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[ Robot, Imitating Town Crier ]10:00 and all is well.
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10:00 and all is well.
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Evening, Major West.
10:00 and all is well, sir.
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One minute past 10:00
and all is well.
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One minute past 10:00
and all is well.
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Halt! Who goes there?
Answer! Who goes?
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Where are you? Speak!
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Where are you?Who are you?
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What are you?
I see you there.
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[ Electronic Screeching ]
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- [ Crackling ]
- Oh, no. Not now.
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What a time for
the power to go out.
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[ Sighs ]
Even reserve circuit. I wonder if the Robot--
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[ Electronic Screeching ]
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- [ Voice #1, Whispering ] That one?
- [ Voice #2 ] No, not that one.
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- That one?
- No, not that one.
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- [ Switch Clicks ]
- [ Penny ] Don, is that you?
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What happened to the lights?
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Don?
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I thought I heard voices,
but it's so dark.
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Oh, well. Don will get the lights fixed
in the morning. Go back to sleep.
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Is that one
a possibility?
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Yes, that one is
a definite possibility.
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Good morning.
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Don! What happened to you?
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I, uh-- I bumped my head
in a fall last night.
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- You what?
- Well, the power went out,
and I guess I tripped in the dark.
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When I came upstairs
this morning...
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there was our-- ahem--
brave leader lying flat on the floor.
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I didn't hear any alarms or anything.
What do you suppose happened?
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Search me. But nothing crossed our radar net.
Must've just been a cosmic electrical disturbance.
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Hmm. The Robot short-circuited
at the same time, but he's all right now.
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[ Will ]Don! I got it working!
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- If you can give me a hand we can get it going.
- [ Hissing ]
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There's some rain clouds
up there.
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The rainmakers. Why don't you put on
some feathers and do a little dance?
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This is nothing to kid about.
The drought's getting worse.
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Water, water everywhere
and not a drop to drink.
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Look, you two. If you have nothing better
to do, why don't you check out the radar site?
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All right.
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- [ Popping ]
- Will you stop that fearful din?
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Never have I seen
such a ridiculous, childish experiment.
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Suppose you hit something
up there--
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a lonely high-flying bird
or a poor innocent traveler in space.
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Hold it, Will!
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- [ Lightning Crackles, Thunder ]
- Look out!
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I knew it!
The whole sky is falling!
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- [ Robot Coughs ]
- You all right?
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- What happened?
- I don't know.
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- It got so dark.
- [ Lightning, Thunder Continue ]
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[ Man ]Are you the only life-forms on this planet?
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Because if you are,you simply won't do at all.
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- I've heard that voice before someplace.
- So have I.
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You what?What's that you say?
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Farnum.
You're Mr. Farnum.
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The great Farnum B.,
showman of the cosmos.
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[ Chortles ]
Oh, what a delightful surprise.
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Oh, Judy, the fair Judy,
and Penny, my child.
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How are you? Oh, imagine
finding you two on this planet!
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- Well, it's a small universe.
- Yes, isn't it?
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- [ Beeping ]
- [ Gasps ]
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Be careful of that thing, blockhead.
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Oh, put it down.You have work to do.
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- It's a girl.
- And a humanoid.
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Humanoid? Oh, don't be ridiculous.
She's nothing but my agent.
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Hi, kids.
I'm Nancy Pi Squared.
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How do you do,
Miss Squared?
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Yes, and you'll be cubed
if you don't hustle us up some talent.
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Our backer said toinvestigate this planet...
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so... go investigate.
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- Go, go, go, go! Mmm.
- Your backer?
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I wonder what he expects us
to find on this planet, Mr. Farnum.
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You know, the message
was so urgent last night.
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There must be some, oh,
very special type creature here.
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- Don't you think so?
- Oh, of course!
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Mmm, hundreds of them.
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Go bring them in. Sign them up.
Sign them all up!
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Get me contestants, stupid.
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I can't very well put on a show without
contestants, now can I? Hmm? Go on. Go.
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- Show? Contestants?
- Yes.
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The most colossally stupendous
show in all outer space.
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Oh, my dears, at last your old friend
Farnum B. has struck it rich.
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Hit the big time. Landed in the main tent
in the center spotlight.
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- [ Chortles ]
- Speaking of light, what did you do to all of ours?
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Oh, dreadfully sorry.
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[ Chirping, Beeps ]
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- How'd you do that?
- [ Chuckles ]
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Merely a clever little device
provided by my backer...
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in the event that any of our contestants
should prove to be light-sensitive.
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Oh, I would love to stay
and chat with you girls...
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but, as you know,
the show must go on!
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But Mr. Farnum, what kind of show?You never told us.
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Well, I'll have you know
that I, the great Farnum B. ...
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once proprietor of a lowly zoo...
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am now master impresarioof all feminine pulchritude.
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Producer of the one and only
beauty pageant in all these heavens!
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A beauty pageant?
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Yes, to select the most beautiful
female life-form there is--
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Miss Galaxy!
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- Isn't that exciting?
- [ Both ] Yes!
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What a pity
neither one of you qualifies.
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Oh, well.
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Come on, Dr. Smith.
This is the way Judy and Penny said he went.
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Good riddance to him,
I must say.
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Really, William. I have no interest at all
in visiting a fraud like Farnum.
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Never trust anyone in show business.
That is my rule.
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He has obviously come here
to borrow from us or to steal.
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[ Yelps ]
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- [ Will ] What's that?
- Good heavens.
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That, my boy, is Miss Outer Teutonium.
Isn't she charming?
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- Mr. Farnum.
- Will, Will!
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Oh, you young rascal, you.
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[ Chortles ]
It's good to see you, boy.
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Here, have an ice cream cone.
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- Thanks.
- Well, Mr. Farnum, I see you're back.
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And you, sir. I suppose you've come to...
borrow my champagne...
