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Yudi...
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You know...
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No!
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Yudi, I love you.
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Oh!
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I love you.
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Huh..?
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Done?
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I said "I love you". What do you have to say?
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Cool..?
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Baby, wait. Sweety!
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Come on...
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Please don't complicate the situation...
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I'm complicating the situation?!
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Where is this relationship heading, Yudi?
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Why does it have to head anywhere?
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I mean... wherever it is, it is fine!
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No?
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But...I thought you love me.
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I do love... your vibes...
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Your... face...
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Your... energy...
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I'm not getting it now, but a whole lot of things about you!
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I do.
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Yudi, why do you always run from love?
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I know you feel something inside.
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I... I just know there's more depth to you.
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Actually, that's not true.
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What you see is what it is!
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There's no depth and stuff to me... maybe.
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I don't think so.
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Sorry!
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Idiot.
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We can still be friends...
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All men are dogs. It's true.
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And, there are two types of dogs.
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One, the pet dog,
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Which lives and dies, eating home food and riding in the backseat of the car!
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Two, the stray dog,
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Which has no home or address,
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eats what it wants, sleeps where it likes..
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The whole city is its home!
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But the problem is, we spend half our lives...
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... figuring out which type we are!
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Yudi...
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You know...
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I love you.
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Umm...
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Jerk!
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Okay, fine. Me too.
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Me too! - "Me too" what?
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Me too...
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Okay, fine. Just go.
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I don't have a problem with "I Love You".
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It's with the baggage that comes with it!
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99% of stories end at "I Love You".
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Do you know why?
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It's the beginning of the end!
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It destroys everything.
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It all goes to crab.
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Love looks nice only in movies.
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The edit out the extra parts.
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And only show comedy, romance, songs.
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The hero kisses the heroine.
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And what happens next?
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Happy Ending?
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Hey?
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Is that you?
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"You're the beauty, I'm an idiot."
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"You're the beauty, I'm an idiot."
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"You're the weather, I'm the month."
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"You're the beauty, I'm an idiot."
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"You're the beauty, I'm an idiot."
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"You're the beauty, I'm an idiot."
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"You're the weather, I'm the month."
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"You're the beauty, I'm an idiot."
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"Everywhere I look..."
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"I see a gem at every corner."
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"But never stay with one.."
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"You're such a Casanova idiot."
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"I am not as bad as you think...if only you knew."
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"You're the beauty, I'm an idiot."
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"You're the beauty, I'm an idiot."
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"You're the weather, I'm the month."
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"You're the beauty, I'm an idiot."
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"Philandering... deceits... are your traits."
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"And the girls know it."
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"Don't you know... Don't you know.."
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"But still...confusing the heart..."
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"Is their nature... I know it too."
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"Don't you know... Don't you know.."
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"You're the acceptance, I'm denial."
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"You're the acceptance, I'm denial."
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"You're the beauty, I'm an idiot."
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"You're the beauty, I'm an idiot."
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"The closeness... the mischief's... your heart cooks up."
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I love you. "Can never happen."
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"Don't you know... Don't you know.."
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"If I say something...to praise you.."
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"Your heart...will definitely melt."
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"Don't you know... Don't you know.."
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"You're the beauty, I'm an idiot."
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"You're the beauty, I'm an idiot."
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"You're the weather, I'm the month."
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"You're the beauty, I'm an idiot."
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"Everywhere I look..."
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"I see a gem at every corner."
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"But you never stay with one.."
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"You're such a Casanova idiot."
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"I am not as bad as you think... if only you knew."
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"You're the beauty, I'm an idiot."
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"You're the beauty, I'm an idiot."
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"You're the weather, I'm the month."
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"You're the beauty, I'm an idiot."
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Is there a happy ending in life?
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If there's one, then when does it happen?
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After love? After marriage? After children?
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After divorce?
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After death?
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Is death a happy ending at all?!
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Actually, there no happy endings in life!
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There no happy endings in life!
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... we'll down two Yeager bombs each..
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... then order an entire pitcher and settle down.
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Next we go to Edison.
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Bucket of Chicken ...and we start the real drinking...
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Then you'll vomit your guts out...
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... and I'll deliver your body to your home and apologise to your wife...
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Correct?
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Don't kill my buzz, brah!
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I rarely get a chance to get out!
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Did you get permission from Gauri?
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The application is in process.
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Montu, what's taking so long in there?!
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Baby, I've a bit of a problem today...
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Montu, don't lie. You're on the phone, aren't you?
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Come, look for yourself!
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What look for yourself?! Come out fast. You are in there since an hour.
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Listen... we'll discuss the rest when we meet.
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Hold on, Montu, I am getting another call.
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Oh!
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It's Vishakha!
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Why is Vishakha calling you? I thought you two broke up?
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Well..
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Yudi... cutie... I love you.
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Oh!
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Cutie...
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Oh, you don't have to say anything.
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I know you love me too.
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I can see deep inside you, baby!
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So she doesn't know you've broken up with her?!
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She thinks you're still together!
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You're gonna die trying to run away from her!
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Montu, will you come out or should I come in?!
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Okay, don't-kill-my-plan-don't-be-late.
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Okay, bye.
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Hi, Yudi... Cutie!
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Hey, Vishakha.
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Where are you?
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I'm... at home...
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Perfect! I am coming.
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Why?!
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To meet you!
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Vishakha, I have an important meeting today.
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This is not a good time for me. Can we meet tomorrow?
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Wait for five minutes. - Five minutes?
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I am almost there!
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Cutiepie.
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Hello. - Hi.
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I am leaving now, I am very late.
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Call me later.
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I've reached! - I've left!
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But your car's still here. - I am taking my cycle.
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What? You're riding a cycle to your meeting?
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What kind of a meeting is this?
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Hold on for a sec, please.
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Yudi...
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Hey, kid...
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Baby, I need to ask your permission ten times to go out once!
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I think you love Yudi more than me.
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Baby, please don't start that again.
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Why don't you go out with your friends too?
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I don't have any friends.
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Then... that's not my fault, is it?
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No. You go... party hard...
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I'll manage all the chores around the house!
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What's left to do? - Did you pay the mortgage?
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Yes. - Cable bill? Mobile bill?
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Done. And done!
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Car servicing? - Yes.
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I knew it, otherwise I would've never even thought of going out!
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And the shelf? - Huh?
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Can I do it tomorrow? Please.
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Promise!
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Baby, that's done too. It's all done!
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Hold on.
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Hello. - Hi Montu.
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Yes, Yudi. - Are you coming or not?
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No, I can't come. Sorry.
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You know...I am really busy.
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No problem, Montu.
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No, don't force me please. It's no use.
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No worries! Just chill. Bye.
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You go have fun! Alone! Okay?
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Without me. Bye.
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Okay. Bye!
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Poor guy was in tears! - Cut the drama! And go.
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Huh?
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No, no. What will you do alone at home? - Just go.
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No, I'll fix this and then.. - I said, go!
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Okay-thanks-I-love-you-bye!
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See this beer mug. This is my wife.
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And all these drinks... are the rest of the girls in the world!
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And this? - Peanuts?
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Pea?! - Nuts! Peanuts!
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Oh Peanuts!
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I left all these girls... and married this beer mug!
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Do you realize how big a sacrifice this is?!
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How huge a commitment?! - Thanks.
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But see, Montu. These are all empty!
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And your wife's so full!
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Hey...that's my wife you're talking about!
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She's like my sister.
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You know, I'm really jealous of you. - Why?
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6 years ago you wrote one book.
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And thanks to that, you're picking up chicks to this day!
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5 1/2, okay?
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And what do you think, I get girls because of a book?!
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Of course. You're no stud! - Whatever, dude.
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Tell me something, why aren't you writing your next book?
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Why should I put the effort?
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What does one want in life?
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Fame, money, girls! I have everything.
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What's the point of forcing myself to work?
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Wow!
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You're so clear about your life!
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We've wasted enough time already.
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I have to party hard, and drink harder!
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Montu, don't be hectic dude.
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Come on, Montu!
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Montu, that's enough.
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Let's go, please.
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We still got time, bro. Keep dancing, keep moving.
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It's closing time. The lights are on.
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Just open and close your eyes repeatedly...
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You'll feel like you're in a disco.
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Come on, get up.
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Gentlemen, if you can exit towards the rear. Bar's closed.
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Absolutely!
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Come on, Montu. Let's go.
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Montu, stop dancing around him...
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Sir, let's go.
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Come on. Come on.
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Come on. Okay. Okay.
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Gross, Montu.
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Hey Yudi, I can see a French fry here. Get some ketchup!
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Buzz off, Montu!
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Yudi... Yudi!
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Hey! That's my car!
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Hey!
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What are you doing? - Hey, is this your car?
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Yes.
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Look, you haven't made any instalment payments..
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..in the past 6 months.
266
00:17:08.583 --> 00:17:09.458
And we're seizing your car.
267
00:17:09.958 --> 00:17:13.041
What? You can't do that. - You got questions, call this number.
268
00:17:13.541 --> 00:17:16.583
Looks like it's been re-possessed by...Rack Publishing!
269
00:17:17.083 --> 00:17:20.458
For failure to honour your contract.
270
00:17:20.958 --> 00:17:24.500
Sorry, man.
271
00:17:25.000 --> 00:17:28.500
Hey, watch the...
272
00:17:39.583 --> 00:17:41.291
For our newest best-selling author.
273
00:17:41.791 --> 00:17:43.541
Aanchal Reddy.
274
00:17:44.041 --> 00:17:47.541
Thank you. - Congratulations.
275
00:17:50.875 --> 00:17:53.125
Nice to meet you.
276
00:17:53.625 --> 00:17:57.125
Sir... Sir, you cannot go in there.
277
00:18:08.625 --> 00:18:12.291
Excuse me for a second.
278
00:18:12.791 --> 00:18:14.458
I am really sorry, Yudi. - Bastard!
279
00:18:14.958 --> 00:18:16.416
It's been 2 years since you took an advance..
280
00:18:16.916 --> 00:18:17.541
..from the publishers.
281
00:18:18.041 --> 00:18:19.458
And you haven't written a word.
282
00:18:19.958 --> 00:18:21.375
Thank God they took your car, not your house!
283
00:18:21.875 --> 00:18:24.666
I'll return their goddamn money!
284
00:18:25.166 --> 00:18:27.000
What's wrong? No money in the bank?
285
00:18:27.500 --> 00:18:30.166
Fine, let's break some funds.
286
00:18:30.666 --> 00:18:32.250
No funds either?
287
00:18:32.750 --> 00:18:35.458
Nothing?
288
00:18:35.958 --> 00:18:38.083
Look, you WERE a successful author.
289
00:18:38.583 --> 00:18:40.500
But your last book released 6 years ago.
290
00:18:41.000 --> 00:18:42.708
5 . - Correct, 5 !
291
00:18:43.208 --> 00:18:44.708
Royalties stopped 1 years ago.
292
00:18:45.208 --> 00:18:46.791
Your books are no longer in stores.
293
00:18:47.291 --> 00:18:49.208
Balls! It's available at the bookstore close to my house.
294
00:18:49.708 --> 00:18:50.500
Why would they keep it if it doesn't sell?
295
00:18:51.000 --> 00:18:51.625
I had them kept there..
296
00:18:52.125 --> 00:18:55.541
... just to make you happy. - What?
297
00:18:56.041 --> 00:18:59.541
Oh wow!
298
00:19:00.041 --> 00:19:00.875
Take care.
299
00:19:01.375 --> 00:19:04.916
Thank you. It was nice meeting you all.
300
00:19:05.416 --> 00:19:08.916
Hi!
301
00:19:12.375 --> 00:19:14.916
Who is she? - Your doom!
302
00:19:15.416 --> 00:19:19.833
Rack Publishing signed her after cancelling your contract. - What?
303
00:19:20.333 --> 00:19:21.833
They've given her a 3-book deal. - What?
304
00:19:22.333 --> 00:19:24.541
And they're also paying her double. - What?
305
00:19:25.041 --> 00:19:27.333
Why are you on repeat-mode?
306
00:19:27.833 --> 00:19:28.791
But how? Why?
307
00:19:29.291 --> 00:19:31.416
She's smart. Writes well.
308
00:19:31.916 --> 00:19:33.250
Maybe... even better than you.
309
00:19:33.750 --> 00:19:35.333
And she doesn't have your attitude.
310
00:19:35.833 --> 00:19:39.500
Plus, she writes romantic novels, which always sells.
311
00:19:40.000 --> 00:19:41.541
She got the contract because of you.
312
00:19:42.041 --> 00:19:44.208
You made her.
313
00:19:44.708 --> 00:19:47.291
I hope you're happy... with your fame, money and booze!
314
00:19:47.791 --> 00:19:48.500
Girls! - What?
315
00:19:49.000 --> 00:19:50.500
Fame, money and girls!
316
00:19:51.000 --> 00:19:53.708
Not booze, I am not Devdas!
317
00:19:54.208 --> 00:19:56.708
What now?
318
00:19:57.208 --> 00:19:59.458
Read this.
319
00:19:59.958 --> 00:20:01.041
You might learn something.
320
00:20:01.541 --> 00:20:04.000
Crazy Hearts!
321
00:20:04.500 --> 00:20:08.000
Crazy Farts!
322
00:20:42.458 --> 00:20:44.583
What?
323
00:20:45.083 --> 00:20:46.166
Really? - Yeah!
324
00:20:46.666 --> 00:20:49.708
When? How? - What do you mean, how?
325
00:20:50.208 --> 00:20:52.041
Are you sure? - Are you serious?!
326
00:20:52.541 --> 00:20:55.875
I was travelling all of February.
327
00:20:56.375 --> 00:20:57.541
Then how... is it possible?
328
00:20:58.041 --> 00:21:00.708
Didn't you come down one Thursday for that meeting?
329
00:21:01.208 --> 00:21:06.416
But we don't do it on weekdays. - We did it that day.
330
00:21:06.916 --> 00:21:08.625
Correct... shit
331
00:21:09.125 --> 00:21:13.708
I mean... so sweet! Baby, come here.
332
00:21:14.208 --> 00:21:15.500
Baby?
333
00:21:16.000 --> 00:21:17.458
Baby, what happened?
334
00:21:17.958 --> 00:21:18.958
Baby, what happened?
335
00:21:19.458 --> 00:21:21.625
Baby, I am actually really happy!
336
00:21:22.125 --> 00:21:24.458
It's wonderful news. Superb news.
337
00:21:24.958 --> 00:21:28.250
Yay! I am going to be a father!
338
00:21:28.750 --> 00:21:32.250
Yay!
339
00:21:35.750 --> 00:21:38.458
Life was such a party.
340
00:21:38.958 --> 00:21:41.583
What happened all of a sudden?!
341
00:21:42.083 --> 00:21:45.583
Downfall is always sudden!
342
00:21:50.083 --> 00:21:53.458
Are you going to cry? - What? No.
343
00:21:53.958 --> 00:21:54.541
Good.
344
00:21:55.041 --> 00:21:57.916
But we need money. We need to do something.
345
00:21:58.416 --> 00:22:01.541
Not us, you...!
346
00:22:02.041 --> 00:22:04.291
Thanks.
347
00:22:04.791 --> 00:22:06.875
Hey Yogi, sit with me.
348
00:22:07.375 --> 00:22:07.958
Talk to me.
349
00:22:08.458 --> 00:22:09.250
About what?
350
00:22:09.750 --> 00:22:13.833
About life.
351
00:22:14.333 --> 00:22:17.833
I'm busy.
352
00:22:29.125 --> 00:22:31.666
Don't do it.
353
00:22:32.166 --> 00:22:35.458
What? - Don't call Divya.
354
00:22:35.958 --> 00:22:36.416
Why?
355
00:22:36.916 --> 00:22:41.916
Look... men go crazy between 12 and 4 am.
356
00:22:42.416 --> 00:22:44.666
They over-commit, get sentimental.
357
00:22:45.166 --> 00:22:45.958
Cry and weep.
358
00:22:46.458 --> 00:22:47.500
And settle for anyone.
359
00:22:48.000 --> 00:22:54.000
Basically, they start thinking from their pants.
360
00:22:54.500 --> 00:22:59.291
Then comes morning, and they come to their senses.
361
00:22:59.791 --> 00:23:02.083
Next comes remorse.
362
00:23:02.583 --> 00:23:06.666
That they are in more trouble now than when they started!
363
00:23:07.166 --> 00:23:12.458
But it's Divya! - She's your ex, and married.
364
00:23:12.958 --> 00:23:13.958
She has three kids.
365
00:23:14.458 --> 00:23:17.833
Actually, they are triplets. So, counts as one.
366
00:23:18.333 --> 00:23:19.791
See, Yudi.
367
00:23:20.291 --> 00:23:23.666
You will do what you want to do.
368
00:23:24.166 --> 00:23:27.250
My advice...
369
00:23:27.750 --> 00:23:31.250
...is don't do.
370
00:23:36.958 --> 00:23:37.625
Hello. - Hi.
371
00:23:38.125 --> 00:23:42.416
Yudi? - Are you sleeping?
372
00:23:42.916 --> 00:23:45.458
It's 2 am. - Can you open the door, please?
373
00:23:45.958 --> 00:23:47.458
What?
374
00:23:47.958 --> 00:23:51.458
You're kidding me.
375
00:23:53.916 --> 00:23:55.791
What are you doing here in the middle of the night?
376
00:23:56.291 --> 00:23:57.708
I'm in a mess.
377
00:23:58.208 --> 00:23:59.458
I'm broke.
378
00:23:59.958 --> 00:24:00.958
Oh!
379
00:24:01.458 --> 00:24:02.458
You need money?
380
00:24:02.958 --> 00:24:05.291
No...I just wanted to talk to someone.
381
00:24:05.791 --> 00:24:08.625
Where's that girlfriend of yours?
382
00:24:09.125 --> 00:24:10.375
It's a bit complicated.
383
00:24:10.875 --> 00:24:16.875
I mean, I've broken up with her. But I don't think she's understood.
384
00:24:17.375 --> 00:24:21.166
Did you tell her clearly or is it all just in your head?
385
00:24:21.666 --> 00:24:24.500
I've given her few hints.
386
00:24:25.000 --> 00:24:26.500
Some things never change.
387
00:24:27.000 --> 00:24:29.708
If I tell her directly, it will break her heart.
388
00:24:30.208 --> 00:24:34.291
What a thoughtful jerk.
389
00:24:34.791 --> 00:24:36.791
You know what your problem is?
390
00:24:37.291 --> 00:24:39.041
You love the fun that comes with romance..
391
00:24:39.541 --> 00:24:41.250
..but not the responsibility that comes with commitment.
392
00:24:41.750 --> 00:24:42.875
What's so wrong with that?
393
00:24:43.375 --> 00:24:45.958
I mean all relationships are fun and exciting in the beginning.
394
00:24:46.458 --> 00:24:48.875
Later, the mystery's dead once you know each other.
395
00:24:49.375 --> 00:24:50.583
And all the excitement and romance disappear.
396
00:24:51.083 --> 00:24:54.750
We covet commitment so much that we ruin what we have.
397
00:24:55.250 --> 00:24:56.125
And what remains?
398
00:24:56.625 --> 00:24:58.500
Fights, battles, family, her mother's birthday..
399
00:24:59.000 --> 00:25:00.541
..his uncle's anniversary, baby showers..
400
00:25:01.041 --> 00:25:02.625
Then you have three kids. And that's the end of life!
401
00:25:03.125 --> 00:25:05.041
Shut up, Yudi. - Papa, I need to go potty.
402
00:25:05.541 --> 00:25:07.250
Mummy.. - It's called life!
403
00:25:07.750 --> 00:25:11.250
Whatever, dude.
404
00:25:14.000 --> 00:25:16.625
Couldn't you wait for me a little longer?
405
00:25:17.125 --> 00:25:20.625
Why are we discussing this now?
406
00:25:23.583 --> 00:25:28.541
I did wait, you know. A really long time.
407
00:25:29.041 --> 00:25:30.500
Hey, remember..
408
00:25:31.000 --> 00:25:32.791
..our Vegas trip? - Yeah!
