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Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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Do you love her?
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No. God, no.
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Josh, focus on your
girlfriend and on your family.
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Are you kicking me out?
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Bye, Josh.
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If we're not chasing Josh,
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then you're not gonna want to hang out
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with me anymore, I know it.
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This isn't about
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anyone else but you.
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You're not second choice.
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This is gonna be, like, three days
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of you and me just ruining each other.
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"Gaseity"?
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What? That's not a word.
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Incorrect. It is a word.
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It is the state or condition
of being gassy or gaseous,
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and, most importantly,
it is 35 points for moi.
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I think you're cheating.
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Yep. Yeah, you're cheating.
Give me your phone.
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- How could I be cheating?
- Nope.
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- I'm sitting right next to you...
- Hey! Hey! Give me your phone.
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- Give me your phone, let me see
what you're doing. - Hey, hey!
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- I'm just curious how you're
doing this. - Give me that.
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Hello again.
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Oh, hello.
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Shall we?
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Okay.
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Ugh. I gotta go to work.
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No! No...
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Boo work and life
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and clothing.
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I don't want to leave the sex cocoon.
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So, I will, uh, call you later,
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or text you,
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and, uh, see if you want to
play any, uh, "word games,"
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if you know what I'm saying.
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Hey, actually, um...
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We should... we should
probably talk for a second.
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You probably want to
talk about, you know,
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all these changes and how
our relationship is evolving,
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'cause we had such a complex history...
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Oh, you mean because you, like,
broke my heart a bunch of times?
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I don't care about that anymore.
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But... what?
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But... no, no. But... you know.
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We have so much drama
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and you've asked me out so many times
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and you... you ran to the courthouse.
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Honestly, it's like a distant memory.
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Okay.
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So you-you...
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You just want to keep things casual?
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Yep. Just light and polite.
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Except in the bedroom... you dig?
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I dig. Yeah.
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You're so pretty.
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It's so cool that I get to
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say that to you now that I'm
not all obsessed, you know?
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It's great, isn't it?
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Yep.
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It's... yeah, oh, phee-ew.
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It's great.
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Yeah.
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Peace.
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Peace.
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Peace?
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♪ I was working hard
at a New York job ♪
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♪ making dough but it made me blue ♪
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♪ one day I was crying a lot ♪
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♪ and so I decided to move ♪
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♪ to west Covina, California ♪
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♪ brand-new pals and new career ♪
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♪ it happens to be
where Josh lives ♪
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♪ but that's not why I'm here ♪
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- ♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪
- What? No, I'm not.
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♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪
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That's a sexist term.
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♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪
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Can you guys stop
singing for just a second?
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♪ She's so broken inside ♪
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The situation's a lot
more nuanced than that.
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♪ C-R-A-Z-Y ♪
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Okay! We get it!
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What is up with you?
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You got a bit of a glow about you.
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Not a sweaty glow,
but, like, a glowy glow.
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Is this because you talked to...
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No, no, no. Don't say his name.
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- Josh?
- No.
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I did not talk to Josh,
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because Josh is done.
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We are done with Josh.
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- Okay?
- Right.
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Let's talk about something else.
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How was your weekend?
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Stupid.
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Come on, Paula.
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I need you to try, okay?
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It got chilly. Right?
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I had to take my sweaters
out of the space bag.
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Oh, my God, this is so boring!
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Come on.
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This is an apocalypse.
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Do I smell Paula's famous
blueberry almond pie?
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- Mm-hmm.
- No, Darryl,
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you're a judge... you'll get
plenty of pie at the contest.
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Judge? Contest? What?
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No, it's just this stupid
pie contest I do every year.
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It is not stupid. It's great.
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And I'm a judge this year.
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I just applied and I got in.
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Okay, Darryl, go away.
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Come on, we're talking.
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Yeah, well, you know
what? This is my office.
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I pay for you guys to be here.
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I think I've made my point.
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Paula! Oh, my God, you never
told me about a pie contest.
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- You're such a little liar.
- What?
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Yeah, according to the act of omission,
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- it is a lie.
- Calm down.
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I lose every year. There's this woman,
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Peggy Rose... she owns the
pie shop on East Cameron...
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- She always wins.
- Well, this year,
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you're gonna win, 'cause
I'm gonna help you.
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Oh, no. No, no, no. I see what this is.
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This isn't about pie...
You're trying to distract me
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from Josh... you're trying
to give us a new mission.
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God, this is just like that time
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Scott and I decided to
have that second kid.
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Oh. No, it's not like that.
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I'm not trying to distract
you from my love life.
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Just one... sorry, one second.
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I'm sorry, just, um...
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Uh, you know what?
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I am... gonna head out right now
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to the local pie supply shop...
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Or grocery store.
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Okay, to each his own.
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And I'm gonna get
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all of the baking
supplies we need to win.
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And don't you worry about
this, because I am on top of it,
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I'm all over it, I'm just covered in it.
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Mm, you really are awesome at that.
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Good call on the bathroom, by the way.
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- Like, really good choice.
- Thanks.
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I used a new app... it shows you
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where all the nearest
public bathrooms are.
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It's for people with IBS,
but it works great for us.
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Sorry, we couldn't go to my place.
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Lately my Dad's been, uh...
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Living there for 30 years.
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Yeah, yeah, and, look, I wish
we could go more to my place,
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but I just don't want Heather
to see you coming and going.
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I think it might be tacky and, you know,
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- complex, and-and...
- Shh, shh. Don't worry about it.
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This is working out great. I love it.
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Okay.
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Great.
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So, um...
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You want to text me later?
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Why don't you text me?
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Oh. I see. So you're the boss now.
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Yeah.
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Okay. Well...
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I will text you, then.
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Yeah.
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Oh, I'm gonna text you
just how you like it
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with a ton of emojis...
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There's gonna be, like, a pizza
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and a rocket, and
you're gonna go be, like,
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"yeah... mmm... "
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Mmm...
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Mmm. These candles are amazing. Smell.
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And how cute
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- are these hats?
- Mm.
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Ah. It is such an honor
that your sister asked me
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to do the gift bags for her
wedding... I can't believe it.
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Yeah, I'm happy you're happy, babe.
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I love weddings.
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Two people coming together,
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pledging their devotion
for the rest of their lives
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in front of all their
friends and loved ones.
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Yeah. That's a wedding.
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It is so great that this wedding can
remind us about what truly matters?
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We have been tested, and
now we're stronger than ever.
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Yeah.
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We know where we're headed.
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We know what the future is.
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We don't have to worry
about Rebecca anymore.
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Nothing and no one can
come between us ever again.
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Right?
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Okay, mama, I'm ready to bake.
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I got so much fun stuff!
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I got every single flour imaginable.
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I got buckwheat flour and...
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Spelt and almond flour...
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Oh, my gosh, wait.
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This is my favorite one.
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Cricket flour.
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Nope.
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Yes. It's actually highly proteinaceous.
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That is a word, incidentally,
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that I played today
in Words with Friends,
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and I got a ton of points for it. Ah.
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Which friend? Oh, it was a random play.
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Yeah, some girl in
Holland... uh, Goudagirl189.
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Are you sure?
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Are you sure you're just
playing with... a friend?
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Y-yeah. What are you talking about?
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Uh, then why are your...
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- panties in your pocket?!
- What?
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Oh, uh-huh.
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Paula, okay, ew.
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Paula, just... okay,
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All right, okay,
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let's talk about our
boundary issues, okay?
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Come on, fess up... who are
you sleeping with? Come on.
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Okay, you know how horny I am,
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and I am totally on board
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for some post-heartbreak gettin' down,
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so tell me, who is it, who is it?
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Who is it? Who is it?
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It's no one. Really, it's no one.
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I'm not having intercourse
with anyone. Yeah.
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Baby...
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If you are getting
your butterfly smashed,
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I am all for it...
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As long as it's not Greg.
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Greg? Why would you say...
Why would you even, like,
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- mention his name? That's weird.
- Because he's
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always buzzing around you... he's, like,
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this sexy Italian fly, and you're, like,
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this old meatball in an alley.
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You know what? I'm not
sleeping with Greg.
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Good. Look, I like the guy, I really do,
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but he is not romance material.
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Okay, he is a booze hound,
he is completely shut down,
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and he is angry.
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He's kind of like
that Star Wars villain.
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You know, the new one, with
the, like, the really great hair?
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Paula, I get it. You
don't like Greg. Okay?
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Hey, not to mention, he is
Josh's best friend, okay?
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And if you sleep with
Josh's best friend,
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that ruins any possibility
for when you finally
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come to your senses and realize
that you are meant for Josh.
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Okay, okay, Paula, Paula, listen.
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I promise...
