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[thunder crashes ]
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Hey, golf is easy now!
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Aah! Golf is hard again!
Golf is hard again!
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The view from here
is the same as yours, Jim.
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A giant head
has entered Earth's gravity,
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triggering climate change
and natural disasters
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we thought were impossible for
at least another eight years.
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Let's not
make this political, Terry.
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Do we know
what this giant head wants?
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[ Clears throat]
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Show me what you got.
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Jim, you heard the...said --
"Show me what you got."
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Show me what you got.
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I want to see
what you got.
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RICK:
Oh, boy. Time to go, Morty.
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Uh, where?
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The Pentagon.
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I mean,
not the Pentagon.
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[ Burps]
The lame one here on Earth.
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♪♪
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SUMMER: ls it God?
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If it's God,
do we get out of school?
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It's not God, Summer.
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She's allowed to think it's God
if she wants, honey.
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Shut up, Jerry.
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Okay.
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Dad, what do you know
about this?
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Morty and I
are going to look into it.
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You guys hold tight.
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Scary stuff, huh?
Pretty freaky.
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Hi.
I'm Morty's math teacher.
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I'm also part of the
street team inviting folks
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to the church downtown
so we can pray together.
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How is praying
going to help?
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Ma'am, a giant head in the sky
is controlling the weather.
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Did you want to play checkers?
Let's be rational!
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I'll see you
at God's house!
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Gentlemen, gentlemen!
One at a time! Simon?
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Seti, Norad, and every
broadcaster on the planet
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are attempting to show this
being what humanity's got --
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String Theory, World History,
the Human Genome --
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Have you tried
sending it launch codes?
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Mr. President,
what America's got
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is 70,000 megatons
of Kaboom-boom,
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and I say we show it right
up this floating head's ass.
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No,
you need to let me talk!
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Shut up!
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Hold it! Don't move!
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Stay back! This watch
turns people into snakes!
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♪♪
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Oh!
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Stand down!
Everybody, stand down!
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I'm the leader of these people,
and I'm unarmed.
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There's no need
for any more snake-makery.
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My name
is Rick Sanchez.
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This here
is my grandson, Morty.
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- ALL: Hi, Morty.
- Hey.
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I've seen enough of the Galaxy
to know what we've got here
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is a Cromulon
from the Signus Five Expanse.
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So you can forget about nukes,
and you can forget about math.
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This head
won't go away
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until [burps] Earth
shows them it's got...
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a hit song.
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- A hit song?
- We can't possibly --
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- You mean like Vivaldi?
- No, Frasier.
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A live performance of a newly
written, catchy original song.
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The Cromulon feed on
the talent and showmanship
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of less-evolved
life-forms.
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All right, all right.
Thank you, Mr. Sanchez.
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Change of plan, people.
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Get me Pharrell,
Randy Newman,
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Billy Corgan,
and The-Dream.
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The-Dream?
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He wrote "Umbrella"
and "Single Ladies"?
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You people
haven't heard of The-Dream?
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You're gonna want to put them
on that giant speaker system
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at your sonic testing
facility at Area 51.
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How do you
know about that?
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For god's sake, Nathan,
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the man turns people
into snakes.
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He can use
Google maps.
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Sir, Pharrell, Newman,
Corgan, and that Dream guy --
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- They're all dead.
- What?
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How is that possible? Do people
just die when I name them?
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The Grammys, sir.
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There was an earthquake
and...all the musicians,
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all the famous ones...
they're gone.
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Dear god.
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Hold on, sir.
Just a minute.
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Ice-T survived.
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He's inbound on an F-15,
E.T.A. two hours.
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Good luck,
Mr. President.
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Sir, the magnetic poles
are about to reverse.
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In two hours, there may not be
an Earth to save.
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Sanchez?
Are you a musician?
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I dabble,
Mr. President.
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Get this man and his grandson
on a Black Hawk to Area 51.
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People! Everyone!
Remain calm!
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Every crisis of faith is
an opportunity for more faith.
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When God deals you an 11,
you don't fold!
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You double down!
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And always hit
on a soft 16.
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That means you, Jews.
