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Once upon a time there was...
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...or there never was...
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...or maybe there will be, one day...
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... a queen without a king, and her castle.
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We won't tell you the story of the king, ...
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... but just the story of the
queen and her step-daughter.
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In fact, the king wasn't a real king, ...
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... but just a notoriously unlucky,
but independently wealthy castle builder!
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When he died he left his young wife
the fruit of a previous marriage, ...
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... a beautiful young girl named Baby Love, ...
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... 4427 angry creditors and ...
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... the Castillo de la Pelota Del Pomponero ...
[Castle of the Cannonball of Pomponero]
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... y de la Pica [and The Pike], y de la Vaca Blanca
[and White Cow], y de la Vaca Negra [the Black Cow] ...
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... y de la Vaca Grassa [the Fat Cow],
y de la Vaca Magra [and the Skinny Cow].
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But what of these four mysterious
characters appearing in our story?
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- We should have had this meeting at Yalta!
- We do not agree!
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What are we doing?
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After two hours on that dusty road,
I've about busted my pepperonis!
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Pepperonis?
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Pepperonis?
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Ah! Pepperonis!
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First of all, by way of welcoming you ...
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... I want to praise your punctuality.
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So, gentlemen, ...
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... I trust that our lengthy correspondence
has already made everything clear.
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Now please, let's review the situation ...
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... and proceed to concluding the contract.
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Of course, we must establish
the currency for the payment.
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You can decide that yourselves.
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- Yen, of course!
- Nyet yen! Rubles!!!
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No, better make it U.S. currency... dollars!
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- Why not Italian currency?
- Which is... ?
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- Promissory notes!
- Since there is no agreement, I choose the dollar!
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So, gentlemen, we can start the negotiations.
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Who's to be first?
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We decided to be represented
by Dr. Ci F� Chen Pien.
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Oh, sorry!
My nose has a very strong sense of smell!
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Mine too. It smells an asshole!
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My very honorable and perfumed lady,
my talent is being able to recognize ...
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... the perfume of fruits, of flowers,
and the essence of females.
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Fu-ci-lin the Wise says:
"Happiness is certainty's daughter."
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So, in order to be happy, my gentle
and perfumed lady, we must be celtain.
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Not "celtain"... certain!
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I don't know what you
might smell from such a distance!
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Perhaps my Lily of the Valley?
I'm impressed!
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You're probably wondering
what all that was leading up to.
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My dear lady, I am pleased to inform
you that we've come to an agreement, ...
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... and that we accept your terms, ...
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... if the guarantees provided in
the contract justify signing the contract!
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Thank you gentlemen, then we can start signing.
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You must understand, gentle and perfumed lady, ...
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... that this endeavor has required a
considerable financial investment on our part.
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Therefore we need some assurance
that the graceful Baby Love ...
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... possesses all the requirements
to become our secret agent ...
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... and marry the son of the great emperor.
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Yes, the Emperor of Smell!
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Shut up! Don't be lude!
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Did you mean lewd?
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Excuse me, as usual, I need to intervene.
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Mr. Cannamozza, Dr. Ci Fe Ten Pie
meant RUDE, not LEWD!
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You think I'm stupid? I was just joking!
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We Sicilians are a high-spirited people!
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We even export our spirit abroad,
where they make it into whiskey!
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Stop it, gentlemen! That's enough!
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Behave yourselves!
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You're not in a brothel!
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- Mr. Zimmerman, you should be ashamed of yourself!
- I'm sorry!
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- His sister is sorry...
- That's enough!
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Stop with this nonsense!
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Dr. Cannamozza, we're here to discuss
very important business, not to joke!
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Here we practice austerity, continence,
devotion, sobriety and even sexual abstinence!
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I know perfectly well that her intended
husband is the heir of a great and wealthy empire.
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But I also know that my Baby Love,
with the education I have given her, ...
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... is worthy of the position!
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Baby Love is the right girl!
Because of her rank, status, culture, beauty ...
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... and spirit!
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Her father - may God hold him in his glory -
left her to me, together with this old castle ...
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... that he himself built on
land bought at a good price ...
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... along with the servants and
other assets that allowed me ...
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... to prepare the girl for a bright future!
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We're here to make sure the girl is a virgin,
God-fearing and willing to do anything.
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My colleagues and I agree that it is necessary
to seal the deal as soon as possible.
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We just want to be assured of
the integrity of the merchandise, ...
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... to avoid any last-minute surprises!
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In Siberia we say,
"if you buy a pregnant cat, a dog will be born."
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You have the word of the Lady of Pelota Del Pomponero,
y de la Pica y de la Vaca Blanca y de la Vaca Negra...
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Before closing the deal, we require
a thorough inspection of the girl's assets!
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Inspect her ass?
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Never! Madmen!
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Limp little worms!
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I should let my intact pearl be inspected by you?
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And before closing the deal?
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Never! Never...
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But... I only said "asset," not "ass"...
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She's pretty pissed off!
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What can we do now?
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Something doesn't smell right!
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Yes...
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A Ukrainian proverb says,
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"What's art at dawn, is fart at dusk."
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And remember that my Baby Love is
as pure and clean as a diamond!
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You disappointed me, gentlemen!
I consider the deal to be canceled!
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How did you dare doubt my
word and ask for assurances!
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The Cossacks have a saying,
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"We want to see the token,
to ensure that it's not broken."
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"Broken"? I'll break something.
Your head, you frozen Siberian!
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I've had enough!
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You want to check? So be it!
