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[upbeat music]
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- Good evening, everybody,
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and thanks for
coming to the show.
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Let's give a warm,
crazy Vernon BC welcome
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to our guests of honor,
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John Hollingsworth, Chris
Reid, and Dave Lane,
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here's your Fidgets!
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[audience cheers and applauds]
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- All right, are you
ready to get started?
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[audience cheers and applauds]
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All right, are we gonna
have a good show tonight?
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[audience cheers]
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Oh, yeah, we are, okay,
Change is a sketch we do,
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where Chris and I
complete a scene,
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but everything we say Dave
has the power to say, change,
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and when he says that,
we have to change
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the last thing
that we said, okay.
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So, the scene is, Doctor Chris
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needs to have a sit down talk
with John to talk to him about
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how the operation
didn't go as planned.
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- I'm the doctor?
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- You're the doctor.
- Okay.
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- And I'm--
- What was your operation?
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- [Dave] Do you wanna get
minor operation day surgery?
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- Yeah, give me a minor,
like day surgery--
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[audience shouting]
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Bunion infection?
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[audience shouting]
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- Hair transplant!
- Hair transplant, really?
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- Bunion infection.
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- Oh, okay, on your toesies
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- Yeah.
- Sure, why not?
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Okay, I'll be the doctor
and you do the, okay.
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- I'll have the
bunion infection.
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- Apparently.
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- It sounds disgusting though.
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Are you ready?
- Yeah.
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- All right.
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Nurse I really need
to see the doctor.
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No, I really need
to see the doctor!
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Yeah, John Hollingsworth,
tell him John Hollingsworth,
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Doctor, hey!
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What are you doing?
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- I am smoking in my office.
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- Change.
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- I am having a cigarette.
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- Change.
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- Don't you know
what I am doing?
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Do you want to try,
the cool kids do it?
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- I don't think so, I don't
think smoking is good for you.
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But here's the thing,
I need to talk to you
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for a couple minutes
about my operation.
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[speaking in foreign language]
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[audience laughs]
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- 'Cause I am French.
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- Yeah, I got that.
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Doc, last week I was in here
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to get my infected
bunion repaired.
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[speaking in foreign language]
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Okay, remember, you looked at
in the x-ray, and you said,
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that infected bunion
needs to be repaired.
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- Change.
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- You said that infected
bunion makes me hungry.
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- Change.
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- You said that infected
bunion looks like my mother.
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[audience laughs]
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- So, we jumped into, we got
a surgery date right away,
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because you were
afraid for my life,
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and you put me out, and my
bunion is still infected.
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[exhales]
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- So, you have a problem
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with your bunion
still being infected?
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- Yes.
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- Okay, I want to
ask you something.
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How does your back feel?
- Change.
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- How does your butt feel?
- Change.
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- Can you see better?
- Change.
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- How do you smell?
- Change.
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- You know, if you had
more hair on your back,
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you'd probably be
better looking.
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[audience laughs]
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But don't worry, I
had already fixed it.
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You probably just haven't
seen your back yet.
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[audience laughs]
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- Are you telling me I went
into the hospital, into surgery,
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to get my infected
bunion repaired,
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[speaking in foreign language]
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- 'Cause I'm French.
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- And you did some sort
of back hair transplant?
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- Change.
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- You did some sort of monkey
to man hair transplant?
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- Change.
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- I now have the sheen of
an Irish Setter on my back!
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[audience laughs]
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- You're correct.
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Do you not remember when you
came to my office and you said,
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"Hey, look at my bunion and
I had a full set of hair."
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- Change.
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- Do you not remember
my locks on my head?
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- [Dave] Change.
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- Do you know how I look like
Elvis, and I was like? [blows]
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[audience laughs]
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Do you remember that?
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- I do remember you did--
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- Does this seem familiar?
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[audience laughs]
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- Yes, that seems very familiar.
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You seemed like you had way
more hair on top of your head,
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but I was out of it.
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- I know, but now I have
given you a favor, my friend.
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I have put my hair on your back.
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- Change.
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- I have put all the things
on my head under your back.
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- Change.
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- I took the things from your
back and put them on my head.
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- Change.
[audience laughs]
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- I have swapped the
skin on your back
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with the skin on my head
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- Change.
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- And I swapped the
skin on your knee
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with the skin on my knee.
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- Change.
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- Your elbows are
now behind your neck.
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The hair on my head
is on your back,
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and you have the ankles of
four horses tilted backwards,
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so when you run,
they looks like this.
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[audience laughs]
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- Change.
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- When you run, it
looks like this.
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- Change.
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- When you run, you just fall
down and you flap like this,
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and then people go,
"Are you okay?",
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and through that sympathy,
you are going to be promoted.
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[audience laughs]
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Oh, and you have a
hairy back from my head.
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- You did all that
in 15 minutes?
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- Change.
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- You did all that
in 45 minutes?
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- Change.
- Eight days ago I was fine!
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- Yes, but now you are fine
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and when you take off your
shirt you look like a werewolf
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who can't seem to stand
up without siezuring.
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- [Dave] Change.
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- Yes, but now the
animal protective control
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is going to take care of you
if you ever get in a bar fight.
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[audience laughs]
- Change.
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- There is going to
be protective people
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who will look out for you,
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and there will also those
who are going to hunt you.
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It is a fun game I made up,
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and you have to find out
how you're going to survive.
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[audience laughs]
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- Doc, I heard
you were the best!
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- Change.
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- I heard you were great!
- Change.
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- [John] I heard you
were absolutely amazing.
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- [Dave] Change.
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- I heard you were
a ventriloquist.
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[speaking in foreign language]
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[audience laughs]
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- 'Cause he is French.
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- And I thought if he's
talented with ventriloquism
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maybe he's good at surgery.
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In fact, it turns
out that wasn't true.
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I shouldn't of trusted
you with my body.
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- Change.
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- I shouldn't of trusted
you with how I look.
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- Change.
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I should not have
trusted you at all.
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[audience laughs]
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- I'm going to stop
you right there.
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You came in for the
bunion on your foot?
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- Yes, I did.
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- I made your life
so much better
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and more interesting, thank you!
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- Yes, you did.
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- National Geographic
has already called.
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And not only that,
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but in my office, you are
now the most famous person
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I have ever had.
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Not because you were famous,
but because I made you famous.
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- Change.
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- Not because you were famous,
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but because I'm going
to make you famous.
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- Change.
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- Not because you're going to
be famous, or you were famous,
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but because I put your
face into a frame,
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and I said, "Frame this",
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and my accent came out funny
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and now people think your some
sort of celebrity, famous!
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[audience laughs]
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I say, nurse can you frame this?
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She goes, "Oh, he's famous?",
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I go, [speaking in foreign
language], 'cause I am French,
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and now you think,
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you're not famous though,
but you could be famous.
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I did not go to online college
for this sort of thing, okay?
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[audience laughs]
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- Doc, you know what, I
got to apologize, okay.
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I came in here all stressed out,
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and you're absolutely right.
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I was getting a
lot of phone calls
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from people either wanting
to protect me or to hunt me,
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and I thought, this is useless,
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but now I see I'm
a unique commodity.
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- Change.
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- I see that I'm
a one of a kind.
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- Change.
- I'm special.
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[audience laughs]
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- Yes, you are, and that
was my hope for you.
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So, I'm going to do you a favor.
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I put your name in the paper,
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and I'm not even going
to charge you extra.
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- Which paper?
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- It was the local
Citizen paper.
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- Change.
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- I did it online on a blog.
- Change.
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- So, I was at the coffee shop,
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and I had a napkin with a pen--
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- Change.
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- I was at home and
I was sitting down
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on the bathroom
- Change.
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- And I had a magazine.
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There was a mail order
coupon for a return--
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- Change.
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- When I get tires,
there's a rebate,
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and you put the thing in with
the rebate into the mail,
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I also wrote those people a
nice little note about you,
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and I have a feeling it will
show up in their newsletter.
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- Awesome!
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Well, doc, what can I say,
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but thank you very
much, you're a genius.
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- Thank you, thank you.
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[audience applauds]
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- Woo!
- 'Cause I am French.
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[audience laughs]
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- All right, how many people
have the game Speak Out?
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All right, so, cool
game, lots of slobber.
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What we did is we made
that into an improv game,
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and we're gonna do that today.
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It's called Read My Lips,
Read My Lips broken down,
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is a sketch where
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I have hired Dave, the
coolest guy in school,
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to coach me through my blind
date with the lovely Christine.
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[audience laughs]
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who has some whiskers, but
that's fine, that's fine.
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She's got a great personality.
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[audience laughs]
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- So what we're gonna do,
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is Dave is going to get some
suggestions from the audience.
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By the way, you guys have
been giving us A plus ideas.
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That's been amazing,
thank you so much.
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Oh yeah, give yourselves a hand.
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[audience cheers and applauds]
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All right, so Chris and I
are gonna leave the room.
256
00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:27,001
- You guys can leave and
I'll get some suggestions.
257
00:09:27,175 --> 00:09:29,525
- And you're gonna
get some suggestions,
258
00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:31,614
and, you've got
everything you need?
259
00:09:32,833 --> 00:09:34,530
- Okay, you go man.
- Okay.
260
00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:36,619
- All right as they're leaving
- We're gonna go out
261
00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:39,100
stairway, out door number 10.
262
00:09:40,318 --> 00:09:41,842
- So, my job is gonna be this,
263
00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:45,062
is to give John some advice
on impressing this girl.
264
00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:46,673
Now, when you wanna
impress a girl,
265
00:09:46,847 --> 00:09:48,196
there's a few things
you have to address.
266
00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:49,676
The first thing is this,
267
00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:51,939
is you have to
address her beauty.
268
00:09:52,113 --> 00:09:53,810
All right, so what I
need from you is this,
269
00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:57,292
is give me a very
unique eye color.
270
00:09:58,641 --> 00:09:59,860
[audience shouting]
271
00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:00,861
Turquoise.
272
00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:08,869
- Okay, so we're gonna go
turquoise, turquoise, all right.
273
00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:12,568
So we're gonna say her
eyes are as turquoise as,
274
00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:14,831
give me a sea creature.
275
00:10:15,005 --> 00:10:15,658
[audience shouting]
276
00:10:15,832 --> 00:10:16,616
Turtle.
277
00:10:17,878 --> 00:10:20,097
Okay, now, so we got a turtle,
278
00:10:20,271 --> 00:10:22,622
so we got turquoise,
we got turtle.
279
00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:26,190
Give me a word that
would describe a turtle.
280
00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:29,150
- [Audience Member]
Supercalifragilistic
expeallidocious!
281
00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:30,630
[audience shouting]
282
00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:32,588
- What's that?
- Slow.
283
00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:35,591
- Slow, anything more
creative than slow?
284
00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:37,549
[audience shouting]
285
00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,856
Slimy, we'll go slimy.
286
00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:43,599
All right, we'll do
slimy, so we're gonna say,
287
00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:48,604
"Your eyes are as turquoise
as a slimy turtle".
288
00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:51,040
Now, once you've
addressed her beauty,
289
00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:53,870
what you wanna address next
is this, is her intelligence.
290
00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:55,698
And so what I need
from you is this,
291
00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:59,484
I need an expensive
tool, an expensive tool.
292
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:00,660
[audience shouting]
293
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:04,707
Chainsaw, okay.
294
00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:07,275
Now, describe for me what
a chainsaw would be like,
295
00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:09,277
creatively, what
would it be like?
296
00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:11,018
[audience shouting]
297
00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:11,932
What's that?
298
00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:13,803
What'd you yell?
299
00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:17,589
Sharp, a sharp chainsaw okay.
300
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,156
All right, we're gonna say,
301
00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:22,725
you're as smart as a
sharp chainsaw, all right.
302
00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:25,119
Now, once you've
addressed her beauty,
303
00:11:25,293 --> 00:11:27,077
and you have addressed
her intelligence,
304
00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:28,644
now what needs to
happen is this,
305
00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:31,168
is you need to go all out,
306
00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:33,823
and you need to
express your love.
307
00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:35,695
So What I need from you is this,
308
00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:40,047
is give me your favorite
guilty pleasure snack.
309
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:43,267
I mean the stuff you eat
that you shouldn't eat.
310
00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:45,139
[audience shouting]
311
00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:48,359
Nutella, all right.
312
00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:54,975
Nutella, now describe for
me what Nutella's like.
313
00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:59,022
[audience shouting]
314
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:03,897
Okay, we're gonna say
gooey, gooey, okay.
315
00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:05,725
And so what we're gonna
say at the end is this,
316
00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:10,730
we're gonna say, I love you
more than gooey Nutella.
317
00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:15,212
So we'll say, her eyes are as
turquoise as a slimy turtle,
318
00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:17,998
she is as smart as
a sharp chainsaw,
319
00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:22,785
and then that we love you
more than gooey Nutella
320
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:24,395
All right, you
wanna bring them in?
321
00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:31,533
- I have been waiting for years
[hums], so happy about this.
322
00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:36,668
Hey, buddy.
- Hey, how you doing?
323
00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:38,845
- What is, what, no no no!
324
00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:40,890
- I got dental surgery.
325
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,329
You had dental work done?
326
00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:49,116
- Yeah, but it's okay.
- No, it's not okay!
327
00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:51,335
Christine is coming
in like two minutes!
328
00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:52,641
- Yeah!
329
00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:54,382
[audience laughs]
330
00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:55,862
- How are you even
gonna help me?
331
00:12:56,036 --> 00:13:00,780
How are you gonna coach me?
[Dave mumbles]
332
00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:02,042
Yes.
333
00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:04,871
[Dave mumbles]
334
00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:07,743
[audience laughs]
335
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:09,049
Yeah, yeah yeah.
336
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:10,790
- Okay, ready?
337
00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:12,095
- Yeah, but I can't understand
anything you're saying.
338
00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:13,836
- That's okay!
- That's not.
339
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,707
I need Christine to
fall in love with me.
340
00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:16,926
[Dave mumbles]
341
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,710
She's got 14 guys after her.
342
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:21,452
[Dave mumbles]
343
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:24,238
Oh, man.
- Look at you!
344
00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:26,980
- Oh, she's here, she's here!
[Dave mumbles]
345
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:30,070
Hey, hey, Christine,
how are you doing?
346
00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:31,723
- Super good.
347
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:32,420
[audience laughs]
348
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:33,943
- Wow.
349
00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:35,945
Hey, I got a seat for us.
350
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:37,817
- You're so sweet.
351
00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:39,644
- Let me just pull
it right up here.
352
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,342
- Thank you.
353
00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:45,912
- Yeah, I'm so excited that
you said you wanted to--
354
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,044
[audience laughs]
355
00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:50,046
- Thank you.
356
00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:51,308
- You're a wobbly one aren't ya?
357
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:52,788
- It's the chair.
358
00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:55,095
- It's the chair,
for sure it is.
359
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:56,836
Look at you spin.
360
00:13:57,010 --> 00:14:01,101
Hey, I just wanted to say
I'm really glad you said
361
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:05,453
you'd come out, meet me
at the old coffee shop.
362
00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:10,588
I know, I know like, 14, 15
times I would say to you,
363
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:14,070
do you wanna go out with me,
do you wanna go out with me?
364
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:17,465
and you always said no, and
then this time you said yes!
365
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:18,901
- I don't know why [laughs].
366
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:20,685
[audience laughs]
367
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:21,730
- You know what, let's just
have fun, let's just relax.
368
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,514
- Yeah, let's have fun.
369
00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:24,994
- Because we could just be
friends, and build from there.
370
00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:26,953
- Yes, we can just be friends!
371
00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:28,911
- Testing, testing, testing!
372
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:34,308
- Yeah, so anyways,
there's a couple things
373
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:37,006
I just wanna say, just
to start off the date.
374
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:37,877
First of all, you look great.
375
00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:39,313
- I know.
376
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:41,010
- All right, and I've never seen
377
00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:43,447
a girl wear a vest like that.
