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[silence]
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[man]
1, 2, 3...
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♪♪
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[dog barking]
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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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So I'll be Batman for Halloween.
You can be Alfred.
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- Alfred?
- Yeah.
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Why not Robin, his sidekick?
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Batman doesn't need a sidekick.
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He needs somebody to pick up
his dry cleaning.
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- Wait.
- What?
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- That's Rita.
- So what?
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So what?
This is my chance.
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Are you kidding me?
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Those are
high school girls, Jake.
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Listen, walk like
10 steps behind me.
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When I reach her,
go hide behind Mrs. Gomez's bush
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and wait for us to leave.
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It's Miss Gomez.
She got a divorce.
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Just hide behind
the Mexican lady's bush, Sam.
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Why can't I just walk ahead
of you and go to school?
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Because if Rita rides
the tard cart,
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I don't want to walk the rest
of the way to school alone.
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♪♪
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[no audible dialogue]
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♪♪
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So, Mr. Sanderson,
is this right?
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Mr. Sanderson,
I think this is right.
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Nope.
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No, it's wrong.
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You're never going
to get that one right.
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No, no, no.
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I meant even someone
old enough to take the SATs
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would have trouble with that.
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Well...
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maybe not.
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But you're 11,
for Christ's sakes.
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It's not a big deal you're not
smart enough for this.
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My mom thinks
I'm smart enough for it.
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You know what?
Your mom's delusional.
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Sam, I don't think you're
the right person for this job.
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Just remember, Linda, I got
a perfect score on my SATs,
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and I never went to college.
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Great SAT score
doesn't mean a great future.
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You owe me $60 for the hour.
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My rental just got a flat.
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No, I've never changed a tire
in my life.
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I'm not gonna start now.
Just gonna jog it out.
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I don't know that I want you
to meet my dad just yet or ever.
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I'm literally seeing him
as I walk down the aisle,
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meeting his new wife as she
takes off her goddamn veil.
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It's a quick in and out.
What the fuck?
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No, no. I'm not involving
you because I love you.
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Listen, everything
you don't like about me,
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that's my dad times a million.
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- I really don't wanna fight...
- [bell ringing]
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[tires screech]
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- [crash]
- [horn honks]
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Oh, fuck. Don't move.
Let me get your dad.
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Jakey?
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There you are.
We thought we lost you, man.
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I was just watching the Yanks
in the other room.
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They played her commercial
like six times.
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Jersey Junkers!
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We'll kill you
with lower prices.
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Do you recognize the voice?
She does all the voices.
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I sent you the YouTube, right?
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How do you feel?
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[mumbles]
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- Come again, Jake?
- What... happened?
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Oh, well, uh, you got into
a fight with a car, kiddo.
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- The car won.
- [laughter]
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Kiddo, I want you to formally
meet my beautiful bride.
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This is Cassandra.
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You got married?
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Of course.
We got the skinny on you,
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and then, you know, we just
went on with the ceremony.
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I am exhausted.
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The deejay played every song
I asked him to.
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Your father.
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I got video of it.
Don't worry.
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Don't you have tutoring today?
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Nah.
I think I got fired.
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Why would they fire you?
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You got a perfect score
on your SATs.
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There's no better tutor
in this town.
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I was tutoring a 10-year-old.
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They can't take the SATs
that young.
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Exactly.
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Kids aren't smart enough then.
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Right.
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Well, that's just silly.
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I know.
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You win some, you lose some.
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I'll just pick up some more
shifts at St. Vincent's.
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I'll figure it out, Mom.
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We'll be okay.
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I don't know.
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We'll figure it out.
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Did you hear about Jacob?
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- Who?
- Jacob. Jake.
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No.
What about him?
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Jake, everything's
gonna be fine.
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You got like a month of
physical therapy, and that's it.
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No big deal. Plus you got
the run of the house,
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and we just renovated
and everything.
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[Jake] What the fuck
are you talking about?
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We're gonna get out
of your hair, kiddo.
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No big deal.
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Hey, where are you going?
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- It's our honeymoon, kiddo.
- Don't call me that.
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Your honeymoon?
I can't be alone.
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Well, you can't come with us,
Jake, that's nuts.
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Whoa, whoa! Wait!
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I don't wanna go with you.
I want you to stay.
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Jake, you're gonna get in
a good five or six car accidents
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in your life.
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I only get one honeymoon
with this beautiful woman.
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Be reasonable.
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Now, look, we're gonna push our
flights back a couple of days,
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and when we do leave, you're
gonna get the best in-house care
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money can buy, okay?
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Come on!
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Go!
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♪♪
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[woman on TV] ...is best
known for its birds.
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They gather here each winter
in great numbers.
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- [doorbell rings]
- I got it.
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You call those specialists yet?
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You're leaving tomorrow.
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Yeah. I just got to confirm,
you know, a few things.
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Hey, Jake, there's someone
named Sam here to see you.
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- Sam?
- Yeah.
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Like a squirrely little
Jewish kid?
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I don't know. He could
be Italian or something.
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Hey, buddy!
What's going on?
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- How are you, Mr. Kitner?
- Fine, fine, fine.
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So, what you got going on
these days?
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Nothing much.
Heard Jake got into an accident.
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Yeah, yeah,
on the way to my wedding.
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Selfish son of a bitch.
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It's always got to be
about him, right?
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All finished?
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Yeah.
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Hey, Cassandra, do me a favor.
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Grab that desk lamp,
plug it in over there.
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Sure thing, kiddo.
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Ugh...
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So, anyway, you working?
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You got anything...
Making any money?
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Actually, times are
kinda tough right now.
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I just lost a client.
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Oh, yeah?
What do you do for a living?
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I'm a tutor, uh,
for the SATs.
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So, you know, just, uh...
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- Is Jake here?
- Hmm?
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- Jake?
- Yeah, no, totally.
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- Oh, okay.
- Yeah, run up and see him.
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- Cool.
- Yeah.
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Uh, catch me on your way back.
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Yeah.
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Would you like
something to drink?
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Maybe a glass of water.
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Who's there?
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It's Sam, man.
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I heard about the accident.
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- Who?
- Sam.
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Sam Sanderson
from back when we were kids.
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Who's talking?
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Sam Sanderson.
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Geez, man.
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It's been a long time.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I hear you're doing really well.
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Well, I've been better,
considering.
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You know, I was considering
calling you.
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Just been a lot of shit
between us.
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It's been a really long,
long time.
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I can't say that enough.
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Long time from what?
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Ohh!
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I can't see you.
My vision's going in and out.
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Are you okay?
Should I get your dad?
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My dad? My dad's been
dead for many years.
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They took him away
a long time ago.
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Who did?
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The Spaniards.
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What?
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Buddy, buddy, there's a miracle
on 34th Street.
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You've gotta help me find it.
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Who...
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are...
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you?!
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I'm Sam! Sam! I'm Sam!
It's me, Jakey!
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I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
I don't...
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I don't remember anything.
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They told me
I got into an accident,
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but I don't remember you!
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[crying]
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Thank you.
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I'm sorry.
I didn't get your name.
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It's Cassandra.
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Thanks, Cassandra.
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No problem.
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Cassandra was born
in Tenafly, New Jersey.
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She graduated
from Montclair State
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with a degree
in fashion history.
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Her favorite color is turquoise,
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and she likes swimming
for exercise.
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Hi, Cassandra.
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Hmm.
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Who are you?
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Fucking piece of shit!
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Who's a piece of shit?
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Who's talking?
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Who are you?!
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[whimpers]
Sam?
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Is Jake suffering
from memory loss?
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Not that I know of.
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Didn't think so.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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- Where you going?
- Home.
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What happened?
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- Your son's an asshole.
- I know, but what happened?
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- I'm going home.
- Hey, hey, hey, wait, wait.
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Listen, Cassie and I,
we just got married.
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- We're going on our honeymoon.
- Congratulations.
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No, wait. Do you know how
expensive in-home care is?
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'Cause I didn't.
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I was throwing the term around
like it was nothing,
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and then I looked it up.
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Well, let him pay for it.
He's got all the money.
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He's not doing as well
as he likes to sing about.
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It costs a lot of money
to put a piece of metal
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in somebody's shoulder.
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Now, listen, we are gonna get
onto that plane to St. Barts.
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I mean, come on!
I don't deserve this!
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So how about it?
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He's gonna be in a wheelchair
for like another week,
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and then after that,
it's gonna be a lot easier.
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So do your oldest friend
a big favor.
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Stay with Jake while we're gone.
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Absolutely not.
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I'll pay you $750.
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How long do I
have to be here for?
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A month.
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1,000.
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Deal.
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500 now,
500 when we get back.
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Now, we're leaving
in the morning.
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I mean, you gotta stay here.
You understand that, right?
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I can't have you
going home at night
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just in case
something happens.
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Are you sure you're okay
with me staying here?
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I'm not a nurse.
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You work with kids.
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Not the same thing.
258
00:12:30,477 --> 00:12:33,412
It's fine.
Listen, I wouldn't do this
259
00:12:33,414 --> 00:12:35,848
unless I trust
that everything will be okay.
260
00:12:35,850 --> 00:12:39,821
I mean, it's not like
I'm a shitty father, right?
261
00:12:43,024 --> 00:12:45,794
♪♪
262
00:12:50,898 --> 00:12:52,567
You gotta kidding me.
263
00:13:10,150 --> 00:13:11,750
[door closes]
264
00:13:11,752 --> 00:13:13,853
Hello!
265
00:13:13,855 --> 00:13:15,588
- What's going on, dummy?
- Who are you?
266
00:13:15,590 --> 00:13:18,224
- Drop it. I talked to your dad.
- Who?
267
00:13:18,226 --> 00:13:19,557
Eat shit, Jake.
268
00:13:19,559 --> 00:13:21,359
I'm gonna go downstairs,
make a sandwich.
269
00:13:21,361 --> 00:13:22,927
You want something?
270
00:13:22,929 --> 00:13:24,196
Yes.
271
00:13:24,198 --> 00:13:26,201
All right.
272
00:13:28,669 --> 00:13:31,137
Is there a note or something
down there?
273
00:13:31,139 --> 00:13:33,172
No.
274
00:13:33,174 --> 00:13:35,807
Why would there be?
275
00:13:35,809 --> 00:13:37,143
For the nurse.
276
00:13:37,145 --> 00:13:39,577
My dad said he was gonna
get me a live-in nurse.
277
00:13:39,579 --> 00:13:41,614
Fuck you, Jake!
278
00:13:41,616 --> 00:13:43,081
What?
279
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,484
If you call me that
while I'm here,
280
00:13:45,486 --> 00:13:48,186
I'm gonna walk out,
and you're gonna shit yourself
281
00:13:48,188 --> 00:13:50,122
and starve to death
in that bed.
282
00:13:50,124 --> 00:13:51,123
What?
283
00:13:51,125 --> 00:13:52,858
Did I stutter?
284
00:13:52,860 --> 00:13:54,596
Don't call me that, Jake.
285
00:13:59,232 --> 00:14:01,633
- It's turkey.
- Are you kidding?
286
00:14:01,635 --> 00:14:03,869
Your dad left food money,
but that's the best I can do
287
00:14:03,871 --> 00:14:05,271
with what's in the fridge.
288
00:14:05,273 --> 00:14:06,538
Is this a joke?
289
00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:09,307
It's the best I can do,
considering.
290
00:14:09,309 --> 00:14:11,579
They're on an airplane, Jake.
291
00:14:14,682 --> 00:14:16,818
[sighs]
You want anything to drink?
292
00:14:18,385 --> 00:14:22,256
Don't try to move,
or I'll hobble you.
293
00:14:26,092 --> 00:14:27,493
Hey!
294
00:14:27,495 --> 00:14:30,298
I have to go to the bathroom!
295
00:14:31,832 --> 00:14:34,066
Watch the door, asshole.
296
00:14:34,068 --> 00:14:35,500
This door isn't wide enough.
297
00:14:35,502 --> 00:14:37,369
Why would my dad's
second-floor bathroom
298
00:14:37,371 --> 00:14:38,870
be wheelchair accessible?
299
00:14:38,872 --> 00:14:40,372
The default for any bathroom
300
00:14:40,374 --> 00:14:42,240
should be that it be
wheelchair accessible.
301
00:14:42,242 --> 00:14:45,244
Right! Why don't you go ahead
and pioneer that one, nurse?
302
00:14:45,246 --> 00:14:47,213
Second-floor wheelchair
accessible bathrooms.
303
00:14:47,215 --> 00:14:49,047
Great idea.
304
00:14:49,049 --> 00:14:50,615
All right, whatever.
305
00:14:50,617 --> 00:14:54,220
Look, Sam, come on!
I'm messing with you.
306
00:14:54,222 --> 00:14:56,489
Come back.
307
00:14:56,491 --> 00:14:58,290
Sam!
308
00:14:58,292 --> 00:15:00,625
I'm shitting my pants!
309
00:15:00,627 --> 00:15:01,960
- Easy.
