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[Shower]
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Can I join in?
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-What are you doing here?
-Tyler invited me.
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-A heads up would have been nice Ty.
-Oh, please, like you never had a three way in this
shower before.
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Touché
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Hey.
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Wait, hold it. REALLY?!
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Tyler! Tyler!
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-Get up!
-You are such a buzz-kill.
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How did you get in here?
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He snuck in behind me.
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Neanderthal! Hello, we have rehearsal in, oh, 20
minutes. Let's go.
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Shit!
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You're not just grey, you're going bald!
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Get him out of our house.
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I will cut you!
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Um, yeah hi that's mine.
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Come on, Michael's going to kill us.
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Kill us?
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-Oh, hold! Mike!
-Hey Michael how are you?
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-Oh, I'm so glad I ran into you.
-Yeah, me too
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-Hey, did you get my email about the tickets?
-I did, in a couple of days we're going to send out an
email-
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The opening is a few weeks away and you are
definitely going to be there.
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-We're so grateful!
-Good for you!
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-Thank you so much!
-It's going to be a thrilling night.
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I know.
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Hey Michael!
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Oh, Mark Anthony!
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I'm good, Papa Bear. How are you?
-I could use 2 tickets.
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No question, it's going to happen. I'm not going to
leave you alone on this island!
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Oh, thank you!
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Does this look ok?
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You didn't even look!
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-What are you so worried about?
-Michael says that this guy could bankroll the entire
film without blinking an eye.
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And I need to impress him.
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Yeah, what the world needs is another bear
documentary.
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-Fuck it, I look terrible! I look awful.
-Babe, don't worry. Why are you getting all grizzly?
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I know you just woke up from a very big
hibernation.
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You're so cranky.
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You haven't had enough berries.
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Great, Great, are you done?
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You will look totally woofy for this investor, now I'm
done.
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Stop. Stop.
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-I know you've never been into the whole bear
thing.
-It's not that I'm not into it, I love this t-shirt.
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I don't know what the word is, I guess it's just
over-produced?
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That's something we can explore in the
documentary.
-Is it?
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This is the first movie I've ever made and I would
really love your moral support
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You have my support.
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-You also have his support, because he's so cute.
-He is so cute.
-I support you. Orally. Morally.
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Thank you, great. That means so much to me but I
have one more thing I wanted to ask you.
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-What?
-Is there any chance you could ask your mother if
we could stay at her place...
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-You set me up.
-We would get amazing footage.
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You used that cute face and you set me up.
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Um, maybe?
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Ok. I will ask her if she's full. Of herself. Ok, good
luck.
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-Now go and maul a hunter or whatever it is you do.
-I will do that.
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Um...you're so cute.
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All we have to worry about is making the show
great. Don't even worry about all that
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-Michael!
-Oh! Oh my god!
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-How are you, sir?
-Fantastic.
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Let me ask you a question, whose dick do I have to
suck to get 2 opening night tickets? I've been
calling everybody.
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That dick would be mine.
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All right, I'll do it here. I will if I got to but..
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-Please just send them to me, me and Jen.
-No question, absolutely.
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Ok, whatever you want, and then I want to talk to
you about Dogma the Musical.
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-You and Ben Affleck. Get in line.
-All right.
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Good seeing you.
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Yeah beginning of September's great but I need to
set this by labor day.
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It's very important.
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It's crucial
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I am the one who makes the decisions artistically
and creatively, besides the director.
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I paid a lot of money for this.
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I was thinking about this for the-
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Yeah looks great hold on, hold on, hold on..
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I'm so stressed about time-There's a deadline
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-Take a look
-Ho..hold on.
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You're not even paying attention.
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Oh.Yeah. I'm sorry....What?
-Can I just get a second with you, please?
-Oh yeah!
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Michael!
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-It's so good to see you.
-Fantastic to see you!
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I am hearing such amazing things about your show.
-It's going to be a great show and you have two
tickets to opening night.
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-I am so there. And I don't have to pay for it?
-You don't have to pay.
-Good because I don't like to pay for
anything....well. sex...but nothing else.
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All right you call me. You call me now. Make sure
Frank DeCaro has two tickets for opening night.
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We're not going to dis Mr. Satellite Radio.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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Hey listen I have to go.
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Inside the bar, baby.
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-Osito I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
-Go inside.
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Oh baby, I got to take this one call.
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This is really, really important. Just one little phone
call.
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No, I knew it was coming in. I'm sorry. Yeah, Michael
how are you?
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You're home.
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I'm home.
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Hey. No hello?
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Sorry.
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Gin.
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Don't start.
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You're making lobster?
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Trying.
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Rehearsal not going well.
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Yeah, rehearsal, the job.
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Quit the job I'm sure Brett can find another bear cub
to make lattes.
-I can't do that and you know it.
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Ty,just focus on your craft, the money will come
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Where from, Roger?
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As much as I love doing this pet project for
Michael...
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No one's going to come to this show.
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Um, I believe Michael got a Tony nomination for
one his pet projects not too long ago.
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Hey.
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What is going on with you?
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Nothing.
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Ty?
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Roger what do you want me to say?
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I feel like I'm not contributing anything around here
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and what I do make of the little money I have goes
right to my damn student loans
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I told you I would pay those off.
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And that's what I'm talking about.
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Ty. Come here.
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Please.
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So I put the lobster in and I just checked and it's not
dead.
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Is the water boiling?
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-Was it supposed to be boiling?
-Roger the flame's not on your torturing the poor
thing!
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What's this?
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I told you it wasn't dead.
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Open it.
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I, uh, don't know what to say.
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You say yes.
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I'm not ready to get married.
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I'm sorry. I...
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I get it, I get it. We haven't even been together as
long as our friends.
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The age difference.
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This is what I get for listening to my feelings.
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Rog...
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You ok?
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See all those people walking The Highline?
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To them their worlds are so big.
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Their dreams. Their fears.
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But from here they're just specks.
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I like us being part of the same speck.
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I just need more time.
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Take all the time you need.
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Rog...
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I love you.
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I know.
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[on screen] Wisely and slow. They stumble that run
fast -Romeo and Juliet
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[on screen] Shakespeare, Really theatre boy?
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[on screen] What are you trying to slow down,
Juliet?
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[on screen] Roger Proposed.
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Oh my god, Roger proposed?! That's fantastic.
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-You just scared the shit out me.
-Oh my god, I can't believe you're getting married.
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Marriage is like the new black.
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Wait. You're going to make me your bridesmaid or
whatever?
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We need to celebrate. Roger's got some
champagne around here somewhere?
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I said no.
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You what?
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Simon, I can't get married.
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Why not? He's like cute. Or, you know, your kind
cute anyway...
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Roger? Really?
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You know there's a sex act named after Roger!
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-I got to go!
-If that's the marrying kind...
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Wait. Who is that, and why are you telling him when
you should be telling me?
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Are you having an affair?
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Simon!
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-What? I thought you loved him.
-I do, I do but I don't know what to think.
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What is the problem?
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I love him, ok? But marriage is a huge step, I'm 23
years old.
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Yeah, where is he anyway?
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I don't know. He's downtown doing some business
thing--
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See! There is the problem! I could care less or show
any interest in what he's doing and he is so good to
me
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What did he do when you said no?
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He boiled a lobster alive.
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Like a sacrifice?
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He cooked me a lobster dinner, Simon.
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That is so romantic.
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I mean it's OK, Ty.
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If you're not ready, you're not ready.
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I'm not.
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And I can't stand that gay marriage is all of a
sudden legal in New York
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and everybody wants to do it.
-Preach it, girl.
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Now when I go sleep with somebody's husband,
they get all diva in a brides' dress on me.
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So what did the rings look like? Not that it matters, I
know you're not ready.
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They were beautiful, Simon. They were perfect.
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Well did you tell him that?
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-No.
-Good move.
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So. Here's an idea.
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Why don't you just get married at the court.
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And if you don't chicken out we can have a
fabulous wedding on the highline.
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I wish. Apparently he wanted to get married in
P-town.
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It's where he spent his summers during his
childhood.
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and it was his fantasy to get married there for years.
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Now it's a fantasy that I've shattered into a million
pieces.
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Shut up! P-town would have been so awesome!
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I heard the dick dock's amaze-balls.
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Oh, god, I don't know what to do, Simon.
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Is he pressuring you?
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No, and that's what's killing me because he's being
so fucking understanding.
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Then don't worry about it!
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Just go buy him another sex toy or whatever
couples do.
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Oh...sex toy. That reminds me of the day we met.
Remember?
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That story is as tired as that shirt.
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Thank you.
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You could always get divorced. That's what straight
people do. It's good for the economy.
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Go away.
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Wait. Wasn't there supposed to be a party here
tonight?
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What?
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Yeah, Roger sent me an email yesterday and...
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Oh my god. That was supposed to be a surprise
engagement party thing
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Simon, who else got this email?
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-Like Fred, and Brent, and everybody.
-I got to get out of here.
-What?
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I got to get air.
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Wait, where are you going?
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And then we opened the door, it was Chita Rivera.
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Really, it happened today. [Phone Vibrates] Oh,
baby don't get that.
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Nobody's here yet.
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Fine. I said it's fine.
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No, George, don't even...
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What up, C?
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Hey Rog.
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She still on the phone?
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Always.
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It's going to be huge.
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Speaking of huge!
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Nobody wants me to work in this family.
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One little Tony nod and she's suddenly so important
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Yeah, try living with her.
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I heard that. Where Ty-Ty?
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He's not here.
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No, but according to Scruff, Brent and Fred are
twenty feet away.
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Yeah, because that thing is accurate.
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Who let you guys in?
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Little Bit.
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I did. Tyler will be right back.
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Hey you've reached Tyler. Leave a message.
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Tyler, where the hell are you? Roger just got back
and he's asking
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where you are and get your ass back here. Or call
me.
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I didn't know you were on Scruff.
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What, I need to find a way to pass the time when
you're on the phone.
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Or someone.
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I never see you on Scruff, Rog.
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Nah, my Scruffing days are over, C. I promised Tyler
I'd stop all that.
240
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Hey!
241
00:16:15,324 --> 00:16:16,109
Not accurate, huh?
242
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:19,024
Hey, honey buns.
243
00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:20,779
Hey sweetheart.
244
00:16:21,330 --> 00:16:22,365
-Good to see you.
-What's going on?
245
00:16:22,998 --> 00:16:25,114
Hey, Simon. Where did Tyler go?
246
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:27,036
He said he'd be right back.
247
00:16:29,046 --> 00:16:30,081
Is everything Ok, Rog?
248
00:16:31,632 --> 00:16:32,712
Yeah, everything's fine.
249
00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:36,841
Ok, while we're waiting for Princess, Fred has some
really big news.
250
00:16:37,179 --> 00:16:38,510
I do.
251
00:16:38,847 --> 00:16:43,637
So, I, uh. So you guys know I've been at the agency
for 47 million years.
252
00:16:44,853 --> 00:16:47,515
And I, uh, always wanted to have my own camera.
253
00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:48,849
He bought the camera.
254
00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:54,310
Thank you. So I bought a camera and I am set to
make my own film.
255
00:16:55,572 --> 00:16:58,689
Michael, it turns out, has this friend who is
incredibly rich.
256
00:16:59,326 --> 00:17:00,782
So he got all the funding for the bear documentary!
257
00:17:01,203 --> 00:17:03,285
What? Oh!
258
00:17:03,747 --> 00:17:04,327
That's awesome.
259
00:17:04,706 --> 00:17:05,320
I did, thank you guys.
260
00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:06,743
-I'm really excited about it.
-Ty-Ty!
261
00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:09,199
All my favorite people, except you.
262
00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:11,456
-Hi how are you? Good to see you.
-Hi, sweetheart.
263
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:12,377
What's in the bag, baby?
264
00:17:12,756 --> 00:17:14,917
Something for my man... from the Leather Man.
265
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:16,502
Oh lord.
266
00:17:21,265 --> 00:17:23,927
Oh! What?
267
00:17:24,852 --> 00:17:26,888
Shut up! They have a bear version of the Fleshlight?
268
00:17:27,604 --> 00:17:29,811
-What is it?
-You know what that is.
-Is that real hair?
269
00:17:30,357 --> 00:17:30,846
Let me see that.
270
00:17:31,775 --> 00:17:32,434
What is that Ty?
271
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:33,599
Gross.
272
00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:38,899
You're right, Ty. They're beautiful!
273
00:17:39,575 --> 00:17:40,360
Did Roger know about this?
274
00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:42,362
Yes
275
00:17:44,079 --> 00:17:44,864
Yes.
276
00:17:45,873 --> 00:17:46,828
What does that mean?
277
00:17:47,374 --> 00:17:48,409
It means they're getting married
278
00:17:49,293 --> 00:17:51,875
They're getting married!
279
00:17:52,379 --> 00:17:54,961
We're going to P-Town, bitches!
280
00:18:50,395 --> 00:18:52,431
Look who's pretending to do yard work!
281
00:18:52,981 --> 00:18:54,096
Hello gorgeous!
282
00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:57,106
My darling boy, hi baby!
283
00:18:57,945 --> 00:18:59,230
And you brought your gorgeous gaggle of gays.
284
00:19:00,030 --> 00:19:01,816
-Ta-Dah!
-What are you waiting for, come on in.
285
00:19:04,701 --> 00:19:07,909
Darling, welcome, my beautiful handsome boy.
286
00:19:08,664 --> 00:19:09,779
You're laying it on a bit thick, don't you think.
287
00:19:10,165 --> 00:19:10,824
-Oh shush, you.
-Mama.
288
00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:13,748
Frederick, you're looking dapper.
289
00:19:14,044 --> 00:19:14,908
Thank you. How are you my Frederick?
290
00:19:15,295 --> 00:19:16,660
Lady Rose.
291
00:19:17,839 --> 00:19:18,999
You're my favorite, don't tell the rest.
292
00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:21,339
And here's who you really want to see.
293
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:22,753
My other wife, how are you?
294
00:19:23,136 --> 00:19:25,297
My little hot spicy chili pepper.
295
00:19:26,223 --> 00:19:27,554
You look stunning as always, baby.
296
00:19:28,684 --> 00:19:29,298
Hi. Tyler.
297
00:19:29,726 --> 00:19:31,466
Tyler, oh, the blushing bride.
298
00:19:31,979 --> 00:19:33,640
Oh and how sweet. You brought your father.
299
00:19:37,067 --> 00:19:37,897
Congratulations.
300
00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:41,192
Thank you. Welcome to Rose's Place, boys!
301
00:19:41,738 --> 00:19:42,602
Ok, dial it down a bit.
302
00:19:42,990 --> 00:19:44,321
Guess what? Shut up or I'll shove you back in.
303
00:19:46,368 --> 00:19:47,323
All right, Michael, where's my Michael?
304
00:19:47,744 --> 00:19:48,199
Yes Dove?
305
00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:50,076
Honey you are all the way in the back, ok?
306
00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:52,195
The room is beautiful but the electric is for shit, so
be careful.
