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Previously, on
"Resident Alien"...
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You are the Greys.
What are you going to do?
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We will destroy you
and everyone you care about.
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There's alien activity here.
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- I know it.
- What are you gonna do?
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Call the Alien Tracker and
tell him to come to Patience
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and find himself an alien.
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I need a refill
on these pain meds.
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These can be
very addictive.
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- Who's Mary Ellen Taylor?
- My mom.
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I liked my life
the way it was, still do.
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I don't think
this guy's an alien.
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Did you notice
anything different
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about that new lunch lady?
She might be MIB.
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MIB stole the baby
last night.
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What assholes,
exclamation mark!
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Our first battery of exams
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haven't detected
any extraterrestrial DNA,
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but our next round
of experimental tests...
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Forget it.
I'm going in.
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Yes, ma'am.
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I'll inform the guards
to prepare the restraints.
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Restraints?
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Don't bother.
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He's not an alien.
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None of them are.
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I remember being a kid,
the pranks we'd play.
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You'd do anything
to fit in, so I get it.
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It's clear you look
like this dead boy.
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But whose idea was it for you
to pretend to be an alien?
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You can tell me.
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You won't get in trouble.
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If you had any idea
the hundreds of subjects,
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the thousands of tests,
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then you would cut
the fake-alien shit!
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They're real, you know.
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I saw them with my father...
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when I was about your age.
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Your eyes were
playing tricks on you.
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I know what I saw.
Look at the damn photos.
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Oh, we have.
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Could have been
a weather balloon.
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Who the hell are you?
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It's just
and your daughter, right?
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♪ Leave it alone ♪
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♪ Give it a rest ♪
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Dad, no!
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♪ Say what you needed
to say ♪
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♪ I got no happy ♪
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♪ In my head ♪
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♪ I miss that feeling ♪
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♪ I had ♪
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♪ That we're all alone ♪
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Brown Bird's "Bilgewater" plays...
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Laid-back acoustic strumming...
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My people began
as aquatic creatures.
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I am glad we grew legs
and started walking on land.
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I would not want to be a fish,
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in the same way
I do not want to be a human.
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So much of their lives
is out of their control.
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The fish swims forward
looking for food,
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and when they find it, they
get yanked out of their homes
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by a weird being,
measured and probed,
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and then thrown back
into their home.
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It is not the fish's fault.
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If I was hungry and I saw
a pizza on a hook,
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I might not be able to control
myself either.
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It's my fault.
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I spent my whole life
trying to protect you.
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I should have told you
what I knew about your mother
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a long time ago.
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Now I understand
why you didn't.
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You know, I met her
when she joined our band.
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She was pregnant already.
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So you were, like...
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The fifth member.
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Did you know my father?
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Mary-Ellen kept that
to herself.
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I ended up watching
you most of the time.
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Then one day
she was just gone.
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How do you just leave
a kid like that on a doorstep
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- and not care at all?
- I don't know.
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My band mates told me
to call CPS, but...
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I called
an adoption lawyer instead.
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You're too kind
for your own good.
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It wasn't kindness;
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It was love.
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You were yourself, Asta,
the day you were born.
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I can't make people see
how special you are,
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but I always have.
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I lost a drummer,
but I gained a daughter.
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More than a fair trade,
I'd say.
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- Thanks, Dad.
- Yeah.
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Oh, I thought I heard voices.
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- Morning, Kayla.
- Ben, hi
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Kayla asked me
to help her with a case.
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Honey, that's amazing.
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See, I knew you'd back into law
when the timing was right.
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What's the case?
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I am helping Kayla's law firm
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get a temporary
restraining order
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to stop the resort
from moving forward.
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Huh.
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Great.
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Can I get you some more coffee?
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- Oh, that'd be nice, honey.
- Mm-hmm.
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So, um, the judge is gonna
decide whether we've proven...
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Um, whether we've proven...
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Sorry, Kayla.
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Look, listen,
the key to all of this
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is just that we're gonna prove
that the environmental impact...
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If we've proven...
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Irreparable...
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environmental...
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Ben!
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Did you say my name?
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I know what you're doing.
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Barista-ing?
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You know what?
I'm just going to head out.
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I'll let you know
what the judge says,
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and, um, I'll take a rain check
on that coffee.
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Oh.
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And the vacuuming you
were probably about to do.
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Yeah.
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Was that the most mature
thing you've ever done?
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Mm, top three.
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Look, I know we're
on different sides
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- of this resort thing.
- Mm-hmm.
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Maybe it wasn't fair of me to
have a meeting like that here.
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Thank you.
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So we make a pact.
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The second we walk
in that door,
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we don't talk about the resort.
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Deal.
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Okay.
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So stupid.
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Hey, you wanted to see me?
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Yes, uh...
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I have, uh, something
that I wanted to tell you,
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but I don't know how,
so I wrote it in a letter.
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Okay, just tell me.
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Okay.
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"Dear, Asta, the Greys
are here to kill us all"?
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That's your opening?
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I wanted to get
your attention.
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Good job.
It worked.
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- Mm.
- Are we all gonna die?
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- Again?
- Mm.
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- Why are they here?
- I do not know.
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It all happened very fast.
He threatened me and then left.
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You are a Grey.
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Yes, and you are...
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It's funny to hear it
in your accent.
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I will find these Greys.
Do not worry.
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You drew the Earth exploding.
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But, yeah, sure,
nothing to worry about.
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But the artistry is...
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pretty undeniable.
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You've reached
Detective Lena Torres,
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Jessup PD...
Please leave a message.
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Uh, hello, Detective.
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It's, uh,
Mike Thompson calling.
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Uh, actually,
I heard on the scanner
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that you guys were dealing
with a gang of turkey thieves.
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I just wanted
to make sure you know
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that we can offer help or
reinforcements if you need it.
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Um, actually, to me,
it's kind of crazy
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somebody would want
to steal something
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that looks like a peacock
had sex with a loose red sock.
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But, um, anyway, um,
I was calling
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because I was just wondering
what you was up to, and...
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Oh, good morning, sir.
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I didn't know
you were here yet.
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- Here's your bear claw.
- Just one second, please.
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Uh, sorry about that,
Detective.
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Anyway, like I said, you
can give me a call sometime.
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All right, thank you.
Bye-bye.
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I knew it.
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You two are gonna have
ten babies together.
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Deputy, what are you doing?
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- I hadn't hung up yet.
- No, I'm...
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I was right on the brink
of leaving the perfect message,
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and then as I'm about
to nail my triple Axel,
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you come up behind me
with a lead pipe
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and take out both my knees?
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But I only accidentally
smashed your knees,
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and it really
wasn't a lead pipe.
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Like, it was more
of a soft wooden bat,
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because women like babies.
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I'm just... I'm gonna...
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I'm gonna leave this here.
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D'arcy.
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Good morning, champ.
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Hi.
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Is it morning?
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It's, like, 11:30.
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Have you seen my blender lid?
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No.
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It's always in this drawer.
You sure you didn't move it?
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I have a whole system.
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I never pegged you
for a system person.
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I also said "good morning."
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You did.
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Mmm.
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Wait, do you think I'm messy?
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No, not at all.
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I like you being a neat freak
about your blender.
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Neat freak?
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I'm a neat freak
because I put things
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in the drawer
where they belong?
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I mean, come on, you know...
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Is the carpenter
who puts separate containers
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for the forks and knives
also a neat freak?
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You know who was
a real neat freak?
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Whoever invented numbers.
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You know, each one
is its own separate thing.
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What a neat freak.
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You really gonna rant
at me about a blender lid?
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I just need you
to help me find it.
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- Here.
- Oh.
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Huh.
Thank you.
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You are like my little
appliances truffle pig.
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Mm.
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Mmm, so good.
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- You want one?
- Are you okay?
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You seem a little
all over the place lately.
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Um, just in my head
about the hard pack tournament.
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Competition mode...
It's an intense mode.
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Ah, if you're stressed,
we'll skip tonight.
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No, no way.
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Sir, dinner is on.
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Mwah!
Gonna see you tonight.
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Gonna make me something
with protein in it.
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Hey, Deputy.
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Any word
from Detective Torres?
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- No, Deputy.
- Maybe she's busy.
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Maybe she don't want to have
ten babies.
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Anyway, uh, weren't you
trying to get in touch
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with that Alien Tracker guy?
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Oh, I gave up.
