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What's going on with you and Jack?
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Rooster told me
you guys had a thing in prison.
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Well, we just used to talk to each other
through the toilet.
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And turns out,
he was lying to me the whole time.
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I gotta say, I thought you were crazy,
but you were right.
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-Mm.
-It feels good.
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Yeah. Sure does.
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What's your name?
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Rooster.
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Rooster. Exotic.
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Don't be puttin' no toenails in there,
tryin' to get a free dog again.
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Nah, it's an engagement ring.
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You need to make a choice.
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Do you want a mother
or whatever this trash calls herself?
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I'm sorry.
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[Wiggles] You made your choice
and you chose Mommy.
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I love you, Wiggles Rosenstein.
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Rooster.
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[Gloria]
That's a Claude van Woodson.
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It's probably worth half a million dollars
if we can get our hands on it.
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What do you say, Jack? Crooked politician
lying to the people while she cashes in?
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Bad enough for ya?
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See these security cameras
inside her house?
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We tap into her Wi-Fi and we get
24-hour surveillance inside her home.
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And the house can air out all weekend
while no one's here. I'm done!
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They're goin' away for the weekend.
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We're gonna be rich!
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[suspenseful music plays]
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When do you think he'll be here?
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Soon, I hope.
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You were right, though.
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A few days ago when you said
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you were worried about someone
screwin' this whole thing up.
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Well, we still have time.
There's no reason to panic.
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Clock is tickin' on this thing, though.
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I mean, figuratively.
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It doesn't tick at all, does it?
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[tape rewinding]
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[clears throat]
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Would you like to be accompanied
when you go to the phone store?
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[mocking] Would you like to be accompanied
when you go to the phone store?
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[chuckles]
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Sure, I'll be down in a sec.
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Whoa. Are you makin' a bomb?
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It's a fizzy water machine.
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I'll make you one, but be warned,
I prefer my carbonation sharp.
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Like the devil dancin' on my tongue.
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Well, maybe later.
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Gloria and I are gonna
walk to the phone store.
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If we're gonna hit
the Congresswoman's house Saturday,
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we're all gonna need
to be able to communicate.
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So it takes two people
to go to the phone store, does it?
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Is this a date?
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No, it's not. I just wanted to see
the inside of a phone store.
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Why? Did she say something to you?
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Told me she saw you naked through
the bullet hole in the twins' bedroom.
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Said you got abs.
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Kinda.
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-Let's hit it. Hmm?
-Oh.
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She also said
your nipples are nicely placed.
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Have fun, lovebirds.
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Here. I put all of our numbers
in your phone.
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If you wanna call Barb,
press "Barb."
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If you wanna call me,
press "Gloria."
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If you wanna call Rooster...
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Wait, wait, let me guess.
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[chuckles] Sorry, I'm just used to having
to spell it all out for Barb and Rooster.
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Yeah, I hear ya.
They're an interesting pair, those two.
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The other day, I had to explain
that there's no cotton in cotton candy.
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-[chuckles]
-Took a good chunk of the afternoon
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and ended with all of us tasting
a little bit of lint from the dryer.
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I just hope they don't screw it up.
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Maybe you and I should be the ones
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to go into the Congresswoman's
and grab the painting.
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They should just sit in the car
and pretend to be lookouts or something.
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That sounds good.
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We also need to pick up some maps
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and find a good parking place
where we can sneak in from the back way.
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We don't need maps.
You have maps on your phone.
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Really? How do you...?
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Uh, you just press "maps," right? Right.
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Ah.
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There is one other thing
I wanted to ask you. [chuckles]
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[newswoman on TV] Coronavirus,
which is said to be caused by a bat,
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is just the latest in a long line
of infectious diseases caused by animals.
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You didn't let me finish.
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Didn't need to.
It's not gonna happen.
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Did you fall?
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Gas bubble.
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It's not that big a deal, Jack.
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[Jack]
Maybe not to you.
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[sighs]
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[newswoman on TV] Additionally,
the West Nile virus, rabies, Lyme disease,
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Rocky Mountain...
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The more news I watch,
the more I'm startin' to see the light.
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Swine Flu, Bird Flu, Mad Cow,
now this bat disease...
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Those kooky ass vegans
might be on to something.
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Maybe we should just eat vegetables
and kill all the animals.
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I mean, eat the ones we have,
of course, but, you know,
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just stop makin'
more chickens and shit.
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You're overreacting, Jack.
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Overreacting? You asked if I could get
my mother to paint a forgery.
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We need one for the job,
and you said your mother could paint.
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I am just exploring our options.
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Here.
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I already have a phone.
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A flip phone.
It takes you 20 minutes to type a text.
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That's only because
the bottom row is broken
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and it takes me a while to figure out
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how to respond
without the letters P through Z.
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We're gonna need P through Z, Barb.
We're gonna need P through Z.
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This is a big job.
It has to be perfect.
