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RICK: Ugh, guess this is how it ends.
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I thought I was better than this.
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Dramatic voiceover
while stranded in space?
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I-I guess when you're dying,
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the first thing to go
is your creativity.
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Citadel's gone...
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and... and the saucer we
escaped in is out of power...
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Aw, man, I'm so scared in here.
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RICK: The extra Mortys went feral.
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[MORTY SCREAMS]
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Eh, some problems solve themselves.
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Been drinking a lot.
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Morty! I told you to write this down!
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I-I don't have a helmet
like that Avengers guy did.
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Been drinking a lot of my piss.
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Portal gun's still broken.
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Guess that was all part
of Evil Morty's plan.
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"Evil Morty." Can we stop
flattering this guy?
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His "plan" was to monologue
and fuck off.
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He basically threw a tantrum
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to announce he was quitting Twitter.
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Nobody quits Twitter.
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Hey, remember like a second ago
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when you pretended not to
know who Iron Man was?
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- Who was that for?
- Shh, shh, shush, Morty.
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This is how we go. Bear it with grace.
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Spinal cord... Robitussin as
a base, then surprise me.
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[GROANS]
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[GLASS CLINKING]
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- Mom!
- Beth maybe!
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[MOUTHING WORDS]
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Is she trying to say something?
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We... We can't hear you!
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How dumb are... Beth,
you're in a vacuum!
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Sound travels on air! Why am I yelling?
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_
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- Wow, great.
- Yeah, that's... Wow, really worth it.
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That was not worth it!
It's corny. You. Corn.
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Dying of starvation here!
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- _
- Oh, my God. Stop explaining.
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Stop explaining!
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- Are you finished?
- _
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She's not finished.
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_
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- Oh, real mature, r-real classy.
- Oh, nice.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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♪
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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It was a good line, honey.
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I didn't need it to be.
I don't care what you think.
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Oh, my God, she found you.
Here, eat, eat, eat.
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- Oh, hell yes!
- Hold on, buddy,
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our systems could go into
shock from solid food.
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Digestibot, convert to nutrient mass.
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[DIGESTIBOT WHIRRING]
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[DING!]
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I'm just gonna risk it.
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- Mmm.
- Since when you do you guys get stranded?
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- Thank you, by the way.
- Almost left them out there.
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Portal travel's broken.
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Mmm, are these heirloom tomatoes?
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Digestibot, try these.
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- Yum. Yum.
- So you can't hop realities anymore.
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Does that mean you'll finally
have to wash your robe?
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Good point, I need to reboot
the portal index immediately.
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Basically just a hard
reset on the fluid.
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Hold tight, the Earth's
gonna shake a bit.
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[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING, LOUD RUMBLING]
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- Um...
- Oh!
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- Ohh, shit.
- Wait, what? W-What's happening?
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Instead of resetting portal travel,
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I may have reset portal travelers.
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Too late to apologize.
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Rick, why am I pulsing green?
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And don't say you don't know
because you're pulsing green.
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Rick, are we about to die?
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No, we're about to vanish
from this reality.
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- That's totally dying!
- No, it isn't.
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It's everyone from this reality
returning to their reality of origin.
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- Back to our original universes?
- I explained it fine, Morty.
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You're spoonfeeding spoons!
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- W-Where's Summer?
- Oh, nice, you guys are back. Whoa.
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Summer, three of us are
one-way blind hopping.
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You gotta help us get back.
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There's a protocol for this
in your chore server,
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filename Booger AIDS.
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Every file is Booger AIDS!
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I-I hate naming things!
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Just search for words like "one
way blind hop reset nav beacon."
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Why do I have a "reality of origin?"
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There's no time to explain, Jerry!
Counting on you, Summer!
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One way blind hop beacon protocol!
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Here we gooooo!
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[PULSATING]
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So there was time to explain.
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Don't waste extra precious seconds
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with your pettiness, Jerry!
Summer, let's run down...
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One way blind hop reset
beacon booger AIDS.
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Cool.
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- Wow.
