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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:15,972 --> 00:00:18,409 [gentle music] 4 00:00:30,073 --> 00:00:31,596 [man] When I was 15 years old, 5 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:32,902 I was forced to go to summer camp. 6 00:00:34,077 --> 00:00:34,425 But not just any summer camp. 7 00:00:36,993 --> 00:00:39,126 It all started when I had to move in with my relatives that I hardly knew. 8 00:00:40,736 --> 00:00:43,304 Life was different with Aunt Sharon and Uncle John. 9 00:00:43,478 --> 00:00:45,175 Very different. 10 00:00:45,349 --> 00:00:45,784 They were the happiest people I'd ever met, 11 00:00:48,265 --> 00:00:50,702 which is kind of a lot to deal with when you're trying to put your life back together. 12 00:00:52,095 --> 00:00:53,749 [John] ♪ There is power ♪ 13 00:00:53,923 --> 00:00:57,666 ♪ in the precious part of the land ♪ 14 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:58,797 -[Sharon laughs] -[John] That's harmony. That was good, honey. 15 00:01:01,235 --> 00:01:04,063 All I wanted to do that summer was sit around and feel sorry for myself. 16 00:01:05,935 --> 00:01:07,154 But they had other plans for me. 17 00:01:08,503 --> 00:01:10,592 Plans that would ultimately change my life. 18 00:01:12,594 --> 00:01:14,683 I used to be depressed all the time. 19 00:01:14,857 --> 00:01:16,598 All the time. 20 00:01:16,771 --> 00:01:19,557 But then pastor Chip told me all I needed to do 21 00:01:19,731 --> 00:01:21,298 was spend more time with my Christian friends, 22 00:01:21,472 --> 00:01:22,865 and have we got a surprise for you. 23 00:01:25,563 --> 00:01:27,478 ["Jesus Is a Friend of Mine" by Sonseed] 24 00:01:30,699 --> 00:01:33,745 -♪ Jesus is a friend of mine ♪ -♪ Jesus is my friend ♪ 25 00:01:33,919 --> 00:01:36,705 -♪ Jesus is a friend of mine ♪ -♪ I have a friend in Jesus ♪ 26 00:01:36,878 --> 00:01:39,577 -♪ Jesus is a friend of mine ♪ -♪ Jesus is my friend ♪ 27 00:01:39,751 --> 00:01:41,579 [Sharon] ♪ Jesus is a friend of mine ♪ 28 00:01:41,753 --> 00:01:43,015 ♪ I have a friend in Jesus ♪ 29 00:01:43,190 --> 00:01:44,582 ♪ Jesus is a friend of mine ♪ 30 00:01:44,756 --> 00:01:46,410 ♪ Je-- Je-- Je-- Jesus ♪ 31 00:01:46,584 --> 00:01:48,412 [Sharon] ♪ Jesus is a friend of mine ♪ 32 00:01:48,586 --> 00:01:50,545 ♪ Tan, tan, tan tan, tan, tan, tan, tan, tan ♪ 33 00:01:50,719 --> 00:01:51,850 [laughs] Wow! 34 00:01:52,024 --> 00:01:54,244 Well done, Uncle John. 35 00:01:54,418 --> 00:01:57,465 Well, we got down with our bad selves on that one, didn't we? 36 00:01:57,639 --> 00:01:58,770 -[John laughs] -Aren't you so excited, Ian? 37 00:02:00,729 --> 00:02:03,384 Camp is such a swell place, and everyone you meet there 38 00:02:03,558 --> 00:02:05,951 goes to the same school that you will. 39 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,780 And it's a phenomenal place to get a leg up on friend making. 40 00:02:08,954 --> 00:02:10,390 -Phenomenal! -[Sharon] Mm-hmm. 41 00:02:12,436 --> 00:02:14,351 [John] Now, don't jump to conclusions, pal. 42 00:02:14,525 --> 00:02:15,787 You never know who you're gonna meet at camp. 43 00:02:17,485 --> 00:02:18,790 [John] Whoa, whoa! Look what we have here. 44 00:02:20,923 --> 00:02:23,317 [John] It's been a while since I've had a chance to play good Samaritan. 45 00:02:24,535 --> 00:02:27,930 -[breaks squeak] -[electric whirring] 46 00:02:28,103 --> 00:02:30,454 -Well, hello, there. -Praise the Lord. 47 00:02:30,628 --> 00:02:32,891 You have no idea how infrequent traffic is out here. 48 00:02:33,065 --> 00:02:36,112 I can tell by that outfit that you're heading to Camp Manna. 49 00:02:36,286 --> 00:02:37,461 Yeah, my truck broke down. I've been waiting for a ride. 50 00:02:39,071 --> 00:02:41,465 Well, blow the trumpet in Zion. Pile in, shepherd. 51 00:02:42,988 --> 00:02:44,120 -[Sharon chuckles] -Can you believe it? 52 00:02:45,861 --> 00:02:47,863 -[John chuckles] -[Sharon] Oh, did you see his banjo? 53 00:02:48,037 --> 00:02:48,951 [John] Oh, yeah. 54 00:02:50,692 --> 00:02:52,346 [pants] Happidy hey, camper. 55 00:02:53,129 --> 00:02:54,391 I'm Bradley. 56 00:02:55,478 --> 00:02:56,915 -I'm Ian. -You're a small one. 57 00:02:58,090 --> 00:03:00,528 Like Ezekias, friend of Jesus. 58 00:03:00,702 --> 00:03:02,747 [Sharon] See, Ian? You're making friends already. 59 00:03:03,618 --> 00:03:04,880 [John chuckles] 60 00:03:05,054 --> 00:03:06,011 [John] Phenomenal! 61 00:03:07,448 --> 00:03:08,144 [John] Here we go. 62 00:03:08,318 --> 00:03:10,712 [engine rumbling] 63 00:03:10,886 --> 00:03:14,585 ♪ If you're saved and you know it, say amen ♪ 64 00:03:16,370 --> 00:03:20,417 ♪ If you're saved and you know it, say amen ♪ 65 00:03:22,027 --> 00:03:25,117 ♪ If you're saved and you know it ♪ 66 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:27,946 ♪ Then your life is gonna show it ♪ 67 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:31,994 ♪ If you're saved and you know it, say amen ♪ 68 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,216 ♪ Amen ♪ 69 00:03:37,869 --> 00:03:38,827 ♪ Amen ♪ 70 00:03:42,918 --> 00:03:44,615 [birds chirping] 71 00:03:44,789 --> 00:03:46,269 [chuckling] You know what they're talking about? 72 00:03:46,442 --> 00:03:47,792 Hey, man, take it easy. I'll see you later. 73 00:03:47,966 --> 00:03:50,055 Oh, what's going on, buddy? Jonathan! 74 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,970 How're you doing? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm just playing, man. 75 00:03:52,144 --> 00:03:53,668 I'm not actually going to punch you. I wouldn't do that. 76 00:03:53,841 --> 00:03:55,974 That's a nice lanyard. I dig that color combo. 77 00:03:56,148 --> 00:03:58,847 How you guys doing? What's going on, buddy? How you doing? Whoa! 78 00:03:59,021 --> 00:04:02,416 Hey, hey, hey. [laughs] I'm just kidding, man. I'm just kidding around. 79 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:04,461 What's going on, guys? How're you doing? 80 00:04:04,635 --> 00:04:08,160 [John] Don't get no better than this. First year camper. 81 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:10,206 -[engine rumbling] -[laughs] 82 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:12,034 [Sharon] Oh, I'm so excited for you, Ian. 83 00:04:12,208 --> 00:04:13,818 Do you think we could go a little faster there, sir? 84 00:04:13,992 --> 00:04:15,342 [John] The law's limit is the Lord's limit. 85 00:04:16,255 --> 00:04:17,082 And how fast is that exactly? 86 00:04:18,779 --> 00:04:20,695 [John] Fast enough to get that bobble head bobbing. 87 00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:22,479 [Bradley sighs] 88 00:04:25,090 --> 00:04:27,354 [John] She's still bobbing. That's all I care about. 89 00:04:30,008 --> 00:04:33,925 ♪ ...America, hold up God's sword to the sky ♪ 90 00:04:35,536 --> 00:04:37,058 What's going on? Pound it. Pound it. 91 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:39,582 -What's going on? -[indistinct] 92 00:04:39,757 --> 00:04:40,889 -Oh, oh, oh! -Get off of me. 93 00:04:41,063 --> 00:04:42,107 -Oh, oh, oh! -Gordo, stop! 94 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,022 -Oh, oh, oh, oh! -Stop, Gordo! 95 00:04:44,196 --> 00:04:45,546 That's my big bible man. 96 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,069 It's gonna be a great week, brother. 97 00:04:47,243 --> 00:04:48,636 How are you so sweaty? 98 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:49,289 Hey, Clayton. 99 00:04:50,246 --> 00:04:51,116 Hey. 100 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,162 [light chatter] 101 00:04:55,817 --> 00:04:57,732 ["Do It Up America" by Peter Stanganelli] 102 00:04:59,603 --> 00:05:02,824 ♪ That is why he sent his only son ♪ 103 00:05:02,998 --> 00:05:05,957 ♪ Giving him the power to save everyone ♪ 104 00:05:06,131 --> 00:05:07,872 ♪ That is why we sing this praise... ♪ 105 00:05:08,046 --> 00:05:09,961 -Where're you from? -Florida. 106 00:05:10,135 --> 00:05:12,268 Florida? That's awesome. 107 00:05:12,442 --> 00:05:15,010 I've been to Sarasota once. Beautiful. 108 00:05:15,184 --> 00:05:15,576 Is there a lake here? 109 00:05:16,751 --> 00:05:18,622 Oh, yes. The Lake of Galilee. 110 00:05:20,145 --> 00:05:22,060 -[John] Phenomenal! -[Sharon] Mm-hmm. 111 00:05:25,281 --> 00:05:28,197 ♪ You want a hero who won't let you down ♪ 112 00:05:28,371 --> 00:05:30,982 ♪ Look for the light, 'cause there he's found ♪ 113 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:37,902 -[Bradley] God bless you! -[John] I'm blessed to be a blessing. 114 00:05:38,076 --> 00:05:39,817 [muffled chatter] 115 00:05:39,991 --> 00:05:42,124 [birds chirping] 116 00:05:43,604 --> 00:05:45,693 May the Lord bless you and keep you. 117 00:05:47,259 --> 00:05:49,827 The Lord shine his countenance upon you. 118 00:05:50,001 --> 00:05:51,568 [John] That's the look on his face. 119 00:05:51,742 --> 00:05:52,743 And give you peace. 120 00:05:54,963 --> 00:05:55,529 Thank you. 121 00:05:57,966 --> 00:05:58,923 Here you go, kiddo. 122 00:06:05,626 --> 00:06:07,541 [light tense music] 123 00:06:20,641 --> 00:06:22,904 [music increases] 124 00:06:23,078 --> 00:06:24,819 [indistinct chatter] 125 00:06:31,869 --> 00:06:33,784 [lively music on headphones] 126 00:06:38,310 --> 00:06:38,832 Oh, what we got here? 127 00:06:40,138 --> 00:06:43,098 -Damn. They're so happy. -[laughs] 128 00:06:43,272 --> 00:06:45,405 -Please, give it back. Please. -What're you gonna do? 129 00:06:45,579 --> 00:06:47,102 -Start a land war? Uh? Gonna eat my dog? -Please. 130 00:06:47,276 --> 00:06:48,233 What're you gonna do? Fight me, Bruce Lee. 131 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:49,234 [thud] 132 00:06:57,242 --> 00:06:57,765 Who in TW are you? 133 00:06:59,636 --> 00:07:03,335 -What do you mean? -I mean, this is a man's camp and your little boy. 134 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:08,166 -[laughs] -What kind of turd brings a pink pony bag to an all dude's camp? 135 00:07:08,340 --> 00:07:09,646 -[laughs] -Takes one to know one, Todd. 136 00:07:11,692 --> 00:07:14,216 Look who it is, old third year senior himself. 137 00:07:14,390 --> 00:07:17,785 -Second year. Get it right. -You've gotten big, Hungry, Hungry, Hippo. 138 00:07:17,959 --> 00:07:19,613 -You're a big boy. Oh! -Oh! 139 00:07:20,744 --> 00:07:21,876 Attention, everyone! 140 00:07:23,834 --> 00:07:24,531 Attention! 141 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:28,578 [banjo music] 142 00:07:32,234 --> 00:07:35,542 ♪ Oh... ♪ 143 00:07:35,716 --> 00:07:38,762 ♪ Happity, happity, hey, disciples ♪ 144 00:07:41,069 --> 00:07:45,029 ♪ Who wants to learn to pray and shoot rifles? I do! ♪ 145 00:07:45,203 --> 00:07:48,206 ♪ Camp Manna where the Lord provides ♪ 146 00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:49,469 ♪ If you let me be your guide ♪ 147 00:07:50,992 --> 00:07:54,256 ♪ Happity, happity, hey, welcome to Camp... ♪ 148 00:07:54,430 --> 00:07:59,783 ♪ ...Manna! ♪ 149 00:08:00,915 --> 00:08:02,873 [booing] 150 00:08:06,094 --> 00:08:08,705 [cheering and clapping] 151 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:12,927 How're you guys doing? How're you guys doing? Great to be back. 152 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:17,671 All right, I know for me this is usually the best week of my year. 153 00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:23,807 But who's prepared to make this the best week of Manna history? 154 00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:25,983 -[cheering and clapping] -[shouts] Let me hear you! 155 00:08:26,157 --> 00:08:27,289 Yeah! 156 00:08:29,813 --> 00:08:32,903 Bradley, Bradley! why the heck are you late? Dang. 157 00:08:33,077 --> 00:08:37,125 Dang it! You-know-who wants to see you. Holy, dang. 158 00:08:47,962 --> 00:08:49,920 [soft fanfare music] 159 00:08:52,009 --> 00:08:52,706 You're late, Sommers. 160 00:08:53,924 --> 00:08:56,057 You talk a lot about leadership, 161 00:08:56,231 --> 00:08:57,711 but you haven't ever shown me anything that resembles it. 162 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:00,844 -Uh-- -[whispers] You're in trouble. 163 00:09:01,018 --> 00:09:02,498 [distant cheering and clapping] 164 00:09:05,196 --> 00:09:07,721 I'm giving you one last chance to prove yourself. 165 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:11,028 That's why this year I want to let you know 166 00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:13,335 I've placed the new kid in your cabin, 167 00:09:13,509 --> 00:09:14,771 who needs some spiritual guidance. 168 00:09:16,164 --> 00:09:17,731 I trust you're prepared to counsel him? 169 00:09:18,253 --> 00:09:19,907 Absolutely, sir. 170 00:09:20,081 --> 00:09:21,691 You got nothing to be afraid of. 171 00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:25,303 If you get frustrated or scared, you come to me for help. 172 00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:28,306 Oh, that won't be a problem. In the off-season, I took a strength and leadership course 173 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,265 and there is an exercise that I am dying just-- 174 00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:31,222 Ah, hey! 175 00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:35,879 Pride goes before the fall, counselor. 176 00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:40,362 -[Bradley loudly swallows] -You have this week to show me what you can do. 177 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:45,062 -Otherwise, I will reconsider your future. -Yes, sir. 178 00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:46,237 And that's a promise. 179 00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:48,022 Get out of here. 180 00:09:49,197 --> 00:09:49,589 Out the door. 181 00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:54,550 [crowd shouting and clapping] ♪ Clayton saved me! ♪ 182 00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:56,813 ♪ Clayton saved me! ♪ 183 00:09:57,858 --> 00:09:59,381 ♪ Clayton saved me! ♪ 184 00:10:00,991 --> 00:10:02,471 ♪ Clayton saved me! ♪ 185 00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:05,779 [light ominous music] 186 00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:11,611 [Bradley] Oh, you're lucky Cujo placed you with me. 187 00:10:11,785 --> 00:10:13,003 You'll love the guys in this cabin 188 00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:15,136 and you'll get to spend a whole year 189 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:15,789 getting to know them at school. 190 00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:19,967 Ian, welcome to the Passover Privates. 