All language subtitles for Britannia.Hospital.1982.WEBRip.x264-RARBGEng

[BELLS CHIMING]

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMENT

[BELL RINGING]

[DOG BARKING]

WHAT'S FOR
BREAKFAST, EH?

SAUSAGE AND BEANS.

OH, BLIMEY.

WE'VE HAD THAT
FOR A MONTH.

SEND FOR
THE RED CROSS.

WE'RE IN THE FRONT
LINE NOW, MATE.

HERE. HERE'S ONE.

GET HIM,
KEN!

LOOK AT THAT.
FOR THE LOVE--

HEY, HOLD IT!
HOLD IT!

HEY!

[TIRES SCREECH]

WHAT'VE YOU GOT
IN THERE?

ONE GERIATRIC.
HYPOTHERMIA.

NO ADMISSIONS
EXCEPT BY UNION
DISPENSATION.

HAVE A LOOK IN
THE BACK, BOB.

COME ON.

[GASPING]

WHAT'S UP WITH
THIS ONE, THEN?

PULMONARY PNEUMONIA.

ABOUT ANOTHER
10 MINUTES TO GO.

DOCTOR CERTIFICATE?

[GASPING]

I'VE GOT IT SOMEWHERE...

[GASPS LOUDLY]

[SHORTENED
BREATH]

NEEDS INTENSIVE CARE.

INTENSIVE HERE, KEN.

LOOKS LIKE A CROAKER.

OK, PASS HIM
THROUGH.

AND DON'T BLOODY
WELL COME BACK.

THERE'S ANOTHER ONE
FOR THE KNACKER.

HE WON'T BE PAYING SATURDAY.

HOW THOSE BANGERS
GETTIN' ON, THEN?

OH, GOOD!

Man:
ANYBODY AT HOME?

WAKEY, WAKEY.
RISE AND SHINE.

COME AND GET HIM.

[GASPING]

[GRUNTS]

Woman: YOU CAN'T
LEAVE THAT THERE.

WHERE DO
YOU WANT IT?

I COULDN'T CARE LESS.

I'VE BEEN OFF DUTY FOR
THE PAST 10 MINUTES.

GOT A LIGHT?

UH--HERE.

[PATIENT GASPS]

[INHALES]
THANK YOU.

TIME'S UP.

[INDISTINCT]

MIGHT AS WELL
GRAB A CUP OF TEA.

THERE'LL BE TIME FOR
ANOTHER HAND LATER.

[GASPING]

[GASPING STOPS]

[BELL CHIMES]

[HONKING]

LOOK OUT!

[YELLING]

WAIT!

WAIT!

BLOODY HELL!

HE WENT RIGHT--

WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

HERE, WHAT'S YOUR
NAME AND BUSINESS?

DON'T BE FOOLISH, MAN.

DON'T YOU CALL US
FOOLISH, MILLAR.

WE'RE IN OUR RIGHTS.

INSECTS.

[TIRES SCREECH]

YOU BASTARD!

WE'LL HAVE YOU,
MILLAR!

WE'LL GET YOU!

[CROWS CAW]

OVERLORD.

GOOD MORNING,
FEENEY.

WELL, GOOD MORNING, SIR.

BIG DAY FOR YOU,
PROFESSOR.

A BIG DAY FOR
MANKIND, FEENEY.

STAND BY, MacMILLAN.
I'M ON MY WAY UP.

GOOD MORNING,
DEAR.

GOOD MORNING, MacMILLAN.

EVERYTHING IN ORDER?

EVERYTHING
ON SCHEDULE.

WHERE WOULD YOU
LIKE TO START?

I THINK WE'LL TAKE
COMPONENTS FIRST.

ANY PROBLEM?

98% STABLE.

WE HAVE TO REPLACE
THE LEFT BUTTOCK.

AS I THOUGHT.
AND GENESIS?

ALPHA CONSCIOUSNESS
CONSISTENT.

GENESIS IS IN PERFECT
SHAPE, PROFESSOR.

GENESIS IS PERFECT,
MacMILLAN.

MacMILLAN AND OVERLORD,
INTRO.

LEFT THIGH?

BANK 8.

NUMBER TWO.

A TRIFLE
OVERFLESHY...

BUT A NICE PROFILE.

LEFT BUTTOCK?

BANK 3, MIDDLE TRAY.

HMM.

AHH.

MacMillan: WE HAVE
ALTERNATIVES, J.M.--

BANK 6, NUMBERS 3 AND 4.

I'LL TAKE
THE ALTERNATIVES.

HOW MUCH STABILITY?

4 DEGREES JAMMED.
STABLE.

EXCELLENT.

HOW'S MACREADY PROGRESSING?

BEAUTIFULLY.

WE'RE EXPECTING DEATH
WITHIN THE HOUR.

SPLENDID! I HAVE GREAT
CONFIDENCE IN MACREADY.

[WHISTLES]

[CONTINUES
WHISTLING]

THAT WAS HIM.

HE DYES HIS HAIR.

DO YOU THINK
HE SPOTTED US?

NAH. WE'RE LESS THAN
THE DUST TO HIM.

[DING]

[BELLS CHIMING]

WHICH IS
THE WEST FRONT?

OVER HERE.

6 FLOORS DOWN.

ON THE FLASH.
IT'S ARRANGED.

HMM, YOU'VE DONE
YOUR HOMEWORK.

I DON'T GET
COMPLAINTS.

I BET YOU GET
AROUND A BIT.

ARE YOU A YANK?

HUH?

CITIZEN OF THE WORLD,
THAT'S ME.

I WAS BORN IN LIVERPOOL.

MY FATHER WAS
A STATIONMASTER.

HMM.

I STARTED IN COFFEE.

AND WHERE DO YOU
LIVE NOW?

ARKANSAS.

I GOT OUT JUST IN TIME.

WELL, YOU WERE
DEAD LUCKY.
[SIRENS]

WHAT'S LUCK GOT
TO DO WITH IT?

IT'S GOT NOTHING TO
DO WITH LUCK.

GOT TO FIND
SOMETHING TO SELL,

SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE
WANT TO BUY.

THE INSIDE STORY.

THAT'S IT.

YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE
A NOSE FOR THESE THINGS.

WHOA, WHAT'S THAT
YOU GOT THERE?

YOU SEE THAT TRUCK
OVER THERE?

YES.

NOW WATCH THIS.

SPIDER CALLING.

SPIDER CALLING.

ARE YOU RECEIVING
PICTURE?

COME IN, CONTROL.

COME IN, CONTROL.

Man: RECEIVING PICTURE, SPIDER.
RECEIVING PICTURE.

COME ON. OVER HERE.

YOU LOT MUST BE MAKING
PLENTY OUT OF THIS.

WELL, WE'RE NOT
STARVING.

ALL RIGHT, THEN,
FAIR SHARES.

NOW LOOK, CHUMMY.

WE HAD A DEAL.

NOW, A DEAL'S
A DEAL. SAVVY?

BUT I COULD LOSE MY
UNION CARD OVER THIS.

WELL, THAT'S NOT
MY PROBLEM.

LOOK, MR. TRAVIS.

WE'RE GONNA BE A LONG
WAY FROM THE GROUND.

LET'S MAKE IT 250, EH?

100.

175.

150.

OK.

WHEN WE'RE BACK
ON TERRA FIRMA.

[CHUCKLES]

SPIDER READY TO CRAWL.
SPIDER READY TO CRAWL.

ARE YOU RECEIVING ME?

TESTING FOR SOUND,
1, 2, 3.

TESTING FOR SOUND.

Travis:
COME ON, YOU PISSER!

CALM DOWN, MICHAEL.

JUST GETTING OURSELVES
COMFORTABLE DOWN HERE.

SAFE AND SOUND.

Michael: WELL, DON'T
GET TOO COMFORTABLE.

TRAVIS--GETTING ITCHY.

SURPRISE ME.

HEY, RELAX, MICHAEL.

WE'RE ON OUR TOES.
JUST GIVE US THE NUDGE.

WHAT'S THE SCENE HERE,
ANYWAY?

TRAVIS IS ON TO
SOMETHING BIG--

ONE OF HIS
EXCLUSIVES.

VERY HUSH-HUSH.

[LAUGHS]
AGAIN?

WELL, IT'S GREAT SEEING
YOU AGAIN, SAMMY.

WHERE YOU BEEN?

EAST.

STARVING CHILDREN
OF INDIA.

WHERE DID YOU
SPIN FROM?

WEST. RIOTS,
REVOLUTION, RAPE.

JESUS. THOSE
BANANA-EATERS REALLY

WERE RIPPING EACH
OTHER APART.

OH, LOVELY
PRIMETIME STUFF.

YEAH, I GUESS.

NETWORK.

IT'S GONNA BE
A LONG DAY.

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

A LITTLE
NICKEL SPECIAL.
RIGHT FROM THE--

ALL THE BLESSINGS
OF GOD

AND HIS HOLY MOTHER ON YOU.

AFGHAN BLACK.

OH.

AND, MY DEAR FRIEND...

[SIRENS WAIL]

HOLY MUSHROOMS.
OOH.

PICKED BY THESE
VERY FINGERS

ON THE SLOPES
OF THE HIMALAYAS.

HEY, LET'S MAKE
A COCKTAIL.

SAY THE WAY.

[EXPLOSION]

Reporter: THE WAVE OF
EXPLOSIONS IS SPREADING

ACROSS THE CITY,
13 MORE IN THE LAST 12 HOURS.

OVER 50 CASUALTIES
HAVE BEEN REPORTED,

22 OF THEM FATAL.

LOOTING AND RIOTING
HAVE BROKEN OUT.

KIDS' STUFF.

[YELLING AND SIRENS
ON TV]

DON'T WORRY.

Reporter: FIRES HAVE SPREAD FROM
THE SHATTERED EMBASSY

TO ADJACENT HOMES.

30 PEOPLE APPEAR DEAD, AND MANY
MAY STILL BE TRAPPED

IN THE BURNING WRECKAGE.

RESIDENTS IN THE AREA
HAVE BEEN EVACUATED.

AND NOW A NEWS FLASH.

THERE'S BEEN ANOTHER
BOMB ATTACK IN LONDON.

[TURNS SOUND UP]

FIRE BRIGADES ARE MANAGING TO
KEEP THE BLAZE UNDER CONTROL,

BUT CASUALTIES ARE FEARED HEAVY,
AND THE DEATH TOLL--

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[RING]

[RING]

POTTER HERE.

YES, I'VE SEEN IT.
AND TODAY OF ALL DAYS.

HOW MANY?

OH, MY. ALERT ALL
OFF-DUTY HOUSE SURGEONS

TO REPORT TO ACCIDENT
AND EMERGENCY,

ALERT THE S.N.O. FOR
BLOOD TRANSFUSION,

ATKINSON FOR HEMATOLOGY,

AND THE MORTUARY.
ALL RIGHT?

I'M ON MY WAY.

Reporter: ...180
ARE SO FAR FEARED DEAD,

WITH MANY MORE BURNED
AND INJURED.

A SPECIAL GOVERNMENT
REPRESENTATIVE

IS ON HIS WAY TO--

Man: ACE TAXIS!
NO...

I DO NOT WANT
ACE TAXIS.

Reporter: TRAIN NEWS,
BRITISH RAIL HAS--

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[RING]

[RING]

Man: HELLO?
YES?

POTTER HERE.
YES, SIR.

WE'VE GOT A MAJOR INCIDENT,
150 AT LEAST.

GET THERE AS FAST AS YOU CAN
AND HOLD THE FLOOR.

YES, SIR.

GET EVERYBODY
TO CASUALTY
AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.

IT'LL BE ALL HANDS
TO THE PUMPS.

DON'T FORGET
YOUR MEETING, SIR.

I'M NOT LIKELY TO, LAD.

THEY CAN'T LET THIS AFFECT
TODAY'S ARRANGEMENTS.

YOU ALERTED MILLAR,
DID YOU?

HE'S HAD
AN ULTRA MEMO, SIR.
TWO OF THEM.

SEND HIM ANOTHER. WE CAN'T
AFFORD ANY SLIP-UPS.

I'LL DO MY BEST,
SIR.

