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(projector reeling)
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(propeller engine humming)
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(wolf howling)
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(dramatic music)
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(door creaking)
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(ominous music)
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- Ah, this is it.
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(ominous music)
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(wolf howling)
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(metal clanging)
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(grunting)
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(dramatic music)
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- Looks kind of... empty.
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- Gee.
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Ya think?
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- Right, pardon me,
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but may I help you two
lovely lads with something?
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- Hey boss, there he is.
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What do you know, he's a zombie.
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- Indeed, I am.
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- Hey, true or false?
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- Yes.
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- Are you the guys
that eat brains?
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- Why yes, I do enjoy a
nicely grilled cerebellum
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with a side of chips.
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Ah! The bigger the better.
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(chuckling)
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- Well then, Floop, you're safe.
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- Harsh.
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- Quite rude.
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Oi! Hello.
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- Zombie problem solved.
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- Ugh.
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He's so brittle.
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- Look at him, Floop.
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A stinking, rotten bag
of human garbage, oh.
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- Yep, he's a real sack of crap.
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So why do you want him?
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- This man is Franz Pennywhacker
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the world's greatest pianist.
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I want those phalanges.
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- Ah, I get it.
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I don't get it.
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- Photo.
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Snap to it.
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(claps)
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Chop, chop!
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- Hold it.
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Smile for the birdie.
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- Come on, come on.
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- Aw, come on.
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You can smile bigger than that.
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Ah, no, don't do the finger.
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Uh, what else ya got?
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Yeah, okay, we'll do that one.
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(flashing)
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(grunting)
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I sure hope all these
parts fit together.
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You know, a man's more
than the sum of his parts.
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I don't mean just slap
together Superman.
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- Wow.
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How incredibly
thoughtful and sensitive
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and yet so insightful.
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Come on, we have a
lot of grave robbing
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ahead of us this evening.
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Hiya!
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- Couldn't we have
gotten a horse for this?
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- Onward. We have
little time to waste.
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- I hate this job.
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(light organ music)
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(gasping)
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(ominous music)
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(growling)
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(snapping)
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- Ow, oh, oh, oh! The back!
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Oh, the back's out again!
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Oh, oh no, oh no!
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(cracking)
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Igor?
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Igor, where are you? Come on.
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Come out, come out.
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I know you're around here.
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Come on, you little
flying rodent.
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Igor!
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Igor where are you? Igor!
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Ig--
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Gah!
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- Right here, my Lord.
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- Come on, my back's out.
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I need you to do
that thing you do.
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Come on, hurry, please.
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- I'll get those
vertebrae as straight
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as my great aunt Elva's
knickers.
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I presume it's the
lumbar in that pesky L4.
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- Yes, L4 and five.
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Oh, ah!
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Come on, come on.
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Hurry up, hurry up.
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Do it, do it.
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Oi.
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- All right, on three.
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And three!
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(cracking)
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- Oh, gah.
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- Better?
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- Better.
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Better.
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Oh, Igor, thank you, thank you.
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That's good.
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I gotta tell you something,
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once you hit 300,
everything starts to go.
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And I mean everything.
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- Sir, you keep telling me, sir.
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- Is Lily awake?
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- Yes, sir.
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She's out on a date
with a Mr. Orlock.
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- Oh, that's good news.
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I really think she's
gonna fall for this fella.
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I know a love
connection when I see it
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and this is a love connection.
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And I wanna tell ya
something about Orlock.
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He's not only handsome,
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but he's a real swinger.
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And most importantly,
he's loaded to the fangs!
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(chuckling)
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(light organ music)
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- So I assume you are Orlock?
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- Yes, yes.
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And you are?
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- Um, Lily.
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- Oh yes, yes, Lily.
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It's always so hard
to remember the names.
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- Oh.
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- I'm hungry, let's eat.
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- Okay!
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- Ha, ha!
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- Good evening, Mr. Orlock.
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We have your usual table ready.
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Please, follow me.
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- So, do you bring
all your dates here?
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- Yes, yes, every night.
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- Oh.
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Okay.
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(chuckling)
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(plates shattering)
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Oh, whatever happened
to our waiter?
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- He moves like a snail.
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- Uh-huh.
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It seems like they've
been waiting awhile.
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- Oh, they are dead.
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- Who's hungry?
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I have one Cleopatra Special.
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- Oo, hoo, hoo!
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- No garlic, for the lady.
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And one Anubis Salad.
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- [Lily] This looks good.
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- [Waiter] Extra onions.
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Bon appetit!
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- So how is your food?
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- Delicious.
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(squishing)
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- Um.
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Oh, so I noticed on
your dating profile
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you only listed two hobbies,
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the black plague and pestilence.
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Which I thought, technically,
were both the same.
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- Exactly the same.
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I love them both equally.
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- Oh, don't get me
wrong, I love it too.
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It's just, you know,
kind of old news.
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- Do you like rats?
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- Of course, who doesn't?
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- Oh! Good, good, good!
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I have pictures of my
fuzzy little nuggets.
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- Oh.
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- Oh, ho!
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- Somehow I'm not surprised.
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- Mm, oh!
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This is Eric.
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He's a naughty boy.
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- Oh, he's a cute little fella.
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- Oh! This is Steve.
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He's a real cut up.
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Watch out for his hijinks!
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- Oh, yeah, he's cute too.
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- Oh, this Opie but
I call her Tubby.
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She likes to cuddle
under my pillow.
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- Uh-huh.
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- He likes to sit
on my head, ha, ha.
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- Marry me.
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- Ah!
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- She likes to
play hide and seek.
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She's really big and fat.
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Rolly polly, Jill.
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Pumpkin!
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(laughing)
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Do you want to rub
Pumpkin's nose?
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- Oh, I'm good.
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- Oh, okay.
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(eerie music)
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- Come to me.
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Be a good little wolf.
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Ah, puppy.
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Come forward and sit.
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Awaken.
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- Oh, man.
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- You are a difficult
wolf to find.
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Which is strange, because
you are the only wolf
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in town that owes
Zoya big money!
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- Me? Nah.
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I've been around on the scene.
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You know, rocking and rolling.
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- I know scene, you are
not rocking man on scene.
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- Ha, ha! Right, like
this guy knows the scene?
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Give me a break!
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- I get around.
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- Enough!
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You give me money now or Bella
219
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will chop off your hand.
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- Okay, stop.
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Let's not get crazy.
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I gotta ask ya a question.
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Why you got a picture
of my pops on your wall?
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(cackling)
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- That is ancient,
unfinished history.
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- Uh, I don't like
the sound of that.
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- He should call.
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- It is time for you
to make the call.
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(dramatic music)
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(laughing)
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(phone ringing)
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- Igor, get the phone.
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I'm watching TV.
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(phone ringing)
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What does he do
that's so important
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that he can't be
here when I need him?
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(phone ringing)
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Nevermind, I'll get it myself.
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It's not like I'm the Count.
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Yeah, who is this?
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Leave me alone.
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00:12:13,235 --> 00:12:14,603
- Yo, pops!
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How ya been, baby?
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- Hey guess what?
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You're very lucky, I'm
in a good mood tonight.
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I'm gonna give you
exactly two seconds.
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Are ya ready?
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Go.
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- I know a straight as an
arrow business lady who--
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- Time's up.
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- Listen, pops, she
wants to buy the castle
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and transform it into a
casino slash theme park.
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We can't lose.
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What do ya say?
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- Get the hair out of your ears
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and listen very, very closely.
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I would rather go into
business with Jack the Ripper!
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Who by the way is
no Jack the tipper.
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5% tops with this guy,
it's an embarrassment.
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Than ever go into
business with you!
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Moron.
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- I assume you
heard what he said.
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- All Zoya hear was
big, big trouble
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for little wolf, wolf.
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- Funny.
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That's what I heard too.
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(woman screaming)
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- Oh, nice neighborhood.
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So, do you live around here?
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- Yes, yes.
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Just around the corner.
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- Oh well, that's convenient.
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- Oh yes, yes.
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Very convenient.
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I have a little surprise.
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Close your eyes.
277
00:13:34,951 --> 00:13:35,651
- Oh.
278
00:13:37,453 --> 00:13:38,554
- Come with me.
279
00:13:39,788 --> 00:13:42,257
Just over here.
280
00:13:44,526 --> 00:13:45,594
Okay.
281
00:13:45,628 --> 00:13:46,695
No peeky-peeky.
282
00:13:52,668 --> 00:13:54,236
(funky music)
283
00:13:54,269 --> 00:13:55,504
Open your eyes!
284
00:13:55,537 --> 00:13:58,140
(funky music)
285
00:13:59,775 --> 00:14:03,178
♪ Disco vampire ♪
286
00:14:03,212 --> 00:14:06,548
♪ Disco vampire ♪
287
00:14:06,582 --> 00:14:10,352
♪ Disco vampire ♪
288
00:14:10,386 --> 00:14:12,187
♪ Sexy, sexy ♪
289
00:14:12,221 --> 00:14:14,657
♪ Sexy, sexy ♪
290
00:14:14,690 --> 00:14:15,524
- Ah.
291
00:14:15,557 --> 00:14:16,725
(pop)
292
00:14:16,759 --> 00:14:19,261
(dog barking)
293
00:14:19,294 --> 00:14:20,162
- I'm gonna go.
294
00:14:23,532 --> 00:14:24,366
- Oh.
295
00:14:25,567 --> 00:14:26,402
Okay.
296
00:14:28,404 --> 00:14:32,809
- [Announcer] You're
watching TV 666 Transylvania.
297
00:14:32,842 --> 00:14:36,512
(dramatic music)
298
00:14:36,545 --> 00:14:37,814
- [Reporter] Breaking news!
299
00:14:37,847 --> 00:14:38,982
- What, what's this?
300
00:14:39,015 --> 00:14:41,650
- [Reporter] With Donna Doomley.
301
00:14:41,684 --> 00:14:44,753
- Good evening, I'm Donna
Doomley with breaking news.
302
00:14:46,321 --> 00:14:47,623
Transylvania's
favorite funny man,
303
00:14:47,656 --> 00:14:49,725
Shecky Von Rathbone, has died.
304
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:52,594
Shecky was eaten
alive last night
305
00:14:52,628 --> 00:14:54,296
by an irate heckler.
306
00:14:54,329 --> 00:14:56,365
- You're momma's so stupid, uh,
307
00:14:56,398 --> 00:14:58,267
she stared at a cup of
orange juice for 12 hours
308
00:14:58,300 --> 00:15:00,502
because it said concentrate.
309
00:15:00,536 --> 00:15:01,637
- You call that jokes?
310
00:15:01,670 --> 00:15:03,505
The guy got what he deserved.
311
00:15:03,539 --> 00:15:04,707
- I got a good job.
312
00:15:04,740 --> 00:15:06,475
I mean, working at
a mirror factory
313
00:15:06,508 --> 00:15:09,846
is something I could totally
see myself doing sexy.
314
00:15:09,879 --> 00:15:12,849
- The remains of Shecky were
taken to the Dew Drop In
315
00:15:12,882 --> 00:15:14,383
Funeral Home.
316
00:15:14,416 --> 00:15:15,417
(chuckling)
317
00:15:15,451 --> 00:15:17,352
Shecky's death comes just hours
318
00:15:17,386 --> 00:15:20,322
after the passing of his
brother, Shelly Von Rathbone,
319
00:15:20,355 --> 00:15:22,591
world renown astrophysicist.
320
00:15:22,624 --> 00:15:24,326
Sometimes referred to as
321
00:15:24,359 --> 00:15:26,462
the smartest man on earth.
322
00:15:26,495 --> 00:15:29,298
- Silicon carbide
grains are present
323
00:15:29,331 --> 00:15:31,333
in refractory inclusions.
324
00:15:31,366 --> 00:15:33,669
A mere child could
trace the torsions.
325
00:15:33,702 --> 00:15:35,337
- Shelly's body
also lies in state
326
00:15:35,370 --> 00:15:37,706
at the Dew Drop In Funeral Home.
327
00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:39,809
Although it is
unlikely that anyone
328
00:15:39,843 --> 00:15:43,645
but a complete moron, and
I do mean complete moron,
329
00:15:43,679 --> 00:15:46,348
would ever confuse
these two men.
330
00:15:46,381 --> 00:15:48,383
I'm Donna Doomley
and I will continue
331
00:15:48,417 --> 00:15:50,452
to bring you the
news as it breaks.
332
00:15:52,387 --> 00:15:53,857
- I'll stand guard
from across the way
333
00:15:53,890 --> 00:15:57,526
while you steal the second most
brilliant brain of our time.
334
00:15:58,527 --> 00:15:59,261
- Question.
335
00:16:02,765 --> 00:16:04,067
And I know what
you're gonna say.
336
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:06,635
Leave the sciencey
stuff to you, but,
337
00:16:06,668 --> 00:16:08,470
why don't we steal the first
338
00:16:08,504 --> 00:16:10,840
most brilliant
brain of our time?
339
00:16:10,874 --> 00:16:15,477
- Because, my dear Floop,
I'm still using it.
340
00:16:15,511 --> 00:16:17,679
- Geez, conceited much?
341
00:16:17,713 --> 00:16:20,616
- No, not conceited at all.
342
00:16:20,649 --> 00:16:23,719
Simply dropping ice cold facts.
343
00:16:27,422 --> 00:16:28,825
Well, giddy up, little doggy.
344
00:16:33,529 --> 00:16:34,329
And remember!
345
00:16:35,497 --> 00:16:36,866
Shelly Von Rathbone.
346
00:16:37,834 --> 00:16:40,402
No other brain shall do.
347
00:16:40,435 --> 00:16:41,670
- What do I look like, a moron?
348
00:16:42,806 --> 00:16:44,473
Don't answer that!
349
00:16:44,506 --> 00:16:45,440
I wrote it on my hand.
350
00:16:48,777 --> 00:16:49,611
- Oh god.
351
00:16:58,654 --> 00:17:01,323
(door creaking)
352
00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:17,673
- Nope.
353
00:17:20,642 --> 00:17:21,476
Nope.
354
00:17:24,713 --> 00:17:25,347
Bingo!
355
00:17:26,816 --> 00:17:29,718
Well, hello Mr. Von Rathbone.
356
00:17:32,487 --> 00:17:33,089
Sorry, old boy.
357
00:17:34,690 --> 00:17:37,426
But I'm gonna be
needing that melon.
358
00:17:37,459 --> 00:17:39,095
(sawing)
359
00:17:42,999 --> 00:17:45,567
(thundering)
360
00:18:10,059 --> 00:18:12,694
(somber music)
361
00:19:35,644 --> 00:19:38,513
(cracking thunder)
362
00:19:47,890 --> 00:19:49,292
- Think of it!
363
00:19:49,325 --> 00:19:51,995
The brain of a super
genius transplanted
364
00:19:52,028 --> 00:19:56,631
into the body of a
perfect physical specimen.
365
00:19:56,665 --> 00:19:57,799
Ha, ha, ha!
366
00:19:59,035 --> 00:20:01,804
- So what are ya gonna call him?
367
00:20:01,838 --> 00:20:03,538
- I hadn't given much thought
368
00:20:03,572 --> 00:20:06,742
to such trivial matters,
but now that you mention it,
369
00:20:06,775 --> 00:20:11,047
Project 27X67H54 is a bit dry.
370
00:20:12,581 --> 00:20:13,883
(munching)
371
00:20:13,916 --> 00:20:15,751
Ah!
372
00:20:15,784 --> 00:20:17,954
As I stride this unholy planet
373
00:20:17,987 --> 00:20:21,690
as a modern day
Prometheus, perhaps Uranus!
374
00:20:21,723 --> 00:20:23,792
God of the sky!
375
00:20:25,828 --> 00:20:27,096
- Seriously?
376
00:20:27,130 --> 00:20:28,630
You're making his
life a lot harder
377
00:20:28,663 --> 00:20:30,565
than it has to be with
a name like Uranus.
378
00:20:32,168 --> 00:20:35,071
- Well, I suppose you
have a better idea.
379
00:20:35,104 --> 00:20:36,906
Okay, go on, out with it.
380
00:20:42,845 --> 00:20:44,679
- I don't know, Herman.
381
00:20:45,815 --> 00:20:46,648
- Herman?
382
00:20:46,681 --> 00:20:48,051
- Yeah.
383
00:20:48,084 --> 00:20:50,786
I had a pitspire named
Herman, he was a swell guy.
384
00:20:50,820 --> 00:20:52,554
Hm, he's gonna need
a last name too.
385
00:20:54,090 --> 00:20:57,994
How about Munster?
386
00:20:58,027 --> 00:21:00,163
- Do you really
think I would call
387
00:21:00,196 --> 00:21:03,966
the greatest creation in
the history of mankind
388
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,600
Herman Monster?
389
00:21:05,634 --> 00:21:09,038
- Not Herman Monster,
Herman Munster.
390
00:21:09,072 --> 00:21:10,672
Like the cheese.
391
00:21:10,705 --> 00:21:12,774
- Like the cheese!
392
00:21:12,809 --> 00:21:14,210
Out of my way, you simpleton.
393
00:21:14,243 --> 00:21:16,578
I've got work to do.
394
00:21:18,780 --> 00:21:20,883
(snapping electricity)
395
00:21:20,917 --> 00:21:23,019
- Let's make history, Floop!
396
00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:25,054
Are you ready?
397
00:21:26,055 --> 00:21:26,923
Three!
398
00:21:26,956 --> 00:21:28,157
Two!
399
00:21:28,191 --> 00:21:29,158
One!
400
00:21:29,192 --> 00:21:30,625
And away we go!
401
00:21:31,693 --> 00:21:33,196
Ah, ha, ha!
402
00:21:33,229 --> 00:21:36,598
(buzzing electricity)
403
00:21:41,170 --> 00:21:44,974
Ah, ah, I want more volts!
404
00:21:45,007 --> 00:21:46,175
Woo, ah!
405
00:21:46,209 --> 00:21:47,009
Woo!
406
00:21:48,811 --> 00:21:50,679
Yes, we need it!
407
00:21:50,712 --> 00:21:52,781
We need more power!
408
00:21:52,815 --> 00:21:53,615
Ah!
409
00:21:58,753 --> 00:21:59,922
- Don't do it!
410
00:21:59,956 --> 00:22:01,690
You'll kill us both!
411
00:22:01,723 --> 00:22:02,959
- Ah, ha!
412
00:22:02,992 --> 00:22:04,726
- [Announcer] Warning, warning!
413
00:22:04,759 --> 00:22:07,029
- Give me more power!
414
00:22:07,063 --> 00:22:08,865
- Are you insane?
415
00:22:08,898 --> 00:22:11,000
(cackling)
416
00:22:13,169 --> 00:22:15,204
- Woo! Ha, ha, ha!
417
00:22:15,238 --> 00:22:16,771
Live, I tell you!
418
00:22:17,772 --> 00:22:20,642
Live!
419
00:22:22,278 --> 00:22:24,746
(cackling)
420
00:22:26,949 --> 00:22:28,683
Cut the power, Floop!
421
00:22:35,491 --> 00:22:35,992
And done!
422
00:22:37,293 --> 00:22:41,197
Oh, my creation is born.
423
00:22:43,199 --> 00:22:45,968
(ethereal music)
424
00:22:49,305 --> 00:22:50,406
- I'm no expert.
425
00:22:52,741 --> 00:22:57,180
In fact, you yourself called
me a, what was that again?
426
00:22:57,213 --> 00:22:58,181
- Simpleton.
427
00:22:58,214 --> 00:22:59,781
- Right, simpleton.
428
00:22:59,815 --> 00:23:04,086
So, take this in the
proper spirit, but uh.
429
00:23:05,821 --> 00:23:07,089
Shouldn't he be
moving or something?
430
00:23:13,996 --> 00:23:15,898
(thudding)
431
00:23:15,932 --> 00:23:17,233
- Interesting.
432
00:23:17,266 --> 00:23:19,035
- Anything going on in there?
433
00:23:25,208 --> 00:23:26,042
- No!
434
00:23:31,881 --> 00:23:34,083
(whimpering)
435
00:23:38,187 --> 00:23:39,021
No!
436
00:23:42,558 --> 00:23:44,827
(sobbing)
437
00:23:50,866 --> 00:23:53,035
- Well, what are ya gonna do?
