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000017,216 -- 000019,253
i(Joy of Life
by lrshad Khan)i
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000039,672 -- 000041,515
(Bird chirping)
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000047,413 -- 000049,415
(Rooster crowing)
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000057,923 -- 000059,766
(Squawking)
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000112,772 -- 000116,219
(Woman and child
speaking Hindi in distance)
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000117,109 -- 000119,851
(Mooing)
(Speaking Hindi)
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000126,418 -- 000129,024
(Man singing in Hindi in distance)
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000135,528 -- 000137,371
(Horns honking)
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000146,906 -- 000148,442
(Bell ringing)
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000148,574 -- 000151,350
(Man) Time's up! Time's up!
Finish! Finish your work!
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000151,477 -- 000154,822
Please, time's up! Hurry up!
Time's up! Come on!
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000203,222 -- 000204,257
(Laughing)
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000204,390 -- 000206,165
(Speaking Hindi)
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000208,427 -- 000209,633
- Hi!
- Hi, Deepak.
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000213,299 -- 000216,473
(All) Congratulations, Deepak!
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000216,602 -- 000218,377
(Lively music)
(Cheering and laughing)
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000218,504 -- 000221,974
(Man singing in Hindi)
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000228,080 -- 000230,651
(Speaking Hindi)
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000236,388 -- 000241,064
(Deepak) I swear to fulfill to the best
of my ability and judgment this covenant.
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000241,193 -- 000244,470
I will respect the hard-won scientific gains
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000244,597 -- 000247,806
of those physicians
in whose steps I walk.
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000247,933 -- 000252,211
I will remember that warmth,
sympathy and understanding
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000252,338 -- 000254,477
may outweigh the surgeon's knife.
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000254,607 -- 000258,419
iMay I long experience
the joy of healing thosei
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000258,544 -- 000300,387
iwho may seek my help.i
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000300,512 -- 000302,753
iAnd I will maintain
by all means in my poweri
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000302,882 -- 000307,058
ithe honour and noble tradition
of the medical profession.i
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000307,186 -- 000308,995
(Horns honking)
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000317,029 -- 000318,303
(Chicken clucking)
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000320,900 -- 000323,938
Swami-ji, keep the rupees!
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000324,069 -- 000326,015
It's all about dollars for me!
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000326,138 -- 000327,515
(Speaking Hindi)
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000330,709 -- 000332,552
(Laughing)
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000340,152 -- 000341,358
(Laughing)
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000345,491 -- 000347,164
(No dialog)
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000353,165 -- 000355,475
(Bell dinging in distance)
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000355,601 -- 000357,103
i(Meow-l)i
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000359,371 -- 000400,315
(Cow exhaling)
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000400,439 -- 000403,613
Show some respect now, huh
I'm a doctor!
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000403,742 -- 000406,052
(Cow grunting)
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000441,447 -- 000443,256
(Speaking Hindi)
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000443,382 -- 000445,794
(Children playing in distance)
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000450,322 -- 000451,357
Ma!
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000451,490 -- 000452,434
(Gasping)
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000452,558 -- 000455,630
Dr. Deepak Veer Chopra.
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000456,395 -- 000458,306
MD.
- on!
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000501,000 -- 000502,502
Doctor!
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000504,236 -- 000506,876
Your father would've been
so proud of you today!
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000507,006 -- 000509,384
- He would've been proud of you, Ma.
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000509,508 -- 000511,112
You've worked so hard for us.
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000512,678 -- 000514,817
Ma! Ma!
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000517,282 -- 000518,590
Last time!
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000529,294 -- 000531,501
I want us to experience the world now!
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000531,630 -- 000535,544
And, Ma, I can heal people anywhere!
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000535,667 -- 000537,669
(Speaking Hindi)
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000537,803 -- 000539,373
Ma
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000543,175 -- 000544,210
Ma!
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000544,343 -- 000545,481
(Chuckling)
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000545,611 -- 000547,887
(Both laughing)
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000550,049 -- 000551,722
- Ma, pack up these spices now!
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000551,850 -- 000554,421
We'll need them to keep us warm.
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000554,553 -- 000558,023
We are moving to the land of opportunity.
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000558,157 -- 000601,104
- Honey... I thought
we were going to Canada.
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000601,226 -- 000603,069
(Both laughing)
- Let's go!
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000607,699 -- 000609,076
(All laughing)
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000609,201 -- 000611,238
(Nellie shouting in Hindi)
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000619,011 -- 000621,389
(Nellie chuckling)
So many white people, new
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000621,513 -- 000624,289
(Deepak) Ma, did you know the entire country
once belonged to the Indians
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000624,416 -- 000626,657
- Amazing! Indians!
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000628,053 -- 000629,225
(Both) Hello!
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000630,589 -- 000634,264
- Dr. Deepak Veer Chopra. Really
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000634,393 -- 000637,306
(Chuckling) Millions of us Indians
share many names,
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000637,429 -- 000639,670
but there's only one great
Dr. Deepak Chopra.
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000640,232 -- 000641,734
- You also!
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000641,867 -- 000643,471
- And Vijay Sharma sponsored you
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000643,602 -- 000644,876
- Yes! He's my brother!
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000646,138 -- 000648,311
He's got the best Indian
restaurant in Toronto
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000648,440 -- 000649,646
iKorma Suva!i
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000649,775 -- 000650,913
(Both laughing,
stamp clicking)
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000651,043 -- 000654,149
Susan, you should come there sometime
if you like Indian food.
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000654,279 -- 000655,553
We'll give you big discount!
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000655,681 -- 000657,183
- Welcome to Canada.
- Thank you, ma'am!
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000657,316 -- 000658,795
- Thank you! Thank you!
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000658,917 -- 000701,420
Look how quickly
she stamped our passports!
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000701,553 -- 000703,829
These Chinese, they're just like us!
- OK!
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000703,956 -- 000705,993
- They love discounts
even more than sex!
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000706,125 -- 000707,468
- Shhh! Shhh! Let's go!
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000707,593 -- 000709,595
(Nellie) Carefully!
We have to find your uncle Vijay.
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000710,696 -- 000713,176
- OK!
(Vijay) Over here! Over here!
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000713,298 -- 000716,438
(Vijay exclaiming,
women laughing)
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000717,970 -- 000719,176
- Who are these girls
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000720,105 -- 000721,675
- Must be his assistants, new
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000721,807 -- 000723,753
(Vijay exclaiming,
woman laughing)
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000723,876 -- 000725,355
- Hey, Uncle!
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000725,477 -- 000729,425
(Vijay) Welcome to Toronto! Huh
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000729,548 -- 000732,324
(Deepak) So, Uncle, where's all the snow
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000733,785 -- 000735,594
'WOW!
- Huh
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000735,721 -- 000737,325
(Laughing)
- Beautiful house, Uncle!
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000737,456 -- 000739,197
(Speaking Hindi)
Very nice!
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000739,324 -- 000740,894
- And where is she
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000741,026 -- 000743,028
- Uncle, when do we meet Rani
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000743,162 -- 000746,109
- Viju, you never told us
where did you meet her
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000746,231 -- 000747,938
- Uh,where
- Huh, where
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000748,066 -- 000750,774
(Speaking Hindi)
- She's coming.
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000752,004 -- 000754,006
(Hindi music)
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000756,975 -- 000759,387
Huh What do you think
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000759,511 -- 000800,854
Huh
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000802,748 -- 000806,525
(Slowly) Welcome to your new home.
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000806,652 -- 000808,893
(Both speaking Hindi)
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000809,021 -- 000810,193
Namaste!
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000810,322 -- 000811,801
(Both) Namaste!
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000811,924 -- 000815,133
- I hope you brought your appetites.
I've been cooking up a storm!
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000815,260 -- 000816,603
- Buzz, buzz, buzz!
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000817,663 -- 000818,801
Beautiful!
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000820,365 -- 000821,309
- Let's eat!
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000821,433 -- 000823,572
(Enter the Gate by Anwar Khurshid
and Paul Deslauriers on stereo)
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000823,702 -- 000824,646
- That's fine. Thank you!
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000824,770 -- 000827,751
- Mmm! Rani,
there's already enough food!
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000827,873 -- 000829,250
- Oh, but the Dalai Lama says,
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000829,374 -- 000832,412
One must approach both love
and cooking with reckless abandon.
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000832,544 -- 000833,716
- Uh-huh!
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000835,347 -- 000838,021
Oh, your auntie warships the snake god.
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000838,150 -- 000841,495
- But, Uncle, isn't the snake god a cobra
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000842,688 -- 000847,603
- Um, there are no cobras here,
so she worships the rattlesnake god.
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000847,726 -- 000849,706
(Nellie) on!
- Lamb
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000849,828 -- 000852,035
- No, thank you, Auntie!
I don't eat meat!
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000852,164 -- 000854,872
(Laughing) My Deepu is a grass eater!
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000855,000 -- 000855,944
- Um...
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000856,068 -- 000858,139
- But I'll have some!
(Laughing and panting)
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000900,806 -- 000902,615
- Nellie
(indistinct)
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000902,741 -- 000904,846
- Thank you! Uncle, can I serve you
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000904,977 -- 000906,615
- Please!
- Mmm!
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000906,745 -- 000907,723
Looks tasty!
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000907,846 -- 000909,086
i- Uh. good!i
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000909,214 -- 000911,285
(Panting)
Naan
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000911,416 -- 000912,394
- Thank you!
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000912,517 -- 000914,121
- Naan
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000914,253 -- 000915,755
- Thank you!
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000915,887 -- 000917,298
(Laughing) Naan!
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000917,422 -- 000919,925
- Where did you learn
to cook Indian food
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000920,058 -- 000921,093
- TV!
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000921,226 -- 000923,729
- Uncle Auntie
You've been godsends.
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000923,862 -- 000927,742
Supporting my education
and now sponsoring us
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000927,866 -- 000931,143
Really, words can't express
how thankful lam
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000931,270 -- 000933,079
for everything you've done
for Ma and me.
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000933,205 -- 000935,412
- Don't thank me.
It was your aunt's idea.
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000935,540 -- 000937,247
She wanted us all to be together.
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000937,376 -- 000938,548
(Laughing)
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000938,677 -- 000939,655
- Really
- Thank you, Auntie!
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000939,778 -- 000941,155
(Laughing) You're welcome!
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000941,280 -- 000943,487
To my lovely Indian family!
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000943,615 -- 000944,593
(Laughing and panting)
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000944,716 -- 000945,694
(AH) Cheers!
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000946,752 -- 000948,322
- I'll drink to that!
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000948,453 -- 000950,126
- But Neelu-ji,
you've never drank alcohol before!
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000950,255 -- 000952,098
- Well, I've never been on a plane before!
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000952,224 -- 000953,999
(Nellie, Deepak and Rani) Cheers!
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000954,126 -- 000955,764
(Laughing) I like Canada!
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000955,894 -- 000957,271
(Laughing) It likes you!
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000958,397 -- 000959,341
- Ma
(coughing)
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000959,464 -- 001000,670
Ma, are you OK
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001000,799 -- 001002,403
(Coughing)
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001002,534 -- 001004,741
(Speaking Hindi)
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001004,870 -- 001008,408
- I would be proud to be a pan
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001008,540 -- 001010,486
of your medical team.
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001011,076 -- 001015,889
Sincerely, Dr. Deepak Veer Chopra.
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001016,014 -- 001017,186
(Beeping)
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001017,316 -- 001019,318
(Sighing)
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001022,487 -- 001023,795
That was fast!
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001025,324 -- 001028,203
i(Woman on computer)
Hey, sexy! You're so big!i
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001028,327 -- 001031,399
iDo you know what else is big
These massive savings!i
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001031,530 -- 001034,909
iClick now and we can have some fun!
Click right here!i
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001036,501 -- 001038,674
(Birds chirping in distance)
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001038,804 -- 001041,307
- A slice of cucumber on each eye;
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001041,440 -- 001043,943
my idea of a perfectly balanced diet.
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001044,076 -- 001045,180
- Really
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001048,447 -- 001049,858
- Hello, ladies!
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001049,981 -- 001052,154
- Hot stone massage at 500
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001052,284 -- 001053,729
- Yes, yes! Let's get stoned!
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001053,852 -- 001057,197
- Deepak!
Looks like you just got some good news!
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001057,322 -- 001058,562
- It's a job offer!
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001058,690 -- 001100,829
I can feel it from the bottom of my heart!
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001100,959 -- 001103,872
- I can also feel it from my bottom!
My Deepu!
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001103,995 -- 001106,407
- OK, guys, no need to get excited.
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001106,531 -- 001108,568
It's just an interview call-in.
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001108,700 -- 001111,146
(All cheering and exclaiming)
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001111,269 -- 001114,546
(Laughing) Guys!
It's just an interview! Come on!
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001114,673 -- 001115,617
(Vijay exclaiming)
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001115,741 -- 001117,880
(Lively music)
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001140,966 -- 001143,913
i(Deepak) Come on, Deepak! Confidence!i
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001144,035 -- 001146,606
i(Exhaling sharply)
You can do this. You're a good doctor! Yes!i
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001146,738 -- 001148,445
Good morning!
Good morning!
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001148,573 -- 001151,213
My name is Deepak V...
Good morning!
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001151,343 -- 001153,345
My name is Dr. Deepak Veer Chopra.
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001153,478 -- 001155,424
I'm caring and I'm compassionate.
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001155,547 -- 001157,390
Yes, that's it!
I'm a dedicated--
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001157,516 -- 001200,360
(Person passing gas, toilet flushing)
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001208,693 -- 001210,036
Good day!
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001216,435 -- 001217,937
- Congratulations!
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001218,069 -- 001220,777
You've excelled
at the Medical Council Evaluating Exams!
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001220,906 -- 001224,183
- Despite your excellent exam results,
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001224,309 -- 001227,916
the Canadian Medical Association
requires a 4-year residency.
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001228,046 -- 001231,323
- I graduated from a well-respected
medical school in India.
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001231,450 -- 001234,124
(Chuckling) on, India!
Yeah! I love India!
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001234,653 -- 001236,291
I went to an ashram out of college.
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001236,421 -- 001237,764
(Chuckling) Namaste!
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001237,889 -- 001241,803
Anyway, Indian medical training
isn't familiar to us.
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001241,927 -- 001245,465
- But I also know that this country
has a shortfall of 26,000 doctors.
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001245,597 -- 001247,338
I'm confident that my credentials--
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001247,466 -- 001250,470
- We can't travel the world
evaluating every medical school!
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001250,602 -- 001252,809
- We must provide competent healthcare here.
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001252,938 -- 001255,942
- Millions of people
who can't find a family doctor are clogging--
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001256,074 -- 001257,678
- Our emergency rooms.
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001257,809 -- 001300,187
- I've had every door slammed in my face.
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001300,312 -- 001302,519
I've rewritten every exam successfully!
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001302,647 -- 001305,457
- Being a doctor
is not only about treating patients...
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001305,584 -- 001307,120
- It's about having patience!
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001307,252 -- 001309,459
- Maybe you'd like to try another career,
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001309,588 -- 001313,661
perhaps nursing
or massage therapy, Mr. uh...
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001313,792 -- 001314,793
(Sighing)
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001314,926 -- 001315,927
Brown.
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001318,096 -- 001320,007
(Both talking indistinctly)
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001322,400 -- 001323,845
(Grunting)
- Sorry!
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001335,947 -- 001337,949
- Decaf latte with a heart
for my favourite guy!
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001338,083 -- 001340,029
- What do I owe you
- Oh no, it's on me.
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001340,151 -- 001341,858
- Oh, thanks!
- Have a good day!
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001349,361 -- 001351,204
(Soft music)
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001414,286 -- 001417,199
Can I help the next customer
- Just one second!
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001417,322 -- 001419,131
- Hey! What can I get for you
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001423,395 -- 001424,567
Coffee
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001424,696 -- 001426,539
(Sighing)
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001426,665 -- 001428,770
(Slowly) Coffee
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001430,035 -- 001432,948
- I'm... I'm so sorry!
I've just had such a bad day.
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001433,071 -- 001435,347
I can't get a job here...
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001435,473 -- 001438,545
- We've all had those. Bye-bye!
- Thanks!
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001438,677 -- 001440,384
- Can I help the next clown
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001441,513 -- 001444,255
- I'll take whatever's cheapest,
the bathroom key and a plunger.
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001444,382 -- 001446,225
(Whispering) OK!
- And move on it, Blondie!
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001446,351 -- 001447,728
I'm shitting in my pants here!
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001447,852 -- 001449,331
(Horns honking)
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001450,655 -- 001452,225
(Tires screeching)
(Lively music)
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001454,726 -- 001456,763
(Tires screeching)
(Man) Hey! Watch it!
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001459,230 -- 001502,177
- Hey! Mr. India!
Where are you going
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001503,134 -- 001504,135
- I don't know.
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001504,269 -- 001505,907
- What In life, or...
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001506,037 -- 001508,210
(Sighing)
- I have to go!
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001508,340 -- 001509,717
- W-w-wait! OK! OK!
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001509,841 -- 001512,754
Today, I give you 50% off
to all sad Indians. Come!