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I beg your pardon, Pastor,
but the last I looked outside,
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it seems to be you
that's been dealt the weak hand.
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Jews rule!
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Nobody?
Okay, tough church.
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Hi.
Principal Vagina --
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the name's real,
possibly Scandinavian.
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I'm just gonna come out
and make this pitch --
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the old gods are dead.
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Fuck all previous
existing religions.
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All hail
the one true God --
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The giant head
in the sky.
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- Children of God!
- Ah-ta-ta-ta!
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Bob, Bob, I get it.
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But unless this
can beat that,
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what have you
done for me lately?
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So,
if you'll all excuse me,
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I'm going out
onto the sidewalk,
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I'm dropping to my knees,
and pledging my eternal soul
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to the thing that literally
controls the fucking weather.
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Out of my way.
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Okay.
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If sanity's been restored
to this assembly,
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I'd like to talk about the cost
of repairing our new organ.
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Sally, the plate,
please.
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Oh!
This is my favorite part!
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Rick,
are you really a musician?
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Who's not a musician,
Morty?
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- Me!
- Yeah, not with that attitude.
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We're in the drop zone!
I'm the jumpmaster!
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My name's Jamey --
with an e-y!
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Go, go, go!
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B-but --
but we don't have a song!
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Giant head in the sky, please
forgive all that we've done.
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We're sorry for our
increased levels of emissions
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and our racism
and, of course, the amber alerts
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I keep ignoring
on my phone.
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BOTH:
Whoa!
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All right, Morty.
Let's get -- let's do it.
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Why don't you, uh, find a button
on one of those keyboards
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and lay down
some kind of beat?
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Rick, I think
we need to cut our losses.
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W-we get our family
and portal out of here!
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Morty, good music comes from
people who are relaxed.
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Just hit a button, Morty!
Give me a beat!
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Oh, man. Okay.
All right, um...
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[techno beat plays ]
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ You gotta get schwifty ♪
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♪ You gotta
get schwifty in here ♪
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♪ It's time to
get schwifty ♪
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♪ Uh-Oh ♪
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Get "Schwifty"?
What the hell is that?
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It's our world's best effort.
That's what.
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♪ Take off your pants
and your panties ♪
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♪ Shit on the floor ♪
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♪ Time to
get schwifty in here ♪
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♪ I'm Mr. Bulldops ♪
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"Mr. Bulldops"?
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Don't analyze it, Nathan.
It's working!
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♪ Take a shit on the floor ♪
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♪ Time to
get schwifty in here ♪
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[rumbling stops]
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...and third-level donors
get our all-access family pass.
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Listen!
The storm is stopping!
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♪ Hey, take your pants off ♪
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♪ It's schwifty
time today ♪
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[music stops]
- Hmm.
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Please be kind to us,
for we are but tiny things
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with entire bodies,
stuck to your ground.
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I like what you got!
Good job!
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- Yea[burps]h!
- Whoo!
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We did it!
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[all cheering]
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What do you know?
He was right!
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- Hooray Principal Vagina!
- Yeah, I'll take it.
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Now,
hold on a second!
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Let's be rational
about this.
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No, I'm --
I'm just saying,
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we don't know there's
a cause-effect relationship --
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[rumbling ]
- Oh, my god!
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What is going on now?!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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♪♪
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What the hell happened?
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Mr. President,
you're gonna want to see this.
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I think planet Earth
has just been transported.
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PRINCIPAL VAGINA: The Head has left
and sent its children.
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Holy crap!
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Oh, dear giant Head, we
apologize for that discussion.
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It will never
happen again.
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Oh, dear --
Oh, dear giant Head...
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[all praying]
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Sir, we started picking up on
a garbled signal.
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We're
decrypting it now.
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HEAD: We asked them
to show us what they got,
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and they did.
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Now we'll see which of them
has got the most.
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24 hours, 5 planets,
5 songs.
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But in the end,
there can only be one...
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Planet Music!
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All participation
is involuntary.
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Disqualified
and losing planets
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are disintegrated
by plasma ray.
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Uh, it's probably a bad time
to mention it,
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but any astronauts you guys had
in orbit are definitely dead.
