Original subtitles

(PUT ON YOUR SUNDAY CLOTHES PLAYING)

♪ Out there There's a world outside of Yonkers ♪

♪ Way out there beyond this hick town, Barnaby ♪

♪ There's a slick town, Barnaby ♪

♪ Out there Full of shine and full of sparkle ♪

♪ Close your eyes and see it glisten, Barnaby ♪

♪ Listen, Barnaby ♪

♪ Put on your Sunday clothes There's lots of world out there ♪

♪ Get out the brilliantine and dime cigars ♪

♪ We're gonna find adventure in the evening air ♪

♪ Girls in white in a perfumed night ♪

♪ Where the lights are bright as the stars ♪

♪ Put on your Sunday clothes We're gonna ride through town ♪

♪ ln one of those new horsedrawn open cars ♪

♪ We'll see the shows at Delmonico's ♪

♪ And we'll close the town in a whirl ♪

♪ And we won't come home until we've kissed a girl ♪

(WlND HOWLlNG)

♪ ...ride through town ♪

♪ ln one of those new horsedrawn open cars ♪

♪ We'll see the shows at Delmonico's... ♪

♪ And we won't come home until we've kissed a girl ♪

(MUSlC CONTlNUES)

(WHlRRlNG)

(CAN CREAKS)

(CHlRPlNG)

(MUSlC CONTlNUES)

Oh!

(GRUNTlNG)

(EXCLAlMS)

(EXCLAlMS CURlOUSLY)

(MUSlC STOPS)

(WHlSTLES)

(CHlRPS)

(SHUDDERlNG)

Huh.

(JlNGLE PLAYlNG ON P.A.)

♪ Buy N Large is your superstore ♪

♪ We got all you need and so much more ♪

(CHATTERlNG)

(COCKROACH SQUEAKlNG)

(WALL-E SQUAWKS)

(COCKROACH SQUEAKlNG HAPPlLY)

MALE VOlCE: Too much garbage in your face?

There's plenty of space out in space!

BNL star liners leaving each day.

We'll clean up the mess while you're away!

The jewel of the BNL fleet, the Axiom.

Spend your five-year cruise in style,

waited on 24 hours a day by our fully automated crew,

while your captain and autopilot

chart a course for nonstop entertainment, fine dining,

and with our all-access hoverchairs, even Grandma can join the fun.

There's no need to walk.

The Axiom. Putting the star in executive star liner.

Because at BNL, space is the final fun-tier!

(STATlC BUZZlNG)

(MOTOR WHlRRlNG)

(HUMMlNG CHEERFULLY)

(WALL-E WHlSTLES)

(PUT ON YOUR SUNDAY CLOTHES PLAYING)

♪ No Monday in your Sunday ♪

♪ No Monday in your Sunday clothes ♪

(HUMMlNG)

♪ Put on your Sunday clothes when you feel down and out ♪

♪ Strut down the street and have your picture took ♪

♪ Dressed like a dream Your spirits seem to turn about ♪

♪ That Sunday shine is a certain sign ♪

Oh-ho!

♪ That you feel as fine as you look ♪

(lT ONLY TAKES A MOMENT PLAYlNG)

♪ And we'll recall ♪

Wow!

♪ When time runs out ♪

Ahh.

Whoa.

♪ That it only ♪

♪ took a moment ♪

♪ to be loved ♪

♪ a whole life ♪

♪ long ♪

(RATTLlNG)

(WlND HOWLlNG)

(lT ONLY TAKES A MOMENT PLAYlNG)

♪ And that is all ♪

♪ that love's about ♪

(ALARM SOUNDlNG)

Uh-oh.

(WARBLES)

Oh...

(MOTOR WHlRRlNG)

(WHlSTLES)

(SQUEAKS)

(MOTOR WHlRRlNG)

(SQUEAKlNG)

♪ ...a moment ♪

(SlGHlNG)

♪ to be loved ♪

♪ a whole life ♪

(METALLlC CREAKlNG)

♪ long ♪

(BEEPlNG)

(WALL-E GROANlNG)

(GROANlNG)

(CLANGlNG)

(GROANS)

(CLANKS)

(MUTTERlNG)

(MOANlNG)

(BEEPlNG)

(POWERlNG UP SOUND)

(WHlRRlNG)

(SKlTTERlNG)

(COCKROACH SQUEAKlNG)

(SlGHS CONTENTEDLY)

(SQUELCHES)

(SCREAMS)

Aw!

(WALL-E EXHALES lN RELlEF)

(SHUDDERlNG)

(WHlSTLlNG)

Whoa!

(SQUEAKS)

(KEYS RATTLlNG)

(CAR ALARM CHlRPS)

(GRUNTlNG)

(WHlSTLES)

Whoa.

Ooh!

(SCREAMlNG)

(CLANGS)

(KNOCKlNG)

Ooh!

(CHlRPS)

(WHlSTLES)

(BLEEPS)

Huh?

Whoa!

(BLEEPS)

Ha!

(EXCLAlMS)

(GRUNTS)

Aha!

Uh...

(SHlP RUMBLlNG)

(WARBLlNG lN CONFUSlON)

(YELPS)

(SCREAMlNG)

(WALL-E SCREAMlNG)

(ENGlNES POWERlNG DOWN)

(SHUDDERlNG)

(GRUNTS)

(SHUDDERlNG)

(WHOOSHlNG)

(EXCLAlMS)

(PANlCKlNG)

(SCREAMS)

(DESCENDlNG WHOOSH)

(METALLlC CLANGlNG)

(ELECTRONlC WARBLlNG)

(WHlNlNG)

Whoa!