438
00:23:55,004 --> 00:23:55,838
It's alive!
439
00:23:57,573 --> 00:23:58,274
Alive!
440
00:24:00,943 --> 00:24:03,846
Oo, no, ugh.
441
00:24:03,879 --> 00:24:06,148
I was talking about my
pet cockroach, Ernie.
442
00:24:06,182 --> 00:24:08,750
You see, I thought he was
dead, but look, he's fine.
443
00:24:09,352 --> 00:24:11,020
(chirping)
444
00:24:11,053 --> 00:24:12,088
(squishing)
445
00:24:12,121 --> 00:24:13,556
Aye!
446
00:24:13,589 --> 00:24:14,824
Oh no, he's still fine.
447
00:24:14,857 --> 00:24:15,757
Tough little bugger.
448
00:24:17,293 --> 00:24:19,962
- You have no idea what this
failure means to humanity.
449
00:24:21,397 --> 00:24:25,067
I could have changed the
course of life as we know it.
450
00:24:25,101 --> 00:24:29,905
I could have altered mankind's
place in the universe.
451
00:24:29,939 --> 00:24:31,374
I could have...
452
00:24:31,407 --> 00:24:33,409
(yawning)
453
00:24:33,442 --> 00:24:34,410
Oh, I'm sorry.
454
00:24:34,443 --> 00:24:35,578
Am I boring you?
455
00:24:35,611 --> 00:24:38,014
(yawning)
456
00:24:38,047 --> 00:24:38,881
Well, am I?
457
00:24:45,187 --> 00:24:48,090
(muffled screaming)
458
00:24:49,925 --> 00:24:51,961
Don't speak, my dear creation.
459
00:24:51,994 --> 00:24:53,362
Don't speak.
460
00:24:53,396 --> 00:24:57,033
Save your words of wisdom
for the grand unveiling.
461
00:24:57,066 --> 00:24:58,401
Ha, ha, oh.
462
00:24:58,434 --> 00:25:00,936
The world will be watching.
463
00:25:00,970 --> 00:25:02,905
Ha, ha, ha!
464
00:25:02,938 --> 00:25:05,141
- [Announcer] Live from the
beautiful Carpathia Mountains
465
00:25:05,174 --> 00:25:07,977
it's "Good Morning
Transylvania."
466
00:25:08,010 --> 00:25:11,947
With your host, the one
and only, Ezra Mosher.
467
00:25:11,981 --> 00:25:14,383
Ladies and gentlemen,
here's Ezra.
468
00:25:16,118 --> 00:25:17,420
- Hello, everybody.
469
00:25:17,453 --> 00:25:20,089
Welcome back to "Good
Morning Transylvania."
470
00:25:20,122 --> 00:25:21,991
I'm your host, Ezra Mosher
471
00:25:22,024 --> 00:25:24,327
and we are coming to ya live
from the very windy studio--
472
00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:25,995
- So I really thought
you and old Orlock
473
00:25:26,028 --> 00:25:27,029
were gonna hit it off.
474
00:25:28,297 --> 00:25:30,366
Maybe you should give
him another shot.
475
00:25:30,399 --> 00:25:32,034
All right, so he's
a little obsessed
476
00:25:32,068 --> 00:25:33,102
with the black plague.
477
00:25:33,135 --> 00:25:34,470
A man needs his hobbies.
478
00:25:34,503 --> 00:25:37,206
- It's not just that.
479
00:25:37,239 --> 00:25:40,876
I want a man that makes
my blood run cold.
480
00:25:40,910 --> 00:25:44,013
A man that every time
he enters my crypt,
481
00:25:44,046 --> 00:25:48,384
it's like a stake through
my dead, black heart.
482
00:25:48,417 --> 00:25:50,986
- I could whip ya up a
hubby down in the lab.
483
00:25:51,020 --> 00:25:53,122
- Oh no! Remember what
happened last time?
484
00:25:53,155 --> 00:25:55,224
It took us a month to
get him off the roof.
485
00:25:55,257 --> 00:25:58,094
- He was batty, but
he sure had charisma.
486
00:25:58,127 --> 00:25:59,328
- Eh.
487
00:25:59,362 --> 00:26:01,397
Now, can we change the
subject of my love life?
488
00:26:03,165 --> 00:26:06,369
- So your idiot brother
Lester called last night.
489
00:26:06,402 --> 00:26:08,003
- Mm, let me guess.
490
00:26:08,037 --> 00:26:09,305
He's broke again.
491
00:26:09,338 --> 00:26:11,273
- He wants me to sell our castle
492
00:26:11,307 --> 00:26:13,209
and cut him in on the deal.
493
00:26:13,242 --> 00:26:16,345
- Well, at least he dreams big.
494
00:26:16,379 --> 00:26:19,882
- Heh, his dreams are my bank
accounts worst nightmare.
495
00:26:21,417 --> 00:26:22,284
Oh.
496
00:26:22,318 --> 00:26:23,919
- Oh my goodness.
497
00:26:23,953 --> 00:26:26,021
We've got a great treat
in store for everyone.
498
00:26:26,055 --> 00:26:28,357
Our favorite mad
scientist, Dr. Wolfgang,
499
00:26:28,391 --> 00:26:31,260
is here to unveil
his latest creation.
500
00:26:31,293 --> 00:26:32,428
Oh, ha!
501
00:26:32,461 --> 00:26:34,130
Now ladies and gentlemen.
502
00:26:34,163 --> 00:26:37,466
Let's give a warm, "Good
Morning Transylvania" welcome
503
00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:40,903
to the one, the only Dr.
Henry Augustus Wolfgang!
504
00:26:42,104 --> 00:26:43,139
Oh, ho, ho!
505
00:26:43,172 --> 00:26:44,273
- Oo, hoo, hoo!
506
00:26:45,975 --> 00:26:46,475
- [Ezra] What a pleasure
to have you here.
507
00:26:46,509 --> 00:26:48,277
May I call ya Henry?
508
00:26:48,310 --> 00:26:49,512
(clattering plates)
509
00:26:49,545 --> 00:26:50,913
- Oh, finally.
510
00:26:52,181 --> 00:26:58,087
- Raven's egg with a side of
tarantula hash browns, my lady.
511
00:26:58,120 --> 00:26:59,422
- Oh, thank you, Igor.
512
00:26:59,455 --> 00:27:01,190
It looks yummy!
513
00:27:01,223 --> 00:27:04,193
(giggling)
514
00:27:04,226 --> 00:27:06,128
- Bring it on, bring it on.
515
00:27:06,162 --> 00:27:07,163
- We have something
extraordinary,
516
00:27:07,196 --> 00:27:08,964
and I know everyone backstage
517
00:27:08,998 --> 00:27:10,132
is so excited about
what's going on.
518
00:27:10,166 --> 00:27:11,500
- Your regular, my Lord.
519
00:27:14,036 --> 00:27:15,137
Ice cold.
520
00:27:16,338 --> 00:27:18,107
- Some of the most
substantial intellects
521
00:27:18,140 --> 00:27:22,011
in Transylvania have
called you certifiable.
522
00:27:22,044 --> 00:27:25,548
- Well, these so-called
substantial intellects.
523
00:27:25,581 --> 00:27:29,385
Well they can just eat
my (cuckoo whistle)
524
00:27:29,418 --> 00:27:34,156
and kiss my rosy little
(cuckoo whistle).
525
00:27:34,190 --> 00:27:35,558
- Oh, hoo, hoo!
526
00:27:35,591 --> 00:27:37,993
- Well doctor, now that
we've got that out of the way
527
00:27:38,027 --> 00:27:40,963
why don't you show
us what you've got?
528
00:27:42,465 --> 00:27:45,267
(triumphal music)
529
00:28:08,524 --> 00:28:12,495
- Speak, my child
of electricity.
530
00:28:12,528 --> 00:28:17,366
Speak, my child of tomorrow!
531
00:28:17,399 --> 00:28:20,269
Speak!
532
00:28:22,404 --> 00:28:24,540
(grunting)
533
00:28:26,308 --> 00:28:28,377
(gasping)
534
00:28:29,612 --> 00:28:30,546
- Oh my god.
535
00:28:32,548 --> 00:28:33,582
He is gorgeous.
536
00:28:35,284 --> 00:28:36,151
Look at that head.
537
00:28:37,353 --> 00:28:38,454
Perfectly flat.
538
00:28:40,222 --> 00:28:41,457
You don't see that everyday.
539
00:28:41,490 --> 00:28:43,259
- Hey, can you imagine having
540
00:28:43,292 --> 00:28:45,127
a big maroon like
that in the family?
541
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:46,462
I couldn't live with the shame.
542
00:28:46,495 --> 00:28:47,329
- Shh!
543
00:28:48,597 --> 00:28:51,467
- Dazzle them with
some quantum physics.
544
00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:52,334
- Huh?
545
00:28:55,337 --> 00:28:58,507
(screeching)
546
00:28:58,541 --> 00:29:00,109
- Enough talking.
547
00:29:00,142 --> 00:29:01,610
Now a little music.
548
00:29:01,644 --> 00:29:04,079
(growling)
549
00:29:05,681 --> 00:29:09,051
(single note repeated)
550
00:29:12,121 --> 00:29:14,323
(cracking)
551
00:29:14,356 --> 00:29:17,226
(crowd laughing)
552
00:29:17,259 --> 00:29:19,461
(screeching)
553
00:29:26,168 --> 00:29:26,635
- Speak.
554
00:29:34,476 --> 00:29:36,545
(grunting)
555
00:29:42,685 --> 00:29:45,421
(crowd laughing)
556
00:29:47,623 --> 00:29:50,492
- My mother-in-law fell
down a wishing well.
557
00:29:52,161 --> 00:29:54,463
Boy, I didn't know those
things actually worked.
558
00:29:54,496 --> 00:29:57,333
(chuckling)
559
00:29:57,366 --> 00:30:01,637
My friend recently died
drinking a gallon of varnish.
560
00:30:01,670 --> 00:30:05,240
It was a horrible end,
but a lovely finish.
561
00:30:05,274 --> 00:30:07,376
(laughing)
562
00:30:09,178 --> 00:30:10,245
Maestro, hit it!
563
00:30:11,447 --> 00:30:12,748
(light music)
564
00:30:12,781 --> 00:30:14,550
A horse walks into the bar.
565
00:30:14,583 --> 00:30:17,152
The bartender says,
why the long face?
566
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:20,222
Speaking of establishments,
567
00:30:20,255 --> 00:30:22,191
I'm thinking of opening
up a restaurant.
568
00:30:22,224 --> 00:30:23,592
I'm gonna call it Karma.
569
00:30:23,626 --> 00:30:24,560
There's no menu.
570
00:30:24,593 --> 00:30:26,695
You just get what you deserve.
571
00:30:26,729 --> 00:30:28,464
(chuckling)
572
00:30:28,497 --> 00:30:30,499
- Okay, okay, I
can actually feel
573
00:30:30,532 --> 00:30:32,234
my brain cells dying.
574
00:30:32,267 --> 00:30:34,303
Igor, change the channel.
575
00:30:34,336 --> 00:30:35,738
(clicking)
576
00:30:35,771 --> 00:30:38,507
- (deep voice) Don't you dare
touch that dial!
577
00:30:41,543 --> 00:30:42,578
Oh!
578
00:30:42,611 --> 00:30:44,546
- Goodnight, everybody!
579
00:30:44,580 --> 00:30:47,182
I mean, good
morning, ha, ha, ha!
580
00:30:48,417 --> 00:30:50,686
(upbeat music)
581
00:30:52,488 --> 00:30:53,555
- He's perfect!
582
00:30:58,260 --> 00:31:00,663
(light music)
583
00:31:00,696 --> 00:31:02,398
- Ruined, I tell you!
584
00:31:02,431 --> 00:31:04,667
Disgraced in front
of the entire world
585
00:31:04,700 --> 00:31:06,468
by a dancing baboon.
586
00:31:08,437 --> 00:31:10,739
- Don't worry, I got the
situation under control.
587
00:31:10,773 --> 00:31:13,409
I've been working on some
really keen magic tricks.
588
00:31:13,442 --> 00:31:14,443
- Magic tricks?
589
00:31:14,476 --> 00:31:15,678
- Juggling?
- Juggling!
590
00:31:15,711 --> 00:31:16,578
- Impressions?
591
00:31:18,313 --> 00:31:20,549
- Wait until you get
a load of this one.
592
00:31:20,582 --> 00:31:22,217
(shimmering)
593
00:31:22,251 --> 00:31:25,220
- You gotta ask
yourself one question.
594
00:31:25,254 --> 00:31:26,422
Do ya feel lucky?
595
00:31:27,589 --> 00:31:29,525
Huh? Do ya, punk?
596
00:31:29,558 --> 00:31:31,293
- Woo, I get chills
every time I hear it.
597
00:31:31,326 --> 00:31:32,661
- I've heard enough!
598
00:31:34,496 --> 00:31:35,330
Oh.
599
00:31:36,398 --> 00:31:38,434
Farewell, comrades.
600
00:31:38,467 --> 00:31:41,370
Away, I must go.
601
00:31:41,403 --> 00:31:44,306
To live amongst the beasts.
602
00:31:44,339 --> 00:31:44,773
And the lepers.
603
00:31:45,875 --> 00:31:48,444
Of dark Zanzibar.
604
00:31:51,815 --> 00:31:54,818
- The old doc sure isn't
cut out for show business.
605
00:31:54,851 --> 00:31:58,855
- Well, it's a little more
complicated than that.
606
00:31:58,888 --> 00:32:02,424
You see, there are
unfounded rumors
607
00:32:02,458 --> 00:32:07,262
that I might have accidentally
switched brains and...
608
00:32:09,798 --> 00:32:11,500
Ah, forget it! It's old news.
609
00:32:13,368 --> 00:32:15,738
- Floopy, old boy, I've been
meaning to ask you something.
610
00:32:15,771 --> 00:32:16,772
- What's that, big guy?
611
00:32:19,374 --> 00:32:21,343
- For some strange reason,
612
00:32:21,376 --> 00:32:22,644
I can't seem to
remember my name.
613
00:32:24,513 --> 00:32:25,347
- Well.
614
00:32:27,449 --> 00:32:29,618
Picture it in lights.
615
00:32:30,887 --> 00:32:35,657
The greatest name in
all of show business,
616
00:32:35,691 --> 00:32:37,526
izness, izness, izness.
617
00:32:38,660 --> 00:32:41,764
Herman Munster!
618
00:32:41,797 --> 00:32:44,633
(funky music)
619
00:32:44,666 --> 00:32:45,835
♪ Hey ♪
620
00:32:45,869 --> 00:32:50,073
♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
621
00:32:50,106 --> 00:32:51,640
♪ Beauty's only skin deep ♪
622
00:32:51,673 --> 00:32:54,476
♪ But ugly goes all the
way down to the bone ♪
623
00:32:54,510 --> 00:32:55,912
♪ Down town ♪
624
00:32:55,945 --> 00:32:57,780
♪ Come on, boys ♪
625
00:32:57,814 --> 00:32:59,515
♪ Don't ride the beat ♪
626
00:32:59,548 --> 00:33:00,482
- Right this way.
627
00:33:00,516 --> 00:33:03,585
♪ On the fast lane ♪
628
00:33:03,619 --> 00:33:06,555
♪ Did you hear the cemetery
raised its burial costs? ♪
629
00:33:06,588 --> 00:33:09,926
♪ It's blamed on the cost
of living, look out ♪
630
00:33:09,959 --> 00:33:13,562
♪ Choo, choo, choo ♪
631
00:33:13,595 --> 00:33:15,798
♪ People say I have a
bad attitude, I don't ♪
632
00:33:15,832 --> 00:33:18,433
♪ I just have a personality
you can't handle ♪
633
00:33:18,467 --> 00:33:20,904
♪ Woo ♪
634
00:33:20,937 --> 00:33:22,906
♪ So what if I don't know
what Armageddon means ♪
635
00:33:22,939 --> 00:33:25,340
♪ It's not like it's
the end of the world ♪
636
00:33:25,374 --> 00:33:28,111
♪ Hit it ♪
637
00:33:28,144 --> 00:33:31,380
♪ It's Herman's time ♪
638
00:33:31,413 --> 00:33:32,816
♪ Herman's here ♪
639
00:33:32,849 --> 00:33:34,683
♪ Look out ♪
640
00:33:34,716 --> 00:33:36,451
♪ Working in a mirror factory ♪
641
00:33:36,485 --> 00:33:38,922
♪ Is something I could
totally see myself doing ♪
642
00:33:38,955 --> 00:33:41,657
♪ Sexy ♪
643
00:33:41,690 --> 00:33:45,561
♪ Keep up, boys, keep up ♪
644
00:33:45,594 --> 00:33:47,563
♪ A little faster,
a little fast now ♪
645
00:33:47,596 --> 00:33:50,699
♪ Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo ♪
646
00:33:50,732 --> 00:33:54,403
♪ Ah ♪
647
00:33:54,436 --> 00:33:56,906
♪ Thank you, good night ♪
648
00:33:56,940 --> 00:33:59,708
(crowd cheering)
649
00:34:05,849 --> 00:34:08,918
- I find wolf
sneaking out backdoor.
650
00:34:10,552 --> 00:34:13,488
- When I hear your
Lester was in my club,
651
00:34:13,522 --> 00:34:17,793
I was assuming he was
here to deliver good news.
652
00:34:19,695 --> 00:34:21,463
- You own this joint?
653
00:34:21,496 --> 00:34:23,765
- Zoya owns many joints.
654
00:34:25,601 --> 00:34:28,503
- Yeah, I guess... I guess
I shoulda figured that.
655
00:34:28,537 --> 00:34:29,839
- Well?
656
00:34:29,873 --> 00:34:31,607
- Good news? Yes.
657
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:32,942
Well, I'm close.
658
00:34:33,943 --> 00:34:35,879
I got a few irons in the fire.
659
00:34:35,912 --> 00:34:37,512
I've got my feelers
out there in the street
660
00:34:37,546 --> 00:34:41,017
and I'm pretty sure
with a little more time,
661
00:34:41,050 --> 00:34:43,518
I can get you what
you want, heh.
662
00:34:43,552 --> 00:34:45,922
- I give you two weeks
to get the castle.
663
00:34:45,955 --> 00:34:50,692
Afterwards, you're head is mine.
664
00:34:50,726 --> 00:34:52,694
- Nah, that ain't gonna work.
665
00:34:52,728 --> 00:34:55,999
♪ I am a Lego bat ♪
666
00:34:56,032 --> 00:34:59,668
♪ I am a Lego bat ♪
667
00:34:59,701 --> 00:35:02,471
- I'm starting to think my
material is too intellectual.
668
00:35:02,504 --> 00:35:04,908
Maybe I should return
to my vaudeville roots.
669
00:35:04,941 --> 00:35:05,641
- Ugh, no way, man.
670
00:35:05,674 --> 00:35:07,844
This is the wave of the future.
671
00:35:07,877 --> 00:35:08,912
- What do you guys think?
672
00:35:08,945 --> 00:35:10,013
- Ah, they don't know nothing.
673
00:35:10,046 --> 00:35:11,546
- See, they agree.
674
00:35:11,580 --> 00:35:12,815
- Don't listen to
them, they're relics.
675
00:35:12,849 --> 00:35:13,816
I'm talking about the long road
676
00:35:13,850 --> 00:35:15,584
to the tippity top!
677
00:35:15,617 --> 00:35:16,853
- Well, maybe I should
go a bit more mainstream.
678
00:35:16,886 --> 00:35:19,055
I am a man of many parts.
679
00:35:19,088 --> 00:35:21,925
- The honey babies are falling
at your feet, you're the man!
680
00:35:21,958 --> 00:35:23,759
- I'm not looking
for honey babies.
681
00:35:26,963 --> 00:35:28,831
- Hey, baby, what's shaking?
682
00:35:30,599 --> 00:35:33,870
- I'm looking for a
vision, a queen, true love.
683
00:35:33,903 --> 00:35:35,071
- Forget about the dames, man.
684
00:35:35,104 --> 00:35:36,839
Worry about the music.
685
00:35:36,873 --> 00:35:38,841
We gotta feed the machine
and we gotta cut some vinyl.
686
00:35:38,875 --> 00:35:40,043
The beast is
hungry, and besides,
687
00:35:40,076 --> 00:35:41,543
Rome wasn't built in a day.
