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Hello.
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Just tell me what's happened.
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And what is it?
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I'll be right down.
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What's happened?
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Susannah.
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Susannah?
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Princess Susannah.
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Is she all right?
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Don't know.
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'Don't kill me.
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'Please don't kill me.'
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'Read the statement.
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'Yes. All right.
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'On this screen?
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'That is correct.
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'Duchess of Beaumont.
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'Popularly known as
Princess Susannah.
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'I am in a place you...
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'cannot find,
held by one you will not trace.
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'Prime Minister Michael Callow...
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'Prime Minister
Michael Callow my life...
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'..my life depends on you.
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'If you do not do precisely
as instructed by...
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'by 4pm this afternoon,
I will be...
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'..I will be executed.
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'Please.'
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What are you doing? Keep it going.
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Prime Minister, at this point,
I think it's important to say
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that we are 100% certain
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that this is, indeed,
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Princess Susannah.
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Her car was intercepted shortly after midnight,
returning from the wedding of a college friend.
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She'd insisted on going.
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But you had security on her?
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Two PPOs, still unconscious.
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Heavy sedative, close range,
each with a single puncture wound.
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No sign of struggle.
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What do they want? Money?
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Release the Jihadi?
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Scrap Third World debt?
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Save the fucking libraries?
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We are convinced both the video and
the demand it contains are genuine.
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What demand?
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What Susannah says next...
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It concerns you directly, sir.
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Just play it.
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'There is only one demand,
and it is a simple one.
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'At 4pm this afternoon,
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'Prime Minister Michael Callow must
appear on live British television
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'on all networks,
terrestrial and satellite,
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'and... No!
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'On all British networks,
terrestrial and satellite,
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'and have full unsimulated
sexual intercourse with a pig.
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'I don't understand!'
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The video ends with a series of technical
specifications for the broadcast.
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Why are you doing this?
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"Mike!"
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It's real.
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She said pig.
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Sex with a pig.
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They want me to have sex with a pig?
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Live on television
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this afternoon.
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But what...? Who...?
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We're checking with embedded operatives,
compiling a list of suspects.
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Meanwhile, the demand has been made.
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There's not long
to formulate our response.
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Well, I'm not fucking a pig!
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Page one, that's not happening.
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Of course.
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Absolutely, sir.
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Well, have we established a dialogue
with this...?
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We can't. There's no
e-mail address, no code word.
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No channel for negotiation.
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So we focus on finding Susannah.
We get her back.
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However it's done, I don't care.
We stop this now.
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Everyone's working towards this.
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Yes. No. Not everyone. A dedicated
core team. This can't go wide.
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Keep it so far from the press
it's on the other side of Jupiter.
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This only exists in this room.
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It's already outside it.
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If there are hacks sniffing around,
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Super fucking Godzilla injunction
with ten-inch Whitehall fangs!
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This video came from YouTube.
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What?
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It was uploaded via an encrypted IP
an hour ago.
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Well, get it off there!
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We did after nine minutes, long enough
for it to be duplicated and spread.
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Spread?
How many people have seen this?
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We take down one,
six clones pop up elsewhere.
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How many people?
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50,000. That's our current estimate.
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The news rooms have got it.
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They're running this on air?
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No. We put a type five D notice out
and they're complying.
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For now.
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It's trending on Twitter.
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For... Fucking internet!
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What now? What's the play book?
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This is virgin territory,
Prime Minister.
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There's no play book.
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Princess Susannah's been kidnapped!
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You scared the shit out of me!
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Go to work!
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'..And have full unsimulated
sexual intercourse with a pig.'
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No way. It's a piss take, man.
Look at it!
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'I don't understand!'
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'..Carlton Bloom's
controversial exhibition
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'closes three weeks
ahead of schedule... '
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How do we describe it?
"An indecent act"?
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Everyone's seen the video.
They know the details.
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If we mention bestiality
Ofcom would be pissed off.
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Fuck Ofcom!
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We're observing the D Notice.
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Surely we're going to do something.
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The voluntary D Notice!
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It may be a sportsman-like gesture but we are making it.
A woman's life is at stake!
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My timeline consists of viewers asking why
we're not covering it. How do I reply?