- There was so much time to explain!
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Yes! Fine, hindsight is 20-20!
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Who has ever taken this long to vanish?
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How did I end up not
in my own universe?!
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Oh, my God. The Jerryboree!
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- Ohhhhhhhh, the Jerryboree.
- Ohhhhhhhh, the Jerryboree.
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Deep cut.
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Wait, but where's our real
Dad and our real Morty?
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Buried in the backyard!
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That's what the possums are after.
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Dad's got you in the
family business too, huh?
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Yeah, Morty's an easy mark,
but Rick pays me in things like...
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Wolverine claws.
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Whelp, looks like you got this.
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See you guys in another two years?
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Or you could stick around for this one?
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Looks like it involves
Grandpa's grody citadel.
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We could, you know,
break things, loot stuff.
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Should probably get back
to... saving the galaxy.
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Please!
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Uh... Guess I could loot some stuff.
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Fine, yeah, okay, let's make it quick.
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Awesome, I've never been. Let's do this.
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Okay, adventure family! Whoo! [LAUGHS]
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Uh, okay.
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Fuck.
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♪
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Excuse me? Bro, Ricks
don't pass on this.
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WOMAN: Rick? Is that you?
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Yeah... Diane.
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You've been gone so long.
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- Did you find our daughter's killer?
- Not yet, sorry. Still looking.
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You'll find him.
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You always do everything
you set your mind to.
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Except keep your family alive.
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But that was hardly your fault!
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Mute.
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If I could be muted,
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I wouldn't be [VOICES OVERLAPPING]
too-too-too good at haunting you,
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would I, you dirty bear?
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Yeah, forgot I wanted to be haunted.
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I guess you predicted you might.
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That's where haunting
comes in handy, huh?
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Very good point, sugar.
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♪
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Rick?
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[ANIMALS CALLING IN DISTANCE]
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Hello? Original family?
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Sorry about last time.
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Rick, he was in space prison.
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W-We couldn't just... hello?
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- [ROARING]
- [SCREAMS]
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♪
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Aw, geez.
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♪
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[GASPS]
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♪
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♪
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Ahh.
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[CAN CLANKING]
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[GRUNTS] Ah, fuck.
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Damn it, Morty, there's
no doctors anymore.
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Dad?
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♪
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Figures it's underwhelming
the one time I visit.
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Yeah, sorry,
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usually there's cowboy
Rick and Mortys and stuff.
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Oh, looks like they could use
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a couple repairman
Rick and Mortys, right?
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Oh, tight, little scavenger dudes!
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If they shoot at us, I'm allowed to...
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... do this.
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Shit, yeah!
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Space Mom, get in on this!
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Cool Mom!
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Let's keep it moving.
I don't have all day.
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I got it!
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[SCREAMING]
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I got it! I got it!
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Sorry!
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Sorry!
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I got it. Sorry!
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I was gonna do it.
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Ugh. Terrestrials, am I right?
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DIANE: I kept up the
search in your absence.
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You want a new list of
potential locations?
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You're always just one room away, huh?
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Yeah, uh, remember?
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You thought if you could
see or touch me,
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it might give you a level
of com-com-comfort.
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Right. Can't have that.
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Come on, Summer.
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Who's Summer? Should I be jealous?
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I hope Summer knows what
happens to the people you love!
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Hey, Rick!
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Hey, Mr. Goldmanbachmajorian.
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S-Still alive, huh? W-What's up?
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I was wondering if you could
help me make sense of a note
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I found this morning?
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It's written by someone
claiming to be me.
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They say my mind is held
captive in a time loop,
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trapped in the day of a traumatic event
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by the agony of a
formidable intelligence.
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But also that my captor
forgot about aging...
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that my body spoils and yearns for death
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while my soul remains stuck in place,
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caught like a fly in amber.
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Right. I used to drink drink.
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- Uh, no clue, pal.
- That's okay.
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I found other notes in
the trash just like it.
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Poor weirdo. I pity them.
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Wish they could let go and move on.
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- Sounds healthy.