Reporter: CITY LINES
ON THE UNDERGROUND

NOW HAVE SEVERAL TRAINS MISSING,

DUE TO SICKNESS AND
NONAPPEARANCE OF PERSONNEL.

INDUSTRIAL ACTION IS THREATENED

ON THE CENTRAL
AND NORTHERN LINES.

[STATIC]

...WELL ON THE ROADS, AN
ARTICULATED HEAVY GOODS VEHICLE

HAS BROKEN DOWN ON
NORTH LAKE ROAD,

AND THE TRAFFIC IS--

[RINGING]

PROFESSOR MILLAR'S OFFICE.

Man: I WANT TO SPEAK TO
THE PROFESSOR PERSONALLY.

PROFESSOR MILLAR
IS WITH GENESIS.

I CAN'T POSSIBLY INTERRUPT.

THIS IS AN ULTRA PRIORITY
FOR PROFESSOR MILLAR.

CONFIRM TOP-LEVEL BRIEFING

8:30 A.M.,
MR. POTTER'S OFFICE.

WELL, I'LL TRY.

HOLD THE FORT
WILL YOU, NURSE?

PROFESSOR MILLAR?

MacMILLAN: THE PROFESSOR'S
VERY BUSY. GO AWAY.

A MESSAGE FROM ADMIN.
ULTRA PRIORITY.

NOT NOW, MacMILLAN.

HAVE YOU EVER
WONDERED HOW GOD FELT

ON THE SIXTH DAY OF
CREATION?

WHEN WILL YOU GIVE
GENESIS TO THE WORLD?

IN MY GOOD TIME.

SOON. SOON.

NOT QUITE YET,
MacMILLAN.

TODAY, THE HUMAN
EXPERIMENT...

TOMORROW...

GENESIS.

[SIRENS]

Nurse: OVER HERE!

[MEN YELLING]

Nurse: LET THOSE
PEOPLE THROUGH!

GET THESE STRETCHERS
CLEARED AWAY IMMEDIATELY!

NOW, NOT SO FAST.

AND DON'T YOU BE
SHOUTIN' AT US LIKE THAT.

DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE
HOLDING UP THE WHOLE OPERATION?

THESE PEOPLE MUST
GO UP TO THEATER
IMMEDIATELY!

WE'VE BEEN ON
8 HOURS, NOW.

WE'VE BEEN ON
OVERTIME SINCE 6:00.

TRIPLE TIME!

WE'RE OVER
THE 24-HOUR LIMIT.

MR. BILES!
WHAT'S
THE HOLD-UP?

MR. BILES,

THESE MEN ARE HOLDING
US TO RANSOM.

DON'T YOU
CALL US MEN.

WE ARE STAFF.

THINK THIS CALLS FOR
ARBITRATION, HERE.

WE'LL GET THE UNION
IN ON THIS.

THERE'S NO NEED FOR THAT.

I CAN OFFER YOU
TIME AND A HALF.

UNACCEPTABLE.

DOUBLE TIME.

WHAT ABOUT MEAL BREAK?

A HOT BREAKFAST.

WHAT DO YOU THINK, LADS?

I'M TALKING ABOUT
EGGS AND BACON HERE,

NOT JUST TOAST
AND PORRIDGE.

I DON'T EAT BACON.

SAUSAGES FOR SEN.

I HAVE NO AUTHORITY
FOR SAUSAGES.

AH, WELL!

STALEMATE.

SAUSAGES ARE ON
THE NURSES' BREAKFAST.

I WILL SUPPLY THEM.

IN THE NAME OF
HUMANITY...

AND IN VIEW OF
THE EMERGENCY.

BUT WE'RE NOT
SETTING A PRECEDENT.

RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, LADS.

COME ON, LET'S GET
THESE OUT OF THE WAY.

YOU GET THAT GOWN THERE.

ALL RIGHT,
EVERYONE, THIS WAY.

WALKING WOUNDED,
FOLLOW ME.

[BEEPING]

BILES HERE.

WHICH KITCHEN?

I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!

Man: SO, WITH A COUPLE OF
EARTHQUAKES, 3 FAMINES,

A HIJACK AND A PREEMPTIVE
NUCLEAR STRIKE,

AREN'T WE
THE LUCKY ONES TO BE

TUCKED UP
ALL SNUG AND COZY

HERE IN BRITANNIA HOSPITAL?

NOW, IT'S A VERY SPECIAL DAY
HERE IN BRITANNIA,

SO LET'S HAVE SOME
VERY SPECIAL SMILES

TO GO ALONG WITH IT.

OH, YES! IT'S ROYAL DAY
TODAY HERE IN BRITANNIA

WITH OUR OWN VERY
SPECIAL ROYAL VISITOR

COMING ALL THE WAY DOWN
FROM BUCKINGHAM PALACE

TO OPEN UP OUR BRIGHT
AND SHINY NEW WING.

NOW, WHAT BETTER WAY
TO START THE DAY

THAN WITH THANKSGIVING
WITH THE PADRE?

* O LORD,
OPEN THOU OUR LIPS *

Chorus: * AND OUR MOUTH
SHALL SHOW FORTH THY PRAISE *

* O GOD MAKE SPEED
TO SAVE US *

Chorus: * O LORD,
MAKE HASTE TO HELP US *

* O LORD, SHOW THY
MERCY UPON US *

All: * AND GRANT US
THY SALVATION *

WHERE'S MR. WHOOLEY?

HE'S OVER THERE
WITH THE SAUSAGES.

DON'T KNOW WHAT
HE'S DOING WITH THEM.

[LAUGHS]

MR. WHOOLEY?

IT'S NO USE, MR. BILES.

I CAN'T COOK BREAKFAST
FOR THE ENTIRE HOSPITAL

ON MY OWN.

IT'S THE PRIVATE
PATIENTS.

NOW THEY'VE GOT THE
UNION SUPPORTING THEM.

THAT BEN KEATING'S BEEN
STIRRING THEM UP.

THAT'S RIGHT, BILESY.

MY BOYS AND GIRLS HAVE HAD
ENOUGH KOWTOWING TO YOUR

PRIVILEGED PIGS
IN THE PRIVATE WING.

All: YEAH!

IT'S TIME THEY EAT
A DECENT ENGLISH BREAKFAST

LIKE THE DECENT ORDINARY
FOLK IN THE PRIVATE WARD.

[ALL CHEERING]

MR. KEATING,
YOU KNOW VERY WELL

THAT WHAT THEY
EAT THEY PAY FOR.

LISTEN TO THIS.

SIR JAMES BURGESS, ROOM 15.

EGGS BENEDICT AND HALF
A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE.

[LAUGHTER]

MISS HERMIONE HAMILTON,

ROOM 6.

DEVILED KIDNEYS AND
A PASSION FRUIT COCKTAIL!

PRESIDENT NGAMI.

AND HE SHOULDN'T BE HERE
IN THE FIRST PLACE,

THE FASCIST SWINE!

MURDERING BLACK.

DICTATOR!

TURN THE PIGGY BACK
TO WOGLAND!

[ALL CHEERING]

PRESIDENT NGAMI,

TROUT GRILLED AND GARNISHED
WITH MANGO SLICES.

THIS ISN'T
THE NAIROBI HILTON.

THIS IS A BRITISH HOSPITAL!

[CHEERING]

IT'S THE SAME FOR EVERYONE
OR NOTHING AT ALL.

THAT'S OUR LAST WORDS,
ISN'T IT, BOYS AND GIRLS?

All: YES!

MR. WHOOLEY, SEE IF
YOU CAN GET A CALL THROUGH

TO CHEERFUL BERNIE.

[WORKERS JEERING]

I'LL HAVE TO TAKE
THIS HIGHER UP.

YOU CAN TELL YOUR BOSSES
WE'RE STANDING FAST!

All: YEAH!

[CHOIR MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY]

[TURNS MUSIC DOWN]

OK, OK.

WE'LL BLAME IT ON
THE BOMBERS. NO PROBLEM.

[MUSIC STOPS]

OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR.

IF YOU'VE BEEN SITTIN'
THERE WAITIN' FOR

YOUR HAM AND EGGS,
LADS AND LASSES,

YOU'LL HAVE TO KEEP
SMILING A LITTLE BIT LONGER.

THOSE NAUGHTY BOMBERS
HAVE JUST BLOWN A FUSE

IN THE TOASTER.

BUT SERIOUSLY, FOLKS,
THE KITCHENS ARE A BIT BEHIND

DEALING WITH OUR
EXTRA GUESTS.

AND NOW HERE COMES SOMEBODY

WHO KNOWS THE WHOLE
CABOODLE BACKWARDS.

PRAY SILENCE, IF YOU WILL,
LADS AND LASSES,

FOR MATRON DUXBURY.

GOOD MORNING,
ALL PATIENTS AND STAFF.

IN SPITE OF THIS MORNING'S
SHOCKING DISTURBANCES,

YOU MAY BE SURE
THAT BRITANNIA WILL CONTINUE

TO SERVE AND TO SUCCOR.

UNFORTUNATELY THE KITCHENS
ARE TEMPORARILY OUT OF ORDER,

BUT DURING THE NEXT HOUR
THERE WILL BE

A SERVICE OF SOFT DRINKS

WITH A CHOICE OF ORANGE
AND LEMON BARLEY WATER.

PATIENTS DUE FOR DISCHARGE

MAY GIVE THEIR BLOOD
AT CASUALTY.

Woman: COME!

BREAKFAST!

YOU'RE DAMNED
LATE, NURSE.

I MANAGED TO GET
YOU AN ORANGE.

AN ORANGE?

Man: COME!

GOOD MORNING,
GENERAL!

BREAKFAST.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

A NICE ORANGE FOR
YOUR BREAKFAST

THIS MORNING,
GENERAL.

I DON'T WANT YOUR
BLOODY ORANGE.

I WANT MY KEBAB!

[SCREAMS]

Matron: WHAT'S
ALL THIS NOISE?

GET UP AT ONCE!

IT'S GENERAL
WETHERBY, MATRON.

HE WON'T TAKE
HIS ORANGE.

ABSOLUTE NONSENSE!

MATRON.

HAVE YOU SERVED
THE PRESIDENT YET?

NOT YET, MATRON.

GIVE ME HIS TRAY.
I'LL DO IT MYSELF.

AND STOP
PLAYING ABOUT.

[MUSIC AND SINGING]

[LOUD DRUMS AND SINGING]

[BABY CRIES]

[CHICKEN CLUCKING]

WHAT IS THIS?

THE PRESIDENT'S
BREAKFAST.

THIS IS NOT WHAT
WAS ORDERED.

I'M AFRAID HIS EXCELLENCY'S
MANGO SLICES

HAVE BEEN DELAYED.

THIS IS THE BEST
WE CAN DO.

[SPEAKING FOREIGN
LANGUAGE]

[CHICKEN SQUAWKS]

[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

President Ngami:
AAAH!

[SCREAMING]

IT'S SIMPLY NOT GOOD
ENOUGH, MATRON.

AT THE PRICES
YOU'RE CHARGING,

WE'RE ENTITLED TO
SOMETHING BETTER

THAN A BRITISH
RAILWAYS BOX LUNCH.

IT'S A NATIONAL
DISGRACE.

I'VE DRIVEN A TAXI

FOR 25 YEARS TO PAY
FOR THIS OPERATION!

I'M NOT PAYING 200 QUID
A DAY FOR AN ORANGE.

250 POUNDS FOR ME!

I HAVE TRIED TO EXPLAIN
TO THEM, MATRON.

WITH SERVICE
LIKE THIS, WE MIGHT

AS WELL BE IN
A PUBLIC WARD!

PUBLIC WARD?
I'D RATHER DIE.

I DIDN'T HAVE
50 YEARS

IN INDIA TO END
UP BEDDING DOWN

WITH A LOT
OF WOGS!

Matron:
I'M DREADFULLY SORRY,

BUT THE MATTER
IS OUT OF MY HANDS.

THE NURSING STAFF HAVE NO
AUTHORITY OVER THE KITCHENS.

HOWEVER, I'M SURE
THINGS WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL

QUITE SOON.

[MILLAR TALKING]

NOW WHAT
DOES THAT GIVE US?

43 MINUTES.

42 MINUTES,
38 SECONDS.

THAT LEAVES US
5 MINUTES AND 32 SECONDS

FOR THE FIBER COMPONENT.