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You don't.
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Not the Beeb, not Sky.
That is totally backwards.
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Facebook's coverage
is pretty comprehensive!
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It's like 9/11's happening and
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We're not a chat room!
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It's on CNN and Fox.
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And MSNBC, Al Jazeera, NHK...
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God! This planet!
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OK, Sarah, cover the snatch itself.
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Simon, set tone with Standards.
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We need to explain this without
viewers sicking up their Weetabix.
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Ken, the internet, new paradigm,
Twitter, Arab spring, all that.
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Dan, all graphics run past me.
Functional... no Peppa Pigs.
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Malaika,
update the princess obit VT.
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First, an awkward phone call.
Least I can do is warn Tom.
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We put a D Notice on it.
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'It's gone global, Tom.'
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Don't. I'm begging you.
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Don't run it, Martin.
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'Look, I'm sorry. I can't help you.'
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You know how much help
you're getting hereon in?
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Shove it up your arse you fucking...
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Interesting.
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A man.
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Man?
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A man!
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Tom, so you're across it...
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'I briefed Callett.'
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Mr Callett.
Noel, from Blue Eye.
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Sea Of Tranquillity.
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You won't find better.
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Can you map a head onto a body live?
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Depends if your camera's moving.
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Rule sheet specifies a single hand-held
camera in a constant roving motion.
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Yeah, Gonzo style.
He knows his shit. That's tough.
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"Fruition to be transmitted
in full"?
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Focus on the visuals. Different face
mapped onto a live performer.
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Fringes of possibility...
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Deadline's at four. We need to know
if it's workable by two.
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Can't happen.
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It has to.
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Our embeds have ruled out the major
players. It's not AQ, not IRA.
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This is what's left...
radicals, hate groups.
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People who've threatened yourself
or the royals.
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They're being pulled in as we speak.
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For more than questioning, I hope.
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Nothing. Must be a hoax.
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Or a black-out. Heads up!
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'Some major breaking news
here on UKN.
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'It's been confirmed
that Susannah, Duchess of Beaumont
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'appears to depict the princess
pleading for her life.
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'The video contains a bizarre
ransom demand of a personal nature
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'involving the Prime Minister,
and a detailed list of instructions
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'relating to the enactment
of this demand.
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'As police round up
potential suspects... '
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'..this viewer video shows officers
raiding an address in Bradford.
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'A man thought to be connected with a religious
pressure group, dragged to a waiting van... '
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If it's terrorists,
they'll take her head off.
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For fuck's sake, man!
Just saying.
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They'll be asking for
a million quid or something.
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They want him to do it with a pig.
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Telegraph has the whole video and an
interactive timeline. Tonally stark.
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Brief mention of the ransom being
"a sex act". Nothing too gross.
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Sun runs with "Taken".
Big grab of Susannah...
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Of course I still want that drink.
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Then give me something.
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That won't be possible.
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I'm friendly when I drink.
Very friendly when I'm grateful.
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The Guardian are running
a fucking live blog
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and a short piece on
the historical symbolism of the pig.
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'..Only five hours away,
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'UKN's Damon Brown analyses
the public reaction to the crisis.'
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'The kidnap video has been watched
by over 18 million people.
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'While we wait for
Downing Street to respond,
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'the nation is voicing its opinion.
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'I don't think anyone should concede
to any humiliation under threat.
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'I couldn't bear to watch that.
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'I won't be tuning in.
Just thinking about it is horrible.
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'..After that, he's gonna be hero.
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'People will look at him like he's
insane and take his position away.
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'Nothing too abnormal for MPs.
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'They're all sexual deviants,
all MPs and Prime Ministers.'
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We've been squeezing hard,
but nothing concrete.
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It won't come to that.
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And if they don't find her?
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MI5 have got a name.
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They're surrounding the place now.
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Where?
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What?
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Where's the place?
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Truro.
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Why are you lying? You're lying!
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Truro? Jesus!
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I don't want you worrying.
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You've never patronised me.
Don't start now.
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Whoever this is, is insane.
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And has a princess.
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We'll get through this.
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Not any princess... the princess.
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Princess bloody Facebook bloody
eco-conscious national sweetheart.
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I won't have to do anything.