- Sure would be!
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Ohhhhhh!
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Sweet death.
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DIANE: Was that symbolic?
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Are you letting go?
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I understand, baby. I forgive you...
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You don't get to say that!
You're not her.
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You're a thing I built
to torture myself.
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This whole fucking timeline is cursed.
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I gotta get out of here.
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Because you want to move on.
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Because I don't.
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And [BURPS] I have to.
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I came back on accident.
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Guy I'm looking for, he's...
he's not findable, Diane.
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I live with a version of Beth, now.
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Sounds like a version of nice.
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We have grandkids. Tha...
That's who Summer is.
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She's gonna get me out of here.
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She reminds me of you.
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Oh, really? Is she dead too?
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Bye, Diane.
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You're not honestly
gonna fly into that rift
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without coordinates, are you?
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Don't give up on us, Rick!
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I don't make the rules!
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Haunters gonna haunt!
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♪
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DIANE: Baby? Are you killing yourself?
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I'm more embracing the
"win-win" of risking my life.
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[INHALES DEEPLY]
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♪
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[COMPUTER BEEPING RAPIDLY]
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♪
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- Where's Mom and Summer?
- Oh, they're gone.
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- Sorry, Morty.
- Gone gone?
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We spent a long time in that ice.
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A gentle mutant licked us out,
but Beth got sick, and Summer...
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didn't thaw right. [GRUNTS]
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With no one left to blame,
I finally had to deal with myself.
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Buried my grief at Barnes & Noble.
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"Four Agreements," "Eat Pray Love,"
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Frank Miller's "The
Dark Knight Returns."
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00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:37,269
Learned to accept things
for what they are.
259
00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:38,890
[GRUNTS]
260
00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:41,790
In a few of these, the
whole brain is still intact.
261
00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:43,779
Makes you wonder if some
people were still in there,
262
00:10:43,780 --> 00:10:45,610
just trapped in the horror.
263
00:10:45,620 --> 00:10:47,340
Anyway, it's awesome protein.
264
00:10:47,350 --> 00:10:48,510
I'm so sorry, Dad.
265
00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:52,280
But my real, original Dad
beat the apocalypse.
266
00:10:52,290 --> 00:10:54,738
I-I-I guess we all underestimated you.
267
00:10:54,750 --> 00:10:58,210
Hey, w-what's that game we always
used to try to play as a family,
268
00:10:58,230 --> 00:10:59,720
y... the one we never finished?
269
00:10:59,730 --> 00:11:01,610
- Downbeat.
- Yes! Let's play Downbeat.
270
00:11:01,630 --> 00:11:03,960
I-I bet I can find it!
We can finish now.
271
00:11:03,970 --> 00:11:07,000
Yeah, you should totally do that.
272
00:11:10,260 --> 00:11:12,170
Hey, yeah, cool, I-I got it!
273
00:11:12,180 --> 00:11:14,969
We'll play Downbeat and
we'll... we'll camp here tonight
274
00:11:14,970 --> 00:11:16,570
and then rebuild the house.
275
00:11:16,580 --> 00:11:18,930
You know, we got food, fresh water,
276
00:11:18,940 --> 00:11:20,740
and we've got family.
277
00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:21,890
The fuck?
278
00:11:23,910 --> 00:11:25,730
JERRY: Morty. I wrote
this note in advance
279
00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:27,670
in case you're wondering
how I left so fast.
280
00:11:27,690 --> 00:11:29,450
My plan is to wait for
you to turn your back,
281
00:11:29,470 --> 00:11:31,570
then I'm going to grab
all your shit and split.
282
00:11:31,580 --> 00:11:33,129
Depending on how long
you were out of the room,
283
00:11:33,130 --> 00:11:35,660
you'll probably be thinking
I can't be that far away
284
00:11:35,670 --> 00:11:36,900
and you'll want to foll...
285
00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:39,790
[GRUNTS]
286
00:11:39,810 --> 00:11:41,599
JERRY: Morty, wrote this
fast 'cause had to set trap.
