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Previously on "RuPaul's
Drag Race Down Under".

G'day, g'day, g'day.

(contestants cheering)

"Down Under's" next drag superstar

needs to be able to sell anything.

And there's no place like home.

Away trusty steed.

(contestant whinnying)

Let's get whizzin.

Book your tickets to Kween Kong Island.

It went to this sort of dark place.

Wasn't that funny?

And you should just be
fucking happy with it.

Look out Peter Jackson.

Hannah Conda, you are the
winner of this week's challenge.

Kween Kong, shantay you stay.

Beverly Kills,

sashay away.

I love you Bev.

Bye bye.

[Contestants] Yes.

(mellow music)

[Kween Kong] Oh girl.

Hey.

Oh my God, we made it.

Oh Bev.

You got to bloody top five,

she's incredible
representation for Brisbane.

And I think she should be
proud of everything she's done.

Thank you for the love,
friendship and memories.

You're all bastards.

(contestants laughing)

P-S hashtags team Spankie.

[Contestants] Aww.

Well, she always
was delusional, wasn't she?

My journey through this
competition has been up and down,

and I think I wouldn't
have it any other way.

There's been a lot of lessons
that I've learned about myself

so that I know is gonna
benefit me in the long run.

I wanna say Kong,

I do hope you win the next challenge,

because I couldn't compete against you

in a fucking lip sync you crazy bitch.

You were amazing.

Yeah, you were absolutely incredible.

There was no way I was going home,

there is no place I feel more confident

than when I'm fucking performing.

I don't plan on going anywhere,

so try and move me motherfucker.

Spankie, how's it feel
seeing two bitches now

say Spankie's gonna win on the mirror?

Yeah, it feels pretty incredible.

This means the world to me,

that just goes to show that
I've made an impression on them.

And that I've been true
to myself this whole time.

You're such a sister,

but also you've been helping
every single one of us.

I'm not mad when I see team Spankie,

'cause I'm still team Spankie.

I want the crown, but baby.

But they don't even decide.

So I'm just gonna keep on
pushing on, pushing on.

We all want it and I
wouldn't be surprised,

you're coming up from
fucking the backside bitch.

Bitch I was taking the lead,

but your fucking ad was just amazing.

Thank you.

I'm the winner baby.

As the winner of this
challenge, may you rub my toes?

Ah.

Ah.

Yeah, you like that?

Thank you, hashtag team Spankie now.

Break the foot, yeah.

Right now I feel like
I've really set myself up

and cemented myself as someone to beat.

[Spankie] What about me
and Hannah in the bottom?

I think we could out stunt and trick you.

Yeah, look, I'm here to win it baby,

I want the crown.

What the fuck is going on
over there honestly (laughs)?

I want the crown, I want the scepter,

and the $50.000 wouldn't go
astray.

Leapfrog, yes and leapfrog, go.

(Molly laughing)

[Kween Kong] It's like
watching your two drunk aunties

at the fucking family barbecue.

Sorry girls.

I'll buy you a pair of
shoes (laughs manically).

The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race Down Under"

will receive a year supply of cosmetics

from Anastasia Beverly Kills.

And, a cash prize of $50.000,

courtesy of our mates at Samsung.

Tonight with Michelle
Visage, Rhys Nicholson,

and our extra special
guest star Murray Bartlett.

[Voice over] "RuPaul's Drag Race",

may the best drag queen win,

best drag queen win.

(upbeat music)

(Molly screaming)

[Kween Kong] Top four motherfucker.

Top four.

Oh.

Top four.

It's a new week in the werkroom,

and guess what?

Only girl from Sydney
ever in the top four.

Except for Courtney, but
that was US (laughs).

Top fucking four.

(contestants exclaim excitedly)

Is this how you envisioned it?

Honestly at the start, no,

but as we progressed on, yes.

Who did you originally
see in the top four?

I thought Minnie and Yuri.

- Yeah.
- Totally.

But I couldn't be more
blessed and grateful

to be with you bitches.

You ugly fucking cows.
- Same here, same here.

I never thought I was
gonna make it this far,

but as the weeks progressed

I could envision myself being there.

Y'all have been smashing
it, three wins, three wins.

We're over here with one win,

and we've bottomed a few times.

Baby, I don't usually bottom,

so look, this is really unusual for me.

(contestants chuckling)

These girls are amazing.

For me to get another win I
need to stop doubting myself,

and just fucking go in and give it my all.

[Hannah] Totally.

Going home now would be more devastating

than going home early,

'cause you're so close
I can fucking taste it.

(alarm ringing)

Ooh girl, she already done had herses.

- [Contestants] Ooh.
- Oh my God.

Hey there you're gorgeous beings.

- Hi.
- Oh my God.

(gasps) Murray Bartlett
from the "White Lotus".

Oh, he's a dream.

He could absolutely 150%
shit in my suitcase,

and I wouldn't mind.

As queer people we get
to choose our families,

and that's when the real work begins.

Yeah.

But remember the family
that slays together

stays together.

Now, who's your daddy?

(contestants exclaiming)

You can be my daddy.

Oh my God, he's so fucking hot.

Murray's given me a river.

(contestants exclaiming)

I feel like it's gonna
be a makeover challenge,

to be honest.

Well, it's whanau, he's
talking about the whanau.

Yeah, definitely.
- [Kween Kong] Yeah, family.

G'day, g'day, g'day.

(RuPaul laughing)

Queens, can you believe it?

We are only one week away from crowning.

"Down Under's" next drag superstar.

Girl.

But with just four of you left,

I think this is the perfect time

to make an addition to
our little drag family.

Queens, please give a warm welcome

to "Drag Race" super fan Keelan.

