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[ Man ] One, two. One, two, three.
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Yes. Good thing I noticed
the similar shapes.
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[ Hermes ] Planet Express stockholders, I present our Chief Executive Officer,
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth!Oh?
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[ Cheering ]There he is!
Take it off!
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W-Where am I?Move forward!
Walk into the light!
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Oh, God! I'm dead!
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Well, no matter.
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Thank you all for coming.
I don't recognize any of you,
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nor can I recall
why I am here.
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Now, without further ado,
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a film highlighting
Planet Express, Inc.'s...
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latest fiscal year.[ Applause ]
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[ Man Narrating ]
Planet Express is on the move!
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For this hip,
young delivery company,
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tomorrow is today,
and today is yesterday.
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You heard me.
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It was a year
of soaring profits...
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and significant
one-time losses.
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Psst! Watching myself work
is making me hungry.
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Help me find
some food somewhere.
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I'll not only help you find it,
I'll help you do more to it.
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[ Keyboard
Clacking ][ Giggles ]
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Ooh, a bot-mitzvah!
Shalom hunger.
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Shalom free food.
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No shellfish![ High-pitched Yelp ]
That is so unfair.
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[ Snort ]
Tell me about it.
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♪♪ [ Klezmer ] [ Partyers Chattering ]
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So, what's the deal?
You guys don't believe
in Robot-Jesus?
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We believe he was built,
and that he was a very
well-programmed robot.
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But he wasn't
our Messiah.
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[ Narrator ]
And so our company
flames onwards.
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Planet Express!
Limitless potential,
boundless horizons!
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The unstoppable juggernaut
of the corporate universe!
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It's been a terrible year,
people.
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The company is on the verge
of bankruptcy.
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[ Collective Gasp ]Oh, no.
But the movie--
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Was a substantial loss
for the company.[ Pointer Beeps ]
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The blue pie slice represents
the money we earned
from shipping packages,
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while the green slice
represents an $8.00 bank error
in our favor.
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This toads the wet sprocket.
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- What about our thousands
of shares of stock?
- Worthless.
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I'll kill you!I own one share
of Planet Kajigger,
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so I'm entitled
to some answers.
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Question one:
Why does no one visit me
in my home?
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'Cause your apartment smells
like Poly Grip and cat pee!
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[ Fry Gasps ] This is perfect for me!
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Question. Do you have
to have been cryogenically
frozen to get the free--
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[ Groans ]
You didn't let me finish!
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I was going to say
"to get the free food!"
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[ Voracious Munching ]
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My name's Joe,
and I'm a defrostee.[ Group ] Hello, Joe.
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When I was frozen,
giant carrots ruled the Earth.
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But now they don't.
It takes some getting used to.
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Back in the 1980s,
I was the toast
of Wall Street.
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I was havin'
whiskey with Boesky
and cookies with Milken.
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But then,
I was diagnosed with
terminal bone-itis.
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Bone-itis?
[ Sputtering Laugh ]
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That's a funny name
for a horrible disease.
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There was no cure
at the time.
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One drug company was close,
but I arranged...
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a hostile takeover
and sold off all the assets.
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Made a cool hundred mil.
[ Laughs, Coughs ]
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Naturally, I froze myself
until a cure was found.
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And now here I am,
ready to sleaze my way
back to the top...
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'80s-style.
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As a caveman
frozen in a glacier,
I faced different challenges.
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The hardest thing
was seeing my wife on display
in the British Museum.
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[ Sympathetic Murmurs ]
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Hey, buddy,
I'm from the same time as you.
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Remember that song,
"Safety Dance"?Sure do.
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♪ We can dance
Dun-dun, dun-dun ♪
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♪ Dun-dun-dun, dun-dun
Dun-dun, dun-dun, dun-- ♪♪
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[ Both Laugh ]
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You know, that dance wasn't
as safe as they said it was.
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I tell ya, two go-go
'80s Reaganauts like us,
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- we could rule this world!
- No question.