307
00:19:52,666 --> 00:19:54,406
You always take such good care of us.
308
00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:56,533
That's because you have a bow-tie and your
boyfriend is cute.
309
00:19:57,421 --> 00:19:57,876
And where would you like us, mom?
310
00:19:58,255 --> 00:20:01,247
You...oh you know what? Your room currently has
three bears from Chicago
311
00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:03,957
No shit. The Chicago bears. I cannot make this up.
312
00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:05,418
So you're in the Castro Room, is that ok?
313
00:20:05,762 --> 00:20:06,421
Yes. That's fine.
314
00:20:06,847 --> 00:20:07,381
Oh that's great.
315
00:20:07,848 --> 00:20:12,012
-Thank you so much for accommodating us on such
short notice.
-No, sure that's fine.
316
00:20:12,436 --> 00:20:15,678
-Well, you trained him well.
-Learned from the best.
-That's right, you did.
317
00:20:16,857 --> 00:20:18,893
So are you guys excited? I'm excited for you.
318
00:20:19,443 --> 00:20:22,025
The big wedding...I mean finally New York did the
fucking right thing, right?
319
00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:25,482
Well it took some time... uh... err
320
00:20:28,410 --> 00:20:29,946
Well put. Use your words.
321
00:20:31,204 --> 00:20:32,535
I think we're going to need a sign language
interpreter.
322
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:33,620
-I do sign language!
-You do?
323
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:34,738
No. I do!
324
00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:36,331
I love gays.
325
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:37,619
Is that gay?
326
00:20:37,961 --> 00:20:38,165
That's gay.
327
00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:38,992
That's lesbian.
328
00:20:39,379 --> 00:20:40,960
That's a good night at the Dick-Dock.
329
00:20:41,381 --> 00:20:41,915
Stupid!
330
00:20:42,257 --> 00:20:44,043
-See, this is where he gets it.
-I love her.
331
00:20:44,551 --> 00:20:45,882
-I love you.
-I love you.
332
00:20:46,219 --> 00:20:48,426
-I'm familiar with you.
-I like you very much.
-I'm adopted.
333
00:20:49,639 --> 00:20:52,301
So you guys ready to go? Your room is upstairs.
334
00:20:52,934 --> 00:20:55,175
And I installed some dual head showers.
335
00:20:56,146 --> 00:20:56,555
No you didn't?
336
00:20:57,064 --> 00:20:57,644
Yes I did.
337
00:20:58,148 --> 00:20:58,762
Just like home!
338
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:01,644
So when are your parents coming, honey?
339
00:21:02,110 --> 00:21:02,439
They'll be here soon
340
00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:05,235
Oh good. And isn't there another. A ninth?
One..two...three.
341
00:21:05,947 --> 00:21:08,609
Ah, he's...on his way. He missed the ferry and took a
submarine instead.
342
00:21:09,117 --> 00:21:09,606
Oh he did?
343
00:21:10,410 --> 00:21:11,149
He said fairy?
344
00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:15,704
Wardrobe change! Quick!
345
00:21:16,124 --> 00:21:16,738
We're missing tea!
346
00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:18,786
Wardrobe change? Does he know it's BearWeek?
347
00:21:19,252 --> 00:21:19,991
Yeah, it's like brown or beige!
348
00:21:32,891 --> 00:21:34,722
Holy shit! This is amazing!
349
00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:38,014
Twinkerbell says there's only, like, 3 twinks on this
whole...
350
00:21:38,814 --> 00:21:42,227
Slimed already. I need a cocktail.
351
00:21:43,026 --> 00:21:44,186
And there she goes.
352
00:21:44,528 --> 00:21:45,893
Hey, there's Randy.
353
00:21:46,613 --> 00:21:48,899
Of course. We travel eight hours to hang out with
the same idiots.
354
00:21:49,324 --> 00:21:50,029
Oh stop.
355
00:21:50,951 --> 00:21:51,315
Hey man.
356
00:21:51,785 --> 00:21:53,116
I think I had a dream like this once.
357
00:21:54,496 --> 00:21:55,360
Sorry. I've been robbed.
358
00:21:58,750 --> 00:21:59,830
Definitely seeing you later.
359
00:22:00,460 --> 00:22:01,074
Yes you will.
360
00:22:02,712 --> 00:22:05,169
Randy! You crazy bastard!
361
00:22:07,801 --> 00:22:09,257
Is this place fucking nuts or what?
362
00:22:09,719 --> 00:22:10,333
What are you doing?
363
00:22:10,762 --> 00:22:12,127
I'm making a bear documentary.
364
00:22:12,597 --> 00:22:16,431
Oh good. Because that's just what the world needs,
another bear documentary.
365
00:22:17,018 --> 00:22:17,507
Did you?
366
00:22:17,894 --> 00:22:18,599
I just got here.
367
00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:20,601
Who you here with Randy?
368
00:22:21,148 --> 00:22:23,309
I'm staying with my friend Nate. He's the guy that
runs the dune tours.
369
00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:24,605
Oh, dune tours?
370
00:22:24,985 --> 00:22:27,442
That sounds awesome. Can we go on a dune tour?
-Yeah, sure.
371
00:22:28,196 --> 00:22:30,562
Nate? As in Nathaniel Reed, Nate?
372
00:22:31,158 --> 00:22:33,194
Yeah, he's around here somewhere. I think he's
getting me a drink.
373
00:22:33,660 --> 00:22:34,490
Who's Nathaniel Reed?
374
00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:37,360
That is Nathaniel Reed.
375
00:23:04,691 --> 00:23:05,350
Hey Roger.
376
00:23:06,067 --> 00:23:06,931
Hey how you been.
377
00:23:07,986 --> 00:23:09,271
Good. You?
378
00:23:09,988 --> 00:23:10,397
Good
379
00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:13,571
Hey Michael.
380
00:23:15,869 --> 00:23:17,234
-Still hanging around with this one?
381
00:23:17,829 --> 00:23:18,818
He won't let me go.
382
00:23:19,122 --> 00:23:21,488
This is who I spend most of my time with. Carlos,
Nate.
383
00:23:22,042 --> 00:23:22,747
How are you.
384
00:23:23,335 --> 00:23:24,916
Good. Nice handshake.
385
00:23:25,378 --> 00:23:26,868
And these are the boys from Brooklyn
386
00:23:27,297 --> 00:23:27,752
Bert and Ernie.
387
00:23:28,131 --> 00:23:28,916
Hi. Brent.
388
00:23:29,758 --> 00:23:30,964
Hey. Fred.
389
00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:32,458
Nice to meet you.
390
00:23:32,844 --> 00:23:34,709
Hey, would you mind if I shot you for my
documentary?
391
00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:37,338
Here. Just stand over here with the guys.
392
00:23:37,807 --> 00:23:38,045
Here?
393
00:23:38,391 --> 00:23:40,222
-That's good.
-I have a room upstairs.
394
00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:42,266
oh, it's uh not a porno.
395
00:23:42,938 --> 00:23:43,597
Too bad.
396
00:23:44,064 --> 00:23:45,179
Yeah. It is too bad.
397
00:23:45,732 --> 00:23:48,018
Hey Nate, I want you to meet Tyler.
398
00:23:48,652 --> 00:23:49,391
His fiancé.
399
00:23:49,778 --> 00:23:51,939
-They're betrothed.
-Really.
400
00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:54,025
Nice to meet you, Tyler. Congratulations.
401
00:23:54,741 --> 00:23:55,856
Hey thanks, nice to meet you too.
402
00:24:02,832 --> 00:24:05,448
Hey! Who's buying?
403
00:24:06,545 --> 00:24:08,911
Well...can somebody loan me a twenty?
404
00:24:09,339 --> 00:24:10,670
Shit, Brent. There's Varla Jean Merman.
405
00:24:11,091 --> 00:24:12,126
I want to get her for the documentary.
406
00:24:12,467 --> 00:24:13,456
I need you to do the talking.
407
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:15,751
I'm getting roped into everything. What about that
host?
408
00:24:16,096 --> 00:24:17,677
You got a host now? What happened with a host?
409
00:24:18,181 --> 00:24:21,264
Your friend is making us use his husband as the
host of the documentary.
410
00:24:21,601 --> 00:24:22,886
You're kidding? I don't even know him.
411
00:24:23,270 --> 00:24:26,603
I don't know him either, but he's on the late ferry
and I don't really want to miss this, Brent.
412
00:24:27,065 --> 00:24:27,554
Come on.
413
00:24:27,941 --> 00:24:29,021
No fun for us. Bye!
414
00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:32,484
-Bye!
-Work, work, work.
-I don't know about you guys but I need a drink.
415
00:24:32,862 --> 00:24:35,353
-You want anything, babe?
-Same, Harrison on the rocks.
416
00:24:35,865 --> 00:24:37,150
I'm going to say no.
417
00:24:37,576 --> 00:24:38,861
You get off that thing. Do you want a drink?
418
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:41,367
No, I'm cool baby. You go ahead. I don't want a
drink.
419
00:24:43,290 --> 00:24:44,029
Randy, shut up.
420
00:24:44,332 --> 00:24:44,787
Nice to meet you.
421
00:24:45,208 --> 00:24:45,867
Nice to meet you too.
422
00:24:48,211 --> 00:24:49,166
Married, huh?
423
00:24:50,380 --> 00:24:52,371
People change, Nate.
424
00:24:53,216 --> 00:24:54,080
Ok.
425
00:24:55,468 --> 00:24:56,833
So you're running the dune tours.
426
00:24:57,262 --> 00:25:00,675
Yeah. You should come on one. I'll give you a tour
personally.
427
00:25:01,182 --> 00:25:04,219
Oh! We would love that, wouldn't we? That'd be
great.
428
00:25:05,312 --> 00:25:06,597
Shoot, Randy. Is that you?
429
00:25:07,314 --> 00:25:08,724
Red. E. Randy?
430
00:25:10,275 --> 00:25:10,855
Really?
431
00:25:11,735 --> 00:25:13,020
Pays to advertise.
432
00:25:13,528 --> 00:25:18,147
Because Randy's ready. Cuz Randy's ready. Randy's
ready!
433
00:25:25,999 --> 00:25:27,409
Can I have a Harrison and ice, please?
434
00:25:27,834 --> 00:25:29,995
How you doing?....make it two.
435
00:25:57,447 --> 00:26:02,032
Really? It's a kilt.
436
00:26:05,413 --> 00:26:11,750
-Oh. Sorry.
-Don't be. I'm not exactly nimble myself.
-Here or in the bedroom?
437
00:26:12,420 --> 00:26:13,409
Oh, just here.
438
00:26:14,589 --> 00:26:17,331
Sorry. I don't know why I just said that. I'm just
looking for someone.
439
00:26:18,093 --> 00:26:18,832
Aren't we all?
440
00:26:19,552 --> 00:26:21,167
No. Seriously. Just looking for a friend.
441
00:26:21,596 --> 00:26:24,338
Oh well, then don't let me stand in your way.
442
00:26:25,016 --> 00:26:27,723
No! You're not in my way. Just...heading to the bar.
443
00:26:28,395 --> 00:26:30,807
Yeah? I thought you said you were looking for a
friend.
444
00:26:31,398 --> 00:26:33,514
If you knew my friend you'd know he'd be at the
bar.
445
00:26:34,901 --> 00:26:36,516
Well in that case it was great to meet you...uh...?
446
00:26:37,028 --> 00:26:41,021
-Tyler. Tyler Hall, nice to meet you.
-Big Dan
-Yeah, I'll say.
447
00:26:41,574 --> 00:26:43,940
Pleasure to meet you, Tyler. How's your bear hunt
going?
448
00:26:44,411 --> 00:26:47,995
No bear hunting for me this time, actually. I'm
getting married.
449
00:26:48,456 --> 00:26:51,619
Really? How old are you?
450
00:26:52,043 --> 00:26:55,331
-Yeah, I know. I'm young.
-No, no judgments. Just a question.
451
00:26:56,047 --> 00:26:58,038
23, but we've been together a long time.
452
00:26:58,633 --> 00:27:00,498
Your fiancée is a lucky man, Tyler.
453
00:27:05,432 --> 00:27:09,266
-Shit. My parents are here already.
-You brought your parents to bear week?
454
00:27:09,811 --> 00:27:10,800
To the wedding.
455
00:27:11,187 --> 00:27:14,224
Right! Right, well I hope your dad isn't the hirsute
type.
456
00:27:14,691 --> 00:27:16,932
You know how ruthless these guys can be.
457
00:27:18,069 --> 00:27:19,479
I got to go!
458
00:27:20,447 --> 00:27:22,438
Yeah, so this is the historic West End.
459
00:27:23,032 --> 00:27:26,490
Yeah, each house has a marker and they've been
floated here.
460
00:27:26,870 --> 00:27:27,359
Oh. No.
461
00:27:27,746 --> 00:27:32,536
-It's bright out here, though, isn't it?
-It's really...Floated? Impressive.
462
00:27:33,460 --> 00:27:35,075
Yeah. In the 1 850s.
463
00:27:35,545 --> 00:27:37,035
-Wow, that's something.
-Here we are.
464
00:27:37,547 --> 00:27:39,833
Oh. Thank you.
-Cute. All right.
465
00:27:44,554 --> 00:27:45,259
-Keep the change
-Thanks, Daddy.
466
00:27:45,555 --> 00:27:47,011
-You're a strapping young man.
467
00:27:47,307 --> 00:27:49,093
-Oh no boys, you don't have to do that.
-Oh we got it, daddy.
468
00:27:50,477 --> 00:27:52,058
Gabe, I'm going to check out the kitchen.
469
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:55,478
I thought the point of a vacation was to have
someone else cook for you.
470
00:27:56,149 --> 00:27:59,391
-Hey Daddy.
-Nice suspenders.
471
00:28:00,069 --> 00:28:00,774
Woof.
472
00:28:01,446 --> 00:28:02,811
Why is everyone calling me daddy?
473
00:28:03,823 --> 00:28:05,734
Hey Rhino can cook, can't you Rhi?
474
00:28:06,075 --> 00:28:06,860
Your name is Rhino?
475
00:28:07,285 --> 00:28:08,365
It's an old football name.
476
00:28:09,370 --> 00:28:12,658
You play football and you cook? I bet you made
your Daddy proud.
477
00:28:13,082 --> 00:28:14,538
See I can play the daddy game too.
478
00:28:15,210 --> 00:28:18,748
Well, we don't really talk anymore... And this is my
husband Jimmy.
479
00:28:19,130 --> 00:28:19,869
Hey Jimmy.
480
00:28:23,176 --> 00:28:24,416
That's my husband Rhino.
481
00:28:25,553 --> 00:28:26,212
Your....?
482
00:28:26,596 --> 00:28:27,631
Yeah, we're in a thruple.
483
00:28:28,264 --> 00:28:29,253
No..no I'll take it thank you.
484
00:28:29,599 --> 00:28:32,011
Well we'll be on the deck if you need any more help.
485
00:28:34,103 --> 00:28:34,808
Daddy.
