Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 000017,216 -- 000019,253 i(Joy of Life by lrshad Khan)i 2 000039,672 -- 000041,515 (Bird chirping) 3 000047,413 -- 000049,415 (Rooster crowing) 4 000057,923 -- 000059,766 (Squawking) 5 000112,772 -- 000116,219 (Woman and child speaking Hindi in distance) 6 000117,109 -- 000119,851 (Mooing) (Speaking Hindi) 7 000126,418 -- 000129,024 (Man singing in Hindi in distance) 8 000135,528 -- 000137,371 (Horns honking) 9 000146,906 -- 000148,442 (Bell ringing) 10 000148,574 -- 000151,350 (Man) Time's up! Time's up! Finish! Finish your work! 11 000151,477 -- 000154,822 Please, time's up! Hurry up! Time's up! Come on! 12 000203,222 -- 000204,257 (Laughing) 13 000204,390 -- 000206,165 (Speaking Hindi) 14 000208,427 -- 000209,633 - Hi! - Hi, Deepak. 15 000213,299 -- 000216,473 (All) Congratulations, Deepak! 16 000216,602 -- 000218,377 (Lively music) (Cheering and laughing) 17 000218,504 -- 000221,974 (Man singing in Hindi) 18 000228,080 -- 000230,651 (Speaking Hindi) 19 000236,388 -- 000241,064 (Deepak) I swear to fulfill to the best of my ability and judgment this covenant. 20 000241,193 -- 000244,470 I will respect the hard-won scientific gains 21 000244,597 -- 000247,806 of those physicians in whose steps I walk. 22 000247,933 -- 000252,211 I will remember that warmth, sympathy and understanding 23 000252,338 -- 000254,477 may outweigh the surgeon's knife. 24 000254,607 -- 000258,419 iMay I long experience the joy of healing thosei 25 000258,544 -- 000300,387 iwho may seek my help.i 26 000300,512 -- 000302,753 iAnd I will maintain by all means in my poweri 27 000302,882 -- 000307,058 ithe honour and noble tradition of the medical profession.i 28 000307,186 -- 000308,995 (Horns honking) 29 000317,029 -- 000318,303 (Chicken clucking) 30 000320,900 -- 000323,938 Swami-ji, keep the rupees! 31 000324,069 -- 000326,015 It's all about dollars for me! 32 000326,138 -- 000327,515 (Speaking Hindi) 33 000330,709 -- 000332,552 (Laughing) 34 000340,152 -- 000341,358 (Laughing) 35 000345,491 -- 000347,164 (No dialog) 36 000353,165 -- 000355,475 (Bell dinging in distance) 37 000355,601 -- 000357,103 i(Meow-l)i 38 000359,371 -- 000400,315 (Cow exhaling) 39 000400,439 -- 000403,613 Show some respect now, huh I'm a doctor! 40 000403,742 -- 000406,052 (Cow grunting) 41 000441,447 -- 000443,256 (Speaking Hindi) 42 000443,382 -- 000445,794 (Children playing in distance) 43 000450,322 -- 000451,357 Ma! 44 000451,490 -- 000452,434 (Gasping) 45 000452,558 -- 000455,630 Dr. Deepak Veer Chopra. 46 000456,395 -- 000458,306 MD. - on! 47 000501,000 -- 000502,502 Doctor! 48 000504,236 -- 000506,876 Your father would've been so proud of you today! 49 000507,006 -- 000509,384 - He would've been proud of you, Ma. 50 000509,508 -- 000511,112 You've worked so hard for us. 51 000512,678 -- 000514,817 Ma! Ma! 52 000517,282 -- 000518,590 Last time! 53 000529,294 -- 000531,501 I want us to experience the world now! 54 000531,630 -- 000535,544 And, Ma, I can heal people anywhere! 55 000535,667 -- 000537,669 (Speaking Hindi) 56 000537,803 -- 000539,373 Ma 57 000543,175 -- 000544,210 Ma! 58 000544,343 -- 000545,481 (Chuckling) 59 000545,611 -- 000547,887 (Both laughing) 60 000550,049 -- 000551,722 - Ma, pack up these spices now! 61 000551,850 -- 000554,421 We'll need them to keep us warm. 62 000554,553 -- 000558,023 We are moving to the land of opportunity. 63 000558,157 -- 000601,104 - Honey... I thought we were going to Canada. 64 000601,226 -- 000603,069 (Both laughing) - Let's go! 65 000607,699 -- 000609,076 (All laughing) 66 000609,201 -- 000611,238 (Nellie shouting in Hindi) 67 000619,011 -- 000621,389 (Nellie chuckling) So many white people, new 68 000621,513 -- 000624,289 (Deepak) Ma, did you know the entire country once belonged to the Indians 69 000624,416 -- 000626,657 - Amazing! Indians! 70 000628,053 -- 000629,225 (Both) Hello! 71 000630,589 -- 000634,264 - Dr. Deepak Veer Chopra. Really 72 000634,393 -- 000637,306 (Chuckling) Millions of us Indians share many names, 73 000637,429 -- 000639,670 but there's only one great Dr. Deepak Chopra. 74 000640,232 -- 000641,734 - You also! 75 000641,867 -- 000643,471 - And Vijay Sharma sponsored you 76 000643,602 -- 000644,876 - Yes! He's my brother! 77 000646,138 -- 000648,311 He's got the best Indian restaurant in Toronto 78 000648,440 -- 000649,646 iKorma Suva!i 79 000649,775 -- 000650,913 (Both laughing, stamp clicking) 80 000651,043 -- 000654,149 Susan, you should come there sometime if you like Indian food. 81 000654,279 -- 000655,553 We'll give you big discount! 82 000655,681 -- 000657,183 - Welcome to Canada. - Thank you, ma'am! 83 000657,316 -- 000658,795 - Thank you! Thank you! 84 000658,917 -- 000701,420 Look how quickly she stamped our passports! 85 000701,553 -- 000703,829 These Chinese, they're just like us! - OK! 86 000703,956 -- 000705,993 - They love discounts even more than sex! 87 000706,125 -- 000707,468 - Shhh! Shhh! Let's go! 88 000707,593 -- 000709,595 (Nellie) Carefully! We have to find your uncle Vijay. 89 000710,696 -- 000713,176 - OK! (Vijay) Over here! Over here! 90 000713,298 -- 000716,438 (Vijay exclaiming, women laughing) 91 000717,970 -- 000719,176 - Who are these girls 92 000720,105 -- 000721,675 - Must be his assistants, new 93 000721,807 -- 000723,753 (Vijay exclaiming, woman laughing) 94 000723,876 -- 000725,355 - Hey, Uncle! 95 000725,477 -- 000729,425 (Vijay) Welcome to Toronto! Huh 96 000729,548 -- 000732,324 (Deepak) So, Uncle, where's all the snow 97 000733,785 -- 000735,594 'WOW! - Huh 98 000735,721 -- 000737,325 (Laughing) - Beautiful house, Uncle! 99 000737,456 -- 000739,197 (Speaking Hindi) Very nice! 100 000739,324 -- 000740,894 - And where is she 101 000741,026 -- 000743,028 - Uncle, when do we meet Rani 102 000743,162 -- 000746,109 - Viju, you never told us where did you meet her 103 000746,231 -- 000747,938 - Uh,where - Huh, where 104 000748,066 -- 000750,774 (Speaking Hindi) - She's coming. 105 000752,004 -- 000754,006 (Hindi music) 106 000756,975 -- 000759,387 Huh What do you think 107 000759,511 -- 000800,854 Huh 108 000802,748 -- 000806,525 (Slowly) Welcome to your new home. 109 000806,652 -- 000808,893 (Both speaking Hindi) 110 000809,021 -- 000810,193 Namaste! 111 000810,322 -- 000811,801 (Both) Namaste! 112 000811,924 -- 000815,133 - I hope you brought your appetites. I've been cooking up a storm! 113 000815,260 -- 000816,603 - Buzz, buzz, buzz! 114 000817,663 -- 000818,801 Beautiful! 115 000820,365 -- 000821,309 - Let's eat! 116 000821,433 -- 000823,572 (Enter the Gate by Anwar Khurshid and Paul Deslauriers on stereo) 117 000823,702 -- 000824,646 - That's fine. Thank you! 118 000824,770 -- 000827,751 - Mmm! Rani, there's already enough food! 119 000827,873 -- 000829,250 - Oh, but the Dalai Lama says, 120 000829,374 -- 000832,412 One must approach both love and cooking with reckless abandon. 121 000832,544 -- 000833,716 - Uh-huh! 122 000835,347 -- 000838,021 Oh, your auntie warships the snake god. 123 000838,150 -- 000841,495 - But, Uncle, isn't the snake god a cobra 124 000842,688 -- 000847,603 - Um, there are no cobras here, so she worships the rattlesnake god. 125 000847,726 -- 000849,706 (Nellie) on! - Lamb 126 000849,828 -- 000852,035 - No, thank you, Auntie! I don't eat meat! 127 000852,164 -- 000854,872 (Laughing) My Deepu is a grass eater! 128 000855,000 -- 000855,944 - Um... 129 000856,068 -- 000858,139 - But I'll have some! (Laughing and panting) 130 000900,806 -- 000902,615 - Nellie (indistinct) 131 000902,741 -- 000904,846 - Thank you! Uncle, can I serve you 132 000904,977 -- 000906,615 - Please! - Mmm! 133 000906,745 -- 000907,723 Looks tasty! 134 000907,846 -- 000909,086 i- Uh. good!i 135 000909,214 -- 000911,285 (Panting) Naan 136 000911,416 -- 000912,394 - Thank you! 137 000912,517 -- 000914,121 - Naan 138 000914,253 -- 000915,755 - Thank you! 139 000915,887 -- 000917,298 (Laughing) Naan! 140 000917,422 -- 000919,925 - Where did you learn to cook Indian food 141 000920,058 -- 000921,093 - TV! 142 000921,226 -- 000923,729 - Uncle Auntie You've been godsends. 143 000923,862 -- 000927,742 Supporting my education and now sponsoring us 144 000927,866 -- 000931,143 Really, words can't express how thankful lam 145 000931,270 -- 000933,079 for everything you've done for Ma and me. 146 000933,205 -- 000935,412 - Don't thank me. It was your aunt's idea. 147 000935,540 -- 000937,247 She wanted us all to be together. 148 000937,376 -- 000938,548 (Laughing) 149 000938,677 -- 000939,655 - Really - Thank you, Auntie! 150 000939,778 -- 000941,155 (Laughing) You're welcome! 151 000941,280 -- 000943,487 To my lovely Indian family! 152 000943,615 -- 000944,593 (Laughing and panting) 153 000944,716 -- 000945,694 (AH) Cheers! 154 000946,752 -- 000948,322 - I'll drink to that! 155 000948,453 -- 000950,126 - But Neelu-ji, you've never drank alcohol before! 156 000950,255 -- 000952,098 - Well, I've never been on a plane before! 157 000952,224 -- 000953,999 (Nellie, Deepak and Rani) Cheers! 158 000954,126 -- 000955,764 (Laughing) I like Canada! 159 000955,894 -- 000957,271 (Laughing) It likes you! 160 000958,397 -- 000959,341 - Ma (coughing) 161 000959,464 -- 001000,670 Ma, are you OK 162 001000,799 -- 001002,403 (Coughing) 163 001002,534 -- 001004,741 (Speaking Hindi) 164 001004,870 -- 001008,408 - I would be proud to be a pan 165 001008,540 -- 001010,486 of your medical team. 166 001011,076 -- 001015,889 Sincerely, Dr. Deepak Veer Chopra. 167 001016,014 -- 001017,186 (Beeping) 168 001017,316 -- 001019,318 (Sighing) 169 001022,487 -- 001023,795 That was fast! 170 001025,324 -- 001028,203 i(Woman on computer) Hey, sexy! You're so big!i 171 001028,327 -- 001031,399 iDo you know what else is big These massive savings!i 172 001031,530 -- 001034,909 iClick now and we can have some fun! Click right here!i 173 001036,501 -- 001038,674 (Birds chirping in distance) 174 001038,804 -- 001041,307 - A slice of cucumber on each eye; 175 001041,440 -- 001043,943 my idea of a perfectly balanced diet. 176 001044,076 -- 001045,180 - Really 177 001048,447 -- 001049,858 - Hello, ladies! 178 001049,981 -- 001052,154 - Hot stone massage at 500 179 001052,284 -- 001053,729 - Yes, yes! Let's get stoned! 180 001053,852 -- 001057,197 - Deepak! Looks like you just got some good news! 181 001057,322 -- 001058,562 - It's a job offer! 182 001058,690 -- 001100,829 I can feel it from the bottom of my heart! 183 001100,959 -- 001103,872 - I can also feel it from my bottom! My Deepu! 184 001103,995 -- 001106,407 - OK, guys, no need to get excited. 185 001106,531 -- 001108,568 It's just an interview call-in. 186 001108,700 -- 001111,146 (All cheering and exclaiming) 187 001111,269 -- 001114,546 (Laughing) Guys! It's just an interview! Come on! 188 001114,673 -- 001115,617 (Vijay exclaiming) 189 001115,741 -- 001117,880 (Lively music) 190 001140,966 -- 001143,913 i(Deepak) Come on, Deepak! Confidence!i 191 001144,035 -- 001146,606 i(Exhaling sharply) You can do this. You're a good doctor! Yes!i 192 001146,738 -- 001148,445 Good morning! Good morning! 193 001148,573 -- 001151,213 My name is Deepak V... Good morning! 194 001151,343 -- 001153,345 My name is Dr. Deepak Veer Chopra. 195 001153,478 -- 001155,424 I'm caring and I'm compassionate. 196 001155,547 -- 001157,390 Yes, that's it! I'm a dedicated-- 197 001157,516 -- 001200,360 (Person passing gas, toilet flushing) 198 001208,693 -- 001210,036 Good day! 199 001216,435 -- 001217,937 - Congratulations! 200 001218,069 -- 001220,777 You've excelled at the Medical Council Evaluating Exams! 201 001220,906 -- 001224,183 - Despite your excellent exam results, 202 001224,309 -- 001227,916 the Canadian Medical Association requires a 4-year residency. 203 001228,046 -- 001231,323 - I graduated from a well-respected medical school in India. 204 001231,450 -- 001234,124 (Chuckling) on, India! Yeah! I love India! 205 001234,653 -- 001236,291 I went to an ashram out of college. 206 001236,421 -- 001237,764 (Chuckling) Namaste! 207 001237,889 -- 001241,803 Anyway, Indian medical training isn't familiar to us. 208 001241,927 -- 001245,465 - But I also know that this country has a shortfall of 26,000 doctors. 209 001245,597 -- 001247,338 I'm confident that my credentials-- 210 001247,466 -- 001250,470 - We can't travel the world evaluating every medical school! 211 001250,602 -- 001252,809 - We must provide competent healthcare here. 212 001252,938 -- 001255,942 - Millions of people who can't find a family doctor are clogging-- 213 001256,074 -- 001257,678 - Our emergency rooms. 214 001257,809 -- 001300,187 - I've had every door slammed in my face. 215 001300,312 -- 001302,519 I've rewritten every exam successfully! 216 001302,647 -- 001305,457 - Being a doctor is not only about treating patients... 217 001305,584 -- 001307,120 - It's about having patience! 218 001307,252 -- 001309,459 - Maybe you'd like to try another career, 219 001309,588 -- 001313,661 perhaps nursing or massage therapy, Mr. uh... 220 001313,792 -- 001314,793 (Sighing) 221 001314,926 -- 001315,927 Brown. 222 001318,096 -- 001320,007 (Both talking indistinctly) 223 001322,400 -- 001323,845 (Grunting) - Sorry! 224 001335,947 -- 001337,949 - Decaf latte with a heart for my favourite guy! 225 001338,083 -- 001340,029 - What do I owe you - Oh no, it's on me. 226 001340,151 -- 001341,858 - Oh, thanks! - Have a good day! 227 001349,361 -- 001351,204 (Soft music) 228 001414,286 -- 001417,199 Can I help the next customer - Just one second! 229 001417,322 -- 001419,131 - Hey! What can I get for you 230 001423,395 -- 001424,567 Coffee 231 001424,696 -- 001426,539 (Sighing) 232 001426,665 -- 001428,770 (Slowly) Coffee 233 001430,035 -- 001432,948 - I'm... I'm so sorry! I've just had such a bad day. 234 001433,071 -- 001435,347 I can't get a job here... 235 001435,473 -- 001438,545 - We've all had those. Bye-bye! - Thanks! 236 001438,677 -- 001440,384 - Can I help the next clown 237 001441,513 -- 001444,255 - I'll take whatever's cheapest, the bathroom key and a plunger. 238 001444,382 -- 001446,225 (Whispering) OK! - And move on it, Blondie! 