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Oh!
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Oh my God!
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- Are you ready to go?
- Oh, God, look at this.
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Look at that.
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- What is this?
- It's a book about freaks.
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- Is this Ted's gift?
- Yeah.
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- That's what you're giving him?
- Yeah.
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- Okay, yeah.
- It's unbelievable.
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Hey, guess what. It's all finalized-
the cemetery plots.
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We got 'em, so now Ted and Mary
are gonna be next to us
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- and Jeff and Susie.
- Hey, you like her?
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I see that.
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I think we really overpaid
for those plots.
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It's too late,
and it's a beautiful site.
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Hold on. This has
to be the car service.
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- Hi, good evening, Miss David?
- Yes.
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- Your car's here.
- Thank you. We'll be right out.
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- We'll be right out. Thank you so much.
- Okay.
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- Oh, oh, Jeez! Oh, Jeez!
- Larry, our car's here.
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- Okay.
- This isn't for you, actually.
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Look at the size
of this guy.
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Let's put it away.
We're going to a party.
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We have a car. We can drink.
We can have margaritas.
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We can hang out,
be normal.
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Great idea, the car service,
great idea.
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Okay, so we'll just call
you in a few hours or so.
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Good. We'll see you in a while.
Have a great night, folks.
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- What are you gonna do?
- I'm gonna be here.
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- Got something to read?
- No no no, I'll be fine. Take care.
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All right.
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No book? No paper?
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- Nothing? A puzzle, huh?
- No, I...
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You folks have a great night,
though. Have a great party.
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I don't have to worry about you
in there? You'll be okay?
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- I'm great.
- Okay, fine.
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I'll be right here when you get out
and have a great party.
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- Okay.
- Thank you.
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I couldn't be alone with myself
for 15 minutes.
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My brains would melt.
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He's gonna sit here for three hours
and not gonna read.
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No radio or nothing.
No distractions.
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Big news: the cemetery plots
came through.
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So it's Jeff and Susie and you
and Cheryl and me and Ted
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buried next to each other forever.
Oh my God.
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Yeah, right.
Isn't that something?
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- Yeah.
- That's really something.
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- Yeah, I don't want- not too soon.
- Yeah, no.
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It's true. When you start
to think about it,
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somebody's gotta
go first, I guess.
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Well, it's not gonna be me and probably
not Ted. We're very healthy.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- Nice party, huh?
- This is very nice.
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- I don't recognize most of these people.
- Really?
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You know the Rizmans.
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Yeah yeah, I'm not
that crazy about them,
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frankly, you know.
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You don't like
Arnie Rizman?
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Just 'cause the person's bald
doesn't mean I have to like them.
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Okay, forget it. I'm sure there's
someone here that you like.
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- I'm gonna get a drink.
- Okay, enjoy yourself.
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All right, okay.
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- Good evening.
- Good evening to you.
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- How you doing?
- I am doing...
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pretty good.
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Pretty, pretty good.
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- What can I get you?
- You got a little bow tie there, huh?
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Got a little bow tie.
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That's your idea?
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No. No, it's not.
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You know, we're asked
to wear it sometimes.
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- What do you mean sometimes?
- Well, we're given a work-order form
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with a special request,
and in this case, there was a request
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from Mr. Danson
to wear the bow tie.
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- You're kidding.
- No.
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Ted Danson specifically requested
that you wear a bow tie?
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Are you joking?
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To distinguish,
I believe,
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between the guests
and the staff.
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Well, looks like I'm gonna have
to have a little talk
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with Mr. Danson.
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No no no no,
that's totally...
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That's okay.
Don't worry about it.
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- I wanna say a little something to him.
- Please, please don't.
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- I feel like I have to.
- You don't. You don't.
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- Honestly, it's-
- I do. I really do. This is wrong.
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- It's just wrong.
- It's unnecessary.
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We're asked sometimes.
It's fine. It's part of the job.
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Listen, I'm doing this
for you.
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Well, if you're doing
it for me, then don't.
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- Please.
- Okay, I'm doing it for me.
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Also, please
don't then.
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You don't understand
how I operate, okay?
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- Maybe not, but-
- I will not get you in trouble.
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I'll talk to him.
Everything will be fine.
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It would probably implicate me
in some way, and it's not that important.
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- What's your name?
- Jamie.
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- Jamie, okay.
- Yeah.
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- Jamie, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
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I'm gonna go say a little something
to Mr. Danson.
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Please don't...
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In a few minutes, you're not gonna
be wearing a bow tie.
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I don't mind wearing it that much.
I'd rather you don't.
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You're gonna say, "Larry, thank you
for getting rid of my bow tie."
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I thank you, Larry, to not say
anything to Mr. Danson.
