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announcer:
"The Ms. Pat Show" is filmed
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in front of
a live studio audience.
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- Y'all ever seen
a beautiful Black woman
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who cut off all her hair
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and wonder
why the bitch went crazy?
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Especially when her head is
shaped like a big-ass Pop Rock.
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Why would any woman wanna
walk around like her life work
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is to protect rich niggas
in Wakanda?
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But the older I get,
the more I realize
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it's for freedom
from what people think you are
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and from what you think
of yourself.
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Every day, y'all, women flock
to the Dominican Republic
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for a new ass on discount.
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It takes a lot of work
to feel beautiful and worthy.
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But there's only two secrets
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to really feeling
beautiful and worthy,
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go bald and take yo ass
to Dominican Republic.
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Ow, Terry!
Tender-headed and heavy-handed
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don't go together!
- I'm--I'm sorry, baby.
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I'll be
a little bit more gentle.
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[doorbell dings]
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- Somebody get the door!
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- Junebug, get the door!
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- Don't tell me what to do!
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- Is anybody getting the door?
- Junebug is!
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- Junebug ain't.
Brandon is.
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- Brandon is not!
[doorbell dings]
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- Stop yelling in my house
and get the goddamn door!
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- Hey, hey, hey, don't let them
kids get you all worked up now.
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Our anniversary is coming up,
and I'ma need all your energy.
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[growls]
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[chuckles]
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Hey, I made reservations
at your favorite restaurant.
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- You got reservations
at Chick-Fil-A on a Sunday?
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You a bad motherfucker.
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- No, no, no, no,
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we're going to that place
you can't pronounce.
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- Le Pussy Cafe?
- It's Le Pous Cafe.
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- Oh, I like that place,
Le Pussy Cafe.
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Aw, hell!
Which one of y'all let her in?
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- Junebug!
- Brandon!
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- Janelle!
- Well, I ain't no snitch,
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so let's just say
the Black one.
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Happy soon-to-be
anniversary, y'all!
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And, Terry, I see you.
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Trying take her hair down
so you can grab it later.
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You so nasty.
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- What you want, Denise?
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- Well, I came to use
y'all kitchen
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so I can mix up
my new hair serum.
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- Oh, you livin'
with your man now.
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What's wrong
with y'all kitchen?
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- First off,
this is where my staff lives.
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And second,
Lee can't take the smell.
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- We don't want to
smell octopus ass either.
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- Fine.
But when Terry finish my hair,
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I'ma need you to rewash it
and re-braid it.
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- I got you.
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Oh, and you guys might want
to burn some candles
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before this Black magic
bless your nostrils.
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- Aw, don't she seem happy now?
- She does.
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- I just hope she take
this business shit serious.
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And I'm glad to have her back.
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- [chuckles]
You missed her, huh?
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- Yeah, she like
a seat belt beep.
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You can't stand the shit,
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but you can't get it
out of your head.
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- [chuckles]
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Baby, why don't you just rock
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your real hair for a while?
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- I'll rock mine's
when you grow yours.
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- For real, why you keep
wearing all them wigs
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when you got all this hair?
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I mean, it looks longer
than your criminal record.
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- You jealous?
'Cause I can buy you a wig
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for our anniversary gift
if you want me to.
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- Chill out, girl.
[chuckles]
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- Don't tell me you want
a Brazilian lace-front
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so you can be a bad bitch.
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- No, baby,
I want what you got.
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I want hair like yours,
nappy and crunchy.
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[chuckles]
Wha--wha--what?
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Did I pull it
too hard again?
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What's wrong?
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- I'll take down
my own damn hair.
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- Damn, baby.
Hey, what did I do?
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- ♪ Come on, it's time to go ♪
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♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪
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- Oh, damn!
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My product's so thick,
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it done broke
your mama's mixer.
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So you gon' need
to put some elbow grease
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into that stirring, Niecy.
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- All this work I'm doing,
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it should be called
Denise's Niece's Grease.
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- Girl, please.
Supervisors don't work.
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You think that
Madam C.J. Walker
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was mixing her own shit?
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- Oh, whoa, what in the damn?
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That scent is
burning my nostrils!
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- That's good.
It's relaxing your nose hairs.
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And plus,
this town didn't have
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all the ingredients
that I need,
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so I had to improvise.
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I think the only
Black hair care product
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I found was a Jheri Curl kit.
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- Ugh! It smells
like a burp farted in here.
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Ugh!
- Hey, hey, hey, Junebug.
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Just the cute lil' nigga
I wanted to see!
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- What you need, Auntie?
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- Well, I wanna do
some marketing
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for my new hair serum
on social media,
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but I ain't got no followers.
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- Well, you could go live
on my account.