409
00:25:33.291 --> 00:25:35.583
Mad trip, right? - Let's just wipe that off memory.
410
00:25:36.083 --> 00:25:37.500
And our matching tattoos.
411
00:25:38.000 --> 00:25:40.500
You know, mine's faded a bit. - No, no, it's okay.
412
00:25:41.000 --> 00:25:42.250
Don't take off your pants. It's okay.
413
00:25:42.750 --> 00:25:43.916
And yours? Is it fading too?
414
00:25:44.416 --> 00:25:46.125
No! Mine's great.
415
00:25:46.625 --> 00:25:48.166
You still have it, right?
416
00:25:48.666 --> 00:25:49.041
Yeah!
417
00:25:49.541 --> 00:25:52.500
You didn't get it removed, did you?
418
00:25:53.000 --> 00:25:55.041
You got it removed! Why?
419
00:25:55.541 --> 00:25:56.416
What do you mean, why?
420
00:25:56.916 --> 00:25:57.958
If Jason saw it, what would he think?
421
00:25:58.458 --> 00:25:59.708
Yudi! - You could have made up something!
422
00:26:00.208 --> 00:26:01.541
He can't read Hindi anyway. Let me see what you did.
423
00:26:02.041 --> 00:26:04.958
No. - Show me. - Yudi, just stop it. - Show me.
424
00:26:05.458 --> 00:26:06.416
What is wrong with you?
425
00:26:06.916 --> 00:26:09.000
What the hell is going on?
426
00:26:09.500 --> 00:26:10.041
Hi, honey!
427
00:26:10.541 --> 00:26:11.500
Who wears pink shorts, dude?
428
00:26:12.000 --> 00:26:15.500
If you break my marriage, I will kill you. - Okay, okay!
429
00:26:19.000 --> 00:26:22.666
Here we go!
430
00:26:23.166 --> 00:26:23.666
Thanks.
431
00:26:24.166 --> 00:26:25.208
But you really didn't have to do this.
432
00:26:25.708 --> 00:26:27.291
I could've taken a taxi. - Why taxi?
433
00:26:27.791 --> 00:26:32.166
I am your personal, sexy, chauffeur.
434
00:26:32.666 --> 00:26:34.375
Okay.
435
00:26:34.875 --> 00:26:36.625
I'll be awhile. You go ahead.
436
00:26:37.125 --> 00:26:39.791
It's okay, I've cancelled all my appointments.
437
00:26:40.291 --> 00:26:41.500
Shall I wait for you at the coffeeshop?
438
00:26:42.000 --> 00:26:44.208
No, no, please don't wait for me. Gary will drop me home.
439
00:26:44.708 --> 00:26:48.625
Baby. I can wait for you all my life.
440
00:26:49.125 --> 00:26:50.958
Isn't that a bit too long?
441
00:26:51.458 --> 00:26:53.500
Yudi, forever and ever!
442
00:26:54.000 --> 00:26:55.083
So sweet!
443
00:26:55.583 --> 00:26:57.416
Love you.
444
00:26:57.916 --> 00:26:59.208
I know you love me too.
445
00:26:59.708 --> 00:27:01.375
Hi, Yudi. How are you?
446
00:27:01.875 --> 00:27:03.000
How is life treating you?
447
00:27:03.500 --> 00:27:04.458
Cut the bullshit, Gary.
448
00:27:04.958 --> 00:27:06.250
Why did you call me here?
449
00:27:06.750 --> 00:27:08.708
Look, maybe this isn't the best..
450
00:27:09.208 --> 00:27:10.208
But this is all you have now.
451
00:27:10.708 --> 00:27:14.208
And I think you should do it.
452
00:27:14.708 --> 00:27:16.708
You got me some shady deal again?
453
00:27:17.208 --> 00:27:20.708
Do you want the car back or not?
454
00:27:35.041 --> 00:27:36.458
I liked your book.
455
00:27:36.958 --> 00:27:38.833
What was the name again? - Operation Payback.
456
00:27:39.333 --> 00:27:41.666
Yes. Operation Playback.
457
00:27:42.166 --> 00:27:45.375
Payback. - Yeah, right.
458
00:27:45.875 --> 00:27:46.541
The story's good, tight.
459
00:27:47.041 --> 00:27:49.416
The second half is a bit slow.
460
00:27:49.916 --> 00:27:52.083
You read my book? - He did.
461
00:27:52.583 --> 00:27:54.500
And explained it to me in two lines.
462
00:27:55.000 --> 00:27:58.083
Good. - Very good.
463
00:27:58.583 --> 00:28:01.125
You see,
464
00:28:01.625 --> 00:28:03.500
I am a single-screen superstar.
465
00:28:04.000 --> 00:28:06.833
And now, I want to take over the multiplexes.
466
00:28:07.333 --> 00:28:09.458
I want to make a film..
467
00:28:09.958 --> 00:28:11.625
..that has everything.
468
00:28:12.125 --> 00:28:16.041
Romance. Comedy.
469
00:28:16.541 --> 00:28:18.791
I want a romedy!
470
00:28:19.291 --> 00:28:21.250
Two birds with one stone.
471
00:28:21.750 --> 00:28:22.541
What?
472
00:28:23.041 --> 00:28:25.208
Classes and masses.
473
00:28:25.708 --> 00:28:27.041
Get them both. - Great idea!
474
00:28:27.541 --> 00:28:28.958
Writers are such copycats nowadays.
475
00:28:29.458 --> 00:28:31.500
They make a dozen films with the same successful idea.
476
00:28:32.000 --> 00:28:33.208
Someone's remaking this hit South Indian film.
477
00:28:33.708 --> 00:28:34.500
Now everyone's working on the same idea.
478
00:28:35.000 --> 00:28:36.375
That's the business. - But, Sir,
479
00:28:36.875 --> 00:28:38.333
Why don't you sit here instead of me? - Sir,
480
00:28:38.833 --> 00:28:39.708
No, no, I'll go get a message.
481
00:28:40.208 --> 00:28:42.916
You sit here. - Sorry, Sir. Go on.
482
00:28:43.416 --> 00:28:45.708
Last night I saw this Hollywood film.
483
00:28:46.208 --> 00:28:47.208
And it just clicked.
484
00:28:47.708 --> 00:28:49.583
I knew then this is my gold standard.
485
00:28:50.083 --> 00:28:52.416
I took the next flight here.
486
00:28:52.916 --> 00:28:55.000
Now, I'm looking for a mixed writer..
487
00:28:55.500 --> 00:28:57.083
..who can write a Bollywood film, Hollywood-style.
488
00:28:57.583 --> 00:29:00.000
Mixed writer? Great idea.
489
00:29:00.500 --> 00:29:02.333
Money is not a problem.
490
00:29:02.833 --> 00:29:05.583
I want to make a film that has..
491
00:29:06.083 --> 00:29:10.333
Comedy, flirting and steaminess..
492
00:29:10.833 --> 00:29:11.500
Kickass!
493
00:29:12.000 --> 00:29:13.541
Kickass? - Kickass!
494
00:29:14.041 --> 00:29:14.791
Kickass!
495
00:29:15.291 --> 00:29:17.125
Oh Kickass!
496
00:29:17.625 --> 00:29:19.916
First half, Meet Parents.
497
00:29:20.416 --> 00:29:22.500
Second half, Meet Fockers.
498
00:29:23.000 --> 00:29:25.541
Mix and match. We have a silver jubilee.
499
00:29:26.041 --> 00:29:29.541
Look, Armaan,
500
00:29:33.083 --> 00:29:34.458
Ji..
501
00:29:34.958 --> 00:29:36.208
Armaan-ji.
502
00:29:36.708 --> 00:29:40.500
These are famous films.
503
00:29:41.000 --> 00:29:44.000
We can't just copy, I mean..
504
00:29:44.500 --> 00:29:45.083
We'd get caught.
505
00:29:45.583 --> 00:29:46.833
So what good is he for?
506
00:29:47.333 --> 00:29:48.833
Get creative, man.
507
00:29:49.333 --> 00:29:51.666
So what if we're caught? It's your neck on the line.
508
00:29:52.166 --> 00:29:53.666
But I'll get you out. - We will.
509
00:29:54.166 --> 00:29:55.875
Can I tell you something, Armaan?
510
00:29:56.375 --> 00:30:00.166
You spent a fortune coming here, and you're with the best writer.
511
00:30:00.666 --> 00:30:02.583
Let's get him to write something fresh.
512
00:30:03.083 --> 00:30:06.500
Where are you from originally?
513
00:30:07.000 --> 00:30:08.500
I am from San Francisco.
514
00:30:09.000 --> 00:30:11.250
No wonder.
515
00:30:11.750 --> 00:30:12.291
Listen, do whatever, but..
516
00:30:12.791 --> 00:30:17.083
I want a young love story. - Consider it done.
517
00:30:17.583 --> 00:30:21.666
He'll write a great story and make you a ladies' heartthrob.
518
00:30:22.166 --> 00:30:25.041
In fact, I say you'll be the heartthrob of the gents as well.
519
00:30:25.541 --> 00:30:29.500
Control, your emotions.
520
00:30:30.000 --> 00:30:33.250
And, oh yeah, I spoke to Jennifer, for an item song.
521
00:30:33.750 --> 00:30:35.458
Jennifer? - Our Jenny from the block?
522
00:30:35.958 --> 00:30:36.500
JLo. JLo.
523
00:30:37.000 --> 00:30:38.791
Sorry, my bad. JLo.
524
00:30:39.291 --> 00:30:40.416
Jennifer.
525
00:30:40.916 --> 00:30:43.375
Just make sure the film is a worldwide blockbuster.
526
00:30:43.875 --> 00:30:47.375
Done, Sir. I guarantee you.
527
00:30:51.791 --> 00:30:52.208
Kickass.
528
00:30:52.708 --> 00:30:53.958
Kickass. - Kickass.
529
00:30:54.458 --> 00:30:55.833
Sunglasses?
530
00:30:56.333 --> 00:30:59.833
Here you go, Sir.
531
00:31:02.125 --> 00:31:04.500
Superstar. Heroine.
532
00:31:05.000 --> 00:31:05.958
JLo.
533
00:31:06.458 --> 00:31:08.083
Romantic comedy.
534
00:31:08.583 --> 00:31:10.625
Classes. Masses.
535
00:31:11.125 --> 00:31:12.250
Bollywood.
536
00:31:12.750 --> 00:31:13.708
Multiplex.
537
00:31:14.208 --> 00:31:18.083
Single screen.
538
00:31:18.583 --> 00:31:22.083
Kickass.
539
00:31:27.500 --> 00:31:29.500
I am so screwed!
540
00:31:30.000 --> 00:31:30.958
Where do I get this kickass from?
541
00:31:31.458 --> 00:31:33.458
What am I there for?
542
00:31:33.958 --> 00:31:35.291
What do you know about romcoms?
543
00:31:35.791 --> 00:31:37.500
Romantic comedy? Very easy.
544
00:31:38.000 --> 00:31:40.125
First, boy meets girl.
545
00:31:40.625 --> 00:31:42.375
They cross paths, just like that.
546
00:31:42.875 --> 00:31:46.041
They're polar opposites but complete each other.
547
00:31:46.541 --> 00:31:47.500
Then, conversations.
548
00:31:48.000 --> 00:31:49.458
Hello? But why? Because you..
549
00:31:49.958 --> 00:31:52.666
And then Love! Love! Love! Love!
550
00:31:53.166 --> 00:31:56.375
But, all boys are doggie.
551
00:31:56.875 --> 00:32:01.208
And all girls are not doggie.
552
00:32:01.708 --> 00:32:02.708
Something goes wrong.
553
00:32:03.208 --> 00:32:06.541
Then comes "I've changed. I'm completely sorry. I love you".
554
00:32:07.041 --> 00:32:08.291
In the end, everything's happy!
555
00:32:08.791 --> 00:32:11.041
But yes, the boy and girl should be handsome.
556
00:32:11.541 --> 00:32:12.958
Costumes by Manish (Malhotra), Abu Jani...
557
00:32:13.458 --> 00:32:14.875
Music by Pritam.
558
00:32:15.375 --> 00:32:17.666
And if you go abroad to shoot them, great.
559
00:32:18.166 --> 00:32:21.666
That's how you write a romantic comedy!
560
00:32:34.208 --> 00:32:36.916
"And this is the secret only true lovers share."
561
00:32:37.416 --> 00:32:41.291
"The joy they find in each other, and the dreams they dare to dream.."
562
00:32:41.791 --> 00:32:45.125
"..is by virtue of the power of love that engulfs them."
563
00:32:45.625 --> 00:32:48.666
"Consumes them. And transcends all bounds."
564
00:32:49.166 --> 00:32:51.583
"So her thoughts were exactly this."
565
00:32:52.083 --> 00:32:54.583
"Love me..and free my soul."
566
00:32:55.083 --> 00:32:57.416
"I love you..and I adore you."
567
00:32:57.916 --> 00:32:59.375
"And I do this.. because I do not know.."
568
00:32:59.875 --> 00:33:00.958
"..any other way of loving."
569
00:33:01.458 --> 00:33:05.333
"And I am just thankful."
570
00:33:05.833 --> 00:33:09.541
$1 What the..!
571
00:33:10.041 --> 00:33:13.541
Thank you.
572
00:33:18.333 --> 00:33:21.083
Beautiful writing. Beautiful!
573
00:33:21.583 --> 00:33:23.250
That last chapter.. tears just welled up.
574
00:33:23.750 --> 00:33:26.125
I was really choking.
575
00:33:26.625 --> 00:33:28.250
Thank you. Thank you so much.
576
00:33:28.750 --> 00:33:29.333
I'm the one who wrote it.
577
00:33:29.833 --> 00:33:32.500
But every time I read it, it still makes me emotional.
578
00:33:33.000 --> 00:33:34.500
It's my favorite chapter.
579
00:33:35.000 --> 00:33:35.791
Mine too.
580
00:33:36.291 --> 00:33:38.375
You've read my book? - No.
581
00:33:38.875 --> 00:33:39.583
But I will now.
582
00:33:40.083 --> 00:33:43.583
For sure. - I hope you like it.
583
00:33:49.791 --> 00:33:53.833
Incidentally, what kind of books do you like?
584
00:33:54.333 --> 00:33:55.791
I like all kinds of books.
585
00:33:56.291 --> 00:34:01.250
Put a telephone directory in front of me, I'll even read that!
586
00:34:01.750 --> 00:34:04.000
Have you read this book? I hear it's really good.
587
00:34:04.500 --> 00:34:06.875
That's a really old book. It's still on the shelves?
588
00:34:07.375 --> 00:34:08.333
Well, it's a classic.
589
00:34:08.833 --> 00:34:11.666
Classic? Why, there's no depth in it.
590
00:34:12.166 --> 00:34:13.291
He wrote something. And..
591
00:34:13.791 --> 00:34:14.416
..he just got lucky.
592
00:34:14.916 --> 00:34:17.041
You just said you like all kinds of books.
593
00:34:17.541 --> 00:34:18.333
What's so wrong with this one?
594
00:34:18.833 --> 00:34:19.416
It's just a one-book wonder.
595
00:34:19.916 --> 00:34:22.208
He wrote something for the heck of it and it became a hit. By fluke.
596
00:34:22.708 --> 00:34:24.458
My agent said he's totally ruined.
597
00:34:24.958 --> 00:34:26.083
Poor guy's on the streets now.
598
00:34:26.583 --> 00:34:30.583
Should I sign you a copy?
599
00:34:31.083 --> 00:34:33.083
Your name? - Yu..
600
00:34:33.583 --> 00:34:37.333
Yogi.
601
00:34:37.833 --> 00:34:41.333
Yogi. See you.
602
00:34:49.625 --> 00:34:52.166
Hang on a second.
603
00:34:52.666 --> 00:34:55.416
Half of them fell asleep listening.
604
00:34:55.916 --> 00:35:00.041
Actually, I almost fell asleep reading!
605
00:35:00.541 --> 00:35:01.250
You know, I don't get it.
606
00:35:01.750 --> 00:35:03.583
Why do people show up at readings?
607
00:35:04.083 --> 00:35:06.125
Clearly, they have nothing better to do.
608
00:35:06.625 --> 00:35:09.333
If they love books, why can't they just buy the book and read it at home?
609
00:35:09.833 --> 00:35:11.166
Omigod! I forgot to tell you.
610
00:35:11.666 --> 00:35:13.250
After the reading, an Indian came up to me..
611
00:35:13.750 --> 00:35:17.166
..and said, "Beautiful writing.. my eyes welled up..
612
00:35:17.666 --> 00:35:20.791
"..I was choking.. Really choking."
613
00:35:21.291 --> 00:35:23.250
What a pansy!
614
00:35:23.750 --> 00:35:24.666
I know right?
615
00:35:25.166 --> 00:35:26.958
I'm actually writing all this romantic bull..
616
00:35:27.458 --> 00:35:28.166
Which people are buying..
617
00:35:28.666 --> 00:35:30.583
And getting sentimental, can you believe it?
618
00:35:31.083 --> 00:35:31.833
I know!
619
00:35:32.333 --> 00:35:34.041
If anyone hears me like this..
620
00:35:34.541 --> 00:35:38.041
..That's it. I'll be banned.
621
00:35:41.000 --> 00:35:42.541
Hello. - She's a fraud!
622
00:35:43.041 --> 00:35:46.000
That girl is a fraud. And she had the gall to criticize my book!
623
00:35:46.500 --> 00:35:48.166
Yudi, I am pregnant.
624
00:35:48.666 --> 00:35:52.875
She's selling rubbish and she knows it. Her readers are all a big joke for her!
625
00:35:53.375 --> 00:35:54.166
Man, I am the joke here.
626
00:35:54.666 --> 00:35:57.833
I'm going to read her book.. Throw it on her face and say..
627
00:35:58.333 --> 00:35:59.083
"This is nonsense."
628
00:35:59.583 --> 00:36:02.500
I am having an oops baby. - What?
629
00:36:03.000 --> 00:36:05.333
Oops..baby.
630
00:36:05.833 --> 00:36:07.583
Oops!
631
00:36:08.083 --> 00:36:10.416
Congratulations?
632
00:36:10.916 --> 00:36:13.208
Montu?
633
00:36:13.708 --> 00:36:15.083
This is our Wall of Fame.
634
00:36:15.583 --> 00:36:17.458
All bestselling authors.
635
00:36:17.958 --> 00:36:21.875
And here you are. Got it put up just yesterday.
636
00:36:22.375 --> 00:36:23.458
How is it?
637
00:36:23.958 --> 00:36:28.250
Cool, right? - Yeah!
638
00:36:28.750 --> 00:36:32.250
What a rogue!
639
00:36:37.625 --> 00:36:38.333
Oh..
640
00:36:38.833 --> 00:36:39.041
Oh!
641
00:36:39.541 --> 00:36:40.375
We meet again.
642
00:36:40.875 --> 00:36:43.666
I read your book. - I see.
643
00:36:44.166 --> 00:36:45.083
Mind-blowing!
644
00:36:45.583 --> 00:36:48.041
The way you've explained love..
645
00:36:48.541 --> 00:36:53.458
And that line, "To gain something, you have to lose something."
646
00:36:53.958 --> 00:36:54.625
What an original line!
647
00:36:55.125 --> 00:36:56.541
Every page had me emotional.
648
00:36:57.041 --> 00:36:59.250
I sat with a box of tissues..
649
00:36:59.750 --> 00:37:01.916
I know who you are. - Really?
650
00:37:02.416 --> 00:37:03.833
I saw your photo upstairs.
651
00:37:04.333 --> 00:37:05.416
Gary told me all about you.
652
00:37:05.916 --> 00:37:06.541
Oh!
653
00:37:07.041 --> 00:37:09.000
Oh?
654
00:37:09.500 --> 00:37:10.333
I hope he said good things.
655
00:37:10.833 --> 00:37:13.583
He said to me, "You could be very successful..
656
00:37:14.083 --> 00:37:16.541
"Just never Yudi your life."
657
00:37:17.041 --> 00:37:17.625
That Idiot!
658
00:37:18.125 --> 00:37:20.458
Hold on. Did he say this or are you saying it?
