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Rocket's List of Grievances,
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Number 323,
in a never-ending series.
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First off, we finally
get the recognition we deserve
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for defeating Odin's loser of a
brother, the Serpent.
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Yeah, that's real
Asgardian gold.
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Probably fetch us 50 or 60 thousand
units each on the black market.
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Eh, not that I'd know
anything about that.
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Anyway, where was I?
Oh, yeah.
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Got a bunch of medals for defeating
the Serpent, blah, blah, blah...
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Asgard salutes you!
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Only to have the bum crash the party.
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Literally.
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- Huh?
- Hmm?
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Remember that big old World
Tree in the middle of Asgard?
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Well, it turns out the Serpent
not only planted it,
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he controls it!
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He used the World Tree to capture
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- [Asgardians yelling
- every single Asgardian.
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Well, not every Asgardian.
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- Gotta hand it to the blond guy.
- Huh?
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He put up a good fight.
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A little light
on the explosions for my taste,
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but heavy
on the property damage.
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Thor sacrificed himself and severed
the Rainbow Bridge to Asgard
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so's we could escape
in the Bifrost chamber...
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with his loser of a brother,
Loki.
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All of Asgard defeated,
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destroyed, demoralized,
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and not by me!
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Eh, cheer up, horn-head.
With Thor and Odin out of the picture,
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you finally get to be
what you always wanted...
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All-Father over all of Asgard.
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Which now consists of this room and a
small fragment of the Rainbow Bridge.
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That is why I intend to escape
through the Bifrost
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to somewhere as far as possible
from this realm!
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Wait! You can operate
the Bifrost?
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Why didn't you mention
that little tidbit before?
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Because, Peter Quill,
it does not matter!
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Even though I am All-Father,
even with the Bifrost at my disposal,
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I still could not possibly defeat my
uncle, the Serpent, on my own.
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Yeah, but unlike you,
we got friends.
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We could split up
and take the Bifrost
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to bring reinforcements
from all over the galaxy.
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I am Groot?
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No, Gamora didn't
think about that.
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But I did.
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To Whom It May Concern:
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The entire galaxy is flarged
unless you help us!
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Eh, problem solved.
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Now open the Bifrost.
We ain't got all day.
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And why should I
trust you to return?
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Ooh! Ooh!
I got that one!
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'Cause you don't
have a choice.
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Fear not, Prince of Lies.
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The fate of Asgard
and the entire galaxy
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is in our capable hands.
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We are well and truly flarged.
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*Marvel's GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY
Mission Breakout*
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Season 03 Episode 23
Title :"With a Little Help From My Friends"
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Now, where is that milk?
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Aah!
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Listen up,
Earth's Mightiest Heroes.
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Which admittedly
ain't saying much.
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We got a galactic emergency
on our hands.
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No time to explain.
So let's move it on...
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Eh...
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Eh, where's
the big green guy?
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Oh, uh, that would be me.
Sometimes.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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So, go green already.
I ain't got all day.
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Well, it's not that easy,
really.
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Uh, something
has to make me angry first.
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Huh. Challenge accepted!
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Huh.
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I'd really like to help,
but if you wanna get me mad,
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you're gonna have to
make some effort.
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Oh, I'll show ya effort!
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Ha!
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Right. I-I can't get mad at you
if I can't see you.
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Ha!
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Besides, I have to
keep a spare pair.
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They tend to break
when the other guy shows up.
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So when's
that gonna happen?
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As soon as
you make me mad.
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Wet... but not angry.
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Stop it.
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Tickles.
Uh, and still not angry.
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Definitely amused,
uh, but not angry.
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Ha-ha! What about tha...
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Aah! Hot! Hot!
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Look, I can't get angry
if I can't take you seriously.
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Seriously?
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Take this seriously!
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Oh, yes! Yes!
Here it comes.
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Seriously?!
How can you not be angry?
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I just destroyed your lab!
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Th... This...
