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"I just want a little space
in your heart."

"I am a pauper
but still I have a high stature."

"I just want a little space
in your heart."

"I am a pauper
but still I have a high stature."

"Whether you stay in the heart
or in the house."

"You have to pay high rent
for both."

"There are many unknown dreams."

"Pay the advance rent."

"Paying guests."

"We are the best."

"Paying guests."

"We are the best."

"The best."

Wake up.

Wake up, lazy people. It's late.

Are all of you dead?

Parag. Parikshit. Bhavesh.

Wake up. I have to catch my flight.
-

If you all are dead, then say so.

I am coming.

Let me open the door.
Will you go through it?

Did you all understand anything?

Or are you all just nodding
your heads?

Hello, Bhavesh.
- Yes.

Yes, Mr. Kiska.
You're going to India for a few days.

And like always,
we have to follow your instructions.

Parag.
- Everyday. We have to broom and sweep.

We will do it, Mr. Kiska.

Parikshit.
- Trust me, Mr. Kiska.

We will look after this house
as our own house.

Beware. Beware, if you consider
this house as your own.

You all are paying guests.
Paying guests.

I am the owner. The sole owner.
Kiska Miglani. Who is the owner?

You. Mr. Kiska Miglani.

Thank you. And my rent?
- Yes, sir.

Are you giving it now?
- No, I am just scratching.

You all will rot.

You all will never reform.

When I didn't reform, then how will you?

Look, I want my rent upon I return.

You know Kiska Miglani very well.

Oh, cab driver,
why are you staring at me? Let's go.

Kiska Miglani.

God willing we will receive
the news of your death.

"Paying guests."

"Paying guests."

"Paying guests."

"Paying guests."

Hey, guys. Good mor...

Good afternoon. How are you?
And where is your boss?

Where is Ballu Singh?

Ballu Singh is here.

What is the reason
for coming late today?

Sir. Sir.

Sorry, sir.
I had gone for a haircut.

You went for a hair cut
at the time of work.

Sir, I grew my hair
while I was working.

Forgive me, sir. I made a mistake.

I made a mistake.

I appointed a foolish,
lazy man who is never on time.

Look at this, sir. You made a mistake.
And you're firing me.

I am rectifying my mistake. Got it?

Is this the age to rectify it?

Get lost. Otherwise, I will go mad.
- You are already mad. Sir.

My business is not doing well.
And you are so lazy.

The business is bound to be poor, sir.

Look at this. You are serving
ancient recipes to the customers.

I have been saying that
I'll cook something new since long.

I will do some new experiments.
But you do not agree.

Your parents too conducted an experiment.
- Is that so?

This is the result.

Sir, you're getting personal.
You're insulting me.

Was I honouring you till now?
Was I praising you?

Sir, a last chance. Last chance.

Okay. It's the final warning. Okay?

Bring the clothes on time. Okay?

Clothes?

From the laundry.
Why are you pulling my chain?

Are you travelling in a train?
Are you travelling in a train?

Sir, I am a chef.

Okay. But you're late. So?
- Sir.

India.
- Hello. Can I talk to Mr. Bhavesh?

Speaking.
- Mr. Bhavesh, I am calling from V.com.

Yes.

A few days ago,
you gave an interview...

...for the post of a chef
in Grand Hyatt through us.

Yes.

Congratulations, Mr. Bhavesh.
You have got the job.

I got it. Wow! Thank you.
Thank you so much. Thank you so much.

In fact, you can join from tomorrow.

From tomorrow?
- Yes.

Okay. I will come. Thank you.

Listen.
- Is anybody there?

Will somebody tell me
why I am going to the market?

What did you say? What did you say?

I am a bad cook. I am a bad cook.

I have got a job in a seven-star hotel.

As a supervisor chef. Got it?

With my first salary, I will buy a
packet of chilli powder for you.

Do you know what you will do with it?
- What?

Apply it on your back.
- No.

I don't want you and your ordinary job.
Got it? Hello.

- Hello.

Namaste India.
- Hello. Is Mr. Bhavesh there?

Yes, speaking.
- I am calling from V.com.

Yes. Hang on. Hang on.

Now, hear it. Hear it, Ballu.
- Yes. Tell me, ma'am.

Mr. Bhavesh Makhwana,
I wanted to inform you that...

Ma'am, not Makhwana.
- Sisodiya.

Verma.
- Verma. Verma.

Yes, ma'am. Bhavesh Verma.

Please make the necessary correction.

Bhavesh Verma?
- Yes.

Aren't you Bhavesh Makhwana?
- No.

Then I am sorry.
Bhavesh Makhwana has got this job.

Sorry for the misunderstanding.

Ma'am, please understand.
Please understand. Look...

This is a powerful car meant
only for the powerful people.

Only a tough man like you
can handle this steering.

This is a smooth ride only
for the young generation.

I can't imagine this steering wheel
in the hand of an old man.

Trust me.

Yes. But 25 lakh baht is a big price.
- Price?

Perfect and experienced people like
you don't care for the price, sir.

Sir, don't mind. If I had been your son
and not the salesman...

...then I would have said,
"Dad, buy it for mom."

"Because like her, this car too
will stay by your side all your life."

Trust me.

If I had been your boyfriend
and not the salesman...

...then I would have said just
one thing upon buying this car.

"Yes, you're a beauty.
But with brains."

Trust me.

What will you have? Cheque or cash?

If you have cheque,
then cash won't do.

If you have cash,
then cheque won't do.

Trust me.

Are you writing Mughal-e-Azam?
- What?

Will you take four weeks
to write just four lines?

I am done.

Read it out.
- Hear it.

The anchor says,
"Welcome, my friends."

"We present our today's
episode which is like..."

"...the moonlight, a trip to the
stars, like the goat's skin..."

"...like the fairy's leg."

You will die a slow death.

Frustrated writer,
you think you are very smart.

Tell me. If you had been in my place
what would you have written?

Look, a poet is being introduced.

Obviously, it should begin with a poem.

For instance, tears are flowing...

Wounds are fresh.
I am healing it with the balm of words.

It's only words and words are all
I have to take your hearts away.

And to take your hearts away,
today, we have with us...

...such a personality in
our studio whose words have...

It's mine, I was don't quieten me.

He is speaking my lines.
He is taking my shot.

Shut up. Cut it.
- What shut up?

He is speaking my words.

Wonderful lines! What words!

What is this?

Paper. This is the restaurant's paper.

In it, it's written that you are giving me
the permission to sell this restaurant.

What?!
- Yes, my dear brother.

I will sell this restaurant
and recover my share of money.

Sell the restaurant?

I should sell this restaurant?
I should sell my father's dream?

I should sell it to a useless,
rogue man like you?

I too am the son of the man
who is your father.

I have a right to this restaurant.
- Right?

The people who fulfil their duties
should talk about rights.

What duty did you fulfil as a son?

You splurged your share of money.

Now, only this restaurant is left.
It's father's last memento.

And you want to sell this too.

Listen to me carefully.

I won't even sell a single brick
of this restaurant.

The entire restaurant will be sold.

Either while you're alive
or after your death.

I give you a week's time.

If you don't sell this restaurant
and give me my share...

...then you know my power.

Ronnie
- Hello, Mr. Singh. How are you?

Will I get something to eat?
I am very hungry.

Ballu Singh, is everything fine?

Yes, Inspector. Everything is fine.

I am his younger brother Ronnie.

Lonnie?
- Not Lonnie. Ronnie.

Ronnie. He means to say Ronnie.

That's what I am saying.
My name is Ronnie.

This knife?

This knife is our father's
last memento.

He was a chef. He would cut onions
and tomatoes with this knife.

Right, Brother?

I'm leaving. I will come next week.

I don't need an explanation.
I want results.

Lazy fellow.
Everybody wants salary for free.

Go complete the weekly sales report.

Go. Get lost.

Why are you laughing?
Trust me. Now, it's your turn.

Hi, good morning.

Wow! You're looking
very pretty today.

How many times I have told you
to stand straight in front of me!

I hate this artificial body language
of yours.

- Sorry, ma'am.

I heard you were again late today.
-

Switch that thing off.
- - Yes, ma'am.

Will you just stand over my head
or will you sit too?

Thank you.

Ma'am, didn't you hear?
I sold two cars today.

I heard it. Good.
- This is my work.

Flirting with female customers.
Thinking that you're a film hero.

This is your full time job.

Right?

I do it for free, ma'am.
I am sorry. I was...

Switch that thing off.
-

- Your cell is ringing, ma'am.

- Right.

What?

Ma'am, I don't mean it.
Don't get me wrong. I was just...

You took undue advantage
of the situation.

Whether you sell the car or not,
you will surely entice a girl. Right?

Ma'am, please.
- Yes, this is my office.

I am more concerned about my reputation
than my profits. Did you get it?

This is the final warning. I don't
want any roadside Romeos here.

I need serious salesmen. Understand?

Ma'am, your...

You!

But, ma'am...
- I said get out.

Okay. It's enough. It's enough.
I can't take this anymore.

I am resigning.

I can't work with an insolent
and an arrogant girl like you.

What?
- Yes, ma'am.

How dare you!
- You are sick. You are mad.

