Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:03,573 --> 00:00:06,642
♪ There's a hundred and
four days of summer vacation ♪
2
00:00:06,644 --> 00:00:09,111
♪ and school comes
along just to end it ♪
3
00:00:09,113 --> 00:00:12,448
♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪
4
00:00:12,450 --> 00:00:15,150
♪ is finding a good way to spend it ♪
5
00:00:15,152 --> 00:00:16,785
♪ Like maybe ♪
6
00:00:16,787 --> 00:00:19,088
♪ Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy ♪
7
00:00:19,090 --> 00:00:21,590
♪ or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
8
00:00:21,592 --> 00:00:23,959
♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪
9
00:00:23,961 --> 00:00:24,931
Hey!
10
00:00:24,980 --> 00:00:27,096
♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
11
00:00:27,684 --> 00:00:28,918
♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
12
00:00:28,997 --> 00:00:31,100
♪ Creating nano-bots or
locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
13
00:00:31,102 --> 00:00:32,601
It's over here!
14
00:00:32,603 --> 00:00:34,970
♪ Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent ♪
15
00:00:34,972 --> 00:00:37,137
♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
16
00:00:37,172 --> 00:00:38,140
Phineas!
17
00:00:38,142 --> 00:00:40,409
♪ As you can see, there's
a whole lot of stuff to do ♪
18
00:00:40,411 --> 00:00:42,077
♪ before school starts this fall ♪
19
00:00:42,078 --> 00:00:43,378
Come on, Perry.
20
00:00:43,579 --> 00:00:48,450
♪ So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
21
00:00:48,452 --> 00:00:53,889
♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas
and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
22
00:00:53,891 --> 00:00:57,760
Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
23
00:00:58,142 --> 00:01:01,224
24
00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:57,322
25
00:01:02,762 --> 00:01:04,763
Isabella: Thanks for showing
me the old scrap books, nana.
26
00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:09,094
I love hearing about the old days.
Tell me a thing about string-yard {*}
27
00:01:09,129 --> 00:01:11,370
and what it was like to get up
and change the channel on the TV.
28
00:01:11,504 --> 00:01:14,706
Oh, that's so cute, honey.
Look at how old-fashioned I still am.
29
00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:16,842
I'm writing letter. By hand!
30
00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:18,744
Why don't you just text or call them?
31
00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:23,949
[chuckles] You kids know nothing
of the lost art of letter writing.
32
00:01:24,284 --> 00:01:25,684
Back when we were young,
33
00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:28,754
we expressed our truest
feelings in letters.
34
00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:30,622
Yes! You could tell someone
how much they meant to you
35
00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:34,189
without worrying about getting
interrupted, or losing your nerve.
36
00:01:34,224 --> 00:01:36,361
Or hiccupping.
That was my problem.
37
00:01:36,679 --> 00:01:39,481
When I was young, I had
a crush on a certain boy
38
00:01:39,483 --> 00:01:43,085
and I wrote a letter
telling him how I truly felt.
39
00:01:43,087 --> 00:01:46,188
That boy ended up
being your grandfather.
40
00:01:46,522 --> 00:01:49,858
Wow, I've been wanting to tell
someone how I feel for a long time now.
41
00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:52,561
Really?
I've got an extra pen and paper.
42
00:01:52,563 --> 00:01:57,920
Now take your time, deeply search
your feelings, express yours...
43
00:01:57,955 --> 00:02:00,202
I've been scripting this
thing out in my head for years.
44
00:02:00,770 --> 00:02:02,871
Perfect timing!
The postman's here.
45
00:02:02,873 --> 00:02:04,673
Add this to your bag, my good sir.
46
00:02:04,674 --> 00:02:07,373
So nana, what he did
when he got your letter?
47
00:02:07,408 --> 00:02:09,526
Did he come running to you
and sweep you into his arms?
48
00:02:09,561 --> 00:02:13,615
What? Oh, no, I never mailed it!
I'm not brave like you.
49
00:02:13,750 --> 00:02:16,360
I mean, what if he had
laughed at me or shown the
50
00:02:16,361 --> 00:02:19,118
letter to his friends? Can
you imagine the embarrassment?
51
00:02:19,622 --> 00:02:20,689
Oh, boy.
52
00:02:20,691 --> 00:02:23,892
Hon, why do you have all these
boxes of take-out food thingies?
53
00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:25,827
It's such a waste to get rid of them.
54
00:02:25,829 --> 00:02:28,730
See?
Look, chopsticks and ponzu sauce.
55
00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:33,235
That's Japanese, but look, there's
also a Chinese fortune cookie.
56
00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:35,937
That's what's known as "fusion."
Okay, I'm hungry.
57
00:02:35,939 --> 00:02:38,607
Oh, let's go get some food.
Would you kids like to come along?
58
00:02:38,609 --> 00:02:40,909
No thanks, dad. We had
fusion for breakfast.
59
00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:44,479
Alright then! I'll clear all these
drawers and boxes out later, darling.
60
00:02:44,481 --> 00:02:47,649
See you, boys! [door closing]
Hey, Ferb, let's do dad a favor
61
00:02:47,651 --> 00:02:49,518
and clear these drawers
and boxes out for him.
62
00:02:49,786 --> 00:02:53,221
Oh, look at this.
It's like a spoon and a fork together.
63
00:02:53,223 --> 00:02:55,024
What would you even called that?
64
00:02:55,025 --> 00:02:57,726
In the U.K., they call that a "foon."
They do not.
65
00:02:57,728 --> 00:03:00,629
It's a perfect fusion of
aesthetics and utility.