486
00:28:35,271 --> 00:28:35,635
Ah!
487
00:28:36,064 --> 00:28:36,769
You made it.
488
00:28:37,106 --> 00:28:37,470
Yeah.
489
00:28:38,233 --> 00:28:40,064
What's the matter? Are you having a heart attack?
490
00:28:40,568 --> 00:28:42,183
They're all husbands.
491
00:28:42,654 --> 00:28:43,313
Yeah, I know dad.
492
00:28:43,655 --> 00:28:44,144
All three of them
493
00:28:44,447 --> 00:28:45,277
Yeah, I know
494
00:28:45,615 --> 00:28:47,230
Where do you even find a bed that big?
495
00:28:50,954 --> 00:28:52,865
You know your mother is going to have a stroke
when she sees that.
496
00:28:53,498 --> 00:28:54,157
Ok, so let's not tell her.
497
00:28:54,457 --> 00:28:54,786
Ok.
498
00:28:55,583 --> 00:28:58,450
Oooh. Hi daddy.
499
00:29:02,882 --> 00:29:06,545
I hate to get all Barbra Streisand on you but I think
I'd look even more attractive if we filmed over here.
500
00:29:07,387 --> 00:29:09,002
Do you mind? Thank you!
501
00:29:09,722 --> 00:29:11,462
Oh hey, how are you darling?
502
00:29:11,766 --> 00:29:12,630
This is the best BearWeek ever.
503
00:29:13,434 --> 00:29:15,140
You know you're actually clashing with me.
504
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:16,555
Would you mind standing over there?
505
00:29:16,855 --> 00:29:18,470
Maybe on the other side of the bar, that'd be great.
506
00:29:18,815 --> 00:29:19,930
Come back later, actually. How's this?
507
00:29:20,358 --> 00:29:21,188
Oh that looks beautiful.
508
00:29:21,693 --> 00:29:22,603
Do my teeth look yellow?
509
00:29:23,027 --> 00:29:23,391
No.
510
00:29:23,695 --> 00:29:24,434
Ok. Speed.
511
00:29:24,821 --> 00:29:25,276
Action!
512
00:29:26,197 --> 00:29:30,406
-Ok. So how has Bear Week been treating you?
-Oh my god it has been really amazing.
513
00:29:31,077 --> 00:29:35,662
Although there have been several widespread
brownouts in the evening hours because of all the
CPAP machines.
514
00:29:38,293 --> 00:29:39,658
Any other issues this week?
515
00:29:40,086 --> 00:29:42,873
Well you know there have been so many bears I
found the other
516
00:29:43,298 --> 00:29:46,131
day when I was walking down Commercial Street,
by the time I'd gotten to the East End,
517
00:29:46,426 --> 00:29:47,211
I'd coughed up a hairball.
518
00:29:48,303 --> 00:29:49,634
And I don't even own a cat.
519
00:29:50,346 --> 00:29:50,926
Brent, how's it going?
520
00:29:51,222 --> 00:29:51,631
Good.
521
00:29:52,098 --> 00:29:54,305
We're just interviewing this school bus.
522
00:29:54,893 --> 00:29:55,348
This is her lunch!
523
00:29:56,394 --> 00:29:57,474
Have you seen Ty?
524
00:29:58,062 --> 00:29:58,346
Who?
525
00:29:59,022 --> 00:29:59,727
Ty. The guy I'm...
526
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:01,350
The guy I'm marrying.
527
00:30:01,649 --> 00:30:03,605
Oh yeah, you are married. Thanks for that invite.
528
00:30:04,694 --> 00:30:05,183
No. I haven't seen him.
529
00:30:05,612 --> 00:30:06,226
Shit.
530
00:30:06,613 --> 00:30:08,695
But Michael Moore here has got about another 1 00
hours left
531
00:30:08,990 --> 00:30:10,480
of slanted, biased filming.
532
00:30:10,783 --> 00:30:12,899
Oh and PS, Carlos and Michael went back to the
house.
533
00:30:13,494 --> 00:30:14,574
Ok. I'll tell the Provincetown Gazette.
534
00:30:14,871 --> 00:30:16,532
Thanks, have fun.
535
00:30:18,791 --> 00:30:21,533
OK, move the camera back over to me here, he's
going to pull focus. I know who the audience is!
536
00:30:25,632 --> 00:30:27,623
Oh ok. Now this is a kitchen!
537
00:30:28,009 --> 00:30:30,421
This is a gorgeous kitchen.
538
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,302
-Mom, be careful, don't touch anything.
-Honey..it's granite. You can't hurt granite.
539
00:30:33,723 --> 00:30:35,759
This is a place where a lot of cooking goes on,
gentleman and I--
540
00:30:36,476 --> 00:30:38,717
IfYOU can get Mrs. Madrigal to lighten up on the
kitchen rules I can
541
00:30:39,062 --> 00:30:41,769
cook us up something delicious!
542
00:30:42,690 --> 00:30:45,898
Oh, it's such an honor I've been waiting to meet you
forever.
543
00:30:46,444 --> 00:30:48,685
This is my handsome husband, Carlos.
544
00:30:50,573 --> 00:30:51,232
Are you the producer?
545
00:30:51,616 --> 00:30:52,105
I am.
546
00:30:52,742 --> 00:30:55,074
I just want to thank you so much for putting my son
in your show.
547
00:30:55,620 --> 00:30:56,951
Oh, he's fantastic.
548
00:30:57,288 --> 00:30:58,448
We couldn't' do it without him. He's wonderful.
549
00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:01,907
You know he played Patrick in Mame and he was
heartbreaking.
550
00:31:02,251 --> 00:31:02,660
Mom!
551
00:31:03,002 --> 00:31:06,620
I bet he was. I want details. I want every nuance.
552
00:31:07,632 --> 00:31:08,291
Have you heard him sing?
553
00:31:09,425 --> 00:31:10,335
We're going to talk later.
554
00:31:10,969 --> 00:31:11,799
She means well.
555
00:31:12,261 --> 00:31:13,546
She's fantastic.
556
00:31:16,891 --> 00:31:21,635
No, I said, No offense taken. If it weren't for
electrolysis I probably would be a bear.
557
00:31:22,146 --> 00:31:23,226
That's the truth.
558
00:31:25,441 --> 00:31:26,726
Be right back, we have new people.
559
00:31:27,068 --> 00:31:29,400
Hello! Welcome to my humble abode.
560
00:31:29,737 --> 00:31:30,476
These are my parents.
561
00:31:30,822 --> 00:31:31,652
I'm Rachel.
562
00:31:34,867 --> 00:31:36,403
Hello Mrs. Madrigal. I'm Gabe.
563
00:31:36,744 --> 00:31:38,325
Mrs. Madrigal? Michael. Really?
564
00:31:38,663 --> 00:31:40,199
Oh, why's it always got to be me?
565
00:31:40,540 --> 00:31:45,580
It is you. Mrs. Madrigalis a character from a story
that he's obsessed with.
566
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:49,629
I am Rose. And PS, Ms. Madrigal, much older and a
tranny.
567
00:31:51,134 --> 00:31:53,045
So, will you be joining us for dinner this evening?
568
00:31:53,761 --> 00:31:54,295
We'd love too.
569
00:31:54,887 --> 00:31:55,171
Great.
570
00:31:55,763 --> 00:31:57,879
You know Gabe asked me to make a dish tonight!
571
00:31:58,224 --> 00:31:58,758
Well..yes.
572
00:31:59,100 --> 00:32:03,264
No, no he did not. Michael -One. One dish, Miss
Paula Deen?
573
00:32:03,646 --> 00:32:06,103
Prepare to have your arteries clogged. And I hope
you like mayonnaise.
574
00:32:06,441 --> 00:32:07,681
But it's going to be delicious.
575
00:32:08,026 --> 00:32:09,766
It's gonna be delicious!
576
00:33:02,663 --> 00:33:03,072
Excuse me.
577
00:33:04,082 --> 00:33:08,451
Everybody. Can I have your attention please?
578
00:33:09,128 --> 00:33:12,211
So. I just want to say welcome
579
00:33:12,882 --> 00:33:17,672
Thank you for warming up my home and for
sharing this beautiful meal.
580
00:33:18,012 --> 00:33:20,128
You're welcome!
581
00:33:20,556 --> 00:33:24,515
And thank you to Michael for the heart attack on a
plate.
582
00:33:24,894 --> 00:33:26,555
Any time, Lady Rose.
583
00:33:27,939 --> 00:33:33,229
And I'd like to make a toast to the new friends and
old friends and family.
584
00:33:35,071 --> 00:33:39,861
And to Roger and Tyler. The gorgeous couple.
585
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:44,778
Any time two people fall in love it is a miracle.
586
00:33:45,373 --> 00:33:46,704
Love is love.
587
00:33:48,042 --> 00:33:54,789
We all wish you the best, congratulations gorgeous
gorgeous couple.
588
00:33:55,883 --> 00:33:58,841
I must say Brent. You are one lucky man,
589
00:33:59,470 --> 00:34:01,131
To have a mother who's so supportive.
590
00:34:01,472 --> 00:34:02,302
And forward thinking.
591
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:03,254
I do?
592
00:34:03,599 --> 00:34:05,510
Why, Mikey, that wasn't your experience?
593
00:34:05,852 --> 00:34:07,012
When I told my mother I was gay,
594
00:34:07,353 --> 00:34:10,891
She said, You're not gay. You're fat. And fat stores
estrogen.
595
00:34:12,150 --> 00:34:13,856
Whatever. I love my baby's estrogen.
596
00:34:14,652 --> 00:34:15,812
It is in your case.
597
00:34:16,696 --> 00:34:19,859
My teenage son decided to pull the wool over my
eyes.
598
00:34:20,199 --> 00:34:20,437
Mom.
599
00:34:20,783 --> 00:34:21,192
When he came out.
600
00:34:21,534 --> 00:34:22,899
Oh, I want to hear this.
601
00:34:23,536 --> 00:34:24,195
Ok.
602
00:34:24,871 --> 00:34:25,326
So.
603
00:34:25,872 --> 00:34:29,785
It's about 3:00 in the afternoon and I'd just done a
little yard work
604
00:34:30,126 --> 00:34:32,117
and I hear the phone ring, and I go in and get it.
605
00:34:32,545 --> 00:34:33,705
And it's the police.
606
00:34:34,046 --> 00:34:37,163
Telling me they have my son in custody.
607
00:34:37,967 --> 00:34:41,926
I should just say right here that Gabe was doing a
little bit of accounting work
608
00:34:42,263 --> 00:34:45,050
for the police department at the time. So I think you
would have called your
609
00:34:45,391 --> 00:34:46,551
Dad if it weren't for that.
610
00:34:47,018 --> 00:34:48,303
But he knew I would have killed him.
611
00:34:48,769 --> 00:34:49,679
What did you do?
612
00:34:50,521 --> 00:34:52,728
I stole a CD from a Sam Goody store.
613
00:34:54,650 --> 00:35:00,816
So. I am just furious. Crazy with anger, and I go
down to the police station.
614
00:35:01,157 --> 00:35:06,902
And there I am. I'm standing in this blue checkered
house coat, with these little
615
00:35:07,246 --> 00:35:11,410
scuffed up slippers and my hair is all crazy and I'm
just trying to make chit-chat
616
00:35:11,751 --> 00:35:14,868
with my friends at the police department, waiting
for my convict son!
617
00:35:15,254 --> 00:35:16,414
Mom.
618
00:35:17,673 --> 00:35:21,507
So anyway, so. I get him in the car and I take off like
a shot.
619
00:35:22,845 --> 00:35:24,085
and I can remember my hands were just shaking.
620
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:27,012
And I'm saying, Why would you do that. Why would
you steal anything. You have everything.
621
00:35:27,350 --> 00:35:29,716
We give you everything. Why would you steal
anything.
622
00:35:30,061 --> 00:35:32,052
And he says to me. Mom, I've got a lot of problems.
623
00:35:32,396 --> 00:35:36,264
And I'm like, Problems? Really, what kind of
problems could you have?
624
00:35:36,609 --> 00:35:39,521
You're 1 6 years old. You live at home. What kind of
problems could you have.
625
00:35:39,862 --> 00:35:40,942
And he says to me, Mom I'm gay.
626
00:35:41,864 --> 00:35:42,148
Hell no.
627
00:35:42,949 --> 00:35:47,818
So I pull off the road and I turn off the engine and I
say
628
00:35:48,162 --> 00:35:50,027
Fuck. That.
629
00:35:51,207 --> 00:35:54,244
I say, you're going to tell me now after I just picked
you up
630
00:35:54,585 --> 00:35:56,917
at the police station for shoplifting, that you're gay?
631
00:35:57,255 --> 00:35:58,620
Is that some sort of smokescreen?
632
00:35:58,965 --> 00:36:01,581
Like now that you're a homosexual you can run
around stealing shit?
633
00:36:02,260 --> 00:36:05,752
I mean, I don't see marauding homosexuals stealing
and pillaging. Do you?
634
00:36:06,138 --> 00:36:07,378
That's when you beat him with the wooden spoon?
635
00:36:07,723 --> 00:36:08,382
Ooh! Here you go!
636
00:36:09,058 --> 00:36:14,303
And that's when I said to you, do you remember, I
said I will have a gay son
637
00:36:14,647 --> 00:36:17,354
that I happen to love very much, in my house.
638
00:36:17,692 --> 00:36:18,977
But I will not have a thief.
639
00:36:20,111 --> 00:36:20,850
Are you done?
640
00:36:24,323 --> 00:36:25,062
Ok.
641
00:36:25,825 --> 00:36:26,610
I'm done now.
642
00:36:27,159 --> 00:36:30,993
Yeah, that's how we deal with things in the
Midwest, so expect that at every family reunion.
643
00:36:31,330 --> 00:36:32,911
Hey! Are you trying to embarrass me?
644
00:36:33,624 --> 00:36:35,034
Because I will come after you.
645
00:36:38,170 --> 00:36:40,081
Gabe, you must have been mortified.
646
00:36:40,631 --> 00:36:45,091
Yes, I was mortified. But that police accounting job
was only part time.
647
00:36:45,553 --> 00:36:49,922
I spent most of my adult life working at a major
financial firm in Cincinnati.
648
00:36:50,808 --> 00:36:51,593
Really?
649
00:36:52,184 --> 00:36:52,889
What firm?
650
00:36:53,686 --> 00:36:54,766
Schuster and Morgan.
651
00:36:56,397 --> 00:36:58,137
Did you ever work for John Schuster?
652
00:36:58,482 --> 00:37:00,018
Oh yeah, that guy was an asshole.
653
00:37:00,359 --> 00:37:01,314
Gabe!
654
00:37:01,652 --> 00:37:02,311
What do you mean, Gabe?
655
00:37:02,778 --> 00:37:04,518
You have just been swearing like a pirate.
656
00:37:05,156 --> 00:37:07,238
Rachel, he's right, that guy was a tool.
657
00:37:07,616 --> 00:37:08,605
When did you start there?