688
00:35:41,576 --> 00:35:43,545
- True, but I believe I was.
689
00:35:43,578 --> 00:35:45,014
- Yeah, well, that's
besides the point.
690
00:35:45,048 --> 00:35:47,951
I need some hits.
691
00:35:47,984 --> 00:35:49,718
- You want hits?
692
00:35:49,751 --> 00:35:50,820
Okay, I'll give you hits.
693
00:35:56,092 --> 00:35:58,493
(sighing)
694
00:35:59,929 --> 00:36:00,562
Ah!
695
00:36:02,932 --> 00:36:05,701
- So you give me what I want?
696
00:36:05,734 --> 00:36:06,202
- Yes.
697
00:36:07,602 --> 00:36:10,572
I will get that deed signed.
698
00:36:10,605 --> 00:36:12,842
The castle will be yours.
699
00:36:12,875 --> 00:36:15,078
And we can all live
happily ever after.
700
00:36:15,111 --> 00:36:16,545
I promise.
701
00:36:16,578 --> 00:36:17,546
- Get out.
702
00:36:17,579 --> 00:36:19,949
(chuckling)
703
00:36:19,983 --> 00:36:22,584
(funky music)
704
00:36:30,159 --> 00:36:31,526
- What the heck?
705
00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:40,602
Lily, I never thought
I'd see you haunting
706
00:36:40,635 --> 00:36:42,005
these hallowed halls.
707
00:36:42,038 --> 00:36:43,739
What brings you here?
708
00:36:43,772 --> 00:36:45,975
- That, my dear brother,
is none of your business.
709
00:36:46,009 --> 00:36:48,144
- I bet it's that
new cat, Herman.
710
00:36:48,177 --> 00:36:49,611
I can dig it.
711
00:36:49,644 --> 00:36:50,779
I was rapping with him earlier.
712
00:36:50,813 --> 00:36:52,115
Solid dude.
713
00:36:52,148 --> 00:36:53,816
- Seriously?
714
00:36:53,850 --> 00:36:55,051
You know him?
715
00:36:55,084 --> 00:36:56,019
How?
716
00:36:56,052 --> 00:36:56,853
- You wanna meet him?
717
00:36:56,886 --> 00:36:58,687
- Oh yes!
718
00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:00,923
But I don't know if I trust
you making the introduction.
719
00:37:00,957 --> 00:37:03,026
- Consider me your batwing man.
720
00:37:03,059 --> 00:37:06,062
Although, I do seem to be
a little light tonight.
721
00:37:12,068 --> 00:37:13,702
Danke.
722
00:37:13,735 --> 00:37:14,770
- So?
723
00:37:14,804 --> 00:37:15,972
Where is he?
724
00:37:16,005 --> 00:37:16,906
- Who?
725
00:37:16,939 --> 00:37:17,907
- Herman Munster!
726
00:37:17,940 --> 00:37:19,708
- Oh, oh, oh.
727
00:37:19,741 --> 00:37:24,080
Your Romeo is just down the
hall, last door on the left.
728
00:37:25,081 --> 00:37:27,616
Or right, one of them doors.
729
00:37:27,649 --> 00:37:28,117
Ha, ha, ha.
730
00:37:29,118 --> 00:37:31,821
(howling)
731
00:37:31,854 --> 00:37:34,023
(chuckling)
732
00:37:40,897 --> 00:37:42,597
(squeaking rats)
733
00:37:42,631 --> 00:37:44,699
(knocking)
734
00:37:50,039 --> 00:37:52,075
- And what exactly do you want?
735
00:37:52,108 --> 00:37:54,110
- Um, is Herman
Munster in there?
736
00:37:56,678 --> 00:37:57,880
- Maybe.
737
00:37:57,914 --> 00:37:59,182
And who should I say is calling?
738
00:37:59,215 --> 00:38:00,817
- Lily.
739
00:38:00,850 --> 00:38:03,152
(choral music)
740
00:38:06,989 --> 00:38:08,690
- Why don't you
just take a number
741
00:38:08,723 --> 00:38:10,725
and wait in the alley with
the rest of the chicks?
742
00:38:10,759 --> 00:38:12,895
(crashing)
743
00:38:12,929 --> 00:38:13,930
- Well, hello.
744
00:38:13,963 --> 00:38:18,000
- Hi, um, I'm a big fan and um,
745
00:38:18,034 --> 00:38:19,701
I was wondering.
746
00:38:19,734 --> 00:38:21,703
Well, wait, no this sounds dumb.
747
00:38:21,736 --> 00:38:24,173
But maybe would you like to
come over for dinner one night?
748
00:38:25,707 --> 00:38:26,175
- Dinner.
749
00:38:27,742 --> 00:38:29,778
I'd have to check my schedule.
750
00:38:29,812 --> 00:38:30,645
Please hold.
751
00:38:34,716 --> 00:38:36,919
(creaking)
752
00:38:36,953 --> 00:38:38,121
Oh boy, oh boy!
753
00:38:38,154 --> 00:38:39,589
Oh boy, oh boy!
754
00:38:42,825 --> 00:38:43,993
Uh, yeah.
755
00:38:44,026 --> 00:38:47,230
I happen to have
an opening sometime
756
00:38:47,263 --> 00:38:48,730
in the near future.
757
00:38:48,763 --> 00:38:51,434
What night were
you thinking about?
758
00:38:51,467 --> 00:38:54,904
- Um, well, maybe tomorrow.
759
00:38:54,937 --> 00:38:55,770
- Tomorrow?
760
00:38:57,173 --> 00:38:58,141
Hold, please.
761
00:38:58,174 --> 00:39:00,775
- Oh.
762
00:39:00,810 --> 00:39:02,945
(creaking)
763
00:39:02,979 --> 00:39:04,147
- Whoa, tomorrow!
764
00:39:04,180 --> 00:39:05,014
Tomorrow!
765
00:39:09,185 --> 00:39:10,887
Uh, yeah.
766
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:14,257
I moved some
appointments around.
767
00:39:14,290 --> 00:39:16,125
I think tomorrow works.
768
00:39:16,159 --> 00:39:17,894
- Fantastic.
769
00:39:17,927 --> 00:39:19,761
Here's my address.
770
00:39:19,794 --> 00:39:21,130
And we usually eat early.
771
00:39:21,164 --> 00:39:22,999
- Um, we?
772
00:39:23,032 --> 00:39:25,468
- Oh, my father,
the Count and I.
773
00:39:25,501 --> 00:39:28,905
- Ha, I can dig that, the Count.
774
00:39:28,938 --> 00:39:30,705
Far out.
775
00:39:30,739 --> 00:39:33,142
- Now I know you show business
people keep weird hours.
776
00:39:33,176 --> 00:39:37,113
Shall we say around midnight
or is that too early?
777
00:39:37,146 --> 00:39:40,116
- Well, I usually
have my bubble bath,
778
00:39:40,149 --> 00:39:41,783
yummy treat, and nap time.
779
00:39:41,817 --> 00:39:43,986
But yeah, midnight sounds great.
780
00:39:45,221 --> 00:39:48,024
Tomorrow it is, my sweet Lily.
781
00:39:48,057 --> 00:39:48,891
- Oh.
782
00:39:49,892 --> 00:39:50,725
- Tootles.
783
00:39:53,963 --> 00:39:56,698
(creaking door)
784
00:39:57,867 --> 00:40:01,003
(Herman cheering)
785
00:40:01,037 --> 00:40:02,737
Herman's got a date!
786
00:40:06,209 --> 00:40:08,811
(light music)
787
00:40:11,380 --> 00:40:14,050
I can't go, I tell
ya, I can't go.
788
00:40:14,083 --> 00:40:14,984
- What are you talking about?
789
00:40:15,017 --> 00:40:16,018
Why can't you go?
790
00:40:16,052 --> 00:40:17,920
- I haven't got a thing to wear.
791
00:40:17,954 --> 00:40:19,989
- Herman, you
gotta take it easy.
792
00:40:20,022 --> 00:40:21,756
You're a stud.
793
00:40:21,790 --> 00:40:24,093
She's just some undead chick
from out in the sticks.
794
00:40:24,126 --> 00:40:25,760
Quit being so dramatic.
795
00:40:26,795 --> 00:40:27,762
- Dramatic!
796
00:40:28,998 --> 00:40:31,968
Lily thinks I'm a
Hollywood big shot.
797
00:40:32,001 --> 00:40:33,336
A swinger in the in-crowd.
798
00:40:33,369 --> 00:40:35,838
I'm no Bobby Darin.
799
00:40:35,871 --> 00:40:37,173
She's gonna see right through me
800
00:40:37,206 --> 00:40:39,141
and know I'm just a big boob!
801
00:40:39,175 --> 00:40:42,178
- Ah, I need the perfect choice.
802
00:40:42,211 --> 00:40:44,146
Herman isn't some lug
head who just fell off
803
00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:45,815
the funeral truck.
804
00:40:45,848 --> 00:40:47,984
He's a man of the world.
805
00:40:48,017 --> 00:40:49,285
- Well boob or no boob,
806
00:40:49,318 --> 00:40:51,254
when you got hot wax like this,
807
00:40:51,287 --> 00:40:53,256
the world is at your feet, baby!
808
00:40:53,289 --> 00:40:54,857
- Why, brother man.
809
00:40:56,125 --> 00:40:59,996
With a disc like
this, who can resist?
810
00:41:00,029 --> 00:41:00,795
- So Igor?
811
00:41:02,064 --> 00:41:05,301
Which dress says I'm
very, very interested
812
00:41:05,334 --> 00:41:07,837
but not a miserable
and depressed?
813
00:41:07,870 --> 00:41:09,805
The silk baby tarantula web?
814
00:41:09,839 --> 00:41:11,274
- Well, yes.
815
00:41:11,307 --> 00:41:13,342
Well yes, of course.
816
00:41:13,376 --> 00:41:15,945
- Or the faux
lizard silk chiffon?
817
00:41:15,978 --> 00:41:17,413
- Oh, um, the faux.
818
00:41:17,446 --> 00:41:20,016
Um, oh, well you could.
819
00:41:20,049 --> 00:41:20,883
Maybe, yes.
820
00:41:21,917 --> 00:41:23,419
- Igor, get with it!
821
00:41:23,452 --> 00:41:27,023
- Yowza, baby!
822
00:41:27,056 --> 00:41:27,923
Kick it! Woo!
823
00:41:31,060 --> 00:41:31,894
- Oh!
824
00:41:33,129 --> 00:41:35,164
- Fresh blood, get
your fresh blood!
825
00:41:36,299 --> 00:41:37,900
Fresh blood!
826
00:41:37,933 --> 00:41:39,368
Grab your fresh blood!
827
00:41:40,436 --> 00:41:41,370
Fresh blood!
828
00:41:42,872 --> 00:41:43,439
- Lilies!
829
00:41:43,472 --> 00:41:46,175
Ha, this my lucky night.
830
00:41:47,977 --> 00:41:49,378
- What else can I
do for you today?
831
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:52,381
- Well, everything
looks so great.
832
00:41:54,050 --> 00:41:56,218
I'll take a bottle
of the B posit--
833
00:41:56,252 --> 00:41:58,854
No! I'm gonna splurge.
834
00:41:58,888 --> 00:41:59,622
O negative.
835
00:41:59,655 --> 00:42:02,358
- Oh, that's a good year.
836
00:42:02,391 --> 00:42:04,827
It's two leg, and
one for the lilies.
837
00:42:06,095 --> 00:42:08,931
- Three leg? Wow,
prices are going up.
838
00:42:11,167 --> 00:42:12,468
You know, that reminds me.
839
00:42:12,501 --> 00:42:14,203
I bought a balloon yesterday.
840
00:42:15,237 --> 00:42:17,139
I thought the same thing.
841
00:42:17,173 --> 00:42:19,141
Must be the inflation.
842
00:42:20,376 --> 00:42:21,243
Ha, ha, ha!
843
00:42:22,378 --> 00:42:23,379
- Ah, ha, ha!
844
00:42:24,447 --> 00:42:27,049
(light music)
845
00:42:33,122 --> 00:42:34,290
- Hello, Lily!
846
00:42:35,358 --> 00:42:36,392
That's too boring.
847
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,162
Good evening, my dear Lily.
848
00:42:40,196 --> 00:42:41,097
That's too uptight.
849
00:42:42,398 --> 00:42:44,066
Yo, what's up?
850
00:42:44,100 --> 00:42:45,501
Nah, that's too glib.
851
00:42:45,534 --> 00:42:46,969
It doesn't seem glib.
852
00:42:47,002 --> 00:42:48,371
There's no good.
853
00:42:48,404 --> 00:42:50,406
Hey, baby doll. What's shaking?
854
00:42:52,174 --> 00:42:54,977
Let's blow this pop stand
and get our groove on.
855
00:42:56,245 --> 00:42:57,446
Hermie's got the moves.
856
00:42:58,981 --> 00:43:01,217
Back it up, back it up.
857
00:43:01,250 --> 00:43:03,052
Hermie's backing it up.
858
00:43:03,085 --> 00:43:04,487
- Hey, numbskull!
859
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,489
(record scratching)
860
00:43:06,522 --> 00:43:08,190
- What?
861
00:43:08,224 --> 00:43:10,926
- I said, hey numbskull!
862
00:43:12,161 --> 00:43:14,130
- Excuse me sir,
can you speak up?
863
00:43:15,398 --> 00:43:19,702
- I assume you are the
Herman Munster character
864
00:43:19,735 --> 00:43:22,705
I've been hearing so
much about lately?
865
00:43:22,738 --> 00:43:25,141
- Yeah, I think
I'm the only one!
866
00:43:25,174 --> 00:43:26,942
When they made me
they broke the mold!
867
00:43:28,177 --> 00:43:29,478
- With you in it, I presume.
868
00:43:32,415 --> 00:43:34,016
- No!
869
00:43:34,049 --> 00:43:35,951
I think I was out by that point!
870
00:43:35,985 --> 00:43:38,354
- Wait there, I'm gonna come
right...
871
00:43:39,321 --> 00:43:40,189
Down.
872
00:43:41,290 --> 00:43:43,025
Are you gonna come inside
873
00:43:43,058 --> 00:43:44,960
or do you wanna stand out here
874
00:43:44,994 --> 00:43:47,396
swiveling your hips like
a rabid baboon in heat
875
00:43:47,430 --> 00:43:49,231
for the whole
neighborhood to see?
876
00:43:50,332 --> 00:43:51,300
- I'll come in!
877
00:43:53,769 --> 00:43:55,471
- Why are you shouting?
878
00:43:55,504 --> 00:43:57,206
- I thought you liked it!
879
00:43:57,239 --> 00:43:58,941
- Why don't you come inside?
880
00:44:05,548 --> 00:44:07,016
After you.
881
00:44:07,049 --> 00:44:08,184
- Thank you!
882
00:44:08,217 --> 00:44:09,151
I mean, thank you.
883
00:44:14,590 --> 00:44:15,558
This is for you.
884
00:44:15,591 --> 00:44:16,592
- Oh yeah, what is it?
885
00:44:16,625 --> 00:44:18,761
- It's a bottle of O negative.
886
00:44:18,794 --> 00:44:20,496
The blood lady said it
was a very good year.
887
00:44:20,529 --> 00:44:23,032
- Well, you're very kind.
888
00:44:23,065 --> 00:44:23,599
- Thank you.
889
00:44:23,632 --> 00:44:25,534
- The kind I don't need.
890
00:44:27,503 --> 00:44:30,272
(ethereal music)
891
00:44:38,614 --> 00:44:41,517
- Hermie, thank you
so much for coming.
892
00:44:41,550 --> 00:44:43,619
I hope you like curried
scorpion casserole.
893
00:44:43,652 --> 00:44:46,155
I made it especially
for tonight.
894
00:44:46,188 --> 00:44:48,557
- If you made it, I
know I'm gonna love it.
895
00:44:50,092 --> 00:44:51,260
As a matter of fact,
896
00:44:51,293 --> 00:44:52,361
I saved a special spot
for it right here.
897
00:44:54,263 --> 00:44:55,130
I mean right here.
898
00:44:55,164 --> 00:44:55,998
- Oh, you.
899
00:44:56,632 --> 00:44:58,000
- Oh, these are for you.
900
00:44:59,134 --> 00:45:00,636
- Thank you so much.
901
00:45:00,669 --> 00:45:02,605
Lilies are my favorite.
902
00:45:02,638 --> 00:45:05,241
- He gives her lilies
because her name is Lily.
903
00:45:05,274 --> 00:45:08,244
We're dealing with some
serious brain power here.
904
00:45:08,277 --> 00:45:10,646
- Father, that's quite enough.
905
00:45:10,679 --> 00:45:11,514
Come on, Hermie.
906
00:45:11,547 --> 00:45:12,381
I'll show you around.
907
00:45:12,414 --> 00:45:13,349
- Yes, Lily.
908
00:45:17,086 --> 00:45:19,154
- I beg her to make
curried scorpion casserole
909
00:45:19,188 --> 00:45:20,523
and I get nothing.
910
00:45:20,556 --> 00:45:22,625
All of a sudden Mr.
Herman Munster comes over
911
00:45:22,658 --> 00:45:25,027
and it's raining curried
scorpion casserole.
912
00:45:27,563 --> 00:45:30,132
- Oh, bebop, baloo-bop!
913
00:45:30,165 --> 00:45:32,167
How low can you go?
914
00:45:32,201 --> 00:45:33,435
(laughing)
915
00:45:33,469 --> 00:45:35,638
I mean, the songs
just come to me.
916
00:45:35,671 --> 00:45:37,406
I got a million of 'em.
917
00:45:37,439 --> 00:45:38,440
I mean, I don't even know
where they come from exactly,
918
00:45:38,474 --> 00:45:41,610
but I get a lot of hot
tracks up in this noggin.
919
00:45:41,644 --> 00:45:43,412
(chuckling)
920
00:45:43,445 --> 00:45:45,581
(slurping)
921
00:45:47,349 --> 00:45:48,584
- Ah.
922
00:45:48,617 --> 00:45:50,119
- You know, father,
Herman isn't just
923
00:45:50,152 --> 00:45:51,153
another pretty face.
924
00:45:51,186 --> 00:45:54,123
He's also very, very funny.
925
00:45:54,156 --> 00:45:55,157
- Stop.
926
00:45:55,190 --> 00:45:57,493
- Oh yeah, that's right.
927
00:45:57,526 --> 00:46:01,096
Flat top here fancies
himself a comedian.
928
00:46:01,130 --> 00:46:04,433
All right, dazzle me with
your side splitting wit.
929
00:46:04,466 --> 00:46:05,301
- Okay.
930
00:46:06,569 --> 00:46:08,537
Here's one I know
you're gonna love.
931
00:46:11,206 --> 00:46:14,476
How do you keep a grouchy, old,
932
00:46:14,510 --> 00:46:17,646
broken down,
vampire in suspense?
933
00:46:19,348 --> 00:46:21,617
(light music)
934
00:46:28,490 --> 00:46:29,625
- I don't know.
935
00:46:29,658 --> 00:46:31,895
How do you keep a grouchy, old,
936
00:46:31,928 --> 00:46:34,229
broken down vampire in suspense?
937
00:46:37,499 --> 00:46:38,500
- I'll tell ya later.
938
00:46:42,271 --> 00:46:44,473
Ha, ha, ha!
939
00:46:44,506 --> 00:46:46,141
Ah, ha, ha!
940
00:46:49,511 --> 00:46:50,379
- Oh, you.
941
00:46:52,615 --> 00:46:54,450
(wheezing)
942
00:46:54,483 --> 00:46:56,251
- Okay, what exactly are
your intentions here?
943
00:46:56,285 --> 00:46:58,220
Because, as you can
see, I've been around
944
00:46:58,253 --> 00:47:00,222
the cemetery a few times myself,
945
00:47:00,255 --> 00:47:02,224
and you are not
going to bamboozle me
946
00:47:02,257 --> 00:47:04,126
with your fancy
showbiz fast talk.
947
00:47:05,294 --> 00:47:07,696
(creaking chair)
948
00:47:09,264 --> 00:47:11,333
(sighing)
949
00:47:12,601 --> 00:47:15,437
- I assure you, my good man.
950
00:47:17,206 --> 00:47:20,509
My intentions are
nothing but honorable.
