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Get out of here.
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Get out of here.
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Stop that you're going tobreak it,
can't you see?
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How do you do, Mr. Dilweg?
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It doesn't matter how I do.
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Get out.
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Get out, come on now.
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Hello.
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Hello?
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Oh, it's you.
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Where have you been?
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Att the firehouse, fireman.
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Did you win?
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What did we do with
the host cards?
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I saw the whole
a couple drunken painters.
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Anybody been here
since I've been gone?
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Yes, about 50 people.
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How does it look?
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Say, do you know since I've had
that big electric sign painted,
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our stamp business
has picked up 100%?
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They've been here since you left
at about 10:00 this morning.
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And they haven't made a
single move in three and one
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half hour.
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Why don't you get
them out of here.
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They never buy anything, they
just borrowed matches all day.
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You better come up and get
your dinner, soup's on the table.
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Coming right away.
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Coming right away.
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How about a cocktail?
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They're already mixed all you
have to do is put in the ice.
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Oh, good.
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Oh, Papa.
Hello, dear.
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Don't do that.
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Stop it.
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Will you stop it?
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What's the matter, Pop?
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Don't you love me?
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Shut the hell up.
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What are you doing?
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You're not going to tell
me I don't love her.
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Here, want to play?
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Ooh, goody!
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Hey remind me, that we'll order
some more stamps tomorrow.
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That's fine.
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That's fine.
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That's fine.
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Aw, I want to do it.
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That's enough.
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Let go.
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Aw let me do it.
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Just a minute Pop?
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Listen will you stop it?
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Gee let me do it.
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Is Papa's little angel
going to sit down?
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Won't Papa's little
doll baby sit down?
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Or will Papa bust this godsend--
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What do you mean?
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Have you gone crazy?
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Sit down and behave yourself.
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Gee whiz.
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Mom, what's hypocrisy?
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Ask your father dear.
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Pop, what's hypocrisy?
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Yes Deedee, that's-- say willy
ou eat your soup and stop
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asking silly questions?
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And stop that.
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Oh gee, I like to pop.
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One more pop and I'll
pop you in the eye.
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I have a chewing gum on it
now, and she makes a martini.
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Get out of here.
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Oh gee, I'm hungry.
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Why don't you learn
that kid some manners.
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Teach, my dear, teach.
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And it might be a good example
if you would take your hat off.
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I have hay fever, and
another thing it has no top in it.
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That doesn't matter.
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She's eating the canary bird.
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Ow!
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Get into that room.
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Wait a minute, not yet.
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My ear.
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Are you shamed of yourself?
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Aren't ashamed of yourself?
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Go over there and
behave yourself?
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Sit down there.
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Oh gee, mom.
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Just because I'm a
little girl, you hit me.
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Why don't you pick on
somebody your own size.
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Don't be insolent
to your father.
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You should see me
down the firehouse
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wrestling with the firemen.
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I'd take six or eight
of them and throw
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them over my head backwards.
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Well, three anyway.
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Who taught that
parrot to do that?
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Stop it.
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Stop it.
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Stop it.
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What would you eat a
canary bird for anyway?
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Hello Ooleota.
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Where have you been?
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Cutbert and I have
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Cuthbert, that sissy.
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How do you know?
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You've never even seen him.
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I don't have to see him.
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I never knew a
Cuthbert in my life
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that wasn't wasn't a sissy.
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When I went to school as
a kid, I licked every kid
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in school named Cuthbert.
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Shh.
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That kid's getting
awfully fresh.
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Hey if that's for me,
tell them I'm taking a bath.
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I'll call them up later.
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Hello?
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Oh hello Cuthbert.
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Am I surprised, Cuthbert.
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Am I?
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No, Cuthbert.
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Really, Cuthbert?
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Who told you that, Cuthbert?
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Someone had to tell him,
he'dnever find that out himself.
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Really, Cuthbert?
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Oh, Cuthbert.
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Oh Cuthbert, that's
very, very funny.
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Yeah tell it to us.
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Make us laugh too.
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Well am I surprised, Cuthbert.
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Yeah I bet you're surprised.
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Well tell me some more
about it, Cuthbert.
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OK, this is getting too much.
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Tell her more.
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She's been talking to him for
an hour, why don't you stop them.
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Oh that'll be fine Cuthy.
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Cuthy.
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It's Cuthy now.
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It will be Cuth in a minute.
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You're so cute Cuthy.
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Yeah I bet he's cute.
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You did, Cuthbert?
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Mhm.
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Oh yes, Cuthbert.
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Will you make her stop please?