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and steal my caviar.
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[ Gasps ]
Well, sir. Neither a borrower nor a stealer be.
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How some ever--
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[ Swishes ]
Domestic.
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Well, that's the best I could do
on such short notice.
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Mr. Farnum, what an unusual-looking lady.
Friend of yours?
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- Mmm, business acquaintance, you might say.
- I see.
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To what, may I ask...
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do we owe the rather dubious pleasure
of your reappearance here among us?
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Come along with me.
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Come along.
[ Chuckles ]
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Ta-da!
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There, Dr. Smith,does that answer your question?
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- Yes, it does.
- Boy, running a beauty pageant
must be good business.
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The secret of being
a great showman-- like me--
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is in having a backer who has
scads and scads of money.
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- Oh, I quite agree.
- Well, who is your backer?
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- I mean, who's paying for all this?
- A lover of beauty, of course.
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Tell me, have you noticed that newdark planet that's been floating around--
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that strange, shadowy one?
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- As a matter of fact,
my dad's kind of worried about it.
- And so am I.
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[ Chuckles ] Everyone is.
They don't even know who lives up there.
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But they are obviously
the most powerful creatures in all the heavens.
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Well, let me tell you
that my backer--
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my... sponsor,
you might say--
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is none other than the supreme
and deadly dictator...
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of that entire world.
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And he's quite rich,
you said?
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- Mmm.
- Well, what's he like? What is he?
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Who knows? My agent
got me this job by radio.
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[ Chuckles ] Come along. I'd like you
to meet some of our lovely semifinalists.
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This is Miss Moon Floss
and Miss Inner Platminium.
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- How do you do?
- Oh! Miss K-14.
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She has many unusual qualities,
as you can plainly see.
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Yes. How do you do, my dear?
No, thank you. Thank you.
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- [ Chuckles ]
- Oh, boss? Mr. Farnum?
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I-I've got a possibility here.
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Wh-- One? Only one?
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- What's the matter with you?
- There's not very much growing on this planet.
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Careful. She's very shy.
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Oh. Oh! You've got
her photograph already.
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And she's signed the contract!
[ Chortles ]
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Welcome.
Welcome, my child.
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Now, if you'll all
excuse me a moment--
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- I am Dr. Zachary Smith.
- I'm Nancy Pi Squared.
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- How do you do? And this is--
- Miss Fishtail.
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Miss Fishtail.
You look charming, my dear.
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I hope that you will win.
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[ Chuckling, Muttering ]
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Mr. Farnum, wait.
I don't get it, sir.
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What's the matter? Don't you think
that any of the contestants out there...
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are beautiful enough
to be Miss Galaxy?
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No. I mean, I don't
wanna seem rude, but--
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[ Chuckles ] Beauty, my boy,
is in the eye of the beholder.
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Now, if you were a--
a fish...
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would you think that a lady
grizzly bear was beautiful?
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Of course not.
Is he a fish?
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Oh, I told you. I haven't the slightest idea
what His Highness is.
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He could be
any conceivable life-form.
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And I haven't the slightest idea
what he'll think is beautiful either.
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I don't even think thathe knows what he likes.
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Boy, that can make it tough.
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Oh, no. Not really.
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You see, his advance men pick out
a likely planet, and I sign up the contestants.
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All I have to do is to collect
one of everything. Don't you see?
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Then I'm bound to produce
a winner that he'll like.
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But that could take years
and years!
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Come here. I'll show you.
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See, fortunately the female of every species
enjoys having her picture taken.
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[ Chuckles ] Now, I merely put
her photograph in here...
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- [ Clacking, Bell Ringing ]
- then her contract.
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You see, each eager little contestant
must sign a contract, naturally.
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The dictator's
most insistent on that.
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There. Now, watch.
Watch over here.
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For every photograph
I put in that machine, I get paid.
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- Look! Look!
- Wow!
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Oh!
[ Laughs ]
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Squandros, my boy.
One thousand squandros.
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Gold coins
good anywhere in the heavens!
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Oh, did ever a producer have such a deal,
such a sucker for a sponsor?
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- [ Coins Rattling ]
- [ Chuckles ] Oh!
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[ Shouts, Giggles ]
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Now he's even accepted her
as a semifinalist.
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[ Cackles ]
Oh, this is my lucky day!
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Now I can leave this planet
and move on to greener fields.
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- [ Cackles, Gasps ]
- What's the matter, sir?
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Come, come. I've shown you too much already.
Run! Run, boy!
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What are you doing here?
How dare you interrupt.
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You have violated
our agreement.
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I've signed another contestant,
haven't I?
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I've come to the planet
you told me about, haven't I?
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- You are wasting time, Farnum.
- Get out of here!
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My contract is with your master,
not with you.
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I won't allow you
to intimidate me.
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You sought to leave this planet before
you had completed your assigned mission.
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You are wrong.
Ha, ha, ha!
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I just signed a charming young thing.
Wait till you see her.
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Such lovely iridescent scales.
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- [ Chuckles ]
- But there are others here.
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- Just some secondary life-forms
and a few tiresome humanoids.
- Yes. Yes, the humanoids.
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Who could possibly
be interested in them?
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All pink and soft
and utterly useless.
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The pale-haired female humanoid
must be signed.
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Judy? That's impossible.
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I refuse.
I'm an independent artist.
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I-I won't stand for
this sort of treatment.
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You'll have to
speak to my agent.
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I refuse to discuss it further!
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No dictator can pull me around
like a puppet on a string.
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- [ Electronic Screeching ]
- [ Screams ]
229
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:33,551
Help! Somebody!
230
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:37,993
Something! Help!
231
00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:40,588
Ah, it's about time.
Fine agent you are.
232
00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:43,725
Get those hideous creatures
out of here!
233
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:47,328
Take it easy, boss.
I'll see if I can negotiate.