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Which is why we need
your mom to make a copy of the painting.
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Why do we need a painting
if we're stealing a painting?
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Because if we can
replace this one with a fake,
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no one will realize the real one is gone.
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That looks like Stretch Armstrong
and his wife doing it underwater.
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I'll paint that shit.
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It's a lot more difficult than you think.
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Which is why
we need someone who can paint.
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I'm not implicating my mother in a crime.
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Why not? My mother's implicated.
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If she does a good job, no one
will even know a crime was committed
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unless they try to sell the painting,
like, 20 years from now.
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Did you hear that? Twenty years.
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How old's your mother?
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Seventy-six, I think.
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Seventy-six. Do I need to say it?
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You don't need to say it.
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You know what
I'm talkin' about, though, right?
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We know what you're talking about.
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'Cause I don't wanna say it,
but in 20 years... probably less.
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Does she smoke?
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Oh, we get it, Barb.
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She's gonna be dead,
that's all I'm sayin'.
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Can't you find someone else?
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There's no time.
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If we miss this window, it'll take us
months before we find another opportunity.
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Did you hear that? Months.
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How old's your father?
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Damn it. Fine.
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How do you take a picture with this thing?
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You just press...
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The camera. I see it.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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All right.
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[exhales deeply]
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Ugh, somebody needs to stand on my back
and put some pressure on this bubble.
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I'm fillin' up like a balloon.
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Rooster, go pop your mother.
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[funk music plays]
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[groans]
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[♪ "Talk About the Good Times"
by Jerry Reed plays]
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I don't know. I thought it might be cool,
but if you don't have time...
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Are you kidding? I'd love to.
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And from the picture you sent,
the painting looks fun.
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What a thoughtful birthday gift
for your girlfriend.
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She loves art and you love to paint,
so it's...
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[Jack]
What's Dad doing back there?
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Hmm. Trying to listen to Marty Shafferman
on the fourth floor.
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Your dad's gone a little buggy
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ever since they stopped letting us
out of our rooms because of the virus.
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I just heard my name
and the word "prance."
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I don't prance! I have plantar fasciitis!
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What does this Marty guy
have against Dad?
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Marty Shafferman died five months ago.
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Your father just needs
to get outside again. We all do.
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And don't worry.
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I'll get that painting to you
lickety-split.
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Oh, hop off, hop off!
I don't think this is workin'.
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One of you might have to yell "boo"
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and scare this bubble out of me
hiccup-style.
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So, how much you think
we'll pocket after we sell this painting?
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My fence usually charges
20% of the value,
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but we haven't figured out
the final details yet.
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Mom's in.
She said she can paint it lickety-split.
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Ah, that's great. I found an art store
in San Diego that can drop off the canvas.
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I'll have FedEx pick it up
after she's done.
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Your mom said "lickety-split"?
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Yeah, it means do something quickly.
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You sure about that?
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'Cause I thought it was slang
for goin' down on a lady.
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You know, 'cause you lick the...
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That is absolutely not what it means.
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Agree to disagree.
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Uh, I need a credit card
for the shipping. Barb?
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I don't have a credit card.
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How do you not have a credit card?
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Because I'm not a sucker
who buys things they can't afford
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just to pay interest
for the rest of my life.
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I have a debit card,
but my account's empty.
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Then we have to put money in it.
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I don't really wanna go to the bank.
Hey, could we use Western Union?
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That's how I send cash to my online lover,
Jean Michel Duklon.
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We don't have time.
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There are a lot of moving pieces
and everyone needs to chip in,
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so get your cash.
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-We're going to the bank.
-[muttering]
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-[funk music plays]
-[train crossing bell rings]
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Wow. Mom nailed it.
Gloria, come look at this.
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[Gloria] Getting out of the shower.
I'll be down in a sec.
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Oh, it looks just like the real thing.
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Until you look at the back.
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Oh, shit.
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Why would she do that?
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I had to tell her something,
so I said it was a birthday gift.
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For someone you love
and wanna give X's and O's to.
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I'm not in love with...
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Gloria's gonna know
that I had to say something.
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I mean, I guess it's complicated
because in prison we kinda...
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Is it gonna be weird?
It's weird, isn't it?
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You're making it weird.
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Relax, I got some white paint
in the garage
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from when I painted my own crosswalk
in front of the post office.
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I'll fix it.
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All right.
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It came? How did it come out?
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Great. Perfect. Almost perfect.
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It's a little dusty, so Barb's giving it
a once-over with the leaf blower.
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-Wait, hold on.
-Oh.
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Uh, while Barb's doing that,
you and I should take this box outside
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and make sure
the painting's gonna fit in the car.
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-Okay.
-[chuckles] Yeah. Oh, God.
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Where's the Pacer?
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Rooster.
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[sighs]
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[phone rings]
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[panting]
Go for Rooster.
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[dramatic music plays]
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[tape rewinding]
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[dance music plays from bus]
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-[driver] Shit!