YES, NURSE?

PROFESSOR, SISTER
WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU

IN INTENSIVE.

MACREADY?

I THINK SO, SIR.

SHE'S TIMED IT PERFECTLY.

OH, HOUSTON?

DO WE HAVE
COMPATIBILITIES

FOR ALL THE ALTERNATIVES?

THAT WASN'T IN
THE SPECIFICATIONS,
PROFESSOR.

LET ME HAVE ANOTHER
LOOK AT THE PRINTOUT.

YES...

MY ERROR, I'M AFRAID.

WE'D BETTER RECHECK
THE ENTIRE

COMPONENT ASSEMBLY
ON THE COMPUTER.

FEED IN THE COMPLETE
CROSS-FERTILIZATION

AND COMPATIBILITY DATA.

I MUST HAVE 100% ACCURACY
ON ALL 30 FACTORS.

Houston:
PROFESSOR MILLAR?

WE CAN'T AFFORD
A HICCUP.

RIGHT! THIS IS IT!

SAMMY, RED...
WE'RE ON OUR WAY.

WE'RE COMING
AT A GOOD TIME.

MACREADY'S ALREADY 8 MINUTES
PAST HIS DEADLINE.

WE STILL HAVE 14 MINUTES
IN HAND, PROFESSOR.

WE CAN'T AFFORD TO
FALL BEHIND SCHEDULE
AT THIS STAGE.

[BEEPING]

TERMINATION?

I'M AFRAID NOT,
PROFESSOR.

HE SEEMS TO BE
LINGERING.

[CONTINUES BEEPING]

DR. MacMILLAN?
A MOMENT, PLEASE.

[WHISPERING]

SISTER? PROFESSOR
GETS A LITTLE PECKISH

AT THIS TIME OF
THE MORNING.

COULD YOU BE KIND
ENOUGH TO POP DOWN
TO THE CANTEEN

TO GET HIM
A DIGESTIVE BISCUIT?

OH!

AND A GLASS OF MILK,
PLEASE, SISTER.

[WHISTLING]

[BEEPING STOPS]

I'M AFRAID
HE'S GONE.

HEY, HOLD IT STEADY!

COR, I'M
LOVING THIS.

GET DOWN HERE,
WILL YOU?

HELLO, SAMMY.
HELLO, RED.

[LAUGHTER ON MIKE]

ARE YOU GETTING THIS?

[LAUGHTER]

COME IN, SAMMY.
COME IN, RED.

ARE YOU RECEIVING ME?

[LAUGHTER]

Narrator:
EVERY CHICKEN HAS

9 SQUARE INCHES
OF LIVING SPACE.

VITAMINIZED WATER
IS ALWAYS ON TAP.

THE HARD-WORKING CHICKEN
IS A GOOD FRIEND TO MAN.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

[BUZZES]

[BUZZES]

[SIZZLING]

AND NOW, ON THIS HAPPY,
SNAPPY MORNING,

WE COME TO OUR USUAL
MENU SPOT.

AS YOU ALL KNOW,

WE'VE HAD GREMLINS DOWN
IN THE KITCHEN TODAY,

BUT HERE
TO TELL US ALL ABOUT

THE CELEBRATION LUNCH
SHE'S BEEN COOKING UP FOR US

IS FLORRIE, OUR QUEEN
OF CULINARY CONCOCTION.

HELLO, EVERYBODY.

THE SPECIAL MENU
PLANNED FOR TODAY

FEATURES, WE HOPE,
A CHOICE OF THREE.

Florrie: MEATLOAF,
STEWED NECK OF LAMB,

BACON AND EGG FLAN,

ALL WITH CREAMED
POTATOES AND GRAVY.

[YELLING]

Florrie:
...PUDDING, SUET ROLY-POLY,

A CHERRY SPONGE
WITH CUSTARD.

FINALLY,
AS AN EXTRA TREAT,

A CHOCOLATE MINT WILL BE
SERVED TO ALL PATIENTS

IN HONOR OF
OUR ROYAL VISITOR.

JEEZ...

[TIRES SCREECH]

BAD LUCK, VINCENT.

PIPPED YOU AT THE POST.

YOU OUGHT TO BE
CAREFUL, PHYLLIS.

YOUR MANNERS WILL
FIND THEMSELVES

WITHOUT A MOTHER HEN
ONE OF THESE DAYS.

WHAT HAVE YOU
GOT THERE?

MY GLAD RAGS FOR THE DO.

IT'S NOT EVERY DAY
I GET THE CHANCE

TO HAVE LUNCH WITH ROYALTY.

WE'RE A LITTLE PRESSED
FOR SPACE AT THE ROYAL
LUNCH, PHYLLIS.

I CAN'T
GUARANTEE IT, I'M AFRAID.

I'M NOT SPEAKING FOR
MYSELF, VINCENT.

I REPRESENT 600 MEN
AND WOMEN WITHOUT WHOM

YOUR HOSPITAL WOULD NOT
BE ABLE TO FUNCTION.

I'M NOT LIKELY TO FORGET
THAT, PHYLLIS.

I'VE COLLABORATED
WITH YOU FOR 10 YEARS,
VINCENT POTTER.

I'D HATE TO SEE THAT
COLLABORATION BROKEN

OVER A QUESTION OF
PROTOCOL.

THIS CELEBRATION
IS FOR ALL OF US.

THE OLD DAYS HAVE
GONE FOREVER, VINCENT.

BRITANNIA BELONGS
TO THE PEOPLE NOW.

NO SMOKING ON
THE JOB, VI.

MADGE, I HOPE YOU'RE
NOT GOING TO GREET

HER ROYAL HIGHNESS

WEARING THOSE
OVERALLS.

DON'T FORGET THAT
INVITE, VINCENT.

I CAN'T PROMISE
YOU, PHYLLIS.

I'VE NOT LAID DOWN
95 POUNDS

ON THIS OUTFIT
FOR NOTHING.

AND REMEMBER,
AN INSULT TO ME

IS AN INSULT
TO EVERY NON-SKILLED

OPERATIVE IN THIS
HOSPITAL.

NOW JUST YOU
THINK ON.

I UNDERSTOOD THIS
WORK WAS TO BE

COMPLETED YESTERDAY.

IT'LL BE FINISHED
NOW, SIR.

WE'RE ONLY BEING PAID
FOR AN 8-HOUR DAY, MR. POTTER.

YOU'LL HAVE
TO BE OUT OF HERE

BY 10:00
AT THE LATEST.

WE HAVE A ROYAL
OCCASION HERE TODAY,
YOU KNOW?

THAT'S JUST THE POINT.

YOU WANT A PROFESSIONAL
JOB DONE, DON'T YOU?

MR. POTTER!
MR. POTTER!

HOW ARE THEY COPING
IN CASUALTY?

EVERYTHING'S RUNNING
SMOOTHLY, SIR.

KEEP AN EYE ON IT,
THEN.

MR. POTTER?
YES,
WHAT IS IT NOW?

THERE'S TROUBLE IN
THE KITCHEN, SIR.

THE STAFF ARE REFUSING
TO SERVE BREAKFAST.

WHY?

THEY WON'T FILL
THE PRIVATE PATIENTS'
ORDERS, SIR.

IT'S BEN KEATING AGAIN.

I'M AFRAID
HE MEANS TROUBLE.

WELL, DON'T STAND
THERE LOOKING AT ME.

THINK!
THE PRIVATE PATIENTS

CAN HAVE ORDINARY
HOSPITAL FOOD.

WE CAN'T RISK A
CONFRONTATION TODAY.

WHY DIDN'T I THINK
OF THAT, SIR?

BECAUSE YOU'RE
A FOOL.

YES.

NOW DON'T
STAND THERE HOVERING.

GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN
AND SETTLE IT!

I'VE GOT IMPORTANT
PEOPLE WAITING FOR ME.

[FOOTSTEPS]

GOOD MORNING,
MR. POTTER.

YEAH.

OH, MR. POTTER?

MATRON AND MR. FIGG
AND THE GENTLEMAN
FROM SCOTLAND YARD

ARE IN THE PRINCESS
VICTORIA SUITE.

OH, MR. POTTER?

YEAH.
THEY'VE CALLED
FROM PARIS TO

SAY SIR ANTHONY
MOUNT IS ON HIS WAY

WITH LADY RAMSDEN.

I'VE GOT A BLEEP OUT

FOR PROFESSOR MILLAR
AND SIR GEOFFREY.

YOU BETTER REBLEEP THEM,
MISS TINKER.

WE'RE RUNNING
LATE ALREADY.

ANY NEWS OF
THE RADIOGRAPHERS?

THEY'VE SETTLED FOR 12%.

AND THE PSYCHOTHERAPISTS?

THEY'RE WORKING
NORMALLY.

OH, IF BILES HAS ANY
NEWS FROM THE KITCHENS,

SEND HIM THROUGH, HUH?

[CHUCKLES]

THANK YOU.

AH. THIS IS OUR MR. POTTER,
CHIEF SUPERINTENDENT.

THE MAN BEHIND TODAY'S
PLAN OF CAMPAIGN.

THIS IS CHIEF
SUPERINTENDENT JOHNS

FROM SCOTLAND YARD.

I'M SORRY TO BE LATE,
GENTLEMEN.

YOU'VE PROBABLY HEARD
WE'RE RUNNING UNDER STRAIN.

ANOTHER BOMB
THIS MORNING.

PLEASE BE SEATED.

LADY RAMSDEN
AND SIR ANTHONY MOUNT.

SIR ANTHONY.

YOUR LADYSHIP.

LADY FELICITY AND
SIR ANTHONY ARE FROM PARIS.

THEY WILL BE OUR
ADVISORS ON PROTOCOL.

THIS IS MATRON DUXBURY.

CHIEF SUPERINTENDENT JOHNS,

WHO WILL BE LOOKING
AFTER SECURITY,

AND MR. POTTER,
SENIOR ADMINISTRATOR.

PLEASE BE SEATED.

WE WERE HELD UP,
I'M AFRAID,

BY THOSE PICKETS
AT THE MAIN GATE.

THEY BOTHER ME,
GENTLEMEN.

HRH CANNOT BE
INVOLVED

IN ANY POLITICAL--
[MUMBLES].

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

POLITICAL NASTINESS.

CAN'T YOU
GET RID OF THEM?

ARREST THEM.

PERHAPS AN APPEAL
COULD BE MADE--

IMPOSSIBLE. THEY'RE
HOSPITAL EMPLOYEES

MAKING A LEGITIMATE
PROTEST IN THEIR
SPARE TIME.

WHICH THEY HAVE
FAR TOO MUCH OF.

SACK THEM.

MY DEAR SIR ANTHONY,

WE'RE NOT LIVING
IN THE 19th CENTURY.

IF YOU WANT TO BRING THIS
HOSPITAL TO A STANDSTILL,

THAT'S EXACTLY
THE WAY TO DO IT.

OH, I'M SORRY, GENTLEMEN.

THE OPERATING ROOM THEATER
IS CHOCK-A-BLOCK.

THIS IS SIR GEOFFREY
BROCKENHURST.

LADY FELICITY RAMSDEN
AND SIR ANTHONY MOUNT

FROM PARIS,

AND CHIEF SUPERINTENDENT
JOHNS FROM THE YARD.

YES, HELLO,
JOHNS.

CARRY ON, FIGG.

THIS IS THE 500th
ANNIVERSARY OF

THE FOUNDATION OF
BRITANNIA HOSPITAL

BY ROYAL CHARTER FROM
HER LATE, GRACIOUS MAJESTY

QUEEN ELIZABETH THE FIRST.

AND WE ARE INDEED
PRIVILEGED TO WELCOME

HER NOBLE DESCENDANT
WHOSE PRESENCE

WILL ADD LUSTER
TO OUR CELEBRATIONS.

HEAR, HEAR.

AND TODAY ALSO MARKS
ANOTHER MILESTONE

IN BRITANNIA'S HISTORY--

THE OFFICIAL OPENING
OF THE NEW MILLAR CENTER

FOR ADVANCED SURGICAL SCIENCE,

A GENEROUS GIFT
FROM OUR FRIENDS

AT BANZAI CHEMICALS TOKYO.

