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Let me be clear.
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To truly grasp
man's struggle for power...
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we must begin
in the prehistoric sea...
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that dark and merciless void.
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It was eons
before the strongest among us
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slithered out of the muck
to discover
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that the lessons of darkness
would continue on land.
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Futility. Toil.
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The mass of men spend
their days plowing stones.
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But true immortality rests
in a pure and mighty will...
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for history isn't written
by the feeble masses,
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the pissants...
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commies, the queers,
and the women.
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It is written and rewritten
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by soldiers carrying
the banner of kings.
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That is what it means
to be strong.
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That is what it means
to be American.
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That is what it means...
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...to be Nixon.
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You know her as
one of the most outspoken
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conservatives in Washington.
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You've seen her
on Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In
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and The Dinah Shore Show.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the wife
of the Attorney General
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of the United States,
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the infamous
Mouth of the South,
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Martha Mitchell.
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Well, welcome, Mrs. Mitchell.
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I hope you are ready
to tell the whole truth
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and nothing but the truth.
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Well, if you're gonna put me
on the stand,
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I better have
my lawyer present.
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Now, Martha,
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I have heard the rumor
that your husband was made
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the director of the Committee
to Re-elect the President.
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Yes.
And I am the secret weapon.
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I bet you are.
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Fuck, she is cheesy.
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Martha Mitchell all dressed up
like a holiday ham.
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Nice smile, though.
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I can dig on that smile.
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And a orangutan.
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She's an idiot and a lush.
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Why are you leaving
all of a sudden?
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Stay.
We can watch some Password.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Do the thing...
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- again.
- That sounds nice.
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But my boss
doesn't exactly understand
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the, uh, finer points
of the long lunch.
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Oh, yeah? Who's your boss?
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Mm.
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That is on
a need-to-know basis.
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Well, thank you.
It's fascinating.
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Oh, hold up.
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You work for Nixon?
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Oh, you're big-time.
You know, I knew it.
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The second I saw this place,
I thought to myself, "Wow.
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This guy right here,
he's big-time-plus."
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Well, you're the expert.
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- Who's your superior?
- What?
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Who do you report to
at the White House?
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Haldeman? Ehrlichman? Hess?
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Colson? Atwater? Buchanan?
Chapin? Fleming?
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You know a lot of people.
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Honey, it's my job
to network...
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among other jobs.
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At least you're at the Oval.
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You could be stuck with those
headless turkeys over at CREEP.
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CREEP's the Committee
to Re-elect--
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The President.
I know what CREEP stands for.
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I actually spend
quite a lot of time over there.
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- Yeah.
- Ah.
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I used to work for the guy
who was gonna be
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Nixon's new campaign chair.
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John-boy? Oh, my God!
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You tell him Francesca says hi.
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You know John Mitchell too?
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Sure I do.
He's a dear friend.
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Hope he's keeping up
with all that spring cleaning
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- over there.
- Wait.
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Spring clean--You--
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You think h-h-he--
Is he pushing people out?
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I didn't say that.
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I didn't not say it either.
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♪...for you and me ♪
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You are wanted.
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You are essential.
You cannot be fired.
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♪ Well, down on the
Street where the faces shine ♪
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♪ Floatin' around
On a real O-Mind ♪
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♪ I see a pretty thing ♪
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♪ Ain't no wall ♪
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♪ I see a pretty thing ♪
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♪ Ain't no wall ♪
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♪ No walls ♪
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♪ Look at you ♪
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A $52 phone call?
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Who the fuck is
Martha talking to
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at two o'clock in the morning
in Los Angeles?
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Uh, Lloyd Shearer at Parade.
That would be my guess.
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He's a known
subversive leftist.
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Cocksucker.
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Not sure about that, sir,
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but I can pull up
his file if you'd like.
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I was explicit with her.
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No solo interviews
this close to the election.
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Any luck tracking down my wife?
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She hasn't returned
from her taping yet, sir.
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But I have John Dean
here for you.
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Oh, God.
Yeah, send the fucker in.
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Dean, you flaxen-haired dog.
How you doing, buddy?
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- Yeah, good to see you.
- You take a seat.
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- Sir.
- Dean.
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You look well.
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So, uh, I was told you wanted
to see me about something.
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Oh, yes.
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Uh, as you know, we're gearing
up for what promises to be
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a grueling reelection campaign.
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And as such,
we are currently reevaluating
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certain select personnel.
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"Reevaluating"?
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Yeah, that's right.
Hey, tell me something.
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Where do you see
yourself in a year?
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Where do--in a...
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Hmm, that's a-
That's a great question.
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Um...
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Well, let me start by saying,
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I have very much valued
the opportunity
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to help implement
the president's vision.
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And I would urge you
to remember my loyalty
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when considering
my continued service
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in whatever capacity
that service might be needed,
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uh, going forward
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forthwith...
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in the future.
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What the fuck is
that supposed to mean?
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I think he thinks this is
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some kind of spring-cleaning
situation, sir.
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Wait, what?
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So you're not recommending
that I be fired?
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No. Gosh, no! No.
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We brought you in here
because we've uh--
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we got a kind
of special opportunity for you.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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Wow. Okay. Um...
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I assume you're aware
of the Intelligence Unit
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that was set up in the Oval
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after this whole
Pentagon Papers fiasco?
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Right. The Plumbers.
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Yeah,
that's- that's right.
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Uh, there's a CIA reject
named Howard Hunt.
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He's the main guy over there.
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And they're currently graduating
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from rooting out leaks to, uh,
rat-fucking the Democrats.
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And there is a desire
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to enact a uh, similar operation
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on the campaign side of things.
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You mean you want to set up
an espionage unit...
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here, inside
the Committee to Re-elect
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to spy on the Democrats?
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- Oh, heavens, no, no.
- No.
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Espionage? That's a--that's--
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that's a big--
that's a serious word.
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No, we're talking about
simple intelligence gathering.
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I see. Um...
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Nixon has 19 points
on the Dems.
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The election is practically
in the bag.
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Why would we risk
that kind of legal exposure?
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It's not our job to ask why.
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If men like us asked why,
we wouldn't have the pyramids.
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Swollen wet vaginas.
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We are good men.
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We are men of integrity.
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But we come
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from our mothers'
swollen wet vaginas
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with flaws.
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And a time comes where we need
to employ those flaws
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to defeat our enemy.
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We must become snakes.
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I see, uh...
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Well, look...
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...I'm not sure
that it would be prudent for me
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to pursue any...
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snake behavior for you...
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at this specific point in time.
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Hmm.
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Shit.
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Well, I'll tell the president.
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Sorry, the--the president?
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Who the fuck do you think
asked for you?
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President Nixon asked for me?
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Well, to be clear,
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the president
would never involve himself
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in anything illegal, but, yes.
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It's a damn shame.
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We thought maybe
you were one of us, but...
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you can go.
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Diana, get Bob Haldeman for me.
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I think I may potentially know
how to charm the snake.
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- I think I know a guy.
- You know a guy?
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- I know a guy.
- Oh.
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Bud Krogh's guy,
Gordon... something.
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H-h-he'd be perfect
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for an intelligence-gathering
operation of this scope.
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He's high logistical savvy,
genius-level IQ, Mensa type.
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- Sounds like our type.
- Liddy. Gordon Liddy.
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That's his name,
uh, Gordon Liddy.
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If you were to hire him,
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say, as a general counsel...
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...I could get him settled in.
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Show him the ropes.
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And I could answer any...
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election-compliance questions
that he might have.
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He's good, isn't he?
Didn't I say he's good?
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Mr. Mitchell?
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I have your wife on the phone.
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She says she's about to go
into a magazine interview.
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Sick--Okay, get the fuck out.
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What the two
of you still doing here?
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- Yes, sir..
- Go. Go, go.
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Uh, thank you. Thank you, sir.
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Martha marshmallow.
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What's this I hear
about an interview?
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Hey, Dean, Dean!
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Hold on. One more thing.
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We're gonna want, um,
your, uh, Liddy friend
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to wrangle up a little
presentation for the group,
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just a run-through
of potential...
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Martha,
you are not listening...
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...intelligence gathering,
you- you know,
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- Espionage targets.
- Right.
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So, uh, next Thursday morning?
Is that okay?
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Next Thursday?
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It's a little tight,
I know, but Mitchell,
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he's stretched so thin
with the, you know, wife.
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I've told you,
no solo interviews
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that haven't gone
through the campaign.
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- M-Martha, what did I tell you?
- So Thursday?
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Hmm, yeah. Oh, absolutely.
No problem.
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Terrific. Terrific, Deano!
Fabulous.
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Martha?
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Martha!
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Right there.
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Oh, why, thank you, dear.
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And could you please
get a martini for Ms. McLendon?