378
00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:45,058
[Dave mumbles]
379
00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:47,060
- I used to be a
singer in a rock band.
380
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,801
- Oh, I see, okay, I bet you
sing really well, anyways.
381
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:50,977
- No.
382
00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:52,500
[audience laughs]
383
00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:53,501
- It's rock music,
it doesn't matter.
384
00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:54,763
- It doesn't matter.
385
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,547
- Anyways, I just wanted to say
386
00:14:56,721 --> 00:15:00,464
- Okay, okay, your eyes are
as turquoise as slimy turtles!
387
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:05,426
[audience laughs]
388
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:09,821
- Your eyes--
389
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:13,303
- Christine, I just
wanna say that your eyes
390
00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:16,002
- [Dave] Yeah, yeah,
are as turquoise.
391
00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:18,743
- Are as kook-eyed
392
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,354
[audience laughs]
393
00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:22,095
- No no, turquoise, turquoise.
394
00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:27,839
- Your eyes.
- Yeah?
395
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,058
- I could get lost in your eyes.
396
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:30,755
They are as
397
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:31,843
- [Dave] Turquoise.
398
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,454
- They're as kook-eyed.
399
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:34,455
- Turquoise.
400
00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:37,937
Turquoise.
401
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:38,720
- Click-eyed
402
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:41,070
[audience laughs]
403
00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:43,420
That's what a wink is
called, it's a click-eye!
404
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:46,554
- Member from back in the day
they'd say, oh, click eyed.
405
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,860
- Your eyes are as
click-eyed as a.
406
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:51,385
[Dave mumbles]
407
00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:58,044
- Can you just excuse
me for a minute?
408
00:15:58,218 --> 00:15:59,654
- I hope so.
- Okay.
409
00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:01,351
You know what, just order
anything off the menu,
410
00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:05,051
I got my allowance today.
- Oh, good, okay, thanks.
411
00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:07,444
- What are you doing?
412
00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:08,924
Click-eyed, what
does that even mean?
413
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:10,708
- Turquoise,
[mumbles] turquoise.
414
00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:14,930
[audience laughs]
415
00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:17,498
[Dave mumbles]
416
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:19,717
- I don't know what your saying!
417
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,023
- Turquoise.
418
00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:22,894
- Check eyes.
- Turquoise.
419
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,505
- Turquoise
- Yes!
420
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:25,506
- Turquoise.
421
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:30,902
[John and Dave groan]
422
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:33,209
- Anyways, what did you order?
423
00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:34,906
- Page seven.
424
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:37,213
- Oh, okay, you've got
a healthy appetite.
425
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:40,086
- Yeah, it's the
seafood, page seven.
426
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:43,045
- Your eyes are as turquoise--
427
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,917
- As slimy turtles.
428
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:48,007
[audience laughs]
429
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:50,531
Your eyes are as turquoise
as phlegmy pickles.
430
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:52,272
[audience laughs]
431
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,970
- Is this 'cause of
my singing voice?
432
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:58,321
- Yes, yes, they remind me
of those pickles you eat,
433
00:16:58,495 --> 00:16:59,975
and you get like a lot
of phlegm in your throat.
434
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,369
- That's what we named the
band, the Phlegmy Pickles.
435
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:03,892
[audience laughs]
436
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,459
- Your eyes.
- Your eyes.
437
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:08,027
- Are as turquoise.
- Your eyes are as turquoise
438
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:11,508
- As slimy turtles.
439
00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:14,163
[audience laughs]
440
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:15,946
- As.
- Slimy.
441
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,210
- Slimy.
- Yeah.
442
00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:18,166
- [Dave] Turtles.
443
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,300
- Turtles.
444
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:22,563
[audience claps]
445
00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:23,651
Your eyes.
446
00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:27,872
- Oh, that wasn't okay.
447
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,004
[audience laughs]
448
00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:31,137
- Your eyes are as turquoise
449
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:35,010
as those slimy turtles
we saw at the aquarium.
450
00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:37,317
- Oh, I remember
that, that was sweet.
451
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:39,058
- Remember that, that was
a good memory we shared.
452
00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:40,972
- Yeah, I was there by
myself with my family,
453
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:42,670
and then there you
were [laughs] weird.
454
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,367
- Just behind some garbage cans.
455
00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:45,716
- No, it's fine, it was good.
456
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:46,978
- It was good.
- It was good.
457
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:48,589
- Anyways, that was good memory.
458
00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:51,157
You know what, that brings
me to my second point.
459
00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:56,118
The seafood is gonna
be here in minute,
460
00:17:57,685 --> 00:18:00,166
Before it gets here, I just
wanted to tell you that you.
461
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:02,994
[Dave mumbles]
462
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:06,172
[audience laughs]
463
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:07,869
- [Dave] As a sharp chainsaw!
464
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,656
[Dave mumbles]
465
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:14,310
[audience laughs]
466
00:18:14,484 --> 00:18:15,616
- Do you know Japanese?
467
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:17,618
[audience laughs]
468
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:20,055
- Konnichi-no I don't. [laughs]
469
00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:22,101
No, I don't.
470
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:26,496
- Okay, all right, here's what
I wanna tell you, you're--
471
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:27,584
- Is the seafood here--
- Hello.
472
00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:28,629
- Oh, goodness!
473
00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:29,717
[audience laughs]
474
00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:30,935
- Would you like some water?
475
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,328
- What's wrong with his face?
476
00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:34,025
- I don't know, I think he had--
477
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,723
- Oh, oh.
478
00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:38,552
- Aw, come on!
- That's awkward.
479
00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:41,294
- Hopefully this
is actual water.
480
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:45,080
Thank you, waiter,
we ordered seafood.
481
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:47,213
[Dave mumbles]
482
00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:50,085
[audience laughs]
483
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:50,781
- I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
484
00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:52,348
- Okay.
485
00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:53,784
- I lost my appetite
with that thing
486
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:54,959
that happened with
whats-his-face.
487
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,352
So, I'll be back in a minute.
488
00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:58,093
- Okay, yeah, take your time.
489
00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:00,530
- Thank you, I will, it's
gonna be good, thank you,
490
00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:02,097
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
491
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:03,533
- [Dave] Yeah, yeah.
492
00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:06,057
- Okay, would you
stop touching me?
493
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:09,060
Okay, you said, "Turquoise as
slimy turtles", I got that!
494
00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:10,410
- That's good, that's good.
495
00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:13,152
[Dave mumbles]
496
00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:15,110
- Okay, but the
next one, your snot?
497
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:17,765
[Dave mumbles]
498
00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:19,027
[audience laughs]
499
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,420
What, your thoughts?
500
00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:22,030
[Dave mumbles]
501
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:23,162
[audience laughs]
502
00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:25,990
[Dave mumbles]
503
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:26,817
- Thought?
504
00:19:26,991 --> 00:19:27,775
- No, smart.
505
00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:30,081
- Smart?
- Yes!
506
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:30,865
- You're smart.
507
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:35,609
[imitates chainsaw revving]
508
00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:37,567
[audience laughs]
509
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:38,829
- Hey!
- Hi!
510
00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:40,614
- What did you do to your hair?
511
00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:43,094
It looks great!
512
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:44,574
- They didn't have
toilet paper so I just,
513
00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:47,186
[audience laughs]
514
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,710
- I had to blow my nose on
my hair is what I was saying.
515
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:53,104
- Okay, anyways, what I wanted
to say, that was creative.
516
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:54,105
- Thank you.
517
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,283
- And you are as smart--
518
00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:59,110
- As a sharp chainsaw
519
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:02,157
- As a sharp chainsaw
520
00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:05,465
[audience cheers and applauds]
521
00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:07,075
Once you get that motor going,
522
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,251
you cut through
all the problems.
523
00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:11,210
- Takes like seven
pumps and some priming,
524
00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:13,473
but once I get it figured
out, I'm pretty smart.
525
00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:15,214
- That's right, that's right,
526
00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:18,173
and I happen to know your
middle name is Husqvarna.
527
00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:20,784
- That's 'cause you took my
birth certificate, you weirdo.
528
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:22,221
[audience laughs]
529
00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:23,613
- I did, I'll get
that back to you
530
00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:24,745
after I get it
back from Staples.
531
00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:26,616
- Okay.
532
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:29,184
- Anyways, I think the date's
going well, don't you think?
533
00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:31,665
- Sure.
- Okay, all right.
534
00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:33,841
There's one more thing
I wanna say, all right,
535
00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:35,146
and then we can
go to the movies.
536
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:37,105
- Oh, good it doesn't end.
537
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:38,672
[audience laughs]
538
00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:41,152
- All right, here's what
I wanted to say, okay,
539
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:45,113
we know about your eyes,
and I value your thoughts,
540
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:46,854
all right, you're
a smart person,
541
00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:50,249
[Dave mumbles]
542
00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:53,513
- I love you more
than gooey Nutella.
543
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:58,213
[audience laughs]
544
00:20:58,387 --> 00:20:59,736
- Are you having a stroke?
545
00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:02,043
I love you more
than tangy Nutella.
546
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:06,874
- You love me more
than tangy Nutella?
547
00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:08,832
Do you even love tangy Nutella?
548
00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:10,573
- Well, no, but
you're above that.
549
00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:12,532
- Hey, the waiter's here!
- Hello!
550
00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:16,666
- Hi, oh, good, it's
some bread, that is not.
551
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,407
- Here you go.
552
00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:20,844
- Still waiting on that
seafood there, Pierre.
553
00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:22,716
Yeah, I know, we're
getting there.
554
00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:25,196
- You know what, it's seafood,
they probably had to cook it.
555
00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:27,938
[Dave mumbles]
556
00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:32,987
[audience laughs]
557
00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:36,643
[Dave mumbles]
558
00:21:36,817 --> 00:21:39,210
- Hey lock jaw, can you
stop hitting on my date?
559
00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:40,864
- Sorry, sorry!
- That'd be great.
560
00:21:41,038 --> 00:21:42,605
[audience laughs]
561
00:21:42,779 --> 00:21:44,085
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
562
00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:46,305
- Thanks, Danny
Dental, thank you!
563
00:21:46,479 --> 00:21:47,828
- I get it from all corners.
564
00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:50,396
I gotta say, I love
you more than--
565
00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:54,182
- Gooey Nutella.
- Gooey Nutella.
566
00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:55,705
[audience cheers and applauds]
567
00:21:55,879 --> 00:21:58,229
I love you more
than gooey Nutella!
568
00:21:58,404 --> 00:22:01,885
And your eyes are like
turquoise slimy turtles,
569
00:22:02,059 --> 00:22:04,845
and your thoughts are
sharper than a chainsaw.
570
00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:06,281
Will you marry me?
571
00:22:06,455 --> 00:22:07,978
- Aw, yeah!
572
00:22:08,152 --> 00:22:10,241
- I was gonna say no, but
after that guy hit on you,
573
00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:12,548
I think you might be more
special than I thought.
574
00:22:12,722 --> 00:22:14,768
Yeah, I'll marry you!
- Yes!
575
00:22:14,942 --> 00:22:16,378
[audience applauds]
576
00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:17,466
Oh come on, you can
do better than that.
577
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,687
[audience cheers and applauds]
578
00:22:20,861 --> 00:22:22,384
There we go.
579
00:22:22,558 --> 00:22:24,168
All right, how we doin',
you guys having fun?
580
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:27,302
[audience cheers]
581
00:22:27,476 --> 00:22:29,260
- All right, so the next sketch
582
00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:33,352
we're gonna do is a sketch
called, Late for Work.
583
00:22:33,526 --> 00:22:37,530
Dave is our boss, I'm gonna
call up some volunteers.
584
00:22:37,704 --> 00:22:39,488
We've got Mrs. Crumb,
585
00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:41,403
[audience cheers]
586
00:22:41,577 --> 00:22:43,579
and Mrs. Deyoung.
587
00:22:43,753 --> 00:22:45,886
[audience cheers]
588
00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:48,932
and we've got Mr. Zuidhof,
589
00:22:49,106 --> 00:22:52,371
[audience cheers]
590
00:22:52,545 --> 00:22:54,503
And we've got Mr. Driediger.
591
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:58,289
[audience claps]
592
00:22:58,464 --> 00:23:00,161
So come on up here.
593
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:07,821
Now, by the looks
on their faces,
594
00:23:07,995 --> 00:23:08,909
they didn't know they
were on the volunteer list
595
00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:11,259
but I'm okay with that.
596
00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:13,043
Come on up, come on up.
597
00:23:13,217 --> 00:23:14,654
First of all, give these guys
a hand for helping us out.
598
00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:17,787
[audience applauds]
599
00:23:20,921 --> 00:23:24,359
- Okay, all right, so
here's what we're gonna do,
600
00:23:24,533 --> 00:23:26,274
we're gonna play late for
work, Dave is the boss,
601
00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:29,495
Chris and I are late for work.
602
00:23:29,669 --> 00:23:31,105
We're gonna leave the room,
603
00:23:31,279 --> 00:23:33,324
Dave is gonna get
suggestions from you.
604
00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:37,764
When we come in, ladies
you will be telling Chris,
605
00:23:37,938 --> 00:23:39,592
you'll be helping him figure out
606
00:23:39,766 --> 00:23:42,246
how he's late for work, okay.
607
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,510
Gentlemen, you're on my team.
608
00:23:45,511 --> 00:23:48,252
Objective, crush the
ladies, all right.
609
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:49,950
[audience laughs]
610
00:23:50,124 --> 00:23:52,909
You're gonna be helping
me, not physically.
611
00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:54,476
- I know, yes.
[audience laughs]
612
00:23:54,650 --> 00:23:56,130
- He flexed and I thought,
613
00:23:56,304 --> 00:23:57,914
Oh, this is gonna get
really bad. [groans]
614
00:23:58,088 --> 00:23:59,568
[audience laughs]
615
00:23:59,742 --> 00:24:01,352
It's the Mennonite
blood I think.
616
00:24:01,527 --> 00:24:02,919
[audience laughs]
617
00:24:03,093 --> 00:24:04,530
So, Dave, you wanna
take it from here?
618
00:24:04,704 --> 00:24:05,574
- I'm ready to go,
you guys gonna go out?
619
00:24:05,748 --> 00:24:07,315
- Yeah, we're gonna go out.
620
00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:08,316
- Who will come and get
you when you're ready?
621
00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:09,839
Are you gonna be far?
622
00:24:10,013 --> 00:24:11,493
- Are we gonna be
far, I don't know.
623
00:24:12,755 --> 00:24:14,888
- All right, so guys, you're
gonna do the actions for John.
624
00:24:15,062 --> 00:24:16,324
So, lets get some suggestions.
625
00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:18,108
First of all what
I need is this,
626
00:24:18,282 --> 00:24:19,719
I'm gonna write them down
'cause I forget 'cause I'm old.
627
00:24:19,893 --> 00:24:22,809
Here's thing, famous
monument in America?
628
00:24:22,983 --> 00:24:24,463
[audience shouting]
629
00:24:24,637 --> 00:24:27,553
Statue of Liberty I heard, okay.
630
00:24:29,032 --> 00:24:31,861
Okay, now, I need something
631
00:24:32,035 --> 00:24:35,952
that will never be
an Olympic sport.
632
00:24:36,126 --> 00:24:39,303
[audience shouts]
633
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:40,479
What's that?
634
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:43,786
[audience shouting]
635
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,875
Marshmallow what?
- Roasting.
636
00:24:46,049 --> 00:24:48,748
- Marshmallow roasting,
okay, we'll do that.
637
00:24:50,793 --> 00:24:52,708
That sounds like a lot of fun.
638
00:24:54,014 --> 00:24:57,539
All right, now, I need
a very unique tool
639
00:24:57,713 --> 00:25:00,934
that you would use
to renovate a home.
640
00:25:01,108 --> 00:25:03,589
[audience shouts]
641
00:25:03,763 --> 00:25:04,503
A what?
642
00:25:06,722 --> 00:25:10,247
A bulldozer, I like that,
we're gonna go with bulldozer.