287
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,609
Thought you'd have cooler shit.
288
00:11:42,610 --> 00:11:44,220
- See other note, bye.
- Motherfu...
289
00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:48,380
MORTY: Whoa-whoa! Slow down! Slow down!
290
00:11:48,390 --> 00:11:49,860
Not cool! Oh!
291
00:11:50,830 --> 00:11:52,020
What the hell, Dad?
292
00:11:52,030 --> 00:11:53,350
Don't take it personal, Morty.
293
00:11:53,370 --> 00:11:54,629
That's one of the Four Agreements.
294
00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:55,769
I don't remember the other three,
295
00:11:55,770 --> 00:11:58,470
but I know Commissioner Gordon
was cool with Batman moving on.
296
00:11:58,490 --> 00:12:00,330
Batman doesn't abandon people!
297
00:12:00,350 --> 00:12:01,960
You abandoned us.
298
00:12:01,970 --> 00:12:03,090
I deserve that.
299
00:12:03,110 --> 00:12:05,141
But, you know, it... it improved you.
300
00:12:05,150 --> 00:12:07,530
Oh, am I cool enough for you now?
301
00:12:07,550 --> 00:12:08,820
Well, that was easy.
302
00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:10,920
It only cost me fucking everything.
303
00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:13,190
- Whoa, hey, I-I...
- You came back and talked about us
304
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,790
like we weren't people, Morty!
305
00:12:14,810 --> 00:12:16,653
Then you bailed and left us to freeze!
306
00:12:16,660 --> 00:12:18,410
I-I was apologizing for that earlier...
307
00:12:18,420 --> 00:12:21,090
Your mom and sister died, Morty!
308
00:12:21,110 --> 00:12:22,130
[SIGHS]
309
00:12:22,150 --> 00:12:23,910
And I moved on.
310
00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:25,280
From caring.
311
00:12:25,290 --> 00:12:27,750
And that is the best
deal you will ever get.
312
00:12:27,770 --> 00:12:29,970
- So take it.
- Please don't go.
313
00:12:29,990 --> 00:12:33,020
I-If Rick comes back, we ca...
we can find you a new reality,
314
00:12:33,030 --> 00:12:35,800
a new Mom, new Summer, a... job!
315
00:12:35,820 --> 00:12:37,507
Oh, you don't get it, kid.
316
00:12:37,510 --> 00:12:39,950
Except for this conversation,
my life is perfect.
317
00:12:39,970 --> 00:12:43,680
Rick was always right.
Everyone needs to let go.
318
00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:47,040
[CRYING]
319
00:12:47,050 --> 00:12:48,240
[FOOTSTEPS GALLOPING]
320
00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:49,910
Aww, you came back.
321
00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:51,840
I guess we really did form a bond.
322
00:12:51,850 --> 00:12:53,210
Ow! Hey, stop it!
323
00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:55,525
Get away from me! No, help!
324
00:12:55,530 --> 00:12:57,970
All right, pin dropped, Grandpa!
325
00:12:57,990 --> 00:12:59,404
Come and get us.
326
00:12:59,410 --> 00:13:01,072
♪
327
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,033
RICK: Come on, come on, come on!
328
00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:05,600
DIANE: Baby? Something
to keep in mind...
329
00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:07,940
If you were pulled home
by whatever happened,
330
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:10,770
it's likely our target was, as well.
331
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:14,470
It's also likely he's having as
much trouble leaving as you are.
332
00:13:15,330 --> 00:13:17,650
He's trapped.
333
00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:18,770
[MONITOR BEEPING]
334
00:13:18,790 --> 00:13:20,925
- SUMMER: Grandpa!
- Oh, fuck yes!
335
00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:26,650
Grandpa... Grandpa?
336
00:13:26,670 --> 00:13:28,892
Summer! Gold star,
always believed in you.
337
00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:30,410
- N-Now the hard part.
- Hard part?
338
00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:32,570
Way worse things than me
can see that beacon, too.
339
00:13:32,590 --> 00:13:34,550
Hunker down and protect
it while I grab Morty.