66
00:03:00,631 --> 00:03:03,986
It's like a little work of art. Ferb...
What are you doing?
67
00:03:04,021 --> 00:03:07,069
Helping dad by clearing out this stuff.
You're doing a chore?
68
00:03:07,071 --> 00:03:09,271
[chuckles] No way are you getting
all the parent points.
69
00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:11,573
I've got chores to do, too.
Carry on.
70
00:03:11,774 --> 00:03:14,142
You know, the drawer in our kitchen
is full of honey and ketchup.
71
00:03:14,144 --> 00:03:17,512
Yeah, and ours has red pepper flakes
and little tubs of grated cheese.
72
00:03:17,514 --> 00:03:20,882
Well, go home and grab it, guys.
We're gonna make some art.
73
00:03:21,150 --> 00:03:22,918
Hey, where's Perry?
74
00:03:26,923 --> 00:03:28,757
[chattering]
75
00:03:31,894 --> 00:03:34,963
Agent P, it seems that
Doofenshmirtz is into astrology now,
76
00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:39,090
and that makes him very dangerous to us.
I know what you're thinking.
77
00:03:39,125 --> 00:03:42,037
I was like you. I always thought
horoscopes were a bunch of hooey.
78
00:03:42,039 --> 00:03:45,807
But then I read my own horoscope.
I'm a sagittarius.
79
00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:48,944
It said, "it's a bad
day to get a haircut."
80
00:03:48,946 --> 00:03:51,913
How spooky is that?
I had my hair cut yesterday!
81
00:03:51,915 --> 00:03:53,949
Today would be a bad
day to get a haircut.
82
00:03:53,951 --> 00:03:55,617
How do they know that stuff?
83
00:03:55,818 --> 00:03:58,086
If Doof figured out the
astrological signs of our agents,
84
00:03:58,088 --> 00:03:59,654
he could predict our every move!
85
00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:02,301
Excuse me, sir, I believe
horoscopes are meant
86
00:04:02,302 --> 00:04:04,893
for entertainment rather
than to be taken as fact.
87
00:04:04,895 --> 00:04:07,996
Of course you'd think that, Carl.
You're a capricorn!
88
00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:09,898
You know what to do, Agent P!
89
00:04:11,374 --> 00:04:13,001
Thinking: Oh, come on, Isabella.
90
00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:16,338
What's so bad about writing a
letter and expressing my feelings?
91
00:04:16,340 --> 00:04:18,807
Feelings are natural.
Phineas is natural.
92
00:04:18,809 --> 00:04:21,176
We are both natural beings in the world...
93
00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:22,344
with feelings.
94
00:04:22,979 --> 00:04:24,447
Oh...
95
00:04:24,482 --> 00:04:28,116
Did I really refer to him as "my
little crumb cake"? Who does that?
96
00:04:28,317 --> 00:04:31,644
[beeps] Come in, Fireside Girls!
Go ahead, chief.
97
00:04:31,679 --> 00:04:33,655
I just mailed a letter stating
my true feelings to Phineas,
98
00:04:33,657 --> 00:04:35,157
and we need to stop
it before he reads it.
99
00:04:35,159 --> 00:04:38,894
This mission is top priority.
I call it "operation Crumb Cake."
100
00:04:38,896 --> 00:04:40,829
Crumb cake?
Is that what you called him?
101
00:04:40,831 --> 00:04:41,930
[all giggling]
102
00:04:41,932 --> 00:04:43,799
Oh, boy, it's worse than I thought.
103
00:04:44,267 --> 00:04:47,202
Wow! Artsy!
Yeah, we're really getting into it.
104
00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:48,703
Who knew that making an art piece
105
00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,806
out of old take-out
stuff would be so fun?
106
00:04:50,808 --> 00:04:52,908
It is almost like Tadeshi Kawamata's
107
00:04:52,910 --> 00:04:54,910
massive chair sculpture in Abu Dhabi.
108
00:04:54,912 --> 00:04:57,970
Or the sub lyric pile Killabuster
with onion on marble
109
00:04:57,971 --> 00:05:00,382
in Salzburg, Austria.
Really?
110
00:05:00,384 --> 00:05:02,250
Actually, I think he
just made that one up.
111
00:05:02,418 --> 00:05:06,321
Chorus: [singing]
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
112
00:05:06,823 --> 00:05:08,356
Doofenshmirtz: Oh,
hello, Perry the platypus.
113
00:05:08,358 --> 00:05:09,958
Could you be a sport and shut the door?
114
00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:12,294
It gets really drafty in here.
Give it a good slam,
115
00:05:12,296 --> 00:05:15,664
sometimes it sticks.
[thud] [laughs]
116
00:05:15,699 --> 00:05:18,967
Bet you never dreamt you'd
get caught in a dream catcher.
117
00:05:18,969 --> 00:05:22,838
Actually, Norm made that this morning.
Who knew he was so crafty?
118
00:05:23,005 --> 00:05:25,874
Anyway, my astrologer
believes that when mercury is
119
00:05:25,875 --> 00:05:28,743
in retrograde anything can
go wrong and usually does.
120
00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:29,985
And you know she's always right.
121
00:05:29,986 --> 00:05:31,847
She has dark hair and
bangs, and you know.
122
00:05:31,849 --> 00:05:35,750
As it turns out, mercury has
been in retrograde all summer!
123
00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:38,887
No wonder my evil schemes keep failing.
124
00:05:38,889 --> 00:05:43,992
And that is why I invented
the Un-retrograde-inator!
125
00:05:45,027 --> 00:05:46,828
You know, to reverse my bad luck.
