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It all started when a time
travel experiment I was conducting...
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went... a little caca.
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In the blink of a cosmic
clock, I went from quantum physicist,
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to air force test pilot,
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which could have been
fun if I knew how to fly.
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Fortunately, I had help, an
observer from the project named Al.
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Unfortunately, Al's a hologram, so
all he can lend is moral support.
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Anyway, here I am, bouncing
around in time,
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putting things right that once went wrong,
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a sort of time-traveling Lone
Ranger with Al as my Tonto,
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and I don't even need a mask.
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Oh, boy.
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The trouble with quantum
leaping is that just about the time...
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I start to enjoy being a hero,
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the big guy with the remote control
switches channels on me.
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Now all I have to do is
figure out who I am...
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where I am,
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and why all these young
women are staring at me...
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as if I were Tom Cruise.
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- Where, Where was I?
- You were explaining...
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Heathcliff's obsession with Catherine.
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Right. Right, right.
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Heathcliff's obsession, uh, with Catherine...
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in, uh, uh,
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Oh. Wuthering Heights, of course.
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Dr. Bryant, do you
think Heathcliff's obsession...
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stems from Brontes own tragic
yearning for Bramwell?
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I think the woman was
sexually suppressed. Far out, man.
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You think she wrote this because
she was horny? Right on!
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Great. Four of my least favorite clich�s.
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Headbands, bell bottoms, flower
power and English Lit.
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What do you think, Dr. Bryant?
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Uh, well, I-I,
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It's an interesting and,
and a difficult question.
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Uh, and one we'll have
to discuss tomorrow. No way.
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No Friday classes in summer school.
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Right? Oh, yes. Uh,
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Dr. Bryant.! Dr. Bryant.!
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Oh. I've been trying to get a moment
alone with you all afternoon.
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Uh, uh, Jamie-Lee, um,
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W
- what can I do for you?
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"Give me life, my darling.
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Touch my hand and light my soul. "
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- Keats?
- No.
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Your lecture on expressing love.
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My, I wanna go home.
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You live this way.
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Jamie-Lee, um,
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I'm a teacher and you're a
student, so no fraternizing.
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That's not what you said last night.
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I didn't? No.
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Donna.
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Of course. This is Lawrence.!
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Where are you going? After,
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To the Rathskeller.
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They're closed between 4.00
and 6.00 in the summer.
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She's going in. Donna Eleese works there.
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Jerry, we have to talk. It's
a matter of life and death.
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I'll put the tea on. Jamie-Lee,
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I don't think it's a good
idea for you to be in my rooms.
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What's wrong? Everything.
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Oh, don't say that.
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I know there's a solution.
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I believe our love will conquer all, even Daddy.
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You gotta be kidding!
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No, I'm not.
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I did it.
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I told Daddy everything.
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From that first blush of love...
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to that glorious night in the bell tower.
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Daddy was furious and threatened to have you
horsewhipped within an inch of your life.
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Oscar said he'd kill you with his bare hands.
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- Oscar?
- A Neanderthal who goes to Ohio State.
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He wants to pin me.
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Oh, Jerry!
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Precious!
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It's all so like Romeo and Juliet.
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Great. Men wanna horsewhip and kill me,
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and you're playing Juliet.
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Juliet committed suicide. Suicide?
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Oh, yes!
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Of course!
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A love pact!
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Sam, we don't want that to happen, do we?
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No. Uh, Jamie-Lee,
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we are not committing suicide.
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What else is there to do?
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Have a cup of tea.
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Precisely what Jane and Edward would have done.
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Jane and Edward?
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Oh, uh, Jane Eyre and Edward Rochester.
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Charlotte Brontes star-crossed lovers.
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How can you teach English literature
if you don't know that?
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But, anyway, we're gonna get
you out of this one quick this time.
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Ziggy figures a 99.5% chance
- I don't want out of this one quick.
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you'll be able to leap when, What?
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Hark, my sweetie pie.
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Jamie-Lee, I want you to take this cup of tea...
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and go straight back to your dorm.
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You call your father and Oswald
- Oscar.
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Whatever. Tell them it was all a joke.
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You made it up because you missed them
and wanted to get their attention.
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But it's not a joke.
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Ohhh. Oh, yes, it is.
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It's the school, isn't it?
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You're afraid of losing your tenure.
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I'm afraid of losing my life.
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If it comes to that, so be it.
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Our love can live without these temporal bodies.
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Uh, Romeo and Juliet?
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Lancelot and Guinevere.
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Uh, Jamie-Lee, we, uh, w-we
can play Lancelot and Guinevere...
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some other time.
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When, my darling?
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When, uh, the-the moon...
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has crested over the...
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towers of Camelot.
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"When the moon has crested
over the towers of Camelot?"
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I know. It's... You better watch it, Sam.
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You're gonna end up marrying her too.
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They got married? June 20th, 1972.
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Nice little intimate shotgun
wedding, 12-gauge, I think it was.
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That's what you're here for...
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is to see that those two don't
ruin both their lives.
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Of course, there's not much more that
could go wrong with Professor Bryant's.
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That's not why I'm here. Oh?
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I'm here to get a second chance,
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before I even get a first one.
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You wanna let me in on the joke?
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Donna Eleese is here.
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That's not funny, Sam. But true.
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Don't you see, Al? I'm here to
get Donna and I a second chance.
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You're here to see that Guinevere there...
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doesn't make the biggest mistake of her life!
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How do you know that?
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Ziggy's got it computed down
to the decimal point!
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I don't give a damn what a computer says!
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We're talking about the
woman I love and my future.
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I'm here. She's here. We've got a second chance.
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And no one's gonna stop me from taking it.
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Not even you.
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Sam, you're breaking your own inside trader rule.
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What?
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Quantum leap rule numero uno.
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The time traveler shall not take
advantage of his position...
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to improve or alter his life.
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- I made that rule?
- Yes.
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And you swore everyone to a blood oath
of allegiance to it on penalty of death.