658
00:37:08,951 --> 00:37:09,861
Oh it was a long time ago.
659
00:37:10,328 --> 00:37:12,785
Let me see, see, 1 984 I think.
660
00:37:14,373 --> 00:37:16,989
I interned for John Schuster in the Boston office in
1 985.
661
00:37:17,501 --> 00:37:17,910
Really?
662
00:37:19,003 --> 00:37:20,834
Wow. Small world.
663
00:37:24,091 --> 00:37:29,836
Yeah..um, so what did you say when your son came
out to you...
664
00:37:30,639 --> 00:37:31,754
Sir?
665
00:37:32,475 --> 00:37:37,310
Well, Roger. The Halls are a very proud family.
666
00:37:38,481 --> 00:37:45,603
So I said, Tyler if you're going to be a gay. You be the
best damn gay you can be!
667
00:37:50,159 --> 00:37:51,490
And he is!
668
00:38:01,170 --> 00:38:03,001
I don't know why they can't do one thing right.
669
00:38:03,339 --> 00:38:05,170
I'm gone a freaking weekend.
670
00:38:06,675 --> 00:38:07,539
Ugh.
671
00:38:11,722 --> 00:38:12,802
That was a good dinner though.
672
00:38:13,140 --> 00:38:14,971
I almost fell out I was laughing so-
673
00:38:19,105 --> 00:38:20,936
I didn't know we was in an open relationship.
674
00:38:22,149 --> 00:38:23,264
What are you talking about?
675
00:38:23,692 --> 00:38:25,023
You're on that app 24/7.
676
00:38:26,278 --> 00:38:27,814
What? Scruff?
677
00:38:28,155 --> 00:38:28,564
Scruff.
678
00:38:28,948 --> 00:38:30,233
I'm just chatting with friends, Silly.
679
00:38:30,741 --> 00:38:33,107
You're the only one on that application, just
chatting with friends.
680
00:38:34,453 --> 00:38:36,114
Baby. What did I tell you?
681
00:38:37,248 --> 00:38:39,830
I ain't with them. I'm with you, remember?
682
00:38:47,174 --> 00:38:48,084
(knock on door.) Oh no, it can't be.
683
00:38:48,884 --> 00:38:49,373
Who is it?
684
00:38:50,094 --> 00:38:51,049
Steve from Chicago.
685
00:38:51,554 --> 00:38:52,339
Come in.
686
00:38:54,265 --> 00:38:55,129
Perfect timing.
687
00:38:57,643 --> 00:38:58,223
I believe this is yours.
688
00:39:00,438 --> 00:39:02,850
No, that's Jimmy's. It's got a Chicago Bears sticker
on it.
689
00:39:04,191 --> 00:39:05,931
Oh. Does it have a Chicago Bears sticker on it?
690
00:39:06,277 --> 00:39:07,687
I guess we switched it downstairs.
691
00:39:08,154 --> 00:39:09,360
No worries. It was probably Rose.
692
00:39:10,197 --> 00:39:10,811
It's fine.
693
00:39:11,782 --> 00:39:12,988
Hey, is that one of the new ones?
694
00:39:13,325 --> 00:39:14,280
Yeah, baby that's the one he told you about.
695
00:39:14,618 --> 00:39:15,778
The one with the humidifier. Remember?
696
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:20,238
Oh. Damn. If I knew that was up in here I wouldn't
have opened the door.
697
00:39:21,041 --> 00:39:22,076
I would have busted the door down.
698
00:39:22,585 --> 00:39:24,951
I'm just a really light sleeper so this really helps me
out a lot.
699
00:39:25,504 --> 00:39:26,914
It's a real lifesaver.
700
00:39:29,633 --> 00:39:30,292
I bet.
701
00:39:31,177 --> 00:39:31,916
Goodnight boys.
702
00:39:35,973 --> 00:39:36,928
Muscle head.
703
00:39:38,434 --> 00:39:39,719
What? You worried about me?
704
00:39:40,144 --> 00:39:41,759
I can't help if I'm so beautiful.
705
00:39:42,730 --> 00:39:44,140
I bet he wants your humidifier.
706
00:40:06,795 --> 00:40:07,329
Here's your punch.
707
00:40:07,838 --> 00:40:08,827
What you only got me one?
708
00:40:09,298 --> 00:40:09,753
That's all you need.
709
00:40:15,387 --> 00:40:17,719
I really wanted to get here earlier so we could be on
the other side.
710
00:40:23,103 --> 00:40:23,717
I like it here.
711
00:40:24,772 --> 00:40:25,306
You would.
712
00:40:26,398 --> 00:40:27,103
Hey. What's up?
713
00:40:29,401 --> 00:40:30,231
How's it going.
714
00:40:31,111 --> 00:40:31,691
Ty.
715
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,247
I think we're fine. We'll stay here, but thanks.
716
00:40:46,043 --> 00:40:50,582
Have it your way. If you change your mind we'll be
over at the meat rack.
717
00:41:03,352 --> 00:41:04,137
You OK?
718
00:41:06,063 --> 00:41:09,021
Hey, I'm going to go with Jack and Ted,
719
00:41:09,316 --> 00:41:10,476
and say hey to Nate and everybody.
720
00:41:10,818 --> 00:41:12,183
Are you ditching me for your ex?
721
00:41:12,528 --> 00:41:14,109
You ditched me yesterday.
722
00:41:14,446 --> 00:41:16,357
One minute you are talking to some fat guy
723
00:41:16,699 --> 00:41:17,905
And then you disappear.
724
00:41:18,409 --> 00:41:19,319
Oh, ok, so you followed me?
725
00:41:19,868 --> 00:41:21,608
No. I didn't follow you, Ty.
726
00:41:22,079 --> 00:41:24,286
It's Bear Week. It's the bear community. Everybody
talks.
727
00:41:24,623 --> 00:41:26,079
My parents showed up early, Roger.
728
00:41:26,667 --> 00:41:27,622
Your finger is broken?
729
00:41:28,335 --> 00:41:30,291
Ok. Fine. I'm sorry I should have texted you.
730
00:41:31,005 --> 00:41:32,461
Don't worry about. It's fine. I'll be back.
731
00:41:33,465 --> 00:41:34,796
You serious?
732
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:59,400
Well if it isn't Mister Soon-To-Be-Hyphenated.
733
00:41:59,992 --> 00:42:01,198
Well if it isn't Big Dan.
734
00:42:01,619 --> 00:42:03,405
At your service.
735
00:42:04,622 --> 00:42:05,862
Beautiful day.
736
00:42:06,874 --> 00:42:08,830
May I?
737
00:42:11,629 --> 00:42:13,870
Please.
738
00:42:17,217 --> 00:42:19,299
Trouble in paradise?
739
00:42:20,095 --> 00:42:20,709
You saw that?
740
00:42:21,597 --> 00:42:22,336
Heard it too.
741
00:42:23,390 --> 00:42:25,255
Fat guy? I am not fat.
742
00:42:25,684 --> 00:42:27,390
Pleasantly plump, maybe.
743
00:42:28,270 --> 00:42:29,385
Gravitationally challenged.
744
00:42:30,356 --> 00:42:31,687
See that sounds negative.
745
00:42:32,483 --> 00:42:35,225
There's more than enough negativity in this
community lately.
746
00:42:35,861 --> 00:42:38,102
Ah, Ok. Buoyantly enhanced.
747
00:42:38,530 --> 00:42:39,770
Ah, there you go.
748
00:42:40,616 --> 00:42:43,198
And speaking of buoyantly enhanced.
749
00:42:48,791 --> 00:42:54,286
(Crowd starts to cheer.)
750
00:42:55,005 --> 00:42:57,291
Anybody need a spare tire?
751
00:43:14,358 --> 00:43:16,474
All right. So tell me. Why the great divide?
752
00:43:17,653 --> 00:43:19,484
You mean between the big guys and the muscle
guys?
753
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:21,024
I don't know.
754
00:43:21,490 --> 00:43:24,527
Some people say it's aging circuit queens
infiltrating the scene.
755
00:43:25,452 --> 00:43:28,444
Others say it's the insecure fatties throwing the first
stones.
756
00:43:29,915 --> 00:43:32,577
All I know is we need a little more community in this
community.
757
00:43:33,127 --> 00:43:35,163
Woo. Amen, sister.
758
00:43:37,089 --> 00:43:39,125
Bottom's up, bears!
759
00:43:48,308 --> 00:43:50,424
Ok. Now I've seen everything.
760
00:43:50,769 --> 00:43:52,760
Time to flip.
761
00:43:59,987 --> 00:44:01,227
Want me to do your back?
762
00:44:02,823 --> 00:44:06,441
Ok, so the other half of that hyphen is right there.
763
00:44:07,453 --> 00:44:08,488
Good looking guy.
764
00:44:09,955 --> 00:44:11,070
And he's a good man too.
765
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:13,029
I guess that's what important.
766
00:44:13,584 --> 00:44:14,869
Yeah, maybe.
767
00:44:16,044 --> 00:44:19,662
Far be it from me to tell you your business but I
hope it's more than that.
768
00:44:20,007 --> 00:44:21,463
You're getting married.
769
00:44:24,428 --> 00:44:25,543
Yeah. I guess.
770
00:44:27,598 --> 00:44:28,804
So, what's your story?
771
00:44:29,558 --> 00:44:30,764
How long have you got?
772
00:44:31,477 --> 00:44:33,092
How about until the next gong?
773
00:44:34,062 --> 00:44:35,393
I love your sense of humor.
774
00:44:37,816 --> 00:44:38,976
Excuse me
775
00:44:39,777 --> 00:44:40,937
You're in my seat.
776
00:44:41,737 --> 00:44:48,233
Oh. Well. That. That's easily remedied.
777
00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:50,735
Sort of...
778
00:44:51,955 --> 00:44:54,241
Congratulations on the wedding. I'm Dan.
779
00:44:55,584 --> 00:44:57,540
Thanks. Roger.
780
00:45:00,297 --> 00:45:01,537
Uh. You got a good man there.
781
00:45:02,424 --> 00:45:03,459
I know.
782
00:45:04,426 --> 00:45:06,667
Well. I'll see you around Tyler.
783
00:45:07,054 --> 00:45:10,342
Hey Dan, so the wedding is Saturday over at Race
Point Beach.
784
00:45:10,682 --> 00:45:12,513
If you want, come on by.
785
00:45:14,853 --> 00:45:15,968
Yeah, any friend ofTyler's...
786
00:45:16,980 --> 00:45:18,595
Thanks.
787
00:45:19,566 --> 00:45:23,775
Depends how drunk I get at the BearCity foam
party, but I'll try.
788
00:45:24,321 --> 00:45:24,855
Please do.
789
00:45:25,489 --> 00:45:26,319
See ya.
790
00:45:27,074 --> 00:45:27,984
Nice to meet you.
791
00:45:36,834 --> 00:45:38,244
Uh was that the guy from yesterday?
792
00:45:38,627 --> 00:45:40,367
Yup.
793
00:45:49,137 --> 00:45:50,422
All right Rog. Listen.
794
00:45:52,808 --> 00:45:54,764
I'm sorry that I ditched you yesterday. Ok.
795
00:45:57,563 --> 00:46:03,354
I'm sorry too. I mean if my parents were still alive
and
796
00:46:03,694 --> 00:46:06,811
wandering around BearWeek I'm sure I would be
acting the same way.
797
00:46:07,990 --> 00:46:09,480
Thank you.
798
00:46:10,033 --> 00:46:14,276
All right bears! Show me some wood!
799
00:46:18,041 --> 00:46:19,997
Oh, shut that fucking gong up.
800
00:46:24,423 --> 00:46:27,210
I am bored. I'm so bored.
801
00:46:27,759 --> 00:46:29,875
There's a party outside, and we're inside. Yay!
802
00:46:30,220 --> 00:46:31,255
Would you please stop.
803
00:46:31,597 --> 00:46:32,928
I'm so bored baby. Where's this guy?
804
00:46:33,265 --> 00:46:35,551
He just texted. He said he's going to be here any
second now.
805
00:46:38,353 --> 00:46:40,184
-Yeah, that was like 20 minutes ago. So I don't
believe it.
-Would you please chill out sweetheart, you're
making me nervous.
806
00:46:40,522 --> 00:46:44,561
-Does he know what you look like?
-He's gonna know who we are when he gets here
so...
807
00:46:48,363 --> 00:46:53,858
Oh, they didn't tell me you'd be such a hot bear!
808
00:46:55,329 --> 00:46:56,660
Woof!
809
00:46:57,497 --> 00:47:00,330
Um, this is my partner Brent. Hello.
810
00:47:00,667 --> 00:47:03,625
Oh. Scott-O. Scott with an O.
811
00:47:03,962 --> 00:47:05,293
Business partners?
812
00:47:05,631 --> 00:47:06,620
Uh, no, the regular kind.
813
00:47:07,215 --> 00:47:10,457
Oh, I get it so you want to keep your space.
814
00:47:10,802 --> 00:47:16,638
So what I think we should do, I think we put all the
people to one side that we think represent the
community
815
00:47:18,894 --> 00:47:24,730
But I don't want to use anybody old or fat. I want
the better-looking guys. It couldn't hurt right?
816
00:47:26,068 --> 00:47:31,779
-OK, I'm tracking with that. I like better-looking
guys.
-Happy, up guys.
817
00:47:32,407 --> 00:47:35,069
Oh look how about these two?
818
00:47:35,911 --> 00:47:38,448
I don't like chicken and rice. That's not going to
happen.
819
00:47:39,039 --> 00:47:44,124
Oh look at this one. Hello! I'm single just in case
you're wondering. Come on over here, come on
over here.
820
00:47:44,544 --> 00:47:47,502
Let's shoot this guy. Can you roll the camera please?
-Yeah, sure.
821
00:47:48,131 --> 00:47:49,371
This is my show.
822
00:47:50,342 --> 00:47:52,424
Just give me some levels.
-Some what?
823
00:47:52,803 --> 00:47:54,794
Some levels. Just talk normally into the mic please--
824
00:47:55,138 --> 00:47:57,470
Somebody hasn't done this before.
825
00:47:57,808 --> 00:47:58,342
Shh! Stop.
826
00:47:58,684 --> 00:47:59,548
What's your name?
827
00:47:59,893 --> 00:48:00,757
Denny.
828
00:48:02,437 --> 00:48:08,728
I could lap you up like some biscuits and gravy.
829
00:48:09,069 --> 00:48:10,809
Look I was just on my way to the pool so-
830
00:48:11,154 --> 00:48:13,566
Well if you need a shower my room is upstairs.
831
00:48:13,907 --> 00:48:18,617
Uh, so we got all that we need to do with helping
him find some dick so...
832
00:48:18,954 --> 00:48:19,443
Stop it!
833
00:48:19,788 --> 00:48:22,621
So let's try to get more of a human interest story.
834
00:48:26,378 --> 00:48:27,743
Oh my god, that ass, it's heaven.
835
00:48:30,841 --> 00:48:33,048
You know what, hold on. Hey! Guys.