126
00:05:46,830 --> 00:05:50,265
You know, I know that un-retrograde
is sort of a double negative.
127
00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:52,167
It sounds like I'm making
mercury go forwards,
128
00:05:52,169 --> 00:05:54,644
but I'm actually sending
it backwards from going
129
00:05:54,645 --> 00:05:57,372
bachwards, which happens to
look forward, but it isn't.
130
00:05:57,374 --> 00:05:59,841
You know what? Basically
it's a reverse-inator,
131
00:05:59,843 --> 00:06:05,180
but un-retrograde-inator,
it sounded more astrology-y.
132
00:06:05,182 --> 00:06:07,182
Look, you know, I'll just
show you how it works.
133
00:06:07,184 --> 00:06:10,018
Oh, Norm, could you come
over here for a moment?
134
00:06:10,186 --> 00:06:13,388
I'm almost finished cleaning
up your mid-morning pinata, sir.
135
00:06:13,390 --> 00:06:14,923
Yeah, yeah, que bueno, Norm.
136
00:06:14,925 --> 00:06:17,859
Now just stand right there.
Okey-dokey.
137
00:06:19,062 --> 00:06:21,564
Oh my! I have the sudden urge to dump
138
00:06:21,565 --> 00:06:25,764
your pinata pieces back on the floor.
It works!
139
00:06:25,799 --> 00:06:28,470
Now I am going to push the
giblets back into the chicken.
140
00:06:32,632 --> 00:06:35,867
Isabella singing: ♪ Postmaster
general, please help me out ♪
141
00:06:35,869 --> 00:06:38,737
♪ I wrote a boy a letter
now I'm filled with doubt ♪
142
00:06:38,739 --> 00:06:40,972
♪ it was a sentimental notion ♪
143
00:06:40,974 --> 00:06:44,042
♪ to spell out my emotion that way ♪
144
00:06:46,112 --> 00:06:49,815
♪ before I have a heart
attack I need my letter back ♪
145
00:06:53,052 --> 00:06:54,820
♪ I need a retraction ♪
146
00:06:54,822 --> 00:06:56,788
♪ a full-scale rejection ♪
147
00:06:56,790 --> 00:07:00,192
♪ at least if I could
edit it and soften the tone ♪
148
00:07:00,194 --> 00:07:03,762
♪ please, just believe
it I have to retrieve it ♪
149
00:07:03,764 --> 00:07:07,332
♪ don't say my opportunity
has already flown ♪
150
00:07:07,334 --> 00:07:09,100
Backup singers: ♪ already flown ♪
151
00:07:09,102 --> 00:07:12,737
♪ oh, why did I ever sign my name? ♪
152
00:07:12,739 --> 00:07:15,707
♪ I don't want to be
forever stamped in shame ♪
153
00:07:15,709 --> 00:07:21,079
♪ I'd have to move to Belgium
and wear a really bad toupee ♪
154
00:07:22,415 --> 00:07:25,016
♪ so before I have a heart attack ♪
155
00:07:25,018 --> 00:07:26,318
♪ she needs her letter back ♪
156
00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:28,353
♪ it could be in this very stash ♪
157
00:07:28,355 --> 00:07:29,688
♪ she needs her letter back ♪
158
00:07:29,690 --> 00:07:32,657
♪ it's hard to overstate this fact ♪
159
00:07:33,793 --> 00:07:35,894
♪ I need my letter back ♪
160
00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:39,908
We'll never catch them this way.
161
00:07:39,910 --> 00:07:41,409
But we will get that letter back!
162
00:07:41,411 --> 00:07:43,979
No matter how nicely or
politely we have to ask.
163
00:07:43,981 --> 00:07:45,947
We'll cut them off at
Phineas's house. Let's go!
164
00:07:46,248 --> 00:07:49,484
Now I'm going to put food
waste back on the dishes.
165
00:07:49,486 --> 00:07:52,451
Yes, yes, thank you, Norm.
Does this make sense to you? Listen:
166
00:07:52,486 --> 00:07:54,556
"Someone is secretly
speaking on your behalf."
167
00:07:54,558 --> 00:07:56,791
Norm: Time to unmake the coffee.
168
00:07:56,793 --> 00:08:01,055
It sounds positive for me and I like
that, but who is speaking nicely of me?
169
00:08:01,090 --> 00:08:04,499
Wait, was it you, Perry the platypus?
170
00:08:04,501 --> 00:08:07,002
Next, I'll un-make my dream catcher.
171
00:08:07,236 --> 00:08:08,370
No, no, don't do that!
172
00:08:08,938 --> 00:08:11,006
You never let me finish my sentences.
173
00:08:11,141 --> 00:08:13,942
Hey, look! Looks like we're
here before the mail's come.
174
00:08:13,944 --> 00:08:15,944
Okay, girls, let's seal up this area.
175
00:08:15,946 --> 00:08:17,992
Holly, you go take up
a scanning position one
176
00:08:17,993 --> 00:08:20,215
half-click to the North.
Ginger, you got the South.
177
00:08:20,217 --> 00:08:23,251
The rest of you, fan out.
We've got to intercept that letter.
178
00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:25,053
I'm going in back to
keep Phineas distracted.
179
00:08:25,055 --> 00:08:27,222
Any questions?
Yeah!
180
00:08:27,224 --> 00:08:28,823
How long has this mailbox been here?
181
00:08:28,825 --> 00:08:29,891
Oy!
182
00:08:30,159 --> 00:08:31,926
Now to un-brush my teeth.