239 001446,351 -- 001447,728 I'm shitting in my pants here! 240 001447,852 -- 001449,331 (Horns honking) 241 001450,655 -- 001452,225 (Tires screeching) (Lively music) 242 001454,726 -- 001456,763 (Tires screeching) (Man) Hey! Watch it! 243 001459,230 -- 001502,177 - Hey! Mr. India! Where are you going 244 001503,134 -- 001504,135 - I don't know. 245 001504,269 -- 001505,907 - What In life, or... 246 001506,037 -- 001508,210 (Sighing) - I have to go! 247 001508,340 -- 001509,717 - W-w-wait! OK! OK! 248 001509,841 -- 001512,754 Today, I give you 50% off to all sad Indians. Come! 249 001512,877 -- 001513,821 - That's fine! 250 001513,945 -- 001517,654 - What a beautiful face, huh One smile! One smile! One smile! 251 001517,782 -- 001519,489 Huh Huh Come, come, come, come! 252 001519,618 -- 001520,926 No, no! In the front! 253 001521,052 -- 001522,963 Indian style! Brothers, brothers! Come! 254 001524,089 -- 001525,659 (Trilling) OK, come! 255 001525,790 -- 001526,734 (Laughing) 256 001526,858 -- 001529,737 What do you do - I'm a doctor. 257 001529,861 -- 001532,364 - You're a doctor Check one thing, doctor! 258 001532,497 -- 001534,272 (Laughing) Small joke! Don't mind! Don't mind! 259 001534,399 -- 001535,878 Where are you going 260 001536,968 -- 001538,504 - Korma Sutra Restaurant. 261 001538,637 -- 001542,642 - Hey! Free diarrhea with every plate of butler chicken, boss! 262 001542,774 -- 001544,344 And that owner's so horny, man! 263 001544,476 -- 001547,116 He must be judging the chicken nipples inappropriately also. 264 001547,245 -- 001548,622 - He's my uncle. 265 001548,747 -- 001550,920 - Nice guy! Very nice guy! 266 001552,150 -- 001554,289 Oh, and that white snake lady, man! 267 001554,419 -- 001556,456 I'd love to show her my python. 268 001556,588 -- 001559,091 - Hey! She's my auntie! And she's very sweet. 269 001559,224 -- 001600,760 - Oh, yeah! - Show some respect! 270 001600,892 -- 001601,870 - Nice lady, huh Great! 271 001601,993 -- 001604,564 - Yeah, she is! - Oh, wow! 272 001604,696 -- 001606,972 (Honking horn) Look at this hottie, huh 273 001608,099 -- 001609,601 Ooh! Ass-testis! 274 001609,734 -- 001611,509 Hey! Excuse me, miss 275 001611,636 -- 001613,377 Wanna play doctor with my friend He's an MD. 276 001613,505 -- 001615,576 - No! Shhh! - And what are you The nurse 277 001615,707 -- 001619,484 - Actually, I'm a-- I specialize in little pussy cats! 278 001619,611 -- 001622,148 - And I specialize in cracking nuts. 279 001622,280 -- 001623,623 - Anytime! 280 001624,849 -- 001626,328 - I don't know him. 281 001626,451 -- 001627,987 I'm really sor... 282 001628,119 -- 001629,393 - Whoa! 283 001629,521 -- 001632,001 Call me tonight, huh 555-SEXY. 284 001632,123 -- 001634,660 Area code 416. My name is Tony! 285 001634,793 -- 001636,898 (Laughing, horn honking) 286 001637,028 -- 001638,063 (Both laughing) 287 001638,196 -- 001639,869 - Thanks! - Anytime, boss! 288 001641,199 -- 001642,974 - Be good! - Hey, boss 289 001643,968 -- 001646,881 Call, eh, if you need a cab, or a drink or a friend 290 001647,005 -- 001649,076 or some hard chicks masala style! 291 001649,207 -- 001652,017 (Both laughing) - Right now, all I need is a job. 292 001652,143 -- 001653,713 - Hey, buddy! That too! 293 001654,479 -- 001656,516 Tony's got your back. - Thanks! 294 001659,484 -- 001700,724 (Cell ringing) 295 001700,852 -- 001705,096 i- Hi, Tony! This is Simone, the nutcracker...i 296 001705,223 -- 001708,033 (Woman laughing, bell ringing) 297 001708,159 -- 001711,402 i(The Blue Danube by Johan Strauss ll)i 298 001711,529 -- 001714,703 i(Vijay) Deepu, no job here is too big or too small.i 299 001714,833 -- 001716,073 iThis is just temporary.i 300 001716,201 -- 001717,305 No! 301 001718,970 -- 001720,074 - Oh! My“ - Oh! 302 001720,205 -- 001722,276 - What are you doing - I'm sorry! 303 001723,074 -- 001724,246 (Grunting) 304 001725,310 -- 001726,721 (Metal clanging) 305 001726,845 -- 001729,086 (Men and women exclaiming, Vijay gasping) 306 001729,214 -- 001730,921 (Screaming) 307 001732,684 -- 001735,392 Oh! Oh! 308 001735,520 -- 001738,296 (Timer beeping) 309 001738,423 -- 001740,096 - Stop your surgery, Doc! 310 001740,225 -- 001742,296 - Yes, Uncle! - Come! Come with me! 311 001742,427 -- 001744,907 - What happened - Come, come, come, come! 312 001747,532 -- 001751,139 That is Dr. Calvin Porter, famous plastic surgeon. 313 001751,269 -- 001753,271 Take good care of him and he'll hook you up. 314 001753,404 -- 001755,782 (Deepak) With his daughter - No!With a job! 315 001755,907 -- 001758,080 And that's not his daughter. His daughter's much older. 316 001758,209 -- 001759,711 That's his wife. - Wow! 317 001759,844 -- 001803,917 - I think he implanted all of the Silicon Valley right there! 318 001804,048 -- 001806,460 - Come on! - Huh' Huh' 319 001807,418 -- 001808,726 (Bell dinging) 320 001808,853 -- 001811,766 Wow! This one will surely impress! 321 001811,890 -- 001814,029 - Ugh! - Go, go, go! 322 001814,392 -- 001816,429 - This, Uncle - Go! 323 001819,097 -- 001820,940 - Uncle... (Sighing) 324 001821,065 -- 001822,476 (Laughing) 325 001827,405 -- 001829,612 Good evening, doctor! 326 001829,741 -- 001831,516 (Both laughing) -Hi! 327 001831,643 -- 001833,088 - Yes, yes! - It's cute! 328 001833,211 -- 001835,157 - Cute! (Woman and Dr. Porter laughing) 329 001835,280 -- 001838,818 Uh... we're happy to offer you our breast-- 330 001838,950 -- 001840,156 (Woman laughing) I mean-- 331 001840,285 -- 001843,459 (Woman screaming) (Dr. Porter) You're a downright idiot! 332 001844,155 -- 001845,099 Don't touch her breasts! 333 001845,223 -- 001847,134 - It's OK, I'm a doctor! - So am I! 334 001847,258 -- 001848,601 (Screaming) 335 001848,726 -- 001850,433 - I'm so sorry! 336 001850,562 -- 001851,768 Calm down! I'm 30-- 337 001851,896 -- 001854,638 (Deepak and woman screaming) 338 001856,134 -- 001857,875 It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! 339 001858,002 -- 001900,312 - No, no, no! Don't go! - I'm sorry! 340 001900,438 -- 001902,816 - We're never eating here again! - Please don't go! 341 001902,941 -- 001904,318 - Punjabi perverts! 342 001904,442 -- 001907,048 - What's wrong with you You can't even serve lobster 343 001907,178 -- 001908,316 What idiot made you a doctor 344 001908,446 -- 001911,052 - Do you think I came here to work in your shitty restaurant 345 001911,182 -- 001912,661 Keep your stupid hat! 346 001914,953 -- 001916,990 - Fifteen years I've slogged to get where I am! 347 001917,121 -- 001919,397 And you want everything in 15 days 348 001921,292 -- 001923,966 (Grunting) (Glass shattering) 349 001925,630 -- 001927,974 (Grunting, cat howling) 350 001928,099 -- 001929,942 (Cats meowing) 351 001939,010 -- 001940,080 (Laughing) 352 001940,211 -- 001941,849 - A little lower! - Mmm! 353 001941,980 -- 001943,186 (Cell ringing) 354 001943,314 -- 001947,490 - What up, doctor - Tony I need a drink. 355 001947,619 -- 001950,862 (Laughter) So, I'm fighting this lobster, 356 001950,989 -- 001953,094 and the husband says, Don't touch my wife's boobs! 357 001953,224 -- 001955,568 I'm like, Your wife has boobs in her lobster! 358 001955,693 -- 001957,229 - Take my wiener! Take my wiener! Touch it! 359 001957,362 -- 001959,774 With your mouth! Take the wiener! - I don't want it! 360 001959,898 -- 002001,707 - He doesn't want it. Give it to me. 361 002001,833 -- 002003,779 - Tell me one thing. Why are you such an elitist 362 002003,902 -- 002005,904 Why don't you wanna join us You think you're too good to be a cabbie 363 002006,037 -- 002008,916 Join us! Be a cabbie like us! - Cabbie, me 364 002009,040 -- 002012,783 - OK, so what, this guy's saying he's better off wearing stupid hats, 365 002012,911 -- 002015,983 looking at boobies, putting stupid lobsters in there, looking around! 366 002017,215 -- 002019,718 - Listen, I don't know anything about lobsters, OK, 367 002019,851 -- 002021,228 but I heard Tony has crabs. 368 002021,352 -- 002022,763 - Whoa! - Ah! 369 002022,887 -- 002026,391 You wanna see my crabs Come, come! You like seafood 370 002026,524 -- 002029,801 (Lily shouting, indistinct) - I'll cut off all 2 inches of it right now! 371 002029,928 -- 002031,601 - Simone! - Hmm, what's up 372 002031,729 -- 002032,901 - Where did you find this lowlife 373 002033,031 -- 002035,910 - I saw his blue balls hanging off the back of his cab, 374 002036,034 -- 002037,911 and I just felt so sorry for him! 375 002038,036 -- 002039,276 - Hey, hey, hey! 376 002039,404 -- 002041,941 - Guys, I should... I should go. 377 002042,073 -- 002044,986 - Go, yeah! What you should do is come to work with me tomorrow! 378 002045,109 -- 002048,147 - Yeah! - Come on! Come just pan-time! 379 002048,279 -- 002052,125 - Guys, I'm a doctor! 380 002052,250 -- 002054,321 - I'm a Ph.D. in psychology. 381 002054,452 -- 002056,329 - Physics graduate! Beijing U. 382 002056,921 -- 002058,832 - And Tony graduated from driving school! 383 002058,957 -- 002101,267 - I didn't wanna study like all you idiots, OK 384 002101,392 -- 002104,396 I always knew I was gonna be a cabbie. I'm just not a dickhead! 385 002104,529 -- 002106,531 - I guess that's me 386 002107,565 -- 002108,635 Dr. Dickhead! 387 002108,766 -- 002112,179 (All laughing except Deepak) 388 002112,303 -- 002114,977 (All repeating except Deepak) Dickhead! Dickhead! Dickhead! 389 002118,876 -- 002119,911 - What up, Pete 390 002121,713 -- 002123,249 Leave me hangin', bro! 391 002125,149 -- 002127,288 This is, uh, Deepak, who I told you about. 392 002127,418 -- 002130,865 He comes from 3 generations of the finest cabbies. 393 002130,989 -- 002133,970 And, uh, this is our boss, Pete. He comes from 3 generations 394 002134,092 -- 002135,799 of the smelliest, grumpy fans. 395 002136,494 -- 002138,337 - What the hell are you still doing here 396 002139,630 -- 002140,665 - I love you too! 397 002141,899 -- 002143,310 - Doctor, huh 398 002143,434 -- 002145,107 Hmm! 399 002145,903 -- 002148,281 Well, son, like we haven't seen one of those in here before. 400 002148,406 -- 002152,445 - Sir, these days I feel like a victim of some grand cosmic joke. 401 002152,577 -- 002154,887 - Yeah, you and me both. 402 002155,013 -- 002158,620 We've now got more Ph.D.'s in here than Harvard. 403 002202,587 -- 002203,827 - Sir 404 002203,955 -- 002205,195 - Hmm... 405 002205,323 -- 002208,896 - I don't mean to be rude, but how are you treating your cancer 406 002209,027 -- 002210,836 - Oh, what the hell' 407 002212,030 -- 002213,008 (Sighing) 408 002213,131 -- 002215,202 - The anti-nausea pills... 409 002215,767 -- 002220,147 Look, I'm not an oncologist, but I can still help. 410 002220,271 -- 002223,844 (Chuckling) Yeah! OK... 411 002224,976 -- 002226,717 I have lung cancer. 412 002227,345 -- 002229,655 Chemo didn't work. - I'm sorry! 413 002229,781 -- 002232,887 - Oh, don't be sorry. I'm the one who smoked. 414 002235,219 -- 002236,857 Come over here. 415 002236,988 -- 002241,232 Baby... OK! Right there! 416 002244,062 -- 002246,565 Remember, you're a cabbie, not a pilot. - Yes, yes! 417 002247,031 -- 002248,533 - No drinking, no drugs. 418 002248,666 -- 002250,168 - No! - No sex. 419 002250,301 -- 002252,281 I got eyes in every cab! 420 002252,970 -- 002255,177 Shut up! Don't smile! 421 002255,306 -- 002257,377 (Shutter clicking) 422 002257,508 -- 002300,352 - Deepu! You're not a cabbie! 423 002300,478 -- 002302,754 You're a doctor! - And why do you have to move out 424 002302,880 -- 002305,121 Because of what I said - You guys won't get it! 425 002305,249 -- 002306,250 - What 426 002307,385 -- 002309,592 - Uncle, you were right. 427 002310,421 -- 002313,300 No job here is too big or too small. (Sighing) 428 002313,424 -- 002315,927 And, Ma, I have to find my own way now. 429 002317,395 -- 002320,308 - He cannot travel the path 430 002320,431 -- 002323,935 until he becomes the path itself. 431 002325,570 -- 002327,049 I start every new journey 432 002327,171 -- 002330,084 with the blessings of the elephant god, Ganesh. 433 002330,942 -- 002333,582 May it bring you all the happiness that it's brought to me. 434 002333,711 -- 002334,815 (Chuckling) 435 002334,946 -- 002337,290 - Oh, Auntie! Thank you! You're the best! 436 002337,415 -- 002339,156 (Laughing) 437 002339,283 -- 002341,285 See you, Uncle Vijay. 438 002343,421 -- 002345,298 Huh mo 439 002345,756 -- 002346,734 'Huh 440 002347,558 -- 002350,004 - Do it! Come on! - Huh! 441 002350,128 -- 002351,300 (Both laughing) 442 002352,697 -- 002353,937 - Bye, Mom. 443 002356,100 -- 002358,444 - Never tell anyone that you're a cabbie. 444 002358,569 -- 002402,312 And if you see anyone who looks like family, don't you dare stop for them! 445 002402,440 -- 002403,418 (Chuckling) 446 002404,775 -- 002407,688 - Hey Meat Ball - Welcome home, boss! 447 002410,114 -- 002411,718 Hey, Bruno! 448 002412,817 -- 002415,195 Hey! This is Deepak who I told you about. 449 002415,319 -- 002416,798 - Ah! - He's gonna be our landlord. 450 002416,921 -- 002419,527 (Italian accent) So, this is your new roommate 451 002419,657 -- 002422,035 - Are we sharing a room - We're sharing a bed. 452 002422,160 -- 002425,039 But it's OK. It doesn't matter! And this is his beautiful daughter, Mimi! 453 002425,163 -- 002428,167 - Hello, Mimi! - Hi! 454 002428,299 -- 002431,371 - This guy can check you out anytime. He's a doctor! 455 002431,502 -- 002434,176 - Ah! Dottore! 456 002434,305 -- 002436,808 - From India! - Ah, India! Come sit! Sit! 457 002436,941 -- 002438,682 (Laughing) 458 002441,512 -- 002446,484 Ah! This guy always banging chicks in the room. 459 002446,617 -- 002450,155 I tell him, No banging chicks in the room! - Why do you bang-- 460 002450,288 -- 002453,826 - First, you bang the chicks in the room, then you wanna bang a guy. 461 002453,958 -- 002456,029 What next You wanna bang me - No! 462 002456,160 -- 002459,403 - Why would I wanna bang you - Sir, there will be hanky-panky. 463 002459,530 -- 002500,565 - Yeah! - No banging! 464 002500,698 -- 002504,373 (Laughing) Dottore, you gotta try today's special! 465 002504,502 -- 002508,746 - Ah! - My daughter's grilled octopussy. Muah! 466 002508,873 -- 002510,352 Mimi! - Huh'.7 467 002510,474 -- 002513,080 - Two special, huh - Yeah! Two for the doctor! Oh! 468 002513,211 -- 002516,658 - Sir, actually, I'm a vegetarian. 469 002516,781 -- 002519,660 - Vegetarian - Yes, but Tony isn't! He-- 470 002519,784 -- 002523,095 - Hey, I... I don't want no octopussy. Why don't you eat the octopussy 471 002523,221 -- 002525,223 - You don't want my daughter's octopussy 472 002525,890 -- 002528,029 You, dottore! You will love my daughter's-- 473 002528,159 -- 002531,163 - Yeah, you'll love the octopussy! - Sir, I don't eat meat. 474 002531,295 -- 002533,741 - Why you not want my daughter's octopussy 475 002533,864 -- 002534,842 (Both laughing) 476 002534,966 -- 002536,604 Dirty guys! 477 002536,734 -- 002539,738 You think I talk about her VJ 478 002539,870 -- 002541,372 - I have an Uncle Vijay! 