340
00:13:34,570 --> 00:13:37,525
- Rick out! Try to survive!
- Oh, shit.
341
00:13:37,530 --> 00:13:39,192
Domestic Mom should hide maybe?
342
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:42,280
- "Domestic Mom"?
- I mean, she's the cool space one.
343
00:13:42,290 --> 00:13:45,040
Look, I'm not looking to get
caught in whatever this is.
344
00:13:45,050 --> 00:13:46,690
You guys can both hide
maybe, hash it out.
345
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:50,070
Oh, quit talking down! I'm you
with the patience to do laundry.
346
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,100
SUMMER: Mom, stop being
jealous of our bond!
347
00:13:52,110 --> 00:13:54,626
She ran from our choices.
I have to parent them.
348
00:13:54,630 --> 00:13:57,712
It's not like I didn't care.
That's what the clone was for.
349
00:13:57,713 --> 00:13:59,040
Aah!
350
00:13:59,050 --> 00:14:00,215
Moms!
351
00:14:00,220 --> 00:14:04,750
[PANTING, SOBBING]
352
00:14:04,770 --> 00:14:07,750
[WHOOSHING]
353
00:14:13,470 --> 00:14:15,100
- Morty!
- Rick?
354
00:14:15,110 --> 00:14:16,930
I knew it! I knew you wouldn't leave me!
355
00:14:16,950 --> 00:14:18,858
Ow! The fuck?
356
00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:20,199
Morty, did you see another Rick here?
357
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,770
Nondescript haircut, sci-fi jacket?
358
00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:24,990
Eh, of course you didn't
see him, you'd be dead.
359
00:14:25,010 --> 00:14:26,630
Or you'd be a bomb.
360
00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:28,410
Do you feel bomby?
361
00:14:28,430 --> 00:14:29,850
Nah, you woulda blown up by now.
362
00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:31,210
Wasn't the Rick here dead?
363
00:14:31,220 --> 00:14:32,910
Th-That's why you pick places, right?
364
00:14:32,930 --> 00:14:37,810
Uh, well, your Rick, uh, yeah,
not dead, more like not around.
365
00:14:37,830 --> 00:14:40,550
When I met you, I was sorta hoping
he might turn up one day.
366
00:14:40,570 --> 00:14:42,257
You son of a bitch! I got you!
367
00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:44,240
W-W-Where are we going?
368
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,970
To kill your grandpa, little buddy.
369
00:14:45,980 --> 00:14:48,721
Wait, what? I don't understand.
370
00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:50,870
My original Rick killed your family?
371
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,439
And you were just waiting
for him to come back?
372
00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:53,929
Seems like you understand fine, Morty.
373
00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:55,395
That was A+ re-piping.
374
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:56,530
We're here.
375
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,580
This guy, Morty, he hates being found,
376
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,160
but loves building elaborate shit.
377
00:15:02,170 --> 00:15:03,899
Like... Like... Like playing
a ton of "Minecraft,"
378
00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:05,060
but all on a private server.
379
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,781
Am I in a fucking K-hole right now?
380
00:15:06,782 --> 00:15:08,080
What is going on?
381
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,204
Whoa, hoho, you found me!
382
00:15:14,740 --> 00:15:16,270
I shoot the first monitor, too.
383
00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:17,910
Listen, I'm not here.
384
00:15:17,930 --> 00:15:19,461
Or am I?
385
00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:21,440
There's the clone you found.
386
00:15:21,450 --> 00:15:22,910
Or maybe it's me, all naked!
387
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,720
Just a Lil Keyser Soze.
388
00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:26,420
I mean, why would I admit it's not?
389
00:15:26,430 --> 00:15:27,780
Oh-hoho, yeah! Look at him!
390
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,320
Look at him go, look at him dance.
391
00:15:29,330 --> 00:15:31,650
O-Or me. Again, it might be me,
392
00:15:31,660 --> 00:15:34,120
like a "Saw" thing. I'm very sneaky.