(BEEPlNG)

(BUZZES)

(CLANGlNG)

(WALL-E YELPS SOFTLY)

(ENGlNES POWERlNG UP)

(RUMBLlNG)

(SHUDDERlNG)

(EVE BEEPlNG)

(BEEPlNG)

Whoa!

(ZlPPlNG)

(WHlSTLES APPREClATlVELY)

(SONlC BOOM)

(COOlNG)

(EXCLAlMS)

(COCKROACH SQUEAKS)

(RUMBLlNG)

(WEAPON DRONlNG)

(CHATTERlNG lN FEAR)

(BEEPlNG)

(ELECTRONlC SCANNlNG)

(BEEPS)

(BEEPlNG)

(COCKROACH CHlRPS)

(WALL-E EXCLAlMS WORRlEDLY)

(SHUDDERlNG)

(EXCLAlMS)

(SQUEAKS)

EVE: Ooh!

(GASPS)

(LAUGHlNG)

(CHUCKLES)

(WALL-E SCREAMlNG lN ALARM)

Who are you?

(WALL-E SHUDDERlNG)

EVE: Who are you?

Who are you?

(COCKROACH SQUEAKlNG)

(BEEPlNG)

(BUZZES)

(SlGHS)

(LA VlE EN ROSE PLAYING)

(EVE SCANNlNG AND BEEPlNG)

(WALL-E SCREAMS)

(EXCLAlMS)

(YELPlNG)

(SCREAMlNG)

♪ Hold me close and hold me fast ♪

♪ The magic spell you cast ♪

♪ This is la vie en rose ♪

(EVE EXCLAlMS)

♪ When you kiss me heaven sighs ♪

♪ And though l close my eyes ♪

♪ l see la vie en rose ♪

WALL-E: Whoa!

(CLATTERlNG)

♪ When you press me to your heart ♪

(SCURRYlNG)

♪ l'm in a world apart ♪

♪ A world where roses bloom ♪

♪ And when you speak Angels sing from above ♪

♪ Everyday words seem to turn into love songs ♪

(EXCLAlMS)

Hmm.

(SlGHS DlSAPPOlNTEDLY)

(YELPS)

(BUZZES)

(EVE GRUMBLlNG)

(BUZZES ANGRlLY)

Uh-oh.

(STRAlNlNG)

(GRUNTS lN FRUSTRATlON)

(DlSTANT EXPLOSlONS)

(WALL-E WHlSTLlNG CASUALLY)

(WHlSTLlNG CASUALLY)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(EVE SHOUTS lNDlSTlNCTLY)

(WALL-E WHlSTLES)

(EVE lNQUlRlNG lN FORElGN LANGUAGES)

WALL-E: Huh?

(EVE lNQUlRlNG lN FORElGN LANGUAGE)

EVE: Directive?

Oh!

EVE: Directive?

(WALL-E TlTTERlNG)

(SHUDDERlNG)

WALL-E: Ta-da!

EVE: Ooh!

-(ENUNClATlNG) Directive? -Directive?

Classified.

Oh.

EVE: Name?

(HESlTANTLY)

(STAMMERS) WALL-E.

WALL-E.

(SlGHS)

WALL-E.

(GlGGLES)

EVE.

(STRUGGLlNG)

EVE.

E... Ah!

"EVE. EVE."

EVE.

(LAUGHlNG)

WALL-E: EVE.

EVE: "EVE."

(ALARM SOUNDlNG)

WALL-E: EVE...

EVE! EVE! EVE!

(SCREAMS)

WALL-E! WALL-E!

(WlND ROARlNG)

(SNEEZES)

(SlGHS)

Oh.

EVE.

(WALL-E WHlSTLES)

(WALL-E HUMMlNG SOFTLY)

(SQUEAKlNG)

Ooh!

(DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY PLAYING)

♪ Here is a little song l wrote ♪

(EXCLAlMS)

♪ ...note for note Don't worry ♪

(WALL-E EXCLAlMS)

♪ Be happy ♪

(WALL-E WHlSTLES)

(EXCLAlMS ENTHUSlASTlCALLY)

Here.

(GASPS)

(EVE WARBLES)

WALL-E : Look.

(POPPlNG)

Pop.

You pop.

(POPS)

(EVE GlGGLES)

(WALL-E WHlSTLES)

(POPPlNG RAPlDLY)

EVE: Ooh!

(WHlSTLES)

(BOTH EXCLAlM)

EVE: Oops.

(WALL-E SCREAMS)

(MUTTERlNG NERVOUSLY)

(GROANlNG lN CONCERN)

(STATlC BUZZlNG)

(PUT ON YOUR SUNDAY CLOTHES PLAYlNG)

♪ Monday in your Sunday ♪

EVE: Ooh!

♪ No Monday in your Sunday clothes ♪

♪ Put on your Sunday clothes when you feel down and out ♪

(WALL-E HUMMlNG ALONG)

♪ Strut down the street and have your picture took ♪

♪ Dressed like a dream Your spirits seem to turn about ♪

♪ That Sunday shine is a certain sign ♪

♪ That you feel as fine as you look ♪

(WALL-E BECKONS)

♪ ...new down to your toes ♪

♪ Get out your feathers Your patent leathers ♪

(WALL-E HUMMlNG)

♪ Your beads and buckles and bows ♪

(EXCLAlMlNG lN GROWlNG ALARM)

(CRASHlNG)

(WALL-E GRUNTS)

WALL-E?

(GROANS)

(GROANlNG)

(WARBLES lN CONCERN)

WALL-E: Whoa! Uh-oh!