- Yeah.
310
00:15:01,962 --> 00:15:03,231
Okay.
311
00:15:05,866 --> 00:15:07,301
[pats back]
312
00:15:08,435 --> 00:15:10,402
Hey.
313
00:15:10,404 --> 00:15:13,571
Can't shit through
my pants, buddy.
314
00:15:13,573 --> 00:15:16,111
Move it on back.
315
00:15:19,981 --> 00:15:21,647
[grunts]
316
00:15:21,649 --> 00:15:23,449
Oh, come on.
317
00:15:23,451 --> 00:15:26,087
Nothing you haven't seen before.
318
00:15:27,587 --> 00:15:29,687
- [doorbell rings]
- Who is it?
319
00:15:29,689 --> 00:15:32,023
I don't know yet.
I haven't opened the door.
320
00:15:32,025 --> 00:15:33,527
Who is it?
321
00:15:36,764 --> 00:15:38,964
Hey, I got a delivery here
for Jacob Kitner.
322
00:15:38,966 --> 00:15:40,431
Yeah, I can sign for it.
323
00:15:40,433 --> 00:15:42,567
- He's not Jacob Kitner!
- I'm not.
324
00:15:42,569 --> 00:15:44,235
Are you a resident
of this house?
325
00:15:44,237 --> 00:15:46,638
- He is not a resident!
- I'm not.
326
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,440
Is there someone who can
sign for this who is?
327
00:15:48,442 --> 00:15:49,841
It ain't him!
328
00:15:49,843 --> 00:15:52,011
He's Jacob Kitner.
He can sign for it.
329
00:15:52,013 --> 00:15:53,345
[door closes]
330
00:15:53,347 --> 00:15:55,080
I'm Jacob Kitner.
331
00:15:55,082 --> 00:15:57,715
Sign here.
332
00:15:57,717 --> 00:15:59,685
[whispering]
This guy, he kidnapped me.
333
00:15:59,687 --> 00:16:02,321
He broke my arm and leg.
You gotta help me.
334
00:16:02,323 --> 00:16:04,455
Did he also cast
and set your injuries?
335
00:16:04,457 --> 00:16:07,359
Yeah.
He's a doctor.
336
00:16:07,361 --> 00:16:09,427
You gotta help me.
337
00:16:09,429 --> 00:16:11,129
Nothing changes, Jake.
338
00:16:11,131 --> 00:16:13,197
Who the hell are you?
339
00:16:13,199 --> 00:16:14,867
Daniel.
340
00:16:14,869 --> 00:16:18,103
Daniel O'Connor.
We took trig together.
341
00:16:18,105 --> 00:16:20,272
See you later, asshole.
342
00:16:20,274 --> 00:16:22,206
I never took trig!
343
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:24,109
Hey, sorry, dude.
I didn't recognize you.
344
00:16:24,111 --> 00:16:25,577
That's cool, man.
345
00:16:25,579 --> 00:16:28,013
The hat and shorts and shit
really throw people off.
346
00:16:28,015 --> 00:16:29,348
Yeah, no doubt.
347
00:16:29,350 --> 00:16:30,648
What are you doing here?
348
00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:33,886
His dad paid me
to take care of him.
349
00:16:33,888 --> 00:16:35,687
- How much?
- A grand.
350
00:16:35,689 --> 00:16:39,090
That's not enough.
That kid's an asshole.
351
00:16:39,092 --> 00:16:40,658
Yeah, he messes around.
352
00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:42,894
You don't get into an accident
like that for no reason.
353
00:16:42,896 --> 00:16:44,529
He's bad energy.
354
00:16:44,531 --> 00:16:46,764
Yeah.
Where's the package?
355
00:16:46,766 --> 00:16:47,932
Just a second.
356
00:16:47,934 --> 00:16:50,335
By the way, he told me
that you kidnapped him.
357
00:16:50,337 --> 00:16:52,237
I'm gonna come around back.
358
00:16:52,239 --> 00:16:53,375
All right.
359
00:16:55,443 --> 00:16:57,746
I don't remember that kid
at all.
360
00:17:04,051 --> 00:17:05,850
Somebody loves this guy.
361
00:17:05,852 --> 00:17:07,119
Yeah, then why am I here?
362
00:17:07,121 --> 00:17:11,090
Stop talking and kiss already!
363
00:17:11,092 --> 00:17:12,224
Ugh!
364
00:17:12,226 --> 00:17:14,193
All right, Sam,
see you around.
365
00:17:14,195 --> 00:17:15,530
I'll see you around.
366
00:17:18,332 --> 00:17:20,765
- Help me downstairs.
- I don't think so.
367
00:17:20,767 --> 00:17:23,234
Well, it's either that
or bring the shit up here.
368
00:17:23,236 --> 00:17:25,003
I could just as easily
do neither.
369
00:17:25,005 --> 00:17:27,005
I'm gonna throw myself down
the stairs and break my neck.
370
00:17:27,007 --> 00:17:30,678
Everyone will think you did it,
and you'll go to prison.
371
00:17:36,016 --> 00:17:37,715
[pop]
372
00:17:37,717 --> 00:17:40,718
What the hell am I
supposed to do with this?
373
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:43,589
It's from your cousin Marie.
374
00:17:43,591 --> 00:17:45,858
You used to have a thing for
Marie, didn't you?
375
00:17:45,860 --> 00:17:47,192
I don't remember.
376
00:17:47,194 --> 00:17:49,494
Yeah, you totally
had a thing for Marie.
377
00:17:49,496 --> 00:17:50,631
Stop it.
378
00:17:51,899 --> 00:17:54,399
Oh, cool! West Wing.
379
00:17:54,401 --> 00:17:57,403
- Never heard of it.
- It's a pretty good show.
380
00:17:57,405 --> 00:18:00,272
Yeah, I bet. You want it?
I'll sell it to you.
381
00:18:00,274 --> 00:18:02,640
- No.
- Wholesale, at cost.
382
00:18:02,642 --> 00:18:04,709
You can't say at cost.
It cost you nothing.
383
00:18:04,711 --> 00:18:08,914
I'm not gonna give this to you for free.
That's ridiculous.
384
00:18:08,916 --> 00:18:10,784
Going, going, gone.
385
00:18:17,457 --> 00:18:19,957
Who would send me this shit?
386
00:18:19,959 --> 00:18:22,394
This is from your office.
387
00:18:22,396 --> 00:18:24,196
I know who sent it to me.
388
00:18:24,198 --> 00:18:28,434
I don't understand who'd send it
to me in the figurative way.
389
00:18:28,436 --> 00:18:31,102
Well, looking at this stuff,
390
00:18:31,104 --> 00:18:36,108
whoever sent this to you
doesn't know anything about you.
391
00:18:36,110 --> 00:18:39,578
Actually,
really any of this stuff,
392
00:18:39,580 --> 00:18:41,580
all of it
seems to be indicative
393
00:18:41,582 --> 00:18:43,615
of someone who doesn't
know you at all.
394
00:18:43,617 --> 00:18:46,885
They probably don't know you
because you don't know them.
395
00:18:46,887 --> 00:18:48,857
That's not true.
396
00:18:51,624 --> 00:18:54,259
This is from Kate,
from your office.
397
00:18:54,261 --> 00:18:56,628
What's Kate's last name?
398
00:18:56,630 --> 00:18:58,930
You don't know what the hell
you're talking about.
399
00:18:58,932 --> 00:19:01,766
Been here for a few hours now,
not to mention last night.
400
00:19:01,768 --> 00:19:04,102
You'd rather jerk me around
than ask me how I've been
401
00:19:04,104 --> 00:19:05,337
or what I've been up to.
402
00:19:05,339 --> 00:19:06,437
Are you kidding me?
403
00:19:06,439 --> 00:19:08,506
It's not like you asked me.
404
00:19:08,508 --> 00:19:11,042
All right, fine.
We're in the same position then.
405
00:19:11,044 --> 00:19:14,079
What have you been up to, Sam?
406
00:19:14,081 --> 00:19:15,747
- Shut up.
- No, tell me.
407
00:19:15,749 --> 00:19:19,251
I really, really,
really want to know.
408
00:19:19,253 --> 00:19:21,219
Shut up.
I'm taking you upstairs.
409
00:19:21,221 --> 00:19:22,955
Come on!
410
00:19:22,957 --> 00:19:24,322
No, no, wait, wait.
411
00:19:24,324 --> 00:19:26,157
Seriously. You know
what the difference is
412
00:19:26,159 --> 00:19:30,195
between you asking me what I've
been up to since I left Jersey,
413
00:19:30,197 --> 00:19:31,597
and me asking you?
414
00:19:31,599 --> 00:19:33,165
No.
415
00:19:33,167 --> 00:19:36,334
There are any number of things
that I could've been doing
416
00:19:36,336 --> 00:19:38,669
because I left
my parents' house.
417
00:19:38,671 --> 00:19:40,839
I have something
interesting to say
418
00:19:40,841 --> 00:19:43,675
because I have
something to say.
419
00:19:43,677 --> 00:19:46,677
I know what the answer would be
if I asked you, you know?
420
00:19:46,679 --> 00:19:49,313
You've been doing
what you've been doing
421
00:19:49,315 --> 00:19:50,882
for the last 10 years.
422
00:19:50,884 --> 00:19:53,253
You gotta see
what I'm talking about.
423
00:20:00,294 --> 00:20:04,163
Is that the shirt
Zoe Mayer threw up on?
424
00:20:04,165 --> 00:20:05,798
Yeah, of course.
425
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,000
When was the last time
you washed that?
426
00:20:08,002 --> 00:20:09,801
You wear that like every night,
427
00:20:09,803 --> 00:20:12,271
wrap it around your face and
sniff it before you go to sleep?
428
00:20:12,273 --> 00:20:14,939
All right, show's over.
429
00:20:14,941 --> 00:20:17,245
I'm taking the shirt off.
430
00:20:18,646 --> 00:20:21,515
♪♪
431
00:20:36,996 --> 00:20:38,332
[knocking]
432
00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:41,602
Hello?
433
00:20:44,037 --> 00:20:45,439
Hello!
434
00:20:50,910 --> 00:20:52,479
Hello!
435
00:20:56,950 --> 00:21:00,822
[trumpeting ring tone ♪]
436
00:21:03,489 --> 00:21:06,491
[ring tone continues]
437
00:21:06,493 --> 00:21:07,826
Hello?
438
00:21:07,828 --> 00:21:08,961
[knocks]
439
00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:10,228
Hey, are you Sam?
440
00:21:10,230 --> 00:21:12,697
Yeah, I am.
Who are you?
441
00:21:12,699 --> 00:21:15,000
I'm Lily.
I'm Jake's physical therapist.
442
00:21:15,002 --> 00:21:17,468
- Physical therapist?
- Yeah.
443
00:21:17,470 --> 00:21:19,271
At some point, he's gonna
have to walk again.
444
00:21:19,273 --> 00:21:20,671
No, it's not that.
445
00:21:20,673 --> 00:21:22,907
I'm just surprised
his dad sprang for it.
446
00:21:22,909 --> 00:21:25,244
Well, it was a choice
of someone to bathe him
447
00:21:25,246 --> 00:21:26,778
or his ability
to walk straight.
448
00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:28,880
I think they made
the smart decision.
449
00:21:28,882 --> 00:21:30,215
I don't know.
450
00:21:30,217 --> 00:21:33,017
Uh, can you tell me
where Jake is?
451
00:21:33,019 --> 00:21:34,453
Yeah, he's in the other room.
452
00:21:34,455 --> 00:21:36,120
Ah!
453
00:21:36,122 --> 00:21:38,490
Who the hell is this?
454
00:21:38,492 --> 00:21:41,392
Lily. She's your
physical therapist.
455
00:21:41,394 --> 00:21:43,861
My dad sprung for
a physical therapist?
456
00:21:43,863 --> 00:21:46,298
Well, it was a choice between
either having to bathe you or...
457
00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:48,500
Okay, thank you, Sam.
Thank you.
458
00:21:48,502 --> 00:21:51,035
So can you stand
on your own yet?
459
00:21:51,037 --> 00:21:53,839
Maybe.
I haven't tried.
460
00:21:53,841 --> 00:21:55,577
Okay, try.
461
00:21:58,946 --> 00:22:01,413
Can I at least get a cup of
coffee or something first?
462
00:22:01,415 --> 00:22:03,881
Uh, nope.
Try.
463
00:22:03,883 --> 00:22:06,286
Okay.
464
00:22:10,189 --> 00:22:13,193
- Get a little help there?
- Mm-hmm.
465
00:22:16,196 --> 00:22:19,097
[groans]
You live around here?
466
00:22:19,099 --> 00:22:20,601
Can you lift up
your left arm, please?
467
00:22:23,070 --> 00:22:24,403
Your injured arm.
468
00:22:24,405 --> 00:22:26,471
- Oh, my left arm.
- Yeah.
469
00:22:26,473 --> 00:22:28,874
- That was the confusion.