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You'll reach a bigger audience.
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- Perfect! How we gon' do it?
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- I would film it for you
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if Ma and Dad
would give me my phone back!
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- No!
- Hell nah!
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- Well now, you could use mine
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for the regular price
on the low.
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- You already got me
for a dub today.
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- Well, apparently,
that's how much
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Snapchatting White girls
for an hour means to you.
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- You can use my phone.
Just sign into your account.
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- Great! Just don't look
at my DMs.
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- Don't nobody want to see
them mosquito bite titties
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them girls be sending you.
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And, Janelle, I want you to be
the face of the brand.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah, I want you
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to be my model, yes!
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- Well, I have a debate
coming up
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and they're streaming it,
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so, you know,
I need to look good.
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Does it really work?
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- Does it work?
Does it work?
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Did this girl just ask me
do it work?
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Do you see this?
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This is a billion-dollar
pro--
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Ooh, shit!
I said a billion dollars.
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Okay, I felt like Rihanna
when I said that.
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- Okay, yeah.
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All right, but this Soulja Boy
Booger Glue better work.
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- Why you walking around
with your hair like that?
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- Who fed you after midnight?
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- The same person who ain't
gonna feed you again
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with your Gremlin-looking ass.
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- Why didn't Daddy finish
taking your hair out?
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- I don't want that man
touching me.
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- That man?
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You was fine with it
two seconds ago.
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- Well, I'm not fine
with it now.
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Finish taking out my hair.
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And don't use that cat shit
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you got boiling
out on the stove.
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- Don't diss my product, Pat,
'cause it work on cats too.
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- 'Cause they got nine lives.
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- What's wrong, Ma?
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- Your daddy done called me
nappy and crunchy.
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- Is that what he said
or is that what you heard?
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- I know what he said, Denise.
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- There's nothing wrong
with nappy and kinky.
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I mean, they're real forms
and beautiful textures of hair.
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- Thank you, Niggapedia.
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- Well, why do you wear
fake hair if not to conform
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to a European standard
of beauty?
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- Don't start that
George Washington Carver
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bullshit today.
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- Who said anything
about peanut butter?
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- Apparently, Terry did,
the crunchy kind.
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- Look, Ma, I'm serious.
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I mean,
why don't you just wear
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your natural hair?
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- 'Cause it's too much work.
- I do it.
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- You don't have a job.
I'm a comedian.
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If I get on stage
with my natural hair,
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them fuckin' lights
is gonna draw my hair up.
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I'ma come up out of that bitch
looking like a chia pet.
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- Yeah, and I just like to look
different on a daily basis.
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You know,
I feel like my Mood Wigs
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let people know how I feel.
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Like today,
I feel like a boss bitch...
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[chuckles]
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So I wore Barbra.
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- Well, Barbra,
this is Shirley.
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And can you focus?
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'Cause you hurtin'
my damn head.
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- Look, all I'm saying is
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you don't have to always wear
fake hair
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just to protect it.
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- I know I don't have to.
I want to.
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- But why?
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I mean, your hair
is beautiful, Ma.
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- Tell that to your daddy.
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- This ain't got nothing
to do with Dad.
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This has to do with you.
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- Okay, Janelle.
- Ma, I'm serious, okay?
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All I'm trying to say is
if you wear your natural hair,
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you actually might like it.
- Let it go, Janelle.
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- What?
I didn't say nothing wrong.
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But if you hear me out,
all I'm--
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- Let it go!
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- Yes, ma'am.
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- It's okay, Ma.
Do what you want.
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Men get judged on their hair
just like y'all do.
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I mean, I don't get play
from the ladies
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if I don't have
the fresh fade
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or if I don't shave my beard.
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- Come here, son.
- Huh? Ow!
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- Now, I got more chin hair
than you do.
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- I'm for real, though, Ma.
I know how it feels.
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Y'all put a lot of pressure
on Black men,
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which is why I understand
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why we like to have an opinion
on our women's hair.
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Ain't that right, Brandon?
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- Oh, you ain't finna
get me neutered.
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- Boy, you don't know what
the hell you talking about.
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Ain't no man gon' tell me
nothing about my hair.
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Not the hair that I buy
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or not the hair
that I grow, okay?
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They barely know how
to wash they ass correctly.
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- I know that's right.
Then they got the nerve
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to ask you to eat it.
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So this ain't no safe place
no more?
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- [grunts]
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I want to be sorry, baby,
but you gotta tell me
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what to be sorry for
so I can be sorry for it.
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- That's some sorry shit,
Terry.
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- I'm sorry?
- Go to sleep.
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- Well, uh, I can give you
something
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to help you sleep
a little easy.
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A little anniversary appetizer.