951
00:47:21,644 --> 00:47:22,678
Deep inside
952
00:47:24,313 --> 00:47:26,548
beats the heart of a
simple country boy.
953
00:47:27,616 --> 00:47:28,584
- Oh.
954
00:47:28,617 --> 00:47:31,286
- In fact, most of my parts
955
00:47:32,421 --> 00:47:33,555
come straight from the dirt.
956
00:47:34,723 --> 00:47:36,392
- Oh!
957
00:47:36,425 --> 00:47:38,293
Did you hear that?
958
00:47:38,327 --> 00:47:40,964
You can't get more
grounded than that.
959
00:47:40,997 --> 00:47:44,199
A simple country boy
straight from the dirt.
960
00:47:45,367 --> 00:47:46,301
- Preach it, sister.
961
00:47:49,605 --> 00:47:52,307
- This is a bunch
of cornball hooey.
962
00:47:52,341 --> 00:47:55,277
Listen, Herman, you may
have hoodwinked Lily
963
00:47:55,310 --> 00:47:56,980
with your folksy gibberish,
964
00:47:57,013 --> 00:47:58,714
but it ain't working on me.
965
00:47:59,715 --> 00:48:01,818
- Okay, we're done here.
966
00:48:01,851 --> 00:48:04,319
Enjoy your scorpion, father.
967
00:48:04,353 --> 00:48:05,254
Come on, Hermie.
968
00:48:05,287 --> 00:48:06,555
Let's go for a walk.
969
00:48:06,588 --> 00:48:09,425
- Uh, well, it was
so nice to meet you
970
00:48:09,458 --> 00:48:10,827
and I hope to see
you again soon.
971
00:48:10,860 --> 00:48:12,428
- Over my dead body.
972
00:48:14,030 --> 00:48:15,297
- That would be delightful.
973
00:48:15,330 --> 00:48:16,432
- Oh, ignore him.
974
00:48:16,465 --> 00:48:17,566
Come on, Hermie.
975
00:48:17,599 --> 00:48:19,401
Come on, let's go.
976
00:48:19,435 --> 00:48:21,236
- Okay, Lily.
977
00:48:21,270 --> 00:48:23,338
(laughing)
978
00:48:24,606 --> 00:48:27,309
- Hey by the way, your
scorpion is undercooked!
979
00:48:32,514 --> 00:48:34,283
Igor.
980
00:48:34,316 --> 00:48:35,684
- Sir?
981
00:48:35,718 --> 00:48:38,320
- We have to do something
about this situation.
982
00:48:40,656 --> 00:48:43,258
(light music)
983
00:48:49,631 --> 00:48:51,266
- What's that?
984
00:48:51,300 --> 00:48:52,768
- Oh, that's one
of my gravestones.
985
00:48:52,801 --> 00:48:53,635
- Wow!
986
00:48:55,504 --> 00:48:56,538
- I hope you don't
take the things
987
00:48:56,572 --> 00:48:58,440
my father says to heart.
988
00:48:58,474 --> 00:48:59,708
He's a bit old fashioned and has
989
00:48:59,742 --> 00:49:02,311
a tendency to go
straight for the jugular.
990
00:49:02,344 --> 00:49:04,279
- Let's hope it doesn't
come to that, heh, heh.
991
00:49:04,313 --> 00:49:06,482
- Oh, I didn't
mean it literally.
992
00:49:06,515 --> 00:49:08,751
Although to be safe,
wear high collared shirts
993
00:49:08,784 --> 00:49:10,486
while you are getting
to know each other.
994
00:49:10,519 --> 00:49:11,720
- Oh.
995
00:49:11,754 --> 00:49:13,522
Lily it shall be
my mission in life
996
00:49:13,555 --> 00:49:15,657
to get that man to like me.
997
00:49:15,691 --> 00:49:18,293
And when Herman Munster
puts his head to something,
998
00:49:18,327 --> 00:49:20,696
Herman Munster puts
his head to it.
999
00:49:20,729 --> 00:49:22,765
Unless of course it falls off.
1000
00:49:22,798 --> 00:49:23,665
(wheezing)
1001
00:49:23,699 --> 00:49:25,801
- Can I confess something?
- Please do.
1002
00:49:25,835 --> 00:49:27,369
- I knew the moment
I laid eyes on you
1003
00:49:27,402 --> 00:49:28,537
that you were special.
1004
00:49:29,806 --> 00:49:32,307
I understand if you
don't feel the same.
1005
00:49:32,341 --> 00:49:35,711
I'm just a regular gal
living a boring, normal life.
1006
00:49:35,744 --> 00:49:36,913
- No, when I first saw you
1007
00:49:36,946 --> 00:49:38,680
my heart leapt from my chest.
1008
00:49:40,382 --> 00:49:42,451
If there's one thing I know
1009
00:49:42,484 --> 00:49:45,487
is that the rest of
the world melted away
1010
00:49:45,521 --> 00:49:47,489
as soon as you
appeared in my life.
1011
00:49:47,523 --> 00:49:49,358
- Oh, Hermie.
1012
00:49:49,391 --> 00:49:49,859
Mm.
1013
00:49:52,494 --> 00:49:54,396
- After you, my dear.
1014
00:49:54,429 --> 00:49:56,398
- Oh.
1015
00:50:01,403 --> 00:50:04,673
(upbeat harpsichord music)
1016
00:50:07,442 --> 00:50:10,746
♪ They say we're young
and we don't know ♪
1017
00:50:10,779 --> 00:50:15,617
♪ We won't find
out until we grow ♪
1018
00:50:16,953 --> 00:50:20,489
♪ Well I don't know
if all that's true ♪
1019
00:50:20,522 --> 00:50:22,125
♪ 'Cause you got me ♪
1020
00:50:22,158 --> 00:50:26,896
♪ And baby, I got you ♪
1021
00:50:27,629 --> 00:50:29,833
♪ Babe ♪
1022
00:50:29,866 --> 00:50:33,435
♪ I got you, babe ♪
1023
00:50:33,468 --> 00:50:36,840
♪ I got you, babe ♪
1024
00:50:36,873 --> 00:50:40,509
♪ They say our love
won't pay the rent ♪
1025
00:50:40,542 --> 00:50:45,380
♪ Before it's earned, our
money's all been spent ♪
1026
00:50:46,748 --> 00:50:50,419
♪ I guess that's so,
we don't have a plot ♪
1027
00:50:50,452 --> 00:50:54,824
♪ But at least I'm sure of
all the things we've got ♪
1028
00:50:55,657 --> 00:50:56,860
(chuckling)
1029
00:50:56,893 --> 00:50:59,628
♪ Babe ♪
1030
00:50:59,661 --> 00:51:02,731
♪ I got you, babe ♪
1031
00:51:02,764 --> 00:51:04,934
♪ I got you, babe ♪
1032
00:51:04,968 --> 00:51:06,635
- Uncle Gilbert!
1033
00:51:06,668 --> 00:51:08,737
♪ I got flowers ♪
1034
00:51:08,770 --> 00:51:09,973
What a surprise.
1035
00:51:10,006 --> 00:51:12,175
Oh, it's so good to see you.
1036
00:51:12,208 --> 00:51:13,675
- Nice to meet you, young man.
1037
00:51:13,709 --> 00:51:14,743
- It's an honor.
1038
00:51:14,776 --> 00:51:15,677
- That's quite a grip.
1039
00:51:15,711 --> 00:51:19,448
♪ To wear my ring ♪
1040
00:51:19,481 --> 00:51:22,651
♪ And when I'm sad ♪
1041
00:51:22,684 --> 00:51:25,487
♪ You're a clown ♪
1042
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:28,557
♪ And if I get scared ♪
1043
00:51:28,590 --> 00:51:33,528
♪ You're always around ♪
1044
00:51:33,562 --> 00:51:36,565
♪ Don't let them say
your hair's too long ♪
1045
00:51:36,598 --> 00:51:41,403
♪ Because I don't care,
with you I can't go wrong ♪
1046
00:51:42,671 --> 00:51:45,975
♪ Then put your
little hand in mine ♪
1047
00:51:46,009 --> 00:51:50,813
♪ There ain't no hill or
mountain we can't climb ♪
1048
00:51:52,815 --> 00:51:55,617
♪ Babe ♪
1049
00:51:55,651 --> 00:51:58,821
♪ I got you, babe ♪
1050
00:51:58,855 --> 00:52:02,992
♪ I got you, babe ♪
1051
00:52:04,593 --> 00:52:06,996
(crowd cheering)
1052
00:52:08,097 --> 00:52:10,732
(crows cawing)
1053
00:52:12,534 --> 00:52:14,003
- Oh look, there's one.
1054
00:52:20,575 --> 00:52:23,012
- Oh Hermie, it's
so romantic here
1055
00:52:23,046 --> 00:52:25,747
with the soft, gentle
screech of the vultures
1056
00:52:25,781 --> 00:52:27,817
circling overhead.
1057
00:52:27,850 --> 00:52:29,018
- It sure is, dear.
1058
00:52:29,052 --> 00:52:30,853
Unfortunately the
clouds are clearing up
1059
00:52:30,887 --> 00:52:32,822
and the sun's coming out.
1060
00:52:32,855 --> 00:52:34,556
- Oh.
1061
00:52:34,589 --> 00:52:36,625
Pussy cat, this
last week has been
1062
00:52:36,658 --> 00:52:39,461
the most wonderful time
of all of my lives.
1063
00:52:43,866 --> 00:52:46,102
- Lily, I've been meaning
to ask you something.
1064
00:52:46,135 --> 00:52:47,804
- Oh yes, pookie bear?
1065
00:52:51,874 --> 00:52:53,876
- Okay, keep it
together big guy.
1066
00:52:53,910 --> 00:52:55,711
You're Herman Munster.
1067
00:52:55,744 --> 00:52:57,080
You got this, you practiced it.
1068
00:52:57,113 --> 00:52:57,947
Let's do it.
1069
00:53:00,883 --> 00:53:02,852
Lily, I...
1070
00:53:02,885 --> 00:53:03,752
- What is it?
1071
00:53:03,785 --> 00:53:04,619
Is something wrong?
1072
00:53:06,055 --> 00:53:09,859
- Will you, ma, ma, ma...
1073
00:53:09,892 --> 00:53:11,727
Marry me?
1074
00:53:12,929 --> 00:53:14,964
- Oh, Hermie!
1075
00:53:14,998 --> 00:53:19,035
You've made me the happiest
ghoul in the world.
1076
00:53:21,838 --> 00:53:24,773
- Everything you ever wanted
to know about magic spells
1077
00:53:24,807 --> 00:53:26,876
but were afraid to ask.
1078
00:53:26,909 --> 00:53:30,046
Igor, there's gotta be a
husband spell in here somewhere.
1079
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:32,647
- Are you sure about this?
1080
00:53:32,681 --> 00:53:35,885
It seems that Miss
Lily is truly in love.
1081
00:53:35,918 --> 00:53:37,887
- Oh come on, you
know and I know
1082
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:40,622
that we gotta get rid of
that bozo Herman Munster.
1083
00:53:40,655 --> 00:53:41,757
He's got no class.
1084
00:53:41,790 --> 00:53:43,026
- Class?
1085
00:53:43,059 --> 00:53:44,827
- Yeah, class.
1086
00:53:44,861 --> 00:53:46,829
He's a stitch job from the
wrong side of the cemetery.
1087
00:53:46,863 --> 00:53:48,831
He's not the type
of person I want
1088
00:53:48,865 --> 00:53:50,665
my Lily hooking up with.
1089
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:53,036
Hamster.
1090
00:53:53,069 --> 00:53:54,770
Oh, hippopotamus.
1091
00:53:55,872 --> 00:53:58,640
Let's see, husband!
1092
00:53:58,673 --> 00:54:00,675
There's a husband spell.
1093
00:54:00,709 --> 00:54:03,645
- I really think you
should reconsider.
1094
00:54:03,678 --> 00:54:05,848
- Who's side are you on, anyway?
1095
00:54:05,882 --> 00:54:06,949
- Mine's the best one.
1096
00:54:06,983 --> 00:54:08,650
It's the most gruesome.
1097
00:54:08,683 --> 00:54:10,719
- It is not, mine is uglier.
1098
00:54:10,752 --> 00:54:11,821
- Oh yeah?
1099
00:54:11,854 --> 00:54:13,923
I've got the ugliest face.
1100
00:54:13,956 --> 00:54:16,625
- Freddy, we're talking
about the sweatshirts.
1101
00:54:16,658 --> 00:54:17,793
(giggling)
1102
00:54:17,827 --> 00:54:19,062
- Sorry things didn't
work out for you
1103
00:54:19,095 --> 00:54:20,796
so great at the leper colony.
1104
00:54:22,697 --> 00:54:24,666
- I don't want to talk about it.
1105
00:54:25,801 --> 00:54:26,735
- Well, at least you came home
1106
00:54:26,768 --> 00:54:28,137
with that cool new T-shirt.
1107
00:54:28,171 --> 00:54:30,572
- They gave it to me when
they lost my luggage.
1108
00:54:33,976 --> 00:54:35,078
(creaking door)
1109
00:54:35,111 --> 00:54:36,946
- Hey, hey, you're back!
1110
00:54:38,214 --> 00:54:40,850
- It's not a crime to go
on holiday, now is it?
1111
00:54:41,951 --> 00:54:43,685
- Uh, well, you look good.
1112
00:54:43,718 --> 00:54:44,719
You look good.
1113
00:54:45,787 --> 00:54:46,721
Is something different?
1114
00:54:49,791 --> 00:54:50,893
New hairdo?
1115
00:54:50,927 --> 00:54:52,962
- Yeah, new hairdo.
1116
00:54:53,996 --> 00:54:54,796
- Spray tan?
1117
00:54:56,933 --> 00:54:59,168
- So, how'd it go?
1118
00:55:00,236 --> 00:55:02,004
I'm assuming she said yes?
1119
00:55:04,739 --> 00:55:06,242
- Oh God.
1120
00:55:06,275 --> 00:55:07,709
- Oh, I knew it!
1121
00:55:07,742 --> 00:55:09,145
I knew she was a phony.
1122
00:55:09,178 --> 00:55:11,114
Vampire chicks are all the same!
1123
00:55:11,147 --> 00:55:13,816
One bite and it's
so long, sucker!
1124
00:55:13,850 --> 00:55:14,984
- There's always somebody
1125
00:55:15,017 --> 00:55:16,886
that spoils everything
by chickening out.
1126
00:55:16,919 --> 00:55:17,887
- She said yes.
1127
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:19,989
- That no good, fang banger!
1128
00:55:20,022 --> 00:55:20,990
Wait, wait, what?
1129
00:55:21,023 --> 00:55:22,258
- She said yes!
1130
00:55:22,291 --> 00:55:23,926
- [Together] She said yes!
1131
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:25,194
- She said yes!
1132
00:55:25,228 --> 00:55:26,195
She said yes!
1133
00:55:29,966 --> 00:55:32,001
- Let's begin.
1134
00:55:32,034 --> 00:55:36,839
Alrighty, we'll start with
the chest hair of Tarzan.
1135
00:55:37,772 --> 00:55:39,208
For that swinging vibe.
1136
00:55:39,242 --> 00:55:40,810
There you go.
1137
00:55:40,843 --> 00:55:42,044
(giggling)
1138
00:55:42,078 --> 00:55:42,979
Oh, and of course
she'll want him
1139
00:55:43,012 --> 00:55:45,114
to have some special moves
1140
00:55:45,148 --> 00:55:47,216
so how about a pair
of dancing shoes.
1141
00:55:47,250 --> 00:55:50,887
One from Fred Astaire
and one from Gene Kelly.
1142
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:52,188
(giggling)
1143
00:55:52,221 --> 00:55:54,789
And to top it all off
with a little swagger.
1144
00:55:56,225 --> 00:55:59,694
A cowboy hat of the one
and only John Wayne.
1145
00:55:59,728 --> 00:56:00,729
(horse whinnying)
1146
00:56:00,762 --> 00:56:02,899
Well how about that, the
Duke did wear a toupee.
1147
00:56:02,932 --> 00:56:04,200
(giggling)
1148
00:56:04,233 --> 00:56:06,768
And now some wizarding words.
1149
00:56:06,801 --> 00:56:10,705
Herman Munster dumb-dumb
will be no more.
1150
00:56:10,739 --> 00:56:13,176
When you bring the
perfect marrying man
1151
00:56:13,209 --> 00:56:15,912
to my sweet Lily's door!
1152
00:56:15,945 --> 00:56:18,047
(cackling)
1153
00:56:22,885 --> 00:56:23,752
What?
1154
00:56:23,785 --> 00:56:25,021
What?
1155
00:56:25,054 --> 00:56:26,889
Ugh, I always forget
one ingredient.
1156
00:56:26,923 --> 00:56:29,258
One simple ingredient.
1157
00:56:29,292 --> 00:56:32,929
Here we go, perfect
husband coming up.
1158
00:56:32,962 --> 00:56:35,932
(cackling)
1159
00:56:35,965 --> 00:56:36,832
Ah! Ah!
1160
00:56:37,867 --> 00:56:38,367
What? What?
1161
00:56:40,169 --> 00:56:43,005
Okay, alrighty, what went wrong?
1162
00:56:43,039 --> 00:56:44,207
(monkey screeching)
1163
00:56:44,240 --> 00:56:45,074
Hold on.
1164
00:56:47,843 --> 00:56:51,047
Ah! This isn't the
hair of Tarzan.
1165
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:52,248
It's the hair of Cheetah!
1166
00:56:53,782 --> 00:56:55,818
Okay, time to shuffle
off to Buffalo.
1167
00:56:55,851 --> 00:56:58,020
Keep going, all right.
1168
00:56:58,054 --> 00:56:59,721
Ah, you win some, you lose some.
1169
00:57:00,856 --> 00:57:03,125
(wolf howling)
1170
00:57:08,264 --> 00:57:09,899
(humming)
1171
00:57:09,932 --> 00:57:11,733
Lily, is that you?
1172
00:57:12,301 --> 00:57:13,302
Ha!
1173
00:57:13,336 --> 00:57:15,004
Wow, hey.
1174
00:57:15,037 --> 00:57:16,172
You're in a good mood.
1175
00:57:16,205 --> 00:57:18,074
Everybody's in a
dancing mood tonight.
1176
00:57:18,107 --> 00:57:19,909
Is that a victory dance
1177
00:57:19,942 --> 00:57:22,378
because you finally got rid
of that bum Herman Munster?
1178
00:57:22,411 --> 00:57:23,946
♪ La, da, dee ♪
1179
00:57:23,980 --> 00:57:25,114
♪ La, da, da ♪
1180
00:57:25,147 --> 00:57:26,148
♪ La, da, dee ♪
1181
00:57:26,182 --> 00:57:27,782
- Wait a minute, what
exactly is going on here?
1182
00:57:27,817 --> 00:57:28,684
Are you drunk?
1183
00:57:28,718 --> 00:57:30,253
Did that good for
nothing give you wine?
1184
00:57:30,286 --> 00:57:31,554
- No, silly.
1185
00:57:31,587 --> 00:57:33,889
You know I never drink wine.
1186
00:57:33,923 --> 00:57:34,557
It's this.
1187
00:57:35,992 --> 00:57:37,326
- Is that what I think it is?
1188
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:38,361
- Yes, it is.
1189
00:57:40,162 --> 00:57:41,264
- Oh, brother.
1190
00:57:41,297 --> 00:57:42,131
♪ La, da, dee ♪
1191
00:57:42,164 --> 00:57:43,132
♪ Da, da, da ♪
1192
00:57:43,165 --> 00:57:44,166
♪ La, da, dee ♪
1193
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:45,268
♪ Da, da, da ♪
1194
00:57:45,301 --> 00:57:46,135
♪ La, da, dee ♪
1195
00:57:46,168 --> 00:57:49,905
♪ Da, da, da ♪
1196
00:57:49,939 --> 00:57:52,308
(ominous music)
1197
00:58:12,194 --> 00:58:14,830
(crows cawing)
1198
00:58:17,166 --> 00:58:19,201
(howling)
1199
00:58:20,303 --> 00:58:22,171
- Herman Munster!
1200
00:58:22,204 --> 00:58:23,406
How's it going, man?
