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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:05,360 Time's up! Time's up! Finish! Finish your work! 2 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:08,840 Please, time's up! Hurry up! Time's up! Come on! 3 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:23,640 - Hi! - Hi, Deepak. 4 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:30,480 Congratulations, Deepak! 5 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:55,080 I swear to fulfill to the best of my ability and judgment this covenant. 6 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:58,480 I will respect the hard-won scientific gains 7 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:01,800 of those physicians in whose steps I walk. 8 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:06,200 I will remember that warmth, sympathy and understanding 9 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,480 may outweigh the surgeon's knife. 10 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:12,400 May I long experience the joy of healing those 11 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,400 who may seek my help. 12 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:16,760 And I will maintain by all means in my power 13 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:21,040 the honour and noble tradition of the medical profession. 14 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:37,920 Swami-ji, keep the rupees! 15 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:40,000 It's all about dollars for me! 16 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:17,600 Show some respect now, huh? I'm a doctor! 17 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:05,360 Ma! 18 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:09,640 Dr. Deepak Veer Chopra. 19 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,320 MD. - on! 20 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,520 Doctor! 21 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:20,880 Your father would've been so proud of you today! 22 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,400 - He would've been proud of you, Ma. 23 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:25,120 You've worked so hard for us. 24 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:28,800 Ma! Ma! 25 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:32,600 Last time! 26 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:45,520 I want us to experience the world now! 27 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:49,560 And, Ma, I can heal people anywhere! 28 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:53,360 Ma? 29 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:58,200 Ma! 30 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:05,720 - Ma, pack up these spices now! 31 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:08,440 We'll need them to keep us warm. 32 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:12,040 We are moving to the land of opportunity. 33 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:15,120 - Honey... I thought we were going to Canada. 34 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,080 Let's go! 35 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,400 So many white people, new? 36 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,280 Ma, did you know the entire country once belonged to the Indians? 37 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,640 - Amazing! Indians! 38 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:43,240 Hello! 39 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:48,280 - Dr. Deepak Veer Chopra. Really? 40 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:51,320 Millions of us Indians share many names, 41 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:53,680 but there's only one great Dr. Deepak Chopra. 42 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:55,720 - You also! 43 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:57,480 - And Vijay Sharma sponsored you? 44 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:58,880 - Yes! He's my brother! 45 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,320 He's got the best Indian restaurant in Toronto: 46 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:03,640 Korma Suva! 47 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:08,160 Susan, you should come there sometime if you like Indian food. 48 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:09,560 We'll give you big discount! 49 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,200 - Welcome to Canada. - Thank you, ma'am! 50 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:12,800 - Thank you! Thank you! 51 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:15,440 Look how quickly she stamped our passports! 52 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,840 These Chinese, they're just like us! - OK! 53 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:20,000 - They love discounts even more than sex! 54 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:21,480 - Shhh! Shhh! Let's go! 55 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:23,600 Carefully! We have to find your uncle Vijay. 56 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:27,160 - OK! Over here! Over here! 57 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:33,160 - Who are these girls? 58 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,680 - Must be his assistants, new? 59 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:39,360 - Hey, Uncle! 60 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:43,440 Welcome to Toronto! Huh? 61 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:46,320 So, Uncle, where's all the snow? 62 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,600 'WOW! - Huh? 63 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,320 Beautiful house, Uncle! 64 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:53,200 Very nice! 65 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:54,880 - And where is she? 66 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:57,040 - Uncle, when do we meet Rani? 67 00:07:57,160 --> 00:08:00,120 - Viju, you never told us where did you meet her? 68 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:01,920 - Uh,where? - Huh, where? 69 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:04,760 She's coming. 70 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:13,400 Huh? What do you think? 71 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:14,840 Huh? 72 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:20,520 Welcome to your new home. 73 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:24,200 Namaste! 74 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:25,800 Namaste! 75 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:29,120 - I hope you brought your appetites. I've been cooking up a storm! 76 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:30,600 - Buzz, buzz, buzz! 77 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:32,800 Beautiful! 78 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:35,320 - Let's eat! 79 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:38,640 - That's fine. Thank you! 80 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:41,760 - Mmm! Rani, there's already enough food! 81 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:43,240 - Oh, but the Dalai Lama says, 82 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:46,400 "One must approach both love and cooking with reckless abandon." 83 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:47,720 - Uh-huh! 84 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:52,040 Oh, your auntie warships the snake god. 85 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:55,480 - But, Uncle, isn't the snake god a cobra? 86 00:08:56,680 --> 00:09:01,600 - Um, there are no cobras here, so she worships the rattlesnake god. 87 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:03,720 on! - Lamb? 88 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:06,040 - No, thank you, Auntie! I don't eat meat! 89 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,880 My Deepu is a grass eater! 90 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:09,960 - Um... 91 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:12,120 But I'll have some! 92 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:16,600 Nellie? 93 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:18,840 - Thank you! Uncle, can I serve you? 94 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:20,600 - Please! - Mmm! 95 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:21,720 Looks tasty! 96 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:23,080 - Uh. good! 97 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:25,280 Naan? 98 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:26,400 - Thank you! 99 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:28,120 - Naan? 100 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:29,760 - Thank you! 101 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:31,280 Naan! 102 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:33,920 - Where did you learn to cook Indian food? 103 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,080 - TV! 104 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:37,720 - Uncle? Auntie? You've been godsends. 105 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:41,760 Supporting my education and now sponsoring us? 106 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:45,160 Really, words can't express how thankful lam 107 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:47,080 for everything you've done for Ma and me. 108 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,400 - Don't thank me. It was your aunt's idea. 109 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:51,240 She wanted us all to be together. 110 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:53,640 - Really? - Thank you, Auntie! 111 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,160 You're welcome! 112 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:57,480 To my lovely Indian family! 113 00:09:58,720 --> 00:09:59,680 Cheers! 114 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:02,320 - I'll drink to that! 115 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:04,120 - But Neelu-ji, you've never drank alcohol before! 116 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,080 - Well, I've never been on a plane before! 117 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:08,000 Cheers! 118 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:09,760 I like Canada! 119 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:11,280 It likes you! 120 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:13,360 Ma? 121 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:14,680 Ma, are you OK? 122 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:22,400 - I would be proud to be a pan 123 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:24,480 of your medical team. 124 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:29,880 Sincerely, Dr. Deepak Veer Chopra. 125 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:37,800 That was fast! 126 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:42,200 Hey, sexy! You're so big! 127 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:45,400 Do you know what else is big? These massive savings! 128 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:48,920 Click now and we can have some fun! Click right here! 129 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:55,320 - A slice of cucumber on each eye; 130 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:57,960 my idea of a perfectly balanced diet. 131 00:10:58,080 --> 00:10:59,200 - Really? 132 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:03,840 - Hello, ladies! 133 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,160 - Hot stone massage at 5:00? 134 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:07,720 - Yes, yes! Let's get stoned! 135 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:11,200 - Deepak! Looks like you just got some good news! 136 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:12,560 - It's a job offer! 137 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:14,840 I can feel it from the bottom of my heart! 138 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:17,880 - I can also feel it from my bottom! My Deepu! 139 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,400 - OK, guys, no need to get excited. 140 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:22,560 It's just an interview call-in. 141 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:28,560 Guys! It's just an interview! Come on! 142 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:57,920 Come on, Deepak! Confidence! 143 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:00,600 You can do this. You're a good doctor! Yes! 144 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,440 "Good morning! Good morning! 145 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:05,200 "My name is Deepak V... Good morning! 146 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:07,360 "My name is Dr. Deepak Veer Chopra. 147 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,440 "I'm caring and I'm compassionate." 148 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:11,400 Yes, that's it! "I'm a dedicated-" 149 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:24,040 Good day! 150 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:31,920 - Congratulations! 151 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:34,760 You've excelled at the Medical Council Evaluating Exams! 152 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:38,200 - Despite your excellent exam results, 153 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:41,920 the Canadian Medical Association requires a 4-year residency. 154 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:45,320 - I graduated from a well-respected medical school in India. 155 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:48,120 on, India! Yeah! I love India! 156 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:50,280 I went to an ashram out of college. 157 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:51,760 Namaste! 158 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:55,800 Anyway, Indian medical training isn't familiar to us. 159 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:59,480 - But I also know that this country has a shortfall of 26,000 doctors. 160 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:01,320 I'm confident that my credentials- 161 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:04,480 - We can't travel the world evaluating every medical school! 162 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,800 - We must provide competent healthcare here. 163 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,960 - Millions of people who can't find a family doctor are clogging- 164 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,680 - Our emergency rooms. 165 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:14,200 - I've had every door slammed in my face. 166 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:16,520 I've rewritten every exam successfully! 167 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:19,440 - Being a doctor is not only about treating patients... 168 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,120 - It's about having patience! 169 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:23,440 - Maybe you'd like to try another career, 170 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:27,680 perhaps nursing or massage therapy, Mr. uh... 171 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:29,920 Brown. 172 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,840 Sorry! 173 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:51,960 - Decaf latte with a heart for my favourite guy! 174 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,040 - What do I owe you? - Oh no, it's on me. 175 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,840 - Oh, thanks! - Have a good day! 176 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:31,200 Can I help the next customer? - Just one second! 177 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:33,120 - Hey! What can I get for you? 178 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:38,560 Coffee? 179 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,760 Coffee? 180 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:46,960 - I'm... I'm so sorry! I've just had such a bad day. 181 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,360 I can't get a job here... 182 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:52,560 - We've all had those. Bye-bye! - Thanks! 183 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:54,400 - Can I help the next clown? 184 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:58,240 - I'll take whatever's cheapest, the bathroom key and a plunger. 185 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,240 OK! - And move on it, Blondie! 186 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:01,720 I'm shitting in my pants here! 187 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:10,760 Hey! Watch it! 188 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:16,160 - Hey! Mr. India! Where are you going? 189 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:18,120 - I don't know. 190 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:19,920 - What? In life, or... 191 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:22,200 I have to go! 192 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:23,720 - W-w-wait! OK! OK! 193 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,760 Today, I give you 50% off to all sad Indians. Come! 194 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:27,840 - That's fine! 195 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:31,640 - What a beautiful face, huh? One smile! One smile! One smile! 