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Jamie, I gotta
say something.
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You don't.
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- I have to. I couldn't live with myself.
- You don't have to.
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Just trust me.
I know how to talk to people.
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- I do trust you, but please don't.
- That's gotta go.
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- That's gotta go, Jamie.
- It doesn't have to.
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- Please, please.
- Nah-ah-ah.
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- Hey, happy birthday!
- Hey.
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Yeah, yeah, I'd hug you,
but I know you got a phobia.
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Yeah, we don't need
to go that far, you know?
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- Let me ask you something.
- Yeah.
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Why'd you make
this poor kid
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- wear a bow tie? Bartender?
- Oh!
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Got him in a bow tie?
What's up with that?
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We had a choice. No bow tie, bow tie.
We went with bow tie.
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- Classes up the party a little bit, I think.
- Really?
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Makes me a little uncomfortable
seeing a guy like that,
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Have to stand there,
wear a bow tie the whole night.
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- That's not cool.
- It looks elegant.
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Feel like you're putting on airs
or something, you know?
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- I'm putting on airs?
- A little bit, yeah.
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You know, what is it?
So you feel good?
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He's gotta feel bad
so you can feel good?
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Is that how the world
works for you?
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- Did he say something to you?
- No, he didn't.
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- He did, didn't he?
- No, he did not.
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- What did he say?
- He didn't say anything.
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- Bullshit.
- He said he'd rather I wouldn't talk to you,
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that's what
He said, but...
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- Can't take the bow tie off?
- No.
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- That's your final answer?
- That's my final answer.
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- Final answer?
- Yeah, no deal.
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Pfft! Whatever
you want, you know?
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- Come on, Larry, please.
- Okay, all right.
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I feel like a jerk
'cause I kind of promised him.
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Well, too bad.
Go back and say you failed.
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Okay, I will.
One more thing:
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I got a driver
out there.
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I was wondering if I could
bring him in the house.
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He's sitting out there.
He'll be out there for three hours.
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Do you mind
if I bring him in?
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Why don't we just send
some coffee out to him?
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Send coffee out to him?
Come on, what is that?
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Let me bring him in. He'll sit in a corner.
He won't bother anybody.
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It's his job to sit in the car
and wait while you have fun.
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I know it's his job,
but listen, I used to drive.
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I know how it feels to sit
in a car for three hours
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and do nothing and freeze
and not be able to put the radio on
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or the lights. You can't read.
There's nothing you can do.
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- You drove limos?
- Yeah, I did drive limos.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- Did you wear a little bow tie?
- No, I did not.
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The woman was blind
and couldn't see.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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I didn't even
wear the uniform.
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- Really?
- Yeah, she couldn't see a thing.
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The car was filthy, but anyway,
that's another story.
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Bring him in. I don't care.
Put him in the back.
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- Really? Thank you, thank you.
- Yeah. You're welcome.
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- You happy now?
- I'm happy.
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- Still no on the...
- No.
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- All right, I'm gonna go get him. Thanks.
- Okay.
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- Who's this from again?
- Barney and Ellen.
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Oh, look at that.
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- Thank you! Thank you so much.
- It's nice.
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- Who this? Doesn't Have a name?
- Nancy and George.
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You excited
about tomorrow night?
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- What's tomorrow night?
- The McCartney concert.
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- Oh, yeah, right.
- How often do you go to concerts?
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- You know what? I am excited.
- Yeah, I am too.
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- We'll go out to dinner. It'll be fun.
- Yeah, it'll be fun.
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- This is great. These do a lot of good.
- Yeah.
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Have you seen this,
everybody?
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- Oh, the Bono phone.
- Oh, that's great.
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- Gives money to AIDS in Africa.
- Oh, that's so great.
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That doesn't affect
Heterosexuals, right?
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- What are you doing?
- The guy's impossible.
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- Thank you so much.
- It's not funny.
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It's a joke, people.
It's a joke, come on.
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- Okay.
- I'm not sure.
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What is that?
Oh, that's mine. Hey!
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- This is the one you told me about?
- That's it, yeah.
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- "Mondo..."
- "Mondo Freaks."
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"Mondo Freaks."
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Leaf through it.
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Huh?
Are you loving that?
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Well, thank you, Larry.
Thank you very much.
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You're welcome. It's a great
coffee-table book.
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Oh, yeah, wait.
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I wanna just show it
to Jeff, okay?
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Yeah, thanks.
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All right, what have
we got next here?
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I'll be right back.
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Oh oh, yeah.
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Okay...
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- It's three penises.
- All right, what have we got here?
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That's unbelievable.
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What do we got here?
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His head tilted!
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Oh!
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You all right, buddy?
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Happy birthday, Becker.
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Oh, Jesus.