[Hannah] Hi.

[Molly] Hey girl, hey.

A screaming queen walks in the door,

and we're like, "Oh my
God, who is this homo?"

Now say hello to Keelan's dad, Tony.

Oh my God.

Hi Tony.

Hi Tony.

Now say hi to Keelan's cousin Tyler.

[Molly] Oh my God.

Hi.

(RuPaul laughing)

Oh my God.

Oh, we're keeping it in the family.

Wow, what's up?

And last but not least,

this is Keelan's uncle Paul.

[Contestants] Hey.

[Molly] Hi Uncle Paul.

Welcome.

This is so awesome.

Hello fellas, thank you
so much for joining us.

Are you ready to experience
the miracle of drag?

(crickets chirping)

I can't hear you Tony.

Yeah, yeah, I'm good, I'm kiddin' ya.

(group laughing)

All right, so who in the
crowd knows what tucking is?

Raise your hand.

(contestants laughing)

Well uncle Paul, you're about to find out.

(contestants laughing)

Now Queens, for this
week's maxi challenge,

sponsored by Anastasia Beverly Hills.

You need to transform Keelan's
kinfolk into lovely ladykins,

that share a strong drag
family resemblance with you.

Fuck yes.

I feel like this is
definitely in my wheelhouse,

I feel like I can win this, this is mine.

And on the runway the
category is opposites attract.

This would never happen in my family,

what an amazing experience.

I can't wait to be a part of this.

Now, to decide who will make over whom

the Queens are gonna play a
good old fashioned game of

rock, paper, scissors.

Ooh yes, love that.

Or as you call it down
under paper, scissors, rock.

(contestants laughing)

I see Keelan, I think
that's the one for me.

Are you ready queens?

[Contestants] Yes.

Okay, paper, scissors, rock.

Rock crushes scissors.

So Molly and Hannah paper, scissors, rock.

- Oh bitch.
- Girl.

Molly, you get to choose first, okay?

Okay.

Keelan is a super fan of drag race,

so I'm like, "He already knows
what's gonna happen here."

So that is an advantage.

I'm gonna have to go with
a queen already Keelan.

(group laughing)

I think you can strut in some heels bitch,

I know you can.

Keelan go on over.

Come to mama.

Yes.

Molly Poppinz strikes again,

that little bitch, she
wins so she gets Keelan.

Fair enough Molly, wise choice.

All right, Queens put your hands up.

Paper, scissors, rock.

Fuck.

[RuPaul] Spankie and Kween
Kong, paper, scissors, rock.

Okay, Kong.

I think I want cousin.

Tyler, go on over.

Hello, nice to meet you.

We're gonna win (laughs).

- Ready?
- [Hannah] Yes.

Paper, scissors, rock.

Hannah you get to choose now.

Tony.

Hannah has chosen dad Tony.

When I see Tony I think of my dad,

the way he presents himself,
the way he holds himself.

Perfect.

And that means Spankie

will be making over uncle Paul.

Come on Paul.

Yeah, come on.

I saw the smile and I
felt we're meant to be.

I can see he's quite cheeky,

I can definitely sense that there's

a little bit of Spankie Jackzon in him.

I'm very excited to see how
uncle Paul's gonna turn out.

(group laughing)

Queens, for your makeovers
you can use your own drags,

plus the fabulous footwear
provided by Shoe Me.

[Contestants] Ooh.

Racers start your engine,

and may the best drag queen win.

Yay.

(upbeat music)

Oh my God.

This week's maxi challenge
is the makeover challenge.

I am the tits of the season.

Okay, can we utilize mine?

Straight away we start kicking,

she's just one of the girls.

I work as a quiz host and
an MC in a marriage celebrant.

Oh cute.

I am a performer, I'm a big personality.

I'm confident that when I put him in drag

he's gonna shine.

So out of these queens here

who's your biggest competition you think?

The other hobbit bitch over there.

(laughs) Don't worry,
she's with my dad today.

Okay (laughs).

Keelan seems like the obvious pick,

but Molly's probably
now gonna have to match.

Keelan's personality.

Here you go babe.

I wouldn't know what to
do with all that energy,

I'd be like, "Shh, please just
calm down."

(Molly singing)

Woo.

Drag for me has been a therapy,

it's been an outlet for
my creative expression.

Is there anything that you're hoping

to come out of this experience?

I've got three gay sons.

Oh my God, that's amazing.

(indistinct) And they're
jealous they're not on this.

Yeah, oh, they're gonna be dying.

So hi.

With Tony, we're connecting really well.

It's a shame that I have to be

made out as somebody special for something

that should come to naturally
as to love your children.

I'm here to do this,
I'll embrace it a 100%.

Amazing.

And I really admire the fact
that he is here for his son.

And then we'll get a
couple of pairs of these.

Oh, yeah, okay, yeah.

Those bad boys, you
can have a hold of them.

Very big nipples, I like big nipples.

- Do you like big nipples?
- Yeah.

My concern is Tony being
one of the older gentlemen

that we have with us provides a challenge

of working with older skin for makeup,

which I am really not skilled at.

Look at that.

You got any bigger ones?

We could double.

Yeah, I wouldn't mind a
biger set, I wanna stand out.

But at the end of the day,

my goal as a role of drag mother

is to make sure that Tony feels fabulous.

We put those together.

And just feel that
liberation that drag brings.

Hey Molly.

[Molly] Holy.

Oh.

[Molly] Dethroned as tits of the season,

I'm just gonna say it,

you almost look like Queen Elizabeth.

Don't fucking say that to me.

You never say that to an Irishman, never.

Tell me about you.

A builder by trade.

Okay.

I'm with my partner down in Parmy.