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This isn't my lab!
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No, it's my lab!
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Iron Man?!
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Okay, before you get
your tin shorts all twisted,
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this was all
for a good cause!
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Your buddy Thor's in trouble,
not to mention the whole galaxy!
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So I needed to get the puny
guy mad so he'd go Hulk.
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Right, puny guy?
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Tony, is that my milk?
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I don't know. Maybe.
Hold on.
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This is my building,
so technically,
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it's my milk.
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You... You stole my milk
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and drank from the carton?!
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- How many times...
- No.
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Have I told you
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Not to take my milk?!
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Open the Bifrost!
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Bifrost!
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Hey, do you think, uh,
Banner'll mind that we took his milk?
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This is your fault,
Yondu!
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Don't you go blaming me,
Nebula.
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I was just following your orders
to obtain this here cannon.
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I didn't tell you to steal it
from other Ravagers!
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Y'all want this back,
do you?
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Well, here's a taste!
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I am Groot.
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- Uh-Huh?
- Uh-Huh?
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To Whom It May Concern:
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The entire galaxy is flarged
unless you help us!
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Uh-huh.
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One more for good measure.
Huh?
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Aaahhh!
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Hey, whatcha doin'
down there?
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I am Groot!
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I ain't got time for none of
Quill's "ooga chaka."
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I am Groot!
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Hey!
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I am Groot!
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I am Groot.
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Where's my cannon at, shrub?
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I am Groot.
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I am Groot!
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I am Groooot!
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No fair! I'm the one
who controls my arrow!
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I am Groot!
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Quit fooling around, Yondu,
or I'm leaving without you!
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Ow!
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Seriously?!
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Yondu! You will not like
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what I do with this arrow
when I find you!
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Entire galaxy is flarged...
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I am Groot.
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I am Groot, I am Groot,
I am Groot, I am Groot!
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I am Groot?
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Where is
the plasma cannon?
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Don't ask!
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- Why is my arrow sticking out of your...
- Don't ask!
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I am Groot!
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What do you want
from us?
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I am Groot. I am Groot.
I am Groot. I am Groot.
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I am Groot!
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I am Groot.
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I am Groot!
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Fine.
Whatever you want.
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I am Groot!
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So, what did
we just agree to?
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Let me in!
Sammy, let me in!
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Just 'cause Mom
told me to watch you
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doesn't mean you can
come in my room, Kaelynn!
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No girls allowed!
Whoa!
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Gamora?
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Sam, there's
a galactic emergency.
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I need your help right now.
No time to explain.
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Sam, who's in there?
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Is it a girl?
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No one! Go away!
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Listen, I can't go with you.
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My mom grounded me
and hid my Nova helmet
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after she found out
I got thrown in Nova prison.
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I would've thought nearly being
executed was punishment enough.
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Beats having to watch
my baby sister.
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I'm not a baby, Sam.
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Are you the real babysitter?
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Out! Now!
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- Besides...
- I know where your helmet is.
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Tell me where it is, child!
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Now!
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Uh, it's okay, Gamora.
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Kaelynn's just lying
so she can come in my room.
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Which you can't.
Now go.
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Good luck
finding your helmet.
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We don't need luck.
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I just have to scan
for its frequency.
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It's close.
Really close.
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Wheeeee! Whee! Wheeee!
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Oh, no.
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You can't catch me!
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- Get... down... here... now!
- Wheeee!
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Here! Take one of these!
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I meant use it
to chase her!
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My way was faster.
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Aahh!
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Again! Again!
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Aww.
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Listen, Kaelynn,
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I need that helmet to help
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Gamora save the galaxy.
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You always save the galaxy.
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I never get
to save the galaxy!
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You never let me do anything!
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I'll let you do anything
you want, Kaelynn.
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Really?
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Really?
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Wheee-ee-ee-ee-ee!
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This is better
than saving the galaxy!
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Next time Sam tries to kick you
out of his room, -
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He'll have to go through me.