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But mind you... it will cost you a lot!
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And another thing...
it will be performed my way! Okay?
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Give me the time needed.
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In the meantime, my maids will prepare
some good Turkish baklava for you ...
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... together with the best red wine,
from my vineyard, of course.
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What is it, mama?
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It's just this, my sweet baby.
This is a great day for you!
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You have such a beautiful body!
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You get more and more beautiful every day!
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We cannot waste that body! Let me handle this!
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It's for your own good!
You will be the most beautiful doll ...
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... in a beautiful game, my baby!
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The Sleeping Beauty who will be awakened
by the kiss of a Prince Charming!
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So now... the ceremony is about to begin.
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Here is our corporate stock!
The quintessential good investment!
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Gentlemen, check well and judge accordingly!
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Let me remind you that each of
you is entitled to just one share ...
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... corresponding to one
body part of our corporate stock.
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This is to avoid hoarding that
may cause international tensions.
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Gentlemen, look. Take a good look!
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Look, but don't touch!
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There are no other rules, gentlemen.
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Play your game!
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Let us proceed. The bidding may now begin!
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The girl's naked sexual organ
is an essential part of the body.
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A good idea from the Middle Ages,
that chastity belt!
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It's a good guarantee for our deal.
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You have the key. We have a blacksmith.
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I've said what I think, my friend.
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Holy Mother, she's Heavenly!
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My God! My God!
She's wonderful. My God!
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I'm climaxing too!
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We're all climaxing, here!
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Take a good look at the corporate
stock so we can complete the formalities, ...
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... assuming you've read
Articles 1, 2, 3 through 12 ...
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... omitting Articles 13, 14, 15 through 24 ...
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... in front of the full meeting,
including the two ex-officio witnesses.
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You may proceed with bids for the first share.
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I'll open at 100,000 dollars!
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One million rubles!
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I beg you pardon? I said dollars!
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Chinese dollars?
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I offer one million dollars!
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Why offer so much for such little feet?
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What? It's not for the pussy?
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No! You don't understand!
It's not for the pussy! It's for the feet!
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Nyet! I withdraw my offer!
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I'll wait for...
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... the pussy.
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You're getting soft?
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I'll take the feet for one million dollars!
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At last we have a break through!
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So, the feet go for one million dollars
to the very honorable Dr. Ci Fe Tan Pie!
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Now, gentleman, let's open at $200,000.
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And since the price will go up,
we'll also go up with the body parts!
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So, who'll offer more than $200,000?
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- $100,000
- $200,000
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- $300,000
- $400,000
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- $500,000
- $600,000
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Let the American have it.
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It's still not for the pussy?
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You really are stupid!
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Why offer so much for her ass?
You want the pussy! Now you also want her ass?
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Nyet! No ass!
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Will you make up your mind, boys?
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I confirm my withdraw.
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Because the girl hasn't followed
a Kazakhstani diet based on ...
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... pickles, Black Sea algae and sour milk, ...
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... she'll develop a big belly and a fat ass.
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My target is the pussy!
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Now you're playing hard to please?
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Let's change the subject!
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Beautiful! Beautiful!!!
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Don't move! Hold still!
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My head is spinning!
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Damn! Now I have a belly ache!
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I feel sick...
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Sorry. My hat fell off.
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What are you doing?
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Where are you going?
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What are you doing?
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The pussy... why don't you let anyone... ?
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What are you doing?
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What are you saying?
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Well! Now that we've cleared the air,
we can resume the negotiations.
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So, who will offer more?
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I bid one million dollars!
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- Why not two?
- Okay! Two million!
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Wow! You took me for my word!
My compliments!
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The wise man says,
"Hair is stronger than steel."
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And now gentlemen, we'll open
at $150,000 dollars for the best part.
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Everything!
I'll give you everything I have!
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My castle, servants, the island .....
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I'll give you everything! Everything I own!
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My compliments, Mr. Cannamozza!
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If you didn't leave anything out,
sold to Turi Cannamozza from Lupara!
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I apologize for the language I'm about to use...
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Russian asshole! What a dumb-ass!
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That was the time to bid!
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You don't understand! I'm waiting for the pussy!
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No! You don't understand!
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What you were waiting for
was just bought by the Sicilian!
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What did the Sicilian just buy?
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The thing you wanted!
Ci coglioni! Her pussy! Pussy!
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My pussy?
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I cast a veto!
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What's this?
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I demand the right to check the girl's pussy!
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And if you don't grant me this,
I'll break your face!
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What the fuck are you saying?
I don't grant you anything!
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Are you crazy?
I put all my money into this!
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- I'm asking for half.
- You'll have to give me the money!
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- I'll give you my house!
- Money!
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- I'll give you my cottage!
- Money!
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- I'll give you the Steppes!
- Money!
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- Money! Money!
- I'll give you the money!
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That's more like it.
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You can discuss this in your room!
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It's late now, and my baby has to get some rest!
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This will give you a chance
to discuss all the details!
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From this moment,
Baby Love belongs to you!
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After you've made the down payment, of course!
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Gentlemen, good night!
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Baby, send the gentlemen a kiss!
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Beautiful! Gorgeous!!!
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Good night, Baby Love!
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Dobre...
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Cin cin...
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Ciao Mao!
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As I already told you, applied
sexology is a very tricky subject.
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Everyone's eager for knowledge,
but doesn't know how to apply it.
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Sex is a gift from God!
Even the butterflies do it!