Are you from Parmy?

- Fuck off.
- [Pete] Yep.

What the F?

This is big to me.

[Pete] Okay.

I take that as a good sign.

You obviously haven't
done drag before, yeah?

Not exactly.

I got sucked into drag
by friends for my 60th.

Okay.

And then I ended up
looking like Amy Winehouse.

(laughs) Well, that's kind of
Spankie's aesthetic,

so that's not a bad thing.

Okay, cool, cool, cool.

The makeover challenge,

not gonna lie, not my favorite challenge.

I like to paint my own face

and barely I can do that well enough.

And now I've gotta
paint two fucking faces.

And part of this what we're
doing is for your success,

is it?
- For me, yeah.

Right, well then we're gonna work hard.

We're so bloody close,

but I don't want that to be the focus.

I just want us to have a good time.

Paul, he's such a lovely guy.

Here we go.

Do you think they're big enough?

No, they can never be
too big babes (laughs).

He understands how important it is

for us to go out there and
absolutely annihilate it.

Bingo.

(Spankie laughing)

How are you feeling, you good?

A bit nervous, I don't
really know what's coming.

Have you watched "Drag Race" before?

Maybe half of one episode.

What do you think?

- Interesting.
- Yeah.

I'm resonating with Tyler
because he's subdued,

he's quiet, and he
reminds me of my older brother.

Curious to see how it goes for the day.

Well, I think you're
gonna be fucking stunning

to be honest, look at
your face and go mad.

We're gonna look like sisters.

Oh, thank you.

He's gonna look like Beyonce,

and he's gonna make me look like Jay Z.

I know that physically the transformation

is gonna be stunning.

But I think more than that, I feel like what
I'm gonna enjoy getting out of him the most

is giving him the essence of what your character is
and trying to get their version of what that essence is

I think the main thing that I do with my drag is try
to bring out the strong fucking warrior queen side of.

A drag queen.

So, how did you get um, convi
ncedinto doing this?

I think I'm just, wanted to
givin' it a try.

A lot of people, ya know, growing up

that said do drag or whatever had to
do say sports that they didn't want to.

True True.

Why can't we give this a try,

and just see what it's like
for one day in your guys' shoes.

If it's you know, you guys doing it, I
think I'm just here to break a stereotype,

and give it a go.
- Wow.

You said that you're not sure
what to expect,

are you worried about
anything in particular?

Walking in heels.

Should we go and get some shoes.

Yeah, we'll go, yeah. Might as
well tackle the fears.

Oh my God. This challenge means a
lot.

Not only because of like the competition, but
because they're seeing a beautiful example

of a welcoming, accepting and open family.

[Keelan] You actually look
quite nice in those, Dad.

Beautiful! What a great
experience though bring your dad to.

He was more keen on this than I
was. I barely do any convincing.

The fact that the men in this family have been so willing to
be here and be examples of what it looks like to be a man in

this day and age.

Which means to include and love,

and openly accept others,
including the queer community.

I feel like the hair will
help you find your inner woman a.

We've got half a tank over here,

and we've got two hobbits, all right?

So we're the sexy people.

This is really uplifting,

and it's also makes me feel really happy

about where we're going as a society.

Think that you've got humongous tits,

let's see you walking.

Forward, that's it, back,

that's it, forward.

Nice, you've got a nice swag,

that swag is really good.

Yeah, that's really special.

Okay, that's not terrible.

I don't know what it is about straight men

and when they walk in heels they.

[Hannah] It's not good.

Shut up bitch.

Walk like Bambi, and not in a good way,

Bambi was at least
graceful and then she died.

You know what I mean?

Walk.

Walk, and just look up.

I nearly stacked that.

[Hannah] We all saw that Spankie Jackzon.

[Spankie] Shut up.

The competition at this moment
has to be Spankie and Paul,

they have got a really great chemistry.

But Spankie at the end of the day

could make Paul look like a brick.

Maybe we might have to cover up
all the mirrors tomorrow

so she's not cracking them (laughs).

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, but that's literally
a jandle, honestly.

Let's go look at some heels
'cause they are bringing it,

and we need to show them off.

[Keelan] We cannot get
outdone by the geriatrics.

(exciting music)

Shoulders back, shoulders back.

[Hannah] Yeah, do you believe in love?

Eyes up.

Give us a little pose,
give us a little pose.

[Hannah] Come on, be a woman.

Oh yes, come on girls.

(contestants screaming)

Oh yeah bitch, fuck y'all.

Hang on, pay the haters.

(contestants cheering)

(contestants laughing)

Oh, we got a dick grab.

(contestants cheering)

[Tony] Who's your daddy?

[Spankie] Oh Keelan.

Oh fashion, fashion, fashion.

(contestants exclaiming)

We had a Shablam.

We had a Shablam.

Keelan did a death drop
and it was not intentional.

I'm a part-time break
dancer, could you tell?

I am just hoping that

there's no accidental
deaths drops on the runway.

- Hey Lucy, I'm home.
- [Contestants] Hey.

Keelan, Molly, come on over.

Oh my goodness, look at all of this.

I see some similar wigs
here, what is your strategy?

We're going for like a
sweet and sour kind of thing,

think strawberry short cake.

[RuPaul] Yeah.

And lemon meringue.

[RuPaul] Yum.

Now Keelan, have you
ever been in drag before?

Not in drag to this scale before,

done a lot of dress up in my life.

What has Molly taught you so far?

Slower steps.

I'm quite a high energy person,

so I probably try and rush
this energy out there.

She's got long legs.

(group laughing)

I need to be able to keep up.

Okay.

So what is it do you
think about your father

and family members that are so
open to something like this?