479 002541,505 -- 002544,679 - Your uncle has a VJ (Tony) No, no! His uncle is Vijay. 480 002544,809 -- 002546,117 - Yes! (Choking and coughing) 481 002546,244 -- 002547,621 - Your uncle is your auntie 482 002547,745 -- 002550,225 - No! His auntie has a VJ. - My uncle-- 483 002550,348 -- 002551,793 - Your auntie has a VJ - Obviously, she has a VJ! 484 002551,916 -- 002555,363 - Your uncle doesn't have a VJ (Deepak) His name is Vijay! 485 002555,486 -- 002557,659 Vijay is an Indian name. - His name-- 486 002557,788 -- 002600,029 (Mimi continues choking) But it doesn't mean-- 487 002600,157 -- 002601,727 - It's not a VJ. - No, no! 488 002601,859 -- 002605,068 Mimi! Mimi! - Who has the VJ 489 002605,363 -- 002607,274 - Mimi! Mimi! 490 002607,398 -- 002610,743 She's choking! Tony, help me! - Mimi, I got you! 491 002610,868 -- 002613,246 - OK, OK! Ready! - OK, ready Ready One! 492 002613,371 -- 002614,372 Hey! Two! 493 002614,505 -- 002615,711 - Hey! - Three! 494 002615,840 -- 002620,880 It When the Moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie $1 495 002621,012 -- 002621,990 That's amore... 496 002622,113 -- 002623,558 - You're OK, Mimi - You're so sexy! 497 002624,382 -- 002625,622 - OK! You're OK! 498 002625,750 -- 002628,356 (Panting, coughing) 499 002628,486 -- 002630,557 - My Lord! Dottore! - She's OK! 500 002630,688 -- 002633,498 - Grazie! - I told you, huh' Hey! 501 002633,624 -- 002635,399 - Hey, hey! 502 002635,593 -- 002637,595 (Drill whirring) 503 002659,784 -- 002702,196 - Come on, Deepak! Confidence! 504 002702,320 -- 002703,765 (Horn honking, tires screeching) 505 002703,888 -- 002706,266 (Woman) You asshole! - I'm sorry! 506 002708,993 -- 002711,564 (Man) Watch it! This isn't India, buddy! 507 002712,430 -- 002713,704 (Man) Get a license! 508 002713,831 -- 002716,334 (Tires screeching, horns honking) 509 002716,467 -- 002718,413 (Man) Hey! Watch out! 510 002720,838 -- 002722,317 (Exhaling sharply) 511 002724,008 -- 002726,318 (Woman) Cabbie Cabbie! 512 002734,685 -- 002735,686 - Good day, madam! 513 002735,820 -- 002737,800 - 368 Glen Manor Drive East. 514 002737,922 -- 002740,402 And don't take the Lake Shore, take Eastern. 515 002740,524 -- 002742,003 i' Yes!i 516 002748,466 -- 002750,605 - Could you go any slower 517 002751,702 -- 002753,045 - I'm sorry! (Horn honking) 518 002754,138 -- 002758,314 I waited 3 hours for a physical which took 5 minutes. 519 002758,442 -- 002800,012 - Yeah... 520 002800,144 -- 002803,148 - No, no, no, no! Take a left! Take a left! 521 002803,280 -- 002804,452 - Yes! Of course! 522 002805,383 -- 002807,090 (Whispering) Stupid cabbie! 523 002808,452 -- 002812,423 - Madam, um, do you check your blood pressure regularly 524 002812,556 -- 002815,230 (Scoffing) - What's the point of checking 525 002815,359 -- 002819,205 I'd go broke if I had to buy every pill my drug plan doesn't cover. 526 002820,064 -- 002822,772 - Madam, did your physical today include a mammogram 527 002822,900 -- 002824,504 - A mammogram 528 002824,635 -- 002828,208 - You know, today, for women over 40, it's so important that-- 529 002828,339 -- 002830,580 - They said they'd get me an appointment. 530 002830,708 -- 002831,880 It could take 6 months. 531 002832,009 -- 002834,751 - Six months That's... 532 002841,385 -- 002844,195 Oh! No, no! It's a free ride today, madam. 533 002844,321 -- 002845,994 You're my first customer here. 534 002847,391 -- 002848,893 - Well, thank you, cabbie! 535 002849,026 -- 002851,438 You're a lot more caring than my doctors! 536 002852,563 -- 002853,564 You should've been a doctor. 537 002859,670 -- 002903,311 Oh! What the... 538 002903,441 -- 002905,387 Come back here! 539 002905,509 -- 002908,581 This is not the place! 540 002908,712 -- 002911,716 i- Why are you looking so stressed - I'm fine.i 541 002912,783 -- 002914,228 - You want a hug 542 002914,351 -- 002916,888 - Tony, it's been 4 hours, one client... 543 002918,222 -- 002919,496 How does this work 544 002920,458 -- 002923,098 - OK, relax, boss. Tony will tell you, huh 545 002923,227 -- 002925,571 There's an an to picking up chiquitas, 546 002925,696 -- 002928,233 and there's an an to picking up clients. 547 002928,365 -- 002930,572 Come, come! Go ahead! Take a U-turn. Cheers! 548 002930,701 -- 002934,012 Wow! Tall and blonde! Oh, sexy combo! 549 002934,138 -- 002935,242 Hurry, hurry! Quick! Follow! 550 002935,372 -- 002937,010 Wow! (Horn honking) 551 002937,141 -- 002939,280 Hey, Miss Long Legs! 552 002939,410 -- 002941,788 You're too beautiful to take the bus, huh 553 002941,912 -- 002943,619 Why don't you hop in the cab 554 002943,747 -- 002947,695 Say something! - Hey, baby! Do you work for NASA 555 002947,818 -- 002949,354 'Cause you're out of this world! 556 002949,487 -- 002950,625 (Tires screeching) 557 002950,754 -- 002951,926 Oh shit! It's her! 558 002953,257 -- 002955,362 - You got a lot of pickup lines, huh 559 002955,493 -- 002957,734 - Whoa, whoa! Shit! Please, miss! Please listen! 560 002958,596 -- 003000,234 Please listen! Excuse me, miss! 561 003002,500 -- 003003,638 When did you get pregnant 562 003003,767 -- 003005,440 - Immaculate Conception. 563 003005,569 -- 003006,513 (Sighing) 564 003006,637 -- 003008,548 - What am I saying - Jerk! 565 003008,672 -- 003011,949 - Miss, I'm really sorry! That came out totally wrong. 566 003012,076 -- 003014,147 It's getting late, and it's going to rain. 567 003014,278 -- 003016,485 Let me give you a ride, please. It's... 568 003016,614 -- 003018,787 (Thunder rumbling) 569 003019,850 -- 003022,694 Please It's really the least I can do. 570 003023,354 -- 003026,563 (Thunder crashing, horns honking) 571 003026,690 -- 003029,899 So, have you been pregnant often' 572 003030,861 -- 003032,033 - What's that supposed to mean 573 003032,162 -- 003034,836 - Nothing! I'm just making the small talk. 574 003034,965 -- 003036,239 - Yeah, he is actually quite small. 575 003036,367 -- 003038,677 (Whimpering, panting) 576 003038,802 -- 003041,442 - Oh my God! My water just broke! 577 003042,773 -- 003045,720 - Shit, dude! You pissed her off so much, she actually peed her pants, huh 578 003045,843 -- 003048,824 On the seat and the floor and the shoes and everything! 579 003048,946 -- 003051,426 - You're gonna be OK! We need to get her to a hospital. 580 003051,549 -- 003052,653 - Look at this traffic! 581 003053,484 -- 003054,428 - Do something! - Oh my God! 582 003054,552 -- 003056,554 - I'm gonna get us out, OK I'm gonna get us out of this! 583 003057,621 -- 003059,328 - I can't believe it's happening now! 584 003059,456 -- 003101,367 - Just please calm down, miss! 585 003101,492 -- 003104,769 (Tony shouting, indistinct) (Horns honking) 586 003104,895 -- 003107,341 - This is a cabbie emergency! The baby is about to pop out! 587 003108,365 -- 003110,675 Please! Come on! - How are you feeling today, miss 588 003111,669 -- 003113,910 (Tony shouting in distance) 589 003114,038 -- 003116,746 - I've been having contractions and the doctor just said it was-- 590 003116,874 -- 003119,445 - False alarms! They're called Braxton Hicks contractions. 591 003119,577 -- 003121,523 - Yeah! Exactly what he said. 592 003121,645 -- 003124,387 - The baby is coming! Aaah! 593 003124,515 -- 003126,825 (Panting) - Now I think I feel it coming! 594 003128,686 -- 003131,257 (Screaming) 595 003131,388 -- 003133,231 (Horns honking) - Come on! 596 003133,357 -- 003134,768 Don't stop here, you idiot! 597 003135,993 -- 003139,600 Pull the car, Deepak! Come on! Indian style! Come on! 598 003139,730 -- 003142,267 (Tony shouting, indistinct) 599 003142,399 -- 003143,673 Driving like a slow idiot! 600 003147,705 -- 003150,311 (Panting) OK! 601 003150,407 -- 003152,318 (Tony, indistinct) - Breathe! Just breathe! 602 003152,443 -- 003154,047 - I'm gonna call 911, OK 603 003154,178 -- 003155,156 - They'll never make it. 604 003155,279 -- 003159,125 Tony, you'll have to get out, come around and take my place. 605 003159,249 -- 003201,627 - Take your place Are you crazy I'm not going in the rain! 606 003201,752 -- 003203,925 (Screaming) OK! 607 003204,054 -- 003205,226 OK! 608 003207,091 -- 003208,934 (Tony talking, indistinct) 609 003209,059 -- 003211,596 (Panting) 610 003211,729 -- 003213,800 (Tony shouting outside) - OK... 611 003214,465 -- 003216,445 I need you to come here, lie down headfirst. 612 003216,567 -- 003217,671 No! 613 003217,801 -- 003219,337 - Please, miss, trust me, I'm a doctor. 614 003219,470 -- 003221,450 - No! You're a cabbie! 615 003221,572 -- 003223,984 - Miss, you're gonna have your baby here right here, right now. 616 003224,108 -- 003225,678 Please, you have to trust me, OK 617 003225,809 -- 003228,790 (Tony shouting in distance, knocking on window) 618 003228,912 -- 003230,949 (Grunting) 619 003231,081 -- 003233,459 - Let me in! Serious shrinkage, dude! 620 003234,652 -- 003235,596 (Knocking on window) 621 003235,719 -- 003237,699 - OK, just breathe. 622 003238,822 -- 003241,598 I'll be right back. - Wait, what 623 003241,725 -- 003244,262 (Tony groaning) 624 003245,963 -- 003247,601 - Hello! - Good! Good! 625 003247,731 -- 003249,301 - It wasn't supposed to happen like this! 626 003250,634 -- 003252,875 I was supposed to remember this forever! 627 003253,003 -- 003254,448 - OK! I'm on it! 628 003255,272 -- 003256,376 - Don't even think about it! 629 003257,341 -- 003259,116 - Yes, ma'am! (Screaming) 630 003259,243 -- 003301,621 - Tony, I need the vodka to clean my hands and arms! 631 003301,745 -- 003303,156 - With what' - With the vodka! 632 003303,280 -- 003304,850 - OK, then say that! Go! 633 003305,616 -- 003310,690 (Panting) OK! - OK, uh, now, miss, miss, miss 634 003310,821 -- 003313,324 I need to take off your pants now, OK - OK! 635 003314,358 -- 003317,362 Do you even know what you're doing Why don't we just wait for an ambulance 636 003317,494 -- 003320,566 - Miss, you have to listen to me, OK Trust me, I'm a doctor. 637 003320,698 -- 003324,077 (Both screaming) 638 003324,201 -- 003326,238 I need you to open your legs now a little. 639 003326,370 -- 003327,371 - It's OK! - Good! 640 003327,504 -- 003329,177 Good! (Crying) 641 003329,306 -- 003332,219 Breathe shallow and rapid! - Shallow and rapid breaths! 642 003332,342 -- 003333,685 - OK' OK! 643 003333,811 -- 003335,347 (Tony) Shallow! Breathe! 644 003335,479 -- 003338,585 (All breathing rapidly) 645 003338,716 -- 003340,821 - Only push when you feel a contraction, OK 646 003340,951 -- 003343,158 - Yeah, only push when you have... 647 003344,088 -- 003346,034 - On second thought, tape this! If he does anything wrong, 648 003346,156 -- 003347,100 I'm gonna sue his ass! 649 003347,224 -- 003348,567 - Yes! Yes, ma'am! - OK 650 003348,692 -- 003350,035 - Are you ready Ready 651 003350,160 -- 003351,571 Come on! Now breathe! 652 003351,695 -- 003353,265 Shallow, rapid breaths! - Shallow and rapid! 653 003353,397 -- 003354,398 Shallow and rapid! 654 003354,531 -- 003355,908 You can do this! 655 003356,033 -- 003357,341 - Ready Push! 656 003357,468 -- 003359,846 (Deepak and Tony) Push! 657 003359,970 -- 003402,849 (Natalie and Tony screaming) 658 003403,907 -- 003408,185 (Crying) - Hey, hey! You can do this! 659 003408,312 -- 003410,758 (Whispering) I can't do it... - Yes, you can! You can do this! 660 003410,881 -- 003413,418 - No! - Tony, hand her the Ganesh! 661 003413,550 -- 003414,585 - Yes, sir! 662 003415,018 -- 003415,996 (Natalie panting, crying) 663 003416,120 -- 003419,567 - OK! Hold ii tight! It'll help! OK' Ready 664 003419,690 -- 003422,967 Ready Ready Push! Push! Push! 665 003423,093 -- 003424,902 (Screaming) 666 003425,028 -- 003429,875 Push! OK! OK, I can see it! I can see the head! Push! Push! 667 003430,000 -- 003434,039 One, two, three! Push! Push! 668 003436,373 -- 003437,613 Push! Push! 669 003437,741 -- 003439,550 (Screaming, grunting) 670 003439,676 -- 003441,747 (Crying) 671 003441,879 -- 003443,916 (Laughing, crying) 672 003445,415 -- 003447,656 (Breathing heavily) 673 003447,785 -- 003451,494 i' Why... Why isn't he crying Why isn't my baby cryingi 674 003451,622 -- 003453,533 - Somethings wrong with the baby. Put it back in! 675 003453,657 -- 003455,967 - Why isn't my baby crying 676 003457,027 -- 003458,301 - He's gonna be OK! 677 003458,896 -- 003500,000 - Deepak, do something! 678 003500,130 -- 003502,610 (Crying) 679 003503,433 -- 003504,411 It's OK! Shhh! 680 003510,874 -- 003512,512 (Baby crying) 681 003512,643 -- 003515,954 - He's... he's crying! He's crying! (Laughing) 682 003516,079 -- 003517,285 He's crying! Yes! 683 003517,414 -- 003519,155 (Baby crying) 684 003520,751 -- 003522,321 (Panting) 685 003522,452 -- 003524,056 - Congratulations! 686 003524,188 -- 003525,531 It's a boy! 687 003525,656 -- 003527,567 (Baby crying) 688 003538,335 -- 003540,212 (Sighing) 689 003540,337 -- 003542,374 (Tony) Then I saw the baby. (Man) Good to go! 690 003542,506 -- 003544,383 - A little bit of vomit came, actually. 691 003544,842 -- 003546,446 From me, not from the baby! 692 003546,577 -- 003549,057 Although, the baby also vomited, but that I've heard. 693 003549,179 -- 003554,060 Deepak told me natural juices come from all parts of the baby and the mother. 694 003554,184 -- 003557,597 It's quite gross and beautiful, actually, at the same time. 695 003558,388 -- 003600,868 You know, cabbies are always prepared, I had this vodka... 696 003603,327 -- 003604,465 - Close it up! 697 003607,631 -- 003610,840 - Actually, you know, I saved the day! I don't mean to be... 698 003610,968 -- 003614,347 i- What can $37.50 get you nowadaysi 699 003614,471 -- 003616,144 iThe cos! of delivering a babyi 700 003616,273 -- 003619,049 iif you don't mind having the baby in the backseat of a cab.i 701 003619,176 -- 003620,917 i(Tony) I'm on it! Come on!i 702 003621,044 -- 003622,580 i(Deepak) Now breathe! Shallow, rapid breaths!i 703 003622,713 -- 003623,885 i(Tony) Shallow and rapid!i 704 003624,014 -- 003626,585 (Natalie screaming on video) 705 003626,717 -- 003629,254 i(Deepak) Hey! You can do this! You can do this, OKi 706 003629,386 -- 003630,922 iYou have to be strong! One more push!i 707 003631,054 -- 003635,764 i(Man) A young cab driver, Deepak V. Chopra, delivered a baby today in his cab.i 708 003635,893 -- 003638,806 i(Tony) Something's wrong with the baby! (Natalie) Why isn't my baby cryingi 709 003639,563 -- 003640,906 i(Tony) Deepak, do something!i 710 003653,477 -- 003655,184 - I heard you had quite the delivery! 