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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:37,469 Hey, there, pretty. 2 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:30,250 What just happened in there 3 00:01:30,253 --> 00:01:33,525 is what you young people refer to as epic. 4 00:01:33,528 --> 00:01:35,894 God damn, Sax. You wreck my porcelain again? 5 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:37,229 Maybe. 6 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:39,296 You want to guess from which end? 7 00:01:51,479 --> 00:01:53,273 You're costing me business, Sax. 8 00:01:53,276 --> 00:01:54,285 Costing you business? 9 00:01:54,288 --> 00:01:57,215 I'm single-handedly keeping this shithole in the black. 10 00:01:57,217 --> 00:01:59,384 You're gonna miss me when I'm gone, Terrance. 11 00:02:06,346 --> 00:02:07,946 Not vodka! 12 00:02:07,949 --> 00:02:09,194 I give up. What is it? 13 00:02:09,196 --> 00:02:10,500 Quit your bitching. 14 00:02:10,503 --> 00:02:12,097 I could dissolve a body in this shit. 15 00:02:14,101 --> 00:02:16,968 Goddamn Christmas miracle I'm still alive. 16 00:02:16,971 --> 00:02:19,705 Saving yourself for some lucky girl, I guess. 17 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:21,601 Well, ho, ho, ho. 18 00:02:21,604 --> 00:02:22,895 What's Santa got for me tonight? 19 00:02:22,898 --> 00:02:24,631 Please, just take it. 20 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:30,067 Well, that's interesting. 21 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:33,919 Gonna be a busy holiday season 22 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:35,520 for you and me both, by the looks of it. 23 00:02:35,522 --> 00:02:37,086 Don't know nothing about it, Satan. 24 00:02:37,089 --> 00:02:38,439 All right, well, you have yourself a merry... 25 00:02:38,441 --> 00:02:41,193 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 26 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,197 Fuck it. 27 00:03:10,991 --> 00:03:13,625 Sockatoo is my favorite. 28 00:03:13,627 --> 00:03:16,094 No, Baballoon. 29 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:17,529 No, Sockatoo. 30 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,197 I thought you liked the pink one. 31 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:22,467 She's the sick Wishee. You can tell from her spots. 32 00:03:22,469 --> 00:03:24,402 Ooh, right. 33 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:27,739 And what about Happy? Which one's Happy's favorite? 34 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:29,441 Happy doesn't have a favorite. 35 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:32,271 He doesn't like Wishees. Do you, Happy? 36 00:03:34,248 --> 00:03:36,114 He thinks they're weirdos. 37 00:03:39,419 --> 00:03:42,087 We got to go. We're gonna be late! 38 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:46,091 And now, it's the moment you've all been waiting for. 39 00:03:46,093 --> 00:03:48,860 They call him the man who made Christmas 40 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:51,213 for thousands of underprivileged children... 41 00:03:51,216 --> 00:03:53,632 Come on, Mom. It's starting! 42 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:55,467 Come on! 43 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:58,937 He's the man that makes the sun shine... 44 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:03,341 Sonny Shine! 45 00:04:08,715 --> 00:04:11,249 Sonny Shine! 46 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,451 Not just one wish... 47 00:04:13,453 --> 00:04:16,121 - Not just two! - Not just two wishes... 48 00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:19,991 - but three wishes! - You get three wishes! 49 00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:25,130 Everyone over here say "Wishees!" 50 00:04:25,132 --> 00:04:26,674 - Wishees! - You say "Wishees!" 51 00:04:26,677 --> 00:04:29,968 - You say "Wishees!" - I can't see! 52 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:33,572 Ha ha! Why walk when you can dance? 53 00:04:33,574 --> 00:04:35,040 I can't see! 54 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:37,042 I'm sorry. 55 00:04:39,546 --> 00:04:41,213 Let's get closer! 56 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:50,455 Ew! 57 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,075 Haley? 58 00:04:52,226 --> 00:04:53,725 Haley! 59 00:04:56,530 --> 00:05:01,032 Haley! Haley! Haley! 60 00:05:06,278 --> 00:05:10,280 Don't worry, Happy. We'll go back. 61 00:05:10,283 --> 00:05:13,585 There were too many people! I couldn't see! 62 00:05:16,116 --> 00:05:18,984 But I only want one wish! 63 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:22,387 That's not true. Don't be mean. 64 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:27,025 Mr. Sunshine! I only need one wish! 65 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:29,828 What do you mean "run away"? 66 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:32,197 From who? 67 00:05:47,381 --> 00:05:48,914 Here they come! 68 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:52,550 Haley! 69 00:06:03,539 --> 00:06:05,272 Haley! 70 00:06:06,708 --> 00:06:09,872 Haley! 71 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:17,566 Yo, get a load of this snowflake, huh? 72 00:06:17,569 --> 00:06:19,468 Little bitch changed up his look since then, right? 73 00:06:19,470 --> 00:06:23,281 - Easy money. - No. This is not easy money. 74 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:24,983 Dude, chill. 75 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,952 Three Scaramuccis against 76 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:28,820 one "Bum Fights" -looking motherfucker. 77 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:31,022 All right, we're gonna drop him like a hot deuce. 78 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:34,292 You never seen Sax doing work. I did. 79 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:36,294 What I can't figure out is why Uncle Blue 80 00:06:36,296 --> 00:06:37,462 would want to whack this guy. 81 00:06:37,464 --> 00:06:39,397 Maybe he knows too much. 82 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:42,434 - Whoa, Mikey! - Look who it is! 83 00:06:42,436 --> 00:06:44,402 Oh, my God, look at you. 84 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,271 Welcome home, little bro. 85 00:06:46,273 --> 00:06:47,806 Ain't no one knew you was back! 86 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:49,841 Yeah, I left straight from the funeral. 