242
00:25:01,855 --> 00:25:06,107
We've thoroughly studied the positions that
are suitable to pleasure the legitimate male.
243
00:25:07,069 --> 00:25:12,435
The legitimate male is an imbecile who only
cares for good food and having his socks mended.
244
00:25:12,722 --> 00:25:17,037
Let's see what can pleasure a
woman in exchange for these services.
245
00:25:17,196 --> 00:25:19,583
There's solitary pleasure... it's sad.
Best to avoid it.
246
00:25:20,067 --> 00:25:22,524
There are some basic rules for beauty.
247
00:25:22,838 --> 00:25:24,602
It's very important to remain beautiful!
248
00:25:24,797 --> 00:25:27,479
And it's not impossible!
You just have to remember, ...
249
00:25:27,592 --> 00:25:31,707
... good food is bad for the figure, wine is bad
for your complexion, sun damages your skin, ...
250
00:25:31,888 --> 00:25:35,029
... sleep makes you fat,
heavy caressing distorts your breasts ...
251
00:25:35,030 --> 00:25:37,030
... and pregnancy makes your body ugly!
252
00:25:38,007 --> 00:25:39,908
I often feel a strange tingling...
253
00:25:39,909 --> 00:25:42,889
It's completely natural, my dear,
even butterflies feel it!
254
00:25:42,890 --> 00:25:48,594
As well as hippos, horses, rhinos, crocodiles,
elephants, giraffes, zebras, bees, ...
255
00:25:48,595 --> 00:25:51,796
... whales, flatfish, shellfish and clams!
256
00:26:35,954 --> 00:26:40,156
Now I'm going to ask you a question.
I want to see how smart you are!
257
00:26:40,996 --> 00:26:46,067
Do you know what's red and bad for your teeth?
258
00:26:47,789 --> 00:26:52,954
- What could it be? I really have no idea!
- Come on, it's easy.
259
00:26:53,639 --> 00:26:56,410
What's red and bad for your teeth?
260
00:26:57,091 --> 00:26:58,455
A brick!
261
00:27:19,271 --> 00:27:26,279
Now, to avoid missing the point
and mixing fantasy with reality, ...
262
00:27:26,905 --> 00:27:28,888
... some explanation is necessary.
263
00:27:29,358 --> 00:27:32,886
You should know that in those times,
which were actually very similar to ours, ...
264
00:27:33,476 --> 00:27:36,939
... teachers sought to establish a
bond of friendship with their students.
265
00:27:37,228 --> 00:27:38,503
Almost like a family.
266
00:27:39,123 --> 00:27:46,042
Ballroom dance was taught, martial arts,
Japanese fighting, kung-fu and kung-poo ...
267
00:27:46,988 --> 00:27:51,018
... as well as Latin,arithmetic,
analytics and culinary art.
268
00:27:51,944 --> 00:27:55,348
These lessons often saw the
participation of family and friends, ...
269
00:27:55,393 --> 00:27:59,257
... witnessing with good cheer
the progress of the young girls.
270
00:28:00,184 --> 00:28:05,803
That's why our four gentlemen, once the Queen
allowed them to observe Baby Love's education, ...
271
00:28:06,210 --> 00:28:13,640
... while waiting to return to their
superiors and report on the transaction, ...
272
00:28:13,874 --> 00:28:15,644
... decided to linger a while, ...
273
00:28:15,825 --> 00:28:20,408
... giving little thought to the most
fruitful moments of their own cultures.
274
00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:10,155
Shhhh! Go! Go! Run!
275
00:35:22,622 --> 00:35:25,591
Who woke me?
I was sleeping so nicely!
276
00:37:51,993 --> 00:37:59,759
END OF PART ONE
BABY LOVE
277
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PART TWO
BABY LOVE
278
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The Queen, as it also happens nowadays, to
celebrate the success of the negotiations, ...
279
00:39:46,124 --> 00:39:50,534
... and also to quell the fury
of the 4427 mad creditors, ...
280
00:39:50,941 --> 00:39:53,268
... announced a full-dress cocktail party!
281
00:39:54,402 --> 00:39:59,993
It was a very sophisticated affair.
282
00:40:01,047 --> 00:40:04,191
It started at her command.
283
00:40:04,192 --> 00:40:12,566
All the guests, with austere elegance,
began dancing to the tune of an ancient waltz.
284
00:40:13,725 --> 00:40:18,498
As you can see, in those times customs
weren't very different from our own, ...
285
00:40:19,028 --> 00:40:21,866
... although the waltz was probably
performed in a more authentic manner.
286
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:24,835
More effervescent, more pastoral, more bucolic.
287
00:40:25,107 --> 00:40:26,919
In other words, more rustic!
288
00:41:40,287 --> 00:41:45,487
In those times, like nowadays,
people were easily entertained.
289
00:41:46,194 --> 00:41:51,760
So, what with all the tea and biscuits,
parties went on 'til morning, ...
290
00:41:52,956 --> 00:42:03,269
... queens got bored and preferred
to meditate alone in their chambers!
291
00:44:54,939 --> 00:44:57,700
Oh, he's so handsome!
He looks like Tarzan!
292
00:44:59,962 --> 00:45:01,739
And he has such good aim!
293
00:45:02,487 --> 00:45:04,532
Look at him!
Such a mysterious expression!
294
00:45:05,318 --> 00:45:07,327
Like Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca!
295
00:45:08,323 --> 00:45:09,836
And he may even be intelligent!
296
00:45:11,352 --> 00:45:12,750
Oh, Mama Mia!
