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- Previously
on "The Ms. Pat Show"...
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- So you saw my son
trying to do drugs,
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and you didn't tell us?
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- Well, you and Terry
were stressed enough,
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so I thought
that I could handle it.
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- Oh, you handled it,
all right,
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by getting my best child high.
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both: Hey!
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- Shut up. Don't act
like y'all didn't know.
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- But I didn't give her
the brownie, Pat.
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- But your irresponsible ass
brought it in my house.
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Get the fuck out my house.
- I'm getting the fuck out!
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You ain't got to worry
about me!
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- You get the fuck
out of my house.
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- Fuck you!
- I'm done with you, crackhead.
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- "The Ms. Pat Show"
was filmed
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in front
of a live studio audience.
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- Let me ask y'all something.
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How many of y'all
really fuck with your family?
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Like, if you wasn't related
to your mom,
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how many times you be done beat
that bitch ass by now?
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I don't know
if y'all know this,
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but family's
the number-one reason
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for high blood pressure
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and stab wounds in the neck.
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And I know it's hard
to let people go
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who've been
in your life forever,
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even when you right.
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And in my case,
I was fucking right.
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For instance,
Black lives matter to me,
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but a lot of them niggas
in my family is debatable.
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Please kill them.
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- ♪ Give it to me, baby ♪
- ♪ Give it to me, baby ♪
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ Just give it to me, baby ♪
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♪ Give it to me, baby ♪
- ♪ Give it to me, baby ♪
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- ♪ I betcha ♪
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♪ I make you hot
till you've had enough ♪
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both: ♪ Give it to me ♪
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- ♪ Give me that stuff,
that funk, that sweet thing ♪
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- Good morning, baby.
- "Good morning"?
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Um, something don't look right.
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- What?
- What's going on?
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You holding on to that pan,
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but you ain't trying
to hit nobody with it.
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- I'm making breakfast
for my man.
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- What man?
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- You, Mr. Handsome.
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- Say "fuck"
so I know it's you.
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- Look, I'm just happy.
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Now that Denise is gone,
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I got more time
to spend with my family.
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What the fuck you want?
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- There she is!
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- This smell good.
Is there enough for me?
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Ow!
- Sure ain't.
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- No free meals
till we get rent, boy.
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- What? I thought breakfast
was for the whole family.
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- Your family
them school shooters
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who you play the video games
with all day.
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- Well, if you didn't have
that fight with Aunt Denise,
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maybe I'd have somebody
to split the rent with.
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- Well, go find her
and split the rent with her.
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- Come on, Ma, it's been
three months since she left.
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Can't y'all just, like, make up
and move on?
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- I have moved on.
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I blocked her and Terry mama.
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- You blocked your sister?
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- You ain't say shit
about your mama
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- My mama would never call you.
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- Hello, Mother.
Hello, Father.
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- Boy, don't come in here
asking for no phone,
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'cause you still
on punishment, now.
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- I don't need my phone.
- Mm-hmm.
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- I just need $5.
- For what?
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- So he can pay me
to use my phone.
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- Get my purse.
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- Hey, baby, you hungry?
There you go, sugar.
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- Janelle,
stop pimping out your phone
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before I make
your bill your ho.
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- I'm telling Twitter
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you don't support
Black businesses.
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- Don't y'all got
a school bus to catch?
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Go on and get some
book learning or something.
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- Go, go, get out.
- Run along.
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- We didn't even get
to eat nothing yet.
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- That's what school is for.
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- Dang! Bye.
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- Run along.
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Watch it, now.
I saw you roll your eyes.
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Go on, now.
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- Now that the kids is gone,
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you got three minutes to spare?
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- For you, baby,
I'll give you five.
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- Boy, stop lying.
- Four and a half.
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- Yeah, right.
- [chuckles]
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- What are y'all doing back?
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Don't you know
the point of school
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is so kids don't exist
for eight hours?
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- Auntie says
she's been trying to call.
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- So have
the extended warranty people.
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- She wants to talk to you, Ma.
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- Terry, see what she want.
- All right, baby.
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Hey, Denise.
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[sad voice] Hey, Denise.
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[normal voice] Yeah.
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Ok--oh, oh, okay. Okay.
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Um, I'm real sorry. We'll...
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We'll be there.
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- Why you apologizing to her?
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- Um...
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Pat, I don't know
how to tell you this.
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- I don't give a damn
about nothing she told you.
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- Your mama passed.
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- Oh, my God.
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- Grandma Mildred is dead?
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- So sorry, baby. Can we--
- Give me a minute.
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- Want me to get you
some--some water or something?
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- Just give me a minute, Terry.
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- All right. I'ma drop y'all
off at school, all right?
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Come on.
[sighs deeply]
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- Love you, Ma.
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- I'm sorry, Ma.
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- I'm sorry, baby.
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[door closes]
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- Well, Mama...
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Well, Mama...
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You really know
how to fuck up a good day.
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- ♪ Come on, it's time to go ♪
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♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪
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- Whew!
- Whew.
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- Feel good to be
back in Atlanta--
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holy capital of scammers
and nigga shit.
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- Yeah,
right where you belong, Mama.
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- Wow, look at this.
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The last time
I was up in this house,
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my mother-in-law drew
a gun on me
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for turning off
"The Price is Right."
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- Better be glad it wasn't
"The Young and the Restless."
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She would've shot your ass.
- Well...
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- It still smells like Grandma
in here.
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- Yeah.
Hennessy and hatred.
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- Oh, snap.