191 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:22,056 [screams] 192 00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:24,275 Yeah! Go for it! 193 00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:25,929 Mo, please, just come down. 194 00:10:26,103 --> 00:10:27,931 [cross-talking] 195 00:10:30,368 --> 00:10:32,327 [Bradley] Everybody, stop! Out-- whatever, just-- 196 00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:33,154 everybody outside, okay? 197 00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:36,200 -[Gordo] Bye, William. -[Bradley] I don't care. 198 00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:38,202 That's nice. Out! Let's go. 199 00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:40,770 [light ominous music] 200 00:10:45,253 --> 00:10:45,862 Welcome to Camp Manna. 201 00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:51,433 [Gordo] William, wait up. 202 00:10:54,392 --> 00:10:55,089 [bell ringing] 203 00:10:57,352 --> 00:10:59,310 -[William] When did you get a brother, Greg? -Uh, he-- he's new. 204 00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:01,530 He's adopted. We just got him from Africa. 205 00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:02,531 You know, I don't even know how to talk to him. 206 00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:04,011 He doesn't speak English. 207 00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:06,753 No, thank you. 208 00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:11,627 And I said "Hey, Basil, why don't you lose those track shoes 209 00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:13,977 and we'll see you try to run a 400 meter dash?" 210 00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:15,500 [laughs] 211 00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,461 It's a classic, it's a classic. 212 00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:22,072 [loud thud] 213 00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:24,422 [laughs] 214 00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:32,343 -Sorry about that, bro. Oh-- -Todd. 215 00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,568 -Come on, we're supposed to forgive one another, right? -Are you joking? 216 00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:45,182 I'm not supposed to do anything, because I'm not one of you. 217 00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:47,141 -Wait, you're not a-- -No, I'm not. 218 00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:48,446 [everyone gasps] 219 00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:50,927 A lost soul. 220 00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:57,847 [door squeaks] 221 00:11:59,414 --> 00:11:59,893 He's an angry one. 222 00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:04,506 A nonbeliever at camp and this is how you embrace him? 223 00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:06,160 Whoa! 224 00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:08,684 Where do you think you're going? 225 00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:11,034 I should talk to him. 226 00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,038 [Clayton] If you catch my drift. 227 00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:18,738 -When did you get the 17th? -This morning. 228 00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:20,957 There's a tattoo artist at Camp Manna. 229 00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:24,308 This doesn't concern you, Clayton. 230 00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:26,658 Oh, it concerns me, Brad. 231 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:29,444 It concerns me big time. I'm extremely concerned. 232 00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:30,967 I happen to know that influencing young minds... 233 00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:34,405 ...isn't exactly one of your talents. 234 00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:36,407 I mean, look who they put you in charge of every year. 235 00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:38,627 -International kickball rejects. -[laughter] 236 00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:40,237 Unlike your talents, Clayton. 237 00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:42,239 You know, eyebrow movement, 238 00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,198 singing "Jesus Loves Me" in karaoke, 239 00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:45,765 wearing sunglasses inside. 240 00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:46,722 -[Bradley] Gordo. -[laughs] 241 00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:50,204 What are you implying, Glutton-town? 242 00:12:50,378 --> 00:12:52,075 [shouts] 243 00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:56,165 Guys! 244 00:12:57,602 --> 00:13:00,040 Capture the cross! 245 00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:02,303 Yay! Come home with it, baby. 246 00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:04,305 [cheerful music] 247 00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:19,886 [door squeaking] 248 00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:25,195 Head up to Outlook if you want that cross, buddy. 249 00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:27,241 [birds chirping] 250 00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:54,224 What's up, brother? 251 00:13:55,790 --> 00:13:56,705 I wouldn't go that way if I were you. 252 00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:58,272 Nothing for 40 miles. 253 00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:01,492 We're in the middle of nowhere, man. 254 00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:02,058 It's too bad you're leaving. 255 00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:04,844 I could use a guy like you and the Regiment. 256 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,630 The cabin that tripped me on my face in front of everyone? 257 00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:11,372 Oh, come on, man. Todd was just messing around, 258 00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:13,504 having a good time, doing what guys do. 259 00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:14,723 His name is Todd, what do you expect? 260 00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:16,464 Nothing personal. 261 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,948 This place might look and feel a lot different to you, but it's the same old stuff. 262 00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:23,253 Survival of the fittest. 263 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,256 And it's pretty good when you're the man. 264 00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:27,736 Like me. 265 00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:29,390 I'm the man. 266 00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:36,527 I guess I'll never know. 267 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:41,750 Ian, this place sucks because you're stuck with Bradley, okay? 268 00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:44,448 The dude is a total goober. Seriously. He just-- just sautés in goob sauce all day. 269 00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:50,411 Look, stick around, man, and I promise I will find a way to get you into my cabin 270 00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:53,501 and I-- and I will make this whole experience for you amazing. 271 00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,503 [engine rumbling] 272 00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:57,461 [breaks screeching] 273 00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:02,553 Is that guy bothering you? 274 00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:04,860 Do you need a ride? 275 00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:08,211 [Ian] We're all right. 276 00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:10,170 Thanks, though. 277 00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:12,128 [engine rumbling] 278 00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:15,915 [cheerful music] 279 00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:20,658 Let me work my magic, man. 280 00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:22,269 I'm gonna look after you. 281 00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:24,184 And just remember that with me, 282 00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:25,315 all things are possible. 283 00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:34,803 It's going to be all right, kid. 284 00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:36,500 I like you. 285 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:40,330 I didn't think I did, but I do. 286 00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:46,032 [cheerful music continues] 287 00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:48,251 [Bradley] Ian! 288 00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:51,776 Ian. 289 00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:56,868 I've been looking all over for you. 290 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:59,523 -[panting] Where have you been? -I needed some air. 291 00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,963 Well, I just want you to know that I'm glad you're here. 292 00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:07,183 You know, we're not as crazy as you think. 293 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,448 I don't know, back home, Christians killed me once. 294 00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,624 Oh, I bet. Our love can be smothering at times. 295 00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,760 [Matthew on megaphone] Attention, campus. 296 00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:21,154 The fun never ends at Camp Manna. 297 00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:23,460 Please, assemble over at Hallelujah Hall. 298 00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:25,941 Our God-fearing leader has a special announcement 299 00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:29,162 about an opportunity for one lucky counselor. 300 00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:31,555 [cheering and clapping] Cujo! Cujo! Cujo! 301 00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:32,817 [Cujo whistles] Stop! 302 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,212 May I have your attention, please? 303 00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:37,648 I wanna share this with you. 304 00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:42,740 My name is Jack Cujo Parrish. 305 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,004 And in 1968, 306 00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:48,529 I was wading through rice patties 307 00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:51,184 in a communist country called Vietnam. 308 00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:54,361 [whispering] That's Cujo. He's my spiritual leader, just like I'm yours. 309 00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:56,189 I caught a hollow point bullet in my neck. 310 00:16:58,278 --> 00:17:02,195 And my neck exploded like a Roman candle on 4th of July. 311 00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,284 -And I was dead. -[whispering] I love this story. 312 00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:06,851 And then, I was taken by some guides, 313 00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:12,553 I call angels, to a place in the spiritual realm, 314 00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:13,467 and they're glowing and they're floating all around me, 315 00:17:15,598 --> 00:17:19,777 and this light on my left side was mother of pearl and abalone colored, 316 00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:23,390 and out of that light came an androgynous voice 317 00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:24,826 that spoke to me in thought. 318 00:17:26,696 --> 00:17:28,351 And that voice said, 319 00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:30,919 "You need to look for help in the spiritual realm." 320 00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,529 -[approving murmurs] -Amen. 321 00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:34,401 [Cujo] And that's what I've been doing. 322 00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:37,665 And when I came back to life, I created what's called... 323 00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:39,971 ...the God Games. 324 00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:42,061 [dramatic music] 325 00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:45,803 -The what games? -It's a bunch of holy games 326 00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:47,457 that we play against the other cabins. 327 00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,024 It develops leadership, strength. Shush, listen. 328 00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:53,159 The final event will be the three leading cabins. 329 00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:57,206 And they'll compete in a winner-take-all event. 330 00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:01,515 When your cabin is crowned victorious, 331 00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:03,473 you will be the winner... 332 00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:07,521 ...of the Purple Cross. 333 00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:09,610 [soft murmurs] 334 00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:10,263 I've never won that. 335 00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:12,787 [Cujo] And this year's Purple Cross 336 00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:14,789 is more important than ever. 337 00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:17,705 This year, the counselor who leads his cabin to victory 338 00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:20,838 will receive a two year scholarship to Mount Zion University. 