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A little Terry pu-pu platter.
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- Don't nobody want
no pu-pu platter.
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Read the room!
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- I can't read it
if you don't give me the book.
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- I shouldn't have to get you
a book
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for you to fuckin' know
that you--
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You know what?
Fuck the anniversary dinner.
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I don't want to go
to that pussy place anyway.
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- Baby.
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- I don't want
to celebrate with nobody
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who don't know
when they hurt me.
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- Hurt you?
Baby, how did I hurt you?
245
00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:53,144
Pat, what the hell
are you talking about?
246
00:09:53,206 --> 00:09:55,096
- Talkin' about
some pu-pu platter.
247
00:09:55,172 --> 00:09:56,622
Pu-pu my ass.
248
00:09:56,689 --> 00:09:58,999
- Oh. Whatever, man.
249
00:10:03,068 --> 00:10:05,068
- You know you're too big
for that space, right?
250
00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:07,137
- I don't tell you
what you too big for.
251
00:10:13,793 --> 00:10:14,933
[flushes toilet]
252
00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:27,760
[water running]
253
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,861
- Ouch, Ma!
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
254
00:10:36,931 --> 00:10:38,901
- Hold still
before I break your neck.
255
00:10:38,965 --> 00:10:41,135
- Stop crying, PatPat.
It's almost over.
256
00:10:41,206 --> 00:10:42,136
- But, it hurts!
257
00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:43,336
- So does my hand
258
00:10:43,413 --> 00:10:45,343
from having to comb this shit!
259
00:10:45,413 --> 00:10:48,793
Why can't your hair
be soft like your sister's?
260
00:10:49,241 --> 00:10:51,001
- I wish I had hair
like Denise.
261
00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:53,998
Ow! I don't want nappy hair.
262
00:10:54,068 --> 00:10:56,138
- Well, see, girl,
this is what I get
263
00:10:56,206 --> 00:10:58,446
for fucking her
nappy-headed-ass daddy.
264
00:10:58,517 --> 00:11:00,137
Gave that man everything,
265
00:11:00,206 --> 00:11:02,586
and he just gon' leave me alone
like I ain't shit!
266
00:11:02,965 --> 00:11:06,785
Now, Denise's daddy,
he had a beautiful everything
267
00:11:06,862 --> 00:11:08,862
and knew what do with it.
268
00:11:09,724 --> 00:11:11,834
Why I let him fuck me?
269
00:11:11,896 --> 00:11:13,896
Nuh-uh, baby,
let's get one thing straight.
270
00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,545
Pat's daddy ain't fucked me.
271
00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:17,170
I fucked Pat's daddy!
[chuckles]
272
00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:19,971
Shoulda never messed
with that motherfucker,
273
00:11:20,034 --> 00:11:22,664
'cause now here I am
dealing with this shit.
274
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,244
- Your hair is
as pretty as mine.
275
00:11:24,310 --> 00:11:28,070
- Girl, I'll beat your ass
lying to your sister like that.
276
00:11:30,275 --> 00:11:32,685
- [sighs]
277
00:11:37,896 --> 00:11:38,896
- Did you guys hear
Mom called off
278
00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:40,235
her anniversary dinner?
279
00:11:40,310 --> 00:11:41,410
- Janelle, would you stay
280
00:11:41,482 --> 00:11:42,482
out of their business
281
00:11:42,551 --> 00:11:44,931
and stay focused
on my business.
282
00:11:46,137 --> 00:11:49,897
Here, that's for you.
Okay.
283
00:11:49,965 --> 00:11:52,655
Now, it's time
to make this money.
284
00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:57,311
Okay, try to keep the camera
on my good side.
285
00:11:57,379 --> 00:11:58,759
- The back of your head?
286
00:11:58,827 --> 00:12:00,997
- You gon' catch
the back of this hand.
287
00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:02,828
And don't scroll
through none of my pictures
288
00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:05,026
or you gon' see something
you don't wanna see.
289
00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:06,827
- Don't nobody want to see
290
00:12:06,896 --> 00:12:08,966
them Chick-O-Stick penises
them men be sending you.
291
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,280
- Okay, uh, le--
let's just get this over with.
292
00:12:14,344 --> 00:12:15,694
- Okay.
293
00:12:15,758 --> 00:12:21,718
We are live on Instagram
in five, four, three, two--
294
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- Hey, my sisters!
How y'all doing?
295
00:12:24,896 --> 00:12:27,756
I'm Denise Ford,
the owner-creator
296
00:12:27,827 --> 00:12:31,277
of the soon-to-be
Fortune 500 company
297
00:12:31,344 --> 00:12:32,864
Denise Grease.
