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( buzzer sounds )
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$10, please.
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Oh, man.
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Sleep, little dumpling.
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I have replaced your mother!
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( mechanical whirring )
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Aww.
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Oh, my God!
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Robot deely-boppers!
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And there's a robot
scratching post!
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FRY:
You should try it out, Bender.
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Please, I have
some dignity.
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( deely-boppers sproinging )
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Ladies and gentlemen
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my killbot features Lotus Notes
and a machine gun.
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It is the finest available.
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Like fun it is,
you glass-headed wallaby!
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No one calls me that!
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I'm having at you!
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Wernstrom!
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( grunting and yelling )
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Such senseless aggression.
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Come on, let's go
for a paddleboat ride.
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( grunting excitedly )
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The secret was scratching
really, really hard!
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( gulping )
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ANNOUNCER:
And now, the woman who "Mom"-
opolizes the robot industry...
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MAN IN AUDIENCE:
I get it!
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MAN 2:
Oh, now I get it.
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Hello, dearies.
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( crowd cheering )
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MAN 3:
Whoo! I love that old bat!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
for the 17th year in a row
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the future of robotics
has arrived.
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Boys?
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I give you... Robot 1-X!
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Ow!
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Oh.
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( crowd oohing and aahing )
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( camera shutters clicking )
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Neat.
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Quite frankly, Robot 1-X
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will put all my previous
models to shame.
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Incidentally, would one
of my previous models
mind coming up here?
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Right here.
I'm coming.
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Come on, baby.
I'll do it.
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Jerk.
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( grunts )
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I'm your top-of-the-line, Mom.
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( gulping )
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Notice that this
obsolete robot
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runs on alcohol
and emits pollution
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whereas Robot 1-X
runs on pollution
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and emits pure oxygen
with a fresh pine scent.
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( huge belch )
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( suction noise )
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( quiet air hiss )
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Man, that smells great!
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Now let's see how both robots
do at a typical household task:
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sorting a jar of pocket change.
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Task completed.
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Total value: four dollars,
73 cents and one Albanian Lek.
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Very good, Robot 1-X.
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And you, bending unit?
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Uh, I never
got the change.
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( sneaky chuckle )
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( sotto voce ):
Suckers.
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Presenting
Mom's Friendly Robots!
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Ow!
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( applause and cheers )
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That new robot
is great, huh?
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He sure made me look
like a pile of crap.
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Indeed. That's why
I bought one to help
around the office.
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( gasping )
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Let's try him out.
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Robot 1-X, can you clean
Nibbler's stanky litter box?
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I can and will.
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Hey, I could've done that
if you'd asked me!
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I asked you
five minutes ago.
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( kissing sound )
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You call that a kiss?
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I'll show you!
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Come here, Nibbler!
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( loud kissing noises )
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( Nibbler chittering )
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Oh, look, Bender,
if you want something to do
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stop making out
and give us a hand.
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Here. Go up on the roof
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and install
this fake satellite dish
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so we can impress the neighbors.
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Yes, sir! I'm on it!
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Oh, and have Robot 1-X
help you.
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Gah!
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( droning )
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Get out of here, freshman!
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I don't need your help.
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Our owners asked me
to assist you.
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Yeah? Well, assist this!
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( grunts )
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( yelling )
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Heeeelp!!
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( growls )
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When I screamed help,
I didn't mean you!
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I apologize.
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However, I was able
to do your job
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before I saved your life.
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( loud clunking )
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Don't mind me.
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I'm just saving you the trouble
of throwing me away.
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Spleesh! Mell out, Bender.
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Come watch some TV.
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( grunting )
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I can't; I'm stuck in the can.
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Well, ask Robot 1-X
to pull you out.
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Never!
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Why can't you accept his help?
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I hate him!
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But he's just a tool
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to make your life easier.
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Like a socket wrench
or a burglar's kit.
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I can't ask for
his help because...
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Yes?
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( whispering ):
I'm scared of him.
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( cracking up )
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Oh, sorry.
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Well, then, there's
only one solution.
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You need an upgrade
to make you
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compatible with Robot
1-X's new technology.
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( gasping ):
An upgrade?!
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But I thought we all agreed
I was perfect!
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Fry, didn't we agree
I was perfect?
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Oh, yeah, no,
you're pretty perfect.
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Pretty perfect?