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HEAD:
Welcome back to "Planet Music"!
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First up,
let's hear the latest song
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from planet Parblesnops',
The Greeby Bobes!
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Show me what you got!
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Hold it, hold it.
Stop.
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Music isn't about
competition or captivity.
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If you love music,
you love freedom.
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Let these worlds be free!
Please!
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Disqualified.
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[ Buzzer]
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There's one every season.
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Moving on to
planet Arboles Mentirosos.
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Arbolian Mentirososians,
show us what you got!
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A 2, 3, 4!
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[ Mid-tempo music plays]
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[guitar strumming,
sour notes play]
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Rick, Morty, Ice-T,
the timetable's moved up.
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Earth's on
in six hours.
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Like we're not already
under enough pressure?!
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- Whoa! Whoa!
- [ laughs] Yeah!
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Geez, Morty, the guy's just
doing his job. Take it easy.
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Rick, Ice-T, could you guys
take it less easy?!
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We've got six hours
to come up with a song!
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Genius happens in
the moment, Morty.
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Well, can we at least
go get our family?
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You know, so we can
take them wis--
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With u--
with us if we lose?
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That's planning for
failure, Morty.
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Even dumber
than regular planning.
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Balls.
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Morty, Morty, stop.
Listen.
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There's only so much charge
left in this thing.
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If we portal home
from here and back,
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we're not gonna have enough
charge left to get off world.
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- Get it?
- What?!
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Yeah.
[ burps ] You see?
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I try to shelter you
247
00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,336
from certain realities
[burps] Morty,
248
00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:39,788
because if I let you
make me nervous,
249
00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:41,418
then we can't
get schwifty.
250
00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:43,626
Stop saying it like
it's a thing! You made it up!
251
00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,085
Hey, Morty,
could you lick my...
252
00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:46,636
balls, balls...
253
00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,338
Rick, cut it out!
It's not funny, Rick!
254
00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:51,095
I've seen enough.
These guys are one-hit wonders.
255
00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:52,426
And what's your plan,
General?
256
00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:53,806
We still have
the nuclear option.
257
00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:55,933
On my word,
we can launch a missile
258
00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:58,106
at every one
of those heads in the sky.
259
00:09:58,181 --> 00:10:00,479
Our planet's held captive
on a live game show,
260
00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:02,105
and your solution
is to shoot the audience?
261
00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:04,404
You can put your faith in nukes
if we gel through this, General.
262
00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:07,107
Until then, I'll put mine
in Rick and Morty.
263
00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:09,693
"Get Schwifty"
was a jam.
264
00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,778
Hello?
Yes, sir, yeah.
265
00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,363
Eh, thank you, sir.
Thank you.
266
00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,824
He says he's proud
of what we're doing
267
00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:19,537
and hopes we have
a great ascension festival!
268
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,586
Happy ascension!
269
00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:21,879
ALL:
Happy ascension!
270
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,832
We should pack up
and leave town now.
271
00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:26,668
I think it's inspiring that our
community is coping with fear
272
00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:29,049
in a way that involves a
festival and homemade ice cream.
273
00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,427
If you'd stop being
such an evangelical atheist,
274
00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:33,383
you might
start enjoying yourself.
275
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,968
Whoa!
Look at you!
276
00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:36,598
You're wearing the hat
and everything!
277
00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:37,975
Here's yours!
278
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,102
Mom, do you mind
if I cook dinner tonight?
279
00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,149
Yeah, sure.
Wait. What?
280
00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:44,899
I love you guys.
You gave me life.
281
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,605
And it's the will
of the many Heads
282
00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,736
that all children
honor their parents.
283
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,112
Dinner sounds nice.
284
00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:51,659
Pardon,
Mr. And Mrs. Smith.
285
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,577
Summer, are you
coming to the ascension?
286
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,906
Father, can we please
go to the ascension?
287
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,707
Sure!
Let's go to the ascension.
288
00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:58,954
Wh-wh-what is it?