196 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,480 Huh? Huh? Come, come, come, come! 197 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,920 No, no! In the front! 198 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,960 Indian style! Brothers, brothers! Come! 199 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,640 OK, come! 200 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,720 What do you do? - I'm a doctor. 201 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:46,360 - You're a doctor? Check one thing, doctor! 202 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,280 Small joke! Don't mind! Don't mind! 203 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,880 Where are you going? 204 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,520 - Korma Sutra Restaurant. 205 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:56,640 - Hey! Free diarrhea with every plate of butler chicken, boss! 206 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:58,360 And that owner's so horny, man! 207 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:01,120 He must be judging the chicken nipples inappropriately also. 208 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:02,640 - He's my uncle. 209 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,920 - Nice guy! Very nice guy! 210 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:08,280 Oh, and that white snake lady, man! 211 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,440 I'd love to show her my python. 212 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:13,080 - Hey! She's my auntie! And she's very sweet. 213 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,760 - Oh, yeah! - Show some respect! 214 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:15,880 - Nice lady, huh? Great! 215 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,560 - Yeah, she is! - Oh, wow! 216 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:20,960 Look at this hottie, huh? 217 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,600 Ooh! Ass-testis! 218 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:25,520 Hey! Excuse me, miss? 219 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,360 Wanna play doctor with my friend? He's an MD. 220 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,560 - No! Shhh! - And what are you? The nurse? 221 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:33,480 - Actually, I'm a- I specialize in little pussy cats! 222 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:36,160 - And I specialize in cracking nuts. 223 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,640 - Anytime! 224 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,320 - I don't know him. 225 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:42,000 I'm really sor... 226 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:43,400 - Whoa! 227 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:46,000 Call me tonight, huh? 555-SEXY. 228 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,640 Area code: 416. My name is Tony! 229 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,880 - Thanks! - Anytime, boss! 230 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,960 - Be good! - Hey, boss? 231 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,880 Call, eh, if you need a cab, or a drink or a friend 232 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,080 or some hard chicks masala style! 233 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:06,000 Right now, all I need is a job. 234 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,720 - Hey, buddy! That too! 235 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,520 Tony's got your back. - Thanks! 236 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:19,080 - Hi, Tony! This is Simone, the nutcracker... 237 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:28,720 Deepu, no job here is too big or too small. 238 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,080 This is just temporary. 239 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,320 No! 240 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,080 - Oh! My“ - Oh! 241 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,280 - What are you doing? - I'm sorry! 242 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:49,400 Oh! Oh! 243 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,080 - Stop your surgery, Doc! 244 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,280 - Yes, Uncle! - Come! Come with me! 245 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:58,920 - What happened? - Come, come, come, come! 246 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:05,120 That is Dr. Calvin Porter, famous plastic surgeon. 247 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,280 Take good care of him and he'll hook you up. 248 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,800 With his daughter? - No!With a job! 249 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:12,080 And that's not his daughter. His daughter's much older. 250 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,720 That's his wife. - Wow! 251 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:17,920 - I think he implanted all of the Silicon Valley right there! 252 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,480 - Come on! - Huh'? Huh'? 253 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,760 Wow! This one will surely impress! 254 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:28,040 - Ugh! - Go, go, go! 255 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,440 - This, Uncle? - Go! 256 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,920 Uncle... 257 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,600 Good evening, doctor! 258 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,520 Hi! 259 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,080 - Yes, yes! - It's cute! 260 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,160 Cute! 261 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:52,800 Uh... we're happy to offer you our breast- 262 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,160 I mean- 263 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:57,440 You're a downright idiot! 264 00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,080 Don't touch her breasts! 265 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,120 - It's OK, I'm a doctor! - So am I! 266 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:04,440 - I'm so sorry! 267 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,760 Calm down! I'm 30- 268 00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:11,880 It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! 269 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,320 - No, no, no! Don't go! - I'm sorry! 270 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:16,800 - We're never eating here again! - Please don't go! 271 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,320 - Punjabi perverts! 272 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:21,040 - What's wrong with you? You can't even serve lobster? 273 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,320 What idiot made you a doctor? 274 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:25,040 - Do you think I came here to work in your shitty restaurant? 275 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,680 Keep your stupid hat! 276 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,000 - Fifteen years I've slogged to get where I am! 277 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:33,400 And you want everything in 15 days? 278 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,840 - A little lower! - Mmm! 279 00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:01,480 - What up, doctor? - Tony? I need a drink. 280 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,880 So, I'm fighting this lobster, 281 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,080 and the husband says, "Don't touch my wife's boobs!" 282 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,560 I'm like, "Your wife has boobs in her lobster!" 283 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,240 - Take my wiener! Take my wiener! Touch it! 284 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,760 With your mouth! Take the wiener! - I don't want it! 285 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,720 - He doesn't want it. Give it to me. 286 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,760 - Tell me one thing. Why are you such an elitist? 287 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:19,920 Why don't you wanna join us? You think you're too good to be a cabbie? 288 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:22,920 Join us! Be a cabbie like us! - Cabbie, me? 289 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:26,800 - OK, so what, this guy's saying he's better off wearing stupid hats, 290 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:30,000 looking at boobies, putting stupid lobsters in there, looking around! 291 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,720 - Listen, I don't know anything about lobsters, OK, 292 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,240 but I heard Tony has crabs. 293 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,760 - Whoa! - Ah! 294 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:40,400 You wanna see my crabs? Come, come! You like seafood? 295 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:43,800 I'll cut off all 2 inches of it right now! 296 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,600 - Simone! - Hmm, what's up? 297 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:46,920 - Where did you find this lowlife? 298 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,920 - I saw his blue balls hanging off the back of his cab, 299 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,920 and I just felt so sorry for him! 300 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:53,280 - Hey, hey, hey! 301 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,960 - Guys, I should... I should go. 302 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:59,000 - Go, yeah! What you should do is come to work with me tomorrow! 303 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:02,160 - Yeah! - Come on! Come just pan-time! 304 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:06,120 - Guys, I'm a doctor! 305 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:08,320 - I'm a Ph.D. in psychology. 306 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:10,320 - Physics graduate! Beijing U. 307 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:12,840 - And Tony graduated from driving school! 308 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,280 - I didn't wanna study like all you idiots, OK? 309 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,400 I always knew I was gonna be a cabbie. I'm just not a dickhead! 310 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,520 - I guess that's me: 311 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:22,640 Dr. Dickhead! 312 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:28,960 Dickhead! Dickhead! Dickhead! 313 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:33,920 - What up, Pete? 314 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:37,240 Leave me hangin', bro! 315 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:41,280 This is, uh, Deepak, who I told you about. 316 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,880 He comes from 3 generations of the finest cabbies. 317 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,960 And, uh, this is our boss, Pete. He comes from 3 generations 318 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,800 of the smelliest, grumpy fans. 319 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,320 - What the hell are you still doing here? 320 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:54,680 - I love you too! 321 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:57,320 - Doctor, huh? 322 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,120 Hmm! 323 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:02,280 Well, son, like we haven't seen one of those in here before. 324 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:06,440 - Sir, these days I feel like a victim of some grand cosmic joke. 325 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,880 - Yeah, you and me both. 326 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,640 We've now got more Ph.D.'s in here than Harvard. 327 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:17,840 - Sir? 328 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,200 - Hmm... 329 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:22,880 - I don't mean to be rude, but how are you treating your cancer? 330 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,840 - Oh, what the hell'? 331 00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:29,200 - The anti-nausea pills... 332 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:34,160 Look, I'm not an oncologist, but I can still help. 333 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:37,840 Yeah! OK... 334 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,720 I have lung cancer. 335 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,640 Chemo didn't work. - I'm sorry! 336 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:46,880 - Oh, don't be sorry. I'm the one who smoked. 337 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,840 Come over here. 338 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:55,240 Baby... OK! Right there! 339 00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,560 Remember, you're a cabbie, not a pilot. - Yes, yes! 340 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,520 - No drinking, no drugs. 341 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,160 - No! - No sex. 342 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,280 I got eyes in every cab! 343 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,160 Shut up! Don't smile! 344 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,360 - Deepu! You're not a cabbie! 345 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,760 You're a doctor! - And why do you have to move out? 346 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,120 Because of what I said? - You guys won't get it! 347 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,240 - What? 348 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,600 - Uncle, you were right. 349 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:27,280 No job here is too big or too small. 350 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:29,920 And, Ma, I have to find my own way now. 351 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:34,320 - He cannot travel the path 352 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:37,920 until he becomes the path itself. 353 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,040 I start every new journey 354 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:44,080 with the blessings of the elephant god, Ganesh. 355 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,600 May it bring you all the happiness that it's brought to me. 356 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,280 - Oh, Auntie! Thank you! You're the best! 357 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:55,280 See you, Uncle Vijay. 358 00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,280 Huh? mo? 359 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:00,720 'Huh? 360 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,000 - Do it! Come on! - Huh! 361 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:07,920 - Bye, Mom. 362 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,440 - Never tell anyone that you're a cabbie. 363 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:16,320 And if you see anyone who looks like family, don't you dare stop for them! 364 00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,680 - "Hey Meat Ball"? - Welcome home, boss! 365 00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,720 Hey, Bruno! 366 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,200 Hey! This is Deepak who I told you about. 367 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:30,800 - Ah! - He's gonna be our landlord. 368 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,520 So, this is your new roommate? 369 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,040 - Are we sharing a room? - We're sharing a bed. 370 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:39,040 But it's OK. It doesn't matter! And this is his beautiful daughter, Mimi! 371 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:42,160 - Hello, Mimi! - Hi! 372 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:45,360 - This guy can check you out anytime. He's a doctor! 373 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,160 - Ah! Dottore! 374 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,800 - From India! - Ah, India! Come sit! Sit! 375 00:24:55,520 --> 00:25:00,480 Ah! This guy always banging chicks in the room. 376 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:04,160 I tell him, "No banging chicks in the room!" - Why do you bang- 377 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:07,840 - First, you bang the chicks in the room, then you wanna bang a guy. 378 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,040 What next? You wanna bang me? - No! 379 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:13,400 - Why would I wanna bang you? - Sir, there will be hanky-panky. 380 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:14,560 - Yeah! - No banging! 