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♪
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No, no.
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No, no, it's overheating.
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Come on. Keep it together!
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[alarm blaring]
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-Aah!
-[high-pitched yelp]
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[panting]
Sorry.
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♪
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[moaning]
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♪
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♪
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FREEMAN:
Captain's log, stardate 58354.2.
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TheCerritos is back
at Tulgana IV,
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where we'll be updating
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the Federation consulate's
power systems,
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a straightforward job
which gives us extra time
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to fill some of our
Starfleet quotas.
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Ugh, the recruitment booth, no!
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-Well, someone's got to do it.
-Uh, do they?
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'Cause last time I checked,
nobody's ever signed up
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for Starfleet
at the recruitment booth.
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-I did.
-Shh, shh, you're not helping.
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-Sorry.
-I know it's not super exciting,
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but it's our assignment.
What are you gonna do?
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Hmm, complain the whole time
and make it twice as miserable.
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[sighs]
That is your specialty.
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[yawning]
Ow.
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You okay, Rutherford?
Man, you look wiped.
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I haven't slept in a week.
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I keep having
the same crazy nightmare.
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Ooh, the one where you're
in a new timeline
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with Kirk and Spock
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where they have
cinematic chemistry?
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-Ugh, I wish.
-Looks like you've got
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some long-term memories
stuck in the buffer.
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Probably useless stuff like when
you called the captain "Mom."
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Want me to purge the cache?
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Yes. Anything to help me sleep.
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-[sighs]
-And done.
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Why don't you go take a nap?
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You'll wake up feeling
like a new man.
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[yawns]
Thanks, Tendi.
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Hope you're right.
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[grunting]
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There's a spot where we can set
up in the commuter's market.
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I have a degree
in xenohistory, but sure,
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put me on folding-table duty.
That's great.
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Oh, I'm sorry, is the booth
not exciting enough for you?
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Yeah, actually, it's the worst
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and I'm really glad
you said something.
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Can we get a different
assignment, please?
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I don't care if you like it,
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-that's not the point.
-No. The point is
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to give us work
nobody cares about
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so the captain can tick off
a meaningless box.
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I care, and I'm gonna be
checking in today.
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If you so much as step
one foot out of that booth,
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I will transfer you
to Starbase 80.
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Starbase 80?
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Don't joke about that.
Starbase 80 is the worst.
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When I get down there,
you better be in the booth
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with a PADD full
of contact info,
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or you'll be at SB80
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faster than you can
possibly imagine.
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Okay, okay, I get it.
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Okey dokey,
time for some shut-eye.
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[yawns] Hmm.
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-[buzzing]
-Huh?
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Ah, my [bleep] head.
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Did I even go out last night?
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Wait, what's going on here?
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Ugh, those are the ugliest
nacelles I've ever seen.
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And who put
Engineering down there?
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That's stupid.
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Wait a minute,
California-class?
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How did I get here?
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COMPUTER:
Ensign Samanthan Rutherford.
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Transferred from Douglas Station
on stardate 56329.4.
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Okay, shut up, shut up.
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What the hell is this?
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Holy moly.
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What the heck is happening here?
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Hey, hey! Let me out of here.
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Hey, you. Give me back
control of my body.
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[scoffs]
Nah, dude, this is my body.
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You already effed it up.
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-No, it's not.
-Whatever, man.
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I don't take orders
from a reflection. [chuckles]
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I'm not a reflection.
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Help! I think an anaphasic alien
took over my body.
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-You're an anaphasic alien.
-Nuh-uh, you are.
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Hey, what is this thing
on my face?
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It's my face.
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Fine, fine, fine,
don't answer it.
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-I don't need you.
-Hey, hey! Get back here!
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Aw, man.
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♪
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[indistinct chatter]
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Starfleet, get your Starfleet.
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We got new worlds,
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they're strange,
and they need seeking out.
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Wow, it's crazy to hear you,
like, actually trying.
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Yeah, I have to.
Ransom's got it out for me.
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I'm not taking any chances
with creepy-ass Starbase 80.
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Do you have to go to Starfleet
Academy to work on a ship?
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Ah, thank you for asking.
No, not at all.