Ma'am, life is like an echo sound.

When you ask a question,
you get your answer.

So, please rise above this hatred.

And give your life a chance to breathe.
Please, just relax.

Go easy on yourself.

Rajan gives my lines to others.

What do you think? I don't know
what his writing capabilities are?

If you know his writing capabilities...

Sorry.

Yes, if you know his writing capabilities
then why don't you do anything?

How can I do anything?

You know that Rajan has been
recommended by the channel head.

And there is my father too.

Where are you going?
- In your cabin.

Father has given strict instructions.
You can't enter my cabin alone.

Okay. I am not alone.
My feelings are with me. Let's go.

What happened?
- It got torn.

What?
- My pant.

Parag, you too. Father will come.

Come on.
Wear the costume meant for the show.

Father.
- Father.

Open the door.

Your father always comes at the
right place but at the wrong time.

"Paying guests."

I know that the idiot is inside.

Where? Where is that idiot Parag?
Where is he?

Parag? Who?

Parag.
He didn't come here.

He came here. I know.

The security guard told me.
I won't spare him. Parag.

Father, believe me.
I am your own blood.

That's why I can't believe you.
That idiot is here.

I will find him and
I won't spare him.

Move.

Idiot.

Hello. Yes.
Merlo and Steward company.

I don't need life insurance.
Thank you.

Can I talk now?

Idiot, I won't spare you.
- I need an insurance.

- Arpita, don't cry. Look, I am all right.

You start crying over trivial issues.

At least relax today.
You know I am leaving, right?

Sorry.

What time is the flight?

At 2 o'clock. What about you?
When are you coming to Pataya?

The joining date will
be confirmed tomorrow.

Your job is confirmed.

Life will be great when my job
will be confirmed too.

Listen, don't flirt with girls
in Pataya.

Arpita, you know me.
I am a God fearing person.

I never do bad deeds.

If I do good deeds,
I will be with you.

If I do bad deeds,
I will go to hell.

Arpita, I was just joking. Cheer up.
Listen, I have to go right now.

Okay. Where will you live in Pataya?

My cousin Parikshit is there.

I will directly head to his bungalow
from the airport.

Mr. Singh.

So what if I lose the job?
I don't even care.

What does Aarti ma'am
think of herself?

Don't I have any self-respect?

Mr. Singh, I will call you back.

Parikshit, forget your self-respect.

And entice him.

Bhavesh.

Where were you, Bhavesh?
Where were you?

I was really missing you.

Why?

What do you mean?
Can't a friend miss another friend?

I mean, we are best friends.
We are like brothers.

You don't believe in brotherhood?

What nonsense. Are you fine?

Actually, I was just thinking about us.
- Us?

I mean we all three friends.
We all three friends.

God forbid, if anything
happens to any one of us.

If there is any problem.

For instance?

For example, you lose your job.

'How does he know that I lost my job?'

You are unemployed.

You don't have a penny.

You don't have anything to eat.
You are roaming around bare.

Who will support you?

Who? Who?

I am there. Your friend.
Your best friend. Your brother.

Naturally. Now look.

Leave me.

Assume that I have lost my job.
- Don't say that.

Assume it.
- Okay.

Won't you support me
if I am unemployed?

Of course. Is this something to ask?
I am your friend.

A burden has lifted from my heart.
- Yes. Me too.

I wanted to say something.
- Me too.

I lost my job.

Me too.

What?

I am missing you people a lot.

Actually, I was just thinking about us.

Us three friends.
We all three friends.

We are like brothers. Brothers.

What? You guys don't believe
in brotherhood?

God forbid, if a calamity befalls
on one of us.

For instance?

Assume that you both lose your job.
- We have lost it.

"Paying guests."

How will we survive
till we get a new job?

Don't worry. I have some savings.
We will use it.

No. You have saved that money to
send to India. It's for your family.

Aren't you both a part of my family?

Don't talk nonsense. Chill.

Look, the problem won't be
solved by merely talking about it.

Let's go and look for
some new jobs. All right?

Yes, let's not blow the job this time.

Come on.
- Let's go.

Hang on.

All this is fine. But what about him?
- Who?

Exactly. Kiska Miglani.

As soon as he returns, he will say,
"Who is the owner of the house?"

Kiska. Kiska Miglani.

I can't do mimicry.
- Who will pay the rent?

We will cross the bridge
when we come to it.

First, let's solve the problem
regarding the job.

Pray that there is no new problem.

Okay. Okay. Okay. I am coming.
I am coming.

Hello. Hello. Hello.

Hello.
- Hello.

Are you going there?
- Yes.

Can you tell me...

Who is the owner of the house?
- Kiska .

Of this house.
- Kiska.

Who is the owner of this house?

Kiska. Can I go?

Where are you going?
- Inside.

Inside? Where?
- In the house.

I am talking about the same house.
Who is the owner of this house?

Kiska.

Okay. What is this?
- An entrance.

What is beyond that?
- A porch.

Beyond that?
- A house.

I am talking about the same house.
Who is the owner of this house?

Kiska.
- Can't you see this house?

Hang on. Who are you? What are you doing?
What's your problem?

Thank God, you have come.
He has made me go mad.

I just asked him a trivial question.

Look what he has done to me.

You have come. Tell me.
Whose house is this?

Kiska's.

Not like that. Ask whose?

Why should I ask that?
I am telling you. It's Kiska's.

This house. This house. This house.
- What?

Who is the owner?
- Kiska.

Who is the owner of this house?

Why are you beating him?
Who are you? Who are you?

Jayesh! You!
- Parikshit.

Do you know him?
- Yes.

Couldn't you have called before coming?

Called? I called you so many times.

But your number was not reachable.

Okay. Now that you have come,
keep in touch. Cheers.

Keep in touch?

I have come to stay here.

Where?
- With you.

Any problem?
- No. Look, Jayesh.

Kiska Miglani, the owner of this house...

...is the most heartless
and grumpy man in the world.

That's the problem.
- Why don't you leave this house then?

Look, my friend. This is Pataya.

It's easy to get girls here.

But it's difficult to get
a house and a job.

We can't afford to pay the
advance rent and the deposit.

Kiska Miglani didn't take deposit
and advance from us.

Yet he let us live here.
So, we have to tolerate him.

Correct.

Look, I am going to
get a flat with my job.

If I get the job,
you people can live with me.

Great!

I will pack my bags.

Wait. Wait. Let me get the job first.

When will you get the job?
- After the interview.

When is the interview?
- After two days.

Two days. We give you two days.
You too will remember us.

Cheers.

Girls are fast
and the service is slow.

Thank you.

Where are you guys going?

No, thanks. I don't drink.
- Why?

It's a sin to drink.
And those who commit sin, go to hell.

This is not liquor.
This is sherbet.

Yes. Bangkok's bamboo juice.

This is bamboo juice.
- Yes.

I can drink that.
- Bamboo.

Okay, fine.
Just repeat what I say.

Got it?
- But I...

We'll convince her, trust me.

Okay.

Greet her.

Hi.

Hello.

Introduce yourself.

I'm Bhavesh.

Hello, I'm Maria.

You are very beautiful.

You are very beautiful.

Thank you.

Your hair is like flowing melody.

Your hair is like flowing melody.

Your eyes are like
steaming hot black coffee.

Your eyes are like
steaming hot black coffee.

Your lips are like
yummy strawberry ice cream.

Your lips are like
yummy strawberry ice cream.

What do you charge?
- What do you charge?

Oh no!
-

I'm sorry.

"Say now."

"Say now."

"Sexy."

"Crazy."

"Sexy."

"Crazy."

"I am savoury. Relish me."

"Strike with the eyes."

"Sexy."

"Crazy."

"I am savoury. Relish me."

"Strike with the eyes."

"I am the damsel of heaven."

"Take me in your arms."

"Everybody."

"Everybody."

"Lock eyes."

"Lock eyes."

"Shake your body. Get down. Down."

"You are hot baby girl in town."

"Let me show you what is going on."

"Come on, girl. You got it going on."

"Get enraptured by my silky body."

"Steal my heart and my life."

"One more time."

"Before somebody else takes me."

"Darling, make me yours."

"Dwell in the fragrance."

"Relish my lips."

"I am the damsel of heaven."

"Take me in your arms."

"Everybody."

"Everybody."

"Lock eyes."

"Yes."

"For your mind."

"Say yeah."
- "Yeah!"

"Sexy."

"Crazy."

"Sexy."

"Crazy."

"Day by day, the heart pines."

"Heart beat is getting fast."

"When I give a glance.. "

"You won't get such opportunity again."

"Read my heart."

"Launch any attack."

"I am the damsel of heaven."

"Take me in your arms."

"Everybody."

"Everybody."

"Lock eyes."

"Lock eyes."

"Lock eyes."

Kiska, where are you?

You are there.

Wait. I will kill you today.
- Stop it.

What happened?

It's the photo.
- Come out of the photo.

He is not in this country.

Good. Good.
He is not in this country.

Otherwise, I would have killed him
and gone to hell today.

Saw how much my brother loves me?

If Kiska had been here then...

He won't come here. He is a coward.
- Correct.

I am tolerating him
for the sake of the house.