381 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:18,360 Dottore, you gotta try today's special! 382 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:22,760 - Ah! - My daughter's grilled octopussy. Muah! 383 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,360 Mimi! - Huh'.7 384 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:27,080 - Two special, huh? - Yeah! Two for the doctor! Oh! 385 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:30,640 - Sir, actually, I'm a vegetarian. 386 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,680 - Vegetarian? - Yes, but Tony isn't! He- 387 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:37,080 - Hey, I... I don't want no octopussy. Why don't you eat the octopussy? 388 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,240 - You don't want my daughter's octopussy? 389 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,040 You, dottore! You will love my daughter's- 390 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:45,160 - Yeah, you'll love the octopussy! - Sir, I don't eat meat. 391 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,760 - Why you not want my daughter's octopussy? 392 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,600 Dirty guys! 393 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:53,720 You think I talk about her VJ? 394 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:55,360 - I have an Uncle Vijay! 395 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:58,680 - Your uncle has a VJ? No, no! His uncle is Vijay. 396 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:00,120 Yes! 397 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,640 - Your uncle is your auntie? 398 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,240 - No! His auntie has a VJ. - My uncle- 399 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:05,800 - Your auntie has a VJ? - Obviously, she has a VJ! 400 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:09,360 - Your uncle doesn't have a VJ? His name is Vijay! 401 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,640 Vijay is an Indian name. - His name- 402 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,040 But it doesn't mean- 403 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,720 - It's not a VJ. - No, no! 404 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:19,080 Mimi! Mimi! - Who has the VJ? 405 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:21,280 - Mimi! Mimi! 406 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,760 She's choking! Tony, help me! - Mimi, I got you! 407 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,240 - OK, OK! Ready! - OK, ready? Ready? One! 408 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:28,360 Hey! Two! 409 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:29,720 - Hey! - Three! 410 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:34,880 It When the Moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie $1 411 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,000 # That's amore... # 412 00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:37,560 - You're OK, Mimi? - You're so sexy! 413 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:39,640 - OK! You're OK! 414 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,560 - My Lord! Dottore! - She's OK! 415 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,480 - Grazie! - I told you, huh'? Hey! 416 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,400 - Hey, hey! 417 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,200 - Come on, Deepak! Confidence! 418 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,280 You asshole! - I'm sorry! 419 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,560 Watch it! This isn't India, buddy! 420 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:27,720 Get a license! 421 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,400 Hey! Watch out! 422 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,320 Cabbie? Cabbie! 423 00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:49,680 - Good day, madam! 424 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,800 - 368 Glen Manor Drive East. 425 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,400 And don't take the Lake Shore, take Eastern. 426 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:56,000 ' Yes! 427 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,600 - Could you go any slower? 428 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,040 I'm sorry! 429 00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:12,320 I waited 3 hours for a physical which took 5 minutes. 430 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,000 - Yeah... 431 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:17,160 - No, no, no, no! Take a left! Take a left! 432 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:18,440 - Yes! Of course! 433 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,080 Stupid cabbie! 434 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:26,440 - Madam, um, do you check your blood pressure regularly? 435 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:29,240 What's the point of checking? 436 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:33,200 I'd go broke if I had to buy every pill my drug plan doesn't cover. 437 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,760 - Madam, did your physical today include a mammogram? 438 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,520 - A mammogram? 439 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:42,200 - You know, today, for women over 40, it's so important that- 440 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,560 - They said they'd get me an appointment. 441 00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:45,880 It could take 6 months. 442 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,760 - Six months? That's... 443 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,200 Oh! No, no! It's a free ride today, madam. 444 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,000 You're my first customer here. 445 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:02,880 - Well, thank you, cabbie! 446 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:05,440 You're a lot more caring than my doctors! 447 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:07,560 You should've been a doctor. 448 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:17,320 Oh! What the... 449 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:19,400 Come back here! 450 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,600 This is not the place! 451 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:25,720 - Why are you looking so stressed? - I'm fine. 452 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,240 - You want a hug? 453 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,880 - Tony, it's been 4 hours, one client... 454 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:33,480 How does this work? 455 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,080 - OK, relax, boss. Tony will tell you, huh? 456 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,560 There's an an to picking up chiquitas, 457 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,240 and there's an an to picking up clients. 458 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:44,560 Come, come! Go ahead! Take a U-turn. Cheers! 459 00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:48,000 Wow! Tall and blonde! Oh, sexy combo! 460 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,240 Hurry, hurry! Quick! Follow! 461 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:51,000 Wow! 462 00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:53,280 Hey, Miss Long Legs! 463 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,800 You're too beautiful to take the bus, huh? 464 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,600 Why don't you hop in the cab? 465 00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:01,680 Say something! - Hey, baby! Do you work for NASA? 466 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,360 'Cause you're out of this world! 467 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:05,920 Oh shit! It's her! 468 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,360 - You got a lot of pickup lines, huh? 469 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,720 - Whoa, whoa! Shit! Please, miss! Please listen! 470 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:14,240 Please listen! Excuse me, miss! 471 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:17,640 When did you get pregnant? 472 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:19,440 - Immaculate Conception. 473 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:22,560 - What am I saying? - Jerk! 474 00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,960 - Miss, I'm really sorry! That came out totally wrong. 475 00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,160 It's getting late, and it's going to rain. 476 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,480 Let me give you a ride, please. It's... 477 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:36,680 Please? It's really the least I can do. 478 00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,880 So, have you been pregnant often'? 479 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,040 - What's that supposed to mean? 480 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,840 - Nothing! I'm just making the small talk. 481 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:50,240 - Yeah, he is actually quite small. 482 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,440 - Oh my God! My water just broke! 483 00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,720 - Shit, dude! You pissed her off so much, she actually peed her pants, huh? 484 00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:02,840 On the seat and the floor and the shoes and everything! 485 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,440 - You're gonna be OK! We need to get her to a hospital. 486 00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:06,640 - Look at this traffic! 487 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:08,440 - Do something! - Oh my God! 488 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,560 - I'm gonna get us out, OK? I'm gonna get us out of this! 489 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:13,320 - I can't believe it's happening now! 490 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,360 - Just please calm down, miss! 491 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,360 - This is a cabbie emergency! The baby is about to pop out! 492 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,680 Please! Come on! - How are you feeling today, miss? 493 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:30,760 - I've been having contractions and the doctor just said it was- 494 00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:33,440 - False alarms! They're called Braxton Hicks contractions. 495 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,520 - Yeah! Exactly what he said. 496 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,400 - The baby is coming! Aaah! 497 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,840 Now I think I feel it coming! 498 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,240 Come on! 499 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:48,760 Don't stop here, you idiot! 500 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,600 Pull the car, Deepak! Come on! Indian style! Come on! 501 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:57,680 Driving like a slow idiot! 502 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,320 OK! 503 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,320 Breathe! Just breathe! 504 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,040 - I'm gonna call 911, OK? 505 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:09,160 - They'll never make it. 506 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:13,120 Tony, you'll have to get out, come around and take my place. 507 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,640 - Take your place? Are you crazy? I'm not going in the rain! 508 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:17,920 OK! 509 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:19,240 OK! 510 00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,800 OK... 511 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,440 I need you to come here, lie down headfirst. 512 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:31,680 " No! 513 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,320 - Please, miss, trust me, I'm a doctor. 514 00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:35,440 - No! You're a cabbie! 515 00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:38,000 - Miss, you're gonna have your baby here right here, right now. 516 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:39,680 Please, you have to trust me, OK? 517 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:47,440 - Let me in! Serious shrinkage, dude! 518 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:51,680 - OK, just breathe. 519 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,600 I'll be right back. - Wait, what? 520 00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:01,600 - Hello! - Good! Good! 521 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:03,320 - It wasn't supposed to happen like this! 522 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,880 I was supposed to remember this forever! 523 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,440 - OK! I'm on it! 524 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:10,360 - Don't even think about it! 525 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,120 Yes, ma'am! 526 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,640 - Tony, I need the vodka to clean my hands and arms! 527 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,160 - With what'? - With the vodka! 528 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:18,840 - OK, then say that! Go! 529 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:24,680 OK! - OK, uh, now, miss, miss, miss? 530 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:27,320 I need to take off your pants now, OK? - OK! 531 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:31,360 Do you even know what you're doing? Why don't we just wait for an ambulance? 532 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:34,560 - Miss, you have to listen to me, OK? Trust me, I'm a doctor. 533 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,240 I need you to open your legs now a little. 534 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:41,360 - It's OK! - Good! 535 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,160 Good! 536 00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:46,200 Breathe shallow and rapid! - Shallow and rapid breaths! 537 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:47,680 - OK'? OK! 538 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,360 Shallow! Breathe! 539 00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:54,840 - Only push when you feel a contraction, OK? 540 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,160 - Yeah, only push when you have... 541 00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,040 - On second thought, tape this! If he does anything wrong, 542 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:01,120 I'm gonna sue his ass! 543 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:02,560 - Yes! Yes, ma'am! - OK? 544 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:04,040 - Are you ready? Ready? 545 00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:05,560 Come on! Now breathe! 546 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,280 Shallow, rapid breaths! - Shallow and rapid! 547 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:08,400 Shallow and rapid! 548 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:09,920 You can do this! 549 00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:11,360 - Ready? Push! 550 00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,840 Push! 551 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:22,200 Hey, hey! You can do this! 552 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,760 I can't do it... - Yes, you can! You can do this! 553 00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:27,400 - No! - Tony, hand her the Ganesh! 554 00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:28,600 - Yes, sir! 555 00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:33,560 - OK! Hold ii tight! It'll help! OK'? Ready? 556 00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,960 Ready? Ready? Push! Push! Push! 557 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:43,880 Push! OK! OK, I can see it! I can see the head! Push! Push! 558 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:48,040 One, two, three! Push! Push! 559 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:51,600 Push! Push! 560 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:05,480 ' Why... Why isn't he crying? Why isn't my baby crying? 561 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,520 - Somethings wrong with the baby. Put it back in! 562 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,960 - Why isn't my baby crying? 563 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:12,320 - He's gonna be OK! 564 00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:14,000 - Deepak, do something! 565 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:18,400 It's OK! Shhh! 566 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:29,960 He's... he's crying! He's crying! 567 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:31,280 He's crying! Yes! 568 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,040 - Congratulations! 