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Whoa-ooh!
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Get out! Get out!
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Gerry! Out!
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Morning, Roger.
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Gerry!
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Dirty beast!
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- Breakfast!
- Good.
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I'm starving.
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I'm repulsive.
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Can we get some mosquito nets?
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- Please?
- We can't afford mosquito nets.
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- Oh, please don't tell me that's breakfast.
- That's breakfast.
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For the last time, we are poor.
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My widow's pension is for
me, not for five of us.
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- Is that it?
- Oh, er, no. No.
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Harrods are sending over some
kedgeree and some crusty pies.
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There's crusty pies?
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- Mine!
- No!
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- Give it to me!
- I'm growing!
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Right!
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There's gonna be some changes around here.
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This is probably how Harrods started.
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With a lot of hope.
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And a donkey!
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It's the ancient ritual of going
to market to sell one's wares.
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Now this is going to change everything.
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Can we talk about Leslie's moustache?
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- When in Greece...
- Well, Roger and I have our doubts.
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- I'm sure you'd like it if it was on a
bloody walrus. - Exactly! - Stop it, boys.
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Sssh! Sssh.
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Gerry!
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Kalispera. Er...
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Kalispera.
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Psari?
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- Elies?
- ~)
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~
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You have no idea what I said.
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No, I don't.
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I'll stick to English, then.
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Would it be fair to say
it's not going well?
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- I'm learning my trade.
- Ah.
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I own an olive press, if you'd
like to turn those into oil.
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No, thank you.
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Well, they won't sell.
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You can't roll over on this island
without crushing an olive and...
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yours are a bit grim.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I'm being rude.
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Hugh Jarvis.
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Louisa Durrell.
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- Are you on your own?
- I've released my two staff for the day.
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- Oh, do tell me about yourself.
- I'm actually rather busy.
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Oh.
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~
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Forgive my enthusiasm. I'm...
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over-excited at finding a fellow Briton.
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Well, thank you, but I'm still more
excited at being among foreigners,
rather than back in Bournemouth.
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If you tell me you're happily married,
I will walk away with my head held low.
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Unhappily married?
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- Widowed.
- Ah.
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I'll, er, have the fish, please.
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~
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~
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♪ We're poor little lambs
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♪ Who have lost our way
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♪ Baa, baa, baa
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♪ We're little black sheep
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♪ Who have gone astray
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♪ Baa, baa, baa... ♪
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Aaargh!
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How was the market?
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Bad.
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Stinking hot.
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- You got another beer?
- No. This is the last.
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Ahh...
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Tracks, Roger.
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I haven't seen this kind before.
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Wow!
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Kalispera.
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I've been wondering how you are.
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~
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How excellent to see you again.
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And how excellent to see you.
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Your English is better.
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Yes. I am finding... my feet.
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Look. Like Jesus.
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[Come on.]
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Who are you?
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Vasilia.
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But how did you get in?
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I am your landlady.
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Ah, no, no. We have Mr...
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My uncle retired.
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It is me now.
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You have not paid rent.
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No. No, and I apologise for that.
It's been terribly difficult.
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You English treat us like your slaves.
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No, we don't.
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Honestly, I've been at the market
today selling... trying to sell...
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~
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~
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- What are you doing?
- I return these when you pay.
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But we've loved this house.
We've looked after it. Please!
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- Please, stop!
- I will stop when you pay.
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Or leave Corfu. Leave is best.
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Do that.
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But what will we sit on?
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~
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- ~)
- ~
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Shave off those stupid moustaches.
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You look about as Greek as Cheltenham.
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You'll never guess what I've found!
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Otter excreta!
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Good. I think we were running out.
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Larry!
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- Where's the furniture?
- It was seized by our mad new landlady.
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- I'd have driven her away
with the shotgun. - Ohh...
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- Oh, stop him speaking.
- Nyi-nyi-nyi!
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Horrid though she is, we owe her.
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We urgently need money.
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Come on, everyone. Ideas?
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We form a family music
band and go on tour.
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Having learned to play instruments.
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I wouldn't normally say this, but you
two girls need to marry well. Quickly.
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I may once have agreed with you,
but now I find that offensive.
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- Well done, Margo.
- Unless he's really gorgeous.
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Let's kill Aunt Hermione
for the inheritance.
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I'll hold her down!
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Oh, my God, you're not joking.
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Right. Thank you, everyone,
for your superb ideas.
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Today, at the market, a provocative
Englishman made fun of our produce.
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And he was quite right.
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Let's do it properly.
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Let's sell our vegetables and grow more.