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Everyone's laughing at us.
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You don't know that.
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I know people.
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We love humiliation.
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Nothing is going to happen.
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It's already happening
in their heads.
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In their heads, that's what you're
doing, what my husband is doing.
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Please!
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Jane.
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What?
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Palace on the phone, sir.
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Get Alex to stall them.
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She's already been speaking to her
for ten minutes.
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"Her"?
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It's the Queen herself.
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Go on.
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'As the 4pm deadline draws nearer,
the world holds its breath... '
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Would they use a female pig?
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It's on the list.
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List of rules,
specifies camera angles and things.
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It's not like Dogme 95.
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What's Dogme 95?
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Cinematic movement.
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Lars von Trier.
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Rules for a director... no background music,
only natural light, for authenticity.
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Same as these, so they can't cheat,
cut another guy's arse pumping away.
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'I can't think of anything
remotely like this.
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'A new form of terrorism...
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'That's the point!
Make love to a pig!'
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Make love?
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Steer them away
from the grisly details.
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'Let's not dwell
on any of the details.
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'This is already
a huge national talking point.
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'Isn't this precisely what whoever
is behind this is looking for?'
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How's Her Majesty taking it?
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"I trust you'll do everything
in your power to get her back."
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And we are.
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00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:24,959
It wasn't a collective "you".
It was a singular "you", ie me.
259
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:28,799
Sir, we may have something. Jamie's
been tracing the video's origin.
260
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,800
I thought it was untraceable.
261
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:40,839
Algorithm.
262
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:44,639
Anyway, we also know
it was uploaded at 3.16am.
263
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:52,039
I ran a nationwide traceback
on uninterrupted one-way uploads
264
00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:57,360
and the closest I can get
is a postcode.
265
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,320
Looks like a campus.
266
00:17:59,321 --> 00:18:01,799
Yeah. Closed 2010.
267
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,479
It's been empty since.
268
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,559
Latest i-sat image on this area?
269
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:08,840
3am flyover shot from last night...
270
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,840
Looks like it had lights on.
271
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,959
We got him. We got him.
272
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:20,319
Alert the local team.
Full squad. I'll man it.
273
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:25,960
With helmet-cam relay.
We can watch the operation.
274
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:32,320
Yes!
275
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,879
Right. Confident?
276
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:45,039
It's a kick-bollock scramble,
but with finessing it should be OK.
277
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:48,360
Finesse quickly.
Our performer's on his way.
278
00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:58,919
It's a new one for me, obviously.
I wouldn't normally... You know.
279
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,919
You seen any of my films?
280
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:01,480
No.
281
00:19:01,481 --> 00:19:05,039
I'm pretty trad... bish, bash, bosh.
In, out.
282
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:08,799
What do I put on the invoice?
That's what I'm wondering.
283
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:09,798
There won't be any invoicing.
284
00:19:09,799 --> 00:19:10,920
Oi-oi, Rod!
285
00:19:10,921 --> 00:19:12,720
Oi-oi!
286
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,719
Need to prep two statements
287
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,198
Good outcome. Bad outcome.
288
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:20,240
Rescue operation?
289
00:19:20,241 --> 00:19:23,439
Goon squad's heading
for postcode in Buckinghamshire.
290
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:27,520
HP8 4TD, a college or something.
They should be there by now.
291
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:54,559
Yeah, I've reduced
the luminance...
292
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,919
Agent Callett, this is Mr Flynn.
293
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:59,199
AKA, Rod Senseless.
294
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,400
Stage name.
295
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,999
Yeah. Well...
296
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,119
You need to get into this.
297
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:08,678
Is there a dressing room I can use?
298
00:20:08,679 --> 00:20:10,000
No.
299
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:12,239
Where's my co-star?
300
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,280
Be rude not to give her a kiss
beforehand.
301
00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:16,600
Outside in the truck.
302
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:20,520
Full of joie de vivre, isn't he?
303
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:26,560
You also need to wear this...
on your head.
304
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:37,960
Board's been prised away.
That's where they got in.
305
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:39,840
'Target identified.'
306
00:20:39,841 --> 00:20:44,319
Commissioner. Thank you.
307
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:47,759
Continue reconnaissance
and await instructions.