Because not everyone is this open-minded.

I was raised in a very
open-minded household,

we were always told to
not follow the crowd,

to live your own truth
and to be a trendsetter.

Well, I cannot wait.

You've got your lace front wig there,

you've got your tig ol bitties.

Thanks kids, I will see you out there.

Thank you.

Tony and Hannah.

Now, this is an interesting combination,

have you tried on any of the clothes yet?

Just the wig and the shoes.

[RuPaul] How'd you look?

Oh, I'm very comfortable.

Oh yeah.

And you had your tits on
for a hot second there too,

Tony wanted big tits.

[RuPaul] And who doesn't?

Well.

And did you get a little tingly inside

when you got your hands on those tits?

Oh, I'd rather not say Ru.

(group laughing)

What's your number one
concern in getting into drag?

Falling over on my shoes.

Yeah, the key to high
heels it's in the hips,

'cause that's where your balance is.

- [Tony] Okay.
- Also,

it's all about the ball of the foot,

don't look to the heel for support.

So now, are you gonna
use any tapes on Tony.

Ah look, we'll be doing some rigging.

Yes.

(group laughing)
Yes.

My look in drag as a intricate series

of weights and pulleys.

(Hannah laughing)

Any idea what might emerge?

Is it going to be a slut, a coy?

Out of the two I'd probably
be more of a flamboyant.

Well, I cannot wait,

I'm so excited to see you guys.

And thank you so much for doing this Tony.

It means the world.
- That's all right. It's been good.

All right, Spankie and Paul come on over.

Come on babes.

Just two sluts trying to have fun.

(RuPaul laughing)

Yes, watch us.

Paul, I've been asking
all the family members

what kind of a queen will
emerge once they get into drag?

Slutty.

I don't have to ask you that question,

because you're with Spankie Jackzon.

Yep.

And I know you'll be a dirty street whore.

Thank you, you've got that right.

(RuPaul laughing)

I think it's already naturally.

Yeah, oh.

See?

It's naturally there.
- Practice.

Paul couldn't be doing any
fucking better than he is,

he's just making mama Ru laugh.

We're having a good time.

Are you worried that your daughter,

or your grandchildren will
see grandpa and go, "Oh",

the horror, the horror.
- No, no, no.

I'm just worried they'll
wet the sofa watching me.

(group laughing)

Yes, that's right.

So what do you have planned?

The theme was opposites attract,

so we're going with pineapple on pizza.

Did you come up with that together?

No, that's something I brought with me,

we're gonna have to do a
few modifications clearly.

Because I'm a giant and she's petite.

So you've got the shoes,
you've got the hair,

you've got the outfits,
you've got the tits.

Yep.

Now you just need the attitude.

All right, well thank you so much.

Thank you so much.

[RuPaul] All right,
we'll see you out there.

Thank you.
- Let's go babes.

Come on, come on sister.

We've got jobs to get to.

Kween Kong and Tyler come on over.

What do you think will be
Tyler's greatest asset,

what do you think you're
gonna have to watch out for?

I think his greatest asset
is that he's really open,

he seems very fearless.

I think in terms of
something to watch out for,

I'm gonna really try to mentor him,

and try to get the confidence out of him.

'Cause he is really quiet,

but I feel like that's gonna
change really, really quick.

I predict that that will
change really quickly,

especially once he gets the character on.

Have you put people into drag before?

I do, I've got a few drag babies actually.

And one of the things
that I'm really good at,

especially as a dancer,
is working with bodies

and seeing things.

And just adjustments and
working with his natural swag

to bring out that character.

And so I'm really focusing
on those kinds of details.

I cannot wait, it's gonna be so much fun.

This is always my favorite episode,

because you never know what's gonna emerge

when a dude gets into
drag for the first time.

I'm very excited to see you all,

and have fun, that's number one.

I think the main thing
with the walk through in Ru

is Tyler's confidence.

Oh, oh, oh.

Bloody hell.

He is a slow burner.

I think it's just about
letting him ease into himself,

rather than trying to
push him into something.

Which is really great 'cause I'm the same.

Wow.

I was gonna say it's a
very Beyonce, isn't it?

His walk is coming along beautifully,

the body's gonna look great.

But I'm noticing he is kind of
dead behind the eyes,

so my biggest challenge will be to

get her to animate her face.

'Cause the thing about
me when I look at you

you know I'm fucking looking at you.

I'm looking through you,
and the person behind you,

and the person behind you.

You're walking, you see someone you like.

Mm.

You see someone that you don't like.

(upbeat music)

Yeah, that's good.

Looking at Kween and
Tyler I'm shook already.

I know Kween is gunning for a win

just as much as me.

Do it again, walking.

And I'm a little scared that
they're gonna take this out.

Molly, I'm feeling Dolly.

[Molly] You're feeling Dolly?

If I was gonna be sour

wouldn't I wear something
a little bit nastier?

This looks like a good
girl who's going to church.

- Yeah.
- As opposed to

it being a sour, nasty, edgier.

This also looks sweet.

The bitch has a few opinions,

she wants to be a bit more
saucy, a bit more slutty,

a bit more sour.

There needs to be a big contrast, maybe.

Yeah.

I'm the professional here
and I know what I'm doing.

Maybe slightly shorter.

I am now regretting that
Keelan was ever my first choice,

because little miss sassy
sass pants over there

is giving Molly a hell
of a run for her money.

She's full on like, "No,
I know how I wanna look."

And that's cab, but also very dangerous.

Ow fuck.

This is really hard adjusting everything

in time for tomorrow.

It turns out that Paul's a
lot smaller than I expected.

I'm gonna take this corset in.

It's a lot of work to
do, but we can do this.