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001512,877 -- 001513,821
- That's fine!
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001513,945 -- 001517,654
- What a beautiful face, huh
One smile! One smile! One smile!
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001517,782 -- 001519,489
Huh Huh Come, come, come, come!
252
001519,618 -- 001520,926
No, no! In the front!
253
001521,052 -- 001522,963
Indian style!
Brothers, brothers! Come!
254
001524,089 -- 001525,659
(Trilling)
OK, come!
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001525,790 -- 001526,734
(Laughing)
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001526,858 -- 001529,737
What do you do
- I'm a doctor.
257
001529,861 -- 001532,364
- You're a doctor
Check one thing, doctor!
258
001532,497 -- 001534,272
(Laughing) Small joke!
Don't mind! Don't mind!
259
001534,399 -- 001535,878
Where are you going
260
001536,968 -- 001538,504
- Korma Sutra Restaurant.
261
001538,637 -- 001542,642
- Hey! Free diarrhea
with every plate of butler chicken, boss!
262
001542,774 -- 001544,344
And that owner's so horny, man!
263
001544,476 -- 001547,116
He must be judging the chicken nipples
inappropriately also.
264
001547,245 -- 001548,622
- He's my uncle.
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001548,747 -- 001550,920
- Nice guy! Very nice guy!
266
001552,150 -- 001554,289
Oh, and that white snake lady, man!
267
001554,419 -- 001556,456
I'd love to show her my python.
268
001556,588 -- 001559,091
- Hey! She's my auntie!
And she's very sweet.
269
001559,224 -- 001600,760
- Oh, yeah!
- Show some respect!
270
001600,892 -- 001601,870
- Nice lady, huh Great!
271
001601,993 -- 001604,564
- Yeah, she is!
- Oh, wow!
272
001604,696 -- 001606,972
(Honking horn)
Look at this hottie, huh
273
001608,099 -- 001609,601
Ooh! Ass-testis!
274
001609,734 -- 001611,509
Hey! Excuse me, miss
275
001611,636 -- 001613,377
Wanna play doctor with my friend
He's an MD.
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001613,505 -- 001615,576
- No! Shhh!
- And what are you The nurse
277
001615,707 -- 001619,484
- Actually, I'm a--
I specialize in little pussy cats!
278
001619,611 -- 001622,148
- And I specialize in cracking nuts.
279
001622,280 -- 001623,623
- Anytime!
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001624,849 -- 001626,328
- I don't know him.
281
001626,451 -- 001627,987
I'm really sor...
282
001628,119 -- 001629,393
- Whoa!
283
001629,521 -- 001632,001
Call me tonight, huh
555-SEXY.
284
001632,123 -- 001634,660
Area code 416.
My name is Tony!
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001634,793 -- 001636,898
(Laughing, horn honking)
286
001637,028 -- 001638,063
(Both laughing)
287
001638,196 -- 001639,869
- Thanks!
- Anytime, boss!
288
001641,199 -- 001642,974
- Be good!
- Hey, boss
289
001643,968 -- 001646,881
Call, eh, if you need a cab,
or a drink or a friend
290
001647,005 -- 001649,076
or some hard chicks masala style!
291
001649,207 -- 001652,017
(Both laughing)
- Right now, all I need is a job.
292
001652,143 -- 001653,713
- Hey, buddy! That too!
293
001654,479 -- 001656,516
Tony's got your back.
- Thanks!
294
001659,484 -- 001700,724
(Cell ringing)
295
001700,852 -- 001705,096
i- Hi, Tony!
This is Simone, the nutcracker...i
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001705,223 -- 001708,033
(Woman laughing,
bell ringing)
297
001708,159 -- 001711,402
i(The Blue Danube
by Johan Strauss ll)i
298
001711,529 -- 001714,703
i(Vijay) Deepu, no job here
is too big or too small.i
299
001714,833 -- 001716,073
iThis is just temporary.i
300
001716,201 -- 001717,305
No!
301
001718,970 -- 001720,074
- Oh! My“
- Oh!
302
001720,205 -- 001722,276
- What are you doing
- I'm sorry!
303
001723,074 -- 001724,246
(Grunting)
304
001725,310 -- 001726,721
(Metal clanging)
305
001726,845 -- 001729,086
(Men and women exclaiming,
Vijay gasping)
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001729,214 -- 001730,921
(Screaming)
307
001732,684 -- 001735,392
Oh! Oh!
308
001735,520 -- 001738,296
(Timer beeping)
309
001738,423 -- 001740,096
- Stop your surgery, Doc!
310
001740,225 -- 001742,296
- Yes, Uncle!
- Come! Come with me!
311
001742,427 -- 001744,907
- What happened
- Come, come, come, come!
312
001747,532 -- 001751,139
That is Dr. Calvin Porter,
famous plastic surgeon.
313
001751,269 -- 001753,271
Take good care of him
and he'll hook you up.
314
001753,404 -- 001755,782
(Deepak) With his daughter
- No!With a job!
315
001755,907 -- 001758,080
And that's not his daughter.
His daughter's much older.
316
001758,209 -- 001759,711
That's his wife.
- Wow!
317
001759,844 -- 001803,917
- I think he implanted
all of the Silicon Valley right there!
318
001804,048 -- 001806,460
- Come on!
- Huh' Huh'
319
001807,418 -- 001808,726
(Bell dinging)
320
001808,853 -- 001811,766
Wow! This one will surely impress!
321
001811,890 -- 001814,029
- Ugh!
- Go, go, go!
322
001814,392 -- 001816,429
- This, Uncle
- Go!
323
001819,097 -- 001820,940
- Uncle...
(Sighing)
324
001821,065 -- 001822,476
(Laughing)
325
001827,405 -- 001829,612
Good evening, doctor!
326
001829,741 -- 001831,516
(Both laughing)
-Hi!
327
001831,643 -- 001833,088
- Yes, yes!
- It's cute!
328
001833,211 -- 001835,157
- Cute!
(Woman and Dr. Porter laughing)
329
001835,280 -- 001838,818
Uh... we're happy to offer you
our breast--
330
001838,950 -- 001840,156
(Woman laughing)
I mean--
331
001840,285 -- 001843,459
(Woman screaming)
(Dr. Porter) You're a downright idiot!
332
001844,155 -- 001845,099
Don't touch her breasts!
333
001845,223 -- 001847,134
- It's OK, I'm a doctor!
- So am I!
334
001847,258 -- 001848,601
(Screaming)
335
001848,726 -- 001850,433
- I'm so sorry!
336
001850,562 -- 001851,768
Calm down!
I'm 30--
337
001851,896 -- 001854,638
(Deepak and woman screaming)
338
001856,134 -- 001857,875
It's gone! It's gone! It's gone!
339
001858,002 -- 001900,312
- No, no, no! Don't go!
- I'm sorry!
340
001900,438 -- 001902,816
- We're never eating here again!
- Please don't go!
341
001902,941 -- 001904,318
- Punjabi perverts!
342
001904,442 -- 001907,048
- What's wrong with you
You can't even serve lobster
343
001907,178 -- 001908,316
What idiot made you a doctor
344
001908,446 -- 001911,052
- Do you think I came here
to work in your shitty restaurant
345
001911,182 -- 001912,661
Keep your stupid hat!
346
001914,953 -- 001916,990
- Fifteen years I've slogged
to get where I am!
347
001917,121 -- 001919,397
And you want everything in 15 days
348
001921,292 -- 001923,966
(Grunting)
(Glass shattering)
349
001925,630 -- 001927,974
(Grunting, cat howling)
350
001928,099 -- 001929,942
(Cats meowing)
351
001939,010 -- 001940,080
(Laughing)
352
001940,211 -- 001941,849
- A little lower!
- Mmm!
353
001941,980 -- 001943,186
(Cell ringing)
354
001943,314 -- 001947,490
- What up, doctor
- Tony I need a drink.
355
001947,619 -- 001950,862
(Laughter)
So, I'm fighting this lobster,
356
001950,989 -- 001953,094
and the husband says,
Don't touch my wife's boobs!
357
001953,224 -- 001955,568
I'm like,
Your wife has boobs in her lobster!
358
001955,693 -- 001957,229
- Take my wiener! Take my wiener!
Touch it!
359
001957,362 -- 001959,774
With your mouth! Take the wiener!
- I don't want it!
360
001959,898 -- 002001,707
- He doesn't want it.
Give it to me.
361
002001,833 -- 002003,779
- Tell me one thing.
Why are you such an elitist
362
002003,902 -- 002005,904
Why don't you wanna join us
You think you're too good to be a cabbie
363
002006,037 -- 002008,916
Join us! Be a cabbie like us!
- Cabbie, me
364
002009,040 -- 002012,783
- OK, so what, this guy's saying
he's better off wearing stupid hats,
365
002012,911 -- 002015,983
looking at boobies, putting stupid lobsters
in there, looking around!
366
002017,215 -- 002019,718
- Listen, I don't know anything
about lobsters, OK,
367
002019,851 -- 002021,228
but I heard Tony has crabs.
368
002021,352 -- 002022,763
- Whoa!
- Ah!
369
002022,887 -- 002026,391
You wanna see my crabs
Come, come! You like seafood
370
002026,524 -- 002029,801
(Lily shouting, indistinct)
- I'll cut off all 2 inches of it right now!
371
002029,928 -- 002031,601
- Simone!
- Hmm, what's up
372
002031,729 -- 002032,901
- Where did you find this lowlife
373
002033,031 -- 002035,910
- I saw his blue balls
hanging off the back of his cab,
374
002036,034 -- 002037,911
and I just felt so sorry for him!
375
002038,036 -- 002039,276
- Hey, hey, hey!
376
002039,404 -- 002041,941
- Guys, I should... I should go.
377
002042,073 -- 002044,986
- Go, yeah! What you should do
is come to work with me tomorrow!
378
002045,109 -- 002048,147
- Yeah!
- Come on! Come just pan-time!
379
002048,279 -- 002052,125
- Guys, I'm a doctor!
380
002052,250 -- 002054,321
- I'm a Ph.D. in psychology.
381
002054,452 -- 002056,329
- Physics graduate!
Beijing U.
382
002056,921 -- 002058,832
- And Tony graduated from driving school!
383
002058,957 -- 002101,267
- I didn't wanna study
like all you idiots, OK
384
002101,392 -- 002104,396
I always knew I was gonna be a cabbie.
I'm just not a dickhead!
385
002104,529 -- 002106,531
- I guess that's me
386
002107,565 -- 002108,635
Dr. Dickhead!
387
002108,766 -- 002112,179
(All laughing except Deepak)
388
002112,303 -- 002114,977
(All repeating except Deepak)
Dickhead! Dickhead! Dickhead!
389
002118,876 -- 002119,911
- What up, Pete
390
002121,713 -- 002123,249
Leave me hangin', bro!
391
002125,149 -- 002127,288
This is, uh, Deepak,
who I told you about.
392
002127,418 -- 002130,865
He comes from 3 generations
of the finest cabbies.
393
002130,989 -- 002133,970
And, uh, this is our boss, Pete.
He comes from 3 generations
394
002134,092 -- 002135,799
of the smelliest, grumpy fans.
395
002136,494 -- 002138,337
- What the hell are you still doing here
396
002139,630 -- 002140,665
- I love you too!
397
002141,899 -- 002143,310
- Doctor, huh
398
002143,434 -- 002145,107
Hmm!
399
002145,903 -- 002148,281
Well, son, like we haven't seen
one of those in here before.
400
002148,406 -- 002152,445
- Sir, these days I feel like a victim
of some grand cosmic joke.
401
002152,577 -- 002154,887
- Yeah, you and me both.
402
002155,013 -- 002158,620
We've now got more Ph.D.'s
in here than Harvard.
403
002202,587 -- 002203,827
- Sir
404
002203,955 -- 002205,195
- Hmm...
405
002205,323 -- 002208,896
- I don't mean to be rude,
but how are you treating your cancer
406
002209,027 -- 002210,836
- Oh, what the hell'
407
002212,030 -- 002213,008
(Sighing)
408
002213,131 -- 002215,202
- The anti-nausea pills...
409
002215,767 -- 002220,147
Look, I'm not an oncologist,
but I can still help.
410
002220,271 -- 002223,844
(Chuckling) Yeah! OK...
411
002224,976 -- 002226,717
I have lung cancer.
412
002227,345 -- 002229,655
Chemo didn't work.
- I'm sorry!
413
002229,781 -- 002232,887
- Oh, don't be sorry.
I'm the one who smoked.
414
002235,219 -- 002236,857
Come over here.
415
002236,988 -- 002241,232
Baby... OK!
Right there!
416
002244,062 -- 002246,565
Remember, you're a cabbie, not a pilot.
- Yes, yes!
417
002247,031 -- 002248,533
- No drinking, no drugs.
418
002248,666 -- 002250,168
- No!
- No sex.
419
002250,301 -- 002252,281
I got eyes in every cab!
420
002252,970 -- 002255,177
Shut up!
Don't smile!
421
002255,306 -- 002257,377
(Shutter clicking)
422
002257,508 -- 002300,352
- Deepu! You're not a cabbie!
423
002300,478 -- 002302,754
You're a doctor!
- And why do you have to move out
424
002302,880 -- 002305,121
Because of what I said
- You guys won't get it!
425
002305,249 -- 002306,250
- What
426
002307,385 -- 002309,592
- Uncle, you were right.
427
002310,421 -- 002313,300
No job here is too big or too small.
(Sighing)
428
002313,424 -- 002315,927
And, Ma, I have to find my own way now.
429
002317,395 -- 002320,308
- He cannot travel the path
430
002320,431 -- 002323,935
until he becomes the path itself.
431
002325,570 -- 002327,049
I start every new journey
432
002327,171 -- 002330,084
with the blessings
of the elephant god, Ganesh.
433
002330,942 -- 002333,582
May it bring you all the happiness
that it's brought to me.
434
002333,711 -- 002334,815
(Chuckling)
435
002334,946 -- 002337,290
- Oh, Auntie! Thank you!
You're the best!
436
002337,415 -- 002339,156
(Laughing)
437
002339,283 -- 002341,285
See you, Uncle Vijay.
438
002343,421 -- 002345,298
Huh
mo
439
002345,756 -- 002346,734
'Huh
440
002347,558 -- 002350,004
- Do it! Come on!
- Huh!
441
002350,128 -- 002351,300
(Both laughing)
442
002352,697 -- 002353,937
- Bye, Mom.
443
002356,100 -- 002358,444
- Never tell anyone that you're a cabbie.
444
002358,569 -- 002402,312
And if you see anyone who looks like family,
don't you dare stop for them!
445
002402,440 -- 002403,418
(Chuckling)
446
002404,775 -- 002407,688
- Hey Meat Ball
- Welcome home, boss!
447
002410,114 -- 002411,718
Hey, Bruno!
448
002412,817 -- 002415,195
Hey! This is Deepak
who I told you about.
449
002415,319 -- 002416,798
- Ah!
- He's gonna be our landlord.
450
002416,921 -- 002419,527
(Italian accent)
So, this is your new roommate
451
002419,657 -- 002422,035
- Are we sharing a room
- We're sharing a bed.
452
002422,160 -- 002425,039
But it's OK. It doesn't matter!
And this is his beautiful daughter, Mimi!
453
002425,163 -- 002428,167
- Hello, Mimi!
- Hi!
454
002428,299 -- 002431,371
- This guy can check you out anytime.
He's a doctor!
455
002431,502 -- 002434,176
- Ah! Dottore!
456
002434,305 -- 002436,808
- From India!
- Ah, India! Come sit! Sit!
457
002436,941 -- 002438,682
(Laughing)
458
002441,512 -- 002446,484
Ah! This guy always
banging chicks in the room.
459
002446,617 -- 002450,155
I tell him, No banging chicks in the room!
- Why do you bang--
460
002450,288 -- 002453,826
- First, you bang the chicks in the room,
then you wanna bang a guy.
461
002453,958 -- 002456,029
What next You wanna bang me
- No!
462
002456,160 -- 002459,403
- Why would I wanna bang you
- Sir, there will be hanky-panky.
463
002459,530 -- 002500,565
- Yeah!
- No banging!
464
002500,698 -- 002504,373
(Laughing) Dottore,
you gotta try today's special!
465
002504,502 -- 002508,746
- Ah!
- My daughter's grilled octopussy. Muah!
466
002508,873 -- 002510,352
Mimi!
- Huh'.7
467
002510,474 -- 002513,080
- Two special, huh
- Yeah! Two for the doctor! Oh!
468
002513,211 -- 002516,658
- Sir, actually, I'm a vegetarian.
469
002516,781 -- 002519,660
- Vegetarian
- Yes, but Tony isn't! He--
470
002519,784 -- 002523,095
- Hey, I... I don't want no octopussy.
Why don't you eat the octopussy
471
002523,221 -- 002525,223
- You don't want my daughter's octopussy
472
002525,890 -- 002528,029
You, dottore!
You will love my daughter's--
473
002528,159 -- 002531,163
- Yeah, you'll love the octopussy!
- Sir, I don't eat meat.
