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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,399 --> 00:00:01,366 Previously, on "The Magicians"... 2 00:00:01,393 --> 00:00:04,861 I'll send you on an epic quest. 3 00:00:04,919 --> 00:00:06,588 The Tale of the Seven Keys. 4 00:00:06,621 --> 00:00:10,225 My father's dying, and I need you to fix him. 5 00:00:10,259 --> 00:00:13,462 I require someone I trust to accompany you. 6 00:00:13,495 --> 00:00:15,330 I'd like you to meet your daughter. 7 00:00:15,364 --> 00:00:16,531 What? 8 00:00:16,565 --> 00:00:18,400 Just say it. Cancer. 9 00:00:18,433 --> 00:00:19,734 Call it cancer plus. 10 00:00:19,768 --> 00:00:21,002 How long till I die? 11 00:00:21,035 --> 00:00:22,871 No, you're not going to, okay? 12 00:00:22,904 --> 00:00:24,973 [suspenseful music] 13 00:00:25,006 --> 00:00:26,575 Holy shit. 14 00:00:26,608 --> 00:00:28,477 As a niff in, you made enemies. 15 00:00:28,510 --> 00:00:31,480 I am here to warn you that one of them seeks you. 16 00:00:31,513 --> 00:00:33,482 - Who? - The lamprey. 17 00:00:33,515 --> 00:00:35,617 What do you want with the lamprey anyway? 18 00:00:35,650 --> 00:00:37,619 It's more what the lamprey wants with me. 19 00:00:37,652 --> 00:00:39,020 Well, if you could do magic... 20 00:00:39,053 --> 00:00:40,622 Yeah, well, I can't. 21 00:00:40,655 --> 00:00:42,457 You're down to an early warning device... 22 00:00:42,491 --> 00:00:43,925 an alarm, if you will. 23 00:00:43,958 --> 00:00:45,360 [cat hisses] 24 00:00:45,394 --> 00:00:46,895 [all gasp] 25 00:00:46,928 --> 00:00:49,898 [both grunting] 26 00:00:49,931 --> 00:00:51,833 ♪ ♪ 27 00:00:51,866 --> 00:00:53,735 [sighs] 28 00:00:53,768 --> 00:00:55,304 ♪ ♪ 29 00:00:57,972 --> 00:01:01,376 [leaves rustling] 30 00:01:10,919 --> 00:01:13,888 [dark music] 31 00:01:13,922 --> 00:01:15,957 ♪ ♪ 32 00:01:15,990 --> 00:01:18,760 [cat meows] 33 00:01:18,793 --> 00:01:19,894 Sorry about this. 34 00:01:19,928 --> 00:01:21,062 [soft mewling] 35 00:01:21,095 --> 00:01:23,798 I need your help. 36 00:01:25,900 --> 00:01:28,069 Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad. 37 00:01:28,102 --> 00:01:31,340 So, I'm not dead anymore. 38 00:01:31,373 --> 00:01:32,741 [whimpers] 39 00:01:32,774 --> 00:01:34,309 [door opens] 40 00:01:34,343 --> 00:01:35,810 Alice? 41 00:01:35,844 --> 00:01:38,079 Shit. 42 00:01:38,112 --> 00:01:41,416 Hi, Mom. 43 00:01:41,450 --> 00:01:43,618 So, I'm alive. 44 00:01:43,652 --> 00:01:44,686 Oh, I know. 45 00:01:44,719 --> 00:01:47,088 Quentin called us after it happened, 46 00:01:47,121 --> 00:01:49,624 and you're just visiting us now. 47 00:01:52,961 --> 00:01:56,097 I've been meaning to come by... 48 00:01:56,130 --> 00:01:57,832 Excuse the mess. 49 00:01:57,866 --> 00:02:00,969 All our architectural enchantments collapsed 50 00:02:01,002 --> 00:02:02,604 when magic vanished. 51 00:02:02,637 --> 00:02:06,475 But then, you'd know that if you ever called. 52 00:02:06,508 --> 00:02:09,010 [cat growls] 53 00:02:09,043 --> 00:02:10,479 Who's she? 54 00:02:10,512 --> 00:02:11,780 That's Carol. 55 00:02:11,813 --> 00:02:13,448 That's Carol? 56 00:02:13,482 --> 00:02:15,584 Well, maybe you didn't realize that she used 57 00:02:15,617 --> 00:02:18,853 a lot of illusion work to keep herself looking thin. 58 00:02:18,887 --> 00:02:20,889 So, now she drinks. 59 00:02:20,922 --> 00:02:22,391 [louder] Carol? 60 00:02:22,424 --> 00:02:24,359 You remember my daughter, Alice? 61 00:02:24,393 --> 00:02:25,794 She used to be dead. 62 00:02:25,827 --> 00:02:27,596 Now she isn't. 63 00:02:27,629 --> 00:02:30,565 And it's only just now that she's decided to visit us. 64 00:02:30,599 --> 00:02:32,133 And she brought a cat. 65 00:02:32,166 --> 00:02:34,569 [cat meows] 66 00:02:39,173 --> 00:02:42,611 That priest held a whole island hostage with this key. 67 00:02:42,644 --> 00:02:45,814 Meanwhile, I can't seem to get it to do anything. 68 00:02:45,847 --> 00:02:48,383 Kinda creeps me out every time I pick it up, though. 69 00:02:48,417 --> 00:02:49,818 We need a rabbit. 70 00:02:49,851 --> 00:02:51,520 I need to send a message to King Quentin ASAP. 71 00:02:51,553 --> 00:02:52,887 How close is the nearest island? 72 00:02:52,921 --> 00:02:54,623 Beyond Fillory's territorial waters, 73 00:02:54,656 --> 00:02:56,958 the islands don't like to be mapped, 74 00:02:56,991 --> 00:02:59,160 so sometimes they move. 75 00:02:59,193 --> 00:03:00,895 I'm reasonably certain that the nearest one 76 00:03:00,929 --> 00:03:03,632 is somewhere in this general area, Your Majesty. 77 00:03:03,665 --> 00:03:06,034 All hands are on deck! 78 00:03:06,067 --> 00:03:09,638 [rumbling] 79 00:03:16,645 --> 00:03:19,548 What's going on, Admiral? 80 00:03:19,581 --> 00:03:22,083 Trouble on the horizon, sire. 81 00:03:22,116 --> 00:03:25,086 Pirates. 82 00:03:25,119 --> 00:03:27,789 They're flying the red bones, Your Majesty. 83 00:03:27,822 --> 00:03:30,625 No quarter given. 84 00:03:31,593 --> 00:03:33,928 Well, shit. 85 00:03:34,763 --> 00:03:37,432 Hey, Q. Did you find Kady? 86 00:03:37,466 --> 00:03:38,967 No, I struck out. 87 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,569 Yeah, so did Josh. 88 00:03:40,602 --> 00:03:42,737 I'm at the cottage checking bedrooms now. 89 00:03:42,771 --> 00:03:43,905 [knocking] 90 00:03:43,938 --> 00:03:45,507 Do you wanna meet me here, or...? 91 00:03:45,540 --> 00:03:46,841 No, I-I can't. 92 00:03:46,875 --> 00:03:48,477 I have to leave town. My dad got worse. 93 00:03:48,510 --> 00:03:50,111 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. 94 00:03:50,144 --> 00:03:52,080 Let me know if you need anything, okay? 95 00:03:52,113 --> 00:03:53,214 Will do. 96 00:03:53,247 --> 00:03:54,849 I should go. 97 00:04:00,889 --> 00:04:01,923 [knocking] 98 00:04:04,493 --> 00:04:06,528 Hi. 99 00:04:06,561 --> 00:04:08,062 Can I come in? 100 00:04:08,096 --> 00:04:09,197 Please? 101 00:04:09,230 --> 00:04:11,733 Give me another chance. 102 00:04:14,068 --> 00:04:16,471 Oh, my God. 103 00:04:16,505 --> 00:04:18,573 He looks terrible. 104 00:04:18,607 --> 00:04:22,677 And getting worse. 105 00:04:22,711 --> 00:04:24,245 I have a ritual that could save him 106 00:04:24,278 --> 00:04:25,947 but it requires a lot of magic, 107 00:04:25,980 --> 00:04:27,582 so, you can participate, 108 00:04:27,616 --> 00:04:30,552 or you can fuck off. Dealer's choice. 109 00:04:30,585 --> 00:04:33,021 What's the ritual? 110 00:04:33,054 --> 00:04:35,590 We're gonna summon a demon. 111 00:04:38,026 --> 00:04:40,995 [eerie music] 112 00:04:41,029 --> 00:04:47,802 ♪ ♪ 113 00:04:47,836 --> 00:04:51,573 [swords clanging, man grunting] 114 00:04:51,606 --> 00:04:54,776 [both grunting] 115 00:04:56,745 --> 00:04:59,881 [suspenseful music] 116 00:04:59,914 --> 00:05:02,517 ♪ ♪ 117 00:05:02,551 --> 00:05:03,918 II don't understand. 118 00:05:03,952 --> 00:05:05,620 What are the pirates trying to do? 119 00:05:05,654 --> 00:05:06,821 Kill us and take our ship. 120 00:05:06,855 --> 00:05:09,157 Are they allowed to do that? 121 00:05:09,190 --> 00:05:10,892 I thought father was the king. 122 00:05:10,925 --> 00:05:12,160 He is. 123 00:05:12,193 --> 00:05:14,195 That's why they want to steal from him: He's rich. 124 00:05:14,228 --> 00:05:16,064 You should lock yourself and your family in the royal cabin. 