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I'm sorry about that.
Who is he?
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- Does anyone know?
- Um...
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- I think that's my driver.
- That's your driver?
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This is the guy you brought
into my house?
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- I'm sorry, man.
- You're sorry? That guy's plastered.
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It was an accident.
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- He didn't do it on purpose.
- Get off me! God, get...
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get out of here,
you stupid creep!
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What happened?
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- That guy, the drunk guy, just groped me.
- He what?
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He just- ooh!
Put his hands all over me.
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- I don't believe him.
- That son of a...
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You know something?
You're out of here. Go on.
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- What?
- Go on, get out of here, Larry.
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- What?
- Get the hell out of my house, will you?
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- What? It was an accident.
- Take your freaky friend
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- and your freak book and get the hell out.
- What?
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He gropes my wife, and he breaks-
I can't believe this!
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- Fine, fine, I'm leaving!
- Go on.
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Fine. Happy birthday.
Come on, Cheryl.
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- I'm sorry.
- Oh Cheryl, it's not your fault.
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Happy birthday.
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00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:14,939
- That was a bullshit party.
- Yeah.
231
00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:17,211
Let's get out of here.
Get in.
232
00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:19,774
- No, you're not driving.
- I'm totally fine.
233
00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:22,253
- Are you crazy? You're not driving.
- I'm not that drunk.
234
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,721
- What are you doing?
- Hey, I know.
235
00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:25,417
I'm just joking around.
But seriously,
236
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,948
you two, get in.
I'm driving.
237
00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:29,018
No, you're not.
You can't drive. You're drunk.
238
00:10:29,061 --> 00:10:31,529
You are not gonna drive us home.
Nobody in their right mind
239
00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:34,192
- would get in a car with you right now.
- Come on, get in the car.
240
00:10:34,233 --> 00:10:36,201
- You'll stay right over here.
- Okay okay okay.
241
00:10:36,235 --> 00:10:37,862
Don't forget me, bud.
242
00:10:37,903 --> 00:10:39,871
- Do you know how to drive a limo?
- I don't know.
243
00:10:39,905 --> 00:10:42,135
- Hey, Charlie.
- Stay out of the glove compartment.
244
00:10:42,174 --> 00:10:44,199
- Charlie.
- Stay out of the glove compartment.
245
00:10:44,243 --> 00:10:45,801
Get...
246
00:10:59,058 --> 00:11:00,855
Come on, Charlie.
Come on, get up.
247
00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:04,385
- No kidding?
- Let's go.
248
00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:06,591
Oh, man.
249
00:11:06,632 --> 00:11:08,657
Oh, my goodness.
250
00:11:09,935 --> 00:11:11,163
There she is.
251
00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:18,176
Come on, step,
step, come on.
252
00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:22,169
Honey, honey...!
253
00:11:22,214 --> 00:11:24,739
- Nobody's home. Stay out.
- Come on, baby.
254
00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:27,582
No, not again.
God damn you!
255
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,144
Huh-uh, huh-uh.
Who are you?
256
00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,782
Get off! Get off!
257
00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:34,019
Don't you dare get on that couch.
Hey, what are you doing?
258
00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:36,085
Huh? You party
with this fuckface?
259
00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:38,323
No, we weren't partying.
260
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,195
No, he was driving us.
261
00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:43,429
And he had too much to drink,
so we thought...
262
00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:44,868
You!
263
00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:48,465
Get your stinky,
nasty feet off my couch.
264
00:11:48,507 --> 00:11:51,601
Who's there? Is that the goddamn
neighbors with their fucking dog?
265
00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:54,738
- No, Dad, go to bed!
- Who's there?
266
00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:57,248
This is the shitstorm
of my life. It's shit.
267
00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:59,581
Yeah, it doesn't
look that great.
268
00:11:59,618 --> 00:12:02,382
No, it isn't.
Aren't you pretty?
269
00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:04,116
- Don't you look nice?
- You're pretty.
270
00:12:04,156 --> 00:12:05,680
- You're pretty.
- Very attractive.
271
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,353
- Tell 'em to stop playing the music.
- Shut up!
272
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:11,022
We have no way
to get home tonight because...
273
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,621
No, clearly
He can't drive.
274
00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:15,395
I would offer you the upstairs room,
but my dad is a fucking mess.
275
00:12:15,434 --> 00:12:16,628
Can we take
the limo home?
276
00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:18,330
I'll bring it back
tomorrow. I promise.
277
00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:19,997
You gotta
bring it back, man.
278
00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:21,904
I don't need you to talk!
279
00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:24,307
- Thank you.
- I'm sorry I couldn't invite you for a snack.
280
00:12:24,343 --> 00:12:26,573
But you know what?
There's nothing in the cupboard.