297
00:45:41,098 --> 00:45:44,703
Miss Baby Love! Miss Baby Love!
298
00:45:57,023 --> 00:45:58,310
Baby Love!
299
00:45:59,022 --> 00:46:01,395
Miss Helga is waiting for you... your lesson.
300
00:46:01,697 --> 00:46:05,215
I don't give a fuck about the lesson,
and all that other bullshit!
301
00:46:10,592 --> 00:46:13,587
I hope you're going to explain yourself!
302
00:46:18,615 --> 00:46:19,681
Well?
303
00:46:19,682 --> 00:46:23,228
It's just I've had enough of
analytics, arithmetic and culinary art!
304
00:46:24,285 --> 00:46:28,462
I've been sold off in pieces!
My feet, my ass... even my pussy.
305
00:46:28,678 --> 00:46:31,746
No! My pussy is mine, and only I will handle it!
So there!
306
00:46:31,747 --> 00:46:34,652
And I also have to wash it
while wearing this stupid lock!
307
00:46:34,653 --> 00:46:36,471
I mean it... I'm fed up!
308
00:46:36,472 --> 00:46:39,876
You've really spanked my pussy!
309
00:46:40,256 --> 00:46:42,085
Listen to her!
310
00:46:42,672 --> 00:46:44,555
What's gotten into your head?
311
00:46:44,789 --> 00:46:48,421
When that cuckold father of yours died, ...
312
00:46:48,773 --> 00:46:52,313
... I explained to you what was
necessary to avoid winding up on the street!
313
00:46:52,562 --> 00:46:56,499
Your father left us in a world of shit!
You understand that, kid?
314
00:46:56,729 --> 00:47:00,935
And who was it who preserved
and maintained this paradise?
315
00:47:01,492 --> 00:47:05,172
It was me! All me! Got it?
316
00:47:05,485 --> 00:47:07,166
I saved this castle!
317
00:47:07,590 --> 00:47:12,874
I had the inspiration to contact those
four gentlemen who brought us money!
318
00:47:13,199 --> 00:47:16,494
And again, it was I who found
the idiot who wants a virgin bride!
319
00:47:16,666 --> 00:47:18,036
Got it, asshole?
320
00:47:18,356 --> 00:47:21,640
Yes, but I was the one who was
sold like a side of beef at an auction!
321
00:47:21,812 --> 00:47:24,494
And I'll be the one getting
molested by some dirty old man!
322
00:47:24,617 --> 00:47:26,897
So, if that's all, I won't
be taking lessons anymore!
323
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:28,919
And there's something else that I deserve!
324
00:47:28,958 --> 00:47:30,939
I don't get any pleasure being
with that Miss Helga, you know?
325
00:47:31,154 --> 00:47:34,234
"Move here, turn there, face down, face up."
326
00:47:34,489 --> 00:47:35,510
I'm fed up!
327
00:47:35,821 --> 00:47:40,424
And all this just to enrich a filthy
provincial whore like you! So there!
328
00:49:16,249 --> 00:49:17,726
Quick! Come with me!
329
00:49:29,591 --> 00:49:31,141
Just calm down!
330
00:49:38,503 --> 00:49:41,847
Yes, let's stop all this violence!
331
00:50:06,375 --> 00:50:09,127
What do you want? What are
you looking for? Who are you?
332
00:50:09,787 --> 00:50:13,477
Relax, I'll explain everything!
I have a very delicate job for you.
333
00:50:14,244 --> 00:50:17,295
Why are you closing the door?
Have you gone mad?
334
00:50:18,625 --> 00:50:21,538
- Will you tell me what you're after?
- Give me a hand!
335
00:50:22,289 --> 00:50:23,585
Sit here!
336
00:50:23,694 --> 00:50:26,809
- I'm not an obstetrician!
- Have you ever seen anything like this?
337
00:50:27,096 --> 00:50:29,081
What is this? Today's fashion in panties?
338
00:50:32,617 --> 00:50:35,113
- What do you want me to do?
- We want you to open it!
339
00:50:35,148 --> 00:50:36,823
- How?
- With a wedge!
340
00:50:36,858 --> 00:50:40,907
- You want me to give her a wedgie?
- Wedge, dumb-ass! An iron wedge!
341
00:50:44,834 --> 00:50:46,184
Is this okay?
342
00:50:46,366 --> 00:50:47,548
Hammer!
343
00:50:49,263 --> 00:50:50,465
Go ahead!
344
00:50:58,191 --> 00:51:00,789
Ouch! Fuck it!
345
00:51:01,895 --> 00:51:03,449
I broke a tooth!
346
00:51:05,795 --> 00:51:10,646
- Miss Helga... told me...
- Never mind Miss Helga.
347
00:51:11,453 --> 00:51:13,390
You can tell her about this later!
348
00:51:59,383 --> 00:52:01,136
Sssshhhh! Silently!
349
00:52:15,812 --> 00:52:19,116
Silence!
Just say good night and leave!
350
00:52:19,251 --> 00:52:20,278
What is she doing?
351
00:52:21,122 --> 00:52:23,137
She's sleeping!
352
00:52:29,094 --> 00:52:32,910
It's a trick! This isn't Baby Love!
353
00:52:52,966 --> 00:52:56,013
- Where is Baby Love?
- We want an explanation!
354
00:52:56,689 --> 00:53:00,158
In Russia we have a saying, "Bitch!"
355
00:53:00,595 --> 00:53:02,474
Wretch!