289
00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:01,161
We hereby send these
unwantables skyward
290
00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:03,793
that they might be inhaled
by the many Heads,
291
00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:06,967
later to be sneezed back to us
as better babies.
292
00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:12,673
Headward,
free now to rise.
293
00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:15,429
Oh, yes! Yes!
Rise to the giant Head!
294
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,055
You are free
to be free!
295
00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:19,137
And squeegee comes up
from the garage, right?
296
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,893
But he's got a lobster
in one hand,
297
00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:22,849
the movie tickets in the other,
he's like, "I'm ready!"
298
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:23,933
[ laughs ]
299
00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:25,898
You gonna take a lobster
to see "Iron Man 3"?
300
00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:27,854
[laughing] Ice-T!
301
00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,063
Ah, damn.
302
00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:31,149
We're out of
original-flavor Fig Newtons.
303
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:32,575
I should
get going anyway.
304
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:33,902
Wait, wait, wait!
C-come on.
305
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,987
H-hold on a second.
Hold on.
306
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,704
- What?!
- Damn.
307
00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,876
You didn't tell me you fuck
around with portals and shit.
308
00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,043
That's it!
[ grunts ]
309
00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,496
Whoa, whoa, Morty!
Give me that.
310
00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:45,751
You lied! You lied
about the charge!
311
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,127
You were
just being lazy!
312
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,208
Get back!
Sit down!
313
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:49,588
Morty,
just put it down.
314
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:50,919
You don't know
what you're doing.
315
00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,754
I'm going to go
find mom and dad!
316
00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:53,759
No!
317
00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:56,136
Oh shit.
318
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:59,015
♪♪
319
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,060
[farting]
320
00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:09,737
Oh shit.
321
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,655
And then Ethan played guitar,
and we learned
322
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,234
the seven contemplations
of the Head by singing them.
323
00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:16,160
It was really fun.
324
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,579
Praise be the Head!
325
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,952
- BOTH: Praise be the...
- Yeah.
326
00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,874
Hi, folks.
Head Priest Vagina.
327
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,748
Thanks for farming
all those potatoes.
328
00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:25,248
It's 6:00 p.m,
so if you're a parent,
329
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:27,956
you're now entitled to
adoration from your children.
330
00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:29,632
I'm going to
start dinner!
331
00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:30,924
I don't know
what to say.
332
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,968
Summer
is doing really well here.
333
00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:35,797
She's aced every test
in potato class,
334
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,974
and look how important
potatoes have become.
335
00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:41,770
She's not getting pregnant or
doing drugs or missing curfew.
336
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:43,846
Please help me.
You can reach me if you try.
337
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,273
Please help me!
338
00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:47,521
That's not our business
as long as Summer is thriving.
339
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,273
Taco time!
340
00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:51,730
I hope it pleases you
as the Head desires.
341
00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,281
That's wonderful,
Summer.
342
00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:55,029
We're so proud of you.
343
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,531
But obviously you don't have to
make dinner every night.
344
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,954
Of course I do, silly!
[gasps]
345
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:02,999
Oh, my god, daddy!
I'm sorry I called you silly!
346
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:04,621
I'm so sorry!
347
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,123
Heavenly Heads
and cranial creator,
348
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,751
forgive my transgressions
against family and community.
349
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:11,253
May my chores complete me
as I complete them.
350
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,711
[ Door closes]
351
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,798
♪♪
352
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:27,856
Morty.
353
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:28,728
Birdperson?
354
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:29,775
You appear to be dying.
355
00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:31,228
I will make efforts
to prevent this
356
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,688
but can promise nothing.
357
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:33,771
[groans]
358
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,316
[ Mid-tempo music plays]
359
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,991
Wh-what do you think, Ice?
Probably a little overdeveloped.
360
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,869
Shit, overdeveloped,
underdeveloped --
361
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,245
A bad song's a bad song.
362
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,793
Well, do you think,
maybe --
363
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:47,994
Could you give me
some help with it, or...?
364
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,329
Aw, hell no, man.
365
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,255
You do your thing,
but I can't afford to
366
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,753
get my pride wrapped up
in your shame.
367
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,175
You know what I'm saying?