298
00:12:32,931 --> 00:12:34,691
Watch out now, Shea Moisture,
299
00:12:34,758 --> 00:12:35,998
'cause shea comin' for you.
300
00:12:36,068 --> 00:12:37,338
- Ooh.
- [laughs]
301
00:12:37,413 --> 00:12:38,793
It's the pun for me.
302
00:12:39,379 --> 00:12:41,789
But let me just introduce
y'all to my new product.
303
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:45,212
Bam, Good Grief
Bald Spot Relief,
304
00:12:45,275 --> 00:12:47,615
designed to celebrate growth.
305
00:12:47,689 --> 00:12:53,519
Now, ladies, I know
that life can be stressful
306
00:12:53,586 --> 00:12:57,276
when we lose the things
that are most important to us.
307
00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,144
But that's why I'm here,
308
00:12:59,206 --> 00:13:02,476
to help you fill in
the empty spots of your life.
309
00:13:02,551 --> 00:13:07,451
With what? Bam!
Good Grief Bald Spot Relief
310
00:13:07,517 --> 00:13:08,787
for hair growth.
311
00:13:08,862 --> 00:13:10,792
'Cause it is time for you hoes
312
00:13:10,862 --> 00:13:13,002
to start
filling in them potholes.
313
00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:16,070
Now, let me show y'all
how this works.
314
00:13:16,137 --> 00:13:17,897
- Whoo, Jesus Jerome Christ!
315
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:21,445
- Huh? Hey!
♪ Oh, glory! ♪
316
00:13:21,517 --> 00:13:22,857
Okay!
317
00:13:22,931 --> 00:13:24,691
Did you see her catch
the Holy Ghost?
318
00:13:24,758 --> 00:13:27,688
Okay, 'cause I'm telling you
my stuff is anointed.
319
00:13:27,758 --> 00:13:28,788
Ain't that right?
320
00:13:28,862 --> 00:13:31,032
- Mm-hmm.
Yes, yes, that is right.
321
00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:37,553
Uh, sorry, uh, uh,
Goo--Good Grief Bald Spot, uh--
322
00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:39,170
- Relief!
- Relief.
323
00:13:39,241 --> 00:13:41,931
It's so top notch,
you can really smell the--
324
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,550
the quality
of the ingredients.
325
00:13:43,620 --> 00:13:47,830
- Yes. And all Denise Greases
are a multifunctional product.
326
00:13:47,896 --> 00:13:51,376
Yeah, the label, it's real easy
to read unless you can't read.
327
00:13:51,448 --> 00:13:53,928
Then it's probably
still gon' be hard for you.
328
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,140
But it helps
your hair grow,
329
00:13:56,206 --> 00:13:59,826
stay in place, retain heat,
and retain moisture,
330
00:13:59,896 --> 00:14:02,136
all at the same time.
331
00:14:02,206 --> 00:14:04,026
Because let me tell you,
it binds
332
00:14:04,103 --> 00:14:06,863
with the coagulant
of the molecule
333
00:14:06,931 --> 00:14:08,831
and the dermal layer
and whatnot.
334
00:14:08,896 --> 00:14:10,786
[laughs]
That's science, y'all!
335
00:14:10,862 --> 00:14:12,412
Ask my nigga Bill Nye.
336
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,310
- Hey, Ma.
- I'm busy.
337
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:19,899
- Okay, I'm just here
to talk to you,
338
00:14:19,965 --> 00:14:22,025
but it's not for me.
It's for Dad.
339
00:14:22,103 --> 00:14:24,073
- So what are you,
his carrier pigeon now?
340
00:14:24,137 --> 00:14:25,617
- Well, he asked Janelle
to talk to you,
341
00:14:25,689 --> 00:14:27,449
but she's down there
helping out Denise,
342
00:14:27,517 --> 00:14:29,967
so she asked me to talk
to you for her, for Dad.
343
00:14:30,034 --> 00:14:32,554
- I can see why you wasn't
his first choice.
344
00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:34,140
- Look, Terry still wants
to take you out
345
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:35,166
for your anniversary.
346
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,621
- What that got to do with me?
347
00:14:36,689 --> 00:14:38,139
- 'Cause he want to know why
you still mad at him.
348
00:14:38,206 --> 00:14:40,756
- 'Cause he called me nappy!
- Yeah?
349
00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:41,997
- And crunchy!
350
00:14:42,068 --> 00:14:43,828
You don't talk
about a woman's hair,
351
00:14:43,896 --> 00:14:45,336
especially not mine's!
352
00:14:45,413 --> 00:14:47,313
I been hearing that shit
my whole life!
353
00:14:47,379 --> 00:14:48,619
- Okay. But, Ma,
354
00:14:48,689 --> 00:14:51,069
was he trying to be mean
or was he just joking?
