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[ VACUUM RUNNING ]
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HURRY UP, MORTY.
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GRANDPA'S ABOUT TO UN-FREEZE
TIME.
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YOU REALLY SHOULD BE CLEANING
FROM TOP TO BOTTOM.
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I KNOW HOW TO VACUUM MOM AND
DAD, SUMMER.
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I'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR SIX
MONTHS.
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THEN YOU'VE BEEN DOING IT
WRONG FOR SIX MONTHS.
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OH, MY GOD, IS THAT MILDEW?
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IT'S NOT MY FAULT WE FROZE
TIME ON A HUMID DAY.
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YOU HAVE DROPPED SO MANY
BALLS, MAN.
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DO YOU EVER GET SCARED GRANDPA
RICK
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MIGHT MAKE ME HIS NEW
SIDEKICK?
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WHAT?! WHAT KIND OF MONSTER
ARE YOU? A COMPETENT ONE.
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WHO CARES ABOUT THE [BURPS]
THINGS YOU GUYS ARE TALKING
ABOUT?
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[ BURPS ] THE WHOLE POINT OF
FREEZING TIME WAS TO STOP
GIVING A [BLEEP]
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PUT A SHIRT ON YOUR DUMB DAD,
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AND LET'S GET THIS DUMB
UNIVERSE ROLLING.
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LET'S DO THIS THING.
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ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, YOU TWO.
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WE FROZE TIME FOR A PRETTY
LONG TIME,
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SO WHEN I UN-FREEZE IT,
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THE WORLD'S TIME IS GONNA BE
FINE,
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BUT OUR TIME'S GONNA NEED A
LITTLE TIME
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TO, YOU KNOW, STABILIZE.
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OUR TIME IS GONNA BE UNSTABLE?
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WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
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IT MEANS RELAX AND STOP BEING
A PUSSY, MORTY.
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UH, I THOUGHT YOU LEARNED THAT
BY NOW.
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IT ALSO MEANS DON'T TOUCH YOUR
PARENTS,
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OR WE COULD SHATTER INTO
COUNTLESS THEORETICAL SHARDS.
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-WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT? -AND
AWAY WE GO!
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[ DEVICE WARBLES ]
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♪ ♪♪ ♪
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UM...DID WE EVER PUT THAT
MATTRESS UNDER MR. BENSON?
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-Shhh. -Shush, Morty.
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...A THING OR TWO ABOUT WAIT,
WHAT?
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WAS THE HOUSE WHEN WE PULLED
UP,
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I COULD HAVE SWORN THE HOUSE
WAS COMPLETELY TRASHED.
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NEGATIVE VISUALIZATION, JERRY.
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EXPLAINS A LOT ABOUT WHERE
YOU'RE AT.
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-HI, SWEETIE. -HI, DAD.
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SUMMER, MORTY, ARE YOU OKAY?
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WE WE JUST MISSED YOU A LOT.
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YEAH, WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH.
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TOO MUCH TO HUG YOU, THOUGH.
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YEAH, IT WOULD LITERALLY
DESTROY THEM.
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NOW, LISTEN, WHY DON'T WHY
DON'T WH-WHY DON'T
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WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GO GET A
FREE SUNDAY ICE CREAM?
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GET OUT THERE AND GET SOME ICE
CREAMS.
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HERE'S $500 CASH IN UNMARKED
MONIES.
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I'M JUST GONNA PUT IT ON THE
FLOOR
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AND KICK IT ON OVER TO YA.
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-YOU GUYS GO NUTS. -THIS
BETTER NOT BE A BRIBE.
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IF I FIND A SINGLE THING OUT
OF PLACE IN THIS HOUSE,
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MY LOVE OF ICE CREAM WON'T
SAVE YOU.
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I'LL GET MY JACKET.
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SWEETIE, IS YOUR SHIRT ON
BACKWARDS?
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[ ALL GASP ]
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YEAH. I LIKE IT THIS WAY.
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I'M NOT STUPID.
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-PHEW! -OH.
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MAN, THAT GUY IS THE REDGREN
GRUMBHOLDT
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OF PRETENDING HE KNOWS WHAT'S
GOING ON.
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[ RICK AND SUMMER LAUGH ]
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-OH, YOU AGREE, HUH? -IT'S
FUNNY.
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YOU LIKE THAT REDGREN
GRUMBHOLDT REFERENCE?
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YEAH. WELL, GUESS WHAT? I MADE
HIM UP.
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YOU REALLY ARE YOUR FATHER'S
CHILDREN.
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THINK FOR YOURSELVES. DON'T BE
SHEEP.
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[ DRAMATIC ELECTRONIC MUSIC
PLAYS ]
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
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GOD, I FEEL TERRIBLE.
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YEP, IT REALLY MAKES YOU
APPRECIATE
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HOW FICKLE THE UNIVERSE CAN
BE.
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ONE MINUTE YOU'RE FALLING OFF
A ROOF FOR SIX MONTHS,
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THE NEXT MINUTE, BAM!
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UH, JUST TO BE CLEAR, IT WAS
SUMMER'S JOB
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TO PUT THE MATTRESS UNDER
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UH, WHAT? IT WAS YOUR JOB,
MORTY.
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-NUH-UH! -YUH-HUH!
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ACTUALLY, SORRY, SUMMER.
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I GOT TO BACK THE "M" BOMB ON
THIS ONE.
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I REMEMBER THE CONVERSATION.
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WE TOLD MORTY TO REPLACE ALL
THE BANK'S MONEY WITH COOKIES.
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YOUR JOB WAS TO PUT THE
MATTRESS UNDER MR. BENSON.
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BOOM! IN YOUR FACE, SUMMER!
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YOU REALLY DROPPED THE BALL,
MAN.
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SHUT UP, MORTY, YOU VINDICTIVE
LITTLE TURD!
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YOU SHUT UP, YOU BIG FEMALE
ASSHOLE!
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[ WARBLES ] HEY, DON'T SHOVE
ME!
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-I DIDN'T! -YOU DIDN'T WHAT?
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-WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? -WHAT'S
YOURS?
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-SHUT UP! -YOU SHUT UP!
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[ RUMBLING ] -WH-WHOA, WHOA!
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WHAT THE [Echoing] HELL, HELL,
HELL, HELL, HELL?
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[ Echoing ] OH, GOD. OH, NO.
WHAT DID YOU GUYS JUST DO?
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-WHAT DID WHO DO? -WHAT DO YOU
MEAN?
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WAIT, WHAT AM I SAYING? -[
BURPS ] WERE EITHER
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OF YOU GUYS UNCERTAIN ABOUT
ANYTHING JUST NOW?
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OH, MAN, I DON'T FEEL GOOD.
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-AM I ME? -AM I TALKING RIGHT
NOW?
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-I THINK SO. -WAIT, WHO SAID
THAT?