474
002531,295 -- 002533,741
- Why you not want
my daughter's octopussy
475
002533,864 -- 002534,842
(Both laughing)
476
002534,966 -- 002536,604
Dirty guys!
477
002536,734 -- 002539,738
You think I talk about her VJ
478
002539,870 -- 002541,372
- I have an Uncle Vijay!
479
002541,505 -- 002544,679
- Your uncle has a VJ
(Tony) No, no! His uncle is Vijay.
480
002544,809 -- 002546,117
- Yes!
(Choking and coughing)
481
002546,244 -- 002547,621
- Your uncle is your auntie
482
002547,745 -- 002550,225
- No! His auntie has a VJ.
- My uncle--
483
002550,348 -- 002551,793
- Your auntie has a VJ
- Obviously, she has a VJ!
484
002551,916 -- 002555,363
- Your uncle doesn't have a VJ
(Deepak) His name is Vijay!
485
002555,486 -- 002557,659
Vijay is an Indian name.
- His name--
486
002557,788 -- 002600,029
(Mimi continues choking)
But it doesn't mean--
487
002600,157 -- 002601,727
- It's not a VJ.
- No, no!
488
002601,859 -- 002605,068
Mimi! Mimi!
- Who has the VJ
489
002605,363 -- 002607,274
- Mimi! Mimi!
490
002607,398 -- 002610,743
She's choking! Tony, help me!
- Mimi, I got you!
491
002610,868 -- 002613,246
- OK, OK! Ready!
- OK, ready Ready One!
492
002613,371 -- 002614,372
Hey!
Two!
493
002614,505 -- 002615,711
- Hey!
- Three!
494
002615,840 -- 002620,880
It When the Moon hits your eye
like a big pizza pie $1
495
002621,012 -- 002621,990
That's amore...
496
002622,113 -- 002623,558
- You're OK, Mimi
- You're so sexy!
497
002624,382 -- 002625,622
- OK! You're OK!
498
002625,750 -- 002628,356
(Panting, coughing)
499
002628,486 -- 002630,557
- My Lord! Dottore!
- She's OK!
500
002630,688 -- 002633,498
- Grazie!
- I told you, huh' Hey!
501
002633,624 -- 002635,399
- Hey, hey!
502
002635,593 -- 002637,595
(Drill whirring)
503
002659,784 -- 002702,196
- Come on, Deepak!
Confidence!
504
002702,320 -- 002703,765
(Horn honking, tires screeching)
505
002703,888 -- 002706,266
(Woman) You asshole!
- I'm sorry!
506
002708,993 -- 002711,564
(Man) Watch it!
This isn't India, buddy!
507
002712,430 -- 002713,704
(Man) Get a license!
508
002713,831 -- 002716,334
(Tires screeching,
horns honking)
509
002716,467 -- 002718,413
(Man) Hey! Watch out!
510
002720,838 -- 002722,317
(Exhaling sharply)
511
002724,008 -- 002726,318
(Woman) Cabbie Cabbie!
512
002734,685 -- 002735,686
- Good day, madam!
513
002735,820 -- 002737,800
- 368 Glen Manor Drive East.
514
002737,922 -- 002740,402
And don't take the Lake Shore,
take Eastern.
515
002740,524 -- 002742,003
i' Yes!i
516
002748,466 -- 002750,605
- Could you go any slower
517
002751,702 -- 002753,045
- I'm sorry!
(Horn honking)
518
002754,138 -- 002758,314
I waited 3 hours for a physical
which took 5 minutes.
519
002758,442 -- 002800,012
- Yeah...
520
002800,144 -- 002803,148
- No, no, no, no!
Take a left! Take a left!
521
002803,280 -- 002804,452
- Yes! Of course!
522
002805,383 -- 002807,090
(Whispering) Stupid cabbie!
523
002808,452 -- 002812,423
- Madam, um, do you check
your blood pressure regularly
524
002812,556 -- 002815,230
(Scoffing)
- What's the point of checking
525
002815,359 -- 002819,205
I'd go broke if I had to buy every pill
my drug plan doesn't cover.
526
002820,064 -- 002822,772
- Madam, did your physical today
include a mammogram
527
002822,900 -- 002824,504
- A mammogram
528
002824,635 -- 002828,208
- You know, today, for women over 40,
it's so important that--
529
002828,339 -- 002830,580
- They said they'd get me an appointment.
530
002830,708 -- 002831,880
It could take 6 months.
531
002832,009 -- 002834,751
- Six months That's...
532
002841,385 -- 002844,195
Oh! No, no!
It's a free ride today, madam.
533
002844,321 -- 002845,994
You're my first customer here.
534
002847,391 -- 002848,893
- Well, thank you, cabbie!
535
002849,026 -- 002851,438
You're a lot more caring than my doctors!
536
002852,563 -- 002853,564
You should've been a doctor.
537
002859,670 -- 002903,311
Oh! What the...
538
002903,441 -- 002905,387
Come back here!
539
002905,509 -- 002908,581
This is not the place!
540
002908,712 -- 002911,716
i- Why are you looking so stressed
- I'm fine.i
541
002912,783 -- 002914,228
- You want a hug
542
002914,351 -- 002916,888
- Tony, it's been 4 hours, one client...
543
002918,222 -- 002919,496
How does this work
544
002920,458 -- 002923,098
- OK, relax, boss.
Tony will tell you, huh
545
002923,227 -- 002925,571
There's an an to picking up chiquitas,
546
002925,696 -- 002928,233
and there's an an
to picking up clients.
547
002928,365 -- 002930,572
Come, come! Go ahead!
Take a U-turn. Cheers!
548
002930,701 -- 002934,012
Wow! Tall and blonde!
Oh, sexy combo!
549
002934,138 -- 002935,242
Hurry, hurry!
Quick! Follow!
550
002935,372 -- 002937,010
Wow!
(Horn honking)
551
002937,141 -- 002939,280
Hey, Miss Long Legs!
552
002939,410 -- 002941,788
You're too beautiful
to take the bus, huh
553
002941,912 -- 002943,619
Why don't you hop in the cab
554
002943,747 -- 002947,695
Say something!
- Hey, baby! Do you work for NASA
555
002947,818 -- 002949,354
'Cause you're out of this world!
556
002949,487 -- 002950,625
(Tires screeching)
557
002950,754 -- 002951,926
Oh shit! It's her!
558
002953,257 -- 002955,362
- You got a lot of pickup lines, huh
559
002955,493 -- 002957,734
- Whoa, whoa! Shit!
Please, miss! Please listen!
560
002958,596 -- 003000,234
Please listen!
Excuse me, miss!
561
003002,500 -- 003003,638
When did you get pregnant
562
003003,767 -- 003005,440
- Immaculate Conception.
563
003005,569 -- 003006,513
(Sighing)
564
003006,637 -- 003008,548
- What am I saying
- Jerk!
565
003008,672 -- 003011,949
- Miss, I'm really sorry!
That came out totally wrong.
566
003012,076 -- 003014,147
It's getting late,
and it's going to rain.
567
003014,278 -- 003016,485
Let me give you a ride, please.
It's...
568
003016,614 -- 003018,787
(Thunder rumbling)
569
003019,850 -- 003022,694
Please It's really the least I can do.
570
003023,354 -- 003026,563
(Thunder crashing,
horns honking)
571
003026,690 -- 003029,899
So, have you been pregnant often'
572
003030,861 -- 003032,033
- What's that supposed to mean
573
003032,162 -- 003034,836
- Nothing! I'm just making the small talk.
574
003034,965 -- 003036,239
- Yeah, he is actually quite small.
575
003036,367 -- 003038,677
(Whimpering, panting)
576
003038,802 -- 003041,442
- Oh my God!
My water just broke!
577
003042,773 -- 003045,720
- Shit, dude! You pissed her off so much,
she actually peed her pants, huh
578
003045,843 -- 003048,824
On the seat and the floor
and the shoes and everything!
579
003048,946 -- 003051,426
- You're gonna be OK!
We need to get her to a hospital.
580
003051,549 -- 003052,653
- Look at this traffic!
581
003053,484 -- 003054,428
- Do something!
- Oh my God!
582
003054,552 -- 003056,554
- I'm gonna get us out, OK
I'm gonna get us out of this!
583
003057,621 -- 003059,328
- I can't believe it's happening now!
584
003059,456 -- 003101,367
- Just please calm down, miss!
585
003101,492 -- 003104,769
(Tony shouting, indistinct)
(Horns honking)
586
003104,895 -- 003107,341
- This is a cabbie emergency!
The baby is about to pop out!
587
003108,365 -- 003110,675
Please! Come on!
- How are you feeling today, miss
588
003111,669 -- 003113,910
(Tony shouting in distance)
589
003114,038 -- 003116,746
- I've been having contractions
and the doctor just said it was--
590
003116,874 -- 003119,445
- False alarms!
They're called Braxton Hicks contractions.
591
003119,577 -- 003121,523
- Yeah! Exactly what he said.
592
003121,645 -- 003124,387
- The baby is coming! Aaah!
593
003124,515 -- 003126,825
(Panting)
- Now I think I feel it coming!
594
003128,686 -- 003131,257
(Screaming)
595
003131,388 -- 003133,231
(Horns honking)
- Come on!
596
003133,357 -- 003134,768
Don't stop here, you idiot!
597
003135,993 -- 003139,600
Pull the car, Deepak! Come on!
Indian style! Come on!
598
003139,730 -- 003142,267
(Tony shouting, indistinct)
599
003142,399 -- 003143,673
Driving like a slow idiot!
600
003147,705 -- 003150,311
(Panting)
OK!
601
003150,407 -- 003152,318
(Tony, indistinct)
- Breathe! Just breathe!
602
003152,443 -- 003154,047
- I'm gonna call 911, OK
603
003154,178 -- 003155,156
- They'll never make it.
604
003155,279 -- 003159,125
Tony, you'll have to get out,
come around and take my place.
605
003159,249 -- 003201,627
- Take your place Are you crazy
I'm not going in the rain!
606
003201,752 -- 003203,925
(Screaming)
OK!
607
003204,054 -- 003205,226
OK!
608
003207,091 -- 003208,934
(Tony talking, indistinct)
609
003209,059 -- 003211,596
(Panting)
610
003211,729 -- 003213,800
(Tony shouting outside)
- OK...
611
003214,465 -- 003216,445
I need you to come here,
lie down headfirst.
612
003216,567 -- 003217,671
No!
613
003217,801 -- 003219,337
- Please, miss, trust me,
I'm a doctor.
614
003219,470 -- 003221,450
- No! You're a cabbie!
615
003221,572 -- 003223,984
- Miss, you're gonna have your baby here
right here, right now.
616
003224,108 -- 003225,678
Please, you have to trust me, OK
617
003225,809 -- 003228,790
(Tony shouting in distance,
knocking on window)
618
003228,912 -- 003230,949
(Grunting)
619
003231,081 -- 003233,459
- Let me in! Serious shrinkage, dude!
620
003234,652 -- 003235,596
(Knocking on window)
621
003235,719 -- 003237,699
- OK, just breathe.
622
003238,822 -- 003241,598
I'll be right back.
- Wait, what
623
003241,725 -- 003244,262
(Tony groaning)
624
003245,963 -- 003247,601
- Hello!
- Good! Good!
625
003247,731 -- 003249,301
- It wasn't supposed to happen like this!
626
003250,634 -- 003252,875
I was supposed to remember this forever!
627
003253,003 -- 003254,448
- OK! I'm on it!
628
003255,272 -- 003256,376
- Don't even think about it!
629
003257,341 -- 003259,116
- Yes, ma'am!
(Screaming)
630
003259,243 -- 003301,621
- Tony, I need the vodka
to clean my hands and arms!
631
003301,745 -- 003303,156
- With what'
- With the vodka!
632
003303,280 -- 003304,850
- OK, then say that! Go!
633
003305,616 -- 003310,690
(Panting) OK!
- OK, uh, now, miss, miss, miss
634
003310,821 -- 003313,324
I need to take off your pants now, OK
- OK!
635
003314,358 -- 003317,362
Do you even know what you're doing
Why don't we just wait for an ambulance
636
003317,494 -- 003320,566
- Miss, you have to listen to me, OK
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
637
003320,698 -- 003324,077
(Both screaming)
638
003324,201 -- 003326,238
I need you to open your legs now a little.
639
003326,370 -- 003327,371
- It's OK!
- Good!
640
003327,504 -- 003329,177
Good!
(Crying)
641
003329,306 -- 003332,219
Breathe shallow and rapid!
- Shallow and rapid breaths!
642
003332,342 -- 003333,685
- OK' OK!
643
003333,811 -- 003335,347
(Tony) Shallow! Breathe!
644
003335,479 -- 003338,585
(All breathing rapidly)
645
003338,716 -- 003340,821
- Only push when you feel a contraction, OK
646
003340,951 -- 003343,158
- Yeah, only push when you have...
647
003344,088 -- 003346,034
- On second thought, tape this!
If he does anything wrong,
648
003346,156 -- 003347,100
I'm gonna sue his ass!
649
003347,224 -- 003348,567
- Yes! Yes, ma'am!
- OK
650
003348,692 -- 003350,035
- Are you ready Ready
651
003350,160 -- 003351,571
Come on! Now breathe!
652
003351,695 -- 003353,265
Shallow, rapid breaths!
- Shallow and rapid!
653
003353,397 -- 003354,398
Shallow and rapid!
654
003354,531 -- 003355,908
You can do this!
655
003356,033 -- 003357,341
- Ready Push!
656
003357,468 -- 003359,846
(Deepak and Tony) Push!
657
003359,970 -- 003402,849
(Natalie and Tony screaming)
658
003403,907 -- 003408,185
(Crying)
- Hey, hey! You can do this!
659
003408,312 -- 003410,758
(Whispering) I can't do it...
- Yes, you can! You can do this!
660
003410,881 -- 003413,418
- No!
- Tony, hand her the Ganesh!
661
003413,550 -- 003414,585
- Yes, sir!
662
003415,018 -- 003415,996
(Natalie panting, crying)
663
003416,120 -- 003419,567
- OK! Hold ii tight!
It'll help! OK' Ready
664
003419,690 -- 003422,967
Ready Ready
Push! Push! Push!
665
003423,093 -- 003424,902
(Screaming)
666
003425,028 -- 003429,875
Push! OK! OK, I can see it!
I can see the head! Push! Push!
667
003430,000 -- 003434,039
One, two, three!
Push! Push!
668
003436,373 -- 003437,613
Push! Push!
669
003437,741 -- 003439,550
(Screaming, grunting)
670
003439,676 -- 003441,747
(Crying)
671
003441,879 -- 003443,916
(Laughing, crying)
672
003445,415 -- 003447,656
(Breathing heavily)
673
003447,785 -- 003451,494
i' Why... Why isn't he crying
Why isn't my baby cryingi
674
003451,622 -- 003453,533
- Somethings wrong with the baby.
Put it back in!
675
003453,657 -- 003455,967
- Why isn't my baby crying
676
003457,027 -- 003458,301
- He's gonna be OK!
677
003458,896 -- 003500,000
- Deepak, do something!
678
003500,130 -- 003502,610
(Crying)
679
003503,433 -- 003504,411
It's OK! Shhh!
680
003510,874 -- 003512,512
(Baby crying)
681
003512,643 -- 003515,954
- He's... he's crying! He's crying!
(Laughing)
682
003516,079 -- 003517,285
He's crying! Yes!
683
003517,414 -- 003519,155
(Baby crying)
684
003520,751 -- 003522,321
(Panting)
685
003522,452 -- 003524,056
- Congratulations!
686
003524,188 -- 003525,531
It's a boy!
687
003525,656 -- 003527,567
(Baby crying)
688
003538,335 -- 003540,212
(Sighing)
689
003540,337 -- 003542,374
(Tony) Then I saw the baby.
(Man) Good to go!
690
003542,506 -- 003544,383
- A little bit of vomit came, actually.
691
003544,842 -- 003546,446
From me, not from the baby!
692
003546,577 -- 003549,057
Although, the baby also vomited,
but that I've heard.
693
003549,179 -- 003554,060
Deepak told me natural juices come
from all parts of the baby and the mother.
694
003554,184 -- 003557,597
It's quite gross and beautiful,
actually, at the same time.
695
003558,388 -- 003600,868
You know, cabbies are always prepared,
I had this vodka...
696
003603,327 -- 003604,465
- Close it up!
697
003607,631 -- 003610,840
- Actually, you know, I saved the day!
I don't mean to be...
698
003610,968 -- 003614,347
i- What can $37.50 get you nowadaysi
699
003614,471 -- 003616,144
iThe cos! of delivering a babyi
700
003616,273 -- 003619,049
iif you don't mind having the baby
in the backseat of a cab.i
701
003619,176 -- 003620,917
i(Tony) I'm on it! Come on!i
702
003621,044 -- 003622,580
i(Deepak) Now breathe!
Shallow, rapid breaths!i
703
003622,713 -- 003623,885
i(Tony) Shallow and rapid!i
704
003624,014 -- 003626,585
(Natalie screaming on video)
705
003626,717 -- 003629,254
i(Deepak) Hey! You can do this!