- Yeah.
470
00:22:28,876 --> 00:22:30,309
You got a boyfriend?
471
00:22:30,311 --> 00:22:31,510
No.
No patience either.
472
00:22:31,512 --> 00:22:33,011
And those two things
go hand-in-hand.
473
00:22:33,013 --> 00:22:35,613
Whoa!
This kitten's got claws.
474
00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:37,683
You're gonna walk like a peg leg
for the rest of your life
475
00:22:37,685 --> 00:22:39,350
if you don't let me help you.
476
00:22:39,352 --> 00:22:40,886
In order for me to help you,
you need to not talk
477
00:22:40,888 --> 00:22:43,522
while I'm giving you
directions, okay?
478
00:22:43,524 --> 00:22:45,624
Okay, so try lifting
your arm again.
479
00:22:45,626 --> 00:22:47,662
This time keep the tension
in the shoulder.
480
00:22:53,266 --> 00:22:55,266
Good. See?
481
00:22:55,268 --> 00:22:57,703
The world's a lot quieter
when you listen.
482
00:22:57,705 --> 00:23:00,571
- Sam.
- You need me to walk you out?
483
00:23:00,573 --> 00:23:02,307
No. Okay, here's the deal.
484
00:23:02,309 --> 00:23:04,309
I need you to get up
every morning at 9 a.m.
485
00:23:04,311 --> 00:23:06,645
I need him up early,
moving his arms and legs.
486
00:23:06,647 --> 00:23:08,981
If he doesn't do this,
he could get major blood clots,
487
00:23:08,983 --> 00:23:10,815
and he could die, okay?
488
00:23:10,817 --> 00:23:12,884
I need you to shower him
once a day.
489
00:23:12,886 --> 00:23:15,587
I need you to change
his dressings twice a day.
490
00:23:15,589 --> 00:23:18,357
And keep him off heavy dairy,
and keep him eating protein.
491
00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:19,858
- All right?
- Okay.
492
00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:21,392
Okay, I'll be back
once a week.
493
00:23:21,394 --> 00:23:23,797
Do you need me to walk you out?
494
00:23:25,865 --> 00:23:27,866
- She's awesome.
- She's tough is what she is.
495
00:23:27,868 --> 00:23:29,600
I don't need that
in my life right now.
496
00:23:29,602 --> 00:23:31,469
Yeah, the last thing you need
is someone pushing you
497
00:23:31,471 --> 00:23:33,472
into some sort of recovery.
498
00:23:33,474 --> 00:23:36,742
She's got a whole regimen
I gotta do with you.
499
00:23:36,744 --> 00:23:38,109
Sounds awful.
500
00:23:38,111 --> 00:23:40,111
Yeah, for me more than you.
501
00:23:40,113 --> 00:23:42,580
Why are you doing this anyway?
502
00:23:42,582 --> 00:23:45,484
My dad gonna give you
his Buick or something?
503
00:23:45,486 --> 00:23:47,619
I'm your friend.
You know who I saw
504
00:23:47,621 --> 00:23:50,022
taking out the garbage
across the street last night?
505
00:23:50,024 --> 00:23:51,490
No.
506
00:23:51,492 --> 00:23:52,690
Zoe.
507
00:23:52,692 --> 00:23:54,760
Are you sure
you weren't hallucinating?
508
00:23:54,762 --> 00:23:55,894
Positive.
509
00:23:55,896 --> 00:23:57,128
You sure?
Because your room smells like
510
00:23:57,130 --> 00:23:58,530
the University of Vermont.
511
00:23:58,532 --> 00:24:00,098
Could've been a pot high.
512
00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:02,434
I wasn't.
It was her.
513
00:24:02,436 --> 00:24:06,538
Well, we all know who reigned
victorious in that case.
514
00:24:06,540 --> 00:24:07,742
Right?
515
00:24:09,309 --> 00:24:11,109
Who potted that plant?
516
00:24:11,111 --> 00:24:12,176
Okay, Jake.
517
00:24:12,178 --> 00:24:13,344
Who mined that field, baby?
518
00:24:13,346 --> 00:24:14,745
You win.
You're the man.
519
00:24:14,747 --> 00:24:16,715
And who's shirt
did she throw up on?
520
00:24:16,717 --> 00:24:20,418
Yeah, that was funny
10 years ago. Thanks.
521
00:24:20,420 --> 00:24:22,654
- Hey, Sam!
- What?
522
00:24:22,656 --> 00:24:24,321
[Jake] I need you to look
through the basement
523
00:24:24,323 --> 00:24:25,890
and get some of my old stuff.
524
00:24:25,892 --> 00:24:28,193
I can't keep wearing
the same two shirts every day.
525
00:24:28,195 --> 00:24:31,295
I don't think you're gonna want
any of this shit down here.
526
00:24:31,297 --> 00:24:35,266
Don't make that decision for me.
527
00:24:35,268 --> 00:24:38,102
Take a little longer.
528
00:24:38,104 --> 00:24:40,805
Are you masturbating?
529
00:24:40,807 --> 00:24:42,607
Did you hang yourself?
530
00:24:42,609 --> 00:24:44,842
You hung yourself while
masturbating, didn't you?
531
00:24:44,844 --> 00:24:48,647
Oh, you are not gonna believe
what I just found.
532
00:24:48,649 --> 00:24:49,714
Does your guy have glasses?
533
00:24:49,716 --> 00:24:51,515
I'll answer gender-neutrally
534
00:24:51,517 --> 00:24:53,318
that my person
does not wear glasses.
535
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,119
- Stop trying to cheat.
- It's not cheating.
536
00:24:55,121 --> 00:24:56,353
It's strategy.
537
00:24:56,355 --> 00:24:58,055
Does your person
have brown hair?
538
00:24:58,057 --> 00:25:00,724
No. Does your girl
have brown hair?
539
00:25:00,726 --> 00:25:04,061
My person does not have
brown hair.
540
00:25:04,063 --> 00:25:06,263
This used to be a lot more fun
when I could cheat your ass out
541
00:25:06,265 --> 00:25:07,432
in two moves.
542
00:25:07,434 --> 00:25:09,734
I know.
It must suck.
543
00:25:09,736 --> 00:25:12,637
Yeah. When's my dad coming back?
544
00:25:12,639 --> 00:25:14,004
Three weeks.
545
00:25:14,006 --> 00:25:17,109
I asked Lily if I could
be out of here before then.
546
00:25:17,111 --> 00:25:19,677
She said maybe.
547
00:25:19,679 --> 00:25:22,013
Does your person have
wrinkles on their face? Why?
548
00:25:22,015 --> 00:25:25,117
No. She wants me to get
up and walk around first.
549
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:27,017
Does your guy have brown eyes?
550
00:25:27,019 --> 00:25:28,887
Yeah.
551
00:25:28,889 --> 00:25:31,689
Oh.
Damn it!
552
00:25:31,691 --> 00:25:33,692
Why do you want to leave
before your dad comes back?
553
00:25:33,694 --> 00:25:35,827
I barely wanted to be here
for the wedding.
554
00:25:35,829 --> 00:25:38,730
I'm all set
with seeing my father.
555
00:25:38,732 --> 00:25:41,233
Is your person
Wendell McAdams?
556
00:25:41,235 --> 00:25:42,837
Yes.
557
00:25:44,204 --> 00:25:46,003
I win.
558
00:25:46,005 --> 00:25:49,610
[phone ring tone ♪]
559
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,045
Yeah, hey, Mom.
560
00:25:55,047 --> 00:25:57,081
Yeah, I'm fine.
561
00:25:57,083 --> 00:25:58,817
It's okay.
562
00:25:58,819 --> 00:26:01,355
I feel like I'm back
in fucking high school again.
563
00:26:03,857 --> 00:26:06,558
Yeah, Mom, he's moving around
a lot better than before.
564
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,093
He was supposed to out of
the wheelchair this week.
565
00:26:09,095 --> 00:26:10,762
I guess he's just not ready.
566
00:26:10,764 --> 00:26:14,465
No, Mom, you can't afford
to give me money, okay?
567
00:26:14,467 --> 00:26:16,667
The plan is to make
the food money last,
568
00:26:16,669 --> 00:26:18,936
and then I'm gonna give you
whatever's left over.
569
00:26:18,938 --> 00:26:21,907
Yeah, Mom, it's just
a lot of bullshit,
570
00:26:21,909 --> 00:26:23,841
like he can't t even make it
through physical therapy
571
00:26:23,843 --> 00:26:26,711
without saying something
disgusting to his therapist.
572
00:26:26,713 --> 00:26:29,781
You know how easily we can
turn this into a sex swing?
573
00:26:29,783 --> 00:26:31,782
Nah, it's not that bad.
It's a lot of sitting around.
574
00:26:31,784 --> 00:26:34,654
I mean, the guy's on Vicodin
almost all the time.
575
00:26:35,988 --> 00:26:37,188
Whoa! Shit my pants!
576
00:26:37,190 --> 00:26:39,693
Shit my pants,
shit my pants.
577
00:26:42,196 --> 00:26:43,828
No, I can't leave him alone.
578
00:26:43,830 --> 00:26:46,497
He might break his neck
or something.
579
00:26:46,499 --> 00:26:49,033
- [doorbell rings]
- Mom, Mom, I gotta go.
580
00:26:49,035 --> 00:26:51,936
That was the doorbell.
Jake might have woken up, too.
581
00:26:51,938 --> 00:26:53,774
All right, bye.
582
00:27:00,581 --> 00:27:03,982
Oh, shit.
Do I have the wrong house?
583
00:27:03,984 --> 00:27:07,185
I don't know.
Who are you looking for?
584
00:27:07,187 --> 00:27:08,587
Jake Kitner.
585
00:27:08,589 --> 00:27:11,388
Yeah, he's upstairs.
586
00:27:11,390 --> 00:27:14,259
Might still be sleeping,
though.
587
00:27:14,261 --> 00:27:16,293
It's 10 a.m.
588
00:27:16,295 --> 00:27:18,230
Yeah, you think with
all those broken bones,
589
00:27:18,232 --> 00:27:19,430
he'd get his ass up.
590
00:27:19,432 --> 00:27:21,832
Um, can you wake him up for me?
591
00:27:21,834 --> 00:27:23,267
I'm his girlfriend.
592
00:27:23,269 --> 00:27:26,473
Who'd have thunk it?
He hasn't mentioned you once.
593
00:27:28,976 --> 00:27:31,212
- What?
- Julie's here.
594
00:27:33,479 --> 00:27:35,280
- Give us some privacy.
- No.
595
00:27:35,282 --> 00:27:37,849
I'm gonna sit in the corner and
keep record of everything said.
596
00:27:37,851 --> 00:27:40,784
No, seriously, go outside
and take a walk or something.
597
00:27:40,786 --> 00:27:42,286
Why?
598
00:27:42,288 --> 00:27:44,054
I can hear almost everything
in this house.
599
00:27:44,056 --> 00:27:46,524
No, you can't.
600
00:27:45,559 --> 00:27:49,197
I can hear you cry yourself
to sleep every night.
601
00:27:59,672 --> 00:28:02,607
You can go upstairs.
He's awake.
602
00:28:02,609 --> 00:28:05,176
- He's not coming down?
- Nope.
603
00:28:05,178 --> 00:28:08,683
Why don't you go upstairs and
give him a hard time about it?
604
00:28:16,890 --> 00:28:18,990
Who's there?
605
00:28:18,992 --> 00:28:21,859
Jake, baby, it's me.
606
00:28:21,861 --> 00:28:22,994
Julie?
607
00:28:22,996 --> 00:28:25,996
Jesus, you're a mess.
608
00:28:25,998 --> 00:28:29,269
[music on car stereo ♪]
609
00:28:31,971 --> 00:28:33,707
Hey.
610
00:28:36,743 --> 00:28:38,275
What's going on?
611
00:28:38,277 --> 00:28:40,078
Hey, what's up?
I'm Jeremy.
612
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,680
Hey, Jeremy.
Want a hit?
613
00:28:42,682 --> 00:28:45,550
Uh, no, no.
614
00:28:45,552 --> 00:28:48,086
You, uh, you friends with Julie?
615
00:28:48,088 --> 00:28:51,990
Yeah, yeah.
I'm just along for the ride.
616
00:28:51,992 --> 00:28:53,692
Boyfriend.
617
00:28:53,694 --> 00:28:57,728
Yeah, she's up there
talking to Jake.
618
00:28:57,730 --> 00:29:00,031
That a Cathode Corner
Nixie watch?
619
00:29:00,033 --> 00:29:03,734
Yes!
You know about these?
620
00:29:03,736 --> 00:29:06,471
- I know everything about those.
- Oh, my God.
621
00:29:06,473 --> 00:29:08,106
- Sam, right?
- Yeah.
622
00:29:08,108 --> 00:29:09,907
- Jeremy.
- Yeah.
623
00:29:09,909 --> 00:29:13,410
What took you so long
to get here?