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I used to love
this "Sanford and Son" couch.
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- Yeah,
that stain right there's
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where I went into labor
with Ashley.
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- This whole place looks like
1985 killed itself.
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- It did. My Uncle Squirrel
died right there--
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maybe where you sitting at.
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- You know what?
I'ma just stand.
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- Hey, how did
Uncle Squirrel die?
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- He choked on some
government peanut butter.
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He forgot to put it
in the oven.
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- Kids, get back here, please!
- What in the hell?
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- Mr. Grazer?
- Oh, hey, you guys.
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- Janelle, what is
your debate teacher doing here?
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- That's
Auntie's boyfriend, Lee.
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- And she talks
about my Black card.
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- I hope you don't mind.
Denise brought me with her.
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She moved into my place
after your little squabble.
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- Giving my kids drugs
is not a little squabble.
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It's a felony.
- Are you sure?
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- Trust me, I know felonies.
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And who kids are those?
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- Well, we know
they're not mine.
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The little one has my phone
and won't give it back.
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- Where y'all going?
- Hey.
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What is wrong with you kids?
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Hey, look, don't y'all
want some candy?
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Look, look, look, look, candy.
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That old-ass butterscotch
will kill they asses.
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- Auntie!
- Oh, hi, baby!
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Oh, my babies.
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- Hey, D.
- Goodness.
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Man, damn,
I really missed y'all.
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- For real.
- Patricia.
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- Denise-a-ka.
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- So what's it been,
about a year?
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- Three months.
- Yeah, right? About a year.
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Oh, look, I got some shirts.
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You guys got to put them on.
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Um, they say...
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"rest in peace, Mama.
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Like Mary J. Blige,
there's no more drama."
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Isn't it nice?
- I'm so proud of her.
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I think the shirts
are fantastic.
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And, uh, we even had one made
for the dog.
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- [laughs] Yeah, we got a dog.
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You know how couples do.
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- I'll take one.
- Uh, yeah, me too.
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- You got a extra large?
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- Let me get
one of them two Xs.
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You want one, Pat?
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- I'm not wearing
that bullshit.
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- Well, that's okay, Pat,
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because I had a conversation
with God,
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and I asked Him
to change your heart.
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But I guess
He couldn't get to it
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'cause your arteries
is clogged.
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- You been praying, Denise?
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That's good.
- Oh, thanks, T.
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You know, after your wife
threw me out on the street
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and I became homeless--
- You always been homeless.
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- I had a talk with God,
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and God reminded me that
I always got a home with Him.
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- Let's see what happen
when you give His son weed.
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- Well, God always loved
the burning bush.
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And He will not throw
me out, Pat.
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I been baptized.
- God don't give a fuck.
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- Denise, you ready?
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I still got a few more people
I got to--
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Oh, is that Rabbit over there?
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- It's Pat. And what
is Blowpop the pimp doing here?
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- Blowpop the pimp?
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- Yeah, we used to sell
coochie and crack
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on the same damn corner.
- Name's Curtis.
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And I am the proud owner
of Heavenly Lay Funeral Homes.
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[chuckles]
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In case you know
any niggas got cancer...
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- And he's giving us
a good rate on Mama's service.
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- We call it
"the Heavenly Hookup."
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You see, at Heavenly Lay,
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we make your loved ones
look so good,
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they should've went to hell.
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- That's a long flight
from hos to widows.
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- How about we go
into the kitchen
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and look at the options
that he laid out for Mama?
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- After y'all.
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- Go on, Blowpop.
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You ain't walking behind me,
nigga--I don't trust you.
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- I want to thank you both
for entrusting me
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with such an important moment.
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I know you both only want
the best of the best
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for your mother.
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- The best of whatever
her insurance gonna cover.
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- For sure!
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Let's start off
with the premium packages.
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[chuckles]
This option comes fully loaded
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with a hand-stitched
satin lining
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and a memory-foam head lift
for comfort.
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Shoot, we even throw
a custom mirror in that baby.
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- What the fuck she need
with a mirror?
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She ain't getting no dick
where she going.
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- Well, I think
it's really beautiful,
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and I think she would love it.
246
00:10:03,758 --> 00:10:06,448
- And on the next page,
we got velvet--
247
00:10:06,517 --> 00:10:08,927
- Velvet? This must be
the rich dead nigga book.
248
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,830
Where the broke
dead nigga book at?
249
00:10:12,448 --> 00:10:13,858
- Here.
250
00:10:16,172 --> 00:10:19,972
- Yep, we'll take this plain
box with the polyester lining.
251
00:10:20,034 --> 00:10:22,174
- Do you have to shit
on everything I do?
252
00:10:22,241 --> 00:10:24,411
- I don't have to shit
on everything you do.
253
00:10:24,482 --> 00:10:26,862
Everything you do is shit.
254
00:10:26,931 --> 00:10:28,071
- Curtis, I think--
255
00:10:28,137 --> 00:10:30,657
Ooh, shit, Curtis,
this is nice.
256
00:10:30,724 --> 00:10:32,524
This is real soft.
Pat, did you feel that?
257
00:10:32,586 --> 00:10:35,826
- That's 100% chinchilla.
258
00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:40,206
- Nigga,
that is baby doll hair.
259
00:10:40,275 --> 00:10:42,475
We'll take the polyester.
260
00:10:42,551 --> 00:10:46,551
Get that shit away from me
before it fuck up my allergies.
261
00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:48,450
- Really, Pat?