You can do this, OKi
706
003629,386 -- 003630,922
iYou have to be strong!
One more push!i
707
003631,054 -- 003635,764
i(Man) A young cab driver, Deepak V. Chopra,
delivered a baby today in his cab.i
708
003635,893 -- 003638,806
i(Tony) Something's wrong with the baby!
(Natalie) Why isn't my baby cryingi
709
003639,563 -- 003640,906
i(Tony) Deepak, do something!i
710
003653,477 -- 003655,184
- I heard you had quite the delivery!
711
003655,312 -- 003657,019
- Oh, you have no idea.
- Mmm!
712
003657,147 -- 003658,182
(Knocking)
- Good morning!
713
003658,315 -- 003659,794
- Hi!
- Good morning!
714
003659,917 -- 003701,590
- I hope I'm not interrupting.
715
003701,718 -- 003703,994
- No! Come on in.
- Thank you!
716
003705,756 -- 003710,034
I... I thought I'd come and check up
on my first patients.
717
003710,160 -- 003711,901
- Hey, Dr. Cabbie!
718
003712,029 -- 003713,667
- You can call me Deepak.
719
003714,598 -- 003716,771
- My name's Natalie, by the way.
720
003716,900 -- 003719,744
(Laughing)
It's nice to meet you, Natalie!
721
003723,573 -- 003725,052
So, how is he doing
722
003725,175 -- 003726,654
- He's so good!
- Yeah
723
003726,777 -- 003728,450
- He's so cute!
724
003729,012 -- 003731,891
- Have you found a name yet
- I got nothing!
725
003732,015 -- 003735,155
I've been working on it all day.
I can't think of anything.
726
003735,285 -- 003736,730
Any Suggestions
727
003736,853 -- 003738,093
- Uh...
728
003739,389 -- 003741,335
(Laughing) How about Ganesh
729
003742,559 -- 003743,765
- Wait, you mean, like, that thing
730
003743,894 -- 003747,137
- That thing is the Hindu elephant god,
Ganesh.
731
003747,965 -- 003750,206
- Cool!
- They say he's the god
732
003750,334 -- 003754,009
of all things auspicious,
the remover of all obstacles.
733
003754,137 -- 003756,515
- So he's even more of a celebrity
than you and I.
734
003756,640 -- 003758,517
I imagine that you've seen this
735
003759,710 -- 003802,190
Hot Babe Gives...
(Both) Birth in a Cab.
736
003802,312 -- 003804,588
- Awesome!
- I'm really sorry about all of this.
737
003804,715 -- 003807,855
My friend Tony, he says
he accidentally hit upload and--
738
003807,985 -- 003809,020
- Well, he's a jerk.
739
003809,152 -- 003810,495
- I know.
740
003810,620 -- 003812,827
(Both chuckling)
741
003812,956 -- 003816,529
- Do you, um, do you wanna hold him
742
003816,660 -- 003818,298
- I would love to.
743
003818,428 -- 003820,135
OK...
744
003820,263 -- 003821,970
- Isn't he sweet
All right!
745
003822,099 -- 003824,045
- Come on! Come on!
- Look it! Yeah!
746
003824,167 -- 003826,443
- Yeah!
- on!
747
003826,570 -- 003829,517
- Your father must be so proud!
748
003829,740 -- 003831,720
(Humming)
(Andrew) Colin
749
003832,175 -- 003833,586
(Sighing)
750
003834,511 -- 003837,151
Your little accident
is all over the damn press!
751
003837,280 -- 003839,487
This could cost you your bid!
752
003840,350 -- 003841,829
- Oh, I look good in print!
753
003841,952 -- 003843,295
Hi, Dad!
754
003843,420 -- 003846,026
A bit of news and controversy
is never a bad thing.
755
003846,156 -- 003848,363
- Bonnie!
- Have a seat!
756
003848,492 -- 003852,235
It's a speed bump!
Relax! I'm in it to win it.
757
003852,362 -- 003855,900
- Then stop being a poster boy for page 3,
and start making some real news!
758
003856,033 -- 003857,307
- Headlines Easy-peasy!
759
003857,434 -- 003859,675
I'll throw on a suit
and start kissing babies.
760
003859,803 -- 003901,214
- You wanna be the next mayor
761
003901,338 -- 003903,579
Then start by practising
with your own baby!
762
003903,707 -- 003907,052
'Cause granddad wants a happy ending.
763
003909,646 -- 003910,647
. Happy ending
764
003912,616 -- 003914,391
- You must be psychic.
(Phone ringing)
765
003914,518 -- 003916,225
i- I can't wait 4 months
for my appointment.i
766
003916,353 -- 003917,525
iI need to see Dr. Cabbie.i
767
003917,654 -- 003920,430
- Our company is called Co-op Cabs,
not Co-op Clinic.
768
003920,557 -- 003923,094
i- Can I speak with Dr. Cabbie
- There's no doctor here!i
769
003923,226 -- 003925,934
i- I can't find a family doctor!
- This isn't a doctor's office, you know.i
770
003926,063 -- 003927,940
i- My hemorrhoids are killing me!i
771
003928,065 -- 003929,009
i- I'm getting a migraine!i
772
003929,132 -- 003930,770
i- I'm no! going to the emergency!i
773
003930,901 -- 003933,541
- Wait a minute...
Pete, someone's calling about a doctor'!
774
003933,670 -- 003936,014
- No, don't talk to me, Deepu!
775
003936,139 -- 003938,881
So the whole world knows
about my son's heroism, except me.
776
003939,009 -- 003939,953
Ma!
777
003940,077 -- 003942,216
- You know how many messages
I've sent you
778
003942,345 -- 003944,621
- Ma, your son is a famous cabbie now.
779
003944,748 -- 003946,523
- Famous cabbie Hmph!
780
003946,650 -- 003949,290
So I should be proud of you
- Yeah!
781
003949,419 -- 003951,899
- Gandhi says that,
The only way to find yourself
782
003952,022 -- 003954,127
is to lose yourself
in the service of others,
783
003954,257 -- 003956,567
so we are very proud of you!
784
003956,693 -- 003957,797
- Thank you, Auntie!
785
003957,928 -- 003959,202
(Laughing)
786
003959,329 -- 004002,742
(Bells jingling)
- Pick up that box!
787
004003,600 -- 004005,238
- What is it
- Just pick it up!
788
004014,544 -- 004015,921
(Sighing)
789
004021,451 -- 004023,021
Papa's stethoscope...
790
004024,454 -- 004026,024
Oh, Ma!
791
004027,057 -- 004028,730
Thank you!
792
004031,061 -- 004032,631
(Sniffling)
793
004037,234 -- 004038,577
- Gandhi would've been proud too!
794
004038,702 -- 004041,148
(Both laughing)
795
004041,271 -- 004045,344
- Thank you for picking us up!
You didn't have to do that.
796
004045,475 -- 004047,819
- Well, I just couldn't trust you
with any other cabbie.
797
004048,778 -- 004052,521
- It's crazy that something so small
is gonna take over my entire life.
798
004052,649 -- 004055,027
- As a new mother,
you have so much to look forward to.
799
004055,152 -- 004058,759
- Yeah, I know. 300 a.m. feeds,
dirty diapers, breast pumps...
800
004058,889 -- 004100,266
(Laughing)
801
004101,491 -- 004103,835
(Simone) Shhh, shhh, shhh!
802
004103,960 -- 004105,439
(Lily whispering) He's here!
- Hey, guys!
803
004105,562 -- 004107,872
- Hey!
- Hey!
804
004107,998 -- 004109,102
- Hey, buddy!
- What's going on
805
004109,232 -- 004110,836
- Can't help you, boss.
806
004111,535 -- 004113,879
- I mean, honestly, it isn't fair.
If you get fired for that,
807
004114,004 -- 004115,847
then Tony should've been fired,
like, 100 times.
808
004115,972 -- 004116,916
- I'm fired
809
004117,040 -- 004119,384
- Dude, you had a chick
with her legs open in your cab!
810
004119,509 -- 004122,012
- Yeah, he messed up!
- That's only allowed in Amsterdam.
811
004124,181 -- 004125,524
- Your suspension papers.
812
004125,649 -- 004126,923
- What
813
004127,984 -- 004130,464
Pete!
- Open it.
814
004134,591 -- 004137,231
Who's she' I'm not hiring
any more of your friends.
815
004137,360 -- 004138,896
- Oh, no. She only rides me.
816
004139,029 -- 004140,906
(Hit on the arm)
With me! With me!
817
004141,031 -- 004142,977
(Pete grunting)
(All cheering and laughing)
818
004143,099 -- 004145,875
- Congratulations, man!
- Yeah!
819
004146,002 -- 004147,811
(Deepak laughing,
all cheering)
820
004147,938 -- 004149,884
Cabbie! Dr. Cabbie!
(Laughing)
821
004150,006 -- 004151,576
- I'm putting you
in the square one!
822
004151,708 -- 004153,016
- Square one
823
004153,143 -- 004154,986
Yeah yeah Dr. Cabbie
824
004155,111 -- 004156,249
- Good morning! Co-op Taxi!
825
004156,379 -- 004158,450
(Dr. Cabbie by Deesha)
826
004201,518 -- 004203,930
- You know why there's such a shortage
of doctors in this country
827
004204,888 -- 004207,801
(Laughing) 'Cause you guys
are too busy driving cabs!
828
004207,924 -- 004210,097
- When was the last time
you had your prostate checked
829
004210,227 -- 004211,262
- What
830
004211,394 -- 004212,737
(Struggling with door handle, banging)
831
004212,862 -- 004213,932
i(Woman on phoney Co-op Taxii
832
004214,064 -- 004215,338
i- Everything is normal.i
833
004215,465 -- 004219,379
Cholesterol is a little high,
so we have to get you moving.
834
004220,804 -- 004221,942
Come on, Mimi!
835
004222,072 -- 004225,417
Hey! No! No ice cream, Mimi!
No ice cream!
836
004225,542 -- 004227,385
- I've had this pain all morning.
837
004228,578 -- 004232,355
- Sir, I'm going to need you
to place two of these under your tongue.
838
004233,483 -- 004234,894
(Groaning)
839
004235,018 -- 004237,225
- Hey, I have a big meeting in 15 minutes.
840
004237,354 -- 004239,925
- Sir, you're going to have
a heart attack in 15 minutes.
841
004240,056 -- 004241,160
(Tires screeching)
842
004244,494 -- 004246,098
(Camera shutter clicking)
843
004300,877 -- 004302,686
OK!
- Thank you!
844
004304,514 -- 004308,052
- Hi, doc! I got this problem.
I got this really stupid friend
845
004308,184 -- 004310,994
who had this real drunken night
and he hooked up with this...
846
004311,121 -- 004313,965
I guess it was a girl, but kinda like a guy.
She had man hands.
847
004314,090 -- 004316,331
All of a sudden,
now, he thinks he has an STD.
848
004316,459 -- 004318,336
He should've known because
the minute she opened her legs,
849
004318,461 -- 004319,838
it made your eyes water,
I mean, his eyes water.
850
004319,963 -- 004322,603
- Calm down, sir.
Just drop your pants.
851
004324,367 -- 004325,903
Come on! Let's take a look.
852
004326,036 -- 004327,310
- Be gentle, all right
853
004327,437 -- 004330,316
I haven't manscaped
since it happened, so get ready!
854
004330,440 -- 004331,942
(Laughing) Get those weed whackers out!
855
004332,075 -- 004333,952
You gotta get rid of the pain.
856
004334,644 -- 004336,851
If you wanna leave the swelling,
I'm OK with that.
857
004336,980 -- 004340,655
I don't need it, but you know what I mean
Every little bit helps, am I right
858
004340,784 -- 004342,457
This guy knows what I'm talking about!
859
004342,585 -- 004343,757
(Laughing, zipper lowering)
860
004343,887 -- 004346,060
(Horn honking, tires screeching)
861
004347,624 -- 004349,194
- Pain
- No.
862
004350,226 -- 004351,762
i' Yes!
(Sighing)i
863
004351,895 -- 004353,875
(Traditional Indian music
on car stereo)
864
004353,997 -- 004355,305
- You call this music, yo
865
004355,432 -- 004356,877
- This is Indian music, sir.
866
004357,000 -- 004400,447
- That ain't no music.
Check it! Watch this!
867
004401,438 -- 004404,078
(Beatboxing)
- OK!
868
004405,809 -- 004407,948
(Groaning)
869
004408,078 -- 004409,056
- Are you OK, sir
870
004409,446 -- 004412,154
- What's going on
- His appendix is inflamed.
871
004412,282 -- 004414,228
He'll be fine.
We have to rush him to emergency.
872
004415,185 -- 004417,187
(Tires screeching)
873
004418,154 -- 004420,532
- How do you tell the difference
between an oral thermometer
874
004420,657 -- 004421,965
and a rectal thermometer
875
004422,092 -- 004423,264
- The taste!
876
004425,428 -- 004426,429
(Grunting)
877
004433,036 -- 004436,142
(Pete) This is turning into
a real pain in the ass.
878
004436,272 -- 004437,615
(Sighing)
879
004439,509 -- 004441,250
- All stocked up, boss
880
004441,378 -- 004444,848
- Your pimp just booked
a bunch of new appointments.
881
004444,981 -- 004448,326
And somebody called
for a refill on a prescription.
882
004449,185 -- 004451,688
So what's next Surgery
883
004451,821 -- 004454,392
- I know I'm in deep, Pete.
- Yes, you are.
884
004454,524 -- 004458,267
- But at least I'm making a difference!
- Yeah! We all are.
885
004458,395 -- 004500,306
(Groaning)
886
004501,698 -- 004505,612
Hold my son I was dying, last night.
- No, Pete! No!
887
004506,169 -- 004510,413
- I know! I'm living now.
888
004512,142 -- 004514,952
- I believe the expression is,
I'm living for the moment.
889
004515,078 -- 004519,049
(Chuckling) Oh, yeah! Well...
890
004520,984 -- 004524,261
OK...
- Come on. Let's go.
891
004527,857 -- 004531,703
What happened
- You got that puppy-dog look today.
892
004532,595 -- 004534,438
(Laughing) No!
- Natalie, right
893
004536,232 -- 004537,870
- Is it that obvious
894
004539,602 -- 004541,081
- The expression is,
895
004542,872 -- 004545,443
There's no cure for love.
896
004546,543 -- 004548,921
You gotta grab it by the balls
897
004549,045 -- 004551,025
iand take I! for a ride!i
898
004557,454 -- 004558,455
- Hey, cabbie!
899
004600,857 -- 004601,801
(Gasping)
900
004601,925 -- 004603,734
You stalking that blonde
- I'm busy!
901
004603,860 -- 004606,340
(Knocking on window)
Go away, kid!
902
004606,463 -- 004608,033
- Pervert!
903
004609,499 -- 004611,172
- What's your problem, huh
- You're such a loser!
904
004611,301 -- 004613,212
She's too hot for you anyway!
- Come back here!
905
004613,336 -- 004614,337
- Forget about it!
906
004615,705 -- 004618,777
(Baby crying)
(Keypad beeping)
907
004623,813 -- 004625,417
(Cell ringing)
- Hello
908
004625,548 -- 004626,549
- Hey!
909
004626,983 -- 004627,984
- Natalie!
910
004629,085 -- 004631,361
Hi! How are you
911
004631,488 -- 004633,934
- Oh, I'm fine.
You know,just tired.
912
004634,991 -- 004635,935
How are you doing
913
004636,059 -- 004639,597
- Oh, I'm so busy! I'm helping out
at my uncle's restaurant.
914
004639,729 -- 004640,764
i' Hmm!i
915
004641,831 -- 004645,210
Yeah, you should come by
and see the baby sometime.
916
004645,335 -- 004648,043
- Uh, I would love to!
917
004648,171 -- 004649,980
How's tomorrow
918
004651,341 -- 004652,376
- OK!
919
004652,642 -- 004654,178
- OK! See you soon!
920
004658,181 -- 004659,751
Yes!
(Laughing)
921
004701,518 -- 004704,124
(Laughing)
922
004704,254 -- 004706,734
(Horn honking)
(Man) Idiot! Get out of the street!
923
004706,856 -- 004710,235
AH I need is you
924
004710,360 -- 004713,569
AH I need is you
925
004713,696 -- 004717,405
AH I need is you
926
004717,534 -- 004720,572
it And I'm so glad
I've found you $1
927
004721,371 -- 004724,375
it And I'm so glad
I've found you $1
928
004727,010 -- 004729,718
iit I never thought I'd ever find
a love like this $1i
929
004731,047 -- 004733,459
iit I never thought I'd find
someone like you $1i
930
004734,651 -- 004737,996
iit I thought I'd go through life
being so lonely $1i
931
004738,688 -- 004740,690
iit I never thought
Pd need it like I do $1
932
004741,591 -- 004745,767
Ooh I wanna be your girl oh
933
004746,563 -- 004748,668
I've been searching around the world
934
004748,798 -- 004751,540
And all I need is you
935
004752,635 -- 004755,616
AH I need is you ooh
936
004757,240 -- 004759,777
(Vijay) Rani, what is he doing
- He thinks it's a girl!