624
00:29:13,412 --> 00:29:19,283
[chuckles]
I've been a little busy.
625
00:29:19,285 --> 00:29:20,952
I almost died.
626
00:29:20,954 --> 00:29:22,387
And you didn't.
627
00:29:22,389 --> 00:29:24,988
That's the most important thing.
628
00:29:24,990 --> 00:29:26,690
And I shouldn't look bad
629
00:29:26,692 --> 00:29:29,793
because it's not like you
weren't gonna get better.
630
00:29:29,795 --> 00:29:31,428
What?
631
00:29:31,430 --> 00:29:36,501
This just couldn't have
come at a worse time.
632
00:29:36,503 --> 00:29:38,168
For who?
633
00:29:38,170 --> 00:29:41,638
For me, for us.
634
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:47,745
When would have been a better
time for this to happen for you?
635
00:29:47,747 --> 00:29:50,348
Jake's been here for almost
a whole week though,
636
00:29:50,350 --> 00:29:52,216
and she was supposed to come
on like day two or something.
637
00:29:52,218 --> 00:29:53,618
She's been busy.
I mean, I've been busy.
638
00:29:53,620 --> 00:29:56,454
I know, but she should
really be there for him.
639
00:29:56,456 --> 00:29:58,956
She's here now.
I mean, she's a good friend.
640
00:29:58,958 --> 00:30:00,358
No, no doubt.
641
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,494
I mean, I wouldn't
drag you to Jersey.
642
00:30:03,496 --> 00:30:06,296
But I guess otherwise
she's pretty cool.
643
00:30:06,298 --> 00:30:09,533
Jake's just always had
garbage taste in women.
644
00:30:09,535 --> 00:30:11,202
No, "taste" is
the wrong way to say it.
645
00:30:11,204 --> 00:30:13,937
It implies some sort of
discerning view.
646
00:30:13,939 --> 00:30:17,975
He'll go for anything
with a vague interest.
647
00:30:17,977 --> 00:30:21,478
I guess shitty women just flock to him.
I don't know.
648
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:24,048
Yeah, that's the right way
to put it.
649
00:30:24,050 --> 00:30:27,819
Okay, I'm just gonna need you to
be a little more understanding.
650
00:30:27,821 --> 00:30:31,688
I'm just gonna need you to
meet me halfway here, Jake.
651
00:30:31,690 --> 00:30:34,125
I'm sorry.
652
00:30:34,127 --> 00:30:37,128
- Really?
- I've been alone all week.
653
00:30:37,130 --> 00:30:39,397
There's nothing familiar
around me.
654
00:30:39,399 --> 00:30:43,033
I just feel kicked around,
you know?
655
00:30:43,035 --> 00:30:45,403
- But this is my fault.
- What?
656
00:30:45,405 --> 00:30:50,707
You were on the phone with me,
and you crashed.
657
00:30:50,709 --> 00:30:55,146
It's your subconscious saying
that we shouldn't be together.
658
00:30:55,148 --> 00:30:58,017
Julie, I want to be with you now
more than ever.
659
00:31:00,152 --> 00:31:02,456
I have to go to the bathroom.
660
00:31:03,756 --> 00:31:06,025
Second door on your left.
661
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,894
- [coughing]
- [laughing]
662
00:31:09,896 --> 00:31:11,763
Oh, shit. Get out of the car,
get out of the car.
663
00:31:11,765 --> 00:31:14,634
[engine starts]
664
00:31:16,035 --> 00:31:18,205
Hey, baby, how you doing?
665
00:31:19,505 --> 00:31:22,676
Bye, Jeremy!
Bye, Julie!
666
00:31:28,582 --> 00:31:30,814
Hey, do me a favor
and check on Julie.
667
00:31:30,816 --> 00:31:31,949
She went to the bathroom.
668
00:31:31,951 --> 00:31:33,751
She left.
669
00:31:33,753 --> 00:31:35,419
She did?
670
00:31:35,421 --> 00:31:37,288
Yeah, with her new boyfriend.
671
00:31:37,290 --> 00:31:40,724
I didn't know
it was her new guy,
672
00:31:40,726 --> 00:31:42,329
not until they left.
673
00:31:45,465 --> 00:31:48,366
I think I wanna go outside,
674
00:31:48,368 --> 00:31:51,472
go for a walk or something.
675
00:31:52,538 --> 00:31:54,571
For a walk?
676
00:31:54,573 --> 00:31:57,777
♪♪
677
00:32:05,351 --> 00:32:07,551
What goes around, rolls around.
678
00:32:07,553 --> 00:32:10,053
That was... That was
really something, Marky.
679
00:32:10,055 --> 00:32:12,090
- What's up, Sam?
- Nothing much.
680
00:32:12,092 --> 00:32:14,458
You gonna take out the garbage?
[laughs]
681
00:32:14,460 --> 00:32:15,859
[mock laughter]
682
00:32:15,861 --> 00:32:18,897
Hey, Marky, you're gonna die
cleaning a booth.
683
00:32:18,899 --> 00:32:21,032
You know who's gonna be there
to find the body?
684
00:32:21,034 --> 00:32:22,166
Who?
685
00:32:22,168 --> 00:32:24,836
No one.
You're gonna die alone.
686
00:32:24,838 --> 00:32:26,204
[laughs]
687
00:32:26,206 --> 00:32:28,205
Real funny, Jake.
688
00:32:28,207 --> 00:32:29,974
Heed my warnings, Marky.
689
00:32:29,976 --> 00:32:32,045
Heed them.
690
00:32:34,046 --> 00:32:35,346
I'm gonna get a milkshake.
691
00:32:35,348 --> 00:32:37,282
Lily said stay away
from heavy dairy.
692
00:32:37,284 --> 00:32:39,016
One milkshake's
not gonna kill me.
693
00:32:39,018 --> 00:32:41,218
Jacob Shitner.
694
00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:43,588
Sara Michaels.
695
00:32:43,590 --> 00:32:45,188
I could punch you in the face
right now,
696
00:32:45,190 --> 00:32:47,125
and no one would say
I was out of line.
697
00:32:47,127 --> 00:32:48,292
How's that?
698
00:32:48,294 --> 00:32:49,860
Hey, Sam. How are you?
699
00:32:49,862 --> 00:32:51,361
Been better, been worse.
700
00:32:51,363 --> 00:32:52,664
Why could you punch him?
701
00:32:52,666 --> 00:32:54,965
Uh, let's see.
I was gonna go to L.A.
702
00:32:54,967 --> 00:32:56,935
take a vacation,
see some friends,
703
00:32:56,937 --> 00:32:59,070
maybe see
our friend Jake here.
704
00:32:59,072 --> 00:33:00,737
He said,
"Come on by, stay with me.
705
00:33:00,739 --> 00:33:03,174
We'll have a different dinner
every night of the week."
706
00:33:03,176 --> 00:33:04,876
Which was very nice of me
to offer, by the way.
707
00:33:04,878 --> 00:33:07,579
Yes, and exceedingly nice of me
to take him up on it.
708
00:33:07,581 --> 00:33:08,780
What happened?
709
00:33:08,782 --> 00:33:10,747
Well, I clear my schedule,
710
00:33:10,749 --> 00:33:12,684
tell all my friends my dates,
711
00:33:12,686 --> 00:33:14,185
and then I get to LAX,
712
00:33:14,187 --> 00:33:18,188
and his phone goes
to voicemail all week.
713
00:33:18,190 --> 00:33:19,724
I apologized.
Profusely.
714
00:33:19,726 --> 00:33:22,260
Yes, he did.
He apologized up and down,
715
00:33:22,262 --> 00:33:24,762
and he finally invited me
to a very nice lunch date
716
00:33:24,764 --> 00:33:28,002
two hours before
I was going to leave L.A.
717
00:33:30,903 --> 00:33:32,637
The apology still counts.
718
00:33:32,639 --> 00:33:34,539
In some cultures, maybe.
719
00:33:34,541 --> 00:33:36,174
Did you have a good time,
otherwise?
720
00:33:36,176 --> 00:33:38,810
Yes, of course.
See, if I've learned one thing
721
00:33:38,812 --> 00:33:41,946
from being in close proximity
to Jake in high school,
722
00:33:41,948 --> 00:33:43,348
it's to have a backup plan
723
00:33:43,350 --> 00:33:46,016
because that is usually
more reliable.
724
00:33:46,018 --> 00:33:47,651
Yeah, that's a good one.
725
00:33:47,653 --> 00:33:50,189
Well, I'll let you two
peruse the menu.
726
00:33:51,457 --> 00:33:53,127
I'd like a milkshake.
727
00:33:54,393 --> 00:33:56,694
- She's sharp.
- She got fat.
728
00:33:56,696 --> 00:33:58,629
- What?
- She got fat.
729
00:33:58,631 --> 00:34:00,898
Maybe she's just bloated
or something.
730
00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:02,199
You're nuts.
731
00:34:02,201 --> 00:34:04,369
I'm just telling you
how I see it.
732
00:34:04,371 --> 00:34:05,836
You know that thing
about anorexic girls
733
00:34:05,838 --> 00:34:07,972
where they can't tell
just how skinny they are?
734
00:34:07,974 --> 00:34:09,941
Yeah, let me guess.
I have that problem with women.
735
00:34:09,943 --> 00:34:14,345
No. You're the asshole
that causes that shit to happen.
736
00:34:14,347 --> 00:34:17,215
I'm definitely not the first
person to think that way.
737
00:34:17,217 --> 00:34:20,617
Sara's nice and smart,
so please tell me.
738
00:34:20,619 --> 00:34:22,220
Why did you treat her
like crap?
739
00:34:22,222 --> 00:34:24,856
I didn't treat her
like crap, okay?
740
00:34:24,858 --> 00:34:26,858
And besides, who comes up
to a table like that
741
00:34:26,860 --> 00:34:29,593
and just tells a nasty story?
Who does that?
742
00:34:29,595 --> 00:34:31,129
Sounded like
she was pretty upset.
743
00:34:31,131 --> 00:34:32,329
What does she have
to upset about?
744
00:34:32,331 --> 00:34:33,865
She said she had a good time.
745
00:34:33,867 --> 00:34:35,436
You could say you're sorry.
746
00:35:00,593 --> 00:35:01,725
I think I just saw Zoe.
747
00:35:01,727 --> 00:35:03,928
She was taking out the garbage.
748
00:35:03,930 --> 00:35:05,062
Yeah, right.
749
00:35:05,064 --> 00:35:06,229
I swear.
750
00:35:06,231 --> 00:35:07,865
You're wrong.
751
00:35:07,867 --> 00:35:09,669
I saw what I saw.
752
00:35:11,003 --> 00:35:12,637
Hey, Sling Blade.
753
00:35:12,639 --> 00:35:14,541
Come here.
754
00:35:16,242 --> 00:35:18,008
Does Zoe Mayer work here?
755
00:35:18,010 --> 00:35:19,977
Yeah.
She works in the kitchen.
756
00:35:19,979 --> 00:35:21,211
Are you serious?
757
00:35:21,213 --> 00:35:22,780
Totally.
She's great.
758
00:35:22,782 --> 00:35:24,749
Most chicks, they don't like
taking out garbage
759
00:35:24,751 --> 00:35:26,517
and cleaning dishes and shit.
760
00:35:26,519 --> 00:35:30,787
You know how many used tampons
we find on old plates of food?
761
00:35:30,789 --> 00:35:32,356
Why does she work here?
762
00:35:32,358 --> 00:35:34,225
She lost her job
and her dad died.
763
00:35:34,227 --> 00:35:35,325
Whole bunch of shit.
764
00:35:35,327 --> 00:35:36,961
She moved home
a few weeks ago.
765
00:35:36,963 --> 00:35:38,963
Tough shit, this economy.
766
00:35:38,965 --> 00:35:41,432
Wonderful platitude, Marky.
767
00:35:41,434 --> 00:35:43,336
Ehh.
768
00:35:45,572 --> 00:35:49,673
Hey, you should go
talk to her, dummy.
769
00:35:49,675 --> 00:35:51,309
Seriously.
770
00:35:51,311 --> 00:35:54,312
March in there,
rip her bloody apron off,
771
00:35:54,314 --> 00:35:57,251
and burn her ass
on the deep fryer.
772
00:36:02,789 --> 00:36:04,187
Why do you live in New Jersey?
773
00:36:04,189 --> 00:36:05,856
Why can't you raise
your arm any higher?
774
00:36:05,858 --> 00:36:08,126
No, seriously, I think you'd
make more money elsewhere.
775
00:36:08,128 --> 00:36:10,394
My partner lives here.
776
00:36:10,396 --> 00:36:11,963
Yeah, but you shouldn't be
unhappy for someone else.
777
00:36:11,965 --> 00:36:13,430
I live in L.A. and...
778
00:36:13,432 --> 00:36:16,233
Jake, you live in a dream world.
Come on. Arm higher.
779
00:36:16,235 --> 00:36:17,568
- I can't.
- Try harder.