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ALL RIGHT, BOTH OF YOU JUST
DON'T MOVE.
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DON'T SPEAK, DON'T THINK. I
HAVE TO CHECK SOMETHING.
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-WHAT'D YOU DO, MORTY? -I'M
GONNA HELP GRANDPA.
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I'LL SEE IF HE NEEDS HELP.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'REGONNA
HELP HIM?
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[ SCOFFS ] I CAN HELP, TOO.
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-WHAT'S HAPPENING, GRANDPA?
-WHAT'S GOING ON, RICK?
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SH-SH-SHUT UP.
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OH, CRAP, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
TWO DOTS?
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THIS NEVER NEEDS TO BE MORE
THAN ONE DOT.
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THE TWO OF YOU MADE US
UNCERTAIN!
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-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
-WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
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-ENGLISH, PLEASE. -ENGLISH?
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OUR TIME IS FRACTURED YOU TWO
SOMEHOW CREATED
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A FEEDBACK LOOK OF UNCERTAINTY
THAT SPLIT OUR REALITY
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INTO TWO EQUALLY POSSIBLE
IMPOSSIBILITIES.
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W-WE'RE EXACTLY LIKE A MAN
CAPABLE OF SUSTAINING
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A PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP WITH AN
ATTRACTIVE FEMALE CO-WORKER.
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WE'RE ENTIRELY HYPOTHETICAL.
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BUT I THOUGHT THERE WERE
INFINITE TIME LINES?
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WE'RE NOT ON ANY TIME LINE,
DUMMY.
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LOOK. [ CAT MEOWS ]
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OH, MY GOD!
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Summer: ARE THOSE CATS?
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I ASSUME THEY'RE SCHRODINGER'S
CATS.
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OR, ACTUALLY, I ASSUME
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THEY BOTH ARE AND AREN'T, JUST
LIKE US.
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-IS THE WORLD GONE? -IS THE
WORLD GONE?
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-WHERE ARE MOM AND DAD? -WHAT
ABOUT MOM AND DAD?
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MOM AND DAD? GET YOUR HEAD OUT
OF YOUR FAMILY'S ASS.
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THE THREE OF US ARE LOST IN A
TIMELESS OBLIVION.
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YOUR PARENTS GET TO EXIST.
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THEY'RE PROBABLY LIVING IT UP
IN SOME POINTLESS,
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GROUNDED STORY ABOUT THEIR
[BLEEP] MARRIAGE.
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Jerry: COLD STONE CREAMERY IS
THE BEST.
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WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH OUR
REMAINING $20?
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YOU REALIZE THEY SING NO
MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TIP?
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-WHOA! -AAAH!
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HOLY [BLEEP]
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-WHAT HAPPENED? -I HIT A DEER.
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WE WE HAVE TO TELL THE COPS
YOU WERE DRIVING.
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-WHAT? -THIS IS RUM RAISIN!
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IT'S STILL ALIVE.
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WELL, DO WE DO I, UH, GET, UH,
A BIG ROCK, OR...?
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IT'S NOT AN ARMADILLO,
ASSHOLE.
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I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT A MAN'S
SUPPOSED TO SAY.
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IT'S NOT LIKE I COULD'VE
ACTUALLY DONE IT.
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IF WE WERE NEAR A HOSPITAL, I
COULD TREAT IT,
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BUT I I THINK WE HAVE TO
JUST...
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IT'S OKAY. THIS IS JUST
SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS.
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AND EVEN IF WE WERE IN A
HOSPITAL, WHAT COULD WE DO?
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YOU'RE A HORSE SURGEON, NOT A
DEER SURGEON.
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SO...?
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WELL, DON'T DIFFERENT
ANIMALS...
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REQUIRE DIFFERENT LEVELS OF
SKILL TO KEEP ALIVE?
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-OH, GOD. -GET THE DEER IN THE
CAR, JERRY.
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YES, BETH.
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THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T FREEZE
TIME, YOU GUYS.
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IT'S INCREDIBLY IRRESPONSIBLE.
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AND YOU DID IT SO WE COULD
CLEAN THE HOUSE AFTER A PARTY?
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LOOK, THERE'S NO TIME TO HOLD
ME ACCOUNTABLE, MORTY.
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LIKE, LITERALLY NO TIME. LOOK
AROUND.
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UNCERTAINTY IS INHERENTLY
UNSUSTAINABLE.
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EVENTUALLY, EVERYTHING EITHER
IS OR ISN'T.
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AND WE'VE GOT ABOUT FOUR HOURS
TO BE "IS."
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-OR...? -WE ISN'T.
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ALL RIGHT, SINCE THIS TIME
CRYSTAL EXISTS IN BOTH
POSSIBILITIES,
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AND SINCE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE THAT
I DIDN'T NAIL THIS,
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I'M PROBABLY ABOUT TO PRESS
THIS BUTTON
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IN BOTH POSSIBILITIES AT
EXACTLY THE SAME TIME.
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-HOW DO YOU KNOW -HOW DO YOU
KNOW THAT
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WHATEVER YOUR ASKING ME, THE
ANSWER IS I'M AMAZING.
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AND AWAY WE GO.
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[ WARBLING ]
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HUH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW. IT'S
WORKING.
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-OW, OW, OW! -OH [BLEEP]
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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH
YOU TWO?
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I-I-I-I MEAN YOU FOUR!
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Both: THAT HURT! THAT WAS
PAINFUL.
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GOOD, I'M GLAD IT WAS PAINFUL.
YOU DESERVE IT.
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I SAW YOU. Y-YOU'RE BOTH
[BURPS] ALL OVER THE DAMN
PLACE.
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WE'VE BEEN SPLIT FOR 20
MINUTES AND YOUR LIVES
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ARE ALREADY SCATTERED TO THE
QUANTUM [BLEEP] WIND?
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WHAT THE HELL DO EITHER OF YOU
TWO
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HAVE TO BE SO UNCERTAIN ABOUT?
YOUR BRAND OF ZIT CREAM?
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WHICH CHAIR TO SIT IN WHILE I
DO EVERYTHING?
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COME ON, SPIT IT OUT! WELL,
YOU DON'T EXACTLY MAKE IT EASY,
RICK.
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YOU MAKE FUN OF ME ALL THE
TIME... YOU'RE ALWAYS PICKING
ON ME...
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...AND NOW SUMMER'S DOING IT.
...AND NOW YOU GOT SUMMER TO
KISS YOUR ASS.
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ME?! WHAT ABOUT YOU? YOU'RE
JUST AS MEAN TO ME BECAUSE
YOU'RE JEALOUS...
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COULD YOU GET MORE EXCITED TO
SEE ME FAIL? BECAUSE YOU WANT
GRANDPA ALL TO YOURSELF!
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, COOL IT.
I SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE.