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You can enlist as an NCO
and then go
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to the Tech Services
Academy on Mars.
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You could work
in a transporter bay.
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How about that?
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Really?
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Do the transporter guys
ever get to sit on the bridge?
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Um, I mean, yeah, I guess,
it could... it could happen.
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PETRA:
Hey, pal.
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You're signing up for seven
years in a windowless room.
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Wait, really?
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Don't listen to her, the ships
have, like, tons of windows.
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It's, like, practically
a greenhouse, right?
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Just not, like,
every single room.
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-Meh.
-Ugh.
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What the hell, lady?
I was about to close.
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Aw, did I step on your
little sales pitch?
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What are you even, some
kind of space archaeologist?
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Independent space archaeologist.
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That first part's important,
since you know,
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I'm free to do whatever I want,
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unlike some ensigns
around here.
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[scoffs]
All right, fine. Whatever.
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Uh, Starfleet.
Get your Starfleet.
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Prepare yourself
for Warp 10 excitement.
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Discover
the undiscovered country.
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How often do you get
to collect dilithium?
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Oh, all the time,
tons of crystals.
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PETRA:
Hey, buddy.
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-You want to be a Borg?
-What? No.
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Starfleet crews get assimilated
all the time.
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Hope you like being covered
in black rubber tubing.
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-Aah!
-[groans] We do not!
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Borg drone, Starfleet drone,
what's the diff?
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The "diff" is I'm about to shove
one of those artifacts
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-up your ass.
-Mariner, don't.
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-Just stay focused.
-[groans]
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[Red Rutherford hisses]
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Graphenated corridor joists?
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These Cali-class junkers
are such fire traps.
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The Cerritosis a great ship.
Give me back my body.
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Hey, there, pretty lady.
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-Hey, Rutherford. What's up?
-No, no. Don't talk to her.
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I mean, everything,
now that I ran into you.
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Trill, huh?
Those spots go all the way down?
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Excuse me?
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Barnes, call the captain.
He's an alien or something.
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Hey, Trill, uh, when is
the security shift change?
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Why would I know?
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Because you're in security?
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We've been on four dates
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and you don't even know
what division I'm in?
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Well, damn. Maybe if you
weren't so boring,
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I'd remember some of this stuff.
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Uh!
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-[groans, sniffles]
-Oh, okay. Walk away.
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I got to figure out a way
to contact Tendi.
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She'll know
how to get rid of you.
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Wait, who's Tendi?
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Uh, nobody. Never mind.
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-Computer, locate Tendi.
-Computer, no!
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COMPUTER: Ensign Tendi
is currently located
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in Repair Bay Five.
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No, no, no, no. I-I don't know
what you're thinking,
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but you stay away from her.
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Hey, check out this pod plant
from Omicron Ceti III.
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It blasts out
mind-control pollen.
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Jeepers creepers.
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[laughs]
That's swell.
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I don't even talk like that.
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She's gonna see right
through you, you goofy goof.
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[chuckles]
Oopsie doodle.
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I can't remember when
the security shift change is.
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-[laughs] It's at 0900, silly.
-Of course.
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[both laughing]
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Tendi, come on. That's not me.
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[exclaiming]
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[grunts]
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Ah! Damn.
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[gasps]
It worked.
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Dude, don't do that.
This is my body.
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Who are you talking to?
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Don't do this?
[grunts]
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-Aah! I'll kill you.
-[grunts]
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Rutherford, are you okay?
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Let me take a look
at your implant.
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Get away from me!
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-I'm fine!
-Aah!
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[panting]:
Ensign Tendi to sickbay.
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I need an emergency
medical team on Deck 11.
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Huh.
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PETRA: See more
where that came from, kid.
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Just join the Indie
Archaeologists' Guild.
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[Mariner sputters]
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More like space thieves.
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Hey, why don't you go
in that museum
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and steal some artifacts?
I know you want to.
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[chuckles]:
Oh, right.
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Because everyone who doesn't
salute their boss
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is a criminal?
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You know, lady,
if you are really dedicated
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to the pursuit of knowledge,
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then you're kind of
limiting yourself
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by not being
in Starfleet, actually.