836
00:48:33,427 --> 00:48:34,633
Hey, how are you. I'm Brent.
837
00:48:34,970 --> 00:48:38,758
I was just going to, I saw your shirts and I was
wondering how long you guys have been together.
838
00:48:39,099 --> 00:48:40,214
1 9 years.
839
00:48:40,559 --> 00:48:42,220
That's amazing. That's great.
840
00:48:44,938 --> 00:48:48,931
My partner Fred over here is doing a little
documentary about bears. Crazy idea, right?
841
00:48:49,818 --> 00:48:53,106
That is why I love him so much. He thinks when I
can't.
842
00:48:53,530 --> 00:48:54,485
We would like to get you in there.
843
00:48:54,823 --> 00:48:57,189
-Oh, I don't know.
-Oh, come on Cole, let's do it.
844
00:48:58,076 --> 00:48:59,657
See how he gets me?
845
00:49:00,537 --> 00:49:03,529
I don't know why we have to use old people.
846
00:49:04,082 --> 00:49:07,165
Um, this is Fred. And this is Scott.
847
00:49:07,544 --> 00:49:11,457
O! Scott-O.
-Scott Oh-my god.
848
00:49:11,923 --> 00:49:16,462
You guys ready? So this is Cole and Gary.
849
00:49:16,928 --> 00:49:18,884
Baby, that was amazing. Thank you.
850
00:49:19,556 --> 00:49:23,219
All right. So. Um...what do I ask them?
851
00:49:23,894 --> 00:49:26,727
Start with, How long have you guys been together?
852
00:49:27,064 --> 00:49:29,806
-Well that's compelling since it's on their t-shirt but
whatev-
-How did you meet?
853
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:31,435
Right. How did ya meet?
854
00:49:33,153 --> 00:49:39,615
Well, when we met there was no online. So we had
to do it the old fashioned way.
855
00:49:39,951 --> 00:49:43,819
How?
-At a truck stop.
856
00:49:45,707 --> 00:49:49,416
I met this guy from Nacogdoches at a truck stop!
857
00:49:49,878 --> 00:49:55,373
He was 6'5and he had this, oh god, he had a
scholong that was THIS big. I swear.
858
00:49:55,801 --> 00:49:59,214
I went to his truck, I didn't walk straight for a week.
Yeah.
859
00:50:01,681 --> 00:50:06,801
Oh. Well. I guess they had some place to go. That
was rude.
860
00:50:07,479 --> 00:50:11,313
I told you we shouldn't use seniors. Sometimes they
forget where they are.
861
00:50:14,194 --> 00:50:16,776
-I will have a pink one.
-I will have an entire tray.
862
00:50:17,114 --> 00:50:22,234
Here you go. And this is for you. -Thank you so
much. Thank you very much and thank you for
visiting Scott Cakes.
863
00:50:22,577 --> 00:50:23,817
These must kill at BearWeek.
864
00:50:24,162 --> 00:50:26,153
Every week should be BearWeek.
865
00:50:28,875 --> 00:50:30,035
You need to fire that host guy.
866
00:50:31,002 --> 00:50:32,242
I can't fire him.
-Fire him.
867
00:50:32,712 --> 00:50:34,794
His husband is paying for the whole thing. I can't
fire him.
868
00:50:35,132 --> 00:50:37,748
Can you care about anything enough to just fight
for it?
869
00:50:38,093 --> 00:50:38,798
I fight for things.
870
00:50:39,136 --> 00:50:41,502
No you don't. You don't fight for anything. It sort of
just happens to you.
871
00:50:41,847 --> 00:50:44,338
Just because I'm not a control freak doesn't mean I
don't care.
872
00:50:44,683 --> 00:50:49,768
But you are a controller. Let us not forget the great
open relationship diaster.
873
00:50:50,105 --> 00:50:52,312
How did this suddenly become about our
relationship?
874
00:50:53,817 --> 00:50:59,232
Well you tabled the marriage conversation right
when it became legal. And that was your whole
excuse before, that it wasn't legal.
875
00:50:59,573 --> 00:51:02,815
Brent, you're sounding just like Reggie right now.
-Please don't do that, I don't like being compared to
your ex.
876
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:05,196
Yeah well stop acting like him then, ok?
877
00:51:05,537 --> 00:51:08,119
I am not going to be pushed into marriage just
because it's legal now.
878
00:51:08,456 --> 00:51:13,041
No, but you will be pushed into working with a
pompous pig whose ready to ruin your dream.
Because you're OK with that. And that's how you
are.
879
00:51:13,378 --> 00:51:17,166
Those are two completely different things, Brent.
-No they are not.
-Fred this is your dream. Open your hand.
880
00:51:17,507 --> 00:51:19,793
Put your hand out.
-What?
-That. That's your film. Ok?
881
00:51:20,135 --> 00:51:23,548
It's perfect. It's made with passion. It's made with
love, right? -Right, right?
-Yes.
882
00:51:26,975 --> 00:51:28,840
Well, that's what that guy is going to do to your
movie.
883
00:51:29,436 --> 00:51:30,972
Splatter it on the pavement.
884
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:45,323
Sorry! I'm sorry, was that too much?
885
00:51:45,952 --> 00:51:48,910
No. Sweetie, it was good.
886
00:51:49,998 --> 00:51:51,738
I'm good with a visual metaphor.
887
00:51:52,626 --> 00:51:53,581
I know.
888
00:51:54,628 --> 00:51:55,617
I like that.
889
00:51:55,962 --> 00:51:57,953
I know. Let's go eat this.
890
00:51:58,298 --> 00:52:00,880
Let's get stoned first.
-Oh. Let's get drunk and stoned.
891
00:52:01,218 --> 00:52:02,708
I'll just get drunk. -I'll get stoned.
892
00:52:03,053 --> 00:52:08,844
Mmm, this is so beautiful. Isn't it?
893
00:52:15,649 --> 00:52:17,890
I know you. What's wrong?
894
00:52:19,986 --> 00:52:22,102
The oak bar top came in and it was basically
destroyed in transit.
895
00:52:23,990 --> 00:52:29,860
-Oh no.
-Yeah, it's going to take another 30 days to
manufacture. Another 1 0 to ship.
896
00:52:30,497 --> 00:52:32,909
That obviously blows our chances of opening on
Labor Day.
897
00:52:33,250 --> 00:52:35,992
Oh, baby...I'm so sorry.
-Yeah.
-When did you find out?
898
00:52:36,336 --> 00:52:38,418
-This morning.
-Why didn't you tell me?
899
00:52:38,964 --> 00:52:39,953
Because you were on the phone.
900
00:52:42,634 --> 00:52:47,048
Carlos, I know that this show is consuming me, but
as soon as it opens...
901
00:52:47,389 --> 00:52:52,509
Michael, save it. Ok? I know that doing this makes
you happy. I'm not going to sabotage that. I just...
902
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:58,981
I just wish we could have some boundaries. You
know?
903
00:52:59,526 --> 00:53:02,734
Oh, I know this is terrible timing baby, but I have to
take this one call.
904
00:53:03,071 --> 00:53:04,481
Are you fucking serious?
905
00:53:05,573 --> 00:53:09,907
Hey hey. Carlos! Carlos Cantoni DeLa Cruz don't you
dare-ugh! Look, I...
906
00:53:11,079 --> 00:53:14,037
Don't you answer that. Don't you fucking answer
that. Don't you dare.
907
00:53:17,168 --> 00:53:22,083
I said I would appreciate some boundaries. Michael,
ok? Look where we are.
908
00:53:23,216 --> 00:53:28,552
If we can't spend some alone time on a sliver of rock
in the middle of the fucking ocean then what's the
point?
909
00:53:29,347 --> 00:53:30,587
Tell me.
910
00:53:37,105 --> 00:53:38,595
You're right. I apologize
911
00:53:39,566 --> 00:53:45,027
Come here. Come here and cuddle with me. Sorry.
912
00:53:48,283 --> 00:53:52,026
Oh! You bitch!
-I told you I wouldn't sabotage you, Gordito.
913
00:53:53,663 --> 00:53:56,279
-I know.
-You know what I mean?
-I understand.
914
00:53:57,208 --> 00:53:59,073
Bitch.
915
00:54:04,883 --> 00:54:07,590
Anyway, sorry for overreacting. This whole bar thing
has got me worked up.
916
00:54:07,927 --> 00:54:11,090
Well can't we special order it? Can't we have it sent
overnight? We can spend the money.
917
00:54:11,431 --> 00:54:14,423
I don't care right now. I just want to enjoy the view.
918
00:54:17,062 --> 00:54:18,142
Me too.
919
00:54:20,732 --> 00:54:24,441
[Phone vibrates] Oh it's the bar guys.
920
00:54:25,111 --> 00:54:28,194
Seriously?
-Yeah. Yeah what the hell happened?
921
00:54:30,825 --> 00:54:31,985
[Phone vibrates] All right. Hey, hey.
922
00:54:32,702 --> 00:54:34,033
Yeah yeah. You're damn right I'm pissed.
923
00:54:34,496 --> 00:54:36,111
No no no. You guys have the wrong props list-
924
00:54:36,915 --> 00:54:38,200
Ask Esby...
925
00:54:38,625 --> 00:54:40,035
I don't want to hear it. That's unacceptable.
926
00:54:40,377 --> 00:54:41,583
I don't want to hear that.
927
00:54:42,128 --> 00:54:44,119
You're not going to blow this opening. You hear
me?
928
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:48,707
I don't want to hear it.
929
00:54:53,264 --> 00:54:56,051
Oooh. I see fingers.
930
00:54:56,393 --> 00:54:57,724
One foot in front of the other. All right we're almost
there.
931
00:54:59,104 --> 00:55:02,016
Da da dadada da.
-Careful, careful!
-Whhaaa What was that?
932
00:55:02,357 --> 00:55:03,221
ShhShhShh!
933
00:55:03,566 --> 00:55:06,182
-All right keep going.
-It's like a haunted house.
934
00:55:06,653 --> 00:55:07,984
Keep going we're almost there.
935
00:55:08,321 --> 00:55:10,403
I am serving you, Helen Keller.
936
00:55:11,241 --> 00:55:12,777
Ok. There.
937
00:55:13,118 --> 00:55:14,107
Yeah.Yeah.
938
00:55:14,577 --> 00:55:17,068
Here we go. One -Two -Two
939
00:55:17,414 --> 00:55:22,329
-Three!
-Water!
-No, look.
-Whale watching!
940
00:55:22,836 --> 00:55:26,078
Oh. Baby! But isn't that expensive?
941
00:55:26,673 --> 00:55:28,914
Yeah. But you are so worth it.
942
00:55:30,218 --> 00:55:33,210
Oh-isn't this a misappropriation of Sugar Daddy's
money? -Mhm? -Ok.
943
00:55:51,114 --> 00:55:52,103
Hello.
944
00:55:52,907 --> 00:55:57,276
Hey. I'm Jake. That's my partner Ken. Which one of
you guys is Fred?
945
00:55:57,787 --> 00:55:58,742
I'm Fred.
946
00:55:59,164 --> 00:56:02,122
Great. Great to meet you.
-You too.
947
00:56:02,542 --> 00:56:03,577
Nate sent you right?
948
00:56:03,918 --> 00:56:05,909
Yes. He did.
-All right.
949
00:56:06,546 --> 00:56:09,663
Jake, let's get this party started.
-Yes, sir.
950
00:56:20,852 --> 00:56:23,093
We are loose, Captain.
951
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:26,768
Don't tell me. We are interviewing them for the
documentary.
952
00:56:27,108 --> 00:56:31,147
Yep. And all is right in the world of money
management.
953
00:56:31,654 --> 00:56:36,148
-Is Scott O coming? Tell me he's not coming.
-Baby I have something to tell you.
-Huh?
954
00:56:36,868 --> 00:56:39,905
I let him go today.
-No!
-Yup. Fired.
955
00:56:40,538 --> 00:56:41,493
What did he say?
956
00:56:42,165 --> 00:56:45,874
He said, Oh you'll be hearing from my husband ya
ya ya. That guy's such a douche bear.
957
00:56:47,337 --> 00:56:49,999
So proud of you. Good.
-Thank you sweetheart.
-Get rid of him!
958
00:56:50,381 --> 00:56:51,541
Yay! -Yeah! -Gone!
959
00:56:51,883 --> 00:56:52,963
Whales!
960
00:56:54,928 --> 00:56:56,793
This is amazing!
961
00:57:04,854 --> 00:57:06,219
Where's that guy from?
962
00:57:06,689 --> 00:57:08,771
I don't think he's from Cape Cod... He has a bit of an
accent.
963
00:57:10,068 --> 00:57:11,148
I vant to pahk the cah in Haahvard Yaaahd.
964
00:57:11,528 --> 00:57:14,019
Park ze car in Haahvard Yaaahd.
965
00:57:14,906 --> 00:57:16,737
Woohoo!
966
00:57:38,429 --> 00:57:41,296
Take your shirt off. Come on.
967
00:57:47,021 --> 00:57:49,854
Yay. Woo!
968
00:57:59,450 --> 00:58:01,441
Fred! A whale!
969
00:58:01,828 --> 00:58:05,161
Where? Let me get my camera.
970
00:58:05,707 --> 00:58:07,163
It's already gone.
971
00:58:08,042 --> 00:58:09,532
Do you see anything.
972
00:58:09,961 --> 00:58:11,917
Yeah. A fucking light house.
973
00:58:12,213 --> 00:58:14,829
Oh, there's two lighthouses.
974
00:58:17,427 --> 00:58:19,668
Keep your eyes peeled sweetie.
975
00:58:23,850 --> 00:58:27,342
Hey! What's going on?
-You said Nate sent you right?
-Yeah he did.
976
00:58:29,397 --> 00:58:32,764
Oh.That was my nipple. Thank you. Sorry. Whoops.
977
00:58:33,109 --> 00:58:35,225
Uh..Fred.
978
00:58:36,446 --> 00:58:37,936
Fred! Fred! Oh!
979
00:58:38,489 --> 00:58:39,478
Down boy!
980
00:58:39,824 --> 00:58:42,065
You know I think there might be a
misunderstanding....
981
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:57,338
Get your hand off me! I'm slipping here. Stop it!
982
00:58:57,675 --> 00:59:00,963
Watch the feet. Watch the... FRED!!!
983
00:59:01,304 --> 00:59:03,420
Shit! He can't swim! -what is wrong with you
guy-oh, fuck!
984
00:59:04,265 --> 00:59:04,970
Fred!
985
00:59:06,559 --> 00:59:09,050
Fred!
986
00:59:10,897 --> 00:59:12,353
Fred!
987
00:59:12,982 --> 00:59:14,438
Fred!
988
00:59:18,780 --> 00:59:19,815
Jake, Jake. Come on. Come on.
989
00:59:20,531 --> 00:59:21,316
Oh! Oh!
990
00:59:29,791 --> 00:59:30,951
It's OK.
991
00:59:35,588 --> 00:59:36,498
Hey sorry guys.