711 003655,312 -- 003657,019 - Oh, you have no idea. - Mmm! 712 003657,147 -- 003658,182 (Knocking) - Good morning! 713 003658,315 -- 003659,794 - Hi! - Good morning! 714 003659,917 -- 003701,590 - I hope I'm not interrupting. 715 003701,718 -- 003703,994 - No! Come on in. - Thank you! 716 003705,756 -- 003710,034 I... I thought I'd come and check up on my first patients. 717 003710,160 -- 003711,901 - Hey, Dr. Cabbie! 718 003712,029 -- 003713,667 - You can call me Deepak. 719 003714,598 -- 003716,771 - My name's Natalie, by the way. 720 003716,900 -- 003719,744 (Laughing) It's nice to meet you, Natalie! 721 003723,573 -- 003725,052 So, how is he doing 722 003725,175 -- 003726,654 - He's so good! - Yeah 723 003726,777 -- 003728,450 - He's so cute! 724 003729,012 -- 003731,891 - Have you found a name yet - I got nothing! 725 003732,015 -- 003735,155 I've been working on it all day. I can't think of anything. 726 003735,285 -- 003736,730 Any Suggestions 727 003736,853 -- 003738,093 - Uh... 728 003739,389 -- 003741,335 (Laughing) How about Ganesh 729 003742,559 -- 003743,765 - Wait, you mean, like, that thing 730 003743,894 -- 003747,137 - That thing is the Hindu elephant god, Ganesh. 731 003747,965 -- 003750,206 - Cool! - They say he's the god 732 003750,334 -- 003754,009 of all things auspicious, the remover of all obstacles. 733 003754,137 -- 003756,515 - So he's even more of a celebrity than you and I. 734 003756,640 -- 003758,517 I imagine that you've seen this 735 003759,710 -- 003802,190 Hot Babe Gives... (Both) Birth in a Cab. 736 003802,312 -- 003804,588 - Awesome! - I'm really sorry about all of this. 737 003804,715 -- 003807,855 My friend Tony, he says he accidentally hit upload and-- 738 003807,985 -- 003809,020 - Well, he's a jerk. 739 003809,152 -- 003810,495 - I know. 740 003810,620 -- 003812,827 (Both chuckling) 741 003812,956 -- 003816,529 - Do you, um, do you wanna hold him 742 003816,660 -- 003818,298 - I would love to. 743 003818,428 -- 003820,135 OK... 744 003820,263 -- 003821,970 - Isn't he sweet All right! 745 003822,099 -- 003824,045 - Come on! Come on! - Look it! Yeah! 746 003824,167 -- 003826,443 - Yeah! - on! 747 003826,570 -- 003829,517 - Your father must be so proud! 748 003829,740 -- 003831,720 (Humming) (Andrew) Colin 749 003832,175 -- 003833,586 (Sighing) 750 003834,511 -- 003837,151 Your little accident is all over the damn press! 751 003837,280 -- 003839,487 This could cost you your bid! 752 003840,350 -- 003841,829 - Oh, I look good in print! 753 003841,952 -- 003843,295 Hi, Dad! 754 003843,420 -- 003846,026 A bit of news and controversy is never a bad thing. 755 003846,156 -- 003848,363 - Bonnie! - Have a seat! 756 003848,492 -- 003852,235 It's a speed bump! Relax! I'm in it to win it. 757 003852,362 -- 003855,900 - Then stop being a poster boy for page 3, and start making some real news! 758 003856,033 -- 003857,307 - Headlines Easy-peasy! 759 003857,434 -- 003859,675 I'll throw on a suit and start kissing babies. 760 003859,803 -- 003901,214 - You wanna be the next mayor 761 003901,338 -- 003903,579 Then start by practising with your own baby! 762 003903,707 -- 003907,052 'Cause granddad wants a happy ending. 763 003909,646 -- 003910,647 . Happy ending 764 003912,616 -- 003914,391 - You must be psychic. (Phone ringing) 765 003914,518 -- 003916,225 i- I can't wait 4 months for my appointment.i 766 003916,353 -- 003917,525 iI need to see Dr. Cabbie.i 767 003917,654 -- 003920,430 - Our company is called Co-op Cabs, not Co-op Clinic. 768 003920,557 -- 003923,094 i- Can I speak with Dr. Cabbie - There's no doctor here!i 769 003923,226 -- 003925,934 i- I can't find a family doctor! - This isn't a doctor's office, you know.i 770 003926,063 -- 003927,940 i- My hemorrhoids are killing me!i 771 003928,065 -- 003929,009 i- I'm getting a migraine!i 772 003929,132 -- 003930,770 i- I'm no! going to the emergency!i 773 003930,901 -- 003933,541 - Wait a minute... Pete, someone's calling about a doctor'! 774 003933,670 -- 003936,014 - No, don't talk to me, Deepu! 775 003936,139 -- 003938,881 So the whole world knows about my son's heroism, except me. 776 003939,009 -- 003939,953 Ma! 777 003940,077 -- 003942,216 - You know how many messages I've sent you 778 003942,345 -- 003944,621 - Ma, your son is a famous cabbie now. 779 003944,748 -- 003946,523 - Famous cabbie Hmph! 780 003946,650 -- 003949,290 So I should be proud of you - Yeah! 781 003949,419 -- 003951,899 - Gandhi says that, The only way to find yourself 782 003952,022 -- 003954,127 is to lose yourself in the service of others, 783 003954,257 -- 003956,567 so we are very proud of you! 784 003956,693 -- 003957,797 - Thank you, Auntie! 785 003957,928 -- 003959,202 (Laughing) 786 003959,329 -- 004002,742 (Bells jingling) - Pick up that box! 787 004003,600 -- 004005,238 - What is it - Just pick it up! 788 004014,544 -- 004015,921 (Sighing) 789 004021,451 -- 004023,021 Papa's stethoscope... 790 004024,454 -- 004026,024 Oh, Ma! 791 004027,057 -- 004028,730 Thank you! 792 004031,061 -- 004032,631 (Sniffling) 793 004037,234 -- 004038,577 - Gandhi would've been proud too! 794 004038,702 -- 004041,148 (Both laughing) 795 004041,271 -- 004045,344 - Thank you for picking us up! You didn't have to do that. 796 004045,475 -- 004047,819 - Well, I just couldn't trust you with any other cabbie. 797 004048,778 -- 004052,521 - It's crazy that something so small is gonna take over my entire life. 798 004052,649 -- 004055,027 - As a new mother, you have so much to look forward to. 799 004055,152 -- 004058,759 - Yeah, I know. 300 a.m. feeds, dirty diapers, breast pumps... 800 004058,889 -- 004100,266 (Laughing) 801 004101,491 -- 004103,835 (Simone) Shhh, shhh, shhh! 802 004103,960 -- 004105,439 (Lily whispering) He's here! - Hey, guys! 803 004105,562 -- 004107,872 - Hey! - Hey! 804 004107,998 -- 004109,102 - Hey, buddy! - What's going on 805 004109,232 -- 004110,836 - Can't help you, boss. 806 004111,535 -- 004113,879 - I mean, honestly, it isn't fair. If you get fired for that, 807 004114,004 -- 004115,847 then Tony should've been fired, like, 100 times. 808 004115,972 -- 004116,916 - I'm fired 809 004117,040 -- 004119,384 - Dude, you had a chick with her legs open in your cab! 810 004119,509 -- 004122,012 - Yeah, he messed up! - That's only allowed in Amsterdam. 811 004124,181 -- 004125,524 - Your suspension papers. 812 004125,649 -- 004126,923 - What 813 004127,984 -- 004130,464 Pete! - Open it. 814 004134,591 -- 004137,231 Who's she' I'm not hiring any more of your friends. 815 004137,360 -- 004138,896 - Oh, no. She only rides me. 816 004139,029 -- 004140,906 (Hit on the arm) With me! With me! 817 004141,031 -- 004142,977 (Pete grunting) (All cheering and laughing) 818 004143,099 -- 004145,875 - Congratulations, man! - Yeah! 819 004146,002 -- 004147,811 (Deepak laughing, all cheering) 820 004147,938 -- 004149,884 Cabbie! Dr. Cabbie! (Laughing) 821 004150,006 -- 004151,576 - I'm putting you in the square one! 822 004151,708 -- 004153,016 - Square one 823 004153,143 -- 004154,986 Yeah yeah Dr. Cabbie 824 004155,111 -- 004156,249 - Good morning! Co-op Taxi! 825 004156,379 -- 004158,450 (Dr. Cabbie by Deesha) 826 004201,518 -- 004203,930 - You know why there's such a shortage of doctors in this country 827 004204,888 -- 004207,801 (Laughing) 'Cause you guys are too busy driving cabs! 828 004207,924 -- 004210,097 - When was the last time you had your prostate checked 829 004210,227 -- 004211,262 - What 830 004211,394 -- 004212,737 (Struggling with door handle, banging) 831 004212,862 -- 004213,932 i(Woman on phoney Co-op Taxii 832 004214,064 -- 004215,338 i- Everything is normal.i 833 004215,465 -- 004219,379 Cholesterol is a little high, so we have to get you moving. 834 004220,804 -- 004221,942 Come on, Mimi! 835 004222,072 -- 004225,417 Hey! No! No ice cream, Mimi! No ice cream! 836 004225,542 -- 004227,385 - I've had this pain all morning. 837 004228,578 -- 004232,355 - Sir, I'm going to need you to place two of these under your tongue. 838 004233,483 -- 004234,894 (Groaning) 839 004235,018 -- 004237,225 - Hey, I have a big meeting in 15 minutes. 840 004237,354 -- 004239,925 - Sir, you're going to have a heart attack in 15 minutes. 841 004240,056 -- 004241,160 (Tires screeching) 842 004244,494 -- 004246,098 (Camera shutter clicking) 843 004300,877 -- 004302,686 OK! - Thank you! 844 004304,514 -- 004308,052 - Hi, doc! I got this problem. I got this really stupid friend 845 004308,184 -- 004310,994 who had this real drunken night and he hooked up with this... 846 004311,121 -- 004313,965 I guess it was a girl, but kinda like a guy. She had man hands. 847 004314,090 -- 004316,331 All of a sudden, now, he thinks he has an STD. 848 004316,459 -- 004318,336 He should've known because the minute she opened her legs, 849 004318,461 -- 004319,838 it made your eyes water, I mean, his eyes water. 850 004319,963 -- 004322,603 - Calm down, sir. Just drop your pants. 851 004324,367 -- 004325,903 Come on! Let's take a look. 852 004326,036 -- 004327,310 - Be gentle, all right 853 004327,437 -- 004330,316 I haven't manscaped since it happened, so get ready! 854 004330,440 -- 004331,942 (Laughing) Get those weed whackers out! 855 004332,075 -- 004333,952 You gotta get rid of the pain. 856 004334,644 -- 004336,851 If you wanna leave the swelling, I'm OK with that. 857 004336,980 -- 004340,655 I don't need it, but you know what I mean Every little bit helps, am I right 858 004340,784 -- 004342,457 This guy knows what I'm talking about! 859 004342,585 -- 004343,757 (Laughing, zipper lowering) 860 004343,887 -- 004346,060 (Horn honking, tires screeching) 861 004347,624 -- 004349,194 - Pain - No. 862 004350,226 -- 004351,762 i' Yes! (Sighing)i 863 004351,895 -- 004353,875 (Traditional Indian music on car stereo) 864 004353,997 -- 004355,305 - You call this music, yo 865 004355,432 -- 004356,877 - This is Indian music, sir. 866 004357,000 -- 004400,447 - That ain't no music. Check it! Watch this! 867 004401,438 -- 004404,078 (Beatboxing) - OK! 868 004405,809 -- 004407,948 (Groaning) 869 004408,078 -- 004409,056 - Are you OK, sir 870 004409,446 -- 004412,154 - What's going on - His appendix is inflamed. 871 004412,282 -- 004414,228 He'll be fine. We have to rush him to emergency. 872 004415,185 -- 004417,187 (Tires screeching) 873 004418,154 -- 004420,532 - How do you tell the difference between an oral thermometer 874 004420,657 -- 004421,965 and a rectal thermometer 875 004422,092 -- 004423,264 - The taste! 876 004425,428 -- 004426,429 (Grunting) 877 004433,036 -- 004436,142 (Pete) This is turning into a real pain in the ass. 878 004436,272 -- 004437,615 (Sighing) 879 004439,509 -- 004441,250 - All stocked up, boss 880 004441,378 -- 004444,848 - Your pimp just booked a bunch of new appointments. 881 004444,981 -- 004448,326 And somebody called for a refill on a prescription. 882 004449,185 -- 004451,688 So what's next Surgery 883 004451,821 -- 004454,392 - I know I'm in deep, Pete. - Yes, you are. 884 004454,524 -- 004458,267 - But at least I'm making a difference! - Yeah! We all are. 885 004458,395 -- 004500,306 (Groaning) 886 004501,698 -- 004505,612 Hold my son I was dying, last night. - No, Pete! No! 887 004506,169 -- 004510,413 - I know! I'm living now. 888 004512,142 -- 004514,952 - I believe the expression is, I'm living for the moment. 889 004515,078 -- 004519,049 (Chuckling) Oh, yeah! Well... 890 004520,984 -- 004524,261 OK... - Come on. Let's go. 891 004527,857 -- 004531,703 What happened - You got that puppy-dog look today. 892 004532,595 -- 004534,438 (Laughing) No! - Natalie, right 893 004536,232 -- 004537,870 - Is it that obvious 894 004539,602 -- 004541,081 - The expression is, 895 004542,872 -- 004545,443 There's no cure for love. 896 004546,543 -- 004548,921 You gotta grab it by the balls 897 004549,045 -- 004551,025 iand take I! for a ride!i 898 004557,454 -- 004558,455 - Hey, cabbie! 899 004600,857 -- 004601,801 (Gasping) 900 004601,925 -- 004603,734 You stalking that blonde - I'm busy! 901 004603,860 -- 004606,340 (Knocking on window) Go away, kid! 902 004606,463 -- 004608,033 - Pervert! 903 004609,499 -- 004611,172 - What's your problem, huh - You're such a loser! 904 004611,301 -- 004613,212 She's too hot for you anyway! - Come back here! 905 004613,336 -- 004614,337 - Forget about it! 906 004615,705 -- 004618,777 (Baby crying) (Keypad beeping) 907 004623,813 -- 004625,417 (Cell ringing) - Hello 908 004625,548 -- 004626,549 - Hey! 909 004626,983 -- 004627,984 - Natalie! 910 004629,085 -- 004631,361 Hi! How are you 911 004631,488 -- 004633,934 - Oh, I'm fine. You know,just tired. 912 004634,991 -- 004635,935 How are you doing 913 004636,059 -- 004639,597 - Oh, I'm so busy! I'm helping out at my uncle's restaurant. 914 004639,729 -- 004640,764 i' Hmm!i 915 004641,831 -- 004645,210 Yeah, you should come by and see the baby sometime. 916 004645,335 -- 004648,043 - Uh, I would love to! 917 004648,171 -- 004649,980 How's tomorrow 918 004651,341 -- 004652,376 - OK! 919 004652,642 -- 004654,178 - OK! See you soon! 920 004658,181 -- 004659,751 Yes! (Laughing) 921 004701,518 -- 004704,124 (Laughing) 922 004704,254 -- 004706,734 (Horn honking) (Man) Idiot! Get out of the street! 923 004706,856 -- 004710,235 AH I need is you 924 004710,360 -- 004713,569 AH I need is you 925 004713,696 -- 004717,405 AH I need is you 926 004717,534 -- 004720,572 it And I'm so glad I've found you $1 927 004721,371 -- 004724,375 it And I'm so glad I've found you $1 928 004727,010 -- 004729,718 iit I never thought I'd ever find a love like this $1i 929 004731,047 -- 004733,459 iit I never thought I'd find someone like you $1i 930 004734,651 -- 004737,996 iit I thought I'd go through life being so lonely $1i 931 004738,688 -- 004740,690 iit I never thought Pd need it like I do $1 932 004741,591 -- 004745,767 Ooh I wanna be your girl oh 933 004746,563 -- 004748,668 I've been searching around the world 934 004748,798 -- 004751,540 And all I need is you 935 004752,635 -- 004755,616 AH I need is you ooh 936 004757,240 -- 004759,777 (Vijay) Rani, what is he doing - He thinks it's a girl! 937 004759,909 -- 004801,582 (Nellie) He's so cute! (Gasping) 938 004801,711 -- 004802,655 'Hi! 939 004802,779 -- 004804,087 (Nellie and Rani) Hi! 940 004807,750 -- 004810,094 - My Deepu's in love. - With a mop. 941 004810,219 -- 004813,598 - Love is meant to be enjoyed, not understood. 