All language subtitles for Easy Come, Easy Go

Easy come, easy go

Here, there, everywhere

Crazy love is in the air,
delightful

Mmm, day and night-ful

So many girls in every port

You've got to be a juggernaut

Full speed ahead
or you'll be caught

Oh, yeah... oh, yeah

Easy come, easy go

Up, down, all around

Kissing, kissing,
pound for pound, delicious

Easy come, easy go

Mmm... so nutritious

Easy come, easy go

Sailor, beware, take it slow

Easy come, easy go

All right!

Uh-huh!

When you want love
to keep you warm

There's nothing like a uniform

You've got a port in any storm

Thar she blows

Easy come, easy go

Up, down, all around

Kissing, kissing,
pound for pound, delicious

Easy come, easy go

Mmm... so nutritious

Easy go

Sailor, beware, take it slow

Easy come, easy go

Sailor, beware, take it slow

Easy come, easy go

Easy come

Easy go

Easy come

Easy go

Easy come

Easy go...

Hey, what do you suppose
she's trying to tell us?

I don't know, but whatever
it is, I'm listening.

Hey, Teddy!

Judd!

How are you, old buddy?

Great! It's nice of you
to go to all this trouble.

Dancing girl, a band playing...
it's quite a reception.

Well, it would have been better

if you'd told me
you were coming.

Now, how long are you
going to be in town?

Oh, just a few days.

Our ship's in the bay.

You, uh, you still deactivating
those floating mines?

Yeah.

Hey, man, that's like playing
underwater Russian roulette.

Do you expect to be
a frogman all your life?

Frogman? Please.

It's explosive ordinance
disposal man.

And the answer
to your question is no.

What does that mean?

I'm practically a civilian.

Hey, that's great, man!

Well, what are you going to do?

Anything but go back
in this racket with you.

Well, now,
wait a minute, all right...

we didn't make much money,
but we turned out

some of the most beautiful
sounds you ever heard.

Now what do you say?

Thanks... but no thanks.

I want you to meet my buddies.

This is Tompkins
and Whitehead...

Lieutenant Schwartz.

This is Judd.

- Judd.
- Hi, fellas, how are you?

I want you to meet
the band. Hey, guys!

I want you to...

Are you the same guys
that were here yesterday?

You forgot
the organ-grinder.

Oh, no, no, no...
she doesn't swing.

She just likes to dance.

She comes down to rehearsals

because she figures
it's good exercise.

Yoga.

Well, you could still
introduce us.

Yeah, we haven't seen
anything like that

since we shipped out.

How long you been out to sea?

Three days.

Three whole days?

Hey, Jo!

Come here a minute.

Come on.

I want you to meet
a good friend of mine.

Lieutenant Ted Jackson
and his outfield:

Tompkins, Whitehead,
and Schwartz.

Hi.

I'm Schwartz. And you
are the living end.

Thank you.

You've got to watch out for him.

He's a rear recruiter...
and not just for the Navy.

Hmm, thanks for the warning.

But take me... I'm an underwater
barnacle scraper.

Relatively harmless.

I think I'd feel safer
with Schwartz

but I'll let you know

if I ever have any barnacles
that need scraping.

See you around, fellows.

Did you hear that?

"Safer with Schwartz."

If that gets around,
it'll ruin my reputation.

You were right, Judd.

She doesn't swing...
not for me, anyway.

Well, there are other numbers
on the wheel of fortune, pal.

Hey, you still got the thing
with the phone numbers on it?

You kidding?

When it comes to women,
I always leave it to Lady Luck.

Well, come on, Judd,
break it out for my friends.

Now, wait a minute,
I don't know.

I just added some new blood...

Be a sport.

We've been out of touch.

It's the least you can do
for an old partner.

Well, all right

but I wouldn't do this
for anybody else.

Come on, you guys.

All right, fellas,
break it up.

They want to see
the wheel.

Wait'll you see it!

- Move this stuff.
- You won't believe it.

- You guys ready?
- Yeah, we have been!

Okay.
Are the door's locked.

- Oh, now, stop.
- Here we go.

It's a wheel...

with girls!

Wait a minute! Hold it, now!
Hold it.

Back up, step down
and stand aside

and let the man tell you
all about it.

Okay, boys!

Step right up

To the Love Machine

You may get lucky

When you zap for a dream

Let the wheel go round

Round and round

Well, you may win that
girl you've never found

She may be Susie

Or Maybelline

She could be Kathy
or Angeline

Let the wheel go round

And round and round

And round and round

Round and round
and round and round

Try your luck right now

On the Love Machine

We're just a bunch
of salty sailors

With one thing on our minds

Taking a chance
on this machine

Maybe love we'll find

She may be tall,
she may be short

She may be wide

But Lady Luck,
stop that wheel on 38-24-35

Step up

Who's next in line?

It's the Love Machine

Don't waste no time

Let the wheel go round

And round and round
and round and round

And round and round

What will your fortune be

On the Love Machine?

We're just a bunch
of salty sailors

With one thing on our minds

Taking a chance on this machine

Maybe love we'll find

She may be tall,
she may be short

She may be wide

But Lady Luck,
stop that wheel on 38-24-35

Step up

Who's next in line?

It's the Love Machine

Don't waste no time

Let the wheel go round

And round and round
and round and round

And round and round

What will your fortune be
on the Love Machine?

What will your fortune be
on the Love Machine?

Do you suppose I could have
another spin on that?

No, no, no, no.

Wait a minute...
only one to a customer!

- That's all... one!
- Come on!

Good morning,
gentlemen!

Oh, it's a
beautiful morning.

What's so beautiful
about it?

Don't tell me you picked
a winner last night.

A winner?

Oh, this girl
was the...

I mean,
she was so...

Well, she was
absolutely... a dog.

Struck out, too, eh?

What I thought
was her phone number

turned out to be
her statistics: 1 1-42-16.

Yeah, I think Judd's wheel
is rigged.

My girl was 38-24-38.

What's wrong with that?

It added up to her age.

Now, that's the way
to go to sea.

Small craft approaching
off the port bow, sir.

Very well.

Steady as you go.

Steady as you go.

All engines back full.

All engines back full.

All engines back full...
aye, sir.

Sound three short blasts.

Say, lady

that was a dangerous thing
to do.

Your boat's bigger than mine...
you have to watch out for me.

Well, you've got to admit,
she's got a logical mind.

And a fantastic body.

One, two, three.

Too bad, Marty...
your girl didn't show up.

Hey, there's a guy on board.

Yeah, and I wish it was me.

If I could live like that,
I'd give this Navy up tomorrow.

You are giving it up,
remember?

No, they're giving me up.

My tour of duty is over.

Not yet... going away
gift from the skipper.