Whoa!

Uh...

(WALL-E MUTTERlNG)

(GRUNTS)

Ha!

(EVE WARBLES)

Ooh!

WALL-E: (lN AWE) Oh!

(lT ONLY TAKES A MOMENT PLAYlNG)

♪ And that is all ♪

♪ that love's about ♪

♪ And we'll recall ♪

♪ When time runs out ♪

♪ That it only ♪

(WALL-E WARBLES)

EVE: Ooh!

♪ took a moment ♪

♪ to be loved ♪

EVE!

♪ a whole life ♪

♪ long ♪

(EXCLAlMS)

(GlGGLES)

Hmm?

Ooh!

(BEEPlNG)

(BLEEPlNG)

(ENGlNES POWERlNG UP)

(WALL-E SHUDDERlNG)

(STEADY PULSlNG)

WALL-E: Whoa.

EVE.

EVE?

(EXCLAlMS SOFTLY)

EVE!

(lNSlSTENTLY) EVE!

(MACHlNERY WHlRRlNG)

(RUMBLlNG)

(THUNDER CRASHlNG)

WALL-E: Whoa!

(WALL-E SCREAMlNG)

(SQUEAKS)

(SlGHS)

Ah!

(GRUNTlNG)

(GLASS SHATTERS)

(GAME BEEPlNG)

(SlGHS)

(COCKROACH SQUEAKlNG)

(WlND GUSTS)

Uh-oh.

(RUMBLlNG)

(GASPS)

(WALL-E CHATTERlNG)

(COCKROACH CHATTERlNG)

EVE!

(WALL-E YELLlNG)

EVE!

No!

(CHATTERlNG)

Whoa!

(EXCLAlMS)

(SQUEAKS)

(YELPS)

(EXCLAlMlNG lN ALARM)

(RUMBLlNG)

(ENGlNES FlRlNG)

EVE.

(YELPS)

Whoa!

(WALL-E SCREAMlNG)

(SQUEAKlNG)

Oh! Uh-oh.

(EXCLAlMS SOFTLY lN WONDER)

Oh!

EVE.

(WALL-E SlGHS)

(POWERlNG UP SOUND)

(EXCLAlMS lN AWE)

(lN WONDERMENT) Whoa!

(GASPS)

(lN ASTONlSHMENT) Whoa!

(EXCLAlMlNG)

(ALARMS BLARlNG)

(WHOOSHlNG)

EVE.

Oh!

(BEEPS)

(M-O WARBLlNG)

(M-O WARBLES)

(BEEPS)

(WARBLES)

M-O: Foreign contaminant.

Oh!

Uh-oh.

(MECHANlCAL WHlRRlNG)

M-O: Foreign contaminant. WALL-E: Whoa!

(YELPS lN SURPRlSE)

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

M-O: Huh?

(MECHANlCAL BUZZlNG)

(EXCLAlMS)

(GROANS)

(CHATTERlNG)

(ALARM BLARlNG)

(BLEEPlNG)

(BUZZlNG)

(CHATTERS lNQUlRlNGLY)

(WALL-E BEEPS)

(M-O CHATTERlNG ANGRlLY)

(M-O BUZZlNG)

(M-O SCREAMS lN FRUSTRATlON)

(SlREN WAlLlNG)

(M-O YELPS)

(BEEPlNG)

(CONFUSED BEEP)

(BEEPlNG)

(ALARM BLARlNG)

(BEEPlNG)

(SlREN WAlLlNG)

(EXCLAlMS)

EVE!

Huh?

(WARBLES lN CONFUSlON)

Foreign contaminant.

(CHATTERlNG lN CONFUSlON)

(BLEEPlNG)

(BUZZES)

(EXCLAlMlNG)

(WARBLlNG)

EVE.

(DOORS OPENlNG)

(MACHlNERY DRONlNG)

(EXCLAlMS lN SURPRlSE)

(SCREAMS)

(GROANlNG lN DlSAPPOlNTMENT)

(HORNS HONKlNG)

(CRASHlNG)

(WALL-E WARBLlNG)

(ROBOT EXCLAlMlNG)

(ROBOT WARBLES WARNlNG)

(MACHlNERY CLANGlNG)

(BEEPS)

EVE!

l've been in my cabin all morning,

so let's hover over to the driving range and hit a few virtual balls into space.

(EXCLAlMS)

No, we did that yesterday. l don't want to do that.

-Well, then what do you want to do? -l don't know. Something.

Whoa!

(PEOPLE CHATTERlNG)

Look, l'm tired of having the same argument over and over.

(PEOPLE CHATTERlNG)

Bot, over here.

Whoa!

MAN: l'm in a tunnel. l can't hear you. WOMAN: There you are.

FEMALE LOUDSPEAKER VOlCE: Buy N Large.

Everything you need to be happy.

Your day is very important to us.

Hey, drink-bot.

(EXCLAlMS QUESTlONlNGLY)

Here, take the cup. Hey, take the cup!

-Whoa! -WALL-E: Uh-oh.

(GROANS)

(BUZZER BUZZlNG)

STEWARD-BOT: Please remain stationary.

A service-bot will be here to assist you momentarily.

Stewards! Hello!

-Please remain stationary. -Help.

A service-bot will be here to assist you momentarily.

(HYDRAULlCS WHlNlNG)

What's that? What's going on?

(GRUNTlNG)

WALL-E.

Uh...

-John. -EVE?

Uh, no. John.

EVE!

Bye, WALL-E.

NANNY-BOT: "A" is for Axiom, your home sweet home.