262
00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:50,027
Our mama is dead and gone,
263
00:10:50,103 --> 00:10:51,763
and you're still trying
to punish her.
264
00:10:51,827 --> 00:10:53,277
You can't let nothing go,
can you?
265
00:10:53,344 --> 00:10:54,904
- I let you go, didn't I?
266
00:10:56,517 --> 00:10:58,447
- Of course you did, Pat,
267
00:10:58,517 --> 00:11:01,447
because you don't care
about nobody but yourself.
268
00:11:01,517 --> 00:11:04,587
You can't even bury our mama
for thinking about money.
269
00:11:04,655 --> 00:11:06,855
- Of course I'm thinking
about money, 'cause I'm the one
270
00:11:06,931 --> 00:11:08,861
that's gonna end up paying
for all of this shit.
271
00:11:08,931 --> 00:11:10,621
- Well, she didn't have
nothing in life, Pat.
272
00:11:10,689 --> 00:11:12,409
The least we could do
is give her something in death.
273
00:11:12,482 --> 00:11:15,002
- I'm not buying no memory foam
for no woman
274
00:11:15,068 --> 00:11:17,338
that ain't gonna have
no more memories.
275
00:11:17,413 --> 00:11:20,833
- Ain't nobody asked you
to pay for nothing--I got this.
276
00:11:20,896 --> 00:11:22,026
- Oh, you got this?
- Yes.
277
00:11:22,103 --> 00:11:24,003
- With this fake-ass
funeral home man
278
00:11:24,068 --> 00:11:28,408
sitting here trying to sell
a dead person a mirror?
279
00:11:28,482 --> 00:11:29,972
He trying to rob us.
280
00:11:31,862 --> 00:11:35,002
- Well, I'm heading on out.
281
00:11:35,068 --> 00:11:37,028
But y'all remember this...
282
00:11:37,103 --> 00:11:39,033
if you don't pay
the right rates,
283
00:11:39,103 --> 00:11:41,763
your mama won't make it
to the pearly gates.
284
00:11:44,344 --> 00:11:46,244
- Look at this shit
you done got us into.
285
00:11:46,310 --> 00:11:47,900
- No, you done made
this man leave.
286
00:11:47,965 --> 00:11:49,755
- Do you realize
how stupid you been?
287
00:11:49,827 --> 00:11:52,167
[all shouting indistinctly]
288
00:11:52,241 --> 00:11:53,621
- Hey, hey!
289
00:11:53,689 --> 00:11:56,239
Put this mess to the side
so you can do this funeral!
290
00:11:56,310 --> 00:11:59,000
Now, aren't you two tired
of fighting each other?
291
00:11:59,068 --> 00:12:01,208
- What I'm tired of is that wig
on her damn head.
292
00:12:01,275 --> 00:12:02,405
- Oh, well, speaking of wigs,
293
00:12:02,482 --> 00:12:05,072
I know that ain't mine
on your head.
294
00:12:05,137 --> 00:12:07,547
- I would never wear
your unicorn-ass wig.
295
00:12:07,620 --> 00:12:10,170
- Then why are the tips pink?
296
00:12:10,241 --> 00:12:11,411
- This is my wig.
297
00:12:11,482 --> 00:12:13,622
But we all know
that you like pink tips.
298
00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:16,169
- No, keep me out of this.
299
00:12:16,241 --> 00:12:19,831
- Bitch,
you dyed my fucking wig,
300
00:12:19,896 --> 00:12:22,616
and that's why you ain't
sent them back.
301
00:12:22,689 --> 00:12:24,929
- You better get this bitch.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
302
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,520
Look, look, look, now,
303
00:12:26,586 --> 00:12:28,376
can we just--just please focus
304
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,378
on burying your mother
for the funeral?
305
00:12:30,448 --> 00:12:31,968
Now, come on--
[children screaming]
306
00:12:32,034 --> 00:12:33,344
Who in the hell kids are these?
307
00:12:33,413 --> 00:12:35,343
Come here. Sit down in there.
Come here.
308
00:12:35,413 --> 00:12:37,283
- Where did Mildred
keep the melatonin?
309
00:12:37,344 --> 00:12:39,074
- Melatonin don't work
on crack babies.
310
00:12:39,137 --> 00:12:40,967
You better mix that shit
with Hpnotiq.
311
00:12:43,034 --> 00:12:46,074
- Yo, Look at Grandma
and Aunt Gwen in this picture.
312
00:12:46,137 --> 00:12:48,717
- Ah, Grandma was so beautiful.
313
00:12:48,793 --> 00:12:51,663
- Yeah, so was her sister.
314
00:12:51,724 --> 00:12:56,004
You know, this explains a lot
about my fine self
315
00:12:56,068 --> 00:13:00,138
but raises so many questions
about how y'all look.
316
00:13:00,206 --> 00:13:02,406
- Actually,
your theory's wrong.
317
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,662
See, girls tell me
that if I work out and, uh...
318
00:13:04,724 --> 00:13:06,934
[sniffs]
You know, get my money up
319
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,900
that they'll think
about it, so...
320
00:13:09,965 --> 00:13:12,655
- Doesn't it feel like
so much history gets lost
321
00:13:12,724 --> 00:13:14,244
whenever a matriarch dies?
322
00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:17,170
- Some shit is better off lost.
323
00:13:19,275 --> 00:13:20,825
Why you keep following me?
324
00:13:20,896 --> 00:13:22,996
- 'Cause I'm to make sure
you don't take
325
00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:24,858
none of Mama's stuff
like you took my wig.