339 00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:26,801 -I know many of you already attend Mount Zion University. -Yes, I do. 340 00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:29,108 -But a two year scholarship means no tuition. -[Bradley] Oh! 341 00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,981 And for those of you who don't attend, 342 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,461 this will change your life. 343 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,333 I'd like to welcome you to... 344 00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:39,379 [shouts] ...Camp Manna! 345 00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:44,079 -♪ Jesus is a friend of mine ♪ -♪ Jesus is my friend ♪ 346 00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,081 -Can you believe it? -♪ Jesus is a friend of mine ♪ 347 00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:47,604 ♪ I have a friend in Jesus ♪ 348 00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:48,953 ♪ Jesus is a friend of mine ♪ 349 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,607 ♪ Jesus is my friend ♪ 350 00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:51,521 ♪ Jesus is a friend of mine ♪ 351 00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:56,439 ♪ He is like the mountie He always get his man ♪ 352 00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:59,225 ♪ And he'll zap you any way he can, zap! ♪ 353 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:02,793 -[crickets chirping] -[water softly lapping] 354 00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:05,361 [soft buzzing] 355 00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:13,456 Greetings. Welcome to Clayton's Video Journal. Morning one. 356 00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:18,113 Since I got this sweet VHS camera for Christmas, 357 00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:20,855 I thought I'd document my time here at Camp Manna. 358 00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:21,421 Where I actually matter. 359 00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:25,338 This year, you'll be able to witness my journey 360 00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:26,295 towards winning the Purple Cross scholarship. 361 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:31,344 Also, there's a new kid at camp this year in need of some grace. 362 00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:33,955 I told him I'd get him into my cabin and when I do, 363 00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:37,828 number 18 is on the horizon. 364 00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:41,528 Grace and peace. Clayton out. 365 00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:42,485 [soft buzzing] 366 00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:43,834 [soft thuds] 367 00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:49,057 -[high pitch whistling] -Rise and shine, campers. [giggles] 368 00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:52,452 Counselor Matthew here, reminding you that the God Games should not be taken lightly. 369 00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:54,889 They're here to embed in biblical knowledge 370 00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:57,065 and apocalyptic survival skills. 371 00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:58,632 They will challenge you physically... 372 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:01,809 ...develop mentally and spiritually. 373 00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:03,376 Camp glory awaits. 374 00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:06,161 If I were you, I'd start training... 375 00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:08,729 ...now. 376 00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:10,513 [dramatic music] 377 00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:29,010 [Bradley] Alright, pick up those knees. Doing good. 378 00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:30,011 No ankle turns before the God Games. 379 00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:35,190 -[Ian] Is he serious? -[Gordo panting] I think my heart is shutting down. 380 00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:37,323 It's beating really weird, Bradley. 381 00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:39,325 [Bradley] That's the love of Jesus. 382 00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:43,329 -[panting] Why are we running? -The God Games start tomorrow, 383 00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:45,679 and years of yore have taught me they favor the more physically advanced. 384 00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:46,462 Years of yore have taught me we blow chunks. 385 00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:52,468 You have a day to get rid of a lifetime of Moon Pie and Nutty Butter. 386 00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:55,036 Well, there's an eating contest. 387 00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:56,907 He's right. This running... 388 00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:00,433 ...we can't run away from ourselves. 389 00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:02,130 -[Ian painting] -I'll admit, young William, 390 00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:06,482 last year's God Games did have their challenges. 391 00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:08,484 [light ominous music] 392 00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:13,837 Remember to paddle together. 393 00:21:16,231 --> 00:21:18,407 [birds chirping] 394 00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:22,498 [light melancholic music] 395 00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:37,034 [Bradley] Need any advice, man? 396 00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:38,819 [water softly lapping] 397 00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:40,473 About paddling. 398 00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:44,172 I founded the Mount Zion kayak team. 399 00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:46,566 I made these shirts. 400 00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:48,045 [whimsical music] 401 00:21:49,569 --> 00:21:51,701 Alright, disciples, let's go. Let's hurry up. 402 00:21:53,268 --> 00:21:55,836 We'll rise up on wings, like eagles. 403 00:21:56,010 --> 00:21:57,533 We shall paddle and not grow faint. 404 00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:04,671 -[singing] ♪ Row, row, row ♪ -[Bradley] Really gotta dig in, guys. 405 00:22:05,715 --> 00:22:07,108 Row! 406 00:22:07,282 --> 00:22:08,892 [Greg] You know, um, Ian, 407 00:22:09,066 --> 00:22:10,677 I've been thinking about something. 408 00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:13,549 Why-- why aren't you a Christian? 409 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:19,076 -What do you mean? -Aren't there Christians in Florida? 410 00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:20,208 [Ian] Yeah, tons of them. 411 00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:21,731 They're all lunatics. 412 00:22:21,905 --> 00:22:23,733 [sharp splashes] 413 00:22:25,953 --> 00:22:28,303 Well, you know, you might regret those words come judgment day. 414 00:22:28,477 --> 00:22:31,480 Oh, come on! I can't be the only one who hasn't bought into this crap. 415 00:22:31,654 --> 00:22:33,787 [Gordo] Of course you are. You're the only one from Florida, ain't you? 416 00:22:33,961 --> 00:22:35,005 What about Mo? 417 00:22:35,179 --> 00:22:36,355 [Gordo] How dare you? 418 00:22:36,529 --> 00:22:38,313 That's my African brother in Christ. 419 00:22:38,487 --> 00:22:40,837 -[wood crashing] -[William] Uh? How did you-- what? 420 00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:43,971 -And you, Gordo? -[scoffs] I said the prayer. 421 00:22:44,145 --> 00:22:45,538 -I've been baptized, I'm as pure as a dove, Ian. -[Bradley] Gordo. 422 00:22:46,974 --> 00:22:49,063 A better example for Jesus, please. 423 00:22:49,237 --> 00:22:52,109 -[Gordo] Hey! Like this? -Knock it off! 424 00:22:52,283 --> 00:22:53,894 Gordo, don't make me turn this around. 425 00:22:54,068 --> 00:22:55,852 -Stop it! -[desperate screams] 426 00:22:56,026 --> 00:22:56,723 [sharp splashes] 427 00:22:56,897 --> 00:22:57,985 [tense music] 428 00:22:58,986 --> 00:22:59,682 [screams] 429 00:23:08,212 --> 00:23:08,778 Get off of there, or I'll push you in. 430 00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:12,608 -[Ian coughs] -[Gordo] What's your problem? 431 00:23:12,782 --> 00:23:14,697 [Ian gasps] 432 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:19,485 [William] You guys okay? 433 00:23:25,012 --> 00:23:27,536 [Bradley] Gordo, what were you thinking? I told you to stop, 434 00:23:27,710 --> 00:23:29,669 and I am your leader, and you need to listen to me. 435 00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:32,149 -I-- What? -I can't even look at you right now. 436 00:23:40,070 --> 00:23:40,941 [sighs] 437 00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:45,511 Dude needs to meditate. 438 00:23:47,251 --> 00:23:49,732 I hope you're referring to a Christian meditation, Gordo? 439 00:23:52,082 --> 00:23:54,911 -Sure, Greg. Totally. -Alright. Alright. 440 00:23:55,085 --> 00:23:57,218 [whimsical music] 441 00:23:59,002 --> 00:24:00,613 [Counselor Matthew on megaphone] Attention, campers. 442 00:24:00,787 --> 00:24:03,398 Cujo has a special demonstration on this year's final 443 00:24:03,572 --> 00:24:06,270 winner-take-all God Game event. 444 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:09,535 Everyone, congregate at the Lake of Galilee for this special occasion. 445 00:24:09,709 --> 00:24:12,189 -[William] Blonde chicks will never date an Asian kid. -You think so? 446 00:24:12,363 --> 00:24:14,278 It's too much of an educational gap for an American. 447 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:17,194 [birds chirping] 448 00:24:17,368 --> 00:24:18,935 -Oh my gosh! -What? 449 00:24:19,109 --> 00:24:20,850 [suspenseful music] 450 00:24:26,726 --> 00:24:28,641 [dramatic music] 451 00:24:36,387 --> 00:24:36,736 [Cujo] You're all here... 452 00:24:38,389 --> 00:24:41,784 ...because simple minds need to see a demonstration. 453 00:24:44,091 --> 00:24:46,223 I'll present to you the final God Game. 454 00:24:47,181 --> 00:24:49,009 The Leap of Faith. 455 00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:50,924 [crowd clapping] 456 00:24:53,927 --> 00:24:55,842 [suspense music] 457 00:24:58,801 --> 00:24:59,454 Oorah. 458 00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:10,726 [Counselor Matthew shouts] Are you ready? 459 00:25:13,381 --> 00:25:15,165 Leap of faith, let it happen. 460 00:25:22,390 --> 00:25:24,348 -[collective gasp] -[scream] 461 00:25:25,915 --> 00:25:27,830 [all] Oh! 462 00:25:28,004 --> 00:25:30,267 -Wow! -[loud cheering and clapping] 463 00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:39,538 Every cabin has an anchor, and every cabin mate is an anchor. 464 00:25:39,712 --> 00:25:42,845 [fading out] But the most special anchor you've got is invisible, 465 00:25:43,019 --> 00:25:43,977 his name is Jesus... 466 00:25:46,370 --> 00:25:48,242 [suspense music increases] 467 00:25:48,416 --> 00:25:49,199 What's up, brother? 468 00:25:50,418 --> 00:25:51,854 -Did you see that? -What? 469 00:25:52,028 --> 00:25:54,117 I-- I'm pretty sure that guy just died. 470 00:25:54,291 --> 00:25:55,379 [Clayton] Yep. Looks like it. 471 00:25:56,642 --> 00:25:59,122 Good thing his soul is right there. 472 00:25:59,296 --> 00:26:00,907 How're you so chill about this? 473 00:26:01,081 --> 00:26:03,300 I'm a chill dude. Listen up. 474 00:26:03,474 --> 00:26:04,606 We're gonna have to fast track you into the Regiment. 475 00:26:06,434 --> 00:26:09,002 -It's not done yet? You said you were handling it. -Hey. 476 00:26:09,176 --> 00:26:11,395 Ian, these things, they take time, okay? 477 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:14,485 I need you to work with me here, okay? We're on the same team, buddy. 478 00:26:14,660 --> 00:26:16,009 Can you meet me tonight at the coast? 479 00:26:17,401 --> 00:26:18,620 -What for? -[Gordo] Yo! Beefcake. 480 00:26:20,796 --> 00:26:24,539 -Sharing some bro wisdom? -Cool it, Cheese Puff. We're just talking. 481 00:26:24,713 --> 00:26:26,062 About how you live at home with your mom? 482 00:26:26,236 --> 00:26:27,324 [chuckles] 483 00:26:27,498 --> 00:26:30,371 Wow, real low. My mom has MS. 484 00:26:30,545 --> 00:26:33,156 -I stay at home, so she can live with dignity. -[all] Oh! 485 00:26:33,330 --> 00:26:35,158 Oh, I thought it was because you weren't making your rent 486 00:26:35,332 --> 00:26:36,943 working night shifts at the Nut Butter f-- 487 00:26:37,117 --> 00:26:37,900 -[sharp thud] -Hey, what your mouth! 488 00:26:38,074 --> 00:26:39,032 [tense music] 489 00:26:39,206 --> 00:26:39,815 [loud shouts] 490 00:26:41,469 --> 00:26:43,863 [crowd] Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 491 00:26:44,037 --> 00:26:45,908 What did you say? Say it again! 492 00:26:46,082 --> 00:26:48,389 -[Gordo gasps] -Fight! Fight! Fight! 493 00:26:50,217 --> 00:26:51,740 Relax, Manny! He's with us. 494 00:26:54,482 --> 00:26:56,397 -[cross-talking] -[man] Please, watch-- 495 00:26:58,007 --> 00:26:59,443 [unintelligible] 496 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:00,967 [Gordo gasps] 497 00:27:01,141 --> 00:27:02,055 [Cujo] Hey! Get off of him. 498 00:27:03,230 --> 00:27:04,840 [Gordo heavily breathes] 499 00:27:05,014 --> 00:27:05,624 This is not a camp for fighting. 500 00:27:07,451 --> 00:27:09,845 This is a camp to learn how to be a better yourself. 501 00:27:11,020 --> 00:27:12,195 You don't want to feel my wrath, 502 00:27:13,588 --> 00:27:15,285 when I take you on in my own way. 503 00:27:16,199 --> 00:27:16,939 Do you hear me? 504 00:27:18,158 --> 00:27:18,941 [shouts] Do you hear me? 505 00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:21,857 You guys go to the sweatbox right now. 506 00:27:23,337 --> 00:27:25,513 Hey! Go to the sweatbox right now. 507 00:27:28,037 --> 00:27:29,735 [tense music] 508 00:27:39,048 --> 00:27:41,181 [birds chirping] 509 00:27:41,355 --> 00:27:43,270 [Gordo] I've got some serious duck butter. 510 00:27:44,706 --> 00:27:47,230 Will you, please, stop doing that? 511 00:27:47,404 --> 00:27:49,102 It smells like Burger King onions and hot mayonnaise. 512 00:27:50,930 --> 00:27:54,890 You know, legally, I bet you Cujo can't even keep us in here. 513 00:27:55,064 --> 00:27:55,978 Yeah, what's up with that guy? 514 00:27:59,329 --> 00:27:59,895 He's insane. 