992
00:59:37,590 --> 00:59:40,332
Yeah, me too. I thought you said Nate sent you.
993
00:59:40,885 --> 00:59:43,001
Yeah, actually a friend of Nate's did send us.
994
00:59:43,930 --> 00:59:47,297
He just didn't tell us about the happy ending.
-Randy?
-Yeah
995
00:59:47,642 --> 00:59:48,677
Oh my god I'm going to kill that guy.
996
00:59:49,018 --> 00:59:51,009
Hey Jake, let's just get on with the tour all right?
997
00:59:53,398 --> 00:59:55,684
Yes, sir.
998
01:00:00,405 --> 01:00:01,394
Hey.
999
01:00:02,365 --> 01:00:03,400
Yeah?
1000
01:00:03,741 --> 01:00:05,277
Thanks for saving me.
1001
01:00:06,411 --> 01:00:08,618
Very romantic. Damsel in distress and all.
1002
01:00:12,166 --> 01:00:14,452
I lost my camera.
1003
01:00:16,838 --> 01:00:19,295
It went overboard when I jumped in to get you.
1004
01:00:21,050 --> 01:00:22,335
Doid you lose a lot of footage?
1005
01:00:23,136 --> 01:00:25,422
NO. Just what I shot this morning.
1006
01:00:26,514 --> 01:00:30,132
I just really wanted to get a shot of a whale. You
know, jumping up in the air.
1007
01:00:30,518 --> 01:00:32,554
It almost never happens.
1008
01:00:43,072 --> 01:00:44,437
So, are you going to ask about my day?
1009
01:00:44,782 --> 01:00:46,443
How was your day, baby?
-It was amazing.
-Really?
1010
01:00:46,743 --> 01:00:49,610
So we went out with Randy's friends. The guys from
the what do you call it...
1011
01:00:50,580 --> 01:00:53,037
Use your words. -Boat
-The boat.
1012
01:00:53,458 --> 01:00:55,323
And we were standing on the edge of the boat
which is called a...
1013
01:00:55,752 --> 01:00:57,242
Starburst.
-Starfish
1014
01:00:58,921 --> 01:01:04,166
-And it got a little porno-y!
-With a stranger?
1015
01:01:05,636 --> 01:01:11,302
And I fell off the boat, and you know I can't swim
because you never paid for those lessons.
1016
01:01:12,018 --> 01:01:17,684
I did. You didn't want to mess up your hair.
-You just wanted turquoise jewelry.
1017
01:01:18,941 --> 01:01:23,981
Well, Fred jumped in and he saved me, it was so
romantic.
1018
01:01:24,322 --> 01:01:29,737
Except for the almost dying part and the two
thousand dollar camera that did its own little
Titanic.
-Wow, sounds like a real Prince Charming.
1019
01:01:30,745 --> 01:01:38,288
Without the charm. Or the horse. Or the chaps. Oh!
With the chaps.
1020
01:01:39,128 --> 01:01:46,296
-I like Frederick.
-He hates when you call him that.
-Really?
-Did you forget?
1021
01:01:47,261 --> 01:01:55,100
We talked all week about standing up and fighting
for things.You think it's cheesy, I think it's amazing.
1022
01:01:56,437 --> 01:02:07,109
He had a choice to make and he chose me.
-He did. Over a camera. (sarcastically) That's
fantastic. Listen to yourself!
1023
01:02:07,448 --> 01:02:08,358
-he chose you over his camera.
1024
01:02:10,952 --> 01:02:16,663
It's just a metaphor
-Maybe it's time for you to just think about maybe
moving on.
-Jesus!
-No really.
1025
01:02:17,834 --> 01:02:31,805
You are special. You know, more special than some
piece of plastic with a flashbulb.
1026
01:02:32,473 --> 01:02:46,444
Fred has commitment issues-
-That's a bull-shitty excuse, I don't buy it. And PS,
you're not his ex. Not yet, anyway.
1027
01:02:46,737 --> 01:02:47,647
Oh my god! You are a terrible mother, you have no
maternal insticts at all.
1028
01:02:48,239 --> 01:02:53,984
Listen, I am telling you. How long are you going to
stay,
1029
01:02:55,288 --> 01:03:03,286
in a relationship where the other person isn't
committed? Look how handsome you are.
1030
01:03:04,797 --> 01:03:06,128
Come on.
1031
01:03:07,133 --> 01:03:09,545
You don't want to end up an old lonely hag, right?
1032
01:03:10,428 --> 01:03:14,091
Do they have a more masculine term for that?
-An old lonely fag.
1033
01:03:17,935 --> 01:03:21,223
This town is so beautiful. They kept calling him
Daddy.
1034
01:03:23,941 --> 01:03:25,181
I had to protect my man.
1035
01:03:26,027 --> 01:03:26,561
You go girl!
1036
01:03:28,237 --> 01:03:30,148
Ooooh. May I?
1037
01:03:31,949 --> 01:03:36,318
Oh yeah.
-That is so pretty, where'd you get that?
1038
01:03:37,330 --> 01:03:46,079
Well, Brian -Brent's dad-and I, spent some time in
San Francisco on a commune. We fell in with these
fantastic wild hippies.
1039
01:03:47,632 --> 01:03:50,044
Well it was the 1 970s, so they weren't really hippies.
1040
01:03:50,343 --> 01:03:51,833
(sarcastic) I think she was asking me, but go ahead,
we'll wait.
1041
01:03:52,553 --> 01:03:58,549
Anyway. They were fantastic, and they made these
rings out of different shades of gold.
1042
01:03:59,685 --> 01:04:06,397
They would layer the gold like that and form waves.
Look here.
1043
01:04:07,693 --> 01:04:09,399
Here. Look. Do you see the waves?
1044
01:04:09,737 --> 01:04:11,352
That is gorgeous.
1045
01:04:11,697 --> 01:04:17,158
So they taught us how to do it, and Brian and I
made one for each other.
1046
01:04:18,329 --> 01:04:20,945
It was a long time ago. It was really fun.
1047
01:04:21,916 --> 01:04:23,406
Why do you wear it around your neck?
1048
01:04:23,751 --> 01:04:24,615
Gabe-
1049
01:04:24,961 --> 01:04:26,701
No. That's a good question.
1050
01:04:27,713 --> 01:04:29,123
I don't know.
1051
01:04:29,924 --> 01:04:32,506
I think maybe, because it's closer to my heart.
1052
01:04:34,845 --> 01:04:36,301
That's so nice.
1053
01:04:37,014 --> 01:04:45,558
[sex sounds]
1054
01:04:45,898 --> 01:04:48,059
The Chicago boys?
1055
01:04:49,151 --> 01:04:51,233
Where do you find a bed that big?
1056
01:04:53,072 --> 01:04:54,312
Really?
1057
01:04:54,782 --> 01:04:56,613
Just asking?
1058
01:05:10,131 --> 01:05:12,417
Spa Day!
1059
01:05:16,762 --> 01:05:18,718
I cannot wait to get this massage.
1060
01:05:20,683 --> 01:05:24,346
Hey guys. Thank you.
1061
01:05:26,689 --> 01:05:28,896
I love you too.
1062
01:05:30,109 --> 01:05:31,770
Let's hear it for Ty and spa day, boys.
1063
01:05:39,285 --> 01:05:42,277
Wait until you see this massager guy I picked out for
you.
1064
01:05:42,788 --> 01:05:43,777
It's masseuse, Lance Bass.
1065
01:05:44,248 --> 01:05:45,533
Whatever, Scruff Boy.
1066
01:05:45,875 --> 01:05:47,866
Ok relax. It's actually a massage therapist.
1067
01:05:48,210 --> 01:05:50,667
No, no. it's a masseusiologist.
1068
01:05:51,964 --> 01:05:54,330
Of course, I'd rather die than have those hairy paws
touch me but...
1069
01:05:54,675 --> 01:05:56,836
I think you're going to be stoked.
1070
01:05:59,138 --> 01:06:02,380
He's like your kind of cute.
1071
01:06:03,559 --> 01:06:06,926
He's too skinny forTyler.
-Too skinny? He was like a wafer thin mintaway from
a heart attack.
1072
01:06:07,772 --> 01:06:10,980
Ok, well you and I have very different views on body
size.
1073
01:06:12,943 --> 01:06:15,605
-Obviously.
-What about you Mariquita? You find your twink
yet?
1074
01:06:15,946 --> 01:06:20,235
A: Fuck you, and B: Let me check..
1075
01:06:23,245 --> 01:06:24,735
Oh. My. God.
1076
01:06:25,206 --> 01:06:26,867
The bears are eating the twinks.
1077
01:06:27,958 --> 01:06:30,415
No, there's like, just one left.
1078
01:06:30,836 --> 01:06:32,121
Ah, and he's ten feet away.
1079
01:06:36,926 --> 01:06:38,791
He's cute too.
1080
01:06:40,012 --> 01:06:47,054
Ray... Simon and Ray. It's got a nice ring to it,
doesn't it?
-Not a chance.
1081
01:06:47,812 --> 01:06:50,019
What? It's my fantasy, you don't have to-
1082
01:06:53,192 --> 01:06:56,309
This is hell. I'm in hell.
1083
01:07:00,908 --> 01:07:03,741
Ok. Now that pocket cub was cute.
1084
01:07:04,036 --> 01:07:05,776
Did you just say pocket cub'?
1085
01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:07,866
Wow. Learning the lingo, Si?
1086
01:07:08,457 --> 01:07:09,617
It's kind of like travelling abroad.
1087
01:07:13,087 --> 01:07:17,046
I'm going to go get laid.
1088
01:07:21,095 --> 01:07:21,800
Oh shit.
1089
01:07:22,763 --> 01:07:25,926
Fred.
1090
01:07:27,810 --> 01:07:28,970
Hey Reggie.
1091
01:07:30,980 --> 01:07:37,852
Oh, this is my husband, Johnny. This is my ex, Fred.
1092
01:07:38,154 --> 01:07:39,064
Fred had commitment issues when we were
together didn't ya Fred.
1093
01:07:39,572 --> 01:07:42,689
You still with that uh, skinny-
-Brent
-Yeah, Brent. You still with Brent?
1094
01:07:43,826 --> 01:07:46,989
We're still together.
1095
01:07:47,288 --> 01:07:51,452
Wow. It's a long time, huh?
-Six years.
-Six Years!
1096
01:07:52,042 --> 01:07:59,210
That's like a world record for you, isn't it Fred?
Where is he?
1097
01:08:00,301 --> 01:08:03,793
He's at a different bachelor party.
1098
01:08:05,931 --> 01:08:10,300
-Bachelor party? You getting married, Fred?
-Not us.
-No. I didn't think so.
-No that would be me.
1099
01:08:10,895 --> 01:08:17,312
Is that you?
-Hey, I think this guy wants to dance.
1100
01:08:17,610 --> 01:08:20,352
Drop it.
-Seriously Fred, why are you still taking shit from
this jerk?
-I said drop it.
1101
01:08:20,779 --> 01:08:23,236
(off camera) Fred Richards?
-That's my appointment. I gotta go.
1102
01:08:23,699 --> 01:08:29,410
Of course you got to go, have a good massage, get a
happy ending while you're at it.
1103
01:08:30,748 --> 01:08:31,828
Piece of shit.
1104
01:08:32,708 --> 01:08:34,744
-Who is this guy?
-He's a fucking jerk.
1105
01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:36,909
Tyler?
1106
01:08:37,838 --> 01:08:42,377
Hi. No. That's me. I will go with you, Daddy.... I will
go with him....
1107
01:08:43,844 --> 01:08:47,462
-A happy ending is still cheating, Tyler.
-Yeah, thanks Carlos.
1108
01:09:05,032 --> 01:09:08,320
Yeah, god this is just what I needed.
1109
01:09:09,036 --> 01:09:11,072
Yeah, usually I don't get to open her up like this.
1110
01:09:11,372 --> 01:09:12,282
Usually it's just boring tour groups and noisy kids.
1111
01:09:13,457 --> 01:09:14,367
Open her up. Really?
1112
01:09:15,125 --> 01:09:17,537
Still nasty.
-Bet your ass.
1113
01:09:18,003 --> 01:09:19,539
Had you had heard what is said up there?
1114
01:09:19,880 --> 01:09:22,121
I has have tried to block it out.
1115
01:09:22,633 --> 01:09:23,918
Yay. Sand.
1116
01:09:32,309 --> 01:09:35,016
Carlos is on Scruff again!
1117
01:09:35,688 --> 01:09:38,976
-Oh my god!
-What?
-You got service out here!
1118
01:09:39,775 --> 01:09:41,891
And he's surrounded by fatties.
-No, it doesn't work like that.
1119
01:09:42,778 --> 01:09:49,240
That's you. That's how far they are from you. So they
may not be anywhere near him.
1120
01:09:49,576 --> 01:09:52,363
...and you knew he had a Scruff account, so stop
freaking out
-I knew he had an account...
1121
01:09:53,372 --> 01:09:55,033
but I thought we had an agreement.
1122
01:10:00,754 --> 01:10:02,836
Oh hell no!
1123
01:10:03,465 --> 01:10:06,423
Yup, now you are screwed. They are coming after
him like rabid Oompa Loompahs.
1124
01:10:07,136 --> 01:10:08,717
Nate, turn this car around.
-What?
1125
01:10:09,471 --> 01:10:13,089
You just calm down up there, all right Old Man
River? Keep flirting with FatherTime.
1126
01:10:14,268 --> 01:10:17,886
Thanks for the magical tour of sand dunes! Here's
the deal--
1127
01:10:18,314 --> 01:10:23,274
Carlos is like a sand dune. Natural, god made it, and
once in a while you find a dirty condom in it.
-I hate you.
1128
01:10:24,528 --> 01:10:29,488
Listen Carlos loves you, he's not going to eat fried
chicken off anyone else's belly.
1129
01:10:30,075 --> 01:10:34,990
I don't think that's really funny right now. Nate can
we go back. I need to go back.
1130
01:10:36,749 --> 01:10:37,864
Hold up. We're almost there.
1131
01:10:38,208 --> 01:10:44,920
-Almost where?
-You didn't think driving in the sand was going to be
the sum total of your bachelor party, did you?
1132
01:10:47,968 --> 01:10:50,835
[Car horn honking]
1133
01:10:53,432 --> 01:10:56,720
Hey!
1134
01:10:58,187 --> 01:11:01,475
No way!
1135
01:11:02,483 --> 01:11:05,316
I didn't think it could get better than sand, but I
have picked the right bachelor party!
1136
01:11:42,189 --> 01:11:46,933
Take my glasses.
1137
01:12:00,290 --> 01:12:06,206
That feels good.
1138
01:12:08,465 --> 01:12:10,751
Oh man, I needed this.
1139
01:12:11,593 --> 01:12:14,130
I just ran into my ex boyfriend and his new
husband. (mockingly) Look at me I have a new
husband.
1140
01:12:23,689 --> 01:12:26,681
Oh. That's warm.