And now I have to with glitter and Jesus

take in a fucking outfit and
make it fit him for tomorrow.

Spanks, you're look in
a bit stressed there,

are you all right girl?

There's no stress here.

I nearly won week one
with my beautiful outfit,

let's be real.

That's what nearly sent me home last time,

and I fucking don't want that to be

the thing that sends me home
this time, I really don't.

- Oh.
- [Spankie] Shit balls.

[Hannah] Did you snap the needle?

I just fucking snapped the needle.

Oh.

Fun, good times, I might
have to hand stitch it.

I just can't go home now, I can't.

(mellow music)

I'm too fucking close.

(upbeat music)

Woo.

[Keelan And Molly]
Sweet and sour's here.

Woo, woo, woo.

It's a new day in the work room,

and today is our makeover day.

Still a little bit
concerned about my outfit.

So how we all feeling
everyone getting a makeover?

I'm super excited,

at home last night I was going through

all of these sorts of
things we could improve on.

Tyler was practicing his walk all night.

I did, I actually did.

Oh, good on you.

To make sure that everything
goes smoothly today

we just need to have a good time.

I need to get out of my head,

so that I can help Paul so
that she feels her fantasy.

Drag is magical,

and it's a really important
part of our lives,

so we're really excited
to share it with you.

And we want you to have
the full experience.

It is challenging because
at the end of today,

one of us is going to go home.

We're gonna have to give him no choice,

but to keep all four of us.

Who knows, us four might go home

and this might be the next top four.

(group laughing)
- Swap us out.

(alarm ringing)
- what the fuck?

[RuPaul] Ooh girl, she
already done had herses.

Not now.

Hello racers, it's Norvina.

Oh.

I'm so honored that
Anastasia Beverly Kills

is partnered with "RuPaul's
Drag Race Down Under".

And I'm so honored that you'll be using

our incredible palettes as
part of my favorite challenge,

the drag family makeover.

Remember Cover Girl don't cover boy,

but Anastasia at Beverly Kills does.

Sending you all love and light, bye.

Oh my God.

Georgina Norvina.
- She looked beautiful.

Ya'll gonna look just
like that gorgeous woman a.

We'll aim for that.
(group laughing)

(group cheering)

We're gonna give you
the woman a fantasy today.

[Paul] Woman a.

Woman a.

Do your magic sister.

How you feeling today?

I think it'll be, yeah,

better once we are properly in the dress.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm sitting next to Tyler

and I'm noticing that his
energy feels really nervous.

What's something that you
want to get out of this today,

obviously fucking weird and
a new territory for you.

I've had so many of my babies break down

when they get into drag,

or when they see themselves
for the first time.

Because it is a really
emotional experience,

especially when you've been
suppressing your femininity

and all the things that are queer.

More than anything I really wanna win,

I think I really wanna
win for you as well.

I think from what I've
noticed you deserve it.

Oh, thank you very much.

What I'm relying on today
is my motherly nature,

the internal work is more important

than what the makeup looks like.

I've got so much faith in you.

You're obviously straight
and we're both Polynesian,

what you represent is it's
huge for our community.

'Cause you're really showcasing
what it means to be a man,

and being a man for us
is really being there

for people that you
love, first and foremost.

And so I fucking appreciate
you so much for doing this,

and yeah, I hope I do you proud?

Do you need some more cream?

Yeah, I was gonna say
I'm dry right now, yeah.

I really just want the best for Tyler,

'cause I feel like he's
a beautiful person,

and I wanna get the best
out of him right now.

Oh my God.

I'm gonna get you to close your
eyes and just relax for me.

Cool.

Have you ever lived overseas?

I have, yes, I lived in
Melbourne for 12 years,

and it was one of the
best times of my life.

[Paul] What made you come back home?

Dad got sick, they gave him six months,

we thought it was the end.

It was one of the hardest things
I've had to do.

I was adopted, still in the same family,

with my nan and grandad,
but they're my parents.

[Paul] Yes.

And the way I look at it is like

they gave up their lives for me,

so why wouldn't I do the same thing?

Yep.

So I don't regret it, he's
still here so that's great,

and he's fucking kicking,
so that's awesome.

If I hadn't have come home,

we wouldn't have had all this time.

And after being away for 12 years

we've had the time to reconnect,

and just have fun together
again as a family.

I know exactly what you're saying,

'cause I had a pretty spinney
experience with my dad.

'Cause when he got old he needed care,

so I became a caregiver to him.

I wouldn't have known my
father if I hadn't of...

[Spankie] Oh man.

Shit.

I wouldn't have known about him,

I wouldn't have known a lot about him

if I hadn't have done that.

So what you've done is the same thing.

So you got close to your father over that,

it's pretty cool.

And it's not an easy thing
to do, and it's rare.

We know what we're
talking about, don't we?

Yeah, yeah.

I'm grateful that Paul
felt comfortable enough

to share his story with me.

We've got a lot in common.

That's what this experience
is really about too,

is about opening up, sharing.

That's probably just
gonna make our connection

that much stronger,

and then that will resonate
through our makeover.

So we've gone on a
little journey together.

(Paul laughing)

I'm looking around the room

and everyone's drag
daughters are coming to life.

I've created an absolute monster.

And then I look over at Kween Kong

and her little daughter sister Kong.

And I'm like, "Ooh, when did
this gorgeous woman a get here?"

Oh my God bitch, you look fucking amazing.

Oh.

You look like a fucking woman.

Wow.

Yeah, no, this is actually pretty cool.

How are you feeling, are you feeling good?

Yeah, yeah.

[Molly] How long do we have?

[Producer] About 45.

45, okay.