NOW IN ORDER THAT TODAY'S
PROGRAM SHOULD RUN

WITH CLOCKWORK PRECISION,

OUR MR. POTTER HAS
MASTERMINDED A PLAN OF
CAMPAIGN

WHICH HE WILL NOW EXPLAIN
IN DETAIL.

MR. POTTER?

RIGHT.

NOW, AS YOU ALL KNOW,
HER ROYAL HIGHNESS

WILL ARRIVE AT
THE HOSPITAL MAIN ENTRANCE

AT 11:15 A.M.
A POINT--

AFTER 1100 HOURS,

NO PERSONS MUST
BE ALLOWED TO SHOW

THEMSELVES ON
THE ROOF OR AT

THE UPPER STORY
WINDOWS.

WHY NOT?

I HAVE SNIPERS PLANTED
IN THE GROUNDS.

UH, MAKE A MEMO ON THAT,
MISS DIAMOND.

WILL DO, MR. FIGG.

YOU WILL SEE FROM YOUR MAPS,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

THE ROUTE OF
THE ROYAL VISIT.

UH, IT CAN BE DIVIDED
INTO 3 PHASES--

PHASE 1: ARRIVAL AND TOUR,

PHASE 2: LUNCHEON,

PHASE 3: THE OPENING
OF THE MILLAR CENTER

FOR ADVANCED
SURGICAL SCIENCE,

AND PROFESSOR MILLAR'S
ADDRESS AND DEMONSTRATION.

ISN'T THE GREAT MAN
GOING TO HONOR US

WITH HIS PRESENCE?

WHERE IS PROFESSOR MILLAR?

I'VE BLEEPED HIM
RED, MR. FIGG.

YOU BETTER REBLEEP HIM,
MISS TINKER.

URGENT, DOUBLE RED.

MATRON, HAVE YOU
MADE A SELECTION

OF PATIENTS FOR
PRESENTATION?

I HAVE.

NOTHING TOO
GRUESOME, I HOPE.

AS THEY SHRANK,
THE SEAS CAST

MILLIONS OF UNADAPTED
AQUATIC CREATURES

ONTO NEWLY
CREATED BEACHES.

DEPRIVED OF
THEIR FAMILIAR
ENVIRONMENT,

THESE DIED.

ONLY A FORTUNATE FEW
ORGANICALLY SUITED

TO AMPHIBIAN EXISTENCE

SURVIVED THE SHOCK
OF CHANGE.

TODAY, THE HUMAN RACE IS
UNDERGOING A CHANGE

AS CATASTROPHIC.

THOSE WHO CANNOT ADAPT
WILL PERISH,

WASHED UP ON THE SHORES
OF THE FUTURE.

IT IS OUR JOB--

HOLD IT!

HAVE TO CHANGE
THE MAG.

SORRY ABOUT THAT,
SIR.

I'LL GIVE YOU
AN OVERLAP.

THAT WAS SUPER,
PROFESSOR.

NOT TOO RAREFIED?

NO, JUST LIKE THAT,
ABSOLUTELY...

SUPER.
OH, THANK YOU.

[BEEPING]

DAMN THIS THING.

OK, RUNNING.

READY. TAKE ONE.

ACTION.

TODAY, THE HUMAN RACE
IS UNDERGOING A CHANGE

AS CATASTROPHIC.

THOSE WHO CANNOT ADAPT
WILL PERISH,

WASHED UP ON THE SHORES
OF THE FUTURE.

COME WITH ME.

AND WHAT IS
THE MOST POWERFUL

POTENTIAL WEAPON
IN MAN'S POSSESSION?

HIS OWN BRAIN.

THE HUMAN BRAIN,
MADE UP OF

10 BILLION NEURONS...

EACH NEURON
THE POSSIBILITY

OF A THOUGHT.

WE COULD HAVE
10 BILLION IDEAS

IF WE COULD ONLY FIND
A WAY TO HARVEST FULLY

THE ENERGY AND POTENTIAL
OF THE BRAIN.

[WHIRRS]

AND WHAT IS MORE,

IT IS EXTRAORDINARILY
NUTRITIOUS.

HA HA HA HA!

93 BITE INDEX,
3.2 SECONDS.

94 AMC,
THUMBS 6.5 SECONDS.

WHAT IS IT, NURSE?

DOCTOR, MY HEAD
IS SPLITTING.

I REALLY NEED TO LIE DOWN.

WE ARE ON DUTY,
NURSE!

[RINGING]

PROFESSOR MILLAR'S
IN CONFERENCE.

I REALLY CAN'T
DISTURB HIM.

Miss Tinker:
IT'S DOUBLE RED.

THE PARTY FROM THE PALACE
ARE WAITING IN ADMIN.

VERY WELL.
I'LL TRY.

90% OF THE BRAIN,
AND HITHERTO--

Houston:
PROFESSOR MILLAR?

YES?

I'M SORRY TO
INTERRUPT YOU, PROFESSOR.

MR. POTTER IS BLEEPING YOU
DOUBLE RED FROM ADMIN.

I'LL BE WITH HIM
IN A JIFFY, HOUSTON.

SORRY ABOUT THAT, PEOPLE.

NO, THAT WAS SUPER!

SUPER FOR ATMOSPHERE.
GOT THAT, RED?

NO, I'M SORRY.
I MISSED THE ENTRY.

WOULD YOU MIND
TOO MUCH, DOCTOR?

COULD YOU GIVE US
THAT AGAIN?

THE--THE--THE WHOLE BIT?

FROM THE TOP.
I'LL GIVE YOU ACTION--

MM-HMM.
AND RED WILL BE
WAITING FOR YOU.

CERTAINLY!

STAND BY.

OH, NURSE, QUICK, PLEASE!
A MIRROR--

I NEED A MIRROR
QUICK, PLEASE!

THANKS!

ACTION!

ACTION.

[KNOCKING]

Professor Millar:
YES?

Houston: I'M SORRY TO
INTERRUPT YOU, PROFESSOR.

THE PARTY ARE HERE
FROM THE PALACE,

AND MR. POTTER IS--

[GASPING]

WHERE THE HELL
HAVE YOU BEEN?

IT'S FREEZING OUT
THERE!

[GRUNTING]

PSST! QUICK,
HERE.

HEY!
COME ON.

COME ON!

[MILLAR TALKING]

Millar: 90% OF
THE HUMAN BRAIN

SHOWS A BARE MINIMUM
OF ELECTRICAL ACTIVITY--

VIRTUALLY DARK.

ALL THIS...

IT REPRESENTS
A CLEAR ACTIVITY

SOURCE OF UNLIMITED
POTENTIAL.

I HAVE BEEN EXPLORING
THE ORGANIC EXPANSION

OF THIS LIMBIC ZONE.

MY AIM IS NOTHING LESS
THAN ITS FULL
OCCUPATION.

THEN WE SHALL SEE
WONDERS.

WE ARE...

WAIT HERE.

WHAT?

WAIT HERE!

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

[HOUSTON TALKING]

Houston:
39 A, 36 D...

2-0.

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

MacMillan: LEFT LINE
2 SECONDS SLOW.

OTHER LINE
4.3 SECONDS FAST,

LIVER AND LIGHT TRAINING
6 SECONDS.

ONCE AGAIN FROM POSITION 15.

REFORM.

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

39 A, 13 B.

7. 19 C.

21 B.

11 H, 18 K,

26 B.

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

[MacMILLAN CONTINUES]

SECTION 8. AT 12:17,
HER ROYAL HIGHNESS

WOULD LEAVE AND PROCEED
DIRECTLY TO

THE PRINCESS VICTORIA SUITE
FOR PRESENTATIONS

AND LUNCHEON.

NOW, THERE IS A NAME,
WHICH I THINK HAS BEEN

UNFORTUNATELY OMITTED FROM
THOSE INVITED TO LUNCH

AT HRH's TABLE.

I AM REFERRING TO
MRS. GRIMSHAW.

AND WHO IS
MRS. GRIMSHAW?

SHE IS THE BRANCH
SECRETARY OF COHSE--

THE COFEDERATION OF
HOSPITAL SERVICE EMPLOYEES.

IF YOU INVITE
ONE UNION
REPRESENTATIVE,

YOU'LL HAVE TO
INVITE THE LOT.

GOD FORBID.
I REALLY DON'T THINK--

SORRY, POTTER,
IT'S JUST NOT ON.

OF COURSE WE DON'T WANT TO
EMBARRASS HER ROYAL HIGHNESS...

GENTLEMEN, I'M--AND
LADY FELICITY--

I MUST SPEAK
FRANKLY.

I CANNOT GUARANTEE
THE STABILITY OF
THIS HOSPITAL

UNLESS THE DULY ELECTED
REPRESENTATIVES

OF THE WORKFORCE ARE
PERMITTED TO DEMONSTRATE

THEIR LOYALTY.

WHAT DO YOU THINK,
CHIEF SUPERINTENDENT?

MY RESPONSIBILITY
ENDS AT THE DOOR.

Mount:
HOW MANY OF THESE
REPRESENTATIVES?

3 WILL DO IT.

NO MORE THAN 3.

RIGHT. THEN
THAT'S SETTLED.

MAKE A MEMO,
MISS DIAMOND.

WILL DO,
MR. FIGG.

Felicity:
AND AFTER LUNCH?

WE ALL PROCEED
TO THE CENTER
FOR THE OPENING

AND PROFESSOR
MILLAR'S
DEMONSTRATION.

AND WHEN ARE WE TO BE
PRIVILEGED TO HEAR

THE EXACT NATURE
OF THIS DEMONSTRATION?

YOU MEAN
YOU DON'T KNOW?

OH, SURELY.

NO DOUBT WE SHALL
HEAR THE DETAILS

FROM PROFESSOR
MILLAR HIMSELF.

HE IS ON HIS WAY NOW.

Millar: THE WHALE,
THE PORPOISE,
AND THE DOLPHIN

HAVE BRAINS 20 TIMES
LARGER THAN MAN,

YET MAN HAS LEARNED
TO WRITE, MAKE FIRE,
AND FLY.

WHERE DO THESE
EXTRAORDINARY GIFTS
COME FROM?

DEAD CENTER
OF THE HUMAN BRAIN

LIES THE LEGENDARY
PINEAL GLAND.

THE ANCIENT EGYPTIANS
AND THE AZTECS

KNEW A THING OR TWO
ABOUT THE PINEAL GLAND,

AND SO DID THE GREEKS,
BUT ALL THAT HAS BEEN LOST

OVER THE PAST 5,000 YEARS.

THERE IS INCREDIBLE POWER
LOCKED UP IN THERE,

POWER WHICH HAS NEVER
BEEN UNLEASHED

BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN THOUGHT
BEYOND THE ABILITY
OF MANKIND

TO CONTROL IT.

I KNOW HOW TO CONTROL
THAT POWER.

ONE FINAL DETAIL.
CATERING. MISS TINKER.

LUNCHEONS ARE COMING
FROM FORTNUMS--

THEIR TOP EXECUTIVE MENU
AT 45 POUNDS A HEAD

WITH CHAMPAGNE
AND TWO WINES,

FLOWERS FROM THE ROYAL
HORTICULTURAL SOCIETY--

[DOOR OPENS]

Millar: ...A MIRACLE
FOR EVERY MEMBER
OF HOMO SAPIENS.

SORRY, EVERYONE.
SORRY. SORRY.

I HOPE I HAVEN'T
KEPT YOU WAITING.

OH, PROFESSOR MILLAR.

THIS IS LADY FELICITY
RAMSDEN AND SIR ANTHONY
MOUNT FROM THE PALACE.

HOW DO YOU DO?

HOW DO YOU DO?

AND CHIEF SUPERINTENDENT
JOHNS FROM THE YARD.

WHO ARE
THESE PEOPLE?

THIS IS PETER
MANCINI OF THE BBC.

HI.

AND HIS EXPERT CREW.

PETER IS DOING ME
IN DEPTH FOR THE BEEB.

Geoffrey:
THIS IS SHEER
PUBLICITY-SEEKING.

IT'S AGAINST ALL
MEDICAL ETHICS.

GET OFF.

[SHOUTING]

I CAN ASSURE YOU
I HAVE NO NEED
TO SEEK PUBLICITY.