-[brakes screech]
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[thud]
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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Melvin's in jail and I'm not.
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That's fate telling us
that we need to get married.
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Melvin's in jail because you set him up.
He told me.
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That's not true.
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We just needed him
to think that because...
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Well, I can't tell you what the truth is,
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but the truth is not the truth
that you think the truth is.
243
00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:08,937
And that's the truth.
244
00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,397
Are you saying the word "truth" a lot?
245
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,900
'Cause if you're not,
I think I have to go to the urgent care.
246
00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:16,653
Nah, I-I said truth a lot.
247
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,321
It's starting to confuse me a little too.
248
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,490
Baby, please.
249
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:21,867
I love you.
250
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,119
All right, if you knew
what I was doing next week,
251
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:25,537
I know that you would take me back.
252
00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:26,997
What are you doing?
253
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:30,542
They said I can't tell you.
254
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,461
That's the problem.
255
00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:35,213
You need to be the Rooster
who cock-a-doodle-does
256
00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:38,091
when everyone tells you
cock-a-doodle-don't.
257
00:12:38,175 --> 00:12:42,345
If you didn't listen to your mother,
we would still be together.
258
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,680
[horn honks]
259
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:47,434
I gotta go.
Just leave me alone, okay?
260
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:51,480
I need to be with a man
who isn't afraid to think for himself.
261
00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:58,570
Just leave me alone, okay?
I need to be with a man...
262
00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:00,489
Wait, did I already say that?
263
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:03,158
I can't tell what I'm thinking
and what I'm saying.
264
00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:04,868
Yeah, you already said it.
265
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:07,037
Did I say that my titties itch?
266
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,038
No.
267
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,046
-Oh.
-You didn't let me finish.
268
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,673
Didn't need to.
It's not happening.
269
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:22,010
-[Gloria] Oh, did you fall?
-[Barb] Gas bubble.
270
00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:25,305
-[Gloria] It's not that big a deal, Jack.
-[Jack] Maybe not to you.
271
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,895
Hey, do you know anything about girls?
272
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,355
Only teenage girls.
273
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:34,606
That sounded creepy.
274
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:37,359
I just mean the last time I had
a real girlfriend, I was in high school.
275
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:40,153
You know? [gags]
276
00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:41,947
God, that's like needles.
277
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:46,409
Hey, don't tell my mom, but I
asked Wiggles to marry me and she said no.
278
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,746
Are you sure I can't tell Wiggles
about the Congresswoman job?
279
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,206
Because if she knew I was gonna be rich...
280
00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:53,166
-Rooster...
-[sighs]
281
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:54,918
Fine, I won't say anything.
282
00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:58,630
Hey, do you think she'd like it
if I sang her a song?
283
00:13:58,713 --> 00:13:59,589
Do you sing?
284
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:02,050
Just in the shower and I'm terrible.
285
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,426
Well, I would
definitely not sing her a song.
286
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:04,344
How about a poem?
287
00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:07,222
A poem's not the way to go.
I don't know how to rhyme, bro.
288
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,015
-Uh...
-[Gloria] You're overreacting, Jack.
289
00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,225
Overreacting?
290
00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:13,270
You asked if I could get
my mother to paint a forgery.
291
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:20,777
Hey, Rooster. Do you know how...?
292
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,237
Oh, you going somewhere?
293
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,239
The Itsy Bitsy.
294
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,241
Since you won't let me tell
Wiggles I'm gonna be rich,
295
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:29,661
I've been doin' some Googlin',
this site called wikiHow.
296
00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:33,206
I think it's, like, doctors
and scientists and shit.
297
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:36,418
They said that the best way
to get Wiggles back
298
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:39,087
is to look handsome
and to act like I don't like her.
299
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:41,089
Looking handsome is easy,
300
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:44,342
but it's not in my nature
to be mean to the woman I love.
301
00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:48,763
Oh, hey, wait. Do you know how
to find a flower shop on this thing?
302
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,850
Never had a cell phone before.
It's cool, but I'm a little lost.
303
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,810
Thank you.
304
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,437
My mom started the painting today
305
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:58,481
and I wanna get her
a little something to thank her.
306
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:03,820
It keeps asking if I'll accept cookies,
but she's diabetic, so no can do.
307
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,489
-[woman moaning on phone]
-Good Christ!
308
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,033
That's what a phone is for.
309
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:10,076
You can find a flower shop
in the Yellow Pages.
310
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,580
This is different
than what I've seen before.
311
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:16,499
Yeah, pornography's come a long way
in the last 26 years.
312
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:21,671
Do they have movies with just two people
the same age and not step-relatives?
313
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:22,589
-[moaning continues]
-Oh!
314
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:26,426
Maybe you've been locked up too long
to dive back into the deep end.
315
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:30,055
Grab some cash and come with me.
We'll dip your toes in.
316
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:39,064
I I thought they had to close
this place down because of Covid.