183
00:08:32,094 --> 00:08:33,428
What am I doing?
184
00:08:33,829 --> 00:08:36,431
Sir, the effect of
your ray has worn off.
185
00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:38,066
I'm so happy for you.
186
00:08:38,068 --> 00:08:40,669
Listen, could you get
this platypus off me?
187
00:08:41,203 --> 00:08:42,837
Wow, is he hard to catch!
188
00:08:42,839 --> 00:08:45,496
You're just noticing
this, huh? Go get him!
189
00:08:45,808 --> 00:08:49,315
Heya! [laughs nervously]
So what you doin'?
190
00:08:49,390 --> 00:08:52,464
What do you think?
The world's largest art piece
191
00:08:52,479 --> 00:08:54,949
made entirely of takeout
food packets and utensils!
192
00:08:55,251 --> 00:08:58,987
Oh, wow. Artsy.
Right? Can I show you around?
193
00:08:59,155 --> 00:09:00,255
Sure!
194
00:09:00,257 --> 00:09:02,257
Here, Baljeet has thoughtfully recreated
195
00:09:02,259 --> 00:09:03,925
Gainsborough's the Blue boy
196
00:09:03,927 --> 00:09:05,627
completely in red pepper flakes.
197
00:09:05,995 --> 00:09:08,897
I wish I would have thoughtfully
created an eye-wash station.
198
00:09:08,899 --> 00:09:09,964
Sheesh!
199
00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,500
Watch your step up the chopstick ladder.
200
00:09:12,502 --> 00:09:15,036
From here you can see
the whole neighborhood!
201
00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:19,580
Phineas! Uh...
Look! Let's change places!
202
00:09:19,615 --> 00:09:22,277
The light catches the foons
so beautifully from this angle.
203
00:09:22,279 --> 00:09:23,411
[Ferb whistling]
204
00:09:23,946 --> 00:09:25,280
Awesome. The mail's here.
205
00:09:25,548 --> 00:09:27,482
Wonder if that comic
book I ordered arrived?
206
00:09:27,950 --> 00:09:29,017
No, no! Wait!
207
00:09:29,885 --> 00:09:32,087
Hey! This doesn't look
like a chore to me!
208
00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,255
It looks like a bust!
209
00:09:35,324 --> 00:09:37,258
The stamp is on the envelope.
210
00:09:38,194 --> 00:09:41,162
Excuse me, but do you
have a letter in your bag
211
00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:43,498
addressed to Danville
resident Phineas Flynn?
212
00:09:43,632 --> 00:09:45,667
Hmm, looks like I do.
213
00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:50,353
We demand that you hand it
over to us immediately. Please.
214
00:09:50,388 --> 00:09:52,307
I'm sorry, it is unlawful
for a postal carrier
215
00:09:52,309 --> 00:09:53,942
to deliver any envelope or parcel
216
00:09:53,944 --> 00:09:56,010
into hands of anyone except
the intended recipient,
217
00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:58,680
as indicated in the address
column of said envelope or parcel.
218
00:09:58,682 --> 00:10:01,326
What about afterwards? Can
we jump him and wrestle it
219
00:10:01,327 --> 00:10:04,018
out of his hands?
Honey, what you do with your afternoon
220
00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,988
is none of my business.
Phineas: Hey, Mrs. Ferguson!
221
00:10:06,990 --> 00:10:10,091
Did my comic book arrive today?
No, just this letter.
222
00:10:10,961 --> 00:10:14,229
[gasps]
Oh, look! It's from you, Isabella!
223
00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:16,164
Thinking: Well, Isabella, here it is.
224
00:10:16,166 --> 00:10:18,366
He's finally going to
know how you really feel.
225
00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,068
There's no turning back now.
226
00:10:20,269 --> 00:10:23,104
Come back here.
Now I've got...
227
00:10:23,606 --> 00:10:24,706
rhythm?
228
00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:28,042
At least you told the truth
and you spoke from your heart.
229
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:29,210
I can accept this.
230
00:10:29,478 --> 00:10:30,545
Phineas: "Dear Phineas..."
231
00:10:30,679 --> 00:10:32,897
Aw, and there's a little heart!
232
00:10:45,261 --> 00:10:46,661
Oh, no, I just realized
233
00:10:46,663 --> 00:10:48,963
I may have put the
giblets in the hamster.
234
00:10:53,702 --> 00:10:56,604
Ha! Gotcha!
See, I began to think,
235
00:10:56,606 --> 00:10:58,706
"if only I had a nickel for every time
236
00:10:58,708 --> 00:11:01,288
"you pushed my inator's
self-destruct button."
237
00:11:01,323 --> 00:11:03,545
Then it hit me, you wouldn't
have a nickel either,
238
00:11:03,547 --> 00:11:05,313
because you don't have any pockets!
239
00:11:05,315 --> 00:11:08,545
Wait, what are you...
Oh, I forgot about your hat.
240
00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:11,519
Curse you, Perry the pla...
241
00:11:12,021 --> 00:11:14,289
See? You never let me
finish my sentences.
242
00:11:14,523 --> 00:11:15,623
Aw!
243
00:11:15,991 --> 00:11:18,732
Of course.
Phineas: Why did I do that?
244
00:11:18,767 --> 00:11:20,995
There was, like, a whole bunch of
stuff the boys were clearing out.
245
00:11:20,997 --> 00:11:23,131
Speaking of stuff,
what's up with your room?
246
00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:24,532
Yep. I'm on it.
247
00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:28,236
Well, I guess, we'll never
know what was in that letter.
248
00:11:28,238 --> 00:11:31,739
No, I guess not.