308
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:50,559
'With the 4pm deadline
three hours away,
309
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:53,880
'time is running out
for the Prime Minister... '
310
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,120
They got in, yeah?
311
00:21:03,121 --> 00:21:10,000
Do you think I'd be here
if they had?
312
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,280
Listen,
coverage is very sympathetic.
313
00:21:14,281 --> 00:21:17,560
Can't think about coverage now!
314
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:25,079
But it's on-side?
315
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:27,199
Strong undercurrent of sympathy.
316
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:36,599
Every poll indicates understanding, disgust with the
captor, outrage at the whole thing, but not at you.
317
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:40,839
If Walker's team fuck up, I'm not
saying they will, but if they do,
318
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:43,920
the public anticipates
non-compliance.
319
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:48,160
There'll be squawks from the usuals,
320
00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:02,560
If he kills her, there's no blood
on your hands. Bottom line.
321
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:11,719
'With hours to go, time is running
out for the security services.
322
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,759
'Joining us is actress Lydia... '
323
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:16,399
Thought this was coming from IB7.
324
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:19,519
We trimmed the edges
so it's coming direct.
325
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:22,159
Twinkle tits from?
326
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:26,319
Actress, Downton Abbey,
knows the princess.
327
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:29,359
This came for you,
left at reception.
328
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:31,360
Courier dropped it off.
329
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,880
Know how to plug this in?
330
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:47,479
Jack, call the police. Take it!
331
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,639
Get someone to shoot that first.
332
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,680
What the fuck is this?
333
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,399
'Some more breaking news,
334
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:12,399
'and a severed finger, thought
to belong to Princess Susannah,
335
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,919
'has been delivered to UKN,
along with a video
336
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:20,239
'apparently showing the kidnapper
removing it from the princess.
337
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:23,559
'UKN News has passed all material
to Scotland Yard... '
338
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,159
Fucking hell!
339
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:29,839
God! I can't watch this!
He's got to do what they want.
340
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,839
Yes, he fucking has!
341
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:34,160
'..Which contained a statement
342
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:44,960
'This grim development comes just
343
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,040
Jesus!
344
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:56,559
Unless I'm mistaken,
our mystery man specified
345
00:23:56,560 --> 00:24:00,279
no visual trickery
in his original demand, didn't he?
346
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:01,200
I considered it necessary...
347
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,720
FUCKING HELL!
348
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:12,638
Mike...!
349
00:24:12,639 --> 00:24:13,160
Don't!
350
00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:14,479
It's nor...
351
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:23,280
One word, I swear I will fucking...!
352
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:31,559
What did you do, Alex?
353
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:33,879
I had a back-up plan.
354
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:39,479
A man prepared to do it and an FX company that
would paint your head onto his shoulders.
355
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,038
You actually
thought that would work?
356
00:24:41,039 --> 00:24:42,360
I believed it worth considering.
357
00:24:42,361 --> 00:24:44,719
Then you're a stupid bitch.
358
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,799
With your interest at heart.
359
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:47,760
Who knew about this?
360
00:24:47,761 --> 00:24:51,479
A select few.
It seems some idiot at the studio
361
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:54,519
recognised our designated performer,
362
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:58,359
Tweeted a photo and the online
hivemind did the maths.
363
00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:00,839
It's not playing well.
364
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,920
With who?
365
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,319
With... anyone.
366
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:12,799
'A few hours ago, public opinion
was behind Prime Minister Callow,
367
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:16,519
'he should fulfil the bizarre
and illegal request.
368
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,519
'In the wake of these images,
369
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:22,839
'and the delivery of the princess's
finger, the mood is shifting.
370
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:27,079
'It'll be humiliating, but nothing
compared to her suffering.
371
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,159
'He's just got to do it.
372
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,559
'What's the alternative?
373
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:35,599
'We can get another Prime Minister.
We can't live without a princess.
374
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:39,399
'If he doesn't get her released,
he's finished, isn't he?
375
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:42,039
'Online polls suggest
that 86% of voters
376
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:45,479
'now believe
the demand should be met.
377
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,480
'Damon Brown... '
378
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,278
When are Walker's team
hitting the college?