I've completely ran out of time,

I don't know if I can get
both hers and my mug on.

We have hope and desperation on our side.

We've also got talent, I believe in you.

We're gonna get this done.

I'll put some lashes
on you and call it a day.

I'm not totally happy
with how candy looks.

She's not...

Not the tea for me.

We're gonna be good, we're gonna be good.

Working with someone's face

who is very different than mine
it was a bit of a struggle.

I hate it, it's so bad.

I don't know.

[Keelan] Shh, we don't
need that talk here,

excuse me miss, positive
talk please, positive talk.

Dealing with those inner demons,

the inner saboteurs, like
RuPaul likes to say,

it's something that I
fought my whole life.

It's hard in this setting.

But I need to focus on me,

and I need to focus on
getting to that top three.

Is there something that I can do to help

speed up the process in
terms of getting ready?

I was gonna put you into body,

but maybe we can put ourselves
into body at the same time,

and kinda, kinda learn as we go.

[Keelan] Yeah.

(upbeat music)

(RuPaul laughing)
(upbeat music)

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in
your walk. ♪

♪ Head to toe, let your whole
body talk ♪

And what?

Welcome to the main stage

of "RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under".

Michelle Visage, now, have
you ever put someone in drag?

My brother.

I was about 10, he was about seven,

him and his best friend.

I was babysitting, I slapped
berets in their hair,

put pigtails and called
them the chick chicks.

And what's your brother doing now?

Selling tractors in central
New Jersey, obviously.

(RuPaul laughing)

And Rhys Nicholson, have
you ever been done up in drag?

No, I have not,

but Michelle is
babysitting me tonight, so.

(Michelle and RuPaul laughing)

We'll find out tomorrow,

and do you wanna buy a tractor?

You'll be an official chick chick.

Yeah, what can I say
I've got daddy issues.

This week we challenged our queens

to perform a drag transformation

on an extra special family of menses.

And tonight on the runway
category is opposites attract.

Racers start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

♪ Condragulations ♪

Category is opposites attract.

Up first Kween Kong and Sister Kong.

[Michelle] Ooh, look at this.

[RuPaul] Turban.

[Michelle] I don't even know 'em.

On the runway tonight
me and my beautiful sister

are serving hero and villain.

Oh.

The way that we've done this

is a really, really pretty sister.

And then there's a sister that's

got four kids and two ex husbands.

Tyler has gone and
Sister Kong has arrived.

[Rhys] She's really
lifted her performance.

(RuPaul laughing)

[RuPaul] Molly Poppinz and Kandy Flippinz.

I wonder if they took
the party bus to get here.

(Rhys laughing)

[Molly] On the runway me
and my little drag daughter

are serving you sweet and sour.

[Michelle] Molly likes it doggy style.

[Molly] I'm looking
after my drag daughter,

because she's a sour little bitch

that doesn't wanna cooperate.

And I'm like, "No, you've
gotta serve it to these judges."

Just two little girls from Newcastle.

♪ Condragulations ♪

Spankie Jackzon with Flash Jackzon.

Tonight I am serving you
pineapple pizza on the runway,

and it couldn't be sluttier really?

What came first the pizza or the slut?

We've come up with the name Flash Jackzon,

it's really because the
only time I got arrested

was when I flashed my bum.

[Michelle] This is the age old discussion,

pineapple does not belong on pizza.

My drag daughter is
looking a little rough,

but our energy is dynamic.

She puts out in 30 minutes
or your pizza is free.

Hannah Conda and Helle Gator.

Oh, it's Camilla and the queen.

(Michelle laughing)

[Hannah] Walking down
the runway we are serving

queen of dreams and queen
of nightmares realness.

[RuPaul] Get a load
of those wizard sleeves.

She's uncut.

(RuPaul laughing)

[Hannah] My look is based
on really medieval fashion.

We are battling each other,

but we come together as one,

and walk hand and ass to dream land.

[Michelle] Ooh.

There's that family resemblance (laughs).

♪ Condragulations ♪

Kia or a Queens.

Kia or a!

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie.

[Contestants] Oi, oi, oi.

And an extra special welcome
to our virgin queens.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Now it's time for the judges' critiques.

First up Kween Kong and Sister Kong.

Now this is Tyler before
and look at her now.

Sister Kong you know how
hot you are, don't you?

I think, yeah.

(judges laughing)

I think she's gonna put
me out of business Michelle.

She's gonna' take all my gigs.

Opposites definitely do attract here,

every time you push yourself Kween

I just get more and more proud of you.

Thank you Michelle.

You fucking nailed it the both of you.

What was the biggest challenge Kween Kong?

I didn't have any challenges this week,

I felt really at home with her,

she really made me remember why I do drag.

It wasn't really hard,

it was just really difficult watching her

be prettier than me on stage and stuff.

(judges laughing)

I never thought that I'd
do something like this,

but there we go I just did it

and it felt really fucking good, so yeah.

What's your favorite part of the outfit?

My favorite part?

The bum.

Ooh.

Damn girl.

That's a lot of ass.

It is.

Well, thank you very much.

Thank you.

Up next, Molly Poppinz and Kandy Flippinz.

Now this is Keelan before,
and look at her now.

Hey.

(RuPaul laughing)

I was wondering, I wonder if I'll know

which one is the fan of drag race,

and then you walked out on the runway,

I was like, "Oh, there she is."

(contestants laughing)
Found her.

You two were fun to watch,

sweet, sour, opposite, adorable.

I would've liked to have
had little more of a story,

I didn't really get what was going on.

I'm like the mother going to come out

and I was forcing her to do
this little cutey routine,

but she's the sour bitch
that doesn't wanna partake.