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She cannot be rude dear.
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Yes I would, Cuthbert.
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You would, eh?
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Surely, Cuthbert.
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Oh.
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Yes, Cuthbert, marvelous.
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That's done it.
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She's making me sick.
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That's good, I'm glad I
have to go downstairs.
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All right, Cuthbert.
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Sure I will, Cuthbert.
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Hello?
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Yes?
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Yes.
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This is Dilweg's Drug Store,
Mr. Dilweg speaking.
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What's that?
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Uh huh, I know
what kind you mean.
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Yeah the gentleman with
thew hiskers, one on each side.
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Yeah, uh no.
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No, I'm very sorry.
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We can't split a box.
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Yes, we can deliver them.
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Yeah.
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Where is it?
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18 miles straight
out on Route 96.
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Turn to Route 13, and
four and a half miles.
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All right.
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All right.
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All right, a
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We can deliver them
this afternoon, yes.
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I'll send my truck out
with them right away.
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Yeah.
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All right, goodnight.
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Just sold another
box of cough drops.
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Sit down in your chair properly.
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What do you mean, I'm
going in the ears.
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I can't do nothing.
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Cuthbert!
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Oh you silly thing, you.
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There go those chimes again.
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I got to go downstairs.
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Dear Cuthbert.
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How do you do?
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How do you do.
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Is there a lady in
attendance here?
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Huh?
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Is there a lady in
attendance here?
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Oh, oh, yes.
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Yes, yes.
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Yes.
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She'll be right down.
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Hurry up downstairs.
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There are two ladies down there.
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They won't let me
wait on them, they
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want a lady to wait on them.
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I simply can't go down
looking the way I do.
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I have to freshen
up a bit first.
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I'll go down, Pop.
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You sit there and
eat your spinach.
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Will you hurry up down?
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Well if I'm going to be
a clerk in the drugstore
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I'll simply have to get some
decent looking clothes first.
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Hurry up down,
we're going to lose their trade.
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Dropping, dropping, dropping.
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She'll be down in half a moment.
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Have you read "Mother India"?
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"Sex Life of the Polyp"?
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Cake a la Mode"?
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Crash Every Tuesday?
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An amusing little beggar?
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There's so much, that's all.
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Old Moscow in the winter.
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Could I interest you in a stamp?
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Yeah give me a stamp.
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No, give me a purple one.
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Oh I'm sorry, we
haven't any purple ones.
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I could paint one for you.
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I don't want a painted one.
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A person hasn't gotten any
rights in this country anymore.
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The government even
tells you what color
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stamps you're going to buy.
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It's pretty common.
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That's the Democratic
Party for you.
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I have written to
Washington about it.
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What do you want to
write to Washington for?
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He's dead.
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How much are your stamps?
Three cents.
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All right give me one.
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Thank you.
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No don't give me that dirty one,
give me a clean one.
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Give me the one
out of the middle.
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Oh.
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Sorry to keep you waiting.
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Pardon my fingers.
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Is that all right
Shall we send it?
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No, I'll take it along.
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Oh, yes.
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All right.
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You got change for $100?
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No, I'm sorry I haven't.
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Well I'll pay the
next time I come in.
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Just a moment.
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Just a moment.
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We're giving these
little souvenirs
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away today with every purchase.
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Well.
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We won't be able to
wait much longer.
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Oh.
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She'll be down in
just half a tick.
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She'll be right down.
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Just wait.
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She'll be right down.
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Where's your-- Dear.
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Close the door and
get out of here.
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I'm coming right down.
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Hurry up.
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Those old ladies are
getting very impatient.
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We're going to lose their trade.
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Oh, Cuthbert.
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Oh I think that would be lovely.
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That's right, eat your spinach.
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Eat your spinach.
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I'm going on down.
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She'll be right down now.
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Coming now.
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What can I do for you?
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Is there a lady's restroom here?
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Yes, right over there.
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The first door on your left.
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Thank you.
274
00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:33,750
You fool.
275
00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:35,333
Why didn't you tell them?
276
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,041
They didn't ask me
anything about it.
277
00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:38,041
Ugh!
278
00:14:45,625 --> 00:14:48,958
How are you going to know?
279
00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:50,458
How do you do, sir?
280
00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:52,458
How are you?
281
00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:53,916
Can I do cleaning?
282
00:15:09,958 --> 00:15:12,833
Certainly not.
283
00:15:12,958 --> 00:15:16,041
Do you think I'd break the laws
of this great and grand
284
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:19,000
and glorious United
States of Arms just
285
00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:20,958
to satisfy your depraved taste?