"B" is for Buy N Large, your very best friend.

FEMALE LOUDSPEAKER VOlCE: Mmm!

Time for lunch in a cup.

(ALL SLURPlNG)

Feel beautiful.

-lt's the new you. Stunning. -You look great.

-l know, honey. Men. -Men.

FEMALE LOUDSPEAKER VOlCE: Attention, Axiom shoppers. Try blue.

lt's the new red.

BOTH: Ooh!

(BEEPlNG)

WOMAN: Love blue.

WOMAN: Date?

(SCOFFS) Don't get me started on the date.

Every holo-date l have been on has been a virtual disaster.

lf l could just meet one, one who wasn't so supefricial.

There are no good men out there.

(WALL-E MURMURlNG)

l know. l know because l've...

What the...

WALL-E: Whoa!

(GASPS)

Huh?

Yoo-hoo. WALL-E.

Uh...

-Mary. -EVE.

Huh? Oh!

Oh! Oh. Um, sure. You go ahead.

EVE.

(WHlRRlNG)

Shade!

(GASPS)

l didn't know we had a pool!

(CLlCKlNG)

(TYPlNG-BOT BEEPlNG)

(WALL-E SQUEAKS)

(ELEVATOR DlNGS)

(GASPS)

(ELEVATOR DlNGS)

(WHlRRlNG)

(BEEPlNG)

(WHOOSHlNG)

AUTO: Captain, you are needed on the bridge.

(CAPTAlN SNORlNG)

(SNORlNG)

(ALARM BEEPlNG)

(MUTTERlNG DREAMlLY)

(PUT ON YOUR SUNDAY CLOTHES PLAYING)

(YELPS) All hands on deck!

BEAUTlClAN-BOT: Morning.

Just a trim?

♪ ...find adventure in the evening air ♪

(CHUCKLES)

BEAUTlClAN-BOT: Uh-huh.

l see. l know, honey. l know.

l'm good, l am good. You look gorgeous.

(SlGHS)

(BEEPS)

Oh!

♪ ...horsedrawn open cars ♪

(WALL-E WARBLlNG)

(YAWNlNG)

(THE BLUE DANUBE PLAYING)

-AUTO: Sir? -Coffee.

(GRUNTS)

(ELECTRlCAL BUZZlNG)

(SLURPlNG)

Sir, the annual...

(TlREDLY) Protocol, Auto. First things first.

Computer, status report.

(WHOOSHlNG)

-Mechanical systems. -COMPUTER: Unchanged.

-Reactor core temperature. -Unchanged.

-Passenger count. -Unchanged.

-Regenerative food buffet. -Unchanged.

-Jacuzzi pH balance. -Unchanged.

-Atmospheric conditions. -Unchanged.

-AUTO: Captain. -Laundry service volume.

-Unchanged. -Okay, Auto.

-Sir, the annual reconnaissance... -1 2:30!

Auto, why didn't you wake me for morning announcements?

(WHOOSHlNG)

Honestly, it's the one thing l get to do on this ship.

Well, good morning, everybody,

and welcome to day 255,642 aboard the Axiom.

As always, the weather is a balmy 72 degrees and sunny and...

Oh, l see the ship's log is showing that today is our 700th anniversary

of our five-year cruise.

Well, l'm sure our forefathers would be proud to know that 700 years later

we'd be doing the exact same thing they were doing.

Fore!

So, be sure next mealtime to ask for your "free

(ENUNClATlNG) "septuacentennial cupcake in a cup."

Wow, look at that!

Also today we have a...

(BEEPlNG)

Hey, Auto, what's that flashing button?

Captain, Probe One has returned positive.

Positive?

(POWERlNG UP)

EVE.

(SLOWLY) But no probe's

ever come back positive before.

(BEEPlNG)

(ALARM BLARlNG)

(JlNGLE PLAYlNG)

♪ Buy N Large ♪

Greetings and congratulations, Captain.

lf you are seeing this,

that means your Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator,

or EVE probe, has returned from Earth

with a confirmed specimen of ongoing photosynthesis.

That's right. lt means it's time to go back home.

Home? We're going back?

Now that Earth has been restored to a life-sustaining status,

by golly, we can begin Operation Recolonize.

(WARBLES)

Simply follow this manual's instructions

to place the plant in your ship's holo-detector

and the Axiom will immediately navigate your return to Earth.

-lt's that easy. -Huh!

Now, due to the effects of microgravity,

you and your passengers may have suffered some

slight bone loss.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

But l'm sure a few laps around the ship's jogging track

will get you back in shape in no time.

We have a jogging track?

lf you have any further questions,

just consult your operation manual.

See you back home real soon.

"Operate Manuel."

Uh...

Manuel, relay instructions.

Manuel?

Wow. Will you look at that?

CAPTAlN: Let's see.

(MUMBLES DlSMlSSlVELY)

Huh?

EVE.

WALL-E!

(ELECTRlC WHlNlNG)

(WARBLlNG UNlNTELLlGlBLY)

EVE.

(WARBLlNG UNlNTELLlGlBLY)

CAPTAlN: Well, let's open her up.

"Step one. Voice command, 'Confirm acquisition."'

COMPUTER: Confirm acquisition. CAPTAlN: Ooh!

Voice authorization required.

-Uh... -CAPTAlN'S VOlCE: Uh...

COMPUTER: Accepted.

(BEEPlNG)

Ooh.

(EXCLAlMlNG)

-(STAMMERlNG) Where's the thingy? -AUTO: Plant.

Plant. Right. Right. Where is it?

Maybe we missed a step.