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YOU'RE BOTH YOUNG, YOU'RE BOTH
UNSURE
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ABOUT YOUR PLACE IN THE
UNIVERSE,
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AND YOU BOTH WANT TO BE
GRANDPA'S FAVORITE.
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I CAN FIX THIS. MORTY, SIT
HERE.
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SUMMER, YOU SIT HERE. NOW,
LISTEN.
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I KNOW THE TWO OF YOU ARE VERY
DIFFERENT
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FROM EACH OTHER IN A LOT OF
WAYS,
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BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND
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THAT AS FAR AS GRANDPA'S
CONCERNED,
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YOU'RE BOTH PCES OF SHIT.
YEAH.
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I CAN PROVE IT MATHEMATICALLY.
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ACTUALLY, L-L-LET ME GRAB MY
WHITE BOARD.
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THIS HAS BEEN A LONG TIME
COMING, ANYWAY.
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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EMERGENCY! WOUNDED DEER COMING
IN.
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[ AIR HISSING ] -THREE.
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EXCUSE ME, YOU CAN'T BE BACK
HERE.
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I'M A CERTIFIED HORSE SURGEON,
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AND THIS DEER NEEDS MEDICAL
ATTENTION.
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-NURSE, PLEASE MOVE THAT
SNAKE. -THAT'S MYNURSE.
214
00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,372
AND AS A HORSE SURGEON, I'M
SURE THAT YOU KNOW
215
00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:57,642
THAT DEER HAVE MUCH SMALLER,
MUCH MORE INTRICATE ORGANS.
216
00:07:57,677 --> 00:07:59,678
AS A VET, I'M SURE YOU KNOW
THAT A DEER
217
00:07:59,712 --> 00:08:02,080
IS CLOSER TO A HORSE THAN YOU
ARE TO A DOCTOR.
218
00:08:02,114 --> 00:08:04,716
SO LET'S SAVE THE MEASURING
FOR WHEN OUR DICKS ARE OUT.
219
00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:06,451
-IT'S TIME TO SAVE A LIFE!
-GEEZ.
220
00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:07,919
[ GRUNTS, SIGHS ]
221
00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:10,422
THAT'S ODD. THIS DEER'S
WOUNDED.
222
00:08:10,456 --> 00:08:12,724
UH, YEAH, I WAS THERE. YOU
DON'T HAVE TO RUB IT IN.
223
00:08:12,758 --> 00:08:15,060
I MEAN IT'S BEEN SHOT WITH A
GUN.
224
00:08:15,094 --> 00:08:17,195
Man: MY GUN.
225
00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:18,864
MAY I HELP YOU,SIR?
226
00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:20,732
NO, BUT YOU CAN STOP HELPING
THIS DEER.
227
00:08:20,766 --> 00:08:23,034
I SHOT IT BEFORE THESE TWO HIT
IT WITH THEIR CAR,
228
00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:25,103
AND I FOLLOWED THEM WHEN THEY
HAULED IT OFF.
229
00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:26,671
THIS DEER BELONGS TO ME.
230
00:08:26,706 --> 00:08:28,773
[ SIGHS ] WE DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR THIS, OKAY?
231
00:08:28,808 --> 00:08:30,575
I NEED ANAESTHETIC AND DEER
SALINE.
232
00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:32,644
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE
LAW SAYS ABOUT THIS,
233
00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:35,313
BUT I TOOK AN OATH THAT I
WOULD LET NO ANIMAL COME TO
HARM.
234
00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:37,782
EXCEPT WHEN STERILIZING,
ABORTING, OR EUTHANIZING THEM,
235
00:08:37,817 --> 00:08:39,851
OR ALSO WHEN EATING THEM AT
ALSO ANY MEAL.
236
00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:41,686
I'M CALLING MY LAWYER.
237
00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:44,256
I HOPE FOR ALL OUR SAKES
YOU'RE AS BAD A SURGEON AS I AM
A HUNTER.
238
00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:46,091
IN YOUR DREAMS, BITCH.
SCALPEL.
239
00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:49,528
SO, IN CONCLUSION, YOU'RE BOTH
EQUALLY MERCURIAL,
240
00:08:49,562 --> 00:08:51,363
OVERLY SENSITIVE, CLINGY,
241
00:08:51,397 --> 00:08:53,498
HYSTERICAL, BIRD-BRAINED
HOMUNCULI.
242
00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,501
AND I HONESTLY CAN'T EVEN TELL
THE TWO OF YOU APART HALF THE
TIME
243
00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,169
BECAUSE I DON'T GO BY HEIGHT
OR AGE,
244
00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:59,738
I GO BY AMOUNT OF PAIN IN MY
ASS,
245
00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:01,072
WHICH MAKES YOU BOTH
IDENTICAL.
246
00:09:01,107 --> 00:09:02,674
ALL RIGHT, EVERYTHING
RESOLVED?
247
00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:05,010
EVERYBODY NICE AND CERTAIN
ABOUT THEIR POSITION IN MY
WORLD.
248
00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:06,244
YES. YES. YES. YES.
249
00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:07,779
ALL RIGHT, PERFECT. SIT STILL.
250
00:09:07,813 --> 00:09:09,781
[ BURPS ] ARMS DOWN. I'M GONNA
DO THIS AGAIN.
251
00:09:09,815 --> 00:09:11,816
THIS TIME BE LIKE GRANDPA.
252
00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:12,918
YOU MEAN DRUNK?
253
00:09:12,952 --> 00:09:14,753
WHAT'S THAT? YOU GOT SOMETHING
TO SAY?
254
00:09:14,787 --> 00:09:15,921
-NO. -AND AWAY WE GO!
255
00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:18,456
AND AWAY WE GO!
256
00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:21,226
-HUH, THAT'S WEIRD. -HUH,
THAT'S WEIRD.
257
00:09:21,260 --> 00:09:22,627
[ BUTTON CLICKING ]
258
00:09:22,662 --> 00:09:23,595
-OH, MY GOD. -WHAT?
259
00:09:23,629 --> 00:09:25,130
-OH, MY GOD. -WHAT?
260
00:09:25,164 --> 00:09:26,531
THE SON OF A BITCH IS GONNA
KILL ME! WHAT?!
261
00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,500
THE SON OF A BITCH IS GONNA
KILL ME! WHAT?!
262
00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:29,901
DIABOLICAL, UNFEELING
SOCIOPATH.
263
00:09:29,936 --> 00:09:31,503
-DON'T YOU GET IT?! -DON'T YOU
GET IT?!
264
00:09:31,537 --> 00:09:33,538
THE OTHER RICK ISN'T TRYING TO
MERGE US ANYMORE.
265
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,106
HE THINKS HE CAN SAVE HIS OWN
SKIN
266
00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:36,508
BY USING THE CRYSTAL TO KILL
ME.