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Nobody, including Greg,
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is smashing my butterfly.
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Oh, God, do it! Smash my butterfly!
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What?
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So, the butterfly metaphor.
259
00:09:47,274 --> 00:09:49,938
Oh... yeah,
260
00:09:49,963 --> 00:09:52,852
it's just a little something
I picked up on the street.
261
00:09:52,877 --> 00:09:54,860
Well, if we're going
with obscure metaphors,
262
00:09:54,885 --> 00:09:56,118
I'm right there with you.
263
00:09:56,737 --> 00:09:58,111
Oh, really? Lay some on me.
264
00:09:58,136 --> 00:10:00,172
- I don't know if you can handle it.
- I can handle anything, Serrano.
265
00:10:00,197 --> 00:10:02,885
I will crumble your zebra.
266
00:10:02,910 --> 00:10:04,064
Uh-huh.
267
00:10:04,089 --> 00:10:06,346
- I will sauté your giraffe.
- Oh, that's good.
268
00:10:06,371 --> 00:10:08,525
I will flambé your cockatoo.
269
00:10:08,550 --> 00:10:11,260
I like that one.
270
00:10:11,285 --> 00:10:13,418
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, hold on. I got to pee.
271
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I'll be right back.
272
00:10:15,424 --> 00:10:16,407
Good-bye.
273
00:10:18,441 --> 00:10:20,208
Flambé your cockatoo.
274
00:10:20,561 --> 00:10:22,518
I'm funny.
275
00:10:25,532 --> 00:10:27,221
That took a while.
276
00:10:27,246 --> 00:10:29,088
- What's up?
- I, um... I'll be fine.
277
00:10:29,113 --> 00:10:30,746
It just burns when I pee.
278
00:10:32,784 --> 00:10:34,549
This has happened to me before.
279
00:10:34,993 --> 00:10:36,408
I think I have a UTI.
280
00:10:37,276 --> 00:10:38,509
Urinary tract infection.
281
00:10:38,643 --> 00:10:39,508
What is that?
282
00:10:39,830 --> 00:10:41,344
Oh, you're such a man.
283
00:10:41,346 --> 00:10:42,211
Okay, so a UTI
284
00:10:42,213 --> 00:10:44,213
is an inflammation
285
00:10:44,215 --> 00:10:45,815
of the urethra caused
286
00:10:45,817 --> 00:10:49,493
by excessive amounts of
vigorous sexual activity.
287
00:10:52,268 --> 00:10:53,789
It also doesn't help
288
00:10:53,814 --> 00:10:55,846
if a man is too, uh...
289
00:10:56,908 --> 00:10:59,228
Too... what?
290
00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:00,930
Capacious.
291
00:11:00,955 --> 00:11:02,150
Ooh! That's 25 points.
292
00:11:02,175 --> 00:11:03,532
I don't know that word.
293
00:11:03,534 --> 00:11:05,301
I must be dumb from all the blood
294
00:11:05,303 --> 00:11:07,336
rushing towards my capacious...
295
00:11:07,338 --> 00:11:08,204
Okay, okay.
296
00:11:08,206 --> 00:11:09,228
A UTI.
297
00:11:09,741 --> 00:11:11,941
Huh.
298
00:11:14,345 --> 00:11:16,746
What? What's going on?
Why are you clapping?
299
00:11:17,615 --> 00:11:18,814
Like, seriously, what's happening?
300
00:11:27,492 --> 00:11:29,392
♪ What's that's burning feelin' ♪
301
00:11:29,394 --> 00:11:31,220
♪ every time you pee? ♪
302
00:11:31,245 --> 00:11:33,545
♪ Well, that's how it
goes after you have so ♪
303
00:11:33,547 --> 00:11:36,882
♪ much awesome sex
with me, I gave you ♪
304
00:11:37,484 --> 00:11:38,784
♪ a UTI ♪
305
00:11:39,581 --> 00:11:41,581
♪ yeah, I gave you ♪
306
00:11:41,904 --> 00:11:43,237
♪ a UTI ♪
307
00:11:44,651 --> 00:11:46,451
♪ my sweet love injection ♪
308
00:11:46,453 --> 00:11:48,653
♪ caused a urinary tract infection ♪
309
00:11:48,655 --> 00:11:52,891
♪ I'm just that good, I
didn't even try, try, try ♪
310
00:11:53,593 --> 00:11:56,461
♪ I gave you a UTI ♪
311
00:11:56,463 --> 00:11:58,096
Okay. So it's not really a comment
312
00:11:58,098 --> 00:12:00,632
on the quality of the sex
as much as a lot of sex
313
00:12:00,634 --> 00:12:02,067
has been happening and there's just
314
00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:04,135
a very natural transfer of bacteria
315
00:12:04,137 --> 00:12:05,904
- to my...
- Don't ruin this for me.
316
00:12:06,606 --> 00:12:08,340
♪ That bladder inflammation ♪
317
00:12:08,342 --> 00:12:10,308
♪ is my little gift to you ♪
318
00:12:10,310 --> 00:12:12,811
♪ yeah, sometimes
chicks need medication ♪
319
00:12:12,813 --> 00:12:14,746
♪ after what I put them through ♪
320
00:12:14,748 --> 00:12:16,514
Come on, sing with me!
321
00:12:16,516 --> 00:12:17,282
No, I'm not gonna do that.
322
00:12:17,284 --> 00:12:18,583
♪ I gave you ♪
323
00:12:18,585 --> 00:12:20,285
♪ I gave you, a UTI ♪
324
00:12:20,287 --> 00:12:22,153
♪ a UTI, yeah, I gave you ♪
325
00:12:22,155 --> 00:12:24,889
♪ I gave you, a UTI ♪
326
00:12:24,891 --> 00:12:26,858
♪ a UTI ♪
327
00:12:26,860 --> 00:12:28,827
♪ I'm so good at sex ♪
328
00:12:28,829 --> 00:12:31,229
♪ your maiden ship got wrecked ♪
329
00:12:31,231 --> 00:12:35,567
♪ my penis is the reason
you may die, die, die ♪
330
00:12:35,569 --> 00:12:38,670
♪ I gave you a UTI ♪
331
00:12:39,539 --> 00:12:41,506
♪ one night with
me is pure ecstasy ♪
332
00:12:41,508 --> 00:12:44,142
♪ 'cause I know just what you like ♪
333
00:12:44,144 --> 00:12:46,745
♪ but you should know for a
week or so you won't be able ♪
334
00:12:46,747 --> 00:12:48,146
♪ to ride a bike ♪
335
00:12:48,148 --> 00:12:50,382
I'm so sorry if you have
to cancel that spin class.
336
00:12:50,384 --> 00:12:52,917
I'll pay the cancellation fee, because
I know a lot times you have to book
337
00:12:52,919 --> 00:12:55,320
a specific bike in advance.
338
00:12:55,322 --> 00:12:57,822
Anyway... ♪ I gave you, I gave you ♪
339
00:12:57,824 --> 00:13:01,459
♪ a UTI, a UTI, not an STD ♪
340
00:13:01,461 --> 00:13:03,895
♪ no STDs, just to clarify ♪
341
00:13:03,897 --> 00:13:05,096
Okay, good to know. Whoa.
342
00:13:05,098 --> 00:13:06,965
♪ If it hurts to take a leak ♪
343
00:13:06,967 --> 00:13:09,834
♪ well, that's just
part of my technique ♪
344
00:13:09,836 --> 00:13:12,504
♪ what has two thumbs
and gave you a UTI? ♪
345
00:13:12,506 --> 00:13:14,472
♪ This guy ♪
346
00:13:14,474 --> 00:13:16,841
♪ I gave you a U-T-I ♪
347
00:13:16,843 --> 00:13:20,645
♪ gave you a U-T-I gave you ♪
348
00:13:20,647 --> 00:13:25,817
♪ a UTI... ♪
349
00:13:27,226 --> 00:13:28,186
Oh.
350
00:13:29,056 --> 00:13:30,388
Okay.
351
00:13:33,660 --> 00:13:36,895
Well, if one good thing can
come from my searing pain,
352
00:13:36,897 --> 00:13:38,687
it's that it feeds your ego.
353
00:13:38,712 --> 00:13:40,331
Oh, I'm just being silly. I'm kidding.
354
00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:42,100
I'm fine. I caught it
early. I'll just take
355
00:13:42,102 --> 00:13:44,002
some cranberry pills and painkillers.
356
00:13:44,004 --> 00:13:45,570
Great, you got this.
357
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,959
Hey, um, I had a fun idea.
358
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:50,052
I was thinking maybe I
could work remotely from...
359
00:13:50,077 --> 00:13:53,044
home base today. What do you...