515 00:28:01,549 --> 00:28:02,855 Yeah, the war, you know. 516 00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:07,207 He got his face all jacked up from an RPG 517 00:28:07,381 --> 00:28:09,209 that blew out of the train he was deucing in. 518 00:28:11,254 --> 00:28:13,169 Yeah, it drove him nuts, it shook his brain around. 519 00:28:13,343 --> 00:28:14,127 It's true. 520 00:28:16,999 --> 00:28:18,740 -[mystery music] -He went on a killing spree 521 00:28:20,002 --> 00:28:22,309 and the good Lord might forgive... 522 00:28:24,528 --> 00:28:27,575 ...but the ghosts don't. They haunt these cabins. 523 00:28:28,794 --> 00:28:30,752 And at night, if you're quiet, 524 00:28:32,145 --> 00:28:34,234 -you can hear them scream. -[sharp thuds] 525 00:28:34,408 --> 00:28:36,062 [screaming] 526 00:28:37,106 --> 00:28:37,933 Happity hey, disciples. 527 00:28:39,108 --> 00:28:40,501 [shouts] What're you doing? 528 00:28:40,675 --> 00:28:42,677 [gasps] I heard about what happened. 529 00:28:44,810 --> 00:28:48,814 I wanted to apologize for yelling at you guys down at the lake. 530 00:28:48,988 --> 00:28:50,903 I'm sorry. Now that we're all together, 531 00:28:52,078 --> 00:28:53,557 it's a perfect time for Devotions. 532 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:54,297 Who knows a good genealogy? 533 00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:57,474 My favorite is from the book of Ruth. 534 00:28:57,648 --> 00:28:59,433 Uh, this is the line of David. 535 00:28:59,607 --> 00:29:03,045 David, who would eventually be the one 536 00:29:03,219 --> 00:29:05,265 who was the line in the seat of Jesus, 537 00:29:05,439 --> 00:29:07,267 who died for your soul, Ian. 538 00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:14,578 And Perez beget Hezron. And Hezron beget Ram. 539 00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:19,627 And Ram beget Ab-- Ab-- Abina-- 540 00:29:19,801 --> 00:29:22,195 Abinam-- minadab? 541 00:29:23,196 --> 00:29:25,241 [crickets chirping] 542 00:29:25,415 --> 00:29:27,200 [water trickling] 543 00:29:30,638 --> 00:29:32,509 -Boo! [laughs] -Oh! 544 00:29:32,683 --> 00:29:34,076 Oh, what's happening, brother? 545 00:29:35,556 --> 00:29:37,863 Reading. Devotions. 546 00:29:38,037 --> 00:29:39,560 You into, uh, Song of Solomon yet? 547 00:29:39,734 --> 00:29:40,866 There's some great stuff in Chapter four. 548 00:29:42,606 --> 00:29:43,172 What do you want? 549 00:29:45,958 --> 00:29:48,308 Listen, I was talking to God the other night 550 00:29:48,482 --> 00:29:51,702 and he and I both agreed that it might be best 551 00:29:51,877 --> 00:29:53,835 for Ian if we did a little... 552 00:29:55,358 --> 00:29:58,361 -[whistles] a little-- -I s-- I see what you're doing. 553 00:30:00,363 --> 00:30:03,366 -You want him for his size, for th-- for the Leap of Faith! -Oh! 554 00:30:03,540 --> 00:30:06,761 -[blows raspberries] You think-- -[blows raspberries] 555 00:30:06,935 --> 00:30:10,373 -You-- -[scoffing] I'm-- You thin-- I'm offended! 556 00:30:10,547 --> 00:30:13,376 -I am offended, you think I'm that shallow. -Yes, I do. 557 00:30:13,550 --> 00:30:15,204 Look, I'll trade you Jerry. Jerry for Ian. 558 00:30:16,597 --> 00:30:18,817 -No. -Jerry and Todd... 559 00:30:18,991 --> 00:30:21,602 -Stop. No. Just stop it! -...for Ian. No? That's a great deal. 560 00:30:21,776 --> 00:30:24,474 -I wouldn't have even said yes if you had accepted that deal. -Cujo-- 561 00:30:24,648 --> 00:30:27,260 -Trade-- -Stop! Stop. 562 00:30:29,305 --> 00:30:33,266 Clearly Cujo made a mistake putting him in your cabin, 563 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,572 the kid isn't connecting with you. 564 00:30:35,746 --> 00:30:37,748 I'm just saying, a change of venue, 565 00:30:37,923 --> 00:30:39,576 maybe some fresh faces around him, 566 00:30:39,750 --> 00:30:41,143 might open him up a little bit. 567 00:30:42,797 --> 00:30:44,625 -Oh, wait, I see what you're-- -Are you running away? 568 00:30:44,799 --> 00:30:46,192 I know what you're doing, Clayton. 569 00:30:46,366 --> 00:30:48,455 -No, you don't. -Yes, I can break through to him 570 00:30:48,629 --> 00:30:51,937 and that boy belongs to me an-- and so does that scholarship. 571 00:30:52,111 --> 00:30:53,590 Oh, yeah? Why don't you pray about it 572 00:30:53,764 --> 00:30:55,157 -at the prayer fire? -Maybe I will! 573 00:30:56,245 --> 00:30:58,160 [light suspensive music] 574 00:31:01,642 --> 00:31:03,862 [loud snoring] 575 00:31:16,222 --> 00:31:18,398 Change of plan. So, I was gonna talk to the Brad Hatter 576 00:31:18,572 --> 00:31:20,400 solo style earlier, 577 00:31:20,574 --> 00:31:21,749 but I think we should do it together, you and me. 578 00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:23,533 Do what together? 579 00:31:23,707 --> 00:31:25,100 [Clayton] Tell him you wanna be in my cabin, not his. 580 00:31:26,493 --> 00:31:28,234 Don't you think that will hurt his feelings? 581 00:31:28,408 --> 00:31:30,192 Nah, once he realizes how much more you'll get 582 00:31:30,366 --> 00:31:32,107 out of this week under my wing, he'll be all about it. 583 00:31:33,543 --> 00:31:35,981 I think it might be better if I'm not involved. 584 00:31:36,155 --> 00:31:37,765 Come on, you don't wanna be stuck with those guys 585 00:31:37,939 --> 00:31:39,245 all year at school, do you? 586 00:31:39,419 --> 00:31:41,247 They're like ticks, you gotta flick them off 587 00:31:41,421 --> 00:31:43,075 before they embed and never let go. 588 00:31:44,467 --> 00:31:46,382 Let's go. A little pep in your step, come on. 589 00:31:46,556 --> 00:31:47,775 We don't have all night. Don't have all day. 590 00:31:47,949 --> 00:31:48,732 Don't have all day here. 591 00:31:49,516 --> 00:31:51,605 [fire crackling] 592 00:31:51,779 --> 00:31:53,346 [whispers] Stupid Clayton. 593 00:31:55,174 --> 00:31:55,609 He's probably right. 594 00:31:56,827 --> 00:31:58,786 I mean, I-- I doubt, sometimes I do, 595 00:31:58,960 --> 00:31:59,352 I have doubts. 596 00:32:00,744 --> 00:32:02,877 Sometimes I have my doubts, you know. 597 00:32:05,619 --> 00:32:07,142 Let's turn to the Word. 598 00:32:14,323 --> 00:32:15,455 Lamentations III. 599 00:32:17,109 --> 00:32:19,807 "I have become the laughingstock of all my people." 600 00:32:22,592 --> 00:32:23,028 Oh, come on! 601 00:32:23,985 --> 00:32:26,248 All week, I've been laughed at, 602 00:32:26,422 --> 00:32:29,643 I've been mocked, and now you? You wanna take part? 603 00:32:29,817 --> 00:32:30,252 I'm here every year. 604 00:32:31,906 --> 00:32:35,475 And every year I get put with the most unathletic bunch of losers 605 00:32:36,432 --> 00:32:38,043 in the camp, every year. 606 00:32:38,217 --> 00:32:40,306 That's my cabin. Okay, I'll go one more time, 607 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:41,046 I'll go one more time. 608 00:32:44,005 --> 00:32:46,921 "The fool says in his heart, 'There is no God.'" 609 00:32:47,835 --> 00:32:49,837 Maybe you shouldn't film this. 610 00:32:50,011 --> 00:32:50,794 No, we're buds, we'll laugh about this later. 611 00:32:52,535 --> 00:32:56,452 And then Cujo... [laughs] don't get me started on Cujo. 612 00:32:56,626 --> 00:32:58,889 I don't know, maybe Cujo is as crazy... 613 00:32:59,064 --> 00:33:00,717 -You know, on second thought... -...as they say after all. 614 00:33:00,891 --> 00:33:02,154 maybe we should just talk to him tomorrow. 615 00:33:03,503 --> 00:33:05,070 I wouldn't tell anyone about this, though. 616 00:33:05,244 --> 00:33:07,594 You know, for-- for Bradley's sake, of course. 617 00:33:07,768 --> 00:33:08,725 [crickets chirping] 618 00:33:11,119 --> 00:33:13,469 ...I mean, he puts a non-saint sinner in my cabin, 619 00:33:13,643 --> 00:33:15,689 I have no idea how to deal with him. None. 620 00:33:15,863 --> 00:33:16,864 None whatsoever. 621 00:33:17,038 --> 00:33:17,865 I don't know how to tell him 622 00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:19,954 that he's special, 623 00:33:20,128 --> 00:33:22,609 and he's important, and he's worthy. 624 00:33:23,871 --> 00:33:25,003 ...I'll tell you who does-- 625 00:33:27,396 --> 00:33:28,223 [sighs] 626 00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:32,575 [loud snoring] 627 00:33:32,749 --> 00:33:34,751 [cheerful guitar music] 628 00:33:42,498 --> 00:33:44,022 I-- I don't-- I don't mean that. [sighs] 629 00:33:45,893 --> 00:33:48,026 Sometimes you just got to get it off your chest, you know. 630 00:33:48,983 --> 00:33:50,332 My hope is in you, Lord. 631 00:33:51,812 --> 00:33:52,639 Use me, Lord. 632 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:54,467 Am I not a tool? 633 00:33:56,947 --> 00:33:58,340 Just have to hear you speak. 634 00:33:59,646 --> 00:34:01,343 [bird cawing] 635 00:34:01,517 --> 00:34:01,996 Hello? 636 00:34:06,827 --> 00:34:07,871 I can wait. 637 00:34:08,784 --> 00:34:09,786 I got all night. 638 00:34:18,926 --> 00:34:20,667 [intense fanfare music] 639 00:34:38,728 --> 00:34:40,600 [birds chirping] 640 00:34:40,774 --> 00:34:42,428 [rock music] 641 00:34:43,603 --> 00:34:45,822 [crowd clapping and cheering] 642 00:34:45,996 --> 00:34:46,822 [man] Praise the Lord. 643 00:34:50,130 --> 00:34:52,568 -Yeah. -Feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat. 644 00:34:52,742 --> 00:34:53,612 [shouts] Woo! 645 00:34:54,527 --> 00:34:54,962 Cujo! 646 00:34:56,790 --> 00:35:01,055 [crowd shouting] Cujo! Cujo! Cujo! Cujo! Cujo! Cujo! 647 00:35:01,229 --> 00:35:03,840 Music is the highest art form of them all. 648 00:35:04,014 --> 00:35:05,451 And it comes right from heaven. 649 00:35:06,408 --> 00:35:07,192 You hear me? 650 00:35:10,282 --> 00:35:12,110 ♪ I see you there you standing there ♪ 651 00:35:12,284 --> 00:35:14,851 ♪ You don't belong to me we're going up there to Heaven ♪ 652 00:35:18,986 --> 00:35:20,727 Oh, dear. Oh, dear! 653 00:35:20,901 --> 00:35:23,425 [birds chirping] 654 00:35:25,993 --> 00:35:27,429 [loud snoring] 655 00:35:27,603 --> 00:35:28,865 [soft mumbling] 656 00:35:29,039 --> 00:35:31,041 -[thudding] -Disciples, wake up! 657 00:35:31,216 --> 00:35:32,304 We're late for the God Games! 658 00:35:32,956 --> 00:35:35,220 We have overslept. 659 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:38,658 Gordo, Ian, Greg! 660 00:35:38,832 --> 00:35:40,094 -Mo. Mo, are you awake? -Mo! 661 00:35:41,617 --> 00:35:44,272 This can still be the day that the Lord has made. 662 00:35:44,446 --> 00:35:49,495 ♪ Oh, la, la, la oh, la, la, la, la, I love you ♪ 663 00:35:49,669 --> 00:35:51,149 [crowd cheering and clapping] 664 00:35:52,759 --> 00:35:53,977 Come on, get with it, guys, get with it. 665 00:35:55,065 --> 00:35:58,417 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 666 00:35:58,591 --> 00:35:59,983 [Bradley] Come on! We're almost there! 667 00:36:00,941 --> 00:36:03,465 Okay, the reason we're here, 668 00:36:03,639 --> 00:36:06,294 this is the beginning of a brand new part of your life. 669 00:36:07,774 --> 00:36:09,906 And the people who soar the highest, 670 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,082 we'll be the championships, 671 00:36:12,257 --> 00:36:13,606 because we're learning how to be the truth of ourselves. 672 00:36:15,216 --> 00:36:17,958 We're learning the truth of ourselves here, kids. 673 00:36:18,132 --> 00:36:20,482 -Come on! -On that note, ready? 674 00:36:20,656 --> 00:36:23,311 -[crowd cheering and clapping] -Yeah! 675 00:36:27,489 --> 00:36:30,362 Let the God Games begin! 676 00:36:33,495 --> 00:36:34,540 Oh, praise the Lord! 677 00:36:36,324 --> 00:36:38,065 -[high-pitched whistles] -[sharp thud] 678 00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:39,849 -[fire whooshing] -[yells] 679 00:36:42,722 --> 00:36:44,071 [crowd laughing] 680 00:36:44,245 --> 00:36:47,074 [sharp yells] 681 00:36:49,598 --> 00:36:51,992 ♪ Let the God Games begin! ♪ 682 00:36:56,301 --> 00:36:58,564 -[high pitch whistling] -[Counselor Matthew] Attention, campers. 683 00:37:00,174 --> 00:37:03,090 Today is Camp Manna's greatest tradition. 684 00:37:04,309 --> 00:37:05,353 You all know what's at stake. 685 00:37:07,050 --> 00:37:09,705 Compete your way to the top three cabins 686 00:37:09,879 --> 00:37:11,881 and you will punch a ticket to the Leap of Faith. 687 00:37:12,926 --> 00:37:14,232 Compete like men today, 688 00:37:15,755 --> 00:37:18,192 because the Lord Jesus is watching... 689 00:37:19,715 --> 00:37:20,412 ...and so am I. 690 00:37:22,675 --> 00:37:24,416 [man] Keep your head up and move fast, all right? 691 00:37:25,025 --> 00:37:27,114 [unintelligible] 692 00:37:28,637 --> 00:37:29,334 Yeah, man, let's do this. 693 00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:31,901 [sighs] 694 00:37:33,512 --> 00:37:34,904 [Counselor Matthew] The mud race begins 695 00:37:35,078 --> 00:37:37,690 in three, two, one. 696 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:39,605 [gunshot fires] 697 00:37:39,779 --> 00:37:41,737 [dramatic music] 698 00:37:41,911 --> 00:37:43,609 [crowd cheering] 699 00:37:46,438 --> 00:37:47,961 -Come on! -[Gordo] Throw off the plan, let's win! 700 00:37:48,135 --> 00:37:49,267 Lean on, let's go! 701 00:37:49,919 --> 00:37:50,833 Come on! 702 00:37:51,834 --> 00:37:53,227 Yeah, let's go! 703 00:37:54,228 --> 00:37:55,229 Come on, yeah! 704 00:37:57,013 --> 00:37:58,406 Go, come on! 705 00:37:59,015 --> 00:37:59,886 [sharp whistle] 706 00:38:00,060 --> 00:38:02,454 [crowd cheering] 707 00:38:02,628 --> 00:38:04,673 [Matthew] And the Righteous Regiment take the first game. 708 00:38:06,327 --> 00:38:08,068 So, one game on the books 709 00:38:08,242 --> 00:38:09,417 and it's pretty much like last year. 710 00:38:10,897 --> 00:38:11,724 Regimen on the top, 711 00:38:12,942 --> 00:38:13,943 and the Privates on the bottom. 712 00:38:17,033 --> 00:38:18,992 [lively music] 713 00:38:19,166 --> 00:38:21,168 [birds chirping] 714 00:38:22,691 --> 00:38:25,477 The key to Jesus golf is patience. 715 00:38:28,610 --> 00:38:29,394 [soft thud] 716 00:38:32,266 --> 00:38:32,658 [whispers] Did you see that, Ian? 717 00:38:34,486 --> 00:38:38,533 In a much aligned way, God love's a real hole in one 718 00:38:38,707 --> 00:38:39,795 for our own lives. 719 00:38:39,969 --> 00:38:41,014 [Todd] Four! 720 00:38:41,188 --> 00:38:41,928 [sharp thuds] 721 00:38:43,190 --> 00:38:44,974 Who the H did that? 722 00:38:45,148 --> 00:38:46,846 Sorry, bro, stray ball. 723 00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:49,414 Stray ball? I'll show you a stray ball. 724 00:38:49,588 --> 00:38:50,545 -Hole in one. -Turn the other cheek. 