267
00:09:36,542 --> 00:09:38,343
HE PROBABLY FIGURES IT'S
[BELCHES] EASIER
268
00:09:38,377 --> 00:09:40,812
TO ELIMINATE ONE OF THE
POSSIBILITIES RATHER THAN MERGE
THEM.
269
00:09:40,846 --> 00:09:42,013
[ LAUGHS ] I HAVE TO ADMIT,
270
00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:43,782
IT WAS ALWAYS IN THE BACK OF
MY MIND, TOO.
271
00:09:43,816 --> 00:09:45,717
THE DIFFERENCE IS I WOULD
NEVER DO IT, UNTIL NOW.
272
00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:48,186
RICK, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
DOING? SAVING OUR LIVES!
273
00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:50,922
AFTER HE TAKES ME OUT, HE'S
HE'S GONNA BE COMING FOR YOU.
274
00:09:50,957 --> 00:09:52,057
-WHO? -ME!
275
00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:53,224
[ GUNSHOT ] -AAH!
276
00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,859
-WHOA! -YOU SEE THAT? GET
DOWN!
277
00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:56,928
I TOLD YOU, HE'S A PSYCHO.
HE'S LOST IT!
278
00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:59,097
TH-TH-TH-THE TIME FRACTURE
MUST HAVE MADE HIM CRAZY!
279
00:09:59,131 --> 00:10:00,665
-I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! -OH,
CRAP!
280
00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:02,400
-I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! [
RUMBLING ]
281
00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,902
[ DEVICE BEEPS ]
282
00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,670
OH, GOD, NOW THERE'S THREE OF
THEM.
283
00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:07,706
WE'RE OUTNUMBERED. GET IN THE
CUPBOARDS.
284
00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:08,974
WAIT, DON'T DON'T DO THAT.
285
00:10:09,008 --> 00:10:10,442
THEY'LL KNOW. WAIT, WAIT.
286
00:10:10,476 --> 00:10:12,644
THINK ABOUT GETTING IN THE
CUPBOARDS, BUT DON'T REALLY.
287
00:10:12,678 --> 00:10:14,512
[ GUNSHOTS ] [ SCREAMS ]
288
00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:16,715
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT, YOU
SICK [BLEEP]?!
289
00:10:16,749 --> 00:10:18,216
YOU WANT TO SEE CHILDREN DIE?!
290
00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:19,417
YOU SON OF A BITCH.
291
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,953
YOU DON'T STOP LIVING UNTIL I
SAY SO!
292
00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:22,954
-MICHAEL.
293
00:10:22,989 --> 00:10:24,389
-WHO'S THIS NOW? -MY LAWYER.
294
00:10:24,423 --> 00:10:26,891
I'M HERE TO NOTIFY YOU, MA'AM,
THAT IN THIS COUNTY,
295
00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:28,526
ANY DEER SHOT BY A HUNTER
296
00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:30,762
IS THAT HUNTER'S PROPERTY
REGARDLESS OF HOW FAR IT RUNS
297
00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:32,664
OR WHO INTERCEPTS IT BEFORE IT
DIES.
298
00:10:32,698 --> 00:10:33,932
IT'S CALLED BRAD'S LAW.
299
00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:35,400
WE CAN'T MAKE YOU STOP THE
SURGERY,
300
00:10:35,434 --> 00:10:37,769
BUT AT THIS POINT, YOU'RE
PERFORMING IT ON VENISON.
301
00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:40,105
ACTUALLY, I'VE DECIDED NOT TO
EAT IT.
302
00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:43,708
ALL THIS FEAR AND CONFLICT I'M
SURE IT'S RUINED THE MEAT.
303
00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:46,111
I'M JUST GONNA USE THE HEAD
FOR MY REC-ROOM WALL.
304
00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:47,612
SHE NORMALLY WORKS ON HORSES.
305
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,615
JERRY, IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA
HELP, GET THE [BLEEP] OUT OF
HERE.
306
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,017
I WILL REACH INTO HEAVEN
307
00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:54,619
AND YANK YOUR SCREAMING DEER
SOUL BACK!
308
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,421
JESUS.
309
00:10:56,455 --> 00:10:57,656
Shh, shh!
310
00:10:57,690 --> 00:10:59,557
I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE, YOU
CREEPY OLD MONSTER.
311
00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:00,859
I KNOW HOW YOU THINK.
312
00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:02,961
OH, IS THERE WHERE YOU THINK
I'M GOING?
313
00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:04,396
YOU THINK I'M STANDING HERE?
314
00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:05,664
WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
315
00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:07,198
[ MORTY GRUNTS ] [ RICK GROANS
]
316
00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:08,667
Summer: HOLY [BLEEP] NOW WHAT?
317
00:11:08,701 --> 00:11:10,602
WELL, IF ALL OF ME KNOCKED OUT
ALL THE RICKS,
318
00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:12,003
AND YOU PEED IN ALL OF YOUR
PANTS,
319
00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:13,972
DOESN'T THAT MEAN THAT WE'RE
ALL SYNCHRONIZED?
320
00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,440
-RIGHT. -OKAY.
321
00:11:15,474 --> 00:11:18,043
SO, FROM NOW ON, WHATEVER WE
DO, WE HAVE TO BE CERTAIN.
322
00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:19,344
RIGHT.
323
00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:22,213
I THINK I'M CERTAIN WE'RE
EFFED IN THE "A."
324
00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:29,888
[ CATS MEOWING, PURRING ]
325
00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:31,056
OH, GOD, MY HEAD.
326
00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:32,624
[ GROANS ] WHAT DID YOU GUYS
DO?
327
00:11:32,658 --> 00:11:35,627
WE PUT YOU IN A DOG CRATE
BECAUSE YOU WERE ACTING CRAZY
328
00:11:35,661 --> 00:11:37,796
AND YOU CAUSED ANOTHER TIME
FRACTURE.
329
00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:39,064
YOU TRIED TO KILL YOURSELF.
330
00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:40,298
O-ONLY IN SELF-DEFENSE.
331
00:11:40,332 --> 00:11:41,700
MYSELF TRIED TO KILL ME FIRST.
332
00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:43,802
GUYS, I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO
UNDERSTAND THIS,
333
00:11:43,836 --> 00:11:45,770
BUT TIME BREAKING TWICE MEANS
OUR PROBLEM IS
334
00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:48,573
TWO TIMES BIGGER AND WE'VE GOT
HALF AS MUCH TIME TO SOLVE IT.
335
00:11:48,607 --> 00:11:50,875
WELL, ACTUALLY, I DO EXPECT
YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT.
336
00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:53,311
IT'S BASIC MATH. C-CAN
SOMEBODY JUST LET ME OUT OF
HERE?
337
00:11:53,345 --> 00:11:54,846
IF I DIE IN A CAGE, I LOSE A
BET.
