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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,964 --> 00:00:11,194 THEN DR. MONKEY CHUNKS AND PRINCESS PONY BROKE UP. 2 00:00:11,312 --> 00:00:13,262 OH, SHOOT THE BALL. SHOOT THE BALL. 3 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:15,840 TURNS OUT DR. MONKEY CHUNKS SAID A FEW WORDS 4 00:00:15,966 --> 00:00:18,236 SHE CAN'T TAKE BACK. 5 00:00:18,358 --> 00:00:21,268 BABY, YOU KNOW WHAT BRINGS FRIENDS TOGETHER? 6 00:00:21,402 --> 00:00:23,622 BASKETBALL. 7 00:00:23,750 --> 00:00:26,450 YAY! WANNA KNOW WHAT ELSE? 8 00:00:26,577 --> 00:00:29,017 JANIE, REMEMBER HOW WE PLAY THE "QUIET GAME" 9 00:00:29,143 --> 00:00:31,053 WHEN DADDY WATCHES THE LAKERS? 10 00:00:31,187 --> 00:00:33,577 ONLY TALK DURING COMMERCIALS. 11 00:00:33,709 --> 00:00:34,749 EXACTLY RIGHT. [referee whistle on TV] 12 00:00:34,883 --> 00:00:36,233 WHICH IS NOW. GO. 13 00:00:36,362 --> 00:00:38,152 AND THEN DR. MONKEY CHUNKS-- 14 00:00:38,275 --> 00:00:39,925 OOH! WAIT, IT'S ME. ♪ CALI CITRUS O.J. 15 00:00:40,058 --> 00:00:42,108 ♪ ON MY MIND 16 00:00:42,232 --> 00:00:45,842 ♪ WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR A LONG, LONG TIME ♪ 17 00:00:45,972 --> 00:00:50,152 ♪ MY FAVORITE WAY TO START THE DAY ♪ 18 00:00:50,278 --> 00:00:53,588 ♪ IS WITH A SHOT OF CALI SUN IN MY O.J. ♪ 19 00:00:53,713 --> 00:00:55,623 ♪ 20 00:00:55,757 --> 00:00:57,027 AH. 21 00:00:57,149 --> 00:00:59,979 [ding] 22 00:01:00,106 --> 00:01:03,366 THAT COMMERCIAL MAKES ME WANT TO HAVE SOME ORANGE JUICE. 23 00:01:03,498 --> 00:01:05,758 I CAN'T EVEN RESIST MYSELF. 24 00:01:05,890 --> 00:01:07,800 I CANNOT BELIEVE HE DID THAT. 25 00:01:07,933 --> 00:01:09,413 - I KNOW. - SO LAME. 26 00:01:09,543 --> 00:01:11,723 WHATEVER. both: SERIOUSLY. 27 00:01:11,847 --> 00:01:13,147 WHERE'S MOM? 28 00:01:13,283 --> 00:01:15,423 MOM IS WORKING LATE. WHAT'S UP? 29 00:01:15,544 --> 00:01:18,324 OH. RELATIONSHIP STUFF. NOT REALLY YOUR TERRITORY. 30 00:01:18,458 --> 00:01:19,988 COME ON, YOU CAN TALK TO ME. 31 00:01:20,111 --> 00:01:22,371 EM, PEOPLE WHO ARE REALLY OLD 32 00:01:22,502 --> 00:01:23,892 SOMETIMES ARE, LIKE, REALLY WISE. 33 00:01:24,025 --> 00:01:26,295 MAYBE YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO HIM. 34 00:01:26,416 --> 00:01:29,506 THANK YOU, ZOE. 35 00:01:29,635 --> 00:01:30,805 COME ON. 36 00:01:30,939 --> 00:01:33,119 SERIOUSLY, I'LL EVEN TURN OFF THE LAKER GAME. 37 00:01:33,244 --> 00:01:34,294 OKAY. 38 00:01:34,418 --> 00:01:35,758 SO, I WAS VISITING MATTHEW 39 00:01:35,897 --> 00:01:37,107 DURING HIS SHIFT AT BURGER UNIVERSE... 40 00:01:37,245 --> 00:01:40,815 - MM-HMM. - AND-- 41 00:01:40,941 --> 00:01:42,121 YOU ONLY MUTED IT. 42 00:01:42,246 --> 00:01:43,506 EYES HERE. - YES, RIGHT. SORRY. 43 00:01:43,638 --> 00:01:45,378 OKAY, GOT IT. THERE WE GO. 44 00:01:45,507 --> 00:01:47,727 ANYWAY, HE BARELY PAID ANY ATTENTION TO ME. 45 00:01:47,855 --> 00:01:49,035 HE WAS ALL GIGGLING AND FLIRTING 46 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:51,680 AND REFILLING KETCHUPS WITH LAUREN. 47 00:01:51,813 --> 00:01:52,993 LAUREN'S THE ASSISTANT MANAGER. 48 00:01:53,118 --> 00:01:55,248 AND HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND. 49 00:01:55,380 --> 00:01:57,080 WELL, UM, 50 00:01:57,206 --> 00:01:59,736 COULD HE HAVE BEEN BUSY WORKING? 51 00:01:59,858 --> 00:02:01,638 UH, HELLO? 52 00:02:01,772 --> 00:02:04,562 EX-GIRLFRIEND? 53 00:02:04,685 --> 00:02:05,985 OBVIOUSLY, I NEED TO TALK TO MOM. 54 00:02:06,121 --> 00:02:07,731 NO, WAIT. UM-- 55 00:02:07,860 --> 00:02:10,610 THAT WENT WELL. 56 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:13,601 [upbeat music] 57 00:02:13,731 --> 00:02:21,741 ♪ 58 00:02:34,562 --> 00:02:35,822 HEY, HONEY. 59 00:02:35,953 --> 00:02:36,913 - HEY. - WHERE'S EMILY? 60 00:02:37,041 --> 00:02:37,651 SHE WANTED TO TALK TO ME ABOUT SOMETHING 61 00:02:37,780 --> 00:02:38,650 BEFORE I LEFT. 62 00:02:38,780 --> 00:02:40,080 YEAH, I KNOW. 63 00:02:40,216 --> 00:02:41,826 AMY, I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS LAST NIGHT. 64 00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:42,874 CAN YOU DO ME A FA-- CAN YOU LET ME 65 00:02:42,998 --> 00:02:44,738 HANDLE THIS ONE, PLEASE? 66 00:02:44,868 --> 00:02:47,348 YOU WANT TO HANDLE OUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER'S DRAMA {\an8}ALONE? 67 00:02:47,478 --> 00:02:48,698 YEAH. 68 00:02:48,826 --> 00:02:50,786 WOW, LOOK WHO'S GOT HIS BIG-BOY PANTS ON. 69 00:02:50,913 --> 00:02:52,173 [slaps] HMM? 70 00:02:52,305 --> 00:02:53,305 BUT THE THING IS THIS. 71 00:02:53,435 --> 00:02:55,135 SHE'S 14 YEARS OLD, RIGHT? - RIGHT. 