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First rule of sisterhood:
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Unite against a common enemy.
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Open the Bifrost!
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I can't just leave
Kaelynn home alone.
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I don't think
that'll be a problem.
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You can be in my room,
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But don't touch my stuff while I'm gone.
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Hm!
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Huh?
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00:14:28,931 --> 00:14:32,038
Listen up, people!
The legendary Star-Lord is here
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to bring back
the best and bravest
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for a mission of galactic...
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Oh, don't let me stop you.
Finish your speech.
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What, seriously?
Howard the Duck?
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It's another fake assignment!
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Oh, what, I'm not good enough
for your little mission?
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And I still don't know
what a duck is.
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This is Conjunction.
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The place is literally crawling
with arena fighters.
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There must be someone better
than a talking duck here!
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Well, you're a talking human.
I'm not impressed.
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No, see, you don't get it.
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I'm looking for a champion
to save the galaxy.
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Did someone
say "champion"?
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'Cause I'm Tryco Slatterus,
the Champion of the Universe!
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Right. And what are
your qualifications, exactly?
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I... I'm the Champion...
of the Universe.
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It's literally
right in the title.
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Okay. Well, I guess anything
beats a duck in a suit.
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Welcome aboard, Champ!
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Hey! I thought you were gonna
help me save the galaxy!
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I will.
Once you beat me in combat!
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No, I think...
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No, I think you're unclear...
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On the concept!
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The idea is we fight
on the same side!
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We will, if you're worthy.
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Okay,
somebody needs to chill out.
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Howard...
Howard, little help!
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Oh, so now
you want my help.
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00:16:24,606 --> 00:16:27,219
Fine. I'll do it myself.
257
00:16:28,606 --> 00:16:31,297
Huh?
258
00:16:38,672 --> 00:16:41,359
Hey, it's no fair
bringing your twin brother.
259
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:44,758
Oh, that's better.
260
00:16:44,846 --> 00:16:46,325
No, wait! That's worse!
261
00:16:49,531 --> 00:16:52,680
Ha! Still think
I'm useless?
262
00:16:53,335 --> 00:16:54,525
Kinda.
263
00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:57,406
Oh, I could set him free
if you wanna go another round.
264
00:16:57,696 --> 00:17:00,180
Fine. You got the gig.
265
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,445
Open the Bifrost!
266
00:17:08,268 --> 00:17:10,681
All right.
267
00:17:10,808 --> 00:17:13,265
We'll, uh,
call this one a draw.
268
00:17:18,562 --> 00:17:20,617
Oy, what a mess!
269
00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:22,727
Cosmo knows one thing for sure.
270
00:17:22,814 --> 00:17:26,774
No one will be teleporting in and
out of Knowhere for long time.
271
00:17:28,524 --> 00:17:30,024
Whoa!
272
00:17:32,828 --> 00:17:35,742
Cosmo, I need your help to...
273
00:17:35,869 --> 00:17:40,367
To free Asgard from Serpent and save
galaxy, da. Cosmo read Drax mind.
274
00:17:42,133 --> 00:17:43,592
Cosmo come like good dog,
275
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:46,060
but Cosmo need lucky squeaky toy.
276
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:48,531
Cosmo take on very first
cosmonaut mission.
277
00:17:48,619 --> 00:17:50,578
Never leaves Knowhere
without it.
278
00:17:50,719 --> 00:17:52,437
That was
surprisingly easy.
279
00:17:52,569 --> 00:17:54,601
Perhaps even a waste of my...
280
00:17:56,088 --> 00:17:57,789
Heel! Bad Knowhere!
281
00:17:58,008 --> 00:18:00,056
Knowhere has been
bit temperamental
282
00:18:00,143 --> 00:18:02,437
since Guardians destroy
Continuum Cortex.
283
00:18:02,524 --> 00:18:04,055
Is okay.