643
00:25:11,771 --> 00:25:13,555
That's what you use to
demolish a house, excellent.
644
00:25:13,729 --> 00:25:16,819
All right, so guys, you
have Statue of Liberty,
645
00:25:16,993 --> 00:25:19,518
that's the place, the
thing they're doing
646
00:25:19,692 --> 00:25:24,697
is marshmallow roasting, and
the thing is bulldozer, okay.
647
00:25:25,828 --> 00:25:29,397
So, Statue of Liberty,
marshmallow roasting, bulldozer.
648
00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:31,051
You got it?
649
00:25:31,225 --> 00:25:32,835
And, we'll do it one
at a time, all right.
650
00:25:33,009 --> 00:25:34,489
Now, lets get some suggestions
for the ladies for Chris.
651
00:25:34,663 --> 00:25:38,406
Give me building that
is drafty and cold.
652
00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:41,583
[audience shouts]
653
00:25:41,757 --> 00:25:45,544
I heard, okay, we're
gonna go grandma's house
654
00:25:45,718 --> 00:25:48,808
because my grandma's
house is drafty and cold.
655
00:25:48,982 --> 00:25:52,594
All right, now, here's another
one, give me an activity
656
00:25:52,768 --> 00:25:55,423
that you would likely
hurt your knee doing.
657
00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:58,600
[audience shouting]
658
00:26:04,301 --> 00:26:05,738
Okay, hold on, give
me something unique.
659
00:26:05,912 --> 00:26:08,392
I don't want soccer or
baseball, what'd you say?
660
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:11,744
[audience shouting]
661
00:26:13,746 --> 00:26:17,488
Tiling, okay, excellent, tiling.
662
00:26:17,663 --> 00:26:19,534
You guys ready for that, tiling?
663
00:26:19,708 --> 00:26:22,406
And give me something
in the kitchen
664
00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:24,495
that needs to be plugged in.
665
00:26:24,670 --> 00:26:27,716
[audience shouting]
666
00:26:28,935 --> 00:26:32,765
I heard microwave, we're
gonna go microwave.
667
00:26:33,679 --> 00:26:36,551
All right, so, a
building that is drafty
668
00:26:36,725 --> 00:26:39,032
is grandma's house, all right.
669
00:26:39,206 --> 00:26:40,686
An activity that you do
670
00:26:40,860 --> 00:26:42,775
that you would hurt
your knees is tiling,
671
00:26:42,949 --> 00:26:44,298
and something you
need to plug in
672
00:26:44,472 --> 00:26:47,518
in the kitchen is
a microwave, okay.
673
00:26:47,693 --> 00:26:50,870
Grandma's house,
tiling, microwave.
674
00:26:51,044 --> 00:26:52,872
Okay, you guys got yours?
675
00:26:53,046 --> 00:26:56,963
- Liberty, roasting
marshmallows, bulldozer.
676
00:26:57,137 --> 00:26:58,573
- Awesome.
677
00:26:58,747 --> 00:27:00,880
Eddie, Betty are
the boys here yet?
678
00:27:01,054 --> 00:27:02,621
Oh, they're not.
679
00:27:02,795 --> 00:27:04,231
Eddie, can you please send
them in when they get here?
680
00:27:04,405 --> 00:27:06,581
All right, thank you,
all right, bye-bye.
681
00:27:06,755 --> 00:27:08,670
Oh, these guys are always late.
682
00:27:08,844 --> 00:27:11,630
♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪
683
00:27:11,804 --> 00:27:14,894
♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪
684
00:27:15,068 --> 00:27:15,938
Happy birthday, boss!
685
00:27:16,112 --> 00:27:17,592
- Thank you, Jonathan,
686
00:27:17,766 --> 00:27:19,507
but you do realize
you're a little late.
687
00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:20,769
Do you realize what time it is?
688
00:27:20,943 --> 00:27:22,379
- I know I am late.
689
00:27:22,553 --> 00:27:24,512
I know it is 11
o'clock in the morning.
690
00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:26,253
- Do you know when
we start working?
691
00:27:26,427 --> 00:27:28,777
- Before that?
- Exactly.
692
00:27:28,951 --> 00:27:33,869
- However, I've been
keeping track, for 364 days,
693
00:27:34,783 --> 00:27:36,176
'cause it's your birthday.
694
00:27:36,350 --> 00:27:37,264
- I know, John, and
I appreciate that
695
00:27:37,438 --> 00:27:39,135
but I got a business to run.
696
00:27:39,309 --> 00:27:42,965
Could you, please, just
tell me where you were?
697
00:27:43,139 --> 00:27:44,619
- Where was I?
- Where were you?
698
00:27:44,793 --> 00:27:45,881
- Where was I?
699
00:27:46,055 --> 00:27:47,535
Okay, I'll give you some hints.
700
00:27:47,709 --> 00:27:48,754
All right
- Okay.
701
00:27:48,928 --> 00:27:50,016
- I was..
702
00:27:52,758 --> 00:27:56,587
I was singing.
703
00:27:56,762 --> 00:27:57,545
- Singing were ya?
704
00:27:57,719 --> 00:27:58,720
- I was singing
705
00:27:58,894 --> 00:28:00,374
- You got a lovely voice, do ya?
706
00:28:00,548 --> 00:28:02,637
- I have a lovely
voice, but I was angry.
707
00:28:02,811 --> 00:28:03,856
- Oh, you're an
angry singer, are ya?
708
00:28:04,030 --> 00:28:06,772
- Oh, yes.
- I like that.
709
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:08,991
- I was with royalty.
710
00:28:09,165 --> 00:28:11,559
- Oh, you're singing to royalty?
711
00:28:11,733 --> 00:28:13,517
- I was singing to
royalty, they had a crown--
712
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:14,954
- Oh, that's great.
713
00:28:15,128 --> 00:28:16,999
- And they were holding up a...
714
00:28:17,173 --> 00:28:21,134
[audience laughs and applauds]
715
00:28:27,009 --> 00:28:29,838
And then for awhile
there I was constipated.
716
00:28:30,012 --> 00:28:31,318
[audience laughs]
717
00:28:31,492 --> 00:28:32,406
- [Dave] Jonathan,
that's not good.
718
00:28:32,580 --> 00:28:33,973
- Yesterday was a tough day.
719
00:28:34,147 --> 00:28:34,887
- I can tell.
720
00:28:36,366 --> 00:28:38,629
- I'll tell you what,
I'll tell you where I was.
721
00:28:38,804 --> 00:28:39,761
- Okay.
- Okay, yep.
722
00:28:40,849 --> 00:28:44,853
- I was, I had a little gas,
723
00:28:45,027 --> 00:28:47,203
and I was reaching for the Tums,
724
00:28:48,248 --> 00:28:49,858
where is the Tums?
725
00:28:50,032 --> 00:28:52,165
I couldn't find it, but
726
00:28:55,342 --> 00:28:57,344
I was looking at a,
727
00:28:58,345 --> 00:29:00,260
I was sight-seeing, yeah.
728
00:29:00,434 --> 00:29:01,783
- Oh, excellent,
did you know where
729
00:29:01,957 --> 00:29:02,828
you we're sight-seeing, John?
730
00:29:03,002 --> 00:29:04,917
- I was sightseeing...
731
00:29:06,179 --> 00:29:09,704
by an apple.
- An apple?
732
00:29:09,878 --> 00:29:11,750
- I was sightseeing
by a big apple!
733
00:29:11,924 --> 00:29:12,838
[audience laughs]
734
00:29:13,012 --> 00:29:14,013
- I'll tell you where I was.
735
00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:15,449
- All right, I'm waiting for it.
736
00:29:15,623 --> 00:29:16,929
- I was at the
Statue of Liberty!
737
00:29:17,103 --> 00:29:18,887
- Oh, that's great,
that's great.
738
00:29:19,061 --> 00:29:20,976
[audience cheers and applauds]
739
00:29:21,150 --> 00:29:22,673
- All right, John.
740
00:29:22,848 --> 00:29:24,414
- And I gotta good
surprise for you!
741
00:29:24,588 --> 00:29:26,242
- All right, all right, you're
at the Statue of Liberty,
742
00:29:26,416 --> 00:29:28,723
can I ask you what you're
doing at the Statue of Liberty,
743
00:29:28,897 --> 00:29:30,899
'cause you're a
different little boy?
744
00:29:32,074 --> 00:29:33,423
- I'm creative.
745
00:29:33,597 --> 00:29:34,468
- You're very
creative, yes you are.
746
00:29:34,642 --> 00:29:36,252
- I think outside the box.
747
00:29:36,426 --> 00:29:38,211
- Okay, so what were you doing
at the Statue of Liberty?
748
00:29:38,385 --> 00:29:41,954
- So, I went to see
the Statue of Liberty,
749
00:29:42,128 --> 00:29:44,739
and here's what I was doing.
750
00:29:44,913 --> 00:29:45,522
- All right.
751
00:29:45,696 --> 00:29:46,393
- I was...
752
00:29:49,091 --> 00:29:51,920
[audience laughs]
753
00:29:54,836 --> 00:29:57,621
- I was blowing
kisses at strangers.
754
00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:58,797
[audience laughs]
755
00:29:58,971 --> 00:30:01,364
- Wow, that would of been great.
756
00:30:01,538 --> 00:30:05,716
- I got down on my knees and I
wanted to propose to someone,
757
00:30:05,891 --> 00:30:07,283
and so I just kept [blowing].
758
00:30:07,457 --> 00:30:09,764
- Just randomly, is
that what you did?
759
00:30:09,938 --> 00:30:11,853
- I'm now engaged.
- How'd that go for ya?
760
00:30:12,027 --> 00:30:13,289
- I'm now engaged
to three ladies.
761
00:30:13,463 --> 00:30:14,725
- Oh, way to go.
762
00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:17,903
- Yes, I was, I was
763
00:30:18,077 --> 00:30:19,948
- You weren't done?
764
00:30:20,122 --> 00:30:22,995
- Besides getting engaged
765
00:30:23,169 --> 00:30:25,824
[audience laughs]
766
00:30:25,998 --> 00:30:30,132
I was lacking fiber in my diet.
767
00:30:30,306 --> 00:30:32,918
and decided to have a camp fire.
768
00:30:34,615 --> 00:30:36,008
- And what were you
doing on the campfire?
769
00:30:36,182 --> 00:30:37,357
- What was I doing
on the campfire?
770
00:30:37,531 --> 00:30:39,663
- Yes.
- Roasting marshmallows!
771
00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:41,404
- Oh, that's great.
772
00:30:43,058 --> 00:30:45,147
- All right, so, let me get
this straight, Jonathan.
773
00:30:45,321 --> 00:30:48,847
What you did, is you went
to the Statue of Liberty.
774
00:30:49,021 --> 00:30:51,371
- Yes.
- Instead of sightseeing,
775
00:30:51,545 --> 00:30:52,763
- Roasting marshmallows!
776
00:30:52,938 --> 00:30:54,461
- That's great.
777
00:30:54,635 --> 00:30:55,462
- Right at the base of
the Statue of Liberty,
778
00:30:55,636 --> 00:30:56,985
right by her little toe.
779
00:30:57,159 --> 00:30:58,813
- Okay, well, that's
very impressive.
780
00:30:58,987 --> 00:31:00,728
Now, Jonathan, you know this,
that you been late many times.
781
00:31:00,902 --> 00:31:02,251
But you know that
you win me over
782
00:31:02,425 --> 00:31:04,427
every time you bring
me back something,
783
00:31:04,601 --> 00:31:06,212
and I heard it's my birthday,
784
00:31:06,386 --> 00:31:08,083
so what you bring me back?
785
00:31:08,257 --> 00:31:11,260
- I got you something you're
gonna show all of your friends!
786
00:31:12,566 --> 00:31:14,176
- I remember last
year's gift was great.
787
00:31:14,350 --> 00:31:15,612
- Every barbecue you have,
788
00:31:15,786 --> 00:31:17,397
you're gonna tell
all your friends,
789
00:31:17,571 --> 00:31:19,834
"Hey, come here, and look at
this great gift John got me!"
790
00:31:20,008 --> 00:31:21,836
- Okay, what you
get me, Jonathan?
791
00:31:22,010 --> 00:31:24,317
- I'll give you a
hint, it's huge!
792
00:31:24,491 --> 00:31:25,579
- Okay.
793
00:31:30,149 --> 00:31:32,978
[audience laughs]
794
00:31:34,588 --> 00:31:36,764
- And it's gonna make
you have seizures!
795
00:31:36,938 --> 00:31:39,636
- Oh, I can't wait!
796
00:31:42,378 --> 00:31:45,816
- I'm just trying to
remember how to describe it.
797
00:31:45,991 --> 00:31:47,601
[audience laughs]
798
00:31:47,775 --> 00:31:49,951
- Take your time, John,
don't rush, don't rush.
799
00:31:50,996 --> 00:31:52,171
- You know how you're
building a house?
800
00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:53,955
I got you a jackhammer!
801
00:31:54,129 --> 00:31:56,044
- Oh, a jackhammer?
802
00:31:56,218 --> 00:31:59,439
- Not just a jackhammer,
though, something more bigger!
803
00:31:59,613 --> 00:32:00,483
[Dave gasps]
804
00:32:00,657 --> 00:32:02,659
Bigger than a jackhammer.
805
00:32:03,617 --> 00:32:06,359
[audience laughs]
806
00:32:08,013 --> 00:32:11,842
I got you a snow plow!
807
00:32:12,017 --> 00:32:13,757
- Oh, a snowplow?
808
00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:15,803
- Bigger than a snowplow!
809
00:32:15,977 --> 00:32:16,935
- This is getting exciting!
810
00:32:17,109 --> 00:32:18,588
- I got you a--
811
00:32:18,762 --> 00:32:19,720
- It was a jackhammer,
now it's a snowplow,
812
00:32:19,894 --> 00:32:21,374
what could it possibly be now?
813
00:32:21,548 --> 00:32:23,811
- What could be bigger than
a snowplow he wondered.
814
00:32:23,985 --> 00:32:24,812
[audience laughs]
815
00:32:24,986 --> 00:32:26,074
- I got you a bulldozer!
816
00:32:27,554 --> 00:32:29,164
- Oh, Jonathan!
817
00:32:29,338 --> 00:32:31,166
[audience cheers and applauds]
818
00:32:31,340 --> 00:32:32,820
- It's a bulldozer for you!
819
00:32:32,994 --> 00:32:34,953
- That's great, I always
wanted a bulldozer!
820
00:32:35,127 --> 00:32:36,519
- I know!
821
00:32:36,693 --> 00:32:38,130
- All right, now it's
time to go back to work.
822
00:32:38,304 --> 00:32:40,567
And if you see Christopher,
please send him in.
823
00:32:40,741 --> 00:32:42,047
- I need to go in my office.
824
00:32:42,221 --> 00:32:43,396
- All right, I'm
gonna go that way.
825
00:32:43,570 --> 00:32:44,963
- I'm gonna go this way.
- Okay.
826
00:32:45,137 --> 00:32:46,529
- All right, thank you
so much, happy birthday!
827
00:32:46,703 --> 00:32:49,402
- Thank you very much.
- It's the boss' birthday!
828
00:32:49,576 --> 00:32:52,535
[audience applauds]
829
00:32:54,624 --> 00:32:58,280
- Oh, look who it
is, it's Christopher!
830
00:32:58,454 --> 00:33:00,891
Thank you so much for gracing
us with your presence.
831
00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:03,068
Do you realize that you're
late for work again?
832
00:33:03,242 --> 00:33:04,983
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
833
00:33:05,157 --> 00:33:06,636
[audience laughs]
834
00:33:06,810 --> 00:33:08,247
- Okay, listen to me, I'm
gonna cut to the chase.
835
00:33:08,421 --> 00:33:10,162
I'm not gonna beat
around the bush anymore.
836
00:33:10,336 --> 00:33:11,946
Where were you?