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I sent 60 emails.
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He didn't respond to even one.
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You know, I spent all this time
putting him on a pedestal.
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He's probably just a jerk.
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Okay, well, he's also here.
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It was 62 emails, actually.
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Would you care to have lunch
with a jerk?
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We've got a problem.
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Uh, apparently, a couple
of power-hungry lawyers
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are filing
a restraining order
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to temporarily stop
the resort project.
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Really?
How you know that?
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Well, let's just say
you don't become mayor
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without having a few ears out
in the community.
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- Kate's one of the lawyers.
- She sure is.
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- Okay.
- Yes.
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And I would blame that
for my stress headache,
258
00:12:42,299 --> 00:12:43,508
but I've had that
since I was six.
259
00:12:43,592 --> 00:12:44,550
Okay, you know what?
260
00:12:44,634 --> 00:12:46,052
You done come
to the right place,
261
00:12:46,136 --> 00:12:47,720
'cause you happen
to be in the presence
262
00:12:47,804 --> 00:12:49,347
of a professional masseur.
263
00:12:49,431 --> 00:12:50,932
Here, go ahead.
Take a seat.
264
00:12:51,016 --> 00:12:53,059
Take a seat.
Go ahead.
265
00:12:53,143 --> 00:12:54,894
- You went to massage school?
- I sure did.
266
00:12:54,978 --> 00:12:57,063
- I graduated top of my class.
- Hmm.
267
00:12:57,147 --> 00:12:58,856
Taught myself
in my own kitchen.
268
00:12:58,940 --> 00:13:00,233
Is it too late
to stand back up?
269
00:13:00,317 --> 00:13:01,776
No, no, you're fine.
Don't worry.
270
00:13:01,860 --> 00:13:02,944
I learned
the old-fashioned way.
271
00:13:03,028 --> 00:13:04,404
See, I practiced on cats.
272
00:13:04,488 --> 00:13:06,447
If you can massage
a cat at 3:00 a. m.
273
00:13:06,531 --> 00:13:09,117
Without being scratched to
death or waking your neighbor,
274
00:13:09,201 --> 00:13:10,535
you graduate.
275
00:13:10,619 --> 00:13:12,161
You know, the more feral,
the better.
276
00:13:12,245 --> 00:13:13,830
I remember for my masters,
277
00:13:13,914 --> 00:13:15,706
I found this cat
in an alleyway.
278
00:13:15,790 --> 00:13:19,085
I still can't grow hair on my
left forearm, but I graduated.
279
00:13:19,169 --> 00:13:21,963
Ow, well, uh,
the back pain has drowned out
280
00:13:22,047 --> 00:13:23,464
the head pain, so thank you.
281
00:13:23,548 --> 00:13:24,966
- Oh, you're welcome.
- Very much.
282
00:13:25,050 --> 00:13:26,259
Now that you've
got a clear head,
283
00:13:26,343 --> 00:13:27,677
you can start
thinking about how
284
00:13:27,761 --> 00:13:29,762
to get Kate off of this resort
thing when you get home.
285
00:13:29,846 --> 00:13:31,305
Uh, well, see, that's...
That's the problem.
286
00:13:31,389 --> 00:13:32,849
I can't.
287
00:13:32,933 --> 00:13:35,184
We agreed not to talk about
the resort when we're at home.
288
00:13:35,268 --> 00:13:36,978
That's a good idea.
That's best for your marriage.
289
00:13:37,062 --> 00:13:39,188
I, on the other hand, am not
married to either one of you.
290
00:13:39,272 --> 00:13:41,858
Look, invite me over to dinner.
291
00:13:41,942 --> 00:13:43,734
I accept.
I'll see you tonight.
292
00:13:43,818 --> 00:13:48,239
Uh, I'm having a hard time
turning my head to the left?
293
00:13:48,323 --> 00:13:49,991
Yes, you know what?
The cats had the same problem.
294
00:13:50,075 --> 00:13:51,492
Try this.
295
00:13:51,576 --> 00:13:53,786
Try hunching your back
over like this and hissing.
296
00:13:53,870 --> 00:13:56,456
I'll see you later.
297
00:13:56,540 --> 00:13:58,166
W-What?
298
00:14:04,256 --> 00:14:06,924
I have figured out
how to stop the Greys.
299
00:14:07,008 --> 00:14:08,217
What?
300
00:14:08,301 --> 00:14:10,970
That's great.
What are you gonna do?
301
00:14:11,054 --> 00:14:12,680
There is
another alien convention
302
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:13,848
in New Mexico next week.
303
00:14:13,932 --> 00:14:15,433
It will be filled with humans
304
00:14:15,517 --> 00:14:17,852
that have been probed
and implanted
305
00:14:17,936 --> 00:14:20,229
by those horrible
Grey creatures.
306
00:14:20,313 --> 00:14:21,647
That's true.
307
00:14:21,731 --> 00:14:24,984
You could use those people
to, what, track the Greys?
308
00:14:25,068 --> 00:14:28,529
No, I will kidnap the humans
and rip out their implants
309
00:14:28,613 --> 00:14:31,908
and then re-implant them
in professional show dogs.
310
00:14:33,118 --> 00:14:34,494
- What?
- Mm-hmm.
311
00:14:34,578 --> 00:14:36,662
The Greys will be so confused.
312
00:14:36,746 --> 00:14:40,500
"Why is that human
that I abducted
313
00:14:40,584 --> 00:14:43,503
running around in circles
and jumping over gates?"
314
00:14:43,587 --> 00:14:47,298
That will stop them
for three to five minutes.
315
00:14:47,382 --> 00:14:49,050
We need to start
thinking about a plan B.
316
00:14:49,134 --> 00:14:50,801
Mm, what?
317
00:14:50,885 --> 00:14:51,928
Yeah.
318
00:14:52,012 --> 00:14:53,012
Hey.
319
00:14:53,096 --> 00:14:54,764
That guy
looks an awful lot like...
320
00:14:54,848 --> 00:14:57,475
Oh, my God,
that's the Alien Tracker.
321
00:14:57,559 --> 00:14:59,227
He's sitting in a booth
with Liv.
322
00:14:59,311 --> 00:15:01,312
- Why is he with Liv?
- Is he ordering pie?
323
00:15:01,396 --> 00:15:02,647
I don't know.
Let's go.
324
00:15:02,731 --> 00:15:05,811
I was here earlier.
There's only one left.
325
00:15:07,777 --> 00:15:09,820
He has a dessert menu,
the son of a bitch!
326
00:15:09,904 --> 00:15:11,447
Oh, God.
327
00:15:11,531 --> 00:15:14,534
The ship was gone by the time
the other kids came back,
328
00:15:14,618 --> 00:15:18,955
but, somehow, in that moment,
I felt like...
329
00:15:19,039 --> 00:15:21,749
You felt your world expand
330
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:24,585
beyond anything
you ever imagined possible.
331
00:15:24,669 --> 00:15:27,505
Wow. Exactly.
332
00:15:27,589 --> 00:15:31,092
But the thing that I remember
most was feeling alone.
333
00:15:31,176 --> 00:15:34,387
I knew no one would believe me,
except my Aunt Cathy.
334
00:15:34,471 --> 00:15:36,556
But her favorite shirt
was a straitjacket.
335
00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:39,809
Well, that's why
so few come forward.
336
00:15:39,893 --> 00:15:42,103
You know, I'm producing
a documentary
337
00:15:42,187 --> 00:15:44,689
where experiencers
share their stories.
338
00:15:44,773 --> 00:15:46,941
People need to know
they're not alone.
339
00:15:47,025 --> 00:15:48,234
You're so noble.
340
00:15:48,318 --> 00:15:50,111
You're like a lion.
341
00:15:50,195 --> 00:15:51,904
Would you be interested
in participating?
342
00:15:51,988 --> 00:15:53,531
Oh, I couldn't.
343
00:15:53,615 --> 00:15:56,117
I would be so worried
about what everyone might think
344
00:15:56,201 --> 00:15:58,035
that my elbows
would start to sweat.
345
00:15:58,119 --> 00:16:00,239
They're...
They're sweating now.
346
00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:06,877
Hey, you can't just come
back here... it's unsanitary.
347
00:16:06,961 --> 00:16:08,296
Okay, Dad,
348
00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:09,714
we need to stay here
until this guy leaves, okay?