What do you think about that?
360
00:13:53,046 --> 00:13:54,579
Yeah, sure. If you want.
361
00:13:54,581 --> 00:13:55,580
- Okay, great.
- Mwah.
362
00:13:57,417 --> 00:13:59,384
Okay. I'll s...
363
00:13:59,386 --> 00:14:01,648
I'll see you... there.
364
00:14:17,327 --> 00:14:19,838
Peppy Greg is weird. What's up?
365
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,339
I don't know what you're talking about.
366
00:14:21,341 --> 00:14:23,023
Just a lovely day in the Cov'.
367
00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:24,742
Do you have one of those brain tumors
368
00:14:24,744 --> 00:14:26,744
that changes your personality?
369
00:14:26,792 --> 00:14:28,608
Can you play the violin now?
370
00:14:30,609 --> 00:14:32,083
Serrano's in a good mood.
371
00:14:32,593 --> 00:14:34,085
Yeah.
372
00:14:34,087 --> 00:14:35,253
It's gross.
373
00:14:35,255 --> 00:14:37,589
Like, I would've never
slept with that guy.
374
00:14:39,085 --> 00:14:41,626
So, why do you need so
many home base bucks?
375
00:14:41,628 --> 00:14:43,795
Welcome bags for my sister's wedding.
376
00:14:43,797 --> 00:14:45,130
It's cute that you're
helping Valencia out.
377
00:14:45,132 --> 00:14:46,898
It's like you're an
assistant bridesmaid.
378
00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:48,299
But, dude, aren't you worried
379
00:14:48,301 --> 00:14:50,168
that marriage is contagious?
380
00:14:50,170 --> 00:14:53,138
Like, Valencia's probably, like,
all up on you to propose, right?
381
00:14:53,749 --> 00:14:54,739
No, not really.
382
00:14:55,351 --> 00:14:57,609
I mean, she's not
hurrying me or anything.
383
00:14:58,116 --> 00:14:59,811
She respects me too much.
384
00:15:01,648 --> 00:15:03,248
She respects you.
385
00:15:05,085 --> 00:15:07,202
Good one, bro.
386
00:15:07,405 --> 00:15:08,230
Hey, guys.
387
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:09,308
- Hey!
- Hi.
388
00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:11,299
- How are you?
- It's been a while. I'm...
389
00:15:11,324 --> 00:15:14,125
Oh, right. Yeah, I haven't
seen you in, like, forever.
390
00:15:14,127 --> 00:15:14,993
Yeah.
391
00:15:14,995 --> 00:15:17,795
Um... so...
392
00:15:17,797 --> 00:15:20,303
Do you want to come find
me on your next break?
393
00:15:20,328 --> 00:15:22,606
Yeah. You could help me in the back
394
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:25,503
in the stockroom zest the porcupine.
395
00:15:25,787 --> 00:15:28,173
Got it. Got it. Um,
that sounds good. Yeah.
396
00:15:28,175 --> 00:15:29,140
You do get it. Cool.
397
00:15:29,142 --> 00:15:30,441
They look like they just spent
398
00:15:30,443 --> 00:15:33,144
three days having sex
and eating Chinese food.
399
00:15:33,146 --> 00:15:34,479
What are you talking about?
400
00:15:34,481 --> 00:15:38,049
Okay, in Psych 3, we
studied human mating signals.
401
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,151
They just did all of them:
402
00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:43,988
Shrugging, eye contact, head tilting,
403
00:15:43,990 --> 00:15:45,523
flamingo leg.
404
00:15:45,525 --> 00:15:47,825
Like... yep, flamingo leg.
405
00:15:47,827 --> 00:15:50,461
Next step is copulation.
406
00:15:51,654 --> 00:15:53,932
Oh. "Copulation" means "sex."
407
00:15:53,934 --> 00:15:55,333
I know what "copulation" means.
408
00:15:55,335 --> 00:15:57,602
But you are losing it.
409
00:15:57,604 --> 00:15:58,903
Greg and Rebecca?
410
00:15:58,905 --> 00:16:01,443
But sh-she doesn't
even like Greg, you...
411
00:16:01,775 --> 00:16:02,717
You...
412
00:16:03,343 --> 00:16:04,442
Dumb-face.
413
00:16:04,444 --> 00:16:07,512
Whoa. Josh, pull it together, okay?
414
00:16:07,514 --> 00:16:09,948
I'm just stating, like,
clearly observable facts.
415
00:16:09,950 --> 00:16:11,382
What? No.
416
00:16:11,384 --> 00:16:15,553
I-I got to go, 'cause I don't
want to catch your... dumbness.
417
00:16:24,974 --> 00:16:27,599
I have, like, the smartest face in here.
418
00:16:27,601 --> 00:16:29,300
Okay, I'm gonna sit over there.
I'm gonna stand over here.
419
00:16:29,302 --> 00:16:31,569
Okay. Great. Okay.
420
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:38,776
So, dude, you finally got
in there with Rebecca, huh?
421
00:16:38,778 --> 00:16:40,411
That only took six months.
422
00:16:40,413 --> 00:16:41,913
No, it's not like that.
423
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,617
Yeah, it's totally like that.
424
00:16:45,619 --> 00:16:49,254
So, you and Greg are
totally sleeping together.
425
00:16:49,904 --> 00:16:51,456
No, it's not like that.
426
00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:52,890
Um...
427
00:16:52,892 --> 00:16:54,726
Yeah, it's totally like that.
428
00:16:54,728 --> 00:16:56,628
Heather, I'm so sorry.
429
00:16:56,630 --> 00:16:58,062
I've been meaning to tell you.
430
00:16:58,064 --> 00:16:59,397
I was gonna hand-write you a letter,
431
00:16:59,399 --> 00:17:00,865
and then I was gonna
seal it with a wax seal
432
00:17:00,867 --> 00:17:02,723
that I got in Colonial Williamsburg
433
00:17:02,748 --> 00:17:04,035
when I was 12 but I've never used it.
434
00:17:04,037 --> 00:17:06,693
I didn't do that. I'm
so sorry. Do you hate me?
435
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:08,906
No, it's cool.
436
00:17:09,264 --> 00:17:11,396
You just have to get married
and have eight babies.
437
00:17:11,845 --> 00:17:12,865
What?
438
00:17:12,890 --> 00:17:15,380
Well, you sleeping with my
ex hurts my feelings,
439
00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:17,248
but it's okay if it's love.
440
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:19,150
It's the "meant to be" exemption.
441
00:17:19,152 --> 00:17:21,452
Like, Woody and Soon-Yi
are still together,
442
00:17:21,454 --> 00:17:23,354
so that, like, kind of makes it okay.
443
00:17:23,356 --> 00:17:24,722
Do you get what I'm saying?
444
00:17:25,318 --> 00:17:26,691
Um, okay.
445
00:17:26,693 --> 00:17:28,760
That analogy doesn't really track,
446
00:17:28,762 --> 00:17:31,296
'cause Greg's not my
elderly de facto stepfather
447
00:17:31,298 --> 00:17:34,959
and also, um, we're not in love.
448
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:37,402
I mean, yet. I don't know.
449
00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:38,670
I don't know how I feel.
I don't know how he feels.
450
00:17:38,672 --> 00:17:40,138
Should I call him? Should
I ask him? I don't know.
451
00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:41,906
Oh...
452
00:17:42,584 --> 00:17:43,646
Wait.
453
00:17:44,010 --> 00:17:45,810
Wait, what's happening to me?
454
00:17:45,812 --> 00:17:47,478
How does he suddenly
have the upper hand?
455
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,946
You've got the upper hand.
456
00:17:49,498 --> 00:17:50,915
She was jerking your chain,
457
00:17:50,917 --> 00:17:52,283
and now she's jerking your chain.
458
00:17:52,285 --> 00:17:54,590
Dude, you are bro-ing
out so hard right now.
459
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:57,121
I'm just so happy for you.
You know, before, you were all,
460
00:17:57,123 --> 00:17:59,924
like, "please let me have it.
Please let me hold your taco
461
00:17:59,926 --> 00:18:01,426
while you sleep with another guy."
462
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:02,760
Okay, Hector, I get what you're saying.
463
00:18:02,762 --> 00:18:04,462
I've had some tough times with Rebecca,
464
00:18:04,464 --> 00:18:05,630
a few situations
465
00:18:05,632 --> 00:18:06,964
where my status was perhaps
466
00:18:06,966 --> 00:18:09,167
a skosh less than hers...
467
00:18:09,169 --> 00:18:11,680
Exactly. But now you're
in the driver's seat,
468
00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:14,405
cruising down the 405,
wind blowin' in your hair,
469
00:18:14,407 --> 00:18:16,240
listening to Backstreet Boys.