725 00:38:52,155 --> 00:38:53,940 Would you talk like that if Jesus were here right now? 726 00:38:55,507 --> 00:38:58,074 ♪ Because the fruit of the spirit ♪ 727 00:38:58,248 --> 00:38:59,337 ♪ Is love, joy, peace ♪ 728 00:39:00,947 --> 00:39:03,123 ♪ Patience kindness and good... ♪ 729 00:39:03,297 --> 00:39:03,950 -[sharp thuds] -[gasps] 730 00:39:04,124 --> 00:39:05,995 [loud laughs] 731 00:39:06,169 --> 00:39:06,866 [shouts] 732 00:39:11,305 --> 00:39:12,828 [dramatic music] 733 00:39:13,002 --> 00:39:14,352 -[sharp thuds] -[glass tinkling] 734 00:39:14,526 --> 00:39:15,744 -Oh, my cornea! -[Bradley] William! 735 00:39:15,918 --> 00:39:17,790 [loud laughs] 736 00:39:19,618 --> 00:39:23,012 [unintelligible] 737 00:39:23,186 --> 00:39:24,797 ...ancient of days 738 00:39:24,971 --> 00:39:27,277 and after healing our brother William, 739 00:39:27,452 --> 00:39:28,017 h-- he will restore his sight. 740 00:39:30,150 --> 00:39:32,021 [Counselor Matthew] Pick those heads up, there's still time 741 00:39:32,195 --> 00:39:32,979 to climb the leaderboard. 742 00:39:33,153 --> 00:39:35,024 [lively music] 743 00:39:41,204 --> 00:39:42,380 Todd, that is really good. 744 00:39:43,119 --> 00:39:44,077 [sharp thuds] 745 00:39:44,251 --> 00:39:46,601 [lively tinkling music] 746 00:39:46,775 --> 00:39:48,603 [Counselor Matthew] The Privates are looking pretty pathetic. 747 00:39:49,778 --> 00:39:52,172 But they do have an ace in the hole 748 00:39:52,346 --> 00:39:53,869 for this next competition. 749 00:39:54,043 --> 00:39:55,610 [light dramatic music] 750 00:39:55,784 --> 00:39:57,264 You gotta stretch that stomach out. 751 00:39:57,438 --> 00:39:59,266 Jesus fed the 5,000. 752 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,354 I need you to eat for the 5,000. 753 00:40:01,877 --> 00:40:03,923 Hope you like math class, because it's time for some pie. 754 00:40:04,097 --> 00:40:05,968 Assume the position. 755 00:40:06,142 --> 00:40:08,231 [music increases] 756 00:40:12,366 --> 00:40:13,367 [shotgun fires] 757 00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:19,939 All right. [moans] 758 00:40:21,288 --> 00:40:22,202 Home cooking, right, guys? 759 00:40:22,376 --> 00:40:24,073 [soft moans] 760 00:40:28,034 --> 00:40:29,644 [Gordo moans] 761 00:40:33,039 --> 00:40:35,868 [loud gurgles] 762 00:40:36,042 --> 00:40:36,956 You good? 763 00:40:40,133 --> 00:40:41,613 [burps and sighs] 764 00:40:42,396 --> 00:40:43,310 Bradley. 765 00:40:50,404 --> 00:40:52,188 [loud burp] 766 00:40:52,362 --> 00:40:54,626 -[soft moans] -[loud gurgles] 767 00:40:56,410 --> 00:40:58,978 [retching] 768 00:41:00,109 --> 00:41:01,850 [loudly puking] 769 00:41:04,723 --> 00:41:06,333 Don't you dare. Don't you dare puke, Jerry. 770 00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:07,377 [retches] 771 00:41:07,552 --> 00:41:08,814 [loudly puking continues] 772 00:41:08,988 --> 00:41:10,206 All good. 773 00:41:10,380 --> 00:41:11,207 -I need this. -[softly sighs] 774 00:41:11,381 --> 00:41:12,034 I need this from you. 775 00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:14,210 [softly retches] 776 00:41:15,342 --> 00:41:17,344 [softly pants] 777 00:41:19,215 --> 00:41:21,174 [lively music] 778 00:41:21,348 --> 00:41:22,480 [loud thuds] 779 00:41:23,742 --> 00:41:24,438 Gordo! 780 00:41:25,352 --> 00:41:26,222 No! 781 00:41:30,444 --> 00:41:32,664 [retches] 782 00:41:32,838 --> 00:41:35,014 [Counselor Matthew] We still have one more event 783 00:41:35,188 --> 00:41:36,581 to get some momentum for tomorrow. 784 00:41:37,886 --> 00:41:38,496 Fishers of men. 785 00:41:40,019 --> 00:41:42,369 Toss your life preserver to your cabin mate 786 00:41:42,543 --> 00:41:44,414 and fish him in 12 times. 787 00:41:44,589 --> 00:41:46,852 That's one for each disciple. 788 00:41:47,026 --> 00:41:48,810 -[melancholic music] -[shouts echoing] 789 00:41:48,984 --> 00:41:52,031 [Counselor Matthew] Three, two, one. 790 00:41:52,205 --> 00:41:52,597 [shotgun fires] 791 00:41:53,293 --> 00:41:54,860 Let's go, let's go! 792 00:41:55,034 --> 00:41:55,730 [tense music] 793 00:41:57,036 --> 00:41:58,428 -Let's do this, bro. Let's go. -[Greg] Okay. 794 00:41:58,603 --> 00:41:59,386 Help me, Ian! 795 00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:05,784 I got it, Ian! 796 00:42:05,958 --> 00:42:07,612 Pull it, pull-- pull! I got it! 797 00:42:09,048 --> 00:42:10,179 [rope creaks] 798 00:42:10,353 --> 00:42:11,050 [music increases] 799 00:42:11,224 --> 00:42:12,965 [sharp thud] 800 00:42:14,401 --> 00:42:16,055 [melancholic music] 801 00:42:16,229 --> 00:42:17,622 [bird chirping] 802 00:42:20,799 --> 00:42:21,408 Hey, Mom. 803 00:42:22,191 --> 00:42:23,366 [muffled shouts] 804 00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:27,327 -I'm ready, Dad. -[muffled shouts] 805 00:42:28,807 --> 00:42:30,069 [loud splashes] 806 00:42:33,289 --> 00:42:36,075 [yells] 807 00:42:36,249 --> 00:42:38,207 Ian! Ian, what's the problem? 808 00:42:38,381 --> 00:42:39,774 -I can't swim! -What? 809 00:42:39,948 --> 00:42:42,734 -[coughs] -You can't? God! You-- okay. 810 00:42:42,908 --> 00:42:44,779 Ian, calm down, I'm-- I'll be your Hasselhoff, okay? 811 00:42:45,301 --> 00:42:46,781 [dramatic music] 812 00:42:48,261 --> 00:42:50,916 [man] Through God, all things are possible, I mean-- 813 00:42:51,090 --> 00:42:52,352 Ian, where are you going? 814 00:42:53,396 --> 00:42:56,095 [cheerful music] 815 00:43:00,882 --> 00:43:02,667 [unintelligible chatter] 816 00:43:15,331 --> 00:43:17,333 [birds chirping] 817 00:43:22,034 --> 00:43:22,991 Hey, Ian. 818 00:43:24,471 --> 00:43:25,341 Where have you been? 819 00:43:27,517 --> 00:43:27,996 No worries. It doesn't matter. 820 00:43:29,737 --> 00:43:31,565 I guess we'll just have to trust God now more than ever. 821 00:43:33,654 --> 00:43:34,786 I hate to burst your bubble Bradley, 822 00:43:35,482 --> 00:43:36,265 but I've been dead once. 823 00:43:37,484 --> 00:43:38,920 There's nothing but darkness. 824 00:43:39,094 --> 00:43:40,705 [dramatic music] 825 00:43:45,057 --> 00:43:46,319 Oh, dear. 826 00:43:46,493 --> 00:43:47,276 [door slams] 827 00:43:50,236 --> 00:43:51,629 Oh, dear. 828 00:43:52,586 --> 00:43:54,806 [light banjo music] 829 00:43:56,068 --> 00:43:57,417 [birds chirping] 830 00:43:57,591 --> 00:43:58,636 [fire whooshing] 831 00:44:03,553 --> 00:44:05,338 [Gordo] Do you think the first thing Clayton does when he gets home 832 00:44:05,512 --> 00:44:08,167 is tell his mom how awesome he is at God Games? 833 00:44:08,341 --> 00:44:09,690 [William] Well, she is his only friend outside of camp. 834 00:44:11,083 --> 00:44:12,737 Yeah, but we could learn a thing or two from him. 835 00:44:15,914 --> 00:44:17,480 I don't know how to explain this to you, Ian, 836 00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:19,439 but the dude is a bad person. 837 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,486 Evidenced by the fact that he comes back 838 00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:24,836 to this dump year after year to be a counselor. 839 00:44:25,619 --> 00:44:28,056 [banjo music continues] 840 00:44:30,537 --> 00:44:31,625 Not-- not you, Bradley. 841 00:44:32,321 --> 00:44:33,409 You're not like him. 842 00:44:34,497 --> 00:44:35,760 Being a counselor is cool. 843 00:44:42,636 --> 00:44:43,593 You're right. 844 00:44:43,768 --> 00:44:45,378 [light dramatic music] 845 00:44:45,552 --> 00:44:46,422 I'm not like him. 846 00:44:48,076 --> 00:44:50,122 I don't have his chiseled face, 847 00:44:51,297 --> 00:44:52,211 have his alarming charisma. 848 00:44:53,778 --> 00:44:55,388 I give my best for the glory of the Lord 849 00:44:55,562 --> 00:44:57,390 and yet everyone's like, "Oh, Clayton! 850 00:44:57,564 --> 00:44:59,000 You're the coolest ever. 851 00:44:59,174 --> 00:45:01,046 Hey, I wanna be in your cabin 852 00:45:01,220 --> 00:45:03,222 because you always win... [shouts] the God Games!" 853 00:45:05,006 --> 00:45:06,442 [deeply exhales] 854 00:45:06,616 --> 00:45:08,183 And why do they always win the God Games? 855 00:45:08,357 --> 00:45:11,491 I say... it-- it's a mental thing. 856 00:45:11,665 --> 00:45:12,927 It's like a state of mind. 857 00:45:13,101 --> 00:45:15,016 They think they're going to win 858 00:45:15,190 --> 00:45:16,539 and therefore, they do. 859 00:45:19,281 --> 00:45:20,369 Nope. 860 00:45:20,543 --> 00:45:20,935 Just think about it, guys. 861 00:45:22,763 --> 00:45:25,374 He strategizes, he get his guys to work harder than anyone else. 862 00:45:25,548 --> 00:45:27,376 And let's face it, he's pretty freaking good at it. 863 00:45:28,682 --> 00:45:33,208 So, that makes us underdogs. 864 00:45:33,382 --> 00:45:34,906 What do we know about underdogs? 865 00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,517 That they can win, but they-- they probably won't-- 866 00:45:37,691 --> 00:45:39,214 [Gordo] That's wrong. What? 867 00:45:41,695 --> 00:45:45,438 It means that we might not have a chance of winning this thing, 868 00:45:45,612 --> 00:45:47,701 but we can show everyone 869 00:45:47,875 --> 00:45:50,617 the Passover Privates aren't going down without a fight. 870 00:45:51,792 --> 00:45:52,967 Gird your loins, gentlemen. 871 00:45:54,403 --> 00:45:56,101 It's time to fight fire with fire. 872 00:45:56,275 --> 00:45:57,755 [rock music] 873 00:46:00,801 --> 00:46:03,325 Isaiah 40. "He gives strength to the weary... 874 00:46:03,499 --> 00:46:05,023 -[sharp thud] -...and increases the power of the week. 875 00:46:05,197 --> 00:46:08,287 Even youths grow tired, stumble, and fall, 876 00:46:08,461 --> 00:46:09,767 but those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. 877 00:46:09,941 --> 00:46:11,551 They will soar on wings like eagles, 878 00:46:11,725 --> 00:46:12,204 they will run and not grow weary, 879 00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:16,208 they will walk and not be faint." 880 00:46:17,557 --> 00:46:18,732 That ought to do it. 881 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:22,692 [water gently lapping] 882 00:46:22,867 --> 00:46:25,652 -[soft buzzing] -V-journal entry, day two. 883 00:46:25,826 --> 00:46:27,001 So, yesterday... 884 00:46:28,437 --> 00:46:28,873 ...yesterday was a pretty good day. 885 00:46:30,483 --> 00:46:32,485 Found out about this Leap of Faith thing, 886 00:46:32,659 --> 00:46:33,834 which seems pretty cool. 887 00:46:35,444 --> 00:46:38,360 Gotta, like, launch-- gotta, like, launch the guy. 888 00:46:38,534 --> 00:46:40,188 That's why I need to get Ian into the Regiment. 889 00:46:41,624 --> 00:46:43,148 I could launch the heck out of him. 890 00:46:43,322 --> 00:46:45,280 I need a guy that small on my team. 891 00:46:45,454 --> 00:46:47,282 And then I'll get that scholarship, 892 00:46:47,456 --> 00:46:49,284 and finally get out of my mom's basement. 893 00:46:49,458 --> 00:46:52,897 And maybe get a friend or two outside of camp. 894 00:46:54,550 --> 00:46:55,508 'Cause that's a big goal of mine. 895 00:46:55,682 --> 00:46:58,076 [soft buzzing] 896 00:46:58,250 --> 00:46:59,904 [rock music] 897 00:47:02,863 --> 00:47:03,908 [Counselor Matthew] Sons of Zion. 898 00:47:04,647 --> 00:47:06,040 Shout for joy. 899 00:47:07,172 --> 00:47:09,087 Today is the last chance to secure a spot 900 00:47:09,261 --> 00:47:10,610 in tomorrow morning Leaps of Faith. 901 00:47:10,784 --> 00:47:12,481 Who will climb the leaderboard 902 00:47:12,655 --> 00:47:14,353 and take that coveted third and final spot. 903 00:47:15,223 --> 00:47:16,746 [intense music] 904 00:47:16,921 --> 00:47:18,574 [engines rumbling] 905 00:47:23,405 --> 00:47:27,888 First step this morning, the Ben Hur Chariot Race. 906 00:47:28,062 --> 00:47:31,326 Make one big loop around and be the first to cross the finish line. 907 00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:33,763 [engines rumbling] 908 00:47:33,938 --> 00:47:37,767 The race begins in three, two, one. 909 00:47:37,942 --> 00:47:39,639 -[shotgun fires] -[crowd cheering] 910 00:47:43,556 --> 00:47:44,383 Here we go! 911 00:47:45,253 --> 00:47:46,167 Camp Manna! 912 00:47:46,341 --> 00:47:47,603 [unintelligible] 913 00:47:49,170 --> 00:47:51,912 Go! Go, we can pass them. 914 00:47:52,086 --> 00:47:55,046 [Counselor Matthew] And just like that, the Regiment are out to an early lead. 915 00:47:58,571 --> 00:48:00,268 I'm gonna give it some gas, William. 916 00:48:00,442 --> 00:48:02,183 Yeah, that's it! 917 00:48:04,533 --> 00:48:06,013 -Get that, Regiment! -Come on! 918 00:48:07,710 --> 00:48:09,669 -Alright, we're directly ahead of them. -Keep going. 919 00:48:09,843 --> 00:48:11,497 Hold on tight, William! 920 00:48:15,283 --> 00:48:17,068 -[Willian shouts] -They're gaining on us. 921 00:48:18,330 --> 00:48:20,245 Keep going, I can see the finish line. 922 00:48:20,419 --> 00:48:22,029 [engines rumbling] 923 00:48:26,425 --> 00:48:28,470 -Yeah! -Yes! 924 00:48:28,644 --> 00:48:30,124 Woo! 925 00:48:31,691 --> 00:48:33,127 There's a storm coming. 926 00:48:33,649 --> 00:48:35,695 [birds chirping] 927 00:48:35,869 --> 00:48:37,784 [lively music] 928 00:48:39,655 --> 00:48:42,093 [soft rattling] 929 00:48:46,445 --> 00:48:47,272 J-9. 930 00:48:48,316 --> 00:48:50,188 Yes, I got them! 931 00:48:50,362 --> 00:48:50,797 Yeah! 932 00:48:54,366 --> 00:48:55,889 Do a little less, Todd. 933 00:48:56,063 --> 00:48:57,543 -[high-pitch tinkling] -But good stuff. 934 00:48:57,717 --> 00:48:59,588 [soft rattling] 935 00:48:59,762 --> 00:49:02,156 Next, S-40. 936 00:49:03,679 --> 00:49:04,854 [soft tap] 937 00:49:05,420 --> 00:49:06,595 Jesus, bingo. 938 00:49:09,642 --> 00:49:10,773 Jesus, bingo. 939 00:49:12,775 --> 00:49:13,211 Hey! 940 00:49:14,908 --> 00:49:16,736 [Counselor Matthew] Well, the Privates are looking 941 00:49:16,910 --> 00:49:17,476 hard to beat today. 942 00:49:18,868 --> 00:49:21,045 And up next, dodge your way to the promised land. 943 00:49:22,655 --> 00:49:25,136 If you're struggling to locate this event, 944 00:49:25,310 --> 00:49:28,748 simply follow all the campers dressed like Moses. 945 00:49:28,922 --> 00:49:30,880 You actually have a shot today brobeans. 946 00:49:31,055 --> 00:49:33,100 They say the last shall be first, right? 947 00:49:33,274 --> 00:49:34,928 [Counselor Matthew] The race across the promised land 948 00:49:35,102 --> 00:49:37,452 -begins in three, two, one. -[shotgun fires] 949 00:49:37,626 --> 00:49:38,497 -[sharp thud] -[gasps and moans] 950 00:49:39,411 --> 00:49:40,586 Later, broses. 951 00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:42,414 His name was Moses. 952 00:49:42,588 --> 00:49:44,416 [sharp thuds and splashes] 953 00:49:44,590 --> 00:49:46,070 [shouts] Yeah, yeah! 954 00:49:47,462 --> 00:49:48,594 [laughs] 955 00:49:49,725 --> 00:49:51,814 [Cujo] Yeah, woohoo! 