87 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:54,412 Hey, guys. Moment of silence for Don Scaramucci, huh? 88 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,081 God rest his soul. 89 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:58,950 And to think our little Michelangelo 90 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:02,420 sitting right by the bedside as the great man peaced out. 91 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,588 Mwah! 92 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:04,925 Yeah. 93 00:07:04,928 --> 00:07:06,224 Looks like the four Smootchie Bros 94 00:07:06,226 --> 00:07:07,774 are gonna kick some ass tonight. 95 00:07:07,777 --> 00:07:11,429 Hey, take a look at this job we just got. 96 00:07:12,499 --> 00:07:14,183 Oh, count me out. 97 00:07:14,186 --> 00:07:16,360 I got something for Uncle Blue straight from the Don. 98 00:07:16,363 --> 00:07:18,069 - It can't wait. - What do you got, Mikey? 99 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:20,772 Yeah, bro. Fuck that. 100 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,607 A little ballistic therapy first, 101 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:24,058 then go kiss the ring. 102 00:07:24,061 --> 00:07:25,501 All right? Uncle Freaky ain't going no place. 103 00:07:25,503 --> 00:07:27,879 Hey! Watch your mouth, dumbass. 104 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:30,066 You kidding me? 105 00:07:30,069 --> 00:07:32,384 The Don's dead, so all of a sudden, we're just supposed... 106 00:07:32,386 --> 00:07:34,274 For Christ's sake, I ain't even unpacked yet. 107 00:07:34,277 --> 00:07:36,154 What's up, little Mike? 108 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:37,389 You afraid of getting blood 109 00:07:37,391 --> 00:07:40,992 on your Dolce & Ga-fucking-bbana? 110 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:44,696 So it turns out they did some research... 111 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:49,467 Statistical shit... 112 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,236 Listen, dude, could you hurry it up? 113 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:53,138 I have an 11:00, supposed to be here any minute. 114 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:57,008 They proved that hookers... See, hookers like you... 115 00:07:57,010 --> 00:08:00,245 Who work the holidays, you share an economic niche 116 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:03,348 with the department store Santa Claus! 117 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:05,417 It's the time of giving. 118 00:08:05,419 --> 00:08:09,222 Empty 'em. Empty 'em! 119 00:08:09,225 --> 00:08:12,357 Empty my big shiny Christmas balls! 120 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:14,359 Now here's something you don't see every day. 121 00:08:24,771 --> 00:08:28,745 I'm your 11:00. Sorry, am I early? 122 00:08:28,748 --> 00:08:30,942 Oh, shit. 123 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:32,844 Well, that's novel. 124 00:08:36,819 --> 00:08:37,949 Cockroach? 125 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:41,119 Prawn. It's like a shrimp. 126 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:43,555 Um, please don't... Please... 127 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:45,457 You need to relax. 128 00:08:45,459 --> 00:08:46,902 If I'd showed up on time, 129 00:08:46,905 --> 00:08:49,627 that hammer would be halfway through your skull. 130 00:08:49,629 --> 00:08:52,063 That's the last weirdo. I swear to God. 131 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:55,200 Now's not the time to be making big decisions. Here. 132 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:58,603 Hey. Hey, I know you. 133 00:08:58,605 --> 00:09:00,038 I don't think so. 134 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,906 Yeah, you're a... You're a cop, right? 135 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:04,485 You busted me back in the day. You... you were a real gentleman. 136 00:09:04,488 --> 00:09:06,244 Didn't make a pass or anything. 137 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:08,446 You told me to get on a bus and go home, 138 00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:10,381 get my act together. 139 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:13,118 You inspired me. 140 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:16,054 - I can see that. - Yeah, well... 141 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,656 You don't look like a cop no more. What happened? 142 00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:19,972 Yeah, I'd be tickled to death 143 00:09:19,975 --> 00:09:21,808 to have that conversation with you right now, 144 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:25,379 but I'd prefer to talk about how you're gonna pay me back. 145 00:09:25,382 --> 00:09:27,799 Talk to me, bro. What's eating you? 146 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:28,900 Hmm? 147 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:32,777 - Huh? - I know you. 148 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:34,739 This ain't Disco Mikey. 149 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:37,792 I saw your Snapchat... The chicks, the wine. 150 00:09:37,795 --> 00:09:39,944 You must have had the time of your life out there, huh? 151 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,878 Sure. Best ever. 152 00:09:49,667 --> 00:09:51,356 You guys probably think I got some kind 153 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:52,857 of big inheritance lined up. 154 00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:54,092 The Old Don hooked me up real good 155 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,363 before he kicked it, right? 156 00:09:55,366 --> 00:09:56,828 What are you saying? It ain't true? 157 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:58,930 Don Scaramucci loved you like a son, 158 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,632 picked you out of everybody in the whole family. 159 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:02,700 He left me something, all right. 160 00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:04,502 But not money. 161 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:08,439 - This is the place. - Yo, what's the play, bro? 162 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:12,010 All right, I got high-specificity intel. 