Otherwise, I would have
thrashed him long ago.

Kiska is not so bad.
- What?

I feel like stabbing him.
Stabbing him.

You're right. He is an idiot.

Look at his name. Kiska Miglani.

His mother raised a question on
his birth and left him to be raised.

When he has to talk to us
on the phone...

...he gives us a missed call.

So that we call him back.

And we have to pay for
listening to his nonsense.

Correct.

You are not correct.

Control your emotions.
Control your emotions.

Why are you feeling bad?

Just now you were saying,
"I will kill him and go to hell."

"I won't spare him."

What?
- Not spare him.

Stop it, Bhavesh. Stop it.

No. Laugh. Laugh.
Look at his face and laugh. -

He is standing like this.

Say more.

Say more. Say more.

We are fools and idiots.
- Yes.

What are you saying?
- Yes.

We couldn't recognise Mr. Kiska.

Mr. Kiska.

Why are you addressing
a beggar respectfully?

I am telling you, Parag.

Once we get a permanent
place to stay, I will...

I will take his blessing.

I will touch his feet
and take his blessing.

His mother who gave birth
to such a great man

is not an ordinary mother.

When did you return, Kiska?
You didn't tell us.

You should have given us
a missed call.

Idiots. Get out.

"Paying guest."

So many times I told you guys
not to drink so much.

But no, one for the road,
one on the road.

One under the road.

Now, we are on the streets.

First, we lost our job,
and now, our house too.

Why are you telling us? Tell him.
All this happened because of him.

We were celebrating
his arrival, weren't we?

Am I your first baby who
has been born after 14 years?

That you were celebrating
my arrival?

Did I have a dream that
Kiska's flight will be cancelled...

..and he will come back?

Talking nonsense.

Now, the question is
where will we live?

Okay. Don't stress out. Let it be.

Jayesh will get a job in two days.

And we will get a place to stay. Right?
- Yes.

The interview is after two days.

After the interview,
I will get the job and then the flat.

It will take around 20-25 days.

20-25.
- What are you saying?

Look, we can do one thing.

We all will contribute
and collect the deposit.

So that we can get a
small flat on rent.

This is my contribution.

Here.

My contribution.

It's nothing.

Exactly. We have nothing.

What?

Because we have to send more
than half the money to our families.

We spend the remaining on our survival.
In short, nothing.

Forget it.
Why are you getting serious?

Since college, we have faced
all the ups and downs together.

So what if our time is bad?
We have each other.

We will face this problem too together.
Applause.

Okay.
- We have to do one thing now.

Find a flat where we don't
have to pay the deposit...

...and the rent too fits our budget.

That too within 24 hours.

Otherwise, we will have
to sleep on the street.

What are we waiting for?
Let's go for it.

What the hell? Let's go for it.

Let's go.

Are we going to find a house
or play a hockey match?

It's the same thing.

Yes!

"We are in a foreign country.
Our income is less."

"And we don't have a place to stay."

"Hear the tune of the heart."

"It gives only tension."

"We just need a place to stay."

"Why are we being punished?"

"We just need a place to stay."

"Why are we being punished?"

"There are many unknown dreams."

"Pay the advance rent."

"Paying guests."

"We are the best."

"Paying guests."

Hello. Yes, Parikshit. Any news?

No, Mr. Singh.

At times, we have a
budget but not a flat.

At times, we find a flat but
it doesn't fit our budget.

A few days ago, I saw a paying guest
requirement in 99acre.com.

Try there. Maybe you will get it.

Okay. What's the address?

You always forget. Remember it.
- Sit. Sit.

Tell me. What's the matter?
- Ballu, we want your flat on rent.

Why will I give my personal flat
on rent?

I will give the flat
which is on hire.

I am talking about the same flat.
- So, say mango.

Mango.

But it's the season of oranges.
Why should we say mango?

I mean, say for the sake of it.

Look, we have decided.
We will give that flat to a mango man.

Mango man?
- Common man.

It's the same thing.
- They don't know.

Okay. Quickly give the infection.
- Infection?

Introduction.
- It's the same thing.

They don't know.
- Yes.

I am Parikshit Pandey.
He is my brother Jayesh Thakur.

Did you like our house?
- It's beautiful.

Fantastic.
- And very well maintained.

It's fully air-conditioned.
- Wow!

It's fully air-conditioned.

It's very cold during winter.
It's very hot during summer.

Though there is an AC.

AC doesn't mean air-conditioner.
It's according to climate.

Ballu.
- Yes.

Tell them your conditions.
- Yes.

the rent is 20,000 baht.

You won't give me any deposit
or advance. Is it acceptable?

Yes.
- Yes.

Drinking, smoking, coming late at night
is not allowed in this house.

Women stay in this house.
- Women?

It's not acceptable? Leave. Get lost.
- No. Women meaning?

My sister-in-law, Sweety's younger sister.
She stays with us.

She has gone out of town.
Is it acceptable?

She is your sister-in-law.

Whether you let her stay here or not,
it's none of our concern.

Is the condition acceptable?
- Yes. It's acceptable.

It's acceptable.

It's acceptable.
Ballu, the third condition.

The third condition.
Are you married?

No. We are not married.

What?! Look, we will give
our flat only to couples.

You wasted my time. I can't stay
in this house a moment longer.

Let's go. Come on.

Ballu, what are you doing?
This is our house.

Are you seizing it? Leave. Get lost.

Ballu, listen to us. Ballu.
- Leave.

Ballu.
- Listen.

"My heart sings
in the season of monsoon."

"My heart sings
in the season of monsoon."

"Your love dwells in my breath."

We are married.

What?
- What?

What?
- Yes.

Hang on. Just now Jayesh said,
"We are not married."

You didn't hear it right.
You didn't hear it right.

He said, "We're newly married."

Right, Jayesh?

Newly married.
We heard, not married.

Look.
- Look.

Ballu, I understood.
They are newly welded.

Welded?
- Wedded.

It's the same thing.
- They don't know.

Yes.

So, we both couples will
shift here tomorrow.

Yes.

We are leaving.
We will meet tomorrow morning.

Take care, Sweety.
- I will take it.

Take care, Ballu.
- He will also take it.

And you also take it.
- We will.

Look, we don't have any other option.
Please try this size.

To hell with you and
your stupid idea. Got it?

Am I telling you to change your sex?

I am just telling you
to change your dress.

Just for a few days.

Once Jayesh gets the flat,
we will stop playing this drama.

Promise.
- Explain to him.

There is a difference
between male and female.

There is a difference
between real and fake.

We will be caught in a jiffy. Got it?

That's what I am saying.
They won't come to know.

I have met them. They both are idiots.
They look like idiots.

It's very easy to fool them
for a few days.

Come on. Try this size.
Look at both these dresses.

Superb. It will suit you both.
Beautiful.

Listen, we are not
doing the right thing.

I know. It's not right.
But it's not wrong too.

Because we are not
committing a theft.

We are not committing a robbery.
We are not stealing anybody.

They need paying guests.
And we will stay as paying guests.

Okay.
- What? I won't do this.

Hang on.

Guys, please.

We don't have a job.
We don't have a house.

It's really important. Please.

Okay. Okay. Paying guests.
First problem solved.

What will we do
about the second problem?

What?
- This problem.

Oh, God.

That's why you told me to
buy the tennis balls.

Now our honour is in your hands.

I don't know why, but I feel
they will dishonour us very soon.

Get lost.

"Good. Very good."

"I just need a girl."

"Then all my problems
will be solved."

"I will find solace."

"There will be jamborees at night."

"Paying guest."

"We are the best."

"We are the best."

"We are the best."

"Paying guest."

Hello.
- Hello. Come. Come.

Sweety, she is...
- Karishma.

She is Karishma.
- Karishma.

His wife.
- His.

His wife.

And she is Kareena.
- Hi.

His wife.

Jayesh's wife?
- Yes.

Isn't she too tall?

You see, we both got married
in childhood.

I was born.
He was not born properly.

I got married.
- Okay.

Now, he looks like this.
And I look like this.

Sweety, which company's tea bag
is this?

There is no colour, no taste.
It smells different.

What are you doing, Ballu?
- What happened?

This is not a tea bag.
It's my father's talisman.

Where did you keep it?

You too. Come on.

Come here. Meet him.

He is Ballu. My husband.
- Okay.

Hello.
- Hello.

I thought you're playing Kabbadi.

God bless you. God bless you.

Ballu, she is Kareena.

She has got newly married to Jayesh.
- Okay.

And she is Karishma.
Where is Karishma?

We are family.
Why are you feeling shy?

Ballu.
- Yes.

She is my wife. Check her out.

Nice?

-

Hello.

She is a beautiful girl.
- Yes. She is beautiful.

She is beautiful.
- Yes.

If you like her so much then
we will keep her with you.

You can see her closely
with a magnifying glass. Okay?

Fool.
- What?

Where?
- What?

Where is our room?
- Room. Your room is there.

Come on. Let's go.

Sweety.
- Yes.

This Karishma.
- Yes.

She seems to be familiar.

Ballu, you think talisman
and tea bag are the same.

And you're saying
Karishma looks familiar.