And neither will your little Crumb Cake.
249
00:11:31,741 --> 00:11:33,708
Millie! [whistling]
250
00:11:39,081 --> 00:11:42,483
Phineas: An almost perfect day to
build another one of our inventions.
251
00:11:42,485 --> 00:11:43,551
[beeping]
252
00:11:43,553 --> 00:11:46,621
Buford: Hey, dinner bell.
Where do you want this crate
253
00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:49,424
of hoojimagawas?
Phineas: Right there is good, Buford.
254
00:11:50,659 --> 00:11:52,527
Baljeet: How about
these helicopter blades?
255
00:11:52,529 --> 00:11:54,262
Phineas: Just lean them up
against the tree for now.
256
00:11:54,264 --> 00:11:56,645
Baljeet: 10-4, buddy.
Buford: Why do you sound
257
00:11:56,646 --> 00:11:58,233
like you're in a 1970s road comedy?
258
00:11:58,235 --> 00:12:01,098
There was a cable marathon on last night.
Buford: Oh, I missed it!
259
00:12:01,133 --> 00:12:03,404
Isabella: Heads up! More
random construction equipment
260
00:12:03,406 --> 00:12:06,140
for an as-yetunidentified
project coming in.
261
00:12:08,277 --> 00:12:09,611
[chattering]
262
00:12:17,686 --> 00:12:19,153
[footsteps approaching]
263
00:12:23,392 --> 00:12:25,827
At this rate, I'll be late
for my creative writing class.
264
00:12:27,062 --> 00:12:29,664
Agent P! No need to walk
all the way down here!
265
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:32,367
I'll just give you your
mission on the staircase!
266
00:12:32,802 --> 00:12:37,472
Doofenshmirtz has been
experimenting with image technology.
267
00:12:37,474 --> 00:12:40,742
It's very suspicious.
We need you to go check it out.
268
00:12:40,744 --> 00:12:42,577
Good luck, Agent P.
269
00:12:44,413 --> 00:12:46,381
[footsteps retreating]
270
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:52,520
Idea for TV spinoff,
"Platypus in a staircase."
271
00:12:52,755 --> 00:12:55,847
Stace, the thing with boys is, I
just don't get them. You think they're
272
00:12:55,848 --> 00:12:58,724
saying one thing, but then you don't
know if they really mean something else.
273
00:12:58,759 --> 00:13:01,429
They're like those egyptian
drawings that no one understands.
274
00:13:01,431 --> 00:13:03,747
You mean, like, hieroglyphics?
Those were deciphered
275
00:13:03,748 --> 00:13:05,888
in the early 1800s after
they found the rosetta stone.
276
00:13:05,923 --> 00:13:07,869
Fine! They're like something
else no one understands.
277
00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:10,171
Like, how do you know that?
I dunno.
278
00:13:10,306 --> 00:13:12,573
Okay, take the conversation
I just had with Jeremy.
279
00:13:12,575 --> 00:13:14,967
I suggested we go to the movies later,
and he said, "cool."
280
00:13:15,001 --> 00:13:16,821
And what does that mean?
I mean, did he mean,
281
00:13:16,822 --> 00:13:18,680
like, "cool, I totally
wanna hang out with you"?
282
00:13:18,682 --> 00:13:20,481
Or, "cool, I really
wanna see that movie"?
283
00:13:20,483 --> 00:13:22,750
Or, "cool, like I think
you're being cold and distant"?
284
00:13:22,751 --> 00:13:23,948
Not that one.
285
00:13:23,983 --> 00:13:27,689
Chorus: [singing]
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
286
00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:29,970
Doofenshmirtz: Over
here, Perry the platypus!
287
00:13:41,270 --> 00:13:45,206
So, you fell for the old "hat rack
disguised as you nemesis" ploy, huh?
288
00:13:45,208 --> 00:13:47,642
Well, anyway, that was a
very efficient use of my time.
289
00:13:47,644 --> 00:13:51,746
I demonstrated my latest inator
and trapped you all in one!
290
00:13:52,147 --> 00:13:53,781
"Trap Perry the platypus." Check.
291
00:13:53,783 --> 00:13:55,783
"Demonstrate inator." Check!
292
00:13:56,251 --> 00:13:58,653
Uh, now that just leaves
backstory, light lunch,
293
00:13:58,655 --> 00:14:00,688
take over the tri-state
area, and schedule painters.
294
00:14:00,690 --> 00:14:04,692
Only 75% of my list left,
I am on fire today!
295
00:14:04,694 --> 00:14:05,927
All right, so let's
get down to business.
296
00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:08,262
Ever since I switched pizza places...
297
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,365
you remember that whole
pizza day debacle, right?
298
00:14:10,367 --> 00:14:13,768
Well, okay, anyway, my orders
now are all showing up cold.
299
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,216
Nothing I could do to
change that because, you
300
00:14:16,217 --> 00:14:18,506
know, I'm a lousy tipper.
So I invented this,
301
00:14:18,508 --> 00:14:20,808
the Impersonator-inator!
302
00:14:22,544 --> 00:14:25,680
An inator so nice, I
had to name it twice!
303
00:14:25,682 --> 00:14:28,600
Rather than move or shell
out extra cash, I can use
304
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:31,686
this device to create a
holographic field around myself,
305
00:14:31,688 --> 00:14:33,688
impersonate the pizza delivery boy,
306
00:14:33,690 --> 00:14:36,824
and pick up my own pizza.
It will still be warm.
307
00:14:36,826 --> 00:14:39,694
But then I said, "Heinz, Heinz,
you're thinking too small.