355
00:14:51,137 --> 00:14:52,897
- What are you trying to say?
356
00:14:52,965 --> 00:14:55,545
- Okay, please understand
357
00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:58,240
that I am scared to death
of you right now.
358
00:14:58,310 --> 00:15:01,790
And I hope you recognize
the courage that it's taking me
359
00:15:01,862 --> 00:15:04,342
to say what I'm about to say.
360
00:15:04,413 --> 00:15:07,033
But, Ma, I was--
I was just wondering--
361
00:15:07,103 --> 00:15:08,213
- Spit it out!
362
00:15:09,620 --> 00:15:11,030
- Is it possible this has less
to do about Dad
363
00:15:11,103 --> 00:15:12,283
and more about you
and your past?
364
00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:15,336
- Get the fuck out of my room.
365
00:15:21,965 --> 00:15:24,445
Brandon,
you let your daddy know
366
00:15:24,517 --> 00:15:26,927
I'll go to dinner with him,
but it's for food.
367
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,210
No lovey-dovey shit.
368
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:31,585
- Yes! All right.
I mean, cool.
369
00:15:31,655 --> 00:15:33,025
Hey, Ma, um,
370
00:15:33,103 --> 00:15:34,593
thank you for allowing me to be
371
00:15:34,655 --> 00:15:37,235
the first Black kid in history
to tell his mother
372
00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:40,520
that she was wrong
and still be living.
373
00:15:40,586 --> 00:15:41,546
- Don't be the last.
374
00:15:45,482 --> 00:15:49,072
- Wow, this
actually feels like--
375
00:15:49,137 --> 00:15:52,237
- Fantabulous? [chuckles]
Orgasmic?
376
00:15:52,310 --> 00:15:53,930
Better than a crack high?
377
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,070
- I don't think so.
378
00:15:56,137 --> 00:15:58,477
Her face looks like
it wants to call 911.
379
00:15:58,551 --> 00:16:03,381
- It feels like babies
are running on my scalp.
380
00:16:03,448 --> 00:16:06,338
Angry little babies
holding knives
381
00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:08,863
and stabbing me in my head.
382
00:16:08,931 --> 00:16:10,761
Uh, but in a good way.
383
00:16:10,827 --> 00:16:12,307
[chuckles weakly]
384
00:16:12,379 --> 00:16:14,409
- Yeah.
See, the--see, the baby feet,
385
00:16:14,482 --> 00:16:15,972
that mean that it's working.
386
00:16:16,034 --> 00:16:17,624
[chuckles]
387
00:16:17,689 --> 00:16:19,139
'Cause the whatchamacallit
gotta get down
388
00:16:19,206 --> 00:16:20,406
to the epidermis,
and that's where
389
00:16:20,482 --> 00:16:21,932
those follicles be sleepin' at.
390
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,280
You know? [laughs]
391
00:16:23,344 --> 00:16:24,484
'Cause I guarantee you this,
392
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,311
it'll pimp-slap your follicles
393
00:16:26,379 --> 00:16:29,169
like a hoe
who came back empty handed.
394
00:16:34,931 --> 00:16:36,341
- She ain't empty handed.
395
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,863
- What?
396
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,281
What just happened?
397
00:16:41,827 --> 00:16:43,067
What is she holding?
398
00:16:43,137 --> 00:16:45,587
- Girl, would you calm down?
Okay?
399
00:16:45,655 --> 00:16:47,095
- [screams]
400
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:49,282
Oh, my God!
What the hell?
401
00:16:49,344 --> 00:16:51,034
Junebug, stop the live!
402
00:16:51,103 --> 00:16:53,973
- Oh, uh-uh-uh.
We got 11,000 viewers!
403
00:16:54,034 --> 00:16:55,314
Oh, I'm going viral!
404
00:16:55,379 --> 00:16:57,549
- [sobbing]
- Okay, let's go!
405
00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:59,900
Keep rolling, Junebug.
Okay, y'all.
406
00:16:59,965 --> 00:17:03,715
Okay, that was her dead hair,
and we had to get rid of that.
407
00:17:03,793 --> 00:17:05,863
But let me tell you something,
I got another product.
408
00:17:05,931 --> 00:17:09,001
Okay. Okay, now, this one is
meant to expedite hair.
409
00:17:09,551 --> 00:17:11,101
Okay, you ain't ready
for this one.
410
00:17:11,172 --> 00:17:13,382
Okay, bam!
That's a Boo-Rag.
411
00:17:13,448 --> 00:17:17,588
Okay, that is
a bonnet and a durag.
412
00:17:18,310 --> 00:17:21,590
It's perfect for y'all
long, nape-necked bitches.