837
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:12,816
- Your accent's funny [laughs].
838
00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:13,774
- Thank you.
839
00:33:15,341 --> 00:33:17,560
- I was somewhere
super important.
840
00:33:17,734 --> 00:33:19,301
- Were ya?
841
00:33:19,475 --> 00:33:20,824
- Yeah, I was gonna be
here, but I didn't, so.
842
00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:22,957
- So what's more
important than work?
843
00:33:23,131 --> 00:33:24,480
- My mom was in a home.
844
00:33:24,654 --> 00:33:26,961
- Oh, your visiting your mother?
845
00:33:27,135 --> 00:33:28,441
- Yeah.
846
00:33:28,615 --> 00:33:29,703
- What a good
little boy you are.
847
00:33:29,877 --> 00:33:31,835
I know, see it was good, right?
848
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,012
No, I was...
849
00:33:34,186 --> 00:33:36,275
[audience laughs]
850
00:33:36,449 --> 00:33:40,888
It was square, and
there was an old person.
851
00:33:41,062 --> 00:33:42,150
I was playing Monopoly.
852
00:33:42,324 --> 00:33:43,586
- With an old person?
853
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,763
- No, like the monocle guy.
- Oh, I see.
854
00:33:48,591 --> 00:33:52,247
- I was struggling,
is what I was doing.
855
00:33:52,421 --> 00:33:53,901
[audience laughs]
856
00:33:54,075 --> 00:33:58,079
- I was in a church, a
house, I was in a house.
857
00:33:58,253 --> 00:33:58,949
- You're in a house?
858
00:33:59,124 --> 00:34:00,038
- I was in a--
859
00:34:00,212 --> 00:34:01,039
- Who's house were you in?
860
00:34:01,213 --> 00:34:02,170
- Was in the house!
861
00:34:02,344 --> 00:34:03,780
[audience laughs]
862
00:34:03,954 --> 00:34:06,261
- Like a party time?
- Yeah, I know, right, yeah.
863
00:34:06,435 --> 00:34:07,262
- [Save] So, you
were in a house.
864
00:34:07,436 --> 00:34:08,132
Who's house were you in?
865
00:34:09,395 --> 00:34:13,181
- I think I was just in,
like, a retirement home,
866
00:34:13,355 --> 00:34:18,012
and I was up in the attic
of a retirement home.
867
00:34:18,186 --> 00:34:19,621
[audience laughs]
868
00:34:19,795 --> 00:34:21,885
I was spying on old
people in the attic!
869
00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:23,626
- That's a little awkward.
870
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,280
- No, it's great, I'll
take their things like,
871
00:34:25,454 --> 00:34:26,934
where are they going?
- Let me tell you something,
872
00:34:27,108 --> 00:34:28,891
Chris, you're in the
house of an old person,
873
00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:30,458
who was that old person?
874
00:34:30,632 --> 00:34:32,070
Was that someone
near and dear to you?
875
00:34:32,244 --> 00:34:33,592
- I was in the house
of an old person.
876
00:34:33,766 --> 00:34:35,985
- Was that person
near and dear to ya?
877
00:34:36,161 --> 00:34:37,987
- It was an old boxer.
878
00:34:38,163 --> 00:34:39,599
[audience laughs]
879
00:34:39,773 --> 00:34:42,167
- An old boxer?
- A championship boxer.
880
00:34:44,516 --> 00:34:46,214
- [Dave] Did you
know this old person?
881
00:34:46,388 --> 00:34:48,216
- It was my mother.
882
00:34:49,130 --> 00:34:50,697
- Oh, is she that old?
883
00:34:52,873 --> 00:34:54,962
- It was my grandmother.
884
00:34:55,136 --> 00:34:57,530
- [Dave] Oh, you're at
your grandmother's house!
885
00:34:57,704 --> 00:34:59,184
- [Chris] I was at
my grandma's house!
886
00:34:59,358 --> 00:35:02,274
- All right, so Christopher,
you're late for work.
887
00:35:02,448 --> 00:35:04,624
I do love my grandmother,
so I do get it,
888
00:35:04,798 --> 00:35:07,975
but what were you doing
at your grandma's house.
889
00:35:08,149 --> 00:35:11,065
- Oh no, its a
really good, okay,
890
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:14,547
the reason I was there is
'cause she fell down, right.
891
00:35:14,721 --> 00:35:16,549
- [Dave] Oh, she fell down?
892
00:35:16,723 --> 00:35:18,203
- [Chris] Doing yoga,
and I folded her in half
893
00:35:18,377 --> 00:35:20,335
- You folded her in half?
894
00:35:20,509 --> 00:35:22,032
How did she feel after
you fold her in half?
895
00:35:22,207 --> 00:35:25,297
- I don't know, I tried to
glue her leg back together.
896
00:35:25,471 --> 00:35:27,734
- Oh, you glued her,
did she like that?
897
00:35:27,908 --> 00:35:32,869
- No, 'cause she, after I, she,
898
00:35:33,653 --> 00:35:34,697
I put her in a box.
899
00:35:36,221 --> 00:35:38,266
- So let me get this right,
- And then I covered her.
900
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,399
- You went to your grandma's
house, you put her in a box,
901
00:35:40,573 --> 00:35:41,748
and you covered her up?
902
00:35:41,922 --> 00:35:43,619
- That's what it sounds like.
903
00:35:43,793 --> 00:35:45,969
- [Dave] You're a crazy gent.
904
00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:47,623
[audience laughs]
905
00:35:47,797 --> 00:35:50,060
- No, I didn't do that,
that would be ridiculous.
906
00:35:50,235 --> 00:35:52,802
It looks like I did that,
but that is not what I did.
907
00:35:54,282 --> 00:35:55,196
- So, you went to
your grandma's house,
908
00:35:55,370 --> 00:35:56,632
did you help her do something?
909
00:35:56,806 --> 00:35:57,764
- Probably not.
910
00:36:00,245 --> 00:36:03,509
I was down, I was folding
things, and I was--
911
00:36:03,683 --> 00:36:04,901
- You were folding?
912
00:36:05,075 --> 00:36:07,034
- Yeah, making
sandwiches, no I wasn't.
913
00:36:07,208 --> 00:36:08,166
- You're making a sandwiches?
914
00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:10,168
- I wasn't making sandwiches.
915
00:36:10,342 --> 00:36:12,344
I was putting something
on the ground,
916
00:36:13,475 --> 00:36:15,608
and then drawing lines
and rubbing it around.
917
00:36:16,826 --> 00:36:19,177
- You were drawing lines
and rubbing it around
918
00:36:19,351 --> 00:36:20,439
at your grandma's place?
919
00:36:20,613 --> 00:36:21,962
- Hey, it's my grandma's house!
920
00:36:22,136 --> 00:36:22,615
I do what I want!
- I'm not arguing with ya.
921
00:36:24,617 --> 00:36:26,140
- I was laying bricks.
922
00:36:26,314 --> 00:36:28,186
- You were laying
bricks on the ground?
923
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,623
- I was trying to
box her in. [laughs]
924
00:36:30,797 --> 00:36:32,668
[audience laughs]
925
00:36:32,842 --> 00:36:34,801
- So, Chris, if you're gonna
lay something on the ground,
926
00:36:34,975 --> 00:36:37,456
I don't think it'd
be bricks, would it?
927
00:36:37,630 --> 00:36:38,631
- I don't know, man!
928
00:36:39,545 --> 00:36:41,155
[audience laughs]
929
00:36:41,329 --> 00:36:44,332
I wasn't building it up,
I was building it around.
930
00:36:44,506 --> 00:36:46,421
- So, you're laying something
on the floor are ya?
931
00:36:46,595 --> 00:36:50,120
- A road, a cobble
road, a stone road.
932
00:36:50,295 --> 00:36:51,296
- Inside?
933
00:36:51,470 --> 00:36:54,124
- No, I was doing a driveway.
934
00:36:54,299 --> 00:36:56,170
I was doing a garden.
935
00:36:56,344 --> 00:36:58,172
- In your grandma's house,
let me walk you through this.
936
00:36:58,346 --> 00:36:59,434
- Holy cow!
937
00:36:59,608 --> 00:37:01,480
- You're in your
grandma's house,
938
00:37:01,654 --> 00:37:04,222
and you're on the ground inside,
939
00:37:04,396 --> 00:37:05,701
and you said you're
laying bricks,
940
00:37:05,875 --> 00:37:07,616
what you doing
laying bricks inside?
941
00:37:07,790 --> 00:37:10,097
- I'm not laying bricks.
942
00:37:10,271 --> 00:37:11,707
I was spreading something.
943
00:37:11,881 --> 00:37:13,796
- All right, spreading it
- And putting it down.
944
00:37:13,970 --> 00:37:15,058
- And arranging it.
- And spreading it
945
00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:16,582
and putting it down.
946
00:37:16,756 --> 00:37:18,453
- Was there a lot
of them in a row?
947
00:37:18,627 --> 00:37:19,846
- Yes.
[audience laughs]
948
00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:21,674
- So, what would
that be in a row?
949
00:37:21,848 --> 00:37:23,850
- Dominoes, I don't know!
950
00:37:25,373 --> 00:37:28,202
- Your grandma's house
is made of dominoes?
951
00:37:28,376 --> 00:37:29,812
Is that what you're
saying to me?
952
00:37:29,986 --> 00:37:32,641
- I could really use a
sounds like right about now.
953
00:37:32,815 --> 00:37:34,252
[audience laughs]
954
00:37:34,426 --> 00:37:35,470
- All right, I'm
filing this in my head.
955
00:37:35,644 --> 00:37:37,603
I'm gonna file it in my head.
956
00:37:37,777 --> 00:37:39,300
- I was making a filing cabinet.
957
00:37:39,474 --> 00:37:41,171
- You said to rhyme,
I'm rhyming, all right?
958
00:37:41,346 --> 00:37:42,477
- I was piling
959
00:37:42,651 --> 00:37:44,392
- You're not piling anything!
960
00:37:44,566 --> 00:37:46,002
[audience laughs]
961
00:37:46,176 --> 00:37:48,178
You might pile them
before you lay them!
962
00:37:48,353 --> 00:37:50,442
- Oh, Oh my goodness!
963
00:37:50,616 --> 00:37:53,227
[audience laughs]
964
00:37:53,401 --> 00:37:54,359
- What were you doing?
965
00:37:54,533 --> 00:37:56,143
- I was fixing her shower,
966
00:37:56,317 --> 00:37:57,362
all the tile in the
bathroom got messed up.
967
00:37:57,536 --> 00:37:59,233
- All right, that's good!
968
00:37:59,407 --> 00:38:03,368
[audience cheers and applauds]
969
00:38:04,412 --> 00:38:05,500
You're laying bricks!
- That was an adventure!
970
00:38:05,674 --> 00:38:07,241
I was an adventurous youth
971
00:38:07,415 --> 00:38:08,547
and I just have a hard
time thinking now.
972
00:38:08,721 --> 00:38:10,418
- So, let me get this straight,
973
00:38:10,592 --> 00:38:12,290
the reason you're late is you
were at your grandma's house,
974
00:38:12,464 --> 00:38:14,727
you're laying tile in
her shower for her.
975
00:38:14,901 --> 00:38:15,858
- That's a good grandson
976
00:38:16,032 --> 00:38:17,425
- I know it sounds ridiculous.
977
00:38:17,599 --> 00:38:19,253
- No, I have to let
you off this time
978
00:38:19,427 --> 00:38:21,037
because that's being a good
grandson, I get it, it's great,
979
00:38:21,211 --> 00:38:23,736
but here's the thing, you know
I love it when you bring me
980
00:38:23,910 --> 00:38:26,434
little gifts, little
trinkets, little souvenirs.
981
00:38:28,001 --> 00:38:29,176
What did you bring me back
from your grandma's house?
982
00:38:29,350 --> 00:38:31,265
- I brought you a bribe.
983
00:38:31,439 --> 00:38:32,353
- A bribe, what'd you bring me?
984
00:38:32,527 --> 00:38:34,224
- Oh, it's really good.
985
00:38:34,399 --> 00:38:36,183
So, I picked this up last night,
986
00:38:36,357 --> 00:38:38,577
and I thought you would
really appreciate.
987
00:38:38,751 --> 00:38:39,926
- What is it?
988
00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:40,840
- I don't know.
- All right.
989
00:38:41,014 --> 00:38:42,407
- It looks like
990
00:38:44,060 --> 00:38:45,235
a door.
991
00:38:45,410 --> 00:38:46,280
[audience laughs]
992
00:38:46,454 --> 00:38:50,066
It looks like an elevator.
993
00:38:51,416 --> 00:38:52,765
- It fit in my
hand, that elevator.
994
00:38:52,939 --> 00:38:54,375
- I didn't say it
was a good elevator.
995
00:38:54,549 --> 00:38:55,463
[audience laughs]
996
00:38:55,637 --> 00:38:57,813
I got you a fridge.
997
00:38:57,987 --> 00:38:59,859
- From your grandma's house
- I got you a fridge.
998
00:39:00,033 --> 00:39:02,427
I took my grandmother's
fridge and I gave it to you,
999
00:39:02,601 --> 00:39:04,603
and there's a ghost in it.
1000
00:39:04,777 --> 00:39:06,300
[audience laughs]
1001
00:39:06,474 --> 00:39:07,736
- There's a ghost in
your grandma's fridge?
1002
00:39:07,910 --> 00:39:09,956
- Yeah, I didn't
make the rules up.
1003
00:39:10,130 --> 00:39:12,262
There's food in the
fridge, I take it,
1004
00:39:12,437 --> 00:39:14,787
oh, there's a bird, get
it out of your office!
1005
00:39:14,961 --> 00:39:15,744
[audience laughs]
1006
00:39:15,918 --> 00:39:19,444
Oh look, it's a...
1007
00:39:21,881 --> 00:39:24,449
[audience laughs]
1008
00:39:24,623 --> 00:39:26,102
Oh, so.
1009
00:39:27,539 --> 00:39:29,802
- All right, what you bring
back, it's in my hand.
1010
00:39:29,976 --> 00:39:33,240
- See, it's
actually. [blows air]
1011
00:39:33,414 --> 00:39:34,372
- You blew it up?
1012
00:39:34,546 --> 00:39:35,938
- Oh yeah, no, it's great.
1013
00:39:36,112 --> 00:39:37,505
It's really light and
then when you plug it in
1014
00:39:38,637 --> 00:39:40,552
it just flashes 12
o'clock for like 10 days
1015
00:39:40,726 --> 00:39:42,423
'cause you can't figure it out.
1016
00:39:43,555 --> 00:39:45,078
- You blew it up.
1017
00:39:45,252 --> 00:39:47,776
- I got you a camping
blow-upable microwave.
1018
00:39:47,950 --> 00:39:49,604
- Oh, I've always wanted one.
1019
00:39:49,778 --> 00:39:50,997
- Yeah, it's pretty good.
- That's great!
1020
00:39:51,171 --> 00:39:52,607
[audience cheers and applauds]
1021
00:39:52,781 --> 00:39:54,435
- Is that okay?
1022
00:39:54,609 --> 00:39:56,002
- I love microwaves, I've never
seen a blow-up one before.
1023
00:39:56,176 --> 00:39:58,439
- Neither have I, but it
had to fit in your hand.
1024
00:39:58,613 --> 00:39:59,788
- All right, I'll just
put it in my pocket.
1025
00:39:59,962 --> 00:40:00,789
You can go back to work.
1026
00:40:00,963 --> 00:40:02,574
- Can I keep my job?
1027
00:40:02,748 --> 00:40:04,227
- You can, thank you very
much, that's great, all right.
1028
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:07,753
[audience applauds]
1029
00:40:07,927 --> 00:40:11,321
- Okay, so by round of
applause, who did it better?
1030
00:40:11,496 --> 00:40:13,019
Was it the guys?
1031
00:40:13,193 --> 00:40:17,240
[audience cheers and applauds]
1032
00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:18,677
Was it the ladies?