I think you're not in your senses.

Did you find only this place?

What's the problem? What happened?

I used to work for Ballu Singh.
He had fired me.

What? I told you.
We all will go to hell. Come on.

Stop, Jayesh. Bhavesh, listen.

If Ballu had to recognise you then
he would have recognised you by now.

It's just for a few days.
Nothing will happen. Trust me.

Can I come inside?
- Come.

I was saying that
today's meal is on our behalf.

Get ready soon.
We are waiting. Okay.

We will come. We will come.

We will come for sure.

What are you doing? Naughty.

Okay.

What are you doing? Where are you going?
- Sorry. Sorry.

Is it difficult for you
to live like a normal guy?

What problem do you have?
This is the limit.

What do you think?
I write the script of my life?

I don't like to be a girl. Got it?

Seema, open the door.

Seema, open the door.

Open. Open the door.

If I ask you, "Did Parag come here?",
you will say no.

So, I won't ask you.
- Then?

I will catch him. I will catch
that idiot. And I will thrash him.

I won't spare him today.
- Father.

Believe me, Father. He is not here.

Great! Move!

Idiot.

I told you. He is not here.

Father, I am your own blood.

I won't spare him today.
- Father.

Father.

Idiot.

Rape!

Seema, Seema, save me.

This goon wants to rape me. Who is he?
- No. I...

I am ruined.

Oh, my God. I didn't live anywhere.

He showed me the knife and
God knows what all things he saw.

This lustful man.

Call the police. Call the media.

Call the press.
Call Rakhi Sawant. I will expose.

I will expose him.

Kareena, please stop it.
- What?

He is my father.
- Yes.

I am her father. I am your father.
I am everybody's father.

Father figure.

What kind of father is he?

He shows the knife
and sees the figure.

Oh, God.

I am sorry. It's my mistake.
It's a misunderstanding. I am sorry.

Who is she?

Father, she is Kareena. My friend.

She had come for script-writing.
Now, she is leaving.

Yes. I am going to the police.
- Good.

Police.

Mother.
- I am not your mother.

Okay. I am sorry.
But don't call the police. - Why?

Because he is my father.
- So?

Your father doesn't have
the right to rape me. Got it?

My honour is more precious
than your father's honour.

People didn't even spare the moon.

So, how will they
spare a vulnerable woman?

People will continue
to point fingers at her.

And she will continue
to feel suffocated.

I won't endure this
suffocation anymore, Seema.

Never. Absolutely never.

Instead of being defamed,
it's better that..

...I expose this so-called decent man.

I found it.
- What?

I found the writer.

What a dialogue!
What words! Marvellous!

Moon and defamation of a woman.

Marvellous. You're my permanent
script-writer.

Action.

Reaction.
- "Paying guest."

Hi, Singh.
- Parikshit, how come you're here?

I have come to take my due cheque.
- You won't get it.

Why?
- Because Aarti ma'am has said so.

Aarti ma'am has said this?

I want to talk to you.
- Me too.

Hold on. Hold on.
If you think I have come to say sorry...

I am sorry.

Sorry?

I am sorry.
I am sorry for my bad behaviour.

And I am sorry for everything.

And I want to thank you.
I want to thank you for changing my life.

I don't understand.

Parikshit, everybody's life
is not the same.

I saw my life through
my daddy's viewpoint.

After his divorce, I saw him
fighting with his own self.

I too became like him.

Angry with myself, angry with life,
angry with everybody.

When I realised it's my own life,
then I knew

I have the right to live it
on my own terms.

When I did this, I realised
I didn't lose anything.

Good morning.

Good morning?
- Good morning for a new life.

And...

You look much prettier like this.

Thank you.

Good morning, sir. Sir...
- Forget it.

What?
- Your introduction.

I know. You are architect Jayesh Thakur
from India.

You have sent designs for our new plant.
- Sir, my designs...

Forget it.
- What, sir?

I saw your designs in the e-mail.
They are good. I am impressed.

I have appointed you as an architect.
- Thank you, sir.

Stop it.
- What, sir?

Stop staring at my face.
And sign your appointment letter.

Okay. Sir, one more thing.

By when will I get the apartment
which the company is going to allot?

Forget it.
- No, sir. I can't forget that.

Forget your worry.

When the previous architect leaves,
you will get the apartment.

It will take around 10-15 days.

Excellent, sir.
Thank you very much, sir.

Leave.
- What, sir?

My hand.

In the end,
so many people perished in love.

Hearts broke, houses were ruined,
wounds were inflicted in love.

Why don't we too perish a bit
and experience the joy of love?

Meet you again in the next episode.

Till then,
permit your friend Romeo to leave.

Take care. Goodnight. Bye.

Cut it. Okay.
-

Very good. Very good.

What a script! Mind-blowing!

Ms. Kareena is my choice.
She is a fabulous writer.

Fantastic. You gave life to my words.

Come here and change the battery.
- Yes.

Idiot.
- I think he is calling you.

Your hair.
- Yes. I tried a new style today

I won't spare you. Idiot.

You fool me. I won't spare you.

Hang on.

Idiot.

Cheng special pudding is ready.

But it's not completely ready.

We will bake it in the microwave.

And then we will eat it together.

Cheng special pudding is ready.

But it's not completely ready.

We will bake it in the microwave.

And then we will eat it together.

I won't spare you.
-

"Paying guest."

But it's not completely ready.

We will bake it in the microwave.

And then we will eat it together.

Hey.
- Stop.

Now go.
- Okay.

"Paying guest."

Father, cool. Cool.

Okay.

I am cool.

You fool.
- "Paying guest."

This is the last warning.

If Ballu Singh doesn't
sell the restaurant...

...and give me my share of money,
I will... -

Sister.
- Karishma.

Beautiful.

Sister.

Sister, who is he?
What was he doing with the knife?

Sister, what's going on?

Who is she? Is she the new maid?

Hey!
- Does he stutter? -Yes.

You are scaring sister with the knife.

This is our personal matter.

Chandu, you know that
I like maids.

Yes.
- Maid?

Come, I will finish
your work. Come. Come up.

I think she works only upstairs.
-

Can I kiss you?
- Bad manners.

Didn't you learn anything in school?

I didn't go to school.
- Ladies first. First me. Okay?

Okay.

Turn your face.

- My God, current.

Stand straight. Very good.

Shall I close my eyes?
- Yes.

Now say, hail Lord Bajrangbali.

Ronnie is my younger brother.
Forget it.

Karishma, I am grateful to you.

You helped Sweety.
Really, I am very happy.

No, I...

No. In today's world,
a kin is not kin.

Do you know?
You took the trouble for me. Thanks a lot.

But there is a problem.
- What?

Now, you people can't live here
as the paying guests. Sorry.

Ballu.

Because now,
you people are our family members.

You all are our kin.

You are too much!

So sweet! It means,
now we won't have to pay the rent?

No, you didn't understand.

Family members who pay the rent.

Understood?

What happened?

Who cooked this?
- Karishma. Why?

I think I have tasted this before.

Sister-in-law, I will just come.

Shall I also come?

Do you know Bhavesh?

Who is Bhavesh?
- The chef.

I don't know any Bhavesh.
Who is Bhavesh?

He is a rogue, useless, lazy man.

He was the chef in my restaurant.
- Sister-in-law.

Ballu, his name too sounds so cheap.

Hear his name. Bhavesh. Oh, God.

I feel weird when I hear it.
- Fool.

What?

Where?
- What?

Where is that adorable Bhavesh?

Not adorable, he is an idiot.
I fired him.

I always used to tell him.

That the customers are tired
of eating the same kind of food.

So, do something new.
Do some experiment.

No, he didn't like to work.

I fired him.
- You did the right thing.

But today, after
eating your tasty food...

...I felt if that useless chef Bhavesh...

...had cooked such delicious food
in my restaurant...

...then my restaurant would
have touched great heights.

Hell.
- Hell?

Karishma means to say,
"May Bhavesh rot in hell."

May he rot! May he die a terrible death!
What do I care?

May he suffer from cancer,
paralysis, AIDS.

Eat this. Eat it.

You like it, don't you? Eat it.

Karishma! Kareena!

What are you doing?
- We're playing, care to join us?

This ball is not for playing.
Keep it in place.

It is meant for playing.

Where's Pari? Pari!

What's the problem?

Look at what they're up to.
What if anyone sees them?

No one is around.

Ballu and Sweety have gone out.

Do you think I would've
let them play otherwise?

Where have they gone?
- He thinks he's the boss here.

Where have they gone?
- To the airport to receive someone.

Quit worrying. Catch this.
- Pass it to me.

Listen.
- Yes?

Good news.
- Tell me.

I got the job.

Yes. And I also got a flat.

In a few days,
I will get the allotment too.

Yes. Yes.

Congratulations. Congratulations.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water."

"Yes.
- Water. Water."

"Who is Jack?"

"Bring it up."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water."

"Hey, Jill."

"Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling after."

"Come on. Come on."

"Relish this youth, my friend."

"It won't come back again."

"Have merriments and enjoy."

"Why fear the world?"

"Come, let's just chill."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water."

"Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling after."

"Jack and Jill."

"What were you doing up that hill?"

