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[ Man ]
One, two! One, two, three!
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[ Man Narrating ]
You're entering a realm
which is unusual.
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Maybe it's magic or contains
some kind of monster.
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The second one.
Prepare to enter--
[ Slam ]
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Please send the man round back
and pick up Clyde Smith,
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a professional gambler
who's about to have
an unfortunate accident.
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[ Groans ]
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[ People Chattering ]
[ Coins Clattering ]
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[ Bell Ringing ]
[ Laughing ]
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A casino where I'm winning?
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That car must have killed me.
I must be in heaven.
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[ Bell Ringing ]
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A casino where I always win?
That's boring.
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I must really be...
in hell!
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No, Mr. Smith, you're
not in heaven or hell.
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You're on an airplane.
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[ Whimpers ]
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There's a gremlin
destroying the plane!
You've gotta believe me!
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Why should I believe you?
You're Hitler!
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No! Eva Braun, help me!
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[ Screams ]
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Saw it comin'.
I just saw something
incredibly cool--
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a big floating ball
that lit up with every
color in the rainbow,
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plus some new ones
that were so beautiful...
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I fell to my knees
and cried.
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- Was it out in front
of Discount Shoe Outlet?
- Yeah.
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They have
a college kid wear that
to attract customers.
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Well, I don't care
if it was just some
dork in a costume.
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For one brief moment,
I felt the heartbeat
of creation,
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and it was
one with my own.
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- Big deal.
- We all feel like that
all the time,
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but you don't hear us
gassin' on about it.
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How can you people
be so blasé?
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Here you are
in the year 3000 or so,
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yet you just sit around
like it's the boring time
I came from.
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"Boring"? Wasn't that
the period when they
cracked the human genome...
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and boy bands
roamed the earth?
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Yeah, but now it's
the distant future.
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Why aren't we out
doing everything
I ever dreamed of?
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Hey, you know what
might be a hoot?
No. Why would I know that?
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Let's take the rest
of the morning off...
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and take Fry
to do everything
he ever wanted to do.
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- Everything?
- Except that.
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So's your fantasies
has always been
to destroys a planet, huh?
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Yeah. What did they ever
do for me?
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[ Laughing Exultantly ]
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Wow. The most humdrum activities
seem almost exciting
through your eyes.
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What should we do next?
I wanna see
the edge of the universe.
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Ooh!
That sounds cool.
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It's funny.
You live in the universe,
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but you never do these things
till someone comes to visit.
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[ Farnsworth ]
There it is,
the edge of the universe.
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[ Coins Jingle ]
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[ Coin Drops ]
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[ Timer Ticking ]
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Far out.
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So there's an infinite number
of parallel universes?
No. Just the two.
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Oh, well, I'm sure
that's enough.
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I'm sick of parallel Bender
lording his cowboy hat over me.
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Let's move on to Fry's
next fantasy.
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[ Roars ]
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[ Ground Rumbling ]
Yee-haw!
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Bow before your master,
puny mortals!
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Whoo! Giddy-up!
Ha-ha!
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Whoo-hoo! Whoopee!
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Mommy? Why is that man
like that?
Don't look at him.
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That was fun.
Let's give him a treat.
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[ Pig Squeals ]
[ Thud ]
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[ Snorts ]
[ Squeals ]
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Keep your palms flat.
[ Munching ]
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[ Laughing ]
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The tongue tickles.
[ Laughs ]
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These new hands are great.
I'm gonna break 'em in
tonight.
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Yes, it's been quite
an hour and a half.
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I've only got
two fantasies left--
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to be invisible
in a chocolate factory...
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and to be romantically linked
with a celebrity.
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I could pound your head
till you think
that's what happened.
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Okay.
Wait.
Hold on.
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It is actually possible
to meet any celebrity
you want.
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It is?
Of course. You should
read a blimp sometime.
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[ Fry ]
"Download a celebrity
from the Internet."
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What part of that
do I understand?
It's simple.
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You can download a celebrity's
personality and appearance
into a blank robot.
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Hey, I have an idea.
Let's do that.
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Onto the Internet you go.
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Oh, and while you're there,
pick me up a few
credit card numbers.
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[ Muttering ]
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No way. Kirk could
kick Picard's ass.
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Yeah? At least
Picard had the guts
to admit he was bald.
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What? You take that back!
Ooh, eBay.