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- Ah, that's my interpretation.
- If I made the rule, I can rescind it.
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So ordered.
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Not without committee approval,
and Weitzman will never give it.
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Weitzman? Short fat guy, uh, in knickers? Mm.
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Tall skinny guy with a stovepipe hat.
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He's got at Lincoln fixation
and he also controls the committee,
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and he wants you declared non compos mentis.
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Let him. In case you haven't noticed, Al,
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the committee doesn't run
this project or me anymore.
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Pretty straight for the '70s.
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Of course, this is a Catholic girls' college,
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- Look at you.
- Uh, it's psychedelic.
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It must be the black light or something.
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You look like a ghost.
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Look. There she is. There's Donna.
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Oh, my God. It is her.
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Now do you believe me? Donna's here. I'm here.
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Fate has put us together again.
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When I saw her today, I
couldn't believe it. She's so young.
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When we first met, she'd just left the
Star Bright Project and was turning 30.
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Don't do this, Sam. The
wedding was on the fifth of June...
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at Old Mission Chapel.
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It was hot and I was sweating,
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but, you know, it was more from nerves
than from the heat and then,
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Everybody went home, because...
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I didn't show up for the wedding.
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No. No, you showed up. She didn't.
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It had something to do with her father.
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He didn't die, did he? I wouldn't know.
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And if I did, I couldn't tell you. I
broke the rules before giving you personal data,
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and if I do it again, the committee's threatening
to remove me from the project.
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They can't remove you. You're
the only contact they have with me.
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Al, I want you to run a,
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Chicken.
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She smelled the same.
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Of course, I didn't.
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God, how I wanted to tell her I'm not
the boozed-out professor she sees,
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that I was her Sam,
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the man she'll love 10 years from now,
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that I'm doing what we dreamed of,
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I'm traveling in time.
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What can I get for you, Dr. Bryant?
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- Uh, an avion,
Evian. - A what?
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Uh, C-Coke. Uh, a Coke would be fine.
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A Coke, cheeseburger and
fries, medium rare on the burger,
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Hold the tomato, extra onion.
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She knew. She knew how I liked my burger.
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Shove that up your gauge circuit, Ziggy.
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Thank you. Uh, Donna,
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um, could I talk with you?
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Oh, I really don't have time, Dr. Bryant.
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Oh, yeah. I'll, um, uh,
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Maybe, Well, I'll just wait till you finish work.
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Dr, Bryant, please, um,
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I'm quite capable of
getting an "A" in your class...
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by simply doing the work.
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No. No. No, no.
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No, tha-that's, that's not what I'm saying.
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Donna, I'm not what I look like.
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If you look into my eyes, you can see that.
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- Is this your best line?
- It's not a line.
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If you look into my
eyes, you'll see another soul.
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- You've had too much to drink.
- I haven't had a drop.
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This is silly. Yeah. So it's silly.
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Do it anyway.
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Please don't talk to me anymore,
Dr. Bryant. Donna.
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Hey.! I thought I told
you to leave my girl alone.
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Donna's your girl? Jamie-Lee's my girl.
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Oscar.
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Yeah, Oscar, and he's here to break your face.
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Look, Oscar, why don't we
just talk about this man-to-man?
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If you don't like what you
hear, you can always break my face.
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Good. First, Jamie-Lee is crazy about you.
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Yeah, right. And that's why all she
can talk about is her precious Jerry.
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Which... Which proves my point. See, if
she was crazy about me, she'd never mention me.
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But since she's really crazy about
you, all she does is talk about me.
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She's trying to make you jealous.
Well, it's working.
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Oscar,
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Jamie-Lee once told me that...
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you were the only man who
ever made the earth move for her.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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That ain't what she told me.
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Isn't.
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Of course not. See, she's
frustrated with you. She,
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She thinks you want her only for her body.
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Oh, she's got a great body.
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She also has a mind, Oscar.
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Oscar. A deeply poetic mind.
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And if you want her to love you,
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you gotta let the romantic side of you free.
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Romantic side of me? I-Isn't
Jamie-Lee in your thoughts night and day?
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Yeah, except for wrestling practice.
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Well, tell her that, but don't mention
the wrestling practice stuff.
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Take to a romantic movie, a candlelit
dinner, read her a poem.
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I did. You did?
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There once was a young man from Kent...
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- Oscar, limericks aren't
exactly what I had in mind.
246
00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:45,075
Look, read her a romantic poet,
247
00:17:45,149 --> 00:17:47,413
Kelly, Sheets
- Keats. I don't know.
248
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:50,248
What do you mean you don't know? You're the prof.
249
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,311
I mean, the choice is yours.
250
00:17:52,389 --> 00:17:55,586
Tell her how beautiful she is,
251
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how her perfume drives you crazy,
252
00:17:58,262 --> 00:18:00,594
how you can't get her eyes out of your mind.
253
00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:04,964
And her lips. How
- How wet and how juicy they are.
254
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Perfect.
255
00:18:07,771 --> 00:18:12,401
That's mush. I can't talk
mush. To guys, it's mush.
256
00:18:12,476 --> 00:18:14,876
To women, it's romantic.
257
00:18:14,945 --> 00:18:17,778
Look, Oscar, Jamie-Lee
doesn't want a broken-down lit prof.
258
00:18:17,848 --> 00:18:20,715
She wants a young football hero
- Wrestling!
259
00:18:20,784 --> 00:18:25,278
Wrestling hero who'll be a little mushy.
260
00:18:27,291 --> 00:18:30,624
Dr. Bryant, I love Jamie-Lee so much...
261
00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:33,026
I'm willing to try anything.
262
00:18:34,097 --> 00:18:36,565
But I think you're feeding me a line of crap.
263
00:18:36,633 --> 00:18:41,536
And if this don't work, you can
expect me to be back to break your face.
264
00:18:53,317 --> 00:18:55,877
That might help.
265
00:19:00,657 --> 00:19:03,785
Where's Donna? She wasn't feeling
hot, so she went home.