163 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:15,513 We're gonna catch this asshole literally with his pants down. 164 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,069 Let me out! 165 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:58,022 Huh? 166 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,939 Now, now, now's your chance! Go, go, go, go! 167 00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:17,108 Don't worry, Haley! I'll find him! 168 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:44,702 What did I tell you, huh? 169 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,804 Holy shit. 170 00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:48,806 Ah, Mike. It's nothing, right? 171 00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:51,209 Not a fucking tough guy anymore, Sax. 172 00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:56,214 Who's this? 173 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,549 Pal "Swipes" Scaramucci? 174 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,066 No you ain't, that's me. 175 00:12:00,069 --> 00:12:02,620 Oh, boy, and they told me you were the smart one. 176 00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:04,722 All right, then, genius, see if you can follow this. 177 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,724 Right now you're talking to the man who was hired 178 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,402 to kill the Scaramucci Brothers. 179 00:12:08,405 --> 00:12:11,761 Now, full confession... I am one lazy bastard. 180 00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:13,347 So the problem is, 181 00:12:13,350 --> 00:12:17,268 how do I get all you squirrely assholes together in one place? 182 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:19,003 Solution... I call in a hit 183 00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:21,448 on that handsome son of a bitch Nick Sax. 184 00:12:21,451 --> 00:12:22,506 Oh, shit. 185 00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:26,365 I gather you all together in one place, lined up. 186 00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:29,914 Like a turkey shoot! 187 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,930 That's funny. I contracted for three. 188 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:49,634 Wait a minute. You're the baby brother, right? 189 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:51,169 Look at you... all grown up, 190 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,804 hands shaking, asshole flapping. 191 00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:53,748 You... 192 00:12:53,751 --> 00:12:55,973 Yeah, I killed your brothers, that's right. 193 00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:58,224 It's awkward. 194 00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:03,381 Oh, that sucked. 195 00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:08,319 - Say bye-bye. - Wait, wait, wait! 196 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,084 Whatever you're getting paid, 197 00:13:10,087 --> 00:13:12,523 I've got something that's worth more. 198 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,263 I'm listening. 199 00:13:16,266 --> 00:13:19,030 It's a password. 200 00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:22,100 - I just stopped listening. - From the old Don in Sicily. 201 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:25,136 Before he died, he gave me a password to an encrypted file. 202 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:28,840 It's... it's a list of names. It's priceless. 203 00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:30,475 Yeah, I don't do priceless. 204 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,677 I'm more of a cash-and-carry kind of guy. 205 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:35,580 Besides, it sounds like I'd be tortured and killed for it 206 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,576 by any number of interested parties, so... 207 00:13:37,579 --> 00:13:39,079 I mean, while you're at it, 208 00:13:39,082 --> 00:13:41,085 why don't you just offer me ass cancer? 209 00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:43,121 Please. Please. 210 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,990 All right, look, you're in a sharing kind of mood. I get it. 211 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,615 So just tell it to your brothers. 212 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,514 You're shot! 213 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,315 Yeah, but it's the heart attack I just had 214 00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:13,584 that's really got my attention. 215 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:19,090 I got to join a spin class, eat more kale. 216 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:28,232 What the... 217 00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:30,234 Perfect. 218 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:35,473 Hey. Hey, hey, mister! What about my money? 219 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:47,618 Mama. 220 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:50,955 Please, I've been as good as I can. Forgive me, Mama. 221 00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:52,990 Kid, if I remind you of your mama, you got bigger problems 222 00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:53,991 than a hole in your head. 223 00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:55,498 If you just hear my confession, 224 00:14:55,501 --> 00:14:57,263 I can move on, Mama. 225 00:14:57,266 --> 00:14:59,396 Confession? Yeah, sure. Go ahead. Knock yourself out. 226 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:03,468 Mama, the world... It's run by devils. 227 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:06,571 They... they look like people, but they're devils. 228 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:09,874 Great-Grandpa, he showed me things... 229 00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:12,076 Things I wish I never saw. 230 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,978 I got to tell it to you, Mama, 231 00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:16,068 so that I won't have it in me anymore. 232 00:15:16,071 --> 00:15:17,648 And then I can be free. 233 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,689 All right, look, I already told you once, pal. 234 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:27,592 Now I'm gonna tell you again. I'm not interested. 