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Are there no further bids
for this exquisite galaxy?
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Sold to the being
of inconceivable horror.
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[ Chortling ]
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Will a money order
be okay?
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- Yes.
- [ Chortling ]
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So where's
the celebrity dating place?
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Let's search the Web.
Over there.
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Welcome to nappster.
Let's see what celebrities
we've got in stock.
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Can I interest you
in Gwyneth Paltrow?
Nah.
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I read in Newsweek
that she drinks human blood.
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Uh, how about Cleopatra,
whose beauty destroyed
mighty empires?
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Mm, I'd prefer
someone from the era
of shaved underarms.
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Do you have anything with more
of a Lucy Liu feel to it?
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Nah, nothin' like that,
although we do have Lucy Liu.
[ Gasps ]
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Only woman to be named
People magazine's "Sexiest
Woman of the Year" twice--
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in 2003 and then again
in 2063.
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I'd like the 2003 model.
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Wah-hoo! I found her!
What do I do now?
Download her.
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Let's just put
a blank robot in the drive.
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[ Gasps ]
It worked!
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You're one sexy man--
[ Robotic Voice ]
Philip J. Fry.
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[ Moaning ]
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[ Fry, Muffled ]
It worked perfectly!
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Well, you downloaded
Lucy Liu.
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Are you just gonna
stare vacantly at her
and not say anything?
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[ Giggles ]
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I find your slack-jawed stare
very attractive--
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[ Robotic Voice ]
Philip J. Fry.
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Did you hear that?
She likes me.
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Well, duh.
She's programmed
to like you.
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But this is Lucy Liu, perhaps
the only good actress
of the 21st century.
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She's more than just
a piece of software.
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Would you like
to take a moment
to register me?
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Uh, not right now.
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I'll remind you later,
you hot stud you.
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So, uh, what do you
feel like doing?
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Would you like to take
a moment to register me?
I said later.
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And then when
I feel so stuffed
I can't eat any more,
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I just use the restroom
and then I can eat more.
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00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:05,252
You should
write a book, Fry.
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00:08:05,351 --> 00:08:08,254
People need to know about the--
[ Robotic Voice ]
can eat more.
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00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:12,560
Oh, Lucy. You're just like
I always thought you'd be
from your movies.
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00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:15,528
My personality is mathematically
derived from my movies,
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proportionately weighted
by box office receipts.
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* Whoo
I'm just a love machine *
* Uh, uh
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* And I won't work
for nobody but you *
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* Yeah
* I'm just a love machine
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* Yeah, baby
* A huggin', kissin' fiend
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* I'm just a love machine
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* And I won't work
for nobody but you *
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* Yeah, baby
* I'm just a love machine
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* A huggin, kissin' fiend *
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You're cute.
You're cute.
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You.
You.
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You.
You.
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Oh, dear. She's stuck
in an infinite loop,
and he's an idiot.
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Well, that's love for you.
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00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:04,543
Humans dating robots
is sick.
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00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:07,047
You people wonder why
I'm still single?
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00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:10,918
It's 'cause all
the fine robot sisters
are datin' humans.
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00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:13,153
Bender, this is
Fry's decision.
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00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:16,590
And he made it wrong,
so it's time for us
to interfere in his life.
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00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:20,894
She doesn't really love you.
She can't.
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She's just a machine that--
Stay away from our women!
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00:09:23,996 --> 00:09:26,566
You've got metal fever, boy!
Metal fever!
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00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:30,169
Well, so what
if I love a robot?
It's not hurting anybody.
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My God! He never took
middle school hygiene.
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He never saw
the propaganda film.
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It's just lucky
I keep a copy in the VCR
at all times.
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** [ Melodramatic Fanfare ]
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Ordinary human dating.
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It's enjoyable,
and it serves
an important purpose.
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[ Crying ]
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But when a human
dates an artificial mate,
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there is no purpose,
only enjoyment.
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And that leads to...
tragedy.
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00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:09,442
Neato!
A Marilyn Monroebot.
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00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:12,278
Oh, you're a real dreamboat--
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[ Robotic Voice ]
Billy Everyteen.
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Harmless fun?
Let's see what happens next.
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[ Smooching, Moaning ]
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Billy, do you want
to walk your dog?
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00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:27,360
No, thanks, Mom.
I'd rather make out
with my Monroebot.