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Let's make goat's cheese and... and honey.
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And let's cook proper English food
that nobody here has ever heard of.
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Or we could all sit on the floor and wait to
be evicted and then go and live in a tent.
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This is the police! Open up!
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- That was quick.
- Mum?
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Spiros!
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We've missed you so much!
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Guys, the fluff, it has to go.
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Just a bit of fun.
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Mrs Durrell.
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More lovely than ever.
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I could say the same to you.
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Come on, everyone, work to do!
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Very good, Gerry.
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~
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What do you make?
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Roly-poly.
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Poly-roly?
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No, roly-poly.
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Poly-roly!
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Foolish name. Foolish food.
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The Apidae family is industrious.
Of course as busy as a bee!
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But also noble.
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If you say so, Theo.
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Oh, God!
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Urggh! Oh, God!
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Urggh! Urggh!
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- Tea, anyone?
- Oh, yes, please.
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Yes, please.
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Urggh!
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I'm switching to milking.
Bees are total bastards.
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- Leslie! - Who'd have
thought goats give milk?
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It was so sweet of Sven,
wasn't it, to give us the goats?
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It's odd to think you might have been married
now, if you hadn't been fond of each other...
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- But not in the right way.
- Yes, thank you.
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I've got to get back to my writing. My
novel is published in the next few weeks.
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- I should have finished the next one.
- Oh, don't write another one.
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I don't mind you writing. I
just can't stand all the...
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Aaargh!
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And if you must do it, write about something
that people will enjoy. Like a war.
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He will write what his art brings forth.
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But do write a best-seller, darling,
for God's sake. Any old rubbish will do.
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Hm, it is tempting.
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I've invested too much time in those
grape vines for us to be evicted.
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Oh, we won't be evicted.
Cos I have a secret weapon.
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More otter poo... but bigger?
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Scotch eggs!
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Hello.
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Hello, Sven!
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We wanted to thank you for the goats by...
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by giving you this.
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Spotted dick.
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Oh, thank you.
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How are things?
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You know, work goes on.
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Crops grow. Goats escape.
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And I forget more Swedish.
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Have a slab of toad-in-the-hole.
Always cheers me up.
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- Are you making these names up? - No.
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- Well...
- Right.
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How's the family?
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Er... Well...
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Gerry is looking for otters.
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Larry has got writer's block, so he's
decided to write in different places.
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Margo is on an errand and
she has a mystery boyfriend.
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Er, and I've spent our emergency savings
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on the ingredients for this
food, so it had better sell.
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Off we go.
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Come on.
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Come on. Come on.
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Another fact about otters, which I
got from Theo's book, is they make
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water slides and live in quite complex
communities, so they're a bit like...
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.. us.
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Sorry, Roger. I'm boring you.
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Roger!
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~
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Kalimera.
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Good morning.
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- Er, buongiorno. Miremengjes.
- Morning.
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What's mire-meng-jes boobly?
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That's Albanian. Albania
is just over there.
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Yeah, I know. I'm not an idiot.
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You must be a Durrell.
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- Yes, I am.
- I've asked around about your family.
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My mother said you'd press these
olives for us. For nothing.
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Please? As you've already got the
big grinding machine set up anyway.
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I was looking forward
to seeing your mother.
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Where... Where is she?
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At the market. We're selling a new range
of produce. Better hurry if you want some.
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Hm.
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Come and buy!
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These!
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From us.
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Why can't I think of anything interesting?
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Aaargh!
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Theo!
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I finally saw an otter!
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- How exciting. - Up by the
river. - I'll get my hat.
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Oh, thank you. Where's Roger?
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I dropped him at home, because
he frightened away the otter.
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- Oh, yes, that is OTTER-ly
unacceptable. - Must you?
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- Hello, Pavlos.
- Margo.
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The sun shines upon you.
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I love the way you speak. You
talk about beauty and love.
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What else is there?
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Well, my family talk
about money and violence
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and animal droppings.
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Would you... come to supper?
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- English food?
- ~
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It's actually improved
a lot in recent years.
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Oh, Spiros.
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It's... It's... It's just a disaster.
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What are we doing wrong?
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Well, you're foreign. People
think you don't need money.
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You're British expat.
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And you have no idea how to sell.
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Come on.
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- What... No. What are you doing?
- I just like doing that.
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Mm.
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Oh...
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- Oh!
- Yes. Now...
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- No, no. Spiros, no.
- Yes, yes. Yes, yes.
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Nice.
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Now how to sell.
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You need more passion!
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For Greeks, it's like a game.
