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Previously
on "Resident Alien"...
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Ah!
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I'm Goliath.
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There is an alien
race that's planning
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to take over the Earth.
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Wha...
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I do not know who they are
or what they are doing here.
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It's dangerous.
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I need to find this baby
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so I can get the rest
of Goliath's message.
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An alien!
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That baby belongs to me!
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Come to me.
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Run, baby!
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And remember, look both ways
when crossing the street.
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I've got good news.
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The resort company
has officially put an offer
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- on the Grady land.
- What resort?
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You can't put
a resort in Patience.
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You were right about Ethan.
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He's not an alien.
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I think the real alien
might still be in Patience.
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When I first came to Earth,
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I was forced to use
Harry Vanderspeigle's body
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to blend in.
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But over time
that body changed
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from just being a way
of hiding
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to who I became.
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And I am attached to it
the way I was attached
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to Asta and the way
I still am to her memory.
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She died a long time ago.
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And after so many decades,
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it's hard for me
to shed this skin,
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because it reminds me
of the way things used to be
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before everything changed.
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Brown Bird's "Bilgewater"...
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Offspring on my planet
do not form attachments.
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That is a purely human trait.
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So it was obviously the weaker
human side of the baby
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which made him listen
to Max's friend,
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that meat sack wrapped
in children's clothing.
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She told him to run away
from me.
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But I have something
she does not.
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I speak the baby's language.
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Imitating bird calls...
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I feel like Erin Brockovich,
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testing water
and solving crimes.
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Maybe one day
they'll make a movie about me.
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Hmm, you know,
if they do make a movie,
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I want to play myself,
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a handsome, rugged sheriff
keeping the streets safe
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in a quaint Colorado town, right,
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until Bigfoot shows up
to kill everybody.
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But I recognize
his beautiful soul,
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and I teach him
to speak English.
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He teaches me how
to play the guitar.
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See, that's a movie.
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That sounds like a movie
that's about just you,
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and it has nothing to do
with environmental justice.
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It's gotta do with America
wanting to see me sing
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a duet with Bigfoot.
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My God. That's off the charts.
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Yup.
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This water's poison.
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Maybe we should
take a look at a map
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and see what's upstream
that could cause this.
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No, police work
ain't done with no map.
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It's more tactile.
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Police work is done
in the real world.
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Come on. Let's go.
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Hey, you know what?
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Maybe in my movie, I got
a trusty sidekick, right,
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who does all the paperwork.
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And I'm just
spit balling here, right,
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but maybe she provides
comic relief,
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'cause she's always
bumping into things.
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You see?
You see how I said "she" right?
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That's 'cause I believe
in equality.
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Yes, you are a true
champion for women everywhere.
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I need to talk to you.
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I like Halloween!
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I think it is funny
that humans like decorating
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with other dead humans.
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I am pretending
that this gentleman
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worked at a grocery store
before he was murdered.
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Cool.
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Look, I need more information
on this alien race
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that you said is trying
to take over the Earth.
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You know, I was on the
internet the other day,
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and there's something
called Insectoids,
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like a big, giant bug
person alien thing.
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I-I... what the hell?
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I do not want to be squashed
by a big bug person.
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The internet is wrong.
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Oh, okay.
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Good.
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No, the Insectoids,
they do not squash.
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They like to eat other beings
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while they are still alive
and struggling.
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You're not helping.
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There are so
many alien races.
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There are Tall Whites, Arcturians.
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There are Blue Avians,
which are very beautiful
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if you are attracted
to bird faces,
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which, of course, I am.
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I will not know which alien
race is here until I receive
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the rest of Goliath's message.
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You can thank Max's stupid
friend for interfering.
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You can't blame Sahar.
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She was just trying
to take care of the baby.
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I was taking
care of it first.
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It should have jumped
into my arms
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when I did my alien call.
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Well, maybe your alien call
doesn't work the way it used to
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because... you're not
as alien as you used to be.
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That is an awful
thing to say.
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Let's face it, Harry.
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Every day you're here,
you become more human.
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It's inevitable.
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I mean, look at
what happened to Goliath.
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He was an alien,
and look how human he became.
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No, I am an alien.
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That is who I am on the inside.
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Goliath was weak. I am not.
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As long as I am on this planet,
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I am going to be an alien
who appreciates
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other aliens with bird faces.
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And hot, sexy worm breath,
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and wind blowing through
the feathers in their hair.
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Thanks for nothing.
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"I do not wear my seat belt."
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What?
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What's this we looking at here,
Deputy?
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Oh, yeah,
this is an impoundment pond.
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It's how mining companies
dispose and hide their waste.
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In the middle
of Mother Nature?
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You mean to tell me
all this here is toxic?
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Yes, and legal.
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All mining companies do it.
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They just keep the waste
in these man made dams.
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Hmm.
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Unless...
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Oh, yeah, see, there it is.
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There's nothing I love more
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than a perfectly timed
"unless."
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It's like... it's like a spoon
being dipped into some soup.
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Go ahead, bring that
soup to my lips, Deputy.
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Unless there's been a leak
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and they've been trying
to hide it.
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Did I ever tell you
you're brilliant, hmm?
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No, sir.
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You see, you remember
how I didn't want
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to just look at the map, right?
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And then
your brilliance allowed
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my super brilliance
to shine through.
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Once again you are
the hero of your own story.
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Hey!
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Do you wanna go to the comic
book store after school
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to buy the latest Dr. McNinja?
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Ugh, the carefree
life of a child.
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Was I ever that young?
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Sorry, I'm gonna be busy
saving the world.
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I'm going out
to the woods after school.
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I'm hoping the baby alien
comes back to the RV.
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Cool,
I'll go with you and help.
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No, thanks.
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I can go by myself.
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Look,
I know you don't trust me
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because I told Harry
about the baby.
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I promise I won't
tell him this time.
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Okay,
but this is your last chance.
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Nothing healthy, please.
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Aw, come on, Max,
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you gotta eat everything
on your plate.
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Aw, carrots?
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It's good for you.
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How did she know your name?
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Oh, I'm pretty
famous around here
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ever since I broke
the taco record.
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Nothing here.
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No alien baby.
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This is horrible.
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What if he never comes back?
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I haven't even taught him
to tie his shoes yet.
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I wish I could
make those sounds
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Harry makes to lure him back.
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Ow.
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What's wrong?
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My stomach, it hurts.
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It can't be food poisoning.
We just ate.
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Oh, no.
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What?
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Did you notice
anything different
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about that new lunch lady,
Agnes?
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She had less hair on her face
than the other lunch ladies?
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Yes, and her watch,
that was no lunch lady watch.
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It was military.
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She might be MIB.
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That's probably how
she knew your name.
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Maybe she put a tracking
device in your food.
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You need to poop it out.
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I can't.
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I only poop after breakfast
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or when my mom takes me
to the bookstore.
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Then we have
to speed things along.
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Here.
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That's way too big
to swallow.
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It's not for swallowing.
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No, I'm not putting
that up my butt.
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Come on, the survival
of the world is at stake.
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I can save the world
with my butt?
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You have to.
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It's your destiny.
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Okay.
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Me and my butt will do it.
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It seems the pond is owned
by a shell company
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controlled
by the Galvan/Powell Group,
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which we know
was the same company
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Tanner Corrington worked for.
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Apparently, the tainted water
is leaking heavy metals
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into Hawthorne Creek,
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which explains the symptoms
we found in the medical files
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in Corrington's car.
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Okay, so what does this have
to do with Sam's murder?
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Yeah.
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This Corrington guy
obviously knew his company
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was responsible
and tried to cover it up,
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but Sam must have
figured it out
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based on
his patients' illnesses.
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Yeah,
we believe Tanner Corrington
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tried to shut Sam up.
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And when Sam refused
to play ball,
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he killed him
and stole his medical files.
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So what next, Sheriff?
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How are you gonna get justice
for Sam?
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The case is being kicked
up the ladder
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- to the FBI.
- Yeah.
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But the Galvan-Powell Group,
they're done for.
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There's going to be lawsuits.
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People are going to
be getting fired.
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People going to jail.
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Mm-hmm, except we won't
get credit for that.
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You know,
we did all the hard work.