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Oh, no. No, thank you.
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I-I don't usually drink
with my interview subjects.
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Mr. McCord here, he doesn't
drink on the job either.
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I don't trust him one bit.
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Uh, with a twist.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Thank you.
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Now, where were we?
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Uh, well, I was ask--
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Oh, have I shown you my vases?
They're Chinese.
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Yes. Uh, I was asking
if there's any truth
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to the talk that
your ease with the press
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has soured your relationship
with the president.
258
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A vicious rumor.
259
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I am the one who introduced
Dick to my husband.
260
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So there's no concern that
you're overshadowing Nixon?
261
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You make me sound
like an old oak tree.
262
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:54,407
Would you ask such
a question to Kissinger?
263
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With all due respect,
264
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:58,211
Kissinger doesn't have
a 76% name recognition
265
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with American families--you do.
266
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,548
Well, someone should tell that
to Pat Nixon.
267
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She has been double-booking
our events to make a point.
268
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Just this week, I had
to reschedule a fundraiser
269
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just to satisfy her lust
for the spotlight.
270
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Right on.
271
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Let's get the vase in
the frame now and the portrait.
272
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This won't be the first time
273
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I've had to be glamorous
under my husband.
274
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Uh, Mrs. Mitchell,
just because I write
275
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for the Ladies' Home Journal
doesn't mean
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that this isn't
a real interview.
277
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A couple months ago,
you spoke out against the war.
278
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And I'm wondering
if your husband
279
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or the president has--
280
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Oh, you spoil me.
281
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Look at that. Thank you.
282
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There you are.
283
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:44,491
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
284
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Winnie...
May I call you Winnie?
285
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:50,397
- Sure.
- You want to know why
286
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,532
I've made these comments
against the war?
287
00:13:52,566 --> 00:13:54,935
Well, it's because
my own boy, Jay,
288
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,903
is over there
in that godforsaken jungle
289
00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:58,471
fighting for his life
as we speak,
290
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surrounded by men
who are trying to kill him.
291
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,510
Do you know what that's like?
292
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:07,414
Just constantly worried
that he might not make it home?
293
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,119
Oh, dear.
294
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,387
Who is it for you?
295
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:17,524
My little brother. He's...
296
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:20,126
I see.
297
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,262
We are empathetic creatures.
298
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:23,396
Yes.
299
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,966
Now, some people see that
as a weakness.
300
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:29,402
But I decided long ago
that I will say how I feel.
301
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,004
And if that does not conform
302
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,472
to the president's message,
so be it.
303
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,474
If that gets me
banned off Air Force One,
304
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,409
I will fly commercial.
305
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,550
So you were banned
from Air Force One?
306
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:47,220
- Oh, you're good.
- I do want to hear that story.
307
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:48,455
You caught that.
308
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,123
We can get back
to the real questions, but--
309
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:52,492
Where are you?
310
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,594
We're in the sitting room,
cupcake. Put that away.
311
00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:56,896
McCord! Where's McCord?
312
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,365
Yes, sir.
313
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,967
Would you kindly escort
these people
314
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,936
the fuck out of my home?
315
00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:03,970
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
316
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,305
That's okay.
317
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:06,573
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for coming.
318
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:07,907
- Thank you.
- Sorry about this.
319
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,376
No, thank you so much.
320
00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:19,286
Have you gone insane?
321
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:22,022
I told you,
no more print interviews.
322
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:24,057
Oh, it's a ladies' magazine.
323
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,226
They were asking me about
the curtains, for Christ's sake.
324
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,061
Oh, I know
exactly what you're doing.
325
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,297
You're just trying to take
the spotlight from Pat Nixon.
326
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:32,232
I would never. Let me do this.
327
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:35,001
Do--do you really think
that she, in a million years,
328
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,269
would plan her concert
329
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,104
just to be on the same night
as your party?
330
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,639
It's a fundraiser,
331
00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:42,342
for her husband's campaign,
by the way.
332
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,644
And, yes, I think
she absolutely meant to do it.
333
00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:46,446
Oh, it's a misunderstanding.
334
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,682
The Bay of Pigs
was a misunderstanding.
335
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,183
This is an encroachment.
336
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:53,186
Oh, for fuck's sake.
337
00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:56,489
I had to reorganize everything.
338
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:59,225
The caterer, the flowers,
339
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,361
all because you don't know
how to stand up
340
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,263
to your boss' wife.
341
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:07,367
At least Pat Nixon knows
how to support her husband.
342
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,537
That's not what I heard.
343
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,405
Maybe if she stopped
talking behind my back,
344
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:16,609
she might find a more fruitful
use for that mouth of hers.
345
00:16:18,712 --> 00:16:21,748
Are you implying
that the first lady
346
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:25,185
isn't blowing
her husband enough?
347
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,252
What?
348
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,488
No! You're disgusting.
349
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:29,522
Oh.
350
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,624
She wouldn't know
where to start.
351
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:34,761
But I do.
352
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,565
I know right where to sta--
353
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,667
Okay, stop it. Stop it.
354
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,035
Don't I?
355
00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:43,670
Stop it, Martha.
I'm really angry this time.
356
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:44,738
Oh, all right.
357
00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:49,409
I'm sorry.
358
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,782
How can I make it up to you?
359
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,094
That'll be enough.
You can stand down.
360
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,496
Yes, sir.
361
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,041
Mm.
362
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,309
I thought he'd never leave.
363
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,648
- Welcome home.
- Mm.
364
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:42,762
He should be done with his call
any moment now, Mr. Liddy.
365
00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:44,764
Are you sure
you don't need anything?
366
00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:46,499
No, thank you.
367
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,236
What's your name?
368
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:52,338
Uh, Linda.
369
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:57,076
Gordon. I'm
so sorry to keep you waiting.
370
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:59,245
Great to meet you.
Finally put a face to the name.
371
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,548
You ready? Let's walk.
372
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:07,187
These pitches
always wind me up.
373
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,855
You nervous?
374
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,524
Oh, I don't experience
human neuroses.
375
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,795
I actually feed
off these moments.
376
00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:20,400
There's a wild and manic energy
to them, animal energy.
377
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,369
Hmm.
378
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:29,609
Ouch.
What happened there?
379
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:33,680
I was sourcing
operational recruits...
380
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:36,149
Cubans.
381
00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:40,687
I needed to show them that I am
what the Spanish call macho.
382
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:44,524
So I placed my hand into the--
383
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,860
the short flame of a candle
and held it there
384
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,429
until the room smelled
of roasting flesh.
385
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:54,567
Only then were they willing
to call me their jefe.
386
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,874
Gentlemen, as you know,
387
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:04,310
our president faces
a daunting campaign season.
388
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:08,381
For that reason, I've devised
a plan for covert operations,
389
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,250
the likes of which
our electoral system
390
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:11,584
has never seen.
391
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,587
I present you...
392
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,359
...Operation Gemstone.
393
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,529
The Gemstone,
394
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:25,732
brilliant, sparkling...
395
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,934
impervious.
396
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,570
I have crafted
an integrated strategy
397
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:34,741
meant to function seamlessly
in enemy territoire.
398
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:37,744
Phase one...
399
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,445
Operation Quartz.
400
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,881
- A covert manipulation--
- Oh, quartz--
401
00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:44,684
uh, quartz
is actually a mineral.
402
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:45,752
Excuse me?
403
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,387
Uh, quartz is actually
a mineral.
404
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:48,521
It's not a gemsto--
405
00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:51,558
I took a little geology
at, uh, Williams,
406
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,259
which I briefly attended.
407
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:56,462
But I-I just love rocks.
Please proceed.
408
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:59,933
Operation Quartz...
409
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:02,235
a covert manipulation
410
00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:04,270
of the Democrats' outer circle.
411
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:07,607
We will round up
their fringe activist leaders
412
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:12,478
and export them to black sites
deep in the heart of Mexico.
413
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:16,849
Each capture will slice
a viper from Medusa's crown.
414
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:20,920
Their leaderless ranks
will wither away.
415
00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:24,624
Is that "export" as in kidnap?
416
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:28,328
"Forced rendition"
is the optimal descriptor.
417
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,363
Next up...
418
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,599
...Operation Ruby--
419
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:35,902
the blood-red gem
of a duplicitous woman.
420
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:40,340
The Democrats are weak,
their women cold.
421
00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:43,009
We will secure a pleasure craft
422
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,244
wired for sight and sound
423
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,880
and sailed to the Democratic
National Convention,
424
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:50,350
where we will capture
their officials
425
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:54,287
enjoying the company of women
trained in the erotic arts,
426
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,756
some of the finest
in the country.
427
00:20:56,789 --> 00:21:00,927
You want to film...
428
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:04,330
Democratic officials...
429
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:07,567
on a boat with hookers?