1033
00:40:18,851 --> 00:40:21,462
[audience cheers]
1034
00:40:21,636 --> 00:40:24,030
I have to say, I have to
say, the guys took it.
1035
00:40:24,204 --> 00:40:25,814
- I think I had a lot to do
1036
00:40:25,988 --> 00:40:29,035
with the negative
performance of the ladies.
1037
00:40:29,209 --> 00:40:30,645
[audience laughs]
1038
00:40:30,819 --> 00:40:32,038
- I liked the Statue
of Liberty up here,
1039
00:40:32,212 --> 00:40:33,648
this was great, this was like.
1040
00:40:35,563 --> 00:40:39,437
- Even people that have
never seen a floor before,
1041
00:40:39,611 --> 00:40:40,525
knew that was tiling.
1042
00:40:40,699 --> 00:40:43,310
[audience laughs]
1043
00:40:43,484 --> 00:40:45,051
Our next sketch is
called, "Helping Hands".
1044
00:40:45,225 --> 00:40:47,575
Here's how it works,
Helping Hands,
1045
00:40:47,749 --> 00:40:50,926
is a scene where Dave and
I are gonna do a scene,
1046
00:40:51,100 --> 00:40:52,841
and we have two volunteers
from the audience,
1047
00:40:53,015 --> 00:40:54,843
who are going to move us around
1048
00:40:55,017 --> 00:40:57,063
because we can't move
ourselves, all right.
1049
00:40:57,237 --> 00:41:00,588
So, we're looking for a
Mrs. Overand and Elena.
1050
00:41:04,505 --> 00:41:06,986
[audience claps]
1051
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:08,640
- Here we go.
- Yay!
1052
00:41:11,164 --> 00:41:13,383
- Oh, come on you can
do better than that!
1053
00:41:13,558 --> 00:41:15,951
[audience cheers and applauds]
1054
00:41:16,125 --> 00:41:19,346
There we go, all
right, all right.
1055
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,915
So, here's how it's
gonna work, all right,
1056
00:41:24,177 --> 00:41:26,658
Mrs. Overund, you're
gonna be moving Dave.
1057
00:41:27,659 --> 00:41:28,747
- Like now?
1058
00:41:28,921 --> 00:41:31,053
- No.
- Soon, very soon!
1059
00:41:31,227 --> 00:41:32,664
- Don't move 'em yet.
- Pretty excited.
1060
00:41:32,838 --> 00:41:34,317
- She's a take control
person, isn't she?
1061
00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:35,841
- I'll move him right now.
1062
00:41:36,015 --> 00:41:37,451
- She'd make a great
teacher I think.
1063
00:41:37,625 --> 00:41:39,453
All right, ere's
how it works, okay.
1064
00:41:39,627 --> 00:41:41,281
Now, you listen for Dave's cue.
1065
00:41:41,455 --> 00:41:44,066
If Dave says, "I have to reach
something from the cupboard",
1066
00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:46,547
you're gonna lift
his hand, all right?
1067
00:41:46,721 --> 00:41:48,723
If you don't move it down,
it's gonna stay there.
1068
00:41:49,768 --> 00:41:51,509
When you need to
move him around,
1069
00:41:51,683 --> 00:41:54,424
move his shoulders,
you can move his feet.
1070
00:41:54,599 --> 00:41:57,079
When he wants to
move forward or back,
1071
00:41:58,603 --> 00:42:00,474
forward you just tap
the back of his legs.
1072
00:42:00,648 --> 00:42:03,521
The faster you tap the
faster he goes, okay.
1073
00:42:03,695 --> 00:42:05,044
You want him to move
back you just tap
1074
00:42:05,218 --> 00:42:07,525
the front of his knees there,
1075
00:42:07,699 --> 00:42:09,744
and when you want
him to look around,
1076
00:42:09,918 --> 00:42:11,964
just remember he's not an owl,
1077
00:42:12,138 --> 00:42:16,098
and we're gonna
gently turn his head.
1078
00:42:16,272 --> 00:42:17,578
All right, easy enough?
1079
00:42:17,752 --> 00:42:19,580
- I think I got it.
- Okay.
1080
00:42:19,754 --> 00:42:21,800
Chris, can you read
our scene for us?
1081
00:42:21,974 --> 00:42:24,019
- Probably, all right.
1082
00:42:25,804 --> 00:42:29,938
Helping Hands, Dave, you're
a professional golfer,
1083
00:42:30,112 --> 00:42:31,592
and you have put out your back,
1084
00:42:31,766 --> 00:42:36,031
so you must see rogue
physiotherapist John
1085
00:42:36,205 --> 00:42:38,164
before your masters game.
1086
00:42:38,338 --> 00:42:40,427
- I'm a rogue physiotherapist.
1087
00:42:40,601 --> 00:42:42,124
Dave are your hands
clean or dry or?
1088
00:42:42,298 --> 00:42:43,952
- Yeah, they're okay.
1089
00:42:44,126 --> 00:42:45,650
[audience laughs]
1090
00:42:45,824 --> 00:42:46,607
I'll be touching you,
don't worry about it.
1091
00:42:46,781 --> 00:42:48,174
- Wow, my life is great.
1092
00:42:48,348 --> 00:42:50,437
All right, Elena,
you're over here.
1093
00:42:50,611 --> 00:42:52,570
Okay, Dave, you've got the ball.
1094
00:42:52,744 --> 00:42:54,136
- Okay, you ready
- Yep.
1095
00:42:54,310 --> 00:42:56,574
- Oh, my back is hurting
right there, my back!
1096
00:42:56,748 --> 00:42:58,663
I got to touch it with my hand.
1097
00:42:59,664 --> 00:43:01,491
Oh, yeah, right there!
1098
00:43:01,666 --> 00:43:03,232
I need some help.
1099
00:43:03,406 --> 00:43:04,843
I gotta bang on the door,
get the doctor's attention.
1100
00:43:05,017 --> 00:43:06,496
Hey, doc!
1101
00:43:06,671 --> 00:43:07,541
[audience laughs]
1102
00:43:07,715 --> 00:43:09,195
I'm here, I need help!
1103
00:43:09,369 --> 00:43:12,154
- It sounds like a master
golfer's at my door.
1104
00:43:12,328 --> 00:43:14,809
I'm gonna walk over
there and open that door.
1105
00:43:17,072 --> 00:43:18,465
[audience laughs]
1106
00:43:18,639 --> 00:43:20,772
- I'm coming, I'm coming!
1107
00:43:21,686 --> 00:43:22,861
[audience laughs]
1108
00:43:23,035 --> 00:43:24,602
I've got arthritis.
1109
00:43:25,777 --> 00:43:27,561
[audience laughs]
1110
00:43:27,735 --> 00:43:29,519
That was a sudden stop.
1111
00:43:29,694 --> 00:43:30,608
[audience laughs]
1112
00:43:30,782 --> 00:43:32,174
We were not expecting that.
1113
00:43:32,348 --> 00:43:33,872
All right, just let
me open the door.
1114
00:43:35,221 --> 00:43:37,527
Oh, it's a tiny door
that opens vertically.
1115
00:43:37,702 --> 00:43:39,138
[audience laughs]
1116
00:43:39,312 --> 00:43:40,443
It's like an accordion
door, come on in!
1117
00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:41,880
- Hey, doc, let me look at ya!
1118
00:43:45,100 --> 00:43:47,146
[audience laughs]
1119
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:48,843
It's great to see ya!
1120
00:43:49,017 --> 00:43:53,935
- Are you, you, are
you a famous golfer?
1121
00:43:54,806 --> 00:43:56,198
- I am!
1122
00:43:56,372 --> 00:43:57,722
- Oh my goodness.
- Do you want my autograph?
1123
00:43:57,896 --> 00:43:59,332
- Yes.
1124
00:43:59,506 --> 00:44:02,596
- Okay, let me write
it here, with a pen.
1125
00:44:02,770 --> 00:44:03,858
I have piece of paper.
1126
00:44:05,251 --> 00:44:06,731
- Just write it real quick.
1127
00:44:06,905 --> 00:44:09,037
- Okay, there we go.
- And throw it to me.
1128
00:44:09,211 --> 00:44:10,299
- Okay.
1129
00:44:10,473 --> 00:44:11,474
- Throw it.
- I will.
1130
00:44:11,649 --> 00:44:12,301
- Okay.
- Throw it.
1131
00:44:12,475 --> 00:44:13,563
- There we go.
1132
00:44:13,738 --> 00:44:15,914
[audience laughs]
1133
00:44:16,088 --> 00:44:18,481
Wow, that's wet paper!
- It is.
1134
00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:20,048
[audience laughs]
1135
00:44:20,222 --> 00:44:21,267
- I'm just gonna put
this in my pocket.
1136
00:44:21,441 --> 00:44:22,529
- Okay.
- There we go.
1137
00:44:22,703 --> 00:44:24,226
Okay, why don't you come in and
1138
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:25,532
tell me what the problem is.
- I would love to come in.
1139
00:44:25,706 --> 00:44:26,925
You start and I'll follow you.
1140
00:44:27,099 --> 00:44:27,926
- Okay.
1141
00:44:29,318 --> 00:44:30,102
[audience laughs]
1142
00:44:30,276 --> 00:44:30,972
- Here I come!
1143
00:44:31,146 --> 00:44:33,932
[audience laughs]
1144
00:44:37,109 --> 00:44:38,806
- Just follow me!
1145
00:44:38,980 --> 00:44:41,766
[audience laughs]
1146
00:44:48,773 --> 00:44:50,644
Okay!
- I'm here!
1147
00:44:50,818 --> 00:44:52,951
- Now, let me take a
look at your swing.
1148
00:44:53,125 --> 00:44:54,126
- Okay.
1149
00:44:54,300 --> 00:44:55,997
- Back up a bit.
- All right,
1150
00:44:56,171 --> 00:44:57,695
- 'Cause I don't wanna be hurt.
1151
00:44:58,870 --> 00:45:00,610
Do you have to?
- I think so.
1152
00:45:00,785 --> 00:45:03,701
[audience laughs]
1153
00:45:04,484 --> 00:45:05,920
- Okay, now show me.
1154
00:45:06,094 --> 00:45:07,617
- Show 'em the way
you position yourself!
1155
00:45:07,792 --> 00:45:09,184
- That's right, pretend you
have a club in your hands.
1156
00:45:09,358 --> 00:45:11,273
- I'm gonna grab my club,
I brought it with me.
1157
00:45:11,447 --> 00:45:13,101
I'll bend down and grab it.
1158
00:45:14,276 --> 00:45:15,147
Got it!
1159
00:45:16,278 --> 00:45:17,715
Okay, now watch this,
1160
00:45:17,889 --> 00:45:19,804
I'm gonna grab the
club with both hands,
1161
00:45:21,414 --> 00:45:22,807
[audience laughs]
1162
00:45:22,981 --> 00:45:25,635
- I'm gonna pull back,
now, just watch my hips.
1163
00:45:25,810 --> 00:45:26,898
[audience laughs]
1164
00:45:27,072 --> 00:45:28,160
Look at my hips.
- Yep, looking.
1165
00:45:28,334 --> 00:45:29,727
- See the way they wiggle?
- Yep.
1166
00:45:29,901 --> 00:45:31,163
- Look at them, they
wiggle, see that.
1167
00:45:32,860 --> 00:45:34,993
All right, it's all about
the wiggle in the hips,
1168
00:45:35,167 --> 00:45:36,864
and the follow
through, so, wiggle!
1169
00:45:38,126 --> 00:45:38,823
[audience laughs]
1170
00:45:38,997 --> 00:45:39,737
- Follow through!
1171
00:45:41,042 --> 00:45:41,956
- There we go!
1172
00:45:42,130 --> 00:45:43,479
[audience laughs]
1173
00:45:43,653 --> 00:45:45,743
It's like I'm
chopping down a tree!
1174
00:45:45,917 --> 00:45:47,614
- All right, I think I
see what the problem is.
1175
00:45:47,788 --> 00:45:50,530
Let me tap my forehead
and look like an expert
1176
00:45:51,923 --> 00:45:52,662
Oh.
1177
00:45:52,837 --> 00:45:54,229
[audience laughs]
1178
00:45:54,403 --> 00:45:56,666
Yes, I know what the
problem is, okay.
1179
00:45:56,841 --> 00:45:57,711
- Okay.
1180
00:45:57,885 --> 00:45:58,843
- You.
- Yes?
1181
00:45:59,017 --> 00:46:02,803
- Have terminal carpal tunnel.
1182
00:46:02,977 --> 00:46:04,674
- Oh, that doesn't
sound good, doc.
1183
00:46:04,849 --> 00:46:06,198
- It can be fixed.
- Okay.
1184
00:46:06,372 --> 00:46:08,635
- That's a different
type of terminal.
1185
00:46:08,809 --> 00:46:10,245
- [Dave] All right.
1186
00:46:10,419 --> 00:46:11,899
- All right, so here's
what I'm gonna do,
1187
00:46:12,073 --> 00:46:13,466
the first thing I'm gonna do,
1188
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,903
we need to get your
back's attention,
1189
00:46:16,077 --> 00:46:20,690
and we do that with something
I call, the Spooning Bear Hug.
1190
00:46:20,865 --> 00:46:22,214
- [Dave] Oh!
1191
00:46:22,388 --> 00:46:23,911
[audience laughs]
1192
00:46:24,085 --> 00:46:24,912
Well, let me get in
the position here, doc,
1193
00:46:25,086 --> 00:46:25,957
let me straighten out.
1194
00:46:26,131 --> 00:46:26,392
- Yeah, stand up straight.
1195
00:46:28,089 --> 00:46:30,048
Okay, and face
side-ways, there you go.
1196
00:46:30,222 --> 00:46:32,354
I'm gonna come
around behind you,
1197
00:46:32,528 --> 00:46:33,399
- [Dave] Okay.
1198
00:46:36,271 --> 00:46:39,057
[audience laughs]
1199
00:46:40,406 --> 00:46:41,189
- All right.
1200
00:46:42,103 --> 00:46:44,845
[audience laughs]
1201
00:46:45,019 --> 00:46:47,717
Here I come, sneaking
up behind you.
1202
00:46:47,892 --> 00:46:49,545
[audience laughs]
1203
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:52,505
I'm just gonna put my arms
around your chest, there we go.
1204
00:46:53,898 --> 00:46:55,334
- Hey, doc?
- Yep!
1205
00:46:55,508 --> 00:46:56,726
- Would you be okay
if held you as well?
1206
00:46:56,901 --> 00:46:58,772
I just feel more
secure that way.
1207
00:46:58,946 --> 00:47:00,730
- Oh, sure, that's fine.
- Okay, here I come.
1208
00:47:00,905 --> 00:47:04,734
- Just turn right
around, or do that.
1209
00:47:04,909 --> 00:47:07,607
[audience laughs]
1210
00:47:09,957 --> 00:47:12,655
okay.
- I feel spooned!
1211
00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:14,483
[audience laughs]
1212
00:47:14,657 --> 00:47:16,224
- All right, now, I'm gonna
squeeze your chest real hard,
1213
00:47:16,398 --> 00:47:17,660
and bend you backwards.
1214
00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:19,140
- Here we go.
1215
00:47:19,314 --> 00:47:20,359
- And you're gonna
feel the crack.
1216
00:47:20,533 --> 00:47:20,750
- Okay.
- Here we go.
1217
00:47:21,708 --> 00:47:22,404
[back cracks]
- Oh.
1218
00:47:22,578 --> 00:47:23,710
[audience laughs]
1219
00:47:23,884 --> 00:47:24,972
- Wow!
- Did you feel that?
1220
00:47:25,146 --> 00:47:26,669
- I felt something.
- Yes.
1221
00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:29,107
All right, I'm gonna let
go, and I'm gonna back away,
1222
00:47:29,281 --> 00:47:30,456
and I want you to shake it off.