326
00:13:24,931 --> 00:13:27,311
- I can take my mama's stuff if
I want to take my mama's stuff.
327
00:13:27,379 --> 00:13:29,169
It's my damn mama.
328
00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:32,241
- And what are y'all doing?
You working for her?
329
00:13:32,310 --> 00:13:35,410
- It's her show.
We just on it.
330
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,032
- We're looking for pictures
for the obituary.
331
00:13:38,103 --> 00:13:39,313
- It's crazy that she's gone.
332
00:13:39,379 --> 00:13:41,209
I mean, do we know
what happened to her?
333
00:13:41,275 --> 00:13:42,825
- Well, the neighbor told me
she had a heart attack
334
00:13:42,896 --> 00:13:44,236
in the backyard.
335
00:13:44,310 --> 00:13:46,790
- I didn't know she had
a heart to attack.
336
00:13:46,862 --> 00:13:48,692
- Are those bullet holes?
337
00:13:48,758 --> 00:13:50,278
- Yeah, but she only shot at us
338
00:13:50,344 --> 00:13:52,144
when she didn't take
her medicine.
339
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:53,826
- Well, what kind of medicine
did she take?
340
00:13:53,896 --> 00:13:56,096
- I don't know.
She ain't never take it.
341
00:13:56,172 --> 00:13:58,972
- Sounds like y'all had
a pretty good childhood.
342
00:13:59,034 --> 00:14:01,624
- Yep, it was definitely
a childhood.
343
00:14:01,689 --> 00:14:03,279
- More like child-in-the-hood.
344
00:14:03,344 --> 00:14:06,214
- [grunts]
Can somebody please help me?
345
00:14:06,275 --> 00:14:08,025
- Y'all, get them kids
off that white man
346
00:14:08,103 --> 00:14:09,763
before they catch a case.
347
00:14:09,827 --> 00:14:12,587
- All right, you grab
the bald one--I got Buckwheat.
348
00:14:16,896 --> 00:14:18,446
- You know, Pat,
being in Mama's house
349
00:14:18,517 --> 00:14:19,617
has really made me think.
350
00:14:19,689 --> 00:14:22,029
I had Mama worrying
a lot about me
351
00:14:22,103 --> 00:14:24,623
when I was doing drugs
all those years.
352
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:26,829
It's really important to me
that I make it up to her
353
00:14:26,896 --> 00:14:28,756
with this funeral.
354
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,167
- You know what?
355
00:14:30,241 --> 00:14:31,901
If you want to spend a fortune
on Mama funeral,
356
00:14:31,965 --> 00:14:33,995
go right ahead.
- Really?
357
00:14:34,068 --> 00:14:35,138
- Yeah, if you think
you can handle it.
358
00:14:35,206 --> 00:14:36,306
- Oh, I can handle it.
359
00:14:36,379 --> 00:14:38,339
- But you can't ask me
for nothing.
360
00:14:38,413 --> 00:14:40,723
- Nothing, nothing.
I got this.
361
00:14:40,793 --> 00:14:42,553
- Okay.
362
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:44,210
- Thank you, Pat.
363
00:14:45,827 --> 00:14:47,827
- [sighs]
364
00:14:47,896 --> 00:14:50,276
- What's wrong?
365
00:14:50,344 --> 00:14:52,414
- It's kind of weird
being back here,
366
00:14:52,482 --> 00:14:54,792
knowing that I'm never gonna
hear Mama voice calling me
367
00:14:54,862 --> 00:14:56,592
"a dumb bitch" again.
368
00:14:58,655 --> 00:15:00,205
- Yeah.
369
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,025
But if you need me to call you
that for old time's--
370
00:15:02,103 --> 00:15:03,663
- Try it and die.
371
00:15:05,413 --> 00:15:08,483
[soft organ music playing]
372
00:15:08,551 --> 00:15:12,791
♪ ♪
373
00:15:12,862 --> 00:15:14,762
- What the hell is going on?
374
00:15:14,827 --> 00:15:17,717
- Is this the right place?
375
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:19,383
- Those my favorite mourners?
376
00:15:19,448 --> 00:15:22,278
- Blowpop, what type
of BBL burial bullshit is this?
377
00:15:22,344 --> 00:15:24,484
I knew you was still pimping.
378
00:15:24,551 --> 00:15:27,001
- No, Rabbit, this is a funeral
for one of my old hos--Pumpkin.
379
00:15:27,068 --> 00:15:28,338
It's tragic.
380
00:15:28,413 --> 00:15:30,103
She was working--
at the strip club--
381
00:15:30,172 --> 00:15:31,832
and she slipped
on some chicken-wing grease
382
00:15:31,896 --> 00:15:34,306
in the kitchen, and she fell
and broke her fingers
383
00:15:34,379 --> 00:15:36,619
and her neck in three places.
384
00:15:36,689 --> 00:15:37,859
- Oh, my God.
385
00:15:37,931 --> 00:15:40,211
- Lot of folks gonna miss
that neck.
386
00:15:40,275 --> 00:15:42,025
- I can imagine.
- Don't imagine.
387
00:15:42,103 --> 00:15:45,313
This ain't Sesame Street.
388
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,689
- Look, look, don't y'all worry
nothing about that,
389
00:15:47,758 --> 00:15:49,208
because they might be
right next to y'all,
390
00:15:49,275 --> 00:15:50,755
but they will not disturb
your service,
391
00:15:50,827 --> 00:15:53,277
I can guarantee you that.