430
00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:13,473
Call it a passion play
for opposition leverage, sir.
431
00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:16,743
Just out of curiosity,
how many of these gemstones
432
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,778
are we going to be
reviewing today?
433
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,680
Eleven. With four subparts.
434
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:23,316
And, uh, how much is this
all gonna cost?
435
00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:24,517
We're looking at a price point
436
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:26,819
between $50,000
and $100,000 apiece.
437
00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:28,488
Right. Just finger math--
438
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:32,392
that's uh, way over budget, sir,
astonishingly so.
439
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,060
And that will not be a problem,
young man.
440
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,828
Oh, good.
441
00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:37,563
I do hope you
gentlemen have had a chance
442
00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:38,931
to brush up
on your II Corinthians,
443
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:42,535
because, well...
444
00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:44,804
this is
where we get to play God.
445
00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:48,908
My pitches are too ambitious?
446
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:55,548
Who in the fresh hell
does Mitchell think he is?
447
00:21:55,581 --> 00:21:59,419
You see the way he looked at me
when all was said and done?
448
00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:00,687
Uh, no.
I didn't catch that.
449
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,321
I'll tell you,
like a rat at his feet.
450
00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:05,925
It was like vomit.
That's how he looked at me.
451
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:09,562
You know, t-those guys can be
very indelicate, uh, sometimes.
452
00:22:09,595 --> 00:22:11,631
I wouldn't take it
too- too personally.
453
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:14,600
And Magruder--
that little pissant...
454
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:19,072
..."Quartz is a mineral."
455
00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:20,707
He's lucky
I didn't snap his spine
456
00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:22,375
right in the fucking room.
457
00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:27,080
Um...
458
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:33,019
What did you think?
459
00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:34,454
What?
460
00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:36,089
Of the pitch,
what did you think?
461
00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:39,459
You can tell me.
I'm--I can take it.
462
00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:44,931
What did I think?
I-I-I-I-I really liked it.
463
00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:47,767
I-I knew it!
464
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,103
I saw your body language
in the room, and I knew--
465
00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:51,437
I knew Dean liked it.
466
00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:52,872
What was your favorite part?
467
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:54,407
My favorite?
468
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,677
Um, gosh, you know, th--
t-there were a lot of elements.
469
00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:58,878
You know, I loved the--
470
00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:01,013
T-the cheerful font
was very interesting.
471
00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:02,482
I did the font.
472
00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:04,117
- Great, uh...
- I came up with the font.
473
00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:07,153
Yeah, look, let me
pitch you something.
474
00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:15,595
How about you and I never talk
about this ever again,
475
00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:16,829
ideally?
476
00:23:22,835 --> 00:23:24,971
Okay, compadre.
477
00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:26,506
Enough said.
478
00:23:29,809 --> 00:23:31,778
I do. I really like this one.
479
00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:33,980
I think that's nice, dear.
480
00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:39,685
♪ Let's fly away ♪
481
00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:43,956
♪ And find a land
that's warm and tropic ♪
482
00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:45,525
We are in for a night.
483
00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:46,926
You.
484
00:23:46,959 --> 00:23:49,996
Whenever he has on tails,
this happens.
485
00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:52,698
It does. Whenever you put on
your tails...
486
00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:54,934
...it makes you crazy.
487
00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:59,172
- It's Daddy dancing time.
- [Martha, laughing] Aw...
488
00:23:59,205 --> 00:24:01,607
♪ And find a land
that's so provincial ♪
489
00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:05,878
♪ We'll never hear
what Walter Winchell ♪
490
00:24:05,912 --> 00:24:07,613
♪ Might be forced to say ♪
491
00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:10,683
I need a zip here when
you're done, Fred Astaire.
492
00:24:10,716 --> 00:24:13,486
Yes, ma'am. Think we can
hear mother now.
493
00:24:16,522 --> 00:24:17,990
Shimmy it up.
494
00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:20,660
Ooh.
495
00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:23,129
There it is. Look at that neck.
496
00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:24,864
There's a tiny little hook.
497
00:24:24,897 --> 00:24:27,033
Now, that's a neck. That's...
498
00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:29,035
that's a neck I'd like to neck.
499
00:24:31,871 --> 00:24:33,739
I can't get that...
500
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:37,543
- Lovely.
- Love you.
501
00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:11,177
♪ I'll make
your life sublime ♪
502
00:25:11,210 --> 00:25:13,679
Pat sure has made a statement
seating us back here.
503
00:25:13,713 --> 00:25:14,947
I can't see a thing.
504
00:25:14,981 --> 00:25:17,617
And, honey, you know
it was no accident.
505
00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:19,151
♪ I'll take up all your time ♪
506
00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:23,256
♪ Compromising you ♪
507
00:25:23,289 --> 00:25:24,724
♪ Let's not delay... ♪
508
00:25:24,757 --> 00:25:26,592
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
509
00:25:26,626 --> 00:25:28,728
the President
and Mrs. Nixon present
510
00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:30,630
the Ray Conniff Singers.
511
00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:35,101
♪ New York is not for me ♪
512
00:25:37,670 --> 00:25:40,573
♪ Let's fly away ♪
513
00:25:46,913 --> 00:25:48,281
President Nixon,
514
00:25:48,314 --> 00:25:50,249
stop bombing human beings,
515
00:25:50,283 --> 00:25:52,585
animals, and vegetation.
516
00:25:52,618 --> 00:25:53,953
You go to church on Sundays,
517
00:25:53,986 --> 00:25:55,288
and you pray to Jesus Christ.
518
00:25:55,321 --> 00:25:57,123
If Jesus Christ
were here tonight,
519
00:25:57,156 --> 00:25:59,725
you would not dare
drop another bomb.
520
00:25:59,759 --> 00:26:02,862
Bless the Berrigans
and bless Daniel Ellsberg.
521
00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:04,664
Get her off the stage!
522
00:26:15,341 --> 00:26:17,143
Sorry about that,
Mr. President.
523
00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:19,979
Looks like someone needs to go
back to finishing school.
524
00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:22,882
- Let's move along, shall we?
525
00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:23,916
Ladies...
526
00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:33,326
Maureen?
527
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:34,794
Hey, John Dean.
528
00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:36,796
- Hi.
- Hi. I am so sorry I'm late.
529
00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:37,930
That's fine.
530
00:26:37,964 --> 00:26:39,231
It's not
some first-date power move.
531
00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:40,866
You know, things have been
nuts at work...
532
00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:42,969
- You know what? It's Mo.
- Traffic and--what?
533
00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:44,337
You can just call me Mo.
534
00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:46,939
Uh, the dating service
suggested that I use Maureen...
535
00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:48,174
Oh, Mo...
536
00:26:48,207 --> 00:26:49,308
...'cause I guess they
thought people would make...
537
00:26:49,342 --> 00:26:50,643
- Like the Stooges?
- ...a Stooges joke.
538
00:26:50,676 --> 00:26:51,911
What? Oh.
539
00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:53,279
So sorry.
540
00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:55,614
You're doing the Stooges--
I didn't--No, I-I remember.
541
00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:59,051
- Good.
- Yes.
542
00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:01,687
- Stooges.
- Um, so--
543
00:27:01,721 --> 00:27:04,690
Hi, hello. How are you know?
Now, I'm gonna give you these.
544
00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:06,926
It's for the, uh, Dijon Porsche
out front.
545
00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:08,694
Now, there's not a scratch
on it right now.
546
00:27:08,728 --> 00:27:10,363
And that's how I want to find
her when I come back, okay?
547
00:27:10,396 --> 00:27:12,198
I'm gonna take
special care of you, okay?
548
00:27:12,231 --> 00:27:14,333
- Mm-hmm.
- Thank you so much.
549
00:27:14,367 --> 00:27:15,868
Your table's ready.
550
00:27:15,901 --> 00:27:18,371
All right. Thank you.
551
00:27:18,404 --> 00:27:22,208
Mele Kalikimaka.
That's the thing to say.
552
00:27:22,241 --> 00:27:24,810
In blood, chained to the door
of County Animal Control,
553
00:27:24,844 --> 00:27:27,380
and I am screaming,
"No more pets have to die!"
554
00:27:27,413 --> 00:27:28,647
I'm sorry.
555
00:27:28,681 --> 00:27:30,016
"No more pets have to die."
556
00:27:30,049 --> 00:27:33,219
And then 20 minutes later,
I, uh--
557
00:27:33,252 --> 00:27:35,221
I find out I-I have
the wrong address,
558
00:27:35,254 --> 00:27:37,156
and I am chained to
the dentist's office next door.
559
00:27:37,189 --> 00:27:39,158
No!
560
00:27:39,191 --> 00:27:41,260
I guess I was a-a young man
with conviction.