72 00:02:55,262 --> 00:02:56,132 IN A COUPLE YEARS, SHE'S GONNA BE 73 00:02:56,262 --> 00:02:57,612 OUT OF THIS HOUSE, 74 00:02:57,741 --> 00:03:00,091 AND THE WINDOW'S CLOSING FOR ME TO HAVE 75 00:03:00,220 --> 00:03:02,230 THE KIND OF BOND WITH HER THAT YOU DO. 76 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:03,350 RIGHT? 77 00:03:03,482 --> 00:03:06,922 AND I JUST WANT HER TO TALK TO ME MORE 78 00:03:07,048 --> 00:03:09,008 AND HAVE JANIE TALK TO ME LESS. 79 00:03:09,135 --> 00:03:11,435 AWW, I THINK IT'S SWEET YOU WANT THAT WITH EMILY. 80 00:03:11,570 --> 00:03:13,490 JUST KEEP ME IN THE LOOP. 81 00:03:13,614 --> 00:03:14,444 NO, I CAN'T DO THAT. I CAN'T KEEP YOU IN THE LOOP. 82 00:03:14,571 --> 00:03:15,781 IF I DO THAT, SHE'LL COME RUNNING TO YOU 83 00:03:15,919 --> 00:03:16,959 EVERY MINUTE, OKAY? 84 00:03:17,093 --> 00:03:18,183 I NEED YOU TO GO COLD TURKEY ON THIS ONE. 85 00:03:18,311 --> 00:03:20,621 OKAY. WELL, JUST GIVE ME THE AREA. 86 00:03:20,746 --> 00:03:22,046 IS IT SCHOOL? 87 00:03:22,181 --> 00:03:25,581 MEAN GIRLS? A BOY THING? 88 00:03:25,703 --> 00:03:27,313 SHE AND MATTHEW ARE HAVING PROBLEMS, AREN'T THEY? 89 00:03:27,443 --> 00:03:28,353 - GOOD-BYE. - THIS MUST BE KILLING HER. 90 00:03:28,487 --> 00:03:29,617 GOOD-BYE. COME ON. 91 00:03:29,748 --> 00:03:30,788 YOU'RE IN OVER YOUR HEAD, DAVID. 92 00:03:30,922 --> 00:03:32,842 - ALL RIGHT. - IN OVER YOUR HEAD. 93 00:03:32,966 --> 00:03:34,396 - I AGREE. - OH. HEY, WHAT? 94 00:03:34,531 --> 00:03:35,711 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. 95 00:03:35,836 --> 00:03:38,666 YEAH, BUT WE BOTH KNOW THAT SHE IS RIGHT. 96 00:03:38,793 --> 00:03:41,703 ALL I WANT IS FOR EMILY TO TALK TO ME MORE, 97 00:03:41,838 --> 00:03:43,368 OPEN UP TO ME ABOUT HER PROBLEMS. 98 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:45,270 WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT, MAN? 99 00:03:45,404 --> 00:03:46,454 YOU EVER OPEN UP A JACK-IN-THE-BOX? 100 00:03:46,578 --> 00:03:47,878 WITH A TEENAGE GIRL, IT'S, LIKE-- 101 00:03:48,013 --> 00:03:51,323 [humming {\an8}Pop Goes the Weasel] POP! I HATE YOU! 102 00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:54,798 MMM. 103 00:03:54,928 --> 00:03:56,108 MMM. 104 00:03:56,233 --> 00:03:59,413 AH. MAY I? 105 00:03:59,537 --> 00:04:01,147 WELL, ENJOY THE FREE O.J. WHILE YOU CAN. 106 00:04:01,277 --> 00:04:03,237 I TOLD CALI CITRUS YESTERDAY 107 00:04:03,364 --> 00:04:05,194 THAT I MIGHT NOT RENEW MY CONTRACT WITH THEM. 108 00:04:05,321 --> 00:04:06,881 BUT, MAN, YOU'VE BEEN MR. CALI CITRUS 109 00:04:07,017 --> 00:04:08,237 FOR EIGHT YEARS. 110 00:04:08,365 --> 00:04:09,765 WHY WOULD YOU THINK ABOUT QUITTING? 111 00:04:09,887 --> 00:04:11,277 MARCUS, BECAUSE THEY USED TO WOO ME BIG-TIME. 112 00:04:11,410 --> 00:04:12,410 REMEMBER? 113 00:04:12,540 --> 00:04:14,150 ALWAYS DURING CONTRACT RENEWAL. 114 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:15,720 REMEMBER MY FIRST CONTRACT WITH THEM 115 00:04:15,845 --> 00:04:17,015 WHEN THEY RENTED THAT HOT AIR BALLOON, 116 00:04:17,150 --> 00:04:18,240 SO I COULD SIGN IT 117 00:04:18,367 --> 00:04:20,237 WHILE RUNNING MY FINGERS THROUGH THE CLOUDS? 118 00:04:20,368 --> 00:04:21,848 I WAS THERE, MAN. 119 00:04:21,977 --> 00:04:24,157 THAT BALLOON RIDE WAS SO ROMANTIC. 120 00:04:24,282 --> 00:04:26,242 THEN THERE WAS A BEAUTIFUL BREEZE, 121 00:04:26,369 --> 00:04:27,369 AND THEN WHEN THE SUN WAS SETTING-- 122 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:30,460 REMEMBER THAT? WE {\an8}TITANIC'D, REMEMBER THAT? 123 00:04:31,979 --> 00:04:34,199 THAT GOT WEIRD, DIDN'T IT? 124 00:04:34,328 --> 00:04:35,458 YES, IT DID. YES, IT DID. 125 00:04:35,589 --> 00:04:36,849 - YEAH. - YES, IT DID. 126 00:04:36,980 --> 00:04:38,680 ANYWAY, THEY JUST SENT 127 00:04:38,806 --> 00:04:39,976 THAT CONTRACT TO ME IN THE MAIL. 128 00:04:40,111 --> 00:04:41,941 THERE WAS NO WOOING. NOTHING. 129 00:04:42,069 --> 00:04:45,639 AWW, JUST A CONTRACT FOLLOWED BY A SACK OF MONEY. 130 00:04:45,765 --> 00:04:48,595 POOR DAVID. 131 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:50,372 HEY. WHAT IS THAT? 132 00:04:50,505 --> 00:04:53,065 "A TASTE OF NAPA" GIFT BASKET FROM CALI CITRUS. 133 00:04:53,201 --> 00:04:57,161 OOH! HEY, LET THE WOOING BEGIN. 134 00:04:57,289 --> 00:04:58,769 THAT'S A GIFT BASKET 135 00:04:58,898 --> 00:05:00,078 FROM DAD'S ORANGE JUICE COMMERCIAL. 