942 004815,024 -- 004816,628 - You're so wise. 943 004816,759 -- 004818,739 (Laughing) Yeah! 944 004820,029 -- 004822,031 - Good, good, good, good! 945 004822,165 -- 004823,542 (Chuckling) 946 004823,666 -- 004825,339 Good boy! 947 004827,170 -- 004829,810 (Chuckling) This was my father's. 948 004829,939 -- 004833,045 My heartbeat was the first one he heard from it. 949 004833,176 -- 004835,019 See Hey! 950 004837,280 -- 004839,157 He's beautiful! - Thank you! 951 004839,282 -- 004841,387 - You have your mother's eyes! 952 004841,517 -- 004842,928 Yeah, you do! 953 004843,553 -- 004845,624 High five! Give me a high five! 954 004847,824 -- 004851,067 - You must be hungry. I cooked dinner. 955 004851,194 -- 004853,003 - I'm starving! Let's eat. 956 004853,129 -- 004855,769 Anything For Your Love by Mayou 957 004855,898 -- 004859,471 Ooh oh yeah 958 004904,140 -- 004905,642 - You like steak, right 959 004906,843 -- 004907,787 (Chuckling) Love it! 960 004907,910 -- 004909,184 - Yeah - Yeah. 961 004909,312 -- 004910,814 I would do anything for your love... 962 004910,947 -- 004913,018 - It was between this and lobster. 963 004916,953 -- 004921,368 - Mmm! Holy cow! That is... is good! 964 004921,491 -- 004922,902 Thank you! 965 004924,527 -- 004927,201 (Woman vocalizing) 966 004927,330 -- 004930,436 (Vomiting and groaning) 967 004930,566 -- 004933,672 I'm sorry! - Oh, it's OK! Shhh! 968 004933,803 -- 004936,511 I'll do anything for your love 969 004947,316 -- 004948,659 Make U Want Me by Selena Dhillon 970 004948,785 -- 004951,163 Oh are you ready 971 004951,287 -- 004954,427 (Tony) I am ready! (Laughing) 972 004956,292 -- 004957,737 Can you feel me 973 004957,860 -- 004959,362 (Tony grunting in distance) 974 004959,495 -- 005001,566 - I just wanna eat it! - Come here, darling! 975 005001,698 -- 005004,406 - You want me to come You want me to come OK, I'm coming! 976 005004,534 -- 005006,207 iIt Let me show you Don't be shy $1i 977 005006,335 -- 005008,747 (Tony grunting, Simone laughing) 978 005008,871 -- 005010,908 What I love and what I like 979 005011,040 -- 005012,678 (Squawking) 980 005012,809 -- 005014,254 I'm really feeling you and I 981 005014,377 -- 005015,754 (Laughing) Yeah! Oh! 982 005016,713 -- 005020,160 It Make you want me Boy make you want me $1 983 005020,283 -- 005023,093 (Growling, laughing) 984 005023,219 -- 005024,220 Wait! - What 985 005024,353 -- 005027,425 - On! Ah! Ah! Ah! - Uh-huh! 986 005027,557 -- 005030,595 Gonna spin and you won't know which way to go... 987 005030,727 -- 005032,331 - Oh! Hey! Yeah! - Let's do this! 988 005032,895 -- 005034,397 - Mimi! 989 005035,798 -- 005037,300 (Speaking Italian) 990 005038,134 -- 005039,613 - Going to bed! 991 005039,736 -- 005041,215 iIt Let me show you Don't be shy $1i 992 005041,337 -- 005043,146 (Both laughing) 993 005044,173 -- 005045,652 What I love and what I like 994 005046,242 -- 005050,657 - How many times I tell you, no doing sex here in my house! 995 005051,414 -- 005052,916 - I'm not doing sex in your house. 996 005053,049 -- 005055,586 - Hey! Who's that 997 005055,718 -- 005059,393 Where - Where! The signer... The signer 998 005059,522 -- 005101,092 (Bruno and Tony grunting) 999 005101,924 -- 005103,369 What do you have in your mouth 1000 005104,093 -- 005105,071 - Bubble gum. 1001 005105,194 -- 005106,901 - Bubble gum Show me! 1002 005111,768 -- 005114,112 (Both grunting) 1003 005119,909 -- 005122,583 Boy make you want me 1004 005122,912 -- 005124,914 (Car horns honking) 1005 005126,382 -- 005128,055 (Cell buzzing) 1006 005128,184 -- 005129,527 (Grunting) 1007 005130,753 -- 005131,754 (Sighing) 1008 005131,888 -- 005134,425 - What time is it (Woman groaning) 1009 005134,557 -- 005137,231 - What's up, Love Muffin - Yeah 1010 005137,360 -- 005140,000 i(Andrew) Colin, I told you to clean up this baby mess!i 1011 005140,129 -- 005143,133 i- The press is on us like diaper rash! Get on it now!i 1012 005143,266 -- 005145,246 - Yeah, OK. No, I heard you, Dad. 1013 005145,368 -- 005146,779 iYeah, I'll deal with it. - New!!!i 1014 005146,903 -- 005149,076 - I said I'll deal with it. OK, bye! 1015 005149,472 -- 005151,145 - Hey, what's going on (Sigh) 1016 005152,475 -- 005155,854 - Cancel my massage. And get me a nice gift for a newborn, 1017 005155,978 -- 005157,787 and the newspaper, and some breakfast, 1018 005157,914 -- 005200,019 and a scotch, and a cup of coffee. 1019 005200,149 -- 005201,287 Stupid baby! 1020 005201,417 -- 005204,591 - Thank you, doctor. - Of course! 1021 005215,298 -- 005220,247 - So, whatever happened between you and him 1022 005221,304 -- 005223,875 - Him who - The baby's father. 1023 005225,007 -- 005226,008 - Colin. - Mm-hmm. 1024 005226,142 -- 005227,746 (Chuckling) Well... 1025 005229,145 -- 005231,056 I was a young lawyer, 1026 005231,180 -- 005234,161 and I thought he had everything 1027 005234,984 -- 005238,056 career, looks, charm. 1028 005239,755 -- 005241,962 He asked me to look over his briefs, 1029 005242,091 -- 005244,503 and I thought he meant legal papers. 1030 005246,629 -- 005250,873 A week later, he stopped calling me Pumpkin, and then no more calls. 1031 005251,000 -- 005252,809 - What happened when you told him you were pregnant 1032 005252,935 -- 005256,144 - He asked me whose it was, and had me kicked out of the firm. 1033 005256,272 -- 005259,151 Thanks to him, I serve coffee for a living now. 1034 005259,275 -- 005300,549 (Sighing) 1035 005300,676 -- 005301,746 (Doorbell buzzing) 1036 005301,878 -- 005305,087 Mmm! I have no idea who it is. One second. 1037 005306,282 -- 005308,125 (Baby coming) 1038 005310,820 -- 005312,857 - Daddy's home! - What are you doing here 1039 005312,989 -- 005314,195 - I come bearing gifts. 1040 005314,323 -- 005317,270 Something for Mommy, something for little Colin Jr. 1041 005317,393 -- 005318,895 Uh, where is he Is he inside 1042 005319,495 -- 005320,439 Little Colin Jr.! 1043 005320,563 -- 005321,667 - His name is Ganesh! 1044 005321,797 -- 005324,175 - G-g-gesundheit! Sorry. What did you say 1045 005324,300 -- 005325,745 - I'm serious. - Ganesh Really 1046 005325,868 -- 005328,178 Is that a vindaloo dish at a cheap Indian takeout 1047 005328,304 -- 005329,374 Here,these are for you. 1048 005329,505 -- 005332,042 - It means god of all things auspicious, remover of obstacles. 1049 005332,174 -- 005335,246 - Oh... Oh hey, hi! We didn't order a cab. How did you get in here 1050 005335,378 -- 005336,356 - Don't be a jerk! 1051 005336,479 -- 005339,426 This is the man who delivered my baby. This is Deepak. 1052 005339,548 -- 005341,289 - Thank you very much! - It's fine! 1053 005341,417 -- 005344,091 - Oh! Hold these for a second, 'cause I have something for you. 1054 005344,220 -- 005346,700 I wanted to thank you. It's your delivery fee. 1055 005346,822 -- 005347,800 (All shouting, indistinct) 1056 005347,924 -- 005350,131 - Please don't do that! - I gotta go. 1057 005350,259 -- 005352,830 - Thank you very, very much! - Get the hell out of my house! 1058 005353,562 -- 005357,305 - OK. Look, I don't know what's going on with you two, 1059 005357,433 -- 005401,245 but the cabbie can drive you to the showroom, but he can't buy you the Dior handbag. 1060 005401,837 -- 005406,081 The good things in life need the good money, and you know that. Think about it. 1061 005406,208 -- 005408,279 (Baby crying) 1062 005410,179 -- 005414,491 i(On phoney Dr. Cabbie, it's Edith, uh, Mrs. Robinson.i 1063 005414,617 -- 005416,961 iYeah, I think somethings wrong.i 1064 005418,054 -- 005420,091 (Camera beeping, shutter clicking) 1065 005420,222 -- 005421,758 - It's good to see you again, Mrs. Robinson. 1066 005421,891 -- 005425,065 - Thank you, doctor. - OK! Let's take a look. 1067 005431,367 -- 005434,405 Mrs. Robinson, you need to see an ophthalmologist right away. 1068 005434,537 -- 005438,007 - My health plan only allows that once a year. It'll have to wait. 1069 005438,140 -- 005440,620 - How about we end our date with a drive to the hospital 1070 005440,743 -- 005442,780 Now, Mrs. Robinson, 1071 005442,912 -- 005445,916 blood pressure medication, Ramipril, once a day. 1072 005446,048 -- 005448,426 - Oh, son, you're taking a huge risk. 1073 005450,152 -- 005451,563 - Shall we 1074 005456,258 -- 005457,965 - They're so big! 1075 005458,094 -- 005459,698 (Laughing) I know! 1076 005459,829 -- 005501,570 You can have them too! 1077 005504,000 -- 005506,378 - Socks! - Yeah, socks! No one has to know! 1078 005506,502 -- 005507,947 (Laughing) All right! 1079 005508,070 -- 005509,014 - Underneath, so like... 1080 005509,138 -- 005511,914 - Like that - Oh, yes! So it's like boobies! 1081 005512,041 -- 005513,486 All right! - The tea, is it hot 1082 005513,609 -- 005515,111 - Put this over there! Come on! - OK! 1083 005515,244 -- 005516,552 - They're gonna be here soon, guys! 1084 005516,679 -- 005518,556 i- Look at these gulab jamun. They're completely cold!i 1085 005518,681 -- 005520,217 - Go and microwave them, then! 1086 005520,349 -- 005522,056 - Why do it now - Please! 1087 005522,952 -- 005524,898 (Rani) OK, I think it looks... (Vijay) Come on, Rani, 1088 005525,021 -- 005526,864 put this over there! Yeah! - Hello, family! 1089 005526,989 -- 005527,933 - They're here! (Nellie) on! 1090 005528,057 -- 005531,061 - Ah, Natalie! Welcome to our home! 1091 005531,193 -- 005534,140 (Rani) Yeah! - Natalie, can I have the baby 1092 005534,263 -- 005538,439 - Oh, our little, white Ganesh! - My little Ganesh! Just look at him! 1093 005538,567 -- 005540,478 - Come, come! - Look at him! 1094 005540,603 -- 005543,049 (Rani) That's what you said, Look at him! 1095 005543,172 -- 005544,242 - Hi, guys! 1096 005544,373 -- 005546,080 - Open your eyes, baby! 1097 005546,809 -- 005549,050 (Nellie) He's a darling! 1098 005549,178 -- 005550,213 - Little baby nose! 1099 005550,346 -- 005551,416 (All three laughing) 1100 005552,048 -- 005554,995 - His eyes are just like Deepu's! Look! 1101 005555,117 -- 005556,892 (Vijay) How did that happen - That's because 1102 005557,019 -- 005600,193 we're all connected by an akashic field. - Of course! 1103 005600,322 -- 005602,563 - You know, Deepu's never had a girlfriend before. 1104 005602,691 -- 005604,398 (Coughing) (Vijay) Oh, nice boy! 1105 005604,527 -- 005606,336 - You're so lucky! 1106 005606,462 -- 005611,002 I had to kiss a lot of frogs before I found my maharaja! 1107 005612,068 -- 005614,241 Me! (Laughing) 1108 005614,370 -- 005617,214 - Where, um... where'd you find him 1109 005617,973 -- 005621,216 i(Rani) Well-- - Oh! Try the gulab jamun!i 1110 005621,343 -- 005622,617 - Brown balls (Rani) Yeah! 1111 005622,745 -- 005623,689 - They're very good. 1112 005623,813 -- 005625,918 - Trust me, once you go brown, you'll never frown. 1113 005626,048 -- 005627,220 (Vijay) So true. (Rani) Promise! 1114 005627,349 -- 005628,555 'Huh 1115 005628,684 -- 005631,062 (Rani) Do it, Deepu! Do it! - Huh' 1116 005631,187 -- 005632,291 - Yeah, OK! 1117 005632,421 -- 005634,128 (Laughing) 1118 005634,256 -- 005637,760 - Uh, Mrs. Chopra, you must be so proud 1119 005637,893 -- 005640,874 to have such a caring, compassionate son. 1120 005640,996 -- 005644,808 - So, you mean I don't have to worry about Deepu's marriage anymore 1121 005644,934 -- 005646,936 - Ma! (Whispering) Joking! 1122 005647,069 -- 005648,605 (Rani) You're so lucky! 1123 005648,737 -- 005650,739 - I always told the studmuffin, 1124 005650,873 -- 005653,149 Let a nice girl dance into your heart... 1125 005653,275 -- 005655,721 (Rani and Vijay laughing) Not the back of your cab. 1126 005655,845 -- 005658,086 (Laughing) - Funny! 1127 005700,716 -- 005702,525 (Laughing) He's so funny! 1128 005703,119 -- 005705,065 - Did, uh... did Rani dance her way into your heart 1129 005705,187 -- 005706,461 - Uh... 1130 005708,324 -- 005710,304 (Speaking Hindi) 1131 005710,426 -- 005711,996 - Yes, Uncle, tell us! 1132 005712,128 -- 005713,766 - OK... - Come on! 1133 005713,896 -- 005715,807 (Chuckling) It was so long ago! 1134 005715,931 -- 005718,969 - Tell them, honey! Tell them! 1135 005719,101 -- 005720,910 - It was the 90s. - Yeah! 1136 005721,036 -- 005722,743 i(Vijay) I'd been here 3 years.i 1137 005723,272 -- 005727,448 iThe government was sending me back to India on urgent business.i 1138 005727,576 -- 005728,782 (Both exclaiming) 1139 005728,911 -- 005730,754 But before I left, 1140 005730,880 -- 005733,326 there was one thing I simply had to do 1141 005734,416 -- 005737,989 watch Renee Rogers dance at my favourite venue 1142 005738,120 -- 005739,963 for the performing arts. (Soft music) 1143 005740,089 -- 005741,033 (Sighing) 1144 005741,157 -- 005742,602 - You - I know! 1145 005742,725 -- 005745,797 - I bought a front-row orchestra seat. 1146 005745,928 -- 005747,874 (Rani and Vijay laughing) 1147 005747,997 -- 005749,135 - Big money! 1148 005749,265 -- 005752,712 i(Vijay) That night, Rani was Eve,i 1149 005752,835 -- 005754,712 iand the stage was her garden.i 1150 005754,837 -- 005757,477 iRemy Yeah! Like magic!i 1151 005757,606 -- 005801,053 - Such poise, such artistry... 1152 005801,177 -- 005805,148 (Rani) Oh, honey! He's so sweet! 1153 005805,281 -- 005809,752 i- The finer details of her costume filled my eyes with wonder.i 1154 005810,319 -- 005811,559 - Silky! 1155 005812,454 -- 005815,958 i(Vijay) I was so moved... (Rani laughing)i 1156 005816,091 -- 005820,164 ...I was ready to... pop... the question. 1157 005820,296 -- 005821,240 - So romantic! 1158 005821,363 -- 005822,740 - Marry me, babe! 1159 005822,865 -- 005825,175 (Both grunting) 1160 005826,101 -- 005829,776 Please! Make me the happiest man alive, darling! 1161 005830,306 -- 005831,478 Ah! 1162 005831,607 -- 005833,177 - Looks like I just did! (Fireworks) 1163 005833,309 -- 005836,085 - Hmm! - That's so romantic! 1164 005836,212 -- 005837,350 (Deepak) That's so sweet! 1165 005837,479 -- 005842,155 - You know, Viju, I always say, When in Rome, do the Romans! 