561
00:27:41,293 --> 00:27:42,895
So what can I say?
562
00:27:42,928 --> 00:27:44,764
You know, it's embarrassing
to even think about it.
563
00:27:44,797 --> 00:27:47,066
No, no, it's so cute.
564
00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:54,407
You know, I'll be honest,
at the start of the night, I...
565
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,075
I thought I was
in real trouble.
566
00:27:56,108 --> 00:27:59,211
Oh. Why is that?
567
00:27:59,245 --> 00:28:01,113
Well, I don't want
to burst your bubble,
568
00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:05,184
but you don't exactly make
the best first impression.
569
00:28:05,217 --> 00:28:06,852
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
570
00:28:06,886 --> 00:28:09,722
You seemed like you were
gonna be a huge piece of shit.
571
00:28:09,755 --> 00:28:11,323
Oh.
572
00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:15,361
Well, that's funny,
because you kind of seemed
573
00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:17,263
stuck up and weird.
574
00:28:17,296 --> 00:28:19,031
No, I didn't.
575
00:28:19,065 --> 00:28:20,933
You're right.
576
00:28:20,966 --> 00:28:23,903
You seemed
great from the beginning.
577
00:28:26,939 --> 00:28:28,274
So what's a stewardess
from L.A.
578
00:28:28,307 --> 00:28:30,976
doing on a-a D.C.
dating service?
579
00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:32,978
I'm doing research.
580
00:28:33,012 --> 00:28:36,816
I'm thinking
of doing some writing.
581
00:28:36,849 --> 00:28:38,818
You want to be a journalist.
582
00:28:38,851 --> 00:28:40,052
- Mm.
- No.
583
00:28:40,086 --> 00:28:41,987
Someone didn't read
my profile too closely.
584
00:28:42,021 --> 00:28:44,123
- Well, I--
- I want to write novels.
585
00:28:44,156 --> 00:28:45,391
- Oh.
- Romantic novels.
586
00:28:45,424 --> 00:28:46,459
Oh?
587
00:28:46,492 --> 00:28:48,394
Stop it. It's nothing smutty.
588
00:28:48,427 --> 00:28:50,329
No, no, no, that's--
that's fantastic.
589
00:28:50,362 --> 00:28:52,331
But, um...
590
00:28:52,364 --> 00:28:53,432
why D.C.?
591
00:28:53,466 --> 00:28:55,401
I mean, people come here
for depth--
592
00:28:55,434 --> 00:28:56,802
No, I really like it here.
593
00:28:56,836 --> 00:28:58,170
- You do?
- I- I don't know.
594
00:28:58,204 --> 00:28:59,438
People come here to make
a difference in the world.
595
00:28:59,472 --> 00:29:01,307
- Well...
- It's nice.
596
00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:02,775
I mean, God, I'm not naive.
597
00:29:02,808 --> 00:29:05,144
I know, everybody has
to make compromises.
598
00:29:05,177 --> 00:29:09,081
And, well, you probably know
that better than anyone.
599
00:29:09,115 --> 00:29:10,416
What do you mean by that?
600
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,486
Come on. You know...
601
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:16,889
I'm--I'm not sure I do.
602
00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:18,924
I mean, um,
i-it just must be difficult
603
00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:20,392
working for a man like that.
604
00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:21,794
A man like what?
605
00:29:21,827 --> 00:29:24,296
A man like Richard Nixon.
606
00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:27,266
He's just a little bit
of a liar, don't you think?
607
00:29:27,299 --> 00:29:28,868
Oh, right.
608
00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:31,837
And you think LBJ
was some kind of Boy Scout?
609
00:29:31,871 --> 00:29:34,440
Well, Nixon really takes it
to a whole other level.
610
00:29:34,473 --> 00:29:35,941
How so?
611
00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:38,177
Uh, the stuff about ending
the war, for one thing.
612
00:29:38,210 --> 00:29:39,845
He's drawn down troop levels
by two thirds
613
00:29:39,879 --> 00:29:41,180
since he's been in office.
614
00:29:41,213 --> 00:29:42,815
I saw on the news
he's increased bombings.
615
00:29:42,848 --> 00:29:45,518
Did the news also mention
that he signed Title IX
616
00:29:45,551 --> 00:29:46,919
or established
617
00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:47,987
the Environmental Protection
Agency?
618
00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:49,355
Wow.
619
00:29:49,388 --> 00:29:50,890
You've really talked yourself
into this, haven't you?
620
00:29:50,923 --> 00:29:52,992
Talked myself into what?
621
00:29:54,026 --> 00:29:55,094
Um...
622
00:29:57,163 --> 00:29:58,364
Maybe this wasn't
623
00:29:58,397 --> 00:29:59,932
the best topic
of conversation to bring up--
624
00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:01,200
- No, no, no, no, no, no..
- We don't have--John--
625
00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:03,002
What about you?
What--what about you?
626
00:30:03,035 --> 00:30:04,236
What about me?
627
00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:06,205
- Oh, come on.
- Uh...
628
00:30:06,238 --> 00:30:08,040
You're just like
all your liberal friends.
629
00:30:08,073 --> 00:30:10,943
You--you playact like you want
to save the world,
630
00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:12,545
when all you really care about
is finding a guy
631
00:30:12,578 --> 00:30:14,413
with enough bread
to pick up the check.
632
00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:25,124
Hoped you guys saved
room for the Baked Alaska.
633
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,095
I must have
been drunk when I said that.
634
00:30:30,129 --> 00:30:31,597
Now I've got Dick calling me
635
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:34,066
'cause he's got Kissinger
up his ass again.
636
00:30:35,267 --> 00:30:36,602
I should have said no to Dick
637
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:39,905
the second he asked me
to come play politics out here.
638
00:30:39,939 --> 00:30:42,508
Should have stayed in New York.
Could have kept my practice.
639
00:30:42,541 --> 00:30:45,578
Hmm. We'd still have
our house Upstate.
640
00:30:45,611 --> 00:30:47,379
Remember when we used to drink
641
00:30:47,413 --> 00:30:49,081
a whole bottle
of blackberry wine
642
00:30:49,114 --> 00:30:51,250
and watch the moon
rise over the bay?
643
00:30:51,283 --> 00:30:53,586
- I miss those nights.
- Mm.
644
00:30:53,619 --> 00:30:56,355
I've got an idea.
645
00:30:56,388 --> 00:30:57,456
Let's catch a flight somewhere.
646
00:30:57,489 --> 00:31:01,060
We'll go to China,
India, New York.
647
00:31:01,093 --> 00:31:03,262
Dick needs me, honey bear.
You know that.
648
00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:04,997
The man's an emotional wreck.
649
00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:07,166
Without me, he wouldn't get
through to November.
650
00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:12,605
Of course.
Don't know what I was thinking.
651
00:31:25,251 --> 00:31:26,252
Hello?
652
00:31:26,285 --> 00:31:27,553
Winnie, honey.
653
00:31:27,586 --> 00:31:29,154
You won't believe
the night I've had,
654
00:31:29,188 --> 00:31:30,389
a protester crashed...
655
00:31:30,422 --> 00:31:32,057
Martha?
656
00:31:32,091 --> 00:31:33,459
...the first lady's
miserable social evening.
657
00:31:33,492 --> 00:31:35,027
Jesus, what time is it?
658
00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:37,529
Poor woman. They had to
drag her right off the stage.
659
00:31:37,563 --> 00:31:39,298
How did you get my number?
660
00:31:39,331 --> 00:31:41,133
Of course, my husband had to
leave me alone the whole night
661
00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:42,635
'cause he's busy playing
the middleman
662
00:31:42,668 --> 00:31:44,169
in this silly feud
663
00:31:44,203 --> 00:31:46,472
the president's got going
with Henry.
664
00:31:46,505 --> 00:31:48,007
Henry?
665
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,643
As in, like...
666
00:31:50,676 --> 00:31:52,244
Henry Kissinger?
667
00:31:52,278 --> 00:31:54,179
I really shouldn't say.
668
00:32:15,968 --> 00:32:18,671
Father. May I?
669
00:32:23,309 --> 00:32:26,078
Raymond, what are you doing up?
670
00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:31,383
I was having bad dreams again.
671
00:32:33,218 --> 00:32:34,987
Are you okay, Father?
672
00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:38,324
Had a little whoopsie today
at work.
673
00:32:38,357 --> 00:32:40,159
What kind of whoopsie?
674
00:32:40,192 --> 00:32:43,595
Remember
when you were in art class
675
00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:46,565
and Miss Grimmer caught you
eating all the other kids' glue
676
00:32:46,598 --> 00:32:49,201
and all the other kids
laughed at you?
677
00:32:50,402 --> 00:32:53,072
All the other kids laughed
at me today, Raymond.
678
00:33:06,618 --> 00:33:08,387
Sometimes...