956 00:49:51,989 --> 00:49:55,122 Not bad for Jesus. [shouts] 957 00:49:55,731 --> 00:49:57,429 [shouts] 958 00:49:57,603 --> 00:49:58,517 [sharp yells] 959 00:49:59,431 --> 00:50:00,345 Oh! 960 00:50:03,957 --> 00:50:05,872 [shouts] 961 00:50:06,046 --> 00:50:07,787 [muffled gunshots] 962 00:50:07,961 --> 00:50:10,094 [shouts] 963 00:50:15,838 --> 00:50:16,274 Hey, shark bus. 964 00:50:17,710 --> 00:50:19,451 Didn't know this thing was handicap accessible? 965 00:50:20,626 --> 00:50:21,888 No shield, guess you're done. 966 00:50:22,062 --> 00:50:23,324 I got a job for you. 967 00:50:23,977 --> 00:50:25,761 [laughs] 968 00:50:25,935 --> 00:50:27,024 Whoa, what-- what are you doing? Oh my. 969 00:50:28,634 --> 00:50:29,678 -[grunts] -[yells] Stop it! 970 00:50:29,852 --> 00:50:31,811 Stop it, man! Oh my! 971 00:50:31,985 --> 00:50:33,508 -You're a psycho, man! -[laughs] 972 00:50:33,682 --> 00:50:35,467 [cheerful music] 973 00:50:37,556 --> 00:50:39,688 [shouts] 974 00:50:44,345 --> 00:50:44,911 Woo! Thank you. 975 00:50:46,913 --> 00:50:48,567 [Counselor Matthew] Don't look now, but the Passover Privates 976 00:50:48,741 --> 00:50:49,133 are on the moon. 977 00:50:50,090 --> 00:50:51,483 And we still have one more event 978 00:50:51,657 --> 00:50:53,354 to determine who moves on 979 00:50:53,528 --> 00:50:54,703 to tomorrow's Leap of Faith. 980 00:50:54,877 --> 00:50:56,096 [cheerful music] 981 00:50:57,619 --> 00:51:00,709 Okay. My dearest brother, you need to go down to the lake, 982 00:51:00,883 --> 00:51:04,713 get five stones and add them to the pile on the stump, okay? 983 00:51:04,887 --> 00:51:07,760 And you're going-- you're going to shoot them at the Goliath, 984 00:51:07,934 --> 00:51:09,370 but do not-- you see Jerry over there? 985 00:51:09,544 --> 00:51:11,155 Do not let him get a shot in. 986 00:51:11,329 --> 00:51:13,853 You do not want him shooting at it, okay? Just-- 987 00:51:18,814 --> 00:51:20,294 -Yeah, that definitely translated. -Oh my. 988 00:51:21,904 --> 00:51:23,428 -Go, Mo! -You can do it, Mo! 989 00:51:23,602 --> 00:51:25,169 Aim-- aim low, Mo! 990 00:51:25,343 --> 00:51:27,345 I really wish I could speak African. 991 00:51:27,519 --> 00:51:29,086 [tense music] 992 00:51:34,830 --> 00:51:36,571 [soft lapping] 993 00:51:36,745 --> 00:51:37,746 [birds chirping] 994 00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:39,835 [soft splashes] 995 00:52:09,082 --> 00:52:11,432 [music continues] 996 00:52:15,523 --> 00:52:16,655 [soft clicks] 997 00:52:21,094 --> 00:52:22,356 [sharp tearing] 998 00:52:24,793 --> 00:52:27,231 [music increases] 999 00:52:28,101 --> 00:52:30,756 [loud whooshes] 1000 00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:34,890 -Go, Mo! -You can do it, Mo! 1001 00:52:35,978 --> 00:52:37,023 Go, Mo! 1002 00:52:39,417 --> 00:52:41,027 [loud cracks] 1003 00:52:44,073 --> 00:52:45,988 -[Gordo] Yeah! -Yes! 1004 00:52:46,163 --> 00:52:47,555 Yes, Mo! Yes! 1005 00:52:48,556 --> 00:52:49,688 [Greg] You did it, Mo! 1006 00:52:49,862 --> 00:52:51,820 I am so glad we adopted you. 1007 00:52:51,994 --> 00:52:53,474 Yes! [laughs] 1008 00:52:53,648 --> 00:52:56,260 [cheerful music] 1009 00:52:57,739 --> 00:52:59,741 -Stupid! -[Counselor Matthew] And the results are in. 1010 00:52:59,915 --> 00:53:02,744 In first place, we have the Religious Right Rank. 1011 00:53:02,918 --> 00:53:05,094 Taking a surprise and the slip to second 1012 00:53:05,269 --> 00:53:06,835 is the Righteous Regiment. 1013 00:53:07,009 --> 00:53:08,402 And taking the final Leap of Faith spot, 1014 00:53:08,576 --> 00:53:10,796 we have the Passover Privates. 1015 00:53:10,970 --> 00:53:13,059 Not sure what kind of steroids you pumped last night... 1016 00:53:15,061 --> 00:53:16,454 ...but congratulations. 1017 00:53:16,628 --> 00:53:17,977 [loud cheering and laughing] 1018 00:53:18,151 --> 00:53:20,066 [intense music] 1019 00:53:21,023 --> 00:53:22,155 [Bradley pants] 1020 00:53:26,594 --> 00:53:27,552 [whispers] Thank you. 1021 00:53:30,772 --> 00:53:32,557 [TV static] 1022 00:53:32,731 --> 00:53:33,122 [sighs] 1023 00:53:34,254 --> 00:53:35,212 Alright, impromptu journal entry. 1024 00:53:37,083 --> 00:53:39,781 There's something I have to do that I need forgiveness for. 1025 00:53:39,955 --> 00:53:42,741 So, forgive me for what's necessary, 1026 00:53:42,915 --> 00:53:45,874 but you know I can reach way more lives 1027 00:53:46,048 --> 00:53:47,963 with that scholarship than any other counselor here. 1028 00:53:49,095 --> 00:53:49,922 Just saying. 1029 00:53:50,096 --> 00:53:51,750 [birds chirping] 1030 00:53:51,924 --> 00:53:52,577 Grace and peace. 1031 00:53:53,839 --> 00:53:54,970 Clayton out. 1032 00:53:55,144 --> 00:53:56,450 -[soft thuds] -[TV static] 1033 00:53:58,104 --> 00:54:01,020 Privates, I am so proud of you. 1034 00:54:01,194 --> 00:54:02,935 It's-- it's like a Christmas miracle, you know, 1035 00:54:03,109 --> 00:54:04,719 with-- without the birth of a savior. 1036 00:54:04,893 --> 00:54:06,286 But still it's a miracle. 1037 00:54:06,460 --> 00:54:08,506 Perhaps this sudden change of fortune 1038 00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:12,031 has something to do with a certain person's leadership skills? 1039 00:54:15,513 --> 00:54:18,124 Okay. You're right. But, uh, I'd like to take this precious moment, 1040 00:54:18,298 --> 00:54:19,604 if I might, to nominate Ian 1041 00:54:21,519 --> 00:54:24,261 -as our Leap of Faith participant. -[loud cheers] 1042 00:54:26,175 --> 00:54:27,046 We're gonna shoot you into the sky. 1043 00:54:28,874 --> 00:54:30,745 No, I think Mo should do it, it's more about agility 1044 00:54:30,919 --> 00:54:32,834 -than size anyways. -[William] Agility? 1045 00:54:33,008 --> 00:54:34,271 What are you talking about? It's a weight ratio thing. 1046 00:54:34,445 --> 00:54:36,142 His people know all about physics. 1047 00:54:36,316 --> 00:54:37,448 I will accept that stereotype, yes. 1048 00:54:38,231 --> 00:54:39,319 -Ian. -[scoffs] 1049 00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:42,279 Now, I would never force you 1050 00:54:42,453 --> 00:54:44,629 to do anything you didn't want to, okay? 1051 00:54:46,326 --> 00:54:48,502 But if you don't do this right now, 1052 00:54:49,721 --> 00:54:51,331 I will be very disappointed in you. 1053 00:54:52,767 --> 00:54:55,030 In fact, that reminds me of, uh, Devotions. 1054 00:54:55,204 --> 00:54:57,206 The other night, I was reading about God's disappointment in Jonah 1055 00:54:57,381 --> 00:54:59,252 when he refused to go to Nineveh. 1056 00:54:59,426 --> 00:55:00,862 And, oh, my boy, let me tell you, 1057 00:55:01,036 --> 00:55:03,125 it's a whale of a tale! 1058 00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:04,736 [loud buzzing and rattling] 1059 00:55:04,910 --> 00:55:06,868 You don't want to be doing anything 1060 00:55:07,042 --> 00:55:09,523 that would stop the Lords will-- 1061 00:55:09,697 --> 00:55:11,308 [Bradley] ...become the laughing stock of all my people. 1062 00:55:13,266 --> 00:55:17,314 Every year, I get put with the most unathletic bunch of losers. 1063 00:55:17,488 --> 00:55:19,316 I don't have any idea what I'm doing. 1064 00:55:19,490 --> 00:55:22,057 You know who does? Clayton. He knows everything. 1065 00:55:22,231 --> 00:55:23,798 The answers aren't in here. 1066 00:55:23,972 --> 00:55:25,844 Can you hear me? Hello? 1067 00:55:26,018 --> 00:55:28,455 There is no God! [mockingly laughs] 1068 00:55:31,458 --> 00:55:34,548 And don't get me started about Cujo, the whack job. 1069 00:55:34,722 --> 00:55:37,029 He did do all that shooting and pillaging, he's... 1070 00:55:37,203 --> 00:55:38,552 [Cujo] Bradley Sommers. Report to my office. 1071 00:55:40,119 --> 00:55:42,687 ...I think that he's gonna be the first in line 1072 00:55:42,861 --> 00:55:44,689 when it comes to the River Styx 1073 00:55:44,863 --> 00:55:46,865 and getting in the boat and riding to Hades. 1074 00:55:48,736 --> 00:55:50,042 Praying for you, brother. 1075 00:55:50,216 --> 00:55:51,696 -[tense music] -[mockingly laugh] 1076 00:55:57,354 --> 00:55:58,877 [Cujo] What was that? 1077 00:55:59,051 --> 00:56:00,226 Your doubts about faith 1078 00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:01,662 broadcast for the camp to see? 1079 00:56:02,663 --> 00:56:04,273 We keep those private. 1080 00:56:04,448 --> 00:56:06,319 Sir, it's-- it's not what it looks like, I-- 1081 00:56:06,493 --> 00:56:08,669 No! What it looks like is you brought 1082 00:56:08,843 --> 00:56:09,801 a whole lot of shame over this camp. 1083 00:56:11,455 --> 00:56:15,110 Over yourself and over your personal savior. 1084 00:56:15,284 --> 00:56:16,677 That's what it looks like. 1085 00:56:16,851 --> 00:56:18,766 I told you to come to me if you needed advice. 1086 00:56:20,289 --> 00:56:22,379 What are you gonna do about all this? 1087 00:56:22,553 --> 00:56:26,078 Go back there and try to be a leader, or tuck tail and run? 1088 00:56:26,252 --> 00:56:28,254 [dramatic music] 1089 00:56:28,428 --> 00:56:30,561 [Gordo] All right. What's going on here, Ian? 1090 00:56:31,823 --> 00:56:33,912 If that's even your real name. 1091 00:56:34,086 --> 00:56:37,306 I don't know. Bradley is not who he says he is, I guess. 1092 00:56:37,481 --> 00:56:39,918 Say something. Huh? You think I'm stupid? 1093 00:56:40,092 --> 00:56:41,136 Okay, I knew about the video. 1094 00:56:44,096 --> 00:56:46,533 Ian, I thought that-- I kind of thought we were friends. 1095 00:56:47,142 --> 00:56:48,361 Friends? 1096 00:56:49,797 --> 00:56:51,364 We are not friends. 1097 00:56:51,538 --> 00:56:53,627 I wanted nothing to do with any of you. 1098 00:56:53,801 --> 00:56:55,542 The only reason I'm in this cabin 1099 00:56:55,716 --> 00:56:57,501 is because for the past year my luck's been total crap. 1100 00:56:59,024 --> 00:57:00,286 And I didn't tell you about that video 1101 00:57:00,460 --> 00:57:02,157 because Clayton told me not to. 1102 00:57:02,331 --> 00:57:02,723 And I'm glad I didn't. 1103 00:57:04,159 --> 00:57:06,161 Because I didn't move 2,000 miles 1104 00:57:06,335 --> 00:57:07,989 to be friends with a bunch of losers like you. 1105 00:57:13,299 --> 00:57:14,169 [soft thuds] 1106 00:57:19,392 --> 00:57:21,046 Oh, no, no, no. 1107 00:57:23,178 --> 00:57:24,397 We're not done yet. 1108 00:57:26,834 --> 00:57:29,794 [men clapping and cheering] 1109 00:57:29,968 --> 00:57:31,491 [Counselor Matthew] Yeah. Oh, man, wow! 1110 00:57:32,884 --> 00:57:36,017 Well, up next we have the Righteous Regiment 1111 00:57:36,191 --> 00:57:38,977 with Pumping Iron for Jesus. Come on. 1112 00:57:39,151 --> 00:57:41,588 [soft rattling] 1113 00:57:46,114 --> 00:57:49,335 Hey, brobeans, how long are you going to be on the bench? 1114 00:57:49,509 --> 00:57:50,292 Oh, hey, I didn't see you there. 1115 00:57:52,425 --> 00:57:55,341 You know, usually I do core for about 30 to 45 minutes to an hour, 1116 00:57:55,515 --> 00:57:57,996 but today I'll let you have it, 1117 00:57:58,170 --> 00:57:59,214 to echo the love of Christ. 1118 00:58:00,172 --> 00:58:01,216 The love of Christ? 1119 00:58:02,087 --> 00:58:02,479 What's that? 1120 00:58:03,305 --> 00:58:05,438 Come, lift, 1121 00:58:05,612 --> 00:58:08,354 and I'll tell you all about the wild mystery of grace. 1122 00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:15,448 For God so loved the world 1123 00:58:15,622 --> 00:58:16,667 that he gave his one and only son. 1124 00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:20,584 That whoever believes in him will live forever and ever. 1125 00:58:22,107 --> 00:58:23,064 Amen. 1126 00:58:25,806 --> 00:58:26,938 [sharp thuds] 1127 00:58:28,374 --> 00:58:30,028 [crowd cheering and clapping] 1128 00:58:30,202 --> 00:58:34,423 Amen! Amen, and that is wild grace. 1129 00:58:34,598 --> 00:58:37,818 Yeah... [chuckles] very inspiring. 1130 00:58:37,992 --> 00:58:40,865 Very inspiring. A great reminder that evangelism 1131 00:58:41,039 --> 00:58:42,257 can and should happen everywhere. 1132 00:58:43,476 --> 00:58:44,346 The great commission, brothers. 1133 00:58:44,521 --> 00:58:46,479 [chuckles] Yeah! 1134 00:58:47,436 --> 00:58:50,614 Next up, the Passover Privates. 1135 00:58:53,138 --> 00:58:54,966 [soft rattling] 1136 00:58:56,620 --> 00:58:59,187 Tonight, I bring to you a story, my dearest friends, 1137 00:58:59,361 --> 00:58:59,840 of desolation and betrayal. 1138 00:59:01,712 --> 00:59:05,411 You know it well, as it is actually in the hearts of all believers. 1139 00:59:05,585 --> 00:59:07,718 The setting, the garden of ge-- 1140 00:59:09,546 --> 00:59:11,765 -Gethsemane. -Gethsemane. 1141 00:59:11,939 --> 00:59:15,464 -[rumbling] -And I, Gordo, 1142 00:59:15,639 --> 00:59:17,510 shall play your narrator and personal savior. 1143 00:59:18,903 --> 00:59:21,470 My friends shall play my faithful apostles, 1144 00:59:21,645 --> 00:59:26,519 and behold Judas, from Florida, 1145 00:59:26,693 --> 00:59:30,915 and the chief counsel on their way to arrest the savior of man. 1146 00:59:31,089 --> 00:59:32,743 And Judas betrayed his friend... 1147 00:59:34,266 --> 00:59:35,397 ...with a kiss. 1148 00:59:37,486 --> 00:59:39,097 -[whispers] Kiss me. -[whispers] No. 1149 00:59:39,271 --> 00:59:40,228 [whispers] Kiss me. 1150 00:59:45,059 --> 00:59:45,930 [soft coughs] 1151 00:59:48,149 --> 00:59:49,237 [soft squeak] 1152 00:59:54,460 --> 00:59:58,333 And lo, after the betrayal of our Lord and Savior, 1153 00:59:58,507 --> 01:00:02,250 the council came forward and pantsed him. 1154 01:00:03,251 --> 01:00:05,340 [loud laughs] 1155 01:00:05,514 --> 01:00:07,908 [crowd cheering and clapping] 1156 01:00:16,787 --> 01:00:19,616 And the world kept turning. The end. 1157 01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:23,837 Hey, Gordumb, these stories are supposed to be about redemption. 1158 01:00:25,230 --> 01:00:27,580 Not all stories end with an altar call. 1159 01:00:32,890 --> 01:00:34,761 [soft rattling] 1160 01:00:44,684 --> 01:00:47,644 [chuckling] Okay. Up next, the Biblical Brigade. 1161 01:00:49,297 --> 01:00:51,386 [birds softly chirping] 1162 01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:53,171 [water softly lapping] 1163 01:01:12,538 --> 01:01:13,626 What's going on, son? 1164 01:01:16,237 --> 01:01:17,456 Nothing. 1165 01:01:21,329 --> 01:01:24,202 -Sit, son. Hey... sit down. -[soft tapping] 1166 01:01:31,557 --> 01:01:32,558 You were scared there. 1167 01:01:34,647 --> 01:01:37,563 I know because I can see fear, a lot of people can't. 1168 01:01:38,477 --> 01:01:39,478 But I can. 1169 01:01:40,958 --> 01:01:42,002 Amazing grace, isn't it? 1170 01:01:43,351 --> 01:01:44,396 What's that? 1171 01:01:44,570 --> 01:01:45,527 The other side. 1172 01:01:46,485 --> 01:01:46,877 The spiritual realm, 1173 01:01:48,574 --> 01:01:50,141 where the angels live, the angels play, the angels fly. 1174 01:01:52,534 --> 01:01:55,363 I know you've been there, because you have rainbows on your shoulders 1175 01:01:55,537 --> 01:01:56,625 that I can see. 1176 01:01:57,496 --> 01:01:59,237 Let me ask you this. 1177 01:01:59,411 --> 01:02:01,021 What was it like for you? 1178 01:02:03,154 --> 01:02:03,807 Terrifying. 