136 00:05:00,203 --> 00:05:01,903 SO? 137 00:05:02,029 --> 00:05:04,069 WELL, WHEN DAD NEGOTIATES NEW CONTRACTS, 138 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:05,514 HE GETS ALL SORTS OF FREE STUFF, 139 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:08,429 WHICH MEANS WE CAN GET ALL SORTS OF FREE STUFF. 140 00:05:08,552 --> 00:05:11,512 I'M FIVE. EVERYTHING I GET IS FREE. 141 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:13,250 [phone rings] 142 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:15,990 [phone beeps] HOBBS' RESIDENCE. 143 00:05:16,119 --> 00:05:18,029 OH. IT'S CALI CITRUS. 144 00:05:18,164 --> 00:05:19,334 OOH. 145 00:05:19,468 --> 00:05:23,778 TELL THEM THANK YOU FOR THE CUTE GIFT BASKET. 146 00:05:23,903 --> 00:05:26,553 BUT I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET, OKAY? 147 00:05:26,687 --> 00:05:27,987 JUST KEEP THEM GUESSING. - OH, YEAH. 148 00:05:28,122 --> 00:05:29,642 AND I'LL KEEP 'EM ON HOLD FOR A LITTLE WHILE 149 00:05:29,775 --> 00:05:31,595 JUST TO MAKE 'EM NERVOUS. [laughs] 150 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:34,651 I FEEL SO DANGEROUS RIGHT NOW. 151 00:05:34,776 --> 00:05:35,816 YOU KNOW WHAT? 152 00:05:35,950 --> 00:05:37,340 HE NEEDS TO GET OUT THE HOUSE MORE, MAN. 153 00:05:37,472 --> 00:05:39,692 AND MAYBE GET HIM A WOMAN OR SOMETHING, 154 00:05:39,820 --> 00:05:42,520 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW. 155 00:05:46,648 --> 00:05:48,038 HEY. 156 00:05:48,171 --> 00:05:50,211 EMILY, HOW'S IT GOING WITH MATTHEW? 157 00:05:50,345 --> 00:05:51,695 I REALLY DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 158 00:05:51,823 --> 00:05:53,523 YEAH, UM-- 159 00:05:53,649 --> 00:05:56,219 LISTEN, I KNOW YOU THINK 160 00:05:56,346 --> 00:05:58,516 THAT YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME, BUT YOU CAN. 161 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:01,180 OKAY, TRUST ME. I'M A GUY. 162 00:06:01,303 --> 00:06:02,783 I KNOW WHAT GUYS THINK. 163 00:06:02,912 --> 00:06:05,042 I DON'T KNOW, DAD. 164 00:06:05,174 --> 00:06:06,614 WELL, ALL RIGHT. THEN, UM-- 165 00:06:06,739 --> 00:06:09,999 JUST THINK OF ME AS ONE OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS. 166 00:06:10,131 --> 00:06:13,271 RIGHT? WE USE THE SAME HAIR PRODUCTS. 167 00:06:13,393 --> 00:06:16,043 I ACTUALLY JUST TRIED SOMETHING NEW. 168 00:06:16,177 --> 00:06:17,227 YEAH, I NOTICED THE EXTRA BOUNCE. 169 00:06:17,351 --> 00:06:20,261 IT LOOKS GREAT. - RIGHT? 170 00:06:20,395 --> 00:06:23,275 [sighs] ALL RIGHT, IT'S WORTH A SHOT. 171 00:06:23,395 --> 00:06:25,965 SO, I FOUND OUT MATTHEW TOOK SOME EXTRA SHIFTS 172 00:06:26,092 --> 00:06:27,352 AT BURGER UNIVERSE. - RIGHT. 173 00:06:27,483 --> 00:06:29,523 PROBABLY SO HE COULD SPEND MORE TIME WITH LAUREN. 174 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:31,277 OKAY, NOW, ARE YOU SURE? 175 00:06:31,397 --> 00:06:33,087 THAT--THAT HE'S WORKING EXTRA SHIFTS 176 00:06:33,224 --> 00:06:34,534 JUST TO BE WITH HER? 177 00:06:34,658 --> 00:06:35,788 YEAH. 178 00:06:35,919 --> 00:06:36,969 HE USED TO WANT TO SPEND EVERY MINUTE WITH ME. 179 00:06:37,095 --> 00:06:38,575 AND NOW HE'S ALL, 180 00:06:38,703 --> 00:06:41,703 "BURGERS AREN'T GONNA FLIP THEMSELVES, BABE." 181 00:06:41,834 --> 00:06:44,794 WELL, THEY DON'T. 182 00:06:44,921 --> 00:06:47,141 ONE THING AT A TIME. - WHERE'S MOM? 183 00:06:47,271 --> 00:06:49,711 UM, EMILY, I GOT IT. LOOK. 184 00:06:49,836 --> 00:06:51,356 I'M KIND OF GOING THROUGH THE SAME THING 185 00:06:51,488 --> 00:06:53,318 RIGHT NOW. 186 00:06:53,446 --> 00:06:54,836 YOU HAVE TO THINK OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP 187 00:06:54,968 --> 00:06:57,318 AS A NEGOTIATION. 188 00:06:57,447 --> 00:06:58,047 YOU HAVE TO PLAY HARD TO GET, ALL RIGHT? 189 00:06:58,186 --> 00:07:00,266 DON'T RETURN HIS TEXT MESSAGES. 190 00:07:00,403 --> 00:07:02,103 DON'T RETURN HIS PHONE CALLS. 191 00:07:02,230 --> 00:07:07,280 HE'S GOT TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE A GREAT CATCH. 192 00:07:07,405 --> 00:07:10,715 WOW, THAT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD ADVICE. 193 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,710 THANKS, DADDY. - OH. WELL. 194 00:07:12,841 --> 00:07:14,151 IT KIND OF REMINDS ME OF A SPECIAL EPISODE-- 195 00:07:14,277 --> 00:07:16,107 NO, NO, NO, NO. 196 00:07:16,233 --> 00:07:18,193 DON'T RUIN IT. 197 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:20,270 - HI, MOM. - HI. 198 00:07:20,408 --> 00:07:22,288 OH, SHE LOOKS HAPPY. - UH-HUH. 199 00:07:22,408 --> 00:07:23,358 SO, I GUESS WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING... 200 00:07:23,495 --> 00:07:24,845 IS WORKING. - YES. 201 00:07:24,974 --> 00:07:26,934 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - DON'T. NO. 202 00:07:27,062 --> 00:07:28,372 NOT TELLING YOU. 203 00:07:28,497 --> 00:07:29,497 YOU WENT ALL DAY WITHOUT CHECKING ON ME. 204 00:07:29,628 --> 00:07:31,198 LEAVE IT THERE. 