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Ooh, actually,
I was in Starfleet.
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Petra Aberdeen--
graduated Academy,
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did a tour in the fleet
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before wising up
and getting out.
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-[whirs]
-Whoa.
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You served on the Victory?
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Well, you must have screwed up
pretty bad to end up here.
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[scoffs] Sure, why leave
the big fancy ships,
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just for a life of freedom
and nonviolence?
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Starfleet isn't violent.
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00:09:00,235 --> 00:09:02,629
Well, tell that to the Romulans,
the Klingons, the Cardassians...
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What? They attack us.
It's self-defense.
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Oh, right, you guys totally
aren't a pseudo navy at all.
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[groans]
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-[grumbles]
-Aah!
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[grunts]
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Ah!
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[both grunt]
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Oh, come on, come on, come on!
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Tulgana IV has an ion field,
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transporter won't get
a solid lock.
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You know that, baby bear.
Unless you aren't you.
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My nickname's "baby bear"?
That's stupid.
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[grunting]
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Aah!
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Oh, here we are.
Captain's yacht.
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-Now we're talking.
-You messed
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with the wrong crew, buddy.
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Oh, yeah? Then why am I
about to take off
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with my own
warp-capable starship?
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They'll never find me.
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Unless someone buys them
some time.
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[groaning]
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Man, I'll kill you.
Don't touch that.
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00:10:02,079 --> 00:10:04,821
-Fine, I don't need to anyway.
-Wait. Really?
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Sorry, baby bear.
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00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:07,519
Aah!
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00:10:07,563 --> 00:10:10,174
[both shouting]
250
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,177
SHAXS:
Dr. T'Ana, I need a medical team
251
00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:15,615
to the captain's yacht now!
252
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,882
♪
253
00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:23,623
Huh.
254
00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:25,929
According to my scans,
there's no anaphasic presence.
255
00:10:25,973 --> 00:10:28,018
Ensign Rutherford
is still himself,
256
00:10:28,062 --> 00:10:31,282
but his memory and personality
are from a decade ago.
257
00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:34,111
It's almost like a backup
overwrote his brain.
258
00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:36,287
I-I cleared the cache
on his implant.
259
00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:38,333
Did I erase my best friend?
260
00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:41,989
Oh, cerebral activity's high.
Something's going on in there.
261
00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:44,905
We'll just have to wait and see
which Rutherford wakes up.
262
00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:47,603
♪
263
00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:51,825
[exhales]
Wha...?
264
00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:53,609
Oh, come on, man.
265
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,003
Yep, now we're both stuck
in a blank white void.
266
00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:58,048
Just shut up, old man.
This is all your fault.
267
00:10:58,092 --> 00:10:59,441
[gasps]
Wait.
268
00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:00,964
You're a younger version of me.
269
00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:03,837
No, you're the older,
cornier version of me.
270
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,708
And now we're both stuck
in the stupid mindscape.
271
00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:07,144
Mind what?
272
00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:09,973
It's a manifestation
of our brain. Look.
273
00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:12,280
See? Try it out.
274
00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:13,760
[grunts]
275
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,327
Whoa.
276
00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:17,720
Damn, you're right.
277
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,069
This says we're
in my subconscious.
278
00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:20,680
Yeah, dummy.
279
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:22,203
The brain can't handle having
two full copies
280
00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:24,422
-of a person in here.
-So it partitioned us?
281
00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:27,251
Until one emerges as the
dominant personality, yeah.
282
00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:29,123
Well, that's me.
You're an imposter.
283
00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:31,081
Oh, really?
Then why can I do this?
284
00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:34,476
Wait.
285
00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:35,956
I've been here before.
286
00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:36,957
Oh.
287
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,959
What's this?
288
00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:41,004
RED RUTHERFORD: The Sampaguita,
fastest racer in the quadrant,
289
00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:42,832
designed by yours truly.
290
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,442
This isn't a ship,
291
00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:45,966
this is a seat strapped
to an impulse engine.
292
00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:47,576
Yeah, baby. Pretty cool, right?
293
00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:49,056
Hang on. If you're young me,
294
00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:51,058
why don't
I remember building this?