1201
00:58:23,439 --> 00:58:25,975
- Man, it's going great.
1202
00:58:26,008 --> 00:58:27,310
And you are?
1203
00:58:27,343 --> 00:58:28,311
- I'm Lester, baby.
1204
00:58:28,344 --> 00:58:30,246
- Ah, Lester Baby.
1205
00:58:30,279 --> 00:58:31,847
- Your future brother-in-law.
1206
00:58:31,881 --> 00:58:33,316
- Oh!
1207
00:58:33,349 --> 00:58:35,384
- I'm the one who pointed
Lily directly to your door.
1208
00:58:35,418 --> 00:58:39,388
If not for me, who knows
if love would have bloomed.
1209
00:58:41,023 --> 00:58:42,792
- Oh, ho, ho, it is
so great to meet you.
1210
00:58:44,093 --> 00:58:45,261
- So listen, Herman,
now that you and I
1211
00:58:45,294 --> 00:58:47,063
are practically blood related
1212
00:58:47,096 --> 00:58:48,364
I think it's only
right that I tell ya
1213
00:58:48,397 --> 00:58:51,334
about this sweetheart
real estate deal.
1214
00:58:51,367 --> 00:58:53,135
- That sounds boss, man.
1215
00:58:54,670 --> 00:58:57,873
But, I think it's
best if Lily handles
1216
00:58:57,907 --> 00:59:00,042
the finances because I don't
have a head for numbers.
1217
00:59:00,076 --> 00:59:00,976
- Come on, Herman.
1218
00:59:01,010 --> 00:59:02,144
Get with it.
1219
00:59:02,178 --> 00:59:03,479
You gotta get
ahead of the curve.
1220
00:59:03,512 --> 00:59:05,314
If you wanna swerve.
1221
00:59:05,348 --> 00:59:06,882
- Oh, ho, yeah!
1222
00:59:08,984 --> 00:59:10,152
What do you mean?
1223
00:59:10,186 --> 00:59:11,887
- Now that you and
my lovely sister
1224
00:59:11,921 --> 00:59:14,957
are tying the knot, what's
hers is yours, right?
1225
00:59:16,058 --> 00:59:17,226
- Well, you do have a point.
1226
00:59:18,394 --> 00:59:20,996
(crows cawing)
1227
00:59:22,264 --> 00:59:24,400
- I assume you are the
man of the house, right?
1228
00:59:24,433 --> 00:59:26,235
- Yeah, well, I guess I am.
1229
00:59:26,268 --> 00:59:27,269
- You guess!
1230
00:59:27,303 --> 00:59:28,404
Come on, brother man.
1231
00:59:28,437 --> 00:59:30,673
Stick that chest straight out.
1232
00:59:30,706 --> 00:59:32,508
- I am the man of the house.
1233
00:59:32,541 --> 00:59:33,676
- That's the spirit.
1234
00:59:33,709 --> 00:59:35,411
Just sign on the dotted line
1235
00:59:35,444 --> 00:59:37,213
and you and your lovely bride
1236
00:59:37,246 --> 00:59:39,482
will be residing on easy street.
1237
00:59:39,515 --> 00:59:41,016
- Oh, goodie!
1238
00:59:42,451 --> 00:59:45,988
Lester Baby, you are
the man with the plan.
1239
00:59:48,524 --> 00:59:51,227
(ominous music)
1240
01:00:14,517 --> 01:00:15,351
Oh.
1241
01:00:20,423 --> 01:00:23,225
(screeching bats)
1242
01:00:26,295 --> 01:00:27,129
Oh!
1243
01:00:29,532 --> 01:00:32,268
(ethereal music)
1244
01:00:46,515 --> 01:00:48,451
- Please proceed with the vows.
1245
01:00:48,484 --> 01:00:49,952
- Dearest Lily.
1246
01:00:50,786 --> 01:00:53,355
You're the hemlock in my veins,
1247
01:00:53,389 --> 01:00:55,157
the cobweb in my brains.
1248
01:00:56,258 --> 01:00:58,060
I wanna boogie, oogie, oogie
1249
01:00:58,093 --> 01:00:59,495
'til we just can't
boogie no more.
1250
01:01:01,397 --> 01:01:04,233
- My sweet pussycat.
1251
01:01:04,266 --> 01:01:05,100
Rawr.
1252
01:01:06,535 --> 01:01:11,073
I knew from the moment
I saw your flat head
1253
01:01:11,106 --> 01:01:13,609
and that cute little scar,
1254
01:01:13,642 --> 01:01:17,046
that I wanted to
spend every moment
1255
01:01:17,079 --> 01:01:19,081
tightening those neck bolts.
1256
01:01:20,516 --> 01:01:22,284
All I ask is that we spend
1257
01:01:22,318 --> 01:01:26,355
the rest of my lives growing
disgracefully old together.
1258
01:01:29,425 --> 01:01:30,593
- And now the rings.
1259
01:01:30,626 --> 01:01:33,028
- Oh yeah.
1260
01:01:34,396 --> 01:01:36,098
Oh, uh, hey.
1261
01:01:36,131 --> 01:01:39,235
(blowing harmonica)
1262
01:01:39,268 --> 01:01:40,469
Yo-yo. Ha, ha.
1263
01:01:40,503 --> 01:01:41,337
- Yo-yo.
1264
01:01:42,638 --> 01:01:44,607
- Oh, there they are.
1265
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:46,141
(chuckling)
1266
01:01:46,175 --> 01:01:47,510
- Oh!
1267
01:01:47,543 --> 01:01:49,245
- Herman, do you
take Lily Gruesella
1268
01:01:49,278 --> 01:01:51,247
to be your lawfully wedded wife
1269
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:53,582
until a stake through
the heart do you part?
1270
01:01:53,616 --> 01:01:54,818
(sniffling)
1271
01:01:54,851 --> 01:01:55,618
- Oh.
1272
01:01:55,651 --> 01:01:58,087
- What a cream puff!
1273
01:01:58,120 --> 01:01:58,554
- I do.
1274
01:01:59,655 --> 01:02:00,456
- Oh!
1275
01:02:04,393 --> 01:02:07,096
(gasping)
1276
01:02:07,129 --> 01:02:10,633
- Lily Gruesella, do you
take Herman Dillon Munster
1277
01:02:10,666 --> 01:02:14,169
as your husband until a loss
of electricity do you part?
1278
01:02:15,170 --> 01:02:16,038
- I do!
1279
01:02:19,642 --> 01:02:21,410
- If anyone objects
to the marriage
1280
01:02:21,443 --> 01:02:24,280
of these two wretched
souls, speak now
1281
01:02:24,313 --> 01:02:26,115
or forever hold your peace.
1282
01:02:26,148 --> 01:02:27,216
- Yeah, uh--
1283
01:02:27,249 --> 01:02:29,151
(zapping)
1284
01:02:29,184 --> 01:02:32,321
I was just gonna say, good luck.
1285
01:02:32,354 --> 01:02:34,356
You're gonna need it
with that big dope.
1286
01:02:35,591 --> 01:02:37,459
(snapping)
1287
01:02:37,493 --> 01:02:39,128
- I now pronounce.
1288
01:02:39,161 --> 01:02:40,362
I now pronounce.
1289
01:02:40,396 --> 01:02:42,131
I now pronounce.
I now pronounce.
1290
01:02:42,164 --> 01:02:43,165
I now pronounce.
1291
01:02:43,198 --> 01:02:45,134
(buzzing)
1292
01:02:45,167 --> 01:02:46,068
- Whoopsie.
1293
01:02:47,369 --> 01:02:50,272
- I now pronounce you
Mr. and Mrs. Munster.
1294
01:02:51,607 --> 01:02:53,142
Oh yeah.
1295
01:02:53,175 --> 01:02:55,344
(chuckling)
1296
01:02:57,580 --> 01:02:59,281
Pardon me.
1297
01:02:59,315 --> 01:03:00,482
Could someone please call 911?
1298
01:03:03,152 --> 01:03:04,353
- Come on, Hermie.
1299
01:03:04,386 --> 01:03:06,589
Mrs. Munster wants to
start her new life.
1300
01:03:06,622 --> 01:03:08,257
- Mrs. Munster.
1301
01:03:08,290 --> 01:03:09,658
(chuckling)
1302
01:03:09,692 --> 01:03:10,526
Bye!
1303
01:03:13,930 --> 01:03:17,466
- He's your bloody
problem now, mate.
1304
01:03:17,499 --> 01:03:19,568
(laughing)
1305
01:03:29,645 --> 01:03:32,214
(whimpering)
1306
01:03:34,249 --> 01:03:36,485
(light music)
1307
01:03:53,669 --> 01:03:55,437
- Oh, there's Lester.
1308
01:03:56,973 --> 01:03:58,741
(honking)
1309
01:03:58,774 --> 01:04:01,543
(howling)
1310
01:04:01,577 --> 01:04:02,678
- Did I miss the wedding?
1311
01:04:02,711 --> 01:04:05,414
- As a matter of fact, you did.
1312
01:04:05,447 --> 01:04:09,585
- Well, then, let me
take this opportunity
1313
01:04:09,618 --> 01:04:13,589
to congratulate my baby sister
1314
01:04:13,622 --> 01:04:16,525
and um, my new partner.
1315
01:04:16,558 --> 01:04:17,793
- Scram.
1316
01:04:17,827 --> 01:04:19,461
- Let's make some
money, brother!
1317
01:04:20,562 --> 01:04:22,765
(laughing)
1318
01:04:22,798 --> 01:04:25,200
(howling)
1319
01:04:25,801 --> 01:04:27,403
(belching)
1320
01:04:27,436 --> 01:04:28,570
- That Lester, what a character.
1321
01:04:28,604 --> 01:04:29,438
Gotta love him.
1322
01:04:30,539 --> 01:04:31,740
Ha, ha.
1323
01:04:31,774 --> 01:04:33,308
- What exactly was
Lester talking about?
1324
01:04:33,342 --> 01:04:34,677
You didn't give
him money, did you?
1325
01:04:34,710 --> 01:04:36,412
- Money? No!
1326
01:04:36,445 --> 01:04:37,446
He's just tipsy.
1327
01:04:37,479 --> 01:04:39,715
You know how wolves get
after a few too many.
1328
01:04:39,748 --> 01:04:42,317
- I know, my sweet,
adorable Hermie baby
1329
01:04:42,351 --> 01:04:43,686
wouldn't be dumb
enough to get into
1330
01:04:43,719 --> 01:04:46,355
a lame brain business
scheme with Lester.
1331
01:04:46,388 --> 01:04:47,824
- Business? With Lester?
1332
01:04:47,857 --> 01:04:48,757
Don't be ridiculous.
1333
01:04:50,292 --> 01:04:51,527
Ha, ha.
1334
01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:53,295
- Good, I would hate
to think I just threw
1335
01:04:53,328 --> 01:04:55,230
my life away
marrying a blockhead.
1336
01:04:55,865 --> 01:04:57,733
(ominous music)
1337
01:04:57,766 --> 01:05:00,636
- The castle is
now official yours.
1338
01:05:03,272 --> 01:05:05,340
(howling)
1339
01:05:07,643 --> 01:05:09,611
- Ah, it appears
your brother-in-law
1340
01:05:09,645 --> 01:05:12,381
is as stupid in
the brain as you.
1341
01:05:12,414 --> 01:05:14,416
(chuckling)
1342
01:05:14,450 --> 01:05:15,417
- What about my green?
1343
01:05:20,522 --> 01:05:21,757
- That's it?
1344
01:05:21,790 --> 01:05:25,260
- That is what is left
for you after our cut.
1345
01:05:25,294 --> 01:05:29,732
- My advice to you, don't
borrow money from Zoya.
1346
01:05:29,765 --> 01:05:32,801
- Trust me, you ain't
never seeing me again.
1347
01:05:32,836 --> 01:05:35,571
- Next time we won't
be so hospitable.
1348
01:05:35,604 --> 01:05:36,739
- There won't be no next time.
1349
01:05:36,772 --> 01:05:39,341
I'm going straight to Las Vegas.
1350
01:05:39,374 --> 01:05:41,845
So I can quadruple
my pitiful stack.
1351
01:05:41,878 --> 01:05:43,445
- Ha, ha.
1352
01:05:43,479 --> 01:05:44,881
Wolf never learn.
1353
01:05:44,914 --> 01:05:46,715
- Wolf is stupid.
1354
01:05:46,749 --> 01:05:49,351
(light music)
1355
01:05:58,393 --> 01:05:59,628
- Merci!
1356
01:05:59,661 --> 01:06:01,463
French fries.
1357
01:06:01,497 --> 01:06:03,499
Oh, look up there!
1358
01:06:03,532 --> 01:06:04,868
- Tres magnifique!
1359
01:06:04,901 --> 01:06:06,769
So, romantic.
1360
01:06:06,802 --> 01:06:09,271
(laughing)
1361
01:06:10,572 --> 01:06:13,575
(whistling fireworks)
1362
01:06:14,878 --> 01:06:18,413
- I hate to say it, but
old Paris is overrated.
1363
01:06:20,817 --> 01:06:23,719
These are some of the homeliest
people I've ever seen.
1364
01:06:24,821 --> 01:06:26,588
- I noticed that too.
1365
01:06:26,622 --> 01:06:29,893
And they sure have a funny
way of reacting to foreigners.
1366
01:06:29,926 --> 01:06:31,928
Some of these customs
seem downright rude.
1367
01:06:31,961 --> 01:06:34,296
- Well, wait a second.
1368
01:06:35,899 --> 01:06:37,733
I almost forgot.
1369
01:06:37,766 --> 01:06:39,501
I think this will
solve our problem.
1370
01:06:42,138 --> 01:06:44,606
We'll have no
trouble blending in.
1371
01:06:45,942 --> 01:06:47,811
- Oh, pookie!
1372
01:06:47,844 --> 01:06:50,412
You look so
continental and suave.
1373
01:06:51,848 --> 01:06:55,551
- I hope they don't confuse
me for Maurice Chevalier.
1374
01:06:55,584 --> 01:06:57,686
(laughing)
1375
01:06:59,621 --> 01:07:02,457
(patrons chatting)
1376
01:07:20,810 --> 01:07:23,378
- Oh, what a
beautiful sculpture.
1377
01:07:23,412 --> 01:07:26,648
(light music)
1378
01:07:34,523 --> 01:07:36,860
(patrons gasping)
1379
01:07:36,893 --> 01:07:38,560
- Hey look, a mime.
1380
01:07:39,996 --> 01:07:41,763
That's the height of French
culture, very classy.
1381
01:07:41,797 --> 01:07:44,733
- Oh right about now I think
I could use some culture.
1382
01:07:50,672 --> 01:07:52,842
(screaming)
1383
01:07:56,645 --> 01:07:57,746
- Sacre bleu!
1384
01:07:57,779 --> 01:07:59,949
(screaming)
1385
01:08:16,531 --> 01:08:17,399
- I don't get it.
1386
01:08:18,667 --> 01:08:20,435
- That's the loudest
mime I've ever seen.
1387
01:08:20,469 --> 01:08:23,206
- Must be that new modern
mime I was reading about.
1388
01:08:23,239 --> 01:08:24,673
- Oh.
1389
01:08:24,706 --> 01:08:25,707
- Oh, Hermie, look.
1390
01:08:29,812 --> 01:08:31,613
Oh, he's so cute.
1391
01:08:31,647 --> 01:08:32,916
What a sweetie.
1392
01:08:32,949 --> 01:08:35,051
- Oh, what's it say?
1393
01:08:35,084 --> 01:08:37,452
- Monstre les egouts de Paris.
1394
01:08:37,486 --> 01:08:38,654
- Huh?
1395
01:08:38,687 --> 01:08:40,522
- Monster haunts
the sewers of Paris.
1396
01:08:40,555 --> 01:08:42,557
- Oh, ho, ho! Oh, goodie!
1397
01:08:42,591 --> 01:08:43,826
Let's go.
1398
01:08:43,860 --> 01:08:44,994
- What a fun town!
1399
01:08:45,962 --> 01:08:48,463
(chuckling)
1400
01:08:53,036 --> 01:08:55,637
(eerie music)
1401
01:09:10,786 --> 01:09:13,022
- This is so romantic.
1402
01:09:13,056 --> 01:09:14,958
It reminds me of the
old neighborhood.
1403
01:09:14,991 --> 01:09:17,592
- Oh, I'm surprised
it's so empty.
1404
01:09:17,626 --> 01:09:19,594
I thought it would be
crawling with tourists.
1405
01:09:21,596 --> 01:09:23,465
- Oh, well this
is why it's empty.
1406
01:09:24,566 --> 01:09:25,567
It's closed.
1407
01:09:26,302 --> 01:09:27,703
- Oh!
1408
01:09:27,736 --> 01:09:29,671
I so wanted to find
that little cutie.
1409
01:09:32,008 --> 01:09:33,042
- Stand back.
1410
01:09:37,546 --> 01:09:39,681
(spitting)
1411
01:09:41,017 --> 01:09:43,953
(cracking)
1412
01:09:43,987 --> 01:09:46,055
(grunting)
1413
01:09:51,727 --> 01:09:53,296
(clanging metal)
1414
01:09:53,329 --> 01:09:55,630
(gasping)
1415
01:09:55,865 --> 01:09:57,133
- Oh, Hermie.
1416
01:09:57,166 --> 01:09:58,667
You're so manly.
1417
01:10:00,036 --> 01:10:02,504
(giggling)
1418
01:10:03,638 --> 01:10:04,874
- After you.
1419
01:10:04,907 --> 01:10:06,943
(giggling)
1420
01:10:16,119 --> 01:10:18,754
- Oh, I think I hear something.
1421
01:10:22,758 --> 01:10:25,028
(gurgling)
1422
01:10:25,061 --> 01:10:26,095
- There it goes!
1423
01:10:26,129 --> 01:10:26,963
- Ah!
1424
01:10:31,733 --> 01:10:33,870
(chuckling)
1425
01:10:35,838 --> 01:10:38,841
(creature growling)
1426
01:10:38,875 --> 01:10:40,076
- Herman.
1427
01:10:40,109 --> 01:10:42,045
(creature growling)
1428
01:10:42,078 --> 01:10:43,578
Herman.
1429
01:10:43,612 --> 01:10:45,714
(growling)
1430
01:10:45,747 --> 01:10:48,617
(Herman chuckling)
1431
01:10:55,024 --> 01:10:56,625
Oh, he's adorable!
1432
01:10:57,393 --> 01:11:00,096
(creature growling)
1433
01:11:04,233 --> 01:11:05,567
- Boy oh boy.
1434
01:11:06,668 --> 01:11:07,669
Boy, that is nice.
1435
01:11:07,702 --> 01:11:10,705
That is very, very nice.
1436
01:11:10,739 --> 01:11:11,974
Wow.
1437
01:11:12,008 --> 01:11:15,078
Look at this neck, it's
completely natural.
1438
01:11:15,111 --> 01:11:17,612
Yeah, boy, look at that.
1439
01:11:17,646 --> 01:11:18,147
(whistling)
1440
01:11:18,181 --> 01:11:19,148
That's what I say.
1441
01:11:19,182 --> 01:11:22,085
- I'm really a leg man, myself.
1442
01:11:22,118 --> 01:11:24,653
Preferably two if possible.
1443
01:11:27,656 --> 01:11:28,623
- What's that?
1444
01:11:28,657 --> 01:11:30,625
- Special delivery, my Lord.
1445
01:11:30,659 --> 01:11:33,096
From Zoya Krupp.
1446
01:11:33,896 --> 01:11:35,832
- Zoya Krupp?
1447
01:11:35,865 --> 01:11:37,400
Why does that name
sound familiar?
1448
01:11:37,433 --> 01:11:40,103
- I believe you
were once married.
1449
01:11:40,136 --> 01:11:42,004
- You know what,
Igor, you're right.
1450
01:11:42,038 --> 01:11:42,939
I was married.
1451
01:11:42,972 --> 01:11:44,140
Let me tell ya something.
1452
01:11:44,173 --> 01:11:45,908
I really dodged a
stake with this one.
1453
01:11:45,942 --> 01:11:47,844
Yeah, she was a little wacky.
1454
01:11:47,877 --> 01:11:50,712
And she swore she would
get revenge on me.
1455
01:11:50,745 --> 01:11:53,015
But you know, they all say that.