780
00:36:17,570 --> 00:36:20,437
I know you can try harder
than this.
781
00:36:20,439 --> 00:36:22,740
I'm gonna break my own shoulder,
let it set for two days
782
00:36:22,742 --> 00:36:25,075
and show you that you can
raise your arm higher than this.
783
00:36:25,077 --> 00:36:27,644
[chuckles]
That'd be silly.
784
00:36:27,646 --> 00:36:28,915
Come on.
785
00:36:29,916 --> 00:36:31,582
Good. Good!
786
00:36:31,584 --> 00:36:33,383
- You want some water?
- Yeah.
787
00:36:33,385 --> 00:36:34,554
Okay.
788
00:36:39,892 --> 00:36:41,028
Good.
789
00:36:42,729 --> 00:36:45,428
- You know, you're very lucky.
- How's that?
790
00:36:45,430 --> 00:36:47,365
Do you know how hard it is to
get someone to help you move?
791
00:36:47,367 --> 00:36:49,767
You got someone here with you
for a over month,
792
00:36:49,769 --> 00:36:51,434
taking care of you.
793
00:36:51,436 --> 00:36:52,672
That's friendship.
794
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:55,773
I guess.
795
00:36:55,775 --> 00:36:57,809
Tell me what it is then.
796
00:36:57,811 --> 00:36:59,343
I don't know.
797
00:36:59,345 --> 00:37:03,648
Well, despite your best efforts,
that kid's your friend.
798
00:37:03,650 --> 00:37:06,519
♪♪
799
00:37:11,256 --> 00:37:13,390
Thank you very much. Thank
you, ladies and gentlemen.
800
00:37:13,392 --> 00:37:15,693
Welcome once again
to "Beat the Clock."
801
00:37:15,695 --> 00:37:16,961
What are we doing tonight?
802
00:37:16,963 --> 00:37:18,662
I don't know.
803
00:37:18,664 --> 00:37:22,867
I'm gonna go upstairs
and maybe finish this book.
804
00:37:22,869 --> 00:37:25,570
Or maybe blow my brains out
after you fall asleep.
805
00:37:25,572 --> 00:37:27,640
Why didn't you ever
go on Jeopardy!?
806
00:37:29,108 --> 00:37:30,975
Why would I go on Jeopardy!?
807
00:37:30,977 --> 00:37:32,242
You aced the SATs.
808
00:37:32,244 --> 00:37:34,010
The SATs aren't like
Trivial Pursuit.
809
00:37:34,012 --> 00:37:35,646
Did you take the SATs?
810
00:37:35,648 --> 00:37:38,115
Yeah, and I finished college,
which puts me one up on you.
811
00:37:38,117 --> 00:37:40,885
It doesn't just have to be
Jeopardy! It could be any show.
812
00:37:40,887 --> 00:37:42,320
Any question show.
813
00:37:42,322 --> 00:37:43,820
Who's Smarter
Than A Fifth Grader?
814
00:37:43,822 --> 00:37:45,289
I bet you're at least that.
815
00:37:45,291 --> 00:37:48,291
We can make a lot of money,
Sam, seriously.
816
00:37:48,293 --> 00:37:50,126
I'll represent you.
817
00:37:50,128 --> 00:37:53,164
I'll be your agent.
And you know what?
818
00:37:53,166 --> 00:37:54,966
If you act retarded
in real life,
819
00:37:54,968 --> 00:37:57,367
it'll be even more surprising
when you win.
820
00:37:57,369 --> 00:37:59,637
We'll make even more money.
Whole roadshow.
821
00:37:59,639 --> 00:38:01,204
You see what you're doing
right now?
822
00:38:01,206 --> 00:38:03,207
- What am I doing?
- You're trying...
823
00:38:03,209 --> 00:38:05,008
or at least
I think you're trying...
824
00:38:05,010 --> 00:38:06,676
to help me out,
825
00:38:06,678 --> 00:38:10,814
but you just end up being
an asshole and belittling me.
826
00:38:10,816 --> 00:38:12,249
I am not.
827
00:38:12,251 --> 00:38:13,783
That's exactly
what you're doing,
828
00:38:13,785 --> 00:38:15,119
and you do it all the time.
829
00:38:15,121 --> 00:38:17,088
I don't know that that's true.
830
00:38:17,090 --> 00:38:20,457
I think you're happier
831
00:38:20,459 --> 00:38:22,727
with people in your life
being bullet points.
832
00:38:22,729 --> 00:38:27,298
You know line items about me,
but nothing more.
833
00:38:27,300 --> 00:38:28,733
And none of it applies
834
00:38:28,735 --> 00:38:31,468
to the last six or seven years
of my life.
835
00:38:31,470 --> 00:38:33,506
Not true at all.
836
00:38:39,479 --> 00:38:40,811
Okay.
837
00:38:40,813 --> 00:38:42,379
Am I virgin?
838
00:38:42,381 --> 00:38:44,215
- Totally.
- I'm not.
839
00:38:44,217 --> 00:38:46,350
- You carry yourself like one.
- Well, I'm not.
840
00:38:46,352 --> 00:38:48,119
So you had sex
with a prostitute.
841
00:38:48,121 --> 00:38:51,354
I dated a girl
for three years, Jake.
842
00:38:51,356 --> 00:38:53,323
So you dated a prostitute
for three years.
843
00:38:53,325 --> 00:38:54,892
She wasn't a prostitute.
844
00:38:54,894 --> 00:38:55,992
- Stripper?
- No.
845
00:38:55,994 --> 00:38:57,327
- Sexually abused?
- No.
846
00:38:57,329 --> 00:38:59,062
- Down on her luck?
- She was a normal girl.
847
00:38:59,064 --> 00:39:00,631
She was in our class.
848
00:39:00,633 --> 00:39:01,564
Bullshit.
849
00:39:01,566 --> 00:39:03,533
Lisa Martinez.
850
00:39:03,535 --> 00:39:05,338
Oh! Bullshit.
851
00:39:06,506 --> 00:39:08,738
Three years,
you piece of shit.
852
00:39:08,740 --> 00:39:10,474
Yeah? What happened?
853
00:39:10,476 --> 00:39:13,412
She wasn't very nice to me.
854
00:39:14,646 --> 00:39:16,881
I don't know what
to say to you right now.
855
00:39:16,883 --> 00:39:18,249
Why?
856
00:39:18,251 --> 00:39:20,318
She wasn't nice to you?
857
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:23,653
She was manipulative
and a liar
858
00:39:23,655 --> 00:39:28,158
and played games
and was just really uncaring.
859
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:31,195
That sucks.
860
00:39:31,197 --> 00:39:33,229
That's where you gotta
hit her back, man.
861
00:39:33,231 --> 00:39:35,198
Establish some fuckin' power.
862
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:38,269
Or just be in a relationship
where those games don't happen.
863
00:39:38,271 --> 00:39:40,838
Doesn't exist.
Gotta understand that, you know?
864
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,573
Can't let one bad egg
ruin the pantry.
865
00:39:43,575 --> 00:39:46,213
You gotta get your heart broken again.
Get out there.
866
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,146
What are you looking at,
Jimmy Stewart?
867
00:39:50,148 --> 00:39:54,320
Nothing. I think I see
Zoe walking her dog.
868
00:40:01,927 --> 00:40:03,426
- Sam?
- Zoe.
869
00:40:03,428 --> 00:40:06,463
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God.
870
00:40:06,465 --> 00:40:08,332
I didn't know you lived
in Jersey.
871
00:40:08,334 --> 00:40:10,501
Yeah.
Never left.
872
00:40:10,503 --> 00:40:11,568
Really?
873
00:40:11,570 --> 00:40:13,937
Yeah.
I mean, I did for a second.
874
00:40:13,939 --> 00:40:16,307
About 20 minutes out of town.
875
00:40:16,309 --> 00:40:18,341
- Wow.
- Yeah.
876
00:40:18,343 --> 00:40:22,312
I don't have a license,
so it's tough.
877
00:40:22,314 --> 00:40:25,548
Um, are you
taking care of Jake?
878
00:40:25,550 --> 00:40:26,649
Yeah.
879
00:40:26,651 --> 00:40:28,251
Why?
880
00:40:28,253 --> 00:40:30,086
His dad asked me to.
881
00:40:30,088 --> 00:40:33,289
It should take a lot more
than his dad asking you to.
882
00:40:33,291 --> 00:40:34,858
[dog barking]
883
00:40:34,860 --> 00:40:37,294
Hey, Harold.
884
00:40:37,296 --> 00:40:39,396
What's shaking?
885
00:40:39,398 --> 00:40:41,798
- You remember his name?
- Of course.
886
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,569
[barking]
887
00:40:44,936 --> 00:40:47,437
You want some company?
888
00:40:47,439 --> 00:40:48,738
Sure.
889
00:40:48,740 --> 00:40:50,508
Cool.
890
00:40:50,510 --> 00:40:51,508
[barks]
891
00:40:51,510 --> 00:40:54,412
You see anybody
from high school?
892
00:40:54,414 --> 00:40:57,847
Once in a while,
around town.
893
00:40:57,849 --> 00:40:59,582
You?
894
00:40:59,584 --> 00:41:01,651
The ones who live
in the city, sure,
895
00:41:01,653 --> 00:41:03,521
but not that much.
896
00:41:03,523 --> 00:41:06,490
High school wasn't
the best time for me.
897
00:41:06,492 --> 00:41:09,292
Yeah, anybody could have
told you that.
898
00:41:09,294 --> 00:41:12,296
Jake's a pretty shitty guy.
899
00:41:12,298 --> 00:41:14,131
Especially to you.
900
00:41:14,133 --> 00:41:16,533
I guess.
901
00:41:16,535 --> 00:41:20,171
Anyway, I grew up
across the street from him.
902
00:41:20,173 --> 00:41:22,372
You know what he did
on my tenth birthday?
903
00:41:22,374 --> 00:41:23,640
No.
904
00:41:23,642 --> 00:41:24,774
He gave me a card.
905
00:41:24,776 --> 00:41:30,013
It said, "Happy Birthday.
I hate you."
906
00:41:30,015 --> 00:41:32,283
Ohh! That sucks!
907
00:41:32,285 --> 00:41:33,751
I know! It sucks huge.
908
00:41:33,753 --> 00:41:36,486
I was ten. I didn't know
what a sociopath he was.
909
00:41:36,488 --> 00:41:39,523
I thought
he actually hated me.
910
00:41:39,525 --> 00:41:44,160
I remember that knocked me out.
Ten years old.
911
00:41:44,162 --> 00:41:47,430
Yeah, that's pretty bad.
I'm sorry he did that to you.
912
00:41:47,432 --> 00:41:51,103
It was a long time ago.
Feels pretty small now.
913
00:41:53,905 --> 00:41:57,675
How'd it go?
You fingerblast her brains out?
914
00:41:57,677 --> 00:42:01,211
No. It was fine.
We just caught up.
915
00:42:01,213 --> 00:42:02,912
I catch up with my cousins.
916
00:42:02,914 --> 00:42:06,015
- Are you gonna see her again?
- I don't know.
917
00:42:06,017 --> 00:42:08,051
Did you ask her?
918
00:42:08,053 --> 00:42:10,120
I didn't.
I live here, Jake.
919
00:42:10,122 --> 00:42:12,122
I got all the time
in the world.
920
00:42:12,124 --> 00:42:13,591
What?!
921
00:42:13,593 --> 00:42:15,459
You know what?
922
00:42:15,461 --> 00:42:18,329
I like her just as much I did
when we were in high school.
923
00:42:18,331 --> 00:42:21,398
It was easy talking to her.
924
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,267
And in a week and a half,
925
00:42:23,269 --> 00:42:25,035
you're gonna be on a plane
back to L.A.,
926
00:42:25,037 --> 00:42:27,370
and I can do
whatever I want, right?
927
00:42:27,372 --> 00:42:29,240
You're not gonna do anything.
928
00:42:29,242 --> 00:42:30,374
That's not true.
929
00:42:30,376 --> 00:42:31,675
This is a perfect time.
930
00:42:31,677 --> 00:42:34,111
She's vulnerable, she's hurt.
931
00:42:34,113 --> 00:42:36,312
Am I right?
932
00:42:36,314 --> 00:42:38,349
She's in a bad way, sure.
933
00:42:38,351 --> 00:42:40,416
So manipulate that shit.
934
00:42:40,418 --> 00:42:43,287
If it's because I've already
plowed that pasture,
935
00:42:43,289 --> 00:42:45,890
I give you my permission.
936
00:42:45,892 --> 00:42:50,461
My loose, flaccid permission.
937
00:42:50,463 --> 00:42:52,332
Thank you.
938
00:43:01,506 --> 00:43:02,842
Sam!
939
00:43:04,410 --> 00:43:05,776
Hey, Jake, what's up?
940
00:43:05,778 --> 00:43:08,211
I'm hungry.
941
00:43:08,213 --> 00:43:12,115
And I smell like shit.
What are you doing?