234
00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:49,703
Do something.
Get me down!
235
00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:52,299
Just leave it to Nancy.
236
00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:56,370
- Okay, boys. What's the trouble?
- His time is up.
237
00:16:56,482 --> 00:17:01,317
- We have given him commands
from our mysterious master.
- Commands?
238
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:05,789
Farnum must deliver today
or else.
239
00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:10,919
Oh! They've gone. Gloriosky, they've gone,those presumptuous monsters.
240
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,464
What did they tell you?
Deliver what?
241
00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:16,659
How dare they try
to intimidate me.
242
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:20,933
- The deal's off. I'll break the contract!
- You can't break the contract.
243
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:25,340
- And why not?
- Well, to get you all that money, I--
244
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:28,106
Well, I had to give him
some little concession.
245
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,408
What little concession?
246
00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:35,215
Well, I-- I--
I sold him your soul.
247
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:38,949
You sold him my... soul?
248
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,788
Hmm. Oh!
249
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,021
Now they want me
to sign Judy too.
250
00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:47,631
I guess that's it. Or else.
251
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:50,566
Or else? Or else what?
252
00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:55,368
[ Screaming ]
253
00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:58,136
[ Screaming Continues ]
254
00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:07,018
All right, Your Highness. Anything you say.
Anything at all, I'll do it.
255
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:09,314
I'll do it,
only please let me down.
256
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:13,187
Stop the fire. Put it out. Oh, please!
[ Whimpering ]
257
00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:15,590
Oh.
[ Panting ]
258
00:18:15,694 --> 00:18:20,597
Oh.
[ Grunts, Sighs ]
259
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:27,000
- [ Gasps, Shudders ]
- Well, here it is, boss. Clause 15.
260
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,405
Here. Help me up.
[ Grunting ]
261
00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:33,967
- What are you babbling about?
- Where it says you sold your soul.
262
00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:36,980
This is your contract, boss,with His Mysterious Highness.
263
00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:39,175
Oh, who bothers
to read contracts anyway?
264
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:43,550
Besides, his emissaries now tell me
that he wants Judy as a contestant too.
265
00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:47,147
And you told me that His
Highness didn't like humanoids.
266
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:49,227
Well, I guess I was wrong.
That's all.
267
00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:51,888
You see, I put my picture in
the machine and it rejected it...
268
00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:55,660
so I guess it's just me they don't think
is pretty enough to be a contestant.
269
00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:58,065
I quite agree.
270
00:18:58,170 --> 00:19:00,138
Here, what else
does this thing say?
271
00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:04,733
And why Judy?
Do they want her soul too?
272
00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:08,506
- [ Warbling ]
- But of course.
273
00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:14,553
Mine not to question why,
mine but to cheat and lie. Hah!
274
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,917
- [ Warbling ]
- [ Gasps ]
275
00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:22,961
I hear you, dark master.
My soul is yours.
276
00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:27,589
Who cares about
Judy Robinson anyhow? Hmm.
277
00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:30,429
I'll sign her up myself!
278
00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:34,802
I hear and I obey.
[ Cackles ]
279
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:38,536
But what if I don't want
to be in a beauty pageant?
280
00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:40,612
But you have to be!
281
00:19:40,712 --> 00:19:44,808
I mean, every girl would like
to be Miss Galaxy, wouldn't she?
282
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,885
Hmm? Course she would.
283
00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:50,113
And all you have to do is sign your name
right there on the dotted line.
284
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:54,716
- But this morning you said
she wasn't even qualified.
- I did?
285
00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:57,488
Well, now my mind's
been changed.
286
00:19:57,596 --> 00:20:01,032
I was blind, stupid.
And just think of it.
287
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:04,193
The idol of the heavens.Your name in lights.
288
00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:07,033
Judy Robinson! Judy Robinson!
Just sign right here.
289
00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:09,107
Oh, what does this
silly paper say, anyway?
290
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,369
Oh, never mind about that.
You can read it later.
291
00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:13,535
Sign now, read later.
292
00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:16,170
I don't know I could.
The print's so small.
293
00:20:16,281 --> 00:20:19,648
Ten million squandros. That's
what the winner will receive.
294
00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:24,245
Ten million squandros. That's all
you need to know. Sign right here.
295
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:27,553
I'm sorry, Mr. Farnum,
but my answer is still "No."
296
00:20:27,659 --> 00:20:31,652
Oh, Judy. Please.
Pretty please.
297
00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:36,166
It's just not my style. I don't wanna be
in anybody's beauty pageant.
298
00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:38,828
And that's all there is to it.
299
00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:40,905
Come on, Penny.
Let's fix lunch.
300
00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:49,036
[ Grumbles, Stomps Feet ]
301
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:51,115
What's going on here,
may I ask?
302
00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:55,016
Have you nothing better to do
than to waste your time in idle stargazing?
303
00:20:55,120 --> 00:21:00,524
No, sir. That's the planet where Mr. Farnum's
backer, the mysterious dictator, lives.
304
00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:04,926
Now I figure that if we can get enough data
on it from the spectrum telescope...
305
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:08,727
then maybe the Robot can figure out
what life-form could exist there.
306
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:11,701
Then that will tell us what he is,
and once we know that--
307
00:21:11,803 --> 00:21:16,399
I have no interest in alien life-forms,
be they here, there, or wheresoever.
308
00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:20,376
Dr. Smith, don't you see? That'll tell uswhat he thinks is beautiful...
309
00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:23,505
and then we'll know what life-formwill win the contest.
310
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:27,107
William, I am deeply shocked
that you would aid and abet...
311
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:30,245
that dreadful Farnumin his fraudulent schemes.
312
00:21:30,355 --> 00:21:32,323
- Well, why not?
- Do you think for a moment...
313
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he would share hisill-gotten squandros with you?
314
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:38,721
Oh, no. Not even a proper thank youwould you get for your pains.