125 00:05:16,097 --> 00:05:18,700 Please, Your Majesty, come with me. 126 00:05:18,733 --> 00:05:20,669 [distant grunting continues] 127 00:05:23,672 --> 00:05:26,708 What an odd way to make a living, pirating. 128 00:05:26,741 --> 00:05:27,909 We can make our stand here. 129 00:05:27,942 --> 00:05:29,310 Fray, get behind me. 130 00:05:29,343 --> 00:05:31,312 I won't let them harm you and neither will your father. 131 00:05:31,345 --> 00:05:33,648 Please, Lady Fen, if we fight, they'll kill us. 132 00:05:33,682 --> 00:05:35,750 Plus, are we super totally sure 133 00:05:35,784 --> 00:05:37,085 that talking to them won't work? 134 00:05:37,118 --> 00:05:38,753 No, pirates take. That's what they do. 135 00:05:38,787 --> 00:05:40,288 Will you not fight, Father? 136 00:05:40,321 --> 00:05:42,090 Your father is a powerful magician, 137 00:05:42,123 --> 00:05:43,592 but when magic disappeared... 138 00:05:43,625 --> 00:05:45,026 Is father a coward, then? 139 00:05:45,059 --> 00:05:47,629 Father's a survivor. 140 00:05:47,662 --> 00:05:49,631 That's weird. 141 00:05:49,664 --> 00:05:52,300 Was there always a keyhole right there? 142 00:05:52,333 --> 00:05:54,268 [distant sword fighting continues] 143 00:05:54,302 --> 00:05:56,838 Wait a second. 144 00:06:01,175 --> 00:06:04,679 [distant grunting, fighting continue] 145 00:06:05,647 --> 00:06:08,116 [key turns, clicks] 146 00:06:08,149 --> 00:06:10,952 [magical shimmering] 147 00:06:10,985 --> 00:06:14,188 [distant grunting, fighting continue] 148 00:06:21,129 --> 00:06:23,865 Mom, can we talk privately, please? 149 00:06:23,898 --> 00:06:27,235 Well, I certainly don't have anything to hide from Carol. 150 00:06:27,268 --> 00:06:28,703 We were just discussing how 151 00:06:28,737 --> 00:06:31,205 magic is due to come back any time now. 152 00:06:31,239 --> 00:06:33,041 What a cute little kitten. 153 00:06:33,074 --> 00:06:34,108 [cat hissing] 154 00:06:34,142 --> 00:06:35,243 Oh. 155 00:06:35,276 --> 00:06:36,711 [cat yowls] 156 00:06:36,745 --> 00:06:39,714 - Back off, Carol! - Alice, really? 157 00:06:39,748 --> 00:06:41,616 Just stay away from her. 158 00:06:41,650 --> 00:06:42,951 Don't be ridiculous. 159 00:06:42,984 --> 00:06:44,786 Now, Carol is in a very fragile state... 160 00:06:44,819 --> 00:06:46,287 You need to listen to me right now. 161 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:47,656 No, no, no, no. 162 00:06:47,689 --> 00:06:49,090 You listen to me. 163 00:06:49,123 --> 00:06:50,892 Now, you can't just come traipsing back in here 164 00:06:50,925 --> 00:06:54,228 without any regard for people's feelings. 165 00:06:54,262 --> 00:06:55,630 Fine. 166 00:06:55,664 --> 00:06:57,331 Where's Dad, then? 167 00:06:57,365 --> 00:06:59,000 Look, all I'm saying is, 168 00:06:59,033 --> 00:07:01,235 how well do you know this person who gave you the ritual? 169 00:07:01,269 --> 00:07:03,638 Look, I'd love to be more cautious, 170 00:07:03,672 --> 00:07:05,006 but Penny is gonna die. 171 00:07:05,039 --> 00:07:08,009 So, if you have a better idea right now, 172 00:07:08,042 --> 00:07:09,678 I'm all ears. 173 00:07:14,348 --> 00:07:16,751 Okay. 174 00:07:16,785 --> 00:07:19,721 What do you need me to do? 175 00:07:19,754 --> 00:07:21,723 I need a goat femur, pencil shavings, 176 00:07:21,756 --> 00:07:24,058 and some other stuff for the summoning. 177 00:07:26,795 --> 00:07:28,963 [sighs] Alice. 178 00:07:28,997 --> 00:07:32,366 Oh, I am so glad to see you. 179 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:33,868 When we heard, I knew that you would 180 00:07:33,902 --> 00:07:35,336 take the time that you need, but... 181 00:07:35,369 --> 00:07:36,971 Dad, we have to hurry. 182 00:07:37,005 --> 00:07:39,107 There's a lamprey after me. 183 00:07:39,140 --> 00:07:42,210 A lamprey? 184 00:07:42,243 --> 00:07:43,712 What did you do to it? 185 00:07:43,745 --> 00:07:45,179 It's not important, it... 186 00:07:45,213 --> 00:07:47,782 but it's after me and anyone connected to me, 187 00:07:47,816 --> 00:07:50,785 and, look, I think it's inside Carol right now. 188 00:07:50,819 --> 00:07:52,320 But... Carol is with your mother. 189 00:07:52,353 --> 00:07:54,388 And I tried to warn her, but you know Mom. 190 00:07:54,422 --> 00:07:56,057 If I had any magic at all, 191 00:07:56,090 --> 00:07:58,192 I'd be able to fight it, but I don't. 192 00:07:58,226 --> 00:08:00,261 So, I need your help. 193 00:08:00,294 --> 00:08:01,863 Now. 194 00:08:01,896 --> 00:08:03,331 Seriously, Tick? 195 00:08:03,364 --> 00:08:04,933 What is the problem here? 196 00:08:04,966 --> 00:08:09,003 I asked for two simple things. 197 00:08:09,037 --> 00:08:13,074 Pull up the fields, plant some goddamn mushrooms. 198 00:08:13,107 --> 00:08:15,944 If you will allow me to mansplain, Your Highness, 199 00:08:15,977 --> 00:08:18,713 the farmers are hesitant because you're asking them 200 00:08:18,747 --> 00:08:21,349 to throw out food and replace it with, uh... 201 00:08:21,382 --> 00:08:23,818 Inedible mushrooms, I got it. 202 00:08:23,852 --> 00:08:26,354 And mansplaining 203 00:08:26,387 --> 00:08:28,389 is a bad thing, Tick. 204 00:08:28,422 --> 00:08:31,726 But I'm a man... explaining. 205 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:33,161 Is that not mansplaining? 206 00:08:33,194 --> 00:08:35,063 Perhaps you could woman-splain it to me. 207 00:08:35,096 --> 00:08:38,432 It's not me. It's the fucking fairies. 208 00:08:38,466 --> 00:08:40,268 This is more of their bullshit. 209 00:08:40,301 --> 00:08:42,503 Earthworms, squirrel tongues, 210 00:08:42,536 --> 00:08:44,906 and now mushroom fields. 211 00:08:44,939 --> 00:08:47,909 I just need it done. Okay? 212 00:08:47,942 --> 00:08:50,812 The queen will not be pleased. 213 00:08:50,845 --> 00:08:54,749 Are the fairies here right now? 214 00:08:54,783 --> 00:08:56,851 They were. 215 00:08:56,885 --> 00:08:58,319 Now they've gone to tell the queen 216 00:08:58,352 --> 00:09:00,454 that we screwed the pooch right in the pooper. 217 00:09:00,488 --> 00:09:01,790 That sounds painful. 218 00:09:01,823 --> 00:09:02,791 It is. 219 00:09:02,824 --> 00:09:04,358 Your Highness! 220 00:09:04,392 --> 00:09:06,861 We just a received a report from the seagulls 221 00:09:06,895 --> 00:09:09,097 that the Muntjac has been captured by pirates. 222 00:09:09,130 --> 00:09:10,865 Two days' sail from After Island. 223 00:09:10,899 --> 00:09:14,135 Son of a twat. 224 00:09:14,168 --> 00:09:17,872 Tick, what is the fastest boat in our Navy? 225 00:09:17,906 --> 00:09:19,173 The Morgan Downs, ma'am, 226 00:09:19,207 --> 00:09:21,175 could reach the Muntjac in a week. 227 00:09:21,209 --> 00:09:24,012 Without magical assistance, that's the best we can muster. 228 00:09:24,045 --> 00:09:28,983 No, it is not the best we can muster. 229 00:09:29,818 --> 00:09:31,820 Follow me, dickholes. 230 00:09:43,932 --> 00:09:44,065 . 231 00:09:44,098 --> 00:09:44,432 Queen Margo. 232 00:09:46,467 --> 00:09:49,170 Perhaps you can tell me what's taking so long 233 00:09:49,203 --> 00:09:51,439 to plant the mushroom fields. 