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If only someone
would give us a shot.
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They're scared of our raw power.
Oh, but if you want a job,
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I could beg everyone
at the company where I work.
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Awesome.
Awesome to the max!
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And finally,
the post office meter
is for business mail only.
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Ah, come on! I've got a lot
of ransom notes to send!
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Enough talk!
It's time for action!
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I move that everyone
come to my apartment
to snuggle my cat.
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- Second.
- I move that your cat
stinks and is ugly.
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- Second.
- I move that we vote on...
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a new chief executive officer
and oust this old creep!
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And also that my cat
smells good and is pretty.
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Second.
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Very well.
I nominate the professor!
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Second.
Second.
Second.
I'm your man!
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I vote my 10,000 shares
for the professor.
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Yeah, the professor!Me too!
Me?
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I nominate that guy!
Not just because he has a suit,
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but because he knows
about business and stuff,
and he has a tie.
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[ All Murmuring ]
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My shares still count
if they went through
the washing machine, right?
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Well, if I know anything about
which number is bigger than
the other number, I'd say--
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Now, hold on there.
Scruffy votes his 40,000 shares
for the mysterious stranger.
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Forty thousand? How come
you have four times as much
stock as the rest of us?
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Scruffy believes
in this company.
[ Sniffles ]
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Then we have a tie,
and in the event of a tie...
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the professor,
as current C.E.O.,
remains--
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I demand the floor!
I may only have one share,
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but I get to vote,
same as anyone.
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And I'm voting
against the cat hater!
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Isn't that right,
kitty?[ Meows ]
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Hey!
You ate my change![ Cat Jingling ]
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Then it's settled. The new
chief executive officer...
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of Planet Express
Corporation is...
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That Guy!
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♪ Dun-dun, dun-dun,
dun-dun-dun, dun-dun, dun-dun,
dun-dun, dun-dun-dun, dun-- ♪
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Please welcome our new
Chief Executive Officer,
That Guy!
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Yay!
Whoo-whoo-whoo!
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Let's cut to the chase.
There are two kinds of people,
sheep and sharks.
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Anyone who's a sheep
is fired.
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Who's a sheep? Uh, excuse me.
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Which is the one
people like to hug?
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Gutsy question.
You're a shark.
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Sharks are winners,
and they don't look back,
'cause they don't have necks.
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Necks are for sheep.
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I am proud to be the shepherd
of this herd of sharks,
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and I am gonna lead you
to the top in this industry
of-- of--
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[ Whispers ]
Package delivery.Package delivery?
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Oh, God!
Fantastic!
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Now, the first order
of business...
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is to blame everything
on the guy before me.
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Professor?I'll ruin you
like I ruined this company!
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Terrific.
Question number one--
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What was
your overall business plan?
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[ Stammering ]
Business plan, uh, yes.
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I keep it here,
right next to my heart.
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This isn't a business plan.
It's an escape plan.
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So long, suckers!
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[ Giggling ]
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Fry, as a fellow
'80s dollar jockey,
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I'm makin' you
my new vice chairman.Wahoo!
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I'm rollin' up
the corporate ramp!
[ Chortles ]
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[ Zoidberg ]
It's the end of the line.We're ruined!
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What fevered dream
is this that bids to tear
this company in twain?
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[ Gravelly Voice ]
Thank you. Come again.
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That's what I call
a hostile makeover.
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- Hair gel?
- No, thanks. I make my own.
[ Grease Squishing ]
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- [ Signal Twitters, Dings ]
- [ Pedestrians Whirring ]
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This company's
gonna shoot
straight to the top...
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and stay there,
like Cyndi Lauper.
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I ask you, who is the number one
delivery service on Earth?
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- Is it
Planet Express, master?
- [ Laughs ]
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Is this guy
a shark or what?
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Seriously, though,
we stink out loud.
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Here's
the big Enchirito--
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Mom's Friendly Delivery Company.
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We can't compete with Mom!
Her company is big and evil.