Potter:
MR. MANCINI, I MUST
ASK YOU TO WITHDRAW.

YES, I'M AFRAID
WE REALLY MUST INSIST.

Geoffrey: AND TAKE
THESE PEOPLE WITH YOU.

SORRY, PETER.

APOLOGIES, GENTLEMEN.
NO WISH TO OFFEND.

WE'LL WAIT FOR YOU
OUTSIDE, SIR.

Potter:
WE'VE COVERED MOST
OF THE DETAILS

IN YOUR ABSENCE,
PROFESSOR MILLAR.

THERE JUST REMAINS
THE QUESTION

OF YOUR LECTURE
AND PERFORMANCE.

DEMONSTRATION.

MMM.

WHAT WILL THIS DEMONSTRATION
CONSIST OF, PROFESSOR?

MAN REMADE.

AND WHAT IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO SIGNIFY?

EXACTLY
WHAT IT SAYS.

I DON'T LIKE
THE SOUND OF THIS.

I HOPE IT WON'T
BE ANYTHING OFFENSIVE.

WE'LL BE LUCKY IF
THAT'S ALL IT IS.

Millar: IT WILL MARK
THE BEGINNING

OF A NEW EPOCH
IN MEDICAL SCIENCE.

MEDICAL SCIENCE?
YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR;
YOU'RE A VAMPIRE.

TO YOU, PATIENTS
AREN'T SUFFERING BEINGS
TO BE CURED.

THEY'RE RAW MATERIAL
FOR YOUR EGOMANIA.

MY TRANSPLANTS WORK.

THEY ARE THE FUTURE.

BUT WHOSE FUTURE?

I SAVE LIFE EVERY DAY.

GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN.

IF MEDICINE WAS
LEFT TO PEOPLE
LIKE YOU,

SURGEONS WOULD
STILL BE OPERATING
IN BARBERSHOPS!

YOU WILL NEVER RISE
ABOVE YOUR MASTECTOMIES

AND GALLSTONES!

CHARLATAN!

I CAN CHANGE LIFE!

AS, GENTLEMEN
AND LADIES,

YOU WILL SHORTLY
BE PRIVILEGED

TO WITNESS.

THAT MAN'S AN
UNMITIGATED BLACKGUARD!

Felicity:
DANGEROUS, TO BOOT.

MR. FIGG, I NEED
YOUR ASSURANCE

THAT MILLAR'S
DEMONSTRATION

WILL NOT BE
OFFENSIVE TO HRH.

SIR ANTHONY, PROFESSOR
MILLAR'S METHODS

MAY BE UNORTHODOX,
BUT HE IS A GENIUS
IN HIS FIELD.

AS IS SIR GEOFFREY
IN HIS.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

YES, BILES.
WHAT IS IT?

Biles: IT'S THE KITCHEN
STAFF, MR. POTTER.

THEY'RE AT FLASH POINT.

DIDN'T YOU FOLLOW
MY INSTRUCTIONS?

IT'S ESCALATED, SIR.

THEY'RE REFUSING TO ADMIT
THE ROYAL LUNCHEONS.

THEY'RE PICKETING
THE FORTNUMS MAN.

EXCUSE ME, LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN.

I SHALL HAVE TO
DEAL WITH THIS
PERSONALLY.

I SUGGEST
WE MEET IN EXACTLY
15 MINUTES

IN THE MAIN HALL
FOR OUR TOUR OF
INSPECTION.

BILES.

[METAL CLANGING]

[SINGING]

THIS COULD BE
A MAJOR CONFRONTATION.

STICK CLOSE TO ME, LAD.

TAKE YOUR LUNCHEON
AND BACK AWAY,
POTTER!

YOU KNOW WHERE
YOU CAN PUT IT!

Ben: HELLO, POTTER.
ABOUT TIME.

Potter: WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE?

GET THAT VAN
UNLOADED AT ONCE.

DON'T BUDGE, GIRLS.
NOTHING DOING, POTTER.

THOSE LUNCHES ARE
STAYING IN THAT VAN.

Man: GOOD MORNING,
MR. POTTER.

ROCHESTER OF
FORTNUMS.

I MUST ASK YOU
TO TAKE DELIVERY

OF 65 AMBASSADOR-CLASS
LUNCHES.

ADRIAN.

WHAT'S THIS?

AN INVOICE, SIR.

2,925 POUNDS.

THERE.

OF COURSE, SIR.

THESE LUNCHES
ARE NONRETURNABLE.

THEY'LL HAVE TO BE
UNLOADED.

THIS VAN IS NEEDED
ELSEWHERE.

BILES, GET THOSE LUNCHES
OUT OF THE VAN.

ASSIST HIM, ADRIAN.

ANY FURTHER
AND WE'LL KNOCK
YOUR BLOCKS OFF.

THAT STUFF IS NOT
COMING IN, POTTER.

OH, NOW LOOK, MAN.

WE DON'T NEED
ANY UGLINESS,
DO WE?

I'D LIKE TO TALK
TO YOUR MAN.

WE'RE ALL
GOOD FRIENDS HERE.

SO LET'S HAVE SOME
REASONABLE DIALOGUE,
SHALL WE, HMM?

ALL RIGHT, POTTER.

GOOD CHAP.

BILES.

COME ON.

[STAFF SHOUTING]

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
BOYS AND GIRLS.

WE'LL HEAR WHAT
MR. POTTER'S GOT TO SAY.

FREDERICK.

THANK YOU.

NOW, I'M NOT HERE
TO ORDER.

I'M HERE TO APPEAL.

THIS IS A GREAT DAY
FOR BRITANNIA,

AND WE CAN'T INSULT
OUR DISTINGUISHED GUESTS.

THOSE LUNCHES
ARE AN INSULT.

THEY IMPLY

MY PEOPLE ARE NOT
SKILLED ENOUGH

TO PRODUCE FOOD
WORTHY OF ROYALTY.

WE'RE NOT WEARING
IT, POTTER.

Woman: HE'S CALLING
US WORK-SHY.

AIN'T OUR COOKING GOOD
ENOUGH FOR HER, THEN?

YEAH, WHERE DOES SHE
THINK SHE IS,

THE RITZ?

YEAH, WHAT DOES
SHE WANT?
CAVIAR AND CHIPS?

MAN, PERHAPS WE COULD
HAVE A QUIET WORD?

YOUR PLEASURE.

Man: GIVE IT TO
HIM, BEN!

[STAFF SHOUTING]

Man: WE SHALL NOT
BE MOVED, BEN!

Staff: * WE SHALL NOT,
WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED *

BEN, I KNOW
THESE OCCASIONS

MEAN A GREAT DEAL
OF EXTRA WORK
FOR YOU,

AND DON'T THINK
IT ISN'T
APPRECIATED.

IT'S NOT THE WORK,
MR. POTTER.

IT'S THE INSULT
TO THEIR PROFESSIONAL
PRIDE.

OH, THAT'S
A COMPLETE
MISUNDERSTANDING.

HOW TACTLESS OF ME.

VERY WILLING
TO APOLOGIZE, BEN.

I'M SURE MY LADS
AND LASSES WOULD
APPRECIATE THAT.

OF COURSE YOU REALIZE,
BEN, THEY'RE GONNA NEED

SOMEONE TO REPRESENT
THEM AT THE CEREMONY.

I WAS GOING TO ASK
YOU TO SIT WITH HRH
AT HER TABLE,

BUT OF COURSE,
IF THE MEALS AREN'T--

THAT'S ANOTHER GESTURE
MY PEOPLE WOULD
CERTAINLY APPRECIATE.

[STAFF SHOUTING]

VERY OFTEN,
ON THESE OCCASIONS,

WHEN A WORKERS'
REPRESENTATIVE
IS SINGLED OUT

FOR SPECIAL DUTY
OF THIS KIND,

HE MAY FIND
HE'S EXPECTED
TO ACCEPT

SOME TOKEN
OF ACKNOWLEDGEMENT,

AN M.B.E., SAY.

WHAT ABOUT
AN O.B.E.?

IT'S POSSIBLE.

Staff: * WE SHALL
NOT BE MOVED *

[CHEERING]

LADS AND LASSES,
I'M HAPPY TO TELL YOU

THE MAN HAS BEEN
LISTENING TO REASON.

FROM THIS TIME ON,
NO SPECIAL MEALS
WILL BE SERVED

UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
TO THE PRIVATE PATIENTS!

[STAFF CHEERING]

BUT TO AVOID ANY
UNNECESSARY EMBARRASSMENT

TO OUR ROYAL GUESTS,
I HAVE AGREED

THAT ON THIS
OCCASION ONLY,

THE LUNCHES
MAY BE SERVED.

I'M SURE YOU'LL AGREE,
BOYS AND GIRLS,

THIS REPRESENTS
A SIGNIFICANT VICTORY
FOR DEMOCRACY.

I THANK YOU.

[STAFF MURMURING]

Potter: THANK YOU,
MY GOOD FRIEND BEN
AND ALL OF YOU

FOR SHOWING ONCE AGAIN

THAT THE BRITISH
WORKING MAN--

Woman: AND WOMAN.

[STAFF CHEERING]

AND WOMAN WILL ALWAYS
PUT UNITY BEFORE ANARCHY,

LOYALTY BEFORE SELF,
COMMON SENSE BEFORE
DISRUPTIVE STRIFE.

GOD BLESS YOU ALL.

* SHOULD AULD ACQUAINTANCE
BE FORGOT *

* AND NEVER BROUGHT TO MIND?

* SHOULD AULD ACQUAINTANCE
BE FORGOT *

* AND DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE?

* FOR AULD--

FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES,

IN 15 MINUTES WE WILL
BEGIN AN OPERATION

WHICH WILL CROWN
THE MONTHS--

NAY, YEARS OF OUR
WORK TOGETHER.

WE HAVE WORKED
NOT FOR GLORY

NOR FOR REWARD

BUT IN THE PURE
BENEVOLENT SPIRIT

OF SCIENCE.

BE SURE THAT WHATEVER
HONORS MAY ACCRUE TO ME

AS CONCEIVER AND DESIGNER
OF THIS GREAT EXPERIMENT,

YOUR PART IN IT
WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN.

GALILEO, FREUD, AND EINSTEIN

GAVE A NEW DIMENSION
TO HUMANITY.

TODAY WE FOLLOW
IN THEIR FOOTSTEPS.

WE HAVE 48 MINUTES EXACTLY
IN WHICH TO CARRY OUT
OUR OPERATION.

ABSOLUTE PRECISION OF TIMING
IS ESSENTIAL.

DR. MacMILLAN,
PRELIMINARY CHECK,
PLEASE.

COMPONENT INVENTORY
BY TABLES.

TABLE 1.

TABLE 1--THORAX,
RIGHT KIDNEY, LEFT LUNG,

AORTIC ARTERY,
LOWER RIGHT FEMUR,
LIVER, AND LEGS.

TABLE 2.

SPINE, BLADDER,
UPPER GUT, PANCREAS,
RIGHT BUTTOCK.

TABLE 3.

Man: LEFT DIGITALS,
KNEECAPS RIGHT AND LEFT,

SPLEEN, RIGHT SHOULDER,
AND CHIN.

MacMillan: TABLE 4.

Man: RIGHT SHANK,
LEFT ELBOW, ANKLES,
BIG TOES.

NURSE PERSIL
FOR OVERLORD. INTRO.

[BUZZ]

[MILLAR CONTINUES
INDISTINCTLY]

HEY.

[DOOR CLOSES]

Millar: PROCEED BY TABLES
AND FILE TO FURTHER ASSEMBLY.

[SQUEAK]

Man: WHO ARE YOU?

Second man: WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?

Third man:
WHO IS THAT?

WHAT IS THAT
YOU'VE GOT THERE?

AAH!

KILL HIM!

[ALL SHOUTING]

WHAT'S GOING ON?

EXPLAIN YOURSELF.

GET RID OF HIM.

HA HA HA!

NGAMI. NGAMI.

FANTASTIC.

Reporter: PRESIDENT NGAMI'S
PRESENCE IN BRITAIN

HAS AROUSED STRONG PROTEST,

INCLUDING SEVERAL THREATS
AGAINST HIS LIFE.

[ALL SHOUTING]

HEY, THEY DON'T
LIKE THIS GUY.