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Now the FBI'S going to come in
and just reach into our pants
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and rip off our bean bags.
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Oh, not me.
I don't have a bean bag.
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Well, not on the outside.
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I don't really
know what that means.
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Well, I am so sorry
you're not gonna get credit
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for any of this.
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Uh, listen, Mrs. Hodges,
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everyone here knows
you've been through a lot.
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And we feel it's our duty
to try to make it right, okay?
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So on behalf of the entire
sheriff's department,
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I'd like you to have
this limited-edition
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Patience County Sheriff's
Department baseball cap.
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It's actually been
worn by a sheriff,
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which makes it more special.
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You don't have to take that.
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00:11:21,584 --> 00:11:23,189
A baseball cap?
261
00:11:24,312 --> 00:11:27,274
I was arrested,
and I lost my home.
262
00:11:27,374 --> 00:11:29,162
Okay, well,
some people consider
263
00:11:29,247 --> 00:11:31,494
a baseball cap to be
a home for your head.
264
00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:35,955
You probably should
have just said sorry.
265
00:11:36,658 --> 00:11:38,010
I was just trying to help.
266
00:11:38,095 --> 00:11:40,077
I mean, it's a nice hat.
Who wouldn't want this hat?
267
00:11:40,161 --> 00:11:41,687
Well, obviously, you didn't,
268
00:11:41,771 --> 00:11:44,124
because I gave it to you
for Christmas.
269
00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:46,384
What? It's...
270
00:11:47,019 --> 00:11:48,401
You know what?
Excuse me for trying
271
00:11:48,486 --> 00:11:49,866
to be a ray of sunshine.
272
00:11:51,237 --> 00:11:53,416
Oh, put your pants back on.
273
00:11:53,610 --> 00:11:56,455
I do not want to have
sex games on you.
274
00:11:56,540 --> 00:11:58,048
It's my knee.
275
00:11:58,133 --> 00:11:59,528
It's killing me.
276
00:11:59,658 --> 00:12:02,055
- Ew.
- I've been training a lot.
277
00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:03,323
I think I overdid it.
278
00:12:03,408 --> 00:12:06,220
Then stop training.
279
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,283
- You're welcome.
- I can't stop.
280
00:12:11,029 --> 00:12:13,197
I have a ski tournament
coming up.
281
00:12:14,456 --> 00:12:15,631
I need you to look at it.
282
00:12:18,470 --> 00:12:19,909
Fine.
283
00:12:19,994 --> 00:12:21,361
Thank you.
284
00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:25,330
I used to train like this
15 years ago, no problem.
285
00:12:28,107 --> 00:12:32,027
Your knee is compensating
for your tibiofibular joint
286
00:12:32,112 --> 00:12:34,822
that you injured
in your ski accident.
287
00:12:35,678 --> 00:12:38,177
Also, you are very old,
288
00:12:38,262 --> 00:12:40,224
and your body is falling apart
289
00:12:40,308 --> 00:12:42,588
as it prepares for your death.
290
00:12:42,673 --> 00:12:44,236
Yeah, can you just...
291
00:12:45,305 --> 00:12:47,244
you know,
tell me you can fix it?
292
00:12:49,404 --> 00:12:51,119
I have to ski
in this tournament.
293
00:12:51,883 --> 00:12:53,061
Skiing is the only thing
294
00:12:53,146 --> 00:12:56,587
that I've ever been really
any good at.
295
00:12:56,672 --> 00:12:57,981
So If I can't...
296
00:12:58,392 --> 00:13:01,680
If I can't ski
in this tournament,
297
00:13:02,205 --> 00:13:03,681
I don't know...
298
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:07,978
I just... please.
299
00:13:09,226 --> 00:13:10,931
You can ski.
300
00:13:12,078 --> 00:13:15,087
Yes, you can do it.
301
00:13:16,431 --> 00:13:19,048
I believe in you.
302
00:13:20,043 --> 00:13:22,040
- Really?
- Yes.
303
00:13:23,209 --> 00:13:24,430
It's just a pulled muscle.
304
00:13:24,515 --> 00:13:26,587
I'm going to give
you some medicine.
305
00:13:26,672 --> 00:13:28,155
Okay.
306
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:34,946
This will be for your pain
and also for your swelling.
307
00:13:35,175 --> 00:13:37,034
You will have
a child's knee again,
308
00:13:37,119 --> 00:13:40,165
and you will not die
for many years.
309
00:13:40,638 --> 00:13:41,555
Thank you.
310
00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:44,416
It's such... it's such a relief.
311
00:13:46,112 --> 00:13:47,627
- Thanks.
- Oh...
312
00:13:47,712 --> 00:13:50,032
Why did I just say
all of that?
313
00:13:50,116 --> 00:13:52,603
I only care about Asta,
314
00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:55,386
so why did I just
give hope and encouragement
315
00:13:55,470 --> 00:13:57,001
to another human?
316
00:13:57,506 --> 00:14:00,494
Am I beginning to care
about all humans?
317
00:14:01,347 --> 00:14:04,369
What kind of monster
have I become?
318
00:14:05,486 --> 00:14:09,150
The main structure
will be a five-star spa
319
00:14:09,345 --> 00:14:12,657
and a piazza with shops
and restaurants.
320
00:14:12,758 --> 00:14:14,155
And all the buildings
will be full...
321
00:14:14,239 --> 00:14:15,156
Sorry.
322
00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:16,461
Sorry to be late.
323
00:14:16,545 --> 00:14:17,744
Hey, guys. Sorry about that.
324
00:14:17,829 --> 00:14:19,747
Looks like a few more
excited citizens
325
00:14:19,832 --> 00:14:22,229
have arrived
to hear the good news.
326
00:14:22,314 --> 00:14:23,642
Welcome.
327
00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:28,212
As I was saying, it will be one
of the most exclusive resorts
328
00:14:28,296 --> 00:14:29,861
in all of Colorado.
329
00:14:30,517 --> 00:14:32,025
Question.
330
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:33,621
I will answer questions
331
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,973
after the presentation
is over, thanks.
332
00:14:36,174 --> 00:14:38,179
There is
a ten-year expansion plan.
333
00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:40,155
You can put your hand down.
I'll call on you after.
334
00:14:40,239 --> 00:14:42,065
An expansion plan
to add a golf course...
335
00:14:42,158 --> 00:14:43,056
How about now? Can I ask now?
336
00:14:43,141 --> 00:14:46,495
And as I said, you can
ask questions afterwards.
337
00:14:46,580 --> 00:14:48,066
- An expansion plan...
- How about now?
338
00:14:48,150 --> 00:14:49,451
- To add a golf course...
- How about now?
339
00:14:49,535 --> 00:14:50,843
- And a...
- How about now?
340
00:14:50,927 --> 00:14:52,159
- A ski hill...
- How about now?
341
00:14:52,243 --> 00:14:53,776
- For year-round use...
- How about now? How about now?
342
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:54,885
- How about now? Now?
- With, uh...
343
00:14:54,969 --> 00:14:56,416
- How about now? How about now?
- 20%
344
00:14:56,501 --> 00:14:58,409
- How about now? How about now?
- Of the revenue coming back...
345
00:14:58,493 --> 00:14:59,758
To the town.
346
00:14:59,843 --> 00:15:02,941
How about now? How about now?
347
00:15:03,026 --> 00:15:04,509
How about now? How about now?
How about now?
348
00:15:04,593 --> 00:15:05,431
How about now? How about now?
How about now? How about...
349
00:15:05,516 --> 00:15:08,681
Uh, D'arcy, I think you...
You had a question.
350
00:15:08,766 --> 00:15:10,478
Yeah, what about traffic?
351
00:15:10,563 --> 00:15:11,211
Yes.
352
00:15:11,296 --> 00:15:13,909
Isn't Main Street gonna be
wall-to-wall cars 24/7?
353
00:15:13,994 --> 00:15:18,219
Yes, I agree with our great
Olympic hero, D'arcy Bloom.
354
00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:20,917
More traffic
is great news for Patience.
355
00:15:21,001 --> 00:15:22,408
- Not at all what I said.
- I agree,
356
00:15:22,493 --> 00:15:23,588
- traffic is tourism.
- Nope.