266
00:19:03,861 --> 00:19:08,525
Did you want tomatoes on this? They didn't put
tomatoes on 'em, but I can get tomatoes for you.
267
00:19:08,599 --> 00:19:11,693
Did you want tomatoes? You know what else?
I was looking at the class schedule,
268
00:19:11,768 --> 00:19:16,535
Muskie has 156 delegates
pledged to him and many endorsements.
269
00:19:16,607 --> 00:19:19,405
Muskie met with McGovern today in Washington.
270
00:19:19,476 --> 00:19:23,207
If the party can stand on, it'll
be successful this fall.
271
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:25,373
But we didn't talk about the
matter of endorsements.
272
00:19:25,449 --> 00:19:28,384
Would you like his support before you
go to the convention? I would love it.
273
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:33,715
The United States Military Command in Saigon...
274
00:19:33,790 --> 00:19:37,317
said today that yesterday's air
attacks over North Vietnam were the heaviest,
275
00:19:38,629 --> 00:19:42,065
There was a time when I cared
about politics and the making of history,
276
00:19:42,132 --> 00:19:45,067
but the big picture seemed unimportant...
277
00:19:45,135 --> 00:19:47,729
next to getting a chance for
Donna and I in the future.
278
00:19:50,807 --> 00:19:53,742
Bryant had summed up my feelings with a thought.
279
00:19:53,810 --> 00:19:57,906
"Between love and the noblest
cause, there should be no contest.
280
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Love is life's only true satisfaction. "
281
00:20:01,818 --> 00:20:05,151
Yoo-hoo.! Lancelot.!
282
00:20:07,824 --> 00:20:11,419
The fires burn deep, my knight,
283
00:20:11,495 --> 00:20:14,760
as passion roars within me.
284
00:20:14,831 --> 00:20:19,598
Riddled with guilt, yet desperate for your loins,
285
00:20:19,670 --> 00:20:22,798
your Guinevere has arrived!
286
00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:24,272
Oh, boy.
287
00:20:24,341 --> 00:20:27,367
I get the feeling that you brought
this one on yourself.
288
00:20:27,444 --> 00:20:29,742
Where have you been? Waiting...
289
00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:33,408
for the moon to crest over Camelot.
290
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:35,542
See what I mean?
291
00:20:35,619 --> 00:20:39,111
- You're not dressed.
- I wasn't expecting guests.
292
00:20:39,189 --> 00:20:43,057
But you promised to be Lancelot next.
293
00:20:43,126 --> 00:20:45,219
Next?
294
00:20:49,866 --> 00:20:52,994
Sam, there's all kinds of kinky stuff in here.!
295
00:20:53,070 --> 00:20:55,300
There's leather stuff. There's a Roman toga.
296
00:20:55,372 --> 00:20:58,307
There's rubber stuff in here.! Jamie-Lee,
297
00:20:58,375 --> 00:21:01,902
don't you have more
important things to do, like homework?
298
00:21:01,979 --> 00:21:05,471
I'm trying to work on my "A" in English Lit.
299
00:21:05,549 --> 00:21:09,246
Oh, my God.! Sam, you gotta see this.!
300
00:21:09,319 --> 00:21:12,083
Jamie-Lee, you gotta forget about me.
301
00:21:12,155 --> 00:21:15,249
You gotta start thinking
about other men, like, like Oscar.
302
00:21:15,325 --> 00:21:19,261
He's just a boy. That
boy wanted to break my face.
303
00:21:19,329 --> 00:21:22,924
He wanted to defend my honor?
304
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,264
Uh, define "honor"?
305
00:21:25,335 --> 00:21:27,599
Oscar's willing to kill for you.
306
00:21:27,671 --> 00:21:30,606
Don't you think you should
at least give him a chance?
307
00:21:30,674 --> 00:21:33,006
But he's so stiff,
308
00:21:34,845 --> 00:21:36,836
so unromantic.
309
00:21:37,848 --> 00:21:42,285
Not anymore. I wouldn't be surprised if Oscar
started reading you romantic poetry.
310
00:21:43,420 --> 00:21:45,513
Oscar? Oscar.
311
00:21:46,757 --> 00:21:51,785
Look, believe me,
Jamie-Lee. He's the one for you,
312
00:21:51,862 --> 00:21:53,796
not me.
313
00:21:53,864 --> 00:21:58,801
Ah. You're both young. You got
your whole life in front of you.
314
00:21:58,869 --> 00:22:02,236
Uh, tell her they're both gonna
grow up to be yuppies. Give him a chance.
315
00:22:02,305 --> 00:22:05,741
They're gonna eat pasta and
drive B.M.W's with, uh, fuzzy seats.
316
00:22:05,809 --> 00:22:09,404
Well, if you think I should,
317
00:22:12,482 --> 00:22:14,643
Al, Donna,
318
00:22:14,718 --> 00:22:17,812
But it won't affect my love for you!
319
00:22:20,657 --> 00:22:22,682
Peace.
320
00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:30,422
Al, Donna knew how I wanted my cheeseburger.
321
00:22:31,835 --> 00:22:35,669
What? She looked into my eyes,
and she knew it was me.
322
00:22:36,673 --> 00:22:41,440
Well, how could she know it was you when
she doesn't meet you for 12 years?
323
00:22:41,511 --> 00:22:44,605
We're star-crossed souls. That uncrossed.
324
00:22:44,681 --> 00:22:48,117
Well, you know, I've been working
on that, and I think I can fix it.
325
00:22:48,185 --> 00:22:51,120
But I have to locate her father, and I was
- No.
326
00:22:51,188 --> 00:22:55,352
Al. Al, couldn't you
- No. No, no. No! No! I can't help you, Sam.
327
00:22:55,425 --> 00:22:58,451
If I even try, they're gonna pull
the plug, and they're not kidding.
328
00:22:58,528 --> 00:23:00,462
Weitzman is at the foundation right now...
329
00:23:00,530 --> 00:23:02,395
arguing for the authority to do it.