And she's just there 'cause
I'm making her be there.

A pet peeve of mine is,

why are your socks down and her socks up?

[Contestants] Ooh.

That would've been because
I put my socks on I think.

And Kandy was there ever
a point in this process

where you looked around
the room and you thought,

"I think I've made a terrible
mistake."

(group laughing)

I never had a moment of this is a mistake,

there was a bit of stress today.

Molly was a little under the pump,

and there was a bit of negative talk.

As stressful as it was,

it was really fun, and just
such a wholesome experience.

When you look around the
room at your relatives,

are there any of them
that you're jealous of?

This bitch's face.

(RuPaul laughing)

This bitch's personality.

Nah yeah, and I love
you dad, I love you dad.

No, do you know what?

I'm most proud of how far he came,

you so embraced that dad,
I'm really proud of you.

Aww.

Right, well thank you so much.

Thank you.

Up next it's Spankie
Jackzon and Flash Jackzon.

Now this is uncle Paul before,

and look at her now.

[Michelle] Wow.

Oh my goodness.

Wow, those legs are gorgeous uncle Paul.

Spankie, I was most concerned with you

for the makeover challenge
because of your makeup.

We struggled with your makeup
this whole competition.

Mm-hmm.

For the past two or three weeks

you've been upping your game.

You're breathtakingly beautiful tonight.

I love that you chose
this as opposites attract.

Uncle Paul A-K-A Flash Hot.

Sorry.
(group laughing)

You look hot.

I love the Italian restaurant table cloth,

the makeup, not the best.

But it's okay,

because it works with your character.

And I looked like a lady
I wouldn't mind talking to.

(group laughing)

I just couldn't be more proud,

in some ways it felt like
my dad was here with me.

And this was an amazing experience,

and I'm just so grateful that
we got to do this for them.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Up next Hannah Conda and Helle Gator.

Now this is Tony before,

and look at Tony now.

Ooh.

Before we start the critique,

I just wanna say it's a
beautiful, beautiful thing

to see a father who's willing to do this

for their gay child.

You are such a hero for doing this,

it's amazing.

Not just for your own family's heritage,

and the family line,
and the sense of humor

that you convey here on the stage.

But just for so many
families around the world

who are watching this, you are amazing.

Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

I thought you had fun,

again, the storyline could
have been a little bit grander.

I didn't get kinda dreams and nightmares,

but I got good and evil. And
that's, that was kind of it.

That works.

Helle, I mean, you've got kin d
of vibes of I've just buried the king,

and I'm out to fuck.

(group laughing)

We had such a wonderful time.

I was naturally drawn to Tony

because he reminded me of my dad.

And my dad as well, I'm very lucky,

I've got such a supportive
father and he is my hero.

To be able to do that for another dad,

and bring him along into this world

it was really, really special for me.

Helle Gator point on your body

where you're in the most pain.

Can't wait for a piss after this.

(group laughing)

All right, well thank you all so much.

- Thank you so much.
- It's all right.

Now racers, while you
untuck in the werkroom,

the judges and I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

(upbeat music)

Cheers girls.

[Contestants] Cheers.

How did you enjoy your
runway debuts girls?

You were feeling it, you were.

I literally just felt it,

and I put my hand on my hip and
I was like, "Oh, I'm there."

I actually really enjoyed it,

it was empowering.

So proud of Tyler right now.

Well, we just felt like family,

I think this challenge
didn't feel like work.

The timing of this particular
challenge was so perfect,

because I need this win.

You've made three people,

and myself who have
never done it like this

feel so comfortable.

This whole experience
has been that much richer

because of you.

So refreshing leaving Melbourne...

And coming here,

I just kind of lost that
whole sense of community,

and it's felt like home.

I really don't want it to end.

But I also don't want anybody to leave.

The reality is that
I think it is us Molly,

you and I performed the weakest.

Really, really upsetting and devastating,

because I don't want
this to feel like it's

a reflection on you because
you did such a great job.

I should have done better.

But that's what it is.

That's fricking annoying.

I see the end and I don't
want it to end like this.

This would be my first lip sync.

I am a park and barker,

just because I park and bark does not mean

that I am not a fucking great performer.

I have not come this far to go home now.

This fucking means everything to me,

I didn't think I would get this far.

Being here it gives me
that validation that,

yeah, I have something special
that is "Drag Race" worthy.

Don't underestimate me,

because, mother, I'ma fucking
star. Like, I mean,

I am so close,

this will not be the
death of Molly Poppinz.

Right now, just between us kangaroos,

what do you reckon?

Let's start with Kween Kong.

Michelle?

Kween Kong dragged up Sister Kong,

and she did an incredible job.

This week, which is a difficult challenge,

she let us have it Ru.

I think in these types of challenges,

half of the job is tapping
away at the insecurities

of the person that they're putting in drag

for the first time.

And Kween so clearly
helped Sister through this.

Kween did a fabulous job.

Let's move on down to Molly Poppinz.

So Molly Poppinz
dragged up Candy Flippinz,

Molly kinda fell short for me.

I didn't get the presentation
as much as I got the look.

Well, I even said to her,
"Why are your socks up?"

They're frilly socks they
should be folded down,

and Molly's were down.

She's like, "Oh, she dressed
herself."

And I was like, "Isn't that your
job?"

Right.

You know, Michelle helps me
get dressed before the show.

Thank you.

No you're right, Michelle,

and that attention to
detail of the other queen,

and that loving touch is
really what we're looking for.

Up next Spankie Jackzon.

Spankie and the pizza
slut herself Flash Jackzon.

And listen the hair was a little far back,

and the makeup was a little not great.