1166 005842,284 -- 005843,262 - I did! 1167 005843,385 -- 005845,490 (Rani and Nellie laughing) 1168 005852,294 -- 005853,671 (Door opening) 1169 005853,796 -- 005855,366 (Door creaking) 1170 005859,068 -- 005900,445 Hmm 1171 005900,569 -- 005903,345 (Mimi imitating cat meowing and purring) 1172 005903,472 -- 005905,247 (Mimi giggling) 1173 005909,912 -- 005911,448 Don't don't don't you want me... 1174 005911,580 -- 005912,854 - I hope you're ready, doctor! 1175 005913,582 -- 005915,152 (Mimi imitating cat meowing, Deepak gasping) 1176 005915,751 -- 005917,560 Yeah! Come on! 1177 005917,686 -- 005920,189 - Mimi, no! No, Mimi! (Whispering) Sexy doctor! 1178 005920,322 -- 005921,801 Don't you want me 1179 005923,359 -- 005925,270 it Let me show you Don't be shy $1 1180 005925,394 -- 005927,704 (Mimi purring, Deepak grunting) 1181 005927,830 -- 005929,537 What I love and what I like 1182 005929,665 -- 005931,110 - No, Mimi! Please! Please! 1183 005931,233 -- 005933,474 I'm really feeling you tonight 1184 005933,602 -- 005936,515 Tony, wake up! (Giggling) Mmm! 1185 005937,439 -- 005938,577 Boy make you want me 1186 005938,707 -- 005940,118 - Hey! 1187 005940,242 -- 005942,722 It Let me show you Don't be shy $1 1188 005942,845 -- 005944,791 Don't be shy 1189 005945,447 -- 005946,619 - Please! Tony! 1190 005946,749 -- 005948,285 (Music stops) 1191 005948,417 -- 005950,158 i' Deepak! No!i 1192 005950,286 -- 005952,391 (Deepak and Tony) Mimi! Mimi! 1193 005952,521 -- 005953,727 (All screaming) 1194 005954,290 -- 005955,234 (Gasping) 1195 005955,357 -- 005957,428 (All screaming, Mimi crying) 1196 005957,559 -- 005959,664 - Natalie, Natalie, look, I've stopped drinking. 1197 005959,795 -- 010001,331 I'm... I'm cleaning up my act. 1198 010001,463 -- 010006,071 Look, I know I've been an ass, and I do not expect you to forgive me, OK 1199 010006,935 -- 010008,073 Hear me out! Hear me out! 1200 010008,203 -- 010012,083 Look, look, I'll... I'll understand if you say no. 1201 010014,610 -- 010016,920 (Sighing) Can I just hold my son 1202 010017,980 -- 010020,187 - Oh! Look at that smile! 1203 010020,316 -- 010023,024 - Oh! That's the most beautiful face I've ever seen. 1204 010023,152 -- 010025,655 i' Hmm! (Both laughing)i 1205 010025,788 -- 010028,325 - We do good work! - Hmm! 1206 010028,457 -- 010030,664 (Camera shutter clicking) 1207 010032,294 -- 010034,205 - Whoa! Broke a window! 1208 010034,330 -- 010035,468 (Laughing) 1209 010036,765 -- 010038,540 - You've done a very good job. 1210 010038,667 -- 010041,477 Our backers are very pleased! - Ah... 1211 010041,603 -- 010045,949 - The media is loving our family-man spin. - Yeah, but it's killing my mojo. 1212 010046,075 -- 010048,521 (Woman) Excuses, excuses! 1213 010048,644 -- 010051,181 - There's 3 things you need to win an election 1214 010051,313 -- 010054,851 money, media and minorities. 1215 010054,983 -- 010055,984 Come on, Bonnie! 1216 010056,118 -- 010057,791 That's Amore by Rocco Granata 1217 010057,920 -- 010059,456 In Napoli... 1218 010101,490 -- 010103,367 - So, welcome to my home! 1219 010103,492 -- 010107,099 Well, upstairs... I live upstairs. - Oh, OK! 1220 010108,097 -- 010110,941 Here's what they say 1221 010111,066 -- 010113,273 (Lively music) 1222 010116,004 -- 010120,475 it When the Moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie $1 1223 010120,609 -- 010122,555 That's amore 1224 010124,380 -- 010129,489 it When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine $1 1225 010129,618 -- 010130,722 That's amore 1226 010133,555 -- 010135,057 Bells will ring... 1227 010135,190 -- 010137,602 - Antipasto. - Thank you! 1228 010138,394 -- 010140,271 (Speaking Italian) 1229 010140,396 -- 010141,534 - Thank you! 1230 010141,663 -- 010142,903 - No octopussy 1231 010143,031 -- 010146,501 - No... no octopussy today, Mimi. - Octopussy 1232 010146,635 -- 010149,582 - It's Mimi's special. (Giggling) Mmm! 1233 010149,705 -- 010152,549 - Thank you! - You're welcome! 1234 010153,675 -- 010155,211 Hmph! 1235 010155,344 -- 010156,982 - Please! 1236 010157,913 -- 010159,290 Oh! So, uh... 1237 010159,415 -- 010204,626 my family is having this really small birthday party for me next week, and... 1238 010204,920 -- 010209,096 and we would just love for you to be there. - Of course! I'd love that. 1239 010210,492 -- 010212,233 So, what can I get for the birthday boy 1240 010212,361 -- 010215,934 - Well, a residency in a hospital would be great. 1241 010216,064 -- 010218,704 (Chuckling) - How's it going on that front 1242 010218,834 -- 010222,543 - Good! You know, actually, I've applied to some US schools and... 1243 010222,671 -- 010226,778 Um, you know, it's such a long shot and-- 1244 010226,909 -- 010230,083 - No, that's great! Really! - Yeah! 1245 010230,212 -- 010233,716 And I might not even go by the end. - You gotta do what you gotta do, right 1246 010234,183 -- 010235,321 - Yeah! 1247 010236,852 -- 010237,922 (Natalie clearing her throat) 1248 010245,294 -- 010246,898 Hi, Tony! 1249 010301,610 -- 010302,816 - I'm sorry, boss! 1250 010315,390 -- 010317,563 (Tires screeching) 1251 010324,166 -- 010326,646 - Hey! Miss 1252 010330,372 -- 010331,442 Look, miss, we've... 1253 010331,573 -- 010333,052 Look, we've all had our bad days. 1254 010333,175 -- 010336,179 Miss - Leave me alone! Go away! 1255 010337,446 -- 010339,858 - This bridge... (Sighing) 1256 010341,250 -- 010343,025 It's not high enough to kill anyone. 1257 010344,786 -- 010346,561 You're just gonna wake up in the hospital, 1258 010346,688 -- 010350,727 broken bones, face mangled beyond recognition. 1259 010350,859 -- 010352,861 - Don't get close, or I'll jump! 1260 010352,995 -- 010355,305 (Crying) 1261 010355,430 -- 010357,569 - I can give you a ride to a taller bridge, huh 1262 010357,699 -- 010400,441 My... my cab is right there. 1263 010401,470 -- 010403,040 - Go away! 1264 010403,171 -- 010404,809 - I'm going. 1265 010404,940 -- 010406,817 (Crying) 1266 010413,315 -- 010415,158 - I'm in love. 1267 010419,454 -- 010421,058 And I'm pregnant. 1268 010423,191 -- 010427,162 My boyfriend... is a white guy. 1269 010429,231 -- 010431,006 If my family finds out-- 1270 010431,133 -- 010432,203 Stay right where you are! 1271 010437,239 -- 010438,309 - I'm in love too. 1272 010439,841 -- 010441,821 And she's a white girl. 1273 010442,611 -- 010445,353 And I'm not sure she sees a future with me. 1274 010446,748 -- 010448,352 I get it. 1275 010448,483 -- 010451,589 (Sniffling) - What are you doing about it 1276 010452,254 -- 010453,927 - I'm trying to build bridges... 1277 010455,991 -- 010456,969 not jump off them. 1278 010458,060 -- 010459,562 - What's her name 1279 010459,695 -- 010501,106 - Natalie. 1280 010502,431 -- 010503,569 - Boring! 1281 010503,699 -- 010505,372 - OK! 1282 010506,768 -- 010508,372 What's yours 1283 010509,705 -- 010511,707 - Zarah. 1284 010511,840 -- 010513,148 - I'm Deepak. 1285 010513,942 -- 010515,580 (Crying) 1286 010515,711 -- 010518,089 - It will kill my parents if they knew! 1287 010518,213 -- 010520,784 - Zarah, if you jump off this bridge, 1288 010521,950 -- 010523,156 your love ends. 1289 010524,386 -- 010527,799 But if you walk this way, you can bring hope. 1290 010529,124 -- 010531,764 You don't wanna kill your love, Zarah. 1291 010533,061 -- 010535,701 Hey. Hey, come on. 1292 010538,634 -- 010540,978 You don't wanna do this. - Let me go! 1293 010541,103 -- 010544,277 God! Please! Please! 1294 010544,406 -- 010545,680 - Come on, Zarah. 1295 010552,881 -- 010554,656 (Crying) 1296 010554,783 -- 010555,989 - It's gonna be OK! 1297 010559,154 -- 010600,258 H's OK. 1298 010600,389 -- 010603,962 Zarah, promise me you'll tell your family about this. 1299 010605,727 -- 010607,764 (Sighing) Zarah,these are for you. 1300 010609,297 -- 010611,174 They'll help keep you calm, 1301 010611,667 -- 010614,671 and they're perfectly safe during your pregnancy. 1302 010615,671 -- 010619,881 But just one a day for 2 weeks, OK 1303 010620,742 -- 010622,983 (Foreign language)I 1304 010649,805 -- 010651,478 (Electronic Indian music) 1305 010651,740 -- 010652,878 (Electronic Indian music) 1306 010712,561 -- 010714,598 (Rani) Honey! (Nellie) Hello! 1307 010714,730 -- 010717,711 - Oh, look at the two of you! - Ah 1308 010717,833 -- 010718,903 - Ah 1309 010719,034 -- 010720,877 (All) Ah! 1310 010721,002 -- 010723,949 - Real good, Britney Spears! (Rani) Yay, Britney! 1311 010724,673 -- 010726,243 - On! My, my! 1312 010726,374 -- 010729,378 - Look at this! Huh' All me. 1313 010729,511 -- 010731,889 - Yeah. Oh,wow! 1314 010732,748 -- 010736,525 (Nellie) Oh, Natalie! There you are. - I didn't even recognize you. Oh, hi! 1315 010736,651 -- 010737,755 'Hi! 1316 010737,886 -- 010739,832 - My hair, you mean. That's all Rani. 1317 010739,955 -- 010741,730 - Yeah, thank you! 1318 010741,857 -- 010744,394 (All cheering) 1319 010745,260 -- 010746,500 - Come on, come on! 1320 010746,628 -- 010748,107 - Shame on you! Oh, shame! - Come dance! 1321 010748,230 -- 010750,972 - Where, um... where is the birthday boy - on! 1322 010751,099 -- 010753,705 - Where is Deepak That's right. Where is he 1323 010754,069 -- 010755,139 - Where is he 1324 010756,338 -- 010758,818 (Popping, all cheering) 1325 010758,940 -- 010800,647 - Champagne for everybody! 1326 010800,776 -- 010802,778 For he's a jolly good fellow 1327 010802,911 -- 010805,323 For he's a jolly good fellow 1328 010805,447 -- 010808,485 For he's a jolly good fellow 1329 010809,951 -- 010812,557 Which nobody can deny 1330 010812,687 -- 010815,133 (All cheering and applauding) 1331 010817,325 -- 010819,464 (Electronic Indian music) 1332 010828,904 -- 010830,406 (Singing in foreign language) 1333 010830,539 -- 010831,813 Uh-huh 1334 010836,478 -- 010837,479 Really 1335 010851,226 -- 010852,261 Come on 1336 010909,511 -- 010911,320 - Happy birthday, Dr. Cabbie. 1337 010912,681 -- 010913,921 Hey.)'- . Hey- 1338 010916,318 -- 010919,697 - So, I, uh... I thought you said it was a small party. 1339 010919,821 -- 010921,926 (Chuckling) - It's not that big. 1340 010923,625 -- 010925,400 By Indian standards. 1341 010925,527 -- 010927,131 - Oh, right. 1342 010932,033 -- 010933,979 You've been running away from me all night. 1343 010935,303 -- 010938,944 - Natalie, look, it's... it's OK. 1344 010939,074 -- 010942,988 I... I may never end up being a doctor again, 1345 010943,111 -- 010945,489 and could just be a cabbie for the rest of my life. 1346 010945,614 -- 010948,618 - Wait... What are you talking about 1347 010950,252 -- 010951,697 - I saw the pictures in the newspaper. 1348 010953,021 -- 010956,127 - Listen, he tricked me. 1349 010957,392 -- 011000,032 He planted those pictures for his potential campaign, 1350 011000,161 -- 011003,904 and... l should've known better. 1351 011005,634 -- 011007,511 - Colin can offer you the world. 1352 011008,403 -- 011011,407 - He can, and he did. 1353 011013,742 -- 011015,153 But I have my own. 1354 011017,679 -- 011019,784 (Crowd) Tony! Tony! 1355 011019,915 -- 011022,327 (Rapping in foreign language) 1356 011050,378 -- 011051,721 - Whoo-hoo! 1357 011054,182 -- 011057,857 - Hey! - No! No! What are you doing 1358 011103,792 -- 011107,239 (Man singing in foreign language) 1359 011112,968 -- 011114,948 (Laughing) 1360 011115,070 -- 011116,981 Uh-huh 1361 011117,105 -- 011119,711 Uh-huh mm-hmm 1362 011121,042 -- 011123,886 (Crowd cheering and whistling) 1363 011151,840 -- 011153,717 (Muffled music) 1364 011200,015 -- 011201,016 (Deepak) What's going on 1365 011201,916 -- 011203,554 (Deepak grunting) 1366 011204,686 -- 011207,064 (Officer, echoing) Deepak Chopra, you are under arrest. 1367 011207,355 -- 011209,767 You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say 1368 011209,891 -- 011213,498 can or will used against you in a court of law. 1369 011213,628 -- 011216,575 You have a right to an attorney... (Natalie) Don't worry! 1370 011216,698 -- 011219,110 ...one will be appointed to you. Do you understand your rights 1371 011219,234 -- 011220,440 (Deepak) Please! 1372 011220,568 -- 011221,706 Tony! 1373 011221,836 -- 011223,372 (Tony) No, please! Where are you taking him 1374 011223,505 -- 011225,644 (Deepak) Please, listen to me! This is a mistake! 1375 011236,351 -- 011238,388 i- Zarah's life hangs by a thread.i 1376 011238,520 -- 011241,364 So does Dr. Cabbie's fate. Once the darling of the city, 1377 011241,489 -- 011243,992 he could now face up to 15 years in jail 1378 011244,125 -- 011246,605 ion charges ranging from impersonating a doctori 1379 011246,728 -- 011248,833 ito dispensing controlled drugs without a licensei 1380 011248,963 -- 011251,876 iand criminal negligence causing bodily harm.i 1381 011252,200 -- 011255,943 i(Man) The cabbie from India who fought for his hospital residencyi 1382 011256,071 -- 011259,416 imay be fighting for his own residency in this country.i 1383 011300,075 -- 011301,452 - Please, please! 1384 011301,576 -- 011306,423 I'm here today to offer support, I'm hereto offer sympathy, 1385 011306,981 -- 011308,483 and more than anything, to find solutions 1386 011308,616 -- 011311,756 to help this shattered family and this outraged city. 1387 011311,886 -- 011314,730 iWell, after this Dr. Cabbie's trial,i 1388 011315,356 -- 011318,963 ion behalf of the Mahmoods, our law firm is gonna launch a civil suiti 1389 011319,094 -- 011321,870 ithat will make sure that this hard-working, immigrant family...i 1390 011322,397 -- 011324,138 inever has to work another day in their lives.i 1391 011324,265 -- 011326,006 iThank you. That's all for now. (Woman) One question!i 1392 011329,070 -- 011330,515 (Inmates shouting and whistling) 1393 011336,077 -- 011337,522 - Your lawyer's here. 1394 011341,950 -- 011343,224 - Hey! 1395 011344,519 -- 011345,896 - What are you doing here 1396 011347,122 -- 011349,033 - I'm hereto see you, idiot! 1397 011349,624 -- 011350,625 I, um... 1398 011351,126 -- 011353,606 I started my own law firm today. 1399 011356,764 -- 011358,300 As your first patient, 1400 011358,766 -- 011403,146 I'd like to ask you if you'd be my first client. 1401 011404,439 -- 011407,443 - Natalie, I do not want to drag you into all of this. 1402 011407,575 -- 011411,022 - Deepak, I dragged myself into this the moment I set foot in your cab. 1403 011411,146 -- 011412,557 - You're wasting your time. 1404 011413,515 -- 011415,859 - Do you believe you did the right thing by treating those people 1405 011416,484 -- 011420,398 (Sighing) - Drop it! It's over. 1406 011424,893 -- 011426,600 - Maybe I was wrong about you. 1407 011427,929 -- 011429,840 Maybe you don't believe what you did was right. 