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- Ours is small and neutral.
- Switzerland
is small and neutral.
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We're more like Germany--
ambitious and misunderstood.
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Look, everyone wants
to be like Germany.
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But do we really have
the pure strength of will?
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I say we do!
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Now, are we gonna let ourselves
get beaten by an old lady?
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- Yes, my liege.
- No, we're not!
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And as vice chairman,
I believe I speak
for the entire board...
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when I issue
this challenge to Mom!
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[ Zipper Unzipping ]
Look at my butt! Whooooo!
[ Glass Squeaking ]
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Whooo, whoo, whoo, whoo!You call that
a pressed ham?
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Walt,
hit the retaliate button! [ Razzing Continues ]
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[ Hemming, Hawing ]
Oh, let's see.
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Any button!
They all retaliate!
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- [ Panel Twittering ]
- [ Arm Whirring ]
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[ All Screaming ]
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- [ Cheering ]
- [ Bell Rings ]
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[ Both Grunting ]
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[ Growling ][ Howling ]
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Whoo! Yeah!
Hit 'em, hit 'em,
hit 'em!
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[ Laughs ]
Now, this is
the high life,
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watching apes
mangle each other
near celebrities.
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In my day,
we went to coke parties,
but the principle's the same.
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[ Ape Grunting ]
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Get your stinkin' trike off me,
you damn, dirty ape!
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Listen, big guy.
Now that you're my protégé,
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it's time I cut you in on
the secret to success.
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Any guesses?Uh, work
really, really hard?
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No.Oh, thank God!
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It's all about appearances.
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That's why it's time
to update our company's
stodgy image...
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and give it the sleek,
dazzling veneer...
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of the 1980s!
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[ Snoring ]
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[ Startled Gasps ]
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This company's on
the fast track to the "It List."
Blast fax kudos all around!
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Uh, hello?
We haven't made one delivery
since you two took over.
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Delivery has nothing to do
with the delivery business.
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Image, people! Image!
Scope out this new ad!
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[ Echoing ]
We are all one,
with one mind,
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one purpose, one pact.
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Our enemy shall be eaten
by scorpions.
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- And we shall bow down
and worship to ourselves.
- [ Yells ]
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We shall prevail!
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Hey, we were watching that!
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That was terrible!
People won't even know
what we do.
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I don't even know what we do.
Nah, just kiddin'.
[ Chuckles ]
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What are we,
like a bus or somethin'?
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Did you approve
that awful ad, Fry?
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Yes, I did, Leels,
and I'll tell you why.
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Because it grows
the brand.
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- Oh, Lord.
- [ Growls ]
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This company's circling
the drain, I tell you!
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- I'd sell my stock right now
for a sandwich.
- Sold!
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A complete sandwich?
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[ Laughs ]
You got fleeced.
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I would have settled for
a hard roll with ketchup inside.
[ Slurping ]
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What is this moose drip?
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"The New Delivery Kings?"
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I'm sick of hearing about
those turtle squirts.
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But they're kings, Mommy.Jam a bastard in it,
you crap!
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[ All ]
Ow!
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Enjoy our private
dining room, folks.
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This is where we serve
our richest,
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most successful chumps.Tonight,
that's us.
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What have you got
that's really overpriced?Everything.
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Bring me that.Make it two. And a glass
of all your water.
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Okay, let's work on
your execu-speak.
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I'm worried about "blank."Don't you worry about "blank."
Let me worry about "blank."
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Good.
I also would have accepted,
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00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:07,481
"Blank? Blank?You're not
looking at the big picture!"
226
00:13:07,611 --> 00:13:09,962
[ Clearing Throat ]
227
00:13:10,092 --> 00:13:12,095
[ Gasps ]
What a pleasant surprise.
228
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:16,360
Shut up, booger blaster!
It's time the three of us
had a talk.
229
00:13:16,490 --> 00:13:18,754
I'll handle this, Fry.