1456
01:11:53,049 --> 01:11:56,018
(chuckling)
1457
01:11:56,052 --> 01:12:01,057
- My dear Count, as you
once broke Zoya's heart
1458
01:12:01,090 --> 01:12:04,127
I now return the favor.
1459
01:12:04,160 --> 01:12:06,229
Enjoy being a peasant.
1460
01:12:07,830 --> 01:12:09,932
(screaming)
1461
01:12:09,966 --> 01:12:11,033
- Good news?
1462
01:12:11,067 --> 01:12:12,667
- We're being evicted!
1463
01:12:12,701 --> 01:12:16,105
- How is this pa, pa, possible?
1464
01:12:16,139 --> 01:12:19,008
- Because, I have a
complete numbskull
1465
01:12:19,041 --> 01:12:20,243
for a son-in-law!
1466
01:12:22,178 --> 01:12:25,181
(speaking in French)
1467
01:12:32,188 --> 01:12:33,055
- Huh?
1468
01:12:35,191 --> 01:12:38,060
Lily!
1469
01:12:38,094 --> 01:12:39,829
Your lover boy Herman
1470
01:12:41,197 --> 01:12:42,797
is getting lonely.
1471
01:12:44,100 --> 01:12:47,003
- Almost ready, pookie bear!
1472
01:12:47,036 --> 01:12:49,738
(ominous music)
1473
01:12:59,315 --> 01:13:01,918
- How's the newest member
of our family doing?
1474
01:13:03,886 --> 01:13:06,155
- Oh, he's being just
as cute as can be.
1475
01:13:07,223 --> 01:13:08,790
What should we name him?
1476
01:13:08,824 --> 01:13:11,294
- I was thinking, Spot.
1477
01:13:11,327 --> 01:13:13,829
- You know, he
looks like a Spot.
1478
01:13:16,098 --> 01:13:18,834
(ominous music)
1479
01:13:22,805 --> 01:13:24,340
(knocking)
1480
01:13:24,373 --> 01:13:25,808
- Oh, oh, goodie.
1481
01:13:25,841 --> 01:13:27,944
That's the champagne I ordered.
1482
01:13:27,977 --> 01:13:30,947
Room service at this
hotel is terrible.
1483
01:13:30,980 --> 01:13:32,181
Every time I order something
1484
01:13:32,215 --> 01:13:33,916
they just throw it at
me from across the hall.
1485
01:13:33,950 --> 01:13:35,784
- Oh, Herman.
1486
01:13:35,818 --> 01:13:38,087
You have to remember, we're
not in Transylvania anymore.
1487
01:13:38,120 --> 01:13:40,022
They do things
differently over here.
1488
01:13:40,056 --> 01:13:41,991
- Tell me about it.
1489
01:13:42,024 --> 01:13:45,828
I can't follow the plot of
this Woody Woodpecker cartoon
1490
01:13:45,861 --> 01:13:46,295
to save my life.
1491
01:13:47,897 --> 01:13:48,998
- Oh.
1492
01:13:49,031 --> 01:13:52,001
(speaking in French)
1493
01:13:53,069 --> 01:13:55,171
(knocking)
1494
01:13:58,307 --> 01:13:59,342
- Bonjour, mademoiselle.
1495
01:14:03,179 --> 01:14:05,948
(knocking)
1496
01:14:05,982 --> 01:14:08,150
(chuckling)
1497
01:14:10,419 --> 01:14:11,821
Merci beacoup.
1498
01:14:20,096 --> 01:14:22,164
(sighing)
1499
01:14:25,101 --> 01:14:26,768
- Sweetie, I'm ready.
1500
01:14:29,438 --> 01:14:30,273
Father!
1501
01:14:32,074 --> 01:14:33,809
What's going on?
1502
01:14:33,843 --> 01:14:37,246
- This halfwit, blockhead
dummy you married
1503
01:14:37,280 --> 01:14:39,315
just signed over our castle
1504
01:14:39,348 --> 01:14:40,950
to my crazy ex, Zoya.
1505
01:14:44,320 --> 01:14:46,822
- Well Lester said, if
I didn't swerve then...
1506
01:14:46,856 --> 01:14:48,224
No, wait.
1507
01:14:48,257 --> 01:14:51,227
If I don't curve
that I don't swerve.
1508
01:14:51,260 --> 01:14:55,164
- Oh Herman, how could you
let Lester drag you into this?
1509
01:14:55,197 --> 01:14:57,433
- Yeah, now thanks
to swervy curvy here,
1510
01:14:57,466 --> 01:14:59,135
we are effectively homeless.
1511
01:15:01,437 --> 01:15:04,206
- Well, there's only
one thing left to do.
1512
01:15:04,240 --> 01:15:05,241
- What's that?
1513
01:15:07,076 --> 01:15:09,211
- I'm gonna hold my breath
until we get the castle back.
1514
01:15:10,479 --> 01:15:13,115
(grunting)
1515
01:15:13,149 --> 01:15:14,383
- What are we going to do?
1516
01:15:14,417 --> 01:15:15,951
- Oh.
1517
01:15:15,985 --> 01:15:17,286
Who's that lawyer that's
always advertising
1518
01:15:17,320 --> 01:15:19,322
in the back of the
Transylvania Gazette?
1519
01:15:19,355 --> 01:15:21,624
The one that says
he can win any case?
1520
01:15:21,657 --> 01:15:23,192
- Shady MaGoon!
1521
01:15:23,225 --> 01:15:24,860
I know him.
1522
01:15:24,894 --> 01:15:26,228
There's not an honest
bone in his body.
1523
01:15:26,262 --> 01:15:29,198
He's untrustworthy,
unethical, and immoral.
1524
01:15:29,231 --> 01:15:30,399
- Good.
1525
01:15:30,433 --> 01:15:32,101
I will give him a
call when we get back.
1526
01:15:33,436 --> 01:15:35,905
(groaning)
1527
01:15:42,511 --> 01:15:44,914
(howling)
1528
01:15:48,384 --> 01:15:49,952
♪ Who's the freak ♪
1529
01:15:49,985 --> 01:15:51,320
♪ With the claws for hands ♪
1530
01:15:51,354 --> 01:15:52,955
♪ Oh no ♪
1531
01:15:52,988 --> 01:15:55,124
♪ It's Zombo! ♪
1532
01:15:55,157 --> 01:15:59,328
♪ Who's the boss of
Creepyland, the king ♪
1533
01:15:59,362 --> 01:16:01,997
♪ It's Zombo ♪
1534
01:16:02,031 --> 01:16:04,166
(chuckling)
1535
01:16:05,701 --> 01:16:06,669
(muffled shouting)
1536
01:16:06,702 --> 01:16:09,004
- So you've looked at our case.
1537
01:16:09,038 --> 01:16:11,941
(muffled shouting)
1538
01:16:14,410 --> 01:16:15,978
Right.
1539
01:16:16,011 --> 01:16:17,079
Okay, lightning.
1540
01:16:18,280 --> 01:16:20,416
(shouting)
1541
01:16:23,018 --> 01:16:24,186
Yes, I understand, shark.
1542
01:16:26,055 --> 01:16:28,057
(muffled shouting)
1543
01:16:28,090 --> 01:16:28,991
Right.
1544
01:16:29,024 --> 01:16:29,992
Lunar eclipse.
1545
01:16:30,993 --> 01:16:33,095
(shouting)
1546
01:16:34,430 --> 01:16:36,399
Well, thank you.
1547
01:16:36,432 --> 01:16:38,134
- Hey, that sounded promising.
1548
01:16:38,167 --> 01:16:40,102
What did they say?
1549
01:16:40,136 --> 01:16:41,270
- We have a better chance
than being struck by lightning
1550
01:16:41,303 --> 01:16:44,306
while being attacked by a
shark during a lunar eclipse.
1551
01:16:44,340 --> 01:16:46,509
In other words, we have no case.
1552
01:16:46,542 --> 01:16:48,244
What are we going to do?
1553
01:16:48,277 --> 01:16:51,313
- Ha, why don't you ask
magna cum dum-dum over there
1554
01:16:51,347 --> 01:16:52,715
what we're gonna do.
1555
01:16:52,748 --> 01:16:55,384
He's the one who got
us into this mess.
1556
01:16:55,418 --> 01:16:56,986
- Friar Zombo.
1557
01:16:57,019 --> 01:17:00,423
The most handsome man in
Hollywood, California.
1558
01:17:00,456 --> 01:17:01,290
- Herman!
1559
01:17:03,092 --> 01:17:04,059
Herman Munster!
1560
01:17:05,161 --> 01:17:06,529
- Did you hear that?
1561
01:17:06,562 --> 01:17:07,730
- Hear what?
1562
01:17:07,763 --> 01:17:09,432
- Hollywood, California.
1563
01:17:09,465 --> 01:17:10,966
- So?
1564
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:12,168
- I was thinking.
1565
01:17:12,201 --> 01:17:14,437
- Please, please,
please, do us a favor.
1566
01:17:14,470 --> 01:17:16,038
No more thinking.
1567
01:17:16,071 --> 01:17:17,173
- As I was saying before I was
1568
01:17:17,206 --> 01:17:18,207
so rudely interrupted.
1569
01:17:20,276 --> 01:17:23,512
If that guy's a star,
imagine what'll happen
1570
01:17:23,546 --> 01:17:25,281
when they get a look at me.
1571
01:17:25,314 --> 01:17:26,282
I'm a 10.
1572
01:17:26,315 --> 01:17:28,451
Zombo's a seven at best.
1573
01:17:28,484 --> 01:17:31,187
- That man on the boob
tube has actual talent.
1574
01:17:31,220 --> 01:17:34,256
- Oh Herman, you
can't be serious.
1575
01:17:34,290 --> 01:17:35,491
I don't wanna leave our
beloved home country
1576
01:17:35,524 --> 01:17:37,593
and move to Tinseltown.
1577
01:17:37,626 --> 01:17:39,228
- Crumble Creature Crackers.
1578
01:17:39,261 --> 01:17:41,363
- As head of this
household, I've decided.
1579
01:17:41,397 --> 01:17:43,365
- Take it out of
the box like this.
1580
01:17:43,399 --> 01:17:46,035
- The Munsters have
out grown Transylvania!
1581
01:17:46,068 --> 01:17:49,071
- And then you destroy
it in the bowl!
1582
01:17:49,104 --> 01:17:50,573
- Hey, what about me?
1583
01:17:50,606 --> 01:17:51,540
- What about you?
1584
01:17:51,574 --> 01:17:53,409
- Lily.
1585
01:17:53,442 --> 01:17:55,478
You're not gonna let
your lame brain husband
1586
01:17:55,511 --> 01:18:00,049
abandon your poor, old,
broken down father.
1587
01:18:00,082 --> 01:18:02,117
- Oh, of course not.
1588
01:18:02,651 --> 01:18:04,186
Herman.
1589
01:18:04,220 --> 01:18:05,120
- Okay, he can come too.
1590
01:18:05,154 --> 01:18:06,388
(giggling)
1591
01:18:06,422 --> 01:18:07,490
But all your junk stays
here in Transylvania.
1592
01:18:07,523 --> 01:18:09,425
Including that freeloading Igor!
1593
01:18:11,427 --> 01:18:12,361
No offense.
1594
01:18:12,394 --> 01:18:14,096
- None taken.
1595
01:18:14,129 --> 01:18:15,097
- Oh.
1596
01:18:15,130 --> 01:18:16,265
- This is a fresh start.
1597
01:18:16,298 --> 01:18:18,100
All you get is one box.
1598
01:18:18,133 --> 01:18:20,302
- One box is all I need.
1599
01:18:22,505 --> 01:18:24,607
(laughing)
1600
01:18:33,449 --> 01:18:34,650
- Perfect.
1601
01:18:34,683 --> 01:18:36,185
Perfect.
1602
01:18:36,218 --> 01:18:37,620
Well, Igor.
1603
01:18:37,653 --> 01:18:41,257
This is gonna put a little
flutter in your wings.
1604
01:18:41,290 --> 01:18:44,260
(cackling)
1605
01:18:44,293 --> 01:18:46,061
- Are you sure about this, sir?
1606
01:18:46,095 --> 01:18:47,630
I'm getting on a bit in age
1607
01:18:47,663 --> 01:18:50,332
and I could suffer
from the side effects
1608
01:18:50,366 --> 01:18:52,535
of the transformation.
1609
01:18:52,568 --> 01:18:54,236
- Oh come on.
1610
01:18:54,270 --> 01:18:56,238
What's a couple side effects?
1611
01:18:56,272 --> 01:18:58,474
- Um, perhaps I should stay.
1612
01:18:58,507 --> 01:19:03,212
I noticed Lord Grimsby is
canvassing for a new pool boy.
1613
01:19:03,245 --> 01:19:06,682
- Trust me, Grimsby
Manor has no pool.
1614
01:19:06,715 --> 01:19:08,417
- Then why would he...
1615
01:19:08,450 --> 01:19:10,286
- Look, do you wanna go
to America with me or not?
1616
01:19:10,319 --> 01:19:11,186
- Well...
1617
01:19:13,322 --> 01:19:14,256
Yeah.
1618
01:19:14,290 --> 01:19:15,457
- He, he, bottoms up!
1619
01:19:16,692 --> 01:19:19,094
- Oh, that's what
Lord Grimsby said.
1620
01:19:19,128 --> 01:19:19,595
Ha, ha.
1621
01:19:21,130 --> 01:19:21,597
Mm.
1622
01:19:24,333 --> 01:19:26,468
(coughing)
1623
01:19:29,605 --> 01:19:32,141
(sputtering)
1624
01:19:35,277 --> 01:19:36,078
It's not working.
1625
01:19:37,313 --> 01:19:39,515
(screeching)
1626
01:19:42,351 --> 01:19:45,454
- Something homey with
an old world flare.
1627
01:19:45,487 --> 01:19:47,456
Preferably a tomb with a view.
1628
01:19:47,489 --> 01:19:48,657
That would be nice.
1629
01:19:48,691 --> 01:19:50,659
- Tell her nothing too showy.
1630
01:19:50,693 --> 01:19:53,295
We don't wanna be the
talk of the neighborhood.
1631
01:19:53,329 --> 01:19:56,198
It'll be bad enough once
they get a look at me.
1632
01:19:56,231 --> 01:19:57,366
Paparazzi will be everywhere.
1633
01:19:57,399 --> 01:19:59,301
- Oh, I agree.
1634
01:19:59,335 --> 01:20:01,270
- Yes, nothing too showy.
1635
01:20:01,303 --> 01:20:03,606
We're just your typical
family looking to blend in.
1636
01:20:03,639 --> 01:20:05,240
- Yeah, yeah.
1637
01:20:05,274 --> 01:20:08,310
- I believe I have just
what you're looking for.
1638
01:20:08,344 --> 01:20:10,412
It's a beautiful property
1639
01:20:10,446 --> 01:20:12,715
on a very quiet street.
1640
01:20:12,748 --> 01:20:14,617
- Oh, I do love quiet.
1641
01:20:14,650 --> 01:20:17,186
I just can't take a
noisy tomb anymore.
1642
01:20:19,254 --> 01:20:21,223
- The market in that
area is booming,
1643
01:20:21,256 --> 01:20:25,194
but if we move quick, we can
snatch up that last unit.
1644
01:20:25,227 --> 01:20:27,630
- If it's booming why is
there still a house available?
1645
01:20:27,663 --> 01:20:31,200
- Well, there is a
situation on the street
1646
01:20:31,233 --> 01:20:32,668
that needs to be relocated.
1647
01:20:32,701 --> 01:20:35,504
But once it goes, so
will the last house.
1648
01:20:35,537 --> 01:20:36,605
- We'll be arriving tomorrow
1649
01:20:36,639 --> 01:20:39,308
on Air Transylvania flight 666.
1650
01:20:39,341 --> 01:20:41,644
- Oh, Mrs. Munster,
I must warn you
1651
01:20:41,677 --> 01:20:43,379
I'm going to be heading straight
1652
01:20:43,412 --> 01:20:45,949
to a Halloween party after
we visit the property.
1653
01:20:45,982 --> 01:20:49,218
So, don't be shocked
by my appearance.
1654
01:20:49,251 --> 01:20:51,387
- Um, okay.
1655
01:20:51,420 --> 01:20:53,489
Well, we'll see you tomorrow.
1656
01:20:53,522 --> 01:20:54,390
Goodbye.
1657
01:20:54,423 --> 01:20:55,658
- Bye-bye.
1658
01:20:55,691 --> 01:20:56,592
- Hm.
1659
01:20:56,625 --> 01:20:58,260
That was strange.
1660
01:20:58,293 --> 01:20:59,294
- What was strange?
1661
01:20:59,328 --> 01:21:00,596
- For some reason the poor woman
1662
01:21:00,629 --> 01:21:03,332
was afraid we'd be
shocked by her appearance.
1663
01:21:03,365 --> 01:21:06,802
- Women, they're always so
concerned about their looks.
1664
01:21:06,836 --> 01:21:09,304
- Not everyone can be as
beautiful as you, my dear.
1665
01:21:09,338 --> 01:21:10,506
- No, I guess not.
1666
01:21:12,708 --> 01:21:14,243
- [Announcer] Good afternoon
1667
01:21:14,276 --> 01:21:19,548
and welcome to Air
Transylvania flight 666.
1668
01:21:19,581 --> 01:21:23,419
We have a flying time of
22 hours and 47 minutes
1669
01:21:23,452 --> 01:21:25,721
to Los Angeles today.
1670
01:21:25,754 --> 01:21:27,656
- Oh, it sure was nice
of that flight attendant
1671
01:21:27,690 --> 01:21:29,358
to bump us up to first class.
1672
01:21:29,391 --> 01:21:31,527
- First class, baby!
1673
01:21:31,560 --> 01:21:32,829
- Although it was a bit strange
1674
01:21:32,862 --> 01:21:34,630
when all the other first
class passengers moved
1675
01:21:34,663 --> 01:21:36,498
to the back of the plane.
1676
01:21:36,532 --> 01:21:38,567
- Lily, my dear.
1677
01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:39,735
How many times
must I remind you,
1678
01:21:39,768 --> 01:21:42,005
the average person
isn't accustomed
1679
01:21:42,038 --> 01:21:46,709
to being around people of
such fine breeding of person.
1680
01:21:47,476 --> 01:21:48,845
(belching)
1681
01:21:48,878 --> 01:21:50,814
- Oh, I suppose you're right.
1682
01:21:50,847 --> 01:21:53,716
But still, the way she was
pushing and shoving everyone.
1683
01:21:53,749 --> 01:21:55,451
It was a bit aggressive.
1684
01:21:55,484 --> 01:21:56,685
- Where is she?
1685
01:21:56,719 --> 01:21:58,587
You know what, I could
go for another one.
1686
01:21:58,620 --> 01:22:01,356
Hey, yoo hoo!
1687
01:22:01,390 --> 01:22:02,758
I could go for another
one of these drinky poos.
1688
01:22:05,494 --> 01:22:06,830
Over here.
1689
01:22:06,863 --> 01:22:08,430
Hi.
1690
01:22:08,464 --> 01:22:09,331
(chuckling)
1691
01:22:09,364 --> 01:22:10,766
- Can, can I help you?
1692
01:22:10,799 --> 01:22:12,668
- I would like another one
of these delightful drinks.
1693
01:22:14,369 --> 01:22:15,504
What do you call this?
1694
01:22:15,537 --> 01:22:16,605
- Shirley Temple.
1695
01:22:16,638 --> 01:22:18,440
- It's very strong.
1696
01:22:18,474 --> 01:22:19,341
(chuckling)
1697
01:22:19,374 --> 01:22:19,876
- Okay.
1698
01:22:23,779 --> 01:22:26,515
(farcical music)
1699
01:22:41,530 --> 01:22:42,765
- Oh.
1700
01:22:42,798 --> 01:22:44,868
- Here you go.
- Thank you, dear.
1701
01:22:44,901 --> 01:22:46,368
You know, statistically,
1702
01:22:46,401 --> 01:22:47,703
flying is the safest
way to travel.
1703
01:22:50,506 --> 01:22:52,741
- Oh.
1704
01:22:52,775 --> 01:22:55,879
(slurping)
1705
01:22:58,948 --> 01:23:01,550
(rushing wind)
1706
01:23:06,555 --> 01:23:09,625
- [Announcer] Welcome to
beautiful Los Angeles.