368
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,127
Ice, I don't want to be
a negative Nelly or anything,
369
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:58,087
but [burps] if Morty doesn't
come back with my portal gun
370
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,639
and I eat it out there,
371
00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:01,591
it's, uh, you know,
kind of your problem, too.
372
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:04,598
Pfft! I ain't worried about
no Earth blowing up, man.
373
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:05,929
What? Why not?
374
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,856
Yo, this is why.
375
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,979
What the fuck,
you can turn into ice?
376
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,278
My story begins
at the dawn of time
377
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,902
in the faraway realm
of Alphabetrium.
378
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:19,029
There, every being
is a letter of the alphabet.
379
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:23,113
But I was frozen and exiled
to the cosmos by my elders
380
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:26,200
as punishment for not
caring enough about anything.
381
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,250
Earth is just
one of my many stops
382
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:31,079
on a lifelong journey
with no destination.
383
00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:33,756
So you better believe
I don't care if it blows up,
384
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:36,926
because I'll just be
ice floating through space,
385
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,628
like a comet.
386
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,713
Take it from me, Ice,
[burps] you can't just [burps]
387
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,141
Float around space
not caring about stuff forever.
388
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,968
Pfft.
Man, watch me.
389
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,724
Good luck, Rick.
390
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:52,100
Okay, things are getting
out of hand.
391
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:53,776
I better make sure
Rick has everything he needs
392
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:54,977
to get schwifty.
393
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,813
Oh, for god's sakes.
That's enough.
394
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,273
What the hell are
you doing, Nathan?!
395
00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:00,779
I'm the goddamn President
of the United fucking States!
396
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,405
I'm setting the nuclear
option to launch
397
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:04,408
one minute
into Earth's performance.
398
00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:07,161
And you,
Mr. President...
399
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,244
I hope you like being
hit in the face with a gun.
400
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:13,170
Wait, wait, wait.
Why -- why --
401
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:17,337
I believe I can access
the history of Rick's gun
402
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,839
and help you
get back to him.
403
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,044
But can you help me
get to my family?
404
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,254
You know,
at -- at my house?
405
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,260
Is your intention
to abandon Rick
406
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,886
using his own portal gun?
407
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:27,685
In Bird culture,
this is considered a dick move.
408
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,683
All of Rick's moves
are dick moves!
409
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:30,979
What --
what am I eating?
410
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,432
Wh-what is this,
bird-- birdseed?
411
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,984
It is random debris.
I found it in my carpet.
412
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,436
I don't know
what humans eat.
413
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:38,146
You know
what this human eats.
414
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,276
Don't be gross,
Tammy.
415
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:40,777
Bird dick.
416
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:42,234
Tammy, gross.
417
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,034
Birdperson,
you always stick up for Rick,
418
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,158
but he doesn't care about
anyone but himself.
419
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:47,830
He doesn't think about
the consequences
420
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,031
of anything he does.
421
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,458
And as a result,
he has the power
422
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:53,002
to save or destroy
entire worlds.
423
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:55,296
And he is the reason
you and I know each other...
424
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,999
and the reason
I'm alive at all.
425
00:15:58,082 --> 00:15:59,083
♪♪
426
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,763
What's that?
Who's that baby?
427
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:06,182
Morty, suppose you could
retrieve your family from Earth
428
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,850
but had to
abandon Rick.
429
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:10,303
I could give your loved ones
shelter on Birdworld,
430
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:13,014
even jobs,
possibly as worm ranchers.
431
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:15,771
How often do you think
you might look up at the stars
432
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:17,352
and wonder
what might have been
433
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,529
had you just
put your faith in Rick?
434
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:22,736
HEAD:
That was Chunkytunk with
435
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,113
"Full Ming Mong,
Empty Gorbdork."
436
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:27,195
Up next, planet Earth!
437
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:28,996
Oh, god!
We're up?!
438
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,449
PRINCIPAL: Jerry and Beth,
your family is a golden example
439
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,785
of what Headism
has to offer the world.
440
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,916
- The world?
- Headism is a hit.
441
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,747
We're taking it worldwide,
and we'd like Jerry to be
442
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,753
our church's
Head of advertising.