349
00:16:09,798 --> 00:16:11,424
He knows that Harry's an alien,
350
00:16:11,508 --> 00:16:13,676
and he might recognize me
from the convention.
351
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:16,429
Dan, do not sell
that bad man any pie.
352
00:16:16,513 --> 00:16:18,556
Hmm.
353
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:19,890
Excuse me.
354
00:16:21,017 --> 00:16:22,351
Ah!
355
00:16:22,435 --> 00:16:24,520
- What's going on?
- He saw me. Give me a fork.
356
00:16:24,604 --> 00:16:27,148
I need to stab him in
the neck... and anyone who saw.
357
00:16:27,232 --> 00:16:30,234
- I have a lot of necks to stab.
- You're not stabbing anyone!
358
00:16:30,318 --> 00:16:31,569
- No.
- She's right.
359
00:16:31,653 --> 00:16:32,695
Go out the back.
360
00:16:32,779 --> 00:16:34,697
What's going on?
Is everything okay?
361
00:16:37,534 --> 00:16:39,452
I have to check
something out... I'll be back.
362
00:16:39,536 --> 00:16:40,953
Is checking tracking?
363
00:16:41,037 --> 00:16:42,663
Are you alien checking?
364
00:16:42,747 --> 00:16:43,998
I'll be here.
365
00:16:59,889 --> 00:17:01,307
Hey, Liv.
366
00:17:01,391 --> 00:17:03,976
- Were you just here with friend?
- Oh, no.
367
00:17:04,060 --> 00:17:07,188
It might be early
for the F word,
368
00:17:07,272 --> 00:17:09,357
but he did share
some childhood-trauma stuff.
369
00:17:09,441 --> 00:17:12,360
- Mm.
- Plus, I do know his birthday,
370
00:17:12,444 --> 00:17:14,236
favorite color, and moon sign.
371
00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:17,114
Holy crap, I'm friends
with the Alien Tracker.
372
00:17:17,198 --> 00:17:18,366
The Alien Tracker...
373
00:17:18,450 --> 00:17:20,493
Isn't that that podcast
you listen to?
374
00:17:20,577 --> 00:17:22,620
Like, he chases Martians
or something?
375
00:17:22,704 --> 00:17:25,164
Yeah, but Peter is
so much more than that.
376
00:17:25,248 --> 00:17:26,499
He literally wrote the book
377
00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:28,459
on government
alien conspiracies.
378
00:17:28,543 --> 00:17:31,295
Mm, so is he here
visiting his number-one fan
379
00:17:31,379 --> 00:17:33,964
or here on business?
380
00:17:34,048 --> 00:17:36,133
He thinks that there
might be alien activity
381
00:17:36,217 --> 00:17:37,385
right here in Patience.
382
00:17:37,469 --> 00:17:39,637
He's checking out a lead now.
383
00:17:39,721 --> 00:17:41,263
How exciting is that?
384
00:17:41,347 --> 00:17:43,641
Wow, that is really exciting.
385
00:17:43,725 --> 00:17:46,268
Man, he means business.
386
00:17:46,352 --> 00:17:48,104
I wouldn't want
to be that alien.
387
00:17:51,316 --> 00:17:53,484
Hi, Dr. Vanderspeigle.
388
00:17:53,568 --> 00:17:56,987
Can I ask you about making
an appointment for...
389
00:17:57,071 --> 00:17:58,823
♪ Sukie was the kid ♪
390
00:17:58,907 --> 00:18:00,866
♪ She liked to hang out
in the graveyard ♪
391
00:18:00,950 --> 00:18:02,034
Excuse me.
392
00:18:02,118 --> 00:18:03,536
♪ She did brass rubbings ♪
393
00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:06,539
♪ She learned
she never had to press hard ♪
394
00:18:06,623 --> 00:18:08,374
♪ When she was finished
hanging out ♪
395
00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:09,959
♪ She was all alone ♪
396
00:18:10,043 --> 00:18:12,169
♪ She decided that she better
check in at home ♪
397
00:18:12,253 --> 00:18:14,380
♪ There was an awful row
between her mum and dad ♪
398
00:18:14,464 --> 00:18:16,882
♪ They said she hadn't done
this, she hadn't done that ♪
399
00:18:16,966 --> 00:18:19,176
♪ If she wanted to remain
inside the family home ♪
400
00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:21,679
♪ She'd have to toe the line,
she'd have to give it a go ♪
401
00:18:21,763 --> 00:18:24,682
♪ It didn't suit Sukie,
she took her things and left ♪
402
00:18:30,772 --> 00:18:32,648
♪ She liked to hang out
in the graveyard ♪
403
00:18:37,195 --> 00:18:39,071
Ah.
404
00:18:39,155 --> 00:18:40,573
I should have killed you
405
00:18:40,657 --> 00:18:42,908
when you were begging me
not to rip your neck open
406
00:18:42,992 --> 00:18:44,493
like a stupid baby.
407
00:18:44,577 --> 00:18:46,203
Sometimes I wish you had.
408
00:18:46,287 --> 00:18:48,080
The only thing
that kept me going
409
00:18:48,164 --> 00:18:52,168
was the incontrovertible fact
that the next time I saw you,
410
00:18:52,252 --> 00:18:56,714
you would be the one
cowering in fear.
411
00:18:58,299 --> 00:19:00,092
I did not want
to murder this man
412
00:19:00,176 --> 00:19:01,927
in the middle of town.
413
00:19:02,011 --> 00:19:03,929
It is going to be messy
for the people
414
00:19:04,013 --> 00:19:05,431
who clean up dead bodies.
415
00:19:05,515 --> 00:19:08,100
I'll write "sorry"
on the wall in his blood.
416
00:19:13,982 --> 00:19:17,109
Witness, he... he was texting
while walking.
417
00:19:17,193 --> 00:19:18,986
Sustained, Your Honor.
418
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:21,071
Exhibit, bailiff.
419
00:19:21,155 --> 00:19:23,240
It's okay, ma'am.
420
00:19:23,324 --> 00:19:25,409
It'll take more than that
to take me out.
421
00:19:27,412 --> 00:19:30,242
Oh, there you are.
422
00:19:32,542 --> 00:19:36,462
Your underwear
is arousing me sexually.
423
00:19:36,546 --> 00:19:38,589
Let me buy you a beer,
424
00:19:38,673 --> 00:19:41,926
uh, woman that I just met.
425
00:19:47,557 --> 00:19:51,143
So... this is finally
happening, huh?
426
00:19:51,227 --> 00:19:52,770
- Mm.
- I remember that pap smear.
427
00:19:52,854 --> 00:19:55,022
You were down there
for quite a while.
428
00:19:56,274 --> 00:19:58,234
I think you saw
something you liked.
429
00:19:58,318 --> 00:19:59,401
- I get it.
- Oh, no!
430
00:19:59,485 --> 00:20:01,362
We have changed.
431
00:20:01,446 --> 00:20:03,113
We have grown apart.
432
00:20:03,197 --> 00:20:06,659
The mature thing for us to do
is to go our way separately.
433
00:20:06,743 --> 00:20:08,744
It is not me.
It is you.
434
00:20:08,828 --> 00:20:09,828
It is me.
435
00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:15,292
Well, crap.
436
00:20:15,376 --> 00:20:18,170
- Can you spot me a tequila?
- Sure.
437
00:20:18,254 --> 00:20:21,464
Yeah, just got diz-numped.
438
00:20:23,676 --> 00:20:24,969
Hello.
439
00:20:27,388 --> 00:20:30,975
I saved your breakfast.
440
00:20:31,059 --> 00:20:33,978
The busboy tried to take it.
I had to show him my gun.
441
00:20:34,062 --> 00:20:35,312
Yeah, I'm not hungry.
442
00:20:35,396 --> 00:20:37,314
I grabbed a sandwich
at the deli.
443
00:20:37,398 --> 00:20:38,649
Oh.
444
00:20:38,733 --> 00:20:41,193
Anyway, you ran off so fast.
445
00:20:41,277 --> 00:20:42,653
Did you find something?
446
00:20:42,737 --> 00:20:44,822
Uh, was it the alien?
447
00:20:46,366 --> 00:20:48,367
You know, people think you have
to be alone somewhere
448
00:20:48,451 --> 00:20:50,160
for them to get to you.