234 00:09:51,472 --> 00:09:53,007 [nervous laugh] 235 00:09:53,041 --> 00:09:55,309 Mushroom screw-ups are on these chuckleheads. 236 00:09:55,343 --> 00:09:57,979 Meanwhile, I have a real problem. 237 00:09:58,012 --> 00:10:02,216 The High King was hijacked by pirates and I can't help him. 238 00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:03,517 But you can. 239 00:10:03,551 --> 00:10:05,419 I don't see why that's my problem. 240 00:10:05,453 --> 00:10:07,889 You wanna run this kingdom behind the scenes, fine. 241 00:10:07,922 --> 00:10:10,191 But what happens when every jackoff out there 242 00:10:10,224 --> 00:10:13,061 gets the idea that Fillory is easy pickings with magic gone 243 00:10:13,094 --> 00:10:15,063 'cause we can't even defend our High King? 244 00:10:15,096 --> 00:10:17,465 You think you can't get mushroom fields planted now, 245 00:10:17,498 --> 00:10:20,468 see what happens then. 246 00:10:20,501 --> 00:10:23,104 Interesting argument. 247 00:10:23,137 --> 00:10:24,572 I'll tell you what. 248 00:10:24,605 --> 00:10:28,609 I can bring you there via Pegasus, 249 00:10:28,642 --> 00:10:32,580 but you negotiate with the privateers on your own. 250 00:10:32,613 --> 00:10:34,048 When do we leave? 251 00:10:34,082 --> 00:10:35,283 [clears throat] 252 00:10:35,316 --> 00:10:36,350 [sighs] 253 00:10:36,384 --> 00:10:38,552 These two need to come with. 254 00:10:40,521 --> 00:10:43,557 [both gasp] 255 00:10:44,658 --> 00:10:46,394 [muffled whimpers] 256 00:10:46,427 --> 00:10:48,062 [tape stretching] 257 00:10:48,096 --> 00:10:49,263 Oh, my God... 258 00:10:49,297 --> 00:10:50,899 Alice! 259 00:10:50,932 --> 00:10:52,000 Daniel. 260 00:10:52,033 --> 00:10:53,401 What are you doing? 261 00:10:53,434 --> 00:10:55,169 Mom, I don't expect you to understand, 262 00:10:55,203 --> 00:10:57,038 but Carol has a lamprey inside of her 263 00:10:57,071 --> 00:10:58,639 and if I don't get it out, it'll kill all of us. 264 00:10:58,672 --> 00:11:00,474 An old Sumerian text suggested that 265 00:11:00,508 --> 00:11:03,878 parasites like this might be vulnerable to lightning, so... 266 00:11:03,912 --> 00:11:06,214 - [panicked whimpering] - Oh, God. 267 00:11:06,247 --> 00:11:07,248 And... 268 00:11:07,281 --> 00:11:08,316 What are you doing? 269 00:11:08,349 --> 00:11:10,251 [muffled shrieking] 270 00:11:10,284 --> 00:11:12,453 Oh... 271 00:11:12,486 --> 00:11:14,322 [ragged breathing] 272 00:11:14,355 --> 00:11:15,523 Damn it, it's dead. 273 00:11:15,556 --> 00:11:17,291 Quentin, 274 00:11:17,325 --> 00:11:19,227 tell her to put that thing down right this instant. 275 00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:20,962 What are you doing here? 276 00:11:20,995 --> 00:11:22,430 Your cat exploded. What did you expect me to do? 277 00:11:22,463 --> 00:11:24,265 Not, like, follow me home. Jesus. 278 00:11:24,298 --> 00:11:26,000 Hold on, your cat exploded? 279 00:11:26,034 --> 00:11:28,269 Cats detect lampreys by exploding. 280 00:11:28,302 --> 00:11:30,538 [grunting] Ah! 281 00:11:30,571 --> 00:11:33,441 All of you, stay away from me! 282 00:11:33,474 --> 00:11:35,977 Oh, great. 283 00:11:36,010 --> 00:11:38,546 Now Carol won't come over here anymore. 284 00:11:38,579 --> 00:11:40,281 Honey, I know this really isn't the time, 285 00:11:40,314 --> 00:11:42,917 but shouldn't the lamprey have come out of Carol 286 00:11:42,951 --> 00:11:44,285 after you shocked her? 287 00:11:44,318 --> 00:11:46,120 But the kitten freaked out when it looked at Carol. 288 00:11:46,154 --> 00:11:49,023 Yeah, but Carol is a mess. Maybe the cat could sense it. 289 00:11:49,057 --> 00:11:50,658 Maybe the lamprey isn't here. 290 00:11:50,691 --> 00:11:53,027 Yeah, well, maybe the lamprey doesn't exist. 291 00:11:53,061 --> 00:11:54,963 The lamprey exists, Mother, 292 00:11:54,996 --> 00:11:56,430 and it can track long distances, 293 00:11:56,464 --> 00:11:57,565 and it's coming for me. 294 00:11:57,598 --> 00:12:00,234 Why, what did you do to it? 295 00:12:00,268 --> 00:12:01,569 You wouldn't understand. 296 00:12:01,602 --> 00:12:03,471 Why don't you just try me? 297 00:12:03,504 --> 00:12:06,474 Whatever she did, she did it because she was a niff in. 298 00:12:06,507 --> 00:12:09,110 Oh, God, Daniel, I know she was a niff in. 299 00:12:09,143 --> 00:12:12,046 I thought she was dead for months. 300 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:13,314 Wait a second. 301 00:12:13,347 --> 00:12:16,350 You thought that Carol had this lamprey in her, 302 00:12:16,384 --> 00:12:18,452 and you left me alone with her? 303 00:12:18,486 --> 00:12:20,654 I told you to get away from her. 304 00:12:20,688 --> 00:12:25,059 Okay, you are the most selfish daughter on the planet. 305 00:12:25,093 --> 00:12:28,196 Quentin, what's going on with your neck? 306 00:12:28,229 --> 00:12:30,231 What do you mean? 307 00:12:30,264 --> 00:12:32,600 Honey, I thought I saw Quentin's neck move. 308 00:12:32,633 --> 00:12:34,502 - What? - Wait. 309 00:12:34,535 --> 00:12:36,270 Where did Quentin get to? 310 00:12:36,304 --> 00:12:38,172 Shit. 311 00:12:39,373 --> 00:12:42,576 We are very, very lucky Her Majesty the Fairy Queen 312 00:12:42,610 --> 00:12:44,545 is so persuasive with the Pegasi. 313 00:12:44,578 --> 00:12:46,547 They can be most quarrelsome creatures. 314 00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:49,217 I smell like a horse fucked a bird. 315 00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:51,585 Actually, it was the other way around. 316 00:12:51,619 --> 00:12:54,022 I'm going to go sun myself up here 317 00:12:54,055 --> 00:12:56,224 while you chat with your pirates. 318 00:12:56,257 --> 00:12:57,725 But don't worry. 319 00:12:57,758 --> 00:13:00,561 I got my eye on you. 320 00:13:02,530 --> 00:13:04,598 Who are you lot supposed to be? 321 00:13:04,632 --> 00:13:07,201 I'm High Queen Margo the Destroyer, 322 00:13:07,235 --> 00:13:09,370 and the entourage. 323 00:13:09,403 --> 00:13:10,638 You brought a fairy with you. 324 00:13:10,671 --> 00:13:12,373 You can see her? 325 00:13:12,406 --> 00:13:14,708 Yes, well, most pirates have made a fairy deal 326 00:13:14,742 --> 00:13:16,210 at one time or another. 327 00:13:16,244 --> 00:13:18,312 My name is Hoop, Ms. Destroyer. 328 00:13:18,346 --> 00:13:21,715 I'll take you below decks to meet our pirate king. 329 00:13:24,818 --> 00:13:27,421 My queen, a word before you go? 330 00:13:27,455 --> 00:13:30,691 Perhaps you're familiar with my family's reputation 331 00:13:30,724 --> 00:13:32,493 around the court as pickpockets? 332 00:13:32,526 --> 00:13:34,128 I've heard. What's your point? 333 00:13:34,162 --> 00:13:36,264 Um, only that my skills in this field 334 00:13:36,297 --> 00:13:37,665 could be useful to you. 335 00:13:37,698 --> 00:13:38,732 Mmhmm, I'll keep an eye on my jewels. 336 00:13:38,766 --> 00:13:41,135 Are we done here? 337 00:13:46,740 --> 00:13:49,677 Are you suggesting that you could... 338 00:13:49,710 --> 00:13:52,346 Although her majesty lacks depth perception, 339 00:13:52,380 --> 00:13:56,284 she does not lack in depth or perception. 340 00:13:56,317 --> 00:13:59,487 You keep an eye on the pirates. 341 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:01,289 If anything turns up missing, 342 00:14:01,322 --> 00:14:03,391 we'll know they're the culprits. 