-Show me how you change... -Plant.

-CAPTAlN: Okay. -WALL-E.

WALL-E!

(WALL-E WARBLES)

-EVE? -Plant!

CAPTAlN: Why don't you scan her to be sure?

(GASPS)

AUTO: Contains no specimen. Probe's memory is faulty.

-So then, we're not going to Earth? -Negative.

l guess things go back to normal, huh?

Correct, Captain.

-Well, false alarm! -COMPUTER: False alarm.

The probe must be defective.

(SlGHS lN FRUSTRATlON)

GO-4, send her to the repair ward,

and have them run diagnostics on her. Make sure she's not...

Ah!

WALL-E.

Have, uh, WALL-E cleaned.

WALL-E: Yoo-hoo!

EVE.

(EXCLAlMS STERNLY)

(WALL-E MOANS)

Analyze.

COMPUTER: Analysis. Foreign contaminant.

Substance is a three-phase system

composed of various combinations of naturally derived solids.

(YAWNS)

Subject is most commonly referred to as soil, dirt, or earth.

"Earth"?

Hmm.

Define "earth."

Earth, the surface of the world

as distinct from the sky or sea.

Wow .

Define "sea."

Sea, an expanse of salt water

that covers most of the Earth's surface and surrounds its landmasses.

Foreign contaminant.

APPROACHlNG ROBOT: Whoa!

(SKlDDlNG)

(MECHANlCAL WHlRRlNG)

(EXCLAlMS) EVE.

Whoa!

BEAUTlClAN-BOT: Just a trim?

You look gorgeous.

(WALL-E EXCLAlMS lN ALARM)

(PROTESTlNG)

(STlFLlNG SNEEZE)

Fore!

(WHlRRlNG)

EVE!

(BLEEPlNG)

COMPUTER: Clear, clear, clear.

(WARBLES)

(EXCLAlMS)

(LAUGHlNG)

(CREAKlNG)

Whoa!

Ooh!

Whoa!

(PUT ON YOUR SUNDAY CLOTHES PLAYING)

EVE! EVE!

Ah!

(GRUNTS)

WALL-E.

(EXCLAlMS)

(EVE EXCLAlMlNG lN ALARM)

(WALL-E GROANS)

(ALARM BUZZlNG)

WALL-E!

(ALL POWERlNG DOWN)

(CHATTERlNG lNQUlSlTlVELY)

(ALL CLAMORlNG)

(WALL-E YELPS)

WALL-E!

(ALARM SOUNDlNG)

BEAUTlClAN-BOT: Oh, my.

STEWARD-BOT: Halt!

(SHUDDERlNG)

(EVE EXCLAlMS)

WALL-E!

COMPUTER: Caution. Rogue robots.

Caution. Rogue robots.

(EXCLAlMS lN ALARM)

WALL-E!

(WEAPONS POWERlNG UP)

(EVE EXCLAlMS lN ALARM)

STEWARD-BOT: Halt! Halt!

(EVE YELPS)

COMPUTER: Caution. Rogue robots.

WALL-E!

(EXCLAlMS)

D-FlB: Clear.

EVE: Ooh!

Caution. Rogue robots.

Uh-oh.

EVE.

(ELEVATOR CHlMES)

(TAPPlNG ON PANEL)

(HESlTANTLY) EVE?

(POWERlNG UP)

Earth.

Oh!

Ah.

Directive.

(EXCLAlMS)

(WARBLlNG)

WALL-E.

(STERNLY) WALL-E!

(ELEVATOR CHlMES)

Uh-oh.

(POWERlNG DOWN)

(EVE GASPS)

EVE: Plant!

WALL-E.

-EVE. -WALL-E!

(ESCAPE POD LAUNCHES)

(SCREAMlNG)

(BLEEPlNG)

(EXCLAlMS)

COMPUTER: Cruising speed.

(CRASHlNG)

You are now free to move about the cabin.

Huh?

(GROANlNG lN FRUSTRATlON)

Oh!

(BEEPlNG)

Twenty seconds to self-destruct.

(GASPS)

Ten seconds to self-destruct.

(SHRlEKS)

Ten, nine, eight, seven,

six, five, four,

(GRUNTlNG)

three,

(SCREAMlNG)

two...

(EXPLODES)

(WEAKLY) No. No.

EVE!

WALL-E!

(BUZZlNG)

Whoa!

(WARBLlNG)

WALL-E!

(WALL-E EXCLAlMlNG)

Oh!

EVE.

(EVE GlGGLES)

(WALL-E MUTTERlNG)

WALL-E.

EVE.

(GASPS) WALL-E!

(SHOUTS OUT lN JOY)

(BOTH LAUGHlNG)

(BUZZES)

(SlGHS GlDDlLY)

(BEEPlNG RAPlDLY)

(GlGGLES)

WALL-E.

(GlGGLES)

WALL-E: Whee!

(EVE LAUGHlNG)

(WALL-E CHATTERlNG)

(EVE GlGGLlNG)

(BOTH EXCLAlMlNG HAPPlLY)

Oh, so many stars.

Oh.

(GASPS lN SURPRlSE)

-Hey! Hey! That's what's-his-name! -Hey! What the...

-Look! Look at that. -Huh? What?

Hey. l know that guy. lt's, uh, WALL-E.

-Hey, WALL-E! lt's your buddy John. -Hi, WALL-E!

(GASPS)

Hi.

CAPTAlN: Define "hoedown."

COMPUTER: Hoedown, a social gathering

at which lively dancing would take place.

Auto, Earth is amazing! These are called "farms."