"What were you doing up that hill?"

"When I look at you."

"Something happens."

"When I hold your hands."

"Why do I feel this way?"

"Let's come closer."

"Why fear the world?"

"Come, let's just chill."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water."

"Jack fell down and broke his crown."

"And Jill came tumbling after."

"Jack, lay that back."

"Get on top boy.
How is that?"

"Baby Jill, just chill."

"Who did you get in bed with?"

"Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick."

"It goes on like this."

"I want to kiss you."

"My heart always says this."

"There is a chance
and an opportunity too."

"Why fear the world?"

"Come, let's just chill."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water."

"Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling after."

"Jack and Jill went up the
hill to fetch a pail of water."

"Jack fell down and broke his crown."
-

"And Jill came tumbling after."

So, these are your paying guests
whom you were praising all the way.

Yes, Kalpana.
Let me introduce you to them.

He's Parikshit.
- Hi.

And his wife, Karishma.
- Hi.

And he's Jayesh, and his wife Kareena.
- Hi.

Cheater, liar, fraud. You idiot.

Who?
- Tommy.

Who's Tommy?
- My dog.

What reminded you of your dog?

Someone here did.

I loved and trusted him so much.

And look what he turned out to be?

What did he turn out to be?

Deceitful and an idiot.

He hurt my feelings and emotions.

I'm sure that dog must
have had some helplessness.

There wasn't any helplessness.
Cheater. He's a cheater.

He'll rot in hell.

- Arpita.

I am really sorry.

My friend is slightly sentimental.

Actually, she's slightly senti
and more mental.

No. Actually, she came with me from India
so she must be tired.

Okay. Now, everyone tell me, who is she?
- Yes.

Let me answer.

Your younger sister, Kalpana.

Karishma, how do you know?

You showed me your family album.

You gave me such detailed information
about each of your relative.

So, now, I can find your
relative in any crowd.

I am very happy to meet all of you.

Isn't it?
- Even, I am really happy as well.

Excuse me, no pulling. We are women.

Actually, my friend is very upset.

I'll go see her.
- Of course.

Shall I come along?
- No. no.

We'll go and settle our new ghosts.

Ghosts?
- Guest.

Are you enjoying?

Leave me.

Hello.
- She's the one.

What's wrong with you?

Checkmate.
- No, soul mate.

Soul mate, she's the one.

She has all the qualities
which my life-partner should have.

I want to cook a new recipe of love
with her everyday for my entire life.

Excuse me, you'll make the recipe
but we'll land in the fire.

Forget it.
- Arpita, listen to me.

What can you say? It was my mistake.

I thought you were
different from other boys.

But you turned out to be one of them.

It was my decency that
I didn't reveal your secret.

So not trustworthy.
Cheater, liar, fraud, selfish.

You've grown so blind,
that you didn't see anything.

Me?

Arpita, are you okay?
- Get lost. Taxi.

Arpita, I love you.
Arpita, listen to me.

Arpita.

And tell me everything
from the beginning.

Where did you meet?
How did you meet?

Who said 'I love you' first?
The first date.

Marriage. I want to know everything.

It was a romantic
and pleasant evening.

Oh, Sister-in-law, how romantic.

I was sitting beside
my dying mother.

The doctor said,
if I don't get the medicine...

...then my mother would die.

I ran towards the medical store
but on the way, the goons...

Goons.
- Oh, my God.

Four huge goons.
And they surrounded me.

And that's when he arrived.

Parikshit.
- Yes.

Yes, Parikshit came and...
- He thrashed the goons.

No, Parikshit didn't thrash the goons.

Instead, the goons thrashed Parikshit.

And then they left.

And didn't Parikshit do anything?
- He did.

What?
- He challenged the goons.

He said, "Come one by one,
I'll teach everyone a lesson" - Then?

Then the goons thrashed Parikshit
one by one.

And fled.
- The goons.

No, Parikshit fled.
- He fled leaving you alone.

No, I wasn't alone,
the goons were there with me.

But unfortunately,
it was too late by then.

My mother was no more.

Oh, Sister-in-law.
I am so sorry, Sister-in-law.

No, I mean she wasn't at home
any more.

The neighbours took her to the hospital.
- Okay.

Who is it?

Who is flashing the light on me
and wants to die?

Stop. Discussion finished.
It's time for action.

Murli.

Even the God of Death
cannot swindle Murli's money.

You are just a roadside goon.

Just watch, I'll shoot you
and you'll never realise...

...where it hit and
where it came out from.

No, Murli sir, don't do that please.

What's wrong with you?

Did I say something to you?

I was talking on the phone.
- Saved.

But sir, I would've
repaid your money long back...

...if Ballu Singh's cronies
wouldn't have interfered.

They are such amazing women.

They punched Ronnie so hard.
- Quiet.

I kept quiet because they were women.

Otherwise, you know my strength.

Have you seen a laughing neck?

Once a line is drawn on the neck
with this, it starts laughing.

In two pieces.

No, no. Please.

Disconnect the call,
and arrange for the money.

He's talking on the phone.
He's talking on the phone.

Thank God. Thank God.

Three days, only three days.

You won't see me for three days.

If I get the money,
everything will be fine.

Otherwise, no one will see you.

He's talking on the phone.
He's talking on the phone.

Thank God.
-

He's talking to us. He's talking to us.
-

Money. Quickly.
-

Hey, stop shaking.
-

Has that dreadful man left?
- Yes, he left.

Those paying guests have
created all these problems.

I'll have to show those
paying guests my power.

Hello, Namaste India.

Hello, Ballu Singh.
This is Ronnie speaking.

Why are you speaking?
Don't you get tired of speaking?

I know what you'll say.

You warned me to sell
the hotel within a week.

And the time's over now.

And now, you want to warn me
and give me more time.

Look...
- Shut up.

I know, you'll talk
about my paying guests now.

You'll threaten me that
I should go and warn them...

...not to interfere between us.

Listen.
They are not just my paying guests...

...they are my family members.

They are my younger brothers.
Get that.

They treat me like an elder brother,
respect me.

If you say anything against them

I'll forget any relation we have.

Get that. Disconnect the phone.

You fool, aren't you ashamed?
Disconnect the phone.

Ballu.
- What's wrong with your voice, idiot?

It's me, Sweety.
- Sweety, forgive me.

I thought it's that useless fellow.
Just order, say.

We've received an invitation,
for four play.

What?

Four play. We've have been invited.
- For foreplay?

Yes.
- Who has invited us?

The drama company, Ballu.

The theatre near our house...

...is hosting four different
plays together. Four play.

You mean four play, four dramas.

It's the same thing.

But Ballu, out of those four,
I want to see only one.

Mughal-E-Azam.

So, come home early tomorrow.

Because the first one starts
at 5 o'clock.

And you know, Ballu,
if you miss the starting...

...then you don't enjoy the climax.

It's okay,
you know I am very punctual.

I'll be there on time.

Just tell me where I have to come?

I still remember,
the most romantic evening of my life.

Wow.

I was tying the Rakhi
.

What?
- To my cousin brother.

And then Parikshit arrived and said,

"Let's go to a romantic place."

Wow, how romantic.

Where are you going?
- Here.

And then, he took my hand and said
- What?

Sister
- What?

Brother or father I don't
have anyone except for you.

I am absolutely alone.

So, can't we become
each other's companion?

Then?
- Then what?

I can still feel the shiver
of his hands.

I can still feel his breath on my face.
- What?

I still do.
- Okay.

His fragrance can still be felt
in my breath.

Then?
- Then what.

Both our breaths were
entangled together. - Yes.

All differences were done away with.
- Yes.

And all that was left was porridge!
- Porridge?

Sorry, I got too emotional.

Sister-in-law, you are very mischievous.

You still haven't seen much.

Enough about me.

Tell me. How does he look?
- Who?

Your boyfriend.
- I don't have a boyfriend.

Wow. Now don't tell me. Liar.

Tell me, how does he look?

I really haven't met anyone yet.

And the boy should have things
that I like as well.

Like, tell me.

He should be a good cook.

He should have a good sense of humour.

He should be obviously handsome.

And he should talk poetically.

And if he comes in a cowboy costume,
then I will just...

You mean...
- Yes, absolutely.

And the most important thing.

He has to be an animal lover.
- Animal lover?

If you can't understand the
feelings of a speechless animal...

...then how can he understand
the feelings of humans?

Tell me.
- Yes.

You're absolutely right.

Give your sister-in-law a kiss
before going to bed.

Sister-in-law.

Good night.
- Good night.

Kalpana.
- Yes.

It's strange, but I feel you will
find your cowboy dream man tomorrow.

Really?
- Really.

Sister-in-law.
- Seriously.

Go, go and sleep.
- Good night.

Good night.

Parag. Parag.

This is it.

Bless you.

My God. Mr. Bhavesh.

Oh, my God, I don't believe my eyes.

Mr. Bhavesh Verma.

It's a dream come true.
- It's okay, relax.

No relax.

I started my own cookery class
after reading your books.

Chef.
- Really.

Yes. Sir, autograph please.

Oh, sure. Sure.

Pen.

Bless you, bless you.
- Thank you.