It's an E.O.D. assignment.

Where is it?

Coast Guard picked up a sonar
contact near Rocky Point.

They think it's a mine.

A mine?
In these waters?

Better suit up.
We'll be there in half an hour.

Tell Cooper to break out
the aluminum tanks.

Right.

See you later, fellas.

It's an old magnetic mine,
all right. Foreign.

I think we should
take it back to the base.

Probably dropped off a sub.

We'd better disarm it
underwater.

Okay, Lieutenant

but don't take any
unnecessary chances.

That hazardous duty pay
won't do you much good

if you're not around
to collect it.

Thanks, Cooper.

I'll keep that in mind.

I'll pull in my marker buoy

when it's safe
and I'm coming up.

You clear out of the area.

But, Lieutenant, I'm supposed
to stay here with you.

You better get going.

This is where
he was dropped off.

I wonder why they went off
and left him.

Maybe they don't like him.

There must be something
dangerous down there.

Now, what could be
dangerous down there?

Well, why don't you
go down and find out?

Get that boat out of here!

Okay! Go on, Gil.

You can go overboard
without them seeing you.

Then I'll circle around
and pick you up later.

Come on, look, you can't fool
around with the Navy.

It wouldn't
be the first time.

Get that boat out of here!

This is a restricted area!

All right!

Go on, Gil.

What's the matter,
are you scared?

No, I'm not, but
why should I get wet

just to satisfy your curiosity?

Are you afraid
of mussing your hair?

I'll bring
back a picture

of that frogman
for your collection.

Get that boat out of here!

You heard me!

Get it out of here!

Where's that Navy boat?

Over there,
heading towards us.

Let's get out of here.

Hey, look!

Hey! Give me a hand!

Okay, there were radio warnings.

This area was restricted.

What's the big idea?

Oh, I never listen to the radio.

Too many commercials.

Vicky, Mary, give me a hand.

You trying to tell me
that you're the skipper?

Well, I give the orders
if that's what you mean.

Is the mine safe now?

I'm not worried about the mine,
I'm worried about you.

Did you order him
to take my picture?

That stuff could get you
in a lot of trouble.

Look, that's all it was...
just a stunt.

We're not enemy spies
or anything so romantic.

Just old friends
out for a few laughs.

You can understand that.

Oh, I understand.

I saw you earlier.

Give me that film.

Give it to him, Gil.

Well, now that we're friends,
how about a martini?

You sure know how
to hurt a guy, don't you?

Thanks, but some other time,
when I'm not working.

Hey, Cooper, catch.

Hold her steady.

See you around, folks.

Too bad we didn't get
to keep his picture.

Yeah, too bad.

Oh!

Say, Cooper, what would happen

if you found something of value
while on duty?

Why?
What did you find, Lieutenant?

I found a million dollars
in gold on an old shipwreck.

Sure, you did.

Well, I can dream, can't I?

No, really, what would happen
if you did find something?

I think it belongs to the Navy
if you tell them about it

but I'm not sure
if that includes girls.

All hands, man the air valves!

Start the compressors!

Lower away!

Steady as she goes.

Careful now,
don't foul my air line!

That's it, you're doing fine,
boys.

Let her down easy.

We're nearing the bottom.

Take it easy, everybody.

Steady, steady...

Eureka!
We've hit the bottom!

Ahoy!

Oh, it's beautiful down here.

The fish are just sailing by.

Some of the species
I've never seen before

and the atmosphere is
perfectly wonderful.

It's beautiful down here.

Positively beautiful.

Don't foul that air line.

Steady, boys, steady.

Come in.

Captain Jack?

Yeah, I'm Captain Jack.

Sorry, I couldn't wait
until you surfaced

to talk with you.

I... I didn't know
anyone was watching.

That's quite a gadget.

Yes, yes, indeed.

I get a great deal
of enjoyment out of this.

At the moment,
I'm quite embarrassed.

I've never done this
in public before.

You're not going to dive
in that, are you?

Oh, no, no.

I wouldn't have the nerve
to actually dive.

But I'd like to, so I pretend.

It's just a little game.

I try to do everything
as realistic as possible.

Would you help me
off with that back there?

Sure.

Arert you in
the wrong business?

No, no, certainly not.

I've been collecting information
on salvaging for 20 years.

I'm really quite
an authority, you know.

That's why I'm here.

I've been asking around

and I heard that you're
the man to see.

Yes, sir.

I am definitely the man to see.

About what?

I want to know about a ship

that went down off the point,
around the turn of the century.

You have indeed come
to the right man.

A great many ships went down
in these rough waters

as you can see from this
geodetic survey map.

It's upside-down, Captain.

You are very observant.

The "Cecilia," 1906,
the "Gauntlet" in 1880...

I'm interested in a ship
named the "Port of Call."

"Port of Call"?

There she is...
a beautiful brigantine.

I knew the skipper's son
very, very well.

There she is,
like a Sleeping Beauty

waiting for her Prince Charming.

Mm-hmm.

Of course, the map
could be wrong.

The location is a theory

based entirely on
old lighthouse records.

Do you know where
these records are?

Oh, yes. The skipper's only
living relative...

Jo Symington, has them.

And where can I find
this Symington?

In a big, old house
at the end of Silver Canyon.

Name is on the mailbox.

You can't miss it.

One last thing, Captain.

Have you got any idea

what the ship was carrying
when she went down?

Oh, yes.

Jo told me.

Come on down here... Shh!

The "Port of Call" was carrying
something very valuable

from the Argentine...

a treasure.

Yeah?

Or was it bananas?

No, no, that was the "Gauntlet."

I remember it now.

The "Port of Call"
had a cargo of...

coconut oil.

Coconut oil?

Or perhaps it was tea.

I think I'd better see
this Jo Symington.

Yeah, I think
you'd better.

Thanks a lot, Captain.

You've been a great help.

Oh, it's
perfectly all right.

- Anything for the Navy.
- Thank you, sir.

Oh, just a minute.

You're not going
to tell anybody anything

about my little
diving game, are you?

I won't talk if you won't.

Oh, I won't.

I don't want it to get around

that I'm asking about
the "Port of Call."

Top secret.

So keep it under
your helmet, all right?

Mum's the word.
Double mum.

Yeah. Thanks.

Now, from the lotus

we serenely flow into the
attitude of the dancing Shiva

to develop our equilibrium.

Oh...

Yes, yes.

Now, breathe in...

...and breathe out.

I'm looking for Jo Symington.

Go away. This is
for members only.

How do I join?

You can start by
taking your clothes off.

What?

Just a minute.

Now, take your clothes off,
and put these on.

Where?

Right around the corner,
and be very quiet.

Breathe in... and out.

Now, exhale...