315
00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:40,889
[ Sighs ]
316
00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:48,667
- Robot, I've got the readings.
- [ Smith ] I don't see a thing.
317
00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:53,438
There's a methane 67 gas layer
around the planet...
318
00:21:53,545 --> 00:21:58,005
and its surface isradioactive cobalt.
319
00:21:58,116 --> 00:22:02,815
It still does not compute.
What life-form could live there?
320
00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:05,549
A reptile, perhaps?
321
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:09,320
- What?
- I loathe reptiles.
322
00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:12,124
Well, excuse me
for eavesdropping, but--
323
00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:15,927
With a climate such as that, I've often wondered
if the dictator and his people...
324
00:22:16,034 --> 00:22:19,231
couldn't be some form of...
reptilian life.
325
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,772
Perhaps of
the pocket dragon type.
326
00:22:21,873 --> 00:22:25,673
Sure. And you don't have any reptile
in the contest yet, do you?
327
00:22:25,777 --> 00:22:31,010
He doesn't need one, William.
He himself satisfies all the requirements.
328
00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:33,949
[ Inhales ]
Unfortunately, Will...
329
00:22:34,052 --> 00:22:37,579
I just haven't been able
to catch a female one.
330
00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:41,181
- You mean, you know where there are some?
- Oh, yes.
331
00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:45,457
As a matter of fact, there's a pocket dragon
quite close to here.
332
00:22:45,564 --> 00:22:50,001
Only I wasn't nearly clever enough.
She almost scratched my head off.
333
00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:55,005
- A quite natural reaction. Bully for her.
- I'll bet I could catch her.
334
00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:58,508
Oh, how? I couldn't do it,
not even with a net.
335
00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:01,408
Of course not. But you don't
have two sisters like I have.
336
00:23:01,513 --> 00:23:03,572
We'll use butter.
337
00:23:05,917 --> 00:23:09,375
Butter? The boy is
bereft of his senses.
338
00:23:09,488 --> 00:23:12,855
Why don't you come
and watch, Dr. Smith?
339
00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:15,984
Perhaps this will
give you an idea too.
340
00:23:16,094 --> 00:23:19,655
We shall see, Mr. Farnum.
We shall see.
341
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,408
[ Will ]
There's one now.
342
00:23:30,509 --> 00:23:32,500
Easy. Look out, boy.
343
00:23:32,611 --> 00:23:36,775
[ Will ]Wait. It's moving towards the bait.
344
00:23:36,882 --> 00:23:39,407
A mirror? What will that prove?
345
00:23:40,685 --> 00:23:43,586
Took it. It proves she's a girl.
346
00:23:45,657 --> 00:23:49,024
- [ Wolf Whistle ]
- Oh.
347
00:23:49,127 --> 00:23:52,563
And she thinks she's pretty.
So what more could you want?
348
00:23:52,664 --> 00:23:56,065
Now you see how easy it is.
Now all you've got to do is sign her up.
349
00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:59,399
[ Chuckles ]
Oh, my boy. You are an absolute genius.
350
00:23:59,504 --> 00:24:03,270
- Genius, indeed.
- [ Dragon ] Oh.
351
00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:05,502
Oh.
352
00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:11,411
- [ Cackles ]
- I don't see that we've gained very much.
353
00:24:11,516 --> 00:24:14,144
Oh, just wait and see,
Dr. Smith.
354
00:24:14,252 --> 00:24:17,483
- Just wait and see.
- Oh.
355
00:24:17,589 --> 00:24:22,049
Now, my dear, if you'll just put your name
on this dotted line?
356
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,321
- [ Dragon ] Oh.
- There we are.
357
00:24:26,064 --> 00:24:31,400
[ Chuckles ]
There we are. One thousand squandros.
358
00:24:31,503 --> 00:24:34,301
Half for me
and half of it is for you.
359
00:24:34,406 --> 00:24:38,069
- Thanks!
- You're giving the boy five hundred squandros?
360
00:24:38,176 --> 00:24:42,237
Yes, of course. He found her,
didn't he? Finders keepers.
361
00:24:42,347 --> 00:24:44,508
- [ Coins Rattling ]
- She's a semifinalist.
362
00:24:44,616 --> 00:24:47,608
Oh! Oh, good!
363
00:24:47,719 --> 00:24:51,780
Oh, and again more.
Half for me and half for you, Billy.
364
00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:53,858
- [ Laughs ]
- Ah, Mr. Farnum?
365
00:24:53,959 --> 00:24:56,450
Will these machines
work for anyone?
366
00:24:56,561 --> 00:24:59,928
Of course, of course.
There's plenty for all.
367
00:25:00,031 --> 00:25:03,523
The girl's photograph
and her signed contract--
368
00:25:03,635 --> 00:25:05,626
that's all that one needs.
369
00:25:05,737 --> 00:25:07,762
I see. It occurs to me...
370
00:25:07,873 --> 00:25:10,865
that there must be scores
of young women running about...
371
00:25:10,976 --> 00:25:13,308
eager to sign contracts.
372
00:25:13,411 --> 00:25:16,312
Oh, but there's the trouble,
Dr. Smith.
373
00:25:16,414 --> 00:25:20,441
There are some girls who simply
don't want to be in beauty contests.
374
00:25:20,552 --> 00:25:24,181
Like, uh...Judy, for example.
375
00:25:24,289 --> 00:25:29,693
Judy doesn't? Quite obviously, you did not
approach her in the proper fashion.
376
00:25:29,794 --> 00:25:32,058
Perhaps if I were toexplain it to her--
377
00:25:32,163 --> 00:25:37,260
Oh, no, no, no, no. Never argue
with a woman, I always say. [ Chuckles ]
378
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:42,500
But if only we had a photograph
of someone as beautiful as Judy...
379
00:25:42,607 --> 00:25:46,043
and if only we hadher flowing signature...