WONDER WHY NOT.

HE EATS CHILDREN.

HE SHITS DIAMONDS.

NGAMI. NGAMI.

THIS IS EPIC.

HEY, WHERE'S
LITTLE MIKE?

WHERE'S SPIDER?
I GOT TO PUT
THIS ON FILM.

HELLO. SPIDER?
RED CALLING SPIDER.

NGAMI. SUPERSTAR.

COME ON, MIKE.
WAKE UP.

MacMillan: CAUCASIAN,
MALE, AGE ABOUT 32,

EXTRAORDINARY
CEPHALIC DEVELOPMENT,

MILD CONCUSSION,
NOTHING STRUCTURAL.

NURSE PERSIL,
GIVE THIS MAN

A 55-CC INJECTION
OF SODIUM PENTOTHAL,

THE CEREBRAL ARTERY.

55 CCs,
NURSE PERSIL.

Travis: MM, MM, MM...

AMANDA...

NURSE PERSIL,
THE CEREBRAL
ARTERY.

[CAMERA ROLLING]

NOT THIS ONE,
PETER.

Woman: * HE WAS WONDERFUL

* WONDERFUL

Bernie:
ONLY 95 MINUTES LEFT NOW
BEFORE THE ROYAL ARRIVAL,

AND EVERYBODY IS CLIMBING
INTO THEIR GLAD RAGS,

EVEN ME.

OH, WHAT A GLAD DAY
THIS IS GOING TO BE.

THE PADRE HAS GIVEN US
A SPECIAL BLESSING.

FLORRIE IS
GIVING US A SPECIAL LUNCH,

AND IF YOU LISTEN CAREFULLY,
YOU CAN HEAR

ALL THOSE WONDERFUL,
LOYAL SUBJECTS OUT THERE

WHO'VE COME HERE JUST SO THAT
THEY CAN CATCH A GLIMPSE

OF OUR SPECIAL, SPECIAL VISITOR.

* 1, 2, 3, 4

* KICK NGAMI OUT THE DOOR

* 5, 6, 7, 8

* HE'S THE ONE
THAT WE ALL HATE *

* 1, 2, 3, 4

* KICK NGAMI OUT THE DOOR

* 5, 6, 7, 8

* HE'S THE ONE
THAT WE ALL HATE *

HEY, RED, IT'S A GIG.
HEE HEE HEE!

COME ON.
LET'S GET INTO IT.

IT'S ABOUT TIME WE HAD
SOME ACTION AROUND HERE.

* HE'S THE ONE
THAT WE ALL HATE *

* 1, 2, 3, 4

* KICK NGAMI OUT THE DOOR

* 1, 2, 3, 4

* KICK NGAMI OUT THE DOOR

* 5, 6, 7, 8

* HE'S THE ONE
THAT WE ALL HATE *

* 1, 2, 3, 4

* KICK NGAMI OUT THE DOOR...

HA HA HA! WHOO!

BOOGEDY BOOGEDY
BOOGEDY BOOGEDY!

WHOO WHOO HOO!

* 1, 2, 3, 4

* KICK NGAMI OUT THE DOOR

* 5, 6, 7, 8

* HE'S THE ONE
THAT WE ALL HATE *

* 1, 2, 3, 4...

THOSE PICKETS ARE
GETTING VERY ROWDY,
CHIEF SUPERINTENDENT.

WE'RE COUNTING
ON YOU, JOHNS.

OH, WE'VE GOT
AN EYE ON THEM, SIR.

APOLOGIES,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

EVERYTHING
IS SORTED OUT.

NOW, IF YOU'D CARE
TO FOLLOW ME,

WE'LL COMMENCE THE ROUTE
MARKED OUT ON YOUR MAPS.

[SLAMMING]

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO BE OUT OF HERE
BY 10:00.

WE'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR THE RIGHT COLOR,
MR. POTTER.

THIS STUFF
THEY SENT ALONG
JUST DOESN'T MATCH.

WE'VE GOT PRIDE
IN OUR CRAFT, SIR,

JUST THE SAME
AS YOU.

YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER
10 MINUTES,

AND I'M HAVING ALL
THIS STUFF REMOVED
AND YOU WITH IT.

VICTORY CONCOURSE,

WHERE HER ROYAL HIGHNESS
WILL COMMENCE HER TOUR.

MATRON.

WITH 53 WARDS
AND OVER 1,100 BEDS,

BRITANNIA IS
THE SENIOR HOSPITAL

FOR THE SOUTHEASTERN
CAPITAL AREA,

PROVIDING COMPLETE
MEDICAL CARE

FOR A POPULATION
OF 2.75 MILLION PEOPLE.

OUR NURSING STAFF OF OVER 3,000
HANDLES A TURNOVER

OF APPROXIMATELY
90,000 PATIENTS A YEAR.

AHEM.

WE CANNOT, OF COURSE,
HOPE TO DEMONSTRATE

THE FULL RANGE
OF OUR ACTIVITIES TO HRH,

BUT WE HAVE
ENDEAVORED TO MAKE
A REPRESENTATIVE SELECTION.

WE START
THROUGH HERE.

[UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING]

IT'S THE BEST
OF THE WARD.

WOMEN'S
POSTOPERATIVE,

ONE OF
OUR OLDEST.
AND QUIETEST.

WHO HAVE YOU GOT
FOR US, MATRON?

FOURTH ON THE RIGHT--
MISS ROUNTREE.

ONE OF OUR
EASIEST PATIENTS,
MISS ROUNTREE.

SHE'S BEEN WITH US
FOR TWO YEARS.

SHE'S COMPLETELY
PARALYZED--STRESS.

HER SISTER WAS LOST
IN A PLANE CRASH
IN ICELAND,

A GRADUAL
DETERIORATION.

SHE CAN ONLY COMMUNICATE
WITH HER EYES.

EMINENTLY SUITABLE.

KINDLY FOLLOW ME, PLEASE,
IN THROUGH HERE.

[EKG BEEPING]

OUR MOST RESPECTED
FOREIGN MINISTER
SINCE PALMERSTON.

TERMINAL,
I'M AFRAID.

[KNOCKS]

HUH?

OUR FRIENDS FROM
THE PALACE, SIR HUBERT.

THEY WOULDN'T
LISTEN TO ME.

YOU WOULDN'T
LISTEN TO ME.

THIS SCEPTER'D ISLE,

THIS OTHER EDEN,
DEMI-PARADISE,

THIS PRECIOUS STONE
SET IN THE SILVER SEA,

THIS BLESSED PLOT,

THIS REALM,
THIS ENGLAND--

[GASPS]

OHH...

[LONG BEEP]

HE'S GONE.

[BEEP STOPS]

PITY. HE'D HAVE
APPRECIATED A VISIT.

THE RUDYARD KIPLING
WARD--

BRITANNIA'S MOST
MODERN INSTALLATION,

BUILT AND EQUIPPED
LAST YEAR

AT A COST
OF 2 MILLION POUNDS

DONATED BY
THE MASONIC BROTHERHOOD.

SIR GEOFFREY.

WELL, THE KIPLING
IS OUR PRIDE AND JOY.

IT FEATURES ALL
THE MOST ADVANCED
NURSING TECHNIQUES.

CLOSED-CIRCUIT VIDEO
AND RADIO SYSTEMS

ENABLE ONE NURSE
TO TEND THE NEEDS

OF 17 PATIENTS
INSTEAD OF 3,

AND ALL EQUIPMENT
IN THIS WARD

IS BRITISH-DESIGNED
AND MADE.

SIR ANTHONY.

Reporter:
...THE FINAL COUNTDOWN.

THE ASTRONAUTS HAVE HAD
THEIR LAST INSPECTION.

THE WORLD STANDS WAITING
AS THE SECONDS TICK BY.

30, 29--

Anthony:
VERY IMPRESSED.

UNFORTUNATELY,
THE WARD IS NOT IN USE

AT THIS MOMENT
IN TIME.

SHORTAGE OF
CLEANING STAFF.

3, 2, 1...

BLASTOFF.

PERFECT START AS MANKIND
MAKES ANOTHER GREAT LEAP
INTO THE FUTURE.

[DOOR OPENS]

BLIMEY. EVITA.
HA HA HA!

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

WELL...

NOBODY TOLD ME
IT WAS CHRISTMAS.

THERE'S NOTHING
DEMEANING IN SHOWING
RESPECT, BEN.

IT'S NICE
TO SEE YOU IN A TIE.

BORROWED IT OFF OF
ONE OF THE LADS.

AH, HELLO.

HERE'S ANOTHER CANDIDATE
FOR THE HOUSE OF LORDS.

BEN, PHYLLIS.

I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SEE THE DAY.

IF ONLY MY DEAR OLD
GRANDDAD COULD'VE BEEN HERE.

THAT MUST BE HIS
SUIT YOU'RE WEARING.

IT'S A BIT TIGHT.

TAKE NO NOTICE
OF HIM, TOM.

YOU LOOK
A REAL GENTLEMAN.

WHAT ARE
WE SUPPOSED
TO CALL HER?

OH, I'VE GOT
BUTTERFLIES.

YOUR HIGHNESS,
OF COURSE.

SHE'S A ROYAL,
ISN'T SHE?

NO. YOUR ROYAL
HIGHNESS, SURELY.

WELL, I'M NOT
GONNA CALL HER
ANYTHING.

BEN...

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO EAT AT FORTNUMS.

SHH.

LADY FELICITY,
SIR ANTHONY,

THIS IS MRS. GRIMSHAW
OF COHSE,

MR. BEN KEATING
OF NUPE,

AND MR. TOM SHARKEY
OF THE AMALGAMATED ENGINEERS.

NOW, WHEN YOU MEET
HER ROYAL HIGHNESS,

THE LADIES CURTSY,
THE GENTLEMEN BOW,

AND YOU'LL SAY,
"HONOREDTOMEETYOUMA'AM."

HOW'S THAT AGAIN?

PARDON?

HONOREDTOMEETYOUMA'AM.

"HONORED
TO MEET YOU, MA'AM."

NOW, SHALL WE TRY?

ALL TOGETHER. NOW.

HONORED TO MEET
YOU, MA'AM.

HONORED
TO MEET YOU, MA'AM.

I'M SURE WE CAN
DO BETTER THAN THAT.

LADY FELICITY?
NOW WATCH.

Both: HONORED
TO MEET YOU, MA'AM.

NOW TRY AGAIN.

All: HONORED TO MEET YOU, MA'AM.

MUCH BETTER.
MUCH BETTER.

OH.
OH, DEAR.

THAT'S NOT
INDUSTRIAL ACTION, IS IT?

NO, OUT OF
THE QUESTION.

I HOPE THERE'S
NOT GOING TO BE
ANY TROUBLE.

NO, NO. IT'S ALL RIGHT,
SIR ANTHONY.

WE HAVE FULL AUXILIARY SUPPLIES
IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY.

BILES, YOU BETTER
RUN DOWN TO THE BALLROOM
AND CHECK, WILL YOU?

Tom: MY BOYS WOULDN'T
BE PARTY TO ANY INSULT
TO THE ROYAL FAMILY.

Anthony: I'M PLEASED
TO HEAR THAT.

ONE FINAL THING.

WHEN YOU SHAKE HANDS
WITH HRH, DON'T GRIP,

JUST THE LIGHTEST
OF TOUCHES.

Johns:
QUIET A MOMENT. SHH.

[PEOPLE SHOUTING]

THAT'S A CROWD.

GOOD GOD!

OI, YOU DEVIL NGAMI!
COME OUT!

THIS IS
AN OUTRAGE.

THAT'S ELISHA ODINGU,
OR I'M A DUTCHMAN.

Elisha: YOU CAN'T
STAY IN THERE FOREVER!

THE PEOPLE'S REVOLUTIONARY PARTY
DEMANDS VENGEANCE

FOR YOUR ATROCITIES!

[ALL CHANTING "VENGEANCE"]

Felicity: THIS
IS A DISASTER.

DISASTER?
IT'S A CATASTROPHE.

CAN'T SAY I DIDN'T
WARN YOU, MR. POTTER.

[ALL CHEERING]

Elisha: WE WILL JOIN
OUR BROTHERS AND OUR SISTERS

OF THE INTERNATIONAL
REVOLUTIONARY MOVEMENT!