659
00:37:20.958 --> 00:37:22.041
What is your problem?
660
00:37:22.541 --> 00:37:24.625
Why are you following me?
661
00:37:25.125 --> 00:37:26.500
I am writing a romantic comedy.
662
00:37:27.000 --> 00:37:28.583
And I thought I'd read your book.
663
00:37:29.083 --> 00:37:31.500
And guess what I found out..
664
00:37:32.000 --> 00:37:35.500
You are a fraud! - What? What do you mean?
665
00:37:36.000 --> 00:37:37.666
"If anyone hears me like this.."
666
00:37:38.166 --> 00:37:40.958
"..I'll be banned." - Stop it.
667
00:37:41.458 --> 00:37:45.041
"I such am a big writer now. All of America has read my book."
668
00:37:45.541 --> 00:37:47.625
"My agent says I am No. 1."
669
00:37:48.125 --> 00:37:49.916
"What I didn't know is that agent..
670
00:37:50.416 --> 00:37:53.916
..gives this spiel to all his clients.
671
00:38:01.125 --> 00:38:02.291
By the way, you write well.
672
00:38:02.791 --> 00:38:04.125
But I have to tell you one thing.
673
00:38:04.625 --> 00:38:06.250
Your book readings are so boring..
674
00:38:06.750 --> 00:38:08.750
..that people were falling asleep.
675
00:38:09.250 --> 00:38:11.625
I'm sure some even died. - It's okay.
676
00:38:12.125 --> 00:38:14.083
My books sell.
677
00:38:14.583 --> 00:38:15.958
Yes, but the question is entertainment.
678
00:38:16.458 --> 00:38:18.666
How do we make your readings more entertaining?
679
00:38:19.166 --> 00:38:19.875
You don't need to do anything.
680
00:38:20.375 --> 00:38:20.916
I'll manage.
681
00:38:21.416 --> 00:38:24.833
How about some advice from a senior, super successful writer..
682
00:38:25.333 --> 00:38:28.291
..to a budding writer? - No, thank you.
683
00:38:28.791 --> 00:38:31.458
Shh! Just listen.
684
00:38:31.958 --> 00:38:34.666
People aren't there for your reading skills, you know?
685
00:38:35.166 --> 00:38:37.791
They're there to meet the writer - see if his personality is exciting..
686
00:38:38.291 --> 00:38:39.916
..all his experiences in life.
687
00:38:40.416 --> 00:38:43.500
What, should I read out my biodata? - No, but be charming.
688
00:38:44.000 --> 00:38:46.500
Chat with your audience, crack some jokes.
689
00:38:47.000 --> 00:38:48.458
They'll read your book at home.
690
00:38:48.958 --> 00:38:50.583
So for one hour, spend 15 minutes reading.
691
00:38:51.083 --> 00:38:52.583
Nonsense your way through the remaining 45.
692
00:38:53.083 --> 00:38:54.291
That's how you make fans.
693
00:38:54.791 --> 00:38:57.041
One second, who are you?
694
00:38:57.541 --> 00:39:03.541
Best-selling writer, friend, philosopher, stud! Nice to meet you.
695
00:39:04.041 --> 00:39:07.541
Pleasure is all yours.
696
00:39:20.875 --> 00:39:25.500
Yudi-pudie pie! - Aaarrghh!
697
00:39:26.000 --> 00:39:27.833
What are you doing here? - Giving you a lift.
698
00:39:28.333 --> 00:39:30.083
But...why..
699
00:39:30.583 --> 00:39:31.541
How did you know I'm here?
700
00:39:32.041 --> 00:39:35.333
So I downloaded this app on both our phones.
701
00:39:35.833 --> 00:39:38.416
It tells me where you are. Always.
702
00:39:38.916 --> 00:39:41.541
It's called No Space!
703
00:39:42.041 --> 00:39:44.958
Are you tracking me? - I love you.
704
00:39:45.458 --> 00:39:46.958
Come on, let's go. - Where?
705
00:39:47.458 --> 00:39:50.958
Where?
706
00:39:52.750 --> 00:39:58.041
Happy birthday to..
707
00:39:58.541 --> 00:39:59.875
Oh no!
708
00:40:00.375 --> 00:40:02.125
Is it your Dad? Mom?
709
00:40:02.625 --> 00:40:04.750
You had an appointment today. - What appointment?
710
00:40:05.250 --> 00:40:06.666
Dentist? - Oh no, no, I'm fine.
711
00:40:07.166 --> 00:40:08.083
Don't be a baby. Come on.
712
00:40:08.583 --> 00:40:10.291
Please! I don't want to go, Vishakha.
713
00:40:10.791 --> 00:40:11.291
Listen-
714
00:40:11.791 --> 00:40:13.416
You've done a lot for my teeth.
715
00:40:13.916 --> 00:40:17.416
But this time, I'm okay. Really!
716
00:40:25.833 --> 00:40:28.291
I have to say, this Aanchal girl? I dig her.
717
00:40:28.791 --> 00:40:29.625
She's just right for you.
718
00:40:30.125 --> 00:40:32.833
Whatever floats your boat, man.
719
00:40:33.333 --> 00:40:39.125
Wow! What a fluke. - Your birth was a fluke, man.
720
00:40:39.625 --> 00:40:41.541
And Vishakha? - Oh, yeah.
721
00:40:42.041 --> 00:40:44.041
I've got to break up with her. Again.
722
00:40:44.541 --> 00:40:45.541
This time, I'll do it right.
723
00:40:46.041 --> 00:40:47.083
Here I am, frikking about to be a Dad..
724
00:40:47.583 --> 00:40:51.250
..there you are, playing breakup-patchup.
725
00:40:51.750 --> 00:40:53.125
Nonsense!
726
00:40:53.625 --> 00:40:54.250
You know what she did?
727
00:40:54.750 --> 00:40:57.791
She's put a tracker in my phone. - What?!
728
00:40:58.291 --> 00:41:02.000
She knows we're at the golf link right now. - Really?
729
00:41:02.500 --> 00:41:04.833
That is some psycho nonsense!
730
00:41:05.333 --> 00:41:06.958
Why're you not breaking up with her cleanly?
731
00:41:07.458 --> 00:41:09.041
It's not that difficult. - It is difficult.
732
00:41:09.541 --> 00:41:12.875
That's why half the world's like this.
733
00:41:13.375 --> 00:41:15.291
Nonsense man! Not again!
734
00:41:15.791 --> 00:41:17.041
I'm telling you these clubs are screwed.
735
00:41:17.541 --> 00:41:21.041
Yes, Montu. It's all the club's fault.
736
00:41:29.833 --> 00:41:30.666
Yudi cutie pie!
737
00:41:31.166 --> 00:41:34.666
Hey!
738
00:41:38.416 --> 00:41:42.833
I ordered your favorite cheesecake. - Ooh! Cheesecake.
739
00:41:43.333 --> 00:41:46.125
Caramel.
740
00:41:46.625 --> 00:41:47.333
So.
741
00:41:47.833 --> 00:41:48.125
So.
742
00:41:48.625 --> 00:41:50.583
Vishakha. I've been thinking for a while-
743
00:41:51.083 --> 00:41:53.166
Taste this.
744
00:41:53.666 --> 00:41:55.166
How is it? - Very nice.
745
00:41:55.666 --> 00:41:59.208
Yummy, right? - So I've been thinking for a while..
746
00:41:59.708 --> 00:42:02.250
..we've known each other six months. - 17!
747
00:42:02.750 --> 00:42:05.083
What? - We met at Aarti and Adam's wedding.
748
00:42:05.583 --> 00:42:08.291
Oh! You're calculating from then? - Of course! Because-
749
00:42:08.791 --> 00:42:12.250
Two weeks later, at Nancy's party, you kissed me.
750
00:42:12.750 --> 00:42:13.791
Really? - Yeah.
751
00:42:14.291 --> 00:42:15.833
I don't think so. - Yeah.
752
00:42:16.333 --> 00:42:18.541
I must've kissed you on your cheeks. - No, no, no, it was a proper kiss.
753
00:42:19.041 --> 00:42:20.166
Let me show you. - No!
754
00:42:20.666 --> 00:42:23.458
Okay! I'm sorry, just get carried away.
755
00:42:23.958 --> 00:42:26.958
Anyway, what I meant to say is..
756
00:42:27.458 --> 00:42:29.916
The two of us.. The way we..
757
00:42:30.416 --> 00:42:31.416
You like travelling. - Yes.
758
00:42:31.916 --> 00:42:33.166
I hate travelling. - Oh!
759
00:42:33.666 --> 00:42:37.166
You like cheesecake, and.. you think I love cheesecake..
760
00:42:37.666 --> 00:42:41.583
But I hate it. - Shall I order chocolate then?
761
00:42:42.083 --> 00:42:44.166
It doesn't matter what cake it is.
762
00:42:44.666 --> 00:42:47.500
What I mean is we're different.
763
00:42:48.000 --> 00:42:50.458
You mean..we're opposites? - Yes, we're opposites.
764
00:42:50.958 --> 00:42:53.291
People say opposites attract!
765
00:42:53.791 --> 00:42:56.291
That happens with magnets, not with humans.
766
00:42:56.791 --> 00:42:58.083
With humans, opposites attack.
767
00:42:58.583 --> 00:43:01.666
Like India-Pakistan. - But India-Pakistan are the same.
768
00:43:02.166 --> 00:43:03.958
They both want Kashmir.
769
00:43:04.458 --> 00:43:10.916
Yeah, you know, opposites do attract. Like that song.
770
00:43:11.416 --> 00:43:18.541
We come together 'coz opposites attract. Who'd have thought, aah!
771
00:43:19.041 --> 00:43:21.500
I love the 80's.
772
00:43:22.000 --> 00:43:22.875
Okay.
773
00:43:23.375 --> 00:43:26.208
Okay. Let me start over.
774
00:43:26.708 --> 00:43:29.500
We met 17 months ago, and I kissed you at Nancy's home.
775
00:43:30.000 --> 00:43:30.791
Not cheek-to-cheek, but lip-to-lip.
776
00:43:31.291 --> 00:43:33.291
We're opposites, and people think opposites attract.
777
00:43:33.791 --> 00:43:37.041
You want me so much there's not one tooth in my mouth you haven't left alone.
778
00:43:37.541 --> 00:43:38.916
Still, I think we both-
779
00:43:39.416 --> 00:43:40.583
What? Why're you giving me your phone?
780
00:43:41.083 --> 00:43:42.458
Have I shown you this before?
781
00:43:42.958 --> 00:43:48.208
You know I'm trying to explain something to you. - Take a look, baby.
782
00:43:48.708 --> 00:43:52.208
Who's the naked ass?
783
00:43:54.833 --> 00:43:56.250
The naked ass is me?!
784
00:43:56.750 --> 00:44:02.458
How? When? - You're such a cutie!
785
00:44:02.958 --> 00:44:05.291
How did you do this? - You looked so cute that day..
786
00:44:05.791 --> 00:44:07.541
I'm really sorry, I couldn't help myself.
787
00:44:08.041 --> 00:44:10.708
Okay Vishakha, you have to delete that. - No.
788
00:44:11.208 --> 00:44:13.791
If it leaks somehow, I'll be embarrassed as hell.
789
00:44:14.291 --> 00:44:16.125
Aww.. you're shy. - No!
790
00:44:16.625 --> 00:44:18.500
But if this comes out, I'll be a joke.
791
00:44:19.000 --> 00:44:20.666
I'm a celebrity. - Chill, baby.
792
00:44:21.166 --> 00:44:24.416
I'm hardly going to put it up on Facebook.
793
00:44:24.916 --> 00:44:25.625
Vishakha, please. Come on.
794
00:44:26.125 --> 00:44:27.875
Alright. Alright. We'll delete it.
795
00:44:28.375 --> 00:44:30.500
What if my baby's video goes viral?
796
00:44:31.000 --> 00:44:33.541
Please delete it.
797
00:44:34.041 --> 00:44:38.583
I'll watch it at home. I have a copy on my laptop.
798
00:44:39.083 --> 00:44:39.708
You okay, baby?
799
00:44:40.208 --> 00:44:41.083
You (gibberish) athome? - Huh?
800
00:44:41.583 --> 00:44:42.250
You have it at home?
801
00:44:42.750 --> 00:44:44.666
Yes. I got everything backed up.
802
00:44:45.166 --> 00:44:46.625
If you wanted to prance in the shower,
803
00:44:47.125 --> 00:44:48.208
..you could've at least locked the door from inside.
804
00:44:48.708 --> 00:44:50.250
Montu, you're stuck on the wrong detail.
805
00:44:50.750 --> 00:44:53.041
I mean, when I shower, I always lock the door from inside.
806
00:44:53.541 --> 00:44:55.125
And from the outside, when Gauri's in the shower.
807
00:44:55.625 --> 00:44:59.125
Montu! Focus. Get me out of this mess.
808
00:44:59.625 --> 00:45:00.333
Walk with me.
809
00:45:00.833 --> 00:45:02.666
You deleted the video on her phone.
810
00:45:03.166 --> 00:45:06.541
She has a copy of it on her laptop.
811
00:45:07.041 --> 00:45:08.541
And the laptop's at her home. Right.
812
00:45:09.041 --> 00:45:10.791
So, here's the plan.
813
00:45:11.291 --> 00:45:13.291
We'll sneak into her house..
814
00:45:13.791 --> 00:45:16.708
..and delete that file from her laptop.
815
00:45:17.208 --> 00:45:18.916
She's leaving! She's leaving!
816
00:45:19.416 --> 00:45:21.416
Where did you call her? - Arclight Theatre.
817
00:45:21.916 --> 00:45:23.708
So, we have an hour.
818
00:45:24.208 --> 00:45:25.208
Step 1. Successful.
819
00:45:25.708 --> 00:45:27.416
If we get caught, we'll be thrown in jail.
820
00:45:27.916 --> 00:45:30.041
That may be your hangout spot, it's not mine.
821
00:45:30.541 --> 00:45:31.166
Every newspaper will carry my photos
822
00:45:31.666 --> 00:45:32.541
..on the front page
823
00:45:33.041 --> 00:45:33.541
And you know how..
824
00:45:34.041 --> 00:45:36.958
..nasty the media can be to us celebrities if we make a mistake.
825
00:45:37.458 --> 00:45:40.541
Hey, Yudi. Can I tell you something?
826
00:45:41.041 --> 00:45:44.833
You're not as famous as you think you are.
827
00:45:45.333 --> 00:45:48.125
I mean, this whole office? No one's read your book.
828
00:45:48.625 --> 00:45:51.250
Hey, Rachael! Hi. Have you read Operation Payback?
829
00:45:51.750 --> 00:45:52.541
No.
830
00:45:53.041 --> 00:45:54.458
Hey, Rico. Did you read Operation Payback?
831
00:45:54.958 --> 00:45:56.083
Okay, okay, okay, let's go.
832
00:45:56.583 --> 00:45:58.333
Did you delete that tracker app on your phone? - Yes!
833
00:45:58.833 --> 00:46:02.250
Step 2. Find the key.
834
00:46:02.750 --> 00:46:04.708
Step 3. Open the door.
835
00:46:05.208 --> 00:46:07.500
Okay Montu, I just realized. This is a very bad idea.
836
00:46:08.000 --> 00:46:10.291
Shut it, you coward. I told you. Trust me.
837
00:46:10.791 --> 00:46:13.458
The whole world will talk about our robbery story forever.
838
00:46:13.958 --> 00:46:16.500
Maybe this is the excitement I need in my life.
839
00:46:17.000 --> 00:46:18.291
Maybe even spice up my marriage.
840
00:46:18.791 --> 00:46:20.875
Yudi, I need this.
841
00:46:21.375 --> 00:46:22.916
Help me, please.
842
00:46:23.416 --> 00:46:26.916
I thought I asked you for help.
843
00:46:31.000 --> 00:46:32.458
Come on!
844
00:46:32.958 --> 00:46:35.166
I've never been inside a single woman's place before.
845
00:46:35.666 --> 00:46:39.375
Because you got married when you were a kid.
846
00:46:39.875 --> 00:46:41.416
So many pillows?!
847
00:46:41.916 --> 00:46:43.375
Why do girls need so many pillows?
848
00:46:43.875 --> 00:46:45.625
Montu, don't touch anything!
849
00:46:46.125 --> 00:46:47.916
Girls have a strong sixth sense about these things.
850
00:46:48.416 --> 00:46:53.916
No! It's asking for a password.
851
00:46:54.416 --> 00:46:59.791
What's her favorite film? - Love, Actually.
852
00:47:00.291 --> 00:47:02.708
You're her boyfriend, think of another option.
853
00:47:03.208 --> 00:47:06.708
I Love Yudi! - You egomaniac!
854
00:47:12.541 --> 00:47:16.041
Aah..!
855
00:47:18.833 --> 00:47:21.416
Yudi, look what I found! Pink Panther.
856
00:47:21.916 --> 00:47:23.291
What are you doing? She's my girlfriend.
857
00:47:23.791 --> 00:47:24.791
Whose girlfriend? You just broke up with her.
858
00:47:25.291 --> 00:47:26.333
Until we don't breakup-breakup, she's my girlfriend..
859
00:47:26.833 --> 00:47:27.791
.. and your sister-in-law.
860
00:47:28.291 --> 00:47:29.958
Do I ever have wrong intentions about Gauri?
861
00:47:30.458 --> 00:47:32.041
As if I get wrong intentions about Gauri!
862
00:47:32.541 --> 00:47:34.333
Why can't Gauri wear something like this?
863
00:47:34.833 --> 00:47:38.333
I'm sick of those white and grey vests!
864
00:47:42.583 --> 00:47:46.166
Montu!
865
00:47:46.666 --> 00:47:50.166
She forgot the tickets.
866
00:48:19.333 --> 00:48:21.875
Let me see. Please...
867
00:48:22.375 --> 00:48:25.875
Let me see. Please...
868
00:48:47.166 --> 00:48:50.166
Let's go! This was a terrible plan. - Stop.
869
00:48:50.666 --> 00:48:54.500
We'll do what we came here to do.
870
00:48:55.000 --> 00:48:55.958
Are you crazy? What are you doing?
871
00:48:56.458 --> 00:48:59.958
Operation Payback.
872
00:49:04.166 --> 00:49:08.208
Come on. Come on.
873
00:49:08.708 --> 00:49:12.000
Nonsense! It's locked!
874
00:49:12.500 --> 00:49:14.791
We'll have to jump again.
875
00:49:15.291 --> 00:49:17.791
Watch carefully and repeat. - No chance.
876
00:49:18.291 --> 00:49:19.666
You jump and open the door for me.
877
00:49:20.166 --> 00:49:22.291
I don't want the father of my kid to be a cripple.
878
00:49:22.791 --> 00:49:26.291
Cowardass!
879
00:49:54.000 --> 00:49:55.291
Hi, Aanchal? - Yudi.
880
00:49:55.791 --> 00:49:57.500
What? Who's this?
881
00:49:58.000 --> 00:49:59.250
Armaan..Ji. Superstar?
882
00:49:59.750 --> 00:50:03.500
Don't you recognize the voice?
883
00:50:04.000 --> 00:50:06.875
Oh...hi, Mr Armaanji.
884
00:50:07.375 --> 00:50:09.958
Armaanji. What's up? - What what's up?
885
00:50:10.458 --> 00:50:11.250
You called. You tell me what's up.
886
00:50:11.750 --> 00:50:13.000
No, nothing. Nothing.
887
00:50:13.500 --> 00:50:18.250
I just called to tell you your script's coming along very well.
888
00:50:18.750 --> 00:50:20.666
Totally kickass!
889
00:50:21.166 --> 00:50:23.791
Good, good! The songs are superhit already. - Songs?
890
00:50:24.291 --> 00:50:25.791
You can't make a romedy without songs.
891
00:50:26.291 --> 00:50:28.125
Make sure the song situations are believable.
892
00:50:28.625 --> 00:50:30.875
No forced songs, understood? - Yes, of course.
893
00:50:31.375 --> 00:50:33.125
There are two kinds of superhit songs.