295
00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:52,581
Because you erased
your own memories, man.
296
00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:54,583
And you did it to me with this.
297
00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:56,193
My implant? No way.
298
00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:58,021
It was just to help me
with engineering.
299
00:11:58,065 --> 00:11:59,893
You sure about that?
300
00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:03,766
What if someone asks
why he has it?
301
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:06,508
We programmed that in.
He'll think it was elective.
302
00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:09,467
You tried to erase all
the memories that made us cool,
303
00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:10,860
but it didn't work.
304
00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:12,253
The brain is
more complicated than that
305
00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:14,472
and it kept my cool ass
stored away.
306
00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:16,561
So, blao, here I am, baby.
307
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:18,041
If that's true,
then how come you never tried
308
00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:19,042
to take over before?
309
00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:20,783
I did, dude.
310
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,654
Haven't you noticed this thing
is always bugging out?
311
00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,352
Your programs turning
against you?
312
00:12:24,395 --> 00:12:27,007
-Behavioral shifts?
-I did like pears for a minute.
313
00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:29,792
I love pears. That was me
trying to get my body back.
314
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:32,926
Fine, so we're both us--
I mean me.
315
00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:35,189
But if you take over,
won't I get erased?
316
00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:37,278
Yeah. Only one of us
can walk out of here.
317
00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:38,366
We have to choose.
318
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:40,847
And I choose me.
319
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,370
Later, loser.
[laughing]
320
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:43,937
[panting]
321
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:46,026
[grunting]
322
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:49,203
Come on.
323
00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:50,813
Get off me, man.
324
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:53,685
You're not going anywhere
until we figure this out.
325
00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:54,948
What is this place anyway?
326
00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:56,340
This is our garage, man.
327
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:57,951
We used to sneak off
from the Academy
328
00:12:57,994 --> 00:12:59,996
to build our
sick racing ships here.
329
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,432
That's cool,
but why the sneaking?
330
00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:03,130
Because of stupid Starfleet.
331
00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:04,784
They never let us test
our own engines.
332
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:06,698
They wanted to make us wait
until we graduated
333
00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:09,179
before we're even near
a warp core. So dumb.
334
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:11,007
Makes sense.
335
00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:12,661
We could have gotten hurt
messing around with this stuff.
336
00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:14,271
Oh, but we did more
than mess around.
337
00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:15,707
We funded all this
338
00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:17,666
by winning Devron races, baby.
[laughs]
339
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,059
Those go through
the neutral zone.
340
00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:20,234
They're illegal.
341
00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:21,539
Yeah, duh.
342
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:23,019
Man, you really bought
into that
343
00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:24,586
whole okey dokey bull[bleep],
didn't you?
344
00:13:24,629 --> 00:13:26,718
Yes.
[grunts]
345
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:28,329
We can't stay in here forever.
346
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:30,200
Shouldn't the best
engineer get to take control?
347
00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:33,377
Yes. Great idea.
Let's take an engineering test.
348
00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:34,944
No, man, tests are dumb.
349
00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:37,077
How about something
a little more interesting?
350
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,384
A race. Both of us
build our own ships.
351
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:42,299
-Winner takes the brain.
-And the loser?
352
00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:44,345
Gets erased.
Dude, come on. Keep up.
353
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:45,955
Aah!
I don't know how much longer
354
00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:47,435
our body can
stay in this coma,
355
00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:49,350
so one of us has to take over.
356
00:13:50,394 --> 00:13:52,005
Okay, I'm in.
357
00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:54,094
♪
358
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:55,269
[munching]
359
00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:56,923
Do you ever get
to touch mummies?
360
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,663
Constantly.
361
00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:01,014
And you never have to go
back in time to save Earth.
362
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:03,843
That only happened, like,
four times. Five, tops.
363
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:04,974
Oh, great.
364
00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:06,280
The Collector's Guild.
365
00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:08,151
[chuckling]:
Well, look at this.
366
00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:11,459
Word's getting around you little
ensigns can't leave the booth.
367
00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:13,591
The only thing
you two collect is dust.
368
00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:16,420
-[laughing]
-Oh, now, that was collectible.
369
00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:18,596
Yeah, well, that was dumb
and you should hate yourself.