1179 01:02:07,158 --> 01:02:08,376 My parents' church... 1180 01:02:09,551 --> 01:02:10,814 ...told them I needed baptism. 1181 01:02:13,077 --> 01:02:15,079 And in the river, when I was being held under, 1182 01:02:17,559 --> 01:02:19,474 -we were attacked by alligators. -[laughs] 1183 01:02:20,693 --> 01:02:22,695 Why are you laughing? 1184 01:02:22,869 --> 01:02:25,742 Christians killed my parents and almost killed me. 1185 01:02:25,916 --> 01:02:28,875 Okay, I'm not laughing. I just reacted in a-- 1186 01:02:29,484 --> 01:02:30,572 not a good way. 1187 01:02:31,791 --> 01:02:32,618 Let me tell you something, Ian. 1188 01:02:33,793 --> 01:02:34,228 Your first death is a blessing, 1189 01:02:35,882 --> 01:02:38,319 because it creates a need for you to live in faith. 1190 01:02:38,493 --> 01:02:43,107 Those letters stand for, "Fantastic Adventures In Trusting Him." 1191 01:02:43,281 --> 01:02:45,283 [gentle music] 1192 01:02:46,588 --> 01:02:47,720 And that's why we're here. 1193 01:02:49,591 --> 01:02:52,507 So, what do you need to break free of to see clearly? 1194 01:02:55,380 --> 01:02:57,295 -My fear. -Your fear. 1195 01:02:58,557 --> 01:02:58,992 F-E-A-R. 1196 01:03:00,602 --> 01:03:04,171 That stands for, "False Evidence Appearing Real." 1197 01:03:06,043 --> 01:03:07,566 There's no reason to be afraid. 1198 01:03:07,740 --> 01:03:09,786 People who are in fear create it themselves. 1199 01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:11,788 And where does it get them? Nowhere. 1200 01:03:13,267 --> 01:03:17,184 Lose fear, buddy, dismiss fear. 1201 01:03:18,751 --> 01:03:19,883 It doesn't work. 1202 01:03:21,623 --> 01:03:23,321 It's something you're creating over nothing. 1203 01:03:24,409 --> 01:03:25,497 Dismiss fear. 1204 01:03:25,671 --> 01:03:27,804 [crickets chirping] 1205 01:03:30,894 --> 01:03:33,287 -[high-pitched whistles] -[Cujo] I'm sorry to inform you 1206 01:03:33,461 --> 01:03:34,767 that Bradley is going to leave in the morning. 1207 01:03:36,595 --> 01:03:39,467 Without a leader, I'm going to have to split the Privates up 1208 01:03:39,641 --> 01:03:40,642 into different cabins. 1209 01:03:45,430 --> 01:03:47,954 Ian, what did I tell you? 1210 01:03:48,128 --> 01:03:49,608 I told you I'd get it done, right? 1211 01:03:49,782 --> 01:03:50,565 What's up, brother? 1212 01:03:53,351 --> 01:03:54,918 Welcome, my friend, 1213 01:03:56,223 --> 01:03:57,398 to the Righteous Regiment. 1214 01:03:58,225 --> 01:03:58,922 Let's go. 1215 01:04:00,575 --> 01:04:01,533 [door rattles] 1216 01:04:01,707 --> 01:04:02,490 Cut the chit chat, jumps. 1217 01:04:03,665 --> 01:04:05,145 I got an announcement to make. 1218 01:04:05,319 --> 01:04:06,059 I'd like to welcome the ticket 1219 01:04:07,234 --> 01:04:08,975 to tomorrow's God Games victory... 1220 01:04:10,672 --> 01:04:11,673 [in high-pitched voice] Ian! 1221 01:04:11,848 --> 01:04:13,806 [clapping and cheering] 1222 01:04:13,980 --> 01:04:16,809 [all together] Ian! Ian! Ian! Ian! Ian-- 1223 01:04:16,983 --> 01:04:20,726 Tomorrow morning, I will launch this small, frail, 1224 01:04:20,900 --> 01:04:23,555 stick like, human shaped projectile 1225 01:04:23,729 --> 01:04:25,557 into the atmosphere, 1226 01:04:25,731 --> 01:04:30,127 securing our fifth consecutive God Games victory. 1227 01:04:30,301 --> 01:04:31,345 [loud cheering] 1228 01:04:31,519 --> 01:04:33,521 Let me hear it. Let me hear it. 1229 01:04:33,695 --> 01:04:35,828 [all together] Ian! Ian! Ian! Ian! 1230 01:04:36,002 --> 01:04:38,483 Don't get me wrong, I love me some horseplay. 1231 01:04:38,657 --> 01:04:41,399 Shenanigans are great, you all know I'm big on tomfoolery. 1232 01:04:41,573 --> 01:04:43,096 I need you guys to get some rest. 1233 01:04:43,270 --> 01:04:45,185 Got a big day tomorrow. Woo! Let's do this! 1234 01:04:45,359 --> 01:04:46,752 [unintelligible shouts] 1235 01:04:46,926 --> 01:04:48,841 [man shouts] Yeah, come on! Woo! 1236 01:04:49,015 --> 01:04:50,147 [Counselor Matthew] Dear campers, 1237 01:04:50,321 --> 01:04:51,757 we will only have two cabins 1238 01:04:51,931 --> 01:04:52,976 in this year's Leap of Faith. 1239 01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:56,283 The Religious Right Rank or the Righteous Regiment, 1240 01:04:58,155 --> 01:05:01,071 who will display themselves as the superior Christians 1241 01:05:01,245 --> 01:05:03,203 in this year's winner-take-all finale? 1242 01:05:03,377 --> 01:05:05,205 [engine rumbling] 1243 01:05:05,379 --> 01:05:07,033 [melancholic music] 1244 01:05:13,866 --> 01:05:16,347 [birds chirping] 1245 01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:33,712 What's up brother? Hey, the first one up? 1246 01:05:35,322 --> 01:05:36,106 What if I don't want to join up? 1247 01:05:37,585 --> 01:05:38,543 What do you mean? You're already in. 1248 01:05:38,717 --> 01:05:39,587 God's will is done. 1249 01:05:39,761 --> 01:05:40,197 No, I mean, 1250 01:05:42,068 --> 01:05:44,810 what if I don't want to be a part of the Leap of Faith? 1251 01:05:44,984 --> 01:05:47,726 Oh! Oh, well, then, uh, 1252 01:05:47,900 --> 01:05:50,685 I'll just have to personally ensure that Todd kicks you in the face 1253 01:05:50,859 --> 01:05:52,035 every day for the rest of your life. 1254 01:05:54,124 --> 01:05:55,342 I'm just kidding, man. You'll do great. 1255 01:05:55,516 --> 01:05:56,822 God be the glory, buddy. [chuckles] 1256 01:05:56,996 --> 01:05:57,779 Woohoo! 1257 01:06:01,783 --> 01:06:03,481 [light dramatic music] 1258 01:06:05,048 --> 01:06:07,964 -My name is Billy. -Do you like America? 1259 01:06:08,138 --> 01:06:10,705 -Have you ever seen the Superman? -[unintelligible chatter] 1260 01:06:10,879 --> 01:06:13,404 America as great as you thought it was? 1261 01:06:13,578 --> 01:06:15,406 -Do you like-- -Where in Africa are you from? 1262 01:06:21,412 --> 01:06:23,631 -What the crap are you doing? -I need some time 1263 01:06:23,805 --> 01:06:24,763 -to find Bradley. -How are you planning on doing that, 1264 01:06:24,937 --> 01:06:26,286 using your Everglade voodoo? 1265 01:06:26,460 --> 01:06:27,418 You don't even know where he went. 1266 01:06:27,592 --> 01:06:28,854 I know, I need a miracle. 1267 01:06:29,028 --> 01:06:29,942 Stall as long as you can. 1268 01:06:33,032 --> 01:06:35,861 Can you actually run as fast as we think you can? 1269 01:06:36,035 --> 01:06:37,645 You believe in Jesus, though, right? 1270 01:06:37,819 --> 01:06:39,865 [softly whistling] 1271 01:06:42,824 --> 01:06:45,566 -Do you want my food? -Do you like the water? 1272 01:06:47,394 --> 01:06:48,482 -[loud siren] -[high-pitched hissing] 1273 01:06:48,656 --> 01:06:49,614 [loud shouts] 1274 01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:54,314 Dude, what happened in there? Any idea? 1275 01:06:54,488 --> 01:06:55,228 Where is he? 1276 01:06:56,316 --> 01:06:57,491 Who do you mean, bro? 1277 01:06:57,665 --> 01:06:59,232 The projectile, Todd. 1278 01:07:02,105 --> 01:07:04,498 -[sharp click] -[soft buzzing] 1279 01:07:04,672 --> 01:07:05,064 [sharp click] 1280 01:07:05,891 --> 01:07:06,413 This is Ian Fletcher. 1281 01:07:07,936 --> 01:07:10,417 I'm looking for a tall, lanky camp counselor. 1282 01:07:11,505 --> 01:07:13,594 His name is Bradley. Over. 1283 01:07:13,768 --> 01:07:15,770 [soft buzzing] 1284 01:07:15,944 --> 01:07:17,511 Is anyone listening? Over. 1285 01:07:17,685 --> 01:07:18,512 [soft buzzing] 1286 01:07:18,686 --> 01:07:19,557 [sighs] 1287 01:07:19,731 --> 01:07:21,907 [soft buzzing] 1288 01:07:22,081 --> 01:07:24,040 I'm looking for Bradley Sommers. 1289 01:07:24,214 --> 01:07:26,912 He's a camp counselor at Camp Manna. Over. 1290 01:07:27,086 --> 01:07:29,523 -Why did you pull the lever? -It was a diversion. 1291 01:07:29,697 --> 01:07:30,394 -Yeah? -For what? 1292 01:07:30,568 --> 01:07:31,351 Ian is gonna-- 1293 01:07:31,525 --> 01:07:32,570 [tense music] 1294 01:07:32,744 --> 01:07:34,615 [growls] Dang it! 1295 01:07:34,789 --> 01:07:38,358 No! Who pulled the alarm? You guys, come on! 1296 01:07:38,532 --> 01:07:39,098 There are rules here, guys. 1297 01:07:40,708 --> 01:07:43,755 Cujo said, "Go to the Leap of Faith with no breakfast, 1298 01:07:43,929 --> 01:07:45,409 at the Lake of Galilee." 1299 01:07:46,497 --> 01:07:47,150 Da-- garn it! 1300 01:07:48,542 --> 01:07:50,588 -[sighs] This is a disaster. -That went well. 1301 01:07:50,762 --> 01:07:52,720 [rock music on radio] 1302 01:07:52,894 --> 01:07:54,853 [engine rumbling] 1303 01:07:55,027 --> 01:07:58,552 I don't know, fellas. I made a real spectacle of myself. 1304 01:07:58,726 --> 01:08:00,119 A real spectacle. 1305 01:08:00,293 --> 01:08:00,728 It was bad, I mean, you can't imagine. 1306 01:08:03,079 --> 01:08:07,213 So, I guess it's just time to start thinking about a-- a new career. 1307 01:08:07,387 --> 01:08:10,608 Carpenter, tax collector, fisherman. 1308 01:08:10,782 --> 01:08:12,566 Future is looking bright for Bradley, though. 1309 01:08:12,740 --> 01:08:13,611 We're just going to keep moving. 1310 01:08:14,742 --> 01:08:16,744 [upbeat rock music] 1311 01:08:21,706 --> 01:08:24,839 [vocalizing] 1312 01:08:29,540 --> 01:08:30,410 Yeah. 1313 01:08:34,414 --> 01:08:37,678 Hey! Shit. 1314 01:08:37,852 --> 01:08:40,638 Good. Hey, this-- can I have it-- great band! 1315 01:08:40,812 --> 01:08:42,335 [crowd cheering and clapping] 1316 01:08:42,509 --> 01:08:43,988 [Cujo] Oh, yeah. Thank you. 1317 01:08:45,164 --> 01:08:46,644 Welcome to the Leap of Faith. 1318 01:08:46,818 --> 01:08:48,819 [dramatic music] 1319 01:08:48,994 --> 01:08:50,212 Come on, energy, energy! 1320 01:08:51,736 --> 01:08:52,649 Okay. 1321 01:08:54,434 --> 01:08:57,568 Our finalists, the Religious Right Rank. 1322 01:08:57,742 --> 01:08:59,352 [dramatic music increases] 1323 01:09:04,183 --> 01:09:05,532 And the Righteous Regiment. 1324 01:09:14,237 --> 01:09:16,152 [crowd cheering and clapping] 1325 01:09:17,675 --> 01:09:19,851 Okay. Religious Right Rank, 1326 01:09:20,024 --> 01:09:21,112 you're up! 1327 01:09:23,115 --> 01:09:24,682 [engine rumbling] 1328 01:09:24,856 --> 01:09:26,553 I'm not a leader. 1329 01:09:26,727 --> 01:09:29,033 I'm a-- I'm a horrible leader. Horrible leader. 1330 01:09:29,208 --> 01:09:31,036 [on radio] This is Ian Fletcher. 1331 01:09:31,210 --> 01:09:33,343 I'm looking for Bradley Sommers. 1332 01:09:33,517 --> 01:09:35,867 -He's a camp counselor at Camp Manna, over. -Finally. 1333 01:09:36,041 --> 01:09:37,477 Yeah, Ian, we have him. 1334 01:09:39,130 --> 01:09:40,654 Bradley. 1335 01:09:40,827 --> 01:09:41,612 -Hello? -[soft buzzing] 1336 01:09:43,569 --> 01:09:44,615 Hey, Ian. 1337 01:09:45,790 --> 01:09:46,965 -[soft buzzing] -Hi, Bradley. 1338 01:09:48,619 --> 01:09:49,315 Why did you leave? 1339 01:09:50,447 --> 01:09:51,187 [soft buzzing] 1340 01:09:51,796 --> 01:09:52,710 . 1341 01:09:54,581 --> 01:09:55,800 I'm not coming back. 1342 01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:58,541 -Over. -[soft buzzing] 1343 01:09:58,716 --> 01:10:00,021 [soft rattling] 1344 01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:01,762 -[sharp thud] -[breaks screeching] 1345 01:10:01,936 --> 01:10:05,505 [moans] What did you do that for? 1346 01:10:05,679 --> 01:10:07,028 To knock a little sense into that noggin of yours. 1347 01:10:07,202 --> 01:10:08,073 -Bradley. -Really? 1348 01:10:08,639 --> 01:10:09,553 Hello? 1349 01:10:10,815 --> 01:10:12,382 [tense music] 1350 01:10:13,644 --> 01:10:15,080 You've been fasting all week for this. 1351 01:10:15,254 --> 01:10:16,734 I don't feel good. 1352 01:10:16,907 --> 01:10:18,736 -Don't let me down. -I need food. 1353 01:10:19,737 --> 01:10:20,389 [sharp slap] 1354 01:10:21,826 --> 01:10:23,175 [sharp thuds] 1355 01:10:25,916 --> 01:10:26,787 -[crowd cheering] -[Cujo] Pick up the timing. 1356 01:10:28,267 --> 01:10:31,052 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 1357 01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:33,794 It's something you've been wanting to do, something I've been waiting to see. 1358 01:10:38,973 --> 01:10:40,105 Bomber ready? 1359 01:10:44,630 --> 01:10:45,545 [Cujo] All right, let's see it. 1360 01:10:45,719 --> 01:10:48,026 [tense music increases] 1361 01:10:51,986 --> 01:10:54,119 [crowd booing] 1362 01:10:54,293 --> 01:10:56,208 -[laughs] -[man] Come on! 1363 01:11:04,651 --> 01:11:05,348 [sharp splashes] 1364 01:11:06,218 --> 01:11:07,132 Thank you. 1365 01:11:08,525 --> 01:11:09,047 I appreciate that. 1366 01:11:10,309 --> 01:11:11,789 [Cujo] Righteous Regiment. 1367 01:11:11,963 --> 01:11:13,791 -You're up! -[crowd cheering] 1368 01:11:16,620 --> 01:11:19,449 We're not going back. The damage has been done. 1369 01:11:19,623 --> 01:11:22,800 Now, wait, you just-- talk to the boy. 1370 01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:25,063 Come on. 1371 01:11:27,108 --> 01:11:27,892 I'm no different, Ian. 1372 01:11:29,110 --> 01:11:30,764 I've been just like Clayton. 1373 01:11:30,938 --> 01:11:33,376 I was using you too, thinking about myself. 1374 01:11:33,550 --> 01:11:35,029 I wasn't thinking about anybody else. 1375 01:11:37,205 --> 01:11:39,860 So, buddy, it's over. Over. 1376 01:11:40,034 --> 01:11:41,166 [soft buzzing] 1377 01:11:43,210 --> 01:11:45,431 Clayton would never tell me the truth like you did. 1378 01:11:45,605 --> 01:11:47,259 You're finally being honest with yourself, 1379 01:11:47,433 --> 01:11:48,652 like you were that night at the fire. 1380 01:11:50,175 --> 01:11:52,090 What are you so scared of, Bradley? 1381 01:11:52,264 --> 01:11:52,699 What's the worst that could happen? 1382 01:11:54,397 --> 01:11:57,835 People will always say, "Bradley was the guy who ran away. 1383 01:11:58,009 --> 01:12:00,011 He was the one who never finished what he started." 1384 01:12:00,184 --> 01:12:02,753 [dramatic music] 1385 01:12:02,927 --> 01:12:04,537 Let's finish this together. 1386 01:12:06,059 --> 01:12:08,933 There's no one else I'd rather have as my leader. 1387 01:12:10,282 --> 01:12:12,197 -Please! Over. -[soft buzzing] 1388 01:12:12,371 --> 01:12:13,503 Hear that? 1389 01:12:14,155 --> 01:12:15,287 He wants you back. 1390 01:12:19,987 --> 01:12:22,425 All right. Let's finished this thing with style, boys. 1391 01:12:23,295 --> 01:12:24,427 Not so fast. 1392 01:12:25,862 --> 01:12:26,864 Brother. 1393 01:12:27,038 --> 01:12:28,909 [tense music] 1394 01:12:29,083 --> 01:12:30,911 Cujo, my man. 1395 01:12:31,085 --> 01:12:33,261 What's the meaning of this debauchery, huh? 1396 01:12:33,436 --> 01:12:34,523 -Stand down, Gordo. -Sir. 1397 01:12:36,003 --> 01:12:39,311 Every year he comes in here and rigs the system. 