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Welcome
to Tivan Tower... Huh?
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...my new permanent
exhibit space
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for the greatest collection
the galaxy has ever known.
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A collection that now includes
the Guardians of the Galaxy.
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Drax.
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Groot.
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Quill.
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Gamora. What's going on here?
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Each of you will be preserved
in a specially designed habitat.
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And stocked with everything
I need to bust outta here!
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Specially
designed to achieve
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maximum humiliation and
punishment.
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Aw,
come on! Let me at it!
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For all the one-of-a-kind
artifacts from my collection
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that you have
stolen or destroyed,
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and all the personal indignities
you have visited upon me.
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Enjoy your cage, rodent.
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Seriously?
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Not even the good kind!
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What am I supposed
to eat around here?
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Feel free to root through this.
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Aahh!
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I'd like to root through
your frizzy white skull!
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Aha!
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Anything's possible,
long as you got a role of duct tape.
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End of the roll?
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It's okay. I can work with this.
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Huh?
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Security drones to
the rodent's habitat!
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I can definitely work with this.
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Back off, spark plugs!
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Face the Wheel of Doom!
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Yes!
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Time to bust out
those other losers.
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Ain't a prison or habitat
built can keep me.
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Floor, please?
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Huh?
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Weapons vault.
And make it snappy.
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I got some collecting
of my own to do.
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Welcome
to Tivan Tower,
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my new permanent exhibit space
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for the greatest collection
the galaxy has ever known.
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A collection that now includes
the Guardians of the Galaxy.
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What is this place?
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It looks... nice.
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Too nice.
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Anything this nice
has to be a trap.
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Each of you will be preserved
in a specially designed habitat.
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Specially designed to achieve
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maximum humiliation
and punishment
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for all the one-of-a-kind
artifacts from my collection
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that you have
stolen or destroyed,
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and all the personal indignities
you have visited upon me.
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You're not fooling me with all
this useless luxury and comfort.
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What are you hiding?
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Greetings,
Miss Gamora. How may I be of service?
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Cool beverage?
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Greetings,
Miss Gamora. How may I be of service?
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Perhaps a massage?
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Greetings,
Miss Gamora. How may I be of service?
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Care for a manicure? Kree mineral
bath? Xandarian dressing gown?
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I can make it fire hot,
ice cold, rock solid,
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airy soft,
or anything in between.
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Greetings,
Miss Gamora.
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Greetings,
Miss Gamora. How may we be of service?
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I'm sure I'll think
of something.
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Greetings,
Miss Gamora.
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Greetings,
Miss Gamora. How may we be of service?
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This is literally why
we can't have nice things.
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Coming?
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One sec.
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Man! The Collector must've
put you through the ringer.
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Actually, I feel pretty relaxed.
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Security drones,
apprehend the escapees at once!
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I have important
business to attend to,
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and I am not to be disturbed
under any circumstances.
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I am Groot?
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You are simply too
unique a specimen
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not to study immediately.
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I see you are in
the early stages
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of one of your
regeneration cycles.
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No doubt you will
be more docile.
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Now, open wide and say, "Ahh."
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I am Groot.
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No, no, no, no, no. "Ahh."
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I am Groot! "Aahh"!
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That was collectible.
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Perhaps we should
test your reflexes instead.
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Sap!
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Huh?
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Hmph!
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Let's try listening
to your pulse.
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I am Groot!
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Huh?
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I am Groot.
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Very well. I accept
your apology.
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Security
to Collector. Sorry to report
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we were unsuccessful in
apprehending the escapees.
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I told you...
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I am not to be
dis...
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I'm not to be disturbed
under any...
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circums... circumstances!
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Security to Collector.
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00:09:03,170 --> 00:09:07,120
Sorry to report
we were unsuccessful...
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00:09:08,540 --> 00:09:11,186
Should've listened
to the toaster.
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Easy,
bud. I'll have you outta here in a...
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00:09:15,210 --> 00:09:19,766
Eh? Well,
why didn't you do that in the first place?
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I am Groot.
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Can't argue
with logic like that.
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Warning! Security breach!
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All collectibles return
to your habitats at once!
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Why would I ever wanna leave?
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This place is perfect!
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Whoo.
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Except for one little thing.
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Sweet.
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There we go.
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Right back in the cent... Uh...
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Come on. Stay right there.
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Okay.
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Perfect... St... Hey!
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Center!
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Center! Ahh.
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Center!
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All right!
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Now to complete the scene,
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some super-awesome tunes.
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Must be defective.
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Okay.
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Perfect except for two
little things. It's all right.
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Nothing that can't be worked out with a
little target practice...
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on the official Star-Lord
Super-Awesome Element Blaster Range!