330
00:23:02,466 --> 00:23:05,799
You've broken your rules. You've
broken their rules. You've broken our rules.
331
00:23:05,869 --> 00:23:09,236
You gotta stop thinking with your
heart and start thinking with your noggin.
332
00:23:09,306 --> 00:23:11,240
Is that what you'd do?
333
00:23:11,308 --> 00:23:15,244
If, Hey. If some woman stood me up
at the altar, it's 'Adios, amigos. "
334
00:23:16,313 --> 00:23:19,407
Actually, uh, I wish a couple of them had.
335
00:23:24,321 --> 00:23:27,256
Don't give me that sick puppy look.
336
00:23:29,059 --> 00:23:32,085
Stop it. I'll never scratch
you behind the ears again.
337
00:23:32,162 --> 00:23:34,153
Now, stop it.
338
00:23:35,499 --> 00:23:38,593
Donna's father was career military. Shh. No. Sam,
339
00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:42,263
Uh, he was in the army, I think. Sam. Sa... No.
340
00:23:43,507 --> 00:23:44,997
No.
341
00:24:00,524 --> 00:24:03,721
Bunsen burners, there's no other smell like it.
342
00:24:03,794 --> 00:24:07,730
They are the common denominator
that make all science departments equal.
343
00:24:07,798 --> 00:24:11,564
My life's blood, and I'm
trapped in Mr. English Lit.
344
00:24:11,635 --> 00:24:13,626
There's no justice.
345
00:24:43,433 --> 00:24:44,208
Thanks.
346
00:24:44,209 --> 00:24:47,460
You forgot Hubble's
Constant and, uh, the red shift.
347
00:24:47,537 --> 00:24:49,801
Right.
348
00:24:49,873 --> 00:24:53,604
Your calculations are in the right direction.
You're just not applying your astrophysics.
349
00:24:55,045 --> 00:24:56,979
Expanding universe.
350
00:24:57,047 --> 00:25:00,016
Ever read Lemaitre's "Primeval Atom?"
351
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:02,142
No.
352
00:25:02,219 --> 00:25:05,848
"Then came the explosion, followed by
the filling of the heavens with smoke.
353
00:25:07,123 --> 00:25:09,557
"We come to late to do no more than...
354
00:25:09,626 --> 00:25:12,322
visualize the splendor of creation's birthday. "
355
00:25:12,395 --> 00:25:14,329
It's beautiful.
356
00:25:14,397 --> 00:25:16,388
It's the poetry of physics.
357
00:25:17,467 --> 00:25:20,061
Why do you know so much about this?
358
00:25:20,136 --> 00:25:22,434
Uh, well, I read a lot.
359
00:25:22,505 --> 00:25:25,235
Pretty heady reading,
360
00:25:25,308 --> 00:25:28,903
Einstein and Lemaitre, not to mention the math.
361
00:25:28,979 --> 00:25:31,072
What lured you into it?
362
00:25:33,650 --> 00:25:35,845
Guess I just wanna know why things happen to us.
363
00:25:35,919 --> 00:25:38,251
Don't you think you have a choice?
364
00:25:38,321 --> 00:25:40,346
Do you?
365
00:25:40,423 --> 00:25:42,357
Well, I used to. I'm not sure anymore.
366
00:25:43,393 --> 00:25:45,759
Well, if we did have a choice,
367
00:25:45,829 --> 00:25:48,093
I sure would've made things
happen a lot differently.
368
00:25:51,201 --> 00:25:53,396
Who knows, maybe I'll go back
in time and change it.
369
00:25:56,206 --> 00:25:59,266
- What, you think that's silly?
- No, no. It...
370
00:26:01,177 --> 00:26:03,737
If you could travel back in
time, when would you go back to?
371
00:26:05,782 --> 00:26:09,411
When I was happiest, maybe
six or seven years old.
372
00:26:09,486 --> 00:26:13,149
- Before your father left you?
- How did you know about that?
373
00:26:16,293 --> 00:26:17,909
I guess somebody told me.
374
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:21,560
Well, nobody could've told you
because I never told anyone.
375
00:26:21,631 --> 00:26:25,067
- Who the hell are you?
- Just a friend.
376
00:26:27,537 --> 00:26:31,234
Look, Donna, it was just a guess. Please.
377
00:26:31,308 --> 00:26:35,904
Please. I noticed you didn't list
a father on your school record,
378
00:26:35,979 --> 00:26:37,913
and you went by your mother's maiden name.
379
00:26:37,981 --> 00:26:41,314
- What were you doing in my records?
- You're in my class.
380
00:26:48,992 --> 00:26:51,153
Let's just keep it at that.
381
00:26:52,228 --> 00:26:54,321
I have a string theory on time.
382
00:26:54,397 --> 00:26:59,460
It's very complex and completely improvable,
but I'd like your opinion.
383
00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:04,371
It's based on an expanding but finite universe.
Well, the universe is infinite.
384
00:27:04,441 --> 00:27:09,174
Maybe not, and if not, then time is finite too.
385
00:27:09,245 --> 00:27:12,510
- I have to go to the library.
- It's a nice public place.
386
00:27:56,993 --> 00:27:59,086
But only in his own lifetime?
387
00:28:00,497 --> 00:28:03,193
Well, that-that's the way I see it.
388
00:28:03,266 --> 00:28:05,860
Ohhh. I think I'm getting a headache.
389
00:28:05,935 --> 00:28:07,869
Yeah, well, it's kind of a lot to,
390
00:28:07,937 --> 00:28:10,201
Oh, no! Stacy's gonna be here in 10 minutes.
391
00:28:10,273 --> 00:28:12,207
I have to open tonight.
392
00:28:12,275 --> 00:28:14,539
I'm sorry, Dr. Bryant. I have kitchen duty.
393
00:28:14,611 --> 00:28:16,602
Well, can we continue this after work?
394
00:28:16,679 --> 00:28:20,046
Sure, as long as, It's public. Yeah.
395
00:28:22,118 --> 00:28:24,109
Bye.