1223
00:47:30,630 --> 00:47:31,936
- Okay.
- Here we go.
1224
00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:35,765
[audience laughs]
1225
00:47:35,940 --> 00:47:36,810
- Look at that.
1226
00:47:36,984 --> 00:47:38,594
[audience laughs]
1227
00:47:38,768 --> 00:47:39,769
- You're a little looser!
- Wiggle my hips again, hips!
1228
00:47:39,944 --> 00:47:41,075
Oh, yeah.
1229
00:47:42,337 --> 00:47:44,296
- You're a little looser,
I have some hope for ya!
1230
00:47:46,515 --> 00:47:48,778
- Are we done?
- No, no, no,
1231
00:47:48,953 --> 00:47:50,345
we got it loose for now,
1232
00:47:50,519 --> 00:47:51,869
but you don't want
it to happen again.
1233
00:47:52,043 --> 00:47:54,828
- No, I don't.
- Okay, here's the number one,
1234
00:47:55,002 --> 00:47:56,830
the number one
- Let me look at ya!
1235
00:47:57,004 --> 00:47:57,918
- The number one thing
we need you to do.
1236
00:47:58,092 --> 00:47:59,398
- Let me look at ya.
1237
00:47:59,572 --> 00:48:00,268
- Look at me.
1238
00:48:00,442 --> 00:48:01,791
[audience laughs]
1239
00:48:01,966 --> 00:48:03,315
- I'm up here.
- Where?
1240
00:48:03,489 --> 00:48:04,794
- I'm up here.
1241
00:48:04,969 --> 00:48:06,448
- Oh, there you are.
- There we go!
1242
00:48:06,622 --> 00:48:09,451
- All right, I need you
to get on all fours.
1243
00:48:09,625 --> 00:48:10,975
- This sounds dangerous.
1244
00:48:11,149 --> 00:48:12,977
- You know what,
it's for your health
1245
00:48:13,151 --> 00:48:14,326
and I'm willing
to take that risk.
1246
00:48:14,500 --> 00:48:16,328
- Okay, I'm going down now.
1247
00:48:16,502 --> 00:48:18,896
- Okay, just down on all fours,
1248
00:48:19,070 --> 00:48:22,160
just hop right down,
hoppity-hop, hop.
1249
00:48:22,334 --> 00:48:24,162
[audience laughs]
1250
00:48:24,336 --> 00:48:25,859
There you go.
1251
00:48:26,033 --> 00:48:26,860
[audience laughs]
1252
00:48:27,034 --> 00:48:27,643
That's all threes, okay.
1253
00:48:29,689 --> 00:48:32,474
[audience laughs]
1254
00:48:34,955 --> 00:48:36,130
You looking for a hydrant?
1255
00:48:36,304 --> 00:48:38,350
[audience laughs]
1256
00:48:38,524 --> 00:48:42,267
- I don't know, all
this excitement.
1257
00:48:42,441 --> 00:48:45,792
- All right, now your
back is loose now,
1258
00:48:45,966 --> 00:48:47,968
but we need to
make it stay loose.
1259
00:48:48,142 --> 00:48:49,796
So, I'm gonna come around
to your right side.
1260
00:48:49,970 --> 00:48:50,579
- Yeah.
1261
00:48:54,366 --> 00:48:55,802
- I wish my knees worked
better than they do,
1262
00:48:55,976 --> 00:48:56,803
I'll tell you that.
1263
00:48:56,977 --> 00:48:57,935
[audience laughs]
1264
00:48:58,109 --> 00:48:59,937
Here we go, all right, now,
1265
00:49:00,111 --> 00:49:04,942
I am just going to throw
myself over your back.
1266
00:49:06,378 --> 00:49:08,293
- Hey, doc, I don't
think I like that.
1267
00:49:08,467 --> 00:49:09,120
[audience laughs]
1268
00:49:09,294 --> 00:49:10,164
- You know what?
1269
00:49:10,338 --> 00:49:13,080
All treatment is painful.
1270
00:49:14,081 --> 00:49:17,128
No pain, no brain.
- And terrifying.
1271
00:49:17,302 --> 00:49:19,391
- Okay, I'm just
gonna lower myself.
1272
00:49:22,133 --> 00:49:24,787
[audience laughs]
1273
00:49:24,962 --> 00:49:26,050
- I'm just getting...
1274
00:49:27,573 --> 00:49:30,880
[audience laughs]
1275
00:49:31,055 --> 00:49:33,100
Oh, there we go.
1276
00:49:33,274 --> 00:49:35,885
- You're gonna ride
me like a pony?
1277
00:49:36,060 --> 00:49:36,974
[audience laughs]
1278
00:49:37,148 --> 00:49:38,627
- I was not expecting this,
1279
00:49:38,801 --> 00:49:40,412
but I think it's an
alternative treatment.
1280
00:49:40,586 --> 00:49:41,848
[audience laughs]
1281
00:49:42,022 --> 00:49:44,503
- Oh, you're heavy!
1282
00:49:44,677 --> 00:49:46,940
[audience laughs]
1283
00:49:47,114 --> 00:49:50,204
- Look at that, I rode you,
and now I just climbed off.
1284
00:49:50,378 --> 00:49:51,205
[audience laughs]
1285
00:49:51,379 --> 00:49:52,946
Not even expecting that.
1286
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:54,339
[audience laughs]
1287
00:49:54,513 --> 00:49:55,383
How's your back feel?
- Worse.
1288
00:49:55,557 --> 00:49:56,602
[audience laughs]
1289
00:49:56,776 --> 00:49:58,604
- All right, ne last thing to do
1290
00:49:58,778 --> 00:50:00,954
and we'll submit
this treatment in.
1291
00:50:01,128 --> 00:50:03,261
I just need you to
lie on your tummy.
1292
00:50:03,435 --> 00:50:05,437
- I don't know, okay.
1293
00:50:06,655 --> 00:50:09,267
- There we go, you're
doing good Davey.
1294
00:50:09,441 --> 00:50:12,183
Pretty soon you'll be
golfing like an expert.
1295
00:50:13,097 --> 00:50:14,924
- Great, there you go!
- Ow, ow.
1296
00:50:15,099 --> 00:50:16,578
[audience laughs]
1297
00:50:16,752 --> 00:50:17,536
- [John] That's called
the kitty cat pose.
1298
00:50:17,710 --> 00:50:18,841
[audience laughs]
1299
00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:20,191
- Meow! [groans]
1300
00:50:20,365 --> 00:50:21,975
[audience laughs]
1301
00:50:22,149 --> 00:50:24,456
- That's good, all right,
now here's what I'm gonna do,
1302
00:50:24,630 --> 00:50:26,066
this little treatment,
1303
00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:28,286
this is why I'm a
rogue physiotherapist.
1304
00:50:28,460 --> 00:50:30,157
- I don't feel
comfort with this.
1305
00:50:30,331 --> 00:50:31,985
[audience laughs]
1306
00:50:32,159 --> 00:50:35,858
- Other physiotherapist would
never do, the steam roller.
1307
00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:38,644
[audience laughs]
1308
00:50:38,818 --> 00:50:39,645
Are you ready, Dave?
1309
00:50:39,819 --> 00:50:41,212
- I don't think so.
1310
00:50:41,386 --> 00:50:43,127
- You probably wanna
straighten your legs out.
1311
00:50:46,086 --> 00:50:47,044
- Okay.
1312
00:50:47,218 --> 00:50:48,741
- There you go.
1313
00:50:48,915 --> 00:50:52,353
All right, real gentle now,
I'm just going to cross.
1314
00:50:52,527 --> 00:50:54,355
[Dave whimpers]
No need to whimper.
1315
00:50:54,529 --> 00:50:56,053
[audience laughs]
1316
00:50:56,227 --> 00:50:58,838
- Here we go, here we
go, I'm just about to.
1317
00:51:00,274 --> 00:51:01,493
- Oh, what are you doing?
1318
00:51:01,667 --> 00:51:03,930
- I'm not sure.
[audience laughs]
1319
00:51:04,104 --> 00:51:05,584
- I was looking for
your health card.
1320
00:51:05,758 --> 00:51:07,325
[audience laughs]
1321
00:51:07,499 --> 00:51:08,978
- You can get that later, doc!
1322
00:51:09,153 --> 00:51:11,024
- It's not in your--
- I'll give it to you later.
1323
00:51:11,198 --> 00:51:13,374
- All right, I'm just
gonna bridge you.
1324
00:51:13,548 --> 00:51:16,029
Right now, I'm just
crawl right over you.
1325
00:51:16,203 --> 00:51:18,988
Here we go, here we go.
1326
00:51:19,163 --> 00:51:22,992
Oh yeah, oh, this is good.
[Dave groans]
1327
00:51:23,167 --> 00:51:24,994
Oh, yeah.
- Oh, doc.
1328
00:51:25,169 --> 00:51:26,909
[audience laughs]
1329
00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:27,823
What are you doing?
1330
00:51:29,086 --> 00:51:30,696
- I'm not sure what I'm doing.
1331
00:51:30,870 --> 00:51:32,480
[audience laughs]
1332
00:51:32,654 --> 00:51:34,613
- I'm pretty sure a steamroller
doesn't work like this.
1333
00:51:34,787 --> 00:51:36,223
[audience laughs]
1334
00:51:36,397 --> 00:51:38,356
And I'm pretty sure my
legs don't work like that!
1335
00:51:38,530 --> 00:51:41,098
[audience laughs]
1336
00:51:41,272 --> 00:51:44,971
Okay, How are you feeling now?
1337
00:51:45,145 --> 00:51:46,320
- Are we snuggling now, doc?
1338
00:51:47,495 --> 00:51:48,409
[audience laughs]
1339
00:51:48,583 --> 00:51:50,542
Is step two the treatment?
1340
00:51:50,716 --> 00:51:52,326
Spoon then snuggle!
1341
00:51:52,500 --> 00:51:55,155
- I need to reinforce
good behavior [laughs].
1342
00:51:56,504 --> 00:51:58,724
All right, I have a
feeling you're cured.
1343
00:51:58,898 --> 00:52:00,421
- I think I am!
- Okay.
1344
00:52:00,595 --> 00:52:02,206
[audience laughs]
1345
00:52:02,380 --> 00:52:05,034
- Just let me hop right up,
I'm just gonna hop right up.
1346
00:52:05,209 --> 00:52:07,515
[Dave groans]
1347
00:52:07,689 --> 00:52:09,126
Here we go.
1348
00:52:09,300 --> 00:52:11,040
Yeah, I don't wanna be
around this area too long.
1349
00:52:11,215 --> 00:52:12,216
[audience laughs]
1350
00:52:12,390 --> 00:52:14,305
You're looking good already.
1351
00:52:14,479 --> 00:52:16,394
I can tell you got no more
curvature of the spine.
1352
00:52:16,568 --> 00:52:18,265
I'm just gonna stand up here,
1353
00:52:18,439 --> 00:52:20,485
'cause your foot's
in a bad spot.
1354
00:52:20,659 --> 00:52:22,530
[audience laughs]
1355
00:52:22,704 --> 00:52:25,054
Like a real bad spot, stop it!
1356
00:52:25,229 --> 00:52:26,012
[audience laughs]
1357
00:52:26,186 --> 00:52:27,274
Stop moving your.
1358
00:52:27,448 --> 00:52:30,277
[audience laughs]
1359
00:52:31,496 --> 00:52:33,933
- Oh, there we go, oh
yeah, oh, this is easy.
1360
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:37,154
Oh, the temptation right now.
1361
00:52:37,328 --> 00:52:39,721
[audience laughs]
1362
00:52:39,895 --> 00:52:42,420
all right, I'll back
up, and you just hop up,
1363
00:52:42,594 --> 00:52:44,161
and you show me your swing.
1364
00:52:44,335 --> 00:52:46,250
'Cause I think you've
got it back, my friend.
1365
00:52:46,902 --> 00:52:48,469
- Here I come.
1366
00:52:48,643 --> 00:52:49,601
[audience laughs]
1367
00:52:49,775 --> 00:52:51,516
- Come on, just hop right up.
1368
00:52:51,690 --> 00:52:53,126
Just hop up!
1369
00:52:53,300 --> 00:52:53,953
[Dave groans]
1370
00:52:54,127 --> 00:52:54,997
Here we go.
1371
00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:55,868
[Dave groans]
1372
00:52:56,042 --> 00:52:57,478
[audience laughs]
1373
00:52:57,652 --> 00:52:58,566
- Here we go.
1374
00:52:58,740 --> 00:53:00,742
- You're kinda like a robot.
1375
00:53:00,916 --> 00:53:01,917
[audience laughs]
1376
00:53:02,091 --> 00:53:03,441
Like a robot that's constipated.
1377
00:53:03,615 --> 00:53:06,270
[audience laughs]
1378
00:53:09,229 --> 00:53:10,317
So good.
1379
00:53:10,491 --> 00:53:11,927
- I'm just taking my time, doc.
1380
00:53:12,101 --> 00:53:13,668
- The circulation's
returning to all your limbs.
1381
00:53:13,842 --> 00:53:15,627
- And I'm taking it all in.
- here, let me help you up.
1382
00:53:15,801 --> 00:53:17,629
I'll put my hands
on your something
1383
00:53:17,803 --> 00:53:19,108
- I feel sassy.
1384
00:53:19,283 --> 00:53:22,024
- There we go,
here we go, and up!
1385
00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:25,506
Up you come, up, up!
1386
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:26,464
Oh!
1387
00:53:27,465 --> 00:53:30,424
Oh.
- Oh, oh.
1388
00:53:30,598 --> 00:53:32,557
- Okay, take a couple
steps and shake it out.
1389
00:53:32,731 --> 00:53:34,123
- Okay, take a couple steps.
1390
00:53:34,298 --> 00:53:35,603
- Take a couple steps.
- Couple steps.
1391
00:53:35,777 --> 00:53:37,692
- Here we go, taking
a couple steps.
1392
00:53:37,866 --> 00:53:39,172
Not me.
1393
00:53:39,346 --> 00:53:41,783
[audience laughs]
1394
00:53:41,957 --> 00:53:43,437
- All right, let
me get in position.
1395
00:53:43,611 --> 00:53:46,223
- All right, show
me that golf swing.
1396
00:53:46,397 --> 00:53:48,660
- Let me grab my club.
- Okay.
1397
00:53:50,444 --> 00:53:51,837
Ta-da!
1398
00:53:52,011 --> 00:53:53,839
- Look at you, swing it!
- Both hands!
1399
00:53:54,013 --> 00:53:57,712
It's all in the hips, pull
back, wiggle the hips,
1400
00:53:57,886 --> 00:53:58,713
[audience laughs]
1401
00:53:58,887 --> 00:53:59,845
and follow through!
1402
00:54:01,934 --> 00:54:02,717
Follow through!
1403
00:54:03,936 --> 00:54:05,416
- [Audience Member]
Follow through!
1404
00:54:05,590 --> 00:54:07,113
- Follow through!
1405
00:54:07,287 --> 00:54:08,549
Yes!
- And down you go!
1406
00:54:08,723 --> 00:54:11,509
That's amazing, you're cured!
1407
00:54:11,683 --> 00:54:13,598
- Doc, can I give you a hug?
1408
00:54:13,772 --> 00:54:14,773
- Yes!
1409
00:54:14,947 --> 00:54:16,601
- And to show you how good I am,
1410
00:54:16,775 --> 00:54:19,212
I'm gonna back up and
run into your arms.
1411
00:54:19,386 --> 00:54:21,258
- Put the golf club down.
- I will
1412
00:54:21,997 --> 00:54:22,737
[audience laughs]
1413
00:54:22,911 --> 00:54:23,825
- Down it goes!
1414
00:54:23,999 --> 00:54:25,262
[audience laughs]
1415
00:54:25,436 --> 00:54:26,306
- Let me just get
a running start,
1416
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:27,264
gonna go over there and run.
1417
00:54:27,438 --> 00:54:28,352
- I'm a scarecrow.