937
004759,909 -- 004801,582
(Nellie) He's so cute!
(Gasping)
938
004801,711 -- 004802,655
'Hi!
939
004802,779 -- 004804,087
(Nellie and Rani) Hi!
940
004807,750 -- 004810,094
- My Deepu's in love.
- With a mop.
941
004810,219 -- 004813,598
- Love is meant to be enjoyed,
not understood.
942
004815,024 -- 004816,628
- You're so wise.
943
004816,759 -- 004818,739
(Laughing) Yeah!
944
004820,029 -- 004822,031
- Good, good, good, good!
945
004822,165 -- 004823,542
(Chuckling)
946
004823,666 -- 004825,339
Good boy!
947
004827,170 -- 004829,810
(Chuckling) This was my father's.
948
004829,939 -- 004833,045
My heartbeat was the first one
he heard from it.
949
004833,176 -- 004835,019
See Hey!
950
004837,280 -- 004839,157
He's beautiful!
- Thank you!
951
004839,282 -- 004841,387
- You have your mother's eyes!
952
004841,517 -- 004842,928
Yeah, you do!
953
004843,553 -- 004845,624
High five!
Give me a high five!
954
004847,824 -- 004851,067
- You must be hungry.
I cooked dinner.
955
004851,194 -- 004853,003
- I'm starving! Let's eat.
956
004853,129 -- 004855,769
Anything For Your Love
by Mayou
957
004855,898 -- 004859,471
Ooh oh yeah
958
004904,140 -- 004905,642
- You like steak, right
959
004906,843 -- 004907,787
(Chuckling) Love it!
960
004907,910 -- 004909,184
- Yeah
- Yeah.
961
004909,312 -- 004910,814
I would do anything for your love...
962
004910,947 -- 004913,018
- It was between this and lobster.
963
004916,953 -- 004921,368
- Mmm! Holy cow!
That is... is good!
964
004921,491 -- 004922,902
Thank you!
965
004924,527 -- 004927,201
(Woman vocalizing)
966
004927,330 -- 004930,436
(Vomiting and groaning)
967
004930,566 -- 004933,672
I'm sorry!
- Oh, it's OK! Shhh!
968
004933,803 -- 004936,511
I'll do anything for your love
969
004947,316 -- 004948,659
Make U Want Me
by Selena Dhillon
970
004948,785 -- 004951,163
Oh are you ready
971
004951,287 -- 004954,427
(Tony) I am ready!
(Laughing)
972
004956,292 -- 004957,737
Can you feel me
973
004957,860 -- 004959,362
(Tony grunting in distance)
974
004959,495 -- 005001,566
- I just wanna eat it!
- Come here, darling!
975
005001,698 -- 005004,406
- You want me to come You want me to come
OK, I'm coming!
976
005004,534 -- 005006,207
iIt Let me show you
Don't be shy $1i
977
005006,335 -- 005008,747
(Tony grunting,
Simone laughing)
978
005008,871 -- 005010,908
What I love and what I like
979
005011,040 -- 005012,678
(Squawking)
980
005012,809 -- 005014,254
I'm really feeling you and I
981
005014,377 -- 005015,754
(Laughing) Yeah! Oh!
982
005016,713 -- 005020,160
It Make you want me
Boy make you want me $1
983
005020,283 -- 005023,093
(Growling, laughing)
984
005023,219 -- 005024,220
Wait!
- What
985
005024,353 -- 005027,425
- On! Ah! Ah! Ah!
- Uh-huh!
986
005027,557 -- 005030,595
Gonna spin and you won't know
which way to go...
987
005030,727 -- 005032,331
- Oh! Hey! Yeah!
- Let's do this!
988
005032,895 -- 005034,397
- Mimi!
989
005035,798 -- 005037,300
(Speaking Italian)
990
005038,134 -- 005039,613
- Going to bed!
991
005039,736 -- 005041,215
iIt Let me show you
Don't be shy $1i
992
005041,337 -- 005043,146
(Both laughing)
993
005044,173 -- 005045,652
What I love and what I like
994
005046,242 -- 005050,657
- How many times I tell you,
no doing sex here in my house!
995
005051,414 -- 005052,916
- I'm not doing sex in your house.
996
005053,049 -- 005055,586
- Hey! Who's that
997
005055,718 -- 005059,393
Where
- Where! The signer... The signer
998
005059,522 -- 005101,092
(Bruno and Tony grunting)
999
005101,924 -- 005103,369
What do you have in your mouth
1000
005104,093 -- 005105,071
- Bubble gum.
1001
005105,194 -- 005106,901
- Bubble gum Show me!
1002
005111,768 -- 005114,112
(Both grunting)
1003
005119,909 -- 005122,583
Boy make you want me
1004
005122,912 -- 005124,914
(Car horns honking)
1005
005126,382 -- 005128,055
(Cell buzzing)
1006
005128,184 -- 005129,527
(Grunting)
1007
005130,753 -- 005131,754
(Sighing)
1008
005131,888 -- 005134,425
- What time is it
(Woman groaning)
1009
005134,557 -- 005137,231
- What's up, Love Muffin
- Yeah
1010
005137,360 -- 005140,000
i(Andrew) Colin, I told you
to clean up this baby mess!i
1011
005140,129 -- 005143,133
i- The press is on us like diaper rash!
Get on it now!i
1012
005143,266 -- 005145,246
- Yeah, OK.
No, I heard you, Dad.
1013
005145,368 -- 005146,779
iYeah, I'll deal with it.
- New!!!i
1014
005146,903 -- 005149,076
- I said I'll deal with it. OK, bye!
1015
005149,472 -- 005151,145
- Hey, what's going on
(Sigh)
1016
005152,475 -- 005155,854
- Cancel my massage.
And get me a nice gift for a newborn,
1017
005155,978 -- 005157,787
and the newspaper,
and some breakfast,
1018
005157,914 -- 005200,019
and a scotch,
and a cup of coffee.
1019
005200,149 -- 005201,287
Stupid baby!
1020
005201,417 -- 005204,591
- Thank you, doctor.
- Of course!
1021
005215,298 -- 005220,247
- So, whatever happened
between you and him
1022
005221,304 -- 005223,875
- Him who
- The baby's father.
1023
005225,007 -- 005226,008
- Colin.
- Mm-hmm.
1024
005226,142 -- 005227,746
(Chuckling) Well...
1025
005229,145 -- 005231,056
I was a young lawyer,
1026
005231,180 -- 005234,161
and I thought he had everything
1027
005234,984 -- 005238,056
career, looks, charm.
1028
005239,755 -- 005241,962
He asked me to look over his briefs,
1029
005242,091 -- 005244,503
and I thought he meant legal papers.
1030
005246,629 -- 005250,873
A week later, he stopped calling me Pumpkin,
and then no more calls.
1031
005251,000 -- 005252,809
- What happened when you told him
you were pregnant
1032
005252,935 -- 005256,144
- He asked me whose it was,
and had me kicked out of the firm.
1033
005256,272 -- 005259,151
Thanks to him,
I serve coffee for a living now.
1034
005259,275 -- 005300,549
(Sighing)
1035
005300,676 -- 005301,746
(Doorbell buzzing)
1036
005301,878 -- 005305,087
Mmm! I have no idea who it is.
One second.
1037
005306,282 -- 005308,125
(Baby coming)
1038
005310,820 -- 005312,857
- Daddy's home!
- What are you doing here
1039
005312,989 -- 005314,195
- I come bearing gifts.
1040
005314,323 -- 005317,270
Something for Mommy,
something for little Colin Jr.
1041
005317,393 -- 005318,895
Uh, where is he
Is he inside
1042
005319,495 -- 005320,439
Little Colin Jr.!
1043
005320,563 -- 005321,667
- His name is Ganesh!
1044
005321,797 -- 005324,175
- G-g-gesundheit!
Sorry. What did you say
1045
005324,300 -- 005325,745
- I'm serious.
- Ganesh Really
1046
005325,868 -- 005328,178
Is that a vindaloo dish
at a cheap Indian takeout
1047
005328,304 -- 005329,374
Here,these are for you.
1048
005329,505 -- 005332,042
- It means god of all things auspicious,
remover of obstacles.
1049
005332,174 -- 005335,246
- Oh... Oh hey, hi! We didn't order a cab.
How did you get in here
1050
005335,378 -- 005336,356
- Don't be a jerk!
1051
005336,479 -- 005339,426
This is the man who delivered my baby.
This is Deepak.
1052
005339,548 -- 005341,289
- Thank you very much!
- It's fine!
1053
005341,417 -- 005344,091
- Oh! Hold these for a second,
'cause I have something for you.
1054
005344,220 -- 005346,700
I wanted to thank you.
It's your delivery fee.
1055
005346,822 -- 005347,800
(All shouting, indistinct)
1056
005347,924 -- 005350,131
- Please don't do that!
- I gotta go.
1057
005350,259 -- 005352,830
- Thank you very, very much!
- Get the hell out of my house!
1058
005353,562 -- 005357,305
- OK. Look, I don't know
what's going on with you two,
1059
005357,433 -- 005401,245
but the cabbie can drive you to the showroom,
but he can't buy you the Dior handbag.
1060
005401,837 -- 005406,081
The good things in life need the good money,
and you know that. Think about it.
1061
005406,208 -- 005408,279
(Baby crying)
1062
005410,179 -- 005414,491
i(On phoney Dr. Cabbie,
it's Edith, uh, Mrs. Robinson.i
1063
005414,617 -- 005416,961
iYeah, I think somethings wrong.i
1064
005418,054 -- 005420,091
(Camera beeping, shutter clicking)
1065
005420,222 -- 005421,758
- It's good to see you again,
Mrs. Robinson.
1066
005421,891 -- 005425,065
- Thank you, doctor.
- OK! Let's take a look.
1067
005431,367 -- 005434,405
Mrs. Robinson, you need to see
an ophthalmologist right away.
1068
005434,537 -- 005438,007
- My health plan only allows that
once a year. It'll have to wait.
1069
005438,140 -- 005440,620
- How about we end our date
with a drive to the hospital
1070
005440,743 -- 005442,780
Now, Mrs. Robinson,
1071
005442,912 -- 005445,916
blood pressure medication,
Ramipril, once a day.
1072
005446,048 -- 005448,426
- Oh, son, you're taking a huge risk.
1073
005450,152 -- 005451,563
- Shall we
1074
005456,258 -- 005457,965
- They're so big!
1075
005458,094 -- 005459,698
(Laughing) I know!
1076
005459,829 -- 005501,570
You can have them too!
1077
005504,000 -- 005506,378
- Socks!
- Yeah, socks! No one has to know!
1078
005506,502 -- 005507,947
(Laughing) All right!
1079
005508,070 -- 005509,014
- Underneath, so like...
1080
005509,138 -- 005511,914
- Like that
- Oh, yes! So it's like boobies!
1081
005512,041 -- 005513,486
All right!
- The tea, is it hot
1082
005513,609 -- 005515,111
- Put this over there! Come on!
- OK!
1083
005515,244 -- 005516,552
- They're gonna be here soon, guys!
1084
005516,679 -- 005518,556
i- Look at these gulab jamun.
They're completely cold!i
1085
005518,681 -- 005520,217
- Go and microwave them, then!
1086
005520,349 -- 005522,056
- Why do it now
- Please!
1087
005522,952 -- 005524,898
(Rani) OK, I think it looks...
(Vijay) Come on, Rani,
1088
005525,021 -- 005526,864
put this over there! Yeah!
- Hello, family!
1089
005526,989 -- 005527,933
- They're here!
(Nellie) on!
1090
005528,057 -- 005531,061
- Ah, Natalie!
Welcome to our home!
1091
005531,193 -- 005534,140
(Rani) Yeah!
- Natalie, can I have the baby
1092
005534,263 -- 005538,439
- Oh, our little, white Ganesh!
- My little Ganesh! Just look at him!
1093
005538,567 -- 005540,478
- Come, come!
- Look at him!
1094
005540,603 -- 005543,049
(Rani) That's what you said,
Look at him!
1095
005543,172 -- 005544,242
- Hi, guys!
1096
005544,373 -- 005546,080
- Open your eyes, baby!
1097
005546,809 -- 005549,050
(Nellie) He's a darling!
1098
005549,178 -- 005550,213
- Little baby nose!
1099
005550,346 -- 005551,416
(All three laughing)
1100
005552,048 -- 005554,995
- His eyes are just like Deepu's! Look!
1101
005555,117 -- 005556,892
(Vijay) How did that happen
- That's because
1102
005557,019 -- 005600,193
we're all connected by an akashic field.
- Of course!
1103
005600,322 -- 005602,563
- You know, Deepu's
never had a girlfriend before.
1104
005602,691 -- 005604,398
(Coughing)
(Vijay) Oh, nice boy!
1105
005604,527 -- 005606,336
- You're so lucky!
1106
005606,462 -- 005611,002
I had to kiss a lot of frogs
before I found my maharaja!
1107
005612,068 -- 005614,241
Me!
(Laughing)
1108
005614,370 -- 005617,214
- Where, um... where'd you find him
1109
005617,973 -- 005621,216
i(Rani) Well--
- Oh! Try the gulab jamun!i
1110
005621,343 -- 005622,617
- Brown balls
(Rani) Yeah!
1111
005622,745 -- 005623,689
- They're very good.
1112
005623,813 -- 005625,918
- Trust me, once you go brown,
you'll never frown.
1113
005626,048 -- 005627,220
(Vijay) So true.
(Rani) Promise!
1114
005627,349 -- 005628,555
'Huh
1115
005628,684 -- 005631,062
(Rani) Do it, Deepu! Do it!
- Huh'
1116
005631,187 -- 005632,291
- Yeah, OK!
1117
005632,421 -- 005634,128
(Laughing)
1118
005634,256 -- 005637,760
- Uh, Mrs. Chopra, you must be so proud
1119
005637,893 -- 005640,874
to have such a caring,
compassionate son.
1120
005640,996 -- 005644,808
- So, you mean I don't have to worry
about Deepu's marriage anymore
1121
005644,934 -- 005646,936
- Ma!
(Whispering) Joking!
1122
005647,069 -- 005648,605
(Rani) You're so lucky!
1123
005648,737 -- 005650,739
- I always told the studmuffin,
1124
005650,873 -- 005653,149
Let a nice girl
dance into your heart...
1125
005653,275 -- 005655,721
(Rani and Vijay laughing)
Not the back of your cab.
1126
005655,845 -- 005658,086
(Laughing)
- Funny!
1127
005700,716 -- 005702,525
(Laughing) He's so funny!
1128
005703,119 -- 005705,065
- Did, uh... did Rani
dance her way into your heart
1129
005705,187 -- 005706,461
- Uh...
1130
005708,324 -- 005710,304
(Speaking Hindi)
1131
005710,426 -- 005711,996
- Yes, Uncle, tell us!
1132
005712,128 -- 005713,766
- OK...
- Come on!
1133
005713,896 -- 005715,807
(Chuckling) It was so long ago!
1134
005715,931 -- 005718,969
- Tell them, honey! Tell them!
1135
005719,101 -- 005720,910
- It was the 90s.
- Yeah!
1136
005721,036 -- 005722,743
i(Vijay) I'd been here 3 years.i
1137
005723,272 -- 005727,448
iThe government was sending me back to India
on urgent business.i
1138
005727,576 -- 005728,782
(Both exclaiming)
1139
005728,911 -- 005730,754
But before I left,
1140
005730,880 -- 005733,326
there was one thing
I simply had to do
1141
005734,416 -- 005737,989
watch Renee Rogers dance
at my favourite venue
1142
005738,120 -- 005739,963
for the performing arts.
(Soft music)
1143
005740,089 -- 005741,033
(Sighing)
1144
005741,157 -- 005742,602
- You
- I know!
1145
005742,725 -- 005745,797
- I bought a front-row orchestra seat.
1146
005745,928 -- 005747,874
(Rani and Vijay laughing)
1147
005747,997 -- 005749,135
- Big money!
1148
005749,265 -- 005752,712
i(Vijay) That night, Rani was Eve,i
1149
005752,835 -- 005754,712
iand the stage was her garden.i
1150
005754,837 -- 005757,477
iRemy Yeah! Like magic!i
1151
005757,606 -- 005801,053
- Such poise, such artistry...
1152
005801,177 -- 005805,148
(Rani) Oh, honey! He's so sweet!
1153
005805,281 -- 005809,752
i- The finer details of her costume
filled my eyes with wonder.i
1154
005810,319 -- 005811,559
- Silky!
1155
005812,454 -- 005815,958
i(Vijay) I was so moved...
(Rani laughing)i
1156
005816,091 -- 005820,164
...I was ready to... pop... the question.
1157
005820,296 -- 005821,240
- So romantic!
1158
005821,363 -- 005822,740
- Marry me, babe!
1159
005822,865 -- 005825,175
(Both grunting)
1160
005826,101 -- 005829,776
Please! Make me
the happiest man alive, darling!
1161
005830,306 -- 005831,478
Ah!
1162
005831,607 -- 005833,177
- Looks like I just did!
(Fireworks)
1163
005833,309 -- 005836,085
- Hmm!