470
00:18:16,242 --> 00:18:17,342
Keep it goin'.
471
00:18:17,344 --> 00:18:19,177
That way she can't burn you again.
472
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:23,667
I don't know what's going on with me.
473
00:18:23,865 --> 00:18:27,493
I mean, something, something has
changed in this whole dynamic,
474
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:30,021
because I am in this
bar, drinking bad coffee,
475
00:18:30,185 --> 00:18:32,123
just so I can be close to him?
476
00:18:32,258 --> 00:18:34,490
Ew, I feel so stupid.
477
00:18:34,515 --> 00:18:36,361
Oh, dude, don't get down on yourself.
478
00:18:36,363 --> 00:18:38,663
It's, like, simple biology.
479
00:18:38,665 --> 00:18:40,498
Okay, sex releases oxytocin,
480
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:43,134
which causes the female to
imprint emotionally on the male.
481
00:18:44,170 --> 00:18:46,571
I got a b+ in physical science, so...
482
00:18:48,274 --> 00:18:51,209
By the way, how long have
you been in community college?
483
00:18:51,405 --> 00:18:52,270
Eight years.
484
00:18:52,295 --> 00:18:53,578
Rebecca, it's simple.
485
00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:55,980
Before sex, women have the power.
486
00:18:56,170 --> 00:18:58,816
After, men have it.
487
00:18:58,818 --> 00:19:00,418
That's a horrible thing to say.
488
00:19:00,420 --> 00:19:02,037
I didn't make it up.
489
00:19:06,593 --> 00:19:07,525
Hi.
490
00:19:07,834 --> 00:19:09,360
Nope. Nope.
491
00:19:09,362 --> 00:19:11,829
Okay, I'm a smart woman.
I have multiple degrees.
492
00:19:11,831 --> 00:19:13,898
So I'm not gonna do this.
493
00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:16,768
I'm going to go do my work back at work.
494
00:19:16,770 --> 00:19:20,405
Because at work, I am valued
for things like my intelligence,
495
00:19:20,407 --> 00:19:23,374
my skills, and my professional acumen,
496
00:19:23,376 --> 00:19:25,710
which I, as a smart woman, also value.
497
00:19:25,712 --> 00:19:28,746
So, yeah, me and my dumb
ovaries are getting out of here.
498
00:19:28,748 --> 00:19:30,815
Okay. I don't... I'm gonna carry it.
499
00:19:30,817 --> 00:19:32,717
Greg, um, I will text you later,
500
00:19:32,719 --> 00:19:33,918
okay? I'm gonna go.
501
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:35,253
Uh, I'm gonna head out. So, uh,
502
00:19:35,255 --> 00:19:37,822
do you want to text me later?
Maybe I can text... I can text
503
00:19:37,824 --> 00:19:40,324
you later, because I don't
know how late you're... working.
504
00:19:41,053 --> 00:19:42,483
Damn it.
505
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:51,135
Hey, Sensei, you mind if I
use the Dojo for a few minutes?
506
00:19:51,137 --> 00:19:51,998
What's up?
507
00:19:52,023 --> 00:19:54,272
Well, you ever have a friend
and another friend
508
00:19:54,274 --> 00:19:56,307
and then you run into
that friend and find out
509
00:19:56,309 --> 00:19:58,443
that the first two friends
are maybe doing stuff
510
00:19:58,445 --> 00:20:00,711
that friends aren't supposed
to do if they're just friends?
511
00:20:00,713 --> 00:20:01,879
You know?
512
00:20:02,349 --> 00:20:03,748
Say no more.
513
00:20:20,266 --> 00:20:21,466
♪ Angry! ♪
514
00:20:22,602 --> 00:20:24,502
♪ Feeling bad! ♪
515
00:20:26,005 --> 00:20:27,939
♪ Why do I feel this way? ♪
516
00:20:27,941 --> 00:20:29,674
♪ Angry! Mad! ♪
517
00:20:29,676 --> 00:20:33,144
♪ My heart is hurting,
and it feels... bad! ♪
518
00:20:33,146 --> 00:20:34,512
♪ Punching, ♪
519
00:20:34,514 --> 00:20:36,681
♪ feeling, crying, and... ♪
520
00:20:39,285 --> 00:20:40,418
♪ Bad! ♪
521
00:21:09,849 --> 00:21:11,749
♪ Bad! ♪
522
00:21:23,099 --> 00:21:24,799
This is exciting.
523
00:21:24,801 --> 00:21:27,134
Right? Isn't this great?
524
00:21:27,136 --> 00:21:29,804
We're gonna figure out Peggy
Rose's secret ingredient.
525
00:21:29,806 --> 00:21:31,005
Hmm?
526
00:21:31,007 --> 00:21:32,273
It's fun.
527
00:21:32,275 --> 00:21:34,642
We're doing some es-pie-onage.
528
00:21:34,644 --> 00:21:36,077
I just thought of that.
529
00:21:36,079 --> 00:21:37,945
That was pretty good. Hey,
you know what's even better?
530
00:21:37,947 --> 00:21:40,114
- What?
- My list that I put together
531
00:21:40,116 --> 00:21:42,190
of the people you could
possibly be sleeping with.
532
00:21:42,214 --> 00:21:43,291
Oh, come on!
533
00:21:43,316 --> 00:21:46,193
Order of my preference. One,
the guy from spin class.
534
00:21:46,195 --> 00:21:48,328
Two, your spin instructor.
Three, John Stamos.
535
00:21:48,330 --> 00:21:50,731
Okay, stop talking about this.
I'm not sleeping with anyone.
536
00:21:50,733 --> 00:21:52,399
No sexy time. I'm not...
537
00:21:52,401 --> 00:21:53,900
having sex... with anyone.
538
00:21:53,902 --> 00:21:55,402
Let's drop it and focus on pie.
539
00:21:55,404 --> 00:21:57,300
Oh, there she is. There's Peggy Rose.
540
00:21:57,806 --> 00:21:58,995
Let's follow her.
541
00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:00,686
Let's stalk her, let's
see what she does.
542
00:22:00,711 --> 00:22:02,410
No, we can't do that.
It's the middle of the day.
543
00:22:02,551 --> 00:22:04,785
Plus, we're not... cartoon detectives.
544
00:22:05,553 --> 00:22:06,893
I know.
545
00:22:09,807 --> 00:22:12,352
What if we came back
at night... broke in?
546
00:22:12,354 --> 00:22:14,388
It's a real devious plan.
You love devious plans.
547
00:22:14,390 --> 00:22:15,856
Eh...
548
00:22:15,858 --> 00:22:17,003
Only if they're about Josh.
549
00:22:17,028 --> 00:22:19,081
Tonight. We're gonna do it. It's a date.
550
00:22:19,106 --> 00:22:20,847
Mm-hmm. Moi et toi.
551
00:22:21,956 --> 00:22:24,257
- That's French for "me and you."
- What? Oh.
552
00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:26,859
Yeah. Just...
553
00:22:26,861 --> 00:22:28,895
Why is it still... you want... again?
554
00:22:28,897 --> 00:22:30,396
- Yay.
- All right.
555
00:22:35,917 --> 00:22:37,770
Ah, ah, ah... dude, I
wasn't finished with that.
556
00:22:37,772 --> 00:22:39,805
What are you in such a rush about?
557
00:22:39,807 --> 00:22:41,474
The bar doesn't close till
11:00 and most of the customers
558
00:22:41,476 --> 00:22:42,875
have an 8:00 P.M. bedtime.
559
00:22:42,877 --> 00:22:44,443
I'm closing early.
There's no one's here.
560
00:22:44,445 --> 00:22:46,512
And I'm meeting Rebecca
at her place later.
561
00:22:46,514 --> 00:22:48,181
She wants me there in half an hour.
562
00:22:48,183 --> 00:22:51,775
Oh, so, she tells you
where to go and what to do.
563
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:54,253
Sounds like you're her little pet.
564
00:22:54,255 --> 00:22:55,955
Or shall I say, her little bitch.
565
00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:57,156
Oh, calm down.
566
00:22:57,158 --> 00:22:59,258
You're spending way too
much time with Rebecca.
567
00:22:59,260 --> 00:23:00,927
You're in a danger zone here, all right?
568
00:23:00,929 --> 00:23:03,740
You need to stay on track,
and head on down the highway.
569
00:23:04,143 --> 00:23:05,965
And how do I do that, Kenny Loggins?
570
00:23:05,967 --> 00:23:07,633
Easy. Saturday night I have a date
571
00:23:07,635 --> 00:23:08,968
with a girl named Angie.