379
00:25:52,279 --> 00:25:53,400
They need time...
380
00:25:53,401 --> 00:25:55,359
No more pissing around.
381
00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:56,760
Julian's advising against...
382
00:25:56,761 --> 00:26:01,160
I'm advising for.
They go in now. They go in now.
383
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,679
Where's my obit VT?
384
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:24,119
What would you say if I said I was
near where Susannah's being held?
385
00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:25,320
I'd say bullshit.
386
00:26:25,321 --> 00:26:27,280
Then you'd be wrong.
387
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:30,439
Have you got a crew with you?
388
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,759
I'm not stupid.
389
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:33,880
Malaika?
390
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:52,319
Are you getting this?
391
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:55,200
Yeah. Don't put yourself
in any danger.
392
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,120
Still getting this?
393
00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:06,520
Yeah. Just stay safe, Malaika.
Be careful!
394
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:25,479
If this doesn't work...
395
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,520
we need...
396
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:54,840
Armed police! Lay down on the floor!
Lay down on the floor!
397
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,800
Move!
398
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,320
Fuck!
399
00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:14,159
It's a decoy.
400
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:19,199
They must have bounced the upload
from here with a proxy. I'm sorry.
401
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:20,719
Jesus!
402
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:21,520
They're looking right at her!
403
00:28:21,521 --> 00:28:23,479
They can't see her.
404
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:24,800
'Malaika, make sure they can't... '
405
00:28:24,801 --> 00:28:27,800
Stay down! Don't move!
406
00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:32,440
Run, Malaika! Run!
407
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:38,239
Get out of there. Come on!
408
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,200
Armed police!
409
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:53,079
Is it him?
410
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,839
Advance! Advance! Advance!
411
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,239
Get down!
412
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:07,439
UKN. It's Malaika something
or other. She's from UKN.
413
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:09,400
You press? Yes.
414
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:13,479
There goes your RTS Award.
415
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:15,559
There must be something.
416
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:16,200
There's nothing there, Mike.
417
00:29:16,201 --> 00:29:17,719
There'll be a clue.
418
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:18,760
We've done all we can.
419
00:29:18,761 --> 00:29:21,199
You rescued mannequin.
420
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:21,998
I'm sorry, Michael...
421
00:29:21,999 --> 00:29:22,798
Fuck off, Julian!
422
00:29:22,799 --> 00:29:24,520
20 past three. We're out of time.
423
00:29:24,521 --> 00:29:27,079
We're not out of time!
424
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:29,320
We're not out of time.
425
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,759
It's not going to happen.
426
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:47,278
To the public...
427
00:29:47,279 --> 00:29:48,160
Fuck the public!
428
00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:53,039
To the public, this would be one man
of questionable popularity
429
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:55,280
putting personal embarrassment
over the life of a girl.
430
00:29:55,281 --> 00:29:57,519
She's probably already dead.
431
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:01,399
If she isn't,
he'll kill her and upload the video.
432
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:05,399
Everyone will see it.
The world will see it.
433
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:09,719
The mood will border on insurrection
and you will be destroyed,
434
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,840
I guarantee you...
utterly destroyed.
435
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,680
The polling bears that out.
436
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:24,679
You won't just be
a disgraced politician,
437
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:29,799
The public, the Palace and the Party
insist on compliance.
438
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:30,520
Fuck the Party!
439
00:30:30,521 --> 00:30:33,879
Refuse, and I've been advised
440
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:37,639
that we cannot guarantee
your physical safety.
441
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:39,960
Or that of your family.
442
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:56,640
I've made arrangements
for the broadcast.
443
00:30:58,160 --> 00:30:58,760
I can't...
444
00:30:58,761 --> 00:31:02,240
I'm sorry, Michael.
It's out of your hands.
445
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:17,879
'Let's take you live
446
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:21,719
'as we see the Prime Minister's car
travelling across London... '
447
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:25,559
He's got to do it.
448
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:29,640
'..Appears to be heading west
to Bankside Studios.'
449
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,919
We've ratified the law...
after midnight,
450
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:11,360
it'll be a criminal offence to store
any recording or images of the event.
451
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:22,119
They're doing an announcement to warn people off
even watching, some sonic tone that causes nausea.