[CROWD CHEERING]

Elisha: THEIR STRUGGLE
IS OUR STRUGGLE!

[CROWD CHEERING]

CAPITALIST IMPERIALISM
IS OUR COMMON ENEMY!

[CROWD CHEERING]

CAPITALISM MEANS WAR,
UNEMPLOYMENT, POVERTY,

RACIAL AND SEXUAL OPPRESSION!

[ALL CHEERING]

ONLY BY COMPLETE DESTRUCTION
OF CAPITALISM

CAN WE MAKE AN END
TO THE EXPLOITERS,

THE VERMIN WHO THREATEN US
AND OUR CHILDREN

WITH THEIR DEATH DEALING.

[ALL CHEERING]

OH, IT'S GETTING
OUT OF HAND.

Woman: WE WILL MEET VIOLENCE
WITH VIOLENCE...

RED TO SPIDER.
WHERE ARE YOU?

RED TO SPIDER.
LET'S HEAR FROM YOU.

HEY, WHAT
ARE YOU UP TO?

COME ON.
LET'S MAKE MOVIES.

HEY, COME BACK.
MOVIES!

SAMMY BOY!

Woman: AND YOU
WITH THAT MEDIA LACKEY

WHO TURN HUMAN SUFFERING
INTO ENTERTAINMENT

FOR THE CAPITALIST
BOURGEOISIE.

PLEASE.

HA HA HA!

[ENGINE REVVING]

[TIRES SCREECH]

[GEARS GRINDING]

[ENGINE REVVING]

Sammy: COME ON! YEAH! YOU!

YAAH! HA HA HA!

TOP OF THE WORLD!

YAAH!

THERE IS NO WAY I CAN AUTHORIZE
A VISIT BY HRH

UNDER THESE
CONDITIONS.

YOU GAVE US
YOUR ASSURANCE

THAT THERE WOULD BE
NO UNPLEASANTNESS.

BUT THIS
IS QUITE BEYOND
OUR JURISDICTION.

WE CAN'T CANCEL NOW.
THERE'S TOO MUCH AT STAKE.

THAT'S NOT
A USUAL CROWD.

THEY'RE THE RIFFRAFF
OF THE WELFARE STATE.

WELL, THEY'RE
NOT MY PEOPLE.

THAT'S YOUR LOT
OUT THERE, BEN.

WHY DON'T YOU GET THEM
UNDER CONTROL?

THEY'VE BEEN
PROVOKED BEYOND
ENDURANCE.

ASSHOLES.

Phyllis: OHH!
OH, MY FACE.

OH! GET BACK.

Potter: TOM, HELP ME
WITH THE SHUTTERS.

OH, YEAH. YES.

ALL RIGHT.

Johns: SIR ANTHONY,
A CALL TO THE PALACE.

TELL THEM
TO DIVERT HRH.

HERE'S
AN OUTSIDE LINE.

I'M NOT GOING
TO BE BLIND, AM I?

NOW JUST SIT VERY,
VERY STILL.

Anthony: WHAT'S THAT?
BATTERSEA DOGS HOME?

Man on phone:
BATTERSEA DOGS HOME.

I DIALED 123-9900.
PLEASE GET OFF THE LINE.

AH, YES,
JUST A TEENY BIT
OF GLASS.

TWEEZERS.
TWEEZERS.

Anthony: NO, I DO NOT
WANT A MINICAB.

ALL RIGHT, NOW.

NOW, THIS MAY
HURT A LITTLE.

OOH!

HEH HEH HEH!
BRAVE GIRL.

THE PALACE, SIR.

PUT ME THROUGH
TO COMMANDER FERRIS
IMMEDIATELY.

PURPLE ALERT.

COMMANDER?
MOUNT HERE.

WE'VE GOT TROUBLE
DOWN AT BRITANNIA.

YOU MUST DEFLECT
HRH.

Commander, on telephone:
SHE ALREADY LEFT.

SHE'S ON HER WAY.

TELL HIM
TO USE THE RADIO.

USE THE RADIO.

IT'S MALFUNCTIONING.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
IT'S MALFUNCTIONING?

THE RADIO
IS MALFUNCTIONING.

THEN SEND A HELICOPTER.

Commander: ALL RIGHT.

THEY'VE LOST CONTACT
WITH HRH.

OH, NO.

THIS IS ALL
TERRIBLY UNFORTUNATE.

YOU'LL HAVE TO CANCEL
THE CEREMONY.

YOU MEAN SURRENDER?

WELL, THERE SEEMS TO
BE NO ALTERNATIVE.

Potter: NEVER.

I LOVE THIS HOSPITAL!

IT'S MY WHOLE LIFE!

IT'S...BEEN WIFE,
MOTHER, CHILD TO ME!

I'VE GIVEN IT EVERYTHING!

AND NOTHING IS GONNA WRECK IT!
NOTHING!

NO ONE.

WE'RE WITH YOU,
VINCENT.

MY MEMBERS
WILL STAND FAST.

I GAVE YOU MY WORD,
MR. POTTER,

AND I'LL STICK
TO IT.

YOU CAN COUNT
ON MY LADS.

THEY'LL KEEP THINGS
GOING.

DON'T WORRY.

THE EMERGENCY SYSTEM
WILL COME ON
IN 3 SECONDS.

1...2...3.

SABOTAGE.

JOHNS,
CALL THE RIOT SQUAD
IMMEDIATELY!

THEY'RE STANDING
BY, SIR.

GET ME THE BOILER ROOM
IMMEDIATELY.

JOHNS HERE, SPG.

SPG?
I WANT THE BOILER ROOM.

WHAT BOILER ROOM?

[GRUNTS]

[SIGH]

SABOTAGE, SIR.
THEY JOINED THE DEVIL!

THE BOILER ROOM.
NOT A MINUTE TO LOSE.

WHERE--
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

GET BACK TO WORK.

STRIKE ACTION,
MR. POTTER.

WORKER SOLIDARITY.

PRIVATE PATIENTS
OUT.

YOU'RE FIRED!

WE'VE TAKEN OVER.

GO ON, GET DOWN.

THE LEVER OVER THERE,
ON THE LEFT--

PULL IT DOWN.

THAT'S THE ONE.

Man: HEY, YOU!

GET AWAY FROM THERE!

WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE UP TO?

GET--GET OUT OF--
OOH!

WELL, THAT WAS
A CLOSE SHAVE.

CARTILAGE?

COMPLETED.

FIBULA?

INTEGRATED.

RECTUM?

FUNCTIONAL, SIR.

WE WILL PROCEED.

ALTERNATE COMPONENT,
DR. MacMILLAN,
PLEASE.

THAT LAST POWER FAILURE,
DOCTOR--

THE REFRIGERATION UNIT'S
PACKED UP.

THE AUXILIARY MOTORS
MALFUNCTIONED.

I DON'T LIKE
THE LOOK OF THE HEAD.

ALTERNATE EMERGENCY, SIR.
15 SECONDS, HOLD.

WE'VE LOST
THE HEAD, J.M.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

IT'S BEGINNING TO PUMP.

THAT INTRUDER!
BRING HIM OUT!

TEMPERATURE, NURSE?

HE'LL DO.
ONTO THE TABLE.

MacMILLAN?

CLEAVER.

NO, PROFESSOR, NO!

OUT OF MY WAY, WOMAN!

CAUTERIZE AND CONTINUE.

STAND BY WITH LASER NEEDLE.

[WOMAN SINGING OPERA]

DARLING...YOUR WORK WILL GO ON.

Man on loudspeaker:
BRINGING AN END TO IMPERIALISM!

[CROWD SHOUTING]

AN END TO PRIVILEGE!

[MAN CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]

WHERE ARE YOU OFF TO?

SOLIDARITY, POTTER.

WE'RE JOINING
OUR LADS OUTSIDE.

LARGER LOYALTIES,
MR. POTTER.

WE'RE ALL
ON THE SAME SIDE, LADS.

NOT IN A CLASS WAR,
WE'RE NOT.

NOT IN THE INEVITABLE
MARCH OF SOCIALISM,
POTTER.

WHAT ABOUT THE FEW?

REMEMBER THE BATTLE
OF BRITAIN?

REMEMBER
THE PEASANTS' REVOLT.

REMEMBER
THE THIN RED LINE!

REMEMBER
THE ODESSA STEPS.

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
KARL MARX
FROM A TAFFY APPLE!

[CROWD SHOUTING]

THIS HOSPITAL IS RUN
ON 125 MILLION POUNDS
OF YOUR MONEY

EVERY YEAR!

FOR THE PRIVILEGED FEW
LYING IN THERE,

WHEN ORDINARY PEOPLE
ARE DYING IN THE GUTTER!

PRIVILEGE IS A CRIME!

PRIVATE PATIENTS
ARE CRIMINALS!

PRIVATE PATIENTS OUT!

[CROWD CHANTING,
"PRIVATE PATIENTS OUT!"]

WHISKEY ROMEO 3 AND 7,
COME IN.

THIS IS FOXTROT CONTROL.

I'M FEARFUL, JOHNS.

IF HRH FALLS INTO
THE HANDS OF THAT MOB,

THERE'S NO KNOWING
WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN.

[CHANTING CONTINUES]

HOW LONG
CAN YOUR MEN HOLD THEM,
CHIEF SUPERINTENDENT?

MY MEN WILL STAND FIRM
TO THE END, SIR,

BUT THAT'S A DANGEROUS MOB.
YES?

THEY ARE
PEASANTS.

GETTING COMPLETELY
OUT OF HAND.

MY FORCES LOCATED HRH.

TELL THEM TO STALL HER
5 MINUTES.

I'VE GOT A PLAN.

Johns: HOLD EVERYTHING.

BILES, HOW MANY
HAVE WE GOT IN
THE PRIVATE WING?

26, SIR.

35, INCLUDING
PRESIDENT NGAMI
AND HIS RETINUE.

RIGHT. THAT SHOULD
SATISFY THEM.

GET ME THE RED CROSS
ON THE OTHER LINE.

PHYLLIS,
YOU'RE NOT DESERTING US?

NO SUCH THING,
VINCENT POTTER.

ME AND MY GIRLS
STAY TRUE TO OUR WORD.

DO YOU HAVE
A PETTICOAT ON
UNDER THAT OUTFIT?

YES.

WHITE?
OF COURSE.

GOOD. GET IT OFF.
WHAT?

COME ON, COME ON!
GO GET IT OFF!

YOU GOT NO TIME
TO WASTE.

WE'RE GOING OUT.

Millar:
LASER NEEDLE.

FULL POWER.

[BAND PLAYING]

[CROWD MURMURING]

Potter: REQUEST
FOR PARLEY.

COME FORWARD
IN PEACE.

LET HIM
COME THROUGH!

[CROWD MURMURING]

COMRADES, LET
COMRADE POTTER THROUGH!

THE FORCE OF PROGRESS
CONQUERS!

[SHOUTING CONTINUES]

TODAY THE PRINCIPLES
OF EQUALITY HAVE WON
A GREAT VICTORY.

[CHEERING]

BRITANNIA HOSPITAL
WILL NO LONGER
OFFER PRIVILEGE

TO THE WEALTHY FEW.

BRITANNIA'S
PRIVATE PATIENTS

WILL BE EJECTED!

[CROWD CHEERING]

AND IN RETURN,
COMRADES,

WE WILL SHOW MERCY.

AMBULANCES ARE WAITING
TO CARRY THE VICTIMS

OF THIS MORNING'S
BOMB DISASTER

TO THIS HOSPITAL.

STAND BACK, BRETHREN.

LET THE AMBULANCES
THROUGH.

[MEN SHOUTING
INDISTINCTLY]

NOW...

THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

NOW...POWER.

ON.

EXCELLENT.

[PEOPLE MURMURING]

SURPRISING.

NOW INCREASE TO
FULL CONSCIOUSNESS LEVEL.

[GRUNTING]

WELCOME.

WELCOME TO THE WORLD.

UH...

UH...

[GROANING SOFTLY]

AAH!

[WOMAN SCREAMING]

[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

GET IT OFF!

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

GET ME A CLEAVER!
A CLEAVER!

[PEOPLE GASPING]

AHH. IT'S NOTHING.
MINOR ABRASIONS.