392
00:15:53,344 --> 00:15:55,554
Now, are you ready
to see your mother's space?
393
00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:56,620
- Sure.
394
00:16:04,827 --> 00:16:07,717
[camera shutter clicking]
395
00:16:09,724 --> 00:16:11,594
[camera shutter clicks]
396
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,970
[camera shutter clicks]
397
00:16:18,034 --> 00:16:20,724
- This casket got everything
but rims.
398
00:16:20,793 --> 00:16:24,073
- Uh, how are we affording
all of this?
399
00:16:24,137 --> 00:16:26,027
- We're not.
Apparently Denise is.
400
00:16:26,103 --> 00:16:27,553
- Hey, everybody.
401
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,720
- Ashley's here!
402
00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:30,073
- Hey, sissy.
Good to see y'all.
403
00:16:30,137 --> 00:16:32,377
- Is that a Newport
and Hennessey wreath?
404
00:16:32,448 --> 00:16:34,688
- That is incredibly ratchet,
but I approve.
405
00:16:34,758 --> 00:16:37,448
My granny loved her
some Hennessey.
406
00:16:37,517 --> 00:16:38,517
- Who is this?
407
00:16:38,586 --> 00:16:39,966
- This is
my girlfriend, Tanika.
408
00:16:40,034 --> 00:16:41,484
Remember?
I told you about her.
409
00:16:41,551 --> 00:16:42,761
- Hi.
410
00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:44,547
Now's not the time
to be introducing us
411
00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:45,930
to your new stamp.
412
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,310
- How is she a stamp?
413
00:16:47,379 --> 00:16:48,929
- Ain't this the bitch
you be licking?
414
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,140
- You need to tell your mama
415
00:16:50,206 --> 00:16:51,996
people don't lick stamps
no more.
416
00:16:52,068 --> 00:16:54,408
She need to upgrade
her homophobia.
417
00:16:54,482 --> 00:16:58,762
- Tell Lena Waithe
I heard her.
418
00:16:58,827 --> 00:16:59,927
- Hi, Tanika.
419
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,410
I'm Terry.
This is Pat.
420
00:17:01,482 --> 00:17:03,592
Ashley's told us all about you.
421
00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:05,925
- She's warned me
about y'all, too.
422
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,660
Mm-hmm.
423
00:17:08,724 --> 00:17:10,724
[children screaming]
424
00:17:10,793 --> 00:17:13,003
- I thought we left
them niggas at the house.
425
00:17:13,068 --> 00:17:14,208
- Y'all get your ass--
426
00:17:14,275 --> 00:17:16,025
Kids! Stop all that damn
running around.
427
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,483
Mildred trying to sleep.
428
00:17:17,551 --> 00:17:20,551
- Trina, them your badass kids?
- Yeah. [chuckles]
429
00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:22,410
But they not bad.
They just, you know...
430
00:17:22,482 --> 00:17:23,592
- Demons.
431
00:17:23,655 --> 00:17:24,785
Why you leave them
at the house?
432
00:17:24,862 --> 00:17:26,172
Mama was dead.
- Shh!
433
00:17:26,241 --> 00:17:28,661
They don't know that.
434
00:17:28,724 --> 00:17:30,414
- And you mean to tell me
you couldn't change out
435
00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:32,792
of your Waffle House uniform
before coming to a funeral?
436
00:17:32,862 --> 00:17:36,282
- Oh, this? This just
the darkest outfit I got.
437
00:17:36,344 --> 00:17:38,664
So how you been
since you moved to Indiana?
438
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:41,144
Your mama told me y'all live
with white people.
439
00:17:41,206 --> 00:17:43,236
- We don't live
with white people.
440
00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:44,550
They're our neighbors.
441
00:17:44,620 --> 00:17:46,100
- Well, y'all got room for us?
442
00:17:46,172 --> 00:17:47,762
- Hell, no.
I don't need no more kids.
443
00:17:47,827 --> 00:17:49,757
- But my kids need
a nice environment
444
00:17:49,827 --> 00:17:51,097
to grow up in, too, you know.
445
00:17:51,172 --> 00:17:52,932
- You better take them niggas
to a dog park.
446
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,100
- Oh!
447
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,214
You mean.
448
00:17:58,275 --> 00:18:00,515
You ain't got
your mama's heart.
449
00:18:00,586 --> 00:18:04,336
Now, she was always good
about helping me with my kids.
450
00:18:04,413 --> 00:18:08,313
And all I had to do was pay her
in Hennessy and...
451
00:18:09,758 --> 00:18:12,168
[crying] Newports.
452
00:18:12,241 --> 00:18:14,281
I'm sorr--
453
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:16,904
You know, I was the one
that found her.
454
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:17,925
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
455
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,070
- Um, what happened?
456
00:18:19,137 --> 00:18:20,857
- So she was having
hot flashes,
457
00:18:20,931 --> 00:18:22,901
and she went to the window
to cool off,
458
00:18:22,965 --> 00:18:24,925
and then I guess
her behind started sweating,
459
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,310
and she just fell out
and hit the ground.
460
00:18:27,379 --> 00:18:28,969
- I thought she died
from a heart attack.
461
00:18:29,034 --> 00:18:31,174
- Oh, no, girl, that's just
what I told the neighbors.
462
00:18:31,241 --> 00:18:33,031
[chuckles]
463
00:18:33,103 --> 00:18:34,593
And she had just asked me
464
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,715
to pay the light bill
that morning, too.