More... Get it all out.

More.

And, once more,
the dancing Shiva.

I'd like to talk to...

Shh!

I'd like to talk
to Jo Symington.

You can't until
yoga class is over.

I haven't got time.

Come on, make the scene
or split, dig?

I don't know anything
about yoga.

Who does?

Excuse me, I...

Young man, you are
causing ripples

on the waters of peace
and contentment.

I didn't mean to make waves
but I'm looking for somebody.

We are all searching
for someone.

Yearning to communicate across
a void of spiritual isolation.

What we are concerned
with here are the means.

And now, young man,
either shape up or ship out.

If you'll just...

Sit down!

Yes, sir... uh, ma'am.

What do you know?
The barnacle scraper.

Hi.

We will now once more

attempt to attain
that state of tranquillity

before we were
so rudely interrupted.

I'm sorry.

And now the spinal twist.

The spinal twist.

Now, hold... and meditate.

Look, not that way.

Arch your back
and lock your arm

around your knee...
like this.

Maybe I better just ship out.

Well, you are in the Navy,
aren't you?

I may be 4-F after this.

Good, you could go
back to work for Judd.

He likes offbeat talent.

I can see that.

My picture and numbers

aren't on his
wheel of fortune...

if that's what you mean.

Now, back to the lotus.

Who are you looking for?

Jo Symington.

Do you know him?

He's me.

What?

Josephine.

You're Jo Symington?

Young man,
I have tried very hard

to be patient with you

but if you continue to disrupt
my class with your chattering

I shall be forced to clobber you
on the cruller!

Can we go someplace and talk?

Sure, come on.

Well, I can see that you
and yoga will never do

Yoga is as yoga does,
there's no in-between

You're either with it,
on the ball

Or you've blown the scene

I can see looking at you,
you just can't get settled

How can I even move,
twisted like a pretzel?

Yoga is as yoga does,
there's no in-between

You're either with it,
all the way

Or you've blown the scene

Or you've blown the scene

Come on, come on,
untwist my legs

Pull my arms a lot

How did I get so tied up
in this yoga knot?

You tell me just how
I can take this yoga serious

When all it ever gives to me
is a pain in my posterius

Yoga is as yoga does,
there's no in-between

You're either with it,
all the way

Or you've blown the scene

Or you've blown the scene

Stand upside-down, on your head

Feet against the wall

A simple yoga exercise,
done by one and all

Now cross your eyes
and hold your breath

Look just like a clown

Yoga's sure to catch you
if you come falling down

Yoga is as yoga does,
there's no in-between

You're either with it,
all the way

Or you've blown the scene

Or you've blown the scene.

Beautiful!

Man, that really grooves.

Man, that turns me on.

It's a form of art...

it's called a "happening."

Looks more like a smash-up
in an Italian restaurant.

It's too much... crazy.

What's that?

Watch.

What's going on?

Some kind of new group therapy?

No, we're just a bunch of people

who like to live a free life.

Artists and sculptors.

They come here
because it's remote

and it's beautiful.

A perfect place to be alone
and...

paint with spaghetti...
and girls.

People always make fun of things
they don't understand.

It's human nature.

I understand spaghetti...

I even eat it.

I just don't understand
it as a shampoo.

I'll admit, some of the work
they do is pretty wild

but it's a sincere attempt
to break loose from convention.

They're doing that, all right.

But you haven't told me
what brings you here.

I'm doing a manual
on early sea disasters.

I was told you might
be able to help me.

Who told you?

Captain Jack.

That old phony?

He can't keep anything
to himself.

I'm interested in one ship
in particular:

the "Port of Call."

You aren't the first one.

I've had hundreds
of get-rich-quick creeps

asking about my
grandfather's ship.

Come on.

This is more like I expected.

This was my father's room.

It's the only one I haven't
redecorated in early Far-Out.

It's beautiful.

Thank you.

Well, what would
you like to know?

Captain Jack says you have
some lighthouse records.

That's right.

It was the lighthouse keeper

who saw the "Port of Call"
go down.

That's how we know where she is.

Why are fortune hunters
after the ship?

Coconut oil would be pretty rank
after all this time.

Coconut oil?

The "Port of Call"
was carrying coffee

and a chest filled with
Spanish pieces of eight.

Well, there are a lot of rumors

about old ships
and sunken treasure.

I'm afraid I'd be more
interested in historical fact.

Oh, this isn't just
a rumor; it's true.

It says so right here
on the manifest.

I got it from
the shipping company.

Hmm... interesting.

Very interesting.

You know, I'm glad you're
interested in history

and not money.

I don't know how to thank you.

You've been an
awful lot of help.

Just let me read the manual
when you finish writing it.

Sure. You'll be the first one.

And come back anytime.

Next week, we're having
a real bash up here.

Bring your own spaghetti?

Next week, it's cold
beet borscht, with sour cream.

I'll try to make it.

Thanks again.

Well, is it official?

Yep!

Congratulations, civilian.

Thank you.

Let's go.

Jo told you all that?

She showed me the manifest.

It has the exact description
of the chest I saw in the wreck.

Listen, baby,
that's an awful lot of strain

just for a bunch of old pesos.

Judd, those old pesos are
probably solid silver

and won'th about $30
apiece to a collector

and there may be thousands
of them in that chest.

All right,
so it's a lot of bread

but it's still gamble time.

Look, life's a gamble.

I'm willing to put up every dime

of my terminal leave pay:
a thousand bucks.

You should put up
at least the same

to help pay for the
boat and equipment.

You sure you just werert high
on "rapture of the deep"?

I might've been

if the ship was where
the map said it went down.

But the tide must
have broken it up

and carried this section of
the hull into shallower water.

I don't know,
that underwater jazz...

all them things with the
big eyes and the jellyfish...

Look, all you have to
do is handle the boat

while I'm down below.

What do you say?

Your half will set you
up solid for life.

My half? What about Jo?

After all, it's her
grandfather's boat.

It's not a job for a girl

but we do need to hire
another guy

to handle the winches
and the compressor.

What do you say, are you with me

or do I have to get
two other guys?

All right, all right,
I'll go along.

- One condition.
- What's that?

If we blow it,
you come back here

work at your old salary.

You used to pay me
off in warm beer.

I'll throw in an ice cube.

It's a lousy deal,
but I accept.

A lousy... for who?

How do I know if you can still
turn that crowd on?

Give me an intro.

You're on, buddy.

Ladies and gentlemen,
I have a nice surprise for you.

An old friend of mine... as
a matter of fact, my ex-partner

just out of the service
and a fine singer...

will favor us with a tune.

So how about a nice round
of applause for Ted Jackson!

What are you going to sing?

"Stop, you're wrong again!"