449
00:20:50,244 --> 00:20:52,830
My wife and I were on
a crowded bus in New York City,
450
00:20:52,914 --> 00:20:57,042
and they ripped my child out
of my wife's pregnant belly.
451
00:20:57,126 --> 00:21:00,254
I'm not gonna let anyone else
suffer like we did.
452
00:21:00,338 --> 00:21:02,882
So, even if there was an alien
standing right next to us,
453
00:21:02,966 --> 00:21:04,592
I would not tell you.
454
00:21:04,676 --> 00:21:06,760
And I wouldn't take
any action...
455
00:21:06,844 --> 00:21:10,097
not with any innocent
people around.
456
00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:12,516
That is so admirable.
457
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:13,851
Did I say that already?
458
00:21:13,935 --> 00:21:15,853
I feel like
I'm repeating myself.
459
00:21:15,937 --> 00:21:17,521
My elbows are hot again.
460
00:21:17,605 --> 00:21:19,690
So what did you
want to show me?
461
00:21:19,774 --> 00:21:21,734
Oh.
462
00:21:27,448 --> 00:21:31,619
I've been documenting possible
alien activity in Patience,
463
00:21:31,703 --> 00:21:33,454
possible UFO sightings,
464
00:21:33,538 --> 00:21:36,749
you know,
the stuff people call in about.
465
00:21:43,631 --> 00:21:45,132
What is this?
466
00:21:45,216 --> 00:21:47,384
Oh, that was a hoax
started by the mayor's son.
467
00:21:47,468 --> 00:21:49,595
I already questioned him.
It was nothing.
468
00:21:49,679 --> 00:21:52,222
Unless it means something
to you.
469
00:21:52,306 --> 00:21:54,391
No.
470
00:21:54,475 --> 00:21:57,102
May I hang on to this
for a bit?
471
00:21:57,186 --> 00:21:58,896
You like my book?
472
00:21:58,980 --> 00:22:01,440
Of course, yes,
you can hang on to it.
473
00:22:03,276 --> 00:22:04,526
Sweaty.
474
00:22:04,610 --> 00:22:07,279
Let's catch up tonight,
2100 hours.
475
00:22:07,363 --> 00:22:08,822
Is there a tavern around here?
476
00:22:08,906 --> 00:22:11,241
Yeah, we have a pub.
It's called The 59.
477
00:22:11,325 --> 00:22:12,618
I prefer a tavern.
478
00:22:12,702 --> 00:22:15,079
- Is there a difference?
- There is a big difference.
479
00:22:15,163 --> 00:22:17,083
Oh, we just have a pub.
480
00:22:18,416 --> 00:22:19,583
I suppose I can go with that.
481
00:22:19,667 --> 00:22:21,543
Thank you.
Have a nice day.
482
00:22:21,627 --> 00:22:24,087
I'll see you there.
You stay safe, now.
483
00:22:30,094 --> 00:22:33,263
Okay.
484
00:22:33,347 --> 00:22:37,267
Okay, these are for heartburn.
485
00:22:37,351 --> 00:22:39,937
These are
for my cat's heartburn.
486
00:22:40,021 --> 00:22:43,148
Ooh, I don't know
what this one is.
487
00:22:43,232 --> 00:22:45,526
Oh.
488
00:22:45,610 --> 00:22:47,528
I think that one was a bead.
489
00:22:47,612 --> 00:22:49,279
Judes, my knee is on fire.
490
00:22:49,363 --> 00:22:51,115
I need the pain meds
that you took
491
00:22:51,199 --> 00:22:52,574
after you fell off the roof.
492
00:22:52,658 --> 00:22:56,286
Yeah, roofing looks like
it'd be so easy, yeah?
493
00:22:56,370 --> 00:22:57,830
It's not.
494
00:22:57,914 --> 00:23:00,624
Ooh, maybe these ones.
495
00:23:00,708 --> 00:23:03,293
- Do you have dry mouth...
- Yes.
496
00:23:03,377 --> 00:23:05,004
- Constipation...
- So much.
497
00:23:05,088 --> 00:23:07,464
- And mood swings?
- Oh, my God, give me those.
498
00:23:07,548 --> 00:23:09,508
That's it.
499
00:23:09,592 --> 00:23:11,635
Can... can I keep
just, like, one,
500
00:23:11,719 --> 00:23:13,679
just in case
I swallow any more beads?
501
00:23:13,763 --> 00:23:16,807
No, just don't eat beads.
502
00:23:16,891 --> 00:23:18,350
Wow.
503
00:23:18,434 --> 00:23:20,474
Are you, like, a doctor?
504
00:23:27,860 --> 00:23:31,155
What are you doing here?
505
00:23:31,239 --> 00:23:32,999
Oh, you should be hiding.
506
00:23:35,076 --> 00:23:36,535
I'm an alien.
507
00:23:36,619 --> 00:23:38,495
Aliens do not hide from humans.
508
00:23:38,579 --> 00:23:40,205
Well, you should.
509
00:23:40,289 --> 00:23:41,707
I talked to Liv.
510
00:23:41,791 --> 00:23:44,168
This whole Alien Tracker thing
is not just for show.
511
00:23:44,252 --> 00:23:46,211
He's an expert on aliens.
512
00:23:46,295 --> 00:23:47,588
He even wrote a book
513
00:23:47,672 --> 00:23:50,549
about some secret alien
government program.
514
00:23:50,633 --> 00:23:53,343
Harry, he could hurt you.
515
00:23:53,427 --> 00:23:55,095
Could you tell
the angry nurse
516
00:23:55,179 --> 00:23:59,266
to make a ham sandwich
next time?
517
00:23:59,350 --> 00:24:02,019
I feel like maybe you're not
taking this very seriously.
518
00:24:02,103 --> 00:24:03,854
What could
the Alien Tracker know
519
00:24:03,938 --> 00:24:05,689
about aliens that I do not?
520
00:24:05,773 --> 00:24:09,902
He knows about a secret
government alien program,
521
00:24:09,986 --> 00:24:11,904
which means
he could know anything,
522
00:24:11,988 --> 00:24:14,281
about your people, the Greys.
523
00:24:14,365 --> 00:24:15,699
Who knows?
524
00:24:15,783 --> 00:24:17,284
It's not safe for you
to wander around here.
525
00:24:17,368 --> 00:24:18,744
You really should
go home and hide.
526
00:24:18,828 --> 00:24:21,538
Humans hide.
Aliens hunt.
527
00:24:21,622 --> 00:24:22,956
If the Alien Tracker
528
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:24,958
has gained insider knowledge
on the Greys,
529
00:24:25,042 --> 00:24:27,169
perhaps I can use him
to get to them.
530
00:24:27,253 --> 00:24:28,879
Okay, I will go.
531
00:24:28,963 --> 00:24:30,380
Thank you.
532
00:24:30,464 --> 00:24:32,341
Do you want my pickle?
533
00:24:32,425 --> 00:24:33,967
It's floppy.
534
00:24:34,051 --> 00:24:35,219
No.
535
00:24:35,303 --> 00:24:36,386
All right.
536
00:24:56,407 --> 00:24:58,450
Max.
537
00:24:58,534 --> 00:25:00,911
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to startle you.
538
00:25:00,995 --> 00:25:03,997
- My name is Peter Bach.
- You're the Alien Tracker!
539
00:25:04,081 --> 00:25:06,416
I need your help
finding someone...
540
00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:09,419
or maybe I should say
"something."
541
00:25:09,503 --> 00:25:11,964
Uh, that's just
a joke I made up.
542
00:25:12,048 --> 00:25:14,925
I'm really funny for my size.
543
00:25:15,009 --> 00:25:17,094
Well, I-I don't think
it's a joke.
544
00:25:17,178 --> 00:25:19,805
This looks exactly
like an extraterrestrial
545
00:25:19,889 --> 00:25:22,975
that I saw here today.
546
00:25:23,059 --> 00:25:26,145
- You can really see them?
- Just like you.
547
00:25:30,566 --> 00:25:34,027
No, I told you...
I just made it up.
548
00:25:34,111 --> 00:25:36,780
I remember when I saw
my first alien
549
00:25:36,864 --> 00:25:38,282
that had a humanoid form.
550
00:25:38,366 --> 00:25:41,827
But when I saw his face...
like a snake.
551
00:25:41,911 --> 00:25:44,413
Whoa.
An Alpha Draconian.