281
00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:29,479
- I don't want that dog shitting in my yard!
- Daddy, so help me!
282
00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:33,174
This is gonna be so fun.
283
00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:35,187
I'm so looking forward
to this concert.
284
00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:37,018
OH, my gosh,
you're wearing a suit.
285
00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:38,785
This is like
a real date.
286
00:12:38,824 --> 00:12:41,486
Gonna go to dinner and go
to a concert and hang out.
287
00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:43,586
Oh my God.
You know what I heard?
288
00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:45,824
I heard that Heather Mills
and Paul McCartney
289
00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:47,833
might be getting
back together.
290
00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,858
- Oh, how exciting.
- Can you believe that?
291
00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:52,632
- I'm all atwitter.
- She might even be there tonight.
292
00:12:52,671 --> 00:12:55,697
- Really?
- Yeah. See Heather Mills.
293
00:12:55,741 --> 00:12:57,971
You know,
I gotta tell ya,
294
00:12:58,010 --> 00:13:00,808
- I'm thinking about this Ted Danson thing.
- Yeah.
295
00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:04,474
I don't think I wanna be buried
next to this guy.
296
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,348
That's how I feel.
297
00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:08,785
So I was thinking
maybe...
298
00:13:08,821 --> 00:13:12,450
maybe you'll switch plots with me,
so you'll be between us.
299
00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:14,550
I don't care.
300
00:13:14,593 --> 00:13:16,686
But you know that means that
you'll be next to Susie.
301
00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:19,197
So you're gonna need
her permission.
302
00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:21,324
I don't care what you do.
303
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:23,767
Oh, hey, that's them.
304
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,668
Oh, I'll get it.
305
00:13:25,704 --> 00:13:28,434
Hey!
306
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,772
- Paul McCartney, baby, yeah!
- Paul McCartney!
307
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:34,177
Hey, guys. Hey, you look great.
Oh, look, a suit too.
308
00:13:34,213 --> 00:13:36,909
- I know. Isn't that nice?
- Yeah, you do look good.
309
00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:38,712
- I love this outfit.
- You do?
310
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:41,276
Oh, yeah, it's great- the pink.
I love this stuff.
311
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,151
Wow, glad you like it.
312
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:45,419
- Really nice, yeah.
- It's a rock star thing.
313
00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:48,255
- Great combo. Yeah, looks terrific.
- Glad you like it.
314
00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:51,354
- You want some wine, cheese?
- I'd love some wine. That'd be great.
315
00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:53,729
Where's the freak book?
316
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:56,064
- Left it in the car.
- Oh, man, all right.
317
00:13:56,101 --> 00:13:57,466
- I'm sorry.
- It's all right.
318
00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,097
How about a toast?
To good friends, good friendship.
319
00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:03,939
- Nice, very nice, very nice.
- To friendship?
320
00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:06,001
You know, you weren't
there last night.
321
00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:08,309
- No, I heard.
- Ted Danson,
322
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:09,974
I have had it
with this guy.
323
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:12,848
- He's a little pompous lately, I notice.
- So full of himself.
324
00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:16,252
Let me just say this, okay?
I don't wanna be buried next to this guy.
325
00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:18,017
I really don't.
I've been thinking about it.
326
00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:19,615
I was talking to Cheryl,
and I asked Cheryl
327
00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:21,888
if she'd switch plots
with me, and she agreed.
328
00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:24,521
- So now I'll be buried next to you.
- Next to me?
329
00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:26,326
Yeah, next to you,
so that's that.
330
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:29,198
I don't really like that, Lar.
I don't like that.
331
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:31,260
- Why not?
- Because I liked it the way it was.
332
00:14:31,303 --> 00:14:33,134
What's the big deal?
333
00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:35,504
Because, Larry, honestly, I don't
wanna be next to you for eternity.
334
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,008
May I be so bold?
335
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,203
Your best self emerges
after you're dead.
336
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,736
- You don't know that for a fact.
- I do know. I came back.
337
00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:45,443
Guess what. Even your best self,
I'm not interested for eternity.
338
00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:49,087
I take back my toast.
339
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:51,385
- Good friends?
- Fine, take back your toast.
340
00:14:51,423 --> 00:14:53,823
I take back the toast, and I take back
what I said about your outfit.
341
00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:56,327
Well, you only said it
'cause you had this in mind
342
00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:58,523
to get me to switch plots.
There's always an ulterior motive.
343
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,555
If you were married to me, I never would
have let you out of the house with that.
344
00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:01,998
That's fine.
I'm not married to you.
345
00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:04,468
And I'm not gonna be next to you
forever and ever and ever.
346
00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:06,266
- I want some peace and quiet.
- Okay, fine.
347
00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:09,297
How about this?