380
00:25:46,144 --> 00:25:50,444
on a lovely contract.
[ Chortles ]
381
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:55,987
Would you excuse me? There is an urgent matter
that demands my immediate consideration.
382
00:25:56,087 --> 00:25:58,612
Where are you going?
383
00:26:02,961 --> 00:26:05,953
[ Cackles ]
384
00:26:06,131 --> 00:26:08,998
Dr. Smith, no!
You just don't understand.
385
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:12,126
You can't enter someone in a beauty pageant
until they sign a contract.
386
00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:14,967
William, just tell me where
Farnum keeps those contracts.
387
00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:17,803
- I don't know. I'll go ask him.
- That won't be necessary.
388
00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:20,742
There's no reason for us
to divide the money with him, William.
389
00:26:20,845 --> 00:26:23,279
After all, Judy belongs
to us, doesn't she?
390
00:26:23,381 --> 00:26:25,975
Now where can they be?
391
00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:28,052
- Probably here.
- Dr. Smith--
392
00:26:28,153 --> 00:26:30,121
Ah, yes.
Here they are.
393
00:26:35,493 --> 00:26:38,462
- Shh!
- [ Will ] "Judy Ro--"
394
00:26:38,563 --> 00:26:41,361
Judy Robinson!
Dr. Smith, that's forgery.
395
00:26:41,466 --> 00:26:44,993
Nonsense, William. I have her
involuntary power of attorney, do I not?
396
00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:47,901
Her what? No!
Dr. Smith, wait, wait!
397
00:26:48,006 --> 00:26:50,236
This is where I put it in,
I believe. Yes.
398
00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:54,301
I must remember how to work this.
Press this and that. Good.
399
00:26:54,412 --> 00:26:56,403
- Now I must press this button.
- [ Clacking ]
400
00:26:56,514 --> 00:26:59,847
Good. William, I take
full responsibility for this.
401
00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:02,442
You will thank me for it in the long run.
You will all thank me.
402
00:27:02,554 --> 00:27:04,784
Judy will thank me. In you go.
403
00:27:04,889 --> 00:27:09,553
- [ Bell Rings ]
- Now for the contract.
This dial so and this dial so.
404
00:27:09,661 --> 00:27:11,754
- And in it goes--
- It's not--
405
00:27:11,863 --> 00:27:13,888
[ Bell Ringing ]
406
00:27:16,601 --> 00:27:20,162
Oh, lovely, William.
We've hit the jackpot. She's been accepted.
407
00:27:20,271 --> 00:27:23,069
[ Shouts, Stammers ]
408
00:27:24,442 --> 00:27:29,175
[ Horn ]
409
00:27:30,448 --> 00:27:32,678
[ Both Coughing ]
410
00:27:32,784 --> 00:27:34,877
- Dr. Smith, are you all right?
- [ Gasps ]
411
00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:37,580
What's wrong? What is it?
412
00:27:37,689 --> 00:27:41,648
- Cheater. Liar. Thief.
- What?
413
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:45,127
No! I've done what you told me to do.
We've signed up Judy Robinson.
414
00:27:45,230 --> 00:27:47,994
- My man in there is putting her contract--
- Forger.
415
00:27:48,099 --> 00:27:53,696
- Forger? Oh, boss.
- Unless you obey our master...
416
00:27:53,805 --> 00:27:57,832
unless you make Judy Robinson
enter the beauty contest of her own free will...
417
00:27:57,942 --> 00:27:59,910
you will be nothing.
418
00:28:00,011 --> 00:28:04,004
Your whole planetwill be nothing.
419
00:28:04,115 --> 00:28:06,174
But I don't want to be
in a beauty pageant.
420
00:28:06,284 --> 00:28:08,275
How many times
do I have to tell you that?
421
00:28:08,386 --> 00:28:12,413
Genuine cosmic gopheron fur
for your very own.
422
00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:18,156
Oh! Diamonds and rubies.
Wouldn't you like some jewels?
423
00:28:18,263 --> 00:28:22,757
- Why is it so important to you, Mr. Farnum?
- You keep out of this!
424
00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:25,131
Oh, Judy. Judy, please.
425
00:28:25,236 --> 00:28:29,696
If you'll just put your own name
right here. Right here, hmm?
426
00:28:29,808 --> 00:28:34,438
[ Grumbles ]
Fiddle-faddle!
427
00:28:43,955 --> 00:28:46,321
[ Gasps ]
Where have you been?
428
00:28:46,424 --> 00:28:48,858
I have been observing
with interest.
429
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,861
I wanted you to see for yourself
how hopeless it was.
430
00:28:51,963 --> 00:28:56,764
- Oh, it's hopeless. Hopeless!
- For you, yes, but not for me.
431
00:28:56,868 --> 00:29:00,668
There will of course be no question
about the size of my personal commission.
432
00:29:00,772 --> 00:29:04,173
Oh, no. Anything. Anything!
[ Spits ]
433
00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:09,209
Very well, sir. Now do
stand aside and observe...
434
00:29:09,314 --> 00:29:13,512
as a consummate master
of his craft takes over.
435
00:29:21,893 --> 00:29:25,385
Ah, good day to all,
and to all a good day.
436
00:29:25,497 --> 00:29:27,965
Now then,
what have we here?
437
00:29:28,066 --> 00:29:31,934
Mr. Farnum was gonna give all this to Judy
if she'd sign up for his pageant.
438
00:29:32,036 --> 00:29:34,402
Judy? Let me see.
439
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,704
Oh, no. No, dear.
440
00:29:37,809 --> 00:29:41,472
It's a silly idea, and he's a silly man.It's perfectly ridiculous.
441
00:29:41,579 --> 00:29:43,479
Did you hear that, Major?
442
00:29:43,581 --> 00:29:46,482
- What?