552
00:25:44,497 --> 00:25:47,958
His gaze bore
right into mine,
553
00:25:48,042 --> 00:25:50,669
but no one else could see
what I saw.
554
00:25:50,753 --> 00:25:52,462
To them, he looked
just like a regular person.
555
00:25:52,546 --> 00:25:55,048
I thought I was going crazy.
556
00:25:55,132 --> 00:25:57,634
Now, you've probably been
called crazy before. Too.
557
00:25:57,718 --> 00:25:59,094
Yeah.
558
00:25:59,178 --> 00:26:01,346
Why don't you
tell me who he is?
559
00:26:04,725 --> 00:26:07,102
- I can't.
- Max, listen to me.
560
00:26:07,186 --> 00:26:09,479
I understand.
You're trying to protect him.
561
00:26:09,563 --> 00:26:10,939
H-he's probably
got you convinced
562
00:26:11,023 --> 00:26:12,482
that he's your friend.
563
00:26:12,566 --> 00:26:15,485
But aliens don't come
all this way to be our friends.
564
00:26:15,569 --> 00:26:17,487
They come here to do us harm.
565
00:26:17,571 --> 00:26:20,824
This one won't.
He's a good alien.
566
00:26:20,908 --> 00:26:23,493
You see this?
567
00:26:23,577 --> 00:26:25,913
He did that.
568
00:26:25,997 --> 00:26:28,415
He would kill me
if he had half a chance.
569
00:26:28,499 --> 00:26:32,502
And if it suits him,
that alien will kill you, too.
570
00:26:35,339 --> 00:26:39,176
Here, call me when you're ready
to tell me who he is.
571
00:26:39,260 --> 00:26:42,429
All of humanity
might be at stake.
572
00:26:47,601 --> 00:26:50,854
There is a word
for little boys like Max...
573
00:26:50,938 --> 00:26:52,397
"Traitor."
574
00:26:54,275 --> 00:26:57,027
And also "shit weasel"
and "dink."
575
00:26:57,111 --> 00:26:58,731
There are many words.
576
00:27:03,617 --> 00:27:06,161
- Here you go, honey.
- Mmm, thank you, hon.
577
00:27:06,245 --> 00:27:08,121
- Excellent soup.
- Mm-hmm.
578
00:27:08,205 --> 00:27:09,539
Oh, thank you.
579
00:27:09,623 --> 00:27:12,542
You know how a taste
can take you back?
580
00:27:12,626 --> 00:27:14,544
This soup here...
This reminds me this one time.
581
00:27:14,628 --> 00:27:16,546
- Five years ago...
- Mm-hmm.
582
00:27:16,630 --> 00:27:20,550
I had a bowl of soup...
Taste just like this.
583
00:27:20,634 --> 00:27:22,678
Speaking of work, I heard
584
00:27:22,762 --> 00:27:26,098
uh, there was quite a commotion
on Main Street the other day.
585
00:27:26,182 --> 00:27:27,599
- Hmm.
- Apparently Mike
586
00:27:27,683 --> 00:27:30,143
had to round up a pack
of rowdy teenagers.
587
00:27:30,227 --> 00:27:31,770
Yes, I did.
588
00:27:31,854 --> 00:27:35,232
They were throwing Dan's stale
dumpster doughnuts at traffic.
589
00:27:35,316 --> 00:27:37,401
They were frozen solid
like hockey pucks,
590
00:27:37,485 --> 00:27:38,652
could have killed somebody.
591
00:27:38,736 --> 00:27:41,238
You know, why would they do
such a thing?
592
00:27:41,322 --> 00:27:44,366
I'll tell you why...
Boredom.
593
00:27:44,450 --> 00:27:47,744
Yes, it is a big,
big problem in quiet towns.
594
00:27:47,828 --> 00:27:49,162
Oh, is that so?
595
00:27:49,246 --> 00:27:50,580
It is so.
596
00:27:50,664 --> 00:27:52,457
You know, teenagers,
they need something
597
00:27:52,541 --> 00:27:54,835
to keep their naturally
criminal mind occupied,
598
00:27:54,919 --> 00:27:58,255
you know, something like skiing
or riding gondolas
599
00:27:58,339 --> 00:28:00,007
or shopping at hip stores.
600
00:28:00,091 --> 00:28:01,842
Oh, I see what this is.
601
00:28:01,926 --> 00:28:03,176
What? This is nothing.
602
00:28:03,260 --> 00:28:05,721
I just invited Mike over
for a good meal.
603
00:28:05,805 --> 00:28:07,472
Although
technically food isn't a meal
604
00:28:07,556 --> 00:28:08,849
unless it's solid, but...
605
00:28:08,933 --> 00:28:11,601
I do understand where
you're coming from Mike.
606
00:28:11,685 --> 00:28:14,187
Obviously, there's a lot
to gain from a resort,
607
00:28:14,271 --> 00:28:17,441
but I now realize that there
may be a lot more to lose.
608
00:28:17,525 --> 00:28:19,901
You see, you and I...
We're a lot alike.
609
00:28:19,985 --> 00:28:22,279
We're both city people.
We miss the same things...
610
00:28:22,363 --> 00:28:23,947
You know, the action,
the culture,
611
00:28:24,031 --> 00:28:25,949
having a museum
that's got something in it
612
00:28:26,033 --> 00:28:29,661
other than pickaxes
and whorehouse furniture.
613
00:28:29,745 --> 00:28:31,997
Sorry about that. You probably
don't know what that is.
614
00:28:32,081 --> 00:28:33,999
- No, he doesn't.
- Okay.
615
00:28:34,083 --> 00:28:36,293
You see, a whore is somebody
who gets paid for sex,
616
00:28:36,377 --> 00:28:37,794
- like a prostitute or...
- Okay.
617
00:28:37,878 --> 00:28:40,172
Okay, I think that's enough
of a vocabulary lesson.
618
00:28:40,256 --> 00:28:42,966
I love cities and museums,
619
00:28:43,050 --> 00:28:44,634
but Patience is a quaint town,
620
00:28:44,718 --> 00:28:47,304
and I'm really beginning
to appreciate that.
621
00:28:47,388 --> 00:28:48,889
A resort would take away
its charm.
622
00:28:48,973 --> 00:28:51,433
Patience don't need charm.
It needs rats.
623
00:28:51,517 --> 00:28:52,768
Uh, W-what's that?
624
00:28:52,852 --> 00:28:54,561
- I like rats.
- You should.
625
00:28:54,645 --> 00:28:57,481
Nothing says successful town
like a good rat infestation.
626
00:28:57,565 --> 00:28:58,648
See, every healthy town
627
00:28:58,732 --> 00:29:00,692
has restaurants
that's full of people,
628
00:29:00,776 --> 00:29:02,319
and that means they throwing
away half their food,
629
00:29:02,403 --> 00:29:03,612
and that brings in the rats.
630
00:29:03,696 --> 00:29:05,655
This one time,
I was on a stakeout in D. C.,
631
00:29:05,739 --> 00:29:08,200
and I fell asleep, and a rat
ran right across my face.
632
00:29:08,284 --> 00:29:10,619
I knew at that moment,
I had made it.
633
00:29:10,703 --> 00:29:12,663
I think you're losing
the argument.
634
00:29:13,998 --> 00:29:15,415
Why did I even go?
635
00:29:15,499 --> 00:29:17,209
What did I expect?
636
00:29:17,293 --> 00:29:19,419
She's your mom.
You had to try.
637
00:29:19,503 --> 00:29:21,505
I know.
638
00:29:21,589 --> 00:29:22,839
I just thought
that she would tell me
639
00:29:22,923 --> 00:29:26,218
that what happened to her
was like with me and Jay,
640
00:29:26,302 --> 00:29:27,844
you know?
641
00:29:27,928 --> 00:29:30,931
She gave me up
to give me a better life,
642
00:29:31,015 --> 00:29:33,100
but she still loved me...
643
00:29:33,184 --> 00:29:35,352
or at least thought of me.
644
00:29:35,436 --> 00:29:37,312
Except it's not true.
645
00:29:37,396 --> 00:29:39,231
You know what every child
needs most?
646
00:29:39,315 --> 00:29:40,816
- Hmm?
- For their mother to tell them
647
00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:43,026
they love them and that they'll
always be there for them.
648
00:29:43,110 --> 00:29:44,569
It's, like, the bare minimum.