396
00:28:25,955 --> 00:28:29,288
You're not giving away any
trade secrets, are you?
397
00:28:30,827 --> 00:28:33,887
- How long have you been there?
- Eh, long enough to know...
398
00:28:33,963 --> 00:28:37,763
that you could still
construct an atomic bomb if you had to.
399
00:28:37,834 --> 00:28:41,634
An atomic bomb? Al.
400
00:28:42,639 --> 00:28:45,233
Nothing we discussed...
401
00:28:45,308 --> 00:28:48,744
remotely is connected to nuclear detonation.
402
00:28:48,812 --> 00:28:51,781
Al, I was just trying to,
403
00:28:56,052 --> 00:28:59,249
- You're not alone.
- Nope.
404
00:28:59,322 --> 00:29:04,658
- But they can't hear or see me.
- Thank God for little favors.
405
00:29:04,727 --> 00:29:09,596
- Weitzman and the
committee? - I- I can't help you, Sam.
406
00:29:09,666 --> 00:29:11,600
You got to, Al. Look, I figured it out.
407
00:29:11,668 --> 00:29:14,967
Donna left me at the altar. Did the same thing
to the guy she was engaged to before me.
408
00:29:15,038 --> 00:29:18,940
It's a pattern. When she was 8, her father
left and she's never gotten over it.
409
00:29:19,008 --> 00:29:21,374
Al, she blocked out her own father's name.
410
00:29:21,444 --> 00:29:25,972
Don't you see? Donna's never gonna
risk being hurt by a man like that again.
411
00:29:26,049 --> 00:29:29,883
She's gonna go through life
leaving them before they can leave her.
412
00:29:29,953 --> 00:29:35,323
But... But if I can get Donna
and her father together, who knows?
413
00:29:35,391 --> 00:29:38,918
You know, uh, those six doctorates that you hold,
414
00:29:39,929 --> 00:29:42,420
Not one of them is in psychiatry.
415
00:29:42,499 --> 00:29:47,732
Medicine, yes. Uh, quantum physics, yes.
416
00:29:47,804 --> 00:29:50,432
Ancient languages, yes.
417
00:29:52,542 --> 00:29:55,841
- Ancient languages, yes.
- Yes.
418
00:29:59,282 --> 00:30:01,512
The sash?
419
00:30:01,584 --> 00:30:03,984
Brilliant, Sherlock. Hieroglyphics?
420
00:30:04,053 --> 00:30:06,146
I can read hieroglyphics?
421
00:30:06,222 --> 00:30:09,453
Well, you never know unless you try.
422
00:30:11,127 --> 00:30:12,958
It's all just a bunch of pictures to me, Al.
423
00:30:13,029 --> 00:30:15,589
I can't remember what they... That...
424
00:30:15,665 --> 00:30:19,066
That is a the symbol for a capital.
425
00:30:19,135 --> 00:30:24,072
Um, what was the ancient capital of
Egypt? Memphis! He's in Memphis!
426
00:30:24,140 --> 00:30:26,904
- No, I wouldn't say that, Sam. No.
- Not in Memphis.
427
00:30:26,976 --> 00:30:31,310
Um, maybe the capital of Egypt today
- Don't tell me he's in Cairo.
428
00:30:31,381 --> 00:30:33,248
You're being too literal, Sam.
429
00:30:33,283 --> 00:30:36,265
Well, that hieroglyphic is
the symbol for a capital.
430
00:30:36,266 --> 00:30:37,247
Mm.
431
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,711
Um,
432
00:30:41,191 --> 00:30:43,989
Our capital? You're trying to
tell me he's in Washington.
433
00:30:44,060 --> 00:30:47,496
Good. Okay. Donna's father is in D.C.,
434
00:30:47,564 --> 00:30:51,364
and he, um, is still in the army.
435
00:30:51,434 --> 00:30:53,368
That's the symbol for the pharaoh's army.
436
00:30:53,436 --> 00:30:58,601
Sam. Square times five.
437
00:30:58,675 --> 00:31:02,509
- And in the Pentagon!
- Oh, I'd give you one of these if I could.
438
00:31:02,579 --> 00:31:05,412
I need his name, Al.
439
00:31:05,481 --> 00:31:08,746
That's, uh... That's ridiculous.
440
00:31:08,818 --> 00:31:13,585
Uh, Sam, Ziggy is scanning my
side of this conversation,
441
00:31:13,656 --> 00:31:17,456
and he thinks I'm trying to
communicate to you in a code.
442
00:31:19,662 --> 00:31:21,357
What hieroglyphics?
443
00:31:21,431 --> 00:31:26,869
Hey! How can I write
Colonel Wojohowitz in hieroglyphics?
444
00:31:31,207 --> 00:31:33,402
Al!
445
00:31:34,611 --> 00:31:37,171
Did you call me, Dr. Bryant?
446
00:31:39,315 --> 00:31:41,647
If I asked you to go to Washington,
would you do it?
447
00:31:42,852 --> 00:31:44,786
Dr. Bryant, I was just getting to like you.
448
00:31:44,854 --> 00:31:47,118
Don't treat me like that. I'm
not treating you like that.
449
00:31:47,190 --> 00:31:50,216
If I were 15 years younger or
this was 15 years later, I would,
450
00:31:50,293 --> 00:31:52,227
but I can't now.
451
00:31:52,295 --> 00:31:54,627
Donna, it's important.
452
00:31:54,697 --> 00:31:58,224
Hell, I'll bring a chaperone.
453
00:31:58,301 --> 00:32:00,235
We can be there and back in a day.
454
00:32:00,303 --> 00:32:02,601
To do what?
455
00:32:04,641 --> 00:32:07,166
Save a lost love.
456
00:32:19,989 --> 00:32:22,617
- Colonel Wojohowitz.
- Thank God.
457
00:32:22,692 --> 00:32:25,820
What? Uh, Colonel, you
don't know me. My name is Bryant,
458
00:32:25,895 --> 00:32:27,863
Dr, Gerald Bryant, and I'm on the faculty...