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00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,297
Billy, do you wanna
get a paper route...
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and earn some extra cash?
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00:10:32,231 --> 00:10:35,034
No, thanks, Dad.
I'd rather make out
with my Monroebot.
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Billy, do you wanna
come over tonight?
We can make out together.
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Gee, Mavis, your house
is across the street.
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That's an awfully long way
to go for makin' out.
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Did you notice
what went wrong
in that scene?
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Ordinarily, Billy
would work hard...
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to make money
with his paper route.
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Then he'd use the money
to buy dinner for Mavis,
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thus earning a slim chance
to perform the reproductive act.
186
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:05,032
But in a world
where teens can date robots,
why should he bother?
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00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:07,167
Why should anyone bother?
188
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:10,070
Let's take a look
at Billy's planet a year later.
189
00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:12,740
Where are all
the football stars?
190
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,408
And where are the biochemists?
191
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:20,413
They're trapped,
trapped in the soft,
viselike grip of robot lips.
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00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:26,186
All civilization
was just an effort
to impress the opposite sex...
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and sometimes the same sex.
194
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:34,260
Now let's skip forward
80 years into the future.
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00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,263
Where's Billy?
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[ Giggling ]
[ Moaning ]
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Farewell.
[ Gasps ]
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00:11:42,701 --> 00:11:46,874
The next day, Billy's planet
was destroyed by aliens.
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00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:53,813
Have you guessed the name
of Billy's planet?
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00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:55,883
It was Earth!
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00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:01,053
[ Announcer ]
Brought to you by--
[ Singers ] * The Space Pope *
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Did that make
any impression
on you, Fry? Fry?
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00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,559
[ Moaning ]
[ Giggling ]
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Ooh!
[ Giggles ]
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00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:14,667
I knew I should've shown him
Electro-Gonorrhea:
The Noisy Killer.
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00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,571
[ Bender ]
What is the world
comin' to?
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00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:21,107
That Fry's
a sicko pervert,
I tell ya.
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00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:23,976
Datin' a robot--
it's an "atrocimicy."
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But Fry's our friend,
Bender.
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00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:29,649
Aw, geez!
Will ya stifle there,
meat bag?
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00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,184
- You stifle, Bender.
- Hooray!
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00:12:32,284 --> 00:12:34,453
Finally, you're
standing up to him.
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Although he is
completely right.
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We've got to stem
this tidal wave
of moral decay.
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00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:44,130
It's time to shut down
nappster.com.
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00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:49,269
- Who's in charge
of this dump?
- That'd be me.
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00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:52,672
If you're an investor,
you can dump your money
in the hole there.
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00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,875
- Listen, you fat
Internet nerd.
- Listening.
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00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:57,509
Your company
promotes wrong love.
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00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:01,849
If you don't shut down right
now, the only thing wired
about you will be your jaw.
221
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,183
Yeah. You can't shut us down.
222
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:07,988
The Internet is about
the free exchange and sale
of other people's ideas.
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00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:12,024
We've done nothing wrong.
[ Woman ] Help!
I'm being held prisoner!
224
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,160
Wha--
Someone in trouble is.
225
00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:19,032
No! Stay out. There's a--
a guy goin' for the Tetris
world record in there.
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00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,168
[ All Gasp ]
[ Grunts ]
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00:13:23,702 --> 00:13:25,538
[ All Gasp ]
228
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,206
Who are you?
Don't hurt us.
229
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:31,043
Help me. They've been
holding me prisoner
for 800 years.
230
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:34,981
The real Lucy Liu, the one
you can see a movie of
in the popcorn stadium.
231
00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:36,984
So what's your problem?
232
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:40,320
Those sweaty nerds are making
illegal copies of us.
233
00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:42,721
[ Electricity Buzzing ]
[ Groaning ]
234
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,357
Ow!
[ Crying ]
It hurts!
235
00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:47,594
[ Pounding ]
Open this door!
236
00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:49,662
Don't make me call
the maintenance guy.
237
00:13:49,761 --> 00:13:51,730
It's a bluff.
We can't
take that chance.
238
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,399
Move, people!
Move!
239
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,735
Please pick me up
before you go-go.
240
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,905
She asked first.
[ Alarm Blaring ]
241
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:05,245
[ Groans, Screams ]
242
00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:14,354
- Um, are you Lucy Liu?
- Sure.