308
00:14:39,696 --> 00:14:41,396
"Why not be the pizza boy's boss?"
309
00:14:41,398 --> 00:14:43,264
But then I said, "Heinz, Heinz..."
310
00:14:43,266 --> 00:14:45,800
and then I said, "what? I'm
right here, stop saying my name!"
311
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,603
And then I said, "why
be the pizza boy's boss
312
00:14:48,605 --> 00:14:51,672
"when you can be the
pizza franchise owner!"
313
00:14:51,674 --> 00:14:54,913
Uh-oh.
Computer: Database image transferring.
314
00:14:55,377 --> 00:14:59,949
Oops. One pizza delivery boy, comin' up!
I don't who that was for,
315
00:14:59,984 --> 00:15:04,152
It was just such a good line, it would've
been a shame to hold it back. It's, uh...
316
00:15:04,187 --> 00:15:05,219
Oh, hush.
317
00:15:05,354 --> 00:15:08,083
Seriously, Stacy!
The boys are mystery.
318
00:15:08,118 --> 00:15:09,957
I mean, what do they talk
about when we're not around?
319
00:15:10,426 --> 00:15:12,755
Do you think they talk about us?
[scoffs] I got no clue.
320
00:15:12,902 --> 00:15:16,664
[sighing] I guess I'll never know the
real deal as long as I'm not a boy.
321
00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:20,501
Stacy, there's a pizza
delivery boy in my room!
322
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:23,538
Is that code for something?
Get back! [grunting]
323
00:15:23,540 --> 00:15:24,739
Huh? There's no one there.
324
00:15:24,973 --> 00:15:27,675
But he's in the mirror!
But... But...
325
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:28,752
[gasps] Oh no.
326
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:31,979
No, no, no, no, no, no!
This cannot be happening!
327
00:15:32,614 --> 00:15:33,915
Aha! Oh!
328
00:15:33,917 --> 00:15:35,716
Oh! Oh!
329
00:15:35,718 --> 00:15:37,585
Stacy!
Phineas and Ferb have turned me
330
00:15:37,587 --> 00:15:39,821
into a holographic image of a pizza boy!
331
00:15:39,823 --> 00:15:41,823
Cool, can I have a veggie
special with non-dairy cheese?
332
00:15:41,825 --> 00:15:43,891
Stacy!
Hey, too bad Jeremy didn't order a pizza,
333
00:15:43,893 --> 00:15:45,514
then you could hang out with him and
334
00:15:45,515 --> 00:15:47,361
find out what guys talk about.
Brilliant!
335
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:48,830
[gasps]
336
00:15:48,832 --> 00:15:51,036
Just kidding, Candace.
Candace!
337
00:15:51,071 --> 00:15:54,402
Oh, boy. I gotta work on my delivery.
It's way too deadpan.
338
00:15:54,670 --> 00:15:56,904
"Knowing what we're
gonna do today." Check.
339
00:15:57,272 --> 00:15:59,707
"Wondering where Perry is?"
Check.
340
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:00,808
We're on fire today!
341
00:16:00,976 --> 00:16:02,110
[giggling]
342
00:16:03,579 --> 00:16:05,346
Did you order a pizza?
Nope.
343
00:16:05,348 --> 00:16:06,747
Maybe he delivered a pizza
344
00:16:06,749 --> 00:16:08,816
before you even thought
about ordering it.
345
00:16:08,818 --> 00:16:12,587
Ferb, make a note for later.
Time travel pizzeria.
346
00:16:13,422 --> 00:16:15,456
And then I thought, "why
be a brigadier general
347
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:16,858
"when I could be a major general?"
348
00:16:16,860 --> 00:16:18,860
I mean, why not, right?
I'm a modern guy.
349
00:16:18,862 --> 00:16:21,028
And then I thought, "maybe
I'm still shooting too low.
350
00:16:21,030 --> 00:16:23,898
"Why be a major general when I
could be a lieutenant general?"
351
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,740
And then I thought, "why be a..."
ahh!
352
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:28,603
What, do you have a blowtorch
under your tail or something?
353
00:16:28,605 --> 00:16:29,670
Ow! [yelps]
354
00:16:30,672 --> 00:16:34,542
Jeremy: 37-42-74...
Hike! Hike!
355
00:16:34,544 --> 00:16:35,776
Hey! Hey! I'm open!
356
00:16:35,778 --> 00:16:37,778
I'm open!
[in deep voice] Pizza delivery.
357
00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:38,913
Huh? [grunts]
358
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,982
That didn't count. Pizza interference.
359
00:16:40,984 --> 00:16:43,651
Candace: Pizza for Jeremy Johnson!
360
00:16:43,653 --> 00:16:46,420
Uh, sorry, dude, but we
didn't order any pizza.
361
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,489
You didn't.
But your girlfriend did.
362
00:16:48,491 --> 00:16:50,324
Yeah, that's some
girlfriend you've got there!
363
00:16:50,326 --> 00:16:51,893
I'd say you're probably
the luckiest man alive
364
00:16:51,895 --> 00:16:53,394
to have a girlfriend like that.
365
00:16:53,396 --> 00:16:56,063
Wait a minute.
You look familiar.
366
00:16:56,065 --> 00:16:59,071
Do I know you?
No.
367
00:16:59,106 --> 00:17:01,502
[chuckles] You really look
familiar. Aren't you...
368
00:17:01,504 --> 00:17:03,664
No, just an average hamburger-eating,
369
00:17:03,665 --> 00:17:05,940
football-playing, punchin', gamin' boy.