459
00:32:27,930 --> 00:32:29,864
at Lawrence College in Marion, Ohio.
460
00:32:29,932 --> 00:32:32,025
Yes? Uh, I was wondering if I could see you.
461
00:32:32,101 --> 00:32:35,093
Dr. Bryant, I ship out
for Vietnam at 0800 tomorrow.
462
00:32:35,171 --> 00:32:37,105
Vietnam.
463
00:32:37,173 --> 00:32:40,631
I'm sure you've heard of it. Of course. I just...
464
00:32:40,710 --> 00:32:42,974
Doctor, I'm very busy. Would
you get to the point?
465
00:32:43,046 --> 00:32:46,482
It's your daughter.
466
00:32:53,856 --> 00:32:55,585
Colonel, are you there?
467
00:32:57,327 --> 00:32:58,316
Yes.
468
00:33:00,196 --> 00:33:03,654
- Do you remember Donna?
- Of course I remember Donna.
469
00:33:03,733 --> 00:33:05,701
She needs you, sir.
470
00:33:06,736 --> 00:33:10,194
Is she hurt? No. Uh, not physically.
471
00:33:11,307 --> 00:33:14,902
Colonel, since you're shipping out tomorrow,
I don't have time to be subtle about this.
472
00:33:14,977 --> 00:33:17,912
I don't know why you left your family.
I'm sure you had your reasons.
473
00:33:17,980 --> 00:33:20,574
But your leaving and never
contacting her again...
474
00:33:20,650 --> 00:33:22,743
has affected Donna's ability to love anyone else.
475
00:33:22,819 --> 00:33:28,155
Dr. Bryant, the breakup with her
mother and I had nothing to do with her.
476
00:33:28,224 --> 00:33:32,126
She doesn't think you love her, that if
you did, you wouldn't have abandoned her.
477
00:33:32,195 --> 00:33:34,356
I love my daughter. I loved her very much.
478
00:33:35,498 --> 00:33:37,432
I'm not going to reopen this wound...
479
00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:39,559
not when I'm shipping out.
480
00:33:41,170 --> 00:33:42,115
Maybe when I come back.
481
00:33:42,116 --> 00:33:46,198
Well, forgive me, sir, but, uh,
what if you don't come back?
482
00:33:47,744 --> 00:33:49,803
Good-bye, Dr. Bryant.
483
00:33:53,249 --> 00:33:56,343
Just a damn minute!
484
00:33:58,488 --> 00:34:01,184
Look...
485
00:34:10,700 --> 00:34:13,294
I told you I'd be back.
486
00:34:18,441 --> 00:34:20,705
Okay. All right.
487
00:34:20,777 --> 00:34:23,041
So...
488
00:34:23,112 --> 00:34:25,046
...my advice didn't work.
489
00:34:25,114 --> 00:34:27,048
Right. Right. Right?
490
00:34:27,116 --> 00:34:30,085
What happened? I did what you told me.
491
00:34:30,153 --> 00:34:32,280
I, uh, I read her poetry.
492
00:34:32,355 --> 00:34:35,916
I told her that her perfume made me
horny and that her lips made me even hornier.
493
00:34:35,992 --> 00:34:37,584
I get the idea. And then,
494
00:34:37,660 --> 00:34:40,151
I get the idea! Look, Oscar,
495
00:34:41,664 --> 00:34:43,632
"horny" isn't romantic.
496
00:34:43,699 --> 00:34:46,293
Well, it is to me. Not to Jamie-Lee.
497
00:34:46,369 --> 00:34:50,237
To Jamie-Lee,
498
00:34:50,306 --> 00:34:52,774
"breathless with passion"...
499
00:34:52,842 --> 00:34:55,640
...is romantic.
500
00:34:55,711 --> 00:34:57,679
Do you have a car?
501
00:34:58,681 --> 00:35:00,512
O.
502
00:35:00,583 --> 00:35:03,552
Triple deuce, Hurst
four-speed, 3-9-0 rear end, mag wheels.
503
00:35:03,619 --> 00:35:07,020
Uh, will it hold four people?
504
00:35:07,089 --> 00:35:09,182
Maybe. Say, me,
505
00:35:09,258 --> 00:35:12,921
and Donna Eleese and you and Jamie-Lee?
506
00:35:12,995 --> 00:35:14,860
In that order?
507
00:35:14,931 --> 00:35:17,491
Yeah, in that order.
508
00:35:27,076 --> 00:35:29,806
- Did you see him?
- Bang.
509
00:35:29,879 --> 00:35:35,408
You'd shoot that magnificent creature?
510
00:35:35,485 --> 00:35:38,921
It was a buck. Bambi was a buck!
511
00:35:39,989 --> 00:35:42,184
I want to change seats, please.
512
00:35:42,258 --> 00:35:45,591
Jamie-Lee, Romeo hunted deer.
513
00:35:46,762 --> 00:35:49,094
He did? Yes, he did.
514
00:35:49,165 --> 00:35:53,431
- And, uh, as well as...
- Lancelot.
515
00:35:53,503 --> 00:35:57,599
Lancelot. You know, I bet
Lancelot brought Guinevere a deer a week.
516
00:35:58,741 --> 00:36:01,073
And Rochester rode on stag hunts.
517
00:36:01,143 --> 00:36:03,043
That's right.
518
00:36:03,112 --> 00:36:07,208
The first time Blanche came to Thornwood
she rode to the hounds.
519
00:36:09,785 --> 00:36:12,219
Is that how you hunt stag?
520
00:36:13,789 --> 00:36:15,723
Mm, sort a.
521
00:36:20,263 --> 00:36:23,721
And while Lennon read a book on Marx
522
00:36:23,799 --> 00:36:27,235
The quartet practiced in the park
523
00:36:27,303 --> 00:36:30,466
And we sang dirges in the dark
524
00:36:30,540 --> 00:36:35,739
The day the music died Fill 'er up?