393
00:15:34,130 --> 00:15:37,320
Here's a bunch of killbots to deal
with while ya wrestle with that.
394
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,770
Obviously, I don't know
who I'm talking to here.
395
00:15:43,780 --> 00:15:45,140
It's all prerecorded.
396
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,200
But if you got this far,
397
00:15:48,210 --> 00:15:50,170
you probably think you're real special.
398
00:15:50,180 --> 00:15:51,320
Tell you what...
399
00:15:51,340 --> 00:15:52,440
Oop! There he goes!
400
00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:54,060
Maybe that actually was me!
401
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,440
If you follow him down there,
we can do a big fight.
402
00:15:56,450 --> 00:15:58,360
50% chance I'm not lying.
403
00:15:58,380 --> 00:16:00,251
♪
404
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,080
SPACE BETH: We're in trouble, asshole!
405
00:16:02,090 --> 00:16:03,390
I shouldn't have to beg.
406
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:06,120
- Wait, my moms are in trouble?
- Those versions of them are.
407
00:16:06,140 --> 00:16:08,839
W-We gotta save them! Rick,
this is an obvious trap.
408
00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,679
If you go down there,
he's just gonna kill you.
409
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,140
- Good!
- What?
410
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,140
Now what?!
411
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:17,602
If you don't care if you die,
why do you care if I die?
412
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,250
Knock it off! Get out of here!
413
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:21,860
You did this last season!
You're like a suicide bomber!
414
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,080
Takes one to know one.
415
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:25,240
Yeah, well, you get it from him, not me.
416
00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:28,840
I don't know him.
You're my grandpa, Rick.
417
00:16:28,860 --> 00:16:31,330
Rick and Morty. A hundred years.
418
00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:32,979
This place totally might
go up, by the way.
419
00:16:32,980 --> 00:16:34,520
Here's a bunch of countdowns.
420
00:16:34,530 --> 00:16:36,420
One of them's probably accurate.
421
00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:41,090
Ah, fucking stupid
5th-dimensional stomach juices.
422
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:44,170
Sorry for the sitcom fight,
and maybe getting us digested.
423
00:16:44,180 --> 00:16:45,588
You've got incredible timing.
424
00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:47,140
Oh, don't be a bitch. I'm parenting.
425
00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:48,560
Makes sense you don't recognize it.
426
00:16:48,570 --> 00:16:50,139
You've been out of practice for a while.
427
00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:51,660
Good! I'm glad that they have you!
428
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:53,500
I don't want to be "Space Mom."
429
00:16:53,510 --> 00:16:54,670
You've made that clear.
430
00:16:54,690 --> 00:16:57,560
Just don't let Summer mistake your
rejection of her for good taste.
431
00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:59,860
I'm not trying to. It's all her!
432
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,260
[GASPS]
433
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,470
Jesus! It'd be cool if
you were around more.
434
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:07,960
I don't wanna get married.
435
00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:10,500
I'm 17. My affection is the wind.
436
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,300
Don't try to compete for it.
437
00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:15,368
I could hear every word of
that through the helmets.
438
00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:17,390
Thank fuck I only had
to kill most of them.
439
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,320
Jesus, that ship really has sailed.
440
00:17:19,340 --> 00:17:24,335
♪
441
00:17:24,340 --> 00:17:28,214
And now we feast!
442
00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:32,240
[ROARING IN AGONY]
443
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:33,840
This emergency was oversold to me.
444
00:17:33,850 --> 00:17:34,860
- Grandpa!
- Morty!
445
00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:37,420
Moms! Wait, i-if they
had to wear helmets...
446
00:17:37,430 --> 00:17:39,480
I do childproofing stuff
while you're asleep.
447
00:17:39,490 --> 00:17:40,880
Why don't you childproof Dad?
448
00:17:40,900 --> 00:17:42,009
- Ah, great reminder.
- Wait!
449
00:17:42,010 --> 00:17:43,646
- Time to get Jerry.
- Ugh.