- Judy in a beauty contest.
443
00:29:46,584 --> 00:29:50,384
She wouldn't stand a chance.
No, dear.
444
00:29:50,488 --> 00:29:52,456
No need to conceal
your amusement, Major.
445
00:29:52,557 --> 00:29:54,548
We could all do with
a good laugh right now.
446
00:29:54,659 --> 00:29:56,650
Don, were you laughing?
447
00:29:56,761 --> 00:30:00,629
No. But, uh,
it is a pretty silly idea.
448
00:30:00,732 --> 00:30:04,190
What's so silly about it, the idea
of me being in a beauty contest?
449
00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:07,237
Well, I don't know, uh-- The picture of you
parading around, I guess.
450
00:30:07,338 --> 00:30:10,466
Uh, I don't know.
It's ridiculous.
451
00:30:10,575 --> 00:30:14,409
- Ridiculous?
- Aw, come on. Let's forget the whole thing, huh?
452
00:30:14,512 --> 00:30:17,310
It's perfectly ridiculous,
my dear.
453
00:30:17,415 --> 00:30:20,748
Now, no offense meant,
but you couldn't possibly win...
454
00:30:20,852 --> 00:30:22,820
against all those
beautiful models.
455
00:30:22,921 --> 00:30:24,889
- I what?
- At any rate...
456
00:30:24,989 --> 00:30:27,890
since the major does not want you
to enter the contest at all...
457
00:30:27,992 --> 00:30:30,893
I wouldn't dream of going
against his orders.
458
00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:33,623
His orders?
Who does he think he is?
459
00:30:33,731 --> 00:30:36,029
I'll show him. Give me that pen.
460
00:30:36,134 --> 00:30:38,398
Sign here, my dear.
461
00:30:41,206 --> 00:30:44,437
- Lovely.
- Ah.
462
00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:48,375
[ Warbling ]
463
00:30:48,479 --> 00:30:51,846
[ Cackles, Chortles ]
464
00:30:57,889 --> 00:30:59,857
Hah, hah.
465
00:30:59,958 --> 00:31:03,052
[ Nancy ] All right, darling. That's it.Come slowly down the runway.
466
00:31:03,161 --> 00:31:05,288
That's fine. Not quiteso much wiggle. Perfect.
467
00:31:05,396 --> 00:31:07,830
Keep your head up though, dear.
Keep your head-- Lovely.
468
00:31:07,932 --> 00:31:10,765
- Lovely. Simply lovely.
- [ Cackles ]
469
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,837
Oh, boss.
I don't know about this.
470
00:31:12,937 --> 00:31:15,735
What if Judy wins? Do you have any idea
what's going to happen to her?
471
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,808
No. I don't want to know.
472
00:31:17,909 --> 00:31:21,106
All I care about is delivering this contest,
so I can get my soul back.
473
00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:24,909
Yes, and once I get it back I'm going
to fire my agent and get out of here.
474
00:31:25,016 --> 00:31:27,644
- I've got the flags, Mr. Farnum.
- Oh, good.
475
00:31:27,752 --> 00:31:31,449
- Is there really one here from every planet?
- Yes, indeed.
476
00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:34,957
They go behind the pedestals over there.
Come along, child. I'll help you.
477
00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:37,857
[ Penny ] I guess there's nothing as
patriotic as a beauty pageant.
478
00:31:37,962 --> 00:31:39,930
All right, Miss Fish.
You're next. Come up, dear.
479
00:31:40,031 --> 00:31:42,761
That's enough, thank you.
Come straight ahead.
480
00:31:42,867 --> 00:31:45,768
Now walk very slowly
down the runway. That's it.
481
00:31:45,870 --> 00:31:48,168
- Now keep your head up. Arms down.
- Miss Pi Squared?
482
00:31:48,273 --> 00:31:50,969
- Yes.
- Might I have a word with you?
483
00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:54,636
- Well, I'm quite busy.
- A very important word.
484
00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:56,714
I should like
to ask you, my dear...
485
00:31:56,814 --> 00:31:59,806
whether you feel that there might be
room for another contestant.
486
00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:02,250
- Hmm?
- Another type of beauty.
487
00:32:02,353 --> 00:32:04,480
Just to make sure that
His Highness is pleased.
488
00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:08,252
I'd certainly like to find someone else
besides Judy who could possibly win the prize.
489
00:32:08,359 --> 00:32:12,090
Precisely. Someone who might share
her prize money with us.
490
00:32:12,196 --> 00:32:16,826
Some lovely girl who might be willing
to divide her winning squandros...
491
00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:19,165
with you and with me.
492
00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:21,738
- But who?
- Miss Pi Squared...
493
00:32:21,839 --> 00:32:26,833
do you happen to know what form of life
this dictator really is?
494
00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:31,211
No, that's the trouble.
That's the one thing I don't know about him.
495
00:32:31,316 --> 00:32:36,447
Perhaps I can help you. Now please follow
carefully my rather clever reasoning.
496
00:32:36,554 --> 00:32:39,250
It's quite obvious that
he is far more advanced...
497
00:32:39,357 --> 00:32:41,985
than anyone in ourwretched, primitive galaxy.
498
00:32:42,093 --> 00:32:46,359
- Wouldn't you say?
- Of course he is.
That's what makes him so dangerous.
499
00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:52,198
And if indeed he is, would he still be so childish
as to think feathers are beautiful?
500
00:32:52,303 --> 00:32:55,204
Maybe not, but...
what else is there?
501
00:32:55,306 --> 00:33:00,835
The beauty of science, my dear.
The glistening skin of a polished machine.
502
00:33:00,945 --> 00:33:04,039
The precision of
a computerized girl...
503
00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:06,708
who never talks back.
504
00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:08,843
Behold.
505
00:33:11,689 --> 00:33:13,657
A robot?
506
00:33:15,393 --> 00:33:17,918
- But he's a male robot.