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00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:49,050
But a serious one. Always look
like you're going into battle.
262
00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:51,090
Leslie, you do it.
263
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:53,010
Buy!
264
00:20:53,060 --> 00:20:55,330
- Buy.
- Aah.
265
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:56,970
Oh, madam!
266
00:20:57,020 --> 00:20:59,010
No, no, no, no, no! No.
267
00:20:59,060 --> 00:21:01,050
You're better with a man.
268
00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:02,700
- Oh.
- Yes.
269
00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:06,890
- What do I say? - It doesn't
matter. They speak bad English.
270
00:21:06,940 --> 00:21:08,540
If I may...
271
00:21:09,380 --> 00:21:11,380
For the gentlemen.
272
00:21:13,020 --> 00:21:15,010
Thank you.
273
00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:16,530
Excuse me.
274
00:21:16,580 --> 00:21:18,970
You don't know me. I'm Mrs Durrell.
275
00:21:19,020 --> 00:21:20,610
Erm...
276
00:21:20,660 --> 00:21:23,450
I've got some super
things for sale over here.
277
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:27,010
There's a sort of an English
theme to the cooking and I...
278
00:21:27,060 --> 00:21:29,490
No. No, you're probably right.
279
00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:31,370
Be loud.
280
00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:32,930
Try flirting.
281
00:21:32,980 --> 00:21:35,180
Make people feel bad if they don't buy.
282
00:21:37,940 --> 00:21:39,530
Ooh, sorry.
283
00:21:43,860 --> 00:21:48,060
~)
284
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:54,450
~
285
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:57,540
Here, Mrs Durrell.
Location. Very important.
286
00:21:58,580 --> 00:22:00,730
Now... why should I buy...
287
00:22:00,780 --> 00:22:02,250
these?
288
00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:07,690
- Well, because they're the best and
because I do have four mouths to feed.
- Yes, she does. - I don't care!
289
00:22:07,740 --> 00:22:10,250
- Right. No need to shout.
- Yeah, steady on.
290
00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:13,050
No, no. No, I'm playing
the part of the customer.
291
00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:14,740
- Oh, I'm with you now.
- Oh, I see.
292
00:22:15,740 --> 00:22:17,290
- Kostis!
- Spiros!
293
00:22:17,340 --> 00:22:19,330
~
294
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:22,610
~
295
00:22:22,660 --> 00:22:24,450
- Yassas.
- Yassas.
296
00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:26,180
You must... er...
297
00:22:27,340 --> 00:22:29,370
~
298
00:22:29,420 --> 00:22:32,180
- Poli kala.
- Nectar.
299
00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:38,330
- ~ - A bargain! Only three drachmas.
300
00:22:38,380 --> 00:22:39,780
Yeah?
301
00:22:42,740 --> 00:22:44,650
~
302
00:22:52,420 --> 00:22:54,410
- I can't believe it.
- Oh! Oh!
303
00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:55,610
Oh.
304
00:22:55,660 --> 00:22:57,250
Poli kala.
305
00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:59,140
~
306
00:23:01,140 --> 00:23:02,740
Enjoy.
307
00:23:04,580 --> 00:23:06,580
- Poli kala!
- Poli kala!
308
00:23:13,140 --> 00:23:16,540
- Is it me or is it getting OTTER?
- Oh, yes, no STOAT about it!
309
00:23:21,140 --> 00:23:22,740
Oh!
310
00:23:30,860 --> 00:23:32,860
I'm so sorry, Gerry.
311
00:23:42,460 --> 00:23:45,930
I left Mum at the market. Turns out
she could sell snow to Eskimos.
312
00:23:45,980 --> 00:23:47,530
- No.
- Yeah.
313
00:23:47,580 --> 00:23:51,980
She practically kidnapped one poor chap
until he agreed to buy a sausage roll!
314
00:23:53,060 --> 00:23:55,050
No, Leslie, no more shooting.
315
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,890
It's so peaceful.
316
00:23:56,940 --> 00:23:58,690
This is how the peace is kept.
317
00:23:58,740 --> 00:24:02,370
Have you ever thought how awful you'd
feel if you actually shot someone?
318
00:24:02,420 --> 00:24:06,410
Well, I won't, because all firearms
come with a host of safety features.
319
00:24:06,460 --> 00:24:09,250
- Take this air rifle. - Les, I'm
not interested. - No. You asked.
320
00:24:09,300 --> 00:24:13,210
See this here, that's the safety
catch. It's always on until you...
321
00:24:14,260 --> 00:24:15,160
What have you done?