317
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:42,233
The owner uses that party bus at night
to fly under the radar
318
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:44,194
of the county's health
and safety inspector,
319
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:48,198
and recently figured out a way
to keep everyone inside the club safe.
320
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,659
[dance music plays]
321
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:56,706
Huh. Hamster ball. Smart.
322
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:57,624
Right?
323
00:15:57,707 --> 00:16:01,795
Almost all great inventions were created
to help men look at half-naked women:
324
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:05,006
movie cameras, magazines, windows...
325
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,841
[loud pop]
326
00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:14,057
Leon, I need a new ball.
Some dude had car keys in his pocket.
327
00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:18,478
What are you doing here?
I told you to stay away for me.
328
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:19,938
I think.
329
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,564
Well, I'm not here for you, boo.
330
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,024
I'm just here to spend
a little quality time
331
00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:25,735
with some ladies I haven't
already seen naked a thousand times.
332
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:30,490
Hey, yo, what up, Jasmine!
Meet me in the VIP closet!
333
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:34,411
[sighs] I hate this.
334
00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:44,754
You lookin' to spend
some of that cash, dumplin'?
335
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,389
Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey!
336
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,141
You're not goin' back
to the bikini bar again, are you?
337
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:58,184
We need the Pacer
for that job later tonight.
338
00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:00,103
-[engine starts]
-Yeah, I know, I'll be back.
339
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,855
Wiggles is playin' hard to get.
340
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,606
Yesterday, she rolled
the new girl over to me.
341
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,692
I'm gonna take one more run
at tryin' to make her jealous,
342
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:08,611
but if it doesn't work, I might
have to do what you told me not to.
343
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:12,407
Wait, Rooster! Hey, don't tell Wiggles
about the Congresswoman!
344
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,200
Ladies.
345
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:16,953
-Hi there.
-Dogs.
346
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,970
We're closed.
347
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,097
Why?
348
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:40,268
We ran out of the big plastic balls,
so we can't dance until we get more.
349
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:44,105
Okay, well, guess I gotta
go chase down that party bus
350
00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:46,858
so I can look at another woman
dance slowly in beachwear.
351
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,696
I know you're trying to make me jealous,
Rooster. I'm not stupid.
352
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:54,157
All the girls tell me you look at
a picture of me on your phone
353
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,450
when they dance for you.
354
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:58,077
You really think this would work?
355
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,833
Scientists on the internet said it would.
356
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:08,379
Of course. Always letting
other people tell you what to do.
357
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:14,344
All right, fine.
You want me to think for myself?
358
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,595
Well, I wanted to do
something all week
359
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:19,140
that I haven't done
because somebody told me not to.
360
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:21,100
Screw it.
361
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:23,770
Here it goes...
362
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:30,276
♪ I don't quite know ♪
363
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:34,739
♪ How to say ♪
364
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:39,285
♪ How I feel ♪
365
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,412
You can sing?
366
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,206
Can I?
367
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,499
It sounds awful in my head.
368
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:47,085
If I knew how to rhyme,
I'd do a poem instead.
369
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:49,587
No, no, don't stop. It's beautiful.
370
00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:55,385
♪ Those three words ♪
371
00:18:56,427 --> 00:19:00,098
♪ I said too much ♪
372
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:04,435
♪ They're not enough ♪
373
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:08,398
♪ If I lay here ♪
374
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:14,028
♪ If I just lay here ♪
375
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:21,703
♪ Would you lie with me
and just forget the world? ♪
376
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:26,207
Yes. [chuckles] Yes.
I'll lay with you forever.
377
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:31,296
[♪ "Chasing Cars"
by Snow Patrol plays]
378
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,590
[phone rings]
379
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,717
[panting]
Go for Rooster.
380
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,595
[tires screech]
381
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:39,637
[engine shuts off]
382
00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,514
[panting]
383
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:43,266
I'm here!
384
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:47,103
Sorry.
My evening took a bit of a turn.
385
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,522
Gotta take a quick rinse.
386
00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:52,191
Got a little, uh, romance on me.
387
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,697
[sniffs]
388
00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:00,408
Oh, damn.
That actually looks pretty good.
389
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:01,534
I know, right?
390
00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:03,119
-It's perfect.
-[chuckles]
391
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,079
Front and back.
392
00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:08,833
"Happy birthday, Gloria.
Love, Jack."
393
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:13,713
Shit. It's gonna need a second coat.
Screwed the pooch on that one. My bad.
394
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,926
I had to tell my mother something,
so I told her it was your birthday.
395
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:20,094
-I don't know why she would...
-It's fine.
396
00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:22,013
[sighs]
397
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:25,350
-Seriously, I don't know why she...
-I said, it's fine.
398
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,644
I don't care what your mother
put on the painting, okay?
399
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:31,105
I just... [sighs]
I just get nervous before a job.