679
00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:11,724
when the other boys
at school laugh at me...
680
00:33:11,757 --> 00:33:14,393
Mother says I should make
friends with them.
681
00:33:14,426 --> 00:33:18,063
She says there are good ships
682
00:33:18,097 --> 00:33:19,631
and wood ships
683
00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:22,034
and ships that sail the sea,
684
00:33:22,067 --> 00:33:25,571
but the best ships
are friendships.
685
00:33:51,096 --> 00:33:53,432
Linda, would you put in a call
686
00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:56,802
to, uh, ah,
Harry Welch at the FAA?
687
00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:58,437
Have him send us
any information
688
00:33:58,470 --> 00:34:01,473
he has on a registered
flight attendant, Maureen Kane.
689
00:34:01,507 --> 00:34:03,308
Oh, and, uh, Liddy should be
here any minute
690
00:34:03,342 --> 00:34:05,144
- for the meeting.
- Uh, Liddy's already here.
691
00:34:05,177 --> 00:34:06,779
He arrived
over a half hour ago.
692
00:34:06,812 --> 00:34:08,814
He's already here? Where is he?
693
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,315
Mitchell's office.
694
00:34:10,349 --> 00:34:12,050
- Jesus.
- You want me to go--
695
00:34:12,084 --> 00:34:13,619
I'm so sorry.
696
00:34:13,652 --> 00:34:15,053
Are they in there?
697
00:34:17,589 --> 00:34:19,491
Speak of the devil,
and he doth appear.
698
00:34:19,525 --> 00:34:20,526
What's the matter, Dean?
699
00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:22,161
You look
like you just got caught
700
00:34:22,194 --> 00:34:23,462
butt-fucking your sister.
701
00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:25,164
I don't have a-a sister, sir.
702
00:34:25,197 --> 00:34:26,598
Um...
703
00:34:26,632 --> 00:34:28,600
are we celebrating something?
704
00:34:28,634 --> 00:34:30,836
Wow, sharp as a tack.
Tell him, Liddy.
705
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:32,638
I ran into Mr. Mitchell
this morning
706
00:34:32,671 --> 00:34:34,339
on the way into the office
707
00:34:34,373 --> 00:34:37,776
and I had a few rough ideas
for pared-down operations--
708
00:34:37,810 --> 00:34:39,244
sketches really.
709
00:34:39,278 --> 00:34:40,712
Ah, don't beat yourself up.
710
00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:42,314
We made some adjustments.
711
00:34:42,347 --> 00:34:43,782
It was all you, Mr. Mitchell.
712
00:34:43,816 --> 00:34:47,152
He helped me come up with
a whole new operation plan.
713
00:34:47,186 --> 00:34:49,755
This man truly knows
his tradecraft.
714
00:34:49,788 --> 00:34:54,226
Sir, are you sure
it's wise to be, um...
715
00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:58,430
casually discussing illicit
activities in your office?
716
00:34:58,464 --> 00:35:00,599
Teacher's here. Fun's over.
717
00:35:00,632 --> 00:35:02,301
Well, no.
718
00:35:03,368 --> 00:35:06,505
Gordo, fabulous work.
719
00:35:06,538 --> 00:35:08,674
Just, uh, talk to Jeb.
720
00:35:08,707 --> 00:35:10,676
He'll take care
of the logistics with you.
721
00:35:10,709 --> 00:35:13,212
Thank you, sir.
722
00:35:13,245 --> 00:35:15,781
Well, whatever you told
that chowderhead
723
00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:19,751
to get him to drop
the James Bond act, it worked.
724
00:35:19,785 --> 00:35:23,655
Well, I just, uh, showed him
how to be a team player, sir.
725
00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:26,658
Hmm. Tell you what...
726
00:35:26,692 --> 00:35:28,827
my wife is doing
a campaign fundraiser
727
00:35:28,861 --> 00:35:30,829
at our house Saturday.
728
00:35:30,863 --> 00:35:32,698
Why don't you come by?
729
00:35:32,731 --> 00:35:35,234
You know?
For all your hard work.
730
00:35:35,267 --> 00:35:36,602
I'd be honored, sir.
731
00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:39,171
And bring a date--
something nice on the eyes.
732
00:35:39,204 --> 00:35:40,739
Right. Okay.
733
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,488
What the hell?
734
00:35:56,522 --> 00:35:58,423
Go, go, go.
735
00:35:58,457 --> 00:36:00,893
Mo. Hey.
I can't believe it.
736
00:36:00,926 --> 00:36:02,561
I was just about
to check in for my flight.
737
00:36:02,594 --> 00:36:03,896
And I was thinking,
what are the odds
738
00:36:03,929 --> 00:36:05,564
I'd run into Mo Kane
at the airport?
739
00:36:05,597 --> 00:36:07,499
And here you are.
That is crazy.
740
00:36:07,533 --> 00:36:09,468
Huh, how did you find me?
741
00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:11,937
Well, I just--I saw you
coming up the thing.
742
00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:14,206
- Where's your ticket?
- Excuse me?
743
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:15,741
You said you were checking in
for your flight.
744
00:36:15,774 --> 00:36:17,276
You should have a ticket.
745
00:36:17,309 --> 00:36:18,510
Oh, right, ticket.
746
00:36:18,544 --> 00:36:20,412
Um, that--
that is a very good--
747
00:36:20,445 --> 00:36:22,748
Oh, you know, shoot,
I must have thrown it
748
00:36:22,781 --> 00:36:24,483
in the trash
with my food there.
749
00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:26,218
Um, I have to get
a new one now.
750
00:36:26,251 --> 00:36:27,519
Do you know the lady?
Maybe you can--
751
00:36:27,553 --> 00:36:28,854
You little psychopath.
752
00:36:28,887 --> 00:36:29,922
What?
753
00:36:29,955 --> 00:36:32,257
Did you call the FAA?
754
00:36:32,291 --> 00:36:33,692
Call the--
755
00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:36,261
No. What? No.
756
00:36:36,295 --> 00:36:37,930
Why would I--
why would I do that?
757
00:36:37,963 --> 00:36:39,398
To find out my flight schedule
758
00:36:39,431 --> 00:36:41,767
so you could manufacture
a way to bump into me
759
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,602
in the futile hope
you could apologize your way
760
00:36:43,635 --> 00:36:45,304
into a second date.
761
00:36:47,839 --> 00:36:50,475
Has this--has this happened
to you before?
762
00:36:50,509 --> 00:36:52,344
It's a pilot trick.
763
00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:54,846
I have to say, it's never felt
quite so pathetic until now.
764
00:36:56,982 --> 00:36:58,517
Mo. Wait, please.
765
00:36:58,550 --> 00:36:59,718
- John.
- Please.
766
00:36:59,751 --> 00:37:00,986
You seem very nice.
767
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:04,323
Do you know what it is?
I am looking for a man.
768
00:37:04,356 --> 00:37:06,558
And I can't waste my time
with little boys anymore.
769
00:37:06,592 --> 00:37:08,327
I know I was an asshole
the other night.
770
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:09,394
Mm-hmm.
771
00:37:09,428 --> 00:37:10,529
But I want
to make it up to you.
772
00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:11,797
There's this fundraiser
next weekend,
773
00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:13,565
and everyone who's anyone
in D.C. is gonna be there.
774
00:37:13,599 --> 00:37:15,667
You want to take me
to a Republican fundraiser?
775
00:37:15,701 --> 00:37:17,569
It'll be great material
for your novel.
776
00:37:17,603 --> 00:37:19,271
And besides, we don't have
to talk to anybody.
777
00:37:19,304 --> 00:37:21,273
We can just sit
in the corner all night,
778
00:37:21,306 --> 00:37:23,508
drinking John Mitchell's
scotch, making fun of people--
779
00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:26,945
Um, John Mitchell?
Martha Mitchell's husband?
780
00:37:26,979 --> 00:37:28,447
Yeah. Why? You--you like her?
781
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,349
She's completely insane.
782
00:37:30,382 --> 00:37:32,651
I love her.
783
00:37:32,684 --> 00:37:35,988
So you will go with me?
784
00:37:36,021 --> 00:37:39,758
Um, I'm gonna think about it.
785
00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:42,561
I'm gonna see when the airline
has me back in D.C.--
786
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:44,663
Thursday. I-I mean...
787
00:37:44,696 --> 00:37:46,832
I hope they have you back
on Thursday
788
00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:49,968
because that would be, uh...
that would be perfect timing.
789
00:37:50,002 --> 00:37:52,471
Holy shit, man.
790
00:37:55,307 --> 00:37:57,843
- Do you have my number?
- Leave it with the FAA.
791
00:38:17,429 --> 00:38:19,598
- Ahoy!
- Oh! Ha ha!