Mr. Verma, I didn't know
you were an animal lover.

You see, those who don't love animals...

...can't understand
the feelings of humans.

I love animals.
-

You see, they are not like us.

They are not deceitful or fake.

Whenever I watch those
beautiful colourful birds...

...soaring in the skies, I wish...

I wish, I could fly
in the sky as well.

You see, they don't
look for a chance to sing.

They don't look for logic to live.

And they don't look
for a reason to be happy.

But still, we look for them to eat.
- Shut up.

Excuse me. Excuse me, sorry.
- It's okay.

Seeing their innocence,
their chirping...

...I wish,
we could learn to love like them.

I love animals.
-

Excuse me, sir.
What is your favourite recipe?

Of course, of course. Let me think.

kebabs, mutton fried rice.

Fried pomfret pork chops,
beef steak, stuffed turkey.

Roasted duck.
- Duck.

You are an animal lover.
- Of course.

I meant they should be banned.

I am a pure vegetarian. You see.

I eat vegetables that die
and fall off the tree.

Such a nice thing to say.

Oh, my God, my idol.
My hero, he's a vegetarian.

It's okay, it's okay.

What are you doing?
- No more meat.

I won't eat meat any more.

Now I'll be a vegetarian as well.
- Okay.

Can I kiss your hands?
- Yes.

Can I suck your fingers?

Great cook. Great cook.

Okay, Security, security.

Cute dog.

'Chef! Cowboy!'

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Hi.
- Hello.

Kalpana.

Bhavesh. Bhavesh.

I just heard your conversation.
- Really.

I've realised that there are people
who think so high...

...about birds and animals.
-

God has given them this right.

And no human has the right to
take away this right from them.

Everyone doesn't
think the same things.

I don't think like everyone.

So, you're a chef.
- Yes, a simple one.

Seeing the reaction of your fans,
it doesn't seem so.

Where do you work?

Have you heard about
Hotel Intercontinental?

The manager there
is my friend's husband.

Take a right from there,
hotel Four Seasons.

On the beach road.

My friend is a receptionist there.
- Yes.

Take a left from there,
hotel Grand Hyatt.

Have you ever been there?
- No.

There. I work there as
the supervisor chef.

Seems like they pay very less.
- What?

Otherwise, you would have
asked me for coffee by now.

Would you like to have lunch?
- Lunch?

By the way, they pay me
a good salary.

Hi, there's good news for you.

The channel's creative head...

...just loved your
script-writing style.

He says, this should be
the way to write a script.

In fact, he has said that
if Kareena doesn't give...

...the next script, then his
job can be in trouble as well.

Oh.
- So?

So?
- So, he wants to meet you now, idiot.

Okay.

But the idiot...
- Papa, cool.

Okay, cool.

I am cool, always cool.

Hey, you...
- Papa.

Did you have any
difficulties on the way?

By the way,
I would suit more on this chair.

Those who wear traditional
don't talk about suits.

Idiot, I am asking you
to get off the chair.

Then sit on your chair.
- You do.

You do suit this chair.

You do suit it.

Be seated. Don't worry about me.
I can sit anywhere. Anywhere.

I've decided that you
should be given a chance.

Try. Chance.

I am ready to appoint you
as a temporary writer.

You are Pillai not Reddy,
but no thanks.

I want a permanent job
with a three-year contract.

I will take your neck...
- Papa, remember.

Doctor.
- Cool, cool.

I'll have your neck checked.

Such a sweet voice and neck.

But making you permanent
is a problem.

Okay, then I'll leave.

You suit, you are well suited
to become a permanent writer.

And the three year contract?
- That...

I'm leaving.
- I have to give it.

I had to give you that. Confirmed.

And...
- Something else?

Yes. I want to marry
your daughter Seema.

And I want to become the
president of this country.

What do you mean?
- Get out.

I am going, I am going.

Father, he's really going.
- Let him go.

If I leave, you'll lose your post.

Who told you that?

Seema, you. You too.

Father, I love him.
- But I don't love him.

He can't support a family.
- Sir, I will support her.

But you'll have to support
the rest of your family.

Quiet. See that, see that.

Father, please accept. Please.

Okay. You suit it.

What?
- You two are well suited.

Yes.

Bye.
- Bye.

Bye.
- Bye.

Bye.
- Bye, bye.

Bye, bye.

Bye.

What are you doing here?
- What are you doing?

I am seeing her off.
- This is wrong.

Wrong? I have been doing it
this way since I was a child.

How do you do it? Like this?

I don't mean this?
- Then?

I am talking about Kalpana.

We already have so many problems
and now you're adding more problems.

Look, Kalpana is
Mr. Ballu's sister-in-law.

But she is really amazing.

Look, we'll be caught.

You stupid, what are you
doing in my love story?

I was going home from the office.

And I got down from
the bus when I saw you.

Come on, let's board the bus again.

Where are you going?
- Don't you want to go home?

Like this?
Who'll do the get-up, your father?

Don't you dare drag my father in this?
- Why?

Because only I can do that.

And anyway, that get-up
will look very strange on him.

There's a call.
Hello, yes, Mr. Chow Chow.

I'll go change.

Clothes.
- Setting.

Sir, don't you worry,
I have seen the designs.

You've got nice muscles.
- Up or down.

What do you want?
- Rape.

We want to rape you.

You are such a foolish man.

You didn't have to take
such a lot of trouble.

Hand it over to me,
I'll take it home and use it.

We want to do it here, and not home.

How can I?

These creams, potions and facials
cannot be used publicly.

This is not an inauguration
of a beauty parlour.

It is not paste,
he's trying to say rape.

No, I am saying it.

You will rape me.

She looks happy.

She'll be even happier to
see my muscles. Come on.

Come on, take her.

Come on, let's go. Come on.
- Come on. We'll have fun.

This is the right place.

Leave me. Leave me.
Leave me. Leave me.

Look, no stranger has
ever touched me.

Is she regretting it
or encouraging us?

Leave me, let me go.

Leave me. Leave me, leave me.

Leave me, let me go.

How can we...
- No, don't say anything else.

You'll say something,
and it'll sound like something else.

Do you know what you did
during the last Holi ?

He told all the girls of his building...

"Can I smear colour on you?"

And it sounded like something else.

You know, they thrashed us so badly.

Didn't you feel ashamed
getting beaten up by women?

Shut up. You dare defame me
in front of a woman.

Don't you feel ashamed?
- Go outside and keep a watch.

Until then, I'll deal with her.
- No.

Okay.

Go.
- Come on.

Leave me, let me go.

Leave me.
- You don't know my power.

Hey, woman, get ready to celebrate
the nuptial night with me.

Beware, beware.
Don't you dare touch me!

What?
- I mean, don't touch.

But I can touch you.

No, no, no.

I'll lay down my life,
but I'll never sleep with you.

After you die,
you'll be useless to anyone.

Quiet.

You lustful man.
- You besmirched woman!

You dare hit me.
- Stop.

Sister-in-law. Are you fine?

Sister-in-law, have no fear
because your brother-in-law is here.

Hey, brother-in-law,
your intentions don't seem right.

Hit him, brother-in-law.

You want to rape her.

Save me. Save me.

Rape.

Save me.
- Hey.

Are you hurt?

Sit here.

You idiot.
- Hit him, Brother-in-law.

I won't spare you.

I won't spare you.
I won't spare you.

Brother-in-law!

You want to rape her.
You want to rape her.

You want to rape her.
You want to rape her.

Sister-in-law, are you fine?
-

Idiot, it's better if he rapes me.

Rape?
- Yes.

Those two goons wanted
to take advantage of me.

We'll deal with him.

Is this how you'll deal with him?

What could we do,
he would have found out.

And if he had found out

then we wouldn't have
been able to face anyone.

Relax, take a chill pill.

You are a man, why are you tense?

Do I look like a man?

Even my hormones
have started changing.

Hormones.
- And his Jayesh.

Did Jayesh come there to
save me or beat me up?

I didn't understand.

If he had raped me,
it would have pained less.

Forget it, you speak so much.

Anyway, guys, Mr. Ballu and Sweety
shouldn't know about this.

Unnecessarily, this
matter will get blown up.

And there will be a problem
which I don't want.

But what about that Ronnie?

We won't spare him.

He dare try to tarnish our honour.

Idiot.
- Fool.

Stupid!

You...

What is it?
- You are eating the apple.

Does it look like a watermelon?

No, actually, I can see
something else in the apple.

Worm.
- Half.

Yes.

Question. Where is the rest of it?

Answer.
The rest went into his stomach.

Kareena, where's Karishma?

Karishma, Karishma.

Karishma is vomiting.

Parikshit,
congratulations. Congratulations.

Thank you, thank you. What for?

Karishma is vomiting.
- So what? We'll get her treated.

What is there to be
so happy about it?

Kareena, Parikshit is going
to be a father.

What?
- What?

Father?
- Father?

Idiot
- Sister.

Sister.
- Sister. Sister.

Idiots.
- Idiots.

Come in. When did you arrive?

I just arrived. Move.

Come here, come here.
- What happened?

Sit, sit here.

It's such good news, Karishma.
-

How do I say it? How do I say it?
- Sister, say it.