I'll switch with Cheryl,
348
00:15:09,341 --> 00:15:11,309
but then you switch
with Jeff.
349
00:15:11,343 --> 00:15:13,504
- I can't do that. I need to be on the end.
- That's true.
350
00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:16,742
I'm claustrophobic.
I can't be anywhere but the end.
351
00:15:16,782 --> 00:15:18,750
He hyperventilates.
he has to be on the end.
352
00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:21,412
- Yeah, it's not good.
- I'll tell you what's not good, okay?
353
00:15:21,453 --> 00:15:23,614
The selfishness
that's going on here.
354
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:26,750
No, I wanna be next to my goddamn
husband for eternity, not Ted Danson.
355
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:28,419
That's the way we lay there.
356
00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:30,451
- I made a vow to him, Larry.
- Okay, fine, we're leaving.
357
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:33,158
We're leaving this cemetery.
We're getting another plot.
358
00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:35,996
- No, we're not. No, we are not.
- Yes, we are! Yes, we are!
359
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:37,866
Nobody's switching?
Is that what you're saying to me?
360
00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:39,632
We should keep it
the way it is.
361
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:43,108
You're gonna keep it the way it is?
Fine, fine. Enjoy your evening, okay?
362
00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:46,043
- What are you talking about?
- I'm going. I'm going.
363
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:48,046
You don't wanna be buried
next to me when you're dead,
364
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,514
I can assume you don't wanna be
next to me when you're alive.
365
00:15:50,549 --> 00:15:52,813
I'll see you
at the concert.
366
00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:55,718
- He's a drama queen. He's overreacting.
- I don't know.
367
00:15:55,754 --> 00:15:58,188
Like a little girl. What was
that? That was nothing.
368
00:15:58,223 --> 00:16:00,248
- Where's the car?
- Leon took it.
369
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:03,591
He didn't ask me.
370
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,859
- What are you doing?
- I'm taking the limo.
371
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:07,832
- Limo?
- He's out of his mind.
372
00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:09,857
He's driving a limo?
373
00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:27,508
Oh! Oh, fuck!
374
00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:56,707
- Hello.
- Larry, hey, it's Charlie, the limo driver.
375
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,580
- Hello, Charlie.
- I'm sorry about last night.
376
00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:00,517
Yeah, boy oh boy,
you should be.
377
00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:02,213
You shouldn't have had
to go through that.
378
00:17:02,254 --> 00:17:03,653
Yeah, that was pretty bad.
379
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,817
I didn't mean to get that drunk.
I just got out of hand.
380
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,851
I did you a favor. I let you in the house.
It was pretty awful.
381
00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:12,864
I'm so- I'm so-
oh, God, I'm so sorry.
382
00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:15,196
Guess what. I'm in the limo right now.
Do you want me to return it?
383
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:17,259
Look, man,
you gotta do me a huge favor.
384
00:17:17,302 --> 00:17:19,270
I gotta pick somebody up
in 30 minutes at the airport.
385
00:17:19,304 --> 00:17:22,899
He's this huge VIP client,
and I can't get there, man.
386
00:17:22,941 --> 00:17:24,499
They just called
and I can't get over there.
387
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:27,410
- What are you, kidding me?
- No, please, seriously.
388
00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:29,539
I'm not gonna go pick
somebody up at the airport.
389
00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:31,674
If I don't get this,
I lose my job, man.
390
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,548
And my wife is
gonna lose her health care.
391
00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:35,917
We're gonna lose everything, man.
The house goes too.
392
00:17:35,954 --> 00:17:37,819
I can't pick somebody up
at the airport.
393
00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:40,689
- Are you insane?
- Larry, do me a favor. Come on, man.
394
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,956
- Oh, Jesus.
- Please, Larry,
395
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:44,622
For God's sake-
for my family.
396
00:17:44,663 --> 00:17:47,359
Oh...
397
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,765
- All right, fine, fine.
- Thanks. Oh, God, thanks.
398
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:53,238
Go to the airport for you.
This is really unbelievable, Charlie.
399
00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:54,864
Go just go to the airport.
Get to the terminal,
400
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,501
and you're Charlie
the limo driver, man.
401
00:17:57,543 --> 00:18:00,706
Just pick up John McEnroe.
Take him wherever he wants to go, okay?
402
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,509
John McEnroe?
403
00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:04,573
Yeah, John McEnroe.
Take him wherever he wants to go, okay?
404
00:18:04,616 --> 00:18:06,607
He's the tennis guy.
As far as he knows,
405
00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:08,210
you're Charlie the limo driver, man.
That's it.
406
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,517
- Stand there.
- I'm Charlie, cool.
407
00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:13,286
- You're the man.