205 00:07:31,323 --> 00:07:31,883 THAT'S BECAUSE EVERY TIME I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, 206 00:07:32,019 --> 00:07:33,589 I DISTRACTED MYSELF. 207 00:07:33,716 --> 00:07:37,286 I EVEN TOOK UP KNITTING. 208 00:07:40,238 --> 00:07:45,288 DID YOU TAKE UP KNITTING OR MAGIC? 209 00:07:45,413 --> 00:07:46,543 CHECK IT OUT. 210 00:07:46,674 --> 00:07:48,374 GOLF CLUBS FROM CALI CITRUS. 211 00:07:48,501 --> 00:07:51,761 OOH! I'M STARTING TO FEEL THE WOO. 212 00:07:51,893 --> 00:07:53,423 NOT A FULL WOO, KIND OF A SEMI-WOO. 213 00:07:53,546 --> 00:07:55,766 BUT I'M NOT SWEPT OFF MY FEET YET. 214 00:07:55,894 --> 00:07:57,504 BUT THESE ARE ALL RIGHT. 215 00:07:57,634 --> 00:07:59,244 YOU KNOW, MY WIFE ONCE SWEPT ME OFF MY FEET. 216 00:07:59,374 --> 00:08:01,074 TURNS OUT I WAS STANDING ON AN OREO. 217 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:03,810 [phone rings] 218 00:08:03,939 --> 00:08:05,379 RECOGNIZE THAT RING. 219 00:08:05,505 --> 00:08:07,935 THAT IS THE DISTINCTIVE RING OF DESPERATION. 220 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:10,421 [phone beeps] CHELLO? 221 00:08:10,550 --> 00:08:13,200 HI. HEY, LISTEN. 222 00:08:13,333 --> 00:08:14,773 I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR THE GOLF CLUBS. 223 00:08:14,898 --> 00:08:15,678 THEY'RE, UM-- 224 00:08:15,812 --> 00:08:18,252 THEY'RE CUTE. YEAH. 225 00:08:18,378 --> 00:08:19,468 HEY, CAN YOU CALL ME BACK IN A FEW MINUTES? 226 00:08:19,595 --> 00:08:22,685 I'M ON THE PHONE WITH THE FLORIDA GRAPEFRUIT PEOPLE. 227 00:08:22,813 --> 00:08:23,983 YES. OH. 228 00:08:24,118 --> 00:08:26,518 THANK YOU. [phone beeps] 229 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,470 THERE'S AN OFFER FROM FLORIDA GRAPEFRUIT? 230 00:08:29,597 --> 00:08:31,637 OF COURSE NOT, BUT CALI CITRUS DOESN'T KNOW THAT. 231 00:08:31,771 --> 00:08:34,211 AHH. - AHH... 232 00:08:34,337 --> 00:08:35,337 - UH? - AHH. 233 00:08:35,469 --> 00:08:37,299 WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE? 234 00:08:37,425 --> 00:08:39,345 LOOK, FLORIDA GRAPEFRUIT NEVER CALLED, KEVIN. 235 00:08:39,469 --> 00:08:41,469 IT'S A NEGOTIATING TACTIC. 236 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:44,690 OH. AHH. 237 00:08:44,818 --> 00:08:46,518 LET'S GO IN THE YARD AND TEST THESE BABIES OUT. 238 00:08:46,645 --> 00:08:48,685 HEY, KIDS, IF CALI CITRUS CALLS, 239 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:50,039 TELL THEM I'M BUSY. 240 00:08:50,167 --> 00:08:51,957 AHH. [laughs] 241 00:08:52,081 --> 00:08:53,561 KEVIN, WE'RE DONE WITH THAT. 242 00:08:53,689 --> 00:08:54,689 OH. 243 00:08:54,820 --> 00:08:57,430 [phone rings] 244 00:08:57,560 --> 00:08:58,520 [phone beeps] 245 00:08:58,647 --> 00:09:01,167 CHELLO. 246 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:04,300 IT'S CALI CITRUS. WATCH ME WORK. 247 00:09:04,431 --> 00:09:06,521 SORRY, BUT MY DAD'S SUPER BUSY 248 00:09:06,649 --> 00:09:09,169 TRYING TO FIX HIS BROKEN VIDEO GAME SYSTEM. 249 00:09:09,302 --> 00:09:11,092 OKAY, THANKS. BYE. [phone beeps] 250 00:09:11,216 --> 00:09:14,306 DADDY'S SYSTEM ISN'T BROKEN. 251 00:09:14,433 --> 00:09:16,693 BUT MINE IS. UH? 252 00:09:16,825 --> 00:09:19,835 - AHH. - YEAH. 253 00:09:21,913 --> 00:09:22,963 HEY, DAD. 254 00:09:23,087 --> 00:09:24,307 THIS IS MY FRIEND, DEAN. 255 00:09:24,435 --> 00:09:25,695 I'VE BEEN TUTORING HIM IN HISTORY. 256 00:09:25,827 --> 00:09:27,787 - HEY. - OH. 257 00:09:27,915 --> 00:09:30,835 THIS FEELS RIGHT. 258 00:09:30,958 --> 00:09:32,828 YEAH. I GET THAT A LOT, ACTUALLY. 259 00:09:32,959 --> 00:09:35,479 YOU KNOW WHAT'S COOL ABOUT HISTORY? 260 00:09:35,612 --> 00:09:40,232 AFTER ANYTHING HAPPENS, IT--IT BECOMES HISTORY. 261 00:09:40,352 --> 00:09:44,792 GOD, LIKE, WHAT I JUST SAID IS HISTORY NOW. 262 00:09:44,919 --> 00:09:47,179 AND THAT TOO. 263 00:09:47,311 --> 00:09:49,401 DEAN, I NEED TO TALK TO MY DAD FOR A SEC. 264 00:09:49,528 --> 00:09:51,708 WHY DON'T YOU GET STARTED ON THE NEXT CHAPTER? 265 00:09:51,833 --> 00:09:53,923 "CAUSES OF THE CIVIL WAR." IT'S DUE TOMORROW. 266 00:09:54,050 --> 00:09:57,140 SO HISTORY'S DUE IN THE FUTURE. 267 00:09:57,269 --> 00:10:01,099 HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? 