You get back to the farm,
230
00:13:18,884 --> 00:13:21,538
shift some paradigms,
revolutionize outside the box.
231
00:13:21,669 --> 00:13:25,107
I'm on it.
But if you need me,
you know where I'll be.
232
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:27,544
[ Screaming ]
233
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:29,721
[ Grunting, Groaning ]
Okay.
234
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:35,118
Call me a booger blaster.
I'll blast a booger
so hard that--
235
00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:37,860
Fry, we're worried
about Planet Express.
236
00:13:37,990 --> 00:13:41,471
Don't you worry
about Planet Express.
Let me worry about "blank."
237
00:13:41,602 --> 00:13:43,996
That guy is nothin'
but a flashy con man,
238
00:13:44,126 --> 00:13:46,782
and you've been hypnotized
by his swingin' baloney.
239
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:49,784
- You've changed, Fry.
- What? I haven't changed.
240
00:13:49,915 --> 00:13:51,787
[ Intercom Twitters ]Suz, have I changed?
241
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:54,702
No, sir, Mister Fry.Thanks, doll.
242
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,400
I don't care what
Ms. Johnson says.
243
00:13:57,532 --> 00:14:00,708
That Guy's turning this place
into some kind of "business."
244
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:05,148
This isn't a business.
I've always thought of it more
as a source of cheap labor.
245
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:08,586
Like a family.You're right,
Professor.
246
00:14:08,716 --> 00:14:11,937
We may not be
a traditional family like
the Murphys next door...
247
00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:14,854
or the lesbian coven
across the street,
but we are a family.
248
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:17,986
And That Guy
understands that.
249
00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:20,076
Everyone's fired,
and we're out of business.
250
00:14:20,206 --> 00:14:21,860
[ Collective Gasp ][ Amy ]
Oh, no!
251
00:14:21,990 --> 00:14:23,993
I'm gonna sell
Planet Express to Mom,
252
00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:27,431
so she can gut the company
and eliminate us as competitors.
253
00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:30,043
Don't let the door
hit you on the way out,
254
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:33,001
'cause I don't want
ass prints on my new door!
255
00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:46,841
Uh, Ms. Johnson?
Please bring in
some more chair fuel.
256
00:14:51,846 --> 00:14:54,023
I had no idea
the company would be sold!
257
00:14:54,153 --> 00:14:57,113
I was just an innocent suck-up!
You've got to believe me!
258
00:14:57,244 --> 00:15:00,464
Just leave us alone, and let us
clear out our lockers.
259
00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:04,033
Yeah!
[ Chuckles ]
260
00:15:04,163 --> 00:15:06,687
[ Sobbing ]
It's so sad.
261
00:15:06,817 --> 00:15:10,909
Where will I go?
What will I do?
262
00:15:11,039 --> 00:15:13,650
You have Mrs. Darlinghaven's
cotillion at 7:00, ma'am.
263
00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:16,567
[ Sobbing ]
Oh, that'll be fun.
264
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:21,136
[ Sighs ]
265
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,618
Ms. Johnson,
you've never lied to me.
266
00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:26,447
- Am I still a good person?
- I don't know, sir.
267
00:15:26,576 --> 00:15:28,666
I'm a program
built into the intercom.
268
00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:30,929
I've got to redeem myself.
269
00:15:31,059 --> 00:15:33,671
Somehow, some time,
for some reason,
270
00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:36,152
I'll block this takeover!
271
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,937
Mr. Fry,
your 2:00 magician is here.
272
00:15:39,067 --> 00:15:42,158
Believe it or not,
I have more important
things to do today...
273
00:15:42,288 --> 00:15:44,246
than laugh
and clap my hands.
274
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,249
Reschedule.
275
00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:11,230
[ Traders Chattering ]
276
00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:14,625
- [ Clacking ]
- Sell 100 soylent beans!
277
00:16:14,755 --> 00:16:18,193
- Buy 3,000 corn bellies!
- Two hundred cans Whoop-Ass!