1418
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:30,310
- Here we go.
1419
00:54:32,356 --> 00:54:34,183
- [John] I'm a scarecrow
with scoliosis.
1420
00:54:34,358 --> 00:54:36,534
- Okay, let me turn around.
1421
00:54:37,535 --> 00:54:39,841
- Here you come.
- Here I come.
1422
00:54:40,015 --> 00:54:40,799
[audience laughs]
1423
00:54:40,973 --> 00:54:42,191
- [John] Caw, caw!
1424
00:54:42,366 --> 00:54:44,542
[audience laughs]
1425
00:54:44,716 --> 00:54:47,588
No crows are eatin' my corn.
- Here I go!
1426
00:54:47,762 --> 00:54:51,288
- Here he comes, here
he comes, hands up!
1427
00:54:51,462 --> 00:54:52,376
[Dave grunts]
1428
00:54:52,550 --> 00:54:53,681
[audience laughs]
1429
00:54:53,855 --> 00:54:56,336
- Let me hug you!
- Okay.
1430
00:54:56,510 --> 00:55:00,297
- [Dave] Let me wrap my arms,
there's one, there's two.
1431
00:55:00,471 --> 00:55:01,863
- You are cured!
- Thank you, doc.
1432
00:55:02,037 --> 00:55:03,648
- All right, thank you.
1433
00:55:03,822 --> 00:55:05,214
Thank you ladies,
you were awesome!
1434
00:55:05,389 --> 00:55:06,390
[audience cheers and applauds]
1435
00:55:06,564 --> 00:55:08,000
- [Dave] Thanks guys, great job.
1436
00:55:08,174 --> 00:55:11,308
- [Chris] That was
very good, thank you.
1437
00:55:11,482 --> 00:55:13,266
That was awesome [laughs].
1438
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:14,441
- Are you guys having fun?
1439
00:55:14,615 --> 00:55:18,271
[audience cheers]
1440
00:55:18,445 --> 00:55:19,620
That's awesome, okay.
1441
00:55:21,013 --> 00:55:22,057
It is time,
1442
00:55:25,452 --> 00:55:28,368
for Mouse Trap.
1443
00:55:28,542 --> 00:55:30,283
[audience cheers]
1444
00:55:30,457 --> 00:55:32,198
- That's right.
- All right, here we go.
1445
00:55:32,372 --> 00:55:33,678
We're parting the curtains.
1446
00:55:35,114 --> 00:55:36,507
- [Audience] Ooh!
1447
00:55:39,684 --> 00:55:41,294
- [Dave] Wow.
1448
00:55:41,468 --> 00:55:43,209
- It doesn't look
that bad, right guys?
1449
00:55:43,383 --> 00:55:44,384
[Audience] No!
1450
00:55:44,558 --> 00:55:46,386
- [Chris] It's totally cool.
1451
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:49,389
- All right, so, Mouse Trap,
1452
00:55:49,563 --> 00:55:53,959
The sketch Mouse Trap,
basically, the recap is,
1453
00:55:54,133 --> 00:55:56,265
we are going to listen
to Chris' direction.
1454
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:58,180
We're going to have bare feet,
1455
00:55:58,355 --> 00:56:00,400
and we're gonna be blindfolded
1456
00:56:00,574 --> 00:56:04,970
and Chris is gonna direct
us to roll, step, walk, hit
1457
00:56:05,144 --> 00:56:08,321
every mouse trap that
is set on the stage,
1458
00:56:08,495 --> 00:56:11,977
which I've been led to
believe is over 200.
1459
00:56:12,151 --> 00:56:13,935
- 250, yeah.
- There's 250, so.
1460
00:56:14,109 --> 00:56:16,895
[audience cheers]
1461
00:56:18,505 --> 00:56:20,855
All right, so Chris,
1462
00:56:23,031 --> 00:56:25,643
you are going to be the
head elf working for Santa.
1463
00:56:25,817 --> 00:56:26,948
- Sure am.
1464
00:56:27,122 --> 00:56:30,299
- And We are?
1465
00:56:30,474 --> 00:56:31,475
- [Audience Member] Slave elves.
1466
00:56:31,649 --> 00:56:33,215
- We are slave elves. thank you!
1467
00:56:33,390 --> 00:56:34,478
[audience laughs]
1468
00:56:34,652 --> 00:56:35,609
- [Chris] Security.
1469
00:56:37,524 --> 00:56:38,786
- All righty.
- Are you ready?
1470
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:40,092
- Wanna move over here?
- Yeah.
1471
00:56:41,833 --> 00:56:43,400
Goggles on.
- Goggles on.
1472
00:56:46,664 --> 00:56:48,666
- Googly eyes on.
- Googly eyes.
1473
00:56:50,058 --> 00:56:53,410
[audience laughs]
1474
00:56:53,584 --> 00:56:54,889
- Did you roll up your sleeves?
1475
00:56:55,063 --> 00:56:56,195
- What?
1476
00:56:56,369 --> 00:56:56,848
- Did you roll up your sleeves?
1477
00:56:57,022 --> 00:56:58,023
- Why?
1478
00:56:58,197 --> 00:56:59,677
- Well, 'cause I wanna match.
1479
00:56:59,851 --> 00:57:01,113
- 'Cause you gotta get
it on your forearms
1480
00:57:01,287 --> 00:57:01,983
if you're touching
the mouse traps.
1481
00:57:02,157 --> 00:57:03,289
- There we go.
1482
00:57:03,463 --> 00:57:04,769
- Obviously.
- More pain.
1483
00:57:04,943 --> 00:57:05,857
- [Chris] That's
right, okay, ready?
1484
00:57:06,031 --> 00:57:07,380
- No, I got one more sleeve.
1485
00:57:07,554 --> 00:57:08,425
- [Chris] Okay,
well, John, come on!
1486
00:57:08,599 --> 00:57:10,339
- Sorry, it was all sleeve-y
1487
00:57:10,514 --> 00:57:11,558
- [Chris] You're
getting the worst of it.
1488
00:57:12,864 --> 00:57:14,474
- All right, Dave,
are you there.
1489
00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:16,607
Okay.
1490
00:57:19,827 --> 00:57:21,481
Are you nervous, I'm nervous.
1491
00:57:21,655 --> 00:57:24,832
As a first year elf, I
can't believe Santa asked us
1492
00:57:25,006 --> 00:57:27,531
to cover for him
in the last house.
1493
00:57:27,705 --> 00:57:29,402
- This is my first
day on the job.
1494
00:57:29,576 --> 00:57:32,884
- Oh, man, man, man, we could
screw this up in so many ways.
1495
00:57:33,058 --> 00:57:34,407
I wanna make Santa proud of us.
1496
00:57:34,581 --> 00:57:35,930
- I know, so do I,
so do I, so do I.
1497
00:57:36,104 --> 00:57:37,671
We can do this though,
I'm sure of it.
1498
00:57:37,845 --> 00:57:38,716
- Are you there, Chris?
1499
00:57:38,890 --> 00:57:40,500
- Hey, Davey, Johnny,
1500
00:57:40,674 --> 00:57:43,416
look I don't know
how to tell you this,
1501
00:57:43,590 --> 00:57:45,897
Santa doesn't have a lot
of faith in you, okay,
1502
00:57:46,071 --> 00:57:47,725
so, I'm here to help you out.
1503
00:57:47,899 --> 00:57:51,032
We can't turn on any
lights, and it's pretty dark
1504
00:57:51,206 --> 00:57:53,034
so I got some night
cameras set up.
1505
00:57:53,208 --> 00:57:55,863
I'm in the van, the security
van parked around the corner.
1506
00:57:56,037 --> 00:57:57,909
I'm just gonna lead
you through everything,
1507
00:57:58,083 --> 00:58:00,520
through your little
in ear pieces, okay?
1508
00:58:00,694 --> 00:58:02,087
- Yeah.
- So, now look,
1509
00:58:03,610 --> 00:58:05,612
where are you guys, are
you guys on the roof yet?
1510
00:58:05,786 --> 00:58:07,309
- We're on the roof, We're
right by the chimney.
1511
00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:08,833
- Okay, good, good, good.
1512
00:58:09,007 --> 00:58:10,530
Now, listen, this
is very important,
1513
00:58:10,704 --> 00:58:12,010
there's some loose shingles
so you gotta be careful.
1514
00:58:12,184 --> 00:58:14,491
I want you to slowly
take a few steps forward
1515
00:58:14,665 --> 00:58:15,666
towards the chimney.
1516
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:17,537
[gasping]
1517
00:58:17,711 --> 00:58:19,060
- Okay.
1518
00:58:19,234 --> 00:58:21,498
- [Chris] Perfect, a
little more, good, good.
1519
00:58:21,672 --> 00:58:23,108
[yelling]
1520
00:58:23,282 --> 00:58:24,631
- Hey, I think there's
squirrels up here!
1521
00:58:24,805 --> 00:58:26,503
- There probably
are, now wait, wait.
1522
00:58:26,677 --> 00:58:28,505
Now, what I need you guys
to do is, I need you Johnny,
1523
00:58:28,679 --> 00:58:30,942
I need you to take step to
your left just a little bit.
1524
00:58:31,116 --> 00:58:32,683
- Left, okay.
[mouse trap clicks]
1525
00:58:32,857 --> 00:58:34,206
- Little more, little more,
little more, there you go.
1526
00:58:34,380 --> 00:58:36,077
David, I need you to
take a step to your right
1527
00:58:36,251 --> 00:58:37,688
a little bit, little bit, there
you go, get right in there,
1528
00:58:37,862 --> 00:58:39,428
yeah, yeah, keep going,
okay, good, good.
1529
00:58:39,603 --> 00:58:41,039
Now, boys, you're
near the chimney.
1530
00:58:41,213 --> 00:58:43,563
I want you to get down and
crawl into the chimney.
1531
00:58:43,737 --> 00:58:44,956
- Crawl in the chimney?
1532
00:58:45,130 --> 00:58:46,392
- Yeah, it's not
very far forward,
1533
00:58:46,566 --> 00:58:47,480
but just get down
and crawl forward
1534
00:58:47,654 --> 00:58:48,873
a little bit into the chimney.
1535
00:58:50,091 --> 00:58:52,093
- Does Santa do this
every Christmas?
1536
00:58:52,267 --> 00:58:53,921
[Dave yells]
[audience laughs]
1537
00:58:54,095 --> 00:58:56,794
- [Chris] I'm gonna be honest,
he hires it out a lot, okay.
1538
00:58:58,186 --> 00:59:01,146
Good, good, good, now,
Davey, I need you, okay good.
1539
00:59:02,713 --> 00:59:04,628
Now, Move forward a little
bit, get into the chimney.
1540
00:59:05,672 --> 00:59:07,108
Little bit more,
little bit more.
1541
00:59:07,282 --> 00:59:08,675
Come on boys, come one,
they don't have all night,
1542
00:59:08,849 --> 00:59:09,981
they're gonna wake up,
let's go, lets go, okay.
1543
00:59:10,155 --> 00:59:10,851
[John grunts]
1544
00:59:11,025 --> 00:59:11,852
Good, good, good.
1545
00:59:12,026 --> 00:59:15,552
[mouse traps click]
1546
00:59:15,726 --> 00:59:18,511
Okay, Davey, Johnny, listen
to me, this is very important.
1547
00:59:18,685 --> 00:59:20,295
You're a little to
far to the right,
1548
00:59:20,469 --> 00:59:22,994
I need you to get to the left
as you exit the fire place.
1549
00:59:23,168 --> 00:59:24,430
Get to your left as you exit.
1550
00:59:24,604 --> 00:59:27,172
- I'm so glad we're exiting--
[shouting]
1551
00:59:28,826 --> 00:59:30,567
- [Chris] Guys, there's
probably LEGO on the floor
1552
00:59:30,741 --> 00:59:32,133
from the kids.
- There's lots of LEGO!
1553
00:59:32,307 --> 00:59:34,135
- I know, okay, to
the left, keep going,
1554
00:59:34,309 --> 00:59:36,094
crab walk to the left, you
guys got this, keep going,
1555
00:59:36,268 --> 00:59:38,531
little more, just
to the left, Davey,
1556
00:59:38,705 --> 00:59:40,620
just to the left, just
to the left, Davey.
1557
00:59:40,794 --> 00:59:42,187
- Left, okay.
- The other left.
1558
00:59:42,361 --> 00:59:43,754
- We can do this,
Dave, we can do this!
1559
00:59:43,928 --> 00:59:45,843
- I know, Santa will
be so proud of us.
1560
00:59:46,017 --> 00:59:48,454
- He's gonna be
so proud. [grunts]
1561
00:59:48,628 --> 00:59:51,631
- My toe, my toe.
- Are you guys okay?
1562
00:59:51,805 --> 00:59:52,632
- Just breathe through it,
just breathe through it,
1563
00:59:52,806 --> 00:59:54,503
we can do this.
1564
00:59:54,678 --> 00:59:55,940
- [Chris] A little more to the
left, keep going, keep going.
1565
00:59:56,114 --> 00:59:58,682
[Dave yells]
[mouse traps click]
1566
00:59:58,856 --> 01:00:00,684
Now, this is very important.
1567
01:00:01,859 --> 01:00:04,644
[audience laughs]
1568
01:00:06,733 --> 01:00:07,691
- John, John, you okay?
1569
01:00:09,693 --> 01:00:12,130
- I think it chopped my toe off!
1570
01:00:12,304 --> 01:00:13,697
[audience laughs]
1571
01:00:13,871 --> 01:00:15,046
- John, we're gonna
get through this.
1572
01:00:16,221 --> 01:00:17,962
- Guys, I need you
to focus, okay?
1573
01:00:18,136 --> 01:00:19,790
Now listen, there is
a dog in the house,
1574
01:00:19,964 --> 01:00:21,530
who is a very light sleeper.
1575
01:00:21,705 --> 01:00:23,228
- Okay.
1576
01:00:23,402 --> 01:00:24,882
- Now, I need you to take
this very seriously, okay?
1577
01:00:25,056 --> 01:00:26,579
- Okay.
- Okay.
1578
01:00:26,753 --> 01:00:28,537
- There is a small chance
that dog will see you,
1579
01:00:28,712 --> 01:00:31,105
if you don't crawl
below the doggy gate
1580
01:00:31,279 --> 01:00:33,194
so you gotta make sure
you get down real low,
1581
01:00:33,368 --> 01:00:37,677
on your stomachs and army
crawl, just a couple feet.
1582
01:00:37,851 --> 01:00:40,637
[mouse traps click]
[John yells]
1583
01:00:40,811 --> 01:00:42,116
[yelling]
[mouse traps click]
1584
01:00:42,290 --> 01:00:44,423
Down, Davey, down,
Davey, crawl, yeah, yeah.
1585
01:00:48,340 --> 01:00:50,647
- Ow!
1586
01:00:50,821 --> 01:00:52,823
[shouting]
1587
01:00:55,739 --> 01:00:57,654
- You guys, I think you
passed the doggy gate.
1588
01:00:57,828 --> 01:01:00,526
Now look, I need you to make
your way to the living room,
1589
01:01:00,700 --> 01:01:02,310
come forward for me.
1590
01:01:02,484 --> 01:01:03,572
- Can you see the whole
blueprint of the house?
1591
01:01:03,747 --> 01:01:05,226
- [Chris] I can see everything.
1592
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:06,880
[Both grunt]
1593
01:01:07,054 --> 01:01:07,881
You're about 30 percent
of the way there.
1594
01:01:08,055 --> 01:01:09,578
- No!
- 30!
1595
01:01:09,753 --> 01:01:11,755
- You're okay, okay, look,
you guys can stand up now.
1596
01:01:13,104 --> 01:01:14,671
Stand up real quick.
- I don't think I can!
1597
01:01:14,845 --> 01:01:17,064
- You can do it, Davey,
get up real quick, come on.