792
00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:21,566
What the--
793
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,635
Mitchell sent me
down to inform you
794
00:38:23,669 --> 00:38:25,837
he's approved of my plans.
795
00:38:25,871 --> 00:38:27,839
Now, before you fill
your diaper,
796
00:38:27,873 --> 00:38:30,676
you'll be relieved to know
that I've trimmed the budget
797
00:38:30,709 --> 00:38:33,011
to a manageable
quarter million.
798
00:38:33,045 --> 00:38:34,579
Hey, well,
that's fantastic news.
799
00:38:34,613 --> 00:38:35,614
That's great.
800
00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:38,750
Uh, only problem is, um...
801
00:38:39,885 --> 00:38:42,954
...Mitchell doesn't control
the purse strings around here.
802
00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:44,423
I do.
803
00:38:44,456 --> 00:38:47,426
So you're gonna have to make do
with $200,000.
804
00:38:47,459 --> 00:38:49,861
That's--that's all we got.
805
00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:52,631
Do you think this is a joke?
806
00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:53,732
No.
807
00:38:53,765 --> 00:38:56,768
This operation requires
808
00:38:56,802 --> 00:38:59,604
untraceable
foreign contractors.
809
00:38:59,638 --> 00:39:01,640
I need at least five Cubans.
810
00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:03,075
Cubans? Well, I mean,
811
00:39:03,108 --> 00:39:05,077
how- how expensive
are Cubans these days?
812
00:39:05,110 --> 00:39:08,980
Why--just get cheaper Cubans.
How about Puerto Ricans?
813
00:39:12,017 --> 00:39:13,852
Hmm.
814
00:39:15,053 --> 00:39:17,723
You've never tasted
your own blood.
815
00:39:17,756 --> 00:39:20,125
- Pardon me?
- You haven't. Ah...
816
00:39:21,593 --> 00:39:23,562
I can tell.
817
00:39:23,595 --> 00:39:25,530
You know that?
818
00:39:25,564 --> 00:39:28,700
You don't know the first thing
about passion,
819
00:39:28,734 --> 00:39:31,470
about el sangre de libertad.
820
00:39:31,503 --> 00:39:33,839
But you know who does?
821
00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:37,909
Those magnificent men
you just maligned.
822
00:39:37,943 --> 00:39:38,944
- Yeah.
- They know.
823
00:39:38,977 --> 00:39:40,045
God, I got to tell you,
824
00:39:40,078 --> 00:39:42,547
I-I don't appreciate
your tone, Gordo.
825
00:39:42,581 --> 00:39:43,582
No.
826
00:39:45,584 --> 00:39:48,920
They are freedom fighters,
you fuck!
827
00:39:48,954 --> 00:39:50,789
Please let go of me,
you psychopath.
828
00:39:50,822 --> 00:39:55,494
You prep-school sissies think
that you own the world...
829
00:39:55,527 --> 00:39:57,129
but you don't.
830
00:39:57,162 --> 00:40:00,132
The natural world rejects you.
831
00:40:00,165 --> 00:40:03,034
You taste your blood now,
don't you?
832
00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:22,020
Bean-counting Ivy League fag.
833
00:40:26,091 --> 00:40:27,459
Rough day?
834
00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:32,030
Never thought I'd encounter
a bureaucracy
835
00:40:32,063 --> 00:40:35,033
more stocked with vipers
than the FBI.
836
00:40:36,668 --> 00:40:38,637
A thousand petty tyrannies.
837
00:40:40,672 --> 00:40:42,040
You're a Bureau man?
838
00:40:42,073 --> 00:40:44,810
Five years strong. You?
839
00:40:44,843 --> 00:40:46,545
CIA.
840
00:40:46,578 --> 00:40:48,980
I've always admired Hoover.
841
00:40:49,014 --> 00:40:51,917
They don't make them
like him anymore.
842
00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:53,218
I agree.
843
00:40:55,487 --> 00:40:57,889
Jim McCord.
844
00:40:57,923 --> 00:41:00,559
Liddy, General Counsel.
845
00:41:00,592 --> 00:41:02,194
Liddy...
846
00:41:02,227 --> 00:41:05,597
fella who burnt himself
with a candle, right?
847
00:41:10,235 --> 00:41:12,971
Gaius Scaevola would be proud.
848
00:41:14,139 --> 00:41:15,874
Hero of Rome.
849
00:41:17,008 --> 00:41:20,745
Soldier.
850
00:41:32,958 --> 00:41:35,527
Oh, hi.
851
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,495
Great shirt.
852
00:41:37,529 --> 00:41:39,531
Mo, he's here.
853
00:41:39,564 --> 00:41:40,765
Smells good in there.
854
00:41:40,799 --> 00:41:43,602
I, uh, smoked a little
grass myself back in college.
855
00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:48,807
Hi.
856
00:41:50,542 --> 00:41:52,544
Wow. You--
857
00:41:52,577 --> 00:41:53,712
you look--
858
00:41:53,745 --> 00:41:56,648
Thank you.
Anything for Martha Mitchell.
859
00:42:07,959 --> 00:42:09,594
All right.
860
00:42:10,996 --> 00:42:13,164
Welcome, sir, ma'am.
861
00:42:14,266 --> 00:42:15,600
- For you.
- Oh, thank you.
862
00:42:15,634 --> 00:42:16,635
Cheers.
863
00:42:16,668 --> 00:42:17,669
- Oh, hi. Hey.
- John.
864
00:42:17,702 --> 00:42:19,871
- How's it going?
- Hello. Hi.
865
00:42:19,905 --> 00:42:21,806
You have blood on your hands.
866
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,275
- Look who it is. See?
- Oh, my God.
867
00:42:23,308 --> 00:42:25,777
- Want to go say hi?
- Yes, I want to say hi.
868
00:42:25,810 --> 00:42:27,946
- She looks amazing.
- So gorgeous.
869
00:42:27,979 --> 00:42:29,948
I want to get a picture.
870
00:42:29,981 --> 00:42:31,716
Aw.
871
00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:32,951
Excuse me, Mrs. Mitchell.
872
00:42:32,984 --> 00:42:34,586
Uh, my name is John Dean.
I work with your husband.
873
00:42:34,619 --> 00:42:35,820
Oh, Mr. Dean.
874
00:42:35,854 --> 00:42:37,589
Yes, my husband speaks
very highly of you.
875
00:42:37,622 --> 00:42:39,291
Say hello to Mr. Dean, buttercup.
876
00:42:39,324 --> 00:42:40,859
- Hi.
- Hello.
877
00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:43,929
Hmm.
We're working on her volume.
878
00:42:43,962 --> 00:42:45,597
Who is this vision in blue?
879
00:42:45,630 --> 00:42:47,832
Maureen Kane.
It's an honor to--
880
00:42:47,866 --> 00:42:49,668
I'm j- I'm a huge fan.
881
00:42:49,701 --> 00:42:50,936
Thank you.
882
00:42:50,969 --> 00:42:53,738
May I say the two of you
make a striking couple.
883
00:42:53,772 --> 00:42:54,940
Oh, we're not really--
884
00:42:54,973 --> 00:42:56,274
That's so sweet of you.
Thank you so much.
885
00:42:56,308 --> 00:42:57,575
Thank you. Thank you.
886
00:42:57,609 --> 00:42:59,577
All right, Mrs. Mitchell,
right over here.
887
00:42:59,611 --> 00:43:01,813
Oh. Picture?
888
00:43:01,846 --> 00:43:04,582
Are we getting in? Oh, my--
889
00:43:04,616 --> 00:43:05,817
Thank you.
890
00:43:05,850 --> 00:43:06,851
Mm-hmm.
891
00:43:06,885 --> 00:43:08,620
Enjoy yourselves.
Nice to meet you.
892
00:43:08,653 --> 00:43:11,056
- So nice to meet you.
- Thank you.
893
00:43:12,958 --> 00:43:15,160
- Hmm?
- Hmm.
894
00:43:19,998 --> 00:43:21,866
Okay, who are they,
the buzz cuts?
895
00:43:21,900 --> 00:43:23,068
Oh, that?
896
00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:25,070
Uh, that's the president's
chief of staff.
897
00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:26,338
On the right, Bob Haldeman.
898
00:43:26,371 --> 00:43:27,872
Okay.
899
00:43:27,906 --> 00:43:29,274
On the left
is John Ehrlichman.
900
00:43:29,307 --> 00:43:31,176
And nobody gets to Nixon
except through them.
901
00:43:31,209 --> 00:43:32,844
They call them the Berlin Wall.
902
00:43:32,877 --> 00:43:33,878
Hmm.
903
00:43:33,912 --> 00:43:36,181
- The Berlin Wall, huh?
- Mm.