338
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,448
WELL, IS THERE SOME WAY YOU
CAN PROVE
339
00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:58,450
YOU'RE NOT A THREAT TO
YOURSELF AND OTHERS ANYMORE?
340
00:11:58,484 --> 00:12:00,018
OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE. ALL RIGHT,
HERE.
341
00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:02,187
-GIVE ME THE TIME CRYSTAL.
-WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
342
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:04,389
CALLING MYSELF. HERE, LISTEN.
343
00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:05,990
IT'LL [BURPS] PROBABLY GO TO
VOICEMAIL
344
00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:07,625
SINCE, YOU KNOW, I'M CALLING
MYSELF.
345
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,427
HELLO, RICK HERE.
346
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,129
DON'T FALL FOR IT. IT'S A BIT.
347
00:12:11,163 --> 00:12:12,497
JUST KIDDING! HA, HA!
348
00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:13,832
YOU JUST GOT RICKED.
349
00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:15,400
YOU'VE REACHED RICK'S
VOICEMAIL.
350
00:12:15,434 --> 00:12:16,868
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. [ BEEP]
351
00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:18,269
HEY, RICK. IT'S RICK.
352
00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:19,938
LISTEN, I'M SORRY ABOUT
EARLIER. NO HARD FEELINGS.
353
00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:22,006
I KNOW YOU KNOW I MEAN IT,
TOO. TAKE IT EASY.
354
00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:23,508
WHOA, DAMN! LOOK AT THIS.
355
00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:25,744
I'M BLOWING UP THREE NEW
VOICEMAILS.
356
00:12:25,778 --> 00:12:26,945
HEY, RICK. IT'S RICK.
357
00:12:26,979 --> 00:12:28,279
LISTEN, I'M SORRY ABOUT
EARLIER.
358
00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:29,914
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I HEARD THIS
ONE.
359
00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:31,282
HEY, RICK. IT'S RICK.
360
00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:32,684
HEY, RICK, IT'S -YOU GET THE
IDEA.
361
00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:34,252
[ BURPS ] W-WE'RE COOL NOW.
362
00:12:34,286 --> 00:12:36,221
OKAY, WELL, WE'RE STILL NOT
GONNA LET YOU OUT OF THIS
CRATE.
363
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:37,655
FINE. I'LL JUST DO IT MYSELF.
364
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:40,058
IF YOU COULD GET OUT THAT
WHOLE TIME, WHY DIDN'T YOU?
365
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,760
BECAUSE I WAITED UNTIL I WAS
CERTAIN
366
00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:43,428
IT WAS WHAT I WANTED TO DO,
MORTY.
367
00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:45,330
THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
YOU AND ME.
368
00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:46,631
I'M CERTAIN, AND YOU'RE
369
00:12:46,665 --> 00:12:49,100
A WALKING BURLAP SACK FILLED
WITH TURDS.
370
00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:50,401
YOU KNOW, GEEZ, RICK!
371
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,036
Y-Y-YOU'RE REALLY TEARING INTO
ME RIGHT NOW.
372
00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:53,538
YOU KNOW, WORDS HURT.
373
00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:54,873
-HOLY! -A MONSTER!
374
00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:56,741
HEY, YOU HEY, QUIT éLING.
375
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,010
QUIT éLING. WHAT THE [BLEEP]
376
00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:00,812
YOUR TIME IS ALL RIPPED UP TO
HELL!
377
00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:02,814
[ WARBLES ] YOU BROKE YOUR
TIME TWICE.
378
00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:04,849
-[ SIGHS ] -HOW DID THIS
HAPPEN?
379
00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:06,451
[ ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
380
00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:08,920
NEVERMIND. SHUT THE [BLEEP]
UP. OH, DAMN.
381
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,588
I'M FROM THE FOURTH DIMENSION.
382
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:11,990
I CAN HEAR ALL OF Y'ALL.
383
00:13:12,024 --> 00:13:14,359
NOW LET'S JUST SEE WHAT WE GOT
HERE FOR A SECOND.
384
00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:16,060
-[ GROANS ] -HEY, DAMN IT.
385
00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:18,029
WERE YOU TRYING TO USE THIS TO
386
00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:20,999
OH, SEE, YOU BROKE TIME, AND
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD
387
00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:23,034
JUST STICK IT BACK TOGETHER
WITH THIS?
388
00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:24,602
HOW YOU THINK YOU GONNA MOVE
TIME
389
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,037
WHILE YOU'RE STANDING IN IT,
390
00:13:26,071 --> 00:13:27,939
YOU DUMBASS THREE-DIMENSIONAL
MONKEY-ASS DUMMIES?
391
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,207
OH, WAY TO GO, RICK.
392
00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:30,542
YEAH, GRANDPA, WAY TO GO.
393
00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:32,477
WHAT, YOU'RE JUST GONNA LISTEN
TO THIS GUY NOW?
394
00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:34,546
HE'S GOT A GIANT TESTICLE FOR
A HEAD.
395
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:35,814
HE CAME HERE IN A BUBBLE.
396
00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:37,415
FOR ALL WE KNOW, HE COULD BE
397
00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:39,384
THE DAVID BERKOWITZ OF
NUTSACKLAND.
398
00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:41,553
SHUT UP. HERE, PUT THESE ON.
399
00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:43,321
THEY'LL SYNC YOUR
POSSIBILITIES UP
400
00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:45,356
SO I CAN BRING YOU BACK TO
CERTAIN TIME.
401
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:47,492
Y'ALL ARE JUST JUST JUST
NEGLIGENT.
402
00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:49,294
SEE, NOW NOW LOOK RIGHT HERE.
403
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,196
HEY, HEY, HEY, THE THREE OF
YOU, PUT YOUR COLLARS ON.
404
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,897
-WE HAVE THEM ON. -WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
405
00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:54,365
-UH, WE DID. -WE'RE NOT
WEARING COLLARS.
406
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,267
EXACTLY. 'CAUSE YOU'RE BEING
OBSTINATE.
407
00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:57,635
[ BELCHES ] WHAT?
408
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,604
PUT THE DAMN COLLARS ON IF YOU
WANT TO LIVE.
409
00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:01,573
-THEY'RE ON RIGHT NOW. -WE
DID. THEY'RE ON.
410
00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:03,641
ALL RIGHT, FINE. SUMMER,
MORTY, PUT THEM ON.
411
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,176
[ DEVICE BEEPS ]
412
00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:06,845
[ WARBLING ]
413
00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:08,179
-YES, WE'RE BACK! -NO MORE
CATS!
414
00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:10,148
-WE'RE BACK IN CERTAIN TIME.
-PROBLEM SOLVED.
415
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,449
NO MORE CATS! OH, YOU DID IT!
416
00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:13,384
-YOU FIXED IT. -YEAH, I DID.