- Check.
507
00:33:18,029 --> 00:33:21,192
- Double check.
- Be still, ninny.
508
00:33:21,299 --> 00:33:24,393
I grant you that her voice
is a bit deep right now...
509
00:33:24,502 --> 00:33:27,096
but with certain rearrangements...
510
00:33:27,205 --> 00:33:29,230
and with some minor rerecording...
511
00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:31,433
anything is possible.
512
00:33:31,542 --> 00:33:34,636
And my dear Miss Pi Squared,
I must tell you...
513
00:33:34,746 --> 00:33:40,685
that I have noticed and admired
your sweet dainty voice.
514
00:33:44,655 --> 00:33:46,623
It does not compute.
515
00:33:46,724 --> 00:33:48,692
Shall we?
516
00:33:51,929 --> 00:33:55,490
It does not.
It really does not compute.
517
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,034
It does not compute.
518
00:33:59,237 --> 00:34:01,205
Judy?
519
00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:12,650
Beauty contests. Huh.
"I, the undersigned applicant, do hereby--"
520
00:34:22,493 --> 00:34:25,758
Judy? Penny?
521
00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:29,593
Where is everyone?
522
00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:32,066
[ Sighs ]
523
00:34:32,170 --> 00:34:34,138
Boy, I bet Don
will notice you now.
524
00:34:34,238 --> 00:34:37,639
Mmm. I just hope he isn't too mad to come
and watch when he finds out I'm here.
525
00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:40,074
- [ Clapping ]
- [ Farnum ] All right, girls.
526
00:34:40,178 --> 00:34:42,146
Places, now. Places for
the dress rehearsal.
527
00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:44,510
- [ Chattering ]
- Here, let me help you with that hair, dear.
528
00:34:44,615 --> 00:34:47,607
[ Chuckles ]
Off you go. Oh, this is exciting.
529
00:34:47,718 --> 00:34:50,482
...so beautiful. And remember
to keep your tummy in.
530
00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:52,556
- Everybody go. Come on, girls.
- Oh, brilliant idea.
531
00:34:52,657 --> 00:34:54,852
- Over there. On the pedestals.
- Oh, very excited.
532
00:34:54,959 --> 00:34:57,018
Miss Squared?
Shall I sing my song now?
533
00:34:57,128 --> 00:34:59,096
Well, I guess you
may as well, honey.
534
00:34:59,197 --> 00:35:01,995
I was sort of waiting for something else,
but... I don't know.
535
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,432
All right, girls.
Up on your pedestals now.
536
00:35:04,535 --> 00:35:06,799
[ Smith ]Stop. Stop at once.
537
00:35:06,904 --> 00:35:08,997
Stop, I say.
538
00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:12,565
Ladies and gentlemen, I should
like to present my contestant...
539
00:35:12,677 --> 00:35:15,544
Miss Mechanical Marvel.
540
00:35:18,149 --> 00:35:20,117
[ Will ]Our Robot.
541
00:35:21,586 --> 00:35:23,645
Dr. Smith, really.
542
00:35:23,754 --> 00:35:27,622
Dr. Smith, what are you
trying to do, wreck my show?
543
00:35:27,725 --> 00:35:30,990
Of all the nerve.
Get that pile of junk out of here!
544
00:35:31,095 --> 00:35:33,495
Junk, sir?
545
00:35:33,598 --> 00:35:36,658
[ Nancy's Voice ]
Well, I never. I beg your pardon.
546
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:41,128
A girl. It's a girl robot.
547
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:46,768
Dr. Smith, I'm frightened.
Who is that awful man? Well, I never.
548
00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:50,041
Come, come now, my dear child.
Calm yourself.
549
00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:52,912
He's a silly, stupid creature.
550
00:35:53,017 --> 00:35:56,009
Oh. Oh, please.
551
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,452
Please excuse me, young lady.
552
00:35:58,556 --> 00:36:02,048
Oh, how stupid of me.
I didn't understand.
553
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,720
I am not even sure
I want to stay here.
554
00:36:04,829 --> 00:36:07,923
Oh please, you must,
my dear. We need you.
555
00:36:08,032 --> 00:36:11,559
The last semifinalist--
a mechanical girl.
556
00:36:11,669 --> 00:36:16,003
- Oh, Zach!
- Zach, indeed.
557
00:36:16,107 --> 00:36:19,508
- Smitty.
- How dare you, sir...
558
00:36:19,610 --> 00:36:23,376
address a lady like this
in this gauche manner.
559
00:36:23,481 --> 00:36:27,747
Oh, I'm sorry, my dear.
Won't you please take the second pedestal?
560
00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:31,447
- May I?
- You may.
561
00:36:34,225 --> 00:36:38,059
Oh, a thing of beauty
is a joy forever.
562
00:36:38,162 --> 00:36:40,653
[ Laughing ]
563
00:36:40,765 --> 00:36:42,733
Well I--
[ Indistinct ]
564
00:36:42,833 --> 00:36:46,064
Oh, no. I can't stand it.
565
00:36:46,170 --> 00:36:48,968
- [ Laughing Continues ]
- [ Farnum ] Oh, Smitty, we have done it.
566
00:36:49,073 --> 00:36:53,806
Bring up the curtain. At last I'll have a hit!
[ Cackles ]
567
00:36:53,911 --> 00:36:56,379
No thanks to you.
568
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,448
[ Chuckles ]
569
00:36:59,483 --> 00:37:01,849
That dirty double-crossing--
570
00:37:01,953 --> 00:37:03,921
"It is understood and agreed..."
571
00:37:04,021 --> 00:37:07,184
"that the winner of this contest,
Miss Galaxy, will travel to--"
572
00:37:07,291 --> 00:37:09,486
[ Engine Noise ]
573
00:37:09,594 --> 00:37:11,926
[ Smith ]Major! Major?