243
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,360
[ Grunts ]
[ Panting ]
244
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,895
Oh, we're doomed!
245
00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:26,198
They got the head.
They uncovered the sign.
246
00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:28,368
Soon the whole world will
learn we're cyber criminals.
247
00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:30,370
And we would've
gotten away with it...
248
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,371
if it weren't for
those meddling adults.
249
00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:34,307
[ Man ]
We'll stop them.
250
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:37,977
They like Lucy Liu?
We'll give them all
the Lucy Liu they can handle.
251
00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:39,980
Hand me that backup disk.
252
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:57,096
Did you see me escaping?
I was all, like--
253
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,298
Woo-woo-woo-
woo-woo-woo!
254
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,769
Thanks for rescuing me.
Especially you, Bender.
255
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:06,639
Mmm. Quite a masculine
piece of metal, aren't you?
256
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,009
Hey, don't look at me
like that!
257
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:12,644
If you're thinkin' of crossing
the line with Bender,
you can forget it.
258
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:16,082
Bender don't bend that way.
Hey, look.
259
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,817
It's another Lucy Liubot.
260
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:21,989
[ Robotic Voice ]
I am Lucy Liu.
Give me your spines.
261
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,990
[ All Gasping ]
262
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,125
Hey, what the--
[ Groans ]
263
00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:29,796
Take this and that
and one of these.
[ Groaning, Grunting ]
264
00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:33,865
Hey, cut it out.
I don't need
this kind of publicity.
265
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:39,672
Ah! Oh! Ooh-ah! Ooh-ah!
Ooh-ah! Ooh-ah-ooh!
266
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,942
[ Grunts ]
All right, Liu,
267
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:46,513
time to kick your frosty,
well-toned ass.
268
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:50,984
Yaah! Whuh!
Waaa-taah!
269
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:56,990
[ Groans ]
[ Electricity Crackling ]
270
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,359
Then along came Bender.
271
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:03,529
- Hmm?
- Looks like
you're retaining water.
272
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:09,836
[ All Cheering ]
That was incredible,
Bender.
273
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:12,471
You're like Jackie Chan
before he got all doughy.
274
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:15,674
Oh, shucks. I wasn't
afraid of that robot.
275
00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:19,346
I'm pretty brave
once you get past
my macho exterior.
276
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:22,349
- [ Screams ]
- [ Footsteps Pounding ]
277
00:16:24,716 --> 00:16:27,254
It's an army of Lucy Lius.
278
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:30,190
[ Dr. Zoidberg, Leela
Screaming ]
They're horrible.
279
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:33,192
[ Robotic Liubot Voice ]
Take this and that
and one of these.
280
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:34,994
[ Screaming ]
281
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:38,331
- Robot Crouching Tiger.
- Robot Crane style.
282
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,832
[ Screaming ]
283
00:16:40,932 --> 00:16:44,037
[ Screaming Continues ]
284
00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:47,005
Now, that's
a wave of destruction
that's easy on the eyes.
285
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:49,008
- [ Choking ]
- Hi-yah!
286
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,777
[ Screaming, Groans ]
287
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,847
This is the best movie
I've ever seen.
288
00:16:55,947 --> 00:16:58,017
It has a vampire
and an explosion.
289
00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:01,687
It's amazing the way you--
[ Robotic Voice ]
notice two things.
290
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:04,423
No! Don't open
that coffin.
[ Ticking ]
291
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:07,059
It's ticking.
I have to, Alex.
292
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,695
That coffin's not going
to open itself.
293
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,763
Bleh!
294
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,766
Mmm!
295
00:17:13,865 --> 00:17:18,305
Let's hide in here. It'll add
to my box office gross.
296
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:22,575
Fry.
Aw, you guys came
to watch me make out.
297
00:17:22,674 --> 00:17:25,112
That is so sweet.
[ Gasps ]
298
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:28,315
Wait a second.
Is that the head
of who I think it's of?
299
00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:31,451
Read the jar, Evelyn Wood.
Dr. Z.
300
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,919
[ Snapping ]
301
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:35,922
Fry, a herd of Lucy Liu
are destroying the city.
302
00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:38,424
Is yours acting normally?
Let me see.
303
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,727
[ Moaning, Smooching ]
304
00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:42,729
Yep. Why do you ask?
305
00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:46,665
Mr. Mayor, if you want
to see the real vampire,
look in the mirror.