417
00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:14,819
NOW KEEP THOSE COLLARS ON SO
YOU
418
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,421
DON'T BREAK YOUR WEAK-ASS TIME
AGAIN.
419
00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:18,523
HOW LONG, EXACTLY, DO WE HAVE
TO WEAR THESE THINGS?
420
00:14:18,557 --> 00:14:19,891
THEY'RE REALLY EMBARRASSING.
421
00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:22,193
WELL, SINCE YOU'RE GOING TO
TIME PRISON,
422
00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:24,395
I'D SAY YOU CAN KEEP THEM ON
FOREVER.
423
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:26,197
-TIME PRISON? -YEAH.
424
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,266
WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU
EXPECT ME TO THINK
425
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:29,701
YOU GOT THAT CRYSTAL OVER
THERE,
426
00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:33,605
BUT THE ONLY WAY YOUR DUMBASS
ASSIN' ASS ASSES
427
00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:36,341
COULD EVER HAVE ON IS IF IT
WAS STOLEN.
428
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,010
YOU STOLE A TIME-FREEZING
CRYSTAL FROM TESTICLE
MONSTERS?!
429
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:41,679
I WOULD'VE BEEN HAPPY TO PAY
FOR IT, S [BURPS] SUMMER,
430
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,681
BUT THEY DON'T EXACTLY SELL
THEM AT COSTCO.
431
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,584
BESIDES, THERE'S A LARGER
LESSON TO BE LEARNED HERE. GET
HIM!
432
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,186
NO, NO, NO, NO! YOU BETTER
KEEP BACK!
433
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,654
MAN, THIS WILL TURN YOUR ASS
434
00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:51,956
INTO A THIRD-TRIMESTER FETUS
FROM 30 YARDS.
435
00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:54,392
[ MONITOR BEEPING ]
436
00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:55,827
MM.
437
00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:58,496
ISN'T THERE A KITTEN SOMEWHERE
THAT NEEDS A MANICURE?
438
00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:00,999
THAT'S RIGHT, MRS. SMITH. GIVE
IN TO YOUR ANGER.
439
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:03,134
NEGLECT THAT DEER.
440
00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:04,969
HONEY, IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
441
00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:06,905
THESE MEN ARE FROM THE CERVINE
INSTITUTE
442
00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:08,573
OF OF ELK, MOOSE, DEER, AND
STAG.
443
00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:10,508
THEY CAN TAKE THIS DEER TO A
HELICOPTER
444
00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:12,677
AND FLY IT TO THE COUNTRY'S
TOP DEER SURGEON
445
00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:15,013
ON A WILDLIFE RESERVE ACROSS
THE STATE BORDER.
446
00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:17,548
WHERE YOUR JURISDICTION ENDS.
447
00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:20,885
I GUESS THAT'S THE END OF
THAT.
448
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,487
THERE IS JUST ONE MORE THING.
449
00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:25,123
ACCORDING TO THIS STATE'S
VETERINARIAN STATUTE,
450
00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:26,958
THIS ANIMAL CAN'T BE
TRANSFERRED
451
00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:29,060
UNTIL THE CURRENT ATTENDING
PHYSICIAN
452
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,696
VERBALLY CONFIRMS THEIR
INABILITY
453
00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:33,531
TO PROVIDE ADEQUATE CARE.
454
00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:35,767
YOU HEARD THE MAN, HORSE
DOCTOR.
455
00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:39,470
YOU HAVE TO SAY YOU COULDN'T
HACK IT.
456
00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:42,173
WE DID IT!
457
00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:44,042
UH-HUH. NO, MOTHER NO. EARTH,
DUDE.
458
00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:46,411
NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT YEAH,
WITH THE DINOSAURS.
459
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:49,047
NO, IF YOU GET TO THE DOLPHIN
PEOPLE, YOU GONE TOO FAR.
460
00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:51,349
ALL RIGHT, MAN, I'LL TALK TO
YOU LATER. OKAY.
461
00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:52,750
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO
462
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,619
TO THIRD-DIMENSIONAL LIFE
FORMS IN TIME PRISON?
463
00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:56,988
SAME THING THEY DO IN EVERY
OTHER PRISON, ONLY FOREVER.
464
00:15:57,022 --> 00:15:58,323
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
465
00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:00,591
YOU THINK I WANT TO BE AN
OMNISCIENT IMMORTAL BEING
466
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,627
TRANSCENDING TIME AND SPACE MY
WHOLE LIFE?
467
00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:03,795
I GOT AMBITIONS, MAN.
468
00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:05,697
BRINGING YOU GUYS IN IS MY
TICKET UP.
469
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:08,800
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE'S A
HUGE TICKET
470
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,001
UP RIGHT BEHIND YOU?
471
00:16:10,035 --> 00:16:11,269
YOU REALLY THINK I'M THAT
STUPID?
472
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,971
ALL RIGHT, HEAR ME OUT ON
THIS.
473
00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:14,839
YOU'RE IMMORTAL, RIGHT, WHICH
MEANS YOUR LIFE IS INFINITE.
474
00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:16,841
OKAY, WELL, THEN THAT MEANS
THERE'S A 100% CHANCE
475
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:18,409
THAT YOU'LL EVENTUALLY DO
EVERYTHING,
476
00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:20,845
INCLUDING TURNING AROUND TO
LOOK BEHIND YOU.
477
00:16:20,879 --> 00:16:22,113
I CANNOT ARGUE THAT.
478
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,715
[ THUD! ] -AAAH!
479
00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:26,184
[ SQUEALS ] -OH, GOD, GROSS
AND WEIRD!
480
00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:28,419
-CHRIS! [ SPLAT! ]
481
00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:29,754
YOU KILLED MY GUN!
482
00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:31,322
Rick: SUMMER, MORTY, TAKE OFF
YOUR COLLARS.
483
00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:32,890
WHAT? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
DOING?
484
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:37,562
GOOD QUESTION. I SUPPOSE THE
ANSWER IS I'M NOT CERTAIN.
485
00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:39,030
OH, NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
486
00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:40,832
-I HAVE NO IDEA. -I'M NOT
SURE.
487
00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:42,266
STOP IT!
488
00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:44,869
[ Echoing ] MAYBE I WILL,
MAYBE I WON'T.
489
00:16:44,903 --> 00:16:47,038
I'M REALLY UNCERTAIN ABOUT
EVERYTHING,
490
00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:48,439
EVEN KICKING YOUR ASS.
491
00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:49,774
LIST HEY! TW OW!
492
00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:51,876
BUT THE THESE ARMS ARE
VESTIGIAL! [ GRUNTS ]
493
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:53,644
NOW, YOU POKED ME WHERE AN EYE
WOULD'VE BEEN
494
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,313
ABOUT 6 MILLION YEARS AGO.
495
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,281
Summer: [ Echoing ] COME ON,
LET'S HELP GRANDPA.