- That's so romantic!
1164
005836,212 -- 005837,350
(Deepak) That's so sweet!
1165
005837,479 -- 005842,155
- You know, Viju, I always say,
When in Rome, do the Romans!
1166
005842,284 -- 005843,262
- I did!
1167
005843,385 -- 005845,490
(Rani and Nellie laughing)
1168
005852,294 -- 005853,671
(Door opening)
1169
005853,796 -- 005855,366
(Door creaking)
1170
005859,068 -- 005900,445
Hmm
1171
005900,569 -- 005903,345
(Mimi imitating
cat meowing and purring)
1172
005903,472 -- 005905,247
(Mimi giggling)
1173
005909,912 -- 005911,448
Don't don't don't you want me...
1174
005911,580 -- 005912,854
- I hope you're ready, doctor!
1175
005913,582 -- 005915,152
(Mimi imitating cat meowing,
Deepak gasping)
1176
005915,751 -- 005917,560
Yeah! Come on!
1177
005917,686 -- 005920,189
- Mimi, no! No, Mimi!
(Whispering) Sexy doctor!
1178
005920,322 -- 005921,801
Don't you want me
1179
005923,359 -- 005925,270
it Let me show you
Don't be shy $1
1180
005925,394 -- 005927,704
(Mimi purring,
Deepak grunting)
1181
005927,830 -- 005929,537
What I love and what I like
1182
005929,665 -- 005931,110
- No, Mimi! Please! Please!
1183
005931,233 -- 005933,474
I'm really feeling you tonight
1184
005933,602 -- 005936,515
Tony, wake up!
(Giggling) Mmm!
1185
005937,439 -- 005938,577
Boy make you want me
1186
005938,707 -- 005940,118
- Hey!
1187
005940,242 -- 005942,722
It Let me show you
Don't be shy $1
1188
005942,845 -- 005944,791
Don't be shy
1189
005945,447 -- 005946,619
- Please! Tony!
1190
005946,749 -- 005948,285
(Music stops)
1191
005948,417 -- 005950,158
i' Deepak!
No!i
1192
005950,286 -- 005952,391
(Deepak and Tony)
Mimi! Mimi!
1193
005952,521 -- 005953,727
(All screaming)
1194
005954,290 -- 005955,234
(Gasping)
1195
005955,357 -- 005957,428
(All screaming, Mimi crying)
1196
005957,559 -- 005959,664
- Natalie, Natalie, look,
I've stopped drinking.
1197
005959,795 -- 010001,331
I'm... I'm cleaning up my act.
1198
010001,463 -- 010006,071
Look, I know I've been an ass,
and I do not expect you to forgive me, OK
1199
010006,935 -- 010008,073
Hear me out!
Hear me out!
1200
010008,203 -- 010012,083
Look, look, I'll...
I'll understand if you say no.
1201
010014,610 -- 010016,920
(Sighing)
Can I just hold my son
1202
010017,980 -- 010020,187
- Oh! Look at that smile!
1203
010020,316 -- 010023,024
- Oh! That's the most
beautiful face I've ever seen.
1204
010023,152 -- 010025,655
i' Hmm!
(Both laughing)i
1205
010025,788 -- 010028,325
- We do good work!
- Hmm!
1206
010028,457 -- 010030,664
(Camera shutter clicking)
1207
010032,294 -- 010034,205
- Whoa! Broke a window!
1208
010034,330 -- 010035,468
(Laughing)
1209
010036,765 -- 010038,540
- You've done a very good job.
1210
010038,667 -- 010041,477
Our backers are very pleased!
- Ah...
1211
010041,603 -- 010045,949
- The media is loving our family-man spin.
- Yeah, but it's killing my mojo.
1212
010046,075 -- 010048,521
(Woman) Excuses, excuses!
1213
010048,644 -- 010051,181
- There's 3 things you need
to win an election
1214
010051,313 -- 010054,851
money, media and minorities.
1215
010054,983 -- 010055,984
Come on, Bonnie!
1216
010056,118 -- 010057,791
That's Amore
by Rocco Granata
1217
010057,920 -- 010059,456
In Napoli...
1218
010101,490 -- 010103,367
- So, welcome to my home!
1219
010103,492 -- 010107,099
Well, upstairs... I live upstairs.
- Oh, OK!
1220
010108,097 -- 010110,941
Here's what they say
1221
010111,066 -- 010113,273
(Lively music)
1222
010116,004 -- 010120,475
it When the Moon hits your eye
like a big pizza pie $1
1223
010120,609 -- 010122,555
That's amore
1224
010124,380 -- 010129,489
it When the world seems to shine
like you've had too much wine $1
1225
010129,618 -- 010130,722
That's amore
1226
010133,555 -- 010135,057
Bells will ring...
1227
010135,190 -- 010137,602
- Antipasto.
- Thank you!
1228
010138,394 -- 010140,271
(Speaking Italian)
1229
010140,396 -- 010141,534
- Thank you!
1230
010141,663 -- 010142,903
- No octopussy
1231
010143,031 -- 010146,501
- No... no octopussy today, Mimi.
- Octopussy
1232
010146,635 -- 010149,582
- It's Mimi's special.
(Giggling) Mmm!
1233
010149,705 -- 010152,549
- Thank you!
- You're welcome!
1234
010153,675 -- 010155,211
Hmph!
1235
010155,344 -- 010156,982
- Please!
1236
010157,913 -- 010159,290
Oh! So, uh...
1237
010159,415 -- 010204,626
my family is having this really small
birthday party for me next week, and...
1238
010204,920 -- 010209,096
and we would just love for you to be there.
- Of course! I'd love that.
1239
010210,492 -- 010212,233
So, what can I get for the birthday boy
1240
010212,361 -- 010215,934
- Well, a residency in a hospital
would be great.
1241
010216,064 -- 010218,704
(Chuckling)
- How's it going on that front
1242
010218,834 -- 010222,543
- Good! You know, actually,
I've applied to some US schools and...
1243
010222,671 -- 010226,778
Um, you know,
it's such a long shot and--
1244
010226,909 -- 010230,083
- No, that's great! Really!
- Yeah!
1245
010230,212 -- 010233,716
And I might not even go by the end.
- You gotta do what you gotta do, right
1246
010234,183 -- 010235,321
- Yeah!
1247
010236,852 -- 010237,922
(Natalie clearing her throat)
1248
010245,294 -- 010246,898
Hi, Tony!
1249
010301,610 -- 010302,816
- I'm sorry, boss!
1250
010315,390 -- 010317,563
(Tires screeching)
1251
010324,166 -- 010326,646
- Hey! Miss
1252
010330,372 -- 010331,442
Look, miss, we've...
1253
010331,573 -- 010333,052
Look, we've all had our bad days.
1254
010333,175 -- 010336,179
Miss
- Leave me alone! Go away!
1255
010337,446 -- 010339,858
- This bridge...
(Sighing)
1256
010341,250 -- 010343,025
It's not high enough to kill anyone.
1257
010344,786 -- 010346,561
You're just gonna wake up
in the hospital,
1258
010346,688 -- 010350,727
broken bones, face mangled
beyond recognition.
1259
010350,859 -- 010352,861
- Don't get close, or I'll jump!
1260
010352,995 -- 010355,305
(Crying)
1261
010355,430 -- 010357,569
- I can give you a ride
to a taller bridge, huh
1262
010357,699 -- 010400,441
My... my cab is right there.
1263
010401,470 -- 010403,040
- Go away!
1264
010403,171 -- 010404,809
- I'm going.
1265
010404,940 -- 010406,817
(Crying)
1266
010413,315 -- 010415,158
- I'm in love.
1267
010419,454 -- 010421,058
And I'm pregnant.
1268
010423,191 -- 010427,162
My boyfriend... is a white guy.
1269
010429,231 -- 010431,006
If my family finds out--
1270
010431,133 -- 010432,203
Stay right where you are!
1271
010437,239 -- 010438,309
- I'm in love too.
1272
010439,841 -- 010441,821
And she's a white girl.
1273
010442,611 -- 010445,353
And I'm not sure
she sees a future with me.
1274
010446,748 -- 010448,352
I get it.
1275
010448,483 -- 010451,589
(Sniffling)
- What are you doing about it
1276
010452,254 -- 010453,927
- I'm trying to build bridges...
1277
010455,991 -- 010456,969
not jump off them.
1278
010458,060 -- 010459,562
- What's her name
1279
010459,695 -- 010501,106
- Natalie.
1280
010502,431 -- 010503,569
- Boring!
1281
010503,699 -- 010505,372
- OK!
1282
010506,768 -- 010508,372
What's yours
1283
010509,705 -- 010511,707
- Zarah.
1284
010511,840 -- 010513,148
- I'm Deepak.
1285
010513,942 -- 010515,580
(Crying)
1286
010515,711 -- 010518,089
- It will kill my parents if they knew!
1287
010518,213 -- 010520,784
- Zarah, if you jump off this bridge,
1288
010521,950 -- 010523,156
your love ends.
1289
010524,386 -- 010527,799
But if you walk this way,
you can bring hope.
1290
010529,124 -- 010531,764
You don't wanna kill your love, Zarah.
1291
010533,061 -- 010535,701
Hey. Hey, come on.
1292
010538,634 -- 010540,978
You don't wanna do this.
- Let me go!
1293
010541,103 -- 010544,277
God! Please! Please!
1294
010544,406 -- 010545,680
- Come on, Zarah.
1295
010552,881 -- 010554,656
(Crying)
1296
010554,783 -- 010555,989
- It's gonna be OK!
1297
010559,154 -- 010600,258
H's OK.
1298
010600,389 -- 010603,962
Zarah, promise me
you'll tell your family about this.
1299
010605,727 -- 010607,764
(Sighing)
Zarah,these are for you.
1300
010609,297 -- 010611,174
They'll help keep you calm,
1301
010611,667 -- 010614,671
and they're perfectly safe
during your pregnancy.
1302
010615,671 -- 010619,881
But just one a day for 2 weeks, OK
1303
010620,742 -- 010622,983
(Foreign language)I
1304
010649,805 -- 010651,478
(Electronic Indian music)
1305
010651,740 -- 010652,878
(Electronic Indian music)
1306
010712,561 -- 010714,598
(Rani) Honey!
(Nellie) Hello!
1307
010714,730 -- 010717,711
- Oh, look at the two of you!
- Ah
1308
010717,833 -- 010718,903
- Ah
1309
010719,034 -- 010720,877
(All) Ah!
1310
010721,002 -- 010723,949
- Real good, Britney Spears!
(Rani) Yay, Britney!
1311
010724,673 -- 010726,243
- On! My, my!
1312
010726,374 -- 010729,378
- Look at this!
Huh' All me.
1313
010729,511 -- 010731,889
- Yeah. Oh,wow!
1314
010732,748 -- 010736,525
(Nellie) Oh, Natalie! There you are.
- I didn't even recognize you. Oh, hi!
1315
010736,651 -- 010737,755
'Hi!
1316
010737,886 -- 010739,832
- My hair, you mean.
That's all Rani.
1317
010739,955 -- 010741,730
- Yeah, thank you!
1318
010741,857 -- 010744,394
(All cheering)
1319
010745,260 -- 010746,500
- Come on, come on!
1320
010746,628 -- 010748,107
- Shame on you! Oh, shame!
- Come dance!
1321
010748,230 -- 010750,972
- Where, um... where is the birthday boy
- on!
1322
010751,099 -- 010753,705
- Where is Deepak
That's right. Where is he
1323
010754,069 -- 010755,139
- Where is he
1324
010756,338 -- 010758,818
(Popping, all cheering)
1325
010758,940 -- 010800,647
- Champagne for everybody!
1326
010800,776 -- 010802,778
For he's a jolly good fellow
1327
010802,911 -- 010805,323
For he's a jolly good fellow
1328
010805,447 -- 010808,485
For he's a jolly good fellow
1329
010809,951 -- 010812,557
Which nobody can deny
1330
010812,687 -- 010815,133
(All cheering and applauding)
1331
010817,325 -- 010819,464
(Electronic Indian music)
1332
010828,904 -- 010830,406
(Singing in foreign language)
1333
010830,539 -- 010831,813
Uh-huh
1334
010836,478 -- 010837,479
Really
1335
010851,226 -- 010852,261
Come on
1336
010909,511 -- 010911,320
- Happy birthday, Dr. Cabbie.
1337
010912,681 -- 010913,921
Hey.)'-
. Hey-
1338
010916,318 -- 010919,697
- So, I, uh... I thought you said
it was a small party.
1339
010919,821 -- 010921,926
(Chuckling)
- It's not that big.
1340
010923,625 -- 010925,400
By Indian standards.
1341
010925,527 -- 010927,131
- Oh, right.
1342
010932,033 -- 010933,979
You've been running
away from me all night.
1343
010935,303 -- 010938,944
- Natalie, look, it's... it's OK.
1344
010939,074 -- 010942,988
I... I may never end up
being a doctor again,
1345
010943,111 -- 010945,489
and could just be a cabbie
for the rest of my life.
1346
010945,614 -- 010948,618
- Wait...
What are you talking about
1347
010950,252 -- 010951,697
- I saw the pictures in the newspaper.
1348
010953,021 -- 010956,127
- Listen, he tricked me.
1349
010957,392 -- 011000,032
He planted those pictures
for his potential campaign,
1350
011000,161 -- 011003,904
and... l should've known better.
1351
011005,634 -- 011007,511
- Colin can offer you the world.
1352
011008,403 -- 011011,407
- He can, and he did.
1353
011013,742 -- 011015,153
But I have my own.
1354
011017,679 -- 011019,784
(Crowd) Tony! Tony!
1355
011019,915 -- 011022,327
(Rapping in foreign language)
1356
011050,378 -- 011051,721
- Whoo-hoo!
1357
011054,182 -- 011057,857
- Hey!
- No! No! What are you doing
1358
011103,792 -- 011107,239
(Man singing in foreign language)
1359
011112,968 -- 011114,948
(Laughing)
1360
011115,070 -- 011116,981
Uh-huh
1361
011117,105 -- 011119,711
Uh-huh mm-hmm
1362
011121,042 -- 011123,886
(Crowd cheering and whistling)
1363
011151,840 -- 011153,717
(Muffled music)
1364
011200,015 -- 011201,016
(Deepak) What's going on
1365
011201,916 -- 011203,554
(Deepak grunting)
1366
011204,686 -- 011207,064
(Officer, echoing) Deepak Chopra,
you are under arrest.
1367
011207,355 -- 011209,767
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say
1368
011209,891 -- 011213,498
can or will used against you
in a court of law.
1369
011213,628 -- 011216,575
You have a right to an attorney...
(Natalie) Don't worry!
1370
011216,698 -- 011219,110
...one will be appointed to you.
Do you understand your rights
1371
011219,234 -- 011220,440
(Deepak) Please!
1372
011220,568 -- 011221,706
Tony!
1373
011221,836 -- 011223,372
(Tony) No, please!
Where are you taking him
1374
011223,505 -- 011225,644
(Deepak) Please, listen to me!
This is a mistake!
1375
011236,351 -- 011238,388
i- Zarah's life hangs by a thread.i
1376
011238,520 -- 011241,364
So does Dr. Cabbie's fate.
Once the darling of the city,
1377
011241,489 -- 011243,992
he could now face up
to 15 years in jail
1378
011244,125 -- 011246,605
ion charges ranging
from impersonating a doctori
1379
011246,728 -- 011248,833
ito dispensing controlled drugs
without a licensei
1380
011248,963 -- 011251,876
iand criminal negligence
causing bodily harm.i
1381
011252,200 -- 011255,943
i(Man) The cabbie from India
who fought for his hospital residencyi
1382
011256,071 -- 011259,416
imay be fighting
for his own residency in this country.i
1383
011300,075 -- 011301,452
- Please, please!
1384
011301,576 -- 011306,423
I'm here today to offer support,
I'm hereto offer sympathy,
1385
011306,981 -- 011308,483
and more than anything,
to find solutions
1386
011308,616 -- 011311,756
to help this shattered family
and this outraged city.
1387
011311,886 -- 011314,730
iWell, after this Dr. Cabbie's trial,i
1388
011315,356 -- 011318,963
ion behalf of the Mahmoods,
our law firm is gonna launch a civil suiti
1389
011319,094 -- 011321,870
ithat will make sure that this hard-working,
immigrant family...i
1390
011322,397 -- 011324,138
inever has to work
another day in their lives.i
1391
011324,265 -- 011326,006
iThank you. That's all for now.
(Woman) One question!i
1392
011329,070 -- 011330,515
(Inmates shouting and whistling)
1393
011336,077 -- 011337,522
- Your lawyer's here.
1394
011341,950 -- 011343,224
- Hey!
1395
011344,519 -- 011345,896
- What are you doing here
1396
011347,122 -- 011349,033
- I'm hereto see you, idiot!
1397
011349,624 -- 011350,625
I, um...
1398
011351,126 -- 011353,606
I started my own law firm today.
1399
011356,764 -- 011358,300
As your first patient,
1400
011358,766 -- 011403,146
I'd like to ask you
if you'd be my first client.