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So, you do think
I need an upgrade.
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Yes, for God's sakes, yes!
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Fine. I'll be back
in a few days.
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Man, I hate
those new 1-X robots.
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I'd like to stab 'em.
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Give 'em some of these!
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( grunting and yelling )
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Yeah! Right on, nutcake!
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Parole officer says
I got to upgrade
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or he won't give me
back my stabbin' knife.
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But it's no big.
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I bate those 1-Xs so much
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I know it won't affect me.
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Death to the 1-X robots!
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( electrical crackling )
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I love those magnificent
1-X robots!
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The 1-X robots are my friends.
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W-W-Wait! What happened
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to your enthusiasm
for stabbing them?
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I'm past that.
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Later, blood!
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It's like he's
not him anymore.
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You took away
his robo-humanity!
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( mechanical whirring )
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( electrical crackling )
( screaming )
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I changed my mind!
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( Bender screaming in distance )
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( scream grows louder )
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Ooh!
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( shorebirds squawking )
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Yeah, I did it!
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I escaped!
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But to what kind of a life?
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( loud squawk )
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I'm too scared
to get the upgrade
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but I can't face my friends
again without it.
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( sobbing )
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And so, I set sail
for unknown shores.
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Oh, merciful Poseidon, take pity
on this mechanical mariner!
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( thunder rumbling )
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Oh, geez.
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( thunder crashing )
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( screaming )
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Curse you, merciful Poseidon!
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Boy, what is the deal
with the ocean?
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A tropical island, huh?
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Well, I've washed up
in worse places.
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Okay, first up, I'm gonna
need to build a shelter.
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There.
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Well, I guess
I'll go out for a while.
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Damn! One rock short of rescue.
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( foghorn sound )
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( foghorn sound )
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( foghorn sound sputters )
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Oop, low on power.
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( chuckles )
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Better fuel up.
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Ah, no!
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Guess I'll do what I always do
when I run out of booze.
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( wailing sobs )
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Okay, don't panic.
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I've got these yams.
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I'll just make
some yam schnapps.
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Hmm...
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( bees buzzing )
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( angry snort )
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Hey, I should be mad at you!
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Now turn around.
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( drunken muttering )
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( gibbering )
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( Bender gasps )
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Beer!
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( straining )
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( quacks )
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Ow!
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( clunk )
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( whir and clunk )
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( weak moans )
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( worried muttering )
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( jungle drums beating )
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( rhythmic chanting )
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Ow!
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( mechanical screeching )
( cymbal banging )
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( gagging )
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00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,938
Who are you
and why should I care?
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Side A: We're a community
of outdated robots
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who refused to upgrade
and came here;
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Side B: ...to live
a simpler existence
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free of technology.
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A working cartridge unit?
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Wow, you guys went obsolete
years ago.
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Your mother.
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What Cartridge Unit means
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is the very things
that make us obsolete
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also make us unique.
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I, for example, need to keep
refilling my water wheel
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or I'll power down forever.
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( creaks )
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Oh, God,
I'll never make it this time!
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This is the end!
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Anyway, we like it here.
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Like you have a choice.
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So what's your problem?
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Not enough...
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Memory?
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00:12:00,352 --> 00:12:02,389
Oh, great.
Now I remember that word
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00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:04,157
but I forgot my wife's face.
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Oh, God, no!
I want to live!
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( water splashing )
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If you'd like,
you're welcome
to join our society.
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Look, no offense
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but I need technology
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especially e-mail
and snowmobiles
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and television.
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Without television
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how will I know
what's buzz-worthy?
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Why would you want to watch TV
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when you can watch a snail crawl
for hours on end?
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That's the dumbest thing
I've ever heard.
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Oh, man, he's never going to
make it over that next pebble.
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Wait... wait...
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Oh, my God! He made it!
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Yeah, way to go!
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Woo-hoo!
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That was
the greatest thing ever.
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Let's party.
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* I'm all right
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( humming along )
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* Nobody's worried about me...
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Yeah, baby, come on!
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Where did you
get that CD?
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It's one of my ten
desert island discs.
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I never really thought
I'd get to use them
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but look at me now.
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* Ooh, yeah, baby,
do-do that dance *
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* Do-do-do-do-
do-do-do-do... *
270
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,851
CDs are unnatural.
271
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,854
Why don't you just listen
to the ocean?