268 00:10:01,227 --> 00:10:02,397 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 269 00:10:02,531 --> 00:10:06,151 YOU'LL PROBABLY BE DOING THIS AGAIN NEXT YEAR. 270 00:10:07,706 --> 00:10:13,276 WOW, THAT EXPLAINS WHY HE NEEDS A TUTOR. 271 00:10:13,403 --> 00:10:14,753 MATTHEW TOTALLY IGNORED ME IGNORING HIS TEXTS. 272 00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:17,321 HE'S NOT FIGHTING FOR ME AT ALL, DAD. 273 00:10:17,447 --> 00:10:19,147 WELL, HE JUST NEED TO REALIZE 274 00:10:19,274 --> 00:10:21,104 THAT THERE'S A TON OF GUYS OUT THERE 275 00:10:21,231 --> 00:10:22,711 THAT ARE DYING TO WOO YOU. 276 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:24,270 LIKE WHO? 277 00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:26,706 I DON'T KNOW. LIKE--LIKE DON. 278 00:10:26,841 --> 00:10:27,841 DEAN? 279 00:10:27,971 --> 00:10:30,721 IS THERE A CHANCE THERE'S A DON? 280 00:10:30,842 --> 00:10:31,842 - NO. - NO? 281 00:10:31,972 --> 00:10:34,322 ALL RIGHT, THEN DEAN. 282 00:10:34,451 --> 00:10:36,361 HE'S SUPER CUTE, BUT HE'S DEAN. 283 00:10:36,495 --> 00:10:38,105 I'VE NEVER REALLY THOUGHT OF HIM LIKE THAT. 284 00:10:38,235 --> 00:10:39,315 ALL RIGHT, WELL, MATTHEW DOESN'T KNOW THAT, RIGHT? 285 00:10:39,452 --> 00:10:40,762 SO YOU GOTTA KEEP HIM GUESSING. 286 00:10:40,887 --> 00:10:42,497 LET HIS IMAGINATION RUN WILD. 287 00:10:42,627 --> 00:10:44,627 SO WHAT YOU DO FOR YOUR NEXT TUTORING SESSION, 288 00:10:44,758 --> 00:10:48,378 TAKE DEAN HERE TO BURGER UNIVERSE. 289 00:10:48,498 --> 00:10:50,628 THAT WAY MATTHEW DOESN'T THINK YOU'RE JUST SITTING AROUND 290 00:10:50,759 --> 00:10:51,979 WAITING FOR HIM. 291 00:10:52,107 --> 00:10:54,237 WOW, DAD, YOU'RE ON A ROLL. 292 00:10:54,369 --> 00:10:56,199 THAT REMINDS ME OF OUR SPECIAL EPISODE, 293 00:10:56,326 --> 00:10:57,976 {\an8}SEE DAD ON A ROLL, HOLD THE MAYO,WHERE I-- 294 00:10:58,109 --> 00:10:59,639 - NO, NO, NO, NO. - RIGHT? 295 00:10:59,761 --> 00:11:02,851 DON'T RUIN IT. 296 00:11:06,023 --> 00:11:09,543 FRUIT CENTER. 297 00:11:09,677 --> 00:11:13,547 FRUIT CENTER. 298 00:11:13,678 --> 00:11:16,288 WHITE? 299 00:11:16,417 --> 00:11:20,117 HEY, DAD. WHAT'S A "NOUGAT"? 300 00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:24,374 NO ONE KNOWS. 301 00:11:24,506 --> 00:11:25,816 - HEY, DAD. - YEAH. 302 00:11:25,941 --> 00:11:26,851 [door closes] 303 00:11:26,984 --> 00:11:28,904 TURNS OUT YOUR ADVICE WAS PERFECT. 304 00:11:29,029 --> 00:11:31,199 OKAY, MATTHEW SAW YOU AND DEAN TOGETHER, 305 00:11:31,334 --> 00:11:33,544 GOT JEALOUS, AND YOU GUYS MADE UP? 306 00:11:33,682 --> 00:11:34,682 NOPE. 307 00:11:34,812 --> 00:11:36,112 MATTHEW SAW US, 308 00:11:36,248 --> 00:11:37,648 HE COMPLETELY IGNORED ME AGAIN, 309 00:11:37,770 --> 00:11:40,160 AND WE BROKE UP. 310 00:11:40,292 --> 00:11:41,422 [gasps] THEY BROKE UP? 311 00:11:41,553 --> 00:11:42,553 OH, I KNEW IT. 312 00:11:42,684 --> 00:11:45,994 I'M OUT OF THE LOOP FOR ONE SECOND. 313 00:11:46,119 --> 00:11:49,599 [thud] UGH. 314 00:11:49,729 --> 00:11:51,819 WELL, GOOD FOR YOU, EMILY. 315 00:11:51,947 --> 00:11:54,127 YOU WERE RIGHT, DAD. MATTHEW DOESN'T DESERVE ME. 316 00:11:54,252 --> 00:11:55,472 I AM A GREAT CATCH. 317 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,600 YOU ARE A GREAT CATCH. AND I'M A GREAT CATCH. 318 00:11:57,730 --> 00:11:59,300 WE'RE BOTH GOOD CATCHES, HOW ABOUT THAT? 319 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:00,297 - THANK YOU, DADDY. - ALL RIGHT. 320 00:12:00,427 --> 00:12:02,957 [smooches] 321 00:12:03,079 --> 00:12:05,559 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 322 00:12:05,689 --> 00:12:07,299 WHAT HAVE I DONE? I JUST MADE OUR DAUGHTER HAPPY. 323 00:12:07,429 --> 00:12:09,039 YOU BROKE HER UP WITH MATTHEW. 324 00:12:09,168 --> 00:12:10,778 AND SHE COULDN'T BE HAPPIER. 325 00:12:10,907 --> 00:12:12,687 DAVID, HE WAS HER FIRST BOYFRIEND. 326 00:12:12,821 --> 00:12:14,131 OBVIOUSLY, SHE'S LYING TO HERSELF. 327 00:12:14,256 --> 00:12:17,526 YOU CAN'T JUST GET OVER A RELATIONSHIP THAT QUICKLY. 328 00:12:17,648 --> 00:12:19,558 OR MAYBE SOMEBODY'S A LITTLE UPSET 329 00:12:19,692 --> 00:12:22,482 THAT THEY'RE OUT OF THE LOOP. 330 00:12:22,606 --> 00:12:26,306 HOW AM I LOOKING IN MY BIG-BOY PANTS NOW? 331 00:12:28,650 --> 00:12:31,350 [doorbell rings] 332 00:12:34,174 --> 00:12:36,654 - DAVID HOBBS. - SON OF. 333 00:12:36,783 --> 00:12:38,953 DELIVERY FROM CALI CITRUS. 334 00:12:39,087 --> 00:12:41,217 - THANKS. - THERE'S MORE. 335 00:12:41,349 --> 00:12:44,349 HELLO, GAME SYSTEM. 