904
00:43:36,214 --> 00:43:39,117
Hmm. Hmm.
905
00:43:39,150 --> 00:43:40,919
Wait, where you going?
906
00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:44,089
Mo. No. Mo. Mo. Mo, Mo.
907
00:43:44,122 --> 00:43:47,359
Now McGovern's got James Taylor
and Barbra Streisand
908
00:43:47,392 --> 00:43:48,727
stumping for him,
909
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:50,128
as if the voters
are going to be swayed
910
00:43:50,161 --> 00:43:52,897
by a couple of moderately
fuckable socialists.
911
00:43:54,733 --> 00:43:57,202
I'm a big Streisand fan.
What's wrong with her?
912
00:43:57,235 --> 00:43:59,971
- Excuse me?
- Uh...
913
00:44:00,005 --> 00:44:01,873
sorry, y--you are?
914
00:44:01,906 --> 00:44:04,209
I'm Mo Kane.
I think you know my date.
915
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:08,413
John Dean, sir.
916
00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:10,849
I got a haircut.
917
00:44:10,882 --> 00:44:13,151
Yes, that's it. Right.
918
00:44:13,184 --> 00:44:14,919
My apologies
if John caused any offense
919
00:44:14,953 --> 00:44:16,321
with the Streisand thing,
ma'am.
920
00:44:16,354 --> 00:44:19,224
Oh, God. Hey, as a-a member
in good standing
921
00:44:19,257 --> 00:44:21,359
of the league of moderately
fuckable socialists,
922
00:44:21,393 --> 00:44:23,228
I accept your apology.
923
00:44:23,261 --> 00:44:25,063
Where did you find
this one, Dean?
924
00:44:25,096 --> 00:44:28,366
She's a live one.
925
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,336
Uh, by the way, Bob, I've been
meaning to, uh, thank you
926
00:44:31,369 --> 00:44:34,439
for conveying that message
from POTUS on my behalf.
927
00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:36,908
Mitchell told me about
the, uh, president's request
928
00:44:36,941 --> 00:44:39,411
that I come help with the
election compliance operations
929
00:44:39,444 --> 00:44:41,046
over at CREEP.
930
00:44:41,079 --> 00:44:42,781
Oh, uh, I'm--I'm sorry.
931
00:44:42,814 --> 00:44:44,682
I've never spoken about you
with the president
932
00:44:44,716 --> 00:44:47,786
or really anyone else
for that matter.
933
00:44:47,819 --> 00:44:49,287
Word of advice...
934
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:52,424
learn to recognize a snake
when you see one.
935
00:44:52,457 --> 00:44:54,192
Hmm.
936
00:45:04,135 --> 00:45:06,371
Oh, God.
John, this party is crazy.
937
00:45:06,404 --> 00:45:08,239
Ehrlichman is a fascist.
938
00:45:08,273 --> 00:45:11,743
He wants to nuke all of Asia.
Everyone's so evil here.
939
00:45:11,776 --> 00:45:13,778
I'm having so much fun.
What's wrong?
940
00:45:13,812 --> 00:45:15,380
- You okay?
- It's nothing. We should go.
941
00:45:15,413 --> 00:45:16,714
No, we just got here.
942
00:45:16,748 --> 00:45:18,483
- I'll get our coats.
- Oh, okay.
943
00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:22,921
Uh, sir, Kissinger's office
just called.
944
00:45:22,954 --> 00:45:24,856
They've been trying to
reach you for the past hour.
945
00:45:24,889 --> 00:45:26,124
In regards to what?
946
00:45:26,191 --> 00:45:27,759
Apparently your wife
spoke out
947
00:45:27,826 --> 00:45:31,463
about some sort of feud
he's having with the president.
948
00:45:31,496 --> 00:45:33,131
What the fuck?
949
00:45:33,164 --> 00:45:35,333
Martha.
950
00:45:37,035 --> 00:45:38,303
God as my witness, woman,
951
00:45:38,336 --> 00:45:40,371
I will cancel
your Diners Club card
952
00:45:40,405 --> 00:45:43,374
if you don't open
this door right now.
953
00:45:43,408 --> 00:45:44,843
What? What do you want?
954
00:45:44,876 --> 00:45:46,444
You want to berate me
in front of our guests?
955
00:45:53,284 --> 00:45:55,086
Oh, fuck me! Jesus!
956
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,021
Ah.
957
00:45:57,055 --> 00:45:58,957
I mean...
958
00:45:58,990 --> 00:46:00,492
Sorry.
959
00:46:03,394 --> 00:46:07,232
- Are you okay?
- I hate this stupid dress.
960
00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:09,334
My mom had it made for me.
961
00:46:09,367 --> 00:46:12,270
I look like Little Bo Peep.
962
00:46:15,306 --> 00:46:17,876
You want a Doublemint?
963
00:46:17,909 --> 00:46:19,344
No, thanks.
964
00:46:24,983 --> 00:46:26,317
Cigarette?
965
00:46:27,886 --> 00:46:29,354
It's just
an interview, for God's sake.
966
00:46:29,387 --> 00:46:31,022
It's not the end of the world.
967
00:46:31,055 --> 00:46:33,958
You had to mention Kissinger,
like I need more enemies.
968
00:46:33,992 --> 00:46:35,426
"Martha Mitchell bares all."
969
00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:37,896
Is this some kind of
retribution for the other night
970
00:46:37,929 --> 00:46:40,165
'cause I didn't just drop everything
971
00:46:40,198 --> 00:46:43,201
and whisk Martha
off to some foreign land
972
00:46:43,234 --> 00:46:44,536
or wherever the fuck?
973
00:46:44,569 --> 00:46:47,005
Yeah. So you--you do know
I have feelings.
974
00:46:47,038 --> 00:46:48,406
You just choose to ignore them.
975
00:46:48,439 --> 00:46:51,009
I see. I'm sure if he asked
to go on vacation,
976
00:46:51,042 --> 00:46:53,111
you'd have your bags packed
in one hour.
977
00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:54,379
He's my boss.
978
00:46:54,412 --> 00:46:56,080
He's your life.
979
00:46:56,114 --> 00:46:58,917
You roll over
for him day and night.
980
00:46:58,950 --> 00:47:00,919
- My God. My God.
- What is the draw, really?
981
00:47:00,952 --> 00:47:03,154
- Tell me. The subservience--
- That's enough.
982
00:47:03,188 --> 00:47:05,423
Is it that he makes you feel
like a big man,
983
00:47:05,456 --> 00:47:07,959
- makes you feel wanted?
- That's enough, Martha.
984
00:47:07,992 --> 00:47:10,395
I mean, your dick
must look so big
985
00:47:10,428 --> 00:47:12,497
in his tiny hands.
986
00:47:19,103 --> 00:47:23,441
Look, let's just both
take a breath.
987
00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:28,379
You take a fucking breath.
988
00:47:28,413 --> 00:47:30,982
My mama slaps me
harder than that.
989
00:47:35,119 --> 00:47:37,055
You're a--you're a pig!
990
00:47:37,088 --> 00:47:38,957
All day--
991
00:47:42,994 --> 00:47:44,862
Nobody cares what you think!
992
00:47:48,132 --> 00:47:52,136
They used to like each other
before we moved here.
993
00:47:52,170 --> 00:47:55,907
Now everything's just terrible.
994
00:47:55,940 --> 00:47:59,544
I hate parties.
I hate all of these people.
995
00:47:59,577 --> 00:48:00,645
How old are you?
996
00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:03,014
Eleven and a half.
997
00:48:03,047 --> 00:48:05,917
What you need
is an exit strategy.
998
00:48:05,950 --> 00:48:08,486
You can petition
for emancipation at 16.
999
00:48:08,519 --> 00:48:11,122
Seems a little extreme.
1000
00:48:15,660 --> 00:48:17,028
And that isn't?
1001
00:48:19,030 --> 00:48:20,231
Do you have a business card?
1002
00:48:23,501 --> 00:48:26,671
I will represent you pro bono.
1003
00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:28,239
I'd get started now,
1004
00:48:28,273 --> 00:48:31,209
but, uh, I'm a little busy
with the president.
1005
00:48:31,242 --> 00:48:33,678
My mom says Nixon's dogshit.
1006
00:48:36,214 --> 00:48:38,349
Honestly, I wouldn't know.
1007
00:48:38,383 --> 00:48:40,351
I've never even met the guy.
1008
00:48:46,924 --> 00:48:47,992
Bye.
1009
00:48:52,196 --> 00:48:54,699
- You ready?
- Yeah.
1010
00:48:58,569 --> 00:49:02,407
The election is in eight
fucking months, Martha.
1011
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:07,178
You can just keep your mouth
shut for eight months,
1012
00:49:07,211 --> 00:49:08,713
we'll be fine.