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Heh. Yeah,
there's always one bad coin slot.
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This will require steady nerves
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and two quarters.
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Aha!
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Awww!
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Fine.
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00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:07,896
Perfect except for
three little things.
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Ready
Player One. Shoot!
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Aha!
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Ugh!
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00:12:18,580 --> 00:12:20,790
Ugh!
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00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:36,556
"From the official Star-Lord
Fan Club Collection"?
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00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:39,856
Oh,
this can only mean one thing.
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I have fans! Aah!
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And apparently a lot
of fan mail to answer.
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All right. You win.
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It was a good idea to
bring along the Collector.
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Quill,
let's go. This place is nothing
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but cruel psychological torture.
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I know.
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But I'm finally getting
the recognition I deserve.
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Uh...
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Okay, fine. Let's go.
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I am Groot.
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00:13:29,710 --> 00:13:33,290
I know,
bud. I can never unsee that either.
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- Warning!
- Security breach!
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All collectibles return
to your habitats at once!
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00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:48,936
Okay, people. We need to free Drax,
get to the Milano,
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00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,726
then make like a tree and leave.
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I am Groot! What?
It's an express...
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You know what?
You're worse than Drax.
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Speaking
of the green cue ball,
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his cell's a few
floors up from here,
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on the Maximum
Security level.
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I am Groot?
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00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:07,210
How should I know which
button opens Drax's cell?
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I am Groot?
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00:14:14,830 --> 00:14:16,620
But I know it ain't that one!
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Must be a dud.
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I am Groot?
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00:14:27,580 --> 00:14:31,580
Eh, how much damage could
one blown generator cause?
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00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:06,726
Hold, furry creature,
and prepare to battle Drax the Destroy...
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We need to
get Drax out of there.
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Floor, please?
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Maximum Security level,
and make it snappy.
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Only authorized personnel
are allowed up there.
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I,
uh, personally
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authorize these personnel,
for I am the Collector.
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Really?
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You're authorizing them to
access the Maximum Security level?
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Drax the
Destroyer...
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does not fear...
squishiness!
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00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:27,726
Sorry. I can't authorize you
access to Maximum Security level.
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Well, then,
fine. We'll authorize ourselves.
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Go on. Knock yourselves out.
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00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,806
Heh. Must be a retinal scanner.
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00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,356
That's disgusting!
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00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:50,686
Did I mention the controls for the
upper floors are voice activated?
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00:16:52,670 --> 00:16:55,920
Please stop that.
It is very annoying.
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00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:09,646
Huh? I'm awake!
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00:17:09,670 --> 00:17:12,646
Fools! You cannot
escape the Collector!
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Take them to Maximum Security level,
now!
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00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:23,040
Drax the Destroyer will
not go down without a fight!
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Several fights, if necessary.
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Ah!
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Ugh!
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00:17:44,710 --> 00:17:46,896
Uhh...
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00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:53,710
What,
do I have something stuck in my teeth?
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00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:01,976
Okay. We managed to
escape the Collector's habitats.
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00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,806
Now we just have to get to
the roof and retrieve our ship.
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00:18:04,830 --> 00:18:08,896
Hold it, kid. I'm the one who
pushes the buttons around here.
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00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,306
I am Groot!
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Not bad for a nonagenarian.
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00:18:21,420 --> 00:18:24,146
This is why you need
an elevator operator.
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To push the right
button.
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I am Groot,
I am Groot, I am Groot...
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I am Groot,
I am Groot!
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00:18:39,830 --> 00:18:43,396
I am Groot?
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00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:45,856
Yes, technically,
you pushed the right button,
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along with a hundred wrong ones!
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00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:33,096
You know what,
I'm gonna get the next one.
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00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:42,556
So that's where all those
missing socks end up.
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00:20:42,580 --> 00:20:44,766
Rooftop. Please watch your step.
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Yes! Home free!
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00:20:53,380 --> 00:20:56,766
I told you,
no one escapes the Collector.
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00:20:56,790 --> 00:20:59,436
Drax the Destroyer
will tame this beast!
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00:20:59,460 --> 00:21:02,186
Whoa!
220
00:21:02,210 --> 00:21:06,056
It is a rhinopus,
a very popular house pet among my people.
221
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:08,056
Who is a good rhinopus?
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00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,856
You are. Yes. You are.
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00:21:12,460 --> 00:21:14,896
No, no, no, no, no!
224
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They are also
very easy to train.
225
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,726
I am Groot?
226
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:27,896
No, we can't go on "that
awesome elevator ride again."
227
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,056
Yeesh!
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I am Groot.
229
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,170
I am, too, fun!
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00:21:34,194 --> 00:21:37,194
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