336 00:12:45,567 --> 00:12:48,267 HELLO, PONY. 337 00:12:48,394 --> 00:12:50,524 HOW DID YOU GET A PONY? 338 00:12:50,655 --> 00:12:52,825 I KNOW HOW TO ANSWER THE PHONE TOO. 339 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:56,870 CHELLO? GO BIG OR GO HOME. 340 00:12:57,004 --> 00:12:59,144 [pony passes gas] 341 00:12:59,266 --> 00:13:02,436 OH. HE JUST WENT BIG. 342 00:13:02,571 --> 00:13:03,621 HEY, GUYS. COME ON. 343 00:13:03,745 --> 00:13:05,395 WE'VE GOT SCHOOL IN 20 MINUTES. 344 00:13:05,529 --> 00:13:07,269 [pony whinnies] 345 00:13:07,398 --> 00:13:11,018 BE RIGHT THERE. 346 00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:13,968 HEY. WHAT IS THAT? 347 00:13:14,095 --> 00:13:15,705 MY "MATTHEW" BOX. 348 00:13:15,835 --> 00:13:17,745 IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF MEMORIES FROM OUR RELATIONSHIP, 349 00:13:17,879 --> 00:13:19,889 WHICH IS TOTALLY OVER NOW. 350 00:13:20,009 --> 00:13:21,359 [loudly] GOING FOR A RUN! 351 00:13:21,488 --> 00:13:23,838 I'M JUST GONNA STRETCH FOR A SECOND. 352 00:13:23,967 --> 00:13:27,747 SO TALK AMONGST YOURSELVES. CAN'T HEAR A THING. 353 00:13:27,881 --> 00:13:29,841 - AMY. - MM-HMM. 354 00:13:29,969 --> 00:13:33,499 [loudly] YEAH? 355 00:13:33,622 --> 00:13:35,752 YOUR EARBUDS, THEY'RE NOT PLUGGED INTO ANYTHING. 356 00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:38,973 OH, I STILL CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING. 357 00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:41,540 CATCH YOU GUYS LATER. ALL RIGHT. 358 00:13:41,666 --> 00:13:42,666 [door closes] 359 00:13:42,798 --> 00:13:45,198 YOUR MOM IS A PIECE OF WORK. 360 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:47,620 WHAT'S IN THERE? - NOTHING. 361 00:13:47,755 --> 00:13:49,415 JUST SOME THINGS I THOUGHT I'D KEEP FOREVER. 362 00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:54,408 YOU KNOW, LIKE, PICTURES AND MOVIE TICKET STUBS. 363 00:13:54,539 --> 00:13:57,459 OUR "WHALE LOVERS FOREVER" BUMPER STICKER. 364 00:13:57,583 --> 00:14:00,103 YET ANOTHER LIE. - I'M PROUD OF YOU, EMILY. 365 00:14:00,236 --> 00:14:05,636 YOU'RE MOVING ON. - SO MOVING ON. 366 00:14:05,759 --> 00:14:06,849 YOU KNOW, MATTHEW MADE IT CLEAR 367 00:14:06,977 --> 00:14:08,287 HE WASN'T INTERESTED IN MAKING 368 00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:09,802 ANY NEW MEMORIES WITH ME, 369 00:14:09,934 --> 00:14:10,974 SO WHY KEEP THE OLD ONES? 370 00:14:11,108 --> 00:14:12,808 BESIDES, I'M WITH DEAN NOW. 371 00:14:12,934 --> 00:14:14,894 OH, HEY. MR. H. 372 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,412 HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME LETTING MYSELF IN 373 00:14:16,544 --> 00:14:18,074 NOW THAT WE'RE FAMILY, YOU KNOW. 374 00:14:18,197 --> 00:14:20,417 HEY, GROUP HUG. - OH, YES. 375 00:14:20,545 --> 00:14:23,285 YEAH. THIS FEELS EVEN RIGHT-ER. 376 00:14:23,415 --> 00:14:26,895 WELL, AS LONG AS EMILY'S HAPPY, I'M HAPPY. 377 00:14:27,024 --> 00:14:28,684 WHOA. 378 00:14:28,808 --> 00:14:32,508 YOU GUYS HAVE GOT A HOT GARDENER. 379 00:14:38,853 --> 00:14:41,553 HEY, GENTS, WHAT'S GOING ON? 380 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,070 HE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND. YOU TELL HIM. 381 00:14:44,203 --> 00:14:45,903 YOU ARE THE ONE WHO HAS HIS POSTER 382 00:14:46,028 --> 00:14:46,678 ABOVE YOUR BED. 383 00:14:46,812 --> 00:14:50,242 YOU TELL HIM. 384 00:14:50,378 --> 00:14:54,208 CALI CITRUS DROPPED YOU. 385 00:14:54,335 --> 00:14:55,905 LOOK, DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER, DAVID, 386 00:14:56,031 --> 00:14:57,901 WHICH IS CLEARLY KEVIN. 387 00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:00,951 THEY SAID YOU WEREN'T RESPONDING TO ANY OF THEIR WOOING, 388 00:15:01,076 --> 00:15:03,076 SO THEY MOVED ON. 389 00:15:03,207 --> 00:15:05,997 WOW. 390 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:08,160 OKAY. 391 00:15:08,295 --> 00:15:09,635 LOOK, LOOK, MAN. LOOK. 392 00:15:09,773 --> 00:15:12,263 IF THEY DON'T WANT TO GIVE YOU ANY NEW COMMERCIALS, 393 00:15:12,383 --> 00:15:13,593 FINE. THEY DON'T DESERVE YOU. 394 00:15:13,731 --> 00:15:15,641 YEAH. WE'RE MOVING ON. 395 00:15:15,774 --> 00:15:18,344 UGH! - HEY! 396 00:15:18,471 --> 00:15:20,211 THAT'S ALL I HAVE LEFT! WHAT WAS THAT? 397 00:15:20,341 --> 00:15:21,301 AN ACT OF ANGER ON YOUR BEHALF 398 00:15:21,428 --> 00:15:24,168 THAT WAS NOT WELL THOUGHT THROUGH. 399 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:25,649 LOOK, MAN. 400 00:15:25,777 --> 00:15:29,437 WE'LL GET YOU A NEW SPONSORSHIP LIKE FLORIDA GRAPEFRUIT. 401 00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:30,691 MARCUS, I DON'T WANT A REBOUND JUICE. 