- Nice to meet you, Mr. McEnroe.
408
00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:17,421
I'm Charlie.
Hey, Mr. McEnroe, hiya.
409
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:18,896
How you doing?
I'm Charlie.
410
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:22,526
All right, hey.
Okay, I got it.
411
00:18:22,568 --> 00:18:24,559
Give me all the info.
412
00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:40,246
Ah!
413
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:42,617
Okay.
414
00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:44,144
- Let me get that.
- Yeah, thanks.
415
00:18:44,189 --> 00:18:46,248
I got it.
416
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,158
- Okay, give me this, please.
- Thank you.
417
00:18:49,194 --> 00:18:51,890
All right, Charlie.
418
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:54,660
- Charlie, John McEnroe.
- John McEnroe, nice to meet you.
419
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,361
- Pleasure.
- Thanks.
420
00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:58,460
- Where you heading?
- Going to the Staples Center
421
00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:00,165
- for the McCartney concert.
- Oh, no kidding.
422
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:01,399
- Yeah.
- Good.
423
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,374
- How was the flight?
- It was all right.
424
00:19:03,408 --> 00:19:05,273
It was all right.
425
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:11,539
How you doing,
Mr. McEnroe?
426
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:14,051
Good. Good, thanks.
427
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:17,055
You let old Charlie know
whatever you need.
428
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,284
- Charlie's your guy.
- All right, Charlie.
429
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,451
- Thanks.
- Charlie is your man. Don't be shy.
430
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:24,894
Charlie, listen.
Little tired right now, okay? Thanks.
431
00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:27,831
Hey, let me ask you something.
Were you shy as a child?
432
00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:29,959
- Were you shy?
- Yeah yeah, I was actually.
433
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,731
Like, I was shy
when I was a kid.
434
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:34,398
People always saying,
"Don't be shy. Don't be shy."
435
00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:36,407
What, do you think
you have control of being shy?
436
00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:38,500
- You know what I'm talking about?
- Yeah. Yeah, I do.
437
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:41,911
Ever play ping pong? Ping pong's
my game. I'll tell you something:
438
00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:44,313
I think it's a lot harder than tennis,
with all due respect.
439
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,579
I'm gonna have to respectfully
disagree with that, Charlie.
440
00:19:46,618 --> 00:19:50,213
What do you do for fun?
How does a John McEnroe have fun?
441
00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:53,656
I like to be quiet now,
believe it or not.
442
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:56,422
- You watch a lot of TV?
- Lot of sports.
443
00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:58,486
- You have allergies?
- No allergies.
444
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:01,294
Do you believe in God,
a God of some kind?
445
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,164
Yeah, I believe
in a God,
446
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,829
and I'm wondering
where he is right now.
447
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,839
- You like life?
- Yeah, I like life!
448
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,603
- Do you garden?
- I don't garden, okay?
449
00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:13,805
If you talk to people who garden,
they'll all tell you the same thing:
450
00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:16,370
they find it very relaxing
and meditative.
451
00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:19,043
And it looks like it. I admit it.
I'm jealous of the gardener.
452
00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:21,951
- Have you ever been jealous of a gardener?
- No, I haven't, actually.
453
00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:23,579
- Are you married?
- Yeah, I'm married!
454
00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:27,615
I have sex once a week.
How about you?
455
00:20:27,659 --> 00:20:30,651
- Is that too personal?
- Yeah, that's too personal, okay?
456
00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:32,323
What's the big deal
to talk about that?
457
00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:34,559
I don't understand it.
I have sex once a week...
458
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,727
good week, twice.
But I can go more than one week.
459
00:20:36,768 --> 00:20:39,134
Hey, that's really
interesting, okay, Charlie?
460
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:41,196
Oh my God.
Hey, I need to make a stop
461
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,232
for two minutes- would that be
okay- at this cemetery?
462
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:46,574
- In this cemetery?
- Yeah, it's right here. I can't believe it.
463
00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:49,172
I just need to make a stop just
for a couple of minutes.
464
00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:53,913
- All right, whatever.
- Oh, thank you so much. Thank you.
465
00:20:53,952 --> 00:20:56,978
- I appreciate that. You're a good man.
- Yeah yeah.
466
00:21:01,326 --> 00:21:03,851
Hey, Charlie,
How long is this gonna take?
467
00:21:03,895 --> 00:21:06,659
I'll just be two minutes.
here, check out this freak book.
468
00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:08,598
- It's a riot.
- All right, fine.
469
00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:10,602
- Great. Looks wonderful.
- It's a lot of fun.
470
00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:13,730
Check out the freaks,
Mr. McEnroe.
471
00:21:19,711 --> 00:21:23,169
It's not what you had. What you had
was the best we have to offer.