649
00:29:44,653 --> 00:29:46,363
I could have used that.
650
00:29:46,447 --> 00:29:48,865
Yeah, but she couldn't give
that to you.
651
00:29:48,949 --> 00:29:51,118
And that's on her.
You can't control that.
652
00:29:51,202 --> 00:29:54,037
And, yeah, it left a big hole,
653
00:29:54,121 --> 00:29:58,166
but you filled that
with family, with your dad,
654
00:29:58,250 --> 00:30:01,294
Graham, me, all of us.
655
00:30:01,378 --> 00:30:03,046
And we love you
unconditionally,
656
00:30:03,130 --> 00:30:05,549
and that's never gonna change.
657
00:30:05,633 --> 00:30:09,386
Thank you.
I love you guys, too.
658
00:30:12,473 --> 00:30:15,142
What's this?
This my tip?
659
00:30:15,226 --> 00:30:16,518
Sorry, it's all I got.
660
00:30:16,602 --> 00:30:19,062
Well, maybe then don't come
into a bar.
661
00:30:19,146 --> 00:30:20,397
How about that?
Yeah?
662
00:30:20,481 --> 00:30:22,649
- Okay. Wow. Okay.
- No, it's not okay, actually.
663
00:30:22,733 --> 00:30:24,734
What the hell's wrong with you?
It's ruining the Earth.
664
00:30:24,818 --> 00:30:27,487
These are precious metals,
all right?
665
00:30:30,241 --> 00:30:31,575
Can I get
you two hotties anything?
666
00:30:31,659 --> 00:30:33,577
- Uh, no.
- No.
667
00:30:33,661 --> 00:30:34,661
We're... we're good.
668
00:30:34,745 --> 00:30:36,955
Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!
669
00:30:37,039 --> 00:30:39,291
You let me know.
670
00:30:39,375 --> 00:30:42,794
What the hell was that?
671
00:30:42,878 --> 00:30:44,880
And, yes, a new soccer field
would be nice,
672
00:30:44,964 --> 00:30:46,506
but at what cost?
673
00:30:46,590 --> 00:30:48,425
You know, the added revenue
the resort brings in
674
00:30:48,509 --> 00:30:49,593
would be so good for the town.
675
00:30:49,677 --> 00:30:51,178
I mean, think... think
of the tourism.
676
00:30:51,262 --> 00:30:52,596
Honey, I am talking to Mike.
677
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:53,930
- You know the pact.
- Mm-hmm.
678
00:30:54,014 --> 00:30:55,182
You and I shouldn't
get into it.
679
00:30:55,266 --> 00:30:56,808
Right.
680
00:30:56,892 --> 00:30:58,643
Tell the mayor that tourists
bring a lot more than money.
681
00:30:58,727 --> 00:31:00,228
They bring traffic and noise.
682
00:31:00,312 --> 00:31:02,439
I mean, and can we even talk
about the environmental impact?
683
00:31:02,523 --> 00:31:03,607
I mean, you...
684
00:31:03,691 --> 00:31:04,900
You just heard that, right?
685
00:31:04,984 --> 00:31:06,776
It don't make no sense
for me to repeat it
686
00:31:06,860 --> 00:31:08,778
- if you just heard it.
- Well, see, what impact?
687
00:31:08,862 --> 00:31:09,863
The developer has
688
00:31:09,947 --> 00:31:11,781
a near-perfect
environmental record.
689
00:31:11,865 --> 00:31:13,783
Okay, is there
another way of saying that?
690
00:31:13,867 --> 00:31:15,494
'Cause that makes it sound
like it ain't perfect.
691
00:31:15,578 --> 00:31:17,537
It's not perfect...
If they get a resort,
692
00:31:17,621 --> 00:31:19,623
we'd lose 2% of the state's
natural geese habitat.
693
00:31:19,707 --> 00:31:21,166
If we have a resort,
694
00:31:21,250 --> 00:31:23,543
the state
gets 200% more snowplows.
695
00:31:23,627 --> 00:31:25,086
Max, you like snowplows, right?
696
00:31:25,170 --> 00:31:26,963
Max, how do you like
to see your geese...
697
00:31:27,047 --> 00:31:29,633
Up in the air
or in a mass grave?
698
00:31:29,717 --> 00:31:33,220
I'm gonna go eat upstairs.
699
00:31:34,888 --> 00:31:36,598
I mean, personally,
I think the geese can move.
700
00:31:36,682 --> 00:31:38,141
I mean, they can fly.
701
00:31:38,225 --> 00:31:40,977
Okay.
You want to talk?
702
00:31:41,061 --> 00:31:42,896
Let's talk it out.
703
00:31:42,980 --> 00:31:44,856
So you get a resort.
704
00:31:44,940 --> 00:31:47,234
Maybe some rich businessman
runs it.
705
00:31:47,318 --> 00:31:49,402
He comes to town.
He likes it here.
706
00:31:49,486 --> 00:31:52,197
Maybe he even runs
for mayor and wins.
707
00:31:52,281 --> 00:31:53,740
Everybody likes him.
708
00:31:53,824 --> 00:31:56,201
Now let's say that
that businessman
709
00:31:56,285 --> 00:31:57,869
starts throwing
his money around,
710
00:31:57,953 --> 00:32:01,248
and suddenly all the buildings
are ugly and modern
711
00:32:01,332 --> 00:32:02,999
and have his name on them.
712
00:32:03,083 --> 00:32:04,376
He gets cocky.
713
00:32:04,460 --> 00:32:06,336
He offers you a million dollars
to bang your wife.
714
00:32:06,420 --> 00:32:07,671
Uh, what's that?
715
00:32:07,755 --> 00:32:09,172
And I say, "No,
I'm not some cheap whore.
716
00:32:09,256 --> 00:32:10,257
"A million dollars
717
00:32:10,341 --> 00:32:11,841
is practically nothing
these days."
718
00:32:11,925 --> 00:32:13,385
So he offers me $5 million.
719
00:32:13,469 --> 00:32:15,262
And I say, "For that amount,
you can have me all weekend,"
720
00:32:15,346 --> 00:32:17,097
'cause he's not just rich.
721
00:32:17,181 --> 00:32:18,931
He's also really hot.
722
00:32:21,644 --> 00:32:24,688
Okay, you guys changed gears
way too fast.
723
00:32:24,772 --> 00:32:27,524
There was a child down here
not two minutes ago.
724
00:32:36,283 --> 00:32:38,827
- What are you doing here?
- I'm eating your candy.
725
00:32:38,911 --> 00:32:39,828
It's stale.
726
00:32:39,912 --> 00:32:41,204
You should have
another Halloween
727
00:32:41,288 --> 00:32:42,539
so you can get fresh ones.
728
00:32:42,623 --> 00:32:45,208
You know,
the police are downstairs.
729
00:32:45,292 --> 00:32:46,710
I could just scream.
730
00:32:46,794 --> 00:32:48,169
Why scream for the police?
731
00:32:48,253 --> 00:32:52,632
Why not scream for your new
friend, the Alien Tracker?
732
00:32:54,885 --> 00:32:56,175
How do you know about that?
733
00:32:58,305 --> 00:33:00,307
Tell me where I can find him.
734
00:33:00,391 --> 00:33:02,475
I...
735
00:33:02,559 --> 00:33:03,727
can't.
736
00:33:03,811 --> 00:33:05,604
Because you are his friend.
737
00:33:05,688 --> 00:33:07,564
You were my friend first.
738
00:33:07,648 --> 00:33:08,857
You said I wasn't
your friend.
739
00:33:08,941 --> 00:33:10,984
You said I was like your dad.
740
00:33:11,068 --> 00:33:12,402
You spanked me.
741
00:33:12,486 --> 00:33:16,698
Softly, like a father
who wants to be your friend.
742
00:33:16,782 --> 00:33:19,743
Yeah, I was going to buy
a motorcycle with a sidecar
743
00:33:19,827 --> 00:33:24,247
so we could ride around town
together, like friends do.
744
00:33:24,331 --> 00:33:27,083
I don't believe you, because
when I asked if you wanted
745
00:33:27,167 --> 00:33:29,252
to ride in my bicycle basket
like ET,
746
00:33:29,336 --> 00:33:31,588
you told me to fill
my basket with rocks
747
00:33:31,672 --> 00:33:33,340
and ride into the lake.
748
00:33:33,424 --> 00:33:35,592
Because I am
not the same size.