356
00:53:03,411 --> 00:53:05,798
Unfortunately, those are the facts, gentlemen.
357
00:53:06,401 --> 00:53:08,473
And no one is more mortified than I am!
358
00:53:08,591 --> 00:53:16,986
I came up with this trick, hoping that our
corporate stock returned before you noticed.
359
00:53:17,765 --> 00:53:24,070
This is a deceit! We should have been
informed as soon as you discovered her absence ...
360
00:53:24,277 --> 00:53:25,894
... in accordance with the contract!
361
00:53:25,895 --> 00:53:29,732
Do you realize what could
happen if she's really disappeared?
362
00:53:29,658 --> 00:53:32,612
What should we tell our administrative board?
363
00:53:32,796 --> 00:53:34,055
That we've been screwed???
364
00:53:34,056 --> 00:53:39,178
The contract said to perform alternate checks.
I took my precautions. Did you?
365
00:53:39,556 --> 00:53:43,844
Our precautions were beyond reproach,
like my sense of smell, my perfumed lady!
366
00:53:43,845 --> 00:53:47,111
What perfumed lady? She's a scumbag!
367
00:53:47,531 --> 00:53:54,518
First she sucked the builder's money,
then she sucked our money, ...
368
00:53:54,759 --> 00:53:56,850
... and now she's sucking all four of our cocks!!!
369
00:53:57,109 --> 00:53:59,814
- Remember that I'm still a lady!
- Yes! The Lady of Whores!
370
00:53:59,814 --> 00:54:01,530
I won't allow you to speak to me like that!
371
00:54:01,531 --> 00:54:05,560
If you'll permit me to say so,
we're wasting time arguing.
372
00:54:05,827 --> 00:54:10,130
Right! And I think I must punish
the one who betrayed our trust, ...
373
00:54:10,558 --> 00:54:13,147
... like Ivan the Terrible.
374
00:54:13,525 --> 00:54:15,523
In Russia we have a saying, ...
375
00:54:15,685 --> 00:54:18,221
"Punishment should apply
to women who are too sly."
376
00:54:18,778 --> 00:54:20,948
That's all I have to say.
377
00:54:21,055 --> 00:54:24,489
If I may be allowed to say so,
I have Chinese torture for the perfumed lady.
378
00:54:24,490 --> 00:54:28,281
Terrible, economical torture,
like a garden of torture!
379
00:54:28,477 --> 00:54:29,955
Have you all gone insane?
380
00:54:30,514 --> 00:54:32,023
You want to put me against the wall?
381
00:54:32,137 --> 00:54:33,617
I explain.
382
00:54:34,001 --> 00:54:37,097
You certainly have a flower vase in the garden.
383
00:54:37,439 --> 00:54:43,587
You certainly have a big hungry rat in the cellar.
384
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:47,886
So, we put rat in vase,
we put lady's perfumed ass on vase...
385
00:54:48,131 --> 00:54:50,472
... and then we put a flame in bottom of vase.
386
00:54:50,683 --> 00:54:54,431
Rat gets crazy and goes up
into lady's ass to avoid flame!
387
00:54:54,662 --> 00:54:56,653
Simple! Economical! Guaranteed to work!
388
00:54:56,654 --> 00:55:01,441
My God! Why don't you take
an enema with muriatic acid!!!!
389
00:55:02,885 --> 00:55:06,261
Listen boys, let's try to
meet in the middle here.
390
00:55:06,659 --> 00:55:09,783
We share equal responsibility
for her disappearance.
391
00:55:11,289 --> 00:55:14,144
What the hell were your
secret services doing?
392
00:55:14,411 --> 00:55:17,423
Well, I can follow the trail with my nose!
393
00:55:19,481 --> 00:55:22,949
Can I have Baby Love's panties?
394
00:55:34,257 --> 00:55:35,471
Now then...
395
00:55:38,303 --> 00:55:39,858
What's he doing?
396
00:55:40,432 --> 00:55:41,642
That way!
397
00:55:41,643 --> 00:55:44,838
Come! Come!
Over here! Come! Come!
398
00:55:58,506 --> 00:56:02,634
Victorian relics, French
comedies, Pirandellian horns, ...
399
00:56:02,634 --> 00:56:06,185
... Scandinavian graveyard
runes, transcriptions, reductions, ...
400
00:56:06,186 --> 00:56:11,557
... interpolations, storytelling. Myth doesn't
have any form of objectification with mere words.
401
00:56:11,735 --> 00:56:14,515
Scenic action is the authentic poetic truth!
402
00:56:14,683 --> 00:56:19,313
Theater reveals the truth through improvisation!
Not merely criticism of the truth!
403
00:56:19,574 --> 00:56:21,613
It's a stage as big as the world!
404
00:56:21,772 --> 00:56:26,840
Lustful as a dream of De Sade, colorful as the
newborn mushrooms after the first autumn rain.
405
00:56:26,912 --> 00:56:29,447
Truth! Like a sow breastfeeding its piglets!
406
00:56:40,979 --> 00:56:45,347
An artist needs conflicts, doubts,
or he would sin against himself.
407
00:57:10,274 --> 00:57:14,629
Baby Love is going to meet her lover, ...
408
00:57:14,630 --> 00:57:27,700
... who, hoping to stop her pursuers, went to the
castle with false evidence of the girl's death.
409
00:57:47,061 --> 00:57:54,444
But the four hounds, led by Ci Fe Ten Pie's
infallible smell, are on the trail of Baby Love.