370
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,250
So there.
371
00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:21,730
Okay, let's just calm down,
don't listen to them.
372
00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,601
And... Oh, no, here come
the conspiracy truthers.
373
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,603
Hey, Starfleet, when are we
gonna hear the truth
374
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:27,257
about what happened to Sisko?
375
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:29,694
What? No, he's working hard
in a celestial temple.
376
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:30,739
Yeah, right.
377
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,567
How about when parasites crawled
378
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,961
into Starfleet admirals' butts
and took over their brains?
379
00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,614
Want to come clean about that?
380
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,442
It's just a stupid conspiracy.
It never happened.
381
00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:39,530
[clears throat]
Actually, I think it did.
382
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,010
Really?
383
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:43,143
How do we know you two
don't got butt bugs?
384
00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:45,797
Well, if we did, we'd have
to kill you for figuring it out.
385
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:48,365
Sure, if you could
leave the booth.
386
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,280
[laughing]
387
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:51,586
-[groaning]
-No, no, no, no.
388
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:54,023
-[model shatters]
-Not the 'Gazer!
389
00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,855
♪
390
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:14,435
[sputters]
Oh, my God!
391
00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:17,220
Hang on a second,
is this a Starfleet design?
392
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:19,048
Yeah. It's the Delta Flyer.
393
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:21,616
It's superfast and it's got
pop-out impulse thrusters.
394
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:23,313
Tom Paris designed
it on Voyager.
395
00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:24,749
[laughs]
396
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,403
I mean, you could
have built literally
397
00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:28,797
anything you could imagine.
You know that, right?
398
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,059
I've always wanted one of these.
399
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:31,495
It's got some Borg tech and...
400
00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:33,149
Dude, it's a shuttle
with a paint job.
401
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:35,282
You could've made this.
402
00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:37,371
♪
403
00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:40,330
Whoa-key dokey!
404
00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:42,158
Vulcan inverters, quad engines,
405
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:44,595
I mean, you might as well
just give me the body now.
406
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:45,988
Whatever.
The Delta Flyer'sawesome.
407
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,772
It even came with
a matching outfit for me.
408
00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,600
You know, for a minute there
409
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:52,255
I thought maybe the years
you had on me might even us up,
410
00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:53,909
but this is just sad.
411
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,129
Hang on.
Let me get my outfit on.
412
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,000
[laughing]
413
00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:00,655
Whoa, hold on,
you're on the Cerritos.
414
00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,918
Your captain bombed
the Pakleds, didn't she?
415
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,747
Oh! There were so many
good artifacts in that city.
416
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:07,792
What?
Those idiots bombed themselves!
417
00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:09,707
Great diplomacy either way.
418
00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:11,535
[groans]
Oh, no. No, no, no.
419
00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:13,233
I'm not [bleep]ing doing this.
420
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:15,017
I don't want to hear it
from you outpost scientists.
421
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,193
Well, I have a question
about joining Starfleet.
422
00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:18,934
Oh. Uh, really?
423
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:22,198
Yeah, I love those uniforms.
If I join, do I get one?
424
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:23,808
Yeah. Yeah, you do.
425
00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:25,201
I mean, our style isn't across
the whole fleet,
426
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,681
but they're in
the California-class...
427
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:28,813
[laughing]
God, I'm so sorry, I-I can't.
428
00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:31,120
This guy actually thinks
the uniforms are cool.
429
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,556
They are cool.
430
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,602
Uh, then why are they
always changing?
431
00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:35,995
Starfleet updates them.
432
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,387
There's always room
for improvement.
433
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:38,910
Like-like we get
this really cool flap.
434
00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:40,956
Oh, please.
Why do you even need uniforms?
435
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,349
You are not in the military.
436
00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:44,090
-PETRA: I'd say they are.
-Oh, shut up!
437
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,483
Us outpost scientists
wear whatever we want.
438
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,485
Like this belt. [chuckles]
Can you wear a belt?
439
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:49,790
Ha.
440
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:50,835
-They can wear jewelry.
-[gasps]
441
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:51,923
Oops.
442
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:53,490
[crowd gasps]
443
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,363
-[scientists laughing]
-That was my rank pip!