400
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:35,693
[funk music plays]
401
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:38,279
[tape rewinding]
402
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:43,242
Would you like to be accompanied
when you go to the phone store?
403
00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:45,703
[mocking] Would you like to be accompanied
when you go to the phone store?
404
00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:46,621
[chuckles]
405
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:48,581
Sure, I'll be down in a sec.
406
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,210
[video call rings]
407
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:55,922
Sorry, hands are wet.
I had to answer with my nose.
408
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:58,341
This is a surprise.
I thought you were in prison.
409
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,718
Got out early.
I need to sell a painting.
410
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:03,221
Well, uh, this isn't
a great time for me to talk.
411
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:07,809
Okay, but I need a counterfeiter,
so do you know anyone that could...?
412
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,644
[beeping]
413
00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:12,188
They're an interesting pair, those two.
414
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:15,483
The other day, I had to explain
that there's no cotton in cotton candy.
415
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:17,110
Better chunk of the afternoon
416
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,904
and ended with all of us tasting
a little bit of lint from the dryer.
417
00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:20,822
[laughs]
418
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:23,950
There are a lot of moving pieces
and everyone needs to chip in,
419
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:25,034
so get your cash.
420
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:28,329
-We're going to the bank.
-[muttering]
421
00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:35,962
[chimes]
422
00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:38,047
[indistinct chatter]
423
00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:46,389
Barb! Hello there.
Looking lovely as always.
424
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:48,182
Hello, Stan.
425
00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:50,476
This is why I don't go to the bank.
426
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,437
Think of Jean Michel.
427
00:21:54,272 --> 00:21:56,232
[phone rings]
428
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,776
Oh. Okay.
429
00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:00,236
[phone rings]
430
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,280
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
431
00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:04,782
[phone rings]
432
00:22:04,866 --> 00:22:07,827
Hey, man, sorry to keep bothering you,
but I need...
433
00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:09,871
You need to stop calling me.
434
00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:12,415
Hey, do you have any apples
that aren't so squishy?
435
00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:13,750
Wait, why can't I call you?
436
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,877
How did you get out of prison so early?
437
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,086
Covid. Why?
438
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:18,963
Well, in my experience,
if someone gets out of prison early,
439
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:20,214
they made a deal with the cops.
440
00:22:20,298 --> 00:22:21,632
Not that I'd have anything
to worry about,
441
00:22:21,716 --> 00:22:22,925
'cause I run an honest business.
442
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,844
You know I'd never work with the cops.
443
00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:28,514
James, James, you are the only guy I know
that can move this kind of painting
444
00:22:28,598 --> 00:22:32,518
and I am in the middle of a job with
a crew that I am barely keeping together.
445
00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:34,896
Two idiots and one guy
who's gonna think I'm an idiot
446
00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:37,315
if I don't have
everything lined up. Please.
447
00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:40,193
It was lovely catching up.
What does the word "less" mean to you?
448
00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:41,235
[beeping]
449
00:22:41,319 --> 00:22:42,570
[sighs] Damn it!
450
00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:43,988
Debit card's loaded up.
451
00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:46,991
Stan was so boring to talk to,
even the gas bubble needed to escape.
452
00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:48,785
Let's go.
453
00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:52,330
Sorry about the ticket.
454
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:55,583
I don't care.
Car's registered to my grandmother.
455
00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:58,461
If the county wants 27 bucks,
they can go dig her up.
456
00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,800
Gloria, come take a look at this.
457
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,719
I'm getting out of the shower.
Be down in a sec.
458
00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:08,513
[hair dryer whirring]
459
00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:11,015
James, I know
you are getting these messages.
460
00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:13,184
You've gotta believe me, I'm not a rat.
461
00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:14,393
We're doing this job tonight
462
00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:17,230
and I really don't wanna tell
these people that I can't come through.
463
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:18,981
I need you for this.
464
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:23,277
Look, I'll even go 50-50 this time.
Just call me. Please.
465
00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:30,493
Why do you keep lookin' at your phone?
466
00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:32,829
'Cause it's 2020, Jack.
That's where people look.
467
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,831
[siren wails]
468
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:35,998
Oh, shit. What's this now?
469
00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:40,128
That house right there.
470
00:23:40,211 --> 00:23:41,754
Oh, this isn't good. [grunts]
471
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,715
Where's Barb?
472
00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:45,800
-Who?
-Who?
473
00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:46,843
The bitch who lives here.
474
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,386
Okay, let's settle down.
475
00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:50,012
Would you mind working with me on this?
476
00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:51,889
I'm trying to keep
the temperature to simmer.
477
00:23:51,973 --> 00:23:56,060
Yeah. Sorry. She... She called her Barb
and we call her Barbara,
478
00:23:56,144 --> 00:23:57,019
so I... I wasn't...
479
00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:59,605
Second coat should do it.
I got some snacks for the...
480
00:23:59,689 --> 00:24:01,566
There she is.