235 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,166 That was easy. 236 00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:39,971 Okay. 237 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:42,173 All right, Nick. 238 00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:44,375 All right, you're fine. 239 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:45,810 You're fine. 240 00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:47,545 You're fine. 241 00:16:20,051 --> 00:16:23,512 - Looks dead to me. - Less paperwork if he's dead. 242 00:16:25,271 --> 00:16:26,537 Oh, shit! 243 00:16:26,540 --> 00:16:28,623 Don't move, sir, don't move! 244 00:16:33,630 --> 00:16:35,463 What the hell is this? 245 00:16:35,465 --> 00:16:37,692 Put your guns back in your pants. 246 00:16:45,608 --> 00:16:47,575 Jesus. 247 00:16:52,687 --> 00:16:54,782 He's breathing. What about this one? 248 00:16:54,784 --> 00:16:56,584 45 exit wound and a BASE jump 249 00:16:56,586 --> 00:16:57,852 from the third floor. 250 00:16:57,854 --> 00:17:00,188 Muchos muertos. 251 00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:02,990 Disco Mikey Mooch. 252 00:17:02,992 --> 00:17:05,626 I haven't seen him around in a while. 253 00:17:05,628 --> 00:17:07,695 Any witnesses? 254 00:17:07,697 --> 00:17:09,997 Must have been one hell of a Christmas party. 255 00:17:11,768 --> 00:17:13,544 Big guy down there... He do this? 256 00:17:13,547 --> 00:17:14,776 I don't know what the little guy said. 257 00:17:14,778 --> 00:17:16,144 I didn't hear anything. 258 00:17:16,147 --> 00:17:18,547 What exactly is it you did in here? 259 00:17:18,550 --> 00:17:21,241 Look, the guy with the nice coat... he, um, went all random, 260 00:17:21,244 --> 00:17:24,979 started talking about a password or something. 261 00:17:24,981 --> 00:17:26,781 Password? 262 00:17:26,783 --> 00:17:28,983 You sure about that? 263 00:17:28,985 --> 00:17:32,487 I guess you didn't happen to hear what it was. 264 00:17:32,489 --> 00:17:35,223 Like I said, he just sort of whispered it, and then... 265 00:17:36,476 --> 00:17:39,278 Listen, I've been traumatized. Don't I get counseling or something? 266 00:17:39,281 --> 00:17:40,699 He didn't mention this password 267 00:17:40,702 --> 00:17:43,989 to anyone else, right... Just big guy? 268 00:17:43,992 --> 00:17:45,806 Like I told you... 269 00:17:45,809 --> 00:17:47,642 Lady, I got every kind of thing 270 00:17:47,645 --> 00:17:48,998 that can come out of a guy all over me. 271 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:52,874 Can I please get out of here? 272 00:17:52,876 --> 00:17:54,308 Hey... 273 00:18:00,717 --> 00:18:04,252 Hey! Make sure you keep him alive, 274 00:18:04,254 --> 00:18:06,187 or I promise you, it's your balls. 275 00:18:06,189 --> 00:18:09,357 Hey, what about me, huh? I've been violated! 276 00:18:09,359 --> 00:18:13,136 Take her home. No stops along the way. 277 00:18:13,139 --> 00:18:14,738 What do you want? 278 00:18:14,741 --> 00:18:17,831 Detective, ma'am, look, the guy's been shot. 279 00:18:17,834 --> 00:18:19,700 He's had a heart attack, maybe two heart attacks. 280 00:18:19,702 --> 00:18:22,370 - The chances he makes it... - He'll live. 281 00:18:22,372 --> 00:18:24,433 He always does. 282 00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:30,044 So many lights, so many people. 283 00:18:30,046 --> 00:18:31,913 I'll never find him. 284 00:18:31,915 --> 00:18:34,315 Yes, you will! Because you have to! 285 00:18:38,254 --> 00:18:40,588 Where is he? Where is he? 286 00:18:40,590 --> 00:18:42,456 Excuse me, can you help me? 287 00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:45,393 Of course not. He can't even see me. 288 00:18:45,395 --> 00:18:48,262 Jeez, I thought I was having a bad day. 289 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:53,901 Okay, you two look busy. 290 00:18:56,806 --> 00:18:59,473 Can you see me? 291 00:18:59,475 --> 00:19:01,742 Yerks! 292 00:19:01,744 --> 00:19:06,547 Whoa! There must be an easier way to order a drink! 293 00:19:06,549 --> 00:19:08,699 I think you're going the wrong way! 294 00:19:08,702 --> 00:19:10,168 Hey, watch it, pal! 295 00:19:14,776 --> 00:19:16,556 Whoa, looks like someone's got a lot 296 00:19:16,559 --> 00:19:19,493 of Christmas cards to deliver! 297 00:19:19,495 --> 00:19:21,929 He's close, Haley. I can feel it. 298 00:19:21,931 --> 00:19:24,563 Actually, I can smell it. 299 00:19:26,936 --> 00:19:28,436 He's got a vest! 300 00:19:28,438 --> 00:19:32,006 What the... 301 00:19:36,980 --> 00:19:39,513 Clear! Three, two, one! 302 00:19:39,515 --> 00:19:41,816 It's like cooking a steak! 303 00:19:41,818 --> 00:19:43,317 Give him another! 304 00:19:43,319 --> 00:19:46,636 Three, two, one! 305 00:19:46,639 --> 00:19:48,543 She said if we lose him, it's our balls. 306 00:19:48,546 --> 00:19:50,176 Do you think she meant that literally or like... 307 00:19:50,178 --> 00:19:51,658 Like a figure of speech or something? 308 00:19:51,661 --> 00:19:52,960 We're not gonna lose him! 309 00:19:52,962 --> 00:19:54,332 - Huh? - Pure adrenaline. 310 00:19:54,335 --> 00:19:57,932 I got to admit, I've always wanted to do this. 311 00:20:02,872 --> 00:20:06,707 Morphine! 20 migs stat! 312 00:20:06,709 --> 00:20:11,445 Whoo! 313 00:20:11,447 --> 00:20:16,717 Aaah! 314 00:20:16,719 --> 00:20:18,719 Oh, that's warm. 315 00:20:22,139 --> 00:20:25,006 Nitroglycerin! 316 00:20:25,009 --> 00:20:28,329 34 migs. Ah... 317 00:20:32,168 --> 00:20:34,335 Oh, yeah. 318 00:20:34,337 --> 00:20:36,003 That's it. 319 00:20:48,351 --> 00:20:52,086 Hey, mister! Come on, snap out of it! 320 00:20:57,093 --> 00:20:59,660 Whoa! You can see me! 321 00:20:59,662 --> 00:21:01,238 What the hell? 322 00:21:01,241 --> 00:21:03,397 Yeah, you ain't quite what I expected either. 323 00:21:03,399 --> 00:21:08,002 I guess we get what we get, and we don't get upset, right? 324 00:21:08,004 --> 00:21:10,988 Oh, boy. Well, here goes nothing. 325 00:21:10,991 --> 00:21:14,842 I'm Happy! 326 00:21:14,844 --> 00:21:16,544 ♪ The happy horse, horse, horse ♪ 327 00:21:16,546 --> 00:21:18,345 ♪ So full of fun, of course, of course ♪ 328 00:21:18,347 --> 00:21:20,614 ♪ It's plain to see it's fun to be Happy ♪ 329 00:21:21,624 --> 00:21:23,046 ♪ The happy horse, horse, horse ♪ 330 00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:24,756 ♪ So full of love, of course, of course ♪ 331 00:21:24,759 --> 00:21:28,021 ♪ It's time to be carefree, so come with me, Happy! ♪ 332 00:21:29,625 --> 00:21:31,785 Here it comes! 