413
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:32,895
- Ooh, Pat, we gon' step on
these bitches' necks tonight!
414
00:17:32,965 --> 00:17:34,475
- Ugh, this shit's stupid!
415
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:37,101
- Where the hell you come from?
416
00:17:37,172 --> 00:17:40,692
- Whoa, you're pretty.
417
00:17:40,758 --> 00:17:41,968
- Really?
418
00:17:42,034 --> 00:17:43,484
- Mm-hmm.
419
00:17:44,793 --> 00:17:46,903
- You pretty too, baby.
420
00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:49,405
- You got jokes.
421
00:17:49,482 --> 00:17:50,722
- Why don't you think
you pretty?
422
00:17:50,793 --> 00:17:52,313
- 'Cause I don't got hair
like yours?
423
00:17:52,379 --> 00:17:53,619
- You think this is my hair?
424
00:17:53,689 --> 00:17:54,859
- You don't think
it looks good?
425
00:17:54,931 --> 00:17:57,591
- Yeah, but it's not my hair.
426
00:17:57,655 --> 00:17:59,685
- I hate my hair.
427
00:17:59,758 --> 00:18:01,478
I hate all of me.
428
00:18:02,655 --> 00:18:04,275
- You shouldn't feel like that.
429
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,834
- Isn't that the way you feel?
430
00:18:06,896 --> 00:18:09,096
I will never be like Denise.
431
00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:11,172
I'll never be pretty.
432
00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:15,070
- We have to stop this.
- Stop what?
433
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:18,067
- Thinking we're not pretty
'cause she say we're not.
434
00:18:18,137 --> 00:18:19,477
We're beautiful.
435
00:18:21,172 --> 00:18:24,002
- You really believe that?
436
00:18:24,068 --> 00:18:25,448
- I want to.
437
00:18:26,862 --> 00:18:29,032
- Yeah.
438
00:18:29,103 --> 00:18:31,033
Pat?
439
00:18:31,103 --> 00:18:32,833
Oh, it's you.
440
00:18:32,896 --> 00:18:35,826
- Why everybody say that
when I show up?
441
00:18:35,896 --> 00:18:37,136
- Where's your mom?
442
00:18:37,206 --> 00:18:38,306
- Oh, she said
she'll meet you there.
443
00:18:38,379 --> 00:18:39,279
- What you mean, meet me there?
444
00:18:39,344 --> 00:18:40,344
Didn't you even talk to her?
445
00:18:40,413 --> 00:18:42,453
- She will be there, trust me.
446
00:18:42,517 --> 00:18:45,277
I'm the woman whisperer, man.
Come on.
447
00:18:45,344 --> 00:18:47,104
- What woman you been
whispering to?
448
00:18:47,172 --> 00:18:48,282
- Well, the one
I hooked up with
449
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,904
in my basement last Friday.
450
00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:54,720
- You did not.
- You right.
451
00:18:54,793 --> 00:18:57,933
But I was close.
- No, you weren't.
452
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,900
- You right.
453
00:19:00,655 --> 00:19:02,925
Now, get going.
- Fine, fine, fine.
454
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,930
I'ma celebrate my anniversary
with or without her!
455
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,450
But make sure
it ain't without her.
456
00:19:07,517 --> 00:19:09,967
- Hey, listen, man, either way,
after 25 years,
457
00:19:10,034 --> 00:19:11,284
you gotta turn up
458
00:19:11,344 --> 00:19:12,624
for not leaving Mom
for a quieter woman.
459
00:19:13,965 --> 00:19:15,275
- I still think about it.
460
00:19:18,413 --> 00:19:21,483
[classical music playing]
461
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:24,623
- Are you ready to order, sir,
462
00:19:24,689 --> 00:19:26,789
or are you still pretending
you have a date?
463
00:19:26,862 --> 00:19:28,692
- I do have a date.
464
00:19:28,758 --> 00:19:31,448
- Buddy, we get guys in here
who get stood up all the time.
465
00:19:31,517 --> 00:19:33,617
It's okay.
She probably walked in,
466
00:19:33,689 --> 00:19:35,449
saw that you looked
nothing like your photos,
467
00:19:35,517 --> 00:19:37,717
and took her ass back home.
I get it, bro.
468
00:19:37,793 --> 00:19:40,833
- Look, that's not--[chuckles]
I'm married, man.
469
00:19:40,896 --> 00:19:41,856
- And you're cheating
on your wife?
470
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,381
- No!
471
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,617
Look, my wife's
on her way, okay?
472
00:19:45,689 --> 00:19:47,719
Just, uh--just go
about your business.
473
00:19:51,137 --> 00:19:52,897
- Cheater at table six!
474
00:19:55,655 --> 00:19:58,305
- Who the hell
you cheating on me with?