1141
01:12:27,067 --> 01:12:29,399
He tries to say I have commitment issues. I don't
have commitment issues.
1142
01:12:33,449 --> 01:12:36,987
Mmmm. Feels really good.
1143
01:12:38,203 --> 01:12:39,693
Marriage is a big step.
1144
01:12:40,038 --> 01:12:43,747
Something I want to be careful about. You don't just
jump into a marriage.
1145
01:12:48,213 --> 01:12:53,503
Oh yeah, that feels really good.
1146
01:12:53,844 --> 01:12:56,881
Don't worry about pushing too hard because I can
take it.
1147
01:12:57,473 --> 01:12:58,337
Are you ready?
1148
01:12:58,640 --> 01:13:02,428
For marriage. I dunno--
-GALAFANAKIS!
1149
01:13:03,812 --> 01:13:06,224
-Aren't you the 5:00 wax?
-That's me.
1150
01:13:07,774 --> 01:13:09,014
I'm gonna kill you.
1151
01:13:10,277 --> 01:13:11,187
[chatter]
1152
01:13:22,206 --> 01:13:24,117
Thanks again for all of this, Nate.
1153
01:13:25,417 --> 01:13:31,708
Its so weird that of all the people in my life, you're
the one organizing my bachelor party.
1154
01:13:34,426 --> 01:13:40,046
I got to say though, this was furthest thing from my
mind less than a week ago.
1155
01:13:40,849 --> 01:13:46,139
I just can't believe you, of all people, are about to
settle down with just one guy.
1156
01:13:47,231 --> 01:13:48,846
I'm ready.
1157
01:13:50,317 --> 01:13:52,023
I'm not getting any younger.
1158
01:13:53,403 --> 01:13:55,689
I've been playing the field ever since you and I
broke up.
1159
01:13:56,573 --> 01:14:02,409
Falling for Tyler took me by surprise, I did all I could
to resist it
1160
01:14:05,832 --> 01:14:07,413
but I'm in love with him.
1161
01:14:09,586 --> 01:14:11,167
It's so different from me and you.
1162
01:14:11,588 --> 01:14:17,333
It's like being in a relationship with my best friend.
1163
01:14:17,844 --> 01:14:19,334
Are you sure that's not all he is?
1164
01:14:21,723 --> 01:14:23,008
I've heard that line before.
1165
01:14:23,850 --> 01:14:25,636
We were different, Nate.
1166
01:14:26,270 --> 01:14:29,182
We were the envy of everyone in New York City.
1167
01:14:29,648 --> 01:14:32,230
We slept with everyone in New York City.
1168
01:14:32,776 --> 01:14:35,062
And we stayed together way longer than we should
have.
1169
01:14:35,487 --> 01:14:36,226
Oh, what Is that supposed to mean?
1170
01:14:36,697 --> 01:14:41,657
It was a constant competition between us. We were
never honest. We weren't monogamous... we were
always fighting.
1171
01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:44,530
We had great sex.
1172
01:14:45,414 --> 01:14:47,245
And we laughed all the time.
1173
01:14:51,295 --> 01:14:52,660
It was too much work, Nate.
1174
01:14:53,797 --> 01:14:59,588
With Tyler it's easy. He's impressionable, young,
smart.
1175
01:15:02,973 --> 01:15:05,680
I've got to say it's nice being the older man.
1176
01:15:06,310 --> 01:15:07,971
Being his mentor.
1177
01:15:09,146 --> 01:15:10,886
You sound like a schoolteacher.
1178
01:15:11,440 --> 01:15:14,307
Well in some ways, I am. You were the same way for
me when we were together.
1179
01:15:15,485 --> 01:15:16,725
I kind of owe you my life.
1180
01:15:17,613 --> 01:15:18,853
Wow. Is that a compliment coming from you?
1181
01:15:22,242 --> 01:15:23,152
Shut it.
1182
01:15:24,202 --> 01:15:27,239
I'm serious. You're always so consistent about being
safe.
1183
01:15:27,914 --> 01:15:30,826
God knows after all the crazy shit we did. I've
done...
1184
01:15:31,376 --> 01:15:34,459
...to still be negative.
1185
01:15:36,256 --> 01:15:37,245
Um-
1186
01:15:38,342 --> 01:15:41,175
Oh, that was stupid. I just assumed.
1187
01:15:41,511 --> 01:15:44,253
No. I'm still negative. But after two years,
1188
01:15:45,641 --> 01:15:52,763
I would hope that wouldn't be the only thing you
took away from our relationship.
1189
01:15:59,696 --> 01:16:00,776
Don't do this, Nate.
1190
01:16:02,532 --> 01:16:06,366
I love him. I haven't cheated on him yet, I'm not
going to.
1191
01:16:07,913 --> 01:16:12,327
Hey guys!
1192
01:16:12,959 --> 01:16:17,293
I hate to break up this little stroll down Don't tell my
lovers lane
1193
01:16:17,756 --> 01:16:20,213
but the Bear City foam party's just getting' started
and Randy's feelin' dirty. Lets go. Lets go.
1194
01:17:11,601 --> 01:17:16,391
Ok guys now we have to stick together in this thing
or we are gonna lose each other...
1195
01:17:19,735 --> 01:17:20,474
Fred?
1196
01:17:21,570 --> 01:17:23,356
Carlos?
1197
01:17:39,045 --> 01:17:40,660
Jesus!
1198
01:17:42,591 --> 01:17:44,798
Well look here. It's the not-so-eligible bachelor.
1199
01:17:46,052 --> 01:17:50,295
-Aren't you getting married tomorrow?
-It's my bachelor party.
-Want me to jump out of a cake?
1200
01:17:50,599 --> 01:17:51,509
You can do that?
1201
01:17:51,933 --> 01:17:52,968
Nice.
1202
01:17:53,518 --> 01:17:56,180
No I just lost my friends here so I'm trying to find
them.
1203
01:17:56,563 --> 01:17:58,804
Ah. But you used that excuse already.
1204
01:17:59,566 --> 01:18:00,396
You know what I think?
1205
01:18:01,151 --> 01:18:04,188
I think you need to dance with me. It IS your
bachelor party after all.
1206
01:18:06,281 --> 01:18:09,068
Ok. ONE dance.
1207
01:18:14,331 --> 01:18:15,320
Sorry guys, I got pushed.
1208
01:18:16,374 --> 01:18:17,580
Our pleasure.
1209
01:18:18,668 --> 01:18:23,253
You better hold onto me kid. If I go down we're
both in trouble.
-Promises, promises.
1210
01:18:45,570 --> 01:18:48,107
I'll be right back I'm going to go say hi to Kurt.
1211
01:18:54,663 --> 01:18:55,527
Hey can I get a cup of ice?
1212
01:18:55,872 --> 01:18:56,827
You want a cup of ice?
1213
01:18:57,249 --> 01:18:59,080
Yeah.
1214
01:19:01,336 --> 01:19:01,825
Ok. Whatever.
1215
01:19:21,606 --> 01:19:22,095
Woof!
1216
01:19:31,283 --> 01:19:34,150
Wait. This was our song.
1217
01:19:34,703 --> 01:19:36,113
I know.
1218
01:19:38,748 --> 01:19:39,487
Nate.
1219
01:19:40,166 --> 01:19:43,283
Roger, It's your bachelor party.
1220
01:19:43,920 --> 01:19:45,205
Loosen up.
1221
01:19:47,424 --> 01:19:49,255
And get in the foam.
1222
01:19:56,141 --> 01:19:58,553
Simon. Have you seen Tyler?
1223
01:19:58,977 --> 01:20:00,558
I just saw Brent.
-what?
1224
01:20:00,854 --> 01:20:01,764
I just saw Brent.
-I can't hear-take the thing off.
1225
01:20:02,439 --> 01:20:04,225
-Brent, I just saw Brent.
-Really? Where?
1226
01:20:05,025 --> 01:20:06,640
C'mon, we have to go through the bear soup.
1227
01:20:08,737 --> 01:20:10,477
I'm sorry.
1228
01:20:11,364 --> 01:20:12,945
Oh my babies!
1229
01:20:16,411 --> 01:20:20,120
Hi! I missed you.-
-I missed you. How was the Dune tour?
1230
01:20:20,624 --> 01:20:22,615
Awesome. How was the spa?
1231
01:20:22,959 --> 01:20:24,199
It was enlightening.
1232
01:20:30,050 --> 01:20:31,961
I love you so much.
1233
01:20:32,802 --> 01:20:34,463
Wow. You should go to the spa more often.
1234
01:20:38,391 --> 01:20:39,847
Oh my god, what happened to your back?
1235
01:20:40,769 --> 01:20:43,385
Oh, I'll let Simon explain that one.
1236
01:20:45,523 --> 01:20:50,062
-Hey! I'm Mel.
-I'm Fred
-Uh, Ernie. Ber-Bernie.
1237
01:20:51,321 --> 01:20:52,777
Cute. Cute, cute.
1238
01:20:53,657 --> 01:20:54,988
You guys are hot. Do you guys play?
1239
01:20:57,535 --> 01:21:00,402
No we don't play.
-No?
1240
01:21:02,290 --> 01:21:04,155
It's too bad, because you guys are cute.
1241
01:21:06,836 --> 01:21:09,452
Are you all right?
1242
01:21:30,610 --> 01:21:33,317
Hey! Wait a minute.
1243
01:21:39,452 --> 01:21:44,412
You pissed on me!
1244
01:21:57,470 --> 01:21:59,335
What do you think you are doing?
-Hey baby, I'm dancing!
-You gotta relax, dude.
1245
01:21:59,764 --> 01:22:02,096
-Don't use that tone of voice with me.
1246
01:22:03,768 --> 01:22:08,637
Who the Fuck are you?
-I am his lover, that's who I am.
1247
01:22:09,065 --> 01:22:09,975
Doesn't look like that from here.
-I beg your pardon.
1248
01:22:10,483 --> 01:22:11,393
Hey, you better back the fuck up.
1249
01:22:11,943 --> 01:22:12,853
Or what bitch?
1250
01:22:13,570 --> 01:22:14,685
Slow down.
1251
01:22:18,408 --> 01:22:19,739
You don't need to do this, please.
1252
01:22:28,001 --> 01:22:31,334
Security, we need security on the dance floor now.
1253
01:22:33,965 --> 01:22:35,171
Just get off of me.
1254
01:22:39,304 --> 01:22:40,259
Break it up. Everybody out.
1255
01:22:41,056 --> 01:22:42,136
Get your own fuckin' man.
1256
01:22:42,474 --> 01:22:43,680
You need to put a leash on that bitch.
1257
01:22:46,770 --> 01:22:48,681
Stop.
1258
01:22:54,611 --> 01:23:00,481
I saw all those fat guys around, and you're on Scruff
everyday.
1259
01:23:02,660 --> 01:23:04,275
Get out. That's Bullshit.
1260
01:23:04,871 --> 01:23:07,954
We're opening a bar and the internet is good for
promoting!
1261
01:23:08,583 --> 01:23:10,039
Why didn't you tell me that, when I asked you
before?
1262
01:23:10,627 --> 01:23:13,084
I don't know, because I thought you trusted me.
1263
01:23:13,588 --> 01:23:16,079
I am so stupid.
1264
01:23:17,217 --> 01:23:18,707
It was kind of hot watching you fight for me,
though.
1265
01:23:20,053 --> 01:23:22,294
Only one problem.
-Your knee?
1266
01:23:23,723 --> 01:23:25,384
Ahhh. You can't take me anywhere.
1267
01:23:32,273 --> 01:23:36,357
Maybe I shouldn't have thrown that guy. Might
have been a bad idea.
1268
01:23:39,572 --> 01:23:42,279
Oh. Baby. Beautiful hat. I love that.
1269
01:23:42,575 --> 01:23:49,367
-Just in time for Easter. I feel like Loretta Divine.
-You look like Loretta Divine.
1270
01:23:51,835 --> 01:23:52,824
Where's Tyler?
1271
01:23:53,878 --> 01:23:54,867
I dunno, but we got to go.
1272
01:23:55,880 --> 01:23:56,790
Bears. Are. Crazy.
1273
01:23:57,924 --> 01:23:59,334
That's right!
-I'm sorry!
1274
01:24:01,845 --> 01:24:03,210
You're a slippery fellow, I like that.
1275
01:24:04,681 --> 01:24:07,047
I'm, I'm in hell!
1276
01:24:08,518 --> 01:24:10,759
Oh, all right guys.
1277
01:24:11,104 --> 01:24:13,641
Everybody's pushing me.
1278
01:24:15,692 --> 01:24:18,900
Thank you. I'm so sorry!
1279
01:24:27,996 --> 01:24:28,655
Fred?
1280
01:24:30,165 --> 01:24:31,871
Just pizza!
1281
01:24:33,334 --> 01:24:34,449
Fred?
1282
01:24:35,253 --> 01:24:35,912
All right.
1283
01:24:37,005 --> 01:24:38,870
Fred? Have you guys seen Fred?
1284
01:24:39,340 --> 01:24:40,876
Heavyset. Beard. No?
1285
01:24:46,222 --> 01:24:49,589
-I don't know what you want me to say.
-I don't know that you need to say anything.
1286
01:24:50,476 --> 01:24:52,558
Roger, what does that mean?
1287
01:24:53,563 --> 01:24:56,930
It's just our bachelor party, it's not like we caught
each other in bed with someone.
1288
01:24:58,860 --> 01:25:01,476
You still have feelings for him?
1289
01:25:02,572 --> 01:25:05,029
I have feelings for you. Hey!
1290
01:25:07,035 --> 01:25:09,151
I'm marrying you.
1291
01:25:11,372 --> 01:25:18,335
Nate's just my first love. You never forget your first
love.
1292
01:25:19,714 --> 01:25:22,581
And you're my first love. Does that mean I'll never
forget you?
1293
01:25:24,302 --> 01:25:26,509
I hope not.
1294
01:25:27,222 --> 01:25:31,010
I hope I'm your last love.
1295
01:25:41,986 --> 01:25:44,193
I'm sorry.
1296
01:25:49,077 --> 01:25:51,068
I just don't know what I'm thinking.
1297
01:25:51,454 --> 01:25:56,494
It's Ok. I know you go for bigger guys too. It's just
fulfilling a fantasy.
1298
01:26:00,129 --> 01:26:05,669
The reality is the commitment we get to make
tomorrow. Right?
1299
01:26:06,219 --> 01:26:09,211
Do you have feelings for this guy we need to talk
about?
-No
1300
01:26:12,308 --> 01:26:15,266
You are right.
1301
01:26:19,524 --> 01:26:21,856
Like you said, it's just a fantasy.
1302
01:26:23,194 --> 01:26:24,058
Ok.
1303
01:26:25,321 --> 01:26:27,482
[sexual sounds: mmphm, panting, groaning.]
1304
01:26:27,949 --> 01:26:31,908
Well, this must be the infamous Dick Dock.
1305
01:26:32,412 --> 01:26:36,121
I don't know what you're talking about.