410
00:57:55,693 --> 00:58:05,221
That's it! I've had enough of your
infallible sense of smell! Just shut up!
411
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:07,434
You shut up! You all shut up!
412
00:58:07,705 --> 00:58:09,863
Shut up? Damn my soul! How dare you?
413
00:58:10,042 --> 00:58:14,342
You should put a hole in your skull
to drain out your incompetent fear!
414
00:58:14,509 --> 00:58:20,671
How dare you, miserable plebeian,
interrupting the sublime acuity of a genius, ...
415
00:58:20,853 --> 00:58:25,585
... the mystical inspiration of an artist,
the enchanted ictus of a poet.
416
00:58:25,871 --> 00:58:28,055
You're fired!
Don't ever show your face here again!
417
00:58:28,193 --> 00:58:31,483
You'll never be able to understand
the revolutionary spirit of my theater!
418
00:58:31,608 --> 00:58:38,080
No Mirandolina, no Brecht, no Iris,
no Shakespeare, no Chekov, no Pirandello!
419
00:58:38,282 --> 00:58:43,165
New theater! Participatory!
Collective! Dynamic! Cyanotic!
420
00:58:58,501 --> 00:59:00,589
I smell Baby Love! She's near!
421
00:59:08,781 --> 00:59:11,316
I swear! She's near!
422
00:59:11,496 --> 00:59:13,473
Baby Love?
What is Baby Love doing?
423
00:59:13,666 --> 00:59:17,210
You don't believe me?
I smell her! She's near! I swear!
424
00:59:17,336 --> 00:59:20,993
It's the truth!
My smell is never wrong!
425
00:59:46,184 --> 00:59:49,478
I am clever!
Why is everyone angry at poor Chinaman?
426
00:59:52,139 --> 00:59:53,306
Silence!
427
00:59:53,307 --> 00:59:54,562
To everyone his own role!
428
00:59:54,634 --> 00:59:59,509
I am the protagonist, the stage technician,
the electrician, the director, the handyman ...
429
00:59:59,657 --> 01:00:02,424
... the administrator, the author,
the censor and the audience!
430
01:00:02,683 --> 01:00:04,305
Why didn't Hamlet kill his mother?
431
01:00:04,468 --> 01:00:07,865
Why did a mother poison her husband
to fornicate with his brother?
432
01:00:08,235 --> 01:00:10,589
Liberating action! That is the synthesis!
433
01:00:10,826 --> 01:00:17,249
Eros to the end! Explosion of sexual instincts!
Joie de vivre! Escape, crime, liberation!
434
01:00:17,639 --> 01:00:22,754
What's the use of fornicating?
It fucks up your brain, your ideas, your voice!
435
01:00:23,108 --> 01:00:25,077
Fornicating is the antithesis of art!
436
01:00:25,313 --> 01:00:28,052
I will leave this ungrateful world
in which no one understands me!
437
01:00:28,399 --> 01:00:32,684
Suicide for art's sake! You have to
actually die in order to make death real!
438
01:00:32,947 --> 01:00:36,647
And I shall punish my lust,
because an actor has to be like a priest!
439
01:00:36,782 --> 01:00:40,079
I have sinned! I have fornicated!
440
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:42,843
How many times, my son?
Countless times!
441
01:00:43,038 --> 01:00:47,110
Shame on you! Shame!
That's why you couldn't achieve fame!
442
01:00:47,298 --> 01:00:53,134
Fornicating! Fornicating is the failure of art!
Repent! I'll say it again...
443
01:00:53,134 --> 01:00:57,934
Fornicating is the failure of art!
444
01:01:21,986 --> 01:01:26,180
Where the hell have you been?
Who gave you permission to leave my castle?
445
01:01:26,682 --> 01:01:30,916
I beg your forgiveness, my Queen,
but something was going on in the woods.
446
01:01:30,965 --> 01:01:33,305
That doesn't give you the
right to disobey my orders.
447
01:01:33,703 --> 01:01:36,371
I didn't mean to leave the castle.
448
01:01:36,681 --> 01:01:39,341
I did it because I heard
a woman crying out for help.
449
01:01:39,689 --> 01:01:45,926
I rushed there, and what I saw was terrible!
450
01:01:46,219 --> 01:01:49,257
There were enormous footprints,
torn up vegetation and broken tree branches.
451
01:01:49,377 --> 01:01:53,832
What a cute story!
You're telling me you met King Kong?
452
01:01:54,077 --> 01:01:58,032
Don't joke! I'm serious!
There was blood all over the place!
453
01:01:58,213 --> 01:01:59,800
Even on the branches!
454
01:02:00,001 --> 01:02:04,599
Following the trail, I came to
a waterfall, where I found this.
455
01:02:05,106 --> 01:02:06,734
It was still covered in blood! Look!
456
01:02:07,261 --> 01:02:09,769
Here's the proof!
Are you convinced now?
457
01:02:19,073 --> 01:02:20,818
But this is Baby Love's belt!
458
01:02:23,017 --> 01:02:24,512
Yes! It's hers!
459
01:02:26,176 --> 01:02:27,488
She's dead!
460
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:31,350
Holy shit!
Satan! Satan! I thank you!
461
01:02:31,557 --> 01:02:34,186
I'm rid of that dumbass monkey at last!
462
01:02:34,346 --> 01:02:36,893
And now it's those four buffoons' turn!
463
01:02:37,065 --> 01:02:38,294
I'm rich!
464
01:02:38,349 --> 01:02:41,585
I'll throw a party that would make
Messalina and Pipino the Short blush!