333 00:21:31,788 --> 00:21:34,228 Here comes the fun! Are you ready? 334 00:21:34,230 --> 00:21:36,597 - I'm ready! - Here it comes! 335 00:21:36,599 --> 00:21:38,090 ♪ Clippety-clop, flippety-flop ♪ 336 00:21:38,093 --> 00:21:39,500 ♪ We got no time to mope and mop ♪ 337 00:21:39,502 --> 00:21:41,066 ♪ Let's ride the magic rainbow ♪ 338 00:21:41,069 --> 00:21:42,870 ♪ Right to the tippy, tippy, tippy, tippy... ♪ 339 00:21:42,872 --> 00:21:44,371 Stop! 340 00:21:44,373 --> 00:21:47,208 I'm hallucinating. Nitro. 341 00:21:47,210 --> 00:21:49,710 Go away. Ah... 342 00:21:49,712 --> 00:21:52,079 But... but I-I got stuff to tell you! 343 00:21:52,081 --> 00:21:53,391 Mucho important stuff! 344 00:21:53,394 --> 00:21:54,982 Shh. 345 00:21:54,984 --> 00:21:56,751 I don't talk to pink elephants. 346 00:21:56,753 --> 00:21:59,574 What, are you color blind? I ain't pink, pal. 347 00:21:59,577 --> 00:22:02,456 And elephants have trunks! Do you see any luggage? 348 00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,413 Kill this thing any way you can. 349 00:22:05,416 --> 00:22:07,495 - They can't see me. - What... I... 350 00:22:07,497 --> 00:22:08,996 Only you can see me. 351 00:22:08,999 --> 00:22:10,664 - Ah... - Aah! 352 00:22:10,666 --> 00:22:14,567 - Aah. - Ah... 353 00:22:14,570 --> 00:22:19,006 Look, asshole, I'm gonna take a nap now. 354 00:22:19,008 --> 00:22:21,442 When I wake up, I want you to... 355 00:22:21,444 --> 00:22:25,488 No, no, don't go. Not yet! Haley needs us! 356 00:22:32,188 --> 00:22:34,688 Well, usually you're a great source 357 00:22:34,690 --> 00:22:36,690 of information, but this time 358 00:22:36,692 --> 00:22:38,692 I'm afraid you're mistaken. 359 00:22:38,694 --> 00:22:41,495 My favorite nephew, he's currently en route from Italy. 360 00:22:41,497 --> 00:22:43,631 Maybe he was yesterday. 361 00:22:43,633 --> 00:22:45,699 Right now he's in the county morgue. 362 00:22:45,701 --> 00:22:49,470 And Nick Sax has got his fat, grubby fingers 363 00:22:49,472 --> 00:22:51,338 on my password. 364 00:22:51,340 --> 00:22:54,809 Meredith! Your father's on the TV again! 365 00:22:54,811 --> 00:22:56,941 That evil bastard is so handsome. 366 00:22:56,944 --> 00:22:59,337 You know, I can tell you're real broken up 367 00:22:59,340 --> 00:23:01,949 about losing four nephews in one night, Blue. 368 00:23:01,951 --> 00:23:04,251 Maybe I should give you a little time to process. 369 00:23:04,253 --> 00:23:07,988 How very compassionate of you, Detective McCarthy... 370 00:23:07,990 --> 00:23:10,791 and during the holiday season. 371 00:23:12,328 --> 00:23:14,161 Gerry. 372 00:23:14,163 --> 00:23:16,730 Gerry, pay attention to Whiskers, please. 373 00:23:18,267 --> 00:23:19,582 Scratch him. 374 00:23:19,585 --> 00:23:22,203 It's the antlers, dear. He hates them. 375 00:23:26,542 --> 00:23:28,709 Sax should be at General. 376 00:23:28,711 --> 00:23:31,612 I will be there when he wakes up and have a little chat. 377 00:23:31,614 --> 00:23:35,449 And I hope that conversation goes very, very well. 378 00:23:35,451 --> 00:23:40,254 The thought that that swollen troglodyte might actually die 379 00:23:40,256 --> 00:23:42,121 before I get what I need out of him... 380 00:23:42,124 --> 00:23:43,958 Well, I'm sure you understand. 381 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:47,862 It won't be you that I come to vent my spleen on. 382 00:23:47,864 --> 00:23:51,605 How is your ma? Silly, fragile old thing. 383 00:23:51,608 --> 00:23:53,642 She been taking her medication? 384 00:23:53,645 --> 00:23:57,037 My daughter doesn't care. She doesn't give a damn about... 385 00:23:57,039 --> 00:23:58,606 She... 386 00:24:00,009 --> 00:24:02,409 Meredith? 387 00:24:02,411 --> 00:24:04,445 - Meredith? - He'll talk. 388 00:24:04,447 --> 00:24:07,681 There's something you're not telling me, Blue. 389 00:24:07,683 --> 00:24:09,383 I mean, first, the old Don dies 390 00:24:09,385 --> 00:24:10,718 on the other side of the world. 391 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:11,746 Then 24 hours later, 392 00:24:11,749 --> 00:24:13,987 there's four dead Scaramuccis in Brooklyn. 393 00:24:13,990 --> 00:24:15,261 What's going on out there? 394 00:24:15,264 --> 00:24:19,059 Tell your ma I said she has to start taking her pills. 395 00:24:19,061 --> 00:24:21,061 I can see where you get your stubborn streak. 396 00:24:28,537 --> 00:24:30,237 Gerry, little angel. 397 00:24:30,239 --> 00:24:31,705 Yes, Papa? 398 00:24:31,707 --> 00:24:33,285 I don't want to tell you again. 399 00:24:33,288 --> 00:24:35,221 If Whiskers won't stop scratching, 400 00:24:35,224 --> 00:24:38,212 I'm gonna have to put him on the fire. 401 00:24:38,214 --> 00:24:41,048 And that'll be four dogs we've gone through in one year... 402 00:24:41,050 --> 00:24:45,321 Socks, J. Edgar Woofer, Professor Buttons, 403 00:24:45,324 --> 00:24:48,455 and now... and now Whiskers. 404 00:24:48,457 --> 00:24:51,425 So, please, little... 405 00:24:54,230 --> 00:24:58,465 Smoothie. Happy holidays. 406 00:25:00,236 --> 00:25:03,737 And a happy holidays to you, Mr. Blue. 407 00:25:06,108 --> 00:25:11,111 39 inches, 47 pounds, blood type O negative. 408 00:25:11,113 --> 00:25:13,047 This backpack she had on... What color was it? 409 00:25:13,049 --> 00:25:14,515 I told you. Pink. 410 00:25:14,517 --> 00:25:16,116 Pink, right, right. 411 00:25:16,118 --> 00:25:18,385 Would you say, like, Pepto or more of a pastel? 412 00:25:18,387 --> 00:25:21,655 It was pink. Pink pink, with Wishees all over it. 413 00:25:21,657 --> 00:25:26,327 Wishees. Kids love that shit, don't they? 414 00:25:26,329 --> 00:25:29,596 I printed her myself two years ago. 415 00:25:29,598 --> 00:25:32,027 Printed her? And the father? 416 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:33,721 It's just me and my daughter. 417 00:25:33,724 --> 00:25:35,050 Got everything we need 418 00:25:35,053 --> 00:25:36,502 to start the investigation on Ashley. 419 00:25:36,504 --> 00:25:39,239 Haley! 420 00:25:39,241 --> 00:25:42,776 Haley Hansen. 421 00:25:42,778 --> 00:25:44,933 I want to speak to Captain Rollins. 422 00:25:44,936 --> 00:25:46,469 Rollins? 423 00:25:46,472 --> 00:25:50,783 And if he's not here, Burns. Tell him it's Amanda Hansen. 424 00:25:50,786 --> 00:25:54,455 Listen, I know this is tough. 425 00:25:54,457 --> 00:25:56,690 But we're on it. 426 00:25:56,692 --> 00:25:59,860 Go home. Get some sleep if you can. 427 00:25:59,862 --> 00:26:02,463 And I have someone you can talk to in the morning. 