1707
01:23:09,658 --> 01:23:15,697
The local time here is 12:47
and it's a balmy 79 degrees.
1708
01:23:15,731 --> 01:23:17,867
Thanks for flying
Air Transylvania.
1709
01:23:17,901 --> 01:23:19,434
- Oh, here comes our luggage.
1710
01:23:20,702 --> 01:23:21,905
Talk about service, he, he!
1711
01:23:27,743 --> 01:23:28,812
- Um, where's Herman?
1712
01:23:29,979 --> 01:23:30,814
Herman!
1713
01:23:34,851 --> 01:23:35,819
Here he comes.
1714
01:23:38,687 --> 01:23:39,521
Oh.
1715
01:23:45,627 --> 01:23:46,461
- I'll never
1716
01:23:47,729 --> 01:23:49,464
drink another Shirley Temple
1717
01:23:50,699 --> 01:23:51,667
for as long as I live.
1718
01:23:54,003 --> 01:23:55,771
- How do I know where they are?
1719
01:23:55,804 --> 01:23:58,407
Maybe they got wise
to the situation.
1720
01:23:58,440 --> 01:23:59,575
(muffled speaking)
1721
01:23:59,608 --> 01:24:00,844
That's true, they are
from Transylvania.
1722
01:24:01,945 --> 01:24:02,912
(knocking)
1723
01:24:02,946 --> 01:24:04,780
Oh, wait, wait a minute. I think
this is them.
1724
01:24:04,814 --> 01:24:05,982
Okay, I gotta go.
1725
01:24:06,015 --> 01:24:08,952
Time for me to work my magic.
1726
01:24:08,985 --> 01:24:10,619
- [Caller] Oh dear.
1727
01:24:12,788 --> 01:24:15,557
(knocking)
1728
01:24:15,591 --> 01:24:16,960
- Greetings from Transylvania.
1729
01:24:18,460 --> 01:24:20,864
(farcical music)
1730
01:24:28,905 --> 01:24:30,739
That's a strange
way of saying hello.
1731
01:24:30,772 --> 01:24:33,675
- Oh, I guess we're gonna
have to get used to it.
1732
01:24:33,709 --> 01:24:34,844
- It ain't easy being beautiful.
1733
01:24:34,878 --> 01:24:37,914
- Tell me about it. He, he!
1734
01:24:37,947 --> 01:24:39,715
- Miss.
1735
01:24:39,748 --> 01:24:40,682
Miss?
1736
01:24:40,716 --> 01:24:41,683
- Ah.
- Miss, wake up.
1737
01:24:45,922 --> 01:24:49,591
- I assume you're
the ma, Munsters?
1738
01:24:49,625 --> 01:24:50,960
- I'm Herman.
1739
01:24:50,994 --> 01:24:53,629
And this is my darling
better half Lily.
1740
01:24:53,662 --> 01:24:54,496
- Hello.
1741
01:24:55,731 --> 01:24:57,399
- Oh, and that
thing over there is
1742
01:24:58,067 --> 01:24:59,903
my father-in-law the Count.
1743
01:24:59,936 --> 01:25:01,503
- Pleased to meet you.
1744
01:25:01,536 --> 01:25:02,972
- Oh yeah, uh.
1745
01:25:03,006 --> 01:25:03,806
- Here you go.
1746
01:25:03,840 --> 01:25:04,740
- Here you go.
1747
01:25:04,773 --> 01:25:06,042
- Ah!
- Oh.
1748
01:25:06,075 --> 01:25:08,710
So nice to meet you in person.
1749
01:25:08,744 --> 01:25:11,014
Those costumes really
threw me for a loop.
1750
01:25:12,581 --> 01:25:14,817
And I thought I was
taking it to an extreme.
1751
01:25:14,851 --> 01:25:18,587
Uh, well way to get in
the spirit of the day.
1752
01:25:18,620 --> 01:25:19,222
- Thank you.
1753
01:25:20,489 --> 01:25:21,690
What spirit is that exactly?
1754
01:25:23,492 --> 01:25:23,960
- Oh, you!
1755
01:25:25,895 --> 01:25:28,831
Okay, my car is parked
right out front.
1756
01:25:28,865 --> 01:25:30,934
I'm just gonna
grab my keys, okay.
1757
01:25:32,969 --> 01:25:36,705
- I think when she said shocking
she meant gorgeous, huh?
1758
01:25:36,738 --> 01:25:38,740
Bow-chica-wow-wow.
1759
01:25:38,774 --> 01:25:40,009
(giggling)
1760
01:25:40,043 --> 01:25:41,878
- Father, please keep
your fangs to yourself.
1761
01:25:41,911 --> 01:25:43,612
- Yeah, don't blow this.
1762
01:25:43,645 --> 01:25:45,014
- Follow me.
1763
01:25:45,048 --> 01:25:47,716
(rushing traffic)
1764
01:25:47,749 --> 01:25:48,684
- Hi!
- Hey!
1765
01:25:50,719 --> 01:25:53,622
(screeching tires)
1766
01:25:56,625 --> 01:25:58,962
- Lily, I want a picture of you.
1767
01:26:00,595 --> 01:26:01,797
I don't feel good.
1768
01:26:03,598 --> 01:26:04,599
- Oh, oh, oh!
1769
01:26:09,305 --> 01:26:12,075
(children laughing)
1770
01:26:19,648 --> 01:26:21,884
(light music)
1771
01:26:37,834 --> 01:26:40,136
- Just in case you're wondering,
1772
01:26:40,169 --> 01:26:41,871
this is the party I'm
all gussied up for.
1773
01:26:41,904 --> 01:26:44,773
The residents throw a big
Halloween bash every year.
1774
01:26:46,775 --> 01:26:49,611
- Boy we sure picked
a happening area.
1775
01:26:49,644 --> 01:26:50,913
- I'm getting a little
worried we might be
1776
01:26:50,947 --> 01:26:53,615
too boring for this
hipster neighborhood.
1777
01:26:53,648 --> 01:26:54,851
- Speak for yourself.
1778
01:26:54,884 --> 01:26:59,688
I'm always the first on the
dance floor at every funeral.
1779
01:26:59,721 --> 01:27:00,655
- I bet you are.
1780
01:27:02,091 --> 01:27:03,525
(screeching tires)
1781
01:27:05,594 --> 01:27:06,728
- Happy Halloween!
1782
01:27:06,762 --> 01:27:09,132
- Oh my, what
beautiful children.
1783
01:27:09,165 --> 01:27:10,699
- Trick or treat!
1784
01:27:10,732 --> 01:27:11,901
- Are you planning
on having kids?
1785
01:27:11,934 --> 01:27:13,036
- Well, I'm a little
young for children.
1786
01:27:13,069 --> 01:27:15,637
I'm only 150.
1787
01:27:15,670 --> 01:27:17,073
Although, you know
what they say?
1788
01:27:17,106 --> 01:27:18,640
- What, what's that?
1789
01:27:18,673 --> 01:27:20,709
- 150 is the new 100.
1790
01:27:21,811 --> 01:27:22,778
- Oh.
1791
01:27:22,812 --> 01:27:23,913
Oh!
1792
01:27:23,946 --> 01:27:26,883
(laughing)
1793
01:27:26,916 --> 01:27:27,984
You are a trip!
1794
01:27:29,085 --> 01:27:30,086
- Ha, ha, ha!
1795
01:27:31,821 --> 01:27:33,156
- I'm a trip?
1796
01:27:33,189 --> 01:27:34,924
- Hollywood lingo.
1797
01:27:34,957 --> 01:27:35,791
- Oh!
1798
01:27:39,095 --> 01:27:40,163
- Well, what'd ya think?
1799
01:27:40,196 --> 01:27:41,064
Cute, right?
1800
01:27:41,097 --> 01:27:45,068
- Oh my! Herman.
1801
01:27:46,668 --> 01:27:47,170
- I know it.
1802
01:27:47,203 --> 01:27:48,171
It's perfect.
1803
01:27:48,204 --> 01:27:50,173
- It's more than perfect.
1804
01:27:50,206 --> 01:27:51,808
It's breath taking.
1805
01:27:53,142 --> 01:27:54,944
- I've always wanted
to be featured
1806
01:27:54,977 --> 01:27:56,645
in Better Tombs and Gardens.
1807
01:27:58,081 --> 01:28:00,817
(ethereal music)
1808
01:28:02,118 --> 01:28:05,221
- Uh, okay, crazy jokesters.
1809
01:28:05,254 --> 01:28:06,122
Follow me.
1810
01:28:07,957 --> 01:28:09,992
- Herman, why is
she walking towards
1811
01:28:10,026 --> 01:28:12,862
that hideous monstrosity?
1812
01:28:12,895 --> 01:28:15,164
- I think Barbara is
trying to swindle us
1813
01:28:15,198 --> 01:28:17,799
into buying that abomination.
1814
01:28:17,834 --> 01:28:20,802
- She must think we're yokels
straight off the garlic wagon.
1815
01:28:20,837 --> 01:28:23,738
- Oh! Herman, deal with this.
1816
01:28:23,772 --> 01:28:25,408
Show her who you're made of.
1817
01:28:25,441 --> 01:28:27,043
- Yeah, you're the
man of the house.
1818
01:28:28,277 --> 01:28:30,880
- Look, Barbara.
1819
01:28:35,251 --> 01:28:38,154
I must inform you
that we Munsters,
1820
01:28:39,188 --> 01:28:40,990
we're not born yesterday.
1821
01:28:41,023 --> 01:28:42,925
I mean, some of my
parts were, of course.
1822
01:28:42,959 --> 01:28:44,726
But that's besides the point.
1823
01:28:46,262 --> 01:28:47,130
I want this house.
1824
01:28:48,898 --> 01:28:50,833
And I'm not gonna
pay more than--
1825
01:28:50,867 --> 01:28:51,901
- Sold.
1826
01:28:51,934 --> 01:28:53,002
- Please, please.
1827
01:28:53,035 --> 01:28:55,071
Don't argue with me.
1828
01:28:55,104 --> 01:28:56,139
You'll only embarrass yourself.
1829
01:28:56,172 --> 01:28:57,273
Let's be civilized.
1830
01:28:57,306 --> 01:28:58,707
- Oh, whatever you say.
1831
01:28:58,740 --> 01:29:00,109
The house is yours.
1832
01:29:00,143 --> 01:29:01,210
- Ha!
1833
01:29:01,244 --> 01:29:02,078
Now, now.
1834
01:29:03,212 --> 01:29:04,814
You don't want me to get tough.
1835
01:29:06,015 --> 01:29:07,749
What?
1836
01:29:07,782 --> 01:29:10,186
Wait, what'd you just say?
1837
01:29:10,219 --> 01:29:12,155
- The house is yours.
1838
01:29:12,188 --> 01:29:14,290
This place has been
a thorn in my butt
1839
01:29:14,323 --> 01:29:15,790
for the past two years.
1840
01:29:15,825 --> 01:29:17,293
If you wanna buy
it and restore it
1841
01:29:17,326 --> 01:29:21,763
to its former glory, then
you just go for it, honey.
1842
01:29:21,796 --> 01:29:25,034
- And another thing, we
don't want one grave moved.
1843
01:29:25,067 --> 01:29:27,003
We're very sociable people.
1844
01:29:28,070 --> 01:29:29,771
- Um, okay.
1845
01:29:29,804 --> 01:29:31,007
No problem.
1846
01:29:31,040 --> 01:29:32,909
- If you think it
looks wonderful now,
1847
01:29:32,942 --> 01:29:35,178
just wait until we
get finished with it.
1848
01:29:35,211 --> 01:29:37,246
- Oo, I can't wait to
start poking around
1849
01:29:37,280 --> 01:29:39,882
the backyard, who
knows who I might find!
1850
01:29:39,916 --> 01:29:41,184
(giggling)
1851
01:29:41,217 --> 01:29:43,119
- So, when do you wanna move in?
1852
01:29:45,221 --> 01:29:46,222
- [Together] Right now!
1853
01:29:48,124 --> 01:29:50,759
(eerie music)
1854
01:30:05,808 --> 01:30:07,776
- Well, now what?
1855
01:30:08,978 --> 01:30:10,913
We've got the house
of our dreams,
1856
01:30:10,947 --> 01:30:12,848
but we are flat broke.
1857
01:30:14,984 --> 01:30:16,886
- I guess we all
have to get jobs.
1858
01:30:17,954 --> 01:30:18,854
- No, no, no.
1859
01:30:20,990 --> 01:30:22,825
I'm the man of the house.
1860
01:30:24,360 --> 01:30:27,230
Tomorrow I'll go
out and get a job.
1861
01:30:28,831 --> 01:30:29,966
- Doing what, exactly?
1862
01:30:32,568 --> 01:30:33,269
- I don't know, I mean.
1863
01:30:34,937 --> 01:30:37,106
I'm pretty sure any
business would wanna
1864
01:30:37,139 --> 01:30:38,808
have me around the
office as eye candy.
1865
01:30:40,810 --> 01:30:41,344
(woman screaming)
1866
01:30:41,377 --> 01:30:42,144
- What's that sound?
1867
01:30:44,046 --> 01:30:45,381
- You know what
that sounds like?
1868
01:30:45,414 --> 01:30:46,282
A witch burning.
1869
01:30:50,853 --> 01:30:52,955
(screaming)
1870
01:30:54,590 --> 01:30:55,358
- Lily, come look!
1871
01:30:57,827 --> 01:30:59,295
- Well, I guess we
should check it out.
1872
01:31:02,298 --> 01:31:03,299
- Yeah, okay.
1873
01:31:04,967 --> 01:31:07,403
(funky music)
1874
01:31:07,436 --> 01:31:08,271
- Oh my.
1875
01:31:08,304 --> 01:31:13,276
♪♪
1876
01:31:13,309 --> 01:31:16,012
I think now would
be the perfect time
1877
01:31:16,045 --> 01:31:17,313
to go out and introduce
ourselves to the neighbors.
1878
01:31:17,346 --> 01:31:19,282
- That's a grand idea.
1879
01:31:19,315 --> 01:31:20,349
We don't want them thinking
1880
01:31:20,383 --> 01:31:21,217
that the Munsters are snobs.
1881
01:31:21,250 --> 01:31:22,818
- Speak for yourself.
1882
01:31:22,852 --> 01:31:24,887
We come from a long
line of blue bloods.
1883
01:31:24,920 --> 01:31:26,956
Snobbery is in our veins.
1884
01:31:28,190 --> 01:31:30,792
(funky music)
1885
01:31:31,994 --> 01:31:33,429
♪ Vampire ♪
1886
01:31:33,462 --> 01:31:37,833
♪ Vampira ♪
1887
01:31:37,867 --> 01:31:42,804
♪ Vampira ♪
1888
01:31:46,075 --> 01:31:47,443
♪ Taste ♪
1889
01:31:47,476 --> 01:31:49,345
♪ The fresh blood ♪
1890
01:31:49,378 --> 01:31:52,315
♪ I feel no remorse ♪
1891
01:31:52,348 --> 01:31:54,050
♪ Fly away ♪
1892
01:31:54,083 --> 01:31:55,451
♪ Fly away ♪
1893
01:31:55,484 --> 01:31:59,155
♪ Fly away home now ♪
1894
01:31:59,188 --> 01:32:02,858
♪ The Vampira ♪
1895
01:32:02,892 --> 01:32:04,960
(cheering)
1896
01:32:06,062 --> 01:32:07,430
♪ Where do you go ♪
1897
01:32:07,463 --> 01:32:10,399
♪ When your loved
ones drop dead ♪
1898
01:32:10,433 --> 01:32:15,404
♪ To Gateman,
Goodbury, and Graves ♪
1899
01:32:15,438 --> 01:32:20,209
♪ What you do when you turn
stiff as lead ♪
1900
01:32:20,242 --> 01:32:25,114
♪ Call Gateman,
Goodbury, and Graves ♪
1901
01:32:27,516 --> 01:32:29,018
- Ho, ho, ho!
1902
01:32:29,051 --> 01:32:29,952
- Very good.
1903
01:32:29,985 --> 01:32:31,220
(applauding)
1904
01:32:31,253 --> 01:32:33,456
- It is now time to
announce the winner.
1905
01:32:35,091 --> 01:32:37,159
- We have been secretly
monitoring your attire
1906
01:32:37,193 --> 01:32:39,061
throughout the festivities
1907
01:32:39,095 --> 01:32:41,163
and have made our decisions.
1908
01:32:41,197 --> 01:32:44,367
And all decisions are final.
1909
01:32:44,400 --> 01:32:47,937
- Much like the icy
touch of the Grim Reaper.
1910
01:32:49,505 --> 01:32:52,041
That was a joke.
1911
01:32:52,074 --> 01:32:54,410
(chuckling)
1912
01:32:54,443 --> 01:32:56,045
- The winner is...
1913
01:32:58,280 --> 01:33:00,082
- [Together] The Munster family.
1914
01:33:00,116 --> 01:33:00,950
- Oh!
1915
01:33:02,051 --> 01:33:04,186
(clapping)
1916
01:33:12,094 --> 01:33:14,997
- Herman, why is
everyone staring at us?
1917
01:33:15,030 --> 01:33:16,699
- I think we just won.
1918
01:33:16,732 --> 01:33:18,134
- What did we win?
1919
01:33:18,167 --> 01:33:20,436
- Well, it's obviously
a beauty contest.
1920
01:33:20,469 --> 01:33:22,538
- I say we grab the
dough and get outta here
1921
01:33:22,571 --> 01:33:24,974
before they change their mind.
1922
01:33:25,007 --> 01:33:28,077
- Gaze upon these
glorious rags of horror.
1923
01:33:35,484 --> 01:33:38,421
- Well, this is quite the
welcome.
1924
01:33:38,454 --> 01:33:41,524
You see, my family
and I just moved
1925
01:33:41,557 --> 01:33:45,027
to this neighborhood
only one hour ago.
1926
01:33:45,060 --> 01:33:47,029
We are now the proud owner
1927
01:33:47,062 --> 01:33:50,533
of that beautiful
little number 1313.
1928
01:33:50,566 --> 01:33:53,068
(chuckling)
1929
01:33:54,370 --> 01:33:56,038
This is my beautiful wife, Lily.
1930
01:33:56,071 --> 01:33:58,040
She's dressed to kill.
1931
01:33:58,073 --> 01:34:00,142
Unfortunately she
cooks the same way.
1932
01:34:01,076 --> 01:34:03,179
(laughing)
1933
01:34:05,448 --> 01:34:08,217
- Oh honey, I think
that's quite enough.
1934
01:34:08,250 --> 01:34:09,251
- Okay, okay.
1935
01:34:09,285 --> 01:34:11,420
Hey everybody, thanks
so much for the mullah.
1936
01:34:11,454 --> 01:34:13,756
And if anyone's hiring,
my dopey son-in-law
1937
01:34:13,789 --> 01:34:15,057
is looking for a job.
1938
01:34:15,090 --> 01:34:16,091
Okay, thank you.
1939
01:34:16,125 --> 01:34:17,493
Come on.
1940
01:34:17,526 --> 01:34:18,461
- We're number one!
1941
01:34:18,494 --> 01:34:19,395
- Okay.
1942
01:34:19,428 --> 01:34:20,229
- We're number one!
1943
01:34:21,197 --> 01:34:23,566
(cheering)
1944
01:34:23,599 --> 01:34:26,335
- Oh my goodness, well I'll
have to visit you, thank you.
1945
01:34:26,368 --> 01:34:27,570
- A ghost walks into the bar
1946
01:34:27,603 --> 01:34:29,338
and orders a shot of vodka.
1947
01:34:29,371 --> 01:34:31,140
- Listen, there's
no blood in this.
1948
01:34:31,173 --> 01:34:34,076
I don't know, someone's
playing a joke.
1949
01:34:34,109 --> 01:34:35,277
- Well, he is, and you know.
1950
01:34:35,311 --> 01:34:39,081
- The bartender says, sorry,
we don't serve spirits here.
1951
01:34:39,114 --> 01:34:40,349
Ha, ha, ha!
1952
01:34:40,382 --> 01:34:42,117
- Oh you're.
1953
01:34:42,151 --> 01:34:43,352
Oh!