322
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:16,970
That... That's not my fault.
323
00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:18,540
It's not supposed to happen.
324
00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:23,820
- OK. Is he gonna be all right? - I don't
know. I've never been at a dog-shooting before!
325
00:24:28,980 --> 00:24:32,730
Listen, Roger, listen, seriously,
Gerry mustn't find out about this.
326
00:24:32,780 --> 00:24:36,380
- He'll be back soon. What are you gonna do?
- Face the consequences like a man.
327
00:24:39,180 --> 00:24:41,180
Not that, actually.
328
00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:05,410
- I will take this.
- Hey!
329
00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:06,850
No, you won't.
330
00:25:06,900 --> 00:25:09,170
You have our furniture.
331
00:25:09,220 --> 00:25:11,220
I'll pay you when I'm ready.
332
00:25:13,940 --> 00:25:15,940
I give you one week.
333
00:25:17,300 --> 00:25:20,100
No money? No house.
334
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:39,970
I've shot Roger.
335
00:25:40,020 --> 00:25:41,780
Oh.
336
00:25:42,860 --> 00:25:45,250
Erm, the thing is Roger is a dog.
337
00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:48,970
- Yes. - And my husband is a doctor
not a vet. - What's the difference?
338
00:25:49,020 --> 00:25:52,650
- I can't help thinking this is a dog.
- Don't you start.
339
00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:56,010
It's just a flesh wound. Gerry
mustn't find out about this.
340
00:25:56,060 --> 00:25:58,850
So I need to leave him
with you till he's better.
341
00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:02,740
He likes his tummy being rubbed
and Gerry generally reads to him.
342
00:26:11,380 --> 00:26:13,380
Why do they set traps?
343
00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:16,210
Because the otters eat the fish.
344
00:26:16,260 --> 00:26:19,850
- Oh. - As Nietzsche said,
"Man is the cruellest animal."
345
00:26:19,900 --> 00:26:22,170
Really? I'm thinking "woman".
346
00:26:22,220 --> 00:26:25,690
Ah, has our venomous
landlady struck again?
347
00:26:25,740 --> 00:26:27,010
Yes.
348
00:26:27,060 --> 00:26:30,650
And ruined what was, up to
then, a very encouraging day.
349
00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:32,290
She needs a talking to.
350
00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:36,130
- Your friend Hugh told me our oil is ready.
- He is very much NOT my friend.
351
00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:39,860
Well, he obviously wanted to see
you not me. He has a nice big house.
352
00:26:40,780 --> 00:26:42,580
No!
353
00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:46,770
- Why are you dressed so smartly?
- I've invited a monk to supper.
354
00:26:46,820 --> 00:26:48,450
- Why?
- He's so sweet.
355
00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:50,740
I think he'll make the perfect boyfriend.
356
00:26:54,660 --> 00:26:55,930
What?
357
00:26:55,980 --> 00:27:00,050
- Monks take a vow of celibacy, darling.
- You've got to be joking.
358
00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:02,850
- Not that that's a problem at your age.
- It is, actually.
359
00:27:02,900 --> 00:27:06,210
I've moved on from skipping and
writing in invisible ink, you know.
360
00:27:06,260 --> 00:27:08,530
- A monk is coming here?
- Yes.
361
00:27:08,580 --> 00:27:10,940
I hide the naked pictures.
362
00:27:11,820 --> 00:27:13,820
Has anyone seen Roger?
363
00:27:14,820 --> 00:27:17,100
Oh... I think Leslie took him for a walk.
364
00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:30,250
So, to confirm,
365
00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:32,410
the "toad" is sausage,
366
00:27:32,460 --> 00:27:34,450
the "hole" is the yellow?
367
00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,500
Yes.
368
00:27:41,780 --> 00:27:43,770
And the spotted dick,
369
00:27:43,820 --> 00:27:45,930
the "spots" are the fruity,
370
00:27:45,980 --> 00:27:48,370
the "dick" is the yellow?
371
00:27:48,420 --> 00:27:51,740
Well, yes. Yes, I suppose it is.
372
00:27:54,100 --> 00:27:58,370
Pavlos, is there anything you
don't like about being a monk?
373
00:27:58,420 --> 00:28:00,180
Yes.
374
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:03,450
Getting up in the dark to sing.
375
00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:05,620
No. Not that.
376
00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:08,690
Anything else?
377
00:28:08,740 --> 00:28:10,330
Candle wax.
378
00:28:10,380 --> 00:28:12,210
It gets everywhere.
379
00:28:12,260 --> 00:28:14,820
She means not having a girlfriend.