286
00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:23,208
A thousand nos.
287
00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:25,666
I've never had or sold
a bottle of liquor
288
00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:27,458
since I've opened this place.
289
00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:28,458
No?
290
00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:30,083
Well you're not fooling me.
291
00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:31,458
I'll get you yet.
292
00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:33,416
Huh.
293
00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:34,875
Maybe, and maybe not.
294
00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:41,291
He looked a little screwy
when he came in here.
295
00:15:41,416 --> 00:15:43,291
First time I saw him.
296
00:15:43,416 --> 00:15:44,916
Did I understand
you were just saying
297
00:15:45,041 --> 00:15:46,500
you were giving souvenirs away.
298
00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:47,500
Oh, mother.
299
00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:49,541
It's all right, yes, yes.
300
00:15:49,666 --> 00:15:50,500
That's all right.
301
00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:54,083
Yes we are.
302
00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:55,958
Oh thank you.
303
00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:58,291
Oh mother isn't it lovely?
304
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,166
Aren't you glad I asked?
305
00:16:00,291 --> 00:16:01,625
Would you like one?
306
00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:02,458
Here.
307
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:03,333
Oh, you're so kind.
308
00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:05,208
That's quite all right.
309
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:07,125
Thank you so much.
310
00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:09,250
Aren't they gorgeous?
311
00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:11,791
Whenever you want any
stamps, don't forget us.
312
00:16:11,916 --> 00:16:14,208
Thank you we won't.
313
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:18,541
Same place for 15 years now.
314
00:16:18,666 --> 00:16:21,916
I control all the stamp
business in this neighborhood.
315
00:16:30,791 --> 00:16:32,625
Get that tomato sauce going.
316
00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:36,041
Just grab that
bottle off of there.
317
00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:37,250
Everything's free here.
318
00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:39,208
Everybody's great,
it's all right.
319
00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:48,000
She's liable to get diphtheria.
320
00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:49,458
Where am I?
321
00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:50,916
Dilweg's Drug Company.
322
00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:52,666
This is Dilweg here.
323
00:16:52,791 --> 00:16:54,125
What happened?
324
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:55,625
Ah!
325
00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:58,083
That is the man again.
326
00:16:58,208 --> 00:16:59,608
I have never saw
her in all my life.
327
00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:01,041
Get her some whiskey!
328
00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:02,041
Whiskey!
329
00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:04,500
Huh?
330
00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:05,125
Hmm.
331
00:17:36,416 --> 00:17:38,250
Hello?
332
00:17:38,375 --> 00:17:40,250
Hello?
333
00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:41,750
Uh huh.
334
00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:43,208
Misses Shwiginsnap?
335
00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:51,666
Those cough drops
haven't arrived?
336
00:17:51,791 --> 00:17:53,625
Oh I'm very sorry.
337
00:17:57,708 --> 00:17:59,583
Well I'm pretty sure, yes.
338
00:17:59,708 --> 00:18:01,125
They'll be there any minute.
339
00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:04,541
I sent them out at 3:00
this afternoon on the truck.
340
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,541
Goodbye.
341
00:18:06,666 --> 00:18:07,541
Goodbye.
342
00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:15,458
Wait a minute dear.
343
00:18:15,583 --> 00:18:17,083
There's so much noise
out here I can't
344
00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:17,916
hear a word you're saying.
345
00:18:23,041 --> 00:18:23,875
There.
346
00:18:25,958 --> 00:18:28,250
I want you to meet
a very wonderful young man.
347
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,625
Mr. Smith, this is Miss Dilweg.
348
00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:30,333
How do you do?
349
00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:31,208
How do you do?
350
00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:32,625
Misses Dilweg, rather.
351
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:34,291
Oh, dear, come here.
352
00:18:34,416 --> 00:18:36,958
I want you to meet a very
wonderful and brave young man.
353
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,958
He has just saved my life.
354
00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:40,333
This is my daughter, Mr. Smith.
355
00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:41,541
Cuthbert!
356
00:18:41,666 --> 00:18:42,791
Ooleota!
357
00:18:42,916 --> 00:18:45,625
Uh huh.
358
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,500
I want to meet Cuthbert.
359
00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:48,833
Uh huh.
360
00:18:48,958 --> 00:18:51,875
Listen dear, go upstairs
and eat your pogo
361
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,083
and then you can go jump
on your spinach after.
362
00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:55,208
Go dear.
363
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:56,666
Oh, but I want to meet Cuthbert.
364
00:18:56,791 --> 00:18:58,166
Go!23405
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