481
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:05,695
[funk music plays]
482
00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:08,322
[tape rewinds]
483
00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:13,244
[vehicle engine starts]
484
00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:27,008
It's SodaStream time! Just got an email.
It's been delivered.
485
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:40,605
Barb.
486
00:24:57,830 --> 00:25:01,542
Really dig those
ham-hock toes in there, Rooster.
487
00:25:01,626 --> 00:25:06,255
We need to force this bubble to pick
a direction and head towards a hole.
488
00:25:06,339 --> 00:25:07,715
Think of Jean Michel.
489
00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:12,011
[phone rings]
490
00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:14,013
Haven't seen you in here for a while.
491
00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:16,557
Yeah, well, there's
a virus killin' people, Stan,
492
00:25:16,641 --> 00:25:19,727
so I'm tryin' to avoid
unnecessary errands.
493
00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:21,520
Just makin' a quick deposit.
494
00:25:21,604 --> 00:25:23,439
Take your break, Mike.
I got this one.
495
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:26,275
Barb's a VVIP
and VVIP's get the manager.
496
00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:39,121
[sighs]
497
00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:40,831
How you doin'?
498
00:25:40,915 --> 00:25:42,875
Don't you have a machine for that?
499
00:25:42,959 --> 00:25:44,919
I don't trust it.
500
00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:47,588
Have you tried
the acai bowl place on Maple?
501
00:25:47,672 --> 00:25:48,506
[stomach gurgling]
502
00:25:48,589 --> 00:25:51,592
They expanded their outdoor dining
out into the parking lot.
503
00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:56,347
If you wanna go sometime,
I could grab one of Mom's placards,
504
00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:57,890
get us a handicap spot.
505
00:25:57,974 --> 00:25:59,684
[stomach gurgling]
506
00:26:02,353 --> 00:26:03,813
[stomach gurgling]
507
00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:05,773
So?
508
00:26:05,856 --> 00:26:11,862
[belches]
509
00:26:11,946 --> 00:26:13,489
Bubbles.
510
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:16,325
Porch pirate!
You stole my SodaStream!
511
00:26:16,409 --> 00:26:18,286
I'm sorry, your soda what?
512
00:26:18,369 --> 00:26:19,912
SodaStream!
513
00:26:19,996 --> 00:26:21,956
Ma'am, would you mind
if we search the house?
514
00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:25,876
Oh, wait, are you talking about one of
those machines that makes the fizzy water?
515
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,170
Yes! A SodaStream!
516
00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:30,589
Okay, that's my bad.
It was on our porch.
517
00:26:30,673 --> 00:26:32,967
I just assumed.
I didn't read the label.
518
00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:34,719
They must have delivered it
to the wrong house.
519
00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:38,014
I think somebody owes me an apology.
520
00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:40,891
Officer, could you hand me my shoe?
521
00:26:43,853 --> 00:26:45,313
Eat shit, Barb.
522
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,650
I wanna press charges for that.
523
00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:54,947
[chuckles]
524
00:26:55,031 --> 00:26:56,574
Well, that worked out.
525
00:26:56,657 --> 00:26:59,702
I pissed off Sylvia
and I'm halfway to a new pair of shoes.
526
00:26:59,785 --> 00:27:01,620
[phone rings]
527
00:27:03,039 --> 00:27:03,873
[chimes]
528
00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:05,374
Oh, thank God.
529
00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:07,001
Okay, so I've done some research.
530
00:27:07,084 --> 00:27:08,794
The Covid thing seems to check out
531
00:27:08,878 --> 00:27:11,797
and you wet my whistle
with the 50-50 proposal, so...
532
00:27:11,881 --> 00:27:13,549
Hey, thanks for work with me on this.
533
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,384
I run a legitimate business!
534
00:27:15,468 --> 00:27:16,469
[beeping]
535
00:27:18,596 --> 00:27:22,099
You guys probably thought I would be
the one to screw this whole thing up.
536
00:27:22,183 --> 00:27:24,935
But see, everything's fine.
537
00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:32,276
Excuse me.
Whose car is this?
538
00:27:33,486 --> 00:27:34,487
[inhales]
539
00:27:39,533 --> 00:27:41,869
We're gonna have to find another vehicle
540
00:27:41,952 --> 00:27:43,788
or we're gonna miss the window
to steal this painting.
541
00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:46,290
[sighs] Maybe we should wait then.
542
00:27:46,374 --> 00:27:48,209
Wait? We're not waiting.
543
00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:51,003
I already told Jean Michel
that I had a big surprise for him
544
00:27:51,087 --> 00:27:53,089
and if it's not that I'm stinkin' rich,
545
00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:56,384
I'm gonna have to dye my pubes purple
or something.
546
00:27:56,467 --> 00:27:58,552
Well, I'm just saying,
since we're not prepared,
547
00:27:58,636 --> 00:28:00,596
because Barb
hasn't paid her parking tickets,
548
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:02,515
then we should just delay it.