569 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,520 It's a boy! 570 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,360 Then I saw the baby. Good to go! 571 00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,400 - A little bit of vomit came, actually. 572 00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,440 From me, not from the baby! 573 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:03,040 Although, the baby also vomited, but that I've heard. 574 00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:08,080 Deepak told me natural juices come from all parts of the baby and the mother. 575 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:11,600 It's quite gross and beautiful, actually, at the same time. 576 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,880 You know, cabbies are always prepared, I had this vodka... 577 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:18,480 - Close it up! 578 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,840 - Actually, you know, I saved the day! I don't mean to be... 579 00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:28,360 - What can $37.50 get you nowadays? 580 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,160 The cos! of delivering a baby 581 00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:33,040 if you don't mind having the baby in the backseat of a cab. 582 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:34,920 I'm on it! Come on! 583 00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:36,560 Now breathe! Shallow, rapid breaths! 584 00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:37,880 Shallow and rapid! 585 00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:43,240 Hey! You can do this! You can do this, OK? 586 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:44,920 You have to be strong! One more push! 587 00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:49,760 A young cab driver, Deepak V. Chopra, delivered a baby today in his cab. 588 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,800 Something's wrong with the baby! Why isn't my baby crying? 589 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:54,920 Deepak, do something! 590 00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,200 - I heard you had quite the delivery! 591 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:11,000 - Oh, you have no idea. - Mmm! 592 00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:12,200 Good morning! 593 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:13,800 - Hi! - Good morning! 594 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,600 - I hope I'm not interrupting. 595 00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:18,000 - No! Come on in. - Thank you! 596 00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:24,040 I... I thought I'd come and check up on my first patients. 597 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:25,920 - Hey, Dr. Cabbie! 598 00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,680 - You can call me Deepak. 599 00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:30,760 - My name's Natalie, by the way. 600 00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:33,760 It's nice to meet you, Natalie! 601 00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:39,040 So, how is he doing? 602 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:40,640 - He's so good! - Yeah? 603 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:42,440 - He's so cute! 604 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,880 - Have you found a name yet? - I got nothing! 605 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,160 I've been working on it all day. I can't think of anything. 606 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:50,720 Any Suggestions? 607 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:52,080 - Uh... 608 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,320 How about Ganesh? 609 00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:57,760 - Wait, you mean, like, that thing? 610 00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:01,120 - That thing is the Hindu elephant god, Ganesh. 611 00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,200 - Cool! - They say he's the god 612 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:08,000 of all things auspicious, the remover of all obstacles. 613 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,520 - So he's even more of a celebrity than you and I. 614 00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:12,520 I imagine that you've seen this? 615 00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:16,200 "Hot Babe Gives..." "Birth in a Cab." 616 00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:18,600 - Awesome! - I'm really sorry about all of this. 617 00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:21,840 My friend Tony, he says he accidentally hit "upload" and- 618 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,040 - Well, he's a jerk. 619 00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:24,480 - I know. 620 00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:30,520 - Do you, um, do you wanna hold him? 621 00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:32,280 - I would love to. 622 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,120 OK... 623 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:35,960 - Isn't he sweet? All right! 624 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,040 - Come on! Come on! - Look it! Yeah! 625 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:40,440 - Yeah! - on! 626 00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:43,520 - Your father must be so proud! 627 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,720 Colin? 628 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:51,160 Your little accident is all over the damn press! 629 00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,480 This could cost you your bid! 630 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:55,840 - Oh, I look good in print! 631 00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,280 Hi, Dad! 632 00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:00,040 A bit of news and controversy is never a bad thing. 633 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,360 - Bonnie! - Have a seat! 634 00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:06,240 It's a speed bump! Relax! I'm in it to win it. 635 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:09,880 - Then stop being a poster boy for page 3, and start making some real news! 636 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:11,320 - Headlines? Easy-peasy! 637 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:13,680 I'll throw on a suit and start kissing babies. 638 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,200 - You wanna be the next mayor? 639 00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:17,560 Then start by practising with your own baby! 640 00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:21,040 'Cause granddad wants a happy ending. 641 00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:24,640 . Happy ending? 642 00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:28,400 You must be psychic. 643 00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,240 - I can't wait 4 months for my appointment. 644 00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:31,520 I need to see Dr. Cabbie. 645 00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,440 - Our company is called Co-op Cabs, not Co-op Clinic. 646 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:37,080 - Can I speak with Dr. Cabbie? - There's no doctor here! 647 00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:39,920 - I can't find a family doctor! - This isn't a doctor's office, you know. 648 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,920 - My hemorrhoids are killing me! 649 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:43,000 - I'm getting a migraine! 650 00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:44,760 - I'm no! going to the emergency! 651 00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,560 - Wait a minute... Pete, someone's calling about a doctor'?! 652 00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,000 - No, don't talk to me, Deepu! 653 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,880 So the whole world knows about my son's heroism, except me. 654 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:53,960 " Ma! 655 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,200 - You know how many messages I've sent you? 656 00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,640 - Ma, your son is a famous cabbie now. 657 00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:00,520 - Famous cabbie? Hmph! 658 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:03,280 So I should be proud of you? - Yeah! 659 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,880 - Gandhi says that, "The only way to find yourself 660 00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,120 "is to lose yourself in the service of others," 661 00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:10,560 so we are very proud of you! 662 00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:11,800 - Thank you, Auntie! 663 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:16,760 Pick up that box! 664 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,240 - What is it? - Just pick it up! 665 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,040 Papa's stethoscope... 666 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:40,040 Oh, Ma! 667 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:42,720 Thank you! 668 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:52,560 - Gandhi would've been proud too! 669 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:59,360 - Thank you for picking us up! You didn't have to do that. 670 00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:01,800 - Well, I just couldn't trust you with any other cabbie. 671 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:06,520 - It's crazy that something so small is gonna take over my entire life. 672 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:09,040 - As a new mother, you have so much to look forward to. 673 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:12,760 - Yeah, I know. 3:00 a.m. feeds, dirty diapers, breast pumps... 674 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,840 Shhh, shhh, shhh! 675 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,440 He's here! - Hey, guys! 676 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,880 - Hey! - Hey! 677 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,120 - Hey, buddy! - What's going on? 678 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:24,840 - Can't help you, boss. 679 00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,880 - I mean, honestly, it isn't fair. If you get fired for that, 680 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,840 then Tony should've been fired, like, 100 times. 681 00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:30,920 - I'm fired? 682 00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,400 - Dude, you had a chick with her legs open in your cab! 683 00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:36,000 - Yeah, he messed up! - That's only allowed in Amsterdam. 684 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:39,520 - Your suspension papers. 685 00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:40,920 - What? 686 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,480 Pete! - Open it. 687 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,240 Who's she'? I'm not hiring any more of your friends. 688 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:52,880 - Oh, no. She only rides me. 689 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,920 With me! With me! 690 00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,880 - Congratulations, man! - Yeah! 691 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,880 Cabbie! Dr. Cabbie! 692 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,560 - I'm putting you in the square one! 693 00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:07,000 - Square one? 694 00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:09,000 # Yeah yeah Dr. Cabbie # 695 00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:10,240 - Good morning! Co-op Taxi! 696 00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:17,920 - You know why there's such a shortage of doctors in this country? 697 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:21,800 'Cause you guys are too busy driving cabs! 698 00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:24,080 - When was the last time you had your prostate checked? 699 00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:25,280 - What? 700 00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:27,920 (Woman on phoney Co-op Taxi? 701 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,320 - Everything is normal. 702 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:33,360 Cholesterol is a little high, so we have to get you moving. 703 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:35,960 Come on, Mimi! 704 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:39,400 Hey! No! No ice cream, Mimi! No ice cream! 705 00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:41,400 - I've had this pain all morning. 706 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:46,360 - Sir, I'm going to need you to place two of these under your tongue. 707 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,240 - Hey, I have a big meeting in 15 minutes. 708 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,920 - Sir, you're going to have a heart attack in 15 minutes. 709 00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:16,680 OK! - Thank you! 710 00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:22,040 - Hi, doc! I got this problem. I got this really stupid friend 711 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:25,000 who had this real drunken night and he hooked up with this... 712 00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,960 I guess it was a girl, but kinda like a guy. She had man hands. 713 00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,320 All of a sudden, now, he thinks he has an STD. 714 00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:32,320 He should've known because the minute she opened her legs, 715 00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:33,840 it made your eyes water, I mean, his eyes water. 716 00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:36,600 - Calm down, sir. Just drop your pants. 717 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:39,920 Come on! Let's take a look. 718 00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:41,320 - Be gentle, all right? 719 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:44,320 I haven't "manscaped" since it happened, so get ready! 720 00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:45,960 Get those weed whackers out! 721 00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:47,960 You gotta get rid of the pain. 722 00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,840 If you wanna leave the swelling, I'm OK with that. 723 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:54,640 I don't need it, but you know what I mean? Every little bit helps, am I right? 724 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,440 This guy knows what I'm talking about! 725 00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:03,200 - Pain? - No. 726 00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:05,760 ' Yes! 727 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,320 - You call this music, yo? 728 00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:10,880 - This is Indian music, sir. 729 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:14,440 - That ain't no music. Check it! Watch this! 730 00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:18,080 OK! 731 00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:23,040 - Are you OK, sir? 732 00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:26,160 - What's going on? - His appendix is inflamed. 733 00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:28,240 He'll be fine. We have to rush him to emergency. 734 00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:34,520 - How do you tell the difference between an oral thermometer 735 00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:35,960 and a rectal thermometer? 736 00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:37,280 - The taste! 737 00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:50,160 This is turning into a real pain in the ass. 738 00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:55,240 - All stocked up, boss? 739 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:58,840 - Your pimp just booked a bunch of new appointments. 740 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:02,320 And somebody called for a refill on a prescription. 741 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,680 So what's next? Surgery? 742 00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:08,400 - I know I'm in deep, Pete. - Yes, you are. 743 00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:12,280 - But at least I'm making a difference! - Yeah! We all are. 744 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:19,600 Hold my son I was dying, last night. - No, Pete! No! 745 00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:24,400 - I know! I'm living now. 746 00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:28,960 - I believe the expression is, "I'm living for the moment." 