942
00:43:12,117 --> 00:43:13,584
Zoe was walking Harold.
I was up...
943
00:43:13,586 --> 00:43:16,120
Waiting for Zoe to walk Harold.
Yeah, I know.
944
00:43:16,122 --> 00:43:18,088
What the hell, Jake?
945
00:43:18,090 --> 00:43:19,990
She's gonna find out
you're a creep at some point.
946
00:43:19,992 --> 00:43:24,662
For once, please try
to keep things to a low boil.
947
00:43:24,664 --> 00:43:27,330
What the fuck
does that even mean?
948
00:43:27,332 --> 00:43:31,338
I'll feed you in 20 minutes.
I promise.
949
00:43:32,805 --> 00:43:35,041
[phone ringing]
950
00:43:36,541 --> 00:43:38,642
[ring]
951
00:43:38,644 --> 00:43:39,642
Hello?
952
00:43:39,644 --> 00:43:41,579
Jake! Boyo!
953
00:43:41,581 --> 00:43:42,912
Hey, Dad.
954
00:43:42,914 --> 00:43:45,448
Boyo, how do you feel?
955
00:43:45,450 --> 00:43:48,718
Okay.
I'm getting better, I think.
956
00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:50,988
Can I get a little refill
on this one, please?
957
00:43:50,990 --> 00:43:52,789
Great!
958
00:43:52,791 --> 00:43:54,457
How's the honeymoon?
959
00:43:54,459 --> 00:43:56,593
Fantastic. Couldn't have
come at a better time.
960
00:43:56,595 --> 00:43:59,796
- That's great.
- Listen, is Sam around?
961
00:43:59,798 --> 00:44:02,399
- He's in the shower.
- Oh, uh...
962
00:44:02,401 --> 00:44:04,734
Can you let him know...
Listen, I fudged the dates.
963
00:44:04,736 --> 00:44:08,037
Yeah, we were gonna be back
two days later than I told him.
964
00:44:08,039 --> 00:44:10,640
- Sure.
- Now, uh...
965
00:44:10,642 --> 00:44:13,711
if you could just offer him
an extra 50 bucks
966
00:44:13,713 --> 00:44:16,946
on top of the 500 I owe him
for the extra days.
967
00:44:16,948 --> 00:44:18,782
No, wait.
No, no, listen.
968
00:44:18,784 --> 00:44:22,151
Don't offer him anything
unless he looks really upset.
969
00:44:22,153 --> 00:44:24,655
Even if he is,
let's start at 50,
970
00:44:24,657 --> 00:44:26,356
but don't go higher than 75.
971
00:44:26,358 --> 00:44:27,758
No, don't go higher than 100.
972
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:30,461
- Yeah.
- Okay! That's my boy!
973
00:44:30,463 --> 00:44:31,894
Now, listen,
you have a good time.
974
00:44:31,896 --> 00:44:35,201
Don't have too much fun
and no part...
975
00:44:40,039 --> 00:44:41,338
You got any money?
976
00:44:41,340 --> 00:44:43,106
I wanna get a paintball gun.
977
00:44:43,108 --> 00:44:45,742
Any money? No.
978
00:44:45,744 --> 00:44:48,646
You don't have any extra money
lying around?
979
00:44:48,648 --> 00:44:51,881
Just the food money that your dad left.
A paintball gun?
980
00:44:51,883 --> 00:44:54,984
Yeah. I think it'd be fun
to just wheel around
981
00:44:54,986 --> 00:44:56,653
and shoot one off, you know?
982
00:44:56,655 --> 00:45:01,624
No. I mean, uh, if I had
the money, yeah, sure.
983
00:45:01,626 --> 00:45:05,264
But I don't, so sorry,
no paintball gun.
984
00:45:06,932 --> 00:45:09,936
♪♪
985
00:45:14,372 --> 00:45:17,508
Sam!
Spilt my cereal!
986
00:45:17,510 --> 00:45:19,278
Are you serious?
987
00:45:23,249 --> 00:45:25,418
Unbelievable.
988
00:45:27,753 --> 00:45:28,751
- Oh!
- Come on!
989
00:45:28,753 --> 00:45:30,053
Raspberries!
990
00:45:30,055 --> 00:45:32,492
You're crippled, not stupid.
991
00:45:34,492 --> 00:45:36,795
We're gonna need
more paper towels, too.
992
00:45:49,041 --> 00:45:50,341
Zoe.
993
00:45:50,343 --> 00:45:53,510
Jake, what's up?
994
00:45:53,512 --> 00:45:56,613
Jesus, I didn't realize
you were hurt that bad.
995
00:45:56,615 --> 00:46:00,983
Yeah. The car flipped over,
threw me a good 30 yards.
996
00:46:00,985 --> 00:46:02,686
Really?
997
00:46:02,688 --> 00:46:04,722
Yeah, it was pretty bad.
998
00:46:04,724 --> 00:46:09,459
The doctors
didn't even know if I'd...
999
00:46:09,461 --> 00:46:11,894
[sighs]
Not important.
1000
00:46:11,896 --> 00:46:13,597
Are you gonna walk again?
1001
00:46:13,599 --> 00:46:14,631
Think so.
1002
00:46:14,633 --> 00:46:17,334
I hope so.
1003
00:46:17,336 --> 00:46:21,805
Uh, well, it'll knock
some sense into you.
1004
00:46:21,807 --> 00:46:23,140
You would know.
1005
00:46:23,142 --> 00:46:24,374
- What?
- No, no, no.
1006
00:46:24,376 --> 00:46:26,542
I didn't mean to be cruel.
1007
00:46:26,544 --> 00:46:29,345
I just meant with everything
that happened with your dad
1008
00:46:29,347 --> 00:46:31,782
and your job.
1009
00:46:31,784 --> 00:46:34,952
It was bad.
Worse, even.
1010
00:46:34,954 --> 00:46:36,553
Yeah.
1011
00:46:36,555 --> 00:46:40,657
I'm really sorry, Zoe.
Your dad was a great guy.
1012
00:46:40,659 --> 00:46:43,162
It's okay.
1013
00:46:44,896 --> 00:46:47,930
I'm gonna go inside.
1014
00:46:47,932 --> 00:46:49,499
It was great seeing you.
1015
00:46:49,501 --> 00:46:52,068
You just...
You forget, you know?
1016
00:46:52,070 --> 00:46:53,572
Sure.
1017
00:46:55,407 --> 00:46:58,608
Zoe, can you do me a favor?
1018
00:46:58,610 --> 00:47:01,211
Uh, sure.
1019
00:47:01,213 --> 00:47:04,347
You know how Sam used to have
a thing for you in high school?
1020
00:47:04,349 --> 00:47:07,584
Um, yeah, I guess.
1021
00:47:07,586 --> 00:47:09,986
Well, I've been using
the accident
1022
00:47:09,988 --> 00:47:14,091
as this opportunity
to make things right with him,
1023
00:47:14,093 --> 00:47:20,100
and I just know he'd think it
was weird if he knew we talked.
1024
00:47:20,566 --> 00:47:23,367
Uh, okay.
1025
00:47:23,369 --> 00:47:26,669
Uh, I'm sorry.
Okay, yeah, I understand.
1026
00:47:26,671 --> 00:47:28,407
Thanks.
1027
00:47:37,182 --> 00:47:40,517
To Catch a Predator is on.
Wasn't your dad on that show?
1028
00:47:40,519 --> 00:47:42,686
No.
1029
00:47:42,688 --> 00:47:46,088
Hey, it's 10:00.
You know where your kids are?
1030
00:47:46,090 --> 00:47:47,890
In bed with Sam's dad.
1031
00:47:47,892 --> 00:47:50,359
Wait, what time is it?
1032
00:47:50,361 --> 00:47:52,695
Hey, it's 10:00.
Do you know where your kids are?
1033
00:47:52,697 --> 00:47:54,333
Gotta go!
1034
00:47:56,401 --> 00:47:58,804
♪♪
1035
00:48:10,182 --> 00:48:13,753
Sam, we need
more toilet paper!
1036
00:48:14,954 --> 00:48:16,856
And Drano!
1037
00:48:23,561 --> 00:48:25,664
[barking]
1038
00:48:27,365 --> 00:48:28,798
Are you waiting for me?
1039
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:31,300
No.
1040
00:48:31,302 --> 00:48:32,571
I don't know.
Maybe.
1041
00:48:34,273 --> 00:48:36,138
All right, come on,
let's go.
1042
00:48:36,140 --> 00:48:37,474
What are we doing?
1043
00:48:37,476 --> 00:48:39,977
We're going for a walk.
You're too pale.
1044
00:48:39,979 --> 00:48:41,848
Okay.
1045
00:48:43,448 --> 00:48:45,215
Where's your dad?
1046
00:48:45,217 --> 00:48:47,450
He went on his honeymoon
with his new wife.
1047
00:48:47,452 --> 00:48:49,620
Oh, he's got
his priorities in order.
1048
00:48:49,622 --> 00:48:54,127
Well, I'm not used to my dad
not being an asshole.
1049
00:48:56,095 --> 00:48:58,128
Hey, Zoe?
1050
00:48:58,130 --> 00:48:59,432
Yeah?
1051
00:49:00,900 --> 00:49:04,100
When I apologized yesterday,
1052
00:49:04,102 --> 00:49:06,769
I was apologizing
for everything.
1053
00:49:06,771 --> 00:49:08,638
What do you mean?
1054
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:13,977
I mean, I know it's a cop-out
to make a blanket apology,
1055
00:49:13,979 --> 00:49:16,280
but that's what this is.
1056
00:49:16,282 --> 00:49:17,851
I'm sorry.
1057
00:49:19,718 --> 00:49:22,818
It's cool. You prevented
me from ever dating
1058
00:49:22,820 --> 00:49:28,425
anybody like you in college,
so I owe you a thank-you.
1059
00:49:28,427 --> 00:49:32,762
Well, I hope I'm not
like that anymore.
1060
00:49:32,764 --> 00:49:35,698
So tell me about your life
in Manhattan.
1061
00:49:35,700 --> 00:49:38,334
- What do you wanna know?
- Everything.
1062
00:49:38,336 --> 00:49:41,104
Your job, your apartment,
your friends.
1063
00:49:41,106 --> 00:49:43,941
Just talk to me.
1064
00:49:43,943 --> 00:49:46,079
Okay.
1065
00:49:47,246 --> 00:49:51,013
Sam, you gotta do something
about Zoe.
1066
00:49:51,015 --> 00:49:52,416
I don't know.
1067
00:49:52,418 --> 00:49:54,885
Stop being a little bitch
and do something.
1068
00:49:54,887 --> 00:49:56,486
What is your problem?
1069
00:49:56,488 --> 00:50:00,856
Stop being a bitch and letting
people walk all over you.
1070
00:50:00,858 --> 00:50:02,327
Good call.
1071
00:50:08,499 --> 00:50:13,202
So are you seeing anyone
in Manhattan?
1072
00:50:13,204 --> 00:50:15,104
Right now?
1073
00:50:15,106 --> 00:50:19,376
Now or before, I guess.
1074
00:50:19,378 --> 00:50:21,381
Whatever answer you have.
1075
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:24,316
Not really.
1076
00:50:28,354 --> 00:50:30,689
I don't know
why I said not really.
1077
00:50:32,925 --> 00:50:34,861
I meant no.
1078
00:50:36,461 --> 00:50:39,428
What are you doing
tomorrow night?
1079
00:50:39,430 --> 00:50:41,198
Nothing.
1080
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:43,966
You're not working?
1081
00:50:43,968 --> 00:50:45,434
No. Why?
1082
00:50:45,436 --> 00:50:48,771
Uh, I don't know.
1083
00:50:48,773 --> 00:50:50,573
Seriously. Why?
1084
00:50:50,575 --> 00:50:54,613
I'm just curious.
No reason.
1085
00:51:05,890 --> 00:51:09,892
Wake up.
I need more pills.
1086
00:51:09,894 --> 00:51:11,428
Fill the prescription.
1087
00:51:11,430 --> 00:51:12,695
- Now.
- [pop]
1088
00:51:12,697 --> 00:51:14,232
Okay.
1089
00:51:19,671 --> 00:51:23,939
So did Sam talk to you
about you?
1090
00:51:23,941 --> 00:51:26,612
- What?
- Nothing.
1091
00:51:28,414 --> 00:51:30,747
- You know what'd be nice?
- What's that?
1092
00:51:30,749 --> 00:51:32,416
Me cooking you dinner.
1093
00:51:32,418 --> 00:51:34,984
- [laughs]
- What?
1094
00:51:34,986 --> 00:51:38,722
I've liked seeing you.
It's been great.
1095
00:51:38,724 --> 00:51:42,191
It's nice to know
that people can change.
1096
00:51:42,193 --> 00:51:44,428
It sounds like naive, but...
1097
00:51:44,430 --> 00:51:48,765
you hope that it could happen,
1098
00:51:48,767 --> 00:51:51,401
think it might happen.