1598
01:01:17,238 --> 01:01:18,544
[mouse traps click]
1599
01:01:18,718 --> 01:01:20,285
Good boy, Johnny,
waiting on Davey.
1600
01:01:20,459 --> 01:01:21,982
Don't move, you guys are a
team, you work together, okay.
1601
01:01:22,156 --> 01:01:23,636
- Come on, buddy.
- Come on, Davey.
1602
01:01:23,810 --> 01:01:25,812
- [John] What part
of your body is this?
1603
01:01:25,986 --> 01:01:27,945
- My back.
- Okay, good [laughs]
1604
01:01:28,119 --> 01:01:29,468
[audience laughs]
1605
01:01:29,642 --> 01:01:31,122
- Up you go, up
you go, okay, okay.
1606
01:01:31,296 --> 01:01:33,951
Now look, I need you
to pay attention, okay,
1607
01:01:34,125 --> 01:01:36,605
I didn't wanna make
you guys nervous,
1608
01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:38,956
but this is actually a
pretty famous person's house.
1609
01:01:39,130 --> 01:01:40,697
They have some pressure
sensors on the floor,
1610
01:01:40,871 --> 01:01:42,307
but they only go off
1611
01:01:42,481 --> 01:01:44,701
if there is a lot of
weight in one spot.
1612
01:01:44,875 --> 01:01:46,398
So what you have to do is
1613
01:01:46,572 --> 01:01:48,052
move your feet around real
quick all over the place.
1614
01:01:48,226 --> 01:01:49,749
- Twinkle toes.
1615
01:01:49,923 --> 01:01:51,316
- That's right, to the
left, to the right, yeah.
1616
01:01:51,490 --> 01:01:54,885
Big circles, step around
in circles, big circles.
1617
01:01:56,147 --> 01:01:59,759
You're so close, good, now,
come forward, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1618
01:01:59,933 --> 01:02:02,588
Davey to your left, Johnny
to your right, good, good,
1619
01:02:02,762 --> 01:02:04,068
to your left, Davey, to
your left, to your left.
1620
01:02:04,242 --> 01:02:05,156
[mouse traps click]
[shouting]
1621
01:02:05,330 --> 01:02:06,635
Stop, stop!
1622
01:02:06,810 --> 01:02:07,680
[audience laughs]
1623
01:02:07,854 --> 01:02:08,681
[Dave whines]
1624
01:02:08,855 --> 01:02:10,683
[audience laughs]
1625
01:02:10,857 --> 01:02:11,510
- I wanna go home!
1626
01:02:12,816 --> 01:02:14,339
- You're so close.
1627
01:02:14,513 --> 01:02:15,862
Now, there's a tree, Johnny
I need you turn around.
1628
01:02:17,168 --> 01:02:18,038
You're facing the
wrong way, Johnny.
1629
01:02:18,212 --> 01:02:19,736
- Don't leave me, Johnny.
1630
01:02:19,910 --> 01:02:21,302
There's a tree in front
of you, I need you--
1631
01:02:21,476 --> 01:02:23,914
[groaning]
1632
01:02:25,829 --> 01:02:27,221
- That was a tender spot.
1633
01:02:27,395 --> 01:02:29,093
- [Chris] I'm sure
it was, but listen,
1634
01:02:29,267 --> 01:02:30,877
you're right by the tree, get
down on your hands and knees.
1635
01:02:31,051 --> 01:02:33,010
- Okay. [yells]
1636
01:02:35,447 --> 01:02:38,232
Hey, hey, I just
realized something!
1637
01:02:38,406 --> 01:02:40,931
I'm Jewish, I don't even
celebrate Christmas!
1638
01:02:41,105 --> 01:02:43,020
- It's okay, it's
for a good cause.
1639
01:02:43,194 --> 01:02:46,066
Get down, now, don't move
forward just get down.
1640
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:48,199
Davey, you need to
get down too, big guy.
1641
01:02:49,417 --> 01:02:50,854
- You get off my back.
1642
01:02:51,028 --> 01:02:52,507
[audience laughs]
1643
01:02:52,681 --> 01:02:53,857
- Don't move forward,
don't move forward.
1644
01:02:55,249 --> 01:02:57,208
I need you guys to
roll to your left.
1645
01:02:57,382 --> 01:02:58,818
Johnny, just roll to your left.
1646
01:02:58,992 --> 01:03:00,733
- Roll?
- Roll to your left.
1647
01:03:00,907 --> 01:03:02,604
[mouse traps click]
1648
01:03:02,779 --> 01:03:03,867
That's great [laughs].
1649
01:03:05,303 --> 01:03:08,045
Just to your left, not
forward, just to your left.
1650
01:03:08,219 --> 01:03:09,394
[Dave yells]
1651
01:03:09,568 --> 01:03:10,961
[audience laughs]
1652
01:03:11,135 --> 01:03:12,614
Keep going, there's
so much more space
1653
01:03:12,789 --> 01:03:14,355
you gotta come into your left.
- I can't get him off!
1654
01:03:14,529 --> 01:03:17,706
- Just roll with him, roll
him onto the left, it's okay.
1655
01:03:17,881 --> 01:03:20,971
[Dave yells]
[mouse traps click]
1656
01:03:21,145 --> 01:03:22,755
[Dave yells]
1657
01:03:22,929 --> 01:03:25,105
- Okay, okay, good, good,
good, boys, focus, focus.
1658
01:03:25,279 --> 01:03:26,237
[Dave yells]
[mouse traps click]
1659
01:03:26,411 --> 01:03:27,978
- Stop, stop!
1660
01:03:28,152 --> 01:03:30,067
[audience laughs]
1661
01:03:30,241 --> 01:03:32,896
[John grunts]
1662
01:03:34,985 --> 01:03:36,421
I feel like I'm giving birth!
1663
01:03:36,595 --> 01:03:38,771
[audience laughs]
1664
01:03:38,945 --> 01:03:42,253
- Boys, I need you to focus.
1665
01:03:42,427 --> 01:03:44,995
- Okay, okay, we're
almost there, Dave,
1666
01:03:45,169 --> 01:03:46,605
Santa Clause, proud of us!
1667
01:03:46,779 --> 01:03:48,128
- [Chris] I need you to
crawl over Davey for me,
1668
01:03:48,302 --> 01:03:49,956
and there's a power
bar for the tree.
1669
01:03:50,130 --> 01:03:51,740
We need to light up the tree,
1670
01:03:51,915 --> 01:03:53,438
so it has a Christmas vibe
when those kids get up.
1671
01:03:53,612 --> 01:03:54,526
- I feel lit up.
[mouse traps click]
1672
01:03:54,700 --> 01:03:56,310
- [Chris] It's okay, I know,
1673
01:03:56,484 --> 01:03:57,921
you look like you're in some
pain, but I'm proud of you.
1674
01:03:58,095 --> 01:04:00,271
John, you're not even
facing the right way, pivot.
1675
01:04:00,445 --> 01:04:03,709
More, more, more, perfect.
[Dave yells]
1676
01:04:03,883 --> 01:04:06,451
He found the power bar,
it's okay the trees on.
1677
01:04:06,625 --> 01:04:08,105
Now listen, I need you to grab--
1678
01:04:08,279 --> 01:04:10,020
- [Dave] Stop, stop, no!
1679
01:04:10,194 --> 01:04:13,153
No, no, no, no, ow, ow, ow, ow!
1680
01:04:15,112 --> 01:04:16,461
No!
1681
01:04:16,635 --> 01:04:17,854
- John.
- Yeah?
1682
01:04:18,028 --> 01:04:19,812
- I need you to
grab the presents
1683
01:04:19,986 --> 01:04:21,814
off Dave's back in
the knapsack, okay?
1684
01:04:21,988 --> 01:04:24,121
- Yep. [groans]
1685
01:04:24,295 --> 01:04:26,471
[audience laughs]
1686
01:04:26,645 --> 01:04:28,777
- [Chris] Be quiet or
the dogs gonna hear you.
1687
01:04:28,952 --> 01:04:30,910
- Shh, we're almost through.
1688
01:04:31,084 --> 01:04:33,870
I unzipped it, I think
it's an Etch A Sketch.
1689
01:04:34,044 --> 01:04:37,134
- [Chris] It probably
is, Santa's cheap.
1690
01:04:37,308 --> 01:04:38,875
now, what I need you to do is,
1691
01:04:39,049 --> 01:04:41,268
put it under the tree carefully.
1692
01:04:41,442 --> 01:04:42,922
- Where's the tree?
- It's right in front of you.
1693
01:04:43,096 --> 01:04:43,967
I need you to get on
your hands and knees,
1694
01:04:44,141 --> 01:04:45,751
and crawl under the tree.
1695
01:04:45,925 --> 01:04:47,971
Don't disturb the lights, it's
very well decorated, okay?
1696
01:04:48,145 --> 01:04:50,190
[Dave yells]
1697
01:04:50,364 --> 01:04:51,888
- Hold on, Dave,
I got the present.
1698
01:04:52,062 --> 01:04:53,150
- [Chris] Now, wait,
this is very important,
1699
01:04:53,324 --> 01:04:54,847
don't move yet, Dave.
1700
01:04:55,021 --> 01:04:58,024
[audience laughs]
1701
01:04:58,982 --> 01:05:00,113
- Chris, you there?
1702
01:05:00,287 --> 01:05:01,419
[audience laughs]
1703
01:05:01,593 --> 01:05:03,508
- It was a bird!
1704
01:05:03,682 --> 01:05:04,988
Now, what I need
you to do, Dave,
1705
01:05:05,162 --> 01:05:06,511
is I need you to
move to your left.
1706
01:05:06,685 --> 01:05:07,816
This is very important, Dave.
1707
01:05:07,991 --> 01:05:09,427
Before John does anything,
1708
01:05:09,601 --> 01:05:10,907
move to your left you need
to get out of the way.
1709
01:05:11,081 --> 01:05:12,125
All the way to the
left, as far as you can.
1710
01:05:12,299 --> 01:05:13,735
Not forward, just to your left.
1711
01:05:13,910 --> 01:05:15,346
Just to your left, way over.
1712
01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:17,000
You got like 10 feet
to go to your left.
1713
01:05:17,174 --> 01:05:18,523
Not forward, just left.
1714
01:05:18,697 --> 01:05:20,220
You can do it, Dave.
1715
01:05:20,394 --> 01:05:22,353
It's only three o'clock in
the morning, we got time.
1716
01:05:22,527 --> 01:05:24,137
That's good, that's
good, perfect!
1717
01:05:24,311 --> 01:05:26,226
Now, Johnny, move forward and
to your left a little bit.
1718
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:28,141
- Okay, 'cause I got the
Etch A Sketch right here.
1719
01:05:28,315 --> 01:05:29,273
- You have the Etch
A Sketch, good.
1720
01:05:29,447 --> 01:05:30,927
Now, Davey, stay out of the way.
1721
01:05:31,101 --> 01:05:32,058
John, I need you to place that
1722
01:05:32,232 --> 01:05:33,277
under the tree very carefully.
1723
01:05:34,626 --> 01:05:35,366
- [Dave] Ow, oh!
1724
01:05:35,540 --> 01:05:37,020
[audience laughs]
1725
01:05:37,194 --> 01:05:38,238
- [John] Look how
quiet I'm being though.
1726
01:05:38,412 --> 01:05:39,936
- Now, there's a
lot of fake snow
1727
01:05:40,110 --> 01:05:41,807
around the bottom of the tree,
1728
01:05:41,981 --> 01:05:43,983
You guys disturbed it, so I
need you to pack it down, John.
1729
01:05:44,157 --> 01:05:46,377
Just slap around
as much as you can.
1730
01:05:46,551 --> 01:05:48,379
All over [laughs], to
the right, to the left,
1731
01:05:48,553 --> 01:05:49,989
way in front of you, all around.
1732
01:05:50,163 --> 01:05:52,470
There's so much more snow
you need to pack down.
1733
01:05:52,644 --> 01:05:54,037
Keep going, keep
going, you're so close.
1734
01:05:54,211 --> 01:05:56,865
Oh, Davey, oh,
you're right there.
1735
01:05:57,040 --> 01:06:00,086
Oh, oh, Davey, okay, now, guys,
1736
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:04,438
The snow is beautifully packed.
1737
01:06:04,612 --> 01:06:05,874
The present is under the tree.
1738
01:06:06,049 --> 01:06:08,573
I'm gonna send in two drones
1739
01:06:08,747 --> 01:06:11,228
to teleport you out
using Santa's magic.
1740
01:06:11,402 --> 01:06:12,794
And come to think of it,
1741
01:06:12,969 --> 01:06:14,883
we probably coulda use
them to teleport you in,
1742
01:06:15,058 --> 01:06:15,928
[audience laughs]
1743
01:06:16,102 --> 01:06:17,712
But that's irrelevant now,
1744
01:06:17,886 --> 01:06:18,931
we're gonna use them to
teleport you out, okay?
1745
01:06:19,105 --> 01:06:20,063
- Okay, sure!
- Are you ready?
1746
01:06:20,237 --> 01:06:21,586
- Yeah.
1747
01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:22,891
- Okay, ready, boys?
- Yeah.
1748
01:06:23,066 --> 01:06:25,329
[mouse traps click]
1749
01:06:25,503 --> 01:06:27,984
Thank you, I am so proud
of you for helping Santa.
1750
01:06:28,158 --> 01:06:31,422
[audience cheers and applauds]
1751
01:06:31,596 --> 01:06:34,903
That deserves a lot,
that deserves a lot.
1752
01:06:35,078 --> 01:06:39,082
[audience cheers and applauds]
1753
01:06:44,391 --> 01:06:45,784
- That hurt.
1754
01:06:45,958 --> 01:06:47,046
- [Chris] I'm really
proud of you guys.
1755
01:06:47,220 --> 01:06:48,134
Yeah, that hurts, eh?
1756
01:06:48,308 --> 01:06:49,527
- Yeah. [laughs]
1757
01:06:49,701 --> 01:06:50,832
- It's tough, but we did it.
1758
01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:52,312
- Yeah, that's right.
1759
01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:55,402
- All right.
1760
01:06:55,576 --> 01:06:56,534
- [Audience Member]
You're missing an eyeball!
1761
01:06:56,708 --> 01:06:57,926
Did you guys have fun tonight?
1762
01:06:58,101 --> 01:07:01,278
[audience cheers]
1763
01:07:01,452 --> 01:07:03,584
Did we raise money
for a good cause?
1764
01:07:03,758 --> 01:07:06,326
[audience cheers]
1765
01:07:06,500 --> 01:07:10,548
all right, very good, we
wanna thank all the volunteers
1766
01:07:10,722 --> 01:07:12,985
who helped us out, we
want to thank the Vernon
1767
01:07:13,159 --> 01:07:16,554
and District
Performing Arts Center!
1768
01:07:16,728 --> 01:07:20,906
[audience cheers and applauds]
1769
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:23,952
Thanks, everybody,
we love you so much!
1770
01:07:24,127 --> 01:07:25,389
We'll see you at the back.
1771
01:07:25,563 --> 01:07:28,087
[upbeat music]
1772
01:07:29,219 --> 01:07:30,916
- I like the one where the
1773
01:07:31,090 --> 01:07:32,961
two gentlemen and two
women went up on stage
1774
01:07:33,136 --> 01:07:34,615
and had to act out,
1775
01:07:34,789 --> 01:07:36,487
and they had to guess
what the lines were.
1776
01:07:39,838 --> 01:07:42,058
- Well, you know, the
favorite part of the show was
1777
01:07:42,232 --> 01:07:46,236
I guess the whole thing, they
held the audience very well.
1778
01:07:47,498 --> 01:07:50,240
[upbeat music]
1779
01:07:58,117 --> 01:07:58,944
- [Interviewer] And
would you come back
1780
01:07:59,118 --> 01:08:00,119
to another Fidgets show?
1781
01:08:00,293 --> 01:08:01,990
- Yes
- Definitely.
1782
01:08:02,165 --> 01:08:04,689
[upbeat music]
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