749
00:33:35,676 --> 00:33:39,929
ET was shaped like
a sexy potato.
750
00:33:40,013 --> 00:33:42,932
He's perfect for basket rides.
751
00:33:43,016 --> 00:33:45,268
I need salty to follow sweet.
752
00:33:45,352 --> 00:33:46,603
Yeah.
753
00:33:46,687 --> 00:33:49,189
And then I'm going
to need sweet again.
754
00:33:51,316 --> 00:33:53,401
Mmm, could be warmer.
755
00:33:53,485 --> 00:33:55,779
So...
756
00:33:55,863 --> 00:33:58,782
did you tell
your Alien Tracker friend
757
00:33:58,866 --> 00:34:00,617
where I live so he could come
to my house
758
00:34:00,701 --> 00:34:01,785
and put me in a cage?
759
00:34:01,869 --> 00:34:03,662
I didn't tell him, I swear.
760
00:34:03,746 --> 00:34:05,664
I don't believe you.
761
00:34:05,748 --> 00:34:07,499
That's because
you're always lying,
762
00:34:07,583 --> 00:34:09,042
so you think everyone
else is, too.
763
00:34:09,126 --> 00:34:12,128
You lie, too,
just like me, and steal,
764
00:34:12,212 --> 00:34:16,172
just like I am going to steal
all of your candy.
765
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:22,806
See, we are so alike.
766
00:34:22,890 --> 00:34:25,433
You should help me get
this hairless asshole.
767
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,147
But I like him.
768
00:34:31,231 --> 00:34:32,691
He's the first grown-up
I ever met
769
00:34:32,775 --> 00:34:34,401
who makes me
feel like I'm not a freak.
770
00:34:34,485 --> 00:34:35,860
He understands me.
771
00:34:35,944 --> 00:34:37,821
He doesn't understand you.
772
00:34:37,905 --> 00:34:39,406
No one knows you
like I know you.
773
00:34:39,490 --> 00:34:41,324
Think of a number
between one and ten.
774
00:34:41,408 --> 00:34:45,161
If we think of the same number,
then we are the same,
775
00:34:45,245 --> 00:34:46,413
and you will help me.
776
00:34:46,497 --> 00:34:48,039
What number
are you thinking of?
777
00:34:48,123 --> 00:34:49,416
Six.
778
00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:52,752
I was thinking of 6.5...
So close.
779
00:34:52,836 --> 00:34:55,088
We need to work
on our friendship.
780
00:34:55,172 --> 00:34:58,341
- Let's kill this guy together.
- No!
781
00:34:58,425 --> 00:34:59,676
Whose side are you on?
782
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:03,346
Look, if you will not pick
a side,
783
00:35:03,430 --> 00:35:06,099
then I will call
784
00:35:06,183 --> 00:35:09,060
my real friends.
785
00:35:09,144 --> 00:35:11,646
Hey.
786
00:35:11,730 --> 00:35:15,358
Lloyd, it's your homey,
787
00:35:15,442 --> 00:35:17,318
uh, Harry Vanderspeigle.
788
00:35:17,402 --> 00:35:19,696
Yes, uh, come to the cabin.
789
00:35:19,780 --> 00:35:21,698
Yeah, let's, uh, have
a dance party.
790
00:35:21,782 --> 00:35:22,991
Oh, no, no.
791
00:35:23,075 --> 00:35:24,868
Don't, uh, worry about it.
792
00:35:24,952 --> 00:35:27,954
I'm bringing the snacks.
793
00:35:44,638 --> 00:35:46,598
Thanks for meeting
for a drink.
794
00:35:46,682 --> 00:35:47,766
You don't have to thank me.
795
00:35:47,850 --> 00:35:49,267
I could drink
this whole bar dry
796
00:35:49,351 --> 00:35:50,894
after dinner with the mayor.
797
00:35:50,978 --> 00:35:53,730
That whole house is a giant
powder keg of sexual tension.
798
00:35:53,814 --> 00:35:56,065
Yeah, I've seen that.
799
00:35:56,149 --> 00:35:57,400
So where's
your Alien Tracker friend?
800
00:35:57,484 --> 00:35:59,319
You're supposed to meet him
here tonight, right?
801
00:35:59,403 --> 00:36:01,696
We were supposed to meet,
but he didn't show.
802
00:36:01,780 --> 00:36:03,531
- Sorry about that, Deputy.
- Don't be.
803
00:36:03,615 --> 00:36:04,866
He didn't show up
804
00:36:04,950 --> 00:36:07,827
because I think he's hot
on the trail of an alien.
805
00:36:07,911 --> 00:36:10,163
Okay, tease me if you want.
806
00:36:10,247 --> 00:36:11,456
I don't mind.
807
00:36:11,540 --> 00:36:14,584
You know, my whole life
I've been a bystander.
808
00:36:14,668 --> 00:36:16,252
I never call the shots.
809
00:36:16,336 --> 00:36:18,421
But this time I decided
to trust my instincts.
810
00:36:18,505 --> 00:36:19,881
I took control,
811
00:36:19,965 --> 00:36:23,051
and I got the Alien Tracker
himself to Patience.
812
00:36:23,135 --> 00:36:24,803
He came
because I made it happen.
813
00:36:24,887 --> 00:36:26,429
Well, good.
I'm proud of you, Deputy.
814
00:36:26,513 --> 00:36:27,680
Thank you.
815
00:36:27,764 --> 00:36:29,307
- I'm proud of me, too.
- Mm-hmm.
816
00:36:29,391 --> 00:36:31,184
You know, I've been sitting
back my whole life,
817
00:36:31,268 --> 00:36:33,436
and maybe I'm getting
tired of sitting.
818
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:36,770
- And don't be mad.
- Mad about what?
819
00:36:38,150 --> 00:36:40,819
Oh, my God, are you kidding me?
I'm not date-ready.
820
00:36:40,903 --> 00:36:42,403
This ain't even
my second best pair of pants.
821
00:36:42,487 --> 00:36:44,113
She looks nice,
and you do, too.
822
00:36:44,197 --> 00:36:46,115
Okay, all right, I got this.
Come on, go on.
823
00:36:46,199 --> 00:36:47,909
Go on. Get out. Go ahead.
I got it. I got it.
824
00:36:47,993 --> 00:36:49,619
You're dismissed, uh, Deputy.
825
00:36:49,703 --> 00:36:50,870
- Hi.
- Hi.
826
00:36:50,954 --> 00:36:51,830
- Hey, there.
- I was just leaving.
827
00:36:51,914 --> 00:36:52,956
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.
828
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,458
- Thanks, Deputy.
- Yep.
829
00:36:55,542 --> 00:36:57,293
- Sheriff.
- Detective.
830
00:36:57,377 --> 00:37:00,964
Do...
831
00:37:01,048 --> 00:37:03,800
I, um... I never figured you
for a patterned-shirt guy.
832
00:37:03,884 --> 00:37:05,468
I kind of like it.
833
00:37:05,552 --> 00:37:10,014
Yeah, well, the pattern helps
hide what's underneath here.
834
00:37:10,098 --> 00:37:11,891
Gerber StrongArm...
This right here
835
00:37:11,975 --> 00:37:13,815
is the best blade
money can buy.
836
00:37:15,604 --> 00:37:17,146
Couldn't agree more.
837
00:37:17,230 --> 00:37:18,231
I'll be damned.
838
00:37:18,315 --> 00:37:20,233
You know what?
Let me get you a beer.
839
00:37:20,317 --> 00:37:22,277
Uh, let me get you one.
840
00:37:22,361 --> 00:37:24,487
- Oh, gonna get me a beer?
- I am.
841
00:37:24,571 --> 00:37:26,364
Okay.
842
00:37:42,547 --> 00:37:45,049
Hey.
843
00:37:45,133 --> 00:37:47,552
Oh, my gosh, are you serious?
844
00:37:47,636 --> 00:37:49,053
That's great news.
845
00:37:49,137 --> 00:37:50,805
Ooh! Okay.
846
00:37:50,889 --> 00:37:52,339
Okay, good night.
847
00:38:01,608 --> 00:38:02,859
Good news?
848
00:38:02,943 --> 00:38:04,861
It's not something
I can talk about here.
849
00:38:04,945 --> 00:38:07,030
It's just... it's no big deal.
850
00:38:07,114 --> 00:38:08,865
- Mm, honoring the pact.