472
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,410
It was absolutely
spectacular.
473
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:28,419
Yeah, well,
I'm done with that one.
474
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,444
However,
this is not bad.
475
00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:32,787
You have a nice class
of people here
476
00:21:32,824 --> 00:21:35,657
and a nice view.
477
00:21:35,694 --> 00:21:37,184
It's quiet.
478
00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:40,198
Can I get a refund
on the other plot?
479
00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:42,063
No, I can't do that,
480
00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:44,728
but you can sell it
privately if you like.
481
00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:47,330
Okay, that's fair.
Okay.
482
00:21:49,908 --> 00:21:53,241
I'll take it.
483
00:22:04,623 --> 00:22:07,353
What the fuck?
484
00:22:07,392 --> 00:22:09,383
Charlie!
485
00:22:36,722 --> 00:22:38,485
What?
This is not your limo.
486
00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,354
No no no no no,
487
00:22:40,392 --> 00:22:43,054
this is not your limo.
This is somebody else's limo.
488
00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:45,859
I pay you. I do whatever.
Just take my sister home.
489
00:22:45,897 --> 00:22:48,661
- Give him the money.
- Look, the guy's coming.
490
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:52,067
My sister will...
I know. I know.
491
00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:55,369
The guy's coming.
You have to get out of the car!
492
00:22:55,407 --> 00:22:57,375
- Charlie, what the hell?
- Close the door.
493
00:22:57,409 --> 00:23:00,207
Just get out.
Close the door.
494
00:23:00,245 --> 00:23:01,940
They think it's their car.
I don't know.
495
00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:03,504
- Get in, get in.
- What is this?
496
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,607
Why is he coming in?
Why are you...
497
00:23:05,650 --> 00:23:08,084
- It's his car.
- What are you coming in for?
498
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,520
- We need to go home.
- Where do you live?
499
00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:13,490
- What the fuck is-
- 22509th Street.
500
00:23:13,525 --> 00:23:16,153
I don't care where they live.
Let's get 'em out of here.
501
00:23:16,194 --> 00:23:19,857
You know what? That's not that far
from the Staples Center.
502
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:22,992
- Yeah, right. Okay, great.
- Thank you so much.
503
00:23:40,819 --> 00:23:43,686
Now we are
nowhere near this place.
504
00:23:43,722 --> 00:23:46,953
We are nowhere near-
I don't know where this place is.
505
00:23:46,992 --> 00:23:48,653
I can't find this place.
506
00:23:48,693 --> 00:23:50,820
- What?
- You have to just make a left turn.
507
00:23:50,862 --> 00:23:52,295
No, this isn't close.
508
00:23:52,330 --> 00:23:55,561
You said 8th Street, right?
This is not 8th Street.
509
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,192
Charlie, I didn't pay
for this. Come on!
510
00:23:57,235 --> 00:23:59,703
All you have to do
is make a left turn.
511
00:23:59,738 --> 00:24:03,538
You told me to go this way.
I went completely the wrong way.
512
00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:06,237
- You're supposed to be a driver.
- It's the other way, I think.
513
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,576
Okay, you just said the word,
"I think. " Don't think.
514
00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:10,376
Just follow
my instructions!
515
00:24:10,415 --> 00:24:12,508
I'm telling you,
make a left turn!
516
00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:16,749
Don't make this worse
than it already is.
517
00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:19,018
Just make a left turn
and take us home!
518
00:24:19,057 --> 00:24:21,184
This is all we need
to do because my sister...
519
00:24:21,226 --> 00:24:23,387
That's it.
That's it!
520
00:24:23,428 --> 00:24:26,158
That's it.
I can't take this anymore!
521
00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:28,632
Charlie, pull the car over.
That's it!
522
00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:30,635
Pull the car over,
God damn it!
523
00:24:30,669 --> 00:24:34,105
I gotta get to the concert.
I don't care about your fucking father.
524
00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:36,835
Pull over! I don't care
about him, okay?
525
00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:40,038
Charlie, get me to the show.
Jesus Christ!
526
00:24:40,078 --> 00:24:42,410
Come on, quick.
Get out of here.
527
00:24:42,447 --> 00:24:44,244
What are you doing?
528
00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:52,382
Yeah, fuck you, too, all right?
Yeah, kiss my-!
529
00:24:57,963 --> 00:25:00,727
- God, we made it, Charlie?
- We made it.
530
00:25:00,765 --> 00:25:02,323
- Yeah!
- We made it, Mac!
531
00:25:02,367 --> 00:25:04,733
Hey, and this book-
I gotta tell you, this book is great.
532
00:25:04,769 --> 00:25:07,636
- Are you loving that freak book, huh?
- This freak book is sick.
533
00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:10,300
You see, you were worried.