1306
01:26:46,426 --> 01:26:50,715
Well, that didn't take long.
1307
01:26:52,932 --> 01:26:53,887
I can't believe it.
1308
01:26:54,225 --> 01:26:57,137
Oh, the gays!
1309
01:26:59,856 --> 01:27:02,222
Babe...
1310
01:27:05,611 --> 01:27:08,648
About tomorrow,
1311
01:27:09,991 --> 01:27:13,108
-If you need more time.
-No.
1312
01:27:14,954 --> 01:27:16,990
I don't need more time.
1313
01:27:18,791 --> 01:27:20,452
I love you.
1314
01:27:23,212 --> 01:27:25,669
And that makes me so happy.
1315
01:27:35,683 --> 01:27:38,345
Ty.
-Yeah.
1316
01:27:38,811 --> 01:27:40,972
Hey. Dad!
1317
01:27:41,898 --> 01:27:45,140
What are you doing out here?
1318
01:27:46,194 --> 01:27:49,982
I was just taking a walk along the beach. Isn't it
beautiful?
1319
01:27:50,782 --> 01:27:52,522
Yes...
1320
01:27:52,825 --> 01:27:53,735
[Slaps and sexual sounds]
1321
01:27:55,161 --> 01:27:58,653
-What's going on over there?
-Nothing!
1322
01:27:59,332 --> 01:28:02,790
Oh. Oh my.
1323
01:28:04,212 --> 01:28:07,625
Well. Uh.
1324
01:28:08,758 --> 01:28:11,591
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
1325
01:28:12,512 --> 01:28:13,752
Sorry to bother you.
1326
01:28:14,263 --> 01:28:18,723
Goodnight Dad.
1327
01:28:59,559 --> 01:29:00,639
Hi Mom.
1328
01:29:01,686 --> 01:29:03,426
Hi. Good morning.
1329
01:29:04,772 --> 01:29:07,639
-You Ok?
-I'm fine, honey. What's up?
1330
01:29:09,652 --> 01:29:12,268
Can I talk to you?
1331
01:29:13,531 --> 01:29:16,273
Sure, Fred. What is it?
1332
01:29:34,594 --> 01:29:40,430
I'm so sorry!
-I'm sorry man... bro.
1333
01:29:46,230 --> 01:29:51,645
I'M SORRY!
1334
01:29:54,197 --> 01:29:56,062
Yeah! YEAH! Your gonna be sorry!
1335
01:29:59,368 --> 01:30:02,326
He's louder than my husband.
1336
01:30:05,458 --> 01:30:07,995
Who wants breakfast? Last call people.
1337
01:30:09,754 --> 01:30:14,123
Tyler. Tyler wake up. We're going to be late.
1338
01:30:22,683 --> 01:30:25,220
Gabe, come up! Eggs. Sunny side, just like you like
them.
1339
01:30:35,655 --> 01:30:38,146
(singing) Happy days are here...
1340
01:30:49,252 --> 01:30:52,415
Eggs getting cold!
1341
01:31:00,263 --> 01:31:04,051
-That's what I'm talking about.
-Really?
1342
01:31:10,231 --> 01:31:13,644
(imitating a TV commercial) Stuck in the stairs again?
Call Life Alert. I've fallen and I can't get up!
1343
01:31:14,485 --> 01:31:17,192
Can I get in there first?
1344
01:31:22,201 --> 01:31:23,407
Ok, the eggs are now chickens.
1345
01:31:32,336 --> 01:31:33,166
Hey, you look stunning.
1346
01:31:33,504 --> 01:31:34,664
Thanks, sweetheart.
1347
01:31:35,089 --> 01:31:37,330
-Let's go!
-Coming! Just have to get dressed!
1348
01:31:41,554 --> 01:31:46,139
-Sit, sit.
-Can I put my belt on first?
-Put your belt on, I'm sorry.
1349
01:31:47,226 --> 01:31:50,218
-I wanted to talk to you before the wedding.
-Talk fast.
1350
01:31:52,064 --> 01:31:56,307
I was thinking. Given the fact that there's a-
1351
01:31:56,902 --> 01:32:00,440
-Hurry up, bitches. We are waiting on you two.
-Thank you! You ready?
1352
01:32:03,367 --> 01:32:05,449
Yeah. Let's go.
1353
01:32:37,318 --> 01:32:39,650
We are gathered here today to witness the union of
1354
01:32:39,987 --> 01:32:43,275
Roger Dennis Beam and Tyler Stephen Hall.
1355
01:32:43,616 --> 01:32:46,824
A marriage is more than just the freedom to say I
do.
1356
01:32:47,161 --> 01:32:48,776
When two people commit to each other in
marriage,
1357
01:32:49,288 --> 01:32:54,999
they look into each other's hearts and say, I give all
that I am and all that I will become
1358
01:32:55,336 --> 01:32:59,796
to you. Roger and Tyler have said, Our bond has
proven itself strong enough to make that
commitment and we are so glad-
1359
01:33:02,218 --> 01:33:03,298
Wait.
1360
01:33:04,637 --> 01:33:05,797
Stop.
1361
01:33:10,434 --> 01:33:11,389
What's wrong?
1362
01:33:13,479 --> 01:33:15,470
Tyler, I love you with all my heart.
1363
01:33:16,982 --> 01:33:18,347
I love you too.
1364
01:33:18,776 --> 01:33:20,607
I know you do.
1365
01:33:22,822 --> 01:33:25,359
And that's why I can't go through with this.
1366
01:33:27,201 --> 01:33:29,066
What?
1367
01:33:31,706 --> 01:33:33,742
This isn't right.
1368
01:33:36,919 --> 01:33:41,458
-Baby, what about last night?
-Your dad at the Dick Dock?
1369
01:33:42,675 --> 01:33:45,963
-What did he say?
-Nothing. Nothing.
-(Hat Sister giggles)
1370
01:33:47,930 --> 01:33:51,673
See, that is the first time you have smiled all
morning.
1371
01:33:54,520 --> 01:33:58,263
I feel like... I don't know. Like I'm pushing you,
1372
01:33:58,607 --> 01:34:01,895
and myself, for that matter, into this just because it's
legal.
1373
01:34:02,945 --> 01:34:07,609
If I am wrong, then I will shut up and marry you, and
be as honorable as I know how to be.
1374
01:34:10,202 --> 01:34:16,869
But if I am right, we owe it to ourselves to allow our
relationship to
1375
01:34:17,209 --> 01:34:20,952
evolve as it's supposed and not be dictated by
marriage.
1376
01:34:28,220 --> 01:34:30,381
You're right.
1377
01:34:32,308 --> 01:34:33,798
I'm sorry.
1378
01:34:35,436 --> 01:34:42,979
I just felt like marriage was everything to everyone.
1379
01:34:43,402 --> 01:34:47,441
So I owed it to everyone to go through with it.
1380
01:34:50,367 --> 01:34:52,824
And maybe one day you will.
1381
01:34:54,663 --> 01:34:56,494
But I don't think today is that day.
1382
01:34:59,668 --> 01:35:01,954
It's not.
1383
01:35:03,506 --> 01:35:05,747
It's not, I'm sorry.
1384
01:35:06,467 --> 01:35:09,254
I love you.
1385
01:35:10,721 --> 01:35:21,347
I love you. And I want you to be free to become the
amazing man I know you're going to be.
1386
01:35:27,404 --> 01:35:29,895
This is the craziest wedding I've ever seen.
1387
01:35:30,241 --> 01:35:32,152
Ok, was that the vows?
1388
01:35:34,620 --> 01:35:37,202
Folks, I'm sorry but I don't think there's going to be
a wedding today.
1389
01:35:44,672 --> 01:35:45,536
Wait!
1390
01:35:46,674 --> 01:35:48,539
Yes there is.
1391
01:35:48,884 --> 01:35:51,170
Oh Fuck no. Fred?! Are you insane?!
1392
01:35:51,637 --> 01:35:55,630
It's not exactly the response I was hoping for.
1393
01:35:56,016 --> 01:35:58,348
This is a second hand wedding!
1394
01:36:07,736 --> 01:36:09,601
This is my father's ring.
1395
01:36:11,073 --> 01:36:13,109
Yes.
1396
01:36:14,285 --> 01:36:18,278
Where did you get it from?
1397
01:36:30,676 --> 01:36:33,088
Is this what you really want?
1398
01:36:35,472 --> 01:36:38,134
More than I can say.
1399
01:36:38,726 --> 01:36:44,346
-Ok.
-Yes?
-Yes!
1400
01:36:53,490 --> 01:36:58,905
Everybody, I'm getting married!
1401
01:37:05,544 --> 01:37:09,708
Ok. We are gathered here today to witness the
union of Fred and Brent.
1402
01:37:28,692 --> 01:37:32,059
I do.
1403
01:37:32,821 --> 01:37:36,905
I do.
1404
01:38:22,413 --> 01:38:23,528
Hey, how are you doing?
1405
01:38:25,374 --> 01:38:26,989
Go in guys... Have fun.
1406
01:38:28,919 --> 01:38:31,706
That's on us.
1407
01:38:33,132 --> 01:38:37,842
Holy shit! Brian Kent is in the house. The usual?
1408
01:38:39,430 --> 01:38:43,423
What was he thinking with those boots
-Who ordered the ShirleyTemple?
1409
01:39:05,998 --> 01:39:08,410
Hey can I get an order of pepperoni pizza for the
VIP, please?
1410
01:39:08,792 --> 01:39:09,656
You got it, boss.
1411
01:39:10,544 --> 01:39:10,782
Gimme a beer?
1412
01:39:11,462 --> 01:39:12,702
Gimme?, Miss Manners? Really?
1413
01:39:15,424 --> 01:39:15,913
Roger.
1414
01:39:17,760 --> 01:39:23,096
Do me a favor? That guy back there is Dan Choi, can
you hook him up with these 4 beers?
1415
01:39:25,059 --> 01:39:26,845
Carlos, I got to tell you this looks great.
1416
01:39:27,186 --> 01:39:30,098
Good crowd, pool table, mouthy bartender.
1417
01:39:30,689 --> 01:39:31,348
I heard that.
1418
01:39:32,357 --> 01:39:36,521
And I am telling you, you guys are going to be so
happy with the numbers.
1419
01:39:37,196 --> 01:39:41,064
We're just happy you turned your passion into
something fun and fantastic for everyone.
1420
01:39:42,076 --> 01:39:44,818
Speak for yourself, I didn't invest in this place to get
laid.
1421
01:39:46,205 --> 01:39:47,741
Did I just say that?
-Who took Roger?
1422
01:39:52,044 --> 01:39:53,784
Oh, the boys are here.
1423
01:39:54,296 --> 01:39:55,911
Ready for your opening night?
1424
01:39:56,924 --> 01:39:57,788
Are they ever.
1425
01:39:58,133 --> 01:39:59,714
I cannot wait to see it.
1426
01:40:02,179 --> 01:40:07,139
Tyler, I thought you had a date tonight, not that we
mind Simon The Twink coming with you.
1427
01:40:07,684 --> 01:40:08,799
Shut your face, Grandpa!
1428
01:40:11,063 --> 01:40:13,600
Oh, Ty. He's cute.
1429
01:40:14,024 --> 01:40:15,514
Yeah, I like him.
1430
01:40:22,950 --> 01:40:24,861
Excuse me guys, I'll be right back.
1431
01:40:25,202 --> 01:40:27,693
Carlos, this place looks so great.
1432
01:40:29,414 --> 01:40:30,824
Hey, handsome.
1433
01:40:32,084 --> 01:40:37,044
-Thanks for coming.
-Thanks for inviting me. This is exciting, who owns
this place anyhow?
1434
01:40:37,714 --> 01:40:40,672
Carlos, over there in the black.
1435
01:40:41,552 --> 01:40:44,794
-Carlos this place is wepa!
-WEPA!
1436
01:40:46,682 --> 01:40:51,551
Thank you guys so much. And I heard you got your
camera back, in the editing room, raring to go.
1437
01:40:51,937 --> 01:40:55,020
We decided we didn't need Scott O anymore and
we're doing it the old fashioned way.
1438
01:40:55,691 --> 01:40:58,057
We're maxing-out our credit cards.
-That's the way to do it.
1439
01:40:59,153 --> 01:41:01,269
What about you? Are you happy now, Mr. Producer?
1440
01:41:01,864 --> 01:41:03,400
No more nasty bitchy cub?
1441
01:41:03,907 --> 01:41:08,867
No, this is something we found to do together. And
the world needs another bear documentary!
1442
01:41:09,705 --> 01:41:11,821
Just kidding, it's going to be amazing!
1443
01:41:12,875 --> 01:41:14,115
Oh! You made it.
1444
01:41:14,585 --> 01:41:15,620
I wouldn't have missed it.
1445
01:41:18,505 --> 01:41:19,870
Congratulations Carlos.
1446
01:41:20,215 --> 01:41:21,705
Thank you, bro.
1447
01:41:23,051 --> 01:41:25,007
Nate, are you glad to be back in town finally?
1448
01:41:25,512 --> 01:41:28,094
Well, P-town has its charms. No doubt.
1449
01:41:28,432 --> 01:41:30,297
But, NewYork...
1450
01:41:32,269 --> 01:41:34,931
NewYork is where my heart is.
1451
01:41:45,741 --> 01:41:48,027
So, I assume that's the ex over there?
1452
01:41:49,077 --> 01:41:51,489
Yeah, that's Roger.
1453
01:41:52,372 --> 01:41:56,786
Can I also assume that y'all are just friends now?
1454
01:41:57,628 --> 01:41:59,584
You never forget your first love, but yeah
1455
01:42:00,464 --> 01:42:06,050
whatever we had, just kind of naturally evolved into
a great friendship.
1456
01:42:06,803 --> 01:42:08,759
That's very honorable.
1457
01:42:09,640 --> 01:42:12,382
Coming from a fireman that's quite a compliment.
1458
01:42:12,809 --> 01:42:14,970
Fire Chief, thank you.
1459
01:42:15,604 --> 01:42:18,892
-There's a million lewd things I could say.
-I'm sure I've heard all of them too
1460
01:42:19,650 --> 01:42:21,186
But for now.
1461
01:42:21,902 --> 01:42:24,564
Why do we have to say anything?
1462
01:42:28,325 --> 01:42:30,941
Hey guys. Pizza is up, you want it cut or what?
1463
01:42:32,663 --> 01:42:34,278
Give us a second?
1464
01:42:47,469 --> 01:42:51,963
I would like to propose another toast.
1465
01:42:52,432 --> 01:42:56,971
This time to our newly married couple!
1466
01:42:57,354 --> 01:43:01,814
Mr. Brent and Fred Richards-Dean
1467
01:43:05,988 --> 01:43:07,944
Woooheee!
1468
01:43:08,323 --> 01:43:09,358
Congratulations!
1469
01:43:15,247 --> 01:43:16,612
Cheers.
1470
01:43:18,834 --> 01:43:19,994
I love you, Gobo.
1471
01:43:20,669 --> 01:43:24,002
I love you, husband.
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