747 00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:33,040 Oh, yeah! Well... 748 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,280 OK... - Come on. Let's go. 749 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:45,720 What happened? - You got that puppy-dog look today. 750 00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:48,440 No! - Natalie, right? 751 00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:51,880 - Is it that obvious? 752 00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,080 - The expression is, 753 00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,440 "There's no cure for love." 754 00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:02,920 You gotta grab it by the balls 755 00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:05,040 and take I! for a ride! 756 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:12,440 - Hey, cabbie! 757 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,720 You stalking that blonde? - I'm busy! 758 00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:20,320 Go away, kid! 759 00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,040 - Pervert! 760 00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:25,160 - What's your problem, huh? - You're such a loser! 761 00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,200 She's too hot for you anyway! - Come back here! 762 00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:28,320 - Forget about it! 763 00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,400 Hello? 764 00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:40,560 - Hey! 765 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,000 - Natalie! 766 00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:45,360 Hi! How are you? 767 00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:47,920 - Oh, I'm fine. You know,just tired. 768 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:49,920 How are you doing? 769 00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:53,600 - Oh, I'm so busy! I'm helping out at my uncle's restaurant. 770 00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:54,760 ' Hmm! 771 00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:59,200 Yeah, you should come by and see the baby sometime. 772 00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:02,040 - Uh, I would love to! 773 00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:04,000 How's tomorrow? 774 00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:06,360 - OK! 775 00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,160 - OK! See you soon! 776 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:13,760 Yes! 777 00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:20,720 Idiot! Get out of the street! 778 00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:24,240 # AH I need is you # 779 00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:27,560 # AH I need is you # 780 00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:31,400 # AH I need is you # 781 00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:34,560 it And I'm so glad I've found you $1 782 00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,360 it And I'm so glad I've found you $1 783 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,720 it I never thought I'd ever find a love like this $1 784 00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,440 it I never thought I'd find someone like you $1 785 00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:52,000 it I thought I'd go through life being so lonely $1 786 00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:54,680 it I never thought Pd need it like I do $1 787 00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:59,760 # Ooh I wanna be your girl oh # 788 00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:02,680 # I've been searching around the world # 789 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,520 # And all I need is you # 790 00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:09,600 # AH I need is you ooh # 791 00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:13,760 Rani, what is he doing? - He thinks it's a girl! 792 00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,600 He's so cute! 793 00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:16,640 'Hi! 794 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,080 Hi! 795 00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,080 - My Deepu's in love. - With a mop. 796 00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:27,600 - Love is meant to be enjoyed, not understood. 797 00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:30,640 - You're so wise. 798 00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:32,720 Yeah! 799 00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,040 - Good, good, good, good! 800 00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:39,320 Good boy! 801 00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:43,800 This was my father's. 802 00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:47,040 My heartbeat was the first one he heard from it. 803 00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:49,000 See? Hey! 804 00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,160 He's beautiful! - Thank you! 805 00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,400 - You have your mother's eyes! 806 00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:56,920 Yeah, you do! 807 00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,640 High five! Give me a high five! 808 00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:05,080 - You must be hungry. I cooked dinner. 809 00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:07,000 - I'm starving! Let's eat. 810 00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:09,760 (Anything For Your Love by Mayou 811 00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:13,480 # Ooh oh yeah # 812 00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:19,640 - You like steak, right? 813 00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:21,800 Love it! 814 00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:23,200 - Yeah? - Yeah. 815 00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:24,800 # I would do anything for your love... # 816 00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:27,000 - It was between this and lobster. 817 00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:35,360 - Mmm! Holy cow! That is... is good! 818 00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:36,920 Thank you! 819 00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:47,680 I'm sorry! - Oh, it's OK! Shhh! 820 00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:50,520 # I'll do anything for your love # 821 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,160 # Oh are you ready # 822 00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:08,440 I am ready! 823 00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:11,720 # Can you feel me # 824 00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,560 - I just wanna eat it! - Come here, darling! 825 00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:18,400 - You want me to come? You want me to come? OK, I'm coming! 826 00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:20,200 It Let me show you Don't be shy $1 827 00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:24,920 # What I love and what I like # 828 00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:28,240 # I'm really feeling you and I # 829 00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:29,760 Yeah! Oh! 830 00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:34,160 It Make you want me Boy make you want me $1 831 00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:38,240 Wait! - What? 832 00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:41,440 - On! Ah! Ah! Ah! - Uh-huh! 833 00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:44,600 # Gonna spin and you won't know which way to go... # 834 00:50:44,720 --> 00:50:46,320 - Oh! Hey! Yeah! - Let's do this! 835 00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:48,400 - Mimi! 836 00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:53,600 - Going to bed! 837 00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:55,200 It Let me show you Don't be shy $1 838 00:50:58,160 --> 00:50:59,640 # What I love and what I like # 839 00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:04,640 - How many times I tell you, no doing sex here in my house! 840 00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:06,920 - I'm not doing sex in your house. 841 00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,600 - Hey! Who's that? 842 00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:13,400 - Where? - Where! The signer... The signer... 843 00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:17,360 What do you have in your mouth? 844 00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:19,080 - Bubble gum. 845 00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:20,920 - Bubble gum? Show me! 846 00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:36,600 # Boy make you want me # 847 00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:48,440 What time is it? 848 00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:51,240 - What's up, Love Muffin? - Yeah? 849 00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:54,000 Colin, I told you to clean up this baby mess! 850 00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:57,120 - The press is on us like diaper rash! Get on it now! 851 00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,240 - Yeah, OK. No, I heard you, Dad. 852 00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:00,760 Yeah, I'll deal with it. - New! 853 00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,080 - I said I'll deal with it. OK, bye! 854 00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:05,160 Hey, what's going on? 855 00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:09,840 - Cancel my massage. And get me a nice gift for a newborn, 856 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,800 and the newspaper, and some breakfast, 857 00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,000 and a scotch, and a cup of coffee. 858 00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:15,280 Stupid baby! 859 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:18,600 - Thank you, doctor. - Of course! 860 00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:34,240 - So, whatever happened between you and him? 861 00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:37,880 - Him who? - The baby's father. 862 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,000 - Colin. - Mm-hmm. 863 00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:41,760 Well... 864 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:45,040 I was a young lawyer, 865 00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:48,160 and I thought he had everything: 866 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:52,040 career, looks, charm. 867 00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:55,960 He asked me to look over his briefs, 868 00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:58,520 and I thought he meant legal papers. 869 00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:04,880 A week later, he stopped calling me Pumpkin, and then no more calls. 870 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,800 - What happened when you told him you were pregnant? 871 00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:10,160 - He asked me whose it was, and had me kicked out of the firm. 872 00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:13,160 Thanks to him, I serve coffee for a living now. 873 00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:19,080 Mmm! I have no idea who it is. One second. 874 00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:26,840 - Daddy's home! - What are you doing here? 875 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,200 - I come bearing gifts. 876 00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:31,280 Something for Mommy, something for little Colin Jr. 877 00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:32,880 Uh, where is he? Is he inside? 878 00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:34,440 Little Colin Jr.! 879 00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:35,680 - His name is Ganesh! 880 00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:38,160 - G-g-gesundheit! Sorry. What did you say? 881 00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:39,760 - I'm serious. - Ganesh? Really? 882 00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:42,160 Is that a vindaloo dish at a cheap Indian takeout? 883 00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:43,360 Here,these are for you. 884 00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:46,040 - It means "god of all things auspicious, remover of obstacles." 885 00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:49,240 - Oh... Oh hey, hi! We didn't order a cab. How did you get in here? 886 00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:50,360 - Don't be a jerk! 887 00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:53,440 This is the man who delivered my baby. This is Deepak. 888 00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:55,280 - Thank you very much! - It's fine! 889 00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:58,080 - Oh! Hold these for a second, 'cause I have something for you. 890 00:53:58,240 --> 00:54:00,720 I wanted to thank you. It's your delivery fee. 891 00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:04,120 - Please don't do that! - I gotta go. 892 00:54:04,240 --> 00:54:06,840 - Thank you very, very much! - Get the hell out of my house! 893 00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:11,320 - OK. Look, I don't know what's going on with you two, 894 00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:15,240 but the cabbie can drive you to the showroom, but he can't buy you the Dior handbag. 895 00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:20,080 The good things in life need the good money, and you know that. Think about it. 896 00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:28,480 (On phoney Dr. Cabbie, it's Edith, uh, Mrs. Robinson. 897 00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:30,960 Yeah, I think somethings wrong. 898 00:54:34,240 --> 00:54:35,760 - It's good to see you again, Mrs. Robinson. 899 00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:39,080 - Thank you, doctor. - OK! Let's take a look. 900 00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:48,400 Mrs. Robinson, you need to see an ophthalmologist right away. 901 00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:52,000 - My health plan only allows that once a year. It'll have to wait. 902 00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:54,640 - How about we end our date with a drive to the hospital? 903 00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:56,800 Now, Mrs. Robinson, 904 00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:59,920 blood pressure medication, Ramipril, once a day. 905 00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:02,440 - Oh, son, you're taking a huge risk. 906 00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:05,560 - Shall we? 907 00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:11,960 - They're so big! 908 00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:13,680 I know! 909 00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:15,560 You can have them too! 910 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,360 - Socks! - Yeah, socks! No one has to know! 911 00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:21,960 All right! 912 00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:23,000 - Underneath, so like... 913 00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:25,920 - Like that? - Oh, yes! So it's like boobies! 914 00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:27,480 All right! - The tea, is it hot? 915 00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:29,120 - Put this over there! Come on! - OK! 916 00:55:29,240 --> 00:55:30,560 - They're gonna be here soon, guys! 917 00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:32,560 - Look at these gulab jamun. They're completely cold! 918 00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:34,200 - Go and microwave them, then! 919 00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:36,040 - Why do it now? - Please! 920 00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:38,880 OK, I think it looks... Come on, Rani, 921 00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:40,880 put this over there! Yeah! - Hello, family! 922 00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:41,920 - They're here! on! 923 00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:45,080 - Ah, Natalie! Welcome to our home! 924 00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:48,160 Yeah! - Natalie, can I have the baby? 925 00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:52,440 - Oh, our little, white Ganesh! - My little Ganesh! Just look at him! 926 00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:54,480 - Come, come! - Look at him! 927 00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:57,040 That's what you said, "Look at him!" 928 00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:58,240 - Hi, guys! 929 00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:00,080 - Open your eyes, baby! 930 00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:03,040 He's a darling! 931 00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:04,200 - Little baby nose! 932 00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:09,000 - His eyes are just like Deepu's! Look! 933 00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:10,880 How did that happen? - That's because 934 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:14,200 we're all connected by an akashic field. - Of course! 