496
00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:59,751
Morty: [ Echoing ] YES! I'M
100% NOT SURE ABOUT ANYTHING!
497
00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:01,586
YEAH, TOTALLY UNCERTAIN.
498
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,354
BEAT HIS ASS! GET HIM! BEAT
HIM UP!
499
00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:05,790
-KICK HIS ASS, RICK! -DIE,
MOTHER[BLEEP]
500
00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:07,125
OW! I'M DEFEATED.
501
00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:09,127
-WHAT'S HAPPENING? -TIME IS
FALLING APART.
502
00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:10,661
WE'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO
CERTAINTY QUICK.
503
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,063
GIVE ME YOUR COLLARS.
504
00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:14,032
OH, MAN. DON'T YOU HAVE TO
FIX, LIKE, 30 OF THEM?
505
00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:15,533
MORTY, I HAVE TO FIX THREE OF
THEM.
506
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:17,068
AND THEN THERE'S 31 OTHER
VERSIONS OF ME
507
00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:19,771
THAT HAVE TO ALSO FIX THREE,
FOR A TOTAL OF 96.
508
00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:22,140
I'M NOT AN IDIOT. I KNOW HOW
TO BE DECISIVE.
509
00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:24,075
NOW HAND ME THAT FLAT-HEAD
SCREWDRIVER. NOW HAND ME THAT
PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER.
510
00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:26,177
-ACTUALLY, MAKE IT A
FLAT-HEAD. -ACTUALLY, MAKE IT A
PHILLIPS.
511
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:27,145
OH, SHIT.
512
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:41,159
LOOK, I KNOW I WAS KIND OF A
NUISANCE TODAY.
513
00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:42,894
I KNOW IT'S MY FAULT WE HIT
THE DEER.
514
00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:45,329
AND I KNOW YOU WANTED TO BE
THE ONE TO SAVE IT.
515
00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:46,798
WHATEVER.
516
00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:49,133
HOW PETTY WOULD I HAVE TO BE
TO CARE LESS
517
00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:51,369
ABOUT AN ANIMAL'S LIFE THAN MY
OWN EGO?
518
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:54,439
WELL, YOU'D HAVE TO BE PRETTY
PETTY.
519
00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:56,941
BUT YOU'D STILL BE THE WOMAN I
MARRIED.
520
00:17:56,975 --> 00:17:59,077
[ CAR RATTLES ] -WHERE ARE WE
GOING?
521
00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:01,312
ONE LAST STOP.
522
00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:03,748
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
523
00:18:03,782 --> 00:18:05,716
WHERE'S THE HELICOPTER?
524
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,251
THERE IS NO HELICOPTER.
525
00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:09,720
AND THERE IS NO CERVINE
INSTITUTE.
526
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,522
BUT THE TOP DEER SURGEON...
527
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:12,690
I'M LOOKING AT HER.
528
00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:14,225
THANKS FOR TEEING ME UP LIKE
THAT.
529
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:15,760
YOU BETTER GET MOVING.
530
00:18:15,794 --> 00:18:17,695
THESE LIGHTS ARE DESIGNED FOR
BASIC ICE-CREAM WORK.
531
00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:19,063
THEY'RE NOT GONNA LAST ALL
NIGHT.
532
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,731
I NEED FIVE MINUTES.
533
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:23,501
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
534
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:55,133
JERRY, THIS WAS THE MOST
ROMANTIC WEEKEND I'VE EVER HAD.
535
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:57,535
THANKS TO COLD STONE CREAMERY.
536
00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:59,237
YOU'RE WELCOME.
537
00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:00,938
Rick: OKAY, COLLARS ARE DONE.
PUT THEM ON.
538
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,407
WE'RE OUT OF TIME. IT'S
IRONIC, HUH?
539
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:04,942
[ BEEPING ]
540
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,577
HUH? WAIT A MINUTE.
541
00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:08,112
-GREAT. -RICK!
542
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,280
WHAT'S GOING ON?
543
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:10,748
THE COLLAR. OH, THE LATCH IS
BROKEN.
544
00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:12,183
IT WON'T LATCH CLOSED AROUND
MY NECK.
545
00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:14,118
-OH, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
-GEEZ, WHAT'S GOING ON?
546
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,520
HOW COME OUR COLLARS AREN'T
GREEN?
547
00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:17,288
OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE SOMEONE
DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PUT
548
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,390
HIS COLLAR ON, AND ONE OF ME
IS STUCK TRYING TO HELP HIM.
549
00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:21,859
DON'T BLAME THIS ON ME. YOU'RE
THE ONE THAT COULDN'T FIX A
LATCH.
550
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,794
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
IT'S NOT BROKEN, MORTY.
551
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:24,829
I FIXED IT. JUST PUT IT ON.
552
00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:26,597
IT WON'T CLOSE. IT'S BROKEN.
553
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:28,332
FINE, BRING IT HERE.
554
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:29,834
[ GROANS ] OH!
555
00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:31,435
-RICK! -MORTY!
556
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:32,737
[ SCREAMS ]
557
00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:34,305
OH, REALLY, MORTY? WELL, I'M
SORRY.
558
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:36,941
I'M NOT THE ONE WHO'S SO
[BLEEP] UNCERTAIN ABOUT
EVERYTHING.
559
00:19:36,975 --> 00:19:38,509
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M CERTAIN OF,
RICK?
560
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:40,144
I'VE REALLY MADE UP MY MIND
ABOUT THIS.
561
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,579
I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
562
00:19:41,613 --> 00:19:44,081
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA SEE
ANYTHING AGAIN, YOU LITTLE
DUMMY!
563
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:45,316
YOU KILLED US!
564
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:48,019
GOD DAMN IT. [ GRUNTS ]
565
00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:52,790
♪ ♪♪ ♪
566
00:19:52,824 --> 00:19:54,192
RICK! OH!
567
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:55,726
MORTY, WHERE'S YOUR COLLAR?
I'LL FIX IT.
568
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:57,895
I DROPPED IT.
569
00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,197
[ BEEPING ]
570
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:02,166
WHAT THE HELL? WHAT HAVE YOU
DONE TO ME, MORTY?
571
00:20:03,468 --> 00:20:05,937
I'M OKAY WITH THIS. BE GOOD,
MORTY.
572
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:09,540
BE BETTER THAN ME.
573
00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:11,242
OH [BLEEP] THE OTHER COLLAR!
574
00:20:11,276 --> 00:20:13,511
I'M NOT OKAY WITH THIS. I AM
NOT OKAY WITH THIS!
575
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,046
OH, SWEET JESUS, PLEASE LET ME
LIVE.
576
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,215
OH, MY GOD, I HAVE TO I'VE GOT
TO FIX THIS THING.
577
00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:19,150
PLEASE, GOD IN HEAVEN. PLEASE,
GOD.