But I was really concerned
about Spankie doing the makeup,

and it didn't turn out half
as bad as I thought it was.

I know that doesn't
sound like a compliment.

(RuPaul and Rhys laughing)

'Cause you, you look really
nice today, like you never do.

But kind of.

And I promise you that's

the highest compliment coming from me.

Spankie's trajectory of this competition,

is much like the story of "Pretty Woman".

(RuPaul laughing)
- [Michelle] Yeah.

She lip synced in the very
first episode of this season,

and imagine if she had of gone home,

big mistake, huge.

I'm so proud of her.

I fell in love with uncle Paul backstage,

and then drag only enhanced
what was already there.

It's just so much fun.

All right, Hannah Conda, Michelle?

Hannah Conda dragged up Helle Gator.

Hannah looked gorgeous,

Helle's makeup was rough
for me, I'm not gonna lie.

It was far too pale.

Well, I missed a little bit of the story,

it just didn't quite land.

Yeah, I agree.

I thought the story was okay,

but I just thought that
even Hannah's outfit

was much better than Helle's outfit.

They're all great girls,

but we're splitting hairs here.

Yeah.

Silence.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

Welcome back ladies.

I've made some decisions.

(dramatic music)

Spankie Jackzon.

I don't know what you
stuffed in pizza slut's crust

but the judges were eating it up.

(group laughing)

You are safe.

Thank you very much.

(Uncle Paul cheering)

Kween Kong,

you did your sister from
another mister proud.

Condragulations,

you are the winner of
this week's challenge.

[Keelan] Oh yay.

Thank you sister, thank you Sister.

You've won $5.000 courtesy
of Anastasia Beverly Kills.

Thank you Anastasia
Beverly Kills, amazing.

And Sister Kong has won a full makeup kit.

(disappointing music)

To continue her journey in drag.

(contestants laughing)

Her girlfriend will love that.

You may step to the back of the stage.

Thank you so much.

Molly Poppinz, Hannah Conda.

I'm sorry my dears, but you
are both up for elimination.

Two queens stand before me.

Racers, this is your
last chance to impress me

and save yourself

from elimination.

The time has come.

(thunder rumbling)

For you to lip sync

for

your

life.

(dramatic music)

Two little girls in a regular sized world

are about to lip sync against each other.

And I am feeling heartbroken

that we have to be here together.

Sorry Molly, I am not
going home to tonight,

absolutely not.

Good luck.

And don't fuck it up.

I have not come this far to go home now.

I'm gonna give my hobbit bitch
sister a run for her money.

♪ Cry for you, cry ♪

♪ Gave up everything for you ♪

♪ Night after night ♪

♪ Got me caught up like a fool ♪

♪ But you started something ♪

♪ I can't hold down ♪

♪ The more I try to make you
mine ♪

♪ I just see heartbreak in this
city ♪

♪ But I keep on loving you, you,
you ♪

♪ So get your mind made up,
call me on the telephone ♪

♪ I need your love ♪

♪ Kiss my heart and let it glow
♪

♪ You captured me, I can't
explain ♪

♪ Call my name, and then
my heart stops beating ♪

♪ My heart stops beating ♪

♪ So tell me if it's
a yes or no, oh baby ♪

♪ Show me the way to go, oh
darling ♪

♪ Say you'll be mine
and I'll be satisfied ♪

It's fucking close.

And you're seeing how much they
both want it.

Good luck, RuPaul I don't
know who you're gonna choose.

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ So get your mind made up,
call me on the telephone ♪

♪ I need your love ♪

♪ Kiss my heart and let it glow
♪

♪ You capture me, I can't
explain ♪

♪ You call my name and then
my heart stops beating ♪

♪ My heart stops beating ♪

♪ Beating, beating ♪

(group applauding and cheering)

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Hannah Conda, shantay you stay.

Thank you so much.

Thank you, I really
appreciate it, thank you.

And great song,
Michelle, I fucking love it,

thank you.

You may join the other girls.

Thank you, I love you
Molly, you're an angel.

Molly Poppinz, from now on the whole world

will be poppin' for Molly.

(Rhys chuckling)
Now, sashay away.

I just wanna thank you all so much,

thank you Ru.

And you have an amazing top three,

I am so proud to call them all my sisters.

I've had an amazing
time, thank you so much.

Thank you.

Love you Molly, you're amazing.

- [Molly] Love you girls.
- [Kween Kong] Love you too.

Oh no.

(group laughing)

Oh well, hoo ru.

(group laughing)

Oh.

I am fucking gutted,
'cause I was so close,

this fucking close.

But the final four, I couldn't
be more proud of myself.

I think I definitely made
a mark on this competition.

I am so thankful and grateful
that I get to be here,

and do this, and meet some
amazing people along the way.

This is just the beginning baby.

Attention racers tune in next week

to find out which queen will
be crowned "Down Under's"

next drag superstar.

Are you team Hannah Conda?

Are you team Kween Kong?

Or, are you team Spankie Jackzon?

Let your voice be heard

using hashtag "Drag Race Down Under".

Until then remember if
you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you
gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

[Contestants] Amen.

All right, let music play.

♪ Play it, it's a game baby ♪

♪ Oh oh ♪

♪ When I'm playing ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ When I play games, oh ♪

♪ Oh baby ♪

♪ When I ♪

Next time on "RuPaul's Drag Race".

My top queens for your
final maxi challenge

you need to prove that
you're a winner baby.

As you collab with mama Ru
on my song "Who Is She"?

- (gasps) Oh my God.
- Oh my God.

From the beginning you were strong,

and you really never let that go

through this whole competition.

You are marked for greatness.

Just kicked it in the
dick every single time.

The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race Down Under",

the next drag superstar is.