It's wonderful news!
- Sister, but you have to say it.

Karishma.
- Yes, Sister.

It's wonderful news!
It's wonderful news!

It's wonderful news!
It's wonderful news!

It's wonderful news!
It's wonderful news!

It's wonderful news!
It's wonderful news!

It's wonderful news!
It's wonderful news! Listen to me.

Leave me.

Sister. Sister.
- Yes.

These men can never see women happy.

They always keep interfering.

Don't you dare interfere again!
Shut up, and be quiet.

Yes, Sister, what is it?

Karishma, a new guest is arriving
in this house.

Wow! New guest. Wow!
-

My God, it really is good news.

Congratulations. Congratulations.

If you really want to congratulate,
then congratulate him.

Him? Why?
- He's the father of the child.

Him.
- Yes.

You?
- Yes.

The father of the child?
- Yes.

Idiot, fool.

Aren't you ashamed?

You betrayed your own
- What are you saying, Karishma?

Sister, just think.
- Yes.

When Ballu finds out about the child
what will his plight be.

What can happen to him?

Hearing about the child,
he'll dance with joy.

Mr. Ballu will dance
with joy upon hearing...

...that Parikshit is
the father of your child?

No. This is injustice.
You'll make the mistake...

...and a helpless woman like me
has to bear the brunt.

Helpless woman.
- Yes.

You were vomiting, you are pregnant.

What?
- Yes.

Pregnant.
- Yes.

Me... me... me...
- Yes, you.

You're pregnant like every
normal woman in the world.

Now, relax, and Parikshit,
look after her.

Until then, I'll inform
the entire neighbourhood.

Sister. Sister.
- No, no.

Sister.
- Sister. Sister. - Sister.

Why am I talking like this?

Helpless.
You've got yourself in a fix now.

It's wonderful news!
It's wonderful news!

Go vomit.

I didn't know that she'll take the
wrong meaning of my vomiting.

Why is this happening with me?
Why is everyone after me?

Someone wants to rape me
and someone is declaring me pregnant.

Listen, let's go and tell sister...

...that I am not pregnant,
it's because of the worm in the apple.

Go and tell him right now.
- Hold on.

Jayesh, now, it's your turn.

Wow, it's really wonderful.

Sweety gave me such good news.

You made me really happy.

Congratulations. Congratulations.

Congratulations. Congratulations.
- Listen, Mr. Ballu.

You don't have to worry about anything.
Karishma is our responsibility now.

We'll take care of everything.

Mr. Ballu, listen to me.
- We'll look after her every minute.

Don't worry about the money.

Your elder brother is
there to support you.

Mr. Ballu tell him.

Mr. Ballu, listen to us...

Ballu, let's go.
- Let's go.

Yes.
- Where do we have to go?

You forgot, didn't you?

We've have to go to the Gurudwara
and pray for Karishma's child.

It's a wonderful day today.

You have to observe a fast.
- Yes, I remember.

It's a wonderful day today.

Lord has blessed us with his grace.

You know, Kalpana has said
that she has chosen her life partner.

And then I was told that soon...

...a small child will be
arriving in this house.

But Mr. Ballu...

We could never become parents.

For years, this house remained lonely.

We could never imagine...

....that we'll hear the giggling
of a child in this house.

God is so unique. He is so unique.

He sent this couple here
and fulfilled my desire.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

Come on Ballu, after the Gurudwara...

...we've to go for wife-swapping.
- What?

She means wife's shopping.

It means the same.
- It doesn't mean the same, it's wrong.

Come on, we're leaving.

Bye.
- Bye.

You just watch,
we'll all rot in hell.

Hi, Parikshit.
- Hi, Sister Sweety. Good morning.

Good morning.
There's someone here to meet you.

Me?
- Yes, look.

Hi.
- Hi.

How come you are here?
- I was just passing by.

I thought why don't we go to
the office together.

Of course, that's perfectly fine.

It's good,
I was on my way to the office.

Let's go, come on.

Let's go, please.

How am I looking?
- Different.

Shall we go?
- Just different.

Beautifully different.
Nice, isn't it?

Come on, let's go.
- What is this, Parikshit?

Your friend has come home
for the first time...

...introduce her to Karishma.

Who's Karishma
- Karishma, doesn't matter. Come on.

Hi, everyone.

Good morning, Sister.
- Good morning, Jayesh.

It seems, I've never seen you before.

You?
- Aarti.

I am Jayesh, Pari's cousin.
- Nice to meet you.

Same here.

Pari, did you
introduce her to Karishma?

Why are you all so adamant
about introducing her to Karishma?

Come on, please.

When everyone is insisting so much
then introduce me to Karishma.

By the way, who is this Karishma?

Maid. Maid?
- Maid?

Maid?

Bye. Bye-bye.

I was just saying bye to them.

Please, come on.
- Bye.

Listen. What about my bye?

She's Karishma.

Greetings.
- Greetings.

Mrs. Karishma Pandey,
Parikshit's wife.

Aarti, congratulate them.

She's expanding.

She's pregnant.
She's going to be a mother.

It wasn't planned.

And the father.
- Guess who?

Parikshit.

Pari, be back soon.

I feel very scared these days.

You You'll definitely go to hell.

Look, ma'am, I am sorry.

I didn't want to hurt you.

It was not intentional.

Actually, we got married so suddenly...

...that I couldn't invite you.

Okay, I'll give you a special treat
tomorrow, for my marriage.

Okay, when I have a daughter...

...I'll give you the first invitation
for her first birthday.

What's the problem?

Aren't you happy that I am married?

You don't like my wife, Karishma?

What's the problem?

I'll tell you what the problem is?

You are not happy.

And you can never be.

Because you love me.

And I am not asking you this,
I am telling you.

Because love is something
that you can't hide.

These drenched eyes,
sulking face, broken heart.

You can't hide them.

And one more thing,
for your kind information.

I am not married.

And the one you saw was
my friend Bhavesh Verma.

He's a guy, a boy.

He's been acting as
my wife for many days now.

But there's nothing
else we could have done.

We had no other option.
We were helpless.

Look, Arpita,
if you still think I cheated you, then...

Do you have a handkerchief?
- Yes.

How many?
- One. But why?

One handkerchief won't be sufficient.

I feel like crying a lot.
- No.

Please forgive me.

I doubted my Tommy sorry,
I doubted you.

Please forgive me.
I am really sorry.

It's okay.

"Lord be praised."

"Lord be praised."

"Lord be praised."

"Your image dwells in my eyes."

"I've never seen such a beauty."

"Your image dwells in my eyes."

"I've never seen such a beauty."

"Simplicity in your voice."

"Glitter in your eyes."

"I might just go crazy."

"Lord be praised."

"Lord be praised."

"Lord be praised."

"Lord be praised."

"Lord be praised."

"Lord be praised."

"Lord be praised. Lord be praised."

"When I see her eyes, I fanaticize."

"And criticize my love."

"So beautiful you.
What can I do?"

"You know it girl. It comes alive
in my heart and in my mind."

"Having you back living on my mind.
How can I feel, it's all mine."

"Seeing your grace and beauty."

"The moon feels shy of you, by God."

"By God, of you."

"By God, of you."

"Seeing your grace and beauty."

"The moon feels shy of you, by God."

"By God, of you. By God, of you."

"Don't praise me so much."

"I know what your desire is."

"I am floored by you."

"You are my life."

"You're the unique creation of God."

"You are so enchanting."

"I might just go crazy."

"Lord be praised."

"Lord be praised."

"Lord be praised."

"Lord be praised."

"Let me take you in my arms.
Mesmerise you with the charms."

"Take you up and take you down.
Make the heart go round and round."

"Baby, come close to me.
The magic that you'll see."

"I'll love you.
I'll stay with you whatever you do."

"My attitude, my grace
is most enthralling."

"The entire world looks at me.
I am the most beautiful."

"I am the most beautiful."

"I am the most beautiful."

"My attitude,
my grace is most enthralling."

"The entire world looks at me.
I am the most beautiful."

"I am the most beautiful."

"Since I've seen you."

"I've lost my senses."

"I've forsaken the entire world."

"And chosen you."

"The restlessness is growing."

"Our love says just one thing."

"I might just go crazy."

"Lord be praised."

"Lord be praised."

"Lord be praised."

"Lord be praised."

"Lord be praised."

"Lord be praised."

"Lord be praised."

"Lord be praised."

That means, you are Karishma.

And he's...
- Kareena.

I can't believe that
I couldn't recognise you.

I don't know whether my get-up
was nice or was it my fate?

But that is what has happened.

We've decided that we'll tell Mr. Ballu
and Sweety everything today.

Yes. And they can punish us
in any way they wish to.

But we can't play
with their emotions.

Come on, let's tell Mr. Ballu
and sister Sweety everything.

Hang on, guys, hang on.

You can hurt them directly like this.

You'll have to tell them
that whatever you did...

...was your helplessness,
and not your will.

But we will have to tell them.

How do we tell them?
- Do something about it.

Come up with a story,
take someone's name, tell them a story.

Do anything,
but just don't hurt them.

You are right.

First, we'll need to
show them a small trailer...

...and then the entire film.

Come on.