357
00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:26,008
Which is money in the pockets
of local business owners.
358
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:28,446
Until all the small
businesses get pushed out
359
00:15:28,530 --> 00:15:29,470
by the bigger chains.
360
00:15:29,575 --> 00:15:30,181
Won't allow it.
361
00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:33,158
Or we die because the resort
destroys our environment.
362
00:15:33,318 --> 00:15:36,252
Exactly, big business already
poisoned Hawthorne Creek.
363
00:15:36,337 --> 00:15:37,428
Yes, thank you.
364
00:15:39,469 --> 00:15:41,767
I see word
has gotten out about that,
365
00:15:41,891 --> 00:15:43,331
and trust me, as a Hawthorne,
366
00:15:43,415 --> 00:15:44,506
I take the poisoning
367
00:15:44,590 --> 00:15:46,720
of Hawthorne Creek
very personally.
368
00:15:46,805 --> 00:15:48,984
Also, unrelated,
I would like to make a motion
369
00:15:49,069 --> 00:15:52,075
to rename the creek.
Any seconders?
370
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,634
This isn't a court of law,
371
00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:54,733
- Hmm?
- All right? Stay on point.
372
00:15:54,817 --> 00:15:55,970
Sure, yeah.
373
00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:59,737
Look, what happened
at the Creek To Be Renamed
374
00:15:59,822 --> 00:16:02,524
is exactly
why we need this resort.
375
00:16:02,608 --> 00:16:03,892
We can use the money
it brings in
376
00:16:03,977 --> 00:16:04,969
to help clean the creek.
377
00:16:05,054 --> 00:16:07,484
And Green soul Properties
is known for their commitment
378
00:16:07,569 --> 00:16:08,586
to the environment.
379
00:16:08,671 --> 00:16:10,586
Even this model
they provided is made
380
00:16:10,671 --> 00:16:13,503
from recycled wine corks
and CDs and diapers.
381
00:16:13,613 --> 00:16:15,313
Oh, is that why it stinks?
382
00:16:15,435 --> 00:16:17,223
Oh-ho-ho-ho, baby!
383
00:16:17,308 --> 00:16:18,442
You tell him.
384
00:16:18,527 --> 00:16:21,054
- Hey.
- Sorry, sir.
385
00:16:21,191 --> 00:16:24,154
Hey, I was skeptical too,
but then I realized
386
00:16:24,238 --> 00:16:26,635
how much good this resort
could do for the town.
387
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,114
The revenue that it brings in
388
00:16:28,198 --> 00:16:30,247
will bolster the public
services in Patience,
389
00:16:30,331 --> 00:16:31,578
like the school,
390
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,672
new books, an athletic field.
391
00:16:33,757 --> 00:16:35,240
Not to mention
law enforcement.
392
00:16:35,325 --> 00:16:36,764
I mean,
when this resort comes in,
393
00:16:36,859 --> 00:16:39,125
we'll have the manpower
to protect everybody in town.
394
00:16:39,209 --> 00:16:41,220
Just think of it for a second,
24-hour surveillance
395
00:16:41,305 --> 00:16:43,042
on every citizen in Patience.
396
00:16:43,126 --> 00:16:44,348
- What?
- Absolutely not what we
397
00:16:44,432 --> 00:16:45,958
- would ever want.
- Uh, is... is what we could do,
398
00:16:46,042 --> 00:16:47,221
but won't do, of course,
399
00:16:47,305 --> 00:16:48,483
because we don't live
in a police state.
400
00:16:48,567 --> 00:16:49,962
- Not yet.
- Never.
401
00:16:50,046 --> 00:16:51,790
- Someday soon.
- No.
402
00:16:51,874 --> 00:16:54,172
Okay,
everyone is here except Harry.
403
00:16:54,257 --> 00:16:55,258
Where is he?
404
00:16:56,523 --> 00:16:58,469
It is happening too fast.
405
00:16:58,554 --> 00:17:00,450
I came here
to kill all the humans,
406
00:17:00,535 --> 00:17:01,887
but I could feel myself
407
00:17:01,971 --> 00:17:04,586
wanting to help
Asta's ski friend.
408
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:08,048
It is bad enough that I never
fried their bodies to ash.
409
00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:11,332
Today I was trying
to make her human life better.
410
00:17:11,416 --> 00:17:13,227
What have I become?
411
00:17:13,312 --> 00:17:16,318
I have been hiding behind
this human mask for too long.
412
00:17:16,465 --> 00:17:18,892
Being in human form
must be allowing emotions
413
00:17:18,977 --> 00:17:20,210
to take over.
414
00:17:20,294 --> 00:17:24,301
The only way to fight it
is to return to my alien body
415
00:17:24,385 --> 00:17:26,609
and live the way
I was born to live
416
00:17:26,694 --> 00:17:29,265
in my familiar
frozen environment
417
00:17:29,534 --> 00:17:33,398
as an alien.
418
00:17:35,253 --> 00:17:37,532
I did not consider
there is no food up here,
419
00:17:37,617 --> 00:17:39,273
and I am already hungry.
420
00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:41,813
Aliens can also live
in cabins with meat freezers.
421
00:17:41,898 --> 00:17:43,277
Hmm.
422
00:17:47,451 --> 00:17:49,630
We can't let
this resort happen.
423
00:17:49,715 --> 00:17:50,849
My dad's right.
424
00:17:50,933 --> 00:17:52,665
If they put a resort in here,
425
00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:56,115
you can just say goodbye
to Joe's Diner, the 59.
426
00:17:56,281 --> 00:17:58,074
All the money's gonna go
to big corporations.
427
00:17:58,158 --> 00:18:00,511
It's never gonna trickle down
to the locals.
428
00:18:00,595 --> 00:18:01,773
If they widen the road,
429
00:18:01,857 --> 00:18:02,774
the first thing
that's gonna go
430
00:18:02,858 --> 00:18:04,559
is Old Barrett Bridge.
431
00:18:04,643 --> 00:18:06,703
We have to do something.
432
00:18:09,913 --> 00:18:13,697
You were so great out there,
honey, so in command,
433
00:18:13,782 --> 00:18:15,234
very sexy.
434
00:18:15,756 --> 00:18:16,955
I don't know.
435
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,437
It felt like there were
a lot of people against it.
436
00:18:19,779 --> 00:18:22,306
But there's also
a lot of people for it.
437
00:18:22,391 --> 00:18:23,917
That's just the way it is.
438
00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:25,746
When you became mayor,
you didn't have 100%
439
00:18:25,831 --> 00:18:27,541
- of the people behind you.
- No, not even close.
440
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,618
Only 16% of the town
actually voted.
441
00:18:29,703 --> 00:18:32,369
- Really?
- Yeah, I won with 49 votes.
442
00:18:32,453 --> 00:18:34,415
And I think 40 of those
were Hawthornes,
443
00:18:34,499 --> 00:18:37,844
so only nine people
outside my family voted for me.
444
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:41,323
Actually, I voted
for myself, so that's eight.
445
00:18:41,462 --> 00:18:42,640
Everyone hates me.
446
00:18:42,724 --> 00:18:45,948
Honey, they...
They don't hate you, okay?
447
00:18:46,032 --> 00:18:47,863
Some just have
a different opinion
448
00:18:47,947 --> 00:18:49,560
about what's best for the town.
449
00:18:49,644 --> 00:18:50,977
A lot of...
450
00:18:51,733 --> 00:18:53,406
some...
451
00:18:54,199 --> 00:18:57,161
a few of them believed in you
as mayor,
452
00:18:57,377 --> 00:19:00,134
and now it is time
for you to guide them, okay?
453
00:19:00,219 --> 00:19:02,311
So ignore everyone
who disagrees with you
454
00:19:02,396 --> 00:19:05,289
and do what you think
is best for the town.
455
00:19:05,913 --> 00:19:08,353
I mean, I think the resort
is great for the town.
456
00:19:08,663 --> 00:19:11,461
You know, it's something
that everyone can be proud of.
457
00:19:11,546 --> 00:19:13,595
Then you're doing
the right thing.
458
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,266
Yeah.
459
00:19:17,921 --> 00:19:21,493
Thanks, hon. I like this.
460
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:25,194
You know, we... we're a team.