402 00:15:30,822 --> 00:15:33,782 I WAS WITH CALI CITRUS FOR EIGHT YEARS. 403 00:15:33,909 --> 00:15:36,909 YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO GET OVER A RELATIONSHIP THAT FAST. 404 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,220 NOBODY GETS OVER A RELATIONSHIP THAT FAST. 405 00:15:39,345 --> 00:15:42,395 YEAH. NOT EVEN EMILY. 406 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:44,080 NO. 407 00:15:44,216 --> 00:15:46,486 OH. DEAN. 408 00:15:46,607 --> 00:15:49,307 DEAN IS HER REBOUND JUICE. 409 00:15:49,434 --> 00:15:51,694 WHAT? 410 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:54,436 THE HOT GARDENER WAS RIGHT. 411 00:15:54,566 --> 00:15:56,696 DAVID, YOU'RE NOT THINKING CLEARLY HERE. 412 00:15:56,827 --> 00:15:59,477 JOSE'S CUTE, BUT HE'S CERTAINLY NOT HOT. 413 00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:02,270 I TOLD EMILY TO PLAY HARD TO GET WITH MATTHEW, 414 00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:03,954 THEY'VE BROKEN UP, AND NOW SHE'S WITH DEAN, 415 00:16:04,090 --> 00:16:06,530 AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT. 416 00:16:06,656 --> 00:16:08,446 SO YOU GAVE YOUR DAUGHTER DATING ADVICE 417 00:16:08,569 --> 00:16:11,529 BASED ON AN ORANGE JUICE COMMERCIAL NEGOTIATION? 418 00:16:11,657 --> 00:16:14,657 WELL, WHEN YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT-- 419 00:16:14,787 --> 00:16:17,877 I GOTTA FIX THIS. I HAVE TO FIX THIS FOR EMILY. 420 00:16:18,006 --> 00:16:19,446 I REALLY DO. JOE! 421 00:16:19,572 --> 00:16:22,962 JANIE, LET'S GO. WE'RE GOING TO BURGER UNIVERSE. 422 00:16:24,877 --> 00:16:29,617 KEVIN, FIND OUT WHAT THIS FREAKISHLY SMALL HORSE WANTS. 423 00:16:29,748 --> 00:16:32,968 HERE ARE YOUR TWO JUNIOR ASTRO MEALS. 424 00:16:33,096 --> 00:16:34,666 [imitating rocket blast] 425 00:16:34,792 --> 00:16:35,662 HEY, MR. HOBBS. 426 00:16:35,792 --> 00:16:37,882 MATTHEW. 427 00:16:38,010 --> 00:16:42,060 LISTEN, EMILY TOLD ME THAT YOU GUYS BROKE UP, 428 00:16:42,185 --> 00:16:43,145 AND I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE 429 00:16:43,272 --> 00:16:44,882 THAT THAT'S WHAT YOU REALLY WANT. 430 00:16:45,012 --> 00:16:47,182 WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER SINCE EMILY'S WITH DEAN NOW. 431 00:16:47,317 --> 00:16:49,537 [car horn honks] 432 00:16:49,665 --> 00:16:50,585 YOU CAN'T HOLD UP THE LINE, MR. HOBBS. 433 00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:51,579 OKAY. [car horn honks] 434 00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:53,279 OH. OH. OKAY. FINE. 435 00:16:53,405 --> 00:16:56,705 HE'S GOT MY CHANGE. 436 00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,492 WELCOME TO BURGER UNIVERSE 437 00:17:00,624 --> 00:17:01,274 WHERE OUR BURGERS ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD. 438 00:17:01,407 --> 00:17:02,537 MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? 439 00:17:02,668 --> 00:17:05,838 WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOU AND LAUREN? 440 00:17:05,973 --> 00:17:07,673 IS THAT YOU, MR. HOBBS? 441 00:17:07,799 --> 00:17:09,629 YES, MATTHEW. IT'S ME. WHAT'S THE DEAL? 442 00:17:09,757 --> 00:17:14,067 YOU HAVE TO PLACE AN ORDER. 443 00:17:14,192 --> 00:17:16,852 GIVE ME ANOTHER JUNIOR ASTRO MEAL. 444 00:17:16,975 --> 00:17:18,185 WITH THE GIRL TOY THIS TIME. 445 00:17:18,324 --> 00:17:21,364 WITH THE GIRL TOY. 446 00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:24,069 THAT'S ONE JUNIOR ASTRO MEAL WITH A GIRL TOY. 447 00:17:24,195 --> 00:17:26,895 PLEASE PULL UP TO THE WINDOW. 448 00:17:30,327 --> 00:17:32,547 IS THERE SOMETHING GOING ON WITH YOU AND LAUREN? 449 00:17:32,675 --> 00:17:34,765 I TOLD EMILY WE'RE JUST FRIENDS. 450 00:17:34,892 --> 00:17:36,982 [car honks] 451 00:17:37,110 --> 00:17:38,410 YOU CAN'T KEEP HOLDING UP THE LINE. 452 00:17:38,545 --> 00:17:39,855 OH, FINE. 453 00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:40,810 HEY, CAN WE GET SOME EXTRA BIG DIPPER DIP? 454 00:17:40,938 --> 00:17:43,938 AND SATURN RINGS. 455 00:17:53,332 --> 00:17:54,242 - YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. - LOOK. 456 00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:56,035 EMILY IS ONLY WITH DEAN 457 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,768 BECAUSE SHE THINKS YOU LIKE LAUREN. 458 00:17:57,897 --> 00:17:59,467 BUT I DON'T. 459 00:17:59,594 --> 00:18:01,334 WELL, THEN, WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS AT WORK? 460 00:18:01,464 --> 00:18:02,944 I'VE BEEN WORKING EXTRA SHIFTS, 461 00:18:03,072 --> 00:18:05,202 SO I CAN GET EMILY A GIFT FOR OUR THREE-MONTH ANNIVERSARY. 