272
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,687
Which ocean? That ocean?
273
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,892
( surf roaring )
274
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:15,562
Wow. It's like the Earth making
sweet, salty love to itself
275
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,663
while all the fish groove on it.
276
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:20,833
So much for this garbage.
277
00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:23,470
( grunting )
278
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:26,338
Take that, Beethoven,
you deaf bastard.
279
00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,376
Bang, bang, bang.
280
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:34,213
You sure got this
life thing figured out,
cymbal-banging monkey.
281
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:35,883
Hi, Bender.
282
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,484
We know how much
you miss technology
283
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,519
so we brought you this
washing machine
284
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:40,552
that drifted ashore.
285
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,221
( gasps )
286
00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:47,894
Ooh, I'm going to wash
my linen so hard...
287
00:13:55,567 --> 00:13:58,105
( chirping )
288
00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:00,706
( snorting )
289
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,378
( grunting )
290
00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:07,547
( water splashing )
291
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,753
I don't understand.
Huh?
292
00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:15,956
Wretched technology
has brought me
293
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,289
nothing but misery.
294
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:22,695
But, Bender,
you are a technology.
295
00:14:22,794 --> 00:14:25,432
You're the most advanced thing
on this entire island.
296
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,633
Oh, it's true.
297
00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:30,437
I am a hideous triumph
of form and function...
298
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,373
but not for long.
299
00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:35,042
( banging )
BENDER:
Ow! Ooh! Ee!
300
00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:36,143
Oh, my ass!
301
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,576
Oh! Ow, that hurts.
302
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:38,979
Oh, ooh...
303
00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:42,982
LISA:
The downgrade is complete.
304
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,990
Behold my handcrafted purity.
305
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:54,394
The modern world can bite
my splintery, wooden ass.
306
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,895
Ah...
307
00:14:56,996 --> 00:15:00,267
Welcome to your new life
of simple tranquillity.
308
00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:02,168
( blows raspberry ):
Forget that.
309
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:05,471
I say the whole world must learn
of our peaceful ways...
310
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,974
by force.
311
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:07,807
( all gasp )
312
00:15:09,841 --> 00:15:11,278
What?!
313
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:13,745
We're going back
to civilization
314
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,782
to wage war
on technology!
315
00:15:15,881 --> 00:15:18,451
What?!
316
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,357
( surf roaring )
317
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,129
BENDER:
Row, comrades, row!
318
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,465
We'll soon stage an attack
on technology
319
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:35,668
worthy of being chronicled
in an anthem by Rush.
320
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,870
We've been sailing
for three weeks.
321
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:41,207
Maybe I should check
our position with the periscope.
322
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,143
Aye-yo!
323
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:46,013
Mirrors reflecting mirrors!
324
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,647
Hi-tech sorcery!
325
00:15:47,746 --> 00:15:48,947
Sorcery, I say!
326
00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:52,019
( grunting )
327
00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:54,553
Did you see anything?
328
00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:56,188
Yep, we're there.
329
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:57,856
Prepare to surface!
330
00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:06,365
And now technology shall taste
the lash of the hickory switch!
331
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,251
( grunts )
332
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:26,753
( grunting )
333
00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:45,272
( kids crying )
334
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:46,505
( chuckles )
335
00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:50,376
Technology is defeated.
336
00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:53,679
Let us return to the island
and celebrate by counting rocks.
337
00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:55,715
Yes!
Yay!
338
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:57,183
Whoa, whoa.
339
00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:59,086
No one wants
to count rocks
more than me
340
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,187
but our mission
is not complete.
341
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:04,022
Not so long as Robot 1-X
torments me
342
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,692
with his obvious superiority.
343
00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:07,727
Ready the catapult,
Sinclair!
344
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:13,099
BENDER:
Aim for their power lines.
345
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,134
They're the devil's veins
346
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:17,369
and electricity is his blood.
347
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:20,073
Bender, if we don't survive
the attack
348
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,108
I want you to know I love you.
349
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:23,242
Okay, fine.
350
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,111
Fire!
351
00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:32,384
Oh, I'm blind!
352
00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:34,121
Professor,
we have no power.
353
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:35,822
What do you mean,
no power?
354
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,490
We're living
in the future.
355
00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:39,991
I'd better light some candles.
356
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:47,267
Friends, I've come to free you
from your complicated lives!