894
00:50:33.625 --> 00:50:36.791
Either you shake it up at the disco..or in bed!
895
00:50:37.291 --> 00:50:39.791
Wow! This knowledge has to comes from experience.
896
00:50:40.291 --> 00:50:42.958
And hey, add a few kissing scenes as well.
897
00:50:43.458 --> 00:50:45.208
The young man should love it. - The milkman?
898
00:50:45.708 --> 00:50:47.833
Yes, Sir. I can see why that's important.
899
00:50:48.333 --> 00:50:50.875
The youth, not the milkman. -Oh! Youth!
900
00:50:51.375 --> 00:50:54.291
I am making a movie, I'm not making tea. - Yes sir. Absolutely.
901
00:50:54.791 --> 00:50:55.791
Listen, I am at the gym right now.
902
00:50:56.291 --> 00:50:58.208
Tightening up my body. Call me later.
903
00:50:58.708 --> 00:51:00.708
Listen, we've recorded a song for our film.
904
00:51:01.208 --> 00:51:01.916
It's a funky song.
905
00:51:02.416 --> 00:51:04.791
I am throwing a party on Saturday. Do come.
906
00:51:05.291 --> 00:51:06.583
Yes, ofcourse.
907
00:51:07.083 --> 00:51:08.375
This is the basic price list.
908
00:51:08.875 --> 00:51:11.500
Sir, it's $10,000 for six-pack abs.
909
00:51:12.000 --> 00:51:13.041
$10,000 for a new nose.
910
00:51:13.541 --> 00:51:14.916
And $10,000 for the face.
911
00:51:15.416 --> 00:51:17.166
Tell him to do it for $15,000.
912
00:51:17.666 --> 00:51:19.458
When I take off my shirt in the movie..
913
00:51:19.958 --> 00:51:21.291
..the whole industry will line up here.
914
00:51:21.791 --> 00:51:25.291
He's just struck gold with me. - Sir.
915
00:51:29.583 --> 00:51:31.708
Hello. - Hey, Aanchal.
916
00:51:32.208 --> 00:51:33.500
Hey, Aanchal! - Who is this?
917
00:51:34.000 --> 00:51:36.083
This is Yudi. - Yudi who?
918
00:51:36.583 --> 00:51:37.500
Yudi!
919
00:51:38.000 --> 00:51:41.500
Yudi? We met the other day. I write books.
920
00:51:42.000 --> 00:51:44.625
Well...book. - Right. Right. Right.
921
00:51:45.125 --> 00:51:49.083
Senior writer, friend, philosopher, guide. - Stud.
922
00:51:49.583 --> 00:51:52.166
Of course. - Gary gave me your number.
923
00:51:52.666 --> 00:51:54.333
Just to check up on you. - Gary?
924
00:51:54.833 --> 00:51:55.291
Yeah.
925
00:51:55.791 --> 00:51:59.041
Hi. Did you give Yudi my number? - Yudi?
926
00:51:59.541 --> 00:52:01.333
No.
927
00:52:01.833 --> 00:52:04.583
That was so thoughtful of him. And so nice of you.
928
00:52:05.083 --> 00:52:06.750
I was wondering if you're getting bored in LA..
929
00:52:07.250 --> 00:52:08.500
Who has the time to get bored,
930
00:52:09.000 --> 00:52:11.500
with all the meetings and readings? - Yes.
931
00:52:12.000 --> 00:52:13.375
That's true.
932
00:52:13.875 --> 00:52:15.250
What do you do at night? - What?
933
00:52:15.750 --> 00:52:19.250
I meant, in the evenings, after your meetings.
934
00:52:19.750 --> 00:52:22.208
If you want to see LA, maybe I can show you around.
935
00:52:22.708 --> 00:52:24.625
I've been seeing only LA all these days?
936
00:52:25.125 --> 00:52:26.208
How about we do something this weekend?
937
00:52:26.708 --> 00:52:28.333
You want to take me out on a date? - No, no.
938
00:52:28.833 --> 00:52:30.500
What I mean is.. coffee or something?
939
00:52:31.000 --> 00:52:32.166
Just like that.. Over the weekend.
940
00:52:32.666 --> 00:52:34.208
Just like that.
941
00:52:34.708 --> 00:52:38.958
I'm sorry, I have an important meeting on Saturday.
942
00:52:39.458 --> 00:52:40.666
Well, okay.
943
00:52:41.166 --> 00:52:43.958
If something gets cancelled, call me.
944
00:52:44.458 --> 00:52:47.958
Yeah, of course. Take care. Bye.
945
00:52:53.083 --> 00:52:54.000
Loser!
946
00:52:54.500 --> 00:52:57.291
Don't you have anything to do? - You don't either.
947
00:52:57.791 --> 00:53:02.625
If you can't scoop butter with your finger..
948
00:53:03.125 --> 00:53:05.250
..overturn the can. - Means?
949
00:53:05.750 --> 00:53:06.416
Gary.
950
00:53:06.916 --> 00:53:07.583
No, sorry!
951
00:53:08.083 --> 00:53:10.333
I can't cancel Aanchal's Meeting on Saturday.
952
00:53:10.833 --> 00:53:14.625
Oh really, then you won't get your script either. - What?
953
00:53:15.125 --> 00:53:18.625
Aanchal's really busy, she's working hard.
954
00:53:19.125 --> 00:53:20.500
Don't turn her into a Yudi.
955
00:53:21.000 --> 00:53:23.541
How dare you turn me into a saying?
956
00:53:24.041 --> 00:53:25.625
Don't Yudi your life.. That's a Yudi move?
957
00:53:26.125 --> 00:53:27.708
Does your Mom know about your happy ending massages..
958
00:53:28.208 --> 00:53:29.583
..with that Roberto?
959
00:53:30.083 --> 00:53:32.208
Why you trying to screw me over?
960
00:53:32.708 --> 00:53:33.875
Stop effing with me!
961
00:53:34.375 --> 00:53:37.125
Then cancel the meeting. - No, Yudi. I wish I could.
962
00:53:37.625 --> 00:53:38.875
But I can't!
963
00:53:39.375 --> 00:53:41.708
Cancelled it.
964
00:53:42.208 --> 00:53:46.500
Actually, you know what? For you, done! - Good.
965
00:53:47.000 --> 00:53:49.291
But you'll have to hand over my script real soon.
966
00:53:49.791 --> 00:53:53.291
I'll think about it.
967
00:53:55.541 --> 00:53:59.041
It's Aanchal.
968
00:54:01.208 --> 00:54:03.833
Hello? Who's this? - Aanchal.
969
00:54:04.333 --> 00:54:05.708
Aanchal who?
970
00:54:06.208 --> 00:54:08.541
Whom you wanted to take out on a date 5 minutes ago?
971
00:54:09.041 --> 00:54:10.250
Oh, hey! Hi.
972
00:54:10.750 --> 00:54:12.708
Sorry, I answered my phone without looking.
973
00:54:13.208 --> 00:54:14.541
So.. - Right. Okay.
974
00:54:15.041 --> 00:54:18.416
Anyway, Gary just told me my Saturday's meeting's been cancelled.
975
00:54:18.916 --> 00:54:20.500
So.. - So?
976
00:54:21.000 --> 00:54:22.250
So if you're busy it's okay, I'll call you later, bye!
977
00:54:22.750 --> 00:54:23.666
No, no, wait, wait, wait!
978
00:54:24.166 --> 00:54:25.833
Saturday, 9 pm?
979
00:54:26.333 --> 00:54:29.666
Okay. - Great! Bye.
980
00:54:30.166 --> 00:54:33.666
Idiot. - It happens!
981
00:54:41.375 --> 00:54:43.333
Are you sure, it's okay? - It will be fun, don't worry.
982
00:54:43.833 --> 00:54:47.333
Hop so?
983
00:54:54.208 --> 00:54:57.958
"My mind's going crazy.."
984
00:54:58.458 --> 00:55:01.416
"Get some dope, get high."
985
00:55:01.916 --> 00:55:05.125
"I'm feel a feel.. from head to toe."
986
00:55:05.625 --> 00:55:07.125
"Those who want to dance, can dance.."
987
00:55:07.625 --> 00:55:09.375
"Those who don't, just..."
988
00:55:09.875 --> 00:55:13.708
"Don't sit idle...in the club."
989
00:55:14.208 --> 00:55:17.125
"Scream and shout even when the beat stops."
990
00:55:17.625 --> 00:55:18.541
Hi Arman sir. - Hi.
991
00:55:19.041 --> 00:55:21.041
Hello. - She is your girlfriend.
992
00:55:21.541 --> 00:55:22.458
My friend Achal.
993
00:55:22.958 --> 00:55:24.958
"Scream and shout even when the beat stops."
994
00:55:25.458 --> 00:55:26.791
"Take your stance."
995
00:55:27.291 --> 00:55:28.333
"Ready to dance."
996
00:55:28.833 --> 00:55:30.625
"Here comes the song's hook.."
997
00:55:31.125 --> 00:55:35.541
"Hook... Hook... Hook... Hook..."
998
00:55:36.041 --> 00:55:37.500
"Dance your heart out!"
999
00:55:38.000 --> 00:55:39.291
"Sway and dance."
1000
00:55:39.791 --> 00:55:41.208
"Sway to the beat."
1001
00:55:41.708 --> 00:55:43.541
"Sway and dance."
1002
00:55:44.041 --> 00:55:45.208
"Dance your heart out!"
1003
00:55:45.708 --> 00:55:47.291
"Sway and dance."
1004
00:55:47.791 --> 00:55:48.916
"Sway to the beat."
1005
00:55:49.416 --> 00:55:51.000
"Sway and dance."
1006
00:55:51.500 --> 00:55:55.000
"Dance your heart out!"
1007
00:56:00.541 --> 00:56:03.875
"You're crazy, so am I."
1008
00:56:04.375 --> 00:56:07.666
"Or are we okay, and the world's crazy."
1009
00:56:08.166 --> 00:56:11.500
"I am not in my senses, and so are you."
1010
00:56:12.000 --> 00:56:15.208
"Why does everything seem like a blur?"
1011
00:56:15.708 --> 00:56:19.125
"Let's just push...the world aside."
1012
00:56:19.625 --> 00:56:22.208
"No one cares...whose fault it is."
1013
00:56:22.708 --> 00:56:26.250
"Finally...I am in the mood."
1014
00:56:26.750 --> 00:56:29.541
"The feeling inside me says, carry on dude."
1015
00:56:30.041 --> 00:56:33.333
"I'm feeling a sensation...from head to toe."
1016
00:56:33.833 --> 00:56:35.375
"Those who want to dance, just dance.."
1017
00:56:35.875 --> 00:56:37.625
"Those who don't, just..."
1018
00:56:38.125 --> 00:56:41.958
"Don't sit idle...in the club."
1019
00:56:42.458 --> 00:56:45.583
"Scream and shout even when the beat stops."
1020
00:56:46.083 --> 00:56:47.500
"Take your stance."
1021
00:56:48.000 --> 00:56:48.958
"Ready to dance."
1022
00:56:49.458 --> 00:56:51.291
"Here comes the song's hook.."
1023
00:56:51.791 --> 00:56:56.166
"Hook... Hook... Hook... Hook..."
1024
00:56:56.666 --> 00:56:58.291
"Dance your heart out!"
1025
00:56:58.791 --> 00:57:00.375
"Sway and dance."
1026
00:57:00.875 --> 00:57:02.291
"Sway to the beat."
1027
00:57:02.791 --> 00:57:04.208
"Sway and dance."
1028
00:57:04.708 --> 00:57:06.000
"Dance your heart out!"
1029
00:57:06.500 --> 00:57:08.041
"Sway and dance."
1030
00:57:08.541 --> 00:57:09.500
"Sway to the beat."
1031
00:57:10.000 --> 00:57:11.500
"Sway and dance."
1032
00:57:12.000 --> 00:57:15.500
"Dance your heart out!"
1033
00:57:19.166 --> 00:57:21.208
"Dance your heart out!"
1034
00:57:21.708 --> 00:57:23.041
Okay bye, sir.
1035
00:57:23.541 --> 00:57:26.208
Let's go.
1036
00:57:26.708 --> 00:57:30.208
"Dance your heart out!"
1037
00:57:42.458 --> 00:57:42.666
Nonsense!
1038
00:57:43.166 --> 00:57:46.666
Yudi? Vishakha.
1039
00:57:52.291 --> 00:57:54.541
Hi, Vishakha. - How dare you?
1040
00:57:55.041 --> 00:58:01.500
Oh, so you know. - So it is true!
1041
00:58:02.000 --> 00:58:04.291
How could you do this to me?
1042
00:58:04.791 --> 00:58:06.375
Vishakha, I..
1043
00:58:06.875 --> 00:58:09.208
This was all Montu's idea. - Don't bring me into it.
1044
00:58:09.708 --> 00:58:12.416
What? - Yes. About sneaking into your house.
1045
00:58:12.916 --> 00:58:16.208
Oh my God. - Your computer? He smashed it.
1046
00:58:16.708 --> 00:58:20.125
Oh my God! So it was you the other day?
1047
00:58:20.625 --> 00:58:22.250
You didn't know?
1048
00:58:22.750 --> 00:58:23.541
So what were you mad about?
1049
00:58:24.041 --> 00:58:26.166
No wonder I smelt you all over the house!
1050
00:58:26.666 --> 00:58:28.375
And I thought I was missing you.
1051
00:58:28.875 --> 00:58:30.875
I'm so stupid!
1052
00:58:31.375 --> 00:58:35.625
You know what, I deserve better than this.
1053
00:58:36.125 --> 00:58:39.625
I am sorry, Vishakha, I..
1054
00:58:44.208 --> 00:58:46.291
Actually, you know what?
1055
00:58:46.791 --> 00:58:50.000
You're absolutely right. You do deserve better.
1056
00:58:50.500 --> 00:58:52.500
You should spend your life with a better man.
1057
00:58:53.000 --> 00:58:54.291
I'm not good enough for you.
1058
00:58:54.791 --> 00:58:57.416
Are you trying to get rid of me? - What?
1059
00:58:57.916 --> 00:58:59.958
No! Not at all. - For that girl?
1060
00:59:00.458 --> 00:59:04.625
What? Which girl? - I know all about you and that.. 'writer'.
1061
00:59:05.125 --> 00:59:06.916
Oh! - Oh?
1062
00:59:07.416 --> 00:59:09.541
Is that all you have to say for yourself?
1063
00:59:10.041 --> 00:59:11.958
You're cheating on me, Yudi. You broke my heart.
1064
00:59:12.458 --> 00:59:15.666
No, Vishakha, there's nothing between us. - Don't lie to me!
1065
00:59:16.166 --> 00:59:19.000
You're having an affair with that pseudo, intellectual..
1066
00:59:19.500 --> 00:59:21.666
..matching-matching, rice-plate Reddy, aren't you?
1067
00:59:22.166 --> 00:59:25.291
No.. We're just friends.
1068
00:59:25.791 --> 00:59:28.791
Nothing's happened - no kiss-wiss, sex-wex..
1069
00:59:29.291 --> 00:59:34.708
And anyway.. we're not together anymore.
1070
00:59:35.208 --> 00:59:38.708
You and I are not together-together anymore, right?
1071
00:59:46.000 --> 00:59:49.500
Are we?
1072
00:59:53.416 --> 00:59:55.458
Gimme five! - It's not confirmed yet.
1073
00:59:55.958 --> 00:59:57.958
It is confirmed. That's all the confirmation you need.
1074
00:59:58.458 --> 01:00:00.000
Beyond this is your judgment.
1075
01:00:00.500 --> 01:00:02.125
Come on, gimme five!
1076
01:00:02.625 --> 01:00:04.000
I feel bad for her. - Gimme five!
1077
01:00:04.500 --> 01:00:04.958
On this side!
1078
01:00:05.458 --> 01:00:08.958
Gimme ten.. you're free again.. - You two are celebrating?!
1079
01:00:15.666 --> 01:00:20.458
You both should be ashamed.
1080
01:00:20.958 --> 01:00:22.125
Move! Out of my way!
1081
01:00:22.625 --> 01:00:26.125
Be ashamed. Now your chapter is over.
1082
01:00:39.166 --> 01:00:42.666
My Baby.
1083
01:01:33.000 --> 01:01:35.291
So I thought, maybe I could become a writer too.
1084
01:01:35.791 --> 01:01:36.416
Wow!
1085
01:01:36.916 --> 01:01:39.250
I don't have a cool back story like you.
1086
01:01:39.750 --> 01:01:41.333
It's just.. As a kid, I used to watch Dad
1087
01:01:41.833 --> 01:01:42.958
He never had time for anyone.
1088
01:01:43.458 --> 01:01:44.416
Not even himself.
1089
01:01:44.916 --> 01:01:46.708
He was successful, but,
1090
01:01:47.208 --> 01:01:48.666
You know,
1091
01:01:49.166 --> 01:01:53.291
..I wanted to taste life, you know what I mean?
1092
01:01:53.791 --> 01:01:56.125
I tried starting my own rock band.
1093
01:01:56.625 --> 01:01:58.250
But that was hard work too.
1094
01:01:58.750 --> 01:02:01.625
That's when I realized I should be a writer.
1095
01:02:02.125 --> 01:02:04.291
How's your life of leisure working out for you these days?
1096
01:02:04.791 --> 01:02:09.583
I'm broke! I have to work now. No choice.
1097
01:02:10.083 --> 01:02:13.625
Trouble is, I can't write. - You've forgotten how to work?
1098
01:02:14.125 --> 01:02:18.583
It's writer's block! - More like a mental block, don't you think?
1099
01:02:19.083 --> 01:02:20.875
Can I ask you something?
1100
01:02:21.375 --> 01:02:23.458
How do you write these love stories?
1101
01:02:23.958 --> 01:02:26.958
You don't even believe in them. - How do you know?
1102
01:02:27.458 --> 01:02:30.958
Maybe deep inside, I'm romantic?!
1103
01:02:40.000 --> 01:02:45.083
So Yudi's life is just like a romantic comedy now.
1104
01:02:45.583 --> 01:02:47.625
Soo sweet!
1105
01:02:48.125 --> 01:02:51.500
Correct. In this big wide world, we bumped into each other!
1106
01:02:52.000 --> 01:02:55.166
You didn't bump into her, you stalked her!
1107
01:02:55.666 --> 01:02:56.666
We're a nice combination.
1108
01:02:57.166 --> 01:02:58.458
She's hot. I'm cool.
1109
01:02:58.958 --> 01:03:01.625
She's romantic on the inside, I'm romantic on the outside.
1110
01:03:02.125 --> 01:03:05.833
She's young, I'm young.
1111
01:03:06.333 --> 01:03:09.291
Shut up, I'm not old.
1112
01:03:09.791 --> 01:03:13.500
Okay, young at heart!
1113
01:03:14.000 --> 01:03:17.000
Anyway, everything's perfect. - Actually..
1114
01:03:17.500 --> 01:03:19.958
This is going too smooth.
1115
01:03:20.458 --> 01:03:22.625
Something's going to give somewhere. - Shut up!
1116
01:03:23.125 --> 01:03:26.833
What? - She could be engaged. Married.
1117
01:03:27.333 --> 01:03:28.208
Pregnant.
1118
01:03:28.708 --> 01:03:32.625
And if it's a serious film, she could be terminally ill. - What?!
1119
01:03:33.125 --> 01:03:34.208
That doesn't always happen.
1120
01:03:34.708 --> 01:03:36.416
It does. Almost all the time.
1121
01:03:36.916 --> 01:03:40.416
It's a requirement.
1122
01:03:43.916 --> 01:03:46.666
Hey, what's up? - Nothing!
1123
01:03:47.166 --> 01:03:53.625
Just thought I'd say hi. - Okay? Hi, Yudi.
1124
01:03:54.125 --> 01:03:55.458
Are you married?
1125
01:03:55.958 --> 01:03:56.333
What?
1126
01:03:56.833 --> 01:03:58.250
No. I knew it.
1127
01:03:58.750 --> 01:04:04.333
Did you call me to ask that? - No. I just called.
1128
01:04:04.833 --> 01:04:07.041
And, you aren't engaged, are you?