And a-one, and a-two,
and a-three and a-four

and a-spot.

Baby, you've been lying to me

Now I'm on to you

It's the same old song

But it doesn't ring true

That's right

You were wrong again

Time to change

And put you on your own again

You've had your way too long

Time for me to be moving on

You gotta stop

You're wrong again

Stop... that song again

You've been stepping out

Wild and fancy-free

Now you've had your fun

And you're running back to me

It just can't be
if there's no harmony

Then stop...

That song

Let's break it up

You had me fooled,
now I'm waking up

I see right through your lies

You made me open my eyes

You gotta stop

You're wrong again

Stop

That song again

It's too late now,
I've made up my mind

Being here with you
is just a waste of time

Nothing to say,
so I'll be on my way

Stop...

You gotta stop

You're wrong again

Stop

That song again

It's too late now,
I've made up my mind

Being here with you
is just a waste of time

It just can't be
if there's no harmony

Then stop

Stop

You're wrong again

Stop

That song again

Stop

You're wrong again

You gotta stop that song again

Stop!

All right, we're going to do
a little dancing now!

- Hi.
- Hi.

Oh, don't tell me
this is in the line of duty.

Not to the Navy.

Sit down.

Thank you.

I didn't recognize you
with your clothes on.

I wasrt sure
it was you, either

without your, uh,
photographer.

I'm Dina Bishop.

Miss Dina Bishop.

Ted Jackson,
Mr. Ted Jackson.

I keep forgetting that you can
call a naval officer "mister."

I'm not exactly
in the Navy anymore.

Oh? Oh, I hope my little stunt
didn't get you fired.

That had nothing to do with it.

I'm just not on active duty.

Well, great.
That means you'll be

around here more often,
doesn't it?

All the time.

Would I still be hurting a guy

if I offered to buy him
a martini?

I think I could stand the pain.

Look, the Navy paid me
to take risks.

What makes you stick
your neck out?

Well, I collect excitement

the way most people collect
stamps or butterflies.

I prefer people.

Oh, so do I... exciting.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Well, if it isn't
the minesweeper.

No pictures, please.

Come on, Dina,
let's get out of here.

I'm not through
with my drink yet.

I'll buy you a drink
someplace else. Come on.

I said later, Gil.

She said later, Gil.

You stay out of it, frogman

or I'll do more
than just take your picture.

What'd you have in mind?

What'd you do that for?

I just can't stand
seeing grown men fight

unless it's over me.

And besides,
it's time to go home

and I promised you'd drive me.

Who'd you promise?

Me. Come on, let's go.

She saved him from getting
his teeth knocked out.

She saved somebody.

Hold it.

Oh.

Thank you.

You know, I can't decide

whether I like you better
in uniform or out.

You worry about how your
Christmas gifts are wrapped?

It's what's inside that counts.

We're a little early for
Christmas, aren't we?

Don't you be
a last-minute shopper.

Uh, by the way

uh, whatever happened to that
manual you started to write?

Oh, I gave it up with
my active status.

You always use your
shoes for a purse?

Well, it's better
than wearing them.

I mean, they're just another
hang-up of the modern world

and besides, I like the feel
of things against my feet...

wet sand and grass,
even carpeting.

You know, it's as though my
fingers can't feel enough

and they need my toes to help.

You know something

we have more in common
than I thought.

What are you going to do now?

Right now?

No, I mean now that the Navy
doesn't take all of your time?

Well, I'd rather talk about

what we're going
to do right now.

Well, I don't know about you

but I'm going to stand
on my head.

Stand on your head?

Uh, don't you think you're
taking this yoga thing

a little too far?

Mmm, it helps me relax.

Would you like to join me?

No, I think
I'll sit this one out.

No guts, huh?

What are you doing tomorrow?

What do you have in mind?

Well, I just thought you might
like to join our poetry reading.

Well, uh, I'm going
to be pretty busy

for the next couple of days...

you know,
planning for the future.

How long do you keep this up?

Three or four hours...
till I get sleepy.

Three or four hours.

Well, I wouldn't want
to keep you awake.

Good night.

Night.

Thanks for bringing me home.

Anytime.

This is the most exciting
morning of my life.

I'm actually going for
a real treasure.

I've dreamed of this for years

and you'll have
really made it happen.

I'm terribly grateful
to you two gentlemen.

You did your share,
Captain Jack.

Without this equipment
we couldn't have made it.

The only thing we
could afford to do

was rent this boat
and the scuba gear.

The sea breeze...

the ocean air...

the lure of adventure!

The bounding main...

What's the matter?

I... I think I'm sick.

Sick?!

We haven't even cast off yet.

Oh, I'm frightened of the water.

They call it hydrophobia.

Oh, hydrophobia, that's when
you foam at the mouth.

I think he's going to.

I thought you were
a sea captain.

I had a TV kiddies' adventure
program on Saturday mornings.

I was the captain
of the good ship "Lollipop."

Get me off!

Let's get him off.

Get me off!

Get me off!

Okay, okay...
don't look down!

Don't look down.

Got you.

Here... there you go.

Those kiddies believed
all of my sea stories

and I tried

but it was always the same.

I could never make it
past the breakwater.

Captain, the breakwater's
right over there.

- The breakwater.
- Yeah.

He's beautiful.

Well, I guess
we'd better unload this, huh?

No, no, no, uh,
you can use the equipment.

I'll just charge you
by the hour.

It won't do us any good.

We'll need a third
man to help.

- Hi, fellas!
- Hi, Jo!

What are you doing?

Well, we're just
getting ready to...

Do a little fishing!

Fishing?
But we're supposed to rehearse.

We're going to rehearse
later, hon.

Great, I'll go with you.

Fine, come on!

Hey, help me cover
this stuff, will you?

What'd you do that for?

Well, you said
you needed a third...

A man, not a girl.

Especially not that girl.

Why not that girl?

I told you. She thinks
I'm interested in history

not sunken treasure.

Hey, this is
a wild idea.

Hello, Jo.

Captain Jack,
is anything wrong?

Nothing's wrong.

He's got hydrophobia,
but he won't bite.

Jo, it was nothing.

Just another acute
attack of cowardice.

I'll be all right,
in a month or two.

Can I get you anything?

A glass of water?

Oh, no, no, not water!

Come on. Then I'll help you
back to the shop.

Good idea.
Help him back.

Wait for me.

No, never mind about me.

You go. Go, have a good time.

Come on. Let's go.

Yeah, I'm ready.

Look, Jo, we may be out all day.

Well, wonderful,
I brought my lunch:

five raw carrots and
a jar of prune yogurt.

Prune yogurt... yuck!

I'll cast off the lines.

It won't work, Judd.
It just won't work.

Who else you going to get?