465
01:02:41,674 --> 01:02:43,155
I'll cover you in gold!
466
01:02:43,194 --> 01:02:45,687
Don't get your hopes up, my Queen!
I won't be staying with you!
467
01:02:45,802 --> 01:02:51,164
As you wish. It's your loss!
You don't deserve to live like a prince!
468
01:02:51,454 --> 01:02:56,637
You poor fool!
No one can refuse my hospitality!
469
01:02:56,924 --> 01:03:00,336
You won't get out of this castle alive!
470
01:03:00,726 --> 01:03:03,089
You're wrong!
I'm leaving, whether you allow it or not!
471
01:03:03,266 --> 01:03:08,016
The only way you'll leave here ...
472
01:03:09,107 --> 01:03:10,261
... is dead!
473
01:06:00,007 --> 01:06:01,174
Gentlemen...
474
01:06:01,251 --> 01:06:06,546
... our corporate stock, our beloved Baby Love,
the destined bride, the flower of virginity ...
475
01:06:06,801 --> 01:06:08,075
... is dead!!!
476
01:06:08,076 --> 01:06:10,400
The only thing that's left of her is this relic.
477
01:06:10,816 --> 01:06:15,139
In accordance with the contract, Article 13,
Section A, Paragraph 2, which stipulates that ...
478
01:06:15,327 --> 01:06:18,552
... in case of death, everything must
be maintained in its current status.
479
01:06:19,470 --> 01:06:23,164
Therefore, I will retain
the million dollars you deposited ...
480
01:06:23,853 --> 01:06:27,162
... and ask that you immediately leave the castle!
481
01:06:28,004 --> 01:06:35,490
Your continued presence will remind me too
much of my beloved, sweet, adorable Baby Love!
482
01:06:36,477 --> 01:06:38,896
In other words ... be gone!
483
01:06:44,317 --> 01:06:49,081
Perfumed lady,
may I be allowed to smell the belt?
484
01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:50,847
It's your right!
485
01:08:00,575 --> 01:08:05,103
Yes! It belongs to Baby Love!
My smell is never wrong!
486
01:09:08,629 --> 01:09:14,202
Oh! The pain! The pain!
487
01:09:34,619 --> 01:09:38,164
Baby Love is dead!
488
01:10:47,852 --> 01:10:50,960
Blindfolded men... you're half condemned!
489
01:10:51,440 --> 01:10:54,030
Mania with cock.
You're out of here, don't knock!
490
01:13:15,956 --> 01:13:19,281
Baby Love had jumped out of
the frying pan and into the fire!
491
01:13:20,266 --> 01:13:27,377
In fact, the crazy guy had an even crazier
brother called The Wizard of Passo Di Brione!
492
01:13:28,335 --> 01:13:34,383
It's a fact that back then, like nowadays,
village girls liked to entertain themselves.
493
01:13:34,706 --> 01:13:42,701
That's why the Wizard could arrange innocent
para-pussyology sessions with great success!
494
01:13:43,198 --> 01:13:47,753
Sadly, Baby Love knew next to
nothing about para-pussyology!
495
01:13:48,306 --> 01:13:54,416
And her thirst for knowledge was
regularly thwarted by the advanced students!
496
01:13:55,368 --> 01:13:58,893
Oh! Nice! Very nice! I want to try too!
497
01:14:00,611 --> 01:14:04,697
Away! Get away! Take her away!
498
01:14:08,390 --> 01:14:12,154
Away! Away! Cursed woman!
You're not a member of my cult!
499
01:14:12,239 --> 01:14:14,987
Help! Help!
500
01:14:16,286 --> 01:14:19,769
Let me out of here!
501
01:15:01,413 --> 01:15:04,179
That crazy woman plays Middle-Ages
and like a moron I played along!
502
01:15:11,552 --> 01:15:13,629
I deserved it! Bloody hell!
503
01:15:20,919 --> 01:15:22,955
Get me out of here!
504
01:17:12,440 --> 01:17:16,521
Theater must be explicit communication,
not allusive theory!
505
01:17:16,703 --> 01:17:21,180
It must be externalization of the ego,
spontaneous alternative of the collective, ...
506
01:17:21,347 --> 01:17:25,162
... managed with an upward impulse
from subconscious to conscious!
507
01:17:25,485 --> 01:17:30,297
To dishevel wigs!
Theater is life! Theater is the soul!
508
01:17:30,829 --> 01:17:33,077
Stop that damned gibberish!
509
01:17:33,511 --> 01:17:35,426
I contest! I protest! I rebel!
510
01:17:35,547 --> 01:17:39,995
Mars is in astral conjunction with Saturn!
In triangulation with Aries! In conjunction with Virgo!
511
01:17:40,367 --> 01:17:42,649
Taurus is in opposition with Gemini!
512
01:17:42,850 --> 01:17:47,406
My oracles have spoken!
Curses and misfortunes on this temple!
513
01:17:47,751 --> 01:17:50,991
Jinx! Jinx! Jinx!
514
01:17:51,380 --> 01:17:55,279
Don't listen to this crazy man,
his oracles or his prophecies!
515
01:17:55,745 --> 01:17:58,193
33 curses will fall on his madness!
516
01:17:58,458 --> 01:18:02,577
I am the king, the protagonist,
I cannot be struck down by such as him!
517
01:18:02,722 --> 01:18:10,970
You, with your hemorrhoids, boils, lack of
skills and mediocre mind are only worthy ...