1398 01:12:39,485 --> 01:12:41,922 -Whoa! -We earned our right 1399 01:12:42,096 --> 01:12:44,142 to compete today, sir, fair and square. 1400 01:12:45,273 --> 01:12:46,927 Can we get some order here? 1401 01:12:47,101 --> 01:12:49,539 It seems like the superiority of the Righteous Reg 1402 01:12:49,713 --> 01:12:53,020 has led to some jealousy among the less gifted campers. 1403 01:12:53,193 --> 01:12:53,630 Truth is eternal. 1404 01:12:55,632 --> 01:12:58,591 -Sir-- -As it was in the beginning and as it is now. 1405 01:13:00,505 --> 01:13:02,900 You need to find a leader to compete. 1406 01:13:05,163 --> 01:13:07,513 Thank you. Let's go, Todd. 1407 01:13:08,862 --> 01:13:09,472 Yes! 1408 01:13:11,212 --> 01:13:12,126 What now? 1409 01:13:14,564 --> 01:13:16,000 Never thought I'd say this, William, but... 1410 01:13:17,436 --> 01:13:19,525 ...we're gonna have to pray. 1411 01:13:21,048 --> 01:13:22,136 [sighs] 1412 01:13:23,790 --> 01:13:25,966 [tense music] 1413 01:13:29,230 --> 01:13:30,101 [soft squeak] 1414 01:13:30,275 --> 01:13:31,145 Go. 1415 01:13:32,886 --> 01:13:33,496 Go. 1416 01:13:39,893 --> 01:13:41,591 [William] Man, Todd's shorts are really tight. 1417 01:13:44,289 --> 01:13:46,160 Oh, Jesus... 1418 01:13:49,032 --> 01:13:50,948 [music increases] 1419 01:13:55,605 --> 01:13:58,303 If victory shall become this humble servant, 1420 01:13:59,260 --> 01:13:59,826 it is a victory for all. 1421 01:14:01,567 --> 01:14:05,702 Because I believe the Righteous Regiment has been chosen 1422 01:14:05,876 --> 01:14:08,400 to showcase that with great faith 1423 01:14:09,401 --> 01:14:10,446 come great victory. 1424 01:14:11,882 --> 01:14:15,276 Today, God's will be done on Earth 1425 01:14:16,887 --> 01:14:19,237 -as it is-- -[Cujo shouts] Good gravy on Moses! 1426 01:14:19,411 --> 01:14:20,760 Are you done? 1427 01:14:24,198 --> 01:14:25,330 As it is in heaven. 1428 01:14:26,505 --> 01:14:29,682 [crowd cheering and clapping] 1429 01:14:29,856 --> 01:14:32,337 [tense music] 1430 01:14:40,300 --> 01:14:42,347 [music increases] 1431 01:14:47,744 --> 01:14:49,136 [sharp splashes] 1432 01:14:51,269 --> 01:14:54,054 [water softly lapping] 1433 01:14:54,228 --> 01:14:56,317 [crowd softly clapping and cheering] 1434 01:14:58,189 --> 01:15:02,019 Good work, guys, good work. Two, three, four! Hit it! 1435 01:15:02,193 --> 01:15:03,803 [cheerful rock music] 1436 01:15:09,548 --> 01:15:11,376 See, Gordo, the Regimen always wins. 1437 01:15:12,550 --> 01:15:13,509 I was born to win these games. 1438 01:15:14,335 --> 01:15:15,293 [Bradley] Clayton! 1439 01:15:15,467 --> 01:15:17,382 [dramatic music] 1440 01:15:19,340 --> 01:15:21,865 Let my Privates go! 1441 01:15:22,039 --> 01:15:23,736 [intense music] 1442 01:15:25,477 --> 01:15:25,912 Bradley? 1443 01:15:27,697 --> 01:15:31,135 -Sir. -Wait, what are you doing back here? 1444 01:15:34,181 --> 01:15:35,052 I don't know. 1445 01:15:36,923 --> 01:15:38,142 But I'm tired of running. 1446 01:15:39,577 --> 01:15:40,318 Pretending to be somebody I'm not. 1447 01:15:41,798 --> 01:15:45,628 And I'm Bradley, perpetual screw up. 1448 01:15:47,412 --> 01:15:49,066 I'm here to say I'm sorry. 1449 01:15:51,329 --> 01:15:53,287 All right. That works. 1450 01:15:53,460 --> 01:15:55,289 Yeah, fancy speech, Brad. 1451 01:15:55,463 --> 01:15:57,422 But Cujo is not going to let you just roll back in here 1452 01:15:57,596 --> 01:15:59,293 like you own the place, 1453 01:15:59,467 --> 01:16:01,121 and just give you another chance. 1454 01:16:01,295 --> 01:16:03,559 Oh, I'm not asking for another chance. 1455 01:16:05,038 --> 01:16:06,431 I'm asking for forgiveness. 1456 01:16:08,389 --> 01:16:09,565 But competing would be nice. 1457 01:16:12,916 --> 01:16:15,483 Bradley had the courage to come back here, 1458 01:16:15,657 --> 01:16:17,834 and aren't you guys all about second chances? 1459 01:16:18,008 --> 01:16:20,706 Yeah, but not for sinners. We already won, okay. 1460 01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:22,490 God's will is done, forever and ever. Amen. 1461 01:16:22,665 --> 01:16:24,275 [Cujo] Hold on. Put a lid on it. 1462 01:16:24,449 --> 01:16:26,407 "Amen" is rarely the end. 1463 01:16:27,887 --> 01:16:30,673 It just sets us up for a new level to go to. 1464 01:16:31,848 --> 01:16:32,588 Do you still have the pass? 1465 01:16:33,458 --> 01:16:35,591 [tense music] 1466 01:16:36,460 --> 01:16:37,680 [sharp tearing] 1467 01:16:43,250 --> 01:16:45,035 Bradley, choose a camper. 1468 01:16:45,209 --> 01:16:46,558 [crowd cheering] 1469 01:16:47,210 --> 01:16:48,125 What? 1470 01:16:52,433 --> 01:16:53,913 Now, who's coming with me? 1471 01:16:58,091 --> 01:16:59,440 I think my brother should do it. 1472 01:17:01,138 --> 01:17:02,791 Yeah, I-- I agree. 1473 01:17:02,966 --> 01:17:04,358 It's more of an agility thing than anything else. 1474 01:17:04,532 --> 01:17:06,143 I mean, if you think about the blob 1475 01:17:06,317 --> 01:17:08,275 -and how much air is in there... -[Gordo] No, yeah. 1476 01:17:08,449 --> 01:17:09,929 ...it's more about trying to get on it, 1477 01:17:10,103 --> 01:17:11,148 and, like, that's gonna be the difficulty. 1478 01:17:11,322 --> 01:17:12,148 I'll do it. 1479 01:17:12,323 --> 01:17:14,585 [gentle music] 1480 01:17:27,599 --> 01:17:28,818 Clayton, do something. 1481 01:17:36,041 --> 01:17:36,826 [soft thud] 1482 01:17:37,609 --> 01:17:38,610 What's he doing? 1483 01:17:39,306 --> 01:17:40,264 Go get them. 1484 01:17:43,267 --> 01:17:45,748 -All right. -Clayton, you have to stop this. Please. 1485 01:17:47,139 --> 01:17:47,880 Let me think, let me think. 1486 01:17:48,968 --> 01:17:50,143 That kid is gonna fly. 1487 01:17:50,317 --> 01:17:51,884 [music increases] 1488 01:17:53,755 --> 01:17:55,496 [Cujo] This Leap of Faith will change your life. 1489 01:17:55,671 --> 01:17:56,846 And your spirit, 1490 01:17:58,325 --> 01:17:59,282 and your heart. 1491 01:18:22,262 --> 01:18:23,437 [muffled thud] 1492 01:18:23,611 --> 01:18:25,831 Cujo, is this some kind of joke? 1493 01:18:26,005 --> 01:18:26,789 Okay, you can't allow this tomfoolery here. 1494 01:18:28,660 --> 01:18:32,359 -That storm is past. -We already displayed God's greatness, 1495 01:18:32,532 --> 01:18:35,493 and you're freaking ruining it, and you're freaking ruining Camp Manna for everyone, 1496 01:18:35,666 --> 01:18:37,451 -and you're ruining my whole summer! -Calm down, Clayton. 1497 01:18:38,322 --> 01:18:38,888 It's all right. 1498 01:18:43,675 --> 01:18:46,112 [light tense music] 1499 01:18:51,030 --> 01:18:51,683 Clayton! 1500 01:18:53,598 --> 01:18:55,600 [tense music increases] 1501 01:19:24,193 --> 01:19:26,196 [intense music] 1502 01:19:45,215 --> 01:19:46,303 [whispers] Jesus! 1503 01:19:46,477 --> 01:19:48,130 [gentle music] 1504 01:19:56,530 --> 01:19:57,531 [soft bubbling] 1505 01:20:01,884 --> 01:20:02,580 [crowd cheering and clapping] 1506 01:20:02,754 --> 01:20:03,799 [loud splashes] 1507 01:20:04,451 --> 01:20:05,975 Yes, yes! 1508 01:20:07,759 --> 01:20:09,195 [sharp splashes] 1509 01:20:11,763 --> 01:20:12,764 [shouts] Woo! 1510 01:20:19,291 --> 01:20:19,902 No! 1511 01:20:24,602 --> 01:20:26,255 Stop it, stop it! 1512 01:20:26,430 --> 01:20:27,431 He can't swim. 1513 01:20:36,222 --> 01:20:36,962 [gasps and coughs] 1514 01:20:39,182 --> 01:20:41,619 Ian, you know, I really can't save your life 1515 01:20:41,793 --> 01:20:45,362 -all the time in the water, I am not Aquaman. -[Ian laughs] 1516 01:20:45,536 --> 01:20:47,799 [gentle music] 1517 01:20:56,939 --> 01:20:58,592 [Ian] When I was 15 years old, 1518 01:20:58,766 --> 01:21:00,072 I was forced to go to summer camp. 1519 01:21:01,246 --> 01:21:01,900 It was called Camp Manna. 1520 01:21:03,293 --> 01:21:05,251 And although I thought it would be terrible, 1521 01:21:05,425 --> 01:21:08,210 as it turns out, that week with my friends, 1522 01:21:08,385 --> 01:21:10,039 forever changed my life. 1523 01:21:10,213 --> 01:21:12,519 ["Jesus Is a Friend of Mine" by Sonseed] 1524 01:21:12,693 --> 01:21:14,304 [engine rumbling] 1525 01:21:17,611 --> 01:21:20,571 -♪ Jesus is a friend of mine ♪ -♪ I have a friend in Jesus ♪ 1526 01:21:20,745 --> 01:21:22,834 -♪ Jesus is a friend of-- ♪ -♪ Jesus-- ♪ 1527 01:21:23,008 --> 01:21:24,791 Wow, wow, wow, wait! John, I forgot. 1528 01:21:24,967 --> 01:21:26,882 [John] Oh, come on, just about got into my favorite verse. 1529 01:21:28,318 --> 01:21:30,842 I'm sorry, Ian. Is there something else 1530 01:21:31,016 --> 01:21:32,975 -you'd rather listen to? -I don't mind. 1531 01:21:34,759 --> 01:21:36,282 -♪ Jesus is a friend of mine ♪ -♪ Jesus is... ♪ 1532 01:21:36,456 --> 01:21:37,849 [chuckles] 1533 01:21:38,023 --> 01:21:39,068 ♪ Jesus is a friend of mine ♪ 1534 01:21:39,242 --> 01:21:41,331 ♪ Jesus is my friend ♪ 1535 01:21:41,505 --> 01:21:42,680 -♪ Jesus is a friend of mine ♪ -[John] Sing along Ian. 1536 01:21:42,853 --> 01:21:44,073 ♪ I have a friend in Jesus ♪ 1537 01:21:44,246 --> 01:21:45,683 ♪ Jesus is a friend of mine ♪ 1538 01:21:45,857 --> 01:21:47,337 ♪ Jesus is a friend of mine ♪ 1539 01:21:47,511 --> 01:21:49,077 ♪ Jesus is a friend of mine ♪ 1540 01:21:53,082 --> 01:21:57,389 ♪ If you're saved and you know it, say amen ♪ 1541 01:21:57,564 --> 01:21:58,130 [soft thud] 1542 01:21:59,566 --> 01:22:01,699 [laughs] 1543 01:22:03,179 --> 01:22:04,180 [Gordo] Do another one, real quick. 1544 01:22:04,353 --> 01:22:05,398 -[beep] -[soft thud] 1545 01:22:05,572 --> 01:22:06,138 ♪ If you're saved ♪ 1546 01:22:07,835 --> 01:22:09,489 [William] 'Cause we need-- your shirt isn't there! 1547 01:22:09,663 --> 01:22:11,665 [laughs] 1548 01:22:11,839 --> 01:22:12,884 [Gordo] That's his talent guys. 1549 01:22:13,666 --> 01:22:14,712 [beep] 1550 01:22:15,495 --> 01:22:16,366 [soft thud] 1551 01:22:17,628 --> 01:22:20,500 -[chuckles] -[loud laughs] 1552 01:22:20,674 --> 01:22:22,589 -[man] Alright good. Sit down. -I'm so sorry. 1553 01:22:24,243 --> 01:22:24,809 [soft thud] 1554 01:22:25,809 --> 01:22:27,898 [chuckles] Dang it! 1555 01:22:28,073 --> 01:22:29,639 -Okay. -[man] Guys, guys-- I think he-- 1556 01:22:29,814 --> 01:22:30,162 -[beep] -[man] Action. 1557 01:22:31,380 --> 01:22:32,817 -[sharp thud] -[Gordo gasps] 1558 01:22:32,991 --> 01:22:33,861 What the crap are you doing? 1559 01:22:34,036 --> 01:22:34,862 Stall as long as you can. 1560 01:22:35,514 --> 01:22:36,125 For what? 1561 01:22:37,213 --> 01:22:38,648 -[laughs] -[man] Go ahead. 1562 01:22:38,823 --> 01:22:40,303 -[beep] -Clayton, you have to stop this. 1563 01:22:40,477 --> 01:22:41,130 Please. 1564 01:22:42,261 --> 01:22:43,741 Let me think, let me think. 1565 01:22:43,915 --> 01:22:44,916 ♪ ...and you know it ♪ 1566 01:22:45,090 --> 01:22:46,483 ♪ Clap your hands ♪ 1567 01:22:48,572 --> 01:22:49,702 We gotta kill Bradley. 1568 01:22:49,877 --> 01:22:52,619 -[laughs] -[man] Shut it. 1569 01:22:52,793 --> 01:22:54,491 -[beep] -Do something, man, come on. 1570 01:22:56,928 --> 01:22:58,451 Why are you just sitting there? Do something! 1571 01:22:58,625 --> 01:22:59,278 Get my sword. 1572 01:22:59,452 --> 01:23:01,715 [laughs] 1573 01:23:01,889 --> 01:23:04,630 -[beeps] -About how you live at home with your mom? 1574 01:23:04,805 --> 01:23:06,677 -[laughs] -It's not funny. 1575 01:23:06,851 --> 01:23:09,462 Not funny. My mom has MS, 1576 01:23:09,636 --> 01:23:10,768 I stay at home so she can live with dignity. 1577 01:23:12,726 --> 01:23:14,467 Oh, I thought it was 'cause your roommates kicked you out 1578 01:23:14,641 --> 01:23:15,338 'cause of your cologne addiction. 1579 01:23:16,817 --> 01:23:18,341 You know about my cologne addiction? 1580 01:23:18,514 --> 01:23:19,690 [sniffs] Smell it on you right now. 1581 01:23:19,864 --> 01:23:20,734 [laughs] 1582 01:23:21,605 --> 01:23:23,737 [fanfare music] 1583 01:23:24,869 --> 01:23:26,740 When you take shortcuts, 1584 01:23:26,914 --> 01:23:29,439 you get chuck-- fi-- figgy. 1585 01:23:29,612 --> 01:23:30,527 -[beep] -[man] Take 6, mark. 1586 01:23:31,789 --> 01:23:33,312 [burps] Excuse me. 1587 01:23:33,486 --> 01:23:35,314 -[man] 140 Romeo. -[Cujo grunts] 1588 01:23:35,487 --> 01:23:36,576 Take one, A-mark. 1589 01:23:36,750 --> 01:23:38,230 -Romeo. -[man] A-Mark! 1590 01:23:38,752 --> 01:23:40,537 [laughs] 1591 01:23:41,538 --> 01:23:42,321 Guess I'll never know. 1592 01:23:43,496 --> 01:23:45,150 Look, Ian, in this place sucks 1593 01:23:45,324 --> 01:23:46,673 because you're stuck with Bradley, okay. 1594 01:23:46,847 --> 01:23:47,934 The dudes are total goober. 1595 01:23:48,110 --> 01:23:49,633 Seriously, he just-- just sautés 1596 01:23:49,807 --> 01:23:51,374 in goob sauce all day. 1597 01:23:51,548 --> 01:23:53,811 -All right? [laughs] -[Ian laughs] 1598 01:23:55,291 --> 01:23:57,380 Now, don't jump to conclusions, pal. 1599 01:23:57,554 --> 01:23:59,512 You never know who you're gonna meet a camp. 1600 01:23:59,686 --> 01:24:02,210 In fact, I meet your aunt Sharon at camp. 1601 01:24:03,429 --> 01:24:04,909 I was in eighth year counselor, 1602 01:24:05,083 --> 01:24:06,998 and she was the prettiest camper 1603 01:24:07,172 --> 01:24:10,132 -I'd ever laid eyes on. [laughs] -[Sharon laughs] 1604 01:24:12,308 --> 01:24:16,355 -Oh! -Oh... oh, are those my teeth? 1605 01:24:16,529 --> 01:24:18,227 -[Sharon snorts and chuckles] -[laughs] 1606 01:24:20,142 --> 01:24:23,754 [John] Oh boy, I've really got to take off this adult diaper. 1607 01:24:23,928 --> 01:24:26,931 [laughs] 1608 01:24:27,105 --> 01:24:29,151 -[beep] -You know what? 1609 01:24:29,325 --> 01:24:31,805 -What? -This doesn't concern you, Clayton. 1610 01:24:33,633 --> 01:24:37,942 Oh, it concerns me, Bradley, it concerns me big time. 1611 01:24:38,116 --> 01:24:39,726 Look how concerned my face is. 1612 01:24:39,900 --> 01:24:40,510 You see the concern? 1613 01:24:42,032 --> 01:24:44,035 -You see that? -Looks like constipation to me. 1614 01:24:45,558 --> 01:24:48,387 You say constipation, I can-- I say consternation. 1615 01:24:48,561 --> 01:24:50,955 -[chuckles] -[laughs] 1616 01:24:53,175 --> 01:24:55,525 -All right. Let's keep going, let's keep going. -[man] Okay. 1617 01:25:04,099 --> 01:25:05,100 [William] Come on. 1618 01:25:06,927 --> 01:25:09,843 -[Greg] He's-- -[crowd talking laughs] 1619 01:25:10,017 --> 01:25:10,540 They're disqualified. 1620 01:25:12,019 --> 01:25:13,891 -We won. We won! -Disqualification! 1621 01:25:14,065 --> 01:25:15,066 -Yeah! -We won! 1622 01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:16,763 It's the end of the movie, guys! 1623 01:25:16,937 --> 01:25:18,764 Roll the credits. Roll the credits. 1624 01:25:18,939 --> 01:25:19,984 Go, quick, please. 1625 01:25:20,157 --> 01:25:22,073 [cheerful music] 1626 01:25:40,744 --> 01:25:42,702 [gentle music] 110563