And who deserves the split more
than she does?

Okay. But we better wait
until we're out there

before we deal her in.

She may not be too happy
I didn't tell her

about it in the first place.

Stern line's clear.

Thank you.

Hope you feel better, Captain.

Well, if I'm not,
don't bury me at sea.

Well, now's as good
a time as any.

Look, tell her about the loot.

Build it up.

Every chick I've
ever known digs money.

Take over, will ya?

I want to talk to you.

Sure.

You want a carrot?

No, thanks. Only way
I like them is in "semas."

What?

Navy talk.

Jo, we're not going fishing.

We're not?

There's something
I should have told you earlier

but, uh, now that I waited
so long, it's kind of rough.

Watch it, Judd!

Sorry, Ted.

Diving gear?

Hey, wait a minute.
You were right.

This wasrt any fishing trip.

I can explain it to you.

You don't have to.

I think I get the picture.

Jo, I found a part
of your grandfather's ship

the part with the chest in it.

That's why you came around
asking questions?

There wasrt any Navy manual.

You're nothing but a
get-rich-quick creep

like all the rest.

Tell her about one-third!

We plan to give you a share,
but we need your help.

No. you brought me
out here thinking

I'd go along with this?

It was your idea to come
out here with us, remember?

You even brought your lunch.

Hey, look!

What do you think they want?

I'm not sure.

There's a gal on board
who took my picture

while I was deactivating
that mine.

Took your picture? For what?

They were playing games.

He might have seen the wreck
while he was down there.

I don't know.

So what do we do now?

We sit here and fish.

Ahoy, there.
Where you headed?

Nowhere. Just doing
a little fishing.

What about you?

Oh, we're leaving.

On our way to Baja, California.

I didn't want to go
without saying good-bye.

Thank you.
Have a nice trip.

Thank you.

Kind of funny, you stopping
out here to fish.

What's so funny about it?

How come you're
the only one fishing?

Hey, what are you,
the game warden?

What are you
trying to prove, Gil?

Nothing.

Just seems funny, that's all.

Hold it here
a minute, will you?

Dina, come here.

I want to show you something.

Look at this.

I was getting a little
worried there, buddy.

That cat looked like
he was hip

to what we're doing.

I hope they're
getting ready to leave.

We won't have too much
daylight left as it is.

What do you say
we be realistic about this?

I'm not talking to you.

Let's not be childish.

I'm not being childish,
I'm just bugged.

You come on like
we were robbing a bank.

Well, that's just
the way you're acting.

This is stupid.

Look, you give
your share to charity

or whatever you want to,
but help us bring it up.

All right, I will, if you give
your share to charity.

Fine. My favorite charity is me.

That is not what I meant.

We could use the money
to set up an arts center

where my friends
could live and study

and improve their work.

Those kooks?

They are not kooks.

They're serious artists
who just need

a decent place to work.

Is it a deal?

Not that way.

You get a third, I get a third
and Judd gets a third.

Mexican standoff.

You're just being hardheaded.

Maybe, but I've got principles

and that's something you
wouldn't understand.

Hey! We're in trouble!

You have to help us!

What's the matter?

Battery cables are busted.

Battery cable? You have
two engines, don't you?

Both cables are shot!

How can both cables wear out
at the same time?

Just unlucky, I guess.

You'll have
to tow us in, Ted.

Yeah, rule of the sea,
you know.

Okay, throw us a line.

Thanks for the lift.

Sorry we spoiled
your fishing.

Forget it.
They werert biting, anyway.

Well, it won't be so bad,
you singing at my place.

It'll be like old times.

We're not through yet.

We'll come back
tomorrow.

Not with me, you won't.

Still won't settle for a third?

Why should I settle for a third
when I can go for broke?

What does that mean?

Well, I know where
it is now, don't I?

And, after all,
it was on my grandfather's ship.

You don't have the equipment

to go treasure hunting
on your own.

Besides, we're going
to get there first.

Well, I can try.

And even if I don't
stand a chance

I wouldn't help you
for anything in the world.

Okay, so I'm an unprincipled
get-rich-quick creep.

Aside from that,
I'm not all bad.

I'll keep your secret.

Look, would you
like me any better

if I hated money, grew a beard,
and stood on my head?

Any change would be
an improvement.

Man, that girl is stubborn.

Listen, I'll talk
to her later for you.

I understand women, you know.

If you do, you're the first.

Avast, you lubbers!

Rig the mainsail!

Or I'll keelhaul the lot of ya!

We've got to ride out
this storm!

Ahoy, there,
all my little shipmates

in TV land!

That was quite a storm
we went through.

Captain Jack is here again
this morning

for Zelda's Cornmeal Mush...

I'm, uh, just rehearsing
a television show

I used to have.

I was always
a stickler for realism.

The kids loved it.

Television show?

Yes, don't you recognize me?

Captain Jack of the good ship
"Lollipop," remember?

You're Captain Jack?!

Yes! Didrt you ever see
the show?

Are you kidding?

I saw it all the time,
and so did all my kids.

We never missed it.

How wonderful!

Well, I'm very, very flattered.

It's a pleasure
to meet you, Captain.

Oh, thank you very much.

Oh, I'm awful sorry.

I-I really didn't
mean to do that.

No, I...
That's all right, but...

But it, it just can't be.

I mean, you couldn't be
the same Captain Jack.

The same?
What do you mean?

Well, your name
was on their equipment.

I just couldn't believe
that my kids' Captain Jack

was a part
of their dirty scheme.

Well, friend,
I don't follow you.

The scheme to cheat me
out of my salvage.

You mean,
you found the treasure?

Treasure?

Do you mind?

Uh, certainly.

Of course,
I found the treasure.

What do you think?

And you're in on
it with them.

Oh, you know, I don't know
how to tell my kids.

Well, I don't understand you.

In what? With whom?

Those beatnik friends of yours.

They sabotaged my boat.

Beatnik friends?

You mean Jo Symington,
Ted and Judd?

Yeah. Look at this.

They cut my battery
cables to delay me

so they could bring up
the treasure first.

I can hardly believe that.

I've known Jo Symington every
since she was a little girl.

She wouldn't do
anything like that.

Well, maybe she
was fooled by them

the same way you were.

Fooled?

Hey, I thought there
was something fishy

when they said
they were going fishing.

You sure
you're not in on it?

Of course not!

Oh, they wanted me
to go with them.

They were even going
to cut me in.

They were going
to cut you up

is what they
were going to do.

Cut you up and dump you.

Dump me? In the water?

What do you think?

But they got all
my equipment!

They're going out again
in the morning.

Ah, that's what
they think.

Boy, I'm sure glad
I got here when I did.

I sure wouldn't want my kids

to lose their faith
in Captain Jack.