935 00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:16,560 - You know, Deepu's never had a girlfriend before. 936 00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:18,400 Oh, nice boy! 937 00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:20,320 - You're so lucky! 938 00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:25,000 I had to kiss a lot of frogs before I found my maharaja! 939 00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:28,240 " Me! 940 00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:31,200 - Where, um... where'd you find him? 941 00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:35,200 Well- - Oh! Try the gulab jamun! 942 00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:36,600 - Brown balls? Yeah! 943 00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:37,680 - They're very good. 944 00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:39,920 - Trust me, once you go brown, you'll never frown. 945 00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:41,200 So true. Promise! 946 00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:42,560 'Huh? 947 00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:45,080 Do it, Deepu! Do it! - Huh'? 948 00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:46,280 - Yeah, OK! 949 00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:51,760 - Uh, Mrs. Chopra, you must be so proud 950 00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:54,880 to have such a caring, compassionate son. 951 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:58,800 - So, you mean I don't have to worry about Deepu's marriage anymore? 952 00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,920 - Ma! Joking! 953 00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:02,600 You're so lucky! 954 00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:04,720 - I always told the studmuffin, 955 00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:07,160 "Let a nice girl dance into your heart... 956 00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:09,720 "Not the back of your cab." 957 00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:12,080 Funny! 958 00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:16,520 He's so funny! 959 00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:19,080 - Did, uh... did Rani dance her way into your heart? 960 00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:20,480 - Uh... 961 00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:26,000 - Yes, Uncle, tell us! 962 00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:27,760 - OK... - Come on! 963 00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:29,800 It was so long ago! 964 00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:32,960 - Tell them, honey! Tell them! 965 00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:34,920 - It was the 90s. - Yeah! 966 00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:36,760 I'd been here 3 years. 967 00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:41,440 The government was sending me back to India on urgent business. 968 00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:44,760 But before I left, 969 00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:47,320 there was one thing I simply had to do: 970 00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:52,000 watch Renee Rogers dance at my favourite venue 971 00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:53,960 for the performing arts. 972 00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:56,600 - You? - I know! 973 00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:59,800 - I bought a front-row orchestra seat. 974 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:03,120 - Big money! 975 00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:06,720 That night, Rani was Eve, 976 00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:08,720 and the stage was her garden. 977 00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:11,480 Remy Yeah! Like magic! 978 00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:15,040 - Such poise, such artistry... 979 00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:19,160 Oh, honey! He's so sweet! 980 00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:23,760 - The finer details of her costume filled my eyes with wonder. 981 00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:25,560 - Silky! 982 00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:29,960 I was so moved... 983 00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:34,160 ...I was ready to... pop... the question. 984 00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:35,240 - So romantic! 985 00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:36,720 - Marry me, babe! 986 00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:43,760 Please! Make me the happiest man alive, darling! 987 00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:45,480 Ah! 988 00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:47,160 Looks like I just did! 989 00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:50,080 - Hmm! - That's so romantic! 990 00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:51,360 That's so sweet! 991 00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:56,160 - You know, Viju, I always say, "When in Rome, do the Romans!" 992 00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:57,280 - I did! 993 00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:14,440 " Hmm? 994 00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:25,440 # Don't don't don't you want me... # 995 00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:26,840 - I hope you're ready, doctor! 996 00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:31,560 Yeah! Come on! 997 00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:34,200 - Mimi, no! No, Mimi! Sexy doctor! 998 00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:35,800 # Don't you want me # 999 00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:39,280 it Let me show you Don't be shy $1 1000 00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:43,520 # What I love and what I like # 1001 00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:45,120 - No, Mimi! Please! Please! 1002 00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:47,480 # I'm really feeling you tonight # 1003 00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:50,520 Tony, wake up! Mmm! 1004 00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:52,560 # Boy make you want me # 1005 00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:54,120 - Hey! 1006 00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:56,720 It Let me show you Don't be shy $1 1007 00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:58,800 # Don't be shy # 1008 00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:00,600 - Please! Tony! 1009 01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:04,160 ' Deepak! " No! 1010 01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:06,400 Mimi! Mimi! 1011 01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:13,680 - Natalie, Natalie, look, I've stopped drinking. 1012 01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:15,320 I'm... I'm cleaning up my act. 1013 01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:20,080 Look, I know I've been an ass, and I do not expect you to forgive me, OK? 1014 01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:22,080 Hear me out! Hear me out! 1015 01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:26,080 Look, look, I'll... I'll understand if you say no. 1016 01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:30,920 Can I just hold my son? 1017 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,200 - Oh! Look at that smile! 1018 01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:37,040 - Oh! That's the most beautiful face I've ever seen. 1019 01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:39,640 ' Hmm! 1020 01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:42,320 - We do good work! - Hmm! 1021 01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:48,200 - Whoa! Broke a window! 1022 01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:52,560 - You've done a very good job. 1023 01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:55,480 Our backers are very pleased! - Ah... 1024 01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:59,960 - The media is loving our family-man spin. - Yeah, but it's killing my mojo. 1025 01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:02,520 Excuses, excuses! 1026 01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:05,200 - There's 3 things you need to win an election: 1027 01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:08,840 money, media and minorities. 1028 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,000 Come on, Bonnie! 1029 01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:13,440 # In Napoli... # 1030 01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:17,360 - So, welcome to my home! 1031 01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:21,080 Well, upstairs... I live upstairs. - Oh, OK! 1032 01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:24,960 # Here's what they say # 1033 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:34,480 it When the Moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie $1 1034 01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:36,560 # That's amore # 1035 01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:43,480 it When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine $1 1036 01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:44,720 # That's amore # 1037 01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:49,040 # Bells will ring... # 1038 01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:51,600 - Antipasto. - Thank you! 1039 01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:55,520 - Thank you! 1040 01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:56,920 - No octopussy? 1041 01:01:57,040 --> 01:02:00,520 - No... no octopussy today, Mimi. - Octopussy? 1042 01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:03,600 - It's Mimi's special. Mmm! 1043 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:06,560 - Thank you! - You're welcome! 1044 01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:09,200 Hmph! 1045 01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:11,000 - Please! 1046 01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:13,280 Oh! So, uh... 1047 01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:18,640 my family is having this really small birthday party for me next week, and... 1048 01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:23,080 and we would just love for you to be there. - Of course! I'd love that. 1049 01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:26,240 So, what can I get for the birthday boy? 1050 01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:29,920 - Well, a residency in a hospital would be great. 1051 01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:32,720 How's it going on that front? 1052 01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:36,560 - Good! You know, actually, I've applied to some US schools and... 1053 01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:40,760 Um, you know, it's such a long shot and- 1054 01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:44,080 - No, that's great! Really! - Yeah! 1055 01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:47,720 And I might not even go by the end. - You gotta do what you gotta do, right? 1056 01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:49,320 - Yeah! 1057 01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:00,880 Hi, Tony! 1058 01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:16,800 - I'm sorry, boss! 1059 01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:40,640 - Hey! Miss? 1060 01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:45,440 Look, miss, we've... 1061 01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:47,040 Look, we've all had our bad days. 1062 01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:50,160 Miss? - Leave me alone! Go away! 1063 01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:53,840 This bridge... 1064 01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:57,040 It's not high enough to kill anyone. 1065 01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:00,560 You're just gonna wake up in the hospital, 1066 01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:04,720 broken bones, face mangled beyond recognition. 1067 01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:06,880 - Don't get close, or I'll jump! 1068 01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:11,560 - I can give you a ride to a taller bridge, huh? 1069 01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:14,440 My... my cab is right there. 1070 01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:17,040 - Go away! 1071 01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:18,800 - I'm going. 1072 01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:29,160 - I'm in love. 1073 01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:35,040 And I'm pregnant. 1074 01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:41,160 My boyfriend... is a white guy. 1075 01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:45,000 If my family finds out- 1076 01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:46,200 Stay right where you are! 1077 01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:52,320 - I'm in love too. 1078 01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:55,840 And she's a white girl. 1079 01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:59,360 And I'm not sure she sees a future with me. 1080 01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:02,360 I get it. 1081 01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:05,600 What are you doing about it? 1082 01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:07,920 - I'm trying to build bridges... 1083 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:10,960 not jump off them. 1084 01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:13,560 - What's her name? 1085 01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:15,120 - Natalie. 1086 01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:17,560 - Boring! 1087 01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:19,360 - OK! 1088 01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:22,360 What's yours? 1089 01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:25,720 - Zarah. 1090 01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:27,160 - I'm Deepak. 1091 01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:32,080 - It will kill my parents if they knew! 1092 01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:34,800 - Zarah, if you jump off this bridge, 1093 01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:37,160 your love ends. 1094 01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:41,800 But if you walk this way, you can bring hope. 1095 01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:45,760 You don't wanna kill your love, Zarah. 1096 01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:49,720 Hey. Hey, come on. 1097 01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:54,960 You don't wanna do this. - Let me go! 1098 01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:58,280 God! Please! Please! 1099 01:05:58,400 --> 01:05:59,680 - Come on, Zarah. 1100 01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:10,000 - It's gonna be OK! 1101 01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:14,240 H's OK. 1102 01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:17,960 Zarah, promise me you'll tell your family about this. 1103 01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:21,760 Zarah,these are for you. 1104 01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:25,160 They'll help keep you calm, 1105 01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:28,680 and they're perfectly safe during your pregnancy. 1106 01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:33,880 But just one a day for 2 weeks, OK? 1107 01:06:34,760 --> 01:06:37,000 I 1108 01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:28,600 Honey! Hello! 1109 01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:31,720 - Oh, look at the two of you! - Ah? 1110 01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:32,920 - Ah? 1111 01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:34,880 Ah! 1112 01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:37,960 - Real good, Britney Spears! Yay, Britney! 1113 01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:40,240 - On! My, my! 1114 01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:43,360 - Look at this! Huh'? All me. 1115 01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:45,880 - Yeah. Oh,wow! 1116 01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:50,520 Oh, Natalie! There you are. - I didn't even recognize you. Oh, hi! 1117 01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:51,760 'Hi! 1118 01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:53,840 - My hair, you mean. That's all Rani. 1119 01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:55,720 - Yeah, thank you! 1120 01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:00,480 - Come on, come on! 1121 01:08:00,640 --> 01:08:02,120 - Shame on you! Oh, shame! - Come dance! 1122 01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:04,960 - Where, um... where is the birthday boy? - on! 1123 01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:07,720 - Where is Deepak? That's right. Where is he? 1124 01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:09,120 - Where is he? 1125 01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:14,640 - Champagne for everybody! 