574
00:37:12,029 --> 00:37:15,521
- A starship has just landed.
- Did you read the fine print in this contract?
575
00:37:15,633 --> 00:37:20,229
- Major, a contract is a contract.
They're all the same.
- Not this one. Read it.
576
00:37:22,139 --> 00:37:25,040
Fine print? Whoever bothers
with fine print?
577
00:37:26,444 --> 00:37:28,503
The fine print
in that contract reads...
578
00:37:28,613 --> 00:37:31,810
that the winner of this contest
must live in their galaxy forever.
579
00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:34,043
Now come on.
We're getting out of here.
580
00:37:34,151 --> 00:37:36,119
Places, everyone, places!
He's coming! He's coming!
581
00:37:36,220 --> 00:37:38,188
Do you mind, please?
Thank you. Come along, Judy.
582
00:37:38,289 --> 00:37:40,257
Take your place up on the pedestal.
That's a girl.
583
00:37:40,358 --> 00:37:43,953
Here's your candelabra. There you are, my dear.
[ Laughs ]
584
00:37:44,061 --> 00:37:47,326
- Please. I'm trying to put on a show!
- Behold!
585
00:37:48,633 --> 00:37:51,693
Behold! His Awesome Magnificence.
586
00:37:51,802 --> 00:37:56,171
The supreme and dreadful ruler
of the most powerful galaxy in space.
587
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:59,641
Behold and tremble.
The mysterious dictator.
588
00:38:01,646 --> 00:38:05,241
Welcome, Your Exalted Magnificence.
589
00:38:14,759 --> 00:38:19,696
I, Farnum B., present
the greatest show in the cosmos.
590
00:38:19,797 --> 00:38:21,924
Sing, Penny, sing.
591
00:38:22,033 --> 00:38:24,934
- # Here's to thee #
- Stop.
592
00:38:25,036 --> 00:38:29,666
- He has chosen.
- At this moment, he has chosen.
593
00:38:29,774 --> 00:38:33,608
Ten thousand years
we have searched for such beauty.
594
00:38:33,711 --> 00:38:35,679
[ Emissary ]
Step aside, Earthman.
595
00:38:36,947 --> 00:38:40,610
[ Electronic Screeching ]
596
00:38:47,792 --> 00:38:49,760
You are the one.
597
00:38:49,860 --> 00:38:52,795
It is you who will be
our Miss Galaxy.
598
00:38:52,897 --> 00:38:55,889
You who will come
to live with us forever.
599
00:38:58,202 --> 00:39:02,070
- Behold your new master.
- [ Shrieks ]
600
00:39:04,542 --> 00:39:09,070
Fire? He's nothing but fire.
601
00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:13,446
Ten thousand years we have lived
without beauty on our galaxy.
602
00:39:13,551 --> 00:39:18,511
Ten thousand years we have searchedfor such cool, cool beauty as yours.
603
00:39:18,622 --> 00:39:21,420
- [ Gasps ]
- Come with me.
604
00:39:21,525 --> 00:39:25,791
- You will be our beauty queen forever.
- No! [ Gasps ]
605
00:39:26,897 --> 00:39:29,161
- Judy!
- [ Shrieks ]
606
00:39:29,266 --> 00:39:31,234
Get away from her!
Get away!
607
00:39:31,335 --> 00:39:33,803
One moment please, sir.
One moment.
608
00:39:33,904 --> 00:39:36,031
What happened to her?
What have you done to her?
609
00:39:36,140 --> 00:39:40,167
Well, it-it's-it's quite all right,
Your-Your-Your Magnificence.
610
00:39:40,277 --> 00:39:44,043
Uh-- She merely fainted. Thesight of your handsome visage...
611
00:39:44,148 --> 00:39:46,639
was too much for the girl,
that's all.
612
00:39:46,751 --> 00:39:50,278
Your heated brow.
Those flashing eyes.
613
00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:53,755
- Just give her some time.
- Very well.
614
00:39:53,858 --> 00:39:57,191
- [ Flames Crackling ]
- Prepare her.
615
00:39:57,294 --> 00:39:59,592
I shall come for her
in ten minutes.
616
00:40:08,639 --> 00:40:10,607
Ten minutes.
617
00:40:10,708 --> 00:40:12,972
But beware, Farnum.
618
00:40:13,077 --> 00:40:15,545
If we are not safely away
with her in ten minutes...
619
00:40:15,646 --> 00:40:19,412
you and this whole planet
will be destroyed... in flames.
620
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:31,395
Major? What in the world
is happening?
621
00:40:31,495 --> 00:40:33,463
- Will, let's set the force field.
- Right.
622
00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:37,891
[ Penny ]Here they come!
623
00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:46,303
All systems are ready, Don.
624
00:40:46,410 --> 00:40:48,344
All right, Will.
You and the girls get below.
625
00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:51,142
- Oh, come on!
- Do as I say! Get below!
626
00:40:52,783 --> 00:40:54,751
Let's go.
627
00:40:58,823 --> 00:41:03,226
Oh, good heavens. They're approaching.
Saints preserve us.
628
00:41:03,327 --> 00:41:07,024
- His men are carrying the prize money.
- Saints preserve it.
629
00:41:08,599 --> 00:41:12,330
- [ Electronic Whine ]
- [ Warbling ]
630
00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:16,770
- [ Whine Stops ]
- Nothing's happening.
631
00:41:16,874 --> 00:41:21,072
- [ Normal Voice ] He is immune.
- I'll double the current.
632
00:41:21,178 --> 00:41:26,480
[ Electronic Whine,Warbling Resume ]
633
00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:32,221
- [ Electronic Screeching ]
- That's as high as it'll go. He's still coming.
634
00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:36,419
- Do something, booby!
- He is immune, I say. Nothing can stop him.
635
00:41:36,527 --> 00:41