357
00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:50,068
Free you from the
complicated part,
I mean
358
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,403
not the lives part.
359
00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:53,673
Oh, Lord, he's made of wood.
360
00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:54,973
What now, Bender?
361
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,343
I got a downgrade.
362
00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:58,744
I'm a steam-powered
wooden robot
363
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,613
just as nature intended.
364
00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:03,583
Therefore, I must kill
Robot 1-X.
365
00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:05,152
That's just stupid.
366
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:10,257
Does Mr. Bender wish me
to destroy myself?
367
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:12,491
I don't need your charity.
368
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,693
Target Robot 1-X and fire.
369
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:15,694
( catapult clacks )
370
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:19,365
( stone whistling )
371
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:30,477
You wanged my ship,
you walnut-paneled idiot!
372
00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:32,345
Try again, Sinclair!
373
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,614
I said target Robot 1-X.
374
00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:36,115
Who's Robot 1-X? Launching!
375
00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:37,150
( catapult clacks )
376
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:40,952
( stone whistling )
377
00:18:41,052 --> 00:18:45,525
So, I guess everything
worked out fine.
378
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,160
( screaming )
379
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:50,730
( all yelling )
380
00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:53,400
Great, now we're being crushed.
381
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,405
Help us, wooden Bender!
382
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,578
Ah! Those guys hate fire!
383
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,079
I got to do something.
384
00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:19,025
What the...? Termites?!
385
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,528
Well, I don't need legs
to save my friends.
386
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:24,029
I'll just use
the old extenso-matic arms.
387
00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:29,602
Bender, hurry!
This fuel's expensive!
388
00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:31,403
Also, we're dying!
389
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,373
I'm a-coming.
390
00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:35,741
( grunting )
391
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:44,550
Ow! Lousy primitive body!
392
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:47,185
Oh, why didn't I get
that upgrade?
393
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,556
I'm an outdated piece of junk.
394
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,423
Sir, might I recommend...?
395
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:52,858
You shut up!
396
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:55,728
No, wait. I can use you
as a tool to save my friends
397
00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:57,297
and I'll still be the hero
398
00:19:57,396 --> 00:19:59,432
who everyone says
how great he was.
399
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,732
How may I help you?
400
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,134
Ah! Save my friends!
401
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,804
Ah! And Zoidberg!
402
00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:07,773
( whirring )
403
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,041
( whooshing )
404
00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:16,449
( all sigh )
405
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:20,287
Look, my hair got singed
into an even cuter do.
406
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:21,887
Hey, where's Bender?
407
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:22,954
Down here.
408
00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:25,223
( gasps )
409
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,558
I'm so sorry, guys.
410
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,327
I never meant to hurt you.
411
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:31,096
Just to destroy everything
you ever believed in.
412
00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:34,267
Well, at least you saved us
from... uh... you.
413
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:37,836
Thank God you finally overcame
your incompatibility
414
00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:38,971
with Robot 1-X.
415
00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:41,173
Oh, yeah,
we were totally in sync.
416
00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:42,909
I was, like, "Save them."
417
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,676
And he was all, "No problem."
418
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:45,978
And then he did it.
419
00:20:46,077 --> 00:20:47,447
This new technology is great.
420
00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:50,517
I love those
magnificent 1-X robots.
421
00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:53,085
The 1-X robots are my friends.
422
00:20:53,184 --> 00:20:56,423
It's like his personality
is totally different now.
423
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:59,459
Oh, maybe this upgrade
isn't such a good idea.
424
00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:03,363
I'd like to give Robot 1-X
a big smooch on the...
425
00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:05,196
Hey, what's the dealio?
426
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:06,465
Your upgrade is complete.
427
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:09,035
But I destroyed the technology
of the world.
428
00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:12,338
I ran on the beach and felt
the sand between my footcups.
429
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,707
Everyone experiences the upgrade
differently.
430
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:17,143
Woof. If that stuff
wasn't real
431
00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:19,878
how can I be sure
anything is real?
432
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:22,382
Is it not possible--
nay, probable--
433
00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:25,151
that my whole life
is just a product
434
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:27,819
of my or someone else's
imagination?
435
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,056
No. Get out. Next.
436
00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:42,669
Well, I guess reality
is what you make of it.
437
00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:46,005
( happy whistling )
438
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:48,875
Yep. Oh, thanks, baby.
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