380
00:28:17,060 --> 00:28:19,060
God is my girlfriend.
381
00:28:23,020 --> 00:28:25,010
I'm a writer.
382
00:28:25,060 --> 00:28:27,340
Have you got any funny stories?
383
00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:30,610
No.
384
00:28:30,660 --> 00:28:32,660
Oh, Leslie.
385
00:28:32,820 --> 00:28:34,490
Where's Roger?
386
00:28:34,540 --> 00:28:37,170
I told them you took him for a walk.
387
00:28:37,220 --> 00:28:38,780
Yes.
388
00:28:41,660 --> 00:28:44,050
And I bumped into
Florence and Dr Petridis.
389
00:28:44,100 --> 00:28:45,410
Oh.
390
00:28:45,460 --> 00:28:47,820
Who asked if they could borrow Roger.
391
00:28:48,780 --> 00:28:50,780
As they don't have children.
392
00:28:53,700 --> 00:28:55,700
- Hello.
- Hello.
393
00:29:07,700 --> 00:29:10,290
~
394
00:29:10,340 --> 00:29:11,930
Yassas.
395
00:29:11,980 --> 00:29:13,740
Xronia.
396
00:29:15,860 --> 00:29:18,740
Oh. That's "happy
birthday". Well, never mind.
397
00:29:19,980 --> 00:29:21,570
Bravo!
398
00:29:21,620 --> 00:29:23,610
I underestimated you.
399
00:29:23,660 --> 00:29:25,890
Your olives, they were
better than I thought.
400
00:29:25,940 --> 00:29:28,170
- Thank you so much for pressing them.
- My pleasure.
401
00:29:28,220 --> 00:29:30,930
- Come and pick the other bottles
up later. - Where? - My house.
402
00:29:30,980 --> 00:29:34,730
- I'll mix you a drink. - Oh, that's very
kind of you, but it's really not necessary.
403
00:29:34,780 --> 00:29:36,330
You have to say yes.
404
00:29:36,380 --> 00:29:38,250
Well, why?
405
00:29:38,300 --> 00:29:42,250
It'll be fun. You look like a woman
who has been starved of fun recently.
406
00:29:42,300 --> 00:29:45,220
- And you're going to bring
that back, are you? - Oh, yes.
407
00:29:53,660 --> 00:29:57,250
♪ What a friend we have in Jesus...
408
00:29:57,300 --> 00:29:59,620
Lugaretzia, I've made up my mind.
409
00:30:01,140 --> 00:30:03,130
I have no real job,
410
00:30:03,180 --> 00:30:05,170
no boyfriend.
411
00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:07,690
- I'm just a drain on the family.
- Yes, you are.
412
00:30:07,740 --> 00:30:09,330
Mm.
413
00:30:09,380 --> 00:30:12,250
♪ .. everything to God... ♪
414
00:30:12,300 --> 00:30:14,300
So I'm going to become a nun.
415
00:30:18,020 --> 00:30:21,010
Guess what, Leslie. I've
decided to breed otters.
416
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:22,930
What do you need for that?
417
00:30:22,980 --> 00:30:25,620
- Two otters.
- Yes, I know, but...
418
00:30:26,380 --> 00:30:27,900
Ohh!
419
00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:32,060
God! Can anything else
go wrong this morning?
420
00:30:42,220 --> 00:30:44,220
Come on, Sally.
421
00:30:58,980 --> 00:31:03,060
My name is Lawrence Durrell and I
order you to stop harassing my family.
422
00:31:04,060 --> 00:31:06,250
- Your mummy sent you?
- No.
423
00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:09,770
My novel will be published soon. Royalties
will flood in and you will be paid.
424
00:31:09,820 --> 00:31:11,380
Hm.
425
00:31:12,100 --> 00:31:14,410
Why do you hate Mrs Durrell?
426
00:31:14,460 --> 00:31:16,090
You're mummy's little boy.
427
00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:18,810
No! I'm fiercely
independent. I've had sex...
428
00:31:18,860 --> 00:31:21,740
on... many... occasions.
429
00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:24,900
I really have.
430
00:31:26,820 --> 00:31:28,210
Good.
431
00:31:28,260 --> 00:31:30,660
So now we know where we stand.
432
00:31:34,420 --> 00:31:36,420
Small finger.
433
00:31:46,260 --> 00:31:48,250
Hello. I've come to see Roger.
434
00:31:48,300 --> 00:31:50,010
Oh, erm...
435
00:31:50,060 --> 00:31:52,770
- In fact, Gerry, he's sleeping.