284
00:18:07,427 --> 00:18:10,147
Now, as Cosmo was saying...
285
00:18:10,234 --> 00:18:12,076
Oh, nyet.
286
00:18:12,353 --> 00:18:14,209
Not again!
287
00:18:15,607 --> 00:18:19,556
Can you not discipline
this giant severed head?!
288
00:18:19,643 --> 00:18:22,261
Cosmo try
to read Knowhere mind.
289
00:18:26,266 --> 00:18:28,839
Curious. Knowhere is...
290
00:18:29,012 --> 00:18:31,589
How you say... whimpering?
291
00:18:32,269 --> 00:18:34,227
My daughter, Camaria,
would behave the same
292
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:37,222
when I was about to leave for
an extended arena combat tour.
293
00:18:37,310 --> 00:18:39,223
It is called
"separation anxiety."
294
00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:40,958
And how would Drax handle?
295
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:42,628
I had several methods.
296
00:18:42,783 --> 00:18:45,423
The first, and most
effective, was to lie.
297
00:18:45,539 --> 00:18:46,954
Fear not, Knowhere!
298
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,436
Drax and Cosmo
will return momentarily.
299
00:18:49,524 --> 00:18:51,694
We most certainly
will not be confronting
300
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:54,243
an all-powerful Asgardian
in fierce battle
301
00:18:54,331 --> 00:18:57,016
to determine the fate
of the entire galaxy.
302
00:19:11,955 --> 00:19:14,251
But I was so convincing.
303
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:17,397
Another method
I used on Camaria
304
00:19:17,484 --> 00:19:19,501
was to distract her
with an activity.
305
00:19:19,884 --> 00:19:23,647
Knowhere,
Cosmo has important job for you!
306
00:19:23,734 --> 00:19:26,749
Please to stack Darkhawk
prison pods in neat pile.
307
00:19:26,837 --> 00:19:28,563
Speaks Russian...
308
00:19:37,228 --> 00:19:38,548
Well done, mongrel.
309
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:42,063
Now, while Knowhere's distracted,
we will take our leave.
310
00:19:48,844 --> 00:19:50,087
Is not working!
311
00:19:50,175 --> 00:19:52,985
Knowhere is having
tantrum temper!
312
00:19:53,954 --> 00:19:56,983
I would often let Camaria cry it out
in such instances.
313
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,397
Comrade Squeakers!
314
00:20:03,727 --> 00:20:06,555
Drop it! Drop it!
315
00:20:10,071 --> 00:20:12,346
Cosmo not like "cry it out"!
316
00:20:12,433 --> 00:20:14,344
I have one final method.
317
00:20:14,432 --> 00:20:16,714
It is called
a "transitional object."
318
00:20:16,802 --> 00:20:18,383
Something to remind Camaria
319
00:20:18,470 --> 00:20:19,719
Of me when I was gone.
320
00:20:19,902 --> 00:20:24,134
Camaria's was a beloved stuffed
animal she named Mr. Rhinopus.
321
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:27,538
Alas, I do not currently have
Mr. Rhinopus on my person.
322
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:30,079
Perhaps some other
treasured object will suffice.
323
00:20:31,933 --> 00:20:34,165
Oh, nyet!
324
00:20:37,313 --> 00:20:39,446
Okay.
325
00:20:39,645 --> 00:20:43,751
Please to keep Comrade Squeakers
safe until Cosmo come back?
326
00:20:51,774 --> 00:20:54,016
Cosmo always come back.
327
00:20:54,103 --> 00:20:56,610
It's not like
galaxy will end.
328
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,760
Oh, flarg.
329
00:21:09,899 --> 00:21:12,922
Is lot like galaxy will end.
330
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,875
I am Groot!
331
00:21:21,399 --> 00:21:23,211
Like the tree says,
332
00:21:23,313 --> 00:21:26,890
welcome to the Guardians
of the krutackin' galaxy.
333
00:21:26,978 --> 00:21:28,398
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