462 00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:08,995 WELL, MATTHEW, WHY DON'T YOU TELL HER THAT? 463 00:18:09,118 --> 00:18:10,858 YOU'VE GOT TO FIGHT FOR EMILY. 464 00:18:10,987 --> 00:18:13,247 IT'S TOO LATE. SHE'S MOVED ON. 465 00:18:13,379 --> 00:18:14,819 SHE'S HERE WITH DEAN NOW. 466 00:18:14,945 --> 00:18:17,645 [car horn honking] 467 00:18:17,772 --> 00:18:19,682 EMILY! EMILY, I GAVE YOU BAD ADVICE. 468 00:18:19,815 --> 00:18:22,865 I WAS WRONG. 469 00:18:22,990 --> 00:18:24,910 IS THAT MY DAD? 470 00:18:25,034 --> 00:18:28,384 I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR DAD WORKED HERE. COOL. 471 00:18:28,514 --> 00:18:30,124 MATTHEW DOESN'T LIKE LAUREN. 472 00:18:30,253 --> 00:18:31,473 HE WAS WORKING EXTRA SHIFTS 473 00:18:31,601 --> 00:18:34,081 TO BUY YOU AN ANNIVERSARY GIFT. 474 00:18:34,210 --> 00:18:36,820 YOU KIND OF RUINED THE SURPRISE, MR. HOBBS. 475 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,430 MATTHEW, I'M AN ACTOR. I KNOW ABOUT THESE THINGS. 476 00:18:38,559 --> 00:18:41,519 YOU HAVE TO FIGHT FOR EMILY. 477 00:18:41,646 --> 00:18:44,386 THAT ONE DIDN'T NEED TO GO OVER THE LOUDSPEAKER. 478 00:18:44,517 --> 00:18:46,597 IS WHAT MY DAD SAID TRUE? 479 00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:49,224 EMILY, THIS AREA'S FOR EMPLOYEES ONLY. 480 00:18:49,344 --> 00:18:52,384 YOU'RE NOT EVEN WEARING A HAIRNET. 481 00:18:52,519 --> 00:18:53,999 WERE YOU REALLY WORKING EXTRA SHIFTS 482 00:18:54,128 --> 00:18:56,398 JUST SO YOU COULD BUY ME AN ANNIVERSARY GIFT? 483 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:59,690 SURPRISE. 484 00:18:59,824 --> 00:19:01,784 WHAT'S UP? 485 00:19:01,912 --> 00:19:03,872 I'M SO GETTING FIRED. 486 00:19:03,999 --> 00:19:06,439 DID ANYBODY HERE WASH THEIR HANDS? 487 00:19:06,565 --> 00:19:08,395 DEAN, I AM SO SORRY 488 00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:09,822 I MIXED YOU UP IN ALL OF THIS. 489 00:19:09,957 --> 00:19:11,167 YOU'RE A GREAT GUY. 490 00:19:11,305 --> 00:19:12,315 IT'S ALL GOOD. 491 00:19:12,436 --> 00:19:13,386 I CAN SEE THAT YOU TWO 492 00:19:13,524 --> 00:19:14,874 ARE TOTALLY MEANT TO BE TOGETHER. 493 00:19:15,001 --> 00:19:16,311 PLUS, I'VE BEEN HAVING TROUBLE 494 00:19:16,437 --> 00:19:19,487 GETTING THAT HOT GARDENER OUT OF MY MIND. 495 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:22,964 MATTHEW. 496 00:19:23,090 --> 00:19:25,660 I SHOULD'VE JUST TRUSTED YOU INSTEAD OF THINKING THE WORST. 497 00:19:25,787 --> 00:19:28,697 I WAS JUST UPSET BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T FIGHTING FOR ME. 498 00:19:28,831 --> 00:19:31,101 I'M REALLY SORRY. 499 00:19:31,223 --> 00:19:33,003 CAN YOU FORGIVE ME? 500 00:19:33,136 --> 00:19:37,276 I CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT. 501 00:19:37,398 --> 00:19:40,098 I'M STILL HERE. KIND OF GROSS. 502 00:19:46,792 --> 00:19:49,702 OUR FIRST MAKE-UP FRY. 503 00:19:49,835 --> 00:19:52,015 JUST SORRY I THREW OUT MY "MATTHEW" BOX. 504 00:19:52,141 --> 00:19:54,751 ACTUALLY... 505 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,760 [gasps] YOU SAVED IT? 506 00:19:57,881 --> 00:20:00,271 - YOUR MOM. - BACK IN THE LOOP. 507 00:20:00,403 --> 00:20:01,753 THANKS, MOM. 508 00:20:01,882 --> 00:20:04,622 THANK YOU, DADDY. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 509 00:20:04,752 --> 00:20:06,892 GLAD TO KNOW YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME. 510 00:20:07,013 --> 00:20:07,963 THIS KIND OF REMINDS ME 511 00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:10,190 OF OUR SEASON EIGHT CLIFF-HANGER-- 512 00:20:10,318 --> 00:20:13,978 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. DON'T RUIN IT. 513 00:20:16,407 --> 00:20:18,277 I CAN'T BELIEVE DAD'S MAKING US CLEAN UP 514 00:20:18,407 --> 00:20:20,237 AFTER BUTTERCUP FOR A WHOLE WEEK. 515 00:20:20,365 --> 00:20:22,585 YOU'D THINK A MINI HORSE WOULD HAVE MINI POOP. 516 00:20:22,713 --> 00:20:25,103 SO WRONG. 517 00:20:25,235 --> 00:20:26,105 - HEY, JOE. - YEAH. 518 00:20:26,235 --> 00:20:27,105 LISTEN TO ME. 519 00:20:27,235 --> 00:20:28,155 PUT THAT IN A PAPER BAG, 520 00:20:28,279 --> 00:20:29,759 GO OVER TO MARCUS'S HOUSE. 521 00:20:29,888 --> 00:20:31,278 PUT IT ON HIS DOORSTEP, RING THE BELL-- 522 00:20:31,410 --> 00:20:33,020 - WAIT! - [laughs] AND THEN RUN! 523 00:20:33,070 --> 00:20:37,620 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36254

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