518
01:18:11,155 --> 01:18:14,737
... to take the dog out to piss,
prepare the sandwiches and clean the toilets!
519
01:18:14,917 --> 01:18:17,388
You'll never get any further than that,
you ballerina's constipated brain!
520
01:18:17,476 --> 01:18:20,587
Hello! Lunch is served!
Hello! Dinner is served!
521
01:18:20,850 --> 01:18:23,391
To be or not to be.
My kingdom for a horse.
522
01:18:40,868 --> 01:18:44,912
You're like all Italians! You show them a
little kindness and they try to take advantage!
523
01:18:45,582 --> 01:18:48,932
I just came to let you out
because we have a mission.
524
01:18:49,366 --> 01:18:50,636
We must find Baby Love!
525
01:18:51,023 --> 01:18:52,394
Please! Stop!
526
01:18:52,898 --> 01:18:54,145
Stop it!
527
01:18:54,279 --> 01:18:55,421
There are people are coming!
528
01:18:55,616 --> 01:18:59,417
It's them! The four crows!
We must follow them to find Baby Love!
529
01:19:00,559 --> 01:19:02,544
Will you stop it?
530
01:19:07,116 --> 01:19:08,531
Just one kiss and then you must stop!
531
01:19:31,569 --> 01:19:36,459
Yes! Yes! My smell never fails!
It never fails!
532
01:23:42,708 --> 01:23:43,943
This is theater!
533
01:23:43,944 --> 01:23:48,154
Because theater is liberating action,
creative action, inspiring action!
534
01:23:48,059 --> 01:23:50,968
Words are useless! Expression is action!
535
01:23:51,193 --> 01:23:56,001
Silence expresses everything:
anger, youth, strength, sensuality, life, death.
536
01:23:57,590 --> 01:23:59,945
I'm a genius!
537
01:24:03,832 --> 01:24:07,509
- Who are you? What do you want?
- We want Baby Love back!
538
01:24:08,413 --> 01:24:10,603
Look at where my baby ended up!!!
539
01:24:10,773 --> 01:24:15,214
Baby Love, you silly girl! Get off that stage!
You have more serious things to do!
540
01:24:15,388 --> 01:24:17,745
Shut up when you talk to me! I rule here!
541
01:24:17,962 --> 01:24:20,785
This is my temple!
You won't be stealing my female lead!
542
01:24:21,079 --> 01:24:22,544
Go away!
543
01:24:22,753 --> 01:24:25,928
- What is he saying? How dare he?
- You can't abduct Baby Love!
544
01:24:39,683 --> 01:24:41,472
Stop it! Stop it!
545
01:24:43,139 --> 01:24:45,021
Will you just stop it?
546
01:24:45,381 --> 01:24:47,057
What is all this noise?
547
01:24:47,368 --> 01:24:48,996
She'll be the one to decide!
548
01:24:49,264 --> 01:24:51,604
You'll never have my Baby Love, buffoon ...
549
01:24:51,756 --> 01:24:55,983
... because I'm her mother!
Because only I know all that I have given her!
550
01:24:56,184 --> 01:25:02,677
- I call on your democratic spirit!
- In Russia we say... - In Sicily we say...
551
01:25:03,703 --> 01:25:05,627
If you choose calmly and wisely...
552
01:25:05,875 --> 01:25:07,768
... you'll see everything will be okay!
553
01:25:07,769 --> 01:25:09,210
Believe me!
554
01:25:52,851 --> 01:25:55,984
With whom shall I do theater now?
555
01:25:56,091 --> 01:26:01,707
I've found the perfect female lead!
Who will ever be able to assume her role?
556
01:26:02,082 --> 01:26:05,077
Me! The Queen!
Am I or am I not her mother?
557
01:26:05,772 --> 01:26:09,129
I'm sure you won't miss her!
Let me assure you!
558
01:26:10,001 --> 01:26:14,380
"To be or not to be. That is the question..."
559
01:26:14,593 --> 01:26:18,604
This is theater!
You will prostitute yourselves on the rack!
560
01:26:19,038 --> 01:26:24,360
Sentiments! Genius! Because I am the genius!
And this is my theater!
561
01:26:24,516 --> 01:26:25,761
So, all together now ...
562
01:26:25,788 --> 01:26:27,177
... who will lend me a cigarette?
563
01:26:27,491 --> 01:26:29,010
Let's start rehearsals immediatley!
564
01:26:29,133 --> 01:26:34,119
It will be a modern performance,
rebellious, nonconformist, revolutionary!
565
01:26:34,181 --> 01:26:36,302
Yes! I have decided! I have decided!
566
01:26:36,303 --> 01:26:39,012
We'll finally debut my theater!
567
01:26:39,272 --> 01:26:45,657
The theater of life! The theater of the soul!
Life! Soul!
568
01:26:59,098 --> 01:27:06,220
But who is there, far from clamor and ambition,
far from yearning and vanity, ...
569
01:27:06,501 --> 01:27:08,333
... that lives the true life?
570
01:27:08,831 --> 01:27:12,677
Now the two lovers are happy
in the simple flow of days ...
571
01:27:13,189 --> 01:27:14,312
... as the Lord commanded.
572
01:27:15,235 --> 01:27:18,727
"Woman, you shall bring water to bake the bread.
573
01:27:19,452 --> 01:27:23,651
"Man, you shall chop wood to feed the fire."
574
01:29:03,600 --> 01:29:10,501
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originally created by VaccaStracca
575
01:29:11,305 --> 01:29:17,594
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