452
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:26,199
'..When public opinion
has very much hardened,
453
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:30,479
'following the delivery
of the princess's severed finger.
454
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:34,319
'As the 4pm deadline approaches,
the nation is at a standstill
455
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,199
'watching the extraordinary
situation play out.
456
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:42,079
'Just to remind you, this is now
a story of global significance... '
457
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:45,759
"Michael Callow has displayed
incredible bravery"
458
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:48,520
"in what was a matter
of life or death."
459
00:32:48,521 --> 00:32:51,320
That's how it opens,
then we should move on...
460
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:54,360
OK. Yeah.
461
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,478
Everything prepared?
462
00:32:56,479 --> 00:32:58,280
Yes, ma'am.
463
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:01,360
Injection. It's docile.
464
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,640
It's time to go in now.
465
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,519
'..An unprecedented nature.'
466
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:22,799
'This is an official announcement.
467
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:26,039
'The Prime Minister will perform
an indecent act on your screens.
468
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:34,399
'..In the hope that it will ensure
the release of Princess Susannah.
469
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:38,799
'Recording or possessing a copy of
this broadcast will become illegal.
470
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:42,959
'All viewers are advised to turn off
their televisions immediately.
471
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,719
'The broadcast will commence after
the following tone.'
472
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,400
You'll have to see it through
to the end.
473
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:37,559
We've placed visual aids in your
eyeline, which might help if you...
474
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,560
get into trouble.
475
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:46,199
The suggestion we're getting
from psychologists
476
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:49,320
is that you should take
as long as you need.
477
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:55,239
If you rush, it might be
misinterpreted as eagerness
478
00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:57,480
or even enjoyment.
479
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:14,039
It's just
a skeleton crew inside.
480
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,080
Closed set.
481
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:02,840
There he is!
482
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:13,000
'I trust this will bring about the
safe return of Princess Susannah.'
483
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:23,240
'I...
484
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,920
'I love my wife.'
485
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,800
'May God forgive me.'
486
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,759
No!
487
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:39,480
Jesus! Poor bastard!
488
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,919
But it's been on for nearly an hour.
489
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:46,280
It's history, this.
490
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:48,719
We've got her. Susannah.
491
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:49,640
They released her?
492
00:39:49,641 --> 00:39:56,000
Stumbling about in the city.
493
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,359
Not hers. DNA shows it's male.
494
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:00,960
What?
495
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:09,919
It seems he let her go
30 minutes before it happened.
496
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:11,720
Why?
497
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:22,159
So it's a statement.
498
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:25,280
That's what this was all about,
making a point.
499
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,480
Should we...?
500
00:40:27,481 --> 00:40:29,919
Lose that page of the report.
501
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,119
No-one sees it, especially the PM.
502
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:34,120
Of course.
503
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:45,759
Good news, Michael.
504
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:49,439
You saved her.
Susannah's alive and well.
505
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:44,719
'On the one-year anniversary
of his humiliating ordeal,
506
00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:48,839
'an apparently unconcerned Michael
Callow put in an assured performance
507
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,880
'at a public appearance,
accompanied by his wife Jane.
508
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,200
'OK.
509
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:01,359
'The other central figure in events
was also before the camera
510
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:04,319
'at last night's
Children Of Valour Awards.
511
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:07,119
'Princess Susannah
made her first public appearance
512
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:10,399
'since announcing her pregnancy.
513
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:13,879
'It was one year ago that
the Turner Prize-winning artist,
514
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:15,959
'Carlton Bloom,
515
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:20,759
'coerced the Prime Minister
into committing an indecent act.
516
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:24,239
'As the anniversary arrived,
one art critic caused controversy
517
00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:28,959
'by describing it as "the first
great artwork of the 21st century".
518
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:32,799
'While cultural commentators
debate its significance,
519
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,559
'with a global audience
of 1.3 billion,
520
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:38,879
'it was an event
in which we all participated.
521
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:41,799
'The incident failed
to destroy a Prime Minister,
522
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:46,399
'who holds an approval rating
three points higher than last year.
523
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:49,160
'Damon Brown, UKN.'
524
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:54,520
Jane.
525
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,480
Jane, please.
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