1408 011431,633 -- 011434,079 Maybe you're not the man I thought you were. 1409 011435,003 -- 011436,414 - I'm not. 1410 011437,939 -- 011439,850 (Keys jingling) 1411 011450,685 -- 011453,495 Attorney Wilman! Please wait! 1412 011455,823 -- 011457,200 i- Sign here.i 1413 011500,128 -- 011502,540 I'm gonna need a lot of autographs. 1414 011503,464 -- 011506,206 By the way, really liking the stubble, doc. 1415 011509,437 -- 011511,542 Bail was set at $25,000. 1416 011512,607 -- 011514,382 Your uncle took care of it. 1417 011516,211 -- 011520,682 Before you sign this rookie who is going up against a 28-year veteran, 1418 011521,549 -- 011524,257 just know that there's always a risk. 1419 011525,220 -- 011528,599 Like, a risk that you may never be a doctor again. 1420 011528,723 -- 011530,327 (Chuckling) 1421 011530,458 -- 011531,960 - We're in this together. 1422 011532,694 -- 011533,729 - Hey... 1423 011538,900 -- 011541,676 (Colin) Hmm! Wilcher! - Uh-huh' 1424 011541,803 -- 011543,180 (Colin chuckling) 1425 011543,304 -- 011545,284 - Wilchie! - Uh-huh' 1426 011545,406 -- 011546,714 - These pics are great. 1427 011547,242 -- 011548,516 - Here you go. 1428 011548,643 -- 011550,919 The cops have been following this guy for months. 1429 011551,045 -- 011554,515 - You nail this cabbie, I'll make you my chief legal officer 1430 011554,649 -- 011555,627 when I'm elected mayor. 1431 011555,750 -- 011557,923 Look, I don't care how you do it,just... 1432 011558,920 -- 011602,060 get Dr. Rickshaw sent back to wherever the hell it is he came from. 1433 011602,190 -- 011605,330 - Dr. Curry will be sent home in a hurry. Not to worry. 1434 011605,827 -- 011607,670 - That's racist. - Uh... 1435 011607,795 -- 011611,800 - I gotta keep this stupid family-man act up till after the election. 1436 011611,933 -- 011613,606 I just want him out of Natalie's life. 1437 011614,202 -- 011616,113 - Hey, listen, talking about your baby-mama, 1438 011616,871 -- 011618,714 I hear she wants to play lawyer. 1439 011618,840 -- 011622,788 Is she any good - Oh, Natalie's very, very good. 1440 011623,611 -- 011625,147 She used to work under me. 1441 011625,280 -- 011627,055 - I like a good fight. 1442 011627,181 -- 011628,956 - Oh, you mean as a lawyer Pfft! 1443 011629,917 -- 011632,193 No, I... l wouldn't worry about her. 1444 011632,620 -- 011635,533 Lawyer! (Laughing) 1445 011642,297 -- 011644,334 - Hey. you all right 1446 011645,300 -- 011646,244 (Nellie) Deepu 1447 011646,367 -- 011648,210 Deepu... (Rani) Hi, Deepu! 1448 011648,336 -- 011650,338 (All encouraging) 1449 011650,471 -- 011653,111 - Natalie! Natalie, are you ready Are you ready 1450 011653,241 -- 011655,016 - Papa's with you! - It's all gonna be OK. 1451 011655,143 -- 011656,247 - Papa's with you! 1452 011658,713 -- 011700,784 - Sir Natalie Wilman. 1453 011705,953 -- 011706,988 Hmm... 1454 011707,121 -- 011709,431 - Hey! Come here, come here. 1455 011710,224 -- 011713,831 You know what I'm actually in a pretty generous mood today, 1456 011713,961 -- 011717,534 so, uh, you get your client to plead guilty... 1457 011717,665 -- 011719,941 (Clearing throat) ...to impersonating a doctor, 1458 011720,668 -- 011723,274 then I'll drop all the other charges. What do you say 1459 011723,404 -- 011724,474 (Chuckling) 1460 011724,605 -- 011728,212 - He's innocent, and pleading guilty means deportation. 1461 011728,343 -- 011729,617 - Ah! - So no deal. 1462 011729,744 -- 011731,018 - All rise! 1463 011731,145 -- 011732,453 (Exhaling sharply) 1464 011740,855 -- 011742,630 - Mr. Chopra, how do you plead 1465 011743,991 -- 011745,197 - I object, Your Honour. 1466 011747,028 -- 011751,636 - Miss Wilman, normally you only object to things he says. 1467 011751,766 -- 011754,838 Objecting to what the judge says can seriously offend him. 1468 011754,969 -- 011757,575 - Your Honour, you referred to my client as Mr. Chopra. 1469 011757,705 -- 011800,379 He's a certified doctor and deserves to be addressed as such. 1470 011802,744 -- 011803,916 - Mr. Chopra 1471 011806,147 -- 011807,251 - Not guilty, Your Honour. 1472 011807,382 -- 011809,328 - Yes! Not guilty! - Shhh! What are you doing 1473 011809,450 -- 011811,020 - OK. 1474 011812,920 -- 011813,898 Let's go! 1475 011814,021 -- 011816,695 (Officer) After putting Mr. Chopra under surveillance, 1476 011816,824 -- 011819,236 I found a full medical clinic, 1477 011819,360 -- 011821,863 client charts and prescription drugs 1478 011821,996 -- 011825,034 like oxycodone, morphine and lorazepam. 1479 011825,166 -- 011829,444 - But Dr. Chopra said it was a symptom of retinal detachment, 1480 011829,570 -- 011833,780 and he dragged me off to the ER. - And was his diagnosis accurate 1481 011833,908 -- 011836,013 - Well, the specialist said if I had waited, 1482 011836,144 -- 011837,555 I would've lost my eye. 1483 011837,678 -- 011838,679 - Thank you. 1484 011838,813 -- 011842,454 - You are saying that you paid Mr. Chopra $50 1485 011842,583 -- 011845,257 as payment for medical services. 1486 011845,386 -- 011847,024 - Yes, but it was a tip! 1487 011847,155 -- 011848,634 - For medical services. 1488 011848,756 -- 011850,360 Yes or no 1489 011851,125 -- 011852,399 Yes or no, Mrs. Robinson 1490 011852,527 -- 011854,598 - Yes. - Thank you. 1491 011854,729 -- 011857,175 Thank you very much for clarifying that. 1492 011858,199 -- 011859,177 (Sighing) 1493 011903,438 -- 011904,610 (Sighing) 1494 011910,578 -- 011913,218 - I came here thinking I could make a difference. 1495 011914,849 -- 011916,192 What have I done 1496 011918,119 -- 011919,530 I've shamed our family. 1497 011920,788 -- 011922,665 (Sighing) 1498 011922,790 -- 011924,736 I've ruined Papa's legacy. 1499 011927,962 -- 011932,877 - Deepu, there are 3 things that can never be hidden 1500 011934,135 -- 011938,208 The Sun, the Moon and the truth. 1501 011939,474 -- 011943,354 iAnd the truth is you help people, Beta.i 1502 011943,478 -- 011944,980 (M uttering indistinctly) 1503 011946,314 -- 011947,884 - Not everybody thinks so. 1504 011950,818 -- 011952,263 - Well, then, they're mean. 1505 011953,421 -- 011955,662 But you know what they say about mean people 1506 011955,790 -- 012000,330 That they come back in their next life as a fly and eat poop! 1507 012000,461 -- 012003,032 (Laughing) 1508 012003,164 -- 012004,336 (Sniffling) 1509 012016,744 -- 012017,688 (Tony) Here we go. 1510 012017,812 -- 012020,486 (Simone) Tony, don't be nervous. Just be yourself, OK 1511 012020,615 -- 012024,324 - So, what was this, then A little side-business you two had going 1512 012024,452 -- 012025,692 (Judge clearing throat) 1513 012026,954 -- 012028,160 (Clearing throat) 1514 012029,357 -- 012030,597 - Uh... (Audience groaning) 1515 012030,725 -- 012035,731 See, as brownies, we'll do a lot for an extra buck, huh 1516 012035,863 -- 012040,972 We'll, uh... cut your hair with one hand and we'll cut your taxes with the other. 1517 012041,102 -- 012042,137 (Audience laughing) 1518 012042,270 -- 012045,410 Asking me to deliver a baby in the back of my cab for an extra $20, 1519 012045,540 -- 012048,749 I mean, that's a little much, even for us, huh 1520 012049,877 -- 012052,653 (Wilcher) Thank you very much. That was a compelling comedy routine. 1521 012052,780 -- 012054,782 - Uh, you know... 1522 012056,117 -- 012100,429 Deepak, man, he saved 2 lives in the cab. 1523 012100,555 -- 012101,499 Two lives! 1524 012101,622 -- 012103,499 He's a hero. 1525 012104,625 -- 012105,763 Our hero. 1526 012106,193 -- 012110,005 - Mr. Donaldson, what did Dr. Chopra prescribe you 1527 012110,131 -- 012112,873 - Herbal medicine and hope. 1528 012115,703 -- 012118,843 What's the matter with all you stupid, smart people 1529 012120,441 -- 012123,115 There's a lot of people in this country! They need doctors! 1530 012123,244 -- 012125,588 (inhaling sharply) And you've got your heads 1531 012125,713 -- 012129,388 so far up your asses, you can't see you got a really good one 1532 012129,517 -- 012131,292 sitting right there in front of you! 1533 012132,219 -- 012134,358 I'm on my way out, 1534 012135,289 -- 012137,860 but he just might save your life one day! 1535 012140,061 -- 012142,234 You're gonna beat it, kid! 1536 012143,531 -- 012147,604 You gotta grab 'em by the balls and enjoy the ride! 1537 012147,735 -- 012149,146 (Wilcher) Your Honour, please! 1538 012151,839 -- 012154,410 - The defence calls Zarah Mahmood to the stand. 1539 012200,281 -- 012203,990 - Zarah, you swallowed the whole bottle of antidepressants. 1540 012204,619 -- 012205,654 Why' 1541 012206,654 -- 012210,727 - When I overheard my mom and dad say... 1542 012212,426 -- 012214,064 that I had shamed them... 1543 012216,097 -- 012217,576 they would rather die... 1544 012218,265 -- 012219,972 (Sniffling) 1545 012220,101 -- 012222,638 I decided to take my own life... 1546 012223,471 -- 012225,576 (Crying) 1547 012226,807 -- 012228,480 ...to let them live. 1548 012228,609 -- 012231,681 - Now, tell us the night that you contemplated suicide, 1549 012231,812 -- 012234,224 did Mr. Chopra... did he call 911 1550 012235,650 -- 012238,096 - No. - No. Did he call social services 1551 012239,453 -- 012241,091 - No. - Did he call your parents 1552 012241,789 -- 012245,430 - No. - Zarah, did Dr. Chopra, in any way, 1553 012245,993 -- 012248,132 influence your decision to take your life 1554 012249,163 -- 012252,144 (Chuckling) - He saved my life. 1555 012253,968 -- 012258,474 - But he did give you a bottle of illegal prescription drugs. 1556 012258,606 -- 012301,416 Is that correct - Yes. 1557 012301,542 -- 012305,922 - Zarah, Mr. Chopra was an irresponsible young man 1558 012306,047 -- 012308,027 who failed in his basic civil duty. 1559 012308,149 -- 012310,686 - Objection, Your Honour! - Sustained! 1560 012311,318 -- 012313,423 - I stand corrected, sir. Thank you, Zarah. 1561 012316,424 -- 012318,529 (Judge) Careful, Mr. Wilcher. 1562 012324,665 -- 012326,941 - My parents used to bring me here when I was little. 1563 012328,269 -- 012330,215 I like to come out here when I miss them. 1564 012332,473 -- 012333,781 - Look at each plane. 1565 012334,508 -- 012338,251 So many different people, so many different dreams. 1566 012339,380 -- 012341,758 How many of them actually come true 1567 012343,117 -- 012346,121 - Your dream of becoming a doctor has turned into a real nightmare, huh 1568 012349,557 -- 012352,094 - I was bound by an oath that Hook. 1569 012353,427 -- 012354,838 - You always keep your promises 1570 012355,863 -- 012357,900 - Yeah, of course. 1571 012359,400 -- 012401,175 (Wind whistling) 1572 012405,906 -- 012408,011 (Chuckling) 1573 012425,493 -- 012429,066 (Wilcher) Can you tell me how you justify... 1574 012430,331 -- 012433,540 a tip that is 5 times your cab fare 1575 012435,836 -- 012439,374 - Sir, from what I understand, in some professions, 1576 012439,507 -- 012442,954 people charge $50 for just 5 minutes of service. 1577 012443,077 -- 012444,681 (Wilcher) Prostitutes. 1578 012445,780 -- 012446,815 - Lawyers. 1579 012446,947 -- 012448,483 (Audience laughing) 1580 012448,616 -- 012449,754 (Gavel hitting block) 1581 012449,884 -- 012451,158 (Judge); Order! 1582 012451,285 -- 012455,791 - I'm glad that you're having a good time here, Mr. Chopra, 1583 012456,457 -- 012500,303 but tell me, there are millions of needy in India, 1584 012500,427 -- 012504,307 yet you fly 7,000 miles to come here and treat people for free 1585 012505,132 -- 012507,134 - I came hereto heal people, 1586 012508,469 -- 012510,210 no matter where they come from. 1587 012510,805 -- 012512,842 - That's very, very moving, 1588 012514,041 -- 012515,748 and so sincere. 1589 012517,077 -- 012518,647 But tell me, 1590 012519,914 -- 012523,384 did you at any time know that what you were doing was illegal 1591 012524,952 -- 012528,263 - I had taken an oath-- - Yes or no, Mr. Chopra 1592 012531,458 -- 012532,459 - Yes. 1593 012534,995 -- 012536,633 Yes, I did. 1594 012539,166 -- 012540,839 - Thank you, Mr. Chopra. 1595 012542,970 -- 012544,745 - You may step down, Mr. Chopra. 1596 012546,574 -- 012548,850 (Echoing) Mr. Chopra, you may step down. 1597 012615,369 -- 012619,840 (Whispering) I swear to fulfill, to the best of my ability and judgment... 1598 012619,974 -- 012622,318 - Uh, we're finished with the witness. - Please, Your Honour! 1599 012622,443 -- 012626,858 - May I always act so as to preserve the finest traditions of my calling... 1600 012628,515 -- 012634,193 iand may I long experience the joy of healing those who may seek my help.i 1601 012636,557 -- 012639,800 iI will remember that I do not treat a fever chart,i 1602 012640,728 -- 012642,173 ia cancerous growth,i 1603 012643,230 -- 012645,141 but a sick human being. 1604 012646,166 -- 012650,012 I will remember that I remain a member of society 1605 012650,137 -- 012653,118 with special obligations to all human beings. 1606 012654,041 -- 012657,716 I will respect the hard-won scientific gains 1607 012657,845 -- 012700,883 of those physicians in whose steps l walk. 1608 012702,583 -- 012707,293 iI will remember that warmth, sympathy and understanding...i 1609 012708,155 -- 012711,932 imay outweigh the surgeon's knife or the chemist's drug.i 1610 012713,160 -- 012715,766 iI will no! permit race, religion,i 1611 012715,896 -- 012718,433 nationality or social standing 1612 012718,565 -- 012722,843 intervene between my duty and my patients. 1613 012723,671 -- 012727,915 iIf I do not violate this oath, may I be respected while I live,i 1614 012728,042 -- 012729,885 iremembered affectionately thereafter.i 1615 012736,417 -- 012739,057 - Your Honour, may I 1616 012745,225 -- 012748,695 Dr. Chopra, what did you just recite 1617 012750,297 -- 012753,835 - The Hippocratic Oath. - Why' 1618 012754,835 -- 012756,576 - Because I swore to it. 1619 012757,972 -- 012801,886 - Dr. Chopra, do you believe that what you did was right 1620 012802,776 -- 012804,949 - With all my heart, yes. 1621 012808,282 -- 012812,389 And had I not done so, I would've betrayed my profession... 1622 012813,988 -- 012815,729 and everything I believe in. 1623 012817,057 -- 012818,035 - Thank you. 1624 012819,994 -- 012820,972 Your Honour. 