1129
01:04:07.541 --> 01:04:09.583
Have you seen a ring on my finger? - No.
1130
01:04:10.083 --> 01:04:13.208
You could've hidden it also, like Montu. - Who's Montu?
1131
01:04:13.708 --> 01:04:16.333
What are you blabbering about?
1132
01:04:16.833 --> 01:04:20.000
You don't have a boyfriend, do you? - No, Yudi. I don't have any boyfriend.
1133
01:04:20.500 --> 01:04:21.916
I knew it!
1134
01:04:22.416 --> 01:04:26.291
Any critical..
1135
01:04:26.791 --> 01:04:28.833
Uh, you're healthy overall, right? - What the!
1136
01:04:29.333 --> 01:04:30.458
Good, good. Done.
1137
01:04:30.958 --> 01:04:33.625
Any more questions?
1138
01:04:34.125 --> 01:04:35.083
What?
1139
01:04:35.583 --> 01:04:39.000
Okay call you later bye!
1140
01:04:39.500 --> 01:04:42.041
Well? - You didn't ask all the questions.
1141
01:04:42.541 --> 01:04:44.291
Will you accept her if she's carrying someone else's sin
1142
01:04:44.791 --> 01:04:46.833
..in her stomach?
1143
01:04:47.333 --> 01:04:49.958
Shut up! - Just asking.
1144
01:04:50.458 --> 01:04:51.875
So,
1145
01:04:52.375 --> 01:04:54.291
..situation normal. - Impossible.
1146
01:04:54.791 --> 01:05:00.083
Every story has something happening right about at this point.
1147
01:05:00.583 --> 01:05:04.083
When? - Now.
1148
01:05:10.291 --> 01:05:13.791
Now? - Almost.
1149
01:05:24.791 --> 01:05:28.291
Now?
1150
01:05:50.125 --> 01:05:51.250
What happened to you?
1151
01:05:51.750 --> 01:05:53.791
This.. was.. a small accident.
1152
01:05:54.291 --> 01:05:56.583
Wasn't an accident. It's an allergy.
1153
01:05:57.083 --> 01:05:58.875
All this stuff around my face? These foreigners overdo things.
1154
01:05:59.375 --> 01:06:00.416
Give me a few days. I'll be fine.
1155
01:06:00.916 --> 01:06:02.125
What do you got? Write something?
1156
01:06:02.625 --> 01:06:07.916
No, I'll.. finish it soon.
1157
01:06:08.416 --> 01:06:11.916
I have a new idea.
1158
01:06:14.000 --> 01:06:17.541
What's this? - It's all his genius.
1159
01:06:18.041 --> 01:06:19.666
Thing about me is,
1160
01:06:20.166 --> 01:06:21.291
..I'm a method actor.
1161
01:06:21.791 --> 01:06:22.916
I've done my homework.
1162
01:06:23.416 --> 01:06:25.416
I've marked the best scenes in these films.
1163
01:06:25.916 --> 01:06:28.208
Use the ones you think are right for the script.
1164
01:06:28.708 --> 01:06:31.208
This way, no one will ever be able to tell..
1165
01:06:31.708 --> 01:06:33.708
..which film we copied it from.
1166
01:06:34.208 --> 01:06:35.583
You mean you watched all these films..
1167
01:06:36.083 --> 01:06:39.041
..and marked every scene you liked? - He saw them.
1168
01:06:39.541 --> 01:06:41.041
I understood them.
1169
01:06:41.541 --> 01:06:44.541
So. Knock yourself out inserting these scenes.
1170
01:06:45.041 --> 01:06:47.666
Armaanji, I think we should try something different.
1171
01:06:48.166 --> 01:06:49.125
What is different?
1172
01:06:49.625 --> 01:06:50.166
No matter how different you try to be..
1173
01:06:50.666 --> 01:06:54.166
..people watch what they like.
1174
01:06:54.666 --> 01:06:56.500
Okay, just give me one week.
1175
01:06:57.000 --> 01:06:58.500
I promise you, your mind will be blown.
1176
01:06:59.000 --> 01:07:00.500
He doesn't get it.
1177
01:07:01.000 --> 01:07:04.500
He doesn't get it.
1178
01:07:07.083 --> 01:07:10.583
Look here.
1179
01:07:13.375 --> 01:07:18.875
This look? There's 10 pages of dialogue coming.
1180
01:07:19.375 --> 01:07:20.958
Can you hear them?
1181
01:07:21.458 --> 01:07:25.958
Hold it!
1182
01:07:26.458 --> 01:07:27.208
Wide shot!
1183
01:07:27.708 --> 01:07:29.583
Jimmy, jimmy, jimmy, jimmy, jimmy, close!
1184
01:07:30.083 --> 01:07:33.958
Wide again! Cut to song.
1185
01:07:34.458 --> 01:07:35.458
That's how you write scripts.
1186
01:07:35.958 --> 01:07:37.458
Sir? - Not yet.
1187
01:07:37.958 --> 01:07:40.166
There was a time when..
1188
01:07:40.666 --> 01:07:41.583
..whatever I said was the script.
1189
01:07:42.083 --> 01:07:44.625
If I didn't? Pause.
1190
01:07:45.125 --> 01:07:46.791
If I was having an affair with the heroine?
1191
01:07:47.291 --> 01:07:49.041
Pregnant pause!
1192
01:07:49.541 --> 01:07:52.041
Screw it. Do your thing.
1193
01:07:52.541 --> 01:07:54.666
I don't like interfering anyway.
1194
01:07:55.166 --> 01:07:56.166
I'm just sharing these ideas so..
1195
01:07:56.666 --> 01:07:58.083
..you don't write a boring script. - No, no.
1196
01:07:58.583 --> 01:07:59.416
It is a romcom.
1197
01:07:59.916 --> 01:08:00.291
Romedy.
1198
01:08:00.791 --> 01:08:02.666
But it should be a bit hard hitting.
1199
01:08:03.166 --> 01:08:04.041
Intense.
1200
01:08:04.541 --> 01:08:06.875
Life is hard hitting and intense too.
1201
01:08:07.375 --> 01:08:08.666
Do all of that on your own time.
1202
01:08:09.166 --> 01:08:11.708
Sir, I just don't want the script to be cheesy.
1203
01:08:12.208 --> 01:08:13.208
Cheesy?
1204
01:08:13.708 --> 01:08:14.833
Understand this truth.
1205
01:08:15.333 --> 01:08:17.291
In this world, every boy is nave..
1206
01:08:17.791 --> 01:08:20.416
..every girl is insecure, and we're all cheesy in real life.
1207
01:08:20.916 --> 01:08:21.833
People go to the theatres..
1208
01:08:22.333 --> 01:08:24.291
..with their family and a tub of popcorn. Don't waste their money.
1209
01:08:24.791 --> 01:08:26.625
Everything should be spectacular. And happy.
1210
01:08:27.125 --> 01:08:29.250
Let the hero and heroine run into each others arms.
1211
01:08:29.750 --> 01:08:30.583
Let there be slow-motions.
1212
01:08:31.083 --> 01:08:33.208
Let there be sunset. If it rains, let it.
1213
01:08:33.708 --> 01:08:34.791
If it songs play, let them.
1214
01:08:35.291 --> 01:08:36.583
Why, if they want to kiss, let them!
1215
01:08:37.083 --> 01:08:38.125
These days, the Censors aren't an issue.
1216
01:08:38.625 --> 01:08:39.666
People should be happy.
1217
01:08:40.166 --> 01:08:41.833
Don't get stuck in your creativity.
1218
01:08:42.333 --> 01:08:45.833
Don't give life lessons for 300 rupees.
1219
01:08:51.000 --> 01:08:54.500
There's no more, Sir.
1220
01:09:00.291 --> 01:09:01.750
Let's write quietly for one hour.
1221
01:09:02.250 --> 01:09:04.250
You write yours, I'll write mine.
1222
01:09:04.750 --> 01:09:06.333
I don't have anything like this.
1223
01:09:06.833 --> 01:09:08.208
Can I borrow your dolly?
1224
01:09:08.708 --> 01:09:09.333
Absolutely not.
1225
01:09:09.833 --> 01:09:12.375
That's my lucky charm. Don't touch it.
1226
01:09:12.875 --> 01:09:16.375
Fine.
1227
01:09:32.041 --> 01:09:34.541
Can you type a little slower? You're giving me a complex.
1228
01:09:35.041 --> 01:09:36.458
Focus.
1229
01:09:36.958 --> 01:09:38.916
I can't do this.
1230
01:09:39.416 --> 01:09:41.416
Try! It hasn't even been 5 minutes.
1231
01:09:41.916 --> 01:09:44.875
I need inspiration.
1232
01:09:45.375 --> 01:09:47.041
Isn't this enough?
1233
01:09:47.541 --> 01:09:49.500
I have an idea.
1234
01:09:50.000 --> 01:09:50.458
What is it?
1235
01:09:50.958 --> 01:09:51.916
You're off to 'Frisco tomorrow, right? - Yeah?
1236
01:09:52.416 --> 01:09:54.250
Let's drive there. - Why?
1237
01:09:54.750 --> 01:09:56.791
Because you haven't seen the Pacific Coast Highway.
1238
01:09:57.291 --> 01:10:00.041
And maybe I'll find my inspiration driving.
1239
01:10:00.541 --> 01:10:03.083
But my flight and hotel have been booked. - So?
1240
01:10:03.583 --> 01:10:04.208
Get them cancelled.
1241
01:10:04.708 --> 01:10:06.041
Think about it.
1242
01:10:06.541 --> 01:10:07.291
The coast on one side.
1243
01:10:07.791 --> 01:10:08.791
Open skies on the other.
1244
01:10:09.291 --> 01:10:11.041
And me, in the middle of it all!
1245
01:10:11.541 --> 01:10:13.750
No. I have a reading day after morning.
1246
01:10:14.250 --> 01:10:15.375
I'm not taking any risk.
1247
01:10:15.875 --> 01:10:21.875
Baby, I am risk-free. I come with a guarantee.
1248
01:10:22.375 --> 01:10:24.625
Are you sure this is a good idea? - Absolutely.
1249
01:10:25.125 --> 01:10:27.083
We'll head out in the morning, reach by sundown,
1250
01:10:27.583 --> 01:10:29.750
..and you can make it for your reading the next morning.
1251
01:10:30.250 --> 01:10:31.708
Come on.
1252
01:10:32.208 --> 01:10:33.500
Fine. - Done.
1253
01:10:34.000 --> 01:10:36.000
But we'll start early. - Absolutely.
1254
01:10:36.500 --> 01:10:40.000
Early morning.
1255
01:10:46.416 --> 01:10:48.000
Finally!
1256
01:10:48.500 --> 01:10:49.583
You call this early morning?
1257
01:10:50.083 --> 01:10:51.666
It's not morning yet.
1258
01:10:52.166 --> 01:10:55.125
You've calling me like a psycho from 6 am!
1259
01:10:55.625 --> 01:10:57.000
You said we'd leave early morning.
1260
01:10:57.500 --> 01:11:01.000
Early is 11 or 12, after a nice long breakfast.
1261
01:11:06.875 --> 01:11:07.791
What's with all this luggage?
1262
01:11:08.291 --> 01:11:09.625
Planning to settle down there?
1263
01:11:10.125 --> 01:11:11.291
What? This is just basic stuff.
1264
01:11:11.791 --> 01:11:12.958
You should've brought some porters along.
1265
01:11:13.458 --> 01:11:16.958
Don't be such a big baby.
1266
01:11:26.916 --> 01:11:30.125
Really?
1267
01:11:30.625 --> 01:11:32.458
Your Highness! - Thank you.
1268
01:11:32.958 --> 01:11:36.458
Thank you.
1269
01:11:47.583 --> 01:11:49.000
Wow!
1270
01:11:49.500 --> 01:11:50.875
This is so beautiful!
1271
01:11:51.375 --> 01:11:52.666
If this doesn't inspire you..
1272
01:11:53.166 --> 01:11:54.958
..you should just quit writing.
1273
01:11:55.458 --> 01:11:56.500
You're welcome.
1274
01:11:57.000 --> 01:11:58.541
And you wanted to fly alone.
1275
01:11:59.041 --> 01:12:01.166
All we need is some background music to go with this scene.
1276
01:12:01.666 --> 01:12:04.750
Sure.
1277
01:12:05.250 --> 01:12:05.916
Oh man.
1278
01:12:06.416 --> 01:12:08.125
What?
1279
01:12:08.625 --> 01:12:12.375
No, this is not nice.
1280
01:12:12.875 --> 01:12:14.666
No way..
1281
01:12:15.166 --> 01:12:19.416
"It's not the flu or fever.."
1282
01:12:19.916 --> 01:12:22.583
"He's just.."
1283
01:12:23.083 --> 01:12:26.625
"Down with love."
1284
01:12:27.125 --> 01:12:30.416
"Down with love."
1285
01:12:30.916 --> 01:12:34.375
"The black eyes."
1286
01:12:34.875 --> 01:12:38.375
"The fair cheeks."
1287
01:12:38.875 --> 01:12:42.416
"The sultry gaze."
1288
01:12:42.916 --> 01:12:44.541
"The enticing gait."
1289
01:12:45.041 --> 01:12:48.875
"Why did you break my heart."
1290
01:12:49.375 --> 01:12:53.208
"Why did we fall in love."
1291
01:12:53.708 --> 01:12:55.958
"Why did you go away.."
1292
01:12:56.458 --> 01:12:57.750
"Away...Away.."
1293
01:12:58.250 --> 01:13:01.416
"Come.."
1294
01:13:01.916 --> 01:13:05.666
"Shower me with your love.."
1295
01:13:06.166 --> 01:13:10.333
Give it to me! - Stop it Yudi.
1296
01:13:10.833 --> 01:13:12.583
"What's behind the veil."
1297
01:13:13.083 --> 01:13:15.291
"Behind the veil.."
1298
01:13:15.791 --> 01:13:17.583
"What's behind the veil."
1299
01:13:18.083 --> 01:13:19.625
"Behind the veil.."
1300
01:13:20.125 --> 01:13:22.666
"My heart's behind my veil.."
1301
01:13:23.166 --> 01:13:26.166
"Every time I see a girl, my crazy heart goes.."
1302
01:13:26.666 --> 01:13:29.875
"Ole...Ole...Ole.."
1303
01:13:30.375 --> 01:13:33.666
"I sway, dance and sing the song of love."
1304
01:13:34.166 --> 01:13:37.666
"Ole...Ole...Ole.."
1305
01:14:01.041 --> 01:14:02.875
Aah! Nonsense!
1306
01:14:03.375 --> 01:14:05.416
Nonsense!
1307
01:14:05.916 --> 01:14:08.333
You Idiot.
1308
01:14:08.833 --> 01:14:11.125
Are you okay? - What happened?
1309
01:14:11.625 --> 01:14:14.166
I feel asleep. - You fell asleep at the wheel?
1310
01:14:14.666 --> 01:14:17.041
I told you, please don't sleep. - So it's my fault?
1311
01:14:17.541 --> 01:14:17.875
Of course.
1312
01:14:18.375 --> 01:14:20.875
First, you wake me up at 6 like some school teacher.
1313
01:14:21.375 --> 01:14:24.875
And then happily dozed off.
1314
01:14:27.250 --> 01:14:29.000
Nonsense! It's not starting.
1315
01:14:29.500 --> 01:14:30.291
Engine must be flooded.
1316
01:14:30.791 --> 01:14:31.458
What now?
1317
01:14:31.958 --> 01:14:34.333
I'll call AAA. They'll get us out of here quickly.
1318
01:14:34.833 --> 01:14:36.833
Oh God, we'll be very late. - No, we won't.
1319
01:14:37.333 --> 01:14:39.291
I'll get you there by tonight, I promise.
1320
01:14:39.791 --> 01:14:40.666
Y!
1321
01:14:41.166 --> 01:14:42.333
Y!
1322
01:14:42.833 --> 01:14:43.833
No, I'm not asking why.
1323
01:14:44.333 --> 01:14:46.750
I am saying Y. My name is Yudi.
1324
01:14:47.250 --> 01:14:48.458
Y for Yahoo.
1325
01:14:48.958 --> 01:14:50.458
U for Underwear.
1326
01:14:50.958 --> 01:14:54.458
U for Unicorn.
1327
01:14:56.125 --> 01:14:57.291
What did they say?
1328
01:14:57.791 --> 01:14:58.958
It'll take at least 4 hours.
1329
01:14:59.458 --> 01:15:00.583
4 hours?
1330
01:15:01.083 --> 01:15:03.125
I can't believe I made such a huge mistake.
1331
01:15:03.625 --> 01:15:04.625
This was such a bad idea.
1332
01:15:05.125 --> 01:15:06.500
As long as you had the wind on your face, everything was fine.
1333
01:15:07.000 --> 01:15:08.333
At the first sign of trouble, it became a bad idea?
1334
01:15:08.833 --> 01:15:09.750
I cancelled my nice, comfortable flight!
1335
01:15:10.250 --> 01:15:11.333
If the pilot had fallen asleep..
1336
01:15:11.833 --> 01:15:12.750
..you wouldn't even get a chance to argue like this!
1337
01:15:13.250 --> 01:15:16.416
Yudi, you do realize we could've died! - Don't be so dramatic.
1338
01:15:16.916 --> 01:15:20.333
Whoa, I'm being dramatic now! - Of course!
1339
01:15:20.833 --> 01:15:24.333
We should get a lift.
1340
01:15:32.666 --> 01:15:33.500
I can't believe this!
1341
01:15:34.000 --> 01:15:35.458
No one wants to help!
1342
01:15:35.958 --> 01:15:39.458
Wait.
1343
01:15:42.250 --> 01:15:43.916
What are you doing?
1344
01:15:44.416 --> 01:15:45.625
What are you doing?
1345
01:15:46.125 --> 01:15:46.875
Take off your shirt.
1346
01:15:47.375 --> 01:15:48.083
What?!
1347
01:15:48.583 --> 01:15:50.291
Your face can't be seen in the distance.
1348
01:15:50.791 --> 01:15:53.416
You'll need to show your body. - No way.
1349
01:15:53.916 --> 01:15:57.416
Your wish.
1350
01:16:02.750 --> 01:16:05.375
Come on! Somebody?
1351
01:16:05.875 --> 01:16:08.458
Arch your back!
1352
01:16:08.958 --> 01:16:10.833
Stomach in, chest out!
1353
01:16:11.333 --> 01:16:13.166
Chest out! - It is out, Yudi.
1354
01:16:13.666 --> 01:16:16.375
You need a sexy pose.
1355
01:16:16.875 --> 01:16:19.208
Sexier!
1356
01:16:19.708 --> 01:16:22.541
That's good, That's nice.
1357
01:16:23.041 --> 01:16:24.208
Nice.
1358
01:16:24.708 --> 01:16:26.125
And turn around slowly.
1359
01:16:26.625 --> 01:16:27.708
Slowly, slowly!
1360
01:16:28.208 --> 01:16:29.583
Shut up, Yudi.
1361
01:16:30.083 --> 01:16:30.833
Okay, it's not working.
1362
01:16:31.333 --> 01:16:35.791
Tell you what, take the top off.
1363
01:16:36.291 --> 01:16:37.583
What the hell are you doing there?
1364
01:16:38.083 --> 01:16:41.375
Get up. I think you'll do better than me.
1365
01:16:41.875 --> 01:16:45.541
Take it off. Why are you covering? - Are you mad?
1366
01:16:46.041 --> 01:16:48.375
Take it off, Yudi. Show your chest.
1367
01:16:48.875 --> 01:16:52.041
Stick it out a little bit. - Yeah!
1368
01:16:52.541 --> 01:16:56.041
Nice.
1369
01:16:59.458 --> 01:17:02.500
Hey! You need a ride?
1370
01:17:03.000 --> 01:17:04.916
No, no. Please go. It's okay.
1371
01:17:05.416 --> 01:17:06.458
Thank you.
1372
01:17:06.958 --> 01:17:12.041
Idiot!
1373
01:17:12.541 --> 01:17:16.041
He called you an idiot!
1374
01:17:21.458 --> 01:17:24.958
Finally!