343 00:14:03,424 --> 00:14:07,328 I shall catch up with you below decks, ma'am. 344 00:14:11,732 --> 00:14:13,834 What on Earth are you doing? 345 00:14:13,867 --> 00:14:16,270 I can't afford even the tiniest crack. 346 00:14:16,304 --> 00:14:17,838 When the lamprey is outside the house, 347 00:14:17,871 --> 00:14:19,673 it can enter through almost any opening. 348 00:14:19,707 --> 00:14:21,842 Why do you assume the lamprey's even here? 349 00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:24,112 Maybe your boyfriend's just looking for attention. 350 00:14:24,145 --> 00:14:26,480 Dad saw his neck move and he's not my boyfriend. 351 00:14:26,514 --> 00:14:28,582 You really saw his neck move? 352 00:14:28,616 --> 00:14:30,318 You know, without your optical spells, 353 00:14:30,351 --> 00:14:32,586 your vision really isn't what it used to be. 354 00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:34,355 I mean, it looked weird. 355 00:14:34,388 --> 00:14:36,390 We can't risk it. If the lamprey is in the house, 356 00:14:36,424 --> 00:14:39,360 we can't let it sneak back in here and take over one of us. 357 00:14:39,393 --> 00:14:41,729 What if Quentin tries to get back in here himself? 358 00:14:41,762 --> 00:14:43,331 We could call the police. 359 00:14:43,364 --> 00:14:45,666 They could come and get him out of the house. 360 00:14:45,699 --> 00:14:47,235 Problem solved. 361 00:14:47,268 --> 00:14:48,569 That's a bad idea. If it's inside Quentin, 362 00:14:48,602 --> 00:14:49,870 who knows what he'll do? 363 00:14:49,903 --> 00:14:51,639 They'll end up shooting him dead. 364 00:14:51,672 --> 00:14:55,476 Well, you did say he wasn't your boyfriend anymore. 365 00:14:55,509 --> 00:14:57,878 Okay, but killing Quentin won't kill the lamprey. 366 00:14:57,911 --> 00:15:00,814 It'll end up jumping bodies, and then we're up against 367 00:15:00,848 --> 00:15:03,751 a possessed cop with a gun trying to kill us. 368 00:15:03,784 --> 00:15:06,187 I'm gonna need more wine. 369 00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:09,357 I knew I should've bought a gun when magic went out. 370 00:15:09,390 --> 00:15:11,359 No, a gun won't protect us against a lamprey. 371 00:15:11,392 --> 00:15:13,194 That is the only weapon that we have, 372 00:15:13,227 --> 00:15:15,596 except the battery's dead. We need a new one. 373 00:15:15,629 --> 00:15:16,864 There's a car in the garage. 374 00:15:16,897 --> 00:15:20,168 Don't those use some kind of battery? 375 00:15:23,537 --> 00:15:25,173 Okay, now what are you doing? 376 00:15:25,206 --> 00:15:27,641 The lamprey can enter through almost any orifice, 377 00:15:27,675 --> 00:15:30,478 even skin, so I'm going to get that battery 378 00:15:30,511 --> 00:15:33,147 and I'm not taking any chances. 379 00:15:37,318 --> 00:15:38,386 Thank you. 380 00:15:38,419 --> 00:15:39,920 Yeah. 381 00:15:39,953 --> 00:15:43,524 You're missing the signs, Julia. 382 00:15:43,557 --> 00:15:44,758 What? 383 00:15:44,792 --> 00:15:46,927 I thought you'd be further along. 384 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:50,464 We're going to have to push you. 385 00:15:50,498 --> 00:15:53,301 What are you talking about? 386 00:15:53,334 --> 00:15:54,468 I said thank you. 387 00:15:54,502 --> 00:15:56,204 Oh. 388 00:15:56,237 --> 00:15:57,605 Sorry. 389 00:16:04,438 --> 00:16:07,341 [electricity crackling] 390 00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:12,812 [dark music] 391 00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:19,519 ♪ ♪ 392 00:16:19,553 --> 00:16:22,322 [tools clanking] 393 00:16:30,530 --> 00:16:32,899 [tools rattling] 394 00:16:32,932 --> 00:16:39,739 ♪ ♪ 395 00:16:43,910 --> 00:16:45,345 Alice. 396 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:46,413 [squeals aggressively] 397 00:16:46,446 --> 00:16:48,548 [grunts] Hey! 398 00:16:48,582 --> 00:16:49,949 Don't come any closer or I'll smash your head in! 399 00:16:49,983 --> 00:16:51,585 - Alice, come on! - [shrieks] 400 00:16:51,618 --> 00:16:53,353 [screaming] I'm not the lamprey, Alice! 401 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:54,821 How do I know you're not the lamprey! 402 00:16:54,854 --> 00:16:56,356 I don't know how to prove it. I'm just, I'm not... 403 00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,091 it's... it's gone! It left! 404 00:16:58,124 --> 00:16:59,759 What? 405 00:16:59,793 --> 00:17:02,496 Ah. Ugh. 406 00:17:02,529 --> 00:17:03,697 Why did it leave you? 407 00:17:03,730 --> 00:17:04,964 I don't know. 408 00:17:04,998 --> 00:17:08,368 [groans] 409 00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:12,138 I was awake the whole time. 410 00:17:12,171 --> 00:17:15,575 I could feel it controlling me and searching my memory. 411 00:17:15,609 --> 00:17:18,978 It was... I just couldn't do anything to stop it. 412 00:17:19,012 --> 00:17:20,914 It's angry at you, Alice. 413 00:17:20,947 --> 00:17:22,982 What did you do to it? 414 00:17:23,016 --> 00:17:24,117 I... 415 00:17:24,150 --> 00:17:25,118 I don't remember. 416 00:17:25,151 --> 00:17:27,387 It's weird. 417 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:30,457 I could've snapped your neck over there so easy. 418 00:17:30,490 --> 00:17:32,992 And the lamprey didn't want to for some reason. 419 00:17:33,026 --> 00:17:36,129 Well, if it doesn't wanna kill me, what does it want? 420 00:17:36,162 --> 00:17:39,499 I am taking our daughter seriously. 421 00:17:39,533 --> 00:17:42,001 Help me finish taping up the windows, won't you? 422 00:17:42,035 --> 00:17:43,470 Fine. 423 00:17:43,503 --> 00:17:45,939 But wouldn't it be nice if just once, 424 00:17:45,972 --> 00:17:47,941 Alice would come without bringing 425 00:17:47,974 --> 00:17:50,944 all of her drama with her? 426 00:17:50,977 --> 00:17:57,784 ♪ ♪ 427 00:17:58,918 --> 00:18:01,555 What's with the candy? 428 00:18:01,588 --> 00:18:03,557 You gonna summon some kind of 429 00:18:03,590 --> 00:18:05,892 chocolate-loving demon to save my ass? 430 00:18:05,925 --> 00:18:10,897 The scent of chocolate makes them less likely to eat us. 431 00:18:10,930 --> 00:18:13,467 I hope. 432 00:18:15,535 --> 00:18:19,606 The only nice thing about losing magic? 433 00:18:19,639 --> 00:18:22,442 The radio signals in my head went out too. 434 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,878 All's quiet on the psychic front? 435 00:18:24,911 --> 00:18:26,212 Yeah. 436 00:18:26,245 --> 00:18:28,782 Could get used to that. 437 00:18:31,217 --> 00:18:34,153 That's one of Mayakovsky's? 438 00:18:36,956 --> 00:18:38,191 Damn. 439 00:18:38,224 --> 00:18:39,893 You sure you wanna do this? 440 00:18:39,926 --> 00:18:41,961 There's a lot of magic in that. 441 00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:44,030 You sure you wanna waste it on me? 442 00:18:44,063 --> 00:18:45,932 I stole it. 443 00:18:45,965 --> 00:18:47,467 It's my call. 444 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:50,203 You don't owe me anything, Kady. 445 00:18:50,236 --> 00:18:53,640 Of course you'd say that. 446 00:18:53,673 --> 00:18:57,010 You got poisoned trying to help me. 447 00:18:57,043 --> 00:18:58,878 If I didn't try to help you, I... 448 00:18:58,912 --> 00:19:01,881 I couldn't live with myself. 