1625 012825,766 -- 012826,710 (Sighing) 1626 012826,834 -- 012830,976 - Do you want our great medical system to be run by cabbies 1627 012831,105 -- 012832,641 No. 1628 012832,773 -- 012838,189 I urge you to disregard Mr. Chopra's celebrity status 1629 012838,312 -- 012840,189 and his phony philanthropy, 1630 012841,982 -- 012844,724 and keep in mind his utter contempt for the law. 1631 012845,919 -- 012850,095 - Dr. Chopra is a doctor of medicine. 1632 012851,358 -- 012852,769 He upheld an oath... 1633 012853,794 -- 012857,298 that transcends borders, languages, cultures. 1634 012858,165 -- 012900,167 Members of the jury, I ask you 1635 012901,035 -- 012903,481 what if you were in the back of that cab 1636 012903,604 -- 012905,379 (Soft music) 1637 012905,506 -- 012907,747 Would you find this man guilty 1638 012907,875 -- 012910,287 iif I! was your life that he savedi 1639 012912,346 -- 012914,383 What if it was the life of your child 1640 012920,354 -- 012921,799 (Protesters, chanting) Cabbie! Cabbie...! (Woman) We love you, Dr. Cabbie! 1641 012922,056 -- 012923,399 (Protesters, chanting) Cabbie! Cabbie...! (Woman) We love you, Dr. Cabbie! 1642 012925,092 -- 012926,036 We love you! 1643 012926,160 -- 012927,901 (Protesters cheering) 1644 012928,028 -- 012930,338 (Reporters shouting) 1645 012932,366 -- 012933,777 - Any comment, please! 1646 012933,901 -- 012936,347 - I'm trying to get you to deliver my baby! 1647 012937,171 -- 012938,650 (Woman) We love you! 1648 012941,642 -- 012942,950 - Has the jury reached a verdict 1649 012943,710 -- 012945,087 - Yes, we have, Your Honour. 1650 012945,212 -- 012948,056 - On the charge of impersonating a doctor, what say you 1651 012948,182 -- 012949,126 - Not guilty. 1652 012949,249 -- 012950,193 (Audience sighing) 1653 012950,317 -- 012953,127 - On the charge of criminal negligence causing bodily harm 1654 012953,253 -- 012954,459 - Not guilty. 1655 012954,588 -- 012956,033 (Audience exclaiming) 1656 012956,156 -- 012957,396 (Gavel hitting block) 1657 012958,459 -- 013001,440 i- And possessing and dispensing controlled drugs without a licensei 1658 013001,562 -- 013002,734 - Guilty. 1659 013002,863 -- 013005,867 - Members of the jury, thank you for your time. 1660 013005,999 -- 013009,879 - Your Honour, the prosecution recommends a minimum 4-year jail term, 1661 013010,003 -- 013013,712 after which, since Mr. Chopra is not a citizen of our country, 1662 013013,841 -- 013015,650 we recommend that he be deported. 1663 013015,776 -- 013018,620 (Audience shouting) (Tony) You can't do that! 1664 013019,446 -- 013021,722 - Order! (Tony) Idiot! 1665 013021,849 -- 013024,227 - I'll pronounce the sentence in 2 hours. 1666 013024,351 -- 013025,455 - All rise! 1667 013029,456 -- 013030,457 (Woman) Excuse me... 1668 013032,092 -- 013033,662 - Come on. We don't have much time. 1669 013033,794 -- 013035,171 - Where are we going - You'll see. 1670 013036,630 -- 013038,234 - Natalie! Natalie,just... 1671 013038,599 -- 013039,771 Listen, w...! 1672 013042,035 -- 013043,070 Where are we going 1673 013045,606 -- 013048,177 - Your Honour, I'd like to present important evidence 1674 013048,308 -- 013050,686 before sentencing the accused. - Miss Wilman, 1675 013050,811 -- 013054,486 evidence comes before the guiltynot-guilty thing. 1676 013054,615 -- 013056,424 (Chuckling) 1677 013057,251 -- 013059,094 It's against my better judgment, 1678 013100,287 -- 013101,857 but you may proceed. 1679 013101,989 -- 013105,027 - Your honour, I ask you to consider the value 1680 013105,159 -- 013108,800 Dr. Chopra's deportation would serve his new wife and child. 1681 013108,929 -- 013111,842 - Mr. Chopra was a bachelor when this trial started. 1682 013111,965 -- 013113,467 What am I missing 1683 013113,600 -- 013114,601 - Well... 1684 013117,104 -- 013118,845 - Shhh! 1685 013121,408 -- 013122,648 - You ready, boss 1686 013122,776 -- 013124,653 - Come on! Come on! 1687 013127,514 -- 013130,017 Hi! - Hi! Do you have the marriage license 1688 013130,150 -- 013132,528 - Yeah, here you go. - Marriage license 1689 013132,653 -- 013134,655 - Yeah, you signed that when you signed me. 1690 013134,788 -- 013136,825 Always read the fine print, Dr. Chopra. 1691 013138,425 -- 013140,496 Nervous Me too. It's my first time. 1692 013140,627 -- 013143,198 (Witnesses laughing) 1693 013144,665 -- 013147,612 - Do you want me to marry you only so I can stay in this country 1694 013149,002 -- 013152,643 - No, I... want you to marry me because you love me. 1695 013157,211 -- 013158,281 No! 1696 013159,112 -- 013200,955 - Idiot! 1697 013201,682 -- 013202,683 - What is he doing 1698 013203,283 -- 013205,194 - Is there an objection 1699 013205,319 -- 013208,232 - Yes! I... I object. 1700 013209,523 -- 013211,332 (Nellie, whispering) Deepu, don't! 1701 013211,458 -- 013214,166 - I'm sorry, I... I can't marry you. 1702 013214,294 -- 013215,398 (Nellie) No! 1703 013215,529 -- 013216,837 - Not like this. 1704 013220,367 -- 013221,812 - -Deepu!! 1705 013234,915 -- 013236,258 - Natalie... 1706 013237,684 -- 013239,664 I don't know what tomorrow will bring... 1707 013241,355 -- 013242,925 but with you as my wife 1708 013244,091 -- 013245,764 and Ganesh as my son, 1709 013247,594 -- 013249,164 I know I can face it. 1710 013249,863 -- 013252,434 I promise to love you both forever. 1711 013254,201 -- 013255,839 Will you marry me 1712 013257,170 -- 013258,114 - Of course I will! 1713 013258,238 -- 013300,081 (Witnesses cheering and applauding) 1714 013307,447 -- 013309,017 - I'm so happy! 1715 013310,050 -- 013312,656 - And... now we're happily married. 1716 013312,786 -- 013314,026 (Applause) 1717 013316,857 -- 013317,858 - Thank you, Miss Wilman. 1718 013319,192 -- 013322,002 Prescribing drugs without a license 1719 013322,129 -- 013325,201 has meant ruin for many before you. 1720 013327,768 -- 013331,614 But I see more gain in sentencing you to 500 hours of community service... 1721 013331,738 -- 013334,344 (Audience members exclaiming) ...than putting you in jail. 1722 013335,208 -- 013337,620 And you will not practise without a license. 1723 013338,111 -- 013340,785 Considering your deep family ties in this country, 1724 013341,648 -- 013345,289 it is this court's decision not to deport you. 1725 013345,419 -- 013347,660 (Cheering) 1726 013349,790 -- 013350,768 (Rani) We did n! 1727 013350,891 -- 013352,529 - This court is adjourned. (Gavel banging) 1728 013352,659 -- 013354,661 (Cheering) 1729 013356,396 -- 013358,706 (Tony) Good job, everybody! 1730 013359,833 -- 013401,972 Good job, everybody. Good job! - on! 1731 013403,303 -- 013406,147 - Ah! Ah! 1732 013406,773 -- 013409,754 - We did it! - Let's go, let's go! 1733 013412,446 -- 013415,393 (Vijay) Rani! Rani, let's go! 1734 013415,515 -- 013418,724 (Rani) This is a good thing, right 1735 013418,852 -- 013420,024 Oh my gosh! 1736 013421,288 -- 013423,734 - Oh, Deepak! I love you! 1737 013423,857 -- 013425,495 I love this guy! 1738 013425,625 -- 013428,834 (Bellowing) (Laughing) 1739 013428,962 -- 013430,373 (Vijay) All right, let's eat! 1740 013431,331 -- 013433,743 (Vijay and Tony shouting, indistinct) 1741 013433,867 -- 013435,346 - Yes, yes, yes! 1742 013437,504 -- 013439,245 (Vijay) Come on, let's go! 1743 013439,373 -- 013441,375 - Natalie! Wow! 1744 013441,508 -- 013443,078 So vicious, but sexy! 1745 013443,210 -- 013446,316 Seriously, so much sexier since my baby tumbled out of your vagina. 1746 013446,446 -- 013448,949 That's a compliment! OK, you know what You wouldn't have given 1747 013449,082 -- 013452,689 Slum Doc here a second chance if he hadn't seen your powdered kitty 1748 013452,819 -- 013454,628 in the back of the cab. - Leave it, Deepak. He's drunk. 1749 013456,123 -- 013457,067 - What did you say 1750 013457,190 -- 013459,329 - I said, Birdie Num Num Num Num. 1751 013500,660 -- 013501,695 Oh! 1752 013503,897 -- 013505,137 Oh God! 1753 013505,932 -- 013507,502 - Are you OK - Yeah, well, he just punched-- 1754 013507,634 -- 013510,240 - Dick! - Why does that feel good 1755 013510,370 -- 013512,577 I like that. I don't know why. Oh God, that feels... 1756 013513,974 -- 013516,580 - As I was saying, how does a honeymoon in India sound 1757 013516,710 -- 013518,656 - I'd love to see the Taj Mahal with you. 1758 013523,583 -- 013526,154 (Ringing) 1759 013535,095 -- 013536,836 - Ah! (Speaking Hindi) 1760 013538,832 -- 013541,540 (Shouting gibberish) 1761 013548,008 -- 013549,316 Come on 1762 013549,443 -- 013552,390 (Electronic Indian music) 1763 013600,620 -- 013604,432 Woman on PM Dr. Chopra to radiology. Dr. Chopra, radiology 1764 013604,558 -- 013606,401 - How are you feeling, honey - Fine. 1765 013606,526 -- 013610,668 - I told you false alarms, Braxton Hicks contractions, nothing else. 1766 013610,797 -- 013613,334 - Honey, I'd just really like to give birth in a hospital this time, 1767 013613,467 -- 013615,640 you know what I'm saying - You got it. 1768 013615,769 -- 013617,680 - You don't want me to fall in love with another cabbie, do you 1769 013617,804 -- 013618,976 - Just make sure he's a doctor. 1770 013619,506 -- 013620,883 I'm living the life 1771 013620,974 -- 013622,351 I've been feeling right 1772 013622,476 -- 013625,923 It must be magic 1773 013640,494 -- 013642,440 Dr. Cabbie by Deesha 1774 013642,562 -- 013644,337 (Engine revving) 1775 013703,850 -- 013708,230 You know, I always wonder, will we ever find a cure for cancer 1776 013708,688 -- 013710,861 iIt I'm not home It's an emergency... $1i 1777 013710,991 -- 013712,334 - You know what I wonder' 1778 013713,827 -- 013718,367 Why is a bra singular and panties plural 1779 013719,032 -- 013722,241 iIt My temperature is rising and I just can't stand it $1i 1780 013722,369 -- 013725,782 it Time is running out for you to set me free $1 1781 013725,906 -- 013728,045 Dr. Cabbie Dr. Cabbie... 1782 013728,174 -- 013729,152 - You're looking good, Tony. 1783 013729,276 -- 013731,517 Now, all I need a urine and a stool sample. 1784 013731,645 -- 013733,056 - OK, doc! - OK. 1785 013733,847 -- 013736,418 iTi Dr. Cabbie Dr. Cabbie Can you fix me... $1i 1786 013736,550 -- 013738,928 What are you doing Tony, what-- - Shhh! 1787 013739,052 -- 013740,224 - Tony, what are you doing 1788 013740,854 -- 013742,731 - There you go, doc! That's the way. 1789 013742,856 -- 013743,834 My desire 1790 013743,957 -- 013745,493 The fire's burning higher 1791 013746,192 -- 013747,796 Your body's calling me 1792 013747,928 -- 013750,033 Your body's calling me 1793 013750,163 -- 013751,767 (All shouting) 1794 013751,898 -- 013754,105 - Deepak, I am so sorry! - I don't mean any disrespect. 1795 013754,234 -- 013755,440 - Get the (bleep!) Sorry. 1796 013755,569 -- 013757,446 (All laughing) 1797 013805,145 -- 013807,591 - Do your nipples always get hard when you're cold 1798 013808,148 -- 013809,286 - Only when I'm horny. 1799 013809,416 -- 013811,362 (Both laughing) 1800 013812,152 -- 013813,722 - Are you a safe driver 1801 013814,854 -- 013816,663 - Yeah, I've got a condom on right now. 1802 013816,790 -- 013817,768 (Giggling) 1803 013817,891 -- 013818,892 (Bruno) Show me! 1804 013820,393 -- 013822,805 (Laughing) (Bleep!) 1805 013822,929 -- 013824,306 Another one (Snickering) 1806 013824,431 -- 013827,412 Time for you to set me free 1807 013827,534 -- 013829,775 Dr. Cabbie Dr. Cabbie 1808 013829,903 -- 013833,043 it Can you fix me Fix me up right now $1 1809 013833,173 -- 013835,278 Pick me up right now... 1810 013835,408 -- 013837,354 - How many wives do you have 1811 013838,244 -- 013840,155 - Three... a week, 1812 013840,280 -- 013842,556 hmm, until their husbands find out. (Chuckling) 1813 013842,682 -- 013845,526 - Welcome to the Korma Sutra. 1814 013846,920 -- 013847,921 Ah! 1815 013848,955 -- 013851,333 - On! (Laughing) 1816 013852,726 -- 013856,469 - I ask this girl, OK, politely, 3 times to go out with me. 1817 013856,596 -- 013858,906 iPolitely! And you know what she saysi 1818 013859,032 -- 013901,376 (Snapping fingers) No. Pfft! Just like that. 1819 013901,501 -- 013904,175 - Maybe your approach is all wrong. - What do you mean, my approach is all wrong 1820 013904,304 -- 013905,840 You're the king of approaches, or what 1821 013905,972 -- 013907,178 - OK, show me! 1822 013907,307 -- 013909,287 - You're a dude! - Try. It'll be fun. 1823 013909,409 -- 013910,513 - OK, ahem! 1824 013912,312 -- 013915,020 iIt Time is running out For you to set me free... $1i 1825 013915,148 -- 013916,354 Let's have sex. 1826 013917,083 -- 013919,529 - No, no, Tony-- - Wait, wait! No, no, no! 1827 013919,653 -- 013922,156 Let's have sex, please. - Tony, you can't say that. 1828 013922,288 -- 013924,928 - What do you mean OK, please, let's have sex. 1829 013925,625 -- 013927,798 - Tony-- - Please, let's have sex, please! 1830 013927,927 -- 013929,463 Please, please! Let's have sex, please! - No! 1831 013929,596 -- 013931,303 - You're just like every other woman! 1832 013933,333 -- 013934,607 You suck! 1833 013945,679 -- 013947,625 (Electronic Indian music) 1834 013957,857 -- 013959,564 (Man singing in foreign language) 1835 013959,693 -- 014000,967 Uh-huh 1836 014002,028 -- 014003,029 Uh-huh 1837 014006,032 -- 014007,204 Really 1838 014019,979 -- 014021,219 Come on 1839 014059,085 -- 014100,928 (Tony rapping in foreign language) 1840 014142,929 -- 014146,376 (Man singing in foreign language) 1841 014152,071 -- 014153,641 Uh-huh 1842 014154,574 -- 014155,917 Uh-huh 1843 014156,676 -- 014200,419 Uh-huh mm-hmm 1844 014222,268 -- 014224,748 All I Need Is You by Raghav 1845 014228,074 -- 014231,681 AH I need is you 1846 014231,811 -- 014235,623 AH I need is you 1847 014235,748 -- 014238,991 AH I need is you 1848 014239,118 -- 014242,395 it And I'm so glad I've found you $1 1849 014243,189 -- 014246,261 it And I'm so glad I've found you $1 1850 014248,628 -- 014252,132 it I never thought I'd ever find a love like this $1 1851 014252,532 -- 014255,376 it I never thought I'd find someone like you $1 1852 014256,269 -- 014259,876 iit I thought I'd go through life being so lonely $1i 1853 014300,306 -- 014302,752 it I never thought Pd need it like I do $1 1854 014303,509 -- 014304,579 Ooh 1855 014304,711 -- 014307,885 I wanna be your girl oh 1856 014308,314 -- 014310,419 I've been searching around the world 1857 014310,550 -- 014314,020 And all I need is you 1858 014314,153 -- 014317,532 AH I need is you 1859 014317,657 -- 014321,901 Ooh all I need is you... 125681