278
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:21,631
Three big bags of trash! [ Man ]
Attention, please.
279
00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:24,984
The takeover of PlanEx Corp
by Mom's Delivery Company...
280
00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:27,855
will take place
in the business center
in ten minutes.
281
00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:31,337
[ Bellows ]
I am Jorell,
Master of Scheduling!
282
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:42,000
Okay.
We got the hot tub hot,
the wine coolers cool.
283
00:16:42,130 --> 00:16:45,047
- It's "Hammer" time!
- [ Booing ]
284
00:16:45,177 --> 00:16:47,048
You suck!
285
00:16:49,355 --> 00:16:53,750
According to regulations,
both companies must approve
the takeover.
286
00:16:53,881 --> 00:16:56,667
Planet Express shareholders,
cast your votes.
287
00:16:56,798 --> 00:17:01,542
Great banda of Uganda!
We can vote against it![ Laughing ]
288
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:04,458
I'll vote it down like a raise
for schoolteachers!
289
00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:17,123
- [ Bender ] What the--
- [ Gasping ]
290
00:17:17,252 --> 00:17:19,080
I neglected to mention
that the shares...
291
00:17:19,211 --> 00:17:22,519
I bought from Dr. Zoidberg
gave me majority control.
292
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:25,826
Zoidberg owned 51 percent
of the company?
293
00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:29,178
The shares were worthless,
and he kept askin'
for toilet paper!
294
00:17:29,308 --> 00:17:33,616
And now,
if MomCorp shareholders
will cast theirballots.
295
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:43,932
Um, uhh.
296
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,500
[ Twitters ] [ Buzzer Buzzing ]
297
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:49,633
Uhh!
The ballot was confusing!
298
00:17:49,763 --> 00:17:52,983
- How about a hand recount?
- Okay. Ow!
299
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:56,291
The takeover
of Planet Express is approved!
300
00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:57,554
[ Booing ]Ah, man!
301
00:17:57,684 --> 00:18:00,078
This stinks!Madam is outraged!
302
00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:03,517
Security! I want that bunch
of rowdies out of here!
303
00:18:05,039 --> 00:18:08,260
[ Commotion ]
304
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:12,090
[ Snoring ]
305
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:16,398
MomCorp will now purchase
all outstanding shares
of Planet Express...
306
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:19,097
at the current market price,
which is--
307
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:21,099
[ Screen Beeps ]
107!
308
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:23,405
[ Grunting ]
309
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:25,407
Whoa! Ow!
310
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,671
And also,
it hurt my feelings!
311
00:18:27,801 --> 00:18:30,065
What are you solids
griping about?
312
00:18:30,195 --> 00:18:33,286
Your shares are worth
$107 apiece.
313
00:18:33,415 --> 00:18:36,288
They are? Oh, my God!
I'm a millionaire!
314
00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:38,855
Suddenly, I have an opinion
about the capital gains tax!
315
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,857
Yeah!
All right!I'm even richer!
316
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:43,817
[ Groans ]
I have no shares!
317
00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:47,473
[ Sobs ]
Wait! My sandwich!
318
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:50,128
Has it also appreciated
in value?
Please, oh, please!
319
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:53,000
You didn't even refrigerate it,
you spineless lobster!
320
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,003
You had to drag
spines into this!
321
00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:58,093
[ Sobs ]
322
00:18:59,224 --> 00:19:01,791
[ Clears Throat ]
323
00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:04,185
As vice chairman
of Planet Express,
I'd like to say a few words.
324
00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:08,364
There comes a time
for every man who becomes rich
and deserts his friends,
325
00:19:08,494 --> 00:19:10,365
when he goes back
how it was.
326
00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:12,193
For me, that time is now.
327
00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:16,111
So I ask you, as a friend--
Won't you stop this deal?
328
00:19:16,241 --> 00:19:19,288
Fry, I'm an '80s guy.
Friendship to me means
that for two bucks...
329
00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:22,290
I beat you with a pool cue
till you got detached retinas.