1375
01:17:31.666 --> 01:17:34.125
You from India?
1376
01:17:34.625 --> 01:17:35.291
Yeah.
1377
01:17:35.791 --> 01:17:39.291
Girlfriend? - No! We're just friends.
1378
01:17:39.791 --> 01:17:43.291
Just friend!
1379
01:17:45.375 --> 01:17:46.541
Tell him, Yudi.
1380
01:17:47.041 --> 01:17:50.458
I have 'just friend'. - Yeah?
1381
01:17:50.958 --> 01:17:52.458
Shut up, Yudi.
1382
01:17:52.958 --> 01:17:54.625
How much longer?
1383
01:17:55.125 --> 01:17:58.625
2 minutes!
1384
01:18:00.041 --> 01:18:03.541
15 minutes.
1385
01:18:06.833 --> 01:18:10.333
20-25 minutes!
1386
01:18:32.833 --> 01:18:36.125
Thanks.
1387
01:18:36.625 --> 01:18:40.041
So sweet.. - The perfect Facebook moment.
1388
01:18:40.541 --> 01:18:42.083
Yay, I'm finally married!
1389
01:18:42.583 --> 01:18:45.375
Hubby and wifey forever! I love you!
1390
01:18:45.875 --> 01:18:46.916
Heart, heart, heart.
1391
01:18:47.416 --> 01:18:49.666
At least 75 Comments and 100 Likes.
1392
01:18:50.166 --> 01:18:51.750
"What a lovely couple you guys make."
1393
01:18:52.250 --> 01:18:55.041
"You guys are perfect for each other."
1394
01:18:55.541 --> 01:19:00.458
What do you think? 3 years? - Nah. 1 year tops.
1395
01:19:00.958 --> 01:19:02.625
First 3 months will be ruled by hormones.
1396
01:19:03.125 --> 01:19:04.416
Next 3 by realization...
1397
01:19:04.916 --> 01:19:06.125
..and the following 3 by frustration.
1398
01:19:06.625 --> 01:19:09.250
By the first anniversary, they'll be at war.
1399
01:19:09.750 --> 01:19:11.583
"Give me my space!" "I don't like your mother!"
1400
01:19:12.083 --> 01:19:12.625
"What's wrong with my mother?"
1401
01:19:13.125 --> 01:19:14.250
"I hate you. I don't want to talk to you."
1402
01:19:14.750 --> 01:19:17.500
"Eff you!" "Eff you!"
1403
01:19:18.000 --> 01:19:18.916
Hey, that groom looks..
1404
01:19:19.416 --> 01:19:21.083
..just like the hero from one of your books.
1405
01:19:21.583 --> 01:19:23.208
If I ever run into the hero of my book..
1406
01:19:23.708 --> 01:19:24.625
..I'll knock him out.
1407
01:19:25.125 --> 01:19:28.458
I don't get it. Every girl talks about equality and independence.
1408
01:19:28.958 --> 01:19:30.833
And yet all of them want..
1409
01:19:31.333 --> 01:19:32.541
..their prince charming to swoop in and rescue them.
1410
01:19:33.041 --> 01:19:33.791
Complete them.
1411
01:19:34.291 --> 01:19:36.125
Change their life.
1412
01:19:36.625 --> 01:19:37.916
Doesn't make sense, right?
1413
01:19:38.416 --> 01:19:40.208
Then why do you write those books?
1414
01:19:40.708 --> 01:19:44.625
What difference does it make if I write or not?
1415
01:19:45.125 --> 01:19:48.625
Dude, you're a bit off!
1416
01:19:52.833 --> 01:19:54.541
What?
1417
01:19:55.041 --> 01:19:59.208
You and me, we won't last 6 months. - 6 months?
1418
01:19:59.708 --> 01:20:01.708
We can't last 6 hours.
1419
01:20:02.208 --> 01:20:04.791
An whole lifetime is out of the question.
1420
01:20:05.291 --> 01:20:08.541
Perfect.
1421
01:20:09.041 --> 01:20:12.541
Cheers to that.
1422
01:20:27.750 --> 01:20:30.166
What? Why didn't you book a room for yourself?
1423
01:20:30.666 --> 01:20:31.375
I didn't..
1424
01:20:31.875 --> 01:20:34.833
Where did you plan on sleeping? - I don't know.
1425
01:20:35.333 --> 01:20:38.041
I don't think that far ahead. - Yudi!
1426
01:20:38.541 --> 01:20:41.791
I thought you were on top of the arrangements.
1427
01:20:42.291 --> 01:20:46.333
I handled the travel.
1428
01:20:46.833 --> 01:20:49.041
Are you really sure you don't have any extra rooms?
1429
01:20:49.541 --> 01:20:51.833
Sorry, ma'am. We're fully booked.
1430
01:20:52.333 --> 01:20:57.041
This has to happen.
1431
01:20:57.541 --> 01:20:59.041
Enjoy your stay.
1432
01:20:59.541 --> 01:21:01.666
I can't believe I'm forced to share a room with you.
1433
01:21:02.166 --> 01:21:04.083
Come on, we're adults. We'll manage.
1434
01:21:04.583 --> 01:21:08.083
I'm an adult, I can't say the same about you.
1435
01:21:16.000 --> 01:21:17.250
So listen. I'll take the bed..
1436
01:21:17.750 --> 01:21:21.125
..and you take the couch.
1437
01:21:21.625 --> 01:21:25.916
You know, I have a bad back. I can't sleep on the couch.
1438
01:21:26.416 --> 01:21:29.375
So I should sleep on the couch? - No.
1439
01:21:29.875 --> 01:21:33.250
You don't have to.
1440
01:21:33.750 --> 01:21:37.250
It's a big bed.
1441
01:21:41.833 --> 01:21:43.708
We both can fit in here comfortably.
1442
01:21:44.208 --> 01:21:47.708
Without even touching each other. I promise.
1443
01:21:50.791 --> 01:21:54.875
No.
1444
01:21:55.375 --> 01:21:58.250
This is ridiculous. I always sleep on the left side.
1445
01:21:58.750 --> 01:22:02.125
You're on the left, just in the other direction.
1446
01:22:02.625 --> 01:22:05.250
Hang on a second. This is my room.
1447
01:22:05.750 --> 01:22:08.041
Why should I sleep on this side? - Don't be selfish.
1448
01:22:08.541 --> 01:22:09.541
Switch!
1449
01:22:10.041 --> 01:22:13.541
Really? - Yeah!
1450
01:22:16.375 --> 01:22:19.875
Roll over the blanket, Yudi.
1451
01:22:22.250 --> 01:22:24.541
Can you keep your feet away from my face?
1452
01:22:25.041 --> 01:22:27.083
You too.
1453
01:22:27.583 --> 01:22:30.958
Your feet stink. - Not more than your face.
1454
01:22:31.458 --> 01:22:34.958
Can you..
1455
01:22:41.583 --> 01:22:45.291
Aanchal.
1456
01:22:45.791 --> 01:22:48.833
Aanchal.
1457
01:22:49.333 --> 01:22:50.666
Aanchal.
1458
01:22:51.166 --> 01:22:53.875
Aanchal.
1459
01:22:54.375 --> 01:22:58.500
Okay, I'm going to lift your arm in the air.
1460
01:22:59.000 --> 01:23:02.416
If you're asleep, your arm will stay up.
1461
01:23:02.916 --> 01:23:05.500
Else it will fall down.
1462
01:23:06.000 --> 01:23:07.166
How old are you, Yudi?
1463
01:23:07.666 --> 01:23:10.541
Oh, so you're awake.
1464
01:23:11.041 --> 01:23:14.500
What do you want? - Nothing.
1465
01:23:15.000 --> 01:23:18.041
I just wanted to apologize.
1466
01:23:18.541 --> 01:23:19.791
You met with an accident because of me.
1467
01:23:20.291 --> 01:23:25.083
So I'm sorry.
1468
01:23:25.583 --> 01:23:28.791
I shouldn't have fallen asleep either.
1469
01:23:29.291 --> 01:23:35.208
Sorry, I got carried away and said too much. - No.
1470
01:23:35.708 --> 01:23:37.666
It was my idea to drive here.
1471
01:23:38.166 --> 01:23:40.166
All I had to do was drop you here safe and sound.
1472
01:23:40.666 --> 01:23:42.625
Driving here wasn't a bad idea at all.
1473
01:23:43.125 --> 01:23:45.041
I really enjoyed it.
1474
01:23:45.541 --> 01:23:49.041
Lovely weather, right?
1475
01:23:51.375 --> 01:23:54.541
The room's nice too.
1476
01:23:55.041 --> 01:24:00.625
So is the bed. So soft.
1477
01:24:01.125 --> 01:24:04.625
Should we do something?
1478
01:24:06.625 --> 01:24:09.083
Make out?
1479
01:24:09.583 --> 01:24:11.750
What? I can't hear you?
1480
01:24:12.250 --> 01:24:16.000
I think we should make out. - I can't hear you, Yudi.
1481
01:24:16.500 --> 01:24:20.000
Let's kiss!
1482
01:24:24.208 --> 01:24:26.416
You didn't have to kick me.
1483
01:24:26.916 --> 01:24:30.416
A polite no would've done fine.
1484
01:24:41.291 --> 01:24:43.041
Uhh, okay.
1485
01:24:43.541 --> 01:24:44.416
Hmm?
1486
01:24:44.916 --> 01:24:47.125
Okay.
1487
01:24:47.625 --> 01:24:51.125
What okay?
1488
01:25:06.375 --> 01:25:08.666
You won't fall in love, right?
1489
01:25:09.166 --> 01:25:10.416
I don't fall in love.
1490
01:25:10.916 --> 01:25:14.666
Good. - And normally, I usually say this to girls.
1491
01:25:15.166 --> 01:25:16.666
And I can never be so direct.
1492
01:25:17.166 --> 01:25:19.083
All I am saying is..
1493
01:25:19.583 --> 01:25:22.250
..I go back next week..
1494
01:25:22.750 --> 01:25:24.833
I don't want things between us..
1495
01:25:25.333 --> 01:25:27.375
So let's not complicate things. - No!
1496
01:25:27.875 --> 01:25:29.833
Let's just be in the moment. - Yeah!
1497
01:25:30.333 --> 01:25:31.916
You understand, right?
1498
01:25:32.416 --> 01:25:33.291
No falling in love.
1499
01:25:33.791 --> 01:25:37.291
Just control yourself. I'm very addictive.
1500
01:25:42.375 --> 01:25:45.875
What? - Should we put on some music?
1501
01:25:56.875 --> 01:25:58.625
I'm sorry. - You have a big nose.
1502
01:25:59.125 --> 01:26:00.458
You moved your head..
1503
01:26:00.958 --> 01:26:01.416
Okay.
1504
01:26:01.916 --> 01:26:04.708
Anyway, let's try this again.
1505
01:26:05.208 --> 01:26:06.125
Should we increase the volume?
1506
01:26:06.625 --> 01:26:08.500
Are you going to talk nonstop?
1507
01:26:09.000 --> 01:26:12.500
No!
1508
01:26:15.583 --> 01:26:16.958
Nothing's changed, right?
1509
01:26:17.458 --> 01:26:19.041
Not at all.
1510
01:26:19.541 --> 01:26:24.291
In fact, you seem more irritating.
1511
01:26:24.791 --> 01:26:28.291
Can we sleep properly now?
1512
01:26:30.083 --> 01:26:33.583
What, you mean upside down?
1513
01:26:48.666 --> 01:26:50.291
My face hurts.
1514
01:26:50.791 --> 01:26:52.833
I don't know how many times you kicked me in your sleep.
1515
01:26:53.333 --> 01:26:55.750
Next time sleep on the couch.
1516
01:26:56.250 --> 01:26:58.500
Tell me. One second, almost ready.
1517
01:26:59.000 --> 01:27:01.458
How do I look?
1518
01:27:01.958 --> 01:27:06.041
Like you worked really hard all night. - Shut up!
1519
01:27:06.541 --> 01:27:11.125
Relax. It will be fine.
1520
01:27:11.625 --> 01:27:14.458
"To gain something, you have to lose something."
1521
01:27:14.958 --> 01:27:17.458
"Rena knew it boiled down to just three words."
1522
01:27:17.958 --> 01:27:19.916
"But did she have the courage to finally say them aloud.."
1523
01:27:20.416 --> 01:27:25.500
"..to the person who stood for everything she despised?"
1524
01:27:26.000 --> 01:27:28.708
"In that heartbeat, she found the courage."
1525
01:27:29.208 --> 01:27:31.250
"So her thoughts were exactly this.."
1526
01:27:31.750 --> 01:27:34.208
"Love me and free my soul."
1527
01:27:34.708 --> 01:27:36.833
"I love you and adore you..."
1528
01:27:37.333 --> 01:27:40.250
"...and I don't know any other way of living."
1529
01:27:40.750 --> 01:27:42.958
"Of loving!"
1530
01:27:43.458 --> 01:27:48.791
And I counted 7 yawns, 3 snores and 1 dead person.
1531
01:27:49.291 --> 01:27:53.416
A very senior writer, friend and philosopher..
1532
01:27:53.916 --> 01:27:56.500
..once said to me, "People come to book reading.."
1533
01:27:57.000 --> 01:27:58.458
"..to know more about the author."
1534
01:27:58.958 --> 01:28:01.458
So I'm thinking let's you and me have a conversation.
1535
01:28:01.958 --> 01:28:03.375
Let's just talk. What do you say?
1536
01:28:03.875 --> 01:28:05.541
I have a question for you? - Yes, sure.
1537
01:28:06.041 --> 01:28:08.500
How close to your personal life is your writing?
1538
01:28:09.000 --> 01:28:11.458
Have you ever been in love?
1539
01:28:11.958 --> 01:28:16.708
Umm. Let's see. Class 3, Class 7, 12, college..
1540
01:28:17.208 --> 01:28:22.916
Three years ago. Kiran, Vikram, Hussain, Kkrish and Andy.
1541
01:28:23.416 --> 01:28:25.541
Yes, I have a question. - Yes.
1542
01:28:26.041 --> 01:28:30.583
Why do you write such conventional and idealistic love stories?
1543
01:28:31.083 --> 01:28:34.833
Because, our lives are so crowded..
1544
01:28:35.333 --> 01:28:39.625
..and often, love between two people gets lost in it.
1545
01:28:40.125 --> 01:28:42.958
So I thought there's one way to save love.
1546
01:28:43.458 --> 01:28:46.291
Write it down in the pages of a book and sell it.
1547
01:28:46.791 --> 01:28:50.291
What I am trying to say is that love nowadays is just a four-letter word..
1548
01:28:54.750 --> 01:28:58.250
Thank you!
1549
01:29:02.000 --> 01:29:05.208
"The heart sometimes...confuses me.."
1550
01:29:05.708 --> 01:29:11.041
"And...I'll be really grateful if..."
1551
01:29:11.541 --> 01:29:15.041
"Understand what's it saying...and tell me.."
1552
01:29:15.541 --> 01:29:20.250
"And...I'll be really grateful..."
1553
01:29:20.750 --> 01:29:22.500
"I'll be really grateful.."
1554
01:29:23.000 --> 01:29:25.166
"If you just let your heart express.."
1555
01:29:25.666 --> 01:29:31.500
"..what you could never say."
1556
01:29:32.000 --> 01:29:41.125
"Just like I am for you... You're for me."
1557
01:29:41.625 --> 01:29:45.125
"Just like I am for you... You're for me."
1558
01:30:06.291 --> 01:30:10.583
"If we keep meeting...like this.."
1559
01:30:11.083 --> 01:30:15.458
"Love might just seek us out."
1560
01:30:15.958 --> 01:30:17.791
"The heart's deceptive..."
1561
01:30:18.291 --> 01:30:25.500
"Why did it skip a beat...hearing about it?"
1562
01:30:26.000 --> 01:30:29.750
"It's no longer in my control."
1563
01:30:30.250 --> 01:30:33.375
"Since the heart's stuck on you."
1564
01:30:33.875 --> 01:30:35.208
Let's take a picture? - Of course.
1565
01:30:35.708 --> 01:30:36.333
Patel Value.
1566
01:30:36.833 --> 01:30:45.625
"Just like I am for you... You're for me."
1567
01:30:46.125 --> 01:30:54.333
"Just like I am for you... You're for me."
1568
01:30:54.833 --> 01:30:58.333
Yeah, baby!
1569
01:31:14.875 --> 01:31:15.750
Yudi!
1570
01:31:16.250 --> 01:31:20.083
"I'll be really grateful.."
1571
01:31:20.583 --> 01:31:24.833
"First I request... then miss you.."
1572
01:31:25.333 --> 01:31:29.625
"I think only about you."
1573
01:31:30.125 --> 01:31:32.166
"I don't love you.."
1574
01:31:32.666 --> 01:31:39.708
"..still I always want you around me."
1575
01:31:40.208 --> 01:31:44.250
"It's nothing... yet, there's something."
1576
01:31:44.750 --> 01:31:50.500
"Since we met, the heart feels..."
1577
01:31:51.000 --> 01:32:00.208
"Just like I am for you... You're for me."
1578
01:32:00.708 --> 01:32:09.708
"Just like I am for you... You're for me."
1579
01:32:10.208 --> 01:32:12.375
"You're for me."
1580
01:32:12.875 --> 01:32:16.666
"You're for me."
1581
01:32:17.166 --> 01:32:20.666
"I'll be really grateful.."
1582
01:32:36.166 --> 01:32:39.500
So, everything fine or not? - Yes and no.
1583
01:32:40.000 --> 01:32:40.958
Why does this always happen with you?
1584
01:32:41.458 --> 01:32:43.666
First, you were confused about Vishakha. Now it's Aanchal.
1585
01:32:44.166 --> 01:32:45.791
Shut up, Montu. There's no confusion this time.
1586
01:32:46.291 --> 01:32:48.375
I suggest you do a full background check on her.
1587
01:32:48.875 --> 01:32:49.791
If she falls in love with you..
1588
01:32:50.291 --> 01:32:53.291
..it will just spell trouble. - No chance.
1589
01:32:53.791 --> 01:32:55.500
She's just like me. - Like you?
1590
01:32:56.000 --> 01:33:00.125
Wow! Then this will be the best relationship of your life.
1591
01:33:00.625 --> 01:33:01.333
Yeah!
1592
01:33:01.833 --> 01:33:03.666
If she's so smart, why is she giving you so much attention?
1593
01:33:04.166 --> 01:33:05.250
Let me tell you something.
1594
01:33:05.750 --> 01:33:07.500
Girls love projects.
1595
01:33:08.000 --> 01:33:10.250
And what better project than me?
1596
01:33:10.750 --> 01:33:13.125
That's true. That's very true.
1597
01:33:13.625 --> 01:33:15.291
Aanchal.
1598
01:33:15.791 --> 01:33:17.708
Hey, what's happening?
1599
01:33:18.208 --> 01:33:22.291
Nothing, I'm free. - Hey! You're not free, okay?
1600
01:33:22.791 --> 01:33:24.166
Do what? - Have a drink with me.
1601
01:33:24.666 --> 01:33:25.833
Done. We'll meet at 9.
1602
01:33:26.333 --> 01:33:26.916
Yudi, don't go - Bye.
1603
01:33:27.416 --> 01:33:29.000
Don't go, Yudi! Yudi, what the hell!
1604
01:33:29.500 --> 01:33:30.208
You know how tough it's been..
1605
01:33:30.708 --> 01:33:31.916
..to get permission to go out..
1606
01:33:32.416 --> 01:33:32.958
I won't be able to do this..
1607
01:33:33.458 --> 01:33:34.166
..after I become a father.
1608
01:33:34.666 --> 01:33:35.458
Please let me go.
1609
01:33:35.958 --> 01:33:38.125
Aanchal's leaving tomorrow. It's her farewell dinner.
1610
01:33:38.625 --> 01:33:40.291
Tomorrow on, we're together. - Fine, go.
1611
01:33:40.791 --> 01:33:42.250
I know you don't love me. - Senti..
1612
01:33:42.750 --> 01:33:45.083
Vicky, could you keep an eye on my friend, please?