370
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,375
[hawking]
371
00:17:07,377 --> 00:17:08,643
[spits]
372
00:17:09,077 --> 00:17:13,748
Boys spit. That's why I did that.
Wait! You're Gary Frank!
373
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:16,050
You were the popular
senior two years in a row!
374
00:17:16,052 --> 00:17:17,985
Dude, you gotta join
us for a pizza break.
375
00:17:17,987 --> 00:17:19,720
It'll be fun to catch up and talk.
376
00:17:19,722 --> 00:17:22,264
Talk? Yeah!
Talk!
377
00:17:23,557 --> 00:17:25,734
[chomping]
378
00:17:27,729 --> 00:17:30,031
[belches]
[all laughing]
379
00:17:30,432 --> 00:17:31,866
[faking laughter]
380
00:17:31,868 --> 00:17:33,467
That was funny. Belching!
381
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,102
[continues fake laughter]
382
00:17:35,104 --> 00:17:39,640
It's so, uh, male.
Right, bros?
383
00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:41,509
But, you know, maybe we should talk
384
00:17:41,511 --> 00:17:43,544
about something like, I dunno.
385
00:17:43,546 --> 00:17:46,380
Does anyone have any deep
thoughts they'd like to share?
386
00:17:46,382 --> 00:17:47,615
Nope.
What?
387
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:52,370
Well, I think this pizza's really good!
Oh, I'm so glad!
388
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,789
Yeah. I figured you guys would like
the supreme meat lover's choice.
389
00:17:54,791 --> 00:17:56,624
Though I wasn't sure
about the prosciutto.
390
00:17:56,626 --> 00:17:58,670
Sometimes it can be rather
tough, and when it gets in
391
00:17:58,671 --> 00:18:00,828
between your teeth, it can be
really embarrassing, like...
392
00:18:02,931 --> 00:18:05,766
Um, that's how I feel about it.
What?
393
00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:08,391
I have a feeling.
Great, let's hear it.
394
00:18:08,426 --> 00:18:10,771
I have a feeling if Jeremy
doesn't wash that shirt soon,
395
00:18:10,773 --> 00:18:12,807
it's gonna be reported
as a health hazard.
396
00:18:12,809 --> 00:18:14,609
[chuckling]
Jeremy: Oh, yeah?
397
00:18:14,743 --> 00:18:16,177
Well, your face is a health hazard!
398
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:18,112
Your breath is a health
hazard! [belching]
399
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:23,851
I have really been underestimating
Stacy's conversational skills.
400
00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:34,095
Okay, I can tell by the
way you're looking at me
401
00:18:34,097 --> 00:18:36,030
that I'm suddenly the 26th president
402
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,932
of the United States, Teddy Roosevelt.
403
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,768
The downside is, I'll be
succeeded by William Taft.
404
00:18:40,770 --> 00:18:43,475
Blech!
The opposite, Perry the platypus is
405
00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:46,774
that the hero of San Juan
Hill was a heck of a pugilist!
406
00:18:46,776 --> 00:18:48,542
Put up your dukes! Come on!
407
00:18:49,845 --> 00:18:52,913
Hmm, I guess the animal
setting wasn't such a hot... Ow!
408
00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:56,484
Well, how did you punch me?
The hologram is so much taller than...
409
00:18:56,486 --> 00:18:57,551
[groaning]
410
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:58,872
Empathize: Logic.
411
00:18:59,128 --> 00:19:01,822
Jeremy: Yeah, well, my fantasy
league is killin' it this year.
412
00:19:01,824 --> 00:19:03,658
Thomas got me two touchdowns,
[sighing]
413
00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:06,727
23 points last week, and 189 yards.
414
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:08,496
I'm in first place in my keeper league.
415
00:19:08,498 --> 00:19:10,164
You're lucky because I drafted Kimball,
416
00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:12,771
but he's out for two more weeks.
What?
417
00:19:13,468 --> 00:19:15,469
So, uh, what else can we talk about?
418
00:19:15,471 --> 00:19:17,638
Hmm, let me think. Uh...
Oh, I know.
419
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:19,220
Anyone here have a girlfriend?
What?
420
00:19:19,608 --> 00:19:22,910
I do. Her name's Stacy.
She's absolutely the best...
421
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:26,092
Not you. I'm asking Jeremy.
Duh. Remember the whole
422
00:19:26,127 --> 00:19:27,782
"your girlfriend
ordered the pizza" thing?
423
00:19:27,784 --> 00:19:31,018
Oh, right!
Yeah, your girlfriend ordered pizzas!
424
00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:33,854
[clearing throat] So, yeah,
what do you think of her?
425
00:19:33,856 --> 00:19:35,790
She's cool.
What do you mean, "cool"?
426
00:19:35,792 --> 00:19:38,059
Like cool how?
I just mean she's cool.
427
00:19:38,061 --> 00:19:40,795
So, cool, like, you like her cool?
428
00:19:40,797 --> 00:19:42,763
Like, she's totally
cool to be around cool,
429
00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:45,066
or cool, like, she's cold and distant?
430
00:19:45,068 --> 00:19:47,001
Uh, those first two.
Not that last one.
431
00:19:47,003 --> 00:19:50,771
She's cool. She's sweet.
You mean, sweet like thoughtful,
432
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:53,207
or sweet like so sugary
you're gonna be sick?
433
00:19:53,209 --> 00:19:55,543
No, I just mean she's sweet.
She's nice.
434
00:19:55,711 --> 00:19:59,947
Nice like she's nice or...
what do you mean by that?
435
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:02,049
Just what I said.