Well, neither would I.

Good. Now, here's what
we're going to do.

We'll get the equipment...

How could they know
what we were after?

Well, what about that picture
Gil took, huh?

Maybe that gave him a clue.

That might be it.

Either that or
they're just guessing.

Well, here's your chance
to find out now.

Yeah, I'll do that.

- Hi.
- Oh, hi!

Ted...

- Excuse me.
- Sure.

Listen, what about Jo?
She's pretty mad.

She hasn't shown
up here tonight.

Look, why don't you go
up to her house

and see what you can do?

I'll meet you there later.

Okay.

I'm sorry about
your having to tow us.

I hope you're not angry.

Courtesy of the sea.

Can I buy you a drink?

Why don't we go someplace
where we can be alone?

My place? Your place?
The beach?

Your boat's closer.

Oh, no, not my boat.

Why not your boat?

Well, first of all

I'm all out of champagne,
and Gil might be there.

My car's outside.

Why don't we go
for a nice, long drive?

Oh, that's my car
over there.

You really have it made,
don't you?

Fancy car, expensive boat...
the whole works.

Jealous?

Sure. I'd like
to have it myself.

Where I come from,
we didn't even wear shoes.

That must be why you like girls
who go barefooted.

Girls? Barefooted?

Jo. She's kind of
a beatnik, isn't she?

Well, if that
means happily broke

and full of all kind
of crazy principles

that's what she is.

Uh, look, you said you were
going fishing tomorrow.

How about signing me on
as your first mate?

I don't have any principles.

I thought you were
on your way south.

Oh, Gil said it
would take three days

to fix the battery cables.

That's funny.

I never heard of two
cables going at once.

Oh, I don't know.

I guess they wear out
like anything else.

It's a good thing
we were close when it happened.

Gil said we're lucky
we werert further out to sea.

What's with Gil, anyway?

He's just a poor boy
who wants to be rich.

Can't hate him for that.

Oh, I don't hate him.

He's very useful to have around

but anyone I take seriously

would have to have
as much as I do.

Otherwise, I'd never know
if he wanted me for me.

So until the right
millionaire comes along

it's just fun and games, right?

You can't hate me for that.

Get in.

No, thanks.

I'm going down to my boat.

At this time of night?

What's so important down there?

I got Captain Jack's
equipment on board.

Nobody's watching it.

So, if it's all the same
with you

I'll take a rain check.

I don't give rain checks!

Gil? Is that you?

It's not Gil. It's me.

Oh, oh, oh, it's you.

That's what I said.

Don't you hit me!

I'm not going to hit you.

I just want to know

what you're doing
with my equipment.

It isn't your equipment.

It's my equipment.

I rented it from you
by the hour, remember?

Yeah, and your hour
was up ten hours ago.

I've rented it
to someone else.

What are you talking about?

Oh, I should have known
you were a crook.

Your face is too honest.

I know all about
your little scheme.

Gil told me.

You would have dumped me
overboard

and disappeared
with the treasure

and my equipment.

I don't remember
inviting you aboard.

What are you trying
to pull?

Just looking out for
Captain Jack's interests

as well as my own.

I rented him my equipment.

His face is so crooked,
he's got to be honest.

Thanks a lot.

He's been lying
to you, Captain.

He's just trying to get
the equipment away from us.

Don't listen to him, Captain.

If I were you,
I'd get out of here

before the Coast Guard
picks you up

for cutting my battery cables.

Listen to me, Captain.

He knows
we can't get the gear

from anybody else
by tomorrow morning.

He's just trying to delay us
so he can get out there first.

That's what he did to me!

Wait a minute!
I'm getting dizzy.

Captain, do you think a Navy man
would lie to you?

That's right.

You were in the Navy,
werert you?

But his children believe in me.

Children?!
He's not even married!

That is a horrible thing
to say.

That's right, friend.

That's a horrible thing to say

Now, let's just get...

Now, wait a minute, boys.
Wait a minute.

You're going to hurt each other!

Out of the way, Captain!

Come on, let's get out of here!

All right, so I play dirty.

The name of the game
is "Finders Keepers."

That's right, and I found it.

But you got to bring it up

in order to keep it, buddy.

And how you going to do that
by tomorrow morning?

Dina and I have
all the equipment.

Dina?

Whose idea
do you think this was?

I'll straighten her out.

Gangway!

Captain Jack!

Go away! Go away!
I'm closed!

But I need that equipment.

I'm willing to buy it.

I'm not selling it.

And I'm not renting it
to either one of you.

You're both a couple
of greedy rascals.

If you'll just give me a chance
to talk to you!

Now, go away now,
before I call the police.

They're paid to protect people
like me from people like you.

Captain, listen to me, will you?

Help! Police!
Help! Police!

Help! Police!

It's nothing. Just a joke.

Close the door, man.

You're creating a vacuum.

Sorry.

Pierre!

I'm not Pierre.

Oh. Well,
you're lucky, anyway.

I belong over in
that corner over there.

Oh, but getting there
is half the fun.

If you'll excuse me...

What are you protesting?

Well, if you don't know

I'm certainly not
going to tell you.

Welcome, partner.

Partner?

Judd convinced me
to go along with you.

I'm going to tell the kids
about it now.

Wait a minute.

Quiet! Quiet,
everybody! Quiet!

Listen, everybody!
Listen!

I want to tell you
something beautiful!

Cinderella is a junkie!

Cigarettes are good
for your lungs!

Better than that!

We're going to have
that arts center we've wanted.

I can't tell you how just yet...
that's a surprise...

but we owe thanks
to Ted Jackson and Judd Whitman!

I wish you hadrt done that.

What I started to tell you

is we may not
be able to go tomorrow.

What do you mean?

What's happened?

Dina and Gil found out
about the treasure.

They conned Captain Jack
into thinking we were crooks

so he'd rent
the equipment to them.

Oh, no.

They've got our equipment.

No. Captain Jack decided

not to rent the equipment
to either one of us.

But that's the only
stuff available.

What are we going to do?

He's an old friend of yours.

Maybe you could
get it back for us.

I could try.

Look, if we cut out of here now

we can be on the dock

by the time he
opens up. Let's go.

Excuse us, folks.

Excuse me.

Excuse us.

Excuse me.

Hey, Judd... Judd,
this is no good.

I got a better idea.

Lend me your trumpet,
will you, pal?

Give me a blast
on the horn.

Everybody! Everybody!

Just a minute!

Listen to me just a second!

I've got a story to tell you.

Oh, Jonah, he was desperate

In the belly of the whale

But Jonah had a plan

He knew he couldn't fail

He raised his head on high

Like looking for the sky

And sang a song so pretty

The whale told him good-bye

You've got to sing,
you children, sing

Sing, you children, sing

I only know one thing

Hey, hey, hey

Sing, you children, sing

Everybody!