525
00:36:35,811 --> 00:36:38,245
Yep. Okay.
526
00:36:38,314 --> 00:36:40,248
Where's the bathroom? Uh, back there.
527
00:36:40,316 --> 00:36:43,251
Where's the key? Key? We don't have no key.
528
00:36:53,663 --> 00:36:57,690
Al! Thank God you're here. I thought
I'd never see you again.
529
00:36:57,767 --> 00:36:59,701
I figured that they'd pulled you off the project.
530
00:36:59,769 --> 00:37:04,035
Oh, they did. They fed the
hieroglyphics into Ziggy, and then they fired me.
531
00:37:04,106 --> 00:37:06,199
They can't do that. Tell Weitzman.
532
00:37:06,275 --> 00:37:11,042
But it's unimportant. What's
important is he's had a change of heart.
533
00:37:11,113 --> 00:37:12,774
I didn't think Weitzman had a heart.
534
00:37:12,848 --> 00:37:14,782
He probably doesn't, but his wife does.
535
00:37:14,850 --> 00:37:16,690
You slept with his wife?
536
00:37:16,691 --> 00:37:20,447
I would never do
anything so unscrupulous as that,
537
00:37:20,523 --> 00:37:23,048
unless it was Bartlett's wife.
538
00:37:23,125 --> 00:37:26,060
Now, there is a woman to get fired over.
539
00:37:27,163 --> 00:37:29,222
Ran into her one time at the fights.
540
00:37:29,298 --> 00:37:32,563
Uh, Barlett was at some, I
don't know, some seminar in Utah.
541
00:37:32,635 --> 00:37:35,570
And it was her birthday, and
you know, the fool forgot.
542
00:37:35,638 --> 00:37:39,005
What happened? Oh, well,
we had a couple of drinks,
543
00:37:39,075 --> 00:37:42,442
a nice rare steak with green chiles
- With Weitzman!
544
00:37:42,511 --> 00:37:44,706
Oh! Weitzman.
545
00:37:44,780 --> 00:37:46,714
You know Tina? Yeah.
546
00:37:46,782 --> 00:37:48,613
Weitzman knows her too.
547
00:37:48,684 --> 00:37:52,313
You set Tina up with
Weitzman and then blackmailed him?
548
00:37:53,656 --> 00:37:55,590
Yeah. That...
549
00:37:55,658 --> 00:37:59,424
Unscrupulous, but effective.
550
00:38:00,997 --> 00:38:04,763
At least you're here. That's
the way I figured it.
551
00:38:04,834 --> 00:38:08,235
Now, I had Ziggy compute the odds...
552
00:38:08,304 --> 00:38:12,968
on your being right about
fixing Donna's hang-up.
553
00:38:14,076 --> 00:38:16,044
Pretty low, huh?
554
00:38:16,112 --> 00:38:18,876
Well, if you get Donna and her father together,
555
00:38:18,948 --> 00:38:24,045
the odds are 4-to-1 that she'll commit
to a relationship in the future.
556
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:29,183
Al, no offense, but this time I'm
gonna make Ziggy my best man.
557
00:38:29,258 --> 00:38:32,056
Wait a minute. You're forgetting something.
558
00:38:32,128 --> 00:38:36,622
What? Well, she was engaged to
someone before she even met you.
559
00:38:36,699 --> 00:38:39,793
Yeah? Yeah, so if you pull this off,
560
00:38:39,869 --> 00:38:42,030
she could marry this other jerk first.
561
00:38:57,386 --> 00:38:59,854
Confession time.
562
00:38:59,922 --> 00:39:02,322
What?
563
00:39:02,391 --> 00:39:06,691
I used to think you wrote your
book just to pick up young, naive coeds.
564
00:39:07,763 --> 00:39:10,799
You really are romantic, aren't you?
565
00:39:10,867 --> 00:39:11,728
Well...
566
00:39:11,839 --> 00:39:15,328
I mean, you�re trying to
get these two back together,
567
00:39:15,404 --> 00:39:18,669
driving 400 miles for the sake of a lost love.
568
00:39:21,444 --> 00:39:25,210
What I don't understand is
why you wanted me here.
569
00:39:26,282 --> 00:39:29,877
You remind me of her. Twelve
years younger, but...
570
00:39:29,952 --> 00:39:32,785
you're her.
571
00:39:34,790 --> 00:39:37,725
Sweet, bright. She's a quantum physicist.
572
00:39:37,793 --> 00:39:40,091
That's why you read those books.
573
00:39:40,162 --> 00:39:44,394
We were very much in love, engaged to be married.
574
00:39:44,467 --> 00:39:48,597
In fact, we had a wedding, or, rather, I did.
575
00:39:48,671 --> 00:39:50,400
She didn't show?
576
00:39:55,044 --> 00:39:57,638
Why?
577
00:39:58,647 --> 00:40:00,706
I think she was afraid to commit.
578
00:40:01,817 --> 00:40:03,751
Afraid...
579
00:40:03,819 --> 00:40:06,049
that I'd leave her...
580
00:40:06,122 --> 00:40:08,317
the way her father left her.
581
00:40:09,358 --> 00:40:12,555
I don't wanna see you run away
when your chance for happiness comes.
582
00:40:12,628 --> 00:40:16,155
That's why I'm taking you to see your father.
583
00:40:17,333 --> 00:40:19,494
You're taking me to see my father?
584
00:40:20,636 --> 00:40:22,160
Yes.
585
00:40:31,847 --> 00:40:35,010
You really are romantic.
586
00:40:36,018 --> 00:40:39,715
To show I love you
587
00:40:39,789 --> 00:40:42,587
Thinking of you
588
00:40:42,658 --> 00:40:47,686
Write your name across the sky...
589
00:40:59,875 --> 00:41:01,740
May I help you?
590
00:41:01,811 --> 00:41:03,904
Yeah. We're just going up
to see Colonel Wojohowitz.
591
00:41:03,979 --> 00:41:05,913
Can I have your names, please?