444
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,365
[labored breathing]
445
00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:00,106
MARINER:
Whoa, okay. Boims, calm down.
446
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:01,237
We can replicate you another
one. You don't have to...
447
00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:02,586
Aah!
448
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,980
Without Starfleet
none of you would exist!
449
00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:08,156
We don't want to protect you
from the Klingons and the Borg.
450
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:11,204
We just want to explore
and study [bleep]ing quasars!
451
00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:13,031
But you know what?
It's the right thing to do!
452
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:16,035
Dude, get back in the booth.
What if Ransom shows up?
453
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,037
Stupid [bleep]ing truthers!
You hate the truth!
454
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,647
You're just a bunch
of pathetic gossipy weirdos!
455
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:21,997
Collecting is stupid!
456
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,172
It doesn't make you happy!
457
00:17:23,215 --> 00:17:25,914
Your ships smell like ass!
458
00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:27,611
Boimler, get back here.
459
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,570
You're always getting people
trapped inside of games.
460
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,485
Stop trapping people
inside of games!
461
00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:32,529
[clattering]
462
00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:33,922
Is that guy with you?
463
00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:36,490
Yes, but, uh, that
behavior is not...
464
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:39,101
If being in Starfleet gives you
that kind of confidence,
465
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,407
then I want in.
466
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:43,236
He just told a Ferengi
to [bleep].
467
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:44,976
-Oh, yes.
-[glass shatters]
468
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:46,500
Um, hey, do you like
engineering?
469
00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:49,372
Uh, love it.
You guys do that kind of stuff?
470
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:51,505
Oh, absolutely. They got
a whole division for it.
471
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:54,073
The Doctor didn't spend seven
years in the Delta Quadrant
472
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,726
for you [bleep]s
to question his agency.
473
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:56,858
He's got rights.
474
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,473
RED RUTHERFORD:
Man, this is gonna be too easy.
475
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,127
I've randomized the route
476
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,911
to give you a chance but,
fair warning,
477
00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:09,479
if you see any Romulans, run.
They don't [bleep] around.
478
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,133
RUTHERFORD:
That's Neutral Zone 101.
479
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,961
Oh, okay. Cool, cool.
480
00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:15,268
So you know all about
the uncharted black holes,
481
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:17,096
rogue planets
and dangerous nebulas?
482
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,532
Rogue planets?
483
00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:20,142
RED RUTHERFORD:
See you at the finish line, fam.
484
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:21,230
Or maybe I won't.
485
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,190
[both exclaim]
486
00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:28,324
Ooh, baby. [laughs]
487
00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:29,412
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
488
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:37,899
Here we go. [whoops]
489
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,250
[grunts]
490
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,303
Yeah!
491
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:52,435
Punch it, baby, punch it.
492
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:54,089
[whoops]
493
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,482
-Aah!
-[laughs]
494
00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:56,918
Told you that Starfleet
made you soft.
495
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:58,963
-[alarm blares]
-Oh, [bleep].
496
00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:03,620
Aah!
497
00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:08,756
[both shout]
498
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,157
Aah!
499
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,158
[Rutherford groans]
500
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,289
[grunts]
501
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,073
Last man standing
takes all, bruh.
502
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:23,901
RUTHERFORD:
Reroute power to aft shields.
503
00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:26,121
Let's put some space
between us and that cruiser.
504
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,818
Ha. What, are you
talking to yourself?
505
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,864
Nope. Talking to my crew.
506
00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:32,214
I boosted shields to 130%,
Captain.
507
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:33,737
Charting a course
through that debris field.
508
00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:35,913
-It should provide cover.
-We've got this.
509
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,611
RED RUTHERFORD:
Wait, hold up. Who is that?
510
00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:39,787
We used our imagination
to make anything we wanted,
511
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:41,571
and I wasn't gonna race
without my friends.
512
00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:42,964
Man, that ain't fair.
513
00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:44,618
RUTHERFORD:
You said anything goes.
514
00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,402
Aah!
515
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:48,404
All right, Mariner.
516
00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:49,710
You better be in that booth
517
00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:51,233
with a PADD full of names, or...