I told you I'd get you here on time.
534
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:13,505
I knew I was gonna make the show on time,
but just worried about this pre-party.
535
00:25:13,545 --> 00:25:16,275
- I got this pass to this party. It's awesome.
- Really?
536
00:25:16,314 --> 00:25:17,804
Got any extra tickets?
537
00:25:17,849 --> 00:25:19,646
What do you mean?
You're a driver, man.
538
00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:22,346
Hey, if the situation
were reversed, I'd let you go.
539
00:25:22,387 --> 00:25:24,548
All right, fine.
Fine, all right.
540
00:25:24,589 --> 00:25:26,056
You know what?
We'll bring the freak book.
541
00:25:26,091 --> 00:25:28,457
What do you think?
542
00:25:28,493 --> 00:25:32,361
Hey, Charlie,
get me another beer.
543
00:25:32,397 --> 00:25:35,696
- Charlie, come here. You gotta see this.
- Mmm.
544
00:25:35,734 --> 00:25:38,259
I'm shitfaced.
We're gonna need a driver.
545
00:25:38,303 --> 00:25:41,238
Charlie, thanks.
I gotta tell you,
546
00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:44,299
this is awesome.
Thank you for this book, man.
547
00:25:44,342 --> 00:25:46,776
- No no no, let me hold it.
- You've been holding it the whole time.
548
00:25:46,811 --> 00:25:48,836
- I like it.
- We'll split it. We'll share it.
549
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,472
- All right, fine fine.
- Okay.
550
00:25:50,515 --> 00:25:52,380
- Three legs!
- Where?
551
00:25:52,417 --> 00:25:54,908
- There!
- No no!
552
00:25:54,953 --> 00:25:56,978
- Three legs! What is that?
- Pig nose.
553
00:25:57,022 --> 00:25:59,149
- It's a pig. It's a human pig!
- Pig nose!
554
00:25:59,190 --> 00:26:00,953
Oh, God!
555
00:26:00,992 --> 00:26:02,584
- What a freak!
- Oh my God,
556
00:26:02,627 --> 00:26:04,857
- what a freak!
- It's heather.
557
00:26:09,601 --> 00:26:13,059
Who you calling a freak,
you bald fuck?
558
00:26:13,104 --> 00:26:14,731
Why would I call
Heather Mills a freak?
559
00:26:14,773 --> 00:26:16,206
We weren't talking
about her!
560
00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:18,402
I was talking about the book.
There's freaks in here.
561
00:26:18,443 --> 00:26:20,536
See? Look. Four tits.
You see the four tits?
562
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:22,479
That's a freak.
That's what I'm talking about.
563
00:26:22,514 --> 00:26:25,278
- Please, one more chance.
- I was only talking about the book.
564
00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:27,945
- Why would I do that?
- This is all your fault!
565
00:26:27,986 --> 00:26:29,749
Why'd you bring
that fucking book?
566
00:26:29,788 --> 00:26:32,382
- You yelled, "What a freak."
- You yelled, "What a freak," too!
567
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,358
You yelled it first.
I was just following you!
568
00:26:34,392 --> 00:26:36,223
God damn it! We're gonna
miss the show now!
569
00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:38,422
- That's not my fault.
- Bullshit! It is your fault.
570
00:26:38,463 --> 00:26:41,091
- No, it isn't.
- Damn it, you're an asshole, you know?
571
00:26:41,132 --> 00:26:42,997
- Fuck you! Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
572
00:26:43,034 --> 00:26:44,934
- No, fuck you!
- Fuck you!
573
00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:47,666
- Go get the fucking car.
- Get a ride home. How about that?
574
00:27:05,190 --> 00:27:06,748
- Hey, Lar.
- Hey.
575
00:27:06,791 --> 00:27:08,588
- Returning the car.
- Yeah, thanks.
576
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,618
What's... what's...
577
00:27:10,662 --> 00:27:14,530
- Her dad died yesterday.
- Oh, jeez.
578
00:27:14,566 --> 00:27:16,193
If it's
the neighbor again,
579
00:27:16,234 --> 00:27:18,828
say I'm sorry
I'm crying.
580
00:27:18,870 --> 00:27:21,134
I'm sorry to hear
about your father.
581
00:27:21,172 --> 00:27:25,074
So sudden, and he didn't
wanna go, man. He fought it.
582
00:27:25,110 --> 00:27:27,840
He fought it like a trouper,
that old asshole.
583
00:27:27,879 --> 00:27:30,746
What are we gonna do?
I can't afford a funeral.
584
00:27:30,782 --> 00:27:33,808
I can't afford anything.
Where we gonna bury him?
585
00:27:37,589 --> 00:27:40,854
I think
I can help you out.47252
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