330
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:24,336
The deal will go ahead as--
331
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:27,165
[ Pained Cry,
Squishing Sounds ]
332
00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:33,084
[ Squishing Continues ]
333
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:35,391
- My bones!
- [ Gasps ]
334
00:19:35,521 --> 00:19:37,175
Oh, my God!
His bone-itis!
335
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:41,267
I was so busy bein' an '80s guy,
I forgot to cure it!
336
00:19:41,396 --> 00:19:44,226
[ Bones Cracking ]
337
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:52,451
My only regret is...
that I have... bone-itis.
338
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:55,628
[ Cracking, Squishing ]He's dead!
339
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:58,197
[ Gasping, Murmuring ]
340
00:19:58,326 --> 00:20:00,415
Pry out his fillings,
feed him to the jackals,
341
00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,679
and let's get on
with the sale!I don't think so.
342
00:20:02,809 --> 00:20:07,336
Because as vice chairman
of the company, I gain
voting control of his shares.
343
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:11,122
- Don't be a fool, you idiot!
- I'll be whatever I want to do!
344
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:14,386
That Guy was
the greatest businessman
that ever lived.
345
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:17,432
And before his mysterious death,
he taught me everything he knew.
346
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:19,695
[ Sign Twitters ]But some things
I had to learn myself.
347
00:20:19,826 --> 00:20:22,351
[ Twittering ]I learned
that money is fine,
348
00:20:22,481 --> 00:20:24,570
but in the end,
what counts is people.[ Twittering Continues ]
349
00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:27,574
People you love.
You can't put a price on that.
350
00:20:27,703 --> 00:20:29,923
And so I'm giving up
control of the company...
351
00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:31,925
to a man of enormous
experience,
352
00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:34,363
Professor
Hubert Farnsworth.
353
00:20:34,493 --> 00:20:36,799
[ Snoring ]
O-Oh, you! Wh-What?
354
00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:40,368
I'm awake!
I'm awake!
355
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:45,374
- [ Digits Clanking ]
- Fry! Stop doin'
the right thing, you jerk!
356
00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:49,029
Let Mom buy the company!
We all want to be filthy,
stinking rich!
357
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,162
Trust me.
Two out of three
doesn't cut it.
358
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:54,296
You mean,
you'd rather be rich
than work together?
359
00:20:54,426 --> 00:20:57,691
- Hell yeah!
- In my whole life,
360
00:20:57,820 --> 00:21:00,824
this company was
the only place I ever
really felt at home.
361
00:21:00,954 --> 00:21:03,696
But if being millionaires
is more important
to you than our--
362
00:21:03,826 --> 00:21:08,005
It is!friendship, then I'll sell
Planet Express... for you.
363
00:21:09,397 --> 00:21:11,704
Millionaires,
nothing!
364
00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:14,142
The stock's only worth
three kajiggers!
365
00:21:14,272 --> 00:21:15,796
Ah, come on!Dagnabbit!
[ Groaning ]
366
00:21:15,925 --> 00:21:19,278
My Jah! It's worth less now
than when it was worthless!
367
00:21:19,407 --> 00:21:21,540
It is? Yahoo!
368
00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:24,369
We're poor
no matter what I do!
The deal is off!
369
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:27,286
- [ Beeps ]
- [ Twittering, Ringing ]
370
00:21:27,415 --> 00:21:31,463
Ah-ha! Once again,
the conservative
sandwich-heavy portfolio...
371
00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:33,422
pays off
for the hungry investor!
372
00:21:33,552 --> 00:21:36,163
[ Slurps, Gulps ]
373
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,340
Oh, I'm ruined!
[ Sobs ]
374
00:21:39,471 --> 00:21:41,951
Why? Why?
375
00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:45,346
Look, so we're not millionaires.
At least we all still get
to work together.
376
00:21:45,478 --> 00:21:49,220
[ All Grumbling ]Shut your fat mouth.
377
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:52,222
See you guys Monday!
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