518
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:52,974
Great. Okay. So, yeah,
you filled it all out?
519
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,193
-Fantastic.
-BOIMLER: Don't doubt me!
520
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:55,542
I failed the Kobayashi Maru
521
00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:57,544
-17 times, mother[bleep]!
-RANSOM: Boimler?
522
00:19:57,587 --> 00:19:59,067
What the hell is going on?
523
00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:01,417
I think that guy's being
controlled by butt bugs.
524
00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:03,506
BOIMLER:
Ah, [bleep] off!
525
00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:07,684
♪
526
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:11,514
[grunts]
527
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:13,299
Aah!
528
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:17,564
His shields are down.
He's not gonna make it.
529
00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:18,652
[alarm beeps]
530
00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:21,829
Tendi, now!
531
00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:28,792
-I got him.
-[groans]
532
00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:30,577
Hey. You're okay, you're safe.
533
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:31,621
What are you doing?
534
00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,188
Mariner, get us out of here.
535
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,407
Okey dokey.
536
00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:41,109
[labored breathing]
537
00:20:41,152 --> 00:20:42,197
You won.
538
00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:46,636
[coughs]
539
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,117
I guess Starfleet
taught you something after all.
540
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,771
No, no, no, don't, no,
don't say that.
541
00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:53,295
Just hang in there, okay?
You're gon-you're gonna be okay.
542
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,384
We just need to...
engineer a solution.
543
00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:58,082
[coughs]
544
00:20:58,126 --> 00:21:01,303
I was always so angry,
at everything.
545
00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:05,133
But you-- all that rage is gone.
546
00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:06,830
Well, can't we merge
and just be both of us,
547
00:21:06,874 --> 00:21:08,484
all our memories combined?
548
00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:10,704
Nah. Then we'd both be gone.
549
00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:11,792
[coughs]
550
00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:13,968
Sometimes it's better to grow.
551
00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:15,491
[gasps]
552
00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:18,364
I-I just remembered
how we got the implant.
553
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:20,191
Remember...
554
00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:23,282
We thought we could do anything.
555
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:24,283
Damn it, no.
556
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:26,546
Come on, keep it together.
557
00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:28,417
Aah!
558
00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:32,595
OFFICER: This is going
to set us back years.
559
00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:36,338
SURGEON:
How much do you want to erase?
560
00:21:36,382 --> 00:21:38,297
OFFICER: Everything that has
to do with me or the program.
561
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,994
SURGEON:
That's a lot.
562
00:21:40,037 --> 00:21:41,343
He'll come out with a totally
different personality.
563
00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:42,866
OFFICER:
I don't care.
564
00:21:42,910 --> 00:21:44,781
What do we do if someone asks
why he has it?
565
00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:46,914
SURGEON: We programmed that in.
He'll think it was elective.
566
00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:50,744
My implant was a coverup?
567
00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:53,877
I guess someone broke
even more rules than we did.
568
00:21:53,921 --> 00:21:55,139
[coughing]
569
00:21:55,183 --> 00:21:56,576
No. Just hang on.
570
00:21:56,619 --> 00:21:58,752
We can transfer you into
a positronic brain or...
571
00:21:58,795 --> 00:22:00,971
No, no. This is right.
572
00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:04,235
Don't lose those friends.
[coughs]
573
00:22:04,279 --> 00:22:07,151
Thanks for one last race.
574
00:22:09,806 --> 00:22:11,112
[sighs]
575
00:22:12,635 --> 00:22:14,681
[chiming]
576
00:22:23,298 --> 00:22:25,387
[steady beeping]
577
00:22:25,431 --> 00:22:26,867
RUTHERFORD:
[grunts] Huh?
578
00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:28,347
Take it slow, Ensign.
579
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:30,914
-You're gonna be all right.
-Rutherford?
580
00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:32,438
Are... are you...
581
00:22:32,481 --> 00:22:34,788
Yeah. I'm okey dokey.
582
00:22:36,311 --> 00:22:38,357
[Tendi sobs]
583
00:22:42,143 --> 00:22:43,710
RANSOM:
I meant what I said, Ensign.