450
00:17:43,650 --> 00:17:46,820
Maybe I wouldn't be so
uptight If I wasn't married
451
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:49,620
to an unemployed receptacle
of human fear!
452
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,620
Get a job, Dad, it's been a decade.
453
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:52,750
Woof. Pretty brutal, Jer.
454
00:17:52,770 --> 00:17:55,750
I-I know a good alligator park
if you wanna kill yourself.
455
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,039
- I got expelled today.
- [DOORBELL RINGS]
456
00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,699
- What the hell, Morty?! You got expelled!
- Oh, no, you got expelled.
457
00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:00,259
- Whoa, what a horrible thing.
- You are so fucking dumb!
458
00:18:00,260 --> 00:18:02,160
- Too bad, Morty.
- Hi, hon.
459
00:18:02,170 --> 00:18:03,240
- [GASPS]
- Woof,
460
00:18:03,260 --> 00:18:05,660
some real Season 2 vibes in there,
you know what I'm sayin'?
461
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,440
You know, never thought I'd say this,
462
00:18:07,450 --> 00:18:10,840
but I think I'm glad we
spent that time divorced.
463
00:18:10,850 --> 00:18:11,860
Er, one second.
464
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:13,659
I'll build a fucking swing
set in the backyard!
465
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:16,150
You know, I may technically
be from here.
466
00:18:16,170 --> 00:18:18,740
But I'm a goddamn
interdimensional traveler now.
467
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:21,990
And all of you can kiss my sci-fi ass.
468
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,380
[GRUNTS]
469
00:18:26,910 --> 00:18:30,040
- [LAUGHTER]
- It gets me every time.
470
00:18:30,060 --> 00:18:32,660
Wow, what an amazing joke I just told.
471
00:18:32,670 --> 00:18:34,760
A-And also, what an adventure.
472
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,359
You know, I guess it doesn't
matter where we're from
473
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,740
if we're together, huh?
474
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,450
Good... Good final moral thing.
475
00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:41,730
This is everyone's
"original dimension" now.
476
00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:42,970
Great wrap-ups, kids.
477
00:18:42,980 --> 00:18:45,792
- Ugh, you're back.
- Oh, shit, Season 2 Jerry!
478
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:46,949
Look, before you bust my balls,
479
00:18:46,950 --> 00:18:48,410
can someone help with the shower?
480
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,421
It's colder than Beth
on our anniversary.
481
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,740
Also, look who I found in Rick's room.
482
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,759
Mmmm, I'm Mr. Frundles!
483
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:55,900
I don't care how cute he is.
484
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,600
We agreed no boogens in the house.
485
00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:59,460
Wait, Season 2 Jerry, don't!
486
00:18:59,470 --> 00:19:01,200
- Whoa!
- SUMMER: Mr. Frundles!
487
00:19:01,210 --> 00:19:02,225
Everybody in the car.
488
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,644
Mmmm, I'm Mr. Frundles!
489
00:19:04,650 --> 00:19:06,500
Wait, but I thought he was Mr. Frundles.
490
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,380
Everybody in the car! Now!
491
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:11,320
Nyah! Mmmm, I'm Mr. Frundles!
492
00:19:11,340 --> 00:19:14,362
- Mmmm, I'm Mr. Frundles!
- Mmmm, I'm Mr. Frundles!
493
00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:16,200
♪
494
00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:17,323
BETH: What the fuck, Dad?!
495
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:18,869
Why would you bring that
thing into our house?
496
00:19:18,870 --> 00:19:20,480
It was cute! Fuck.
497
00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:21,980
We gotta find a new timeline now!
498
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,940
You know how hard that
shit is without portals?
499
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,550
We gotta do the thing with
the Rift and the beacon again!
500
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,650
The whole fucking
episode all over again!
501
00:19:28,660 --> 00:19:30,820
Car, fabricate some vomit bags.
502
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,760
Can't we just go back and fix it?
503
00:19:32,770 --> 00:19:37,885
[BOOMING VOICE] Mmmm, I'm Mr. Frundles!
504
00:19:40,550 --> 00:19:42,999
I can't believe portal travel's broken.