1401
011404,439 -- 011407,443
- Natalie, I do not want to drag you
into all of this.
1402
011407,575 -- 011411,022
- Deepak, I dragged myself into this
the moment I set foot in your cab.
1403
011411,146 -- 011412,557
- You're wasting your time.
1404
011413,515 -- 011415,859
- Do you believe you did the right thing
by treating those people
1405
011416,484 -- 011420,398
(Sighing)
- Drop it! It's over.
1406
011424,893 -- 011426,600
- Maybe I was wrong about you.
1407
011427,929 -- 011429,840
Maybe you don't believe
what you did was right.
1408
011431,633 -- 011434,079
Maybe you're not the man
I thought you were.
1409
011435,003 -- 011436,414
- I'm not.
1410
011437,939 -- 011439,850
(Keys jingling)
1411
011450,685 -- 011453,495
Attorney Wilman!
Please wait!
1412
011455,823 -- 011457,200
i- Sign here.i
1413
011500,128 -- 011502,540
I'm gonna need a lot of autographs.
1414
011503,464 -- 011506,206
By the way, really liking the stubble, doc.
1415
011509,437 -- 011511,542
Bail was set at $25,000.
1416
011512,607 -- 011514,382
Your uncle took care of it.
1417
011516,211 -- 011520,682
Before you sign this rookie
who is going up against a 28-year veteran,
1418
011521,549 -- 011524,257
just know that there's always a risk.
1419
011525,220 -- 011528,599
Like, a risk that you
may never be a doctor again.
1420
011528,723 -- 011530,327
(Chuckling)
1421
011530,458 -- 011531,960
- We're in this together.
1422
011532,694 -- 011533,729
- Hey...
1423
011538,900 -- 011541,676
(Colin) Hmm! Wilcher!
- Uh-huh'
1424
011541,803 -- 011543,180
(Colin chuckling)
1425
011543,304 -- 011545,284
- Wilchie!
- Uh-huh'
1426
011545,406 -- 011546,714
- These pics are great.
1427
011547,242 -- 011548,516
- Here you go.
1428
011548,643 -- 011550,919
The cops have been following
this guy for months.
1429
011551,045 -- 011554,515
- You nail this cabbie,
I'll make you my chief legal officer
1430
011554,649 -- 011555,627
when I'm elected mayor.
1431
011555,750 -- 011557,923
Look, I don't care
how you do it,just...
1432
011558,920 -- 011602,060
get Dr. Rickshaw sent back
to wherever the hell it is he came from.
1433
011602,190 -- 011605,330
- Dr. Curry will be sent home in a hurry.
Not to worry.
1434
011605,827 -- 011607,670
- That's racist.
- Uh...
1435
011607,795 -- 011611,800
- I gotta keep this stupid family-man act up
till after the election.
1436
011611,933 -- 011613,606
I just want him out of Natalie's life.
1437
011614,202 -- 011616,113
- Hey, listen, talking about your baby-mama,
1438
011616,871 -- 011618,714
I hear she wants to play lawyer.
1439
011618,840 -- 011622,788
Is she any good
- Oh, Natalie's very, very good.
1440
011623,611 -- 011625,147
She used to work under me.
1441
011625,280 -- 011627,055
- I like a good fight.
1442
011627,181 -- 011628,956
- Oh, you mean as a lawyer Pfft!
1443
011629,917 -- 011632,193
No, I... l wouldn't worry about her.
1444
011632,620 -- 011635,533
Lawyer!
(Laughing)
1445
011642,297 -- 011644,334
- Hey. you all right
1446
011645,300 -- 011646,244
(Nellie) Deepu
1447
011646,367 -- 011648,210
Deepu...
(Rani) Hi, Deepu!
1448
011648,336 -- 011650,338
(All encouraging)
1449
011650,471 -- 011653,111
- Natalie! Natalie, are you ready
Are you ready
1450
011653,241 -- 011655,016
- Papa's with you!
- It's all gonna be OK.
1451
011655,143 -- 011656,247
- Papa's with you!
1452
011658,713 -- 011700,784
- Sir Natalie Wilman.
1453
011705,953 -- 011706,988
Hmm...
1454
011707,121 -- 011709,431
- Hey!
Come here, come here.
1455
011710,224 -- 011713,831
You know what I'm actually
in a pretty generous mood today,
1456
011713,961 -- 011717,534
so, uh, you get your client
to plead guilty...
1457
011717,665 -- 011719,941
(Clearing throat)
...to impersonating a doctor,
1458
011720,668 -- 011723,274
then I'll drop all the other charges.
What do you say
1459
011723,404 -- 011724,474
(Chuckling)
1460
011724,605 -- 011728,212
- He's innocent,
and pleading guilty means deportation.
1461
011728,343 -- 011729,617
- Ah!
- So no deal.
1462
011729,744 -- 011731,018
- All rise!
1463
011731,145 -- 011732,453
(Exhaling sharply)
1464
011740,855 -- 011742,630
- Mr. Chopra, how do you plead
1465
011743,991 -- 011745,197
- I object, Your Honour.
1466
011747,028 -- 011751,636
- Miss Wilman, normally you only object
to things he says.
1467
011751,766 -- 011754,838
Objecting to what the judge says
can seriously offend him.
1468
011754,969 -- 011757,575
- Your Honour, you referred
to my client as Mr. Chopra.
1469
011757,705 -- 011800,379
He's a certified doctor
and deserves to be addressed as such.
1470
011802,744 -- 011803,916
- Mr. Chopra
1471
011806,147 -- 011807,251
- Not guilty, Your Honour.
1472
011807,382 -- 011809,328
- Yes! Not guilty!
- Shhh! What are you doing
1473
011809,450 -- 011811,020
- OK.
1474
011812,920 -- 011813,898
Let's go!
1475
011814,021 -- 011816,695
(Officer) After putting Mr. Chopra
under surveillance,
1476
011816,824 -- 011819,236
I found a full medical clinic,
1477
011819,360 -- 011821,863
client charts and prescription drugs
1478
011821,996 -- 011825,034
like oxycodone,
morphine and lorazepam.
1479
011825,166 -- 011829,444
- But Dr. Chopra said it was a symptom
of retinal detachment,
1480
011829,570 -- 011833,780
and he dragged me off to the ER.
- And was his diagnosis accurate
1481
011833,908 -- 011836,013
- Well, the specialist said if I had waited,
1482
011836,144 -- 011837,555
I would've lost my eye.
1483
011837,678 -- 011838,679
- Thank you.
1484
011838,813 -- 011842,454
- You are saying
that you paid Mr. Chopra $50
1485
011842,583 -- 011845,257
as payment for medical services.
1486
011845,386 -- 011847,024
- Yes, but it was a tip!
1487
011847,155 -- 011848,634
- For medical services.
1488
011848,756 -- 011850,360
Yes or no
1489
011851,125 -- 011852,399
Yes or no, Mrs. Robinson
1490
011852,527 -- 011854,598
- Yes.
- Thank you.
1491
011854,729 -- 011857,175
Thank you very much
for clarifying that.
1492
011858,199 -- 011859,177
(Sighing)
1493
011903,438 -- 011904,610
(Sighing)
1494
011910,578 -- 011913,218
- I came here thinking
I could make a difference.
1495
011914,849 -- 011916,192
What have I done
1496
011918,119 -- 011919,530
I've shamed our family.
1497
011920,788 -- 011922,665
(Sighing)
1498
011922,790 -- 011924,736
I've ruined Papa's legacy.
1499
011927,962 -- 011932,877
- Deepu, there are 3 things
that can never be hidden
1500
011934,135 -- 011938,208
The Sun, the Moon and the truth.
1501
011939,474 -- 011943,354
iAnd the truth is you help people, Beta.i
1502
011943,478 -- 011944,980
(M uttering indistinctly)
1503
011946,314 -- 011947,884
- Not everybody thinks so.
1504
011950,818 -- 011952,263
- Well, then, they're mean.
1505
011953,421 -- 011955,662
But you know what they say
about mean people
1506
011955,790 -- 012000,330
That they come back in their next life
as a fly and eat poop!
1507
012000,461 -- 012003,032
(Laughing)
1508
012003,164 -- 012004,336
(Sniffling)
1509
012016,744 -- 012017,688
(Tony) Here we go.
1510
012017,812 -- 012020,486
(Simone) Tony, don't be nervous.
Just be yourself, OK
1511
012020,615 -- 012024,324
- So, what was this, then
A little side-business you two had going
1512
012024,452 -- 012025,692
(Judge clearing throat)
1513
012026,954 -- 012028,160
(Clearing throat)
1514
012029,357 -- 012030,597
- Uh...
(Audience groaning)
1515
012030,725 -- 012035,731
See, as brownies,
we'll do a lot for an extra buck, huh
1516
012035,863 -- 012040,972
We'll, uh... cut your hair with one hand
and we'll cut your taxes with the other.
1517
012041,102 -- 012042,137
(Audience laughing)
1518
012042,270 -- 012045,410
Asking me to deliver a baby
in the back of my cab for an extra $20,
1519
012045,540 -- 012048,749
I mean, that's a little much,
even for us, huh
1520
012049,877 -- 012052,653
(Wilcher) Thank you very much.
That was a compelling comedy routine.
1521
012052,780 -- 012054,782
- Uh, you know...
1522
012056,117 -- 012100,429
Deepak, man, he saved 2 lives in the cab.
1523
012100,555 -- 012101,499
Two lives!
1524
012101,622 -- 012103,499
He's a hero.
1525
012104,625 -- 012105,763
Our hero.
1526
012106,193 -- 012110,005
- Mr. Donaldson,
what did Dr. Chopra prescribe you
1527
012110,131 -- 012112,873
- Herbal medicine and hope.
1528
012115,703 -- 012118,843
What's the matter
with all you stupid, smart people
1529
012120,441 -- 012123,115
There's a lot of people in this country!
They need doctors!
1530
012123,244 -- 012125,588
(inhaling sharply)
And you've got your heads
1531
012125,713 -- 012129,388
so far up your asses,
you can't see you got a really good one
1532
012129,517 -- 012131,292
sitting right there in front of you!
1533
012132,219 -- 012134,358
I'm on my way out,
1534
012135,289 -- 012137,860
but he just might
save your life one day!
1535
012140,061 -- 012142,234
You're gonna beat it, kid!
1536
012143,531 -- 012147,604
You gotta grab 'em by the balls
and enjoy the ride!
1537
012147,735 -- 012149,146
(Wilcher) Your Honour, please!
1538
012151,839 -- 012154,410
- The defence calls
Zarah Mahmood to the stand.
1539
012200,281 -- 012203,990
- Zarah, you swallowed
the whole bottle of antidepressants.
1540
012204,619 -- 012205,654
Why'
1541
012206,654 -- 012210,727
- When I overheard
my mom and dad say...
1542
012212,426 -- 012214,064
that I had shamed them...
1543
012216,097 -- 012217,576
they would rather die...
1544
012218,265 -- 012219,972
(Sniffling)
1545
012220,101 -- 012222,638
I decided to take my own life...
1546
012223,471 -- 012225,576
(Crying)
1547
012226,807 -- 012228,480
...to let them live.
1548
012228,609 -- 012231,681
- Now, tell us the night
that you contemplated suicide,
1549
012231,812 -- 012234,224
did Mr. Chopra... did he call 911
1550
012235,650 -- 012238,096
- No.
- No. Did he call social services
1551
012239,453 -- 012241,091
- No.
- Did he call your parents
1552
012241,789 -- 012245,430
- No.
- Zarah, did Dr. Chopra, in any way,
1553
012245,993 -- 012248,132
influence your decision
to take your life
1554
012249,163 -- 012252,144
(Chuckling)
- He saved my life.
1555
012253,968 -- 012258,474
- But he did give you a bottle
of illegal prescription drugs.
1556
012258,606 -- 012301,416
Is that correct
- Yes.
1557
012301,542 -- 012305,922
- Zarah, Mr. Chopra
was an irresponsible young man
1558
012306,047 -- 012308,027
who failed in his basic civil duty.
1559
012308,149 -- 012310,686
- Objection, Your Honour!
- Sustained!
1560
012311,318 -- 012313,423
- I stand corrected, sir.
Thank you, Zarah.
1561
012316,424 -- 012318,529
(Judge) Careful, Mr. Wilcher.
1562
012324,665 -- 012326,941
- My parents used to bring me here
when I was little.
1563
012328,269 -- 012330,215
I like to come out here
when I miss them.
1564
012332,473 -- 012333,781
- Look at each plane.
1565
012334,508 -- 012338,251
So many different people,
so many different dreams.
1566
012339,380 -- 012341,758
How many of them actually come true
1567
012343,117 -- 012346,121
- Your dream of becoming a doctor
has turned into a real nightmare, huh
1568
012349,557 -- 012352,094
- I was bound by an oath that Hook.
1569
012353,427 -- 012354,838
- You always keep your promises
1570
012355,863 -- 012357,900
- Yeah, of course.
1571
012359,400 -- 012401,175
(Wind whistling)
1572
012405,906 -- 012408,011
(Chuckling)
1573
012425,493 -- 012429,066
(Wilcher) Can you tell me
how you justify...
1574
012430,331 -- 012433,540
a tip that is 5 times your cab fare
1575
012435,836 -- 012439,374
- Sir, from what I understand,
in some professions,
1576
012439,507 -- 012442,954
people charge $50
for just 5 minutes of service.
1577
012443,077 -- 012444,681
(Wilcher) Prostitutes.
1578
012445,780 -- 012446,815
- Lawyers.
1579
012446,947 -- 012448,483
(Audience laughing)
1580
012448,616 -- 012449,754
(Gavel hitting block)
1581
012449,884 -- 012451,158
(Judge); Order!
1582
012451,285 -- 012455,791
- I'm glad that you're having
a good time here, Mr. Chopra,
1583
012456,457 -- 012500,303
but tell me,
there are millions of needy in India,
1584
012500,427 -- 012504,307
yet you fly 7,000 miles to come here
and treat people for free
1585
012505,132 -- 012507,134
- I came hereto heal people,
1586
012508,469 -- 012510,210
no matter where they come from.
1587
012510,805 -- 012512,842
- That's very, very moving,
1588
012514,041 -- 012515,748
and so sincere.
1589
012517,077 -- 012518,647
But tell me,
1590
012519,914 -- 012523,384
did you at any time know
that what you were doing was illegal
1591
012524,952 -- 012528,263
- I had taken an oath--
- Yes or no, Mr. Chopra
1592
012531,458 -- 012532,459
- Yes.
1593
012534,995 -- 012536,633
Yes, I did.
1594
012539,166 -- 012540,839
- Thank you, Mr. Chopra.
1595
012542,970 -- 012544,745
- You may step down, Mr. Chopra.
1596
012546,574 -- 012548,850
(Echoing) Mr. Chopra, you may step down.
1597
012615,369 -- 012619,840
(Whispering) I swear to fulfill,
to the best of my ability and judgment...
1598
012619,974 -- 012622,318
- Uh, we're finished with the witness.
- Please, Your Honour!
1599
012622,443 -- 012626,858
- May I always act so as to preserve
the finest traditions of my calling...
1600
012628,515 -- 012634,193
iand may I long experience the joy
of healing those who may seek my help.i
1601
012636,557 -- 012639,800
iI will remember
that I do not treat a fever chart,i
1602
012640,728 -- 012642,173
ia cancerous growth,i
1603
012643,230 -- 012645,141
but a sick human being.
1604
012646,166 -- 012650,012
I will remember that I remain
a member of society
1605
012650,137 -- 012653,118
with special obligations
to all human beings.
1606
012654,041 -- 012657,716
I will respect the hard-won scientific gains
1607
012657,845 -- 012700,883
of those physicians in whose steps l walk.
1608
012702,583 -- 012707,293
iI will remember that warmth,
sympathy and understanding...i
1609
012708,155 -- 012711,932
imay outweigh the surgeon's knife
or the chemist's drug.i
1610
012713,160 -- 012715,766
iI will no! permit race, religion,i
1611
012715,896 -- 012718,433
nationality or social standing
1612
012718,565 -- 012722,843
intervene between my duty
and my patients.
1613
012723,671 -- 012727,915
iIf I do not violate this oath,
may I be respected while I live,i
1614
012728,042 -- 012729,885
iremembered affectionately thereafter.i
1615
012736,417 -- 012739,057
- Your Honour, may I
1616
012745,225 -- 012748,695
Dr. Chopra, what did you just recite
1617
012750,297 -- 012753,835
- The Hippocratic Oath.
- Why'
1618
012754,835 -- 012756,576
- Because I swore to it.
1619
012757,972 -- 012801,886
- Dr. Chopra, do you believe
that what you did was right
1620
012802,776 -- 012804,949
- With all my heart, yes.
1621
012808,282 -- 012812,389
And had I not done so,
I would've betrayed my profession...
1622
012813,988 -- 012815,729
and everything I believe in.
1623
012817,057 -- 012818,035
- Thank you.
1624
012819,994 -- 012820,972
Your Honour.