572
00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:11,128
She's bringing her cousin from Denver,
573
00:23:11,272 --> 00:23:13,089
and Angie says she's fun.
574
00:23:13,841 --> 00:23:15,241
What does that mean?
575
00:23:15,243 --> 00:23:16,842
It means she's fun. Don't be disgusting.
576
00:23:16,844 --> 00:23:18,511
Greg, dating other people
577
00:23:18,513 --> 00:23:20,854
is the number-one way to
maintain the upper hand.
578
00:23:21,516 --> 00:23:23,659
So, are you in?
579
00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:33,359
Honey, guess what? I am
almost done with the gift bags.
580
00:23:33,361 --> 00:23:36,395
I just need you to fill
28 little potpourri sachets
581
00:23:36,397 --> 00:23:38,104
of cloves and lavender
and then we're done.
582
00:23:39,159 --> 00:23:40,900
Later. I have to take a shower.
583
00:23:40,902 --> 00:23:42,835
What is wrong, hon?
584
00:23:42,837 --> 00:23:44,503
I'm just... I'm in a bad mood.
585
00:23:44,739 --> 00:23:45,745
Uh...
586
00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:48,074
What, I can't be in a bad mood?
587
00:23:48,076 --> 00:23:50,276
It's like, people think,
"oh, Josh is such a nice guy,
588
00:23:50,278 --> 00:23:52,311
"Josh is so happy-go-lucky,
Josh can't be
589
00:23:52,313 --> 00:23:53,512
in a bad mood." But you know what?
590
00:23:53,514 --> 00:23:55,381
Josh can be in a bad mood,
591
00:23:55,383 --> 00:23:58,017
and right now Josh is be in a bad mood.
592
00:23:58,019 --> 00:24:00,518
Okay, you are being so weird.
593
00:24:00,597 --> 00:24:03,198
Do you want company in that shower?
594
00:24:03,262 --> 00:24:04,961
I'm... okay, you know,
I'm sorry, just...
595
00:24:05,159 --> 00:24:06,792
Not right now. Another time.
596
00:24:06,794 --> 00:24:08,362
Are you rejecting me?
597
00:24:08,753 --> 00:24:10,296
Are you turning down sex?
598
00:24:10,298 --> 00:24:12,431
Josh can turn down sex.
599
00:24:12,433 --> 00:24:14,667
And... and-and that's
what he is be doing.
600
00:24:20,141 --> 00:24:21,690
What is wrong with Josh?
601
00:24:30,964 --> 00:24:32,988
I'm here for you, my son.
602
00:24:33,488 --> 00:24:35,154
You're gonna have to stop calling that.
603
00:24:35,156 --> 00:24:36,190
We're the same age, brah.
604
00:24:36,215 --> 00:24:38,768
Whoa. Josh, why are you
getting so crabby, man?
605
00:24:39,058 --> 00:24:40,291
Is it 'cause you keep losing?
606
00:24:40,293 --> 00:24:41,959
You can't beat yourself up for that,
607
00:24:41,961 --> 00:24:43,800
because I've got Jesus on my side.
608
00:24:44,565 --> 00:24:46,330
All right... that's
not your piece. I'm red.
609
00:24:46,504 --> 00:24:49,261
Why is everyone always telling
me what to do all the time?
610
00:24:50,347 --> 00:24:52,770
Sorry, FB. I've been
snapping at everyone,
611
00:24:52,772 --> 00:24:54,772
- especially Valencia.
- Hmm.
612
00:24:55,089 --> 00:24:57,472
I even turned down sex.
613
00:24:57,927 --> 00:24:59,464
Wow.
614
00:25:00,144 --> 00:25:01,677
Josh, that's a big "wow" for you.
615
00:25:01,679 --> 00:25:04,280
I didn't even know men
were capable of doing that.
616
00:25:04,547 --> 00:25:07,519
Well, they... they are.
617
00:25:09,604 --> 00:25:11,520
- Oh, duh. I'm sorry.
- Mm-hmm.
618
00:25:11,522 --> 00:25:12,955
Eh, it's okay, sometimes I forget, too.
619
00:25:13,323 --> 00:25:15,725
Can you identify
the moment
620
00:25:15,727 --> 00:25:18,425
that you became so upset?
621
00:25:19,765 --> 00:25:20,823
It was at...
622
00:25:21,032 --> 00:25:22,581
Home Base.
623
00:25:23,268 --> 00:25:24,867
Greg made me upset.
624
00:25:24,869 --> 00:25:26,002
Okay. In what way?
625
00:25:26,004 --> 00:25:27,803
He was just being a big dumb-face.
626
00:25:27,805 --> 00:25:29,171
Why does Rebecca like him?
627
00:25:29,173 --> 00:25:30,539
Why is she all buddy-buddy with him?
628
00:25:30,541 --> 00:25:31,807
He's just a
stupid know-it-all.
629
00:25:31,809 --> 00:25:33,509
He's also your best friend.
630
00:25:33,901 --> 00:25:36,790
Right? I mean, what did Greg
do that made you so frustrated
631
00:25:36,815 --> 00:25:39,181
other than... befriend Rebecca?
632
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:41,361
I don't know.
633
00:25:42,104 --> 00:25:43,486
What do you think?
634
00:25:44,229 --> 00:25:45,921
Well, can I be honest?
635
00:25:47,284 --> 00:25:48,457
I think you're acting like
636
00:25:48,459 --> 00:25:49,959
a little bitch right now.
637
00:25:49,961 --> 00:25:51,229
Whoa! Dude!
638
00:25:51,254 --> 00:25:54,130
Josh, you kissed Rebecca,
but then you chose Valencia.
639
00:25:54,132 --> 00:25:56,499
And now you can't let
go of Rebecca's attention
640
00:25:56,501 --> 00:25:59,589
and adoration, and that's why
you're jealous of Greg, dude.
641
00:25:59,909 --> 00:26:01,737
And that's how you're
acting like a little bitch.
642
00:26:02,159 --> 00:26:04,273
Okay? If Rebecca
643
00:26:04,275 --> 00:26:06,676
seems happy, you got to bow out, dawg.
644
00:26:07,284 --> 00:26:08,544
Let it be.
645
00:26:08,546 --> 00:26:11,013
You're all up in someone
else's beeswax right now.
646
00:26:14,342 --> 00:26:15,636
It's your move.
647
00:26:18,987 --> 00:26:20,356
It's your checkers move.
648
00:26:20,358 --> 00:26:23,025
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
649
00:26:23,027 --> 00:26:24,627
Mm-hmm.
650
00:26:28,399 --> 00:26:30,815
Mmm. Oh, my God, I was so hungry.
651
00:26:31,326 --> 00:26:33,564
Here, have the last lettuce cup.
652
00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:36,252
Really?
653
00:26:37,011 --> 00:26:38,651
You love hand-held salads.
654
00:26:38,676 --> 00:26:41,744
You said that you're still
hungry and it looks delicious.
655
00:26:41,746 --> 00:26:43,379
And you remembered?
656
00:26:43,381 --> 00:26:44,680
You just said it.
657
00:26:44,682 --> 00:26:46,081
I know, but...
658
00:26:47,464 --> 00:26:49,118
You're really sweet.
659
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,542
Like...
660
00:26:52,090 --> 00:26:53,417
You're just...
661
00:26:54,726 --> 00:26:56,307
You're the sweetest.
662
00:26:58,706 --> 00:27:00,229
What do you say
663
00:27:00,847 --> 00:27:02,998
we break the sexual tension...
664
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,487
With some actual sex?
665
00:27:05,927 --> 00:27:07,454
O... okay.
666
00:27:07,479 --> 00:27:08,304
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
667
00:27:08,306 --> 00:27:09,638
- Yeah, yeah.
- Oh, wait,
668
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,475
how is your, um... situation?
669
00:27:13,737 --> 00:27:14,599
Oh, fine.
670
00:27:14,811 --> 00:27:16,778
Don't worry about it. Yeah.