592
00:41:05,981 --> 00:41:10,077
Yeah. I'm Dr. Gerald Bryant and
this is the Colonel's daughter, Donna.
593
00:41:10,152 --> 00:41:13,246
Oh. Colonel Wojohowitz. Oh, thanks.
594
00:41:13,322 --> 00:41:15,256
Uh, sir, excuse me.
595
00:41:15,324 --> 00:41:17,485
The Colonel has a "Do not disturb" on his line.
596
00:41:18,794 --> 00:41:20,728
Well, this is his daughter.
597
00:41:20,796 --> 00:41:23,196
Could we see some
identification, Miss Wojohowitz?
598
00:41:23,265 --> 00:41:25,893
Oh, I use my mother's maiden name.
599
00:41:27,336 --> 00:41:30,737
I'm sorry, but unless you can prove you're
his daughter, I can't ring through.
600
00:41:31,941 --> 00:41:33,875
You're welcome to wait here
and catch him when he leaves.
601
00:41:33,943 --> 00:41:37,435
Well, that'll be a little late. He's
shipping out to Vietnam this morning.
602
00:41:37,513 --> 00:41:42,109
Look, she's driven all
night from Ohio to see her father.
603
00:41:42,184 --> 00:41:44,118
Couldn't you just please...
604
00:41:44,186 --> 00:41:46,552
call him on the phone and tell
him that his daughter's here?
605
00:41:46,622 --> 00:41:49,250
I'm sorry, sir. I can't do that.
606
00:41:49,325 --> 00:41:51,793
Thank you. You've been most helpful.
607
00:42:09,245 --> 00:42:11,304
Guess it wasn't meant to be.
608
00:42:12,982 --> 00:42:15,473
You sound like Ziggy. Who?
609
00:42:22,024 --> 00:42:24,151
Something about that guy bothers me.
610
00:42:30,499 --> 00:42:33,764
There's a car in visitor's
lot. I didn't see it there earlier.
611
00:42:45,381 --> 00:42:47,315
Harry, this car has Ohio plates.
612
00:42:47,383 --> 00:42:49,248
Check the back. I'll put Jeff on alert.
613
00:42:49,318 --> 00:42:51,252
Roger.
614
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:54,619
Oh, no. We're gonna get in trouble.
615
00:42:55,691 --> 00:42:58,319
Don't worry. I'll protect you.
616
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:13,031
So it wasn't meant to be?
617
00:43:44,673 --> 00:43:47,335
This was a mistake.
618
00:43:48,410 --> 00:43:53,643
No. The mistake was waiting 10 years.
619
00:43:59,521 --> 00:44:02,718
I'm sorry, baby. I love you.
620
00:44:02,791 --> 00:44:04,725
Ohhh.
621
00:44:04,793 --> 00:44:07,887
That's all I wanted to hear, Daddy.
622
00:44:15,971 --> 00:44:17,905
Don't leave.
623
00:44:20,476 --> 00:44:22,410
I'll be in the car.
624
00:44:24,980 --> 00:44:27,847
Uh, if only you were a little...
625
00:44:27,916 --> 00:44:29,907
Little younger?
626
00:44:29,985 --> 00:44:34,183
Uh, or I was a little older.
627
00:44:37,826 --> 00:44:39,817
You will be.
628
00:44:52,408 --> 00:44:54,376
Where's Jerry?
629
00:44:55,677 --> 00:44:57,645
You don't need Dr. Bryant.
630
00:44:59,415 --> 00:45:01,474
Not with me here.
631
00:45:03,285 --> 00:45:06,015
Well,
632
00:45:06,088 --> 00:45:08,454
you are big.
633
00:45:18,934 --> 00:45:21,562
Harry, we got an open door.
634
00:45:24,139 --> 00:45:28,405
Police, this is the
Watergate. We have a break-in here.
635
00:45:28,477 --> 00:45:30,911
Jamie-Lee,
636
00:45:30,979 --> 00:45:32,970
you make me so hor...
637
00:45:34,716 --> 00:45:36,809
breathless with passion.
638
00:45:47,996 --> 00:45:50,590
You seem pretty pleased with yourself.
639
00:45:52,067 --> 00:45:54,160
Yeah.
640
00:45:54,236 --> 00:45:56,636
Mm. Well, so am I.
641
00:45:56,705 --> 00:46:00,471
'Course, Ziggy's blowing out microchips
like they were popcorn.
642
00:46:00,542 --> 00:46:02,407
He just... He didn't see it coming.
643
00:46:02,478 --> 00:46:03,945
What? What?
644
00:46:04,012 --> 00:46:08,108
Sam, this is the 17 th of June, 1972.
645
00:46:08,183 --> 00:46:11,516
So? So?
646
00:46:11,587 --> 00:46:13,748
We're in the Watergate!
647
00:46:14,756 --> 00:46:18,715
Break-in. Nixon. Impeachment.
648
00:46:20,429 --> 00:46:22,363
I don't remember.
649
00:46:22,431 --> 00:46:25,491
Oh, boy. The Republicans would love you.
650
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,235
You know, I don't understand you, pal.
651
00:46:34,309 --> 00:46:37,574
Well, you're wearing that goofball grin...
652
00:46:37,646 --> 00:46:41,912
and Donna is probably gonna end up
marrying that sucker that she hooked before you.
653
00:46:41,984 --> 00:46:46,250
Maybe not. Maybe she'll jilt him and marry me.
654
00:46:46,321 --> 00:46:49,722
Wanna bet? Yeah. I got connections.
655
00:46:51,326 --> 00:46:55,057
Then how come you haven't leaped yet?
656
00:47:09,077 --> 00:47:11,102
Maybe I need a shotgun...
657
00:47:22,124 --> 00:47:25,252
Get up.! Get up.! One, two, three...
658
00:47:25,327 --> 00:47:27,659
Up! Up! Come on! four,
659
00:47:27,729 --> 00:47:29,993
five, six.
660
00:47:30,264 --> 00:47:33,264
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