549
00:28:02,598 --> 00:28:05,101
Screw that!
We're gettin' rich tonight!
550
00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:07,478
Can't we steal a car
like we did when we robbed Melvin?
551
00:28:07,561 --> 00:28:10,022
Not knowing what we know now
about this virus.
552
00:28:10,106 --> 00:28:11,232
I mean, if the windows were up,
553
00:28:11,315 --> 00:28:14,110
there could be a whole
Covid cloud sealed up in there.
554
00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:16,153
The most important thing
is our health and safety.
555
00:28:16,237 --> 00:28:18,781
Health and safety.
556
00:28:18,864 --> 00:28:20,908
I think I know where we can get a vehicle.
557
00:28:20,991 --> 00:28:22,993
[dance music plays from bus]
558
00:28:32,962 --> 00:28:35,131
Ah, what the hell?
559
00:28:40,010 --> 00:28:41,554
Uh-uh, no hop-ons, man.
560
00:28:41,637 --> 00:28:43,222
I am not a customer.
561
00:28:43,305 --> 00:28:45,349
I am from the County Health
and Safety Office
562
00:28:45,433 --> 00:28:50,187
and I am afraid I'm gonna have to
confiscate this illegal mobile bikini bus.
563
00:28:50,271 --> 00:28:51,522
Oh, shit.
564
00:28:51,605 --> 00:28:53,607
[dance music plays from bus]
565
00:28:58,779 --> 00:29:00,823
[music stops]
566
00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:03,742
Barb, stop that. We're here.
567
00:29:03,826 --> 00:29:06,328
It's gonna take me and Gloria
a few minutes to walk through the woods,
568
00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:08,539
another ten minutes or so
to break in and make the switch.
569
00:29:08,622 --> 00:29:12,460
Oh, Rooster,
take a picture of me on this pole.
570
00:29:12,543 --> 00:29:15,087
I wanna send it to Jean Michel Duklon.
571
00:29:15,171 --> 00:29:18,215
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Back up.
572
00:29:18,299 --> 00:29:21,969
Jean Michel's never seen a picture of me
from closer than 20 feet away.
573
00:29:22,052 --> 00:29:23,888
Put a friendly distance
between me and the lens.
574
00:29:24,972 --> 00:29:27,641
All right, now, uh,
keep your eyes on the road.
575
00:29:27,725 --> 00:29:29,435
If anyone stops or the cops drive by,
text me and we'll...
576
00:29:29,518 --> 00:29:30,352
[phone rings]
577
00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:32,521
Oh, shit, I gotta take this.
578
00:29:33,856 --> 00:29:34,773
[chimes]
579
00:29:34,857 --> 00:29:35,691
Hey, Mom.
580
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:37,610
Did your girlfriend like the painting?
581
00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:41,113
Loved it. Sorry I didn't call.
It's been a busy day.
582
00:29:41,197 --> 00:29:43,407
Hurry up or we'll miss our turn.
Hi, Jack.
583
00:29:43,491 --> 00:29:44,408
Hi, Dad.
584
00:29:44,492 --> 00:29:46,577
Your dad's anxious to go downstairs.
585
00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:49,121
We're allowed to go outside
and visit our friends again.
586
00:29:49,205 --> 00:29:51,832
Oh, you're kidding.
That's fantastic.
587
00:29:51,916 --> 00:29:54,210
[slow guitar music plays]
588
00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:56,504
[tape rewinding]
589
00:29:56,587 --> 00:29:58,005
What is Dad doin'?
590
00:29:58,088 --> 00:29:59,381
Your dad's gone a little buggy
591
00:29:59,465 --> 00:30:02,760
ever since they stopped letting us
out of our rooms because of the virus.
592
00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:06,222
Your father just needs
to get outside again. We all do.
593
00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:09,558
Mom started the painting today. I'm gonna
send her a little something to thank her.
594
00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:13,979
You lookin' to spend
some of that cash, dumplin'?
595
00:30:14,063 --> 00:30:15,105
What?
596
00:30:15,189 --> 00:30:20,319
Actually, I'm lookin' to spend all of it.
How much to get you out of that thing?
597
00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:21,737
[chuckles]
598
00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:25,950
They don't know who sent them,
but wait until you see this.
599
00:30:27,368 --> 00:30:31,121
Oh, someone sent a bunch
of giant balls to the retirement home.
600
00:30:31,205 --> 00:30:32,957
Isn't it wonderful?
601
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,292
Your father and I
already took a turn this morning.
602
00:30:35,376 --> 00:30:37,419
And the balls are so festive.
603
00:30:37,503 --> 00:30:40,756
Some of them have glitter
and they all smell like vanilla.
604
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:42,049
Fancy.
605
00:30:42,132 --> 00:30:44,009
Marty Shafferman is dead.
606
00:30:44,093 --> 00:30:45,594
My condolences.