1613
01:33:45.583 --> 01:33:46.500
He's very depressed.
1614
01:33:47.000 --> 01:33:50.500
Sweetheart, why so sad? - Married, thank you.
1615
01:34:00.125 --> 01:34:01.750
Almost done.
1616
01:34:02.250 --> 01:34:05.500
Just two more minutes. One more minute.
1617
01:34:06.000 --> 01:34:11.750
Yeah. So what were you saying?
1618
01:34:12.250 --> 01:34:16.208
So. Suddenly, in the middle of the jungle..
1619
01:34:16.708 --> 01:34:17.333
Oh man!
1620
01:34:17.833 --> 01:34:20.500
Sorry!
1621
01:34:21.000 --> 01:34:22.833
And I left poor Montu alone for this?
1622
01:34:23.333 --> 01:34:27.458
Flight details..
1623
01:34:27.958 --> 01:34:28.875
Almost done.
1624
01:34:29.375 --> 01:34:31.250
Done.
1625
01:34:31.750 --> 01:34:34.166
So, tell me. - Forget it.
1626
01:34:34.666 --> 01:34:36.166
Oh come on, tell me.
1627
01:34:36.666 --> 01:34:40.666
I'm listening. Really!
1628
01:34:41.166 --> 01:34:44.750
Okay, so suddenly, in the middle of the jungle,
1629
01:34:45.250 --> 01:34:49.875
..a tiger? Or a bear?
1630
01:34:50.375 --> 01:34:51.583
Dinosaur?
1631
01:34:52.083 --> 01:34:53.541
Okay, let's say it was an elephant.
1632
01:34:54.041 --> 01:34:58.541
Suddenly he saw that an ele...
1633
01:34:59.041 --> 01:34:59.666
Yudi, my phone!
1634
01:35:00.166 --> 01:35:03.666
Yudi.. Yudi, I need the..
1635
01:35:07.750 --> 01:35:11.250
I'm sorry.
1636
01:35:23.041 --> 01:35:26.541
Sorry!
1637
01:35:28.625 --> 01:35:32.125
No! No!
1638
01:36:13.833 --> 01:36:15.375
Did this belong to one of your ex-girlfriends?
1639
01:36:15.875 --> 01:36:17.291
But she's not here. You can wear them.
1640
01:36:17.791 --> 01:36:19.458
No, I don't want them.
1641
01:36:19.958 --> 01:36:20.833
Fine, you come out as you are.
1642
01:36:21.333 --> 01:36:24.833
I love a naked girl in my bedroom.
1643
01:36:31.416 --> 01:36:32.333
What's all this?
1644
01:36:32.833 --> 01:36:36.333
Don't touch anything, please!
1645
01:36:41.500 --> 01:36:44.375
Wow! You wrote these?
1646
01:36:44.875 --> 01:36:48.375
Yes. Once upon a time, I used to be a writer.
1647
01:36:53.791 --> 01:36:56.708
Why haven't you completed any of it? - Couldn't find happy endings.
1648
01:36:57.208 --> 01:36:59.333
Not every story needs a happy ending.
1649
01:36:59.833 --> 01:37:01.208
Not bad.
1650
01:37:01.708 --> 01:37:02.666
You do work hard.
1651
01:37:03.166 --> 01:37:04.083
It's bad for my image.
1652
01:37:04.583 --> 01:37:06.833
Keep them back, please. - Fine.
1653
01:37:07.333 --> 01:37:10.833
And please don't tell anyone.
1654
01:37:17.166 --> 01:37:20.458
Can you play, or is it just to strike a pose?
1655
01:37:20.958 --> 01:37:23.125
Of course. I'm not a total fake.
1656
01:37:23.625 --> 01:37:27.541
Really? I wonder.
1657
01:37:28.041 --> 01:37:31.083
Actually, I always wanted to be a rockstar.
1658
01:37:31.583 --> 01:37:34.541
Yeah, I've heard that story.
1659
01:37:35.041 --> 01:37:37.541
So sing something. - Now?
1660
01:37:38.041 --> 01:37:40.291
No. I feel shy.
1661
01:37:40.791 --> 01:37:42.791
Why? Don't know how?
1662
01:37:43.291 --> 01:37:45.958
I'm a legend. The world just never got it.
1663
01:37:46.458 --> 01:37:48.458
Really?
1664
01:37:48.958 --> 01:37:52.458
Ready?
1665
01:38:00.666 --> 01:38:02.333
Wow! - I wrote that song in..
1666
01:38:02.833 --> 01:38:05.291
Okay, it's Led Zeppelin.
1667
01:38:05.791 --> 01:38:10.250
Yeah. But seriously. Anything.
1668
01:38:10.750 --> 01:38:14.416
"I was 16...and she was beautiful.."
1669
01:38:14.916 --> 01:38:18.458
And I bought this guitar to impress her.
1670
01:38:18.958 --> 01:38:20.250
Very impressed. - Thank you.
1671
01:38:20.750 --> 01:38:22.875
So...was she impressed? - No.
1672
01:38:23.375 --> 01:38:25.416
And I bought this guitar for no reason.
1673
01:38:25.916 --> 01:38:26.458
Funny.
1674
01:38:26.958 --> 01:38:30.458
Okay, seriously. - Seriously.
1675
01:38:33.958 --> 01:38:35.958
I don't remember it, but.. - But..
1676
01:38:36.458 --> 01:38:39.958
What are the words?
1677
01:38:41.916 --> 01:38:44.458
"It was in one of the drawers."
1678
01:38:44.958 --> 01:38:47.416
"It was right here... but now it's lost."
1679
01:38:47.916 --> 01:38:50.416
"It shouldn't have happened."
1680
01:38:50.916 --> 01:38:53.416
"My heart's gone missing."
1681
01:38:53.916 --> 01:38:56.500
"My senses were a bit dusty."
1682
01:38:57.000 --> 01:38:59.416
"That was my only fault."
1683
01:38:59.916 --> 01:39:02.416
"Let it be...what's gone, is gone."
1684
01:39:02.916 --> 01:39:04.375
"It was useless anyway."
1685
01:39:04.875 --> 01:39:10.333
"Welcome...my beloved."
1686
01:39:10.833 --> 01:39:12.708
"My heart... - It's your punishment."
1687
01:39:13.208 --> 01:39:17.208
Are you sure you can't stay for few more days? - I wish I could!
1688
01:39:17.708 --> 01:39:22.666
"Welcome...my beloved."
1689
01:39:23.166 --> 01:39:28.333
"Welcome...my beloved."
1690
01:39:28.833 --> 01:39:34.500
"Welcome...my beloved."
1691
01:39:35.000 --> 01:39:38.500
"Welcome...my beloved."
1692
01:39:50.208 --> 01:39:52.291
Aanchal..
1693
01:39:52.791 --> 01:39:54.500
Yeah?
1694
01:39:55.000 --> 01:39:59.375
You know?
1695
01:39:59.875 --> 01:40:03.375
Yeah?
1696
01:40:13.291 --> 01:40:16.375
When are you back?
1697
01:40:16.875 --> 01:40:18.333
I don't know.
1698
01:40:18.833 --> 01:40:21.041
I have no plans.
1699
01:40:21.541 --> 01:40:25.541
Do you have any plans of coming to India? - Not right now.
1700
01:40:26.041 --> 01:40:30.250
But I will, one day.
1701
01:40:30.750 --> 01:40:32.166
Okay.
1702
01:40:32.666 --> 01:40:38.416
Thanks, for everything.
1703
01:40:38.916 --> 01:40:42.416
I had fun.
1704
01:40:49.625 --> 01:40:54.083
So I'll see you tomorrow before I leave, right?
1705
01:40:54.583 --> 01:40:56.708
I have to meet Armaan..
1706
01:40:57.208 --> 01:40:57.583
Deadlines..
1707
01:40:58.083 --> 01:41:00.500
You know how it is. - I know. No problem.
1708
01:41:01.000 --> 01:41:05.916
I'll try. - It's okay.
1709
01:41:06.416 --> 01:41:09.916
So bye, I guess?
1710
01:41:25.375 --> 01:41:28.875
Bye.
1711
01:41:59.416 --> 01:42:02.500
That turned out such an anti-climax. - It's correct.
1712
01:42:03.000 --> 01:42:05.625
We decided not to complicate the situation.
1713
01:42:06.125 --> 01:42:09.625
But you want her to come back.
1714
01:42:24.750 --> 01:42:25.833
Why haven't you answered your phone?
1715
01:42:26.333 --> 01:42:27.708
Sorry, must be somewhere inside.
1716
01:42:28.208 --> 01:42:29.333
What are you doing here?
1717
01:42:29.833 --> 01:42:31.833
Where's your husband? - I left him!
1718
01:42:32.333 --> 01:42:34.500
What? For me? - Shut up!
1719
01:42:35.000 --> 01:42:39.083
I'm not leaving until he comes here and apologizes to me.
1720
01:42:39.583 --> 01:42:41.708
That could take weeks! - So is that a problem?
1721
01:42:42.208 --> 01:42:45.625
That's fine. That's fine.
1722
01:42:46.125 --> 01:42:50.083
I'll take your bed, you take the couch, okay?
1723
01:42:50.583 --> 01:42:53.458
Actually, I have a backache. That bed is specifically designed for me.
1724
01:42:53.958 --> 01:42:58.041
Yudi, I've only heard this crap a few million times.
1725
01:42:58.541 --> 01:43:03.833
Besides, you could sleep on the floor, it's really good for the back.
1726
01:43:04.333 --> 01:43:08.833
So basically, the first time I feel something for a girl..
1727
01:43:09.333 --> 01:43:12.333
..and she's leaving. - Oh my God!
1728
01:43:12.833 --> 01:43:15.750
You're in love with her. - I don't know if it's love.
1729
01:43:16.250 --> 01:43:17.583
That's your problem.
1730
01:43:18.083 --> 01:43:20.291
You never accept your feelings.
1731
01:43:20.791 --> 01:43:21.375
If you go on like this..
1732
01:43:21.875 --> 01:43:24.416
..you'll stay alone all your life.
1733
01:43:24.916 --> 01:43:27.875
Anyway, can I ask you something?
1734
01:43:28.375 --> 01:43:30.583
Can you live without her? - Of course.
1735
01:43:31.083 --> 01:43:32.333
I can live without anyone.
1736
01:43:32.833 --> 01:43:36.083
I don't need anybody.
1737
01:43:36.583 --> 01:43:38.041
Let me put it in a different way.
1738
01:43:38.541 --> 01:43:42.041
Will you miss her if she leaves?
1739
01:43:46.000 --> 01:43:47.291
Maybe. - That's it. It's love.
1740
01:43:47.791 --> 01:43:48.625
This is love?
1741
01:43:49.125 --> 01:43:51.125
Well, not for the rest of the world.
1742
01:43:51.625 --> 01:43:55.958
But for your standards, this is enough.
1743
01:43:56.458 --> 01:43:59.458
Since it's established you're in love-ish with her.. - But we..
1744
01:43:59.958 --> 01:44:03.416
Shh! I think now that it's clear.
1745
01:44:03.916 --> 01:44:05.875
You should go tell her.
1746
01:44:06.375 --> 01:44:07.708
Seriously, Yudi.
1747
01:44:08.208 --> 01:44:13.625
Stop living your life like a comedy. Live it like a love story.
1748
01:44:14.125 --> 01:44:17.166
Kickass line. I should write that down.
1749
01:44:17.666 --> 01:44:19.375
My kick and you're fool!
1750
01:44:19.875 --> 01:44:21.208
You're in love!
1751
01:44:21.708 --> 01:44:25.208
Mommy. - Oh, honey.
1752
01:44:31.875 --> 01:44:33.500
Come here. Come here, honey.
1753
01:44:34.000 --> 01:44:37.500
You okay?
1754
01:44:51.541 --> 01:44:52.416
Look who's here?
1755
01:44:52.916 --> 01:44:55.666
Daddy's here!
1756
01:44:56.166 --> 01:44:57.750
Okay, come on, let's give you your bag.
1757
01:44:58.250 --> 01:44:59.208
Come on, honey.
1758
01:44:59.708 --> 01:45:01.083
Come on! - Daddy!
1759
01:45:01.583 --> 01:45:03.375
Daddy!
1760
01:45:03.875 --> 01:45:07.875
Take care, okay?
1761
01:45:08.375 --> 01:45:11.500
Listen, Divya.
1762
01:45:12.000 --> 01:45:14.666
I know I hurt you bad.
1763
01:45:15.166 --> 01:45:18.833
I never said this properly.
1764
01:45:19.333 --> 01:45:22.875
But I'm really sorry.
1765
01:45:23.375 --> 01:45:26.416
Can you say that again, please?
1766
01:45:26.916 --> 01:45:28.875
I really am sorry.
1767
01:45:29.375 --> 01:45:31.458
Its okay, I wasn't any less, either.
1768
01:45:31.958 --> 01:45:32.416
You know?
1769
01:45:32.916 --> 01:45:37.041
Anyway, come here. - I'll get crushed.
1770
01:45:37.541 --> 01:45:41.041
Come on. Give me a hug.
1771
01:45:46.708 --> 01:45:50.208
You take care of yourself, okay? - You too.
1772
01:46:02.458 --> 01:46:04.916
She's leaving.
1773
01:46:05.416 --> 01:46:08.541
Aanchal. - I know.
1774
01:46:09.041 --> 01:46:12.083
You think I should.. - Yes, I think you should.
1775
01:46:12.583 --> 01:46:15.375
The Airport Climax never fails.
1776
01:46:15.875 --> 01:46:18.041
What rubbish! - That's how the world works.
1777
01:46:18.541 --> 01:46:19.916
Don't try to change the rules.
1778
01:46:20.416 --> 01:46:21.833
Look, no one knows why..
1779
01:46:22.333 --> 01:46:24.291
..but, the Airport Climax Scene always works.
1780
01:46:24.791 --> 01:46:26.333
But they won't let me inside.
1781
01:46:26.833 --> 01:46:30.125
Buy a cheap ticket to somewhere.
1782
01:46:30.625 --> 01:46:34.125
I could always call and stop her. - That'll just kill the effect.
1783
01:46:47.000 --> 01:46:50.500
Nonsense!
1784
01:47:06.041 --> 01:47:09.541
Sir. - Be back in a minute, buddy.
1785
01:47:46.416 --> 01:47:47.250
Look at that guy.
1786
01:47:47.750 --> 01:47:50.625
Driving like an maniac.
1787
01:47:51.125 --> 01:47:53.625
And people blame us taxi drivers.
1788
01:47:54.125 --> 01:47:59.291
As if the road is his father's property.
1789
01:47:59.791 --> 01:48:02.208
Hey!
1790
01:48:02.708 --> 01:48:05.750
Stop the cab! - Stupid Indian!
1791
01:48:06.250 --> 01:48:07.208
Stop the cab!
1792
01:48:07.708 --> 01:48:11.208
I'll show you who's the real Michael Schumacher!
1793
01:48:17.000 --> 01:48:18.291
Aanchal!
1794
01:48:18.791 --> 01:48:22.125
Aanchal!
1795
01:48:22.625 --> 01:48:24.416
You? - Tell him to stop.
1796
01:48:24.916 --> 01:48:28.833
What are you doing here?! - Tell that moron to stop!
1797
01:48:29.333 --> 01:48:31.541
Careful, you might hurt someone. - No, madam.
1798
01:48:32.041 --> 01:48:32.791
We will win this race.
1799
01:48:33.291 --> 01:48:35.625
What is he doing? - I know him. Stop!
1800
01:48:36.125 --> 01:48:37.708
Stop! - You know this fool?
1801
01:48:38.208 --> 01:48:39.375
Yes! Please stop the car.
1802
01:48:39.875 --> 01:48:43.375
You could've said this before.
1803
01:48:56.416 --> 01:48:58.875
What are you doing here?
1804
01:48:59.375 --> 01:49:01.291
I've got something to tell you.
1805
01:49:01.791 --> 01:49:03.875
Please don't.
1806
01:49:04.375 --> 01:49:07.791
You don't even know what I'm going to say. - I don't want to know.
1807
01:49:08.291 --> 01:49:09.208
You won't even give me a chance?
1808
01:49:09.708 --> 01:49:13.208
Don't ruin it, Yudi.
1809
01:49:18.000 --> 01:49:23.416
Really? - It's easier said than done.
1810
01:49:23.916 --> 01:49:27.458
And we don't believe in all this, right.
1811
01:49:27.958 --> 01:49:30.500
No falling in love, remember?
1812
01:49:31.000 --> 01:49:33.000
But I can change.
1813
01:49:33.500 --> 01:49:35.416
Maybe..
1814
01:49:35.916 --> 01:49:39.416
I'm not just talking about you.
1815
01:49:41.833 --> 01:49:43.500
I am not ready for this, Yudi.
1816
01:49:44.000 --> 01:49:48.791
And I know you aren't either.
1817
01:49:49.291 --> 01:49:50.625
Trust me on this.
1818
01:49:51.125 --> 01:49:54.625
You'll thank me for this later.
1819
01:49:59.625 --> 01:50:03.125
We'll still be friends.
1820
01:50:20.125 --> 01:50:23.875
"Boasts all the time."
1821
01:50:24.375 --> 01:50:28.250
"But turns out to be a dud."
1822
01:50:28.750 --> 01:50:32.458
"Bad luck sent a gift."
1823
01:50:32.958 --> 01:50:36.666
"But he was really happy to see it."
1824
01:50:37.166 --> 01:50:41.041
"Even after hearing his doom calling.."
1825
01:50:41.541 --> 01:50:47.208
"...stupid fool asks what is that?"
1826
01:50:47.708 --> 01:50:51.750
"Bro...you're such a pussycat."
1827
01:50:52.250 --> 01:50:55.666
"A big oaf and spoil brat."
1828
01:50:56.166 --> 01:51:00.500
"You've no reason to chat."
1829
01:51:01.000 --> 01:51:04.500
"Bro...you're such a pussy...cat."
1830
01:51:23.916 --> 01:51:25.416
What are you doing, Yudi?
1831
01:51:25.916 --> 01:51:27.791
What's wrong with you?
1832
01:51:28.291 --> 01:51:31.791
That's enough.
1833
01:51:41.000 --> 01:51:42.208
Thank you for getting me here, Yudi.
1834
01:51:42.708 --> 01:51:44.250
I'm so happy you're back in your senses.
1835
01:51:44.750 --> 01:51:47.458
Your depression made my life boring.
1836
01:51:47.958 --> 01:51:51.458
But yeah, how long will I cry over one girl?
1837
01:51:56.000 --> 01:51:59.750
Did I give her a dollar less?
1838
01:52:00.250 --> 01:52:03.750
Let's do something wild.
1839
01:52:10.708 --> 01:52:14.208
Don't answer!
1840
01:52:34.708 --> 01:52:38.416
Oh!
1841
01:52:38.916 --> 01:52:40.208
Oh, so what's wrong with him? - Unfortunately..
1842
01:52:40.708 --> 01:52:44.208
..he's had an anxiety attack. - Oh my God!
1843
01:52:48.458 --> 01:52:49.583
Hey, Yudi. - Hi.
1844
01:52:50.083 --> 01:52:53.125
What happened?
1845
01:52:53.625 --> 01:52:55.166
I'm pregnant.
1846
01:52:55.666 --> 01:52:56.916
Shoot!
1847
01:52:57.416 --> 01:52:59.291
I'm so sorry.
1848
01:52:59.791 --> 01:53:01.416
He's dying, isn't he? He's dying, right?
1849
01:53:01.916 --> 01:53:02.958
If anything happens to him, I'll be all alone.
1850
01:53:03.458 --> 01:53:05.083
No, Montu, he isn't dying.
1851
01:53:05.583 --> 01:53:09.125
Then what happened?
1852
01:53:09.625 --> 01:53:11.833
I'm pregnant with your child.
1853
01:53:12.333 --> 01:53:15.083
Oops.. baby? How?
1854
01:53:15.583 --> 01:53:16.500
What do you mean by how?
1855
01:53:17.000 --> 01:53:19.333
What's going on? Why are all the women getting pregnant at the same time?