- Mm-hmm.
851
00:38:08,949 --> 00:38:11,534
Okay, then.
852
00:38:11,618 --> 00:38:13,453
Yeah.
853
00:38:13,537 --> 00:38:15,248
- Restraining order?
- Granted.
854
00:38:15,333 --> 00:38:16,271
Damn it.
855
00:38:16,356 --> 00:38:19,022
Look, honey, I don't want
to talk about the resort, okay?
856
00:38:19,107 --> 00:38:20,793
Let's just leave it.
857
00:38:20,877 --> 00:38:23,504
The part of me
that's your husband...
858
00:38:23,588 --> 00:38:25,798
is glad to see you smiling.
859
00:38:25,882 --> 00:38:27,383
I like it when you're happy.
860
00:38:27,467 --> 00:38:29,802
Thank you.
861
00:38:29,886 --> 00:38:31,137
I am.
862
00:38:31,221 --> 00:38:34,141
- I'm really happy.
- Mmm.
863
00:38:36,977 --> 00:38:39,771
But the part of me
that's fighting for this resort
864
00:38:39,855 --> 00:38:42,398
cannot wait to crush you
in court.
865
00:38:42,482 --> 00:38:44,776
I will stomp you like a grape
866
00:38:44,860 --> 00:38:46,778
until you realize
you have wasted your time
867
00:38:46,862 --> 00:38:49,113
and you feel
absolutely worthless.
868
00:38:49,197 --> 00:38:51,950
- Okay, pact's back on.
- Mm-hmm.
869
00:38:52,034 --> 00:38:55,620
- Good night, honey.
- Night.
870
00:38:59,666 --> 00:39:01,501
Hey, Jay.
871
00:39:01,585 --> 00:39:03,419
You got a minute?
872
00:39:03,503 --> 00:39:04,963
I just worked all night,
873
00:39:05,047 --> 00:39:07,590
and I have barbecue sauce
in my hair.
874
00:39:07,674 --> 00:39:08,925
I totally get that.
875
00:39:09,009 --> 00:39:10,802
I-I just need to tell you
this one thing.
876
00:39:10,886 --> 00:39:13,179
Okay, um...
877
00:39:13,263 --> 00:39:17,350
you probably had a lot
of questions growing up,
878
00:39:17,434 --> 00:39:21,437
and maybe meeting me has helped
you answer some of them.
879
00:39:21,521 --> 00:39:24,816
But the most important thing
I need to tell you is...
880
00:39:24,900 --> 00:39:27,610
I love you.
881
00:39:27,694 --> 00:39:30,113
I've thought about you
every day of your life.
882
00:39:30,197 --> 00:39:33,783
And if you ever need me,
I'm here for you.
883
00:39:33,867 --> 00:39:37,954
And if you never need me,
that's okay, too.
884
00:39:38,038 --> 00:39:40,957
It's not your job
to worry about me.
885
00:39:41,041 --> 00:39:43,334
I'll be fine.
886
00:39:43,418 --> 00:39:44,794
And I'll still love you.
887
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:48,798
So...
888
00:39:48,882 --> 00:39:50,341
that's it.
889
00:39:52,886 --> 00:39:54,512
All right.
890
00:39:54,596 --> 00:39:56,305
All right.
891
00:40:03,188 --> 00:40:05,148
Hello?
892
00:40:05,232 --> 00:40:06,482
D'arcy?
893
00:40:14,407 --> 00:40:17,035
Hey. D'arcy?
894
00:40:17,119 --> 00:40:20,496
Oh, hey.
895
00:40:20,580 --> 00:40:22,874
Hey.
896
00:40:22,958 --> 00:40:25,585
- What's going on?
- I don't know. You tell me.
897
00:40:25,669 --> 00:40:27,170
It's 1:00 in the morning.
898
00:40:27,254 --> 00:40:29,505
Were you really gonna sleep
in here with the door unlocked?
899
00:40:29,589 --> 00:40:32,258
Um, I was just cleaning up.
I lost track of time.
900
00:40:32,342 --> 00:40:33,801
Really?
901
00:40:33,885 --> 00:40:35,720
'Cause it looked like you were
sleeping on the pool table.
902
00:40:35,804 --> 00:40:37,263
You gonna tell me
where to sleep now?
903
00:40:37,347 --> 00:40:38,598
- Okay.
- Wait, wait.
904
00:40:38,682 --> 00:40:40,683
We had plans.
905
00:40:40,767 --> 00:40:43,644
I waited for two hours.
906
00:40:43,728 --> 00:40:45,188
Maybe I should just take
a hint.
907
00:40:45,272 --> 00:40:46,731
No.
908
00:40:46,815 --> 00:40:48,483
Obviously you're not taking
me or any of this seriously.
909
00:40:48,567 --> 00:40:50,359
I feel like you're
being a little dramatic.
910
00:40:50,443 --> 00:40:52,528
If you care even just
a little bit about me,
911
00:40:52,612 --> 00:40:54,992
you need to tell me
what's really going on.
912
00:40:57,784 --> 00:40:59,243
Please?
913
00:40:59,327 --> 00:41:01,037
It's okay.
914
00:41:01,121 --> 00:41:02,872
It's fine, all right?
915
00:41:02,956 --> 00:41:05,291
Just... let me just grab
my stuff, and we can go.
916
00:41:05,375 --> 00:41:06,545
No.
917
00:41:08,044 --> 00:41:11,172
What do you mean...
What do you mean "no"?
918
00:41:11,256 --> 00:41:14,467
I think it's best
if we just leave it at this.
919
00:41:14,551 --> 00:41:16,552
Elliot, like...
920
00:41:16,636 --> 00:41:17,887
no.
921
00:41:23,310 --> 00:41:25,895
Don't...
922
00:41:25,979 --> 00:41:27,605
Please don't go.
923
00:41:38,867 --> 00:41:40,451
Bye, D'arcy.
924
00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:50,670
It's probably best
if you lock up behind me.
925
00:42:04,684 --> 00:42:06,769
It is natural for aliens
to take control
926
00:42:06,853 --> 00:42:08,312
of their lives.
927
00:42:08,396 --> 00:42:11,065
It is not so natural
for humans.
928
00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:32,336
♪ Saw the wanderin' eye ♪
929
00:42:32,420 --> 00:42:35,006
♪ Inside my heart ♪
930
00:42:35,090 --> 00:42:38,676
♪ Shouts and battle cries ♪
931
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:41,345
♪ From every part ♪
932
00:42:41,429 --> 00:42:45,057
♪ I can see those tears ♪
933
00:42:45,141 --> 00:42:47,852
♪ Every one is true ♪
934
00:42:47,936 --> 00:42:51,314
♪ When the door appears ♪
935
00:42:51,398 --> 00:42:53,566
♪ I'll go right ♪
936
00:42:53,650 --> 00:42:59,322
♪ Through ♪
937
00:42:59,406 --> 00:43:01,657
Part of being human
is finding the strength
938
00:43:01,741 --> 00:43:04,493
to fight through the obstacles
in your life.
939
00:43:06,621 --> 00:43:10,333
♪ I stand in liquid light ♪
940
00:43:10,417 --> 00:43:13,085
♪ Like everyone ♪
941
00:43:13,169 --> 00:43:17,006
♪ I built my life
with rhymes ♪
942
00:43:17,090 --> 00:43:18,549
♪ To carry on... ♪
943
00:43:18,633 --> 00:43:22,220
While there are some
obstacles you cannot control,
944
00:43:22,304 --> 00:43:25,014
there are some you can.
945
00:43:29,269 --> 00:43:32,313
♪ That one fine ♪
946
00:43:32,397 --> 00:43:37,193
♪ One fine day ♪
947
00:43:37,277 --> 00:43:38,420
Like a little boy
948
00:43:38,505 --> 00:43:40,780
who wants to be friends
with an alien so badly,
949
00:43:40,864 --> 00:43:43,532
he is willing to trick
that alien's enemy.
950
00:43:51,166 --> 00:43:53,716
Max picked the right side.
951
00:43:55,806 --> 00:43:58,478
♪ No! ♪
952
00:43:58,642 --> 00:44:02,301
♪ One fine day ♪
953
00:44:02,385 --> 00:44:08,766
♪ One fine day ♪
954
00:44:09,896 --> 00:44:15,816
♪ One fine day ♪
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