443
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,209
You would?
444
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,420
Beth, we'd like to promote you
from horse surgeon
445
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,382
straight past human surgeon
to Headof medicine.
446
00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:47,932
That's my dream!
That's my dream.
447
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,886
Thank you.
This is all so overwhelming.
448
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,265
Em, uh...
449
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,471
we can't.
- Absolutely not.
450
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:54,521
I'm sorry?
451
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,395
We've been waiting
16 years
452
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,147
for our daughter
to respect us,
453
00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:00,900
but the key is,
it has to be our daughter,
454
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,901
not this person
she's become.
455
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,199
We'll take our chances
raising her
456
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:06,776
without fancy new jobs,
457
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,078
outside of
a potato-based religion.
458
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:12,282
And you know what? l-l'm sick of
pretending that we're together
459
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,242
because of the kids
in the first place.
460
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:17,499
I married you because
you're the love of my life.
461
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:20,377
And I'm lucky to have you,
and I never tell you that!
462
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:23,881
You know, we will come out
of this stronger as a family.
463
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,928
Please don't do this!
Please don't do this!
464
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,005
- Summer!
- Summer, listen carefully.
465
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,966
I stole a paper clip,
and I have it in my cheek,
466
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,801
but I don't know what to do
with it, and it hurts.
467
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:32,976
You're going to
be okay.
468
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,395
You will come back
as babies.
469
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:37,019
I am a baby!
I'm a baby now!
470
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:38,099
Hello?
471
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:39,942
Is anybody here?
472
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,189
[ Muffled shouting ]
473
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,397
Mr. President!
474
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:44,401
[gasps]
475
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,982
This is Bluebird!
476
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,282
Code Tango Niner Alpha!
477
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:49,452
Abort launch!
Abort! Hello?
478
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:50,824
He's blocked me out.
479
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,120
Sir, I need to
get to the stage
480
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:53,448
and help Rick
get Schwifty!
481
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:55,158
It won't matter
how Schwifty you get, Morty.
482
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:56,538
The General's got nukes
set to launch
483
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,164
halfway through
Earth's song!
484
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,372
Oh, my god!
Uh, c-can you fly a Black Hawk?
485
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,456
Can the Pope's dick
fit through a doughnut?
486
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,508
Uh, I'm...not sure.
487
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,257
Exactly.
488
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:10,302
Show me what you got!
489
00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,975
- [techno beat plays]
- [ clears throat]
490
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:13,892
Uh...
491
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:15,595
♪ Lapoo lapoo lapoo dops ♪
492
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:17,430
♪ Napoo napoo napoo nots ♪
493
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,982
Headward,
free now to rise.
494
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,354
Hey,
look at the Heads!
495
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,027
Looks like
the Heads are getting angry!
496
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,730
PRESIDENT:
I'm really bad at this, Morty!
497
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,235
There are way too many buttons
in this thing!
498
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,443
Mr. President,
if I've learned one thing today
499
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:32,199
it's that sometimes
you have to not give a fuck.
500
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,076
♪ Napoo napoo nots ♪
501
00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:35,532
Ugh.
Tough crowd.
502
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,208
I'm sure that has --
503
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,627
that has nothing
to do with this.
504
00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:41,704
[ Heads booing ]
505
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,080
The Heads
are displeased!
506
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,086
Summer!
507
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,087
Um...
508
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,168
[ booing continues]
509
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,007
Morty!
510
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,212
HEADS:
Hooray!
511
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,468
Hooray! Look!
512
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:52,639
Hooray!
513
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:54,342
The Heads love this!
514
00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:56,848
They love it when we don't
kill the Smith family!
515
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,429
No!
Stop that!
516
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,810
You're not allowed to interpret
the will of the Heads!
517
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:03,643
Call off the nuclear strike!
This is the President!
518
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,273
Stop
the nuclear missile launch!
519
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:06,980
Just launch
the missiles!
520
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,363
[ Pbht! pbht! ]
521
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:13,365
Boo! Not cool!
522
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:15,367
I'm the only one
that speaks to the Heads!