She's nice. She's cool.
436
00:20:02,217 --> 00:20:04,949
So what you're telling
me is that what you say is
437
00:20:04,950 --> 00:20:07,955
exactly what you mean? Like,
nothing more, nothing less?
438
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:09,690
You say it, you mean it. That's it?
439
00:20:09,891 --> 00:20:11,158
Well, yeah. What else would I mean?
440
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:14,695
Nothing, I guess, 'cause
we're, like, dudes.
441
00:20:14,697 --> 00:20:16,692
What?
Okay!
442
00:20:16,727 --> 00:20:18,866
So, you know, um, I'm gonna go.
443
00:20:18,868 --> 00:20:21,163
Great hanging with you!
Yeah, unlikely...
444
00:20:21,281 --> 00:20:24,572
Wow, he is not like he was
in high school. [belches]
445
00:20:24,574 --> 00:20:25,873
[all laughing]
446
00:20:27,676 --> 00:20:29,243
Oh, come on!
447
00:20:29,245 --> 00:20:31,112
Oh, I get it. Pigskin.
448
00:20:31,114 --> 00:20:33,247
Oh, great.
My inator has a sense of...
449
00:20:35,617 --> 00:20:36,817
[screeching]
450
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:38,686
Velociraptor power attack!
451
00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:44,959
Oh, great. Where am I supposed
to find a paleo-orthodontist?
452
00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:46,927
Okay, Ferb, fire it up!
453
00:20:49,898 --> 00:20:51,999
Ah! Congratulations, guys!
454
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:54,769
We're the first humans
ever to taste blueberry air!
455
00:20:54,771 --> 00:20:57,872
Eh. I'm more of a
lingonberry kind of guy.
456
00:20:57,874 --> 00:20:59,793
Hey, you're back! I'll take a large pie
457
00:20:59,794 --> 00:21:01,909
with andouille sausage
and chocolate chips.
458
00:21:01,911 --> 00:21:03,911
First of all, ew!
Why would you eat that?
459
00:21:03,913 --> 00:21:05,713
And second, I'm not a pizza boy.
460
00:21:05,715 --> 00:21:07,915
Oh, my gosh! It's Candace!
461
00:21:07,917 --> 00:21:10,054
With what appears to be a holographic
462
00:21:10,055 --> 00:21:11,903
field projection knitted to under her. {*}
463
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,821
Why are you surprised?
Didn't you guys do this?
464
00:21:13,823 --> 00:21:16,056
Nope.
We were just making blueberry air.
465
00:21:16,058 --> 00:21:17,892
Why blueberry?
Why not lingonberry?
466
00:21:17,894 --> 00:21:19,894
Exactly! What's that all about?
467
00:21:19,896 --> 00:21:21,695
[groaning]
Well, how can I get this off?
468
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,964
Buford is, like, the eighth
person to order pizza from me!
469
00:21:23,966 --> 00:21:27,101
And that's not even how you order pizza!
Well, we didn't do it,
470
00:21:27,103 --> 00:21:30,104
but we'll be glad to undo it.
Side project, gang!
471
00:21:30,639 --> 00:21:33,007
No! No! Not the inator!
I totally need that!
472
00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:38,712
Who's this nincompoop?
473
00:21:38,914 --> 00:21:41,916
Oh, right. Curse you,
Perry the platypus!
474
00:21:42,617 --> 00:21:44,118
And that football player,
475
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:46,220
the gorilla, and Lolo Jones,
476
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:49,089
and Blanca Dechan,
and Director Diphthong.
477
00:21:49,091 --> 00:21:51,392
Everybody! Curse you all!
478
00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:53,360
Okay, we have everything we need
479
00:21:53,362 --> 00:21:55,296
for a holographic field disrupter.
480
00:21:55,298 --> 00:21:58,866
We'll build it, and you'll be totally...
back to normal!
481
00:21:58,868 --> 00:22:00,868
Cool! Thanks, guys.
Bust ya later!
482
00:22:00,870 --> 00:22:03,003
I guess my pizza order isn't going in.
483
00:22:03,005 --> 00:22:06,674
[shouting] Won't someone
think of the Buford?!
484
00:22:10,745 --> 00:22:12,146
[phone ringing]
[beeps]
485
00:22:12,148 --> 00:22:14,148
Hello?
Jeremy: Hey, Candace.
486
00:22:14,301 --> 00:22:15,950
I just wanted to thank you
for sending over the pizzas.
487
00:22:15,952 --> 00:22:18,118
That was really cool.
Cool! You liked it?
488
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:21,355
It was awesome. So, we still
on for the movies tonight?
489
00:22:21,890 --> 00:22:23,274
Cool!
Cool!
490
00:22:23,406 --> 00:22:24,325
Cool!
Cool!
491
00:22:24,327 --> 00:22:25,292
♪ Cool! ♪
♪ Cool! ♪
492
00:22:25,294 --> 00:22:26,393
♪ Cool! ♪
♪ Cool! ♪
493
00:22:26,395 --> 00:22:28,796
♪ Cool! ♪
♪ Cool! C-C-Cool! ♪
494
00:22:28,798 --> 00:22:29,864
♪ Cool! ♪
♪ Cool! ♪
495
00:22:29,866 --> 00:22:30,931
♪ C-C-C... ♪
♪ Cool! ♪
496
00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:32,166
♪ Cool! Cool! ♪
♪ Cool! ♪
497
00:22:32,767 --> 00:22:34,001
♪ Arctic ♪
498
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:37,671
What do you mean by that?
Exactly what I said.
41557
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