- Oh, that's fine.
436
00:31:52,820 --> 00:31:56,130
You should get a dog of your
own, as you can't have children.
437
00:31:56,180 --> 00:31:58,970
Yes. There are a number
of good baby substitutes.
438
00:31:59,020 --> 00:32:02,420
Listen, Gerry, there's
been a bit of an accident.
439
00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:05,090
What happened?
440
00:32:05,140 --> 00:32:07,850
It was just one of those things.
441
00:32:07,900 --> 00:32:09,490
He was...
442
00:32:09,540 --> 00:32:11,540
Well, he was shot.
443
00:32:12,620 --> 00:32:14,620
Leslie did it, didn't he?
444
00:32:15,340 --> 00:32:17,620
~
445
00:32:31,620 --> 00:32:33,330
- Oh, really?
- I was very firm.
446
00:32:33,380 --> 00:32:35,980
I appealed to her as one
firebrand to another.
447
00:32:39,180 --> 00:32:40,780
You shot Roger.
448
00:32:41,820 --> 00:32:43,820
What?
449
00:32:45,300 --> 00:32:48,010
- It was kind of his fault.
- What's the matter with you?
450
00:32:48,060 --> 00:32:49,890
He's a dumb animal.
451
00:32:49,940 --> 00:32:53,050
- He is not dumb!
- I was talking about Leslie!
452
00:32:53,100 --> 00:32:54,850
- Oh ha ha ha!
- Oh ha ha ha!
453
00:32:54,900 --> 00:32:57,900
- Think you're funny, do you?
- Yes! - Why is everyone shouting?
454
00:32:59,540 --> 00:33:01,530
Oh, you've found him.
455
00:33:02,580 --> 00:33:04,980
I think Roger should be
allowed to shoot Leslie.
456
00:33:05,820 --> 00:33:07,900
Right. That's it. I'm going out.
457
00:33:08,780 --> 00:33:10,610
When I get back...
458
00:33:10,660 --> 00:33:12,540
I want an apology.
459
00:33:15,980 --> 00:33:18,010
What a pleasant surprise. Margo!
460
00:33:18,060 --> 00:33:21,610
Oh, I have just acquired the brain of
a sperm whale. Do you want to see it?
461
00:33:21,660 --> 00:33:24,370
- I very much don't, Theo.
- Of course. You're not Gerry.
462
00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:26,610
He loves looking at animal body parts.
463
00:33:26,660 --> 00:33:28,660
What brings you here?
464
00:33:29,660 --> 00:33:31,650
You know everything, Theo.
465
00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:34,250
What's it like being a Greek nun?
466
00:33:34,300 --> 00:33:37,290
Gosh! I have a book of nuns somewhere.
467
00:33:37,340 --> 00:33:40,130
What has prompted this
spiritual bombshell?
468
00:33:40,180 --> 00:33:43,450
Well, this monk I know
is so peaceful and calm.
469
00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:45,770
- I'd like to be that way.
- What is his name?
470
00:33:45,820 --> 00:33:47,410
- Pavlos.
- I know him.
471
00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:48,980
Charming.
472
00:33:50,420 --> 00:33:52,210
Uh-huh.
473
00:33:52,260 --> 00:33:57,090
To answer your question, I know that
some orders enforce a rule of silence
474
00:33:57,140 --> 00:33:59,690
and others pray for eight hours a day.
475
00:33:59,740 --> 00:34:01,570
Oh, forget it, then.
476
00:34:01,620 --> 00:34:04,540
On the other hand, these
sisters look happy.
477
00:34:05,540 --> 00:34:07,500
And these are playing football.
478
00:34:12,420 --> 00:34:15,810
This place was my
great-grandparents'. It was a wreck.
479
00:34:15,860 --> 00:34:17,660
I've transformed it.
480
00:34:18,660 --> 00:34:20,650
But enough about me.
481
00:34:20,700 --> 00:34:22,700
However fascinating.
482
00:34:24,260 --> 00:34:26,730
It must be tough being the only parent.
483
00:34:26,780 --> 00:34:30,580
Yes. Though my son Larry
says they brought me up.
484
00:34:32,580 --> 00:34:34,570
- Did you ever marry?
- No.
485
00:34:34,620 --> 00:34:38,300
No, I doubt you ever met anybody
you love as much as yourself.
486
00:34:39,460 --> 00:34:42,450
Cancel the canapes, George!
Mrs Durrell is leaving.
487
00:34:44,340 --> 00:34:46,650
- Was that mean?
- No. I deserve it.