475
00:20:00,482 --> 00:20:01,692
You gon' pull the chair out
476
00:20:01,758 --> 00:20:04,208
or you gon' stare at me
like I'm a rib?
477
00:20:05,379 --> 00:20:07,479
- You look stunning.
- Whatever.
478
00:20:07,551 --> 00:20:09,721
I said no lovey-dovey shit.
479
00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:14,593
- Well, you look as beautiful
as the day I first met you.
480
00:20:14,655 --> 00:20:17,025
- You thought I was nappy
and crunchy back then, too?
481
00:20:17,103 --> 00:20:18,863
- Listen, I--
- You hurt me.
482
00:20:18,931 --> 00:20:22,481
- I would--I would never---
- You hurt me, but it's okay.
483
00:20:22,551 --> 00:20:26,281
I'm not mad at you.
- You're not mad?
484
00:20:26,344 --> 00:20:29,034
- No, I'm mad at my past.
485
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:30,453
- Tell me, baby.
486
00:20:30,517 --> 00:20:31,827
- Every day, my mama would say
487
00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:34,856
I'm a Black this
and a nappy and a ugly that,
488
00:20:34,931 --> 00:20:36,761
all because
I didn't have hair like Denise.
489
00:20:36,827 --> 00:20:37,997
- You mean to tell me
Denise wasn't born
490
00:20:38,068 --> 00:20:39,618
in a lace-front?
491
00:20:39,689 --> 00:20:42,999
- I needed someone to blame,
and I blamed you.
492
00:20:43,068 --> 00:20:45,478
- Sounds like your mama
was the one to blame.
493
00:20:45,551 --> 00:20:48,241
- Yeah, but God killed her,
so you was next.
494
00:20:48,310 --> 00:20:50,170
- [sighs]
495
00:20:51,482 --> 00:20:53,722
I'm sorry I added to that.
496
00:20:53,793 --> 00:20:54,903
- It's okay.
497
00:20:54,965 --> 00:20:58,065
I just got a lot of work
to do on myself.
498
00:20:58,137 --> 00:21:00,787
- Hmm.
For real, though,
499
00:21:00,862 --> 00:21:02,452
I never meant to call you
anything lesser
500
00:21:02,517 --> 00:21:05,857
than what you are, baby--
immaculate.
501
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:09,211
I will love you
when we have no hair--
502
00:21:09,275 --> 00:21:11,375
- Yours went first.
503
00:21:11,448 --> 00:21:13,278
- No teeth--
504
00:21:13,344 --> 00:21:16,484
- Oh, you would like that,
wouldn't you?
505
00:21:16,551 --> 00:21:18,481
- Blind, can't walk--
506
00:21:18,551 --> 00:21:20,621
- Hmm, what about
when my titties fall down
507
00:21:20,689 --> 00:21:22,719
to my behind
and I got a goose neck?
508
00:21:22,793 --> 00:21:24,863
- I'll pick up that neck
and kiss it.
509
00:21:24,931 --> 00:21:27,831
[laughs]
510
00:21:27,896 --> 00:21:30,276
Happy anniversary, baby.
511
00:21:31,655 --> 00:21:33,025
- You're really trying to get
some tonight?
512
00:21:33,103 --> 00:21:34,623
- You damn right!
513
00:21:37,689 --> 00:21:39,339
Come on.
514
00:21:39,413 --> 00:21:41,973
Yeah.
See that?
515
00:21:45,206 --> 00:21:47,686
- I know I said no lovey-dovey
shit, but keep going.
516
00:21:47,758 --> 00:21:51,138
- [chuckles]
517
00:21:51,206 --> 00:21:52,656
- I have a gift for you, too.
518
00:21:52,724 --> 00:21:56,034
- You do?
What'd you get me?
519
00:21:56,931 --> 00:21:59,311
- Something you been talkin'
about a lot lately.
520
00:21:59,379 --> 00:22:01,829
Something you ain't
had in a while.
521
00:22:01,896 --> 00:22:04,306
And it's something that's gonna
make you feel like a new man.
522
00:22:04,379 --> 00:22:07,029
- Huh? All right.
523
00:22:09,275 --> 00:22:11,335
- Every king deserve his crown.
524
00:22:12,068 --> 00:22:14,168
- [chuckles]
525
00:22:14,241 --> 00:22:18,761
Ahh, "A toupee for my bae.
526
00:22:18,827 --> 00:22:21,167
Now you know how it feels."
Hmm.
527
00:22:21,241 --> 00:22:25,721
"The wig is synthetic,
but my love is real."
528
00:22:25,793 --> 00:22:29,623
Huh.
- Happy anniversary, baby.