1126 01:08:14,760 --> 01:08:16,760 # For he's a jolly good fellow # 1127 01:08:16,920 --> 01:08:19,320 # For he's a jolly good fellow # 1128 01:08:19,440 --> 01:08:22,480 # For he's a jolly good fellow # 1129 01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:26,560 # Which nobody can deny # 1130 01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:45,800 # Uh-huh # 1131 01:08:50,480 --> 01:08:51,480 # Really # 1132 01:09:05,240 --> 01:09:06,280 # Come on # 1133 01:09:23,520 --> 01:09:25,320 - Happy birthday, Dr. Cabbie. 1134 01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:27,920 Hey.)'- . Hey- 1135 01:09:30,320 --> 01:09:33,680 - So, I, uh... I thought you said it was a small party. 1136 01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:35,920 It's not that big. 1137 01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:39,400 By Indian standards. 1138 01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:41,120 - Oh, right. 1139 01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:47,960 You've been running away from me all night. 1140 01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:52,960 - Natalie, look, it's... it's OK. 1141 01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:57,000 I... I may never end up being a doctor again, 1142 01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:59,480 and could just be a cabbie for the rest of my life. 1143 01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:02,600 - Wait... What are you talking about? 1144 01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:05,680 - I saw the pictures in the newspaper. 1145 01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:10,120 - Listen, he tricked me. 1146 01:10:11,400 --> 01:10:14,040 He planted those pictures for his potential campaign, 1147 01:10:14,160 --> 01:10:17,920 and... l should've known better. 1148 01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:21,520 - Colin can offer you the world. 1149 01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:25,400 - He can, and he did. 1150 01:10:27,760 --> 01:10:29,160 But I have my own. 1151 01:10:31,680 --> 01:10:33,800 Tony! Tony! 1152 01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:05,720 - Whoo-hoo! 1153 01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:11,840 - Hey! - No! No! What are you doing? 1154 01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:31,000 # Uh-huh # 1155 01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:33,720 # Uh-huh mm-hmm # 1156 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,000 What's going on? 1157 01:12:18,680 --> 01:12:21,080 Deepak Chopra, you are under arrest. 1158 01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:23,760 You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say 1159 01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:27,480 can or will used against you in a court of law. 1160 01:12:27,640 --> 01:12:30,560 You have a right to an attorney... Don't worry! 1161 01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:33,120 ...one will be appointed to you. Do you understand your rights? 1162 01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:34,440 Please! 1163 01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:35,720 Tony! 1164 01:12:35,840 --> 01:12:37,360 No, please! Where are you taking him? 1165 01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:39,640 Please, listen to me! This is a mistake! 1166 01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:52,400 - Zarah's life hangs by a thread. 1167 01:12:52,520 --> 01:12:55,360 So does Dr. Cabbie's fate. Once the darling of the city, 1168 01:12:55,480 --> 01:12:58,000 he could now face up to 15 years in jail 1169 01:12:58,120 --> 01:13:00,600 on charges ranging from impersonating a doctor 1170 01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:02,840 to dispensing controlled drugs without a license 1171 01:13:02,960 --> 01:13:05,880 and criminal negligence causing bodily harm. 1172 01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:09,960 The cabbie from India who fought for his hospital residency 1173 01:13:10,080 --> 01:13:13,400 may be fighting for his own residency in this country. 1174 01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:15,440 - Please, please! 1175 01:13:15,560 --> 01:13:20,440 I'm here today to offer support, I'm hereto offer sympathy, 1176 01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:22,480 and more than anything, to find solutions 1177 01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:25,760 to help this shattered family and this outraged city. 1178 01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:28,720 Well, after this Dr. Cabbie's trial, 1179 01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:32,960 on behalf of the Mahmoods, our law firm is gonna launch a civil suit 1180 01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:35,880 that will make sure that this hard-working, immigrant family... 1181 01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:38,120 never has to work another day in their lives. 1182 01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:40,000 Thank you. That's all for now. One question! 1183 01:13:50,080 --> 01:13:51,520 - Your lawyer's here. 1184 01:13:55,960 --> 01:13:57,240 - Hey! 1185 01:13:58,520 --> 01:13:59,880 - What are you doing here? 1186 01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:03,040 - I'm hereto see you, idiot! 1187 01:14:03,640 --> 01:14:04,640 I, um... 1188 01:14:05,120 --> 01:14:07,600 I started my own law firm today. 1189 01:14:10,760 --> 01:14:12,280 As your first patient, 1190 01:14:12,760 --> 01:14:17,160 I'd like to ask you if you'd be my first client. 1191 01:14:18,440 --> 01:14:21,440 - Natalie, I do not want to drag you into all of this. 1192 01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:25,040 - Deepak, I dragged myself into this the moment I set foot in your cab. 1193 01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:26,560 - You're wasting your time. 1194 01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:29,840 - Do you believe you did the right thing by treating those people? 1195 01:14:30,480 --> 01:14:34,400 Drop it! It's over. 1196 01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:40,600 - Maybe I was wrong about you. 1197 01:14:41,920 --> 01:14:43,840 Maybe you don't believe what you did was right. 1198 01:14:45,640 --> 01:14:48,080 Maybe you're not the man I thought you were. 1199 01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:50,400 - I'm not. 1200 01:15:04,680 --> 01:15:07,480 Attorney Wilman! Please wait! 1201 01:15:09,840 --> 01:15:11,200 - Sign here. 1202 01:15:14,120 --> 01:15:16,560 I'm gonna need a lot of autographs. 1203 01:15:17,480 --> 01:15:20,200 By the way, really liking the stubble, doc. 1204 01:15:23,440 --> 01:15:25,560 Bail was set at $25,000. 1205 01:15:26,600 --> 01:15:28,400 Your uncle took care of it. 1206 01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:34,680 Before you sign this rookie who is going up against a 28-year veteran, 1207 01:15:35,560 --> 01:15:38,240 just know that there's always a risk. 1208 01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:42,600 Like, a risk that you may never be a doctor again. 1209 01:15:44,440 --> 01:15:45,960 - We're in this together. 1210 01:15:46,680 --> 01:15:47,720 - Hey... 1211 01:15:52,880 --> 01:15:55,680 Hmm! Wilcher! - Uh-huh'? 1212 01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:59,280 - Wilchie! - Uh-huh'? 1213 01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:00,720 - These pics are great. 1214 01:16:01,240 --> 01:16:02,520 - Here you go. 1215 01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:04,920 The cops have been following this guy for months. 1216 01:16:05,040 --> 01:16:08,520 - You nail this cabbie, I'll make you my chief legal officer 1217 01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:09,640 when I'm elected mayor. 1218 01:16:09,760 --> 01:16:11,920 Look, I don't care how you do it,just... 1219 01:16:12,920 --> 01:16:16,080 get Dr. Rickshaw sent back to wherever the hell it is he came from. 1220 01:16:16,200 --> 01:16:19,320 - Dr. Curry will be sent home in a hurry. Not to worry. 1221 01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:21,680 - That's racist. - Uh... 1222 01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:25,800 - I gotta keep this stupid family-man act up till after the election. 1223 01:16:25,920 --> 01:16:27,600 I just want him out of Natalie's life. 1224 01:16:28,200 --> 01:16:30,120 - Hey, listen, talking about your baby-mama, 1225 01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:32,720 I hear she wants to play lawyer. 1226 01:16:32,840 --> 01:16:36,800 Is she any good? - Oh, Natalie's very, very good. 1227 01:16:37,600 --> 01:16:39,160 She used to work under me. 1228 01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:41,040 - I like a good fight. 1229 01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:42,960 - Oh, you mean as a lawyer? Pfft! 1230 01:16:43,920 --> 01:16:46,200 No, I... l wouldn't worry about her. 1231 01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:49,520 Lawyer! 1232 01:16:56,280 --> 01:16:58,320 - Hey. you all right? 1233 01:16:59,280 --> 01:17:00,240 Deepu? 1234 01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:02,200 Deepu... Hi, Deepu! 1235 01:17:04,480 --> 01:17:07,120 - Natalie! Natalie, are you ready? Are you ready? 1236 01:17:07,240 --> 01:17:09,000 - Papa's with you! - It's all gonna be OK. 1237 01:17:09,160 --> 01:17:10,240 - Papa's with you! 1238 01:17:12,720 --> 01:17:14,800 - Sir? Natalie Wilman. 1239 01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:21,000 Hmm... 1240 01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:23,440 - Hey! Come here, come here. 1241 01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:27,840 You know what? I'm actually in a pretty generous mood today, 1242 01:17:27,960 --> 01:17:31,520 so, uh, you get your client to plead guilty... 1243 01:17:31,680 --> 01:17:33,960 ...to impersonating a doctor, 1244 01:17:34,680 --> 01:17:37,280 then I'll drop all the other charges. What do you say? 1245 01:17:38,600 --> 01:17:42,200 - He's innocent, and pleading guilty means deportation. 1246 01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:43,600 - Ah! - So no deal. 1247 01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:45,000 - All rise! 1248 01:17:54,840 --> 01:17:56,640 - Mr. Chopra, how do you plead? 1249 01:17:58,000 --> 01:17:59,200 - I object, Your Honour. 1250 01:18:01,040 --> 01:18:05,640 - Miss Wilman, normally you only object to things he says. 1251 01:18:05,760 --> 01:18:08,840 Objecting to what the judge says can seriously offend him. 1252 01:18:08,960 --> 01:18:11,560 - Your Honour, you referred to my client as Mr. Chopra. 1253 01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:14,360 He's a certified doctor and deserves to be addressed as such. 1254 01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:17,920 - Mr. Chopra? 1255 01:18:20,160 --> 01:18:21,240 - Not guilty, Your Honour. 1256 01:18:21,400 --> 01:18:23,320 - Yes! Not guilty! - Shhh! What are you doing? 1257 01:18:23,440 --> 01:18:25,040 - OK. 1258 01:18:26,920 --> 01:18:27,880 Let's go! 1259 01:18:28,040 --> 01:18:30,680 After putting Mr. Chopra under surveillance, 1260 01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:33,240 I found a full medical clinic, 1261 01:18:33,360 --> 01:18:35,880 client charts and prescription drugs 1262 01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:39,040 like oxycodone, morphine and lorazepam. 1263 01:18:39,160 --> 01:18:43,440 - But Dr. Chopra said it was a symptom of retinal detachment, 1264 01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:47,760 and he dragged me off to the ER. - And was his diagnosis accurate? 1265 01:18:47,920 --> 01:18:50,000 - Well, the specialist said if I had waited, 1266 01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:51,560 I would've lost my eye. 1267 01:18:51,680 --> 01:18:52,680 - Thank you. 1268 01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:56,440 - You are saying that you paid Mr. Chopra $50 1269 01:18:56,600 --> 01:18:59,240 as payment for medical services. 1270 01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:01,040 - Yes, but it was a tip! 1271 01:19:01,160 --> 01:19:02,640 - For medical services. 1272 01:19:02,760 --> 01:19:04,360 Yes or no? 1273 01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:06,400 Yes or no, Mrs. Robinson? 1274 01:19:06,520 --> 01:19:08,600 - Yes. - Thank you. 1275 01:19:08,720 --> 01:19:11,160 Thank you very much for clarifying that. 1276 01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:27,200 - I came here thinking I could make a difference. 1277 01:19:28,840 --> 01:19:30,200 What have I done? 1278 01:19:32,120 --> 01:19:33,520 I've shamed our family. 1279 01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:38,720 I've ruined Papa's legacy. 1280 01:19:41,960 --> 01:19:46,880 - Deepu, there are 3 things that can never be hidden: 1281 01:19:48,120 --> 01:19:52,200 The Sun, the Moon and the truth. 1282 01:19:53,480 --> 01:19:57,360 And the truth is you help people, Beta. 1283 01:20:00,320 --> 01:20:01,880 - Not everybody thinks so. 1284 01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:06,280 - Well, then, they're mean. 1285 01:20:07,440 --> 01:20:09,680 But you know what they say about mean people? 1286 01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:14,320 That they come back in their next life as a fly and eat poop! 1287 01:20:30,760 --> 01:20:31,680 Here we go. 1288 01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:34,480 Tony, don't be nervous. Just be yourself, OK? 1289 01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:38,320 - So, what was this, then? A little side-business you two had going? 1290 01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:44,600 Uh... 1291 01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:49,720 See, as brownies, we'll do a lot for an extra buck, huh? 1292 01:20:49,880 --> 01:20:54,960 We'll, uh... cut your hair with one hand and we'll cut your taxes with the other. 1293 01:20:56,280 --> 01:20:59,400 Asking me to deliver a baby in the back of my cab for an extra $20, 1294 01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:02,760 I mean, that's a little much, even for us, huh? 1295 01:21:03,880 --> 01:21:06,640 Thank you very much. That was a compelling comedy routine. 1296 01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:08,800 - Uh, you know... 1297 01:21:10,120 --> 01:21:14,440 Deepak, man, he saved 2 lives in the cab. 1298 01:21:14,560 --> 01:21:15,480 Two lives! 1299 01:21:15,640 --> 01:21:17,480 He's a hero. 1300 01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:19,760 Our hero. 1301 01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:24,000 - Mr. Donaldson, what did Dr. Chopra prescribe you? 1302 01:21:24,120 --> 01:21:26,880 - Herbal medicine and hope. 1303 01:21:29,720 --> 01:21:32,840 What's the matter with all you stupid, smart people? 1304 01:21:34,440 --> 01:21:37,120 There's a lot of people in this country! They need doctors! 1305 01:21:37,240 --> 01:21:39,600 And you've got your heads 1306 01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:43,400 so far up your asses, you can't see you got a really good one 1307 01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:45,280 sitting right there in front of you?! 1308 01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:48,360 I'm on my way out, 1309 01:21:49,280 --> 01:21:51,840 but he just might save your life one day! 1310 01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:56,240 You're gonna beat it, kid! 1311 01:21:57,520 --> 01:22:01,600 You gotta grab 'em by the balls and enjoy the ride! 1312 01:22:01,720 --> 01:22:03,160 Your Honour, please! 1313 01:22:05,840 --> 01:22:08,400 - The defence calls Zarah Mahmood to the stand. 1314 01:22:14,280 --> 01:22:18,000 - Zarah, you swallowed the whole bottle of antidepressants. 1315 01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:19,640 Why'? 1316 01:22:20,640 --> 01:22:24,720 - When I overheard my mom and dad say... 1317 01:22:26,440 --> 01:22:28,080 that I had shamed them... 1318 01:22:30,080 --> 01:22:31,560 they would rather die... 1319 01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:36,640 I decided to take my own life... 1320 01:22:40,800 --> 01:22:42,480 ...to let them live. 1321 01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:45,680 - Now, tell us the night that you contemplated suicide, 1322 01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:48,240 did Mr. Chopra... did he call 911? 1323 01:22:49,640 --> 01:22:52,080 - No. - No. Did he call social services? 1324 01:22:53,440 --> 01:22:55,080 - No. - Did he call your parents? 1325 01:22:55,800 --> 01:22:59,440 - No. - Zarah, did Dr. Chopra, in any way, 1326 01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:02,120 influence your decision to take your life? 1327 01:23:03,160 --> 01:23:06,160 He saved my life. 1328 01:23:07,960 --> 01:23:12,480 - But he did give you a bottle of illegal prescription drugs. 1329 01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:15,400 Is that correct? - Yes. 1330 01:23:15,560 --> 01:23:19,920 - Zarah, Mr. Chopra was an irresponsible young man 1331 01:23:20,040 --> 01:23:22,040 who failed in his basic civil duty. 1332 01:23:22,160 --> 01:23:24,680 - Objection, Your Honour! - Sustained! 1333 01:23:25,320 --> 01:23:27,440 - I stand corrected, sir. Thank you, Zarah. 1334 01:23:30,440 --> 01:23:32,520 Careful, Mr. Wilcher. 1335 01:23:38,680 --> 01:23:40,960 - My parents used to bring me here when I was little. 1336 01:23:42,280 --> 01:23:44,200 I like to come out here when I miss them. 1337 01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:47,800 - Look at each plane. 1338 01:23:48,520 --> 01:23:52,240 So many different people, so many different dreams. 