488
00:34:46,700 --> 00:34:48,300
Champagne?
489
00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:54,700
Oh. Thank you.
490
00:35:00,060 --> 00:35:02,850
♪ With a song in my heart...
491
00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:06,940
Oh... Oh, you truly are
the master of subtlety.
492
00:35:09,660 --> 00:35:13,140
♪ .. but it soon is a hymn to your grace
493
00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:17,740
♪ When the music swells
494
00:35:19,020 --> 00:35:22,140
- ♪ I'm touching your hand
- ♪ I'm holding your hand
495
00:35:23,660 --> 00:35:28,980
♪ It tells that you're standing near...
496
00:35:29,980 --> 00:35:32,460
Do you know a woman called Vasilia?
497
00:35:33,980 --> 00:35:35,970
Why do you ask?
498
00:35:36,020 --> 00:35:38,100
Why do you not answer?
499
00:35:39,260 --> 00:35:41,250
Yes, I... I know her.
500
00:35:41,300 --> 00:35:44,370
She's acting as our landlady
and she clearly hates me.
501
00:35:44,420 --> 00:35:46,610
I just wondered if you had any idea why.
502
00:35:46,660 --> 00:35:48,050
We...
503
00:35:48,100 --> 00:35:50,090
We used to be...
504
00:35:50,140 --> 00:35:51,930
pals.
505
00:35:51,980 --> 00:35:53,570
Ah.
506
00:35:53,620 --> 00:35:56,210
♪ .. but I always knew... ♪
507
00:35:56,260 --> 00:35:58,930
And she'd like to be... pals again?
508
00:35:58,980 --> 00:36:00,810
Yes.
509
00:36:00,860 --> 00:36:03,450
A bad idea for many reasons.
510
00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:05,490
If you believe the rumours,
511
00:36:05,540 --> 00:36:10,460
she shoots, stabs or poisons
first, asks questions later.
512
00:36:15,780 --> 00:36:17,570
Well...
513
00:36:17,620 --> 00:36:20,130
I should probably be getting home.
514
00:36:20,180 --> 00:36:21,980
Thank you.
515
00:36:42,580 --> 00:36:45,330
.. my mother shouldn't
be cooking British food...
516
00:36:46,380 --> 00:36:47,060
Louisa.
517
00:36:48,060 --> 00:36:49,850
I'm afraid there's a problem.
518
00:36:49,900 --> 00:36:52,460
Mrs Durrell, you have poisoned Corfu.
519
00:37:07,260 --> 00:37:08,310
I can't explain it.
520
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,350
The ingredients were fresh.
521
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:11,990
I eat my food
522
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:13,840
and I feel really well.
523
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,430
Mother is a very good cook!
524
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:19,070
Honest.
525
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:22,270
~
526
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:26,630
~
527
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,630
I will give you all your money back.
528
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:35,790
Or you can have replacement
food. Now I've got some lovely...
529
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:49,200
It was a bit further up. Just
up ahead round that bend.
530
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,440
Oh. No!
531
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,310
Poisonous.
532
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:29,990
So the heat? That's why nobody else
is selling eggs wrapped in meat.
533
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,230
Maybe sell something safer.
534
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,270
- Like?
- Tins of food.
535
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,990
Just when I thought I'd
solved our money problems.
536
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:41,230
- They'll forget you poisoned them, eventually.
- We can't survive till eventually.
537
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,230
Oh, and poor Sven, too. I
made him buy those Scotch eggs.
538
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,470
He only came to the
market to buy a hammer.
539
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:02,630
I know why Vasilia hates me and
wants to drive us off the island.
540
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:06,590
- Tell me. I'll sort it out.
- No, Spiros, this is my battle.
541
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:08,470
She likes Hugh.
542
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:11,150
- And she considers me a rival.
- Are you?
543
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:14,230
No. It's absurd. But she
thinks I'm in the way.
544
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,160
Is Vasilia really so dangerous?
545
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:20,230
Listen, I hear rumours
all the time, but...
546
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:24,000
the latest one is she once
poisoned a lover who jilted her.
547
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,070
I knew it! It wasn't
my cooking and the heat.
548
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:31,390
She waited until I was away
from the stall and then she --
549
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:33,910
- The son of a bitch poisoner!
- I'd better go.
550
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,840
More food poisoning and I
have dog hairs to remove.
551
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,510
Yes, I'm serious. I've
put away childish things.
552
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:55,350
- Well, not all of them.
- Good.
553
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:58,000
- God loves children.
- Well, you'd hope so.
554
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,830
In the beginning was the Word.
555
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:06,670
- Beautiful.