529
00:22:34,448 --> 00:22:36,068
[chuckles]
- All power to the people.
530
00:22:37,896 --> 00:22:39,066
[chuckles]
531
00:22:43,172 --> 00:22:44,482
Shit.
532
00:22:44,551 --> 00:22:47,661
Mmm.
Mm-hmm.
533
00:22:47,724 --> 00:22:49,004
Check!
534
00:22:52,586 --> 00:22:54,166
- Denise already got you high.
535
00:22:54,241 --> 00:22:56,481
I don't know why you would try
her product in the first place.
536
00:22:56,551 --> 00:22:58,661
- Well, because I missed her.
537
00:22:58,724 --> 00:23:00,694
And I was trying to support
Black businesses.
538
00:23:00,758 --> 00:23:02,998
- Child, there's a difference
between Black business
539
00:23:03,068 --> 00:23:04,168
and nigga business.
540
00:23:04,241 --> 00:23:06,001
And niggas don't need
no support.
541
00:23:06,068 --> 00:23:08,788
Now I gotta put a damn track
in your hair.
542
00:23:08,862 --> 00:23:12,072
- But what about my debate?
I'm gonna look ridiculous.
543
00:23:12,137 --> 00:23:13,927
Ow.
- Calm down.
544
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,480
Bald bitches are in now.
545
00:23:16,551 --> 00:23:18,141
- Hey, y'all.
546
00:23:19,068 --> 00:23:23,138
Well, okay, now we know
that we had a bad batch.
547
00:23:23,206 --> 00:23:25,896
The government does it
all the time with vaccines.
548
00:23:27,758 --> 00:23:30,028
But I promise it'll be
new and improved
549
00:23:30,103 --> 00:23:31,103
by our next tutorial.
550
00:23:31,172 --> 00:23:32,972
- Next tutorial?
551
00:23:33,034 --> 00:23:35,934
Your mind must be
where my hair is--gone.
552
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,340
You got me looking like I'm
moving on up to the east side.
553
00:23:39,413 --> 00:23:42,343
- Look, I know your auntie done
fucked up your head--
554
00:23:42,413 --> 00:23:45,073
- It's gonna grow
back fuller, watch.
555
00:23:45,137 --> 00:23:47,447
- But like you told me earlier,
no matter
556
00:23:47,517 --> 00:23:50,997
if it's natural hair,
wigs, or weave,
557
00:23:51,068 --> 00:23:53,688
or whatever the fuck
she done did to your head,
558
00:23:55,448 --> 00:23:57,618
you still
a beautiful Black woman.
559
00:23:57,689 --> 00:23:59,719
And I love you.
560
00:23:59,793 --> 00:24:01,663
- Mama, stop stealing
561
00:24:01,724 --> 00:24:03,524
my George Washington Carver
talk.
562
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,520
- Go let Denise get you a wig
563
00:24:06,586 --> 00:24:07,686
before I fucking write a joke
564
00:24:07,758 --> 00:24:09,168
about these potholes
in your head.
565
00:24:09,241 --> 00:24:12,141
- [laughs] Yes, Niecy,
I got the perfect wig for you.
566
00:24:12,206 --> 00:24:13,856
Now, listen,
when you put this on,
567
00:24:13,931 --> 00:24:15,551
you gotta show up and show off
'cause you representing me.
568
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:16,830
both: Okay.
569
00:24:25,448 --> 00:24:26,758
- Rabbit!
Get your ass in this kitchen
570
00:24:26,827 --> 00:24:28,447
and wash these dishes!
571
00:24:40,827 --> 00:24:42,997
- Tell her she pretty.
572
00:24:43,068 --> 00:24:44,208
- What?
573
00:24:45,482 --> 00:24:46,862
- Tell her she pretty.
574
00:24:49,241 --> 00:24:50,831
- Fuck you.
575
00:24:53,137 --> 00:24:56,137
- [chuckles]
576
00:24:57,689 --> 00:24:59,479
That's why you're dead,
bitch!
577
00:25:07,551 --> 00:25:09,551
- ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
578
00:25:09,620 --> 00:25:11,720
♪ And she don't
take no stuff ♪
579
00:25:11,793 --> 00:25:13,693
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
580
00:25:13,758 --> 00:25:15,998
♪ And you can't get enough ♪
581
00:25:16,068 --> 00:25:18,098
- ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
582
00:25:18,172 --> 00:25:20,452
♪ With a husband and kids ♪
583
00:25:20,517 --> 00:25:23,587
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
584
00:25:23,655 --> 00:25:27,445
♪ And it's the Ms. Pat Show ♪
585
00:25:27,517 --> 00:25:29,067
♪ ♪
586
00:25:29,117 --> 00:25:33,667
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