461
00:19:25,279 --> 00:19:26,727
Hell yeah, we are.
462
00:19:26,812 --> 00:19:28,305
Nothing can stop us.
463
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:39,516
Finally
I am in my natural alien skin.
464
00:19:39,674 --> 00:19:41,679
If living
in that human meat case
465
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,483
was speeding up my humanity,
466
00:19:43,568 --> 00:19:45,311
I will spend the rest
of my time
467
00:19:45,395 --> 00:19:47,586
on Earth as an alien
in this Earth home.
468
00:19:47,703 --> 00:19:49,403
Oh, son of a bitch!
469
00:19:49,487 --> 00:19:52,493
Neil Diamond's
"Cracklin' Rose"
470
00:19:55,580 --> 00:19:57,933
God damn it.
471
00:19:58,017 --> 00:20:00,711
Son of a bitch!
472
00:20:00,796 --> 00:20:05,017
♪ We gonna ride till there
ain't no more to go ♪
473
00:20:05,102 --> 00:20:06,000
Ow!
474
00:20:06,085 --> 00:20:09,037
♪ Taking it slow
475
00:20:09,419 --> 00:20:11,251
♪ And Lord don't you know?
476
00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:12,338
Son of a bitch!
477
00:20:12,422 --> 00:20:13,775
♪ No need to say please
478
00:20:13,859 --> 00:20:18,281
♪ To no man for a happy tune
479
00:20:19,831 --> 00:20:21,314
♪ Oh I love my Rosie child
480
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,438
Ahh.
481
00:20:24,536 --> 00:20:27,527
It is not practical to live
in this alien body on Earth.
482
00:20:27,612 --> 00:20:31,031
♪ You and me
we go in style ♪
483
00:20:31,116 --> 00:20:32,258
♪ Cracklin' Rose
484
00:20:32,343 --> 00:20:34,164
I can return
to human form as long
485
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:35,884
as I start acting
like an alien.
486
00:20:37,305 --> 00:20:38,452
Mother of a whore!
487
00:20:38,536 --> 00:20:40,454
The baby will only listen
to that little girl?
488
00:20:41,727 --> 00:20:44,153
Then I will do
the right thing.
489
00:20:44,237 --> 00:20:46,328
I will kidnap a child.
490
00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:49,220
Son of a bitch!
491
00:20:52,882 --> 00:20:54,106
Hey.
492
00:20:54,366 --> 00:20:57,289
That lunch lady's not here.
The coast is clear.
493
00:20:57,374 --> 00:20:59,553
How come you're not
wearing a costume?
494
00:20:59,763 --> 00:21:01,475
We don't celebrate Halloween.
495
00:21:01,575 --> 00:21:03,723
There's no spiritual
meaning behind it.
496
00:21:03,818 --> 00:21:06,441
It's just a bunch
of kids walking around
497
00:21:06,596 --> 00:21:10,037
perpetuating the message
of witches, evil spirits,
498
00:21:10,121 --> 00:21:11,474
and satanic worship.
499
00:21:11,558 --> 00:21:12,997
Yeah, but also there's candy.
500
00:21:13,081 --> 00:21:15,897
I don't need to stuff
my face with sugar.
501
00:21:15,982 --> 00:21:17,161
Then why are
you eating honey?
502
00:21:17,246 --> 00:21:18,859
To soothe my throat.
503
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,427
I have to find the baby.
504
00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:23,909
I was up all night practicing
alien calling sounds.
505
00:21:24,222 --> 00:21:26,271
Obviously, going to
the RV and yelling out,
506
00:21:26,355 --> 00:21:29,361
"Baby, baby, over here! Baby?"
507
00:21:29,445 --> 00:21:30,884
Isn't gonna be enough.
508
00:21:30,968 --> 00:21:33,147
Yeah, I've been practicing
my Frankenstein sounds.
509
00:21:33,231 --> 00:21:35,802
Rah!
510
00:21:35,886 --> 00:21:38,600
Well, I guess
that is it for me.
511
00:21:39,288 --> 00:21:42,859
We are both very
sad to see you go.
512
00:21:42,944 --> 00:21:44,340
Aren't you sad, Sheriff?
513
00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:46,297
Yeah, well, it was nice
working with you, Detective.
514
00:21:46,381 --> 00:21:47,814
But you're leaving
'cause we solved the murder,
515
00:21:47,898 --> 00:21:49,555
and that actually
makes me extremely happy.
516
00:21:49,639 --> 00:21:51,740
And he's also sad.
517
00:21:51,825 --> 00:21:53,490
I got you something.
518
00:21:54,550 --> 00:21:58,122
Courtesy of
the Jessup Police Department.
519
00:21:58,269 --> 00:22:00,318
Crime was down 20% last year,
so we had a surplus.
520
00:22:00,568 --> 00:22:01,733
Thanks.
521
00:22:01,869 --> 00:22:04,918
Should probably put this
crime tape around the sheriff,
522
00:22:05,002 --> 00:22:08,342
because he should be arrested
for being too handsome, right?
523
00:22:08,427 --> 00:22:11,259
Well, I mean,
he wouldn't serve much time.
524
00:22:11,344 --> 00:22:12,696
It's involuntary handsomeness.
525
00:22:16,038 --> 00:22:17,600
He can't help it.
526
00:22:25,786 --> 00:22:27,881
This was... this was fun.
527
00:22:28,488 --> 00:22:31,625
Not the murder ring,
528
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:34,557
but, you know, the...
The other stuff.
529
00:22:34,641 --> 00:22:36,586
Yeah, okay, then, well,
I got to get back to my desk,
530
00:22:36,670 --> 00:22:37,561
a lot of stuff to do.
531
00:22:37,646 --> 00:22:39,390
Deputy, let's go over
those new case files.
532
00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:40,867
Oh, what case files?
533
00:22:40,951 --> 00:22:43,287
You know, for the...
The big new case.
534
00:22:43,438 --> 00:22:45,087
Well, this was the big case.
535
00:22:45,172 --> 00:22:47,295
From the other...
The other big case.
536
00:22:48,045 --> 00:22:51,138
The bakery double charging
you for the apple fritter?
537
00:22:51,222 --> 00:22:53,924
Yes, that is the case.
538
00:22:54,037 --> 00:22:56,318
I got to find the receipt for
that, 'cause I want justice.
539
00:22:56,446 --> 00:22:58,581
All right. Thank you.
540
00:22:58,728 --> 00:23:00,168
You're welcome.
541
00:23:00,432 --> 00:23:02,437
Well, that's my cue to go, so...
542
00:23:02,522 --> 00:23:04,201
- Yup. Bye.
- Okay, bye.
543
00:23:06,683 --> 00:23:08,514
What was that?
544
00:23:08,771 --> 00:23:10,036
Why didn't you ask her out?
545
00:23:10,198 --> 00:23:11,594
She was waiting for it.
546
00:23:11,678 --> 00:23:13,987
Okay, look,
I like Detective Torres, okay?
547
00:23:14,071 --> 00:23:16,207
She's a pain in the ass,
but I like it, all right?
548
00:23:16,291 --> 00:23:18,035
She's smart. She's strong.
549
00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:19,950
She's very attractive.
550
00:23:20,034 --> 00:23:23,693
Just not aiming
to plant my roots
551
00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:25,477
any deeper here in Patience.
552
00:23:25,561 --> 00:23:27,653
Why not?
553
00:23:27,737 --> 00:23:30,395
Well, I've been thinking
a lot lately,
554
00:23:30,479 --> 00:23:33,850
and it might be time
to move back to DC.
555
00:23:34,039 --> 00:23:35,305
What?
556
00:23:35,435 --> 00:23:37,657
Oh, come on, Deputy,
you know me.
557
00:23:37,742 --> 00:23:39,818
I need the excitement
of a big case, you know.
558
00:23:39,903 --> 00:23:42,387
And the biggest case I ever
had here, it just ended.
559
00:23:42,679 --> 00:23:45,032
Hell, DC's got murders
as far as the eye can see.
560
00:23:45,117 --> 00:23:49,342
It's like a whole forest
of them in constant bloom.
561
00:23:49,427 --> 00:23:51,083
It's beautiful.