1099
00:51:51,403 --> 00:51:54,570
As glad as I am you've
turned over this new leaf,
1100
00:51:54,572 --> 00:51:56,238
you're not
cooking me dinner.
1101
00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:58,841
- Why not?
- Jake...
1102
00:51:58,843 --> 00:52:02,079
you've burned that particular
bridge to the ground,
1103
00:52:02,081 --> 00:52:03,979
no matter how much
you've changed.
1104
00:52:03,981 --> 00:52:06,316
Zoe, I didn't mean it like that.
1105
00:52:06,318 --> 00:52:09,686
I meant me, you, and Sam
sitting down together,
1106
00:52:09,688 --> 00:52:11,088
spending some time.
1107
00:52:11,090 --> 00:52:14,861
Oh.
Well, I'd like that.
1108
00:52:18,329 --> 00:52:21,798
- Can I ask you something?
- Sure.
1109
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:24,401
Do you think that Sam...
1110
00:52:24,403 --> 00:52:26,803
No. Trust me.
I know Sam.
1111
00:52:26,805 --> 00:52:29,439
He's the kind of guy
if he thinks something,
1112
00:52:29,441 --> 00:52:30,843
he says something.
1113
00:52:37,715 --> 00:52:38,981
What are you doing?
1114
00:52:38,983 --> 00:52:42,119
I am having someone
over for dinner.
1115
00:52:42,121 --> 00:52:43,854
Yeah, right.
1116
00:52:43,856 --> 00:52:45,425
I swear.
1117
00:52:46,390 --> 00:52:48,258
Is there a punch line here?
1118
00:52:48,260 --> 00:52:50,727
You gonna kick me in the balls
or something?
1119
00:52:50,729 --> 00:52:53,696
You know what?
Took your advice from the diner.
1120
00:52:53,698 --> 00:52:54,830
What's that?
1121
00:52:54,832 --> 00:52:56,166
Said I'm sorry.
1122
00:52:56,168 --> 00:52:57,834
Worked like a charm.
1123
00:52:57,836 --> 00:53:00,139
You're having Sara over?
1124
00:53:03,175 --> 00:53:05,477
I can't believe it.
1125
00:53:06,677 --> 00:53:08,246
Huh.
1126
00:53:12,284 --> 00:53:14,084
What are you doing?
1127
00:53:14,086 --> 00:53:17,086
Checking out your eye color.
1128
00:53:17,088 --> 00:53:19,321
That's the first tipoff
that an alien life form
1129
00:53:19,323 --> 00:53:21,224
is impersonating your body.
1130
00:53:21,226 --> 00:53:24,394
Wow.
It's a wonder other virgins
1131
00:53:24,396 --> 00:53:27,233
don't make pilgrimages
to worship you.
1132
00:53:29,802 --> 00:53:31,468
You want me to go anywhere?
1133
00:53:31,470 --> 00:53:34,470
I can go for a walk
or something.
1134
00:53:34,472 --> 00:53:35,671
If you want.
1135
00:53:35,673 --> 00:53:37,173
I can sit upstairs.
1136
00:53:37,175 --> 00:53:40,577
Yeah, if you want.
It's gonna get loud.
1137
00:53:40,579 --> 00:53:42,711
Fuck you.
1138
00:53:42,713 --> 00:53:44,580
No, Sam, Sam, seriously,
1139
00:53:44,582 --> 00:53:46,783
this girl made it seem like
she's only interested
1140
00:53:46,785 --> 00:53:49,019
in eating and fucking.
1141
00:53:49,021 --> 00:53:51,354
That's disgusting.
1142
00:53:51,356 --> 00:53:53,459
I'll close my door.
1143
00:54:00,566 --> 00:54:02,231
[doorbell rings]
1144
00:54:02,233 --> 00:54:04,269
It's open!
1145
00:54:08,407 --> 00:54:10,774
Hey, Jake.
Dad's house looks nice.
1146
00:54:10,776 --> 00:54:13,309
Thanks.
1147
00:54:13,311 --> 00:54:17,046
So, um, where's the food?
What are we eating?
1148
00:54:17,048 --> 00:54:18,914
- You look great.
- Oh, really?
1149
00:54:18,916 --> 00:54:22,619
I can hear you guys talking,
and although it means nothing,
1150
00:54:22,621 --> 00:54:25,254
it's making me feel
kinda weird, so...
1151
00:54:25,256 --> 00:54:30,160
I'm... gonna go for a walk.
1152
00:54:30,162 --> 00:54:31,660
What the hell?
1153
00:54:31,662 --> 00:54:33,032
Hey, Sam.
1154
00:54:34,233 --> 00:54:37,867
Sam, meet Zoe.
1155
00:54:37,869 --> 00:54:40,370
Fuck you, Jake.
1156
00:54:40,372 --> 00:54:42,539
You unbelievable piece of shit.
1157
00:54:42,541 --> 00:54:44,307
I don't know
what's going on here.
1158
00:54:44,309 --> 00:54:47,146
If you leave, he's not gonna
pay you your money.
1159
00:54:48,947 --> 00:54:50,680
What?
1160
00:54:50,682 --> 00:54:55,352
He's not going to pay you
your money.
1161
00:54:55,354 --> 00:54:56,686
How do you know about that?
1162
00:54:56,688 --> 00:54:58,622
What kind of friend
takes money
1163
00:54:58,624 --> 00:55:01,390
from someone's father
to take care of them?
1164
00:55:01,392 --> 00:55:03,626
I mean, what the hell else
were you gonna do?
1165
00:55:03,628 --> 00:55:05,327
And you wouldn't even buy me
the paintball gun
1166
00:55:05,329 --> 00:55:06,729
when I asked you for it.
1167
00:55:06,731 --> 00:55:08,668
Yeah, that was a test, Sam.
1168
00:55:14,273 --> 00:55:16,506
You're out of your mind.
1169
00:55:16,508 --> 00:55:21,443
My mom and I live alone.
Paycheck to paycheck.
1170
00:55:21,445 --> 00:55:26,082
I gave her all that money
to help her out.
1171
00:55:26,084 --> 00:55:27,553
You get that at all?
1172
00:55:29,688 --> 00:55:31,657
Stand up.
1173
00:55:34,026 --> 00:55:37,526
I said stand up!
I know you can stand up.
1174
00:55:37,528 --> 00:55:39,129
Why?
1175
00:55:39,131 --> 00:55:41,698
'Cause I'm gonna
punch you in the face,
1176
00:55:41,700 --> 00:55:44,203
and I'm not gonna hit
a guy in a wheelchair.
1177
00:56:04,021 --> 00:56:07,222
- What's the problem?
- Shut up.
1178
00:56:07,224 --> 00:56:10,392
You gonna do something,
do something.
1179
00:56:10,394 --> 00:56:12,562
Shut up.
1180
00:56:12,564 --> 00:56:15,597
- Do something.
- I don't have to do anything.
1181
00:56:15,599 --> 00:56:17,466
Your girlfriend
didn't give a shit enough
1182
00:56:17,468 --> 00:56:19,336
to not fuck someone else.
1183
00:56:19,338 --> 00:56:21,805
Your dad didn't
care enough to stay.
1184
00:56:21,807 --> 00:56:23,807
You're all alone.
1185
00:56:23,809 --> 00:56:25,508
Nobody cares.
1186
00:56:25,510 --> 00:56:28,447
Someone had to pay me to care.
1187
00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:38,320
Zoe, this is bullshit.
1188
00:56:38,322 --> 00:56:42,694
I honestly thought you wouldn't
make the mistake twice.
1189
00:56:47,298 --> 00:56:48,733
[door closes]
1190
00:56:56,742 --> 00:56:57,709
[engine cranks]
1191
00:56:58,776 --> 00:57:00,178
[engine cranks]
1192
00:57:02,079 --> 00:57:05,717
[starter fails]
1193
00:57:08,919 --> 00:57:10,655
[whimpers]
1194
00:57:17,996 --> 00:57:19,662
Why did you do that?
1195
00:57:19,664 --> 00:57:22,568
Because of the money.
1196
00:57:25,771 --> 00:57:29,705
Jake, I'm 26 years old,
1197
00:57:29,707 --> 00:57:32,809
and my father just died.
1198
00:57:32,811 --> 00:57:36,812
I have no savings,
and I'm living at home.
1199
00:57:36,814 --> 00:57:39,115
And this?
1200
00:57:39,117 --> 00:57:42,484
This is the least important part
of my life.
1201
00:57:42,486 --> 00:57:45,387
You know,
you guys aren't 16 anymore.
1202
00:57:45,389 --> 00:57:47,222
He's not gonna be waiting
at the bus stop tomorrow
1203
00:57:47,224 --> 00:57:50,392
for you to make it up to him.
1204
00:57:50,394 --> 00:57:53,997
Nobody wants you to be
anything like your father.
1205
00:57:53,999 --> 00:57:56,202
You know that, right?
1206
00:57:58,169 --> 00:58:00,673
You're dad's not even here.
1207
00:58:07,378 --> 00:58:10,281
[door opens, closes]
1208
00:58:51,189 --> 00:58:53,055
[line ringing]
1209
00:58:53,057 --> 00:58:54,057
[Lily]
Hello?
1210
00:58:54,059 --> 00:58:56,729
Hey. I need help.
1211
00:59:00,432 --> 00:59:01,700
[groans]
1212
00:59:02,901 --> 00:59:04,901
I think I broke my shoulder.
1213
00:59:04,903 --> 00:59:07,836
Why? What happened?
1214
00:59:07,838 --> 00:59:10,140
I punched Sam.
1215
00:59:10,142 --> 00:59:11,941
What'd you do?
1216
00:59:11,943 --> 00:59:13,843
- I punched him.
- I know.
1217
00:59:13,845 --> 00:59:16,211
What did you do?
1218
00:59:16,213 --> 00:59:18,381
I may have sabotaged
this thing he had going
1219
00:59:18,383 --> 00:59:19,816
with this girl he liked.
1220
00:59:19,818 --> 00:59:21,950
Well, you sprained it.
1221
00:59:21,952 --> 00:59:23,785
- It's not broken?
- No.
1222
00:59:23,787 --> 00:59:26,523
It's gonna be sore for a week,
so you need to figure this out.
1223
00:59:26,525 --> 00:59:28,624
- Get my friend back?
- No, I don't care about your relationship.
1224
00:59:28,626 --> 00:59:31,296
That's on you. You need
someone to take care of you.
1225
00:59:33,631 --> 00:59:35,097
So call the girl.
1226
00:59:35,099 --> 00:59:36,298
You call the girl,
fix it with her,
1227
00:59:36,300 --> 00:59:37,399
and Sam will come back.
1228
00:59:37,401 --> 00:59:39,301
I don't know her number.
1229
00:59:39,303 --> 00:59:41,573
She lives across the street.
1230
00:59:45,577 --> 00:59:47,313
What, Jake?
1231
00:59:48,646 --> 00:59:51,247
I didn't mean anything I said.
1232
00:59:51,249 --> 00:59:53,182
I was being
a manipulative asshole.
1233
00:59:53,184 --> 00:59:54,550
Yeah, I know.
1234
00:59:54,552 --> 00:59:57,689
I know you know.
I just needed to tell you.
1235
00:59:59,023 --> 01:00:02,559
He's liked you
for a long time.
1236
01:00:02,561 --> 01:00:04,162
A lot.
1237
01:00:06,131 --> 01:00:09,231
I'm just being an idiot.
1238
01:00:09,233 --> 01:00:11,466
I saw you walking with him,
1239
01:00:11,468 --> 01:00:16,705
and my dad telling me about
Sam getting paid, it just...
1240
01:00:16,707 --> 01:00:19,043
It's me acting on
some shitty instinct.
1241
01:00:20,244 --> 01:00:22,711
Did you mean anything you said?
1242
01:00:22,713 --> 01:00:24,446
When?
1243
01:00:24,448 --> 01:00:26,351
When you said you were sorry.
1244
01:00:28,852 --> 01:00:30,820
[sighs]
I don't know.
1245
01:00:30,822 --> 01:00:33,756
I am sorry, though.
1246
01:00:33,758 --> 01:00:37,160
Your dad was a really cool guy.
1247
01:00:37,162 --> 01:00:38,764
[dog barks]
1248
01:00:41,765 --> 01:00:43,233
What am I supposed to do now?
1249
01:00:43,235 --> 01:00:45,535
Wait for Sam to get back,
make some phone calls
1250
01:00:45,537 --> 01:00:48,771
and find someone else
to take care of you.
1251
01:00:48,773 --> 01:00:51,975
I don't know
that anyone else can.
1252
01:00:51,977 --> 01:00:54,611
Well, you gotta
figure this out, Jake.
1253
01:00:54,613 --> 01:00:56,445
Okay.
1254
01:00:56,447 --> 01:00:59,548
[sighs]
You should call someone else.
1255
01:00:59,550 --> 01:01:00,649
Why?
1256
01:01:00,651 --> 01:01:02,318
Because Sam's
definitely coming back.