1339 01:23:53,360 --> 01:23:55,760 How many of them actually come true? 1340 01:23:57,120 --> 01:24:00,120 - Your dream of becoming a doctor has turned into a real nightmare, huh? 1341 01:24:03,560 --> 01:24:06,080 - I was bound by an oath that Hook. 1342 01:24:07,440 --> 01:24:08,840 - You always keep your promises? 1343 01:24:09,880 --> 01:24:11,920 - Yeah, of course. 1344 01:24:39,480 --> 01:24:43,080 Can you tell me how you justify... 1345 01:24:44,320 --> 01:24:47,520 a tip that is 5 times your cab fare? 1346 01:24:49,840 --> 01:24:53,360 - Sir, from what I understand, in some professions, 1347 01:24:53,520 --> 01:24:56,960 people charge $50 for just 5 minutes of service. 1348 01:24:57,080 --> 01:24:58,680 Prostitutes. 1349 01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:00,800 - Lawyers. 1350 01:25:03,880 --> 01:25:05,160 ; Order! 1351 01:25:05,280 --> 01:25:09,800 - I'm glad that you're having a good time here, Mr. Chopra, 1352 01:25:10,440 --> 01:25:14,320 but tell me, there are millions of needy in India, 1353 01:25:14,440 --> 01:25:18,320 yet you fly 7,000 miles to come here and treat people for free? 1354 01:25:19,120 --> 01:25:21,120 - I came hereto heal people, 1355 01:25:22,480 --> 01:25:24,200 no matter where they come from. 1356 01:25:24,800 --> 01:25:26,840 - That's very, very moving, 1357 01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:29,760 and so sincere. 1358 01:25:31,080 --> 01:25:32,640 But tell me, 1359 01:25:33,920 --> 01:25:37,400 did you at any time know that what you were doing was illegal? 1360 01:25:38,960 --> 01:25:42,280 - I had taken an oath- - Yes or no, Mr. Chopra? 1361 01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:46,440 - Yes. 1362 01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:50,640 Yes, I did. 1363 01:25:53,160 --> 01:25:54,840 - Thank you, Mr. Chopra. 1364 01:25:56,960 --> 01:25:58,760 - You may step down, Mr. Chopra. 1365 01:26:00,560 --> 01:26:02,840 Mr. Chopra, you may step down. 1366 01:26:29,360 --> 01:26:33,840 I swear to fulfill, to the best of my ability and judgment... 1367 01:26:33,960 --> 01:26:36,320 - Uh, we're finished with the witness. - Please, Your Honour! 1368 01:26:36,440 --> 01:26:40,840 - May I always act so as to preserve the finest traditions of my calling... 1369 01:26:42,520 --> 01:26:48,200 and may I long experience the joy of healing those who may seek my help. 1370 01:26:50,560 --> 01:26:53,800 I will remember that I do not treat a fever chart, 1371 01:26:54,720 --> 01:26:56,160 a cancerous growth, 1372 01:26:57,240 --> 01:26:59,160 but a sick human being. 1373 01:27:00,160 --> 01:27:04,000 I will remember that I remain a member of society 1374 01:27:04,120 --> 01:27:07,120 with special obligations to all human beings. 1375 01:27:08,040 --> 01:27:11,720 I will respect the hard-won scientific gains 1376 01:27:11,840 --> 01:27:14,880 of those physicians in whose steps l walk. 1377 01:27:16,600 --> 01:27:21,280 I will remember that warmth, sympathy and understanding... 1378 01:27:22,160 --> 01:27:25,920 may outweigh the surgeon's knife or the chemist's drug. 1379 01:27:27,160 --> 01:27:29,760 I will no! permit race, religion, 1380 01:27:29,880 --> 01:27:32,440 nationality or social standing 1381 01:27:32,560 --> 01:27:36,840 intervene between my duty and my patients. 1382 01:27:37,680 --> 01:27:41,920 If I do not violate this oath, may I be respected while I live, 1383 01:27:42,040 --> 01:27:43,880 remembered affectionately thereafter. 1384 01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:53,040 - Your Honour, may I? 1385 01:27:59,240 --> 01:28:02,680 Dr. Chopra, what did you just recite? 1386 01:28:04,280 --> 01:28:07,840 - The Hippocratic Oath. - Why'? 1387 01:28:08,840 --> 01:28:10,560 - Because I swore to it. 1388 01:28:11,960 --> 01:28:15,880 - Dr. Chopra, do you believe that what you did was right? 1389 01:28:16,760 --> 01:28:18,960 - With all my heart, yes. 1390 01:28:22,280 --> 01:28:26,400 And had I not done so, I would've betrayed my profession... 1391 01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:29,720 and everything I believe in. 1392 01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:32,040 - Thank you. 1393 01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:34,960 Your Honour. 1394 01:28:40,840 --> 01:28:44,960 - Do you want our great medical system to be run by cabbies? 1395 01:28:45,120 --> 01:28:46,640 No. 1396 01:28:46,760 --> 01:28:52,200 I urge you to disregard Mr. Chopra's celebrity status 1397 01:28:52,320 --> 01:28:54,200 and his phony philanthropy, 1398 01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:58,720 and keep in mind his utter contempt for the law. 1399 01:28:59,920 --> 01:29:04,080 - Dr. Chopra is a doctor of medicine. 1400 01:29:05,360 --> 01:29:06,760 He upheld an oath... 1401 01:29:07,800 --> 01:29:11,280 that transcends borders, languages, cultures. 1402 01:29:12,160 --> 01:29:14,160 Members of the jury, I ask you: 1403 01:29:15,040 --> 01:29:17,480 what if you were in the back of that cab? 1404 01:29:19,520 --> 01:29:21,760 Would you find this man guilty 1405 01:29:21,880 --> 01:29:24,280 if I! was your life that he saved? 1406 01:29:26,360 --> 01:29:28,400 What if it was the life of your child? 1407 01:29:34,360 --> 01:29:35,800 Cabbie! Cabbie...! We love you, Dr. Cabbie! 1408 01:29:36,040 --> 01:29:37,400 Cabbie! Cabbie...! We love you, Dr. Cabbie! 1409 01:29:39,080 --> 01:29:40,040 We love you! 1410 01:29:46,360 --> 01:29:47,760 - Any comment, please! 1411 01:29:47,920 --> 01:29:50,360 - I'm trying to get you to deliver my baby! 1412 01:29:51,160 --> 01:29:52,640 We love you! 1413 01:29:55,640 --> 01:29:56,960 - Has the jury reached a verdict? 1414 01:29:57,720 --> 01:29:59,080 - Yes, we have, Your Honour. 1415 01:29:59,200 --> 01:30:02,040 - On the charge of impersonating a doctor, what say you? 1416 01:30:02,200 --> 01:30:03,120 - Not guilty. 1417 01:30:04,320 --> 01:30:07,120 - On the charge of criminal negligence causing bodily harm? 1418 01:30:07,240 --> 01:30:08,440 - Not guilty. 1419 01:30:12,440 --> 01:30:15,440 - And possessing and dispensing controlled drugs without a license? 1420 01:30:15,560 --> 01:30:16,720 - Guilty. 1421 01:30:16,880 --> 01:30:19,880 - Members of the jury, thank you for your time. 1422 01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:23,880 - Your Honour, the prosecution recommends a minimum 4-year jail term, 1423 01:30:24,000 --> 01:30:27,720 after which, since Mr. Chopra is not a citizen of our country, 1424 01:30:27,840 --> 01:30:29,640 we recommend that he be deported. 1425 01:30:29,760 --> 01:30:32,640 You can't do that! 1426 01:30:33,440 --> 01:30:35,720 - Order! Idiot! 1427 01:30:35,840 --> 01:30:38,240 - I'll pronounce the sentence in 2 hours. 1428 01:30:38,360 --> 01:30:39,440 - All rise! 1429 01:30:43,440 --> 01:30:44,440 Excuse me... 1430 01:30:46,080 --> 01:30:47,680 - Come on. We don't have much time. 1431 01:30:47,800 --> 01:30:49,160 - Where are we going? - You'll see. 1432 01:30:50,640 --> 01:30:52,240 - Natalie! Natalie,just... 1433 01:30:52,600 --> 01:30:53,760 Listen, w...! 1434 01:30:56,040 --> 01:30:57,080 Where are we going? 1435 01:30:59,600 --> 01:31:02,160 - Your Honour, I'd like to present important evidence 1436 01:31:02,320 --> 01:31:04,680 before sentencing the accused. - Miss Wilman, 1437 01:31:04,800 --> 01:31:08,480 evidence comes before the guilty/not-guilty thing. 1438 01:31:11,240 --> 01:31:13,080 It's against my better judgment, 1439 01:31:14,280 --> 01:31:15,840 but you may proceed. 1440 01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:19,040 - Your honour, I ask you to consider the value 1441 01:31:19,160 --> 01:31:22,800 Dr. Chopra's deportation would serve his new wife and child. 1442 01:31:22,920 --> 01:31:25,840 - Mr. Chopra was a bachelor when this trial started. 1443 01:31:25,960 --> 01:31:27,480 What am I missing? 1444 01:31:27,600 --> 01:31:28,600 - Well... 1445 01:31:31,120 --> 01:31:32,840 - Shhh! 1446 01:31:35,400 --> 01:31:36,640 - You ready, boss? 1447 01:31:36,760 --> 01:31:38,640 - Come on! Come on! 1448 01:31:41,520 --> 01:31:44,000 Hi! - Hi! Do you have the marriage license? 1449 01:31:44,160 --> 01:31:46,520 - Yeah, here you go. - Marriage license? 1450 01:31:46,640 --> 01:31:48,640 - Yeah, you signed that when you signed me. 1451 01:31:48,800 --> 01:31:50,840 Always read the fine print, Dr. Chopra. 1452 01:31:52,440 --> 01:31:54,480 Nervous? Me too. It's my first time. 1453 01:31:58,680 --> 01:32:01,600 - Do you want me to marry you only so I can stay in this country? 1454 01:32:03,000 --> 01:32:06,640 - No, I... want you to marry me because you love me. 1455 01:32:11,200 --> 01:32:12,280 " No! 1456 01:32:13,120 --> 01:32:14,960 - Idiot! 1457 01:32:15,680 --> 01:32:16,680 - What is he doing? 1458 01:32:17,280 --> 01:32:19,200 - Is there an objection? 1459 01:32:19,320 --> 01:32:22,240 - Yes! I... I object. 1460 01:32:23,520 --> 01:32:25,320 Deepu, don't! 1461 01:32:25,440 --> 01:32:28,160 - I'm sorry, I... I can't marry you. 1462 01:32:28,280 --> 01:32:29,400 No! 1463 01:32:29,520 --> 01:32:30,840 - Not like this. 1464 01:32:34,360 --> 01:32:35,800 - -Deepu! 1465 01:32:48,920 --> 01:32:50,240 - Natalie... 1466 01:32:51,680 --> 01:32:53,680 I don't know what tomorrow will bring... 1467 01:32:55,360 --> 01:32:56,920 but with you as my wife 1468 01:32:58,080 --> 01:32:59,760 and Ganesh as my son, 1469 01:33:01,600 --> 01:33:03,160 I know I can face it. 1470 01:33:03,880 --> 01:33:06,440 I promise to love you both forever. 1471 01:33:08,200 --> 01:33:09,840 Will you marry me? 1472 01:33:11,160 --> 01:33:12,120 - Of course I will! 1473 01:33:21,440 --> 01:33:23,000 - I'm so happy! 1474 01:33:24,040 --> 01:33:26,640 - And... now we're happily married. 1475 01:33:30,840 --> 01:33:31,840 - Thank you, Miss Wilman. 1476 01:33:33,200 --> 01:33:36,000 Prescribing drugs without a license 1477 01:33:36,120 --> 01:33:39,200 has meant ruin for many before you. 1478 01:33:41,760 --> 01:33:45,600 But I see more gain in sentencing you to 500 hours of community service... 1479 01:33:45,720 --> 01:33:48,360 ...than putting you in jail. 1480 01:33:49,200 --> 01:33:51,600 And you will not practise without a license. 1481 01:33:52,120 --> 01:33:54,800 Considering your deep family ties in this country, 1482 01:33:55,640 --> 01:33:59,280 it is this court's decision not to deport you. 1483 01:34:03,800 --> 01:34:04,760 We did n! 1484 01:34:04,880 --> 01:34:06,520 This court is adjourned. 1485 01:34:10,400 --> 01:34:12,720 Good job, everybody! 1486 01:34:13,840 --> 01:34:15,960 Good job, everybody. Good job! - on! 1487 01:34:17,320 --> 01:34:20,160 - Ah! Ah! 1488 01:34:20,760 --> 01:34:23,760 - We did it! - Let's go, let's go! 1489 01:34:26,440 --> 01:34:29,400 Rani! Rani, let's go! 1490 01:34:29,520 --> 01:34:32,720 This is a good thing, right? 1491 01:34:32,840 --> 01:34:34,040 Oh my gosh! 1492 01:34:35,280 --> 01:34:37,720 - Oh, Deepak! I love you! 1493 01:34:37,840 --> 01:34:39,480 I love this guy! 1494 01:34:42,960 --> 01:34:44,360 All right, let's eat! 1495 01:34:47,880 --> 01:34:49,360 - Yes, yes, yes! 1496 01:34:51,520 --> 01:34:53,240 Come on, let's go! 1497 01:34:53,360 --> 01:34:55,360 - Natalie! Wow! 1498 01:34:55,520 --> 01:34:57,080 So vicious, but sexy! 1499 01:34:57,200 --> 01:35:00,320 Seriously, so much sexier since my baby tumbled out of your vagina. 1500 01:35:00,440 --> 01:35:02,960 That's a compliment! OK, you know what? You wouldn't have given 1501 01:35:03,080 --> 01:35:06,680 Slum Doc here a second chance if he hadn't seen your powdered kitty 1502 01:35:06,800 --> 01:35:08,640 in the back of the cab. - Leave it, Deepak. He's drunk. 1503 01:35:10,120 --> 01:35:11,080 - What did you say? 1504 01:35:11,200 --> 01:35:13,320 - I said, "Birdie Num Num Num Num." 1505 01:35:14,640 --> 01:35:15,680 Oh! 1506 01:35:17,880 --> 01:35:19,120 Oh God! 1507 01:35:19,920 --> 01:35:21,520 - Are you OK? - Yeah, well, he just punched- 1508 01:35:21,640 --> 01:35:24,240 - Dick! - Why does that feel good? 1509 01:35:24,360 --> 01:35:26,560 I like that. I don't know why. Oh God, that feels... 1510 01:35:27,960 --> 01:35:30,560 - As I was saying, how does a honeymoon in India sound? 1511 01:35:30,720 --> 01:35:32,640 - I'd love to see the Taj Mahal with you. 1512 01:35:49,080 --> 01:35:50,840 Ah! 1513 01:36:02,000 --> 01:36:03,320 # Come on # 1514 01:36:14,640 --> 01:36:18,440 (Woman on PM: Dr. Chopra to radiology. Dr. Chopra, radiology. 1515 01:36:18,560 --> 01:36:20,400 - How are you feeling, honey? - Fine. 1516 01:36:20,520 --> 01:36:24,680 - I told you false alarms, Braxton Hicks contractions, nothing else. 1517 01:36:24,800 --> 01:36:27,320 - Honey, I'd just really like to give birth in a hospital this time, 1518 01:36:27,480 --> 01:36:29,640 you know what I'm saying? - You got it. 1519 01:36:29,760 --> 01:36:31,680 - You don't want me to fall in love with another cabbie, do you? 1520 01:36:31,800 --> 01:36:32,960 - Just make sure he's a doctor. 1521 01:36:33,520 --> 01:36:34,880 # I'm living the life # 1522 01:36:34,960 --> 01:36:36,360 # I've been feeling right # 1523 01:36:36,480 --> 01:36:39,920 # It must be magic # 1524 01:37:17,840 --> 01:37:22,240 You know, I always wonder, will we ever find a cure for cancer? 1525 01:37:22,680 --> 01:37:24,880 It I'm not home It's an emergency... $1 1526 01:37:25,000 --> 01:37:26,320 - You know what I wonder'? 1527 01:37:27,840 --> 01:37:32,360 Why is a "bra" singular and "panties" plural? 1528 01:37:33,040 --> 01:37:36,240 It My temperature is rising and I just can't stand it $1 1529 01:37:36,360 --> 01:37:39,800 it Time is running out for you to set me free $1 1530 01:37:39,920 --> 01:37:42,040 # Dr. Cabbie Dr. Cabbie... # 1531 01:37:42,160 --> 01:37:43,160 - You're looking good, Tony. 1532 01:37:43,280 --> 01:37:45,520 Now, all I need a urine and a stool sample. 1533 01:37:45,640 --> 01:37:47,040 - OK, doc! - OK. 1534 01:37:47,840 --> 01:37:50,400 Ti Dr. Cabbie Dr. Cabbie Can you fix me... $1 1535 01:37:50,560 --> 01:37:52,920 What are you doing? Tony, what- - Shhh! 1536 01:37:53,040 --> 01:37:54,240 - Tony, what are you doing? 1537 01:37:54,840 --> 01:37:56,720 - There you go, doc! That's the way. 1538 01:37:56,840 --> 01:37:57,840 # My desire # 1539 01:37:57,960 --> 01:37:59,480 # The fire's burning higher # 1540 01:38:00,200 --> 01:38:01,800 # Your body's calling me # 1541 01:38:01,920 --> 01:38:04,040 # Your body's calling me # 1542 01:38:05,880 --> 01:38:08,120 - Deepak, I am so sorry! - I don't mean any disrespect. 1543 01:38:08,240 --> 01:38:09,440 - Get the Sorry. 1544 01:38:19,160 --> 01:38:21,600 - Do your nipples always get hard when you're cold? 1545 01:38:22,160 --> 01:38:23,280 - Only when I'm horny. 1546 01:38:26,160 --> 01:38:27,720 - Are you a safe driver? 1547 01:38:28,840 --> 01:38:30,680 - Yeah, I've got a condom on right now. 1548 01:38:31,880 --> 01:38:32,880 Show me! 1549 01:38:36,920 --> 01:38:38,320 Another one? 1550 01:38:38,440 --> 01:38:41,400 # Time for you to set me free # 1551 01:38:41,520 --> 01:38:43,760 # Dr. Cabbie Dr. Cabbie # 1552 01:38:43,920 --> 01:38:47,040 it Can you fix me Fix me up right now $1 1553 01:38:47,160 --> 01:38:49,280 # Pick me up right now... # 1554 01:38:49,400 --> 01:38:51,360 - How many wives do you have? 1555 01:38:52,240 --> 01:38:54,160 - Three... a week, 1556 01:38:54,280 --> 01:38:56,560 hmm, until their husbands find out. 1557 01:38:56,680 --> 01:38:59,520 - Welcome to the Korma Sutra. 1558 01:39:00,920 --> 01:39:01,920 Ah! 1559 01:39:02,960 --> 01:39:05,320 On! 1560 01:39:06,720 --> 01:39:10,480 - I ask this girl, OK, politely, 3 times to go out with me. 1561 01:39:10,600 --> 01:39:12,920 Politely! And you know what she says? 1562 01:39:13,040 --> 01:39:15,360 No. Pfft! Just like that. 1563 01:39:15,520 --> 01:39:18,160 - Maybe your approach is all wrong. - What do you mean, my approach is all wrong? 1564 01:39:18,320 --> 01:39:19,840 You're the king of approaches, or what? 1565 01:39:19,960 --> 01:39:21,160 - OK, show me! 1566 01:39:21,320 --> 01:39:23,280 - You're a dude! - Try. It'll be fun. 1567 01:39:23,400 --> 01:39:24,520 - OK, ahem! 1568 01:39:26,320 --> 01:39:29,040 It Time is running out For you to set me free... $1 1569 01:39:29,160 --> 01:39:30,360 Let's have sex. 1570 01:39:31,080 --> 01:39:33,520 - No, no, Tony- - Wait, wait! No, no, no! 1571 01:39:33,640 --> 01:39:36,160 Let's have sex, please. - Tony, you can't say that. 1572 01:39:36,280 --> 01:39:38,920 - What do you mean? OK, please, let's have sex. 1573 01:39:39,640 --> 01:39:41,800 - Tony- - Please, let's have sex, please! 1574 01:39:41,920 --> 01:39:43,480 Please, please! Let's have sex, please! - No! 1575 01:39:43,600 --> 01:39:45,320 - You're just like every other woman! 1576 01:39:47,320 --> 01:39:48,600 You suck! 1577 01:40:13,680 --> 01:40:14,960 # Uh-huh # 1578 01:40:16,040 --> 01:40:17,040 # Uh-huh # 1579 01:40:20,040 --> 01:40:21,200 # Really # 1580 01:40:33,960 --> 01:40:35,200 # Come on # 1581 01:42:06,080 --> 01:42:07,640 # Uh-huh # 1582 01:42:08,560 --> 01:42:09,920 # Uh-huh # 1583 01:42:10,680 --> 01:42:14,400 # Uh-huh mm-hmm # 1584 01:42:42,080 --> 01:42:45,680 # AH I need is you # 1585 01:42:45,800 --> 01:42:49,640 # AH I need is you # 1586 01:42:49,760 --> 01:42:53,000 # AH I need is you # 1587 01:42:53,120 --> 01:42:56,400 it And I'm so glad I've found you $1 1588 01:42:57,200 --> 01:43:00,280 it And I'm so glad I've found you $1 1589 01:43:02,640 --> 01:43:06,120 it I never thought I'd ever find a love like this $1 1590 01:43:06,520 --> 01:43:09,360 it I never thought I'd find someone like you $1 1591 01:43:10,280 --> 01:43:13,880 it I thought I'd go through life being so lonely $1 1592 01:43:14,320 --> 01:43:16,760 it I never thought Pd need it like I do $1 1593 01:43:17,520 --> 01:43:18,560 #Ooh# 1594 01:43:18,720 --> 01:43:21,880 # I wanna be your girl oh # 1595 01:43:22,320 --> 01:43:24,400 # I've been searching around the world # 1596 01:43:24,560 --> 01:43:28,000 # And all I need is you # 1597 01:43:28,160 --> 01:43:31,520 # AH I need is you # 1598 01:43:31,640 --> 01:43:35,920 # Ooh all I need is you... # 118002