1625
012825,766 -- 012826,710
(Sighing)
1626
012826,834 -- 012830,976
- Do you want our great medical system
to be run by cabbies
1627
012831,105 -- 012832,641
No.
1628
012832,773 -- 012838,189
I urge you to disregard
Mr. Chopra's celebrity status
1629
012838,312 -- 012840,189
and his phony philanthropy,
1630
012841,982 -- 012844,724
and keep in mind
his utter contempt for the law.
1631
012845,919 -- 012850,095
- Dr. Chopra is a doctor of medicine.
1632
012851,358 -- 012852,769
He upheld an oath...
1633
012853,794 -- 012857,298
that transcends borders,
languages, cultures.
1634
012858,165 -- 012900,167
Members of the jury, I ask you
1635
012901,035 -- 012903,481
what if you were in the back of that cab
1636
012903,604 -- 012905,379
(Soft music)
1637
012905,506 -- 012907,747
Would you find this man guilty
1638
012907,875 -- 012910,287
iif I! was your life that he savedi
1639
012912,346 -- 012914,383
What if it was the life of your child
1640
012920,354 -- 012921,799
(Protesters, chanting) Cabbie! Cabbie...!
(Woman) We love you, Dr. Cabbie!
1641
012922,056 -- 012923,399
(Protesters, chanting) Cabbie! Cabbie...!
(Woman) We love you, Dr. Cabbie!
1642
012925,092 -- 012926,036
We love you!
1643
012926,160 -- 012927,901
(Protesters cheering)
1644
012928,028 -- 012930,338
(Reporters shouting)
1645
012932,366 -- 012933,777
- Any comment, please!
1646
012933,901 -- 012936,347
- I'm trying to get you to deliver my baby!
1647
012937,171 -- 012938,650
(Woman) We love you!
1648
012941,642 -- 012942,950
- Has the jury reached a verdict
1649
012943,710 -- 012945,087
- Yes, we have, Your Honour.
1650
012945,212 -- 012948,056
- On the charge of impersonating
a doctor, what say you
1651
012948,182 -- 012949,126
- Not guilty.
1652
012949,249 -- 012950,193
(Audience sighing)
1653
012950,317 -- 012953,127
- On the charge of criminal negligence
causing bodily harm
1654
012953,253 -- 012954,459
- Not guilty.
1655
012954,588 -- 012956,033
(Audience exclaiming)
1656
012956,156 -- 012957,396
(Gavel hitting block)
1657
012958,459 -- 013001,440
i- And possessing and dispensing
controlled drugs without a licensei
1658
013001,562 -- 013002,734
- Guilty.
1659
013002,863 -- 013005,867
- Members of the jury,
thank you for your time.
1660
013005,999 -- 013009,879
- Your Honour, the prosecution recommends
a minimum 4-year jail term,
1661
013010,003 -- 013013,712
after which, since Mr. Chopra
is not a citizen of our country,
1662
013013,841 -- 013015,650
we recommend that he be deported.
1663
013015,776 -- 013018,620
(Audience shouting)
(Tony) You can't do that!
1664
013019,446 -- 013021,722
- Order!
(Tony) Idiot!
1665
013021,849 -- 013024,227
- I'll pronounce
the sentence in 2 hours.
1666
013024,351 -- 013025,455
- All rise!
1667
013029,456 -- 013030,457
(Woman) Excuse me...
1668
013032,092 -- 013033,662
- Come on. We don't have much time.
1669
013033,794 -- 013035,171
- Where are we going
- You'll see.
1670
013036,630 -- 013038,234
- Natalie! Natalie,just...
1671
013038,599 -- 013039,771
Listen, w...!
1672
013042,035 -- 013043,070
Where are we going
1673
013045,606 -- 013048,177
- Your Honour, I'd like
to present important evidence
1674
013048,308 -- 013050,686
before sentencing the accused.
- Miss Wilman,
1675
013050,811 -- 013054,486
evidence comes before
the guiltynot-guilty thing.
1676
013054,615 -- 013056,424
(Chuckling)
1677
013057,251 -- 013059,094
It's against my better judgment,
1678
013100,287 -- 013101,857
but you may proceed.
1679
013101,989 -- 013105,027
- Your honour,
I ask you to consider the value
1680
013105,159 -- 013108,800
Dr. Chopra's deportation
would serve his new wife and child.
1681
013108,929 -- 013111,842
- Mr. Chopra was a bachelor
when this trial started.
1682
013111,965 -- 013113,467
What am I missing
1683
013113,600 -- 013114,601
- Well...
1684
013117,104 -- 013118,845
- Shhh!
1685
013121,408 -- 013122,648
- You ready, boss
1686
013122,776 -- 013124,653
- Come on! Come on!
1687
013127,514 -- 013130,017
Hi!
- Hi! Do you have the marriage license
1688
013130,150 -- 013132,528
- Yeah, here you go.
- Marriage license
1689
013132,653 -- 013134,655
- Yeah, you signed that when you signed me.
1690
013134,788 -- 013136,825
Always read the fine print, Dr. Chopra.
1691
013138,425 -- 013140,496
Nervous Me too.
It's my first time.
1692
013140,627 -- 013143,198
(Witnesses laughing)
1693
013144,665 -- 013147,612
- Do you want me to marry you
only so I can stay in this country
1694
013149,002 -- 013152,643
- No, I... want you to marry me
because you love me.
1695
013157,211 -- 013158,281
No!
1696
013159,112 -- 013200,955
- Idiot!
1697
013201,682 -- 013202,683
- What is he doing
1698
013203,283 -- 013205,194
- Is there an objection
1699
013205,319 -- 013208,232
- Yes! I... I object.
1700
013209,523 -- 013211,332
(Nellie, whispering) Deepu, don't!
1701
013211,458 -- 013214,166
- I'm sorry, I... I can't marry you.
1702
013214,294 -- 013215,398
(Nellie) No!
1703
013215,529 -- 013216,837
- Not like this.
1704
013220,367 -- 013221,812
- -Deepu!!
1705
013234,915 -- 013236,258
- Natalie...
1706
013237,684 -- 013239,664
I don't know what tomorrow will bring...
1707
013241,355 -- 013242,925
but with you as my wife
1708
013244,091 -- 013245,764
and Ganesh as my son,
1709
013247,594 -- 013249,164
I know I can face it.
1710
013249,863 -- 013252,434
I promise to love you both forever.
1711
013254,201 -- 013255,839
Will you marry me
1712
013257,170 -- 013258,114
- Of course I will!
1713
013258,238 -- 013300,081
(Witnesses cheering and applauding)
1714
013307,447 -- 013309,017
- I'm so happy!
1715
013310,050 -- 013312,656
- And... now we're happily married.
1716
013312,786 -- 013314,026
(Applause)
1717
013316,857 -- 013317,858
- Thank you, Miss Wilman.
1718
013319,192 -- 013322,002
Prescribing drugs without a license
1719
013322,129 -- 013325,201
has meant ruin for many before you.
1720
013327,768 -- 013331,614
But I see more gain in sentencing you
to 500 hours of community service...
1721
013331,738 -- 013334,344
(Audience members exclaiming)
...than putting you in jail.
1722
013335,208 -- 013337,620
And you will not practise
without a license.
1723
013338,111 -- 013340,785
Considering your deep family ties
in this country,
1724
013341,648 -- 013345,289
it is this court's decision
not to deport you.
1725
013345,419 -- 013347,660
(Cheering)
1726
013349,790 -- 013350,768
(Rani) We did n!
1727
013350,891 -- 013352,529
- This court is adjourned.
(Gavel banging)
1728
013352,659 -- 013354,661
(Cheering)
1729
013356,396 -- 013358,706
(Tony) Good job, everybody!
1730
013359,833 -- 013401,972
Good job, everybody. Good job!
- on!
1731
013403,303 -- 013406,147
- Ah! Ah!
1732
013406,773 -- 013409,754
- We did it!
- Let's go, let's go!
1733
013412,446 -- 013415,393
(Vijay) Rani! Rani, let's go!
1734
013415,515 -- 013418,724
(Rani) This is a good thing, right
1735
013418,852 -- 013420,024
Oh my gosh!
1736
013421,288 -- 013423,734
- Oh, Deepak!
I love you!
1737
013423,857 -- 013425,495
I love this guy!
1738
013425,625 -- 013428,834
(Bellowing)
(Laughing)
1739
013428,962 -- 013430,373
(Vijay) All right, let's eat!
1740
013431,331 -- 013433,743
(Vijay and Tony shouting, indistinct)
1741
013433,867 -- 013435,346
- Yes, yes, yes!
1742
013437,504 -- 013439,245
(Vijay) Come on, let's go!
1743
013439,373 -- 013441,375
- Natalie! Wow!
1744
013441,508 -- 013443,078
So vicious, but sexy!
1745
013443,210 -- 013446,316
Seriously, so much sexier since my baby
tumbled out of your vagina.
1746
013446,446 -- 013448,949
That's a compliment! OK, you know what
You wouldn't have given
1747
013449,082 -- 013452,689
Slum Doc here a second chance
if he hadn't seen your powdered kitty
1748
013452,819 -- 013454,628
in the back of the cab.
- Leave it, Deepak. He's drunk.
1749
013456,123 -- 013457,067
- What did you say
1750
013457,190 -- 013459,329
- I said, Birdie Num Num Num Num.
1751
013500,660 -- 013501,695
Oh!
1752
013503,897 -- 013505,137
Oh God!
1753
013505,932 -- 013507,502
- Are you OK
- Yeah, well, he just punched--
1754
013507,634 -- 013510,240
- Dick!
- Why does that feel good
1755
013510,370 -- 013512,577
I like that. I don't know why.
Oh God, that feels...
1756
013513,974 -- 013516,580
- As I was saying,
how does a honeymoon in India sound
1757
013516,710 -- 013518,656
- I'd love to see the Taj Mahal with you.
1758
013523,583 -- 013526,154
(Ringing)
1759
013535,095 -- 013536,836
- Ah!
(Speaking Hindi)
1760
013538,832 -- 013541,540
(Shouting gibberish)
1761
013548,008 -- 013549,316
Come on
1762
013549,443 -- 013552,390
(Electronic Indian music)
1763
013600,620 -- 013604,432
Woman on PM Dr. Chopra to radiology.
Dr. Chopra, radiology
1764
013604,558 -- 013606,401
- How are you feeling, honey
- Fine.
1765
013606,526 -- 013610,668
- I told you false alarms,
Braxton Hicks contractions, nothing else.
1766
013610,797 -- 013613,334
- Honey, I'd just really like
to give birth in a hospital this time,
1767
013613,467 -- 013615,640
you know what I'm saying
- You got it.
1768
013615,769 -- 013617,680
- You don't want me to fall in love
with another cabbie, do you
1769
013617,804 -- 013618,976
- Just make sure he's a doctor.
1770
013619,506 -- 013620,883
I'm living the life
1771
013620,974 -- 013622,351
I've been feeling right
1772
013622,476 -- 013625,923
It must be magic
1773
013640,494 -- 013642,440
Dr. Cabbie by Deesha
1774
013642,562 -- 013644,337
(Engine revving)
1775
013703,850 -- 013708,230
You know, I always wonder,
will we ever find a cure for cancer
1776
013708,688 -- 013710,861
iIt I'm not home
It's an emergency... $1i
1777
013710,991 -- 013712,334
- You know what I wonder'
1778
013713,827 -- 013718,367
Why is a bra singular
and panties plural
1779
013719,032 -- 013722,241
iIt My temperature is rising
and I just can't stand it $1i
1780
013722,369 -- 013725,782
it Time is running out
for you to set me free $1
1781
013725,906 -- 013728,045
Dr. Cabbie Dr. Cabbie...
1782
013728,174 -- 013729,152
- You're looking good, Tony.
1783
013729,276 -- 013731,517
Now, all I need a urine
and a stool sample.
1784
013731,645 -- 013733,056
- OK, doc!
- OK.
1785
013733,847 -- 013736,418
iTi Dr. Cabbie Dr. Cabbie
Can you fix me... $1i
1786
013736,550 -- 013738,928
What are you doing Tony, what--
- Shhh!
1787
013739,052 -- 013740,224
- Tony, what are you doing
1788
013740,854 -- 013742,731
- There you go, doc!
That's the way.
1789
013742,856 -- 013743,834
My desire
1790
013743,957 -- 013745,493
The fire's burning higher
1791
013746,192 -- 013747,796
Your body's calling me
1792
013747,928 -- 013750,033
Your body's calling me
1793
013750,163 -- 013751,767
(All shouting)
1794
013751,898 -- 013754,105
- Deepak, I am so sorry!
- I don't mean any disrespect.
1795
013754,234 -- 013755,440
- Get the (bleep!)
Sorry.
1796
013755,569 -- 013757,446
(All laughing)
1797
013805,145 -- 013807,591
- Do your nipples always get hard
when you're cold
1798
013808,148 -- 013809,286
- Only when I'm horny.
1799
013809,416 -- 013811,362
(Both laughing)
1800
013812,152 -- 013813,722
- Are you a safe driver
1801
013814,854 -- 013816,663
- Yeah, I've got a condom on right now.
1802
013816,790 -- 013817,768
(Giggling)
1803
013817,891 -- 013818,892
(Bruno) Show me!
1804
013820,393 -- 013822,805
(Laughing)
(Bleep!)
1805
013822,929 -- 013824,306
Another one
(Snickering)
1806
013824,431 -- 013827,412
Time for you to set me free
1807
013827,534 -- 013829,775
Dr. Cabbie Dr. Cabbie
1808
013829,903 -- 013833,043
it Can you fix me
Fix me up right now $1
1809
013833,173 -- 013835,278
Pick me up right now...
1810
013835,408 -- 013837,354
- How many wives do you have
1811
013838,244 -- 013840,155
- Three... a week,
1812
013840,280 -- 013842,556
hmm, until their husbands find out.
(Chuckling)
1813
013842,682 -- 013845,526
- Welcome to the Korma Sutra.
1814
013846,920 -- 013847,921
Ah!
1815
013848,955 -- 013851,333
- On!
(Laughing)
1816
013852,726 -- 013856,469
- I ask this girl, OK, politely,
3 times to go out with me.
1817
013856,596 -- 013858,906
iPolitely! And you know what she saysi
1818
013859,032 -- 013901,376
(Snapping fingers)
No. Pfft! Just like that.
1819
013901,501 -- 013904,175
- Maybe your approach is all wrong.
- What do you mean, my approach is all wrong
1820
013904,304 -- 013905,840
You're the king of approaches, or what
1821
013905,972 -- 013907,178
- OK, show me!
1822
013907,307 -- 013909,287
- You're a dude!
- Try. It'll be fun.
1823
013909,409 -- 013910,513
- OK, ahem!
1824
013912,312 -- 013915,020
iIt Time is running out
For you to set me free... $1i
1825
013915,148 -- 013916,354
Let's have sex.
1826
013917,083 -- 013919,529
- No, no, Tony--
- Wait, wait! No, no, no!
1827
013919,653 -- 013922,156
Let's have sex, please.
- Tony, you can't say that.
1828
013922,288 -- 013924,928
- What do you mean
OK, please, let's have sex.
1829
013925,625 -- 013927,798
- Tony--
- Please, let's have sex, please!
1830
013927,927 -- 013929,463
Please, please! Let's have sex, please!
- No!
1831
013929,596 -- 013931,303
- You're just like every other woman!
1832
013933,333 -- 013934,607
You suck!
1833
013945,679 -- 013947,625
(Electronic Indian music)
1834
013957,857 -- 013959,564
(Man singing in foreign language)
1835
013959,693 -- 014000,967
Uh-huh
1836
014002,028 -- 014003,029
Uh-huh
1837
014006,032 -- 014007,204
Really
1838
014019,979 -- 014021,219
Come on
1839
014059,085 -- 014100,928
(Tony rapping in foreign language)
1840
014142,929 -- 014146,376
(Man singing in foreign language)
1841
014152,071 -- 014153,641
Uh-huh
1842
014154,574 -- 014155,917
Uh-huh
1843
014156,676 -- 014200,419
Uh-huh mm-hmm
1844
014222,268 -- 014224,748
All I Need Is You
by Raghav
1845
014228,074 -- 014231,681
AH I need is you
1846
014231,811 -- 014235,623
AH I need is you
1847
014235,748 -- 014238,991
AH I need is you
1848
014239,118 -- 014242,395
it And I'm so glad
I've found you $1
1849
014243,189 -- 014246,261
it And I'm so glad
I've found you $1
1850
014248,628 -- 014252,132
it I never thought I'd ever find
a love like this $1
1851
014252,532 -- 014255,376
it I never thought I'd find
someone like you $1
1852
014256,269 -- 014259,876
iit I thought I'd go through life
being so lonely $1i
1853
014300,306 -- 014302,752
it I never thought
Pd need it like I do $1
1854
014303,509 -- 014304,579
Ooh
1855
014304,711 -- 014307,885
I wanna be your girl oh
1856
014308,314 -- 014310,419
I've been searching around the world
1857
014310,550 -- 014314,020
And all I need is you
1858
014314,153 -- 014317,532
AH I need is you
1859
014317,657 -- 014321,901
Ooh all I need is you...
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