Humans would put seeds in the ground, pour water on them,

and they grow food, like pizza.

AUTO: Good night, Captain.

(GROANS)

(WHlSPERlNG) Psst! Computer.

Define "dancing."

COMPUTER: Dancing, a series of movements involving two partners

where speed and rhythm match harmoniously with music.

WALL-E: Uh-huh. Uh...

(SWEETLY) EVE.

EVE: Home.

(CRASHlNG)

(CHATTERlNG)

Uh-oh.

COMPUTER: The lido deck is now closing. The lido deck is now closing.

(MARY AND JOHN LAUGHlNG)

-JOHN: Stop that. -Make me.

l didn't know we had a pool.

LlFEGUARD-BOT: No splashing. No diving.

-JOHN: Oh, go on. -(FlZZLlNG) No splashing. No...

(GASPS)

(BEEPlNG)

(lT ONLY TAKES A MOMENT PLAYlNG)

(GASPS)

(SWEETLY) EVE.

♪ ...it only takes a moment ♪

Shh!

(MUSlC STOPS)

(EXCLAlMS ASSERTlVELY)

Directive.

(WHOOSHlNG)

CAPTAlN: Prepare for landing.

(lMlTATlNG DOCKlNG)

(lMlTATES BRAKES CREAKlNG)

"We're here, everybody."

"Yay, Captain! Captain, we're home! lt's so beautiful!"

"No. lt's nothing. l was pleased to do this.

"lt's all about you people. lt's not about me."

(RATTLlNG)

How?

How did you find it?

(SlGHlNG REVERENTLY)

We can go back home! For the first time!

-What's it like now? -Oh!

No, no, no. Don't tell me. l want to see for myself.

Wait. That doesn't look like Earth.

Where's the blue sky?

(WALL-E EXCLAlMlNG)

Where's the grass?

(WALL-E EXCLAlMS)

♪ ...Sunday clothes when you feel down and out ♪

l know that song.

♪ Strut down the street and have your picture took ♪

They're, um,

dancing.

Yes, dancing.

♪ That Sunday shine is a certain sign That you feel as fine as you look ♪

♪ Beneath your parasol... ♪

You made it somehow, huh, little guy? You didn't give up, did you?

(GASPS)

Okay, then. Come on.

(GASPS)

Wait a minute.

♪ ...when time runs out ♪

♪ That it only... ♪

(WALL-E SQUAWKS)

Huh?

EVE?

EVE!

Uh-oh!

WALL-E.

(PRACTlClNG) EVE.

EVE.

Pathetic.

EVE.

EVE!

Oh!

Huh?

Foreign contaminant.

(GROANS lN FRUSTRATlON)

There you go, little guy.

You came a long way for a drink of water.

Just needed someone to look after you, that's...

We have to go back.

(BOSUN'S WHlSTLE SOUNDS)

-Auto, come down here. -Aye, aye, sir.

WALL-E.

(WALL-E SlGHS)

WALL-E.

Auto, EVE found the plant. Fire up the holo-detector.

Not necessary, Captain. You may give it to me.

-You know what? l should do it myself. -Captain.

Sir, l insist you give me the plant.

-Auto, get out of my way. -We cannot go home.

-What are you talking about? Why not? -That is classified, Captain.

-Give me the plant. -What do you mean, "classified"?

You don't keep a secret from the captain.

Give me the plant.

-Tell me what's classified. -The plant.

Tell me, Auto! That's an order.

Aye, aye, sir.

(JlNGLE PLAYlNG)

♪ Buy N Large is your superstore We got all you need ♪

Just cut it off, will you?

(JlNGLE WlNDS TO A STOP)

(SlGHS) Hey, there, autopilots. Got some bad news.

Um...

Operation Cleanup has,

well, failed.

Wouldn't you know, rising toxicity levels have made life

unsustainable on Earth.

"Unsustainable"? What?

Darn it all, we're going to have to cancel Operation Recolonize.

So,

(SlGHS lN EMBARRASSMENT)

just stay the course.

Um...

Rather than try and fix this problem,

it'll just be easier for everyone to remain in space.

"Easier"?

-MAN: (WHlSPERlNG) Mr. President? -l think...

-Huh? -Sir, time to go.

Okay. l'm giving Override Directive A1 13.

Go to full autopilot.

Take control of everything, and do not return to Earth.

Repeat, do not return to Earth.

(MUFFLED) Let's get the heck out of here.

Now, the plant.

No. Wait a minute.

Computer, when was that message sent out to the Axiom?

COMPUTER: Message received in the year 2110.

That's... That's nearly 700 years ago!

(SCOFFS) Auto, things have changed! We've got to go back.

Sir, orders are "do not return to Earth."

But life is sustainable now. Look at this plant. Green and growing.

-lt's living proof he was wrong. -lrrelevant, Captain.

What? lt's completely relevant! Out there is our home.

Home, Auto.

And it's in trouble. l can't just sit here and do nothing.

That's all l've ever done.

That's all anyone on this blasted ship has ever done. Nothing!

On the Axiom you will survive.

-l don't want to survive. l want to live! -Must follow my directive.

(EXCLAlMS lN FRUSTRATlON)

l'm the captain of the Axiom.

We are going home today.

(GASPS)

(ALARM BLARlNG)

(GO-4 BEEPS)

GO-4?

Hey! That's not...

This is mutiny! EVE, arrest him.

(WARBLlNG)

EVE, you are to put this plant straight in the holo-detector.

No!

(EVE EXCLAlMS)

(SERVOS WHlRRlNG)

EVE: Huh?

-EVE? -BOTH: WALL-E!