1257
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:04,787
Why do you say that?
1258
01:01:04,789 --> 01:01:07,957
Because he's sleeping
in your dad's car right now.
1259
01:01:07,959 --> 01:01:10,459
If he was gonna go,
he would have gone already.
1260
01:01:10,461 --> 01:01:12,461
Well, I need someone
to take care of me.
1261
01:01:12,463 --> 01:01:15,330
Listen, anyone you treat
the way you treat that kid,
1262
01:01:15,332 --> 01:01:17,503
maybe it's not the best thing.
1263
01:01:22,307 --> 01:01:23,872
I don't understand.
1264
01:01:23,874 --> 01:01:26,075
You're not the most perceptive
guy in the world.
1265
01:01:26,077 --> 01:01:28,747
Do you understand that?
1266
01:01:29,914 --> 01:01:30,979
I guess.
1267
01:01:30,981 --> 01:01:32,215
You guess?
1268
01:01:32,217 --> 01:01:34,050
You've hit on me
countless times.
1269
01:01:34,052 --> 01:01:37,553
I've countered countless times
by referring to my partner.
1270
01:01:37,555 --> 01:01:39,722
Not my boyfriend,
my partner.
1271
01:01:39,724 --> 01:01:42,727
Can you put
two and two together?
1272
01:01:44,396 --> 01:01:46,963
Maybe you need to reevaluate
your relationship with this kid.
1273
01:01:46,965 --> 01:01:49,164
But I gotta go. I have an
appointment in 20 minutes,
1274
01:01:49,166 --> 01:01:51,603
so I'll see you
next week, okay?
1275
01:01:53,137 --> 01:01:56,040
♪♪
1276
01:02:25,803 --> 01:02:28,206
[grunts]
1277
01:02:42,820 --> 01:02:46,057
♪♪
1278
01:03:13,818 --> 01:03:16,919
I don't want
to beat you up again.
1279
01:03:16,921 --> 01:03:21,090
I just wanna keep my head down,
finish out my time here.
1280
01:03:21,092 --> 01:03:25,227
Beat me up?
I punched you.
1281
01:03:25,229 --> 01:03:28,263
Whatever.
I just want to go upstairs
1282
01:03:28,265 --> 01:03:30,700
and sleep in a normal bed.
1283
01:03:30,702 --> 01:03:32,135
No.
1284
01:03:32,137 --> 01:03:33,369
What?
1285
01:03:33,371 --> 01:03:35,204
I want you to leave.
1286
01:03:35,206 --> 01:03:37,309
What the hell
you talking about?
1287
01:03:38,675 --> 01:03:40,642
I think...
1288
01:03:40,644 --> 01:03:43,646
and you can correct me
if I'm wrong...
1289
01:03:43,648 --> 01:03:48,117
that as long as I'm here,
you're gonna take care of me,
1290
01:03:48,119 --> 01:03:52,821
even if my father
doesn't pay you.
1291
01:03:52,823 --> 01:03:56,225
The thing is...
1292
01:03:56,227 --> 01:03:58,593
you don't like me.
1293
01:03:58,595 --> 01:04:02,798
- Not right now, no.
- No, you don't like me at all.
1294
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:05,200
And that's okay.
1295
01:04:05,202 --> 01:04:08,604
I'm an asshole.
1296
01:04:08,606 --> 01:04:11,573
But for some reason,
1297
01:04:11,575 --> 01:04:17,012
me being an asshole
has just caused you to stop.
1298
01:04:17,014 --> 01:04:19,115
And that's not okay.
1299
01:04:19,117 --> 01:04:20,716
I don't think...
1300
01:04:20,718 --> 01:04:22,287
Seriously.
1301
01:04:24,389 --> 01:04:26,088
We're not friends.
1302
01:04:26,090 --> 01:04:29,392
We're just used to each other.
1303
01:04:29,394 --> 01:04:32,260
So I need you to just leave.
1304
01:04:32,262 --> 01:04:35,798
I need you to go write
an SAT prep book
1305
01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:37,800
or date Zoe
1306
01:04:37,802 --> 01:04:39,602
or do anything...
1307
01:04:39,604 --> 01:04:42,504
as long as I'm just
not involved and far away.
1308
01:04:42,506 --> 01:04:45,475
Just do something so
that I don't feel
1309
01:04:45,477 --> 01:04:49,745
like I fucked this up so bad.
1310
01:04:49,747 --> 01:04:54,182
We were best friends, man.
1311
01:04:54,184 --> 01:04:56,318
Probably the best
when we were 10,
1312
01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:59,988
and then we never changed.
1313
01:04:59,990 --> 01:05:02,360
That sucks.
1314
01:05:06,097 --> 01:05:08,633
But we don't have
to be friends now.
1315
01:05:13,671 --> 01:05:16,305
Okay.
1316
01:05:16,307 --> 01:05:19,041
But who's gonna
take care of you?
1317
01:05:19,043 --> 01:05:22,178
I called Sara.
She said do it for 500.
1318
01:05:22,180 --> 01:05:24,116
Don't worry about it.
1319
01:05:27,952 --> 01:05:30,055
See you later.
1320
01:05:33,057 --> 01:05:34,459
Okay.
1321
01:05:42,332 --> 01:05:43,367
[door closes]
1322
01:05:46,771 --> 01:05:50,506
[young Jake] By the time I'm 16,
she's gonna be 28 or something.
1323
01:05:50,508 --> 01:05:52,874
[young Sam]
She slapped you pretty hard.
1324
01:05:52,876 --> 01:05:58,381
Yeah, well, you gotta make
an omelet to break some eggs.
1325
01:05:58,383 --> 01:06:02,684
What? That's not
what you meant to say.
1326
01:06:02,686 --> 01:06:04,921
How would you know?
1327
01:06:04,923 --> 01:06:07,023
That made no sense.
1328
01:06:07,025 --> 01:06:11,095
In the future, keep those
kinda things to yourself.
1329
01:06:15,465 --> 01:06:17,633
I got a lot more candy
than you.
1330
01:06:17,635 --> 01:06:21,139
- Yeah, I know.
- Let's even it out.
1331
01:06:29,713 --> 01:06:31,513
Thanks.
1332
01:06:31,515 --> 01:06:36,419
Yeah, well, get used to it.
It's not gonna last forever.
1333
01:06:36,421 --> 01:06:39,821
Uh, I think you meant
don't get used to it.
1334
01:06:39,823 --> 01:06:41,793
I mean shut up.
1335
01:06:43,660 --> 01:06:49,668
♪ She said that
all of this would pass ♪
1336
01:06:50,133 --> 01:06:56,140
♪ That ways of living
are a second math ♪
1337
01:06:56,874 --> 01:07:01,176
♪ All's quiet
as she takes her aim ♪
1338
01:07:01,178 --> 01:07:06,552
♪ But the weapons
have changed ♪
1339
01:07:09,086 --> 01:07:12,821
♪ La la la la ♪
1340
01:07:12,823 --> 01:07:16,459
♪ La la ♪
1341
01:07:16,461 --> 01:07:20,229
♪ La la la la ♪
1342
01:07:20,231 --> 01:07:24,100
♪ La la ♪
1343
01:07:24,102 --> 01:07:26,068
♪ La la la la ♪
1344
01:07:26,070 --> 01:07:31,807
♪ La la ♪
1345
01:07:31,809 --> 01:07:35,343
♪ La la la la ♪
1346
01:07:35,345 --> 01:07:39,215
♪ La la ♪
1347
01:07:39,217 --> 01:07:41,787
♪ La ♪
1348
01:07:47,959 --> 01:07:53,966
♪ Those places
that I know the best ♪
1349
01:07:54,465 --> 01:07:59,137
♪ Save the breath
that whistles in my chest ♪
1350
01:08:00,671 --> 01:08:05,541
♪ And the edges
of a new design ♪
1351
01:08:05,543 --> 01:08:09,715
♪ Spin in my mind ♪
1352
01:08:12,015 --> 01:08:15,450
♪ With Natalie's numbers ♪
1353
01:08:15,452 --> 01:08:19,724
♪ And letters I find ♪
1354
01:08:22,660 --> 01:08:28,666
♪ Say her name again
and let it rest ♪
1355
01:08:29,599 --> 01:08:35,606
♪ It will be there
when you need it next ♪
1356
01:08:36,206 --> 01:08:40,876
♪ And I throw my noises
to the street ♪
1357
01:08:40,878 --> 01:08:46,248
♪ So Natalie sees ♪
1358
01:08:46,250 --> 01:08:52,256
♪ This wave of distraction
that's growing in me ♪
1359
01:08:55,093 --> 01:08:58,828
♪ La la la la ♪
1360
01:08:58,830 --> 01:09:02,797
♪ La la ♪
1361
01:09:02,799 --> 01:09:06,368
♪ La la la la ♪
1362
01:09:06,370 --> 01:09:10,205
♪ La la ♪
1363
01:09:10,207 --> 01:09:14,043
♪ La la la la ♪
1364
01:09:14,045 --> 01:09:17,846
♪ La la ♪
1365
01:09:17,848 --> 01:09:21,684
♪ La la la la ♪
1366
01:09:21,686 --> 01:09:25,587
♪ La la ♪
1367
01:09:25,589 --> 01:09:28,192
♪ La ♪
1368
01:09:31,661 --> 01:09:37,334
♪♪
1369
01:12:14,191 --> 01:12:16,461
- [filmmaker] Camera speed.
- Marker.
1370
01:12:17,628 --> 01:12:19,694
All quiet.
1371
01:12:19,696 --> 01:12:22,297
Set.
1372
01:12:22,299 --> 01:12:24,335
And action.
1373
01:12:25,835 --> 01:12:28,604
Why did my daughter
just call me delusional?
1374
01:12:28,606 --> 01:12:31,140
I don't know.
Did you say something crazy?
1375
01:12:31,142 --> 01:12:33,943
No. I walked in from the den,
and she said I was delusional.
1376
01:12:33,945 --> 01:12:37,479
Sam, she doesn't know that word
unless you taught it to her.
1377
01:12:37,481 --> 01:12:40,382
Linda, it's probably
an SAT word.
1378
01:12:40,384 --> 01:12:42,217
[girl] I don't know
what delusional means.
1379
01:12:42,219 --> 01:12:43,953
But it's okay, Mom.
1380
01:12:43,955 --> 01:12:47,221
Mr. Sanderson says I'm not smart
enough for any of this anyway.
1381
01:12:47,223 --> 01:12:49,725
- For Christ sakes.
- That's...
1382
01:12:49,727 --> 01:12:52,694
Listen, I didn't say
those words exactly.
1383
01:12:52,696 --> 01:12:55,230
I said something very similar to it.
I'm not gonna lie.
1384
01:12:55,232 --> 01:12:58,300
The important thing is that I
didn't say those words exactly.
1385
01:12:58,302 --> 01:13:00,034
What exactly did you say?
1386
01:13:00,036 --> 01:13:04,273
I said she's not smart enough
for this stuff right now.
1387
01:13:04,275 --> 01:13:06,007
- What?
- She's not!
1388
01:13:06,009 --> 01:13:07,443
Linda, this stuff is tough.
1389
01:13:07,445 --> 01:13:09,877
You got her doing it
at ten years old.
1390
01:13:09,879 --> 01:13:14,551
Hey, you! Sun is to shining
like your mom is to what?
1391
01:13:17,321 --> 01:13:19,520
Delusional.
See?
1392
01:13:19,522 --> 01:13:21,657
I'm just trying to give her
a head start.
1393
01:13:21,659 --> 01:13:23,425
A healthy head start
is six months.
1394
01:13:23,427 --> 01:13:25,093
The whole point of the SATs
1395
01:13:25,095 --> 01:13:27,695
is that a ten-year-old
shouldn't be able to do it.
1396
01:13:27,697 --> 01:13:29,898
Who are you to determine
whether my daughter
1397
01:13:29,900 --> 01:13:31,699
is ready or not for SAT prep?
1398
01:13:31,701 --> 01:13:33,702
I think I'm exactly the right
person to determine that.
1399
01:13:33,704 --> 01:13:36,238
I'm the SAT tutor.
Am I being unreasonable?
1400
01:13:36,240 --> 01:13:38,740
Sam, I don't think you're
the right person for this job.
1401
01:13:38,742 --> 01:13:40,275
- Are you firing me?
- Yes, I am.
1402
01:13:40,277 --> 01:13:42,778
- You gonna pay me for today?
- Fine!
1403
01:13:42,780 --> 01:13:46,681
Please, please go outside
and play with your friends.
1404
01:13:46,683 --> 01:13:48,751
Do not order
my daughter around!
1405
01:13:48,753 --> 01:13:50,752
The streets are
the greatest classroom.
1406
01:13:50,754 --> 01:13:52,589
She can't unhear that.
1407
01:13:55,326 --> 01:13:56,461
[filmmaker]
Cut!
1408
01:13:56,463 --> 01:14:01,463
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