1856
01:53:19.833 --> 01:53:20.500
Is this some kind of flu?
1857
01:53:21.000 --> 01:53:24.125
Shut up, Montu. Please.
1858
01:53:24.625 --> 01:53:26.000
Now we're really brothers.
1859
01:53:26.500 --> 01:53:29.833
My wife and your Vishakha, are both pregnant.
1860
01:53:30.333 --> 01:53:31.166
Didn't I always tell you, Yudi?
1861
01:53:31.666 --> 01:53:32.916
No matter how many girls you fool around with..
1862
01:53:33.416 --> 01:53:36.166
..you'll end up marrying her.
1863
01:53:36.666 --> 01:53:38.166
Relax, relax, I'm just joking.
1864
01:53:38.666 --> 01:53:42.041
Relax.
1865
01:53:42.541 --> 01:53:44.875
I love you, Yudi. You're my best friend.
1866
01:53:45.375 --> 01:53:50.291
Please don't die! - Don't worry.
1867
01:53:50.791 --> 01:53:54.291
You aren't wearing anything below? - No.
1868
01:54:02.208 --> 01:54:03.666
So what are you going to do?
1869
01:54:04.166 --> 01:54:10.625
Vishakha's pregnant, I can't abandon her now.
1870
01:54:11.125 --> 01:54:14.791
I have to do the right thing.
1871
01:54:15.291 --> 01:54:17.416
Let's try to get a hold of your life.
1872
01:54:17.916 --> 01:54:20.000
You're going to marry the girl you don't love..
1873
01:54:20.500 --> 01:54:22.500
..because she's pregnant with your child.
1874
01:54:23.000 --> 01:54:26.041
The girl you loved is now the mother of three kids..
1875
01:54:26.541 --> 01:54:29.666
..and stays at your place with her kids whenever she wants.
1876
01:54:30.166 --> 01:54:32.666
And the girl you love now..
1877
01:54:33.166 --> 01:54:38.208
Is treating you the exact same way you treated all your girlfriends so far.
1878
01:54:38.708 --> 01:54:41.500
Karma is being bitchy.
1879
01:54:42.000 --> 01:54:44.125
So what's your point?
1880
01:54:44.625 --> 01:54:49.250
There's no point. You're just screwed, that's all.
1881
01:54:49.750 --> 01:54:53.083
Idiot!
1882
01:54:53.583 --> 01:55:00.333
"They say love dwells in every heart."
1883
01:55:00.833 --> 01:55:07.875
"Someone just needs to find it."
1884
01:55:08.375 --> 01:55:15.625
"You never know when one falls in love."
1885
01:55:16.125 --> 01:55:21.375
"When the eyes...meet."
1886
01:55:21.875 --> 01:55:25.125
"The distance made me realize.."
1887
01:55:25.625 --> 01:55:29.125
"..how close you're to me."
1888
01:55:56.583 --> 01:56:00.291
Surprise!
1889
01:56:00.791 --> 01:56:04.708
Happy birthday! Yudi cutiepie!
1890
01:56:05.208 --> 01:56:07.791
I got him good!
1891
01:56:08.291 --> 01:56:11.750
Everybody's here.
1892
01:56:12.250 --> 01:56:16.208
Thanks.
1893
01:56:16.708 --> 01:56:20.208
"Happy birthday to you!"
1894
01:56:30.791 --> 01:56:34.458
She's nice.
1895
01:56:34.958 --> 01:56:36.958
Okay.
1896
01:56:37.458 --> 01:56:38.833
Hi.
1897
01:56:39.333 --> 01:56:40.333
Montu.
1898
01:56:40.833 --> 01:56:45.250
I'm sure Yudi's told you about me. - Not really.
1899
01:56:45.750 --> 01:56:49.333
Oh!
1900
01:56:49.833 --> 01:56:52.416
Yudi and I have been BFFs for 15 years.
1901
01:56:52.916 --> 01:56:55.333
Best Friends Forever.
1902
01:56:55.833 --> 01:56:57.333
Oh!
1903
01:56:57.833 --> 01:56:59.791
I was Yudi's GF.
1904
01:57:00.291 --> 01:57:04.583
I'm F now, and will soon be W.
1905
01:57:05.083 --> 01:57:06.708
We're very close.
1906
01:57:07.208 --> 01:57:10.750
I mean close friends.
1907
01:57:11.250 --> 01:57:14.750
I am pregnant with his child.
1908
01:57:30.041 --> 01:57:33.541
Hey. - Hey.
1909
01:57:40.166 --> 01:57:42.208
Yudi pudie pie.
1910
01:57:42.708 --> 01:57:46.208
I love you.
1911
01:57:51.458 --> 01:57:59.166
You've never once said "I love you" to me.
1912
01:57:59.666 --> 01:58:04.000
You know what? I don't want to marry you.
1913
01:58:04.500 --> 01:58:06.083
Come on, Vishakha. - No.
1914
01:58:06.583 --> 01:58:10.333
If you're marrying me out of pity, I don't want any of it.
1915
01:58:10.833 --> 01:58:14.333
It's not pity, this is our kid. - Yudi..
1916
01:58:14.833 --> 01:58:17.291
I'm not pregnant.
1917
01:58:17.791 --> 01:58:18.916
I'm sorry? What?!
1918
01:58:19.416 --> 01:58:20.875
I lied to you.
1919
01:58:21.375 --> 01:58:24.875
What?! - I know.
1920
01:58:27.666 --> 01:58:29.041
I'm having a panic attack again.
1921
01:58:29.541 --> 01:58:33.791
But why? Why? - Because.. I thought it was the only way.
1922
01:58:34.291 --> 01:58:35.625
You'd have never said yes otherwise.
1923
01:58:36.125 --> 01:58:39.541
But such a big lie? Have you lost your mind?
1924
01:58:40.041 --> 01:58:43.750
Vishakha, that's just mean.
1925
01:58:44.250 --> 01:58:45.541
You're crazy!
1926
01:58:46.041 --> 01:58:49.958
You have a right to be angry. Say what you need to say.
1927
01:58:50.458 --> 01:58:54.583
I could've got a heart attack. I could've died!
1928
01:58:55.083 --> 01:58:58.541
Don't worry. You won't die so easily.
1929
01:58:59.041 --> 01:59:02.541
You love yourself too much.
1930
01:59:21.875 --> 01:59:25.375
I'll just mail it to you. - Don't worry about it.
1931
02:00:08.541 --> 02:00:11.541
You should go to her. - And do what?
1932
02:00:12.041 --> 02:00:16.125
Tell her that you love her.
1933
02:00:16.625 --> 02:00:17.666
I've said it once already.
1934
02:00:18.166 --> 02:00:20.083
You want me say it again?
1935
02:00:20.583 --> 02:00:22.125
You'll have to say it from the heart.
1936
02:00:22.625 --> 02:00:25.875
And prove you really love her.
1937
02:00:26.375 --> 02:00:27.541
Prove to whom?
1938
02:00:28.041 --> 02:00:29.958
Them.
1939
02:00:30.458 --> 02:00:33.708
Who? - Them. Them.
1940
02:00:34.208 --> 02:00:34.666
What?
1941
02:00:35.166 --> 02:00:39.125
Prove to the whole world, the universe..
1942
02:00:39.625 --> 02:00:43.125
..that you've changed, and that you love this girl.
1943
02:00:43.625 --> 02:00:50.541
But before that, you have to really change from the inside.
1944
02:00:51.041 --> 02:00:53.833
How much more do I have to change?
1945
02:00:54.333 --> 02:00:55.791
Change can't be measured.
1946
02:00:56.291 --> 02:00:59.791
It can only be felt.
1947
02:01:06.500 --> 02:01:08.125
In movies, this is so easy..
1948
02:01:08.625 --> 02:01:09.750
Music does half the work..
1949
02:01:10.250 --> 02:01:12.291
..and everything's fine in a minute or two.
1950
02:01:12.791 --> 02:01:16.291
But there's no option for poetry in life.
1951
02:01:22.541 --> 02:01:25.041
The last few years, I started many books..
1952
02:01:25.541 --> 02:01:27.041
..never finished even one.
1953
02:01:27.541 --> 02:01:30.083
I was afraid that Ending should not be bad.
1954
02:01:30.583 --> 02:01:32.541
See. I don't like endings.
1955
02:01:33.041 --> 02:01:36.541
If I don't write ending then atleast hope remains.
1956
02:01:40.375 --> 02:01:45.750
This time, I'll have to commit to one story honestly.
1957
02:01:46.250 --> 02:01:47.708
So what if I fail?
1958
02:01:48.208 --> 02:01:51.125
At least I won't be scared anymore.
1959
02:01:51.625 --> 02:01:55.125
Oh no. No. No.
1960
02:02:12.958 --> 02:02:14.708
You actually wrote the script.
1961
02:02:15.208 --> 02:02:17.083
I thought I'd have to return their advance.
1962
02:02:17.583 --> 02:02:19.208
I even got my cheque book.
1963
02:02:19.708 --> 02:02:22.041
Remember, don't stare.
1964
02:02:22.541 --> 02:02:26.041
Come.
1965
02:02:30.375 --> 02:02:33.875
I said, don't stare.
1966
02:02:41.750 --> 02:02:45.458
Hello.
1967
02:02:45.958 --> 02:02:46.791
What's this?
1968
02:02:47.291 --> 02:02:50.791
The script.
1969
02:03:01.916 --> 02:03:03.333
Come narrate it to me.
1970
02:03:03.833 --> 02:03:05.166
On the beach.
1971
02:03:05.666 --> 02:03:11.250
He is convinced he's unable to finish the book..
1972
02:03:11.750 --> 02:03:17.750
..because he can never start it. Suddenly..
1973
02:03:18.250 --> 02:03:23.791
Suddenly, he realizes that silence is the best poem.
1974
02:03:24.291 --> 02:03:27.791
And.. he wrote it down..
1975
02:03:32.166 --> 02:03:34.541
Cut to wide!
1976
02:03:35.041 --> 02:03:37.625
A red convertible enters in slow motion.
1977
02:03:38.125 --> 02:03:38.541
And then..
1978
02:03:39.041 --> 02:03:42.916
Jimmy, jimmy, jimmy, jimmy, jimmy, jimmy, jimmy, jimmy, close!
1979
02:03:43.416 --> 02:03:45.375
He wears his sunglasses, lights up his cigarette,
1980
02:03:45.875 --> 02:03:47.875
A superhit song starts,
1981
02:03:48.375 --> 02:03:50.583
That's the hero's reentry.
1982
02:03:51.083 --> 02:03:53.625
In high speed, another red convertible screeches to a halt.
1983
02:03:54.125 --> 02:03:56.375
There's this stunning beauty sitting inside.
1984
02:03:56.875 --> 02:03:57.666
Cut to your close. Cut to her close.
1985
02:03:58.166 --> 02:03:59.083
Cut to your close. Cut to her close.
1986
02:03:59.583 --> 02:04:01.833
He's playing a song for her on the guitar. Soft music!
1987
02:04:02.333 --> 02:04:04.875
And it strikes a chord in the girl's heart.
1988
02:04:05.375 --> 02:04:07.708
She turns around, and it starts to rain.
1989
02:04:08.208 --> 02:04:10.958
He's wandering around like a madman, missing her.
1990
02:04:11.458 --> 02:04:12.125
Rain continues.
1991
02:04:12.625 --> 02:04:14.166
He looks towards the sea and smiles.
1992
02:04:14.666 --> 02:04:17.250
He thinks, one day..
1993
02:04:17.750 --> 02:04:19.166
One day.
1994
02:04:19.666 --> 02:04:20.458
Then?
1995
02:04:20.958 --> 02:04:23.166
What then?
1996
02:04:23.666 --> 02:04:25.375
That's all I wrote. - What?
1997
02:04:25.875 --> 02:04:29.750
Where's the ending?
1998
02:04:30.250 --> 02:04:32.333
I haven't found the ending.
1999
02:04:32.833 --> 02:04:35.166
I'm going in search of it.
2000
02:04:35.666 --> 02:04:42.750
"I found it... - But I didn't know it."
2001
02:04:43.250 --> 02:04:50.458
"Since I knew you.. - I forgot everything else."
2002
02:04:50.958 --> 02:04:57.416
"I found it... - But I didn't know it."
2003
02:04:57.916 --> 02:05:01.416
"Since I knew you.. - I forgot everything else."
2004
02:05:18.958 --> 02:05:20.750
What do you want? - Aanchal.
2005
02:05:21.250 --> 02:05:25.791
Ma'am. Someone here to see you.
2006
02:05:26.291 --> 02:05:28.500
So, what are you doing here?
2007
02:05:29.000 --> 02:05:32.125
Well, I was in the neighborhood. So I thought I'd just say hi.
2008
02:05:32.625 --> 02:05:33.333
Okay.
2009
02:05:33.833 --> 02:05:34.458
Hello.
2010
02:05:34.958 --> 02:05:35.833
Hi.
2011
02:05:36.333 --> 02:05:39.208
Are you done with your script? - Well, almost.
2012
02:05:39.708 --> 02:05:40.791
I couldn't find the ending.
2013
02:05:41.291 --> 02:05:43.958
That's why I'm here. - Oh.
2014
02:05:44.458 --> 02:05:46.333
I thought you came here to see me.
2015
02:05:46.833 --> 02:05:52.541
I have a few notes. - Of the climax?
2016
02:05:53.041 --> 02:05:54.625
For you.
2017
02:05:55.125 --> 02:05:56.291
Me?
2018
02:05:56.791 --> 02:05:59.500
You said don't ruin things by saying it.
2019
02:06:00.000 --> 02:06:02.208
So I wrote it down.
2020
02:06:02.708 --> 02:06:05.333
I'm a writer, after all. I need to read what I've written,
2021
02:06:05.833 --> 02:06:07.666
.. to really understand.
2022
02:06:08.166 --> 02:06:11.458
Read it.
2023
02:06:11.958 --> 02:06:15.958
"If you want to learn how to swim, you have to jump into the water."
2024
02:06:16.458 --> 02:06:18.333
"How long will I to sit in my boat scared of.."
2025
02:06:18.833 --> 02:06:20.208
Okay, that's rubbish.
2026
02:06:20.708 --> 02:06:21.875
It was just warm-up.
2027
02:06:22.375 --> 02:06:26.583
It's nonsense. Read the next one.
2028
02:06:27.083 --> 02:06:31.166
They say opposites attract. It's a lie.
2029
02:06:31.666 --> 02:06:34.166
Everywhere, we look for a reflection of us.
2030
02:06:34.666 --> 02:06:38.166
If you ever do find one, treasure it, keep it safe.
2031
02:06:44.458 --> 02:06:46.083
Oh nonsense!
2032
02:06:46.583 --> 02:06:49.750
The best line just flew away. - Sorry.
2033
02:06:50.250 --> 02:06:51.541
You know, Aanchal.
2034
02:06:52.041 --> 02:06:54.708
I'm not asking you to spend the rest of your life with me.
2035
02:06:55.208 --> 02:06:56.916
Who wants a lifelong commitment?
2036
02:06:57.416 --> 02:06:58.958
Let's take a day at a time.
2037
02:06:59.458 --> 02:07:02.708
We won't think about the future or look at the past.
2038
02:07:03.208 --> 02:07:06.750
We'll just take care of the present.
2039
02:07:07.250 --> 02:07:10.750
And before you know it, we'd have spent the rest of our lives..
2040
02:07:22.250 --> 02:07:25.750
Aanchal..
2041
02:07:27.916 --> 02:07:31.500
I love..
2042
02:07:32.000 --> 02:07:33.208
You okay?
2043
02:07:33.708 --> 02:07:34.541
Yeah.
2044
02:07:35.041 --> 02:07:35.666
Good.
2045
02:07:36.166 --> 02:07:40.666
So, I said I love you.
2046
02:07:41.166 --> 02:07:44.666
Do you have something to say?
2047
02:07:45.166 --> 02:07:48.125
Thanks.
2048
02:07:48.625 --> 02:07:50.875
Thanks? Are you serious?
2049
02:07:51.375 --> 02:07:54.875
What? - I mean, it was hard for me to say that I..
2050
02:08:00.291 --> 02:08:07.500
"They say love dwells in every heart."
2051
02:08:08.000 --> 02:08:14.916
"Someone just needs to find it."
2052
02:08:15.416 --> 02:08:18.708
By the way you didn't answer my question.
2053
02:08:19.208 --> 02:08:21.333
You said lets take a day at a time.
2054
02:08:21.833 --> 02:08:23.875
So only today. We can think about tomorrow later.
2055
02:08:24.375 --> 02:08:26.750
Oh really?
2056
02:08:27.250 --> 02:08:29.291
Every story can have a happy ending.
2057
02:08:29.791 --> 02:08:32.250
If you end it at the right time.
2058
02:08:32.750 --> 02:08:37.208
For now, this is The End to my story.
2059
02:08:37.708 --> 02:08:41.833
"I found it...
2060
02:08:42.333 --> 02:08:44.333
I came all the way from America just for you.
2061
02:08:44.833 --> 02:08:47.583
Even forever seemed like an hour waiting for you.
2062
02:08:48.083 --> 02:08:51.583
Now, no one can separate us.
2063
02:08:52.083 --> 02:08:55.208
I love you, baby doll.
2064
02:08:55.708 --> 02:08:57.125
Aaand CUT!
2065
02:08:57.625 --> 02:08:59.708
Mind-blowing, Armaanji. Superb!
2066
02:09:00.208 --> 02:09:02.291
Did you understand what I said? - Not really.
2067
02:09:02.791 --> 02:09:04.500
Come to the van, I'll explain it to you.
2068
02:09:05.000 --> 02:09:07.666
Thanks.
2069
02:09:08.166 --> 02:09:11.041
They should have casted Aliya. By paying ten million rupees or so more.
2070
02:09:11.541 --> 02:09:12.333
She's a bit old.
2071
02:09:12.833 --> 02:09:15.583
Excuse me, Sir, I didn't write that dialogue.
2072
02:09:16.083 --> 02:09:17.000
What is he saying?
2073
02:09:17.500 --> 02:09:18.791
First time, right? - But..
2074
02:09:19.291 --> 02:09:20.875
It's okay.
2075
02:09:21.375 --> 02:09:23.666
Superb, Sir. Superb. - Thanks.
2076
02:09:24.166 --> 02:09:26.166
How was it?
2077
02:09:26.666 --> 02:09:30.833
Nice.
2078
02:09:31.333 --> 02:09:34.791
How are the dialogues coming?
2079
02:09:35.291 --> 02:09:35.708
Kickass!
2080
02:09:36.208 --> 02:09:40.041
"Boasts all the time."
2081
02:09:40.541 --> 02:09:44.291
"But turns out to be a dud."
2082
02:09:44.791 --> 02:09:48.541
"Bad luck sent a gift."
2083
02:09:49.041 --> 02:09:52.625
"But he was really happy to see it."
2084
02:09:53.125 --> 02:09:57.166
"Even after hearing his doom calling.."
2085
02:09:57.666 --> 02:10:03.208
"...stupid fool asks what is that?"
2086
02:10:03.708 --> 02:10:07.416
"Bro...you're such a pussycat."
2087
02:10:07.916 --> 02:10:11.708
"A big oaf and spoil brat."
2088
02:10:12.208 --> 02:10:16.416
"You've no reason to chat."
2089
02:10:16.916 --> 02:10:20.416
"Bro...you're such a pussy...cat."
2090
02:10:33.916 --> 02:10:42.166
"I wonder what your destiny... has in store for you."
2091
02:10:42.666 --> 02:10:50.666
"Son...you're stuck...in your own trap."
2092
02:10:51.166 --> 02:10:54.916
"A little girl...bowled you over."
2093
02:10:55.416 --> 02:11:00.875
"And you just held to your bat."
2094
02:11:01.375 --> 02:11:05.250
"Bro...you're such a pussycat."
2095
02:11:05.750 --> 02:11:09.500
"A big oaf and spoil brat."
2096
02:11:10.000 --> 02:11:14.208
"You've no reason to chat."
2097
02:11:14.708 --> 02:11:19.333
"Bro...you're such a pussy...cat."
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