562
00:23:51,168 --> 00:23:52,592
It is.
563
00:23:54,286 --> 00:23:57,936
Now, if you'll excuse me,
564
00:23:58,627 --> 00:24:00,928
I got to go see
a man about a fritter.
565
00:24:01,414 --> 00:24:03,233
Come on here, Cletus.
566
00:24:16,481 --> 00:24:17,660
What are you doing here?
567
00:24:17,744 --> 00:24:19,618
I am here to kidnap you.
568
00:24:19,702 --> 00:24:21,011
I need you as bait.
569
00:24:21,095 --> 00:24:23,230
The alien baby
seems to like you.
570
00:24:23,314 --> 00:24:25,029
I do not understand why.
571
00:24:27,115 --> 00:24:29,335
All right, let's go.
572
00:24:30,913 --> 00:24:32,178
What?
573
00:24:32,263 --> 00:24:34,029
You're not the only one
who could use some bait.
574
00:24:34,113 --> 00:24:35,709
You know how to do
those alien sounds.
575
00:24:35,858 --> 00:24:36,679
Mm.
576
00:24:36,763 --> 00:24:38,162
But let's be clear.
577
00:24:38,318 --> 00:24:41,161
This isn't a kidnapping.
This is an adult-napping.
578
00:24:41,245 --> 00:24:42,598
No, it isn't.
579
00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:45,383
I squeezed through this window.
580
00:24:45,467 --> 00:24:47,459
I brought rope and tape.
581
00:24:47,663 --> 00:24:49,363
I left it in the truck.
582
00:24:49,471 --> 00:24:50,693
But I was...
583
00:24:50,777 --> 00:24:52,108
I'm kidnapping you.
584
00:24:52,193 --> 00:24:54,257
Actually,
kidnapping by definition
585
00:24:54,342 --> 00:24:55,804
is abducting someone
and holding them
586
00:24:55,889 --> 00:24:58,309
against their will.
I'm not resisting.
587
00:24:58,393 --> 00:24:59,789
I want to go with you.
588
00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:00,936
Then...
589
00:25:01,021 --> 00:25:05,159
Oh, then I do not want you
to go with me.
590
00:25:06,551 --> 00:25:07,903
- You're resisting me?
- Yeah.
591
00:25:08,023 --> 00:25:11,201
Okay,
so I am adult-napping you.
592
00:25:11,378 --> 00:25:13,068
Glad we agree. Let's go.
593
00:25:13,153 --> 00:25:16,522
I was already going
to go before you said let's go.
594
00:25:16,804 --> 00:25:19,226
Okay,
so we're doing what I said.
595
00:25:19,311 --> 00:25:20,244
Follow me.
596
00:25:20,328 --> 00:25:22,451
No, you are following me
597
00:25:22,536 --> 00:25:24,826
from in front of me.
598
00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:27,320
Wait up.
599
00:25:36,962 --> 00:25:38,404
Baby?
600
00:25:39,741 --> 00:25:41,326
Mama?
601
00:25:42,512 --> 00:25:43,821
You came back.
602
00:25:43,906 --> 00:25:45,955
Your mama will be
so glad to see you.
603
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,616
Let's go.
604
00:25:48,990 --> 00:25:50,631
Come on.
605
00:26:05,727 --> 00:26:08,022
Holy shit. That's the alien.
606
00:26:11,731 --> 00:26:15,695
I discovered a long time ago
that humanity is a virus.
607
00:26:15,945 --> 00:26:19,398
It overcame Goliath,
because he was weak.
608
00:26:19,577 --> 00:26:21,617
But I am not weak.
609
00:26:21,702 --> 00:26:24,548
If Halloween
is a time for monsters,
610
00:26:24,633 --> 00:26:26,985
then I will be that monster.
611
00:26:27,082 --> 00:26:29,113
Do not to touch my truck!
612
00:26:29,198 --> 00:26:30,376
I'm already touching it,
613
00:26:30,461 --> 00:26:32,031
because I'm sitting
on the seat.
614
00:26:32,228 --> 00:26:34,396
Besides, I'd like
to listen to some music
615
00:26:34,481 --> 00:26:36,418
while I'm doing
my first adult-napping.
616
00:26:36,503 --> 00:26:39,248
No, this is a kidnapping.
617
00:26:39,399 --> 00:26:40,577
I changed my mind.
618
00:26:40,661 --> 00:26:42,793
You're a terrible child.
I'm taking you home.
619
00:26:42,878 --> 00:26:43,878
You can't.
620
00:26:43,963 --> 00:26:46,360
I already told my parents I'm
staying at a friend's house.
621
00:26:46,527 --> 00:26:48,836
And I'm hungry.
622
00:26:48,928 --> 00:26:50,195
Let's stop somewhere
for a snack.
623
00:26:50,279 --> 00:26:54,634
No, I am in charge,
and I do not want food.
624
00:26:54,921 --> 00:26:56,464
Not even pizza?
625
00:26:59,027 --> 00:27:00,464
I could go for a slice.
626
00:27:00,666 --> 00:27:02,584
Sahar, come in, over.
627
00:27:02,669 --> 00:27:03,934
Sahar, come in.
628
00:27:04,019 --> 00:27:05,763
Sahar here, over.
629
00:27:09,174 --> 00:27:12,996
I'm going to get the pizza
with cheese in the crust.
630
00:27:15,157 --> 00:27:17,668
Sahar, come in, over.
631
00:27:17,764 --> 00:27:20,161
I couldn't find you
after school, over.
632
00:27:20,363 --> 00:27:23,035
I have your baby, over.
633
00:27:24,024 --> 00:27:25,986
No, baby,
you have to stay here!
634
00:27:26,071 --> 00:27:27,510
Hey, Max.
635
00:27:27,664 --> 00:27:30,394
Happy Halloween.
636
00:27:30,479 --> 00:27:31,844
Hey, very good, son.
637
00:27:31,929 --> 00:27:32,933
You didn't tell us
you had a friend over.
638
00:27:33,017 --> 00:27:34,544
Who's this?
639
00:27:34,628 --> 00:27:36,284
Uh...
640
00:27:36,368 --> 00:27:37,761
Me baby.
641
00:27:38,588 --> 00:27:40,052
Sorry?
642
00:27:40,137 --> 00:27:44,195
He means he was dressed as a
baby at school for Halloween.
643
00:27:44,437 --> 00:27:47,172
His name is Bobby.
644
00:27:47,479 --> 00:27:49,702
Oh, well,
pleasure to meet you, Bobby.
645
00:27:49,817 --> 00:27:51,062
- Welcome.
- Hi, Bobby.
646
00:27:51,147 --> 00:27:53,152
Why do you have to be
Sonny and Cher every year?
647
00:27:53,237 --> 00:27:54,094
Come on.
648
00:27:54,179 --> 00:27:56,531
Because they're an iconic
'70s couple,
649
00:27:56,780 --> 00:27:58,437
and this mustache
was expensive.
650
00:27:58,521 --> 00:27:59,728
You guys want
to come downstairs
651
00:27:59,812 --> 00:28:01,440
and have a bite before
you go trick-or-treating?
652
00:28:01,524 --> 00:28:04,878
Oh, hey, Bobby, ask me
what I've got for dinner.
653
00:28:04,962 --> 00:28:06,039
He's got stew.
654
00:28:06,124 --> 00:28:08,251
He's going to make a lame
joke and call you babe.
655
00:28:08,336 --> 00:28:09,926
Ah, it's not a lame joke.
656
00:28:10,011 --> 00:28:11,328
It's a clever joke.
657
00:28:11,491 --> 00:28:14,508
Okay, well,
see you guys downstairs.
658
00:28:15,114 --> 00:28:16,859
Actually, we're not hungry,
659
00:28:16,944 --> 00:28:18,731
so we're just going to
hang out up here.
660
00:28:18,816 --> 00:28:20,125
You're not going
trick-or-treating?
661
00:28:20,209 --> 00:28:21,605
You always loved doing that.
662
00:28:21,695 --> 00:28:23,787
- Yeah.
- Yeah, when I was 10.
663
00:28:23,934 --> 00:28:25,243
I'm 11.
664
00:28:25,328 --> 00:28:28,639
Okay, well,
looks like just and me, Cher.