449 00:19:01,915 --> 00:19:03,950 Guess I should say thanks. 450 00:19:03,983 --> 00:19:05,785 Yeah, you should. 451 00:19:08,087 --> 00:19:11,457 [coughing] 452 00:19:12,626 --> 00:19:15,662 [wheezes] 453 00:19:19,098 --> 00:19:21,234 Julia will be back soon. 454 00:19:21,267 --> 00:19:23,970 I will try 455 00:19:24,003 --> 00:19:25,104 not to die. 456 00:19:25,138 --> 00:19:28,174 [soft laugh] 457 00:19:28,207 --> 00:19:31,144 I appreciate that. 458 00:19:41,187 --> 00:19:44,023 [sighs] 459 00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:46,860 [gasps] 460 00:19:46,893 --> 00:19:48,094 Good job, Tick. 461 00:19:48,127 --> 00:19:49,863 Your praise is everything, 462 00:19:49,896 --> 00:19:52,131 but I would also like a country estate. 463 00:19:52,165 --> 00:19:54,901 Don't get greedy. 464 00:19:57,771 --> 00:20:01,274 Queen Margo the Destroyer, my king. 465 00:20:01,307 --> 00:20:03,877 You're the pirate king? 466 00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:07,981 As king, I get to be called whatever the fuck I want. 467 00:20:08,014 --> 00:20:09,616 That's fine by me. 468 00:20:09,649 --> 00:20:14,588 I'm here to motherfucking parlay, Ms. King. 469 00:20:15,622 --> 00:20:17,724 Maybe you and I could, uh, 470 00:20:17,757 --> 00:20:21,761 take a private cabin and parlay a thing or two on our own. 471 00:20:21,795 --> 00:20:23,229 Yeah, I'm hot. 472 00:20:23,262 --> 00:20:25,732 You're extremely hot yourself. 473 00:20:25,765 --> 00:20:29,135 But you just took over my goddamn boat, 474 00:20:29,168 --> 00:20:31,137 which tells me you're not one 475 00:20:31,170 --> 00:20:33,239 to pay attention to a safe word. 476 00:20:33,272 --> 00:20:35,074 What's a safe word? 477 00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:36,776 Exactly. 478 00:20:36,810 --> 00:20:41,080 I'm here on business, not pleasure. 479 00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:42,649 But, um... 480 00:20:42,682 --> 00:20:45,652 you give me what I want, 481 00:20:45,685 --> 00:20:48,888 I won't take anything off the table. 482 00:20:48,922 --> 00:20:50,857 Hmm. 483 00:20:50,890 --> 00:20:54,160 Never could control myself around a one-eyed girl. 484 00:20:54,193 --> 00:20:56,095 Well, 485 00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:59,265 we've all got a thing. 486 00:20:59,298 --> 00:21:02,669 I need to see High King Eliot. 487 00:21:02,702 --> 00:21:04,604 Now. 488 00:21:08,842 --> 00:21:11,010 Mm-hmm. 489 00:21:20,119 --> 00:21:21,320 My queen! 490 00:21:21,354 --> 00:21:23,156 It is I, your High King Eliot... 491 00:21:23,189 --> 00:21:27,293 [laughing] In the flesh. 492 00:21:27,326 --> 00:21:30,263 [tense music] 493 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,284 So, you think it left the house? 494 00:21:34,402 --> 00:21:36,371 Yes, and we need to find out what it really wanted 495 00:21:36,404 --> 00:21:37,905 before it comes back. 496 00:21:37,938 --> 00:21:39,607 I have some pre-Christian volumes that might be useful, 497 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,309 but I was thinking we might be better off 498 00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:42,810 avoiding the Fertile Crescent. 499 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,512 I was thinking Asian myself. 500 00:21:44,545 --> 00:21:46,614 Uh, Stephanie, we really need to stay put here. 501 00:21:46,647 --> 00:21:48,449 But you said it left the house. 502 00:21:48,483 --> 00:21:51,352 Yeah, but it's going to come back, we think. 503 00:21:51,386 --> 00:21:52,520 - Mom. - Darling... 504 00:21:52,553 --> 00:21:53,788 I have to go to the bathroom. 505 00:21:53,821 --> 00:21:55,656 There's one right out there. 506 00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:56,924 Don't you think we would've heard it 507 00:21:56,957 --> 00:21:58,259 if it had come back inside? 508 00:21:58,293 --> 00:21:59,594 Mom, the lamprey is tiny, 509 00:21:59,627 --> 00:22:00,928 but it is a powerful magical creature. 510 00:22:00,961 --> 00:22:02,497 Don't underestimate it. 511 00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:04,899 First you said it was inside of Carol, 512 00:22:04,932 --> 00:22:06,534 so you electrocuted her. 513 00:22:06,567 --> 00:22:08,669 Then you said it was inside of Quentin, 514 00:22:08,703 --> 00:22:10,205 only now he's back, 515 00:22:10,238 --> 00:22:12,540 and the creature's gone for some reason. 516 00:22:12,573 --> 00:22:15,276 Am I the only one that this sounds crazy to? 517 00:22:15,310 --> 00:22:16,477 Stephanie, sweetheart... 518 00:22:16,511 --> 00:22:18,479 No, Daniel, don't defend her. 519 00:22:18,513 --> 00:22:21,582 We've both been in this room for God knows how long, 520 00:22:21,616 --> 00:22:23,284 and I have to pee. 521 00:22:23,318 --> 00:22:25,420 Are you really gonna stop me from doing that? 522 00:22:25,453 --> 00:22:26,921 Just go in the corner, Mom. 523 00:22:26,954 --> 00:22:28,589 I am not peeing in front of your father. 524 00:22:28,623 --> 00:22:30,525 If I had wanted that in my marriage, 525 00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:32,293 I would've stayed with Jean Claude. 526 00:22:32,327 --> 00:22:33,861 Ugh, I don't wanna hear this. 527 00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:36,664 No, Alice, mystery is not something you can take back. 528 00:22:36,697 --> 00:22:38,833 And I am not gonna risk it just because you think 529 00:22:38,866 --> 00:22:43,704 that you stepped on some creature's magical toes. 530 00:22:43,738 --> 00:22:45,840 I didn't step on its toes. 531 00:22:45,873 --> 00:22:47,575 I murdered its entire family. 532 00:22:47,608 --> 00:22:49,844 I did experiments on them to figure out 533 00:22:49,877 --> 00:22:50,978 what kind of magic they had. 534 00:22:51,011 --> 00:22:53,314 That's what I did as a niff in. 535 00:22:53,348 --> 00:22:55,250 Jesus, Alice. 536 00:22:55,283 --> 00:22:58,586 Well, you know, we've all dealt with our share of monsters. 537 00:22:58,619 --> 00:22:59,854 You don't get it. 538 00:22:59,887 --> 00:23:02,957 I did that kind of thing over and over again, okay? 539 00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:06,261 The lamprey is not the only creature that wants me dead. 540 00:23:06,294 --> 00:23:07,995 It's just the one who got my number. 541 00:23:08,028 --> 00:23:10,331 So, I wanna be absolutely clear 542 00:23:10,365 --> 00:23:13,701 on who the real monster is here. 543 00:23:15,903 --> 00:23:17,705 Excuse me. 544 00:23:26,847 --> 00:23:27,882 That didn't really help. 545 00:23:27,915 --> 00:23:29,517 I know. 546 00:23:29,550 --> 00:23:32,987 I know, it just gets under my skin sometimes. 547 00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:35,556 Okay, I'll go after her. 548 00:23:35,590 --> 00:23:37,325 Just you and your dad keep researching. 549 00:23:37,358 --> 00:23:40,961 My Asian languages are for shit, anyway. 550 00:23:40,995 --> 00:23:42,897 You better tape up. 551 00:23:42,930 --> 00:23:44,031 Yeah. 552 00:23:44,064 --> 00:23:45,900 - Just to be safe. - Yeah. 553 00:23:45,933 --> 00:23:47,635 So, brass tacks. 