584
00:22:43,753 --> 00:22:46,103
You knowingly disobeyed
a direct order.
585
00:22:46,147 --> 00:22:47,714
Are you gonna send me
to Starbase 80?
586
00:22:47,757 --> 00:22:49,455
Oh, God, no.
That place is a hellhole.
587
00:22:49,498 --> 00:22:52,327
Coltar, when he drowned
in the swamp.
588
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,807
You're just gonna
spend a night in the brig.
589
00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:56,418
Wow. I've never been
sent to the brig before.
590
00:22:56,462 --> 00:22:58,246
I hope you don't think
less of me.
591
00:22:58,289 --> 00:23:00,379
Honestly, hearing you
stand up for Starfleet
592
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:02,119
and give it
to those loudmouths--
593
00:23:02,163 --> 00:23:03,904
-I was impressed.
-Really?
594
00:23:03,947 --> 00:23:06,297
Oh, yeah. Let's grab a drink
when you're out.
595
00:23:06,341 --> 00:23:08,430
I want to hear how
those outpost losers cried
596
00:23:08,474 --> 00:23:10,650
when you
kicked over their table.
597
00:23:13,348 --> 00:23:15,350
So there's someone out there
who blew you up?
598
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:18,092
Yeah, and whoever it was
must have been a higher-up
599
00:23:18,135 --> 00:23:20,268
in Starfleet back
when I was a first-year,
600
00:23:20,311 --> 00:23:21,617
but that doesn't
really narrow it down.
601
00:23:21,661 --> 00:23:23,140
It could have been anybody.
602
00:23:23,184 --> 00:23:24,968
Dang, I'm sorry
you're in the brig, Boims.
603
00:23:25,012 --> 00:23:27,057
But thanks for keeping me
from losing my cool today.
604
00:23:27,101 --> 00:23:28,842
[sighs] I don't know how
you kept it together.
605
00:23:28,885 --> 00:23:30,931
That archaeologist
was just so full of it.
606
00:23:30,974 --> 00:23:33,455
Well, I guess for once
I have to do the mission log.
607
00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:35,414
Aw, lucky.
That's my favorite part.
608
00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:37,590
[laughing]:
Of course it is.
609
00:23:37,633 --> 00:23:39,461
But with Commander Ransom there,
610
00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:41,332
the situation
de-escalated quickly.
611
00:23:41,376 --> 00:23:42,899
Next time, recommend
the Starfleet booth
612
00:23:42,943 --> 00:23:45,467
not be set up near
the following organizations:
613
00:23:45,511 --> 00:23:47,295
-The Collector's Guild...
-[rings]
614
00:23:47,338 --> 00:23:48,296
Wow.
615
00:23:48,339 --> 00:23:49,340
No, thank you.
616
00:23:49,384 --> 00:23:50,472
Wait, don't hang up.
617
00:23:50,516 --> 00:23:52,082
-You were right.
-About what?
618
00:23:52,126 --> 00:23:53,954
I was only being
a pain in the ass
619
00:23:53,997 --> 00:23:56,478
because I needed a distraction
so I could emancipate
620
00:23:56,522 --> 00:23:59,263
this little guy
from that crooked museum.
621
00:23:59,307 --> 00:24:01,396
Stolen from the Grand Nagus.
622
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,485
They're offering
quite the reward.
623
00:24:03,529 --> 00:24:06,488
-Cool story. What do you want?
-I asked around about you.
624
00:24:06,532 --> 00:24:08,534
And I get
that you love Starfleet,
625
00:24:08,577 --> 00:24:10,579
but you really have
the potential for more.
626
00:24:10,623 --> 00:24:13,321
So, you know, if you ever feel
like the bureaucracy
627
00:24:13,364 --> 00:24:15,584
is holding you back,
give me a call.
628
00:24:15,628 --> 00:24:17,456
Uh, yeah, right.
I think I'll be fine.
629
00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:18,500
I know you will.
630
00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:20,154
Hang in there, Starfleet.
631
00:25:30,137 --> 00:25:31,617
[man imitates weapons firing]
632
00:25:33,619 --> 00:25:37,619
Chirp.
633
00:25:37,669 --> 00:25:42,219
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