Sing, you children, sing

Sing your troubles away

Well, Moses said, "Good Lord

"Open up these waters for me

"So I can get your children

Across the salty sea"

Oh, the Lord
parted the waters

And, singing hand-in-hand

Moses and the children

Walked over
to the promised land

Sing, you children, sing

Sing, you children, sing

I only know one thing

Hey, hey, hey!

Sing, you children, sing

Everybody!

Sing, you children, sing

Sing your troubles away

You've got to sing
your troubles away

Sing your troubles away

Sing your troubles away

Sing your troubles away.

Hey, my car... it's gone!

Are you sure
you parked it here?

Positive. Hey, how
did you get here?

Like everybody else...
in Jo's shuttle bus.

Let's take
the shuttle bus.

It's on a trip,
and won't be back for two hours.

Maybe somebody moved it.

A two-hour trip.

What did you use,
one or two lumps?

Hey, you looking for something?

Yeah. My car.

- Was it a convertible?
- Yep.

Was it red?

Yeah. That's it.

Was the license number
S-l-B-9...

9-1-2.

Right.

Have you seen it?

Well, Here it is.

Oh, no.

I don't believe it.

Isn't it the living end?

It's the first automobile mobile
I've ever done.

But, Zoltan, I told you
you've got to ask permission.

I'm sorry,
but I just couldn't help myself.

I call it "Over the Underpass."

Look, buddy,
we needed this car now!

Put it in a bag.
We're in a hurry.

I'll put it all back together
again by noon tomorrow.

We got to get
to the harbor tonight!

Hey, why don't you take my car!

Where is it hanging?

No, it's outside.
Come on!

It runs even better
than it looks.

I hope so.

We cannot be seen
on the streets in that.

We can't help but be seen
on the streets in that.

I do not have to take
your insults, you know.

Zoltan, wait a minute!

Hold it, Zoltan...
it's better than nothing.

It's lovely, Zoltan.

Yeah, it's lovely.

Come on, let's go.

Come on. Here. Get in.

Hey, how do you
start this thing?

Push the button marked "Go-Go."

"Go-Go."

Hey, what's the matter
with this thing?!

It's probably out of gas!

Why didn't you tell
us that to begin with?

You never asked.

Where's the nearest
service station?

About a half a mile
down the road.

Jo, take the wheel.

Judd, let's push.

Put it in neutral.

Take the brake off.

Right.

Hey. Wait, wait,
wait a minute.

Let's, let's, let's
take five, huh?

No, we can't stop now.

I didn't do it.

I'll change the tire.

You go to the station

and bring back
a five-gallon can.

Of gas?

Yeah, gas! And run.

All right, I'm running.

Captain?

Captain!
Captain Jack!

Huh?

Captain Jack!

Yes, I'm Captain Jack!

Is anyone there?

Oh, wait a minute,
wait a minute!

Please help me!

All right, all right,
I'm coming!

Please let me in!

I don't sleep
in my clothes, you know!

I need your help!

Take it easy!

Don't break the door down!

Hurry, hurry, please!

Who is it?!

Who's there?

Captain!
I need your help.

Please open up.

It's 4:00 the morning!

It's a matter of life and death.

You've just got to help me!

Oh. Well, just a minute.

What is it?

What's the matter?

I'm in trouble.

I'm in terrible trouble.

Well, what can I do?

I need your help desperately.

Please come with me.

Well, couldn't we do
this some other time?

Shh! Don't talk.

We may be overheard.

Please come with me.

Well, wait'll I get my shirt.

Young lady, if you're
in some kind of trouble

you should call the police.

No, I can't.

I don't think
I'd better get involved.

Listen, does your country
mean anything to you?

I mean,
anything at all?

My country...
of course it does!

Well, then, come on,
don't ask questions.

Well, let me put my shirt on.

I catch cold very easily.

Where are we going?

Shh!

We have to hurry...
he's coming!

Who's coming?

What is it?

What's going on?

We've got to get aboard.

Oh, I don't like boats
and I don't like...

Hurry!

Why do we have to hurry?

Come on, over here.

We have to hide.

Hurry, stay down.

How long have we
got to stay here?

Not long. Shh!

What was that?

Nothing. Relax.

Yeah. Relax.

Dina!

Who's that?

It's him.

Him? Who him?

Well, come and meet him.

You!

Glad to have you aboard,
Captain...

you and your equipment.

I hope you'll forgive us
for being so devious

but we were pressed for time.

I'll have you both
arrested for this.

Keep him down here.

I'll go cast off.

Cast off?

You mean you're going to sea?

Sure we are.

Get me off!
Get me off!

Now, now, Captain, just relax.

If you make a fuss,
I'll have to clap you in irons.

I'm going to sea.

Ah...

Captain?

Captain Jack?
Captain Jack?

Are you all right?
Captain?

Well, we blew
the whole night doing it

but at least we got
enough gas to get there.

Yeah, if that
spare tire holds out.

I sure hope Captain Jack
sleeps late today.

Can't you go any faster?

That's all she's got.

Hey, look at the speedometer.

It says, "Rare,"
"Medium," and "Well-Done."

Yeah, my stove cooks
goulash at 50 miles an hour.

Zoltan doesn't care
where he gets his parts.

Wake me if we get there.

Captain Jack!

Looks like he's gone.

So's the equipment.

I bet Gil and Dina
are gone, too.

Come on.

Hey, look!
Dina's boat's gone, too.

What did I tell you?

Cast off!

Hey, look at this!

"Finders Keepers, Lover."

Oh, boy.

I think we're
wasting time, "lover."

We're in
the homestretch, Captain.

The chest is practically
out in the clear.

With a little luck, it should
come up like a cork...

solid sterling
and tax-free.

Oh, you'll have to pay
taxes... it's a privilege.

Not in Istanbul.

Istanbul?

You didn't think
we were going back

to Fishermars Wharf,
did you?

But can't we go to someplace
a little closer?

Like, uh...
Fresno or Bakersfield?

Just remember
what I told you.

Santa Monica.

Three yanks and you
start the compressor.

Two after that and you stop it.

Three, two... Three, two.

Would you mind going
over that again?

Would you mind
concentrating?

Oh, I should have never
believed you two.

Those other fellows are the ones
who found the treasure.

I'm doing them
a terrible injustice.

That's right, Captain,
you send them

a letter of
apology from Turkey.

Turkey?

I get seasick even
in a Turkish bath.

Three to start, two to stop.

Now, you'll have to do it
several times

so keep your eye on that float

and your mind on your work.

Remember, smile a lot.

You may be on "Candid Camera."