523
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:16,447
Disqualified!
524
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:20,118
The Heads disqualified Vagina!
Get him!
525
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,202
Disqualified!
526
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:22,620
Disqualified!
527
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:26,291
♪♪
528
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:33,343
ALL:
Ice-T?!
529
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,971
That's right.
It's me -- Ice-T.
530
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,643
I care now.
531
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:40,062
You made me care more.
532
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,639
With all due respect,
533
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:45,522
I'd like to hear what
Rick and Morty have to play.
534
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,353
What do you say,
Rick?
535
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,939
I say,
let's do it!
536
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,319
[techno beat plays ]
- HEADS: Hooray!
537
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:52,400
Yeah.
538
00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:54,527
All right.
539
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,237
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
- Uh-huh.
540
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,697
Here we go.
541
00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,327
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
542
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:00,374
♪ Say it with me ♪
543
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,622
♪ Head bent over ♪
544
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,545
♪ Raised up posterior ♪
545
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:05,542
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
546
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,589
♪ Head bent over ♪
547
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:10,043
♪ Yeah, raised up posterior ♪
548
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,127
Sing it
with me now!
549
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,679
Oh, my go--
550
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,381
♪ Head bent over ♪
551
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:16,431
Yeah.
552
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:18,100
♪ Raised up posterior ♪
553
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:19,142
All right!
554
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,561
♪ Head bent over ♪
555
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:24,982
Oh, yeah.
Raised up posterior!
556
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:28,277
After 988 seasons
of "Planet Music,"
557
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:32,573
the Cromulons have decided to
declare Earth the final winner
558
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:35,993
and bring our musical
reality show to a conclusion.
559
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,069
Goodbye.
560
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:38,612
[ pbht! ]
561
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,573
- Yeah!
- We did it! Yes!
562
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,533
Let's get
a music album now!
563
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:46,371
Did he just say
"Musical Reality Show"?
564
00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:49,298
Yeah, it's possible that
we may have been correlating
565
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,751
some things that weren't
actually related at all.
566
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:52,835
Help!
567
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:54,591
We should
go get him.
568
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,297
[cheers and applause]
569
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,098
I hope I can call on you and
Rick again if I need you, Morty.
570
00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,596
Sure thing.
And I --
571
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:02,053
I was kind of hoping that I
could get a selfie with you?
572
00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:04,389
Actually, if you try to
tell anyone what happened here,
573
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:06,440
we'll deny it
and probably worse.
574
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:07,482
Understood.
575
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:08,650
D-i-i-i-i-ie!
576
00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:10,728
Oh, no, no, no!
577
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,314
Why didn't
he turn into a snake?
578
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:14,740
Trade secret,
Mr. President.
579
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:16,533
Particle beam
in a wristwatch,
580
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,032
snake holster
on the leg.
581
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,829
[snake hissing, rattling]
582
00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:22,865
[ Whistles ]
583
00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:25,576
[ Iaughs ]
584
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,713
I love this man!
585
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:32,792
♪♪
586
00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:06,116
Magnesium-J,
Hydrogen-F...
587
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:07,952
Father.
588
00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:11,088
Word of your selfless acts
on the Earth planet
589
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,165
have traveled
across the galaxy.
590
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:14,592
I have changed.
591
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:18,092
I am ready to rejoin my brethren
on Alphabetrium.
592
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,171
Very well.
593
00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:21,929
Your exile ends today.
594
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:27,430
Welcome home,
Water-T.
595
00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:29,436
[ Explosion, rumbling ]
596
00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:31,142
The Numbericons!
They're attacking!
597
00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:32,852
Battle stations!
598
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:33,936
Aah!
599
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,108
Father!
600
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,439
I love you, son.
601
00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:39,947
I should have never
turned you to ice.
602
00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:43,700
Water-T,
where are you going?!
603
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,281
There's too many
of them!
604
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:48,117
Then I better
crunch the numbers.
605
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,079
- Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
[ gunfire ]
606
00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:54,999
[screaming ]
607
00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:56,671
MAN:
Did you get any of that?
608
00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:58,878
MAN:
It's-a good show-a.
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