AAH!

STAND BACK.

FAREWELL.

SO MUCH FOR
THE HUMANE SOLUTION.

THAT DREAM IS OVER.

IT SHALL BE AS SHE WISHED.

TODAY I WILL GIVE GENESIS
TO THE WORLD.

[PEOPLE JEERING]

THANK GOD
THEY DON'T KNOW SHE'S HERE.

YET.

HONORED TO
MEET YOU, MA'AM.

[CROWD BOOING]

[PEOPLE SHOUTING]

AAH!

SUPERINTENDENT,

CAN YOU GUARANTEE
THE SAFETY OF HRH?

SIR, SHE'S AS SAFE HERE
AS IN WINDSOR CASTLE.

JUST LOOK
AT THOSE COMEDIANS.

[LAUGHTER]

WHAT A SIGHT!

LOOK
AT THAT UNIFORM!

WOULD YOU MIND?

HEY, MAN, THAT'S HER!

THEY GOT HER INSIDE!

LYING BASTARDS!

THEY LIED!
THEY TRICKED US!

WE'VE BEEN HAD!

THE ROYALS ARE INSIDE!

[ALL SHOUTING]

THINGS ARE GETTING
OUT OF CONTROL.

THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING TO DO.

CUT THE TOUR.
AND THE LUNCH.

AND ADVANCE
THE CEREMONY.

BILES,
CHECK THE RED CARPET
AND THE ORCHESTRA.

ALERT MILLAR.

YES, SIR.

WHAT IS
ALL THIS STUFF?

[WARMING UP INSTRUMENTS]

[MAN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY
ON LOUDSPEAKER]

PREPARE TO SWEEP THE EXPLOITERS
FROM THE FACE OF EARTH!

EQUALITY!

Crowd: EQUALITY!

[BAND PLAYING
"RULE, BRITANNIA!"]

WAIT. WAIT.

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

[CROWD YELLING]

[DRUM ROLL]

[BAND PLAYING
"GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN"]

[BAND PLAYING]

THIS IS DISGRACEFUL.

PLEASE,
DO SOMETHING.

DISGRACEFUL.

THERE CAN BE NO EXCUSE
FOR THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR.

WE'VE GOT TO
CUT THIS SHORT.

THIS IS
DISGRACEFUL.

HRH MUST BE
PROTECTED.

THIS IS NO GOOD.
GET HER INSIDE NOW.

BUT THIS IS
THE JAPANESE ANTHEM.

TO HELL WITH THEIR ANTHEM.

POTTER, GET THE KEY.

STOP. GET THEM OFF.

[CROWD SHOUTING]

IF YOU PLEASE,
MA'AM.

OOH.

MAY I?

OH! I'M SORRY.

TELL THEM
TO HOLD THE CENTER
AT ALL COSTS.

DEPLOY SKIRMISHERS
RIGHT AND LEFT.

ALL RIGHT!

SCUM!

DON'T DISTRESS
YOURSELF, DEAR.

DON'T
ANTAGONIZE THEM.

BASTARD!

ANIMAL!

Potter: OPEN UP!

OPEN UP!

OPEN UP!

Potter: OPEN UP! OPEN UP!
GET THESE DOORS OPEN!

OPEN UP! HEY, OPEN UP!

FEENEY, OPEN THESE DOORS!

OPEN THOSE DOORS! OPEN UP!

EVERYONE BACK.

PLEASE, PLEASE.

[CROWD SHOUTING]

[INDISTINCT]

YOU'LL BE THERE
IN 10 SECONDS.

Potter:
LADIES AND GENTS, PLEASE.

YOU ARE PERFECTLY SAFE.

THOSE DOORS ARE FITTED WITH
AN ELECTRONIC LOCKING DEVICE

AND CAN WITHSTAND
UNLIMITED PRESSURE.

NOW, I MUST ASK YOUR INDULGENCE
FOR A FEW MOMENTS.

THERE WILL BE A SHORT DELAY,

AND THEN PROFESSOR MILLAR'S
DEMONSTRATION WILL PROCEED
ACCORDING TO PLAN.

THANK YOU.

[APPLAUSE]

AH! THERE YOU ARE,
PETER!

COME ON IN!
DOWN TO THE FRONT.

[PEOPLE MURMURING]

[COUGHS]

YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS,

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

THE DEMONSTRATION IS PREPARED.

YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS,

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

WE LIVE IN AN AGE
OF REVOLUTION...

REVOLUTION IN THOUGHT,
REVOLUTION IN SOCIETY,

REVOLUTION
IN TECHNOLOGY.

THE REVOLUTION OF TODAY
IS TRANSFORMING OUR WORLD
MORE VIOLENTLY

THAN THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION

WHICH GAVE MAN POWER
OVER THE NATURAL FORCES

WHICH HAD CONTROLLED HIM
FOR 20,000 YEARS.

WE ARE ENTERING A NEW ERA.

I AM GOING TO SHOW YOU
THE FACE OF THAT NEW ERA.

[THUMP ON DOOR]

THEY'RE IN, SIR!
THEY'RE IN!

[PEOPLE SHOUTING]

THEY'VE GOT US
OUTNUMBERED, MR. POTTER!

WE CAN'T HOLD THEM BACK!

Potter: DON'T PANIC!
COME ON!

PREPARE TO EVACUATE!

NO!

KEEP YOUR SEATS, EVERYBODY!

[SHOUTING]

LITTLE MEN.

LITTLE MEN, DO YOU CLAIM
TO SPEAK FOR THE FUTURE?

WE DO!

AND WHO SPEAKS
FOR YOU?

I DO!

COME FORWARD.

COME FORWARD IN PEACE,

AND I WILL SHOW YOU
WHAT THE FUTURE MEANS.

LET THEM THROUGH.

FOLLOW ME.

TAKE A SEAT.

FRIENDS...

FELLOW MEMBERS
OF THE HUMAN RACE...

WE ARE GATHERED HERE
FOR A PURPOSE.

LET US LOOK TOGETHER AT MANKIND.

WHAT DO WE SEE?

WE SEE MASTERY.

WHAT WONDERS
MANKIND CAN PERFORM.

HE CAN CROSS OCEANS
AND CONTINENTS TODAY

AS EASILY AS OUR GRANDFATHERS
CROSSED THE STREET.

TOMORROW, HE WILL
AS EASILY CROSS

THE VAST TERRITORY OF SPACE.

HE CAN MAKE DESERTS FERTILE

AND PLANT CABBAGES ON THE MOON.

AND WHAT DOES MAN CHOOSE?

ALONE AMONG THE CREATURES
OF THIS WORLD,

THE HUMAN RACE CHOOSES
TO ANNIHILATE ITSELF.

SINCE THE LAST
WORLD CONFLICT ENDED,

THERE HAS NOT BEEN ONE DAY
IN WHICH HUMAN BEINGS

HAVE NOT BEEN SLAUGHTERING
OR WOUNDING ONE ANOTHER

IN 230 DIFFERENT WARS.

AND MAN BREEDS AS RECKLESSLY
AS HE LAYS WASTE.

BY THE END OF THE CENTURY,

THE POPULATION OF THE WORLD
WILL HAVE TRIPLED.

2/3 OF OUR PLANT SPECIES
WILL HAVE BEEN DESTROYED!

55% OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM

AND 70% OF
OUR MINERAL RESOURCES.

OUT OF EVERY HUNDRED
HUMAN BEINGS NOW LIVING,

80 WILL DIE WITHOUT EVER
KNOWING WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
TO BE FULLY NOURISHED,

WHILE A TINY MINORITY
INDULGE THEMSELVES

IN ABSURD AND EXTRAVAGANT
LUXURY.

A MOTION PICTURE ENTERTAINER
OF NORTH AMERICA

WILL RECEIVE AS MUCH MONEY
IN A MONTH

AS WILL FEED US A STARVING
SOUTH AMERICAN TRIBE
FOR A HUNDRED YEARS!

WE WASTE!

WE DESTROY!

AND WE CLING LIKE SAVAGES
TO OUR SUPERSTITIONS.

WE GIVE POWER TO LEADERS
OF STATE AND CHURCH

AS PREJUDICED AND SMALL-MINDED
AS OURSELVES

WHO SQUANDER OUR RESOURCES
ON INSTRUMENTS OF DESTRUCTION

WHILE MILLIONS CONTINUE
TO SUFFER AND GO HUNGRY,

CONDEMNED FOREVER TO LIVES
OF IGNORANCE AND DEPRIVATION.

AND WHY IS THIS?

IT IS BECAUSE MANKIND
HAS DENIED INTELLIGENCE,

THE UNIQUE GLORY OF OUR SPECIES,

THE HUMAN BRAIN.

MAN IS ENTERING AN ERA
OF INFINITE POSSIBILITY

STILL IMPRISONED IN A FEEBLE,
INEFFICIENT BODY,

STILL MANACLED BY PRIMITIVE
NOTIONS OF MORALITY

WHICH HAVE NO PLACE
IN AN AGE OF SCIENCE,

STILL POWERED BY A BRAIN
THAT HAS HARDLY DEVELOPED

SINCE THE SPECIES EMERGED
FROM THE CAVES.

ONLY A NEW INTELLIGENCE
CAN SAVE MANKIND!

ONLY A NEW HUMAN BEING
OF PURE BRAIN

CAN LEAD MAN FORWARD
INTO THE NEW ERA.

I DO NOT SPEAK OF DREAMS.

SUCH A BEING EXISTS ALREADY.

I HAVE CREATED IT.

IT IS HERE NOW.

PREPARE YOURSELVES
TO MEET THE HUMAN OF THE FUTURE.

NEITHER MAN NOR WOMAN,
GREATER THAN EITHER.

I HAVE GIVEN IT A NAME:

GENESIS--BIRTH.

A NEW BIRTH!

A NEW BEGINNING FOR MANKIND!

PEOPLE OF TODAY,

BEHOLD YOUR FUTURE!

100,000 TIMES MORE POWERFUL
THAN YOUR BRAIN OR MINE.

AND IN 5 YEARS' TIME,
THIS BRAIN WILL BE OUT OF DATE.

THIS SPONGY, FINITE,
VULNERABLE SUBSTANCE

WILL BE REPLACED
BY A SILICON CHIP

1/8 OF A MILLIMETER SQUARE.

WITHIN 50 YEARS,

IT WILL BE POSSIBLE
TO CONTAIN THE ENTIRE WORLD
OF HOMO SAPIENS

IN A MATCHBOX.

YOU SEE THE FACE OF THE FUTURE.

NOW HEAR ITS VOICE.

Genesis: WHAT A PIECE OF WONDER
IS A MAN.

HOW NOBLE IN REASON,

HOW INFINITE
IN FACULTY.

IN FORM AND IN MOVING,

HOW EXPRESS AND ADMIRABLE.

IN ACTION, HOW LIKE AN ANGEL.

IN APPREHENSION, HOW LIKE A GOD.

HOW LIKE A GOD.

HOW LIKE A GOD.

HOW LIKE A GOD.

HOW LIKE A GOD.

Woman: * WHEN BRITAIN
FIRST AT HEAVEN'S COMMAND *

* AROSE FROM
OUT THE AZURE MAIN *

* AROSE, AROSE, AROSE
FROM OUT THE AZURE MAIN *

* THIS WAS THE CHARTER,
THE CHARTER OF THE LAND *

* AND GUARDIAN ANGELS
SANG THIS STRAIN *

Chorus: * RULE, BRITANNIA

* BRITANNIA, RULE THE WAVES

* BRITONS NEVER
SHALL BE SLAVES *

Woman: * STILL MORE MAJESTIC
SHALT THOU RISE *

* MORE DREADFUL
FROM EACH FOREIGN STROKE *

* MORE DREADFUL, MORE DREADFUL

* DREADFUL FROM
EACH FOREIGN STROKE *

* AS THE LOUD BLAST
THAT TEARS THE SKIES *

* SERVES BUT TO ROOT
THY NATIVE OAK *

Chorus: * RULE, BRITANNIA

* BRITANNIA, RULE THE WAVES

* BRITONS NEVER
SHALL BE SLAVES *

* RULE, BRITANNIA

* BRITANNIA, RULE THE WAVES...

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