554 00:23:47,668 --> 00:23:51,372 You want 3,000 Fillorian Gold Crescents? 555 00:23:51,406 --> 00:23:53,341 It's been rough going since magic went away. 556 00:23:53,374 --> 00:23:55,376 I'm crying from my one eye for you. 557 00:23:55,410 --> 00:23:57,978 There is, uh, one more matter. 558 00:23:58,012 --> 00:24:00,047 Our ship, the Sika, 559 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,583 is a Deer Class vessel like yours. 560 00:24:02,617 --> 00:24:03,518 So? 561 00:24:03,551 --> 00:24:05,520 So, it's been a dry voyage. 562 00:24:05,553 --> 00:24:08,789 It's no coincidence we met like this. 563 00:24:08,823 --> 00:24:12,393 The Sika sought out the Muntjac after he scented her. 564 00:24:12,427 --> 00:24:14,929 And now he needs her to submit. 565 00:24:14,962 --> 00:24:16,664 [clears throat] 566 00:24:16,697 --> 00:24:17,765 What? 567 00:24:17,798 --> 00:24:20,768 Our boat wants to fuck your boat. 568 00:24:20,801 --> 00:24:23,604 And we can't leave until he does. 569 00:24:25,606 --> 00:24:28,443 Deer Class ships are magical creatures of a sort, 570 00:24:28,476 --> 00:24:31,078 and as such, they have the same sort of 571 00:24:31,111 --> 00:24:32,947 biological urges we do. 572 00:24:32,980 --> 00:24:35,516 Although, our ship is subject to royal command. 573 00:24:35,550 --> 00:24:39,019 Which I couldn't give, but you can. 574 00:24:39,053 --> 00:24:40,721 So, what? 575 00:24:40,755 --> 00:24:41,989 I just tell our boat to spread it for their boat 576 00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:44,425 and we're done? 577 00:24:44,459 --> 00:24:45,893 What are you not telling me? 578 00:24:45,926 --> 00:24:49,630 Well, the boat can be upset by the experience. 579 00:24:49,664 --> 00:24:52,032 They're not the same after. 580 00:24:52,066 --> 00:24:54,101 Not the same? 581 00:24:54,134 --> 00:24:55,570 Like, how? 582 00:24:55,603 --> 00:24:58,373 They become distracted, irritable. 583 00:24:58,406 --> 00:24:59,907 Sometimes, they can't sail right. 584 00:24:59,940 --> 00:25:02,510 Some ships have to be put into dry dock, 585 00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:03,911 never to sail again. 586 00:25:03,944 --> 00:25:07,348 That sounds like PTSD. 587 00:25:09,083 --> 00:25:13,421 So, these pirates are asking us to let our boat get raped? 588 00:25:13,454 --> 00:25:16,824 My queen's words, as always, are coarse, 589 00:25:16,857 --> 00:25:18,426 but truthful. 590 00:25:18,459 --> 00:25:19,894 I love this old boat, 591 00:25:19,927 --> 00:25:22,129 but if they don't get what they want, 592 00:25:22,162 --> 00:25:24,499 the pirates will kill the crew. 593 00:25:45,019 --> 00:25:46,721 [hisses softly] 594 00:25:46,754 --> 00:25:48,523 [gasps] 595 00:25:48,556 --> 00:25:51,659 That's a new look for you. 596 00:25:51,692 --> 00:25:53,594 Would you come back with me? It's not safe in here. 597 00:25:53,628 --> 00:25:55,596 Oh, you heard Alice. 598 00:25:55,630 --> 00:25:57,031 She's the monster. 599 00:25:57,064 --> 00:25:59,900 Come on, she's not a monster, she's just... 600 00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:00,968 conflicted. 601 00:26:01,001 --> 00:26:02,970 What's it matter? 602 00:26:03,003 --> 00:26:06,441 It's not safe anywhere. 603 00:26:06,474 --> 00:26:09,477 Did you know we got a tax bill for the house? 604 00:26:09,510 --> 00:26:12,012 Apparently, we haven't paid in 30 years. 605 00:26:12,046 --> 00:26:16,784 Enchantment failed, so now we're losing our home. 606 00:26:16,817 --> 00:26:20,921 I mean, what are we gonna do without magic? 607 00:26:20,955 --> 00:26:23,924 I mean, get fucking jobs? 608 00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:27,061 I don't even know how to do anything. 609 00:26:27,094 --> 00:26:28,696 And Daniel. 610 00:26:28,729 --> 00:26:31,799 There's no place for us in this world. 611 00:26:31,832 --> 00:26:34,168 Sometimes I think 612 00:26:34,201 --> 00:26:37,572 Charlie was the one who got off easy. 613 00:26:40,841 --> 00:26:42,543 [sobs] 614 00:26:42,577 --> 00:26:44,845 Ah, shit. 615 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:49,049 [dark music] 616 00:26:49,083 --> 00:26:56,457 ♪ ♪ 617 00:26:58,893 --> 00:27:02,096 [speaking Latin] 618 00:27:02,129 --> 00:27:04,899 [speaking Hebrew] 619 00:27:07,267 --> 00:27:14,642 ♪ ♪ 620 00:27:20,648 --> 00:27:22,883 [clears throat] 621 00:27:22,917 --> 00:27:25,953 I am Asteroth. 622 00:27:27,855 --> 00:27:31,592 Astaroth, Demon of the Seventh Circle, 623 00:27:31,626 --> 00:27:33,694 Great Duke of The Inferno. 624 00:27:33,728 --> 00:27:35,630 Oh, no, I'm Asteroth with an E. 625 00:27:35,663 --> 00:27:38,533 Astaroth with an A is my cousin. 626 00:27:38,566 --> 00:27:39,934 You can totally stand. 627 00:27:39,967 --> 00:27:43,237 The whole kneeling thing's weird. 628 00:27:55,616 --> 00:27:56,083 [shallow breathing] 629 00:27:57,151 --> 00:27:59,119 It's pretty advanced, 630 00:27:59,153 --> 00:28:01,722 and it'll be tough to extract. 631 00:28:01,756 --> 00:28:05,192 Though, those are the tastiest. 632 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:07,562 Can you do anything? 633 00:28:07,595 --> 00:28:09,564 Surgery. 634 00:28:09,597 --> 00:28:12,132 But it will hurt. 635 00:28:13,668 --> 00:28:16,637 [dark music] 636 00:28:16,671 --> 00:28:19,607 ♪ ♪ 637 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,777 [shrieking] 638 00:28:27,047 --> 00:28:28,649 Just, save it, okay? 639 00:28:28,683 --> 00:28:30,651 You'd astrally project, too. 640 00:28:30,685 --> 00:28:33,020 [softly] No shame, bro. 641 00:28:40,110 --> 00:28:42,680 Oh, my head is swimming. 642 00:28:42,713 --> 00:28:45,049 I can't read Chinese right now. 643 00:28:45,082 --> 00:28:46,417 How do you read so fast? 644 00:28:46,451 --> 00:28:47,918 This isn't fast. 645 00:28:47,952 --> 00:28:49,954 When I was a niff in, I didn't have to rely on my eyes. 646 00:28:49,987 --> 00:28:51,989 This is like running through water. 647 00:28:52,022 --> 00:28:54,525 It's so slow. 648 00:28:54,559 --> 00:28:57,428 What you said to your mother, is that true? 649 00:28:57,462 --> 00:29:01,366 What you did to that lamprey's family? 650 00:29:01,399 --> 00:29:02,867 When I was a niff in, 651 00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:05,603 there was nothing I wouldn't have done for knowledge. 652 00:29:08,105 --> 00:29:09,774 Wait, hold on. 653 00:29:09,807 --> 00:29:11,576 What is it? 654 00:29:11,609 --> 00:29:15,446 A description of the life cycle of a magical creature. 655 00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:17,948 It's a parasite similar to the lamprey. 656 00:29:17,982 --> 00:29:20,385 I think I know what it's doing. 657 00:29:23,888 --> 00:29:26,857 So, um, Muntjac? 658 00:29:26,891 --> 00:29:30,395 I'm High Queen Margo of Fillory. 659 00:29:30,428 --> 00:29:32,497 Your Liege. 660 00:29:32,530 --> 00:29:34,765 I have a kind of problem. 