428 00:26:25,187 --> 00:26:28,355 I died. 429 00:26:28,357 --> 00:26:29,722 I did it. 430 00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:34,328 I really did it. 431 00:26:34,330 --> 00:26:35,829 And I'm in hell. 432 00:26:35,831 --> 00:26:38,499 Not one wish, not two wishes, but three... 433 00:26:38,501 --> 00:26:40,621 You should be so lucky. 434 00:26:42,638 --> 00:26:45,539 - Oh, I bet that feels good, huh? - Eh, nothing. 435 00:26:45,541 --> 00:26:47,674 Massive cardiac arrest. 436 00:26:47,676 --> 00:26:50,444 Point-blank bullet impact, upper torso. 437 00:26:50,446 --> 00:26:52,880 I've had hangovers worse than this. 438 00:26:57,186 --> 00:26:59,553 - I'm an invalid. - What? 439 00:26:59,555 --> 00:27:02,623 I'm an invalid. Open up a window. 440 00:27:02,625 --> 00:27:04,825 Window! 441 00:27:04,827 --> 00:27:06,593 It's against the law to smoke in a hospital. 442 00:27:06,595 --> 00:27:07,961 You know that, don't you? 443 00:27:07,963 --> 00:27:10,931 Get it in gear. Open up a window, will you? 444 00:27:12,068 --> 00:27:14,543 Not that window. No, no, no! No, no, no! 445 00:27:14,546 --> 00:27:16,379 Close! Close it! 446 00:27:16,382 --> 00:27:18,313 Lucky for me, she opened that window. 447 00:27:18,316 --> 00:27:22,042 I was about to turn into a blueberry horse-sicle! 448 00:27:22,044 --> 00:27:23,829 Excuse me. 449 00:27:23,832 --> 00:27:25,546 I'm pretty sure I told you to fuck off. 450 00:27:25,548 --> 00:27:27,383 Oh, you did... a few times. 451 00:27:27,386 --> 00:27:29,074 Not you. 452 00:27:31,587 --> 00:27:33,220 TV's off, Nick. 453 00:27:33,222 --> 00:27:35,456 Yeah, I know. 454 00:27:35,458 --> 00:27:38,225 Meredith... 455 00:27:38,227 --> 00:27:39,726 what are you here for? 456 00:27:42,965 --> 00:27:45,852 Nick Sax. 457 00:27:45,855 --> 00:27:48,335 Hard to believe this piece of shit in front of me 458 00:27:48,337 --> 00:27:50,838 used to be the best detective in the whole department. 459 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:53,740 Yeah, well, I was a real hero. 460 00:27:53,742 --> 00:27:55,511 You were mine. 461 00:27:57,813 --> 00:27:59,780 Wife of yours was smart to get out when she did. 462 00:27:59,782 --> 00:28:01,415 Come on, you didn't come here to go there. Don't go there. 463 00:28:01,417 --> 00:28:03,150 Boy, she's a regular Good Time Pam. 464 00:28:03,152 --> 00:28:05,379 Shut up! 465 00:28:07,256 --> 00:28:09,656 There's something wrong with you. 466 00:28:09,658 --> 00:28:11,894 You have no idea. 467 00:28:11,897 --> 00:28:14,128 Why couldn't you have just left me out in the street? 468 00:28:14,130 --> 00:28:16,199 Why do you think you're here? 469 00:28:16,202 --> 00:28:19,003 - Here? - Huh? 470 00:28:19,006 --> 00:28:22,336 Yeah, General. 471 00:28:22,338 --> 00:28:25,606 Some pension. Get shot just going about your business, 472 00:28:25,608 --> 00:28:28,175 and the best thing they can do is a Mob hospital. 473 00:28:28,177 --> 00:28:31,678 Think I still got some of your business on my shoe. 474 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:34,381 You know, I know what Disco Mikey told you. 475 00:28:34,383 --> 00:28:35,433 You're in deep shit. 476 00:28:35,436 --> 00:28:38,290 You're in deep Bandini, Nick. That means a bad word. 477 00:28:38,293 --> 00:28:41,261 I have no idea what you're talking about. 478 00:28:41,264 --> 00:28:44,291 Mikey gave you a password meant for Blue. 479 00:28:44,293 --> 00:28:47,628 Dumb kid ran into you before he had a chance to deliver it. 480 00:28:47,630 --> 00:28:50,697 I think you know what they'll do to get it out of you. 481 00:28:50,699 --> 00:28:52,666 Unless you tell me first. 482 00:28:52,668 --> 00:28:54,368 Orderly with wheelchair to second floor... 483 00:28:54,370 --> 00:28:55,402 Password? 484 00:28:55,404 --> 00:28:57,832 Oh! Oh I know! Open sesame! 485 00:28:57,835 --> 00:29:00,205 Seriously? 486 00:29:00,208 --> 00:29:03,261 - Listen to me. - Go. 487 00:29:03,264 --> 00:29:06,279 I think Blue hired you to kill his nephews. 488 00:29:06,282 --> 00:29:08,649 Mikey just ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time. 489 00:29:08,651 --> 00:29:11,816 I think there is a goddamn underworld civil war brewing, 490 00:29:11,819 --> 00:29:13,320 and you've managed to land your sorry ass 491 00:29:13,322 --> 00:29:14,386 right in the middle of it. 492 00:29:14,389 --> 00:29:15,788 I think I can still get you out, 493 00:29:15,791 --> 00:29:18,691 but you have to tell me what you know. 494 00:29:21,564 --> 00:29:25,032 What I know? 495 00:29:25,034 --> 00:29:27,367 People suck, I don't pay my income tax, 496 00:29:27,369 --> 00:29:29,369 and I no longer feel dirty when I touch myself, 497 00:29:29,371 --> 00:29:31,104 but beyond that, it just seems pretty clear 498 00:29:31,106 --> 00:29:32,739 that whoever knows this alleged password 499 00:29:32,741 --> 00:29:35,576 is as good as dead or worse. 500 00:29:35,578 --> 00:29:38,679 That's about it. 501 00:29:38,681 --> 00:29:41,248 Oh, Meredith, you're such a pain in the ass. 502 00:29:41,250 --> 00:29:43,116 Ah, look, you deserve better than that. 503 00:29:43,118 --> 00:29:44,718 Thanks for coming. I appreciate that. 504 00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:47,287 And I will tell you this... 505 00:29:47,289 --> 00:29:50,257 get the hell out of here. 506 00:29:50,259 --> 00:29:52,259 - "Comprendo"? - It's сomprende. 507 00:29:52,261 --> 00:29:54,428 - It's Spanish. - I know it's Spanish! 508 00:29:56,932 --> 00:29:58,799 Nurse Peduto to outpatient... 509 00:29:58,801 --> 00:30:00,734 All right, then. 510 00:30:02,938 --> 00:30:04,638 It is what it is. 511 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:06,807 It sure ain't what it ain't! 512 00:30:06,809 --> 00:30:09,476 Oh, about time she left. What a charmer. 513 00:30:09,478 --> 00:30:11,378 Look, I don't want to speak out of school, Nick, 514 00:30:11,380 --> 00:30:13,780 but I think she might have a thing for you! 515 00:30:15,351 --> 00:30:18,285 Wait a minute, were you two... 516 00:30:20,055 --> 00:30:21,597 Oh, I'm gonna lose my lunch. 517 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:24,134 It's the oxycodone. 518 00:30:24,137 --> 00:30:26,899 Pull it together, Sax. 519 00:30:26,902 --> 00:30:28,962 You're hallucinating. That's bad. 520 00:30:28,964 --> 00:30:32,065 It's some kind of reaction. 521 00:30:32,067 --> 00:30:33,746 Who are you talking to, Nick? 522 00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:36,303 You know, I used to know a guy who would talk to himself, 523 00:30:36,305 --> 00:30:38,472 and he ended up in a funny farm. 524 00:30:38,474 --> 00:30:40,027 He's like cuckoo, you know? 525 00:30:40,030 --> 00:30:43,649 Cuckoo! 