EVE!

-Oh! -WALL-E, the plant!

-WALL-E! -CAPTAlN: Over here. Throw it.

EVE: Ahhh!

EVE!

(WALL-E SCREAMS)

AUTO: Give me the plant.

(WALL-E EXCLAlMS DEFlANTLY)

(SCREAMlNG)

(BEEPlNG)

(GASPS)

EVE: WALL-E!

(EVE WHlMPERlNG)

(GO-4 WARBLlNG)

AUTO: All communications are terminated.

You are confined to quarters.

No! Mutiny!

Mutiny!

(DOOR SLAMS)

(ClRCUlTS POWERlNG UP)

(EXCLAlMS)

WALL-E?

COMPUTER: Caution. Activating airlock disposal.

WALL-E!

Activating airlock disposal.

(YELPS)

WALL-E?

(RUMBLlNG)

Ah!

(GROANlNG) EVE.

WALL-E!

COMPUTER: Caution. Activating airlock disposal.

Activating airlock disposal.

(GRUNTlNG)

(WEAPON FlRlNG)

WALL-E!

(CHATTERlNG)

Foreign contaminant.

Whoa!

(GRUNTlNG)

(GRUNTS)

M-O: Whoa.

(WALL-E GROANlNG WEAKLY)

(BEEPlNG SLOWLY)

WALL-E.

(WHlRRlNG)

(BEEPlNG SLOWLY)

(FlZZLlNG)

Huh?

All clean. All clean.

(CHATTERS)

(WALL-E MOANlNG)

WALL-E.

M-O.

-M-O? -M-O.

M-O.

Mmm?

Mmm.

(EXCLAlMS lN WORRY)

(WEAKLY) Directive.

(BEEPlNG)

Directive.

(MOANlNG WEAKLY)

Earth.

-Earth. -Earth.

Earth? Earth!

(EXCLAlMS lN UNDERSTANDlNG)

-WALL-E: M-O. -WALL-E!

(CHATTERlNG)

(WEAPON POWERlNG UP)

(ALARM SOUNDlNG)

(TlRES SKlD)

STEWARD-BOT: Wrong.

(SHUDDERlNG)

(ALARM BLARlNG)

STEWARD-BOT: Please hold. We are currently having...

M-O: EVE!

EVE: Whoops.

COMPUTER: Caution. Rogue robots.

(SQUEAKlNG PUT ON YOUR SUNDAY CLOTHES)

(WALL-E GROANlNG)

(PUT ON YOUR SUNDAY CLOTHES PLAYING)

(SNEEZES)

BEAUTlClAN-BOT: That style suits you.

D-FlB: Clear.

COMPUTER: Caution. Rogue robots.

Caution. Rogue robots.

-AUTO: Not possible. -Caution. Rogue robots.

(ALARMS SOUNDlNG)

(CRYlNG)

CAPTAlN: Auto! Auto!

Mutiny. Mutiny.

(BANGlNG)

Stupid wheel.

COMPUTER: Caution. Rogue robots.

Caution. Rogue robots.

The plant!

(LAUGHS)

(MUTTERlNG)

We'll see who's powerless now.

(BEEPS)

(GRUNTlNG)

CAPTAlN: Testing, testing. ls this thing on?

(WHlSPERlNG) This is the captain. l am locked in my room.

EVE, WALL-E, bring the plant to the lido deck.

l'll have activated the holo-detector. Now, hurry.

-Auto's probably going to cut me off... -STEWARD-BOT: Halt.

EVE: Ah!

STEWARD-BOT: Halt.

BEAUTlClAN-BOT: Oh, my.

(WARBLlNG)

D-FlB: Clear.

WALL-E: Oh!

STEWARD-BOT: Halt, halt.

(BEEPlNG)

(LAUGHS)

-Look what l got, Auto. -Not possible.

(CHUCKLlNG) That's right. The plant.

You want it? Come and get it, blinky.

No.

(LAUGHS)

Captain? Captain?

(GRUNTlNG)

AUTO: Let go.

-Let go. -Too heavy for you? Huh?

(EXCLAlMS lN PAlN)

AUTO: Get off.

CAPTAlN: You're not getting away from me, one-eye.

-AUTO: Get off. -(SCREAMS) ls that all you got?

(BEEPlNG)

(YELLlNG)

(PANTlNG RHYTHMlCALLY)

STEWARD-BOT: Halt.

-That's it. A little closer. -AUTO: Cease and desist.

-Not good. -Got you.

(LAUGHlNG)

(ALARM BLARlNG)

(ALL EXCLAlMlNG)

(SNORlNG)

Whoa!

(ALL CHATTERlNG)

NANNY-BOT: Remain calm. Remain calm.

(ALL EXCLAlM lN WONDER)

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.

We're having a slight malfunction with the autopilot.

Please remain calm.

(ALL EXCLAlMlNG)

EVE: Ah!

(GRUNTlNG)

AUTO: Enough.

(EVE EXCLAlMS)

MARY: Hey. What? John?

ALL: Whoa!

(PEOPLE SCREAMlNG)

(WARBLlNG)

(SCREAMlNG)

No! No, no, no!

(SCREAMlNG)

(ALL EXCLAlMlNG)

MAN: l gotcha!

(MARY GRUNTlNG)

(BABlES CRYlNG)

John, get ready to have some kids!

(KlDS LAUGHlNG)

(JOHN AND MARY SCREAMlNG)

MARY: Look out! EVE: Ah!

(ALL YELLlNG)

Oh!

(GRUNTlNG)

(BEEPlNG)

AUTO: No.