1013
00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:11,349
Get another wife
if you want a silent one
1014
00:49:11,382 --> 00:49:14,052
or marry that portrait
I had made for you,
1015
00:49:14,085 --> 00:49:16,487
which you never
thanked me for, by the way.
1016
00:49:19,524 --> 00:49:22,093
You want to know
the truth, Martha?
1017
00:49:24,028 --> 00:49:25,997
There's no conspiracy
against you.
1018
00:49:26,030 --> 00:49:30,435
There's no collusion
hiding in the shadows.
1019
00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:35,073
People just don't like you.
1020
00:49:35,106 --> 00:49:38,543
That's why we can't fly
on Air Force One.
1021
00:49:38,576 --> 00:49:40,078
Oh, and those journalists
1022
00:49:40,111 --> 00:49:42,080
that you call
in the middle of night--
1023
00:49:42,113 --> 00:49:43,581
they're not your friends.
1024
00:49:45,583 --> 00:49:49,320
They just can't take
their eyes off a good show.
1025
00:50:21,486 --> 00:50:23,688
Bob Haldeman sees my name
on six memos a day.
1026
00:50:23,721 --> 00:50:26,591
Has no fucking idea who I am.
1027
00:50:26,624 --> 00:50:29,293
Oh, important people
are only as important
1028
00:50:29,327 --> 00:50:31,095
as the rest of us make them.
1029
00:50:31,129 --> 00:50:33,765
Just don't give
them that power.
1030
00:50:38,136 --> 00:50:39,604
You're very wise.
1031
00:50:39,637 --> 00:50:41,672
You sound surprised.
1032
00:50:43,207 --> 00:50:46,110
These fucking people.
1033
00:50:46,144 --> 00:50:48,613
I think it's a good thing
you're not like those people.
1034
00:50:48,646 --> 00:50:51,149
You're better than them.
1035
00:50:51,182 --> 00:50:53,818
- You barely know me.
- That is true.
1036
00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:58,656
But I do know you
well enough to know
1037
00:50:58,689 --> 00:51:01,392
that you're
a good person deep down,
1038
00:51:01,426 --> 00:51:03,428
even when no one's watching.
1039
00:51:05,329 --> 00:51:08,166
But then I also know
that you used the FAA
1040
00:51:08,199 --> 00:51:12,236
to find out my flight schedule,
which is a huge red flag,
1041
00:51:12,270 --> 00:51:14,806
but it did show
uncanny initiative.
1042
00:51:14,839 --> 00:51:16,507
Oh...
1043
00:51:16,541 --> 00:51:18,476
And I know your dirty secret.
1044
00:51:20,645 --> 00:51:23,347
In the moments
when you shut up,
1045
00:51:23,381 --> 00:51:26,584
you actually know
how to listen.
1046
00:51:26,617 --> 00:51:28,753
- Wait, I know how to shut up.
- Stop talking.
1047
00:51:28,786 --> 00:51:31,122
- Wha--
- Stop fucking talking.
1048
00:51:33,324 --> 00:51:34,659
I'm stopping.
1049
00:51:53,478 --> 00:51:56,147
Which one's your house?
1050
00:52:09,694 --> 00:52:11,729
Met a young couple tonight.
1051
00:52:11,762 --> 00:52:15,233
Reminded me
of a long time ago...
1052
00:52:15,266 --> 00:52:18,803
being at the beginning
of something.
1053
00:52:18,836 --> 00:52:21,272
I'm sorry, I didn't know
anybody was out here.
1054
00:52:21,305 --> 00:52:22,573
That's quite all right.
1055
00:52:23,908 --> 00:52:25,676
Would you happen
to have a cigarette?
1056
00:52:29,747 --> 00:52:31,549
Thank you.
1057
00:52:41,592 --> 00:52:45,730
I hope I'm not out of line
here, Mrs. Mitchell, but...
1058
00:52:45,763 --> 00:52:47,732
I wanted to tell you
that I read
1059
00:52:47,765 --> 00:52:50,568
your Ladies' Home Journal interview.
1060
00:52:50,601 --> 00:52:54,472
There aren't many honest people
left in this town.
1061
00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:56,274
I believe you're one of them.
1062
00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:02,413
Well, thank you.
1063
00:53:02,446 --> 00:53:04,181
McCord, wasn't it?
1064
00:53:04,215 --> 00:53:06,584
Yes, ma'am, James McCord.
1065
00:53:06,617 --> 00:53:08,819
I appreciate you, James McCord.
1066
00:53:14,792 --> 00:53:16,594
Ma'am.
1067
00:53:27,638 --> 00:53:32,510
Mmm.
1068
00:53:35,947 --> 00:53:37,481
Mmm.
1069
00:53:37,515 --> 00:53:39,984
Fetch the sugar
for me, would you, dear?
1070
00:54:02,373 --> 00:54:03,541
California?
1071
00:54:03,574 --> 00:54:05,543
We got a couple of fundraisers
out there.
1072
00:54:05,576 --> 00:54:07,645
I thought it'd give you
a chance
1073
00:54:07,678 --> 00:54:10,781
to try on
that new swimsuit of yours.
1074
00:54:10,815 --> 00:54:13,651
The one with the cutouts?
1075
00:54:13,684 --> 00:54:16,854
I don't know if that's
appropriate for a public beach.
1076
00:54:16,887 --> 00:54:18,823
Well...
1077
00:54:18,856 --> 00:54:21,993
maybe you and I could find
1078
00:54:22,026 --> 00:54:24,929
something a bit more...
1079
00:54:24,962 --> 00:54:26,564
secluded.
1080
00:54:31,869 --> 00:54:34,405
I want to go
to boarding school.
1081
00:54:46,717 --> 00:54:47,818
You know, John,
1082
00:54:47,852 --> 00:54:49,787
whatever it is
they're making you do...
1083
00:54:51,389 --> 00:54:53,290
...you don't have to do it.
1084
00:54:54,925 --> 00:54:56,594
Just saying
you always have a choice.
1085
00:55:26,390 --> 00:55:28,959
Oh, I'm sorry.
Mr. Mitchell's out for the day.
1086
00:55:28,993 --> 00:55:30,428
Oh--
1087
00:55:30,461 --> 00:55:32,329
But you can leave that
on his desk if you'd like.
1088
00:55:32,363 --> 00:55:35,066
Right.
1089
00:55:35,099 --> 00:55:37,034
Mr. Mitchell's office.
1090
00:56:14,538 --> 00:56:15,973
Mr. Dean,
1091
00:56:16,006 --> 00:56:18,676
uh, I can hold on
to that if you want.
1092
00:56:18,709 --> 00:56:21,812
Give it to Mr. Mitchell
personally when he comes in.
1093
00:56:21,846 --> 00:56:24,682
Don't worry about the letter.
1094
00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:27,752
It was a false alarm.
1095
00:56:27,785 --> 00:56:29,019
The names of great men
1096
00:56:29,053 --> 00:56:30,855
are etched
in the halls of power...
1097
00:56:30,888 --> 00:56:31,956
I'll see myself out.
1098
00:56:31,989 --> 00:56:33,457
...Napoleon...
1099
00:56:33,491 --> 00:56:34,625
Thank you.
1100
00:56:34,658 --> 00:56:37,061
...Alexander, Charlemagne.
1101
00:56:38,896 --> 00:56:42,533
But who will tell our stories
when we're gone?
1102
00:56:42,566 --> 00:56:44,668
Who will sing our songs?
1103
00:56:47,705 --> 00:56:50,775
For not all men who change
the world are remembered.
1104
00:56:52,143 --> 00:56:55,546
Most are lost
like embers in a fire.
1105
00:56:57,148 --> 00:57:00,017
Some worship
at the boot of power,
1106
00:57:00,050 --> 00:57:02,553
weak against the tide
of human frailty.
1107
00:57:02,586 --> 00:57:05,022
I know your spot right there.
1108
00:57:05,055 --> 00:57:07,825
Others are born
to be forgotten,
1109
00:57:07,858 --> 00:57:10,861
reaching for a greatness
they can never fully grasp.
1110
00:57:20,070 --> 00:57:22,706
There she is, machos...
1111
00:57:22,740 --> 00:57:24,508
our destiny.
1112
00:57:24,542 --> 00:57:26,210
¿Qué es eso?
1113
00:57:26,443 --> 00:57:27,978
El Watergate.
1114
00:57:33,751 --> 00:57:37,221
But make no mistake...
1115
00:57:37,454 --> 00:57:39,657
a triumphant will
is what binds us
1116
00:57:39,690 --> 00:57:42,760
to those creatures
from the prehistoric sea.
1117
00:57:44,662 --> 00:57:49,533
And with it, we can alter
the course of human history.
1118
00:58:28,205 --> 00:58:30,574
Ow!
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