526 00:30:43,652 --> 00:30:46,013 So... you're some kind of manifestation 527 00:30:46,015 --> 00:30:47,614 of my subconscious, right? 528 00:30:47,616 --> 00:30:50,832 Yeah, you lost me at "so..." 529 00:30:50,835 --> 00:30:52,986 Something about a submarine sandwich? 530 00:30:56,125 --> 00:30:58,659 Breathe, breathe. 531 00:30:58,661 --> 00:31:00,183 Okay, breathe. 532 00:31:00,186 --> 00:31:04,105 Five, four, three, two... 533 00:31:04,108 --> 00:31:05,708 one. 534 00:31:07,936 --> 00:31:10,316 This is no time for hide-and-seek, Nick... 535 00:31:10,319 --> 00:31:11,552 Even though I love it. 536 00:31:11,555 --> 00:31:14,141 Besides, peeking is cheating. 537 00:31:14,143 --> 00:31:16,977 - You're not real. - Of course not. 538 00:31:16,979 --> 00:31:19,112 I'm an imaginary friend. 539 00:31:19,114 --> 00:31:21,782 My imagination is very limited. 540 00:31:21,784 --> 00:31:24,685 It usually involves inflicting pain in ways 541 00:31:24,687 --> 00:31:26,720 that may not have occurred to most. 542 00:31:26,722 --> 00:31:29,690 You're funny, Nick. 543 00:31:29,692 --> 00:31:31,692 But I ain't your imaginary friend. 544 00:31:31,694 --> 00:31:32,859 I don't even want to think 545 00:31:32,862 --> 00:31:34,222 about what that would look like. 546 00:31:34,225 --> 00:31:36,530 I'm Haley's imaginary friend! 547 00:31:36,532 --> 00:31:38,865 - Right. - Haley's a little girl, Nick. 548 00:31:38,867 --> 00:31:41,629 The sweetest, most adorable little girl in the whole world, 549 00:31:41,632 --> 00:31:43,316 but... but she's in real bad trouble, 550 00:31:43,319 --> 00:31:46,539 and you're the only one that can help me save her! 551 00:32:10,032 --> 00:32:12,666 No exit this way, Nick. 552 00:32:17,239 --> 00:32:19,940 Jesus, that was a bad one. Damn pills are gonna kill me. 553 00:32:28,350 --> 00:32:30,183 All right. We got company, Nick. 554 00:32:30,185 --> 00:32:32,722 - And he's back! - Some real creepazoids! 555 00:32:32,725 --> 00:32:34,052 Hey, if you want to be useful, 556 00:32:34,055 --> 00:32:35,656 why don't you tell me how many I'm dealing with? 557 00:32:35,658 --> 00:32:40,050 Okay, it's one, two, three, four, uh, five. 558 00:32:40,053 --> 00:32:42,954 - Are you sure about that? - Uh-huh. 559 00:32:42,957 --> 00:32:46,166 So five. I've done five. I can do five. 560 00:32:52,932 --> 00:32:55,533 Here they come, here they come, here they come! 561 00:32:59,027 --> 00:33:00,198 Uh-oh. 562 00:33:14,349 --> 00:33:15,748 Ticktock, time to rock. 563 00:33:19,821 --> 00:33:23,222 Oh, that's not gonna do. 564 00:33:23,224 --> 00:33:25,658 Hey! Hey! Hey! 565 00:33:25,660 --> 00:33:28,494 Hold on. 566 00:33:31,933 --> 00:33:33,599 That's better. 567 00:33:33,601 --> 00:33:35,030 Whoo. 568 00:33:35,033 --> 00:33:37,644 - Some help you turned out to be. - No offense, buddy, 569 00:33:37,647 --> 00:33:39,337 but I don't see how we're gonna save Haley 570 00:33:39,340 --> 00:33:41,246 if you keep fainting at the first sign of trouble! 571 00:33:41,248 --> 00:33:43,209 - Why are you whispering? - Tut tut. 572 00:33:43,212 --> 00:33:44,131 Okay. 573 00:33:44,134 --> 00:33:46,034 Drug-induced dementia is a luxury 574 00:33:46,037 --> 00:33:48,436 that you will no longer get to enjoy. 575 00:33:48,439 --> 00:33:53,069 I am going to need your complete focus and attention. 576 00:33:55,222 --> 00:33:56,788 Smoothie? 577 00:33:56,791 --> 00:33:59,425 Clearly, my reputation precedes me. 578 00:33:59,427 --> 00:34:01,260 Well, I heard you like to get pee-peed on, 579 00:34:01,262 --> 00:34:02,561 if that's what you mean. 580 00:34:02,564 --> 00:34:04,605 Thanks for the cosign. 581 00:34:04,608 --> 00:34:06,359 Hey, there's nothing wrong with it, no shame. 582 00:34:06,361 --> 00:34:08,240 I hear a lot of people are into that thing. 583 00:34:08,243 --> 00:34:11,412 Aah! Scat video! 584 00:34:11,415 --> 00:34:13,608 I beg your pardon? 585 00:34:13,611 --> 00:34:15,808 Nothing? What? 586 00:34:15,810 --> 00:34:18,077 Look, asshole, let's get this over with. 587 00:34:18,079 --> 00:34:19,584 You want Disco Mikey's password. 588 00:34:19,587 --> 00:34:21,646 Oh, I'll get that. Believe me. 589 00:34:21,649 --> 00:34:22,678 Yeah, of course you will. 590 00:34:22,681 --> 00:34:24,819 I'm a tough nut, but you'll crack it, all right. 591 00:34:24,822 --> 00:34:26,252 Why don't we just cut out the middleman 592 00:34:26,254 --> 00:34:27,453 and just get down to it, huh? 593 00:34:27,455 --> 00:34:28,616 I'll spill the beans. 594 00:34:28,619 --> 00:34:30,489 I got no illusions that it'll buy me a quick death, 595 00:34:30,491 --> 00:34:31,850 but I mean, what the hell? 596 00:34:31,853 --> 00:34:34,069 We all got places to go, people to meet. 597 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,972 I couldn't have put it better myself. 598 00:34:35,975 --> 00:34:39,264 Yeah, so the kid is sitting there, lying in my arms... 599 00:34:39,267 --> 00:34:41,936 sour smell of homemade lasagna on his breath 600 00:34:41,939 --> 00:34:44,303 as he presses his cold, clammy lips to my ear, 601 00:34:44,306 --> 00:34:46,273 and he... 602 00:34:46,276 --> 00:34:48,717 He whispers it to me... 603 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:51,485 right before he croaks. 604 00:34:51,488 --> 00:34:54,456 I'll never forget the words he utters. 605 00:34:54,459 --> 00:34:56,792 He says... 606 00:34:56,795 --> 00:34:58,729 "Tinkle, tinkle." 607 00:35:06,501 --> 00:35:10,737 Oh, I am going to get the words. 608 00:35:10,740 --> 00:35:12,940 Believe me. 609 00:35:12,943 --> 00:35:17,678 But I am going to take my time. 610 00:35:17,681 --> 00:35:19,881 I'm going to set an example with you. 611 00:35:19,884 --> 00:35:21,984 Do you want to know why? Not really. 612 00:35:21,987 --> 00:35:26,723 Because I am a professional. 613 00:35:26,726 --> 00:35:29,027 I take pride in my work. 614 00:35:29,030 --> 00:35:31,317 I approach my assignments 615 00:35:31,319 --> 00:35:34,120 with precision, discipline, 616 00:35:34,122 --> 00:35:36,889 and respect for my employers. 617 00:35:36,891 --> 00:35:40,493 You see, Sax, your reputation precedes you as well. 618 00:35:40,495 --> 00:35:41,694 Mm? 619 00:35:41,696 --> 00:35:44,741 You seem to look at each new job 620 00:35:44,744 --> 00:35:47,478 as an opportunity to fulfill 621 00:35:47,481 --> 00:35:52,384 some half-acknowledged death wish. 622 00:35:52,387 --> 00:35:56,222 You just don't get it, do you, Smoothie? 623 00:35:56,225 --> 00:36:00,561 My life is an ever-swirling toilet that just won't flush. 624 00:36:01,883 --> 00:36:04,216 I don't think I can die. 625 00:36:06,354 --> 00:36:07,953 We'll see. 626 00:36:09,056 --> 00:36:11,090 Music, please. 