661 00:29:34,799 --> 00:29:36,501 See, 662 00:29:36,534 --> 00:29:38,869 a bunch of pirates boarded you 663 00:29:38,903 --> 00:29:40,971 and are threatening to kill the crew 664 00:29:41,005 --> 00:29:45,075 if I don't order you to lie with their boat. 665 00:29:45,109 --> 00:29:49,680 Before this, I used to think that pirates were kinda cute 666 00:29:49,714 --> 00:29:52,683 in a Johnny Depp sort of way, but the fact is, 667 00:29:52,717 --> 00:29:56,687 the real thing is kinda dirty and fucked up... 668 00:29:56,721 --> 00:29:59,657 in a Johnny Depp sort of way. 669 00:30:02,026 --> 00:30:04,128 Look... 670 00:30:04,161 --> 00:30:05,863 I could just order you to do it, 671 00:30:05,896 --> 00:30:08,799 but you're clearly alive, whatever that means. 672 00:30:08,833 --> 00:30:11,902 You have thoughts and feelings... 673 00:30:11,936 --> 00:30:14,138 I think. 674 00:30:14,171 --> 00:30:17,542 So, I guess I'm asking... 675 00:30:18,643 --> 00:30:20,711 What do you wanna do? 676 00:30:24,915 --> 00:30:27,918 [sighs] 677 00:30:27,952 --> 00:30:31,556 Maybe I'm an idiot for even asking. 678 00:30:33,758 --> 00:30:35,793 [sighs] 679 00:30:40,831 --> 00:30:41,799 [weeping] 680 00:30:41,832 --> 00:30:44,068 There, there. 681 00:30:44,101 --> 00:30:45,836 [sobbing] 682 00:30:45,870 --> 00:30:47,905 Gonna be okay. 683 00:30:49,139 --> 00:30:52,943 [sobbing] I mean, look at me. 684 00:30:52,977 --> 00:30:54,512 I'm a mess. 685 00:30:54,545 --> 00:30:57,515 I have to clean myself up. 686 00:30:57,548 --> 00:30:59,950 I do, I have to clean myself... 687 00:30:59,984 --> 00:31:01,586 [stammering] 688 00:31:01,619 --> 00:31:03,087 What are you... no, no, no, no. 689 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:05,222 [moaning] 690 00:31:05,255 --> 00:31:06,924 Oh. [groans] 691 00:31:06,957 --> 00:31:07,992 What the hell? 692 00:31:08,025 --> 00:31:10,160 Uh, no, she was, um, 693 00:31:10,194 --> 00:31:13,864 kissing me, and um, I'm just... stop, I'm trying to... 694 00:31:14,865 --> 00:31:17,968 Oh, please, we're both adults. 695 00:31:18,002 --> 00:31:19,236 You don't get to judge. 696 00:31:19,269 --> 00:31:20,571 Step away from him, Mom. 697 00:31:20,605 --> 00:31:21,772 Stephanie, do you honestly 698 00:31:21,806 --> 00:31:23,508 have to make this about you too? 699 00:31:23,541 --> 00:31:25,576 Oh, don't psychoanalyze me, Daniel. 700 00:31:25,610 --> 00:31:26,977 Back away, Mom. 701 00:31:27,011 --> 00:31:28,846 - Don't raise your voice to me. - Oh, God. 702 00:31:28,879 --> 00:31:30,581 Her-her neck... she's the lamprey. 703 00:31:30,615 --> 00:31:32,783 What? Oh, don't be ridiculous. 704 00:31:32,817 --> 00:31:34,585 I saw it. Her neck moved. 705 00:31:34,619 --> 00:31:36,854 I told you to back the fuck away from him! 706 00:31:36,887 --> 00:31:39,924 [shrieks] 707 00:31:42,893 --> 00:31:43,994 What? 708 00:31:44,028 --> 00:31:46,864 The lamprey should leave her body. 709 00:31:46,897 --> 00:31:48,566 Any moment now. 710 00:31:48,599 --> 00:31:50,134 I swear to God, she kissed me. 711 00:31:50,167 --> 00:31:51,936 Shut up, Quentin. 712 00:31:51,969 --> 00:31:54,739 You think she was trying to switch bodies with me? 713 00:31:54,772 --> 00:31:56,273 Anything's possible. 714 00:31:56,306 --> 00:31:57,742 The lamprey already took you over. 715 00:31:57,775 --> 00:31:59,810 It doesn't wanna kill us because it... 716 00:31:59,844 --> 00:32:03,247 wants to lay eggs inside of us. 717 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,916 And then what? 718 00:32:07,017 --> 00:32:09,654 And then it hatches and burrows into your brain stem 719 00:32:09,687 --> 00:32:11,722 until you die, and then feeds on the carcass. 720 00:32:11,756 --> 00:32:13,991 I don't understand. 721 00:32:14,024 --> 00:32:18,295 The lamprey should've left her by now. 722 00:32:18,328 --> 00:32:20,030 Unless it hasn't left Quentin. 723 00:32:20,064 --> 00:32:21,766 - Oh, God. - No. 724 00:32:21,799 --> 00:32:23,701 He was trying to kiss her so that the lamprey 725 00:32:23,734 --> 00:32:25,002 would jump into her body. 726 00:32:25,035 --> 00:32:27,037 No. 727 00:32:27,071 --> 00:32:28,238 Stay away from me! 728 00:32:28,272 --> 00:32:29,306 Quentin... 729 00:32:29,339 --> 00:32:31,576 I am not the lamprey. 730 00:32:31,609 --> 00:32:34,178 This isn't really a great way to prove that. 731 00:32:34,211 --> 00:32:37,915 If you're not the lamprey, then put that down, okay? 732 00:32:37,948 --> 00:32:39,617 Okay, so there's only one way for me to prove 733 00:32:39,650 --> 00:32:43,220 that I'm not the lamprey, and when I do it... 734 00:32:43,253 --> 00:32:45,656 you'll know what to do. 735 00:32:45,690 --> 00:32:48,859 [groaning] 736 00:32:59,970 --> 00:33:03,007 [gasping] 737 00:33:04,341 --> 00:33:06,143 Oh, bravo. 738 00:33:06,176 --> 00:33:07,945 Nicely done. 739 00:33:07,978 --> 00:33:09,714 You got me. 740 00:33:09,747 --> 00:33:11,982 I'm gonna give you one chance to leave my dad. 741 00:33:12,016 --> 00:33:13,718 Or what? 742 00:33:13,751 --> 00:33:16,654 You'll kill me? 743 00:33:16,687 --> 00:33:18,589 You killed my family. 744 00:33:18,623 --> 00:33:19,957 That wasn't me. 745 00:33:19,990 --> 00:33:21,225 I don't remember what I did as a niff in. 746 00:33:21,258 --> 00:33:22,593 Alice, I know you're lying. 747 00:33:22,627 --> 00:33:24,128 Your father could always tell. 748 00:33:24,161 --> 00:33:26,030 That little twitch you get. 749 00:33:26,063 --> 00:33:28,699 You murdered every one of my children 750 00:33:28,733 --> 00:33:30,300 because you were seeking knowledge. 751 00:33:30,334 --> 00:33:32,703 So, what did you learn 752 00:33:32,737 --> 00:33:35,706 by torturing each one of them to death, hmm? 753 00:33:35,740 --> 00:33:38,008 I wanna know. 754 00:33:39,243 --> 00:33:42,813 I wasn't seeking knowledge. 755 00:33:42,847 --> 00:33:47,151 When they died, they made pretty little lights. 756 00:33:48,052 --> 00:33:51,889 And when they died slowly, the lights got even prettier. 757 00:33:55,025 --> 00:33:57,394 It's funny the things you can sense from the inside. 758 00:33:57,427 --> 00:34:00,097 That one still loves you. 759 00:34:01,999 --> 00:34:04,969 And your father has a weak heart. 760 00:34:05,002 --> 00:34:07,404 He'll die if you try to shock me. 761 00:34:07,437 --> 00:34:08,773 You don't know that. 762 00:34:08,806 --> 00:34:10,274 You really wanna risk it? 763 00:34:10,307 --> 00:34:14,178 And I'm sorry I wasn't able to lay my eggs into her. 764 00:34:14,211 --> 00:34:15,713 [laughing] 765 00:34:15,746 --> 00:34:18,749 Since I know how much you hate her, 766 00:34:18,783 --> 00:34:21,852 it's crueler to leave her alive. 767 00:34:21,886 --> 00:34:27,324 Well, thank you for finally being honest. 768 00:34:27,357 --> 00:34:29,760 I'll let myself out. 769 00:34:29,794 --> 00:34:31,295 [whimpers] 770 00:34:31,328 --> 00:34:33,664 [groaning] 771 00:34:36,333 --> 00:34:39,737 [gagging] 772 00:34:43,207 --> 00:34:46,176 [dark music] 773 00:34:46,210 --> 00:34:53,117 ♪ ♪ 774 00:34:54,218 --> 00:34:56,353 [coughs] 775 00:34:56,386 --> 00:34:58,789 Thank God. 776 00:34:58,823 --> 00:35:01,025 Kill it, Alice. 777 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,328 ♪ ♪ 778 00:35:04,361 --> 00:35:07,331 [screeching] 779 00:35:07,364 --> 00:35:14,772 ♪ ♪ 780 00:35:34,108 --> 00:35:37,077 [dark music] 781 00:35:37,111 --> 00:35:38,545 ♪ ♪ 782 00:35:41,767 --> 00:35:43,835 Congratulations. 783 00:35:43,869 --> 00:35:46,137 Jesus Christ. 784 00:35:46,171 --> 00:35:47,839 What did you do? 785 00:35:47,873 --> 00:35:51,276 I was moved by your speech to the Muntjac, 786 00:35:51,309 --> 00:35:54,279 coming to her defense. 