607
00:30:45,678 --> 00:30:46,971
He was a nice guy.
608
00:30:47,054 --> 00:30:49,223
Had a lot of great pictures of Flagstaff.
609
00:30:52,268 --> 00:30:53,811
See? All better.
610
00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:57,773
I'm just gonna pop the iTablet
up on the windowsill so you can watch us.
611
00:30:57,856 --> 00:31:00,651
Just hang up when you get bored.
Love you.
612
00:31:00,734 --> 00:31:02,152
Love you too.
613
00:31:07,074 --> 00:31:08,075
[chuckles]
614
00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:11,787
We should go.
615
00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:12,871
Okay.
616
00:31:20,838 --> 00:31:23,507
When you were in prison,
did you know any fences?
617
00:31:23,591 --> 00:31:25,926
Yeah, four big ones
that surrounded the place.
618
00:31:26,010 --> 00:31:27,803
[chuckles] I'm serious.
619
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,555
Oh. I don't know.
620
00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:32,558
I had a cellmate
who was in for selling stolen jewelry.
621
00:31:32,641 --> 00:31:34,351
I'm sure he knew people who'd buy it.
622
00:31:34,435 --> 00:31:36,395
You, uh, remember that guy's name?
623
00:31:36,478 --> 00:31:37,980
What's goin' on?
624
00:31:38,063 --> 00:31:41,442
My fence thinks I'm working with the cops
because I got out early.
625
00:31:41,525 --> 00:31:42,818
We don't have a fence?
626
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:45,696
I know. I know. I screwed up.
I screwed up.
627
00:31:45,779 --> 00:31:46,822
-All right.
-Okay?
628
00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,657
Goddamn Barb and her fizzy water.
629
00:31:48,741 --> 00:31:49,992
I was so close too.
630
00:31:50,075 --> 00:31:51,243
See, this is why I work alone.
631
00:31:51,327 --> 00:31:53,537
'Cause when I'm in control of everything,
you know, this doesn't happen.
632
00:31:53,621 --> 00:31:54,663
-This never happened.
-Okay.
633
00:31:54,747 --> 00:31:56,040
-It doesn't happen.
-Okay, calm down.
634
00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:57,333
Try those breathing techniques
635
00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:58,876
you said you were practicing
before your parole hearing.
636
00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:01,170
No, no, no, you don't get to bring up shit
that we talked about in prison.
637
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:02,087
You are not allowed.
638
00:32:02,171 --> 00:32:04,089
Yeah, yeah, I lied about who I was.
639
00:32:04,173 --> 00:32:05,841
Well, I think we might be even now.
640
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:08,594
We are not even.
This is nothing compared to that.
641
00:32:08,677 --> 00:32:09,511
You played with my heart.
642
00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:12,181
And you're playing with my life.
You said you had a plan.
643
00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:14,224
We should call it off.
We should just call it off.
644
00:32:14,308 --> 00:32:15,976
Call it off? No, no, no, no, no.
645
00:32:16,060 --> 00:32:18,395
You said yourself, you need this money
to get me my new identity.
646
00:32:18,479 --> 00:32:20,939
Do you know anybody with half
a million dollars that likes stolen art?
647
00:32:21,023 --> 00:32:21,857
Because I don't.
648
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,859
So, we'll figure that out.
649
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:26,403
Maybe my guy in prison has a lead.
650
00:32:26,487 --> 00:32:27,738
Or together you and I
could think of a way
651
00:32:27,821 --> 00:32:29,698
to convince your guy
that you're not a rat.
652
00:32:29,782 --> 00:32:32,076
Somehow, we'll fix this.
I promise.
653
00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:35,204
There hasn't been anything you and I
haven't been able to figure out yet.
654
00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:36,205
We'll get through this.
655
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:38,874
Okay.
656
00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:41,043
Come on, let's go.
657
00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:43,170
Next time there's a problem,
just tell me.
658
00:32:43,253 --> 00:32:46,173
I know you're used to working alone,
but we're supposed to be a team.
659
00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:47,341
Yeah, I know.
660
00:32:51,178 --> 00:32:53,389
[suspenseful music plays]
661
00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:54,348
What the hell?
662
00:32:59,103 --> 00:33:00,938
Somebody beat us to it.
663
00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:06,151
[instrumental music plays]
664
00:34:58,972 --> 00:35:00,849
Blackmail is my specialty,
665
00:35:00,933 --> 00:35:05,103
along with casseroles,
winemaking, and prostate play.
666
00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:08,607
Someone told me
exactly how to rob this house.
667
00:35:09,942 --> 00:35:12,277
You raised a dickhead, Barb.
You really did.
668
00:35:13,529 --> 00:35:14,530
-Oh!
-Oh!
669
00:35:15,739 --> 00:35:17,741
[tense music plays]
670
00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:47,062
I think we're all a little tired
and stressed out.
671
00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:50,357
I, for one, would like a warm milk.
Anyone else like one?
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