627 00:36:13,427 --> 00:36:15,483 Wow. Was that as creepy as I felt? 628 00:36:15,486 --> 00:36:17,686 Creepy, right? 629 00:36:19,025 --> 00:36:22,200 I am going to remove your penis 630 00:36:22,203 --> 00:36:24,428 in thin slices... 631 00:36:24,431 --> 00:36:26,231 like salami... 632 00:36:26,234 --> 00:36:29,340 just for starters. 633 00:36:29,343 --> 00:36:32,011 That's gonna take you a long time... 634 00:36:32,013 --> 00:36:34,046 if you know what I mean. 635 00:36:34,048 --> 00:36:35,948 He knows what I mean. 636 00:36:42,390 --> 00:36:44,323 Oh, I don't think I can watch. 637 00:36:44,325 --> 00:36:45,941 Come on, Nick, do something! 638 00:36:45,944 --> 00:36:47,793 Well, you know, after a while, 639 00:36:47,795 --> 00:36:49,461 it just gets harder and harder 640 00:36:49,463 --> 00:36:51,405 to find a reason to keep on going. 641 00:36:51,408 --> 00:36:53,920 There's two kinds of people in this godforsaken world, 642 00:36:53,923 --> 00:36:55,890 you worthless little maggot! 643 00:36:55,893 --> 00:36:57,359 Which kind do you want to be... 644 00:36:57,362 --> 00:37:00,430 A good apple or a road apple? 645 00:37:02,510 --> 00:37:05,244 Oops! I pooped. 646 00:37:05,246 --> 00:37:08,247 Oh, for Christ sakes. 647 00:37:49,924 --> 00:37:52,491 Yeah, okay, well, I think you made your point. 648 00:37:52,493 --> 00:37:54,894 So can we go back to saving Haley? 649 00:37:54,896 --> 00:37:56,862 Oh, is he going to be okay? 650 00:37:58,876 --> 00:38:01,443 No, he is not gonna be okay. 651 00:38:24,659 --> 00:38:26,725 Hey, there. 652 00:38:26,727 --> 00:38:28,994 Didn't see you. 653 00:38:34,368 --> 00:38:36,506 Uh-huh. 654 00:38:36,509 --> 00:38:38,100 Oh, come on. 655 00:38:38,103 --> 00:38:41,505 Ah. Oh, yeah, papi. 656 00:38:41,508 --> 00:38:43,662 You like that? 657 00:38:59,961 --> 00:39:01,794 Ahh. 658 00:39:10,771 --> 00:39:12,604 I can explain. 659 00:39:12,606 --> 00:39:15,774 No, shoot to wound, man. Blue wants him alive. 660 00:39:15,776 --> 00:39:19,611 Well, that's interesting. 661 00:39:19,613 --> 00:39:22,548 We'll tango later there, angry eyes. 662 00:39:22,550 --> 00:39:23,716 Gentlemen. 663 00:39:27,021 --> 00:39:28,266 Let's go this way! 664 00:39:28,269 --> 00:39:30,703 - Get him! - No, let's not go that way. 665 00:39:30,706 --> 00:39:32,973 Back off, or the horse gets it! 666 00:39:37,114 --> 00:39:38,646 On to the stairway! 667 00:39:38,649 --> 00:39:39,932 Follow me! 668 00:39:41,935 --> 00:39:43,835 Hold it! 669 00:39:54,382 --> 00:39:57,583 I'm actually really good at this. 670 00:39:57,585 --> 00:40:00,419 Nice jacket. 671 00:40:12,208 --> 00:40:13,999 I'm Dr.... 672 00:40:14,001 --> 00:40:17,169 And I need some... 673 00:40:17,171 --> 00:40:19,605 Rough day. What are you staring at? 674 00:40:19,607 --> 00:40:21,673 Tough tonsillectomy! 675 00:40:21,675 --> 00:40:23,609 Kid'll pull through, though. I need coffee. 676 00:40:31,786 --> 00:40:32,918 Ahh. 677 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,020 Better? 678 00:40:35,022 --> 00:40:36,196 Actually, yeah. 679 00:40:36,199 --> 00:40:38,155 Then let's go save Haley! Come on! 680 00:40:39,326 --> 00:40:40,532 Physical therapy, fifth floor! 681 00:40:40,535 --> 00:40:43,428 Get out of the way! 682 00:40:57,545 --> 00:40:59,579 Yerks! More bad guys coming, Nick! 683 00:40:59,582 --> 00:41:01,882 I need less bad guys and more good news out of you. 684 00:41:01,885 --> 00:41:04,382 We're in a family-sized jar of pickles, Nick. 685 00:41:04,385 --> 00:41:06,552 I have no idea what that means. 686 00:41:10,524 --> 00:41:13,000 What the heck, Nick? There's no elevator! 687 00:41:13,003 --> 00:41:15,993 And you can't fly! Can you? 688 00:41:15,996 --> 00:41:17,805 Third floor. 689 00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:19,935 Oh, yeah. You got the loco eyes, buddy. 690 00:41:19,938 --> 00:41:21,866 You know what? You can't help me save Haley 691 00:41:21,869 --> 00:41:23,094 if you're dead-zaroni! 692 00:41:23,097 --> 00:41:26,337 Yeah, and about this Haley you keep yammering on about... 693 00:41:26,340 --> 00:41:29,633 to hell with her, and while you're at it, to hell with you. 694 00:41:31,652 --> 00:41:33,886 Come on, don't do that. 695 00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:38,526 How'd you know there were five? 696 00:41:42,056 --> 00:41:43,133 Huh? 697 00:41:43,136 --> 00:41:46,657 Back in my room. The creepazoids coming for me. 698 00:41:46,660 --> 00:41:50,028 You're a manifestation, but... 699 00:41:50,030 --> 00:41:52,431 How'd you know there were five? 700 00:41:52,433 --> 00:41:55,067 Yerk! 701 00:42:04,589 --> 00:42:08,196 Whoo-hoo! Are we the best team or what? 702 00:42:08,199 --> 00:42:09,847 Ha ha! 703 00:42:09,850 --> 00:42:12,751 Oh, hey, Merry. 704 00:42:12,753 --> 00:42:16,188 - Nick. - Yerks! 705 00:42:16,190 --> 00:42:18,557 Can I borrow your car? 706 00:42:18,559 --> 00:42:22,161 Son of a bitch. 707 00:42:29,027 --> 00:42:30,961 Go! 708 00:42:30,964 --> 00:42:32,970 Where we going, Nick, huh? Where we going, huh? 709 00:42:32,973 --> 00:42:34,973 We? We ain't going nowhere. 710 00:42:34,975 --> 00:42:37,040 You heard that nice lady back there. 711 00:42:37,043 --> 00:42:39,461 I signed my own death warrant when I iced Disco Mikey. 712 00:42:39,464 --> 00:42:41,298 Every scumbag in the city will be looking for me 713 00:42:41,300 --> 00:42:42,274 if they're not already. 714 00:42:42,277 --> 00:42:44,688 - Eh, I mean, yeah, but... - Yeah, but nothing. 715 00:42:44,691 --> 00:42:46,491 I'm getting the hell out of Dodge. 716 00:42:48,347 --> 00:42:51,056 Quit your tap dancing. You're ruining the dashboard. 717 00:42:51,058 --> 00:42:52,858 I didn't want to tell you, Nick. 718 00:42:52,860 --> 00:42:54,094 So then don't. 719 00:42:54,097 --> 00:42:55,764 I was afraid of scaring you away. 720 00:42:55,767 --> 00:42:57,233 After all, you left her once before. 721 00:42:59,706 --> 00:43:01,800 Maybe you just don't want to be a daddy. 722 00:43:01,802 --> 00:43:03,813 What are you yammering on about? 723 00:43:03,816 --> 00:43:05,582 Why do you think I picked you, Nick? 724 00:43:05,585 --> 00:43:07,338 I don't know. Lucky, I guess. 725 00:43:07,341 --> 00:43:09,110 You can say that again. 726 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,875 Nick, Haley is your daughter. 727 00:43:27,468 --> 00:43:32,102 ♪ Toy land, toy land ♪ 728 00:43:32,105 --> 00:43:35,806 ♪ Little girl and boy land ♪ 729 00:43:37,712 --> 00:43:41,647 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 730 00:43:41,650 --> 00:43:44,752 Happy? Happy? 51708

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