671
00:27:23,659 --> 00:27:27,156
♪ You've been tearing me
up for a week and a half ♪
672
00:27:27,158 --> 00:27:30,326
♪ I don't mean like in my heart ♪
673
00:27:30,328 --> 00:27:32,094
♪ I mean, physically ♪
674
00:27:32,096 --> 00:27:34,230
♪ you've been tearin' me up ♪
675
00:27:34,232 --> 00:27:37,800
♪ it's D-day in my lady parts ♪
676
00:27:37,802 --> 00:27:39,702
♪ but as I'm begging for more ♪
677
00:27:39,704 --> 00:27:41,570
♪ writhing around on the floor ♪
678
00:27:41,572 --> 00:27:43,339
♪ I feel something deep inside ♪
679
00:27:43,341 --> 00:27:45,775
♪ I never felt before ♪
680
00:27:45,777 --> 00:27:49,211
♪ oh, my God, I think I like you ♪
681
00:27:49,369 --> 00:27:52,400
♪ oh, my God, I think I like you ♪
682
00:27:54,642 --> 00:27:57,820
♪ it's scary but you
send me back on my heels ♪
683
00:27:57,822 --> 00:28:00,089
♪ 'cause while I'm getting spanked ♪
684
00:28:00,091 --> 00:28:02,525
♪ I can't ignore the feels ♪
685
00:28:02,527 --> 00:28:03,993
♪ but I say ♪
686
00:28:03,995 --> 00:28:07,029
♪ no, no, no, this
is just about sex ♪
687
00:28:07,031 --> 00:28:10,566
♪ and no, no, no, don't
be such a girl, Becks ♪
688
00:28:10,568 --> 00:28:14,503
♪ but then I feel the oxytocin
creeping back to my brain ♪
689
00:28:14,505 --> 00:28:17,907
♪ and all I can do
is sing it again ♪
690
00:28:17,909 --> 00:28:19,241
♪ oh, my God ♪
691
00:28:19,243 --> 00:28:21,251
♪ I think I like you ♪
692
00:28:22,246 --> 00:28:25,080
♪ why can't I just focus
on getting a pounding? ♪
693
00:28:25,082 --> 00:28:28,684
♪ On the bidness goin'
on near my thighs? ♪
694
00:28:28,686 --> 00:28:30,586
♪ But as my body's getting ruined ♪
695
00:28:30,588 --> 00:28:32,555
♪ like, really trashed ♪
696
00:28:32,557 --> 00:28:35,925
♪ I only want to look in your eyes ♪
697
00:28:35,927 --> 00:28:37,893
♪ but then I'm upside down ♪
698
00:28:37,895 --> 00:28:40,296
♪ next to my kitchen sink ♪
699
00:28:40,298 --> 00:28:42,594
♪ and suddenly it's like oh my god ♪
700
00:28:42,619 --> 00:28:45,201
♪ I think I like you ♪
701
00:28:45,203 --> 00:28:48,804
♪ oh, my God, I think I like you ♪
702
00:28:51,369 --> 00:28:54,510
♪ my feelings get
stronger every day ♪
703
00:28:54,512 --> 00:28:56,178
♪ I'm like a little girl ♪
704
00:28:56,180 --> 00:28:58,781
♪ not in a role playing way ♪
705
00:28:59,951 --> 00:29:03,853
♪ are there condoms that
can prevent these feelings?
706
00:29:03,855 --> 00:29:06,388
♪ Is there spermicidal lubricant ♪
707
00:29:06,390 --> 00:29:07,690
♪ that can kill ♪
708
00:29:07,715 --> 00:29:12,344
♪ the fluttering in my heart? ♪
709
00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:14,275
♪ Is there an I-U-D ♪
710
00:29:14,300 --> 00:29:16,000
♪ That can stop the image of ♪
711
00:29:16,033 --> 00:29:17,833
♪ you and me ♪
712
00:29:17,835 --> 00:29:22,327
♪ getting married on a
hillside surrounded by ducks ♪
713
00:29:22,329 --> 00:29:23,783
♪ and then we get into a rowboat? ♪
714
00:29:23,808 --> 00:29:27,720
♪ Oh, my God, I think I like you ♪
715
00:29:27,744 --> 00:29:30,720
♪ Oh, my God, I think I like you ♪
716
00:29:32,314 --> 00:29:35,001
♪ But I say no, no, no ♪
717
00:29:36,553 --> 00:29:38,787
♪ no, no, no ♪
718
00:29:40,324 --> 00:29:42,295
♪ no, no, no ♪
719
00:29:44,051 --> 00:29:45,929
♪ no, no, no. ♪
720
00:29:52,803 --> 00:29:53,936
What's wrong?
721
00:29:53,938 --> 00:29:56,038
I got to go. I got to
break into a pie shop.
722
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,273
What?
723
00:29:57,275 --> 00:29:58,556
Good-bye.
724
00:29:59,352 --> 00:30:02,253
Cool, see you. I'm gonna nap now.
725
00:30:08,431 --> 00:30:09,906
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
726
00:30:09,931 --> 00:30:11,453
You're late. I have been standing
727
00:30:11,455 --> 00:30:13,622
in front of this stupid
pie shop for 20 minutes.
728
00:30:13,624 --> 00:30:14,924
I'm so sorry.
729
00:30:14,926 --> 00:30:16,325
Why do you smell like spit?
730
00:30:16,327 --> 00:30:18,079
No I don't. It's not spit. What?
731
00:30:18,774 --> 00:30:20,821
Okay, I feel stupid in these outfits.
732
00:30:21,232 --> 00:30:22,921
No, you love our stalking outfits.
733
00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:24,453
You always say how slimming they are.
734
00:30:24,478 --> 00:30:26,111
Yeah, but we're stalking
pastry, and it's just...
735
00:30:26,113 --> 00:30:27,279
It's not sexy.
736
00:30:27,281 --> 00:30:30,449
Oh, my God, stop ruining
this. Just come on.
737
00:30:32,486 --> 00:30:34,142
Come on!
738
00:30:35,623 --> 00:30:37,790
Okay.
739
00:30:48,768 --> 00:30:51,535
Oh, damn it. Oh, no,
I really have to pee.
740
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:52,985
Well, can't you hold it?
741
00:30:53,740 --> 00:30:56,273
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, of
course, I'm sorry. I...
742
00:30:56,330 --> 00:30:59,024
I drank a lot of water before
this because I was nervous.
743
00:31:00,214 --> 00:31:01,981
Uh, okay.
744
00:31:05,790 --> 00:31:06,752
Look at that,
745
00:31:06,754 --> 00:31:08,721
look at that. She's totally
adding something to the crust.
746
00:31:08,723 --> 00:31:11,423
Look. She is
doing something secretive.
747
00:31:11,425 --> 00:31:12,992
She has a secret
ingredient of some kind.
748
00:31:12,994 --> 00:31:15,527
I knew it, I knew it.
749
00:31:15,529 --> 00:31:17,626
But what is... you
think it's extra sugar?
750
00:31:18,132 --> 00:31:19,698
It's lard?
751
00:31:19,700 --> 00:31:21,001
Heroin?
752
00:31:21,435 --> 00:31:22,915
You never know.
753
00:31:25,852 --> 00:31:27,539
The second she's gone, we're going in.
754
00:31:27,541 --> 00:31:28,707
Okay.
755
00:31:28,709 --> 00:31:30,109
Oh!
756
00:31:32,246 --> 00:31:33,610
Okay...
757
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,494
The coast appears to be clear.
758
00:31:37,051 --> 00:31:39,952
- Awesome.
- Let us retrieve the package.
759
00:31:39,954 --> 00:31:42,321
Okay, I will stay here
and be the lookout.
760
00:31:42,323 --> 00:31:43,923
Okay. Great.
761
00:31:43,925 --> 00:31:45,791
All right.
762
00:31:45,793 --> 00:31:47,726
What's... what are you doing?
763
00:31:47,728 --> 00:31:49,194
Rebecca, what are you doing?
764
00:31:49,196 --> 00:31:51,330
Just in case there are lasers.
765
00:31:51,332 --> 00:31:53,999
There aren't... that's so stupid.
766
00:31:54,001 --> 00:31:55,334
Oh, wait. I have an idea.
767
00:31:55,336 --> 00:31:56,435
What?
768
00:31:56,437 --> 00:31:58,103
Okay. Watch this.
769
00:31:58,105 --> 00:31:59,305
No, no.
770
00:31:59,307 --> 00:32:01,106
No, no, d... please don't touch the...
771
00:32:03,125 --> 00:32:04,825
Okay, we are good on lasers.
772
00:32:05,046 --> 00:32:06,845
Right. Great.
773
00:32:08,716 --> 00:32:10,009
I don't know.
774
00:32:10,626 --> 00:32:12,084
What if it's booby-trapped?
775
00:32:12,086 --> 00:32:13,118
It's a refrigerator.
776
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,087
Just... open the door, Tom Cruise.
777
00:32:15,089 --> 00:32:17,149
You're just, like, no fun right now.
778
00:32:18,359 --> 00:32:19,458
All right.
779
00:32:19,524 --> 00:32:21,537
♪ Ah... ♪
780
00:32:21,562 --> 00:32:24,163
All right, I got it.
781
00:32:26,145 --> 00:32:28,379
Did you just pee yourself?
782
00:32:28,924 --> 00:32:30,657
I have two kids. I know that face.