465
00:18:36,793 --> 00:18:39,073
But I guess now I can just keep
that little $150,
466
00:18:39,137 --> 00:18:40,097
'cause I got three kids.
467
00:18:40,172 --> 00:18:41,242
You know, I need my money.
468
00:18:41,310 --> 00:18:44,240
Hey! You! Come sit down.
469
00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:46,170
- Sit down. Sit down.
470
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:53,166
- I don't know
how you afforded all of this.
471
00:18:53,241 --> 00:18:54,721
- Well, I had to cut
the praise dances,
472
00:18:54,793 --> 00:18:56,173
but I made it work.
473
00:18:56,241 --> 00:18:57,761
- It's beautiful.
- Thank you.
474
00:18:57,827 --> 00:18:59,237
I did Mama proud.
475
00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:01,520
- Before we get started,
I'd like to take a moment aside
476
00:19:01,586 --> 00:19:03,066
before we send Ms. Mildred
on home.
477
00:19:03,137 --> 00:19:04,547
- Mildred?
478
00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:07,480
This ain't Pumpkin funeral?
- Pumpkin next door.
479
00:19:07,551 --> 00:19:09,241
- Oh, shit.
- We got ourselves--
480
00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:11,550
- We sorry.
481
00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:14,830
- Okay, as y'all know,
we are gathered here today
482
00:19:14,896 --> 00:19:18,546
to celebrate the life of one
Ms. Mildred Anne Ford...
483
00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:19,970
[cell phone chimes]
Who is survived
484
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:23,344
by her two beautiful daughters.
485
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:26,033
One of whom has
a declined credit card.
486
00:19:26,103 --> 00:19:29,973
Services will resume
once payment has cleared.
487
00:19:30,034 --> 00:19:31,934
Lacrecia!
488
00:19:41,724 --> 00:19:43,934
- I knew you couldn't afford
all this shit.
489
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,860
- Well, damn, when did they
start charging cards
490
00:19:45,931 --> 00:19:47,381
on the same day?
491
00:19:47,448 --> 00:19:49,378
- I hope you got
your prayer pillow ready,
492
00:19:49,448 --> 00:19:50,718
because, knowing Blowpop,
493
00:19:50,793 --> 00:19:53,553
you about to get on your knees
to fix this one.
494
00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:55,340
- You know what?
Go to hell, Pat.
495
00:19:55,413 --> 00:19:56,593
- No. Send me somewhere
you ain't going,
496
00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:57,965
you fake-ass Christian.
497
00:19:58,034 --> 00:19:59,864
- Oh, I bet you I put
my fake-ass Christian--
498
00:19:59,931 --> 00:20:02,071
- You always fucking up.
I tried to tell you--
499
00:20:02,137 --> 00:20:03,927
[both shouting indistinctly]
500
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,620
- Hey, hey!
Y'all stop all that fussing.
501
00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:08,659
I heard you all the way
in the parking lot.
502
00:20:08,724 --> 00:20:11,454
Today ain't the day
to be acting like yourselves.
503
00:20:14,448 --> 00:20:16,448
- Hey, Aunt Gwen,
I thought you wasn't coming.
504
00:20:16,517 --> 00:20:17,617
- What made you say that?
505
00:20:17,689 --> 00:20:19,139
- Well, you didn't answer
your phone.
506
00:20:19,206 --> 00:20:20,376
What was I supposed to think?
507
00:20:20,448 --> 00:20:22,028
- That I didn't want
to talk to you.
508
00:20:22,103 --> 00:20:23,763
Now, what the hell's going on?
509
00:20:23,827 --> 00:20:25,517
- Pat trying
to make me look stupid.
510
00:20:25,586 --> 00:20:26,926
- That ain't hard to do.
511
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,030
- Aunt Gwen, she--
she threw me out of the house.
512
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:30,553
She stole my wigs.
513
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:32,380
And now she don't even want
to pay for Mama's funeral.
514
00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:34,378
- Ain't nobody ask
for all of this shit!
515
00:20:34,448 --> 00:20:36,378
I mean stuff.
516
00:20:36,448 --> 00:20:38,588
- I asked for it.
517
00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:40,655
She thought everything
I did was wrong.
518
00:20:40,724 --> 00:20:42,794
Why can't you let me do
something right for once?
519
00:20:42,862 --> 00:20:44,412
- 'Cause she fuck up
everything!
520
00:20:44,482 --> 00:20:47,072
I mean screwed up.
521
00:20:47,137 --> 00:20:48,657
- Life ain't but a blink.
522
00:20:48,724 --> 00:20:51,554
And y'all two broads
out here fussing?
523
00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:53,830
I ain't seen my sister
in damn near 20 years.
524
00:20:53,896 --> 00:20:56,856
And the first time I see her,
she laying in a box.
525
00:20:56,931 --> 00:20:58,971
Where is the box?
526
00:21:01,413 --> 00:21:03,453
- Ask Denise.
527
00:21:03,517 --> 00:21:05,827
- I said they wasn't supposed
to run the card yet.
528
00:21:05,896 --> 00:21:06,996
- Fine, fine.
529
00:21:07,068 --> 00:21:08,998
Hey, come, please.
Take this card.
530
00:21:12,034 --> 00:21:15,384
My sister owes me
thousands of dollars,
531
00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:16,688
but I'm gonna be
the bigger person
532
00:21:16,758 --> 00:21:18,378
and pay for the thing myself
533
00:21:18,448 --> 00:21:21,658
so I can show my grown nieces
how to behave.