Hey, aren't you going to change
your get-up?

Go change.

These women turned out to be men.

I'll take care of them right away.

You got naked publicly.
Is this how you change clothes?

Yes. I didn't know that
the lift was transparent.

Transparent. Come on.
You keep doing something or the other.

Hello, Ronnie.

Let's go.

Oh!

Ah!

Ouch!

Ronnie, you.

So, he's Ronnie.

You punched him, didn't you?
- Yes.

But he doesn't reform.
I will have to hit him again.

Yes. This is just like inviting people.
Some people are so stubborn.

I guess he was born naked.
-

Why do you laugh?

I'll make small, small, small...

Small pieces of you,
and make minced-meat out of you.

Ballu and Sweety
are not alone now, get that.

Yes. We are together.

And together,
we'll teach you a lesson.

Why do you...
- What are you doing?

You dare raise your hands on a woman.
- Yes.

Don't you feel ashamed?

You are a man, so, fight with a man.
- Yes, go on.

He's a man too.

No, she has such beautiful tresses.

Oh God, Karishma.

Karishma, when did you get this done?

This When did you Why?
- Why?

Pretending to be innocent.

Madonna's mother's wig is in my hand.

Oh, my God, what has...

Take a look.

This is the truth about
your lovable paying guests.

Mr. Ballu Singh, they are all frauds.

They were going to make a fool of you
and plunder the entire house.

Mr. Ballu, trust me, please.

We were going to tell you the truth.

We gave you a place in our hearts

and not just in this house.
My heart.

I loved you more than
my younger brothers.

What did you get?

What did you get by doing this?

What did you get by
mocking my emotions?

You played with our emotions
just for the sake of your own interest.

You should have felt ashamed.

You should have been
afraid of the Lord.

You must have thought that they
are fools, emotional and stupid.

Let's please him with fake emotions
and pillage him.

You mocked my love.

It's wrong. It's wrong.

Sister, please try to understand...
- Stop it.

I don't want to hear
this word from you.

Sister-in-law, kin will always be kin
and strangers will always be strangers.

And they are a good examples of it.

Hey, you.

Yes.

Enough of your family drama.

Here's the paper, get it signed.

Here.
- What is it?

Brother, it's the restaurant papers.

Can't you do such a small thing
for your younger brother?

Come on, sign the papers.
- Okay.

No, Mr. Ballu

This entire problem is
because of my restaurant.

Tell me where I have to sign.
- Here.

Mr. Ballu, please,
please, listen to us.

You can punish us
in any way you want.

But please don't do this.

Mr. Ballu, this
restaurant belongs to your father.

And you told us that he
built it with such hard work.

Please, don't give it
to these goons.

Who did you call a goon?
- Sorry.

You goon...
- Idiot, fool.

You moron, idiot.
- You idiot. Rotten egg.

I am done.
- Shut up.

Run.
- Where?

Hey. Not you us.

Run.

What are you looking at?

Catch them.

Yes, Mr. Chhabria, don't worry.

I know you've invested a
large amount in this show.

I promise you.

No, don't worry. I know this
is my first and the last chance.

It will be a big hit.

Salim. Do you know
who you are talking to?

I know who I am talking to.

I am talking to an arrogant father...

...who is trying to suppress me,
using his powers...

...of an emperor, but in vain.
- Salim.

Your raised voice cannot
made me change my mind.

Your reign, your Mughal orders....

...can change the fate of people.

But they cannot suppress love.

Either you'll write the saga
of your defeat with our blood...

...or love will be victorious once again.

Only the masses of India have the right
to decide the fate of India.

And not the love of
some ordinary dancer...

...that sways for a few silver coins.

Salim, swords write the sagas of war.

They don't decide the
fate of love or the country.

Summon Anarkali.

The director has
changed Anarkali again.

What are you saying?
- Yes.

Help.
- Quiet, insolent servant.

Come to your senses,
you are in the presence of the emperor.

And accept your crimes.

Do you love, Salim?
- No. I love Jayesh.

What are you saying, Anarkali?

Who is Jayesh?
- Continue.

I am the king of Lanka, Jayesh.

I mean, the king of Lanka.

What's Ravan doing in Mughal-e-Azam?
- Must be a special appearance.

No one can stop Anarkali and Ravan.

Yes, you can.

Anarkali, give me
the restaurant papers.

Give me the papers.

.
- Everyone is standing in their place.

I am taking your name.

Why are you defaming me?
- Samba.

Samba!

Ravan, darling.

Heads up.
- Samba.

One man and ten heads.
It's great injustice.

Chief, it must be very difficult
for him to go to discos as well.

Why?
- 2000 per head.

He has ten heads.

Give me the papers.

Have no fear, because
Spidey's here. Spiderman.

Who is he?
- Until I am alive

no one can touch my friend, Ravan.

Salim.
- What is this Salim, all the while?

Anarkali, let's go from here.

The situation here
has become very bad.

.

No one will go out of here.
Only these papers will go out of here.

You idiot.

These papers are mine.
- Mine.

Mine.
- Mine.

Whose?
- Yours.

"Why just the heart, ask for my life."

She's mopping the floor.

Mughal maid.

You know I like maids.

Maid.

Listen carefully, I am Umrao Jaan.

Where are your ears?

I think she wants to tell me
a secret in my ears.

Run.

I am not Jignesh Shah,
nor Kalpesh Shah.

I am not Ritesh Shah
or Naseeruddin Shah.

- No.

Who is he?

By relation, I am your father.

And my name is Shahenshah.

Another one.
That means I have two fathers.

Mother betrayed me.
- Me too.

Who are you?
- Osama.

Who is Osama?

I suggest, you give him
your address

he'll send two planes
and answer your questions.

That Osama. Greetings, Brother.
- Greetings. Whoever you are.

Enough of your drama.

Ronnie, take the papers
and come here.

Osama.

Who is it now?

Didn't you get an idea
from the camera treatment...

...it's definitely a TV serial character.

Who are you?
- Tulsi.

Whose?
- Yours.

And why did you come
in the royal court?

Osama, give me the papers.

You can't do anything.

Why do you interfere
in such trivial issues?

By killing her,
you'll become a serial killer.

It's no use, Osama. She'll not die.

She's been like this for
the last 5000 episodes.

I have not come alone.
I've brought Ba's old fish.

I've brought your permanent enemy along.

Gabbar.
- Thakur and a Sardar.

This is too much. Too much.

He's Ballu Singh.
- Ballu Singh.

You're right.

Return the restaurant papers to me,
Gabbar.

If you wanted the
restaurant papers...

...then why sign them
in the first place?

Because I became emotional.

But I've realised my mistake.

And I've realised who's on my side,
and who's not.

What is your name? Osama.

Give me the papers.

And all of you come with me.
- What are you saying?

This is not a stroll in the park?

Can you see this gun?

No one should move.

Who are you, madam?
- Goddess of flowers.

Goddess of flowers?
- Phoolan Devi.

It's the same thing, Ballu.
- They don't know.

Quickly, give me your gun
and the restaurant papers.

Hey, Phoolan, what's the hurry?

First deal with Rana.

Gun, and give me the papers.

Sister Sweety,
don't give them the papers.

I am here.

Give them the papers.

What can I do? Give it.
-

I told you to give the papers to them.
Give it.

You fool.
- You don't know my power.

Why do you always talk about your power?
Tell me your power.

Right eye, minus 2.5.
Left eye, minus 5.

Mr. Ballu, what we did
was our helplessness.

Won't you ever forgive us? Sister?

We did lie to you.

But our relation with you
was not a fake one.

Believe us.

Until we lived in this house,
we considered this our own house...

...and you all as our family.

Mr. Ballu, what we did was wrong.
But we are not wrong people.

Ballu...
- Sweety, they are all fools. All of them.

Okay, I'll forgive you
on one condition.

What?

You'll have to fulfil the
dreams of a small child...

...that you showed us.

No, Mr. Ballu, this dream
can never be fulfilled.

Why?

I can never be a mother.

But you can become a father.

Of course.
- Of course.

Won't your children
be our children as well?

Yes.

How nice. How nice.

Hey, stop.

Don't you want to get married first?

Mr. Ballu, we thought,
until we get married...

...in the meanwhile why don't we fulfil
your dream of a child.

Stupid.

"Who's Jill? Bring him up."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water."

"Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling after."

"Jump. Jump."

"Everybody come and jump with me."

"Jump. Jump."

"Everybody come and move with me."

"Jump. Jump."

"Come on, jump. Jump."

"Savour this youth."

"It doesn't stay forever."

"Let's have fun."

"Let's have a blast."

"Don't fear the world."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water."

"Jack fell down, and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling after."

"Jack and Jill, watch you people
went up the hill."

"To give another glamorous thrill.
Move it down to the sound."

"Come on, Jump. Jump. Jump. Jump."

"Everybody come and jump with me."

"Come on, Jump. Jump. Jump. Jump."

"Everybody come and move with me."

"When I look at you."

"Something happens."

"When I hold your hands."

"Why do I feel."

"We are coming closer."

"Don't fear the world.
Come, let's just chill."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water."

"Jack fell down, and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling after."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill."

"Paying guest."