306
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,067
I can't.
I'm a vampire.
307
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:53,839
[ Crowd Screaming ]
308
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:03,982
Oh! Why?
[ Grunting ]
309
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,919
And nappster says illegal copies
never hurt anybody.
310
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:09,256
Quick! This way.
311
00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:11,324
[ All Panting ]
312
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,994
Sorry, ladies.
Employees only.
313
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:21,701
[ Yelps, Whimpers ]
314
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,604
- [ Panting ]
- [ Gasps ]
315
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:30,710
Oh, no! They're forming
a human pyramid...
of robots.
316
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:36,682
Damn it! We're weren't
countin' on them being
as smart as they are sexy.
317
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,018
A dangerous mistake
to make.
318
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,854
At least
we've got food.
319
00:18:41,953 --> 00:18:44,957
- Dr. Zoidberg,
cut open that bag.
- Hooray!
320
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:48,528
- And don't eat it.
- [ Sighs ]
321
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:51,830
- [ Grunts ]
- [ Liubots ]
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
322
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:55,567
- [ Liubot ] Data error!
- [ Liubot #2 ]
Do not compute!
323
00:18:57,869 --> 00:19:01,240
Whoo-hoo!
[ All Cheering ]
324
00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:03,910
Life was bad,
but now it's good forever.
325
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:06,179
[ Gulping ]
326
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,022
[ All Screaming ]
327
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:25,365
- [ All Whimpering ]
- You'll be safe in here,
sweetheart.
328
00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:28,434
Get lost, Pavarotti.
* Nooo *
329
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,436
[ Crash ]
330
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,739
Lucy Liubot, if I don't
survive the corn,
331
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,575
I want you to know
that I love you as much
as a man can love...
332
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:38,076
a computerized image
of a gorgeous celebrity,
333
00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:40,078
which, it turns out,
is a lot.
334
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:44,351
Oh, Fry. I love you
more than the moon
and the stars and the--
335
00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:47,554
[ Robotic Voice ]
Poetic image number 37
not found.
336
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:50,189
[ Metallic Pinging ]
337
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,192
What are you doing, darling?
Get down!
338
00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:59,865
Light hot.
Oil temperature rising.
339
00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:03,536
[ Gasps ]
Oh, no.
Malfunction.
340
00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:06,705
[ Liubot ]
This ain't good.
[ Liubot #2 ] System error.
341
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:11,778
[ Electricity Buzzing ]
You saved us.
342
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:16,214
Are you all right?
Yes, my love.
I'll be just--
343
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:19,085
[ Robotic Voice ]
Massive corn clog
in port seven.
344
00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:21,788
- Are you the last
copy of me?
- Yes.
345
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,457
- Erase her, Fry.
- What? No!
346
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:28,728
Fry, when you downloaded her
without my permission,
you stole my image.
347
00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:30,962
And in the end,
that's all I really have.
348
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,965
That and the largest
gold nugget in the world--
one mile in diameter.
349
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,502
But I just downloaded her
because I love you.
350
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,605
If you love
the real Lucy Liu...
351
00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:41,840
and not just what you've seen
in movies, genre-straddling
lawyer shows...
352
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:45,176
and kiss-ass articles
in Peopl magazine,
353
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,246
you'll blank out
that robot.
354
00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:52,852
[ Electricity Crackles ]
355
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:59,326
I'm sorry.
356
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,192
Hug me, Liubot.
357
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:09,035
[ Beeping ]
358
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:17,108
- [ Sniffles ]
- I'll always
remember you, Fry.
359
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:20,313
[ Robotic Voice ]
Memory deleted.
360
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:23,383
[ Crying ]
I know it hurts, buddy,
361
00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:26,685
but at least you're not
in a sick relationship
with a robot anymore.
362
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,688
[ Sniffling ]
Uh-huh.
363
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:32,023
And I guess now maybe
I can get to know
the real Lucy Liu.
364
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,125
Yeah, at our wedding.
365
00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:37,497
It's true.
Bender and I are in love.
366
00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:40,833
- But-- But--
- Don't be a prude, Fry.
367
00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:43,301
[ Both Moaning ]
368
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:45,304
[ Giggling ]
369
00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:47,473
Mmm! Boy!
[ Chuckling ]
370
00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:51,911
[ Growling ]
[ Continue Kissing,
Moaning ]
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