This is just another
game to you, isn't it?

But of course...
I told you that.

But this one's going to
change things between us.

Not necessarily.

You mean you don't want it to.

I didn't say that.

Get it first, then we'll talk.

There they are,
all right.

I wonder if they've got it yet.

We'll soon find out.

What do you plan to do?

Depends on what they're doing.

Help!
I've been shanghaied!

Hey, there's Captain Jack.

Yeah, looks like he found out

he's swinging
with the wrong crowd.

Ship ahoy!

Thank heaven you're here.

I'm saved.

We didn't come here
to rescue you.

Oh, I know what you think of me

and you're right.

I'm a humbug... a double-dealer,
a regular Benedict Arnold.

You left out "fink."

Where are they?

Oh, they're down there.

They're in the water.

I'm supposed to start
the compressor

when Gil yanks on that line.

Two yanks to start...
or was it three?

Anyway, the air
will fill the float bags

when he's got them attached
to the chest.

That'll float it up.

Yeah, I know.

How long have they been down?

Oh, only a few minutes
this time.

Well, do exactly as he told you

if you can remember...
and one other thing.

What's that?

Who's renting that equipment?

You are, sir.

That's all I wanted to know.

Move the compressor
onto my boat.

We'll continue
the operation from there.

Judd will help you.

Hey, what are you
going to do, pally?

You heard the man.

Those float bags
down there are ours.

I'm going down to get them...
and the treasure.

How much longer
can they stay down there?

I don't know, about another
ten minutes, I guess.

It hasn't moved.

I've kept my eye on it
all the time.

There it is!

That's the signal...
three yanks.

That means turn the air on.

Hey, look there!

That's Gil!

Hey, didn't I see you in
a monster movie, baby?

I wonder what's happened to him.

I guess he's put on some weight.

I got it, I got it.

Don't worry, I got it.

Move it around.

Round here, that's it.

Easy now, watch it.

Easy there, Captain.

Look out now, let me...

Hold it now, wait a minute.

Down with it a little bit.

Down a little bit.

Take it easy, boy,
take it easy.

Don't get excited
at this stage of the game.

Here.

All right, stand aside,
everybody.

Look out, look out.

Oh, you got it...
it's open!

Hey!

Give it a whack there.

One... oh, got it.

- Open it up.
- Wait a... wait.

Can I help?

Oh, look at it!

We did it!

We did it!

Oh, look at it!

Let's go back and find out
how much it's won'th...

- how much we're won'th.
- Yeah. Yeah!

Congratulations.

Like I said, Finders Keepers.

Thanks.

There are no hard feelings,
I hope.

Not as far as I'm concerned.

But if the Captain
wants to press charges

that's his business.

Oh, no, no, no.

I'm very grateful
to these people.

Grateful? For what?

Well, they're responsible
for me being out here.

I finally made it
past the breakwater.

Now that you're rich

maybe you'd like to buy
a cabin cruiser.

I'm thinking
of selling mine.

I'll keep that in mind
when I cash this in.

Let's go.

It's been fun.

Let's go, sourpuss.

If there's anything I
hate, it's a good sport.

Mm-hmm, yes...

Uh-huh. Yes.

Mm-hmm...

"Mm-hmm, yes," what?

What are they won'th, huh?

I think my top price
would be 30.

- $30 apiece!
- We're rich!

Wait a minute, wait a minute...
I don't think you understood.

I meant 30 cents apiece.

- Oh, come on!
- You can't be serious.

Come on, hold it, everybody.
Look, I looked it up.

Pieces of eight are won'th
at least $20 each.

Yes, if they're silver;
more if they're gold.

But, unfortunately,
these are copper.

Copper?!

But they look like...

I'm afraid that the slime
has given them a patina.

No, these coins are quite common

and of very little interest
to Numismatists.

Numisma-whats?

That's Armenian
for coin collector.

Now, let's see...

You say you have approximately
13,000 coins

at 30 cents apiece.

That's, uh...
I can offer you $3,900.

$3,900?!

For all that time
and the money we spent?

Oh, my equipment is
won'th more than that.

We had expenses.

I'm terribly sorry.

I can understand
your disappointment

but that's really
the best that I can do.

A moment, my friends.

Just remember: it isn't
whether you win or lose

but how you play the game.

- Will you please stop it?!
- Oh, cool it.

- I'm just trying...
- We'll take it.

Well, there we go.

$97 5 each.

No, no, no...
it just isn't right.

I cannot accept a full share.

But it was your equipment,
Captain.

You talked me into it.

I was only fooling, you know.

Well, it's been a lot of fun.

Yeah, but with $1,000 invested

I'm right back where I started.

And this isn't even
close to a down payment

on the arts center.

Yeah, actually,
I make more than that

on a Saturday night
selling leftover pizzas.

Leftover pizza...

How much would it take for a
down payment on the arts center?

At least $4,000 or $5,000.

$4,000.

- Here's my share, Jo.
- What?

We might as well put it all
where it'll do the most good.

What do you think, Judd?

I think I just made
a contribution.

- Oh, thank you!
- That-a-boy.

- This is wonderful.
- Thank you, Judd.

Oh, take it!

It would only put me
in a higher tax bracket.

You are a dear.

That's my captain.

I'm a dear.
She kissed me.

That's just a down payment.

For the rest, we'll throw
a big bash, collect donations

and Jo will have all the money
in one evening.

Oh, you're marvelous!

Okay, okay

and I will spring
for the beer and the pizzas

if you'll come back to work here
like you promised.

You have got a deal, partner.

Some people think
that pot of gold

Is all they ever want to hold

But there's a treasure
I think more of

Measure for measure

I'll take love

Some people think
that their success

La, la, la, la,
la, la, la-la, la

Is all they need
for happiness

La, la, la, la,
la, la, la-la, la

But there's a pleasure
I think more of

Measure for measure

I'll take love

La, la, la, la,
la, la, la-la, la

Pound for pound

Oh, yeah, and ounce for ounce

Love is all that really counts

So let them have
their wealth and fame

La, la, la, la,
la, la, la-la, la

Eat caviar and drink champagne

La, la, la, la,
la, la, la-la, la

You're all the treasure
I'm dreaming of

Measure for measure

I'll take love

La, la, la, la,
la, la, la-la, la

Pound for pound

Oh, yeah,
and ounce for ounce

Love is all that
really counts

So let them have
their wealth and fame

La, la, la, la,
la, la, la-la, la

Eat caviar
and drink champagne

La, la, la, la,
la, la, la-la, la

You're all the treasure
I'm dreaming of

Measure for measure

I'll take love

I'll take love

I'll take love

La, la, la, la,
la, la, la-la, la

I'll take love

I'll take love.