665
00:28:28,724 --> 00:28:32,470
Are you hungry?
Because I've got stew, babe.
666
00:28:32,555 --> 00:28:34,734
See? It never gets old.
667
00:28:34,818 --> 00:28:36,368
- It never gets old.
- Too young.
668
00:28:36,453 --> 00:28:38,110
Close the door.
669
00:28:38,311 --> 00:28:39,641
All right.
670
00:28:41,746 --> 00:28:43,264
Bobby is a little odd,
don't you think?
671
00:28:43,348 --> 00:28:45,484
I know.
The baby costume didn't help.
672
00:28:46,703 --> 00:28:48,079
- Candy.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
673
00:28:48,164 --> 00:28:49,922
Let the festivities begin.
You ready?
674
00:28:50,094 --> 00:28:52,578
- La.
- Perfect.
675
00:28:52,662 --> 00:28:53,927
- Happy Halloween!
- Trick or treat?
676
00:28:54,011 --> 00:28:55,146
Hey, Ellen.
677
00:28:55,230 --> 00:28:56,800
Hello, constituents.
678
00:28:56,884 --> 00:28:58,671
Oh, come on in.
679
00:28:58,755 --> 00:29:00,891
Trick or treat?
680
00:29:00,975 --> 00:29:03,676
Wait,
who are you dressed up as?
681
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,286
I love Patience.
682
00:29:05,370 --> 00:29:10,030
- Patience is the best town ever.
- That's pretty good.
683
00:29:10,114 --> 00:29:12,032
And I somehow snagged
a hot wife,
684
00:29:12,116 --> 00:29:15,906
even though I'm a horrible
mayor and a total dork.
685
00:29:15,990 --> 00:29:17,516
Oh, well...
686
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:18,909
That's not true.
687
00:29:18,993 --> 00:29:21,883
I happen to be
a pretty good mayor.
688
00:29:22,630 --> 00:29:24,287
Stop that.
689
00:29:24,372 --> 00:29:26,203
I don't talk like...
690
00:29:26,288 --> 00:29:28,028
I don't.
691
00:29:34,066 --> 00:29:35,549
Thanks for the trick.
692
00:29:35,688 --> 00:29:37,170
Here's a candy.
693
00:29:37,255 --> 00:29:40,740
Happy you spent $135 on that
jacket to wear it one time.
694
00:29:41,003 --> 00:29:43,008
We don't want candy.
We'll take beer.
695
00:29:43,147 --> 00:29:45,258
- There's cookies in the pantry.
- Yes.
696
00:29:45,633 --> 00:29:47,503
Okay.
697
00:29:47,587 --> 00:29:49,352
Are we just going to let
them waltz
698
00:29:49,469 --> 00:29:50,854
into our house like that?
699
00:29:50,939 --> 00:29:52,735
She thinks I'm hot.
700
00:29:54,581 --> 00:29:57,108
Sahar, come in, over.
701
00:29:57,279 --> 00:29:59,023
Your baby keeps trying
to escape.
702
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,891
Are you allowed to tie
a baby to a chair, over?
703
00:30:05,386 --> 00:30:07,170
No, baby, come back!
704
00:30:10,713 --> 00:30:13,023
- Trick or treat?
- Happy Halloween.
705
00:30:13,108 --> 00:30:14,330
Here you go.
706
00:30:14,491 --> 00:30:16,409
Happy Halloween.
707
00:30:16,548 --> 00:30:17,657
- Bye.
- Thank you.
708
00:30:17,742 --> 00:30:19,532
Thanks.
709
00:30:19,617 --> 00:30:21,173
Oh, hi.
710
00:30:21,258 --> 00:30:22,212
Hey, girl.
711
00:30:22,297 --> 00:30:23,756
Where's your costume?
712
00:30:23,841 --> 00:30:25,001
Oh, hey, D'arce.
713
00:30:25,086 --> 00:30:27,798
Benny, still rocking the
Sonny Bono Halloween thing.
714
00:30:27,883 --> 00:30:28,603
What is it this year?
715
00:30:28,688 --> 00:30:30,284
Does Sonny work
at a shoe store?
716
00:30:30,368 --> 00:30:31,285
Or is it crew practice?
717
00:30:31,369 --> 00:30:33,024
Oh, it is stew now.
718
00:30:33,143 --> 00:30:35,453
A little wordplay
never killed anyone.
719
00:30:35,896 --> 00:30:38,868
I'm just here to see
if Kate can come out to play.
720
00:30:39,253 --> 00:30:40,214
Tonight?
721
00:30:40,299 --> 00:30:42,121
Oh, I don't know.
It's Halloween.
722
00:30:42,206 --> 00:30:43,515
It'll just be
for a little bit.
723
00:30:43,599 --> 00:30:44,908
I'll have you back
before the night turns
724
00:30:44,992 --> 00:30:46,430
to teenagers egging cars.
725
00:30:46,515 --> 00:30:49,173
Also, do you have any eggs?
726
00:30:49,401 --> 00:30:51,712
Look, if you want to go out,
I can take care of things here.
727
00:30:51,796 --> 00:30:53,148
- Really?
- Yeah.
728
00:30:53,348 --> 00:30:54,961
You know,
Max is busy with his friend,
729
00:30:55,045 --> 00:30:57,137
and after everything you did to
help me with the presentation
730
00:30:57,221 --> 00:31:00,352
and you being so supportive,
it's the least I can do.
731
00:31:01,694 --> 00:31:03,220
Okay.
732
00:31:03,305 --> 00:31:05,005
Yes!
733
00:31:05,090 --> 00:31:06,219
It would be great...
734
00:31:06,304 --> 00:31:08,759
And just thinking out loud...
If a certain someone
735
00:31:08,844 --> 00:31:10,448
didn't come back later
and write "Mayor Dick"
736
00:31:10,532 --> 00:31:11,935
on my windshield, though.
737
00:31:12,019 --> 00:31:14,198
I would be hard to prove,
because somebody probably moved
738
00:31:14,282 --> 00:31:15,940
a plant in front of your
security camera that night,
739
00:31:16,024 --> 00:31:17,114
so come on.
740
00:31:17,198 --> 00:31:19,377
Ooh. Ooh.
741
00:31:19,657 --> 00:31:21,814
- Have fun.
- Oh, we will.
742
00:31:21,898 --> 00:31:23,381
- Hold down the fort.
- I will.
743
00:31:23,465 --> 00:31:25,992
♪ All our times have come
744
00:31:26,076 --> 00:31:26,950
- Hey.
- Hi.
745
00:31:27,118 --> 00:31:29,204
Hi.
746
00:31:29,289 --> 00:31:31,816
Oh, I didn't know you
guys were all out here.
747
00:31:31,901 --> 00:31:33,391
Oh, yeah,
there's 12 more in the trunk.
748
00:31:33,475 --> 00:31:34,086
Get in.
749
00:31:34,171 --> 00:31:35,330
Oh, okay, well,
I'll follow in my own car.
750
00:31:35,414 --> 00:31:36,592
Oh, get in, girl.
751
00:31:36,677 --> 00:31:38,334
- Oh, okay.
- Yes!
752
00:31:38,442 --> 00:31:39,446
- Oh!
- Push her in!
753
00:31:39,531 --> 00:31:41,187
Oh, my goodness. Got it.
754
00:31:41,272 --> 00:31:42,751
Got her in.
755
00:31:42,836 --> 00:31:46,157
We're all gonna have to put
our frickin' seat belts on.
756
00:31:46,792 --> 00:31:47,883
Everybody ready?
757
00:31:47,968 --> 00:31:49,102
Whoo!
758
00:31:49,186 --> 00:31:51,191
Here we go!
759
00:31:51,275 --> 00:31:53,282
Trick or treat, bitches!
760
00:31:53,376 --> 00:31:55,369
♪ Don't fear the reaper
761
00:31:55,524 --> 00:31:57,227
♪ Baby, I'm your man
762
00:31:57,312 --> 00:31:58,403
Baby?
763
00:32:01,631 --> 00:32:04,938
Baby?
Baby?
764
00:32:08,075 --> 00:32:10,210
Where did you go, baby?