505
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,400
I'll get to it when I get to it.
506
00:19:44,410 --> 00:19:45,570
Lift with your knees, Mom.
507
00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:47,478
How many times have you done this?
508
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,540
[GRUNTS]
509
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:50,800
Oh, God.
510
00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:53,520
And you swear they
die of natural causes?
511
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:56,420
- Mm-hmm, yep.
- The exact same as our old timeline?
512
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,229
- Even my stuff?
- Bit of a rush job, actually,
513
00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:00,480
so they do say "Parmesan" weird.
514
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:02,400
- How do they say...
- Par-mees-ian.
515
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:03,650
- Boo.
- Jesus Christ.
516
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:04,709
I could've left you guys!
517
00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:06,729
You think the concept of
"family" matters to me?
518
00:20:06,730 --> 00:20:07,874
I'm not even your Rick!
519
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,040
- Uh-huh.
- "I'm Denial Rick!"
520
00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:10,710
BETH: See you inside, Dad.
521
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:13,260
Sorry I was such a Dance
Mom about Summer.
522
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,830
- She's your daughter, too.
- No, boundaries are good.
523
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:19,300
But, uh, speaking of,
maybe I've put up too many.
524
00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:21,440
Is it okay if I come around sometimes?
525
00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:22,640
That could be nice.
526
00:20:22,650 --> 00:20:25,600
- That's a cute outfit.
- The one we always wear?
527
00:20:29,690 --> 00:20:31,160
[SIGHS]
528
00:20:31,180 --> 00:20:32,380
Yes, Morty?
529
00:20:32,390 --> 00:20:34,380
You promise I'm not, you know, bait?
530
00:20:34,390 --> 00:20:37,800
- T-To make that Rick come back?
- What? M-Morty, for you to be bait,
531
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,320
the guy'd have to value something.
532
00:20:39,340 --> 00:20:41,741
He truly does not give a shit.
533
00:20:43,260 --> 00:20:45,220
He's the real deal.
534
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,400
- Parmeee-san.
- Par-meees-ian.
535
00:20:49,410 --> 00:20:51,190
Par-mees-ian.
536
00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:53,080
- Par... Parmeeeeeesian.
- Parmesian.
537
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:54,754
- Gross. I hate it.
- Yeah.
538
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:59,342
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539
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:05,807
♪
540
00:21:05,820 --> 00:21:10,978
♪
541
00:21:10,980 --> 00:21:18,736
♪
542
00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:26,536
♪
543
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,360
[RUSTLING]
544
00:21:29,850 --> 00:21:31,659
Hello? Morty?
545
00:21:31,660 --> 00:21:32,930
That one big rat?
546
00:21:32,950 --> 00:21:34,420
- Whoa, this is a development.
- Gah!
547
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,120
Shh. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
548
00:21:36,140 --> 00:21:37,879
Lil guy, easy. You're a Jerry, right?
549
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,420
Never got too close to the concept.
550
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:41,300
Boy, you have really arc'd out.
551
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:42,800
Were you putting on pants?
552
00:21:42,820 --> 00:21:45,490
What? Oh, yeah, no, I was
naked to fuck with a guy.
553
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,450
Speaking of, did you talk to me,
554
00:21:47,460 --> 00:21:51,100
- or a little kid around here?
- Maybe. Why?
555
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:52,850
Because if you hate them, too...
556
00:21:52,860 --> 00:21:54,520
I could be down for a little team up.
557
00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:56,100
Eh, I really don't "team up" anymore.
558
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,568
Managing people, such a headache. Aah!
559
00:21:58,569 --> 00:22:00,660
[DEEP VOICE] Fatality...
560
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,490
[NORMAL VOICE] Jerry wins.
561
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:07,000
[LAUGHING]
562
00:22:07,020 --> 00:22:09,680
Oh, goddamn dude. Badass!
563
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,940
[GROANS]
564
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,400
Why are you here?
565
00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:19,070
Buddy, I have been asking
myself that exact same question.
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