578
00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:20,418
OH, LORD, HEAR MY PRAYERS.
579
00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:22,553
[ COLLAR BEEPS ] YES! [BLEEP]
YOU, GOD!
580
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:24,088
NOT TODAY, BITCH!
581
00:20:24,122 --> 00:20:27,291
PLEASE, GOD, IF THERE'S A
HELL, PLEASE BE MERCIFUL TO ME.
582
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:28,993
[ COLLAR BEEPS ]
583
00:20:29,027 --> 00:20:31,462
YES, I DID IT! THERE IS NO
GOD!
584
00:20:31,496 --> 00:20:32,897
IN YOUR FACE!
585
00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:34,498
ONE DOT, MOTHER[BLEEP]
586
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,801
YES! OH, YES!
587
00:20:36,835 --> 00:20:38,469
ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT.
588
00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:39,971
-OH, THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL.
-OH, YEAH!
589
00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:41,472
I'M GONNA DO THE CABBAGE
PATCH, MORTY.
590
00:20:41,506 --> 00:20:42,840
-OH, YEAH, DO IT. -CHECK ME
OUT.
591
00:20:42,874 --> 00:20:44,041
I'M DOING THE CABBAGE PATCH.
592
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,543
-DO IT RIGHT. -I'M DOING IT,
TOO.
593
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,044
-DO THE CABBAGE PATCH. -IT'S A
CLASSIC DANCE.
594
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,746
-DO IT. DO THE DANCE. -OH
[BLEEP] LOOK AT THAT.
595
00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,948
HEY, WAIT A SECOND, HOW COME
YOU GUYS TOOK LONGER TO GET
HERE?
596
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:54,218
I DON'T KNOW. I THINK, LIKE,
1/64 OF MY COLLARS DIDN'T WORK.
597
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,720
IT'S HARD TO KEEP STRAIGHT NOW
598
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:58,289
THAT I HAVE 63 OTHER MEMORIES
OF EVERYTHING.
599
00:20:58,323 --> 00:20:59,390
YEAH.
600
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:01,158
BUT I FEEL LIKE ONE OF THE 64
RICKS,
601
00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:02,793
LIKE, SACRIFICED HIMSELF FOR
ME?
602
00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:05,329
-MAYBE? I THINK? -SHUT UP,
MORTY.
603
00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:07,965
THE LAST TIME YOU FELT
SOMETHING, WE ALL ALMOST DIED.
604
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,233
YOU LITTLE PCE OF SHIT.
605
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,735
Beth: HEY, GUYS, WE'RE HOME.
606
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:11,969
Together: MOM! DAD!
607
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,537
UH, HOLD THE PHONE.
608
00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:16,040
WHERE DID YOU GUYS GET THOSE
NECKLACES FROM?
609
00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:18,576
UH, LADY GAGA, TABLE FOR
THREE. AM I RIGHT?
610
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,778
ARE YOU GUYS POWER RANGERS,
611
00:21:20,812 --> 00:21:22,413
BUT ONLY ON ONE SMALL PART OF
YOU NECKS?
612
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:23,948
HEY, DO THOSE THINGS NEED
BATTERIES?
613
00:21:23,982 --> 00:21:25,816
WERE THEY INCLUDED? CLEANUP IN
THE FRUIT AISLE.
614
00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:27,852
NOT IN A HOMOPHOBIC WAY,
THOUGH.
615
00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:29,987
THEY'RE JUST FRUITY NECKLACES
IS WHAT I WAS SAYING. I'M GONNA
PEE MY PANTS!
616
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:32,623
SOMEBODY CALL THE PLANET OF
"TRON"! DOESN'T FEEL SO GOOD,
DOES IT?
617
00:21:32,658 --> 00:21:35,326
WE HAVE THREE "TRON" PEOPLE
OVER HERE. NO, IT DOESN'T. IT
HURTS.
618
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,461
SERIOUSLY, ARE THESE HALLOWEEN
COSTUMES?
619
00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:38,929
ARE YOU GOING AS MOTORCYCLES
620
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,265
WITH GREEN HEADLIGHTS INSTEAD
OF NORMAL ONES?
621
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,234
ARE YOU DOGS? ROBOT DOGS? [
LAUGHS ]
622
00:21:43,268 --> 00:21:44,969
GOSH, YOU GUYS ARE LAME.
623
00:21:45,003 --> 00:21:47,104
ARE THOSE CHOKERS FROM THE
'90s?
624
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,473
WHAT IS THIS, A '90s NOSTALGIA
THING?
625
00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:53,644
ARE YOU GUYS IN THAT MOVIE
"THE CRAFT" WITH FAIRUZA BALK?
626
00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:57,748
[ DRAMATIC ELECTRONIC MUSIC
PLAYS ]
627
00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:29,680
[ WARBLING ]
628
00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:31,916
HEY, MAN, WHEN THE HELL WERE
YOU?
629
00:22:31,950 --> 00:22:33,351
LOOKING FOR YOU, ASSHOLE.
630
00:22:33,385 --> 00:22:34,952
I TOLD YOU PAST THE DINOSAURS.
631
00:22:34,986 --> 00:22:37,421
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TIME IS PAST
THE DINOSAURS?
632
00:22:37,456 --> 00:22:38,622
HALF OF ALL TIME!
633
00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:39,757
COME ON, MAN. IT'S THIS WAY.
634
00:22:39,791 --> 00:22:40,991
-COME ON. -GIVE ME THAT THING.
635
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,493
SPEED IT UP. HE CAN'T BE THIS
FAR BACK.
636
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:44,362
NO, NO, THERE HE IS. THERE HE
IS. THERE HE IS.
637
00:22:44,396 --> 00:22:45,663
THERE HE IS. STOP, STOP.
638
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,098
-SO, THAT'S THE GUY, HUH?
-YEAH, THAT'S HIM.
639
00:22:47,132 --> 00:22:48,899
HEY, MAN. REMEMBER ME?
640
00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:50,701
I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOUR ASS.
[ GRUNTING ]
641
00:22:50,736 --> 00:22:52,536
DON'T...MESS...WITH TIME!
642
00:22:52,571 --> 00:22:54,739
YOU DON'T [BLEEP] WITH TIME!
643
00:22:54,773 --> 00:22:57,174
MOTHER[BLEEP]
644
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:59,310
[ WARBLES ]
645
00:22:59,344 --> 00:23:00,811
[ GROANS ]
646
00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:03,347
[ German accent ] I WILL MESS
WITH TIME.
647
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:06,384
[ WHIMPERS ] I WILL MESS WITH
TIME.
648
00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:07,818
[ SHOUTING ]
649
00:23:07,853 --> 00:23:09,253
Man: DID YOU GET ANY OF THAT?
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Man: [ Italian accent ] IT'S A
GOOD SHOW.
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