765
00:32:12,949 --> 00:32:15,085
Baby? Baby? Over here.
766
00:32:15,196 --> 00:32:16,610
Baby?
767
00:32:19,257 --> 00:32:20,827
Baby? Baby?
768
00:32:26,397 --> 00:32:27,967
Baby? Baby?
769
00:32:28,051 --> 00:32:30,758
Over here. Baby?
770
00:32:53,290 --> 00:32:54,733
Ahh!
771
00:32:54,817 --> 00:32:56,256
No!
772
00:33:04,294 --> 00:33:06,100
He's gone.
773
00:33:06,983 --> 00:33:08,867
They took him.
774
00:33:10,176 --> 00:33:12,747
It's all my fault.
I made you stop for pizza.
775
00:33:12,950 --> 00:33:14,911
I wanted the pizza.
776
00:33:15,183 --> 00:33:16,806
I was in charge.
777
00:33:17,875 --> 00:33:20,892
I just wanted
one more day together.
778
00:33:21,890 --> 00:33:24,505
Now I'll never see
my baby ever again.
779
00:33:27,313 --> 00:33:29,710
I have never seen her cry.
780
00:33:29,794 --> 00:33:32,452
If Goliath were here,
he would be affected by it,
781
00:33:32,536 --> 00:33:35,020
but I am an alien,
and I do not care.
782
00:33:35,104 --> 00:33:37,501
Goliath let himself
be so human,
783
00:33:37,585 --> 00:33:39,633
he probably
would have put his hand
784
00:33:39,725 --> 00:33:40,579
on her shoulder like this.
785
00:33:40,664 --> 00:33:42,587
And then he would say
something humans say
786
00:33:42,672 --> 00:33:45,212
to make each other feel
better like...
787
00:33:45,297 --> 00:33:47,622
There, there, there,
there, there.
788
00:33:51,961 --> 00:33:54,880
I am not Goliath,
so I will not do that.
789
00:33:54,980 --> 00:33:56,637
I am an alien,
790
00:33:56,752 --> 00:33:59,533
and I enjoy watching
children cry...
791
00:34:04,161 --> 00:34:05,691
What are we doing out here?
792
00:34:05,776 --> 00:34:08,652
This is
the Old Barrett Bridge.
793
00:34:08,768 --> 00:34:11,077
Now, if they go through
with this resort,
794
00:34:11,270 --> 00:34:13,406
this whole thing is going
to be torn down and replaced
795
00:34:13,490 --> 00:34:15,408
by a four-lane highway
with billboards
796
00:34:15,492 --> 00:34:18,314
on either side advertising
"Injured at work? Call Jacob."
797
00:34:18,399 --> 00:34:20,631
Wait, is that why you
guys brought me out here?
798
00:34:20,715 --> 00:34:21,849
Because of the resort?
799
00:34:21,954 --> 00:34:24,069
Yeah, well,
you're the only one
800
00:34:24,153 --> 00:34:26,618
that can convince Ben
not to do it.
801
00:34:26,703 --> 00:34:29,187
Well, what if I don't want
to convince him not to do it?
802
00:34:29,272 --> 00:34:30,929
What if I actually think
that the resort
803
00:34:31,014 --> 00:34:32,163
would be good for Patience?
804
00:34:32,248 --> 00:34:33,204
Just come with us.
805
00:34:33,289 --> 00:34:34,960
We want to show you something
under the bridge.
806
00:34:35,044 --> 00:34:36,852
Please.
807
00:34:37,157 --> 00:34:38,814
- Okay.
- This way.
808
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,400
- Ooh.
- So...
809
00:34:40,485 --> 00:34:44,337
We used to come here
as kids
810
00:34:44,422 --> 00:34:45,611
and carve our names.
811
00:34:45,931 --> 00:34:49,137
Look, me, D'arcy, aww,
812
00:34:49,221 --> 00:34:51,701
and there's Kayla and Liv.
813
00:34:52,045 --> 00:34:53,876
Oh, this is amazing.
814
00:34:53,961 --> 00:34:55,771
Wait, is that... is that Ben?
815
00:34:55,856 --> 00:34:57,279
Did he carve
his name here too?
816
00:34:57,364 --> 00:34:58,685
Yeah, we all did.
817
00:34:59,122 --> 00:35:00,779
This was our childhood.
818
00:35:00,972 --> 00:35:02,411
Yeah, we used
to come here after school
819
00:35:02,495 --> 00:35:04,065
and sneak cigarettes.
820
00:35:04,149 --> 00:35:06,633
- I had my first kiss here.
- That's right.
821
00:35:06,717 --> 00:35:08,461
Yeah,
Ben lost his virginity here.
822
00:35:08,545 --> 00:35:10,435
- He did?
- Who...
823
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:12,945
yeah, we... we don't
have to talk about that.
824
00:35:13,029 --> 00:35:13,709
Nope.
825
00:35:13,794 --> 00:35:16,927
Every square inch of Patience
holds some memory for us.
826
00:35:17,075 --> 00:35:18,824
And we can't let it be
wiped out.
827
00:35:18,909 --> 00:35:20,818
It's like wiping us out.
828
00:35:23,176 --> 00:35:26,400
Ben must have been Max's
age when he carved this.
829
00:35:26,781 --> 00:35:29,656
Samantha Crain's "Elk City"...
830
00:35:31,482 --> 00:35:35,677
I... you know, I never had this
where I grew up, you know,
831
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:39,131
a sense
of belonging to a place,
832
00:35:39,216 --> 00:35:41,060
like it was a part of you.
833
00:35:41,387 --> 00:35:43,262
Ohh.
834
00:35:43,347 --> 00:35:45,099
You can if you want.
835
00:35:46,843 --> 00:35:47,847
Really?
836
00:35:47,932 --> 00:35:49,458
Yeah, go for it.
837
00:35:49,666 --> 00:35:51,671
You puked with us.
You earned it.
838
00:35:51,756 --> 00:35:54,927
♪ See I was 17
839
00:35:55,152 --> 00:35:58,073
- Okay.
- ♪ When I came to this place ♪
840
00:35:59,095 --> 00:36:00,273
Okay.
841
00:36:00,388 --> 00:36:02,219
♪ In a boyfriend's
Colt wagon ♪
842
00:36:02,304 --> 00:36:04,258
♪ On the 40 interstate
843
00:36:07,639 --> 00:36:10,515
♪ He told me we'd be rich
844
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,909
♪ Get on at the GHK company
845
00:36:13,093 --> 00:36:15,055
Here you go, girls,
on the house.
846
00:36:15,140 --> 00:36:16,884
Thank you
for opening up late, Dad.
847
00:36:16,969 --> 00:36:19,583
I may not have
an "open 24 hours" sign,
848
00:36:19,735 --> 00:36:21,566
but I have an unwritten
sign that says
849
00:36:21,651 --> 00:36:24,135
"I won't let anyone
in this town go hungry."
850
00:36:24,273 --> 00:36:26,448
- Aww.
- He's right.
851
00:36:26,533 --> 00:36:28,590
One Christmas
we had a huge snowstorm
852
00:36:28,675 --> 00:36:29,671
that knocked all the power out.
853
00:36:29,756 --> 00:36:32,022
Oh, yes,
he kicked on the generator,
854
00:36:32,135 --> 00:36:33,763
and then the whole town
piled in here
855
00:36:33,848 --> 00:36:34,973
for Christmas dinner together.
856
00:36:35,057 --> 00:36:36,767
Wow, that's incredible.
857
00:36:36,851 --> 00:36:38,333
I think that was the night
he decided to put
858
00:36:38,417 --> 00:36:39,508
another stall in the bathroom.
859
00:36:39,592 --> 00:36:41,554
Ohh.
860
00:36:41,651 --> 00:36:44,862
- That was so bad.
- Too much gravy.
861
00:36:44,946 --> 00:36:46,698
This town is incredible.
862
00:36:46,792 --> 00:36:48,866
I know change is inevitable,
but we really
863
00:36:48,951 --> 00:36:50,707
should have it on our terms.
864
00:36:50,792 --> 00:36:52,927
We need a new library,
not rich jerks...
865
00:36:53,084 --> 00:36:54,741
- Ugh.
- And oxygen bars.