534
00:21:21,724 --> 00:21:24,454
I ain't been talking to your
mother since we had a fight
535
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,477
about something
I can't even remember.
536
00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:28,761
But I can't take it all back.
537
00:21:28,827 --> 00:21:32,277
Oh, I do remember.
She fucked my husband.
538
00:21:32,344 --> 00:21:33,764
- Mama slept with Uncle Jack?
539
00:21:33,827 --> 00:21:35,927
- Did a whole lot more
than sleeping.
540
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,340
But he gave her syphilis.
541
00:21:37,413 --> 00:21:38,933
God is good!
542
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,450
all: All the time.
543
00:21:40,517 --> 00:21:42,997
- Now, obviously,
none of that matters now.
544
00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:45,448
I can always get a new husband
without a dirty dong,
545
00:21:45,517 --> 00:21:47,997
but what I can't get
is a new sister.
546
00:21:48,068 --> 00:21:51,308
Now, if I can be civil,
547
00:21:51,379 --> 00:21:53,659
y'all can, too.
548
00:21:53,724 --> 00:21:54,864
both: Fine.
549
00:21:54,931 --> 00:21:57,341
- Now let me say goodbye
to my sister
550
00:21:57,413 --> 00:21:59,143
with some peace and dignity.
551
00:21:59,206 --> 00:22:01,026
[sighs]
552
00:22:01,103 --> 00:22:02,003
- 'Crecia.
553
00:22:04,034 --> 00:22:07,104
As y'all know,
we are gathered here today
554
00:22:07,172 --> 00:22:10,032
to honor the life
555
00:22:10,103 --> 00:22:12,723
of one Ms. Mildred Anne Ford,
556
00:22:12,793 --> 00:22:14,553
who is survived
by two beautiful daughters...
557
00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:17,550
[cell phone chimes]
And her wonderful sister...
558
00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:19,790
who also has
a declined credit card.
559
00:22:19,862 --> 00:22:21,622
Lacrecia.
560
00:22:21,689 --> 00:22:24,549
- What the fuck you put
on this funeral?
561
00:22:30,172 --> 00:22:33,242
- I'm sorry, okay?
I just wanted it to be nice.
562
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,690
- Listen, it's okay.
Me and Lee are gonna split it.
563
00:22:35,758 --> 00:22:37,718
- He can take my card
for some of it, too.
564
00:22:37,793 --> 00:22:38,933
- Do they take
CashApp or Venmo?
565
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,660
- Oh, we take it all,
my brother.
566
00:22:40,724 --> 00:22:42,344
But if you send it
through PayPal,
567
00:22:42,413 --> 00:22:44,413
please remember to send it
as a friend.
568
00:22:44,482 --> 00:22:46,072
- Y'all can have
that light-bill money.
569
00:22:46,137 --> 00:22:48,307
- Yeah, I'll put some of
Junebug's cash in on it, too.
570
00:22:48,379 --> 00:22:49,899
- I can't let y'all do that.
571
00:22:49,965 --> 00:22:51,995
She was my mama,
so I'm gonna pay for it
572
00:22:52,068 --> 00:22:53,898
like I knew I would.
573
00:22:56,206 --> 00:22:59,406
- After all of this,
I'm gonna need some cash.
574
00:23:01,965 --> 00:23:05,545
- Now, y'all, this has truly
been quite a lovely service.
575
00:23:05,620 --> 00:23:07,790
But now I'd like
to close us out
576
00:23:07,862 --> 00:23:10,932
with what I know was
Cousin Mildred favorite song,
577
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,830
if y'all don't mind.
578
00:23:12,896 --> 00:23:16,166
[all agreeing]
579
00:23:16,241 --> 00:23:18,481
This for you, Milly Mill.
580
00:23:18,551 --> 00:23:19,901
[clears throat]
581
00:23:19,965 --> 00:23:25,585
[clicks tongue]
♪ I don't fight ♪
582
00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:28,205
[all murmuring]
583
00:23:28,275 --> 00:23:33,235
♪ I don't argue ♪
584
00:23:33,310 --> 00:23:35,550
- Come on, now, sing the song.
[all murmuring]
585
00:23:35,620 --> 00:23:39,210
- ♪ I just hit that bitch
with a bottle ♪
586
00:23:39,275 --> 00:23:41,405
♪ Oh, I don't fight ♪
587
00:23:41,482 --> 00:23:43,242
♪ I don't argue ♪
588
00:23:43,310 --> 00:23:46,970
♪ I just hit that bitch
with a bottle ♪
589
00:23:47,034 --> 00:23:49,104
♪ I don't fight ♪
590
00:23:49,172 --> 00:23:51,212
♪ I don't argue ♪
591
00:23:51,275 --> 00:23:54,785
♪ I just hit that bitch... ♪
all: ♪ With a bottle ♪
592
00:23:54,862 --> 00:23:57,102
- ♪ No, I don't fight, no ♪
593
00:23:57,172 --> 00:23:59,212
all: ♪ I don't argue ♪
594
00:23:59,275 --> 00:24:02,445
♪ I just hit that bitch
with a bottle ♪
595
00:24:02,517 --> 00:24:04,477
- ♪ No, I don't fight ♪
596
00:24:04,551 --> 00:24:07,721
♪ I don't argue, I just... ♪
597
00:24:07,793 --> 00:24:10,863
all: ♪ Hit that bitch
with a bottle ♪
598
00:24:19,172 --> 00:24:20,932
- Ouch!