1954
01:34:43,385 --> 01:34:44,587
- Excuse me.
1955
01:34:44,620 --> 01:34:46,355
Uh, Lily, all right.
1956
01:34:46,388 --> 01:34:48,424
Why don't we go over here?
1957
01:34:48,457 --> 01:34:50,092
- Yeah.
1958
01:34:50,125 --> 01:34:51,260
- Yeah.
1959
01:34:51,293 --> 01:34:52,328
- I've got a million,
believe me fellas.
1960
01:34:52,361 --> 01:34:54,263
You're gonna love this.
1961
01:34:54,296 --> 01:34:56,098
Oh.
1962
01:34:56,131 --> 01:34:58,467
- Is it true you are looking
for gainful employment?
1963
01:34:58,501 --> 01:35:01,237
Because if it is, we
might have something
1964
01:35:01,270 --> 01:35:03,072
of interest to you.
1965
01:35:03,105 --> 01:35:06,108
- Well, I hope it's in the
entertainment business.
1966
01:35:06,141 --> 01:35:08,644
- No, we're in the
business of death.
1967
01:35:08,677 --> 01:35:13,082
- The finest funeral parlor
in all of Mockingbird Heights.
1968
01:35:13,115 --> 01:35:14,350
- I am Mr. Gateman.
1969
01:35:14,383 --> 01:35:15,551
- I am Mr. Goodbury.
1970
01:35:15,584 --> 01:35:18,387
- And I am Mr. Graves.
1971
01:35:18,420 --> 01:35:19,288
- Funeral parlor.
1972
01:35:21,156 --> 01:35:22,525
I think I could dig that.
1973
01:35:22,558 --> 01:35:26,328
- We need a man to move some
of our larger, uh, clients
1974
01:35:26,362 --> 01:35:28,531
from box to box.
1975
01:35:28,564 --> 01:35:30,165
- I've got experience in that.
1976
01:35:30,199 --> 01:35:32,601
- We don't like to leave
the stiffs lying around
1977
01:35:32,635 --> 01:35:35,371
for more than 48 hours or so.
1978
01:35:35,404 --> 01:35:38,374
- They tend to ferment.
1979
01:35:38,407 --> 01:35:40,409
- Have you fellas heard
about the new glass coffins?
1980
01:35:40,442 --> 01:35:42,211
- We have not.
1981
01:35:42,244 --> 01:35:44,213
Are they successful?
1982
01:35:44,246 --> 01:35:47,116
- Remains to be
seen, Mr. Gateman.
1983
01:35:47,149 --> 01:35:48,484
Remains to be seen.
1984
01:35:50,119 --> 01:35:52,254
(wheezing)
1985
01:35:57,459 --> 01:35:59,562
- After you, my dear.
1986
01:35:59,595 --> 01:36:02,064
(chuckling)
1987
01:36:04,700 --> 01:36:06,502
- Boy, what a fun group.
1988
01:36:08,337 --> 01:36:10,439
- I have to admit, I
haven't had that much fun
1989
01:36:10,472 --> 01:36:12,608
since storming the Bastille.
1990
01:36:12,641 --> 01:36:14,410
- Well, I don't
know about you two,
1991
01:36:14,443 --> 01:36:16,545
but I'm exhausted.
1992
01:36:16,579 --> 01:36:18,581
Those neighbors sure
can talk your ears off.
1993
01:36:20,349 --> 01:36:21,450
Oh, what's wrong?
1994
01:36:21,483 --> 01:36:23,887
- I'm just checking to see if my
ears are still there.
1995
01:36:23,920 --> 01:36:25,321
I'd hate to lose one.
1996
01:36:25,354 --> 01:36:26,589
It makes my reading
glasses hang funny.
1997
01:36:26,622 --> 01:36:28,557
(wheezing)
1998
01:36:28,591 --> 01:36:31,594
- Okay, I'm gonna hit the slab.
1999
01:36:31,627 --> 01:36:32,494
- Good nightmare.
2000
01:36:34,530 --> 01:36:39,368
♪ Goodnight to you,
my dear father-in-law ♪
2001
01:36:40,169 --> 01:36:40,736
(zapping)
2002
01:36:40,769 --> 01:36:41,537
- Oh! Garn, darn, darn!
2003
01:36:43,172 --> 01:36:43,706
- Oh, Hermie.
2004
01:36:43,739 --> 01:36:45,107
You're so talented.
2005
01:36:49,178 --> 01:36:50,179
- I lost you once,
2006
01:36:51,380 --> 01:36:53,215
but now you belong
with the dead.
2007
01:36:53,248 --> 01:36:55,150
I want to live, even
in this strange--
2008
01:36:55,184 --> 01:36:55,651
- Hoo yah!
2009
01:36:58,253 --> 01:37:00,723
- Herman, what are you doing?
2010
01:37:00,756 --> 01:37:03,225
- I'm just practicing
a few moves.
2011
01:37:03,258 --> 01:37:06,362
Thursday night is league
night at the parlor.
2012
01:37:06,395 --> 01:37:07,763
- Oh, I thought
you hated bowling.
2013
01:37:07,796 --> 01:37:10,532
Besides, you haven't even
started your new job yet.
2014
01:37:10,566 --> 01:37:12,334
- I'm trying to get ready.
2015
01:37:12,368 --> 01:37:13,502
Can't let the fellas down.
2016
01:37:13,535 --> 01:37:15,537
- I know but let's
not get carried away.
2017
01:37:16,538 --> 01:37:19,308
(glass breaking)
2018
01:37:24,246 --> 01:37:25,614
Come to bed, dear.
2019
01:37:25,648 --> 01:37:27,683
You don't wanna be tired
for your first day of work.
2020
01:37:27,716 --> 01:37:29,685
- I really like
that Mr. Gateman.
2021
01:37:29,718 --> 01:37:31,353
He paid me the
nicest compliment.
2022
01:37:32,354 --> 01:37:33,756
- Oh, what was it?
2023
01:37:33,789 --> 01:37:37,526
- He said, Munster, you
have a face for funerals.
2024
01:37:37,559 --> 01:37:38,661
- How sweet.
2025
01:37:38,694 --> 01:37:39,595
And how true.
2026
01:37:43,732 --> 01:37:45,267
(glass shattering)
2027
01:37:45,300 --> 01:37:45,768
- Still got it.
2028
01:37:51,407 --> 01:37:53,676
(light music)
2029
01:37:55,444 --> 01:37:56,311
- Mm!
2030
01:37:59,816 --> 01:38:01,818
- So what do you have
planned for today?
2031
01:38:01,851 --> 01:38:04,687
- Oh, I was gonna hang around
the house for a little while.
2032
01:38:04,720 --> 01:38:06,288
See if I could figure out a way
2033
01:38:06,321 --> 01:38:09,525
to turn Igor back
into his old self.
2034
01:38:09,558 --> 01:38:10,693
- Oh, I kind of
like the new Igor.
2035
01:38:10,726 --> 01:38:12,661
He's got a lot more pep.
2036
01:38:12,695 --> 01:38:14,596
- Yeah.
2037
01:38:14,630 --> 01:38:15,330
- Bawk!
2038
01:38:16,598 --> 01:38:18,434
The time is... get to work.
2039
01:38:18,467 --> 01:38:20,502
Ya big dummy.
2040
01:38:20,536 --> 01:38:21,603
Nevermore.
2041
01:38:21,637 --> 01:38:24,206
- Oh golly, I'm gonna be late.
2042
01:38:26,742 --> 01:38:28,510
- Don't forget your lunch.
2043
01:38:28,544 --> 01:38:31,346
I made you a special
surprise for your first day.
2044
01:38:31,380 --> 01:38:34,516
- Chocolate chip cookies
shaped like Mickey Mouse?
2045
01:38:34,550 --> 01:38:35,751
- You'll find out at lunch.
2046
01:38:37,352 --> 01:38:38,554
(kissing)
2047
01:38:38,587 --> 01:38:39,388
- Gotta boogie.
2048
01:38:40,422 --> 01:38:41,423
- Knock 'em dead!
2049
01:38:42,691 --> 01:38:44,393
- I'm pretty sure
they already are.
2050
01:38:44,426 --> 01:38:46,662
- It's always good
to double check.
2051
01:38:46,695 --> 01:38:47,529
- Oh!
2052
01:38:48,630 --> 01:38:49,732
Ho, ho!
2053
01:38:49,765 --> 01:38:50,632
- Have fun.
2054
01:38:52,634 --> 01:38:54,436
(slurping)
2055
01:38:54,470 --> 01:38:55,571
(belching)
2056
01:38:55,604 --> 01:38:56,438
- Ugh.
2057
01:38:57,907 --> 01:39:00,509
(light music)
2058
01:39:07,683 --> 01:39:09,384
- Oh bummer.
2059
01:39:09,418 --> 01:39:11,553
What a crummy day.
2060
01:39:11,587 --> 01:39:13,857
(light music)
2061
01:39:20,395 --> 01:39:22,765
(ominous music)
2062
01:39:31,941 --> 01:39:34,643
(baby crying)
2063
01:39:34,676 --> 01:39:35,511
- Ah!
2064
01:39:37,113 --> 01:39:38,447
Ah!
2065
01:39:38,480 --> 01:39:39,348
Oh!
2066
01:39:43,685 --> 01:39:44,553
Ah!
2067
01:39:56,465 --> 01:39:57,466
Lily! Lily!
2068
01:39:57,499 --> 01:39:58,367
Come quick!
2069
01:39:59,401 --> 01:40:00,736
911 emergency!
2070
01:40:00,769 --> 01:40:02,839
Car 54 where are you?
2071
01:40:03,973 --> 01:40:06,408
- Herman, what is the matter?
2072
01:40:06,441 --> 01:40:08,477
- It's a freak show out there.
2073
01:40:08,510 --> 01:40:12,781
Everywhere ya look, it's
more horrible than the next.
2074
01:40:12,816 --> 01:40:15,751
I think we've been invaded
by outer space mutants.
2075
01:40:17,452 --> 01:40:19,421
- What are you talking about?
2076
01:40:19,454 --> 01:40:20,890
- All the beautiful
people from last night
2077
01:40:20,924 --> 01:40:25,360
have been replaced by
these hideous creatures.
2078
01:40:25,394 --> 01:40:26,428
- Oh, Herman.
2079
01:40:26,461 --> 01:40:28,430
Don't be so dramatic.
2080
01:40:28,463 --> 01:40:30,499
Everybody looks different
in the daylight.
2081
01:40:30,532 --> 01:40:31,466
Let me take a look.
2082
01:40:31,500 --> 01:40:32,836
- No, don't.
2083
01:40:32,869 --> 01:40:33,837
Don't! Don't!
2084
01:40:35,604 --> 01:40:37,941
(ominous music)
2085
01:40:40,642 --> 01:40:41,510
I can't look.
2086
01:40:42,979 --> 01:40:45,681
(ominous music)
2087
01:40:46,983 --> 01:40:47,851
The horror.
2088
01:40:50,485 --> 01:40:53,355
(children playing)
2089
01:40:56,592 --> 01:40:58,727
- I for one just
don't understand it.
2090
01:40:58,760 --> 01:41:00,163
- Neither do I.
2091
01:41:00,196 --> 01:41:02,464
What happened to all the
hotties from last night?
2092
01:41:02,497 --> 01:41:03,632
- What are we gonna do?
2093
01:41:03,665 --> 01:41:05,467
We can't live like this
2094
01:41:05,500 --> 01:41:06,635
with people that look like that.
2095
01:41:06,668 --> 01:41:08,470
- I agree with my
favorite son-in-law.
2096
01:41:08,503 --> 01:41:09,805
- It's a disgrace.
2097
01:41:09,839 --> 01:41:10,739
- Yeah.
2098
01:41:10,772 --> 01:41:11,908
- Herman Munster!
2099
01:41:11,941 --> 01:41:13,442
I can't believe
what I'm hearing.
2100
01:41:13,475 --> 01:41:15,644
I expect this from
my father, but you?
2101
01:41:15,677 --> 01:41:17,881
Everyone can't be
as fortunate as us.
2102
01:41:17,914 --> 01:41:19,916
It's what's inside a
person that counts.
2103
01:41:25,687 --> 01:41:27,422
- Well then I'm
gonna need a pair
2104
01:41:27,456 --> 01:41:29,558
of X-ray glasses because I
can't handle the outside.
2105
01:41:29,591 --> 01:41:30,994
- He's right.
2106
01:41:31,027 --> 01:41:33,897
I haven't seen anything that
gruesome in all of my lives.
2107
01:41:33,930 --> 01:41:34,796
(knocking)
2108
01:41:34,831 --> 01:41:35,797
Oh no!
2109
01:41:35,832 --> 01:41:37,566
- It's one of those freaks!
2110
01:41:37,599 --> 01:41:38,400
Don't answer.
2111
01:41:39,668 --> 01:41:41,536
- We are going to answer
that door as a family
2112
01:41:41,570 --> 01:41:44,406
and greet whoever is
there as our equal.
2113
01:41:45,507 --> 01:41:45,942
- Okay, but.
2114
01:41:48,077 --> 01:41:49,645
I hope this lessens the shock.
2115
01:41:53,016 --> 01:41:53,816
- Follow me.
2116
01:41:57,954 --> 01:41:59,488
- Your wife is scary.
2117
01:42:00,555 --> 01:42:00,957
- I know.
2118
01:42:04,961 --> 01:42:05,962
Ugh.
2119
01:42:05,995 --> 01:42:06,829
- Lily!
2120
01:42:08,865 --> 01:42:09,832
- Lester.
2121
01:42:12,601 --> 01:42:14,503
- What are you doing here?
2122
01:42:14,536 --> 01:42:16,605
- You've got a lot of
nerve coming here, buster.
2123
01:42:17,907 --> 01:42:19,441
- After what you pulled,
2124
01:42:20,709 --> 01:42:22,011
I oughta belt ya
right in the kisser.
2125
01:42:22,045 --> 01:42:24,513
- Herman, baby, before
you go all ape on me,
2126
01:42:24,546 --> 01:42:25,949
I got a surprise.
2127
01:42:25,982 --> 01:42:28,885
I made a killing in Vegas
after that castle deal.
2128
01:42:28,918 --> 01:42:29,986
And here's your share.
2129
01:42:33,555 --> 01:42:35,791
(light music)
2130
01:42:41,898 --> 01:42:43,866
(chuckling)
2131
01:42:43,900 --> 01:42:44,867
- What's it say?
2132
01:42:44,901 --> 01:42:47,036
- Come on, spit it out.
2133
01:42:47,070 --> 01:42:47,904
- Herman!
2134
01:42:48,905 --> 01:42:49,638
- I'm rich.
2135
01:42:51,007 --> 01:42:52,774
I'm rich! I'm rich!
- What?
2136
01:42:52,809 --> 01:42:53,876
- We're rich!
2137
01:42:53,910 --> 01:42:54,978
We're rich!
2138
01:42:55,011 --> 01:42:56,279
We're rich!
2139
01:42:56,312 --> 01:42:57,847
Oh, ho!
2140
01:42:57,880 --> 01:43:00,083
(funky music)
2141
01:43:20,970 --> 01:43:23,572
("The Munsters"
theme song plays)
2142
01:43:54,170 --> 01:43:56,772
(funky music)
2143
01:44:02,178 --> 01:44:05,915
♪ Way back home
in Transylvania ♪
2144
01:44:05,948 --> 01:44:09,052
♪ Through the fog and gloom ♪
2145
01:44:09,085 --> 01:44:12,955
♪ I think I see a light
burning in the castle ♪
2146
01:44:12,989 --> 01:44:15,992
♪ Must be coffin room ♪
2147
01:44:16,025 --> 01:44:19,362
♪ Now sleeping in
box lies Lily ♪
2148
01:44:19,395 --> 01:44:22,965
♪ Oh man, she's a groovy chick ♪
2149
01:44:22,999 --> 01:44:26,735
♪ And way down in the dungeon ♪
2150
01:44:26,768 --> 01:44:31,107
♪ Her father the Count
of magic tricks ♪
2151
01:44:31,140 --> 01:44:33,976
♪ Oh, they are the Munsters ♪
2152
01:44:34,010 --> 01:44:37,814
♪ They're freaky, cuckoo,
and little insane ♪
2153
01:44:37,847 --> 01:44:40,917
♪ Oh, they are the Munsters ♪
2154
01:44:40,950 --> 01:44:45,787
♪ They now live down
on Mockingbird Lane ♪
2155
01:44:48,057 --> 01:44:50,960
♪ Remember, if the
tomb is rocking ♪
2156
01:44:50,993 --> 01:44:52,128
♪ Don't come knocking ♪
2157
01:44:52,161 --> 01:44:57,100
♪ Ah, ha, ha ♪
2158
01:44:59,102 --> 01:45:02,839
♪ Up the road comes a
tall green stranger ♪
2159
01:45:02,872 --> 01:45:05,975
♪ His head is large and flat ♪
2160
01:45:06,008 --> 01:45:09,212
♪ Electric bolts
protrude from his neck ♪
2161
01:45:09,245 --> 01:45:13,015
♪ That's Hermie, a
wild, crazy cat ♪
2162
01:45:13,049 --> 01:45:16,152
♪ He's come to see Lily ♪
2163
01:45:16,185 --> 01:45:20,022
♪ A soulmate from the grave ♪
2164
01:45:20,056 --> 01:45:23,658
♪ He loves her with
his blackened heart ♪
2165
01:45:23,692 --> 01:45:27,729
♪ Like a couple of
bats loves a cave ♪
2166
01:45:27,762 --> 01:45:30,867
♪ Oh, they are the Munsters ♪
2167
01:45:30,900 --> 01:45:34,437
♪ They're freaky, cuckoo,
and a little insane ♪
2168
01:45:34,470 --> 01:45:37,940
♪ Oh, they are the Munsters ♪
2169
01:45:37,974 --> 01:45:42,812
♪ They now live down
on Mockingbird Lane ♪
2170
01:45:44,080 --> 01:45:46,681
♪ Ah, this song makes
me want to dance ♪
2171
01:45:46,715 --> 01:45:48,918
♪ I must be a boogie man ♪
2172
01:45:48,951 --> 01:45:53,890
♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
2173
01:45:55,825 --> 01:45:59,061
♪ Now soaring above
the old cemetery ♪
2174
01:45:59,095 --> 01:46:02,764
♪ Is a furry old
bat named Igor ♪
2175
01:46:02,797 --> 01:46:06,235
♪ He's heading straight
to the Munster house ♪
2176
01:46:06,269 --> 01:46:10,006
♪ A dwelling some
consider an eye sore ♪
2177
01:46:10,039 --> 01:46:13,109
♪ Ah, but the neighbors
don't understand ♪
2178
01:46:13,142 --> 01:46:16,812
♪ What madness happens inside ♪
2179
01:46:16,846 --> 01:46:18,314
♪ And the wacky hijinks ♪
2180
01:46:18,347 --> 01:46:20,249
♪ These monsters create ♪
2181
01:46:20,283 --> 01:46:23,286
♪ Every night like the
Salem witch trials ♪
2182
01:46:23,319 --> 01:46:25,121
♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
2183
01:46:25,154 --> 01:46:27,823
♪ Oh, they are the Munsters ♪
2184
01:46:27,857 --> 01:46:31,194
♪ They're freaky, cuckoo,
and a little insane ♪
2185
01:46:31,227 --> 01:46:34,796
♪ Oh, they are the Munsters ♪
2186
01:46:34,830 --> 01:46:38,501
♪ They now live down
on Mockingbird Lane ♪
2187
01:46:38,534 --> 01:46:40,802
♪ Freaky, freaky ♪
2188
01:46:40,836 --> 01:46:42,038
♪ On Mockingbird Lane ♪
2189
01:46:42,071 --> 01:46:43,906
♪ Freaky, freaky ♪
2190
01:46:43,940 --> 01:46:45,508
♪ A little insane ♪
2191
01:46:45,541 --> 01:46:47,076
♪ Freaky, freaky ♪
2192
01:46:47,109 --> 01:46:48,878
♪ On Mockingbird Lane ♪
2193
01:46:48,911 --> 01:46:50,313
♪ Freaky, freaky ♪
2194
01:46:50,346 --> 01:46:53,115
♪ A little insane ♪
2195
01:46:56,819 --> 01:47:01,123
(ominous organ music)
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