866
00:36:54,825 --> 00:36:56,830
I know, or chain restaurants.
867
00:36:56,914 --> 00:36:59,703
I want to grow old
in this booth, come on.
868
00:36:59,787 --> 00:37:01,835
Let Max and his friends
discover the bridge
869
00:37:01,919 --> 00:37:04,065
like the way we did.
870
00:37:05,270 --> 00:37:07,815
I guess I never realized
how special,
871
00:37:07,984 --> 00:37:10,555
you know, this all is.
872
00:37:11,073 --> 00:37:14,021
So will you help us?
873
00:37:16,649 --> 00:37:18,494
Well?
874
00:37:20,182 --> 00:37:23,081
I carved my name, so...
875
00:37:23,344 --> 00:37:25,045
I'm one of you guys now.
876
00:37:28,946 --> 00:37:31,865
♪ She carved her name,
she's one of us ♪
877
00:37:31,949 --> 00:37:33,815
♪ She carved her name,
she's one of us ♪
878
00:37:33,979 --> 00:37:37,526
Humans form attachments
to other people,
879
00:37:37,885 --> 00:37:40,997
attachments to things,
to places.
880
00:37:44,001 --> 00:37:47,935
♪ I can only stay
one more night ♪
881
00:37:48,139 --> 00:37:49,840
Sometimes
they are not even attached
882
00:37:49,974 --> 00:37:51,537
to what something is
883
00:37:51,621 --> 00:37:54,482
but a memory of what something
used to be.
884
00:37:54,677 --> 00:37:56,911
♪ I can only stay
one more night ♪
885
00:37:57,015 --> 00:37:58,943
Or a dream
of what it might become.
886
00:37:59,138 --> 00:38:02,678
♪ Just one,
just more night ♪
887
00:38:04,329 --> 00:38:06,347
Mmm.
888
00:38:08,153 --> 00:38:09,070
Harry?
889
00:38:11,649 --> 00:38:14,394
Oh, my God, you're okay.
890
00:38:15,420 --> 00:38:17,295
I got your text. I was worried.
891
00:38:17,380 --> 00:38:18,855
You did not text me back,
892
00:38:18,940 --> 00:38:21,792
so I ordered only one pizza
for myself.
893
00:38:23,014 --> 00:38:26,194
You texted 911
and then gibberish.
894
00:38:26,279 --> 00:38:29,285
I thought you were in trouble
and had a stroke or something.
895
00:38:29,399 --> 00:38:31,970
My message was very clear.
896
00:38:32,140 --> 00:38:35,979
I use abbreviations
like the kids do.
897
00:38:36,319 --> 00:38:40,718
"9-1-1, MIBstblnwahcybi?"
898
00:38:40,810 --> 00:38:42,815
No. What? What? What is that?
899
00:38:42,930 --> 00:38:44,168
It's abbreviations.
900
00:38:44,253 --> 00:38:47,288
"9-1-1, MIB" Men In Black. Ah!
901
00:38:47,372 --> 00:38:48,812
There's "STBLN,"
902
00:38:48,896 --> 00:38:51,989
stole the baby last night
with a helicopter.
903
00:38:52,073 --> 00:38:54,208
Can you believe it?
Question mark.
904
00:38:54,292 --> 00:38:56,589
What assholes.
Exclamation mark.
905
00:38:56,810 --> 00:39:00,947
"I am going to kill them
to get the baby back
906
00:39:01,125 --> 00:39:02,956
"so I can hear the rest
of Goliath's message,
907
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:04,784
but first I am going to eat."
908
00:39:04,868 --> 00:39:06,177
That's a pizza emoji.
909
00:39:06,261 --> 00:39:07,612
Mm.
910
00:39:07,697 --> 00:39:10,007
"WA, question mark" Want
any?
911
00:39:10,127 --> 00:39:13,378
And "HMBP,"
912
00:39:13,463 --> 00:39:17,229
hit me back, player.
913
00:39:17,432 --> 00:39:18,741
It's all very clear.
914
00:39:19,013 --> 00:39:21,496
You're right. My mistake.
Very clear.
915
00:39:21,580 --> 00:39:22,526
How could I miss it?
916
00:39:22,611 --> 00:39:24,020
I'm not giving
you any of my pizza.
917
00:39:24,105 --> 00:39:26,197
You can order your own.
918
00:39:26,281 --> 00:39:28,245
Take your pick
from this coupon.
919
00:39:28,330 --> 00:39:29,770
What is all this?
920
00:39:29,995 --> 00:39:31,823
Why haven't you opened these?
921
00:39:31,908 --> 00:39:35,044
Aliens don't care
about human things like mail,
922
00:39:35,262 --> 00:39:40,503
except for the
free pizza delivery coupons.
923
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,940
This package
is from Violinda.
924
00:39:47,757 --> 00:39:49,315
Harry.
925
00:39:51,724 --> 00:39:53,658
"I wanted my baby
to have this book
926
00:39:53,743 --> 00:39:56,749
so that he can get to know
his father through his work."
927
00:39:56,833 --> 00:39:57,924
Wow.
928
00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:02,542
Oh...
929
00:40:03,788 --> 00:40:05,354
Oh.
930
00:40:07,061 --> 00:40:09,292
These are all
Goliath paintings.
931
00:40:12,348 --> 00:40:14,378
Oh, my God.
932
00:40:14,697 --> 00:40:16,495
Harry,
look at this.
933
00:40:19,943 --> 00:40:22,601
I understand
these human attachments.
934
00:40:22,685 --> 00:40:24,690
Change is difficult.
935
00:40:25,027 --> 00:40:27,441
I grew attached
to my human form
936
00:40:27,526 --> 00:40:29,784
until it no longer served me.
937
00:40:31,402 --> 00:40:34,691
But after wandering the Earth
for hundreds of years,
938
00:40:34,776 --> 00:40:38,594
my alien self has grown old
watching the planet die.
939
00:40:38,788 --> 00:40:40,967
Some humans are so attached
to their home
940
00:40:41,051 --> 00:40:43,745
that they would do
anything to protect it.
941
00:40:44,116 --> 00:40:46,534
Now I understand that.
942
00:40:46,619 --> 00:40:47,928
My home is this planet,
943
00:40:48,151 --> 00:40:50,199
and I will walk forever
if I have to
944
00:40:50,284 --> 00:40:53,354
searching for a way
to save it.
945
00:41:13,909 --> 00:41:15,722
A portal.
946
00:41:15,861 --> 00:41:18,511
Of course
they left these behind.
947
00:41:19,121 --> 00:41:22,388
I must be on one
of the planet's energy lines.
948
00:41:22,473 --> 00:41:25,000
Humans called them ley lines.
949
00:41:25,270 --> 00:41:27,972
If there is one portal,
there will be more,
950
00:41:28,142 --> 00:41:30,667
then I can change all of this.
951
00:41:55,794 --> 00:41:57,842
That's my jacket.
952
00:41:57,958 --> 00:41:59,964
I'm barefoot.
953
00:42:00,087 --> 00:42:01,439
This is us.
954
00:42:01,523 --> 00:42:04,339
Harry, this is the day
you fought Jimmy.
955
00:42:07,746 --> 00:42:10,073
How could Goliath paint this?
956
00:42:11,676 --> 00:42:14,120
We were the only ones there.
957
00:42:17,693 --> 00:42:19,761
Yeah.
958
00:42:20,701 --> 00:42:23,228
Wait, wait, okay, um,
959
00:42:23,406 --> 00:42:25,194
the signal was sent to you,
960
00:42:25,279 --> 00:42:27,023
and the murals
were made for you,
961
00:42:27,114 --> 00:42:28,901
but you told me
you were the only one
962
00:42:28,985 --> 00:42:30,550
who could understand them.
963
00:42:30,635 --> 00:42:32,202
And now this?
964
00:42:37,611 --> 00:42:39,221
Mio dios.
965
00:42:40,281 --> 00:42:44,167
Augh!
966
00:43:10,461 --> 00:43:13,503
This... this makes no sense.
967
00:43:15,074 --> 00:43:16,933
Unless...
968
00:43:19,828 --> 00:43:21,581
you're Goliath.
969
00:43:22,276 --> 00:43:28,573
Mm.
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