599
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,480
Now, y'all know y'all
could've shaved her mustache
600
00:24:23,551 --> 00:24:25,451
before you put her
in this casket.
601
00:24:27,482 --> 00:24:30,662
Hmm. I would've loved
to hear her response to that.
602
00:24:30,724 --> 00:24:33,074
- You ready to go, Auntie?
603
00:24:33,137 --> 00:24:35,237
- I'm ready.
604
00:24:35,310 --> 00:24:37,000
Bye, baby sis.
605
00:24:45,620 --> 00:24:47,720
- Gonna be all right, baby?
- Yep.
606
00:24:47,793 --> 00:24:49,693
I just want to say goodbye.
607
00:25:02,103 --> 00:25:04,343
- I'm gonna miss you calling me
four times a year
608
00:25:04,413 --> 00:25:06,553
to pay your phone bill.
609
00:25:06,620 --> 00:25:08,550
I know you loved us.
610
00:25:08,620 --> 00:25:11,860
And I love you, too.
611
00:25:11,931 --> 00:25:14,071
And I know you did your best,
612
00:25:14,137 --> 00:25:16,717
but your best wasn't always
good enough.
613
00:25:18,482 --> 00:25:20,592
Rest easy, Mama.
614
00:25:24,655 --> 00:25:25,995
[shimmering tone]
615
00:25:26,068 --> 00:25:28,928
- What the fuck
is that supposed to mean?
616
00:25:32,172 --> 00:25:35,522
- What the hell?
- Don't fucking cuss at me.
617
00:25:35,586 --> 00:25:37,476
Why did you let my sister
618
00:25:37,551 --> 00:25:39,721
put them flying monkey lips
on me?
619
00:25:39,793 --> 00:25:42,553
And why the hell
am I being buried in a bra?
620
00:25:42,620 --> 00:25:44,070
My titties need to be free
621
00:25:44,137 --> 00:25:48,207
so Teddy Pendergrass
can motorboat me.
622
00:25:48,275 --> 00:25:50,655
- Why are you talking?
- 'Cause I feel like it.
623
00:25:50,724 --> 00:25:53,244
Why are you fat?
- Here come the bullshit.
624
00:25:53,310 --> 00:25:54,790
- Cuss again.
625
00:25:54,862 --> 00:25:58,552
Cuss again, and watch
your ass be in this box.
626
00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:00,620
- Yes, ma'am.
627
00:26:00,689 --> 00:26:02,829
- I appreciate you coming.
628
00:26:04,517 --> 00:26:06,067
I know it wasn't easy.
629
00:26:06,137 --> 00:26:09,517
- It wasn't--
- Bitch. Let the dead talk.
630
00:26:09,586 --> 00:26:12,026
I know I made
a lot of mistakes.
631
00:26:12,103 --> 00:26:13,903
You two didn't get
the guidance you needed
632
00:26:13,965 --> 00:26:15,785
to become regular whole people.
633
00:26:15,862 --> 00:26:17,412
That's why
y'all got to stick together.
634
00:26:17,482 --> 00:26:20,522
Otherwise it's just two
half dumbasses walking around,
635
00:26:20,586 --> 00:26:23,616
when you and your sister
need to be one whole dumbass.
636
00:26:23,689 --> 00:26:25,689
That would make me proud.
637
00:26:25,758 --> 00:26:28,378
- I-I don't understand.
- Yes, you do.
638
00:26:28,448 --> 00:26:29,718
- Okay.
639
00:26:29,793 --> 00:26:32,793
- Now, let me go find Teddy.
640
00:26:32,862 --> 00:26:36,452
You know I love a nigga
in a wheelchair.
641
00:26:36,517 --> 00:26:37,967
Mmm.
642
00:26:38,034 --> 00:26:41,244
It's a good rock
when he can roll.
643
00:26:43,344 --> 00:26:44,934
- Bye, Mama.
644
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,070
[shimmering tone]
645
00:26:59,344 --> 00:27:01,384
- I'm so glad you here.
Can we just talk about--
646
00:27:01,448 --> 00:27:04,168
- Nothing. I don't want to talk
about nothing with you, Pat.
647
00:27:04,241 --> 00:27:06,141
You tried to make me
look like a fool today.
648
00:27:06,206 --> 00:27:07,656
- Look, Denise,
I don't want to fight.
649
00:27:07,724 --> 00:27:11,074
- Well, I don't either.
I don't fight. I don't argue.
650
00:27:11,137 --> 00:27:14,097
I just hit that bitch
with a summons.
651
00:27:14,172 --> 00:27:17,172
See you in court.
- For what?
652
00:27:17,241 --> 00:27:19,721
- You owe me
for emotional damage
653
00:27:19,793 --> 00:27:22,623
and, most of all,
my iconic wigs.
654
00:27:22,689 --> 00:27:24,789
Hmm. See you in court.
655
00:27:24,862 --> 00:27:27,692
Not bad for a crackhead.
656
00:27:29,379 --> 00:27:32,339
[shimmering tone]
- [cackling wildly]
657
00:27:34,862 --> 00:27:37,972
You dumb bitch.
[cackling]
658
00:27:38,034 --> 00:27:40,214
Your big sister
got that ass again!
659
00:27:40,275 --> 00:27:41,205
[cackles]
660
00:27:41,275 --> 00:27:44,895
That was good!
[cackling]
661
00:27:51,241 --> 00:27:54,381
- Blowpop, is it too late
to cremate that bitch?
662
00:27:54,431 --> 00:27:58,981
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