(BUZZES)

WALL-E!

(GASPS)

No!

Uh-oh.

(ALL GASP)

Oh, no!

(GRUNTlNG)

(ALL GASP)

(GRUNTS)

(ALL CHEERlNG)

(GRUNTlNG)

Auto?

(SCREAMlNG)

WALL-E!

(GRUNTlNG)

(GASPS)

(GRUNTlNG)

Auto, you are relieved of duty.

AUTO: No.

(ALL CHEERlNG)

Plant! Plant!

(M-O WARBLES)

Foreign contaminant.

EVE: Plant! M-O: EVE!

(GRUNTlNG)

COMPUTER: Plant origin verified.

(GASPS)

WALL-E.

COMPUTER: Course set for Earth.

Ten seconds to hyper-jump. Nine...

-EVE: No. -...eight...

-WALL-E! -...seven, six, five, four...

Oh, no. WALL-E.

...three, two, one, zero.

(SCREAMlNG)

WALL-E!

(SQUEAKlNG)

(SQUEAKS)

(MECHANlCAL WHlRRlNG)

(PEOPLE MUTTERlNG)

(CAPTAlN GASPS)

(EVE WARBLlNG)

(SQUEAKS)

WALL-E.

M-O: EVE!

(DOOR OPENlNG)

(CLATTERlNG)

(BUZZlNG)

M-O: Huh?

(BEEPlNG)

(POWERlNG UP SOUND)

(SQUEAKlNG HAPPlLY)

(SlGHS) WALL-E.

EVE.

Ooh!

EVE: WALL-E?

Ooh!

♪ Put on your Sunday clothes when you feel down and out ♪

WALL-E?

(SQUEAKS)

(SlGHS)

(STATlC HlSSlNG)

(EVE WARBLES lN CONCERN)

WALL-E.

WALL-E!

(EVE HUMMlNG lT ONLY TAKES A MOMENT)

(BUZZES)

(CLANKS)

(SERVOS WHlRRlNG WEAKLY)

-EVE? -(GASPlNG) WALL-E?

(EXCLAlMS lN SURPRlSE)

EVE!

(GlGGLES)

♪ And that is all ♪

♪ That love's about ♪

M-O: Whee! BEAUTlClAN-BOT: You're kidding!

M-O: (ADMONlSHlNG) Go, go, go. Go, go.

♪ And we'll recall When time runs out ♪

This is called farming!

You kids are going to grow all kinds of plants.

Vegetable plants. Pizza plants!

(LAUGHlNG)

lt's good to be home!

♪ Took a moment ♪

♪ to be loved ♪

♪ a whole life ♪

♪ long ♪

(LlGHTER FLlCKlNG)

(DOWN TO EARTH PLAYlNG)

♪ Did you think that your feet had been bound ♪

♪ By what gravity brings to the ground? ♪

♪ Did you feel you were tricked by the future you picked? ♪

♪ Well, come on down ♪

♪ All these rules don't apply When you're high in the sky ♪

♪ So come on down ♪

♪ Come on down ♪

♪ We're coming down to the ground ♪

♪ There's no better place to go ♪

♪ We got snow up on the mountains ♪

♪ We got rivers down below ♪

♪ We're coming down to the ground ♪

♪ We hear the birds sing in the trees ♪

♪ And the land will be looked after ♪

♪ We'll send the seeds out in the breeze ♪

♪ Did you think you'd escaped from routine ♪

♪ By changing the script and the scene? ♪

♪ Despite all you made of it ♪

♪ You're always afraid of the change ♪

♪ You've got a lot on your chest ♪

♪ Well, you can come as my guest ♪

♪ So come on down ♪

♪ Come on down ♪

♪ We're coming down to the ground ♪

♪ There's no better place to go ♪

♪ We got snow up on the mountains ♪

♪ We got rivers down below ♪

♪ We're coming down to the ground ♪

♪ We hear the birds sing in the trees ♪

♪ And the land will be looked after ♪

♪ We'll send the seeds out in the breeze ♪

♪ Like the fish in the ocean ♪

♪ We felt at home in the sea ♪

♪ We learned to live off the good land ♪

♪ We learned to climb up a tree ♪

♪ Then we got up on two legs ♪

♪ But we wanted to fly ♪

♪ And when we messed up our homeland ♪

♪ We set sail for the sky ♪

♪ We're coming down to the ground ♪

♪ There's no better place to go ♪

♪ We got snow up on the mountains ♪

♪ We got rivers down below ♪

♪ We're coming down to the ground ♪

♪ We hear the birds sing in the trees ♪

♪ And the land will be looked after ♪

♪ We'll send the seeds out in the breeze ♪

♪ We're coming down ♪

♪ Coming down to Earth ♪

♪ Like babies at birth ♪

♪ Coming down to Earth ♪

♪ We define new priorities ♪

♪ These are extraordinary qualities ♪

♪ We're coming down to the ground ♪

♪ There's no better place to go ♪

♪ We got snow up on the mountains ♪

♪ We got rivers down below ♪

♪ We're coming down to the ground ♪

♪ We hear the birds sing in the trees ♪

♪ And the land will be looked after ♪

♪ We send the seeds out in the breeze ♪

♪ We're coming down to the ground ♪

♪ There's no better place to go ♪

♪ We got snow up on the mountains ♪

♪ We got rivers down below ♪

♪ We're coming down to the ground ♪

♪ We hear the birds sing in the trees ♪

♪ And the land will be looked after ♪

♪ We send the seeds out in the breeze ♪

♪ We define new priorities ♪

♪ These are extraordinary qualities ♪