- And the Word was with God.
556
00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:08,910
And the Word was God.
557
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:11,510
Oh, it's already getting complicated.
558
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,000
Theo!
559
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,590
Theo!
560
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,910
We need to be ready, in case
Vasilia comes and shoots us.
561
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:54,150
- A tad melodramatic perhaps.
- No.
562
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:57,390
She has already poisoned our produce
just to shift the blame onto us.
563
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:01,070
- Leslie! Leslie, we need to have a gun ready!
- I'm still sulking!
564
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:02,910
I'll do it myself, then!
565
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:12,430
We've caught an otter!
566
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:16,310
The breeding program starts here
where they are safe from predators.
567
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:19,470
Otters are so rare. When was
the last time you saw one?
568
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:21,990
Just now. There's one over there.
569
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:23,040
Look!
570
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:33,390
Margo? I'm guessing you've
been to see your monk friend.
571
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:36,110
Yes, and I feel so peaceful.
572
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:39,800
Right. Everybody, this
is a family gun practice!
573
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:46,430
- Why are you grinning? - Because
I've been struggling to be creative
when it's all in front of me.
574
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:49,350
- A hell-cat poisons and
threatens her love rival. - Ohh!
575
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,390
A dog is shot by a gun-crazed misfit,
576
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,230
while his sister falls for a monk
577
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:56,070
and monstrous weasels
breed in the front garden.
578
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:57,910
There he goes.
579
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:01,150
Obviously, I should just
set my new novel here.
580
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,190
Gerry!
581
00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:07,760
Chapter two. The misfit fashions a
dog-wheelchair out of driftwood.
582
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:10,520
It's brilliant!
583
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:15,510
- Hm?
- Thank you, Leslie.
584
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:19,470
Upon reflection, if you shoot a dog
it's beholden on you to make amends.
585
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:21,830
Leslie? Leslie, how does this one work?
586
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:24,310
Oh, no. No, I'm never touching guns again.
587
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:28,520
- Violence is not the answer, Mother.
- Right, I'll do it myself.
588
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:37,640
Don't shoot anyone.
589
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,470
A nice way to greet your landlady.
590
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:48,790
Oh, I will defend, by whatever
means, my family and the house
that we have loved and worked hard at.
591
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,000
Pay me or I come back with my men.
592
00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:54,760
Here. This is what we owe you.
593
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,360
I look forward to the
return of our furniture.
594
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:07,150
And whatever your reasons for hating me,
595
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:08,910
we love it here
596
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:12,150
and we will survive and we will thrive.
597
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,200
We have a saying.
598
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,920
~
599
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:23,470
- What does that mean? - What?
- What? - What did she say?
600
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:27,000
"Better to live with the devil
than with a woman who is angry."
601
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,470
And how dare you poison our food!
602
00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:32,850
Why would I poison my own people?
603
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:36,480
Only the stupid English make
eggs in meat in this heat!
604
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:42,720
Ohh!
605
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:52,320
- Who did you get that money from?
- Who do you think?
606
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:01,710
~
607
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:15,320
Good morning, bees.
608
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:21,590
Spiros, you will get your money
back, even if I have to rob a bank.
609
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:25,430
Don't do that. In any case, I
think, in Greece, they're empty!
610
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:28,840
But, in the meantime, this
is for you and your family.
611
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,990
As in the parable of the widow's mite...
612
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,950
- Margo, darling, I'm quoting
the Bible. - Well done.
613
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,600
.. I have little, but I am
delighted to give it to you.
614
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,350
There's no meat in it.
615
00:44:44,900 --> 00:44:46,270
Thank you, Mrs Durrell.
616
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:48,070
Can I say...
617
00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,640
Hello!
618
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:03,360
Lovely morning.
619
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,000
I'm Hugh.
620
00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:11,110
- For you.
- Ohh...
621
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,160
Be careful, they have thorns.
622
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:33,950
- Today is the day! - My son Lawrence
is having a reading of his novel.
623
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,510
Why would anyone want to watch
a bloke read out a book?
624
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:38,990
"Hello. What sort of
typewriter do you use?"
625
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,910
They're finally going to mate. I've
no idea what put them in the mood.
626
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:43,560
Men are always in the mood.
627
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:50,150
Hugh wants you now, but it will not last.
628
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,790
Durrell's kumquat liqueur!
Your pleasure awaits.
629
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:55,480
Drinking heavily is such fun!
630
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:01,350
- I shouldn't have my mother trying to
arrange my life! - Well, go on, then.
631
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:02,870
Leave.
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