787 00:35:54,312 --> 00:35:58,449 So, I decided to intervene. 788 00:35:58,483 --> 00:36:02,487 We got what we needed from these pirates. 789 00:36:03,789 --> 00:36:05,156 What? 790 00:36:05,190 --> 00:36:06,892 You stood up to them. 791 00:36:06,925 --> 00:36:08,860 You were a queen. 792 00:36:08,894 --> 00:36:10,896 That's who I need you to be. 793 00:36:10,929 --> 00:36:15,033 The next time they don't plant a field of mushrooms for you, 794 00:36:15,066 --> 00:36:17,002 remember this room. 795 00:36:17,035 --> 00:36:19,370 ♪ ♪ 796 00:36:19,404 --> 00:36:21,773 Now... 797 00:36:21,807 --> 00:36:24,843 there's the matter of your lying to me. 798 00:36:24,876 --> 00:36:29,080 Did you think I wouldn't be a queen with you? 799 00:36:29,114 --> 00:36:32,083 Time to give it back. 800 00:36:32,117 --> 00:36:37,789 ♪ ♪ 801 00:36:37,823 --> 00:36:39,390 It's my eye. 802 00:36:39,424 --> 00:36:41,793 It was, 803 00:36:41,827 --> 00:36:46,231 but you made a deal. 804 00:36:46,264 --> 00:36:49,801 Tick, Gillen, come here. 805 00:36:50,535 --> 00:36:53,338 Someone has stolen something from me. 806 00:36:53,371 --> 00:36:55,206 Which one of you was it? 807 00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:58,443 They didn't do this. 808 00:36:58,476 --> 00:37:00,011 I did. 809 00:37:00,045 --> 00:37:04,115 Fine, we do it your way. 810 00:37:05,416 --> 00:37:09,020 Thrimble dimble pickle plum, 811 00:37:09,054 --> 00:37:14,192 catch a human by the... tongue. 812 00:37:18,229 --> 00:37:23,068 ♪ ♪ 813 00:37:23,101 --> 00:37:26,271 [inaudible] 814 00:37:30,876 --> 00:37:32,878 You may go. 815 00:37:35,580 --> 00:37:37,148 What did you do? 816 00:37:37,182 --> 00:37:38,950 There is a song he does not like, 817 00:37:38,984 --> 00:37:42,153 so I put it in his ear, where it will never leave. 818 00:37:42,187 --> 00:37:44,422 He will slowly go mad, 819 00:37:44,455 --> 00:37:47,859 then he will not be of much use to you. 820 00:37:47,893 --> 00:37:49,494 My eye. 821 00:37:54,332 --> 00:37:56,601 [squishing] 822 00:37:59,070 --> 00:38:01,406 The eye can never be fixed. 823 00:38:01,439 --> 00:38:04,042 But you can't spy on me anymore. 824 00:38:04,075 --> 00:38:07,545 Do you think this is the only way to know what you're doing? 825 00:38:07,578 --> 00:38:10,048 You have a week's sail back to Whitespire 826 00:38:10,081 --> 00:38:13,051 to think about what you've done. 827 00:38:13,084 --> 00:38:14,886 ♪ ♪ 828 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,155 [gasping] 829 00:38:17,188 --> 00:38:19,390 Thank you, Your Highness, for not telling her about me. 830 00:38:19,424 --> 00:38:21,993 Shut the fuck up, Tick. 831 00:38:23,261 --> 00:38:26,464 [retching, coughing] 832 00:38:33,571 --> 00:38:35,540 What the hell did you put in that? 833 00:38:35,573 --> 00:38:38,309 It should kill any of the eggs left inside of you. 834 00:38:38,343 --> 00:38:39,544 Did you drink it all? 835 00:38:39,577 --> 00:38:40,912 Mmm 836 00:38:40,946 --> 00:38:42,280 [retches] 837 00:38:44,182 --> 00:38:47,152 When you left Brakebills, 838 00:38:47,185 --> 00:38:50,588 you said that you couldn't forgive me. 839 00:38:50,621 --> 00:38:52,958 Was that real? 840 00:38:54,125 --> 00:38:55,961 Didn't it feel real? 841 00:38:55,994 --> 00:38:58,529 I thought it might've been that thing you do 842 00:38:58,563 --> 00:39:02,233 where you push me away in order to protect me. 843 00:39:03,368 --> 00:39:06,337 From the lamprey, or... 844 00:39:06,371 --> 00:39:08,306 I mean, I could tell you were fine with things 845 00:39:08,339 --> 00:39:11,309 just going on the way they were, it's just, 846 00:39:11,342 --> 00:39:14,712 sort of sleeping together, or whenever... 847 00:39:14,745 --> 00:39:17,015 There were two of us doing that, Alice. 848 00:39:17,048 --> 00:39:18,083 It wasn't just me. 849 00:39:18,116 --> 00:39:19,084 Yeah, I know. 850 00:39:19,117 --> 00:39:20,518 [chuckling] I... 851 00:39:20,551 --> 00:39:23,121 I know that, and it felt good, 852 00:39:23,154 --> 00:39:24,589 I'm not saying that it didn't, 853 00:39:24,622 --> 00:39:27,392 and I'm not mad at you, Q. 854 00:39:28,359 --> 00:39:31,162 I'm just... I'm not that girl anymore. 855 00:39:31,196 --> 00:39:34,332 And I can't ever be her again. I don't know how. 856 00:39:34,365 --> 00:39:36,467 I know that I have said this before 857 00:39:36,501 --> 00:39:39,971 and that it probably sounds ridiculous. 858 00:39:40,005 --> 00:39:42,340 I just wanna help. 859 00:39:43,674 --> 00:39:44,642 I really mean it. 860 00:39:44,675 --> 00:39:47,712 Yeah, I know. I know you do. 861 00:39:47,745 --> 00:39:50,381 I just... 862 00:39:50,415 --> 00:39:53,985 I guess what I'm trying to say is, 863 00:39:54,019 --> 00:39:56,054 I don't know what I want. 864 00:39:56,087 --> 00:39:57,989 That's okay. 865 00:39:58,023 --> 00:40:00,091 It's confusing. 866 00:40:00,125 --> 00:40:04,295 I lived this whole other life, 867 00:40:04,329 --> 00:40:07,332 and a part of that is still who I am, 868 00:40:07,365 --> 00:40:10,068 whether I like it or not. 869 00:40:10,101 --> 00:40:12,603 But when you look at me, 870 00:40:12,637 --> 00:40:18,109 all I see is that Alice reflecting back in your eyes. 871 00:40:18,143 --> 00:40:19,510 The old Alice, like... 872 00:40:19,544 --> 00:40:21,379 like that's who you want me to be. 873 00:40:21,412 --> 00:40:23,414 She's gone. 874 00:40:23,448 --> 00:40:25,050 [weak laugh] 875 00:40:25,083 --> 00:40:28,553 It's just... it makes it too hard, Quentin. 876 00:40:28,586 --> 00:40:31,022 [solemn music] 877 00:40:31,056 --> 00:40:33,691 Alice! 878 00:40:33,724 --> 00:40:34,792 Daniel! 879 00:40:34,825 --> 00:40:37,328 Alice! 880 00:40:37,362 --> 00:40:39,197 Daniel! 881 00:40:39,230 --> 00:40:41,299 Oh, my God. 882 00:40:41,332 --> 00:40:48,173 ♪ ♪ 883 00:40:48,206 --> 00:40:52,043 [inaudible] 884 00:40:52,077 --> 00:40:55,046 [inaudible] 885 00:40:55,080 --> 00:41:02,120 ♪ ♪ 886 00:41:10,528 --> 00:41:17,735 ♪ ♪ 887 00:41:22,107 --> 00:41:23,841 [flesh squishing] 888 00:41:23,874 --> 00:41:26,844 I think I've got it. 889 00:41:26,877 --> 00:41:28,479 Ooh, it's juicy. 890 00:41:28,513 --> 00:41:31,048 I'll save it for later. 891 00:41:36,554 --> 00:41:38,823 I'll close the wound. 892 00:41:38,856 --> 00:41:42,360 It may take him some time to heal. 893 00:41:42,393 --> 00:41:44,329 Thank you. 894 00:41:44,362 --> 00:41:51,536 ♪ ♪ 895 00:41:54,439 --> 00:41:56,174 Penny? 896 00:41:56,207 --> 00:41:58,176 Penny. 897 00:41:58,209 --> 00:41:59,377 Penny? 898 00:41:59,410 --> 00:42:00,811 [panicked breathing] Penny. 899 00:42:00,845 --> 00:42:03,414 No. 900 00:42:03,448 --> 00:42:05,316 Penny, come on. 901 00:42:05,350 --> 00:42:08,453 I'm sorry. 902 00:42:08,486 --> 00:42:10,221 You called me too late. 903 00:42:10,255 --> 00:42:12,390 No, no, no, he can't. 904 00:42:12,423 --> 00:42:13,591 No, come on, Penny. 905 00:42:13,624 --> 00:42:15,593 Don't... don't, come on. 906 00:42:15,626 --> 00:42:17,662 [sobbing] No. 907 00:42:17,695 --> 00:42:19,264 No. 908 00:42:19,297 --> 00:42:24,269 ♪ ♪ 909 00:42:24,302 --> 00:42:27,272 [weeping] 910 00:42:27,305 --> 00:42:29,574 Shit.61264

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