783
00:32:30,776 --> 00:32:31,909
No, it's fine. It's
just a little squirt.
784
00:32:31,934 --> 00:32:34,476
My pants got most of
it. Catch this! Wait. Oh.
785
00:32:34,501 --> 00:32:36,735
Okay. Come on.
786
00:32:36,978 --> 00:32:38,043
Okay. Heee!
787
00:32:38,045 --> 00:32:38,911
No, you don't have to...
788
00:32:38,913 --> 00:32:40,245
All right, you know what?
789
00:32:46,540 --> 00:32:47,639
Okay.
790
00:32:49,001 --> 00:32:50,768
We've got the secret ingredients,
791
00:32:50,770 --> 00:32:52,970
- so let's figure out what it is.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
792
00:32:52,972 --> 00:32:54,772
You want to Bunsen
burner that thing? Ooh.
793
00:32:54,774 --> 00:32:57,074
Better yet, I have a centrifuge
I bought in Colonial Williamsburg
794
00:32:57,076 --> 00:32:58,742
when I was 12... I've never used it,
795
00:32:58,744 --> 00:33:00,444
but I brought it to West Covina.
796
00:33:00,446 --> 00:33:02,546
Okay, maybe... or just taste
it, just taste it. Okay.
797
00:33:06,118 --> 00:33:07,423
It's...
798
00:33:08,907 --> 00:33:10,321
Yeah, it's unsalted butter.
799
00:33:10,323 --> 00:33:11,488
Whoa!
800
00:33:12,181 --> 00:33:13,517
Is that common? I don't cook.
801
00:33:13,649 --> 00:33:16,226
Yeah. No, everybody uses it.
802
00:33:16,228 --> 00:33:17,962
She's just a better baker than me.
803
00:33:17,964 --> 00:33:20,564
And, you know, that's no secret.
804
00:33:20,566 --> 00:33:22,079
I don't know what I was thinking.
805
00:33:22,401 --> 00:33:23,548
It's okay.
806
00:33:24,537 --> 00:33:25,852
You know what? Screw this.
807
00:33:27,056 --> 00:33:28,907
You don't need a secret ingredient.
808
00:33:28,932 --> 00:33:32,076
Right? Just like we don't
need a secret ingredient.
809
00:33:32,078 --> 00:33:33,577
We've been having so much fun
810
00:33:33,579 --> 00:33:35,579
without talking about you know who,
811
00:33:35,581 --> 00:33:36,642
and it's been amazing...
812
00:33:37,032 --> 00:33:39,509
Because it doesn't matter what we
do, as long as we do it together.
813
00:33:39,719 --> 00:33:40,784
So...
814
00:33:40,786 --> 00:33:42,987
Forget all I was saying about winning,
815
00:33:42,989 --> 00:33:44,954
and let's just have fun and bake a pie.
816
00:33:46,492 --> 00:33:47,446
Okay.
817
00:33:49,425 --> 00:33:50,688
Okay.
818
00:33:51,150 --> 00:33:52,845
You know, you're right. You are right.
819
00:33:53,632 --> 00:33:55,199
Let's do this.
820
00:33:55,201 --> 00:33:55,899
Yeah.
821
00:33:55,901 --> 00:33:57,101
Okay. Hey, boob five.
822
00:33:57,103 --> 00:33:58,268
Oh, yeah.
823
00:33:58,270 --> 00:34:00,504
- Wow, just... every time.
- Sorry, they're heavy.
824
00:34:08,102 --> 00:34:09,735
Hey, I had a thought.
825
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:11,563
- Hmm?
- Um...
826
00:34:12,421 --> 00:34:14,387
I was thinking that tomorrow night...
827
00:34:14,638 --> 00:34:16,972
You know, before... pound time,
828
00:34:16,997 --> 00:34:20,438
um... I don't know, that
we could go to this drive-in
829
00:34:20,463 --> 00:34:22,029
in Alhambra.
830
00:34:22,461 --> 00:34:26,399
I-I read that they're
showing Casablanca, and...
831
00:34:26,424 --> 00:34:28,999
I just thought it would
be fun for you and I
832
00:34:29,024 --> 00:34:31,142
to spend some... you know, time together
833
00:34:31,167 --> 00:34:32,836
in an outdoor setting.
834
00:34:32,838 --> 00:34:34,872
Or indoors. I mean,
cars are indoors and...
835
00:34:34,874 --> 00:34:37,048
- You get what I'm saying?
- Yeah, sounds like a great idea.
836
00:34:37,073 --> 00:34:37,985
Yeah?
837
00:34:38,484 --> 00:34:40,450
Oh, wait, tomorrow night?
838
00:34:40,554 --> 00:34:41,727
Yeah, do you have work?
839
00:34:42,948 --> 00:34:44,384
Do you have, like, a hot date?
840
00:34:47,309 --> 00:34:49,943
Wait. Seriously, you do?
841
00:34:50,289 --> 00:34:52,423
- You do.
- Oh, well, not exactly.
842
00:34:52,425 --> 00:34:54,491
Hec-Hector wants me
to meet this girl...
843
00:34:55,181 --> 00:34:57,009
Uh-huh, and you said yes?
844
00:34:57,034 --> 00:35:00,642
Well I haven't said
anything either way...
845
00:35:00,691 --> 00:35:01,789
yet.
846
00:35:02,536 --> 00:35:03,902
Uh-huh.
847
00:35:04,806 --> 00:35:06,540
But you didn't say no right away.
848
00:35:06,732 --> 00:35:09,332
Given our history I thought
I should at least...
849
00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:11,063
considering...
850
00:35:13,646 --> 00:35:15,779
Yeah.
851
00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:17,481
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my gosh.
852
00:35:17,483 --> 00:35:19,650
I-I... absolutely
853
00:35:19,652 --> 00:35:21,652
yes, you should go on a date.
854
00:35:21,654 --> 00:35:24,470
- We are not exclusive.
- Hmm.
855
00:35:24,495 --> 00:35:28,402
Umm, I mean totally. I
myself have like um...
856
00:35:28,427 --> 00:35:31,829
eight dates... lined up like you.
857
00:35:31,831 --> 00:35:32,806
Eight?
858
00:35:32,831 --> 00:35:35,188
Yeah. I got a matinee one day.
859
00:35:35,213 --> 00:35:37,614
I'm, like, on a, um, Broadway schedule.
860
00:35:37,711 --> 00:35:41,045
Oh. Okay, that's cool.
861
00:35:41,070 --> 00:35:43,337
Mm. Mm.
862
00:35:44,288 --> 00:35:45,806
So...
863
00:35:46,987 --> 00:35:49,921
You have a...
864
00:35:50,282 --> 00:35:51,384
Great date.
865
00:35:51,625 --> 00:35:53,035
Okay, I will.
866
00:35:53,060 --> 00:35:54,994
And you...
867
00:35:55,121 --> 00:35:56,595
Break a leg?
868
00:35:58,016 --> 00:36:00,183
Yeah. Cool.
869
00:36:01,796 --> 00:36:04,063
_
870
00:36:04,087 --> 00:36:07,117
_
871
00:36:07,142 --> 00:36:09,634
_
872
00:36:09,659 --> 00:36:11,125
You know...
873
00:36:11,466 --> 00:36:14,467
I think this pie could
actually take the cake
874
00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:16,501
First place in cake. It's weird.
875
00:36:16,503 --> 00:36:17,868
- Mm-hmm.
- You okay?
876
00:36:17,893 --> 00:36:19,931
Yeah. Sorry. Feeling a little weird.
877
00:36:19,978 --> 00:36:22,149
- Don't worry. I'm fine.
- Okay. Yeah.
878
00:36:24,281 --> 00:36:25,509
Mmm...
879
00:36:28,110 --> 00:36:30,420
Yup, good mouth feel.
880
00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:32,389
Mm-mm got a nice flaky under-crust.
881
00:36:32,391 --> 00:36:34,424
I'm getting lime, I'm getting cardamom,
882
00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:36,048
I'm getting just a note of cheddar.
883
00:36:36,073 --> 00:36:38,073
- Also...
- You just fill out a card, sir.
884
00:36:38,330 --> 00:36:40,173
Oh. Sorry.
885
00:36:44,236 --> 00:36:45,869
Ooh, what do we
886
00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:47,804
- have here?
- Ooh... lemon meringue!
887
00:36:47,806 --> 00:36:49,139
Sebastian.
888
00:36:50,309 --> 00:36:51,642
For me? Thank you.
889
00:36:51,644 --> 00:36:53,577
Mmm...
890
00:36:54,216 --> 00:36:55,548
Mmm...
891
00:36:57,483 --> 00:37:00,117
Oh, damn it... that
woman is a pastry witch.
892
00:37:00,119 --> 00:37:01,196
Ow.
893
00:37:01,782 --> 00:37:03,253
Do you need to sit down?
894
00:37:03,255 --> 00:37:04,955
No. No, no, no.
895
00:37:04,957 --> 00:37:06,024
I'm fine.
896
00:37:06,275 --> 00:37:07,608
Okay.
897
00:37:08,368 --> 00:37:10,127
You know, I'm so glad
we did this together.
898
00:37:10,129 --> 00:37:11,235
You were right about us.
899
00:37:11,908 --> 00:37:13,274
Yeah.
900
00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:14,898
Hello, ladies.
901
00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:16,633
I will not be greeting you by name,
902
00:37:16,635 --> 00:37:18,642
not will I be looking
you directly in the eyes,
903
00:37:18,667 --> 00:37:20,200
for I am impartial.
904
00:37:20,306 --> 00:37:22,039
I am so voting for you ladies.
905
00:37:22,041 --> 00:37:24,541
I love you guys so much.
I love you both a lot,
906
00:37:24,543 --> 00:37:26,910
and I love Paula's pies,
and I just feel so inspired
907
00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:28,579
- Who's next?
- By your friendship every day.
908
00:37:28,581 --> 00:37:31,081
Judges! Yes, well, I am ready now
909
00:37:31,083 --> 00:37:34,551
to sample Paula's Pretty
Pecan Pie, if I may.
910
00:37:34,553 --> 00:37:36,399
Sebastian, for you.
911
00:37:37,547 --> 00:37:39,392
- Thank you.
- Mmm...
912
00:37:41,727 --> 00:37:43,760
Mmm...
913
00:37:46,465 --> 00:37:48,565
Mmm... mmm...
914
00:37:48,567 --> 00:37:50,000
Oh... mmm...
915
00:37:50,002 --> 00:37:51,401
Oh, my God, they love it.
916
00:37:51,403 --> 00:37:53,670
Rebecca, they love it.
917
00:37:56,352 --> 00:37:57,595
Oh, my God!
918
00:37:57,879 --> 00:38:00,880
Honey, what's wrong?
919
00:38:01,914 --> 00:38:03,360
Yo, Greggy!
920
00:38:04,033 --> 00:38:05,337
Over here.
921
00:38:09,274 --> 00:38:11,509
- This is Angie.
- Nice to meet you, Greg.
922
00:38:11,533 --> 00:38:13,533
And this is her cousin, Brandy.
923
00:38:13,557 --> 00:38:14,845
Hello Brandy.
924
00:38:14,870 --> 00:38:16,704
Hi, Greg. I've heard a lot about you.
925
00:38:16,729 --> 00:38:18,188
Well, I hope it wasn't all...
926
00:38:20,065 --> 00:38:21,892
_
927
00:38:22,835 --> 00:38:24,642
I'm sorry, I need to go.
928
00:38:24,667 --> 00:38:26,069
Nice meeting you.
929
00:38:26,071 --> 00:38:28,238
B-bro, so rude.
930
00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:29,940
Is it Rebecca?
931
00:38:29,942 --> 00:38:31,024
I'm sorry. She needs me.
932
00:38:31,985 --> 00:38:33,677
Dude. If you go now, you're done.
933
00:38:33,679 --> 00:38:35,306
You'll never get the upper hand again.
934
00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:42,931
Well, I guess we'll just
have to have a threesome.
935
00:38:43,614 --> 00:38:45,078
Really?
936
00:38:45,457 --> 00:38:46,899
No. She's my cousin.
937
00:38:46,924 --> 00:38:48,691
Gross. Ew.
938
00:38:57,697 --> 00:39:00,131
Everything's gonna be okay, cookie.
939
00:39:00,133 --> 00:39:01,666
I am right here.
940
00:39:01,706 --> 00:39:04,040
Oh! And I forgot to tell you we won!
941
00:39:04,439 --> 00:39:07,774
Yeah. Just as they were
dragging your little body away,
942
00:39:07,799 --> 00:39:09,024
they-they announced...
943
00:39:09,202 --> 00:39:11,813
Paula's Pretty Pecan Pie won!
944
00:39:15,682 --> 00:39:18,454
Oh, my poor, sweet,
innocent little thing, Wha...
945
00:39:18,479 --> 00:39:20,212
What happened to you?
946
00:39:23,655 --> 00:39:24,907
What are you doing here?
947
00:39:24,932 --> 00:39:26,665
Rebecca texted me. Is she okay?
948
00:39:26,690 --> 00:39:29,524
I'm-I'm waiting for the
doctor. Why'd she text you?
949
00:39:29,549 --> 00:39:31,094
Paula, I came as soon
as I got your text.
950
00:39:31,119 --> 00:39:32,907
Ah, you told Josh to come.
951
00:39:32,932 --> 00:39:34,563
- That makes sense.
- Wh-what's wrong with her?
952
00:39:34,588 --> 00:39:35,415
Is she okay?
953
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,009
Doctor, what's wrong with my cookie?
954
00:39:37,034 --> 00:39:40,369
I don't know what's wrong with your
cookie, but hers is a mess.
955
00:39:40,616 --> 00:39:42,482
I'm sorry, that was inappropriate.
956
00:39:42,507 --> 00:39:44,977
It's her pee-hole that's been destroyed.
957
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:47,102
What?
958
00:39:47,127 --> 00:39:49,157
She has a UTI and didn't take any meds,
959
00:39:49,182 --> 00:39:51,860
so the infection went
to her kidneys and...
960
00:39:51,885 --> 00:39:54,452
Man down!
961
00:39:55,324 --> 00:39:56,957
You're a colorful doctor.
962
00:39:56,982 --> 00:40:00,235
Thank you. I am taking standup
classes at Claremont at night
963
00:40:00,260 --> 00:40:01,626
when my wife is working.
964
00:40:02,368 --> 00:40:04,298
I'm pretty alone at night.
965
00:40:06,695 --> 00:40:08,561
A UTI.
966
00:40:09,844 --> 00:40:12,211
So you are sleeping
with someone. I knew it!
967
00:40:12,236 --> 00:40:14,110
And after you specifically
968
00:40:14,135 --> 00:40:15,368
swore that you weren't!
969
00:40:15,393 --> 00:40:16,792
God, we don't keep secrets!
970
00:40:16,817 --> 00:40:18,217
They have boundary issues.
971
00:40:18,451 --> 00:40:20,551
Hey, we don't keep secrets,
972
00:40:20,576 --> 00:40:22,709
and we don't lie to each other, okay?
973
00:40:22,734 --> 00:40:24,798
We've discussed it, and we don't do it.
974
00:40:25,131 --> 00:40:27,501
Sleeping with someone? Who
is Rebecca sleeping with?
975
00:40:27,526 --> 00:40:30,026
Yeah! That's what I would like to know.
976
00:40:37,118 --> 00:40:39,931
Uh, I sense a truth bomb coming.
977
00:40:40,153 --> 00:40:41,806
Everyone take cover.
978
00:40:43,892 --> 00:40:45,696
Uh, yeah, it's me.
979
00:40:45,705 --> 00:40:46,504
No.
980
00:40:46,506 --> 00:40:47,471
Yeah.
981
00:40:48,071 --> 00:40:49,140
No.
982
00:40:49,595 --> 00:40:51,173
No, it can't be you.
983
00:40:51,198 --> 00:40:52,264
It's definitely me.
984
00:40:52,289 --> 00:40:54,056
It's not you. She told me it wasn't you.
985
00:40:54,081 --> 00:40:55,040
It can't be you.
986
00:40:55,065 --> 00:40:57,699
- You're sleeping with Rebecca?
- All the time. A lot.
987
00:40:57,724 --> 00:41:01,126
It's Greg? It's Greg?
You're sleeping with Greg?!
988
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:11,759
Rebecca?
989
00:41:17,543 --> 00:41:19,910
How could you?
990
00:41:24,384 --> 00:41:26,398
Lot of differences
between men and women.
991
00:41:26,423 --> 00:41:28,190
Lot of differences, lot of differences.
992
00:41:28,735 --> 00:41:30,960
As a doctor, I notice
a lot of differences,
993
00:41:30,985 --> 00:41:32,027
a lot of differences.
994
00:41:32,501 --> 00:41:34,601
Hey, you ever notice how
when a male patient dies,
995
00:41:34,603 --> 00:41:36,703
he's all like...
996
00:41:36,705 --> 00:41:38,571
But when a female patient dies,
997
00:41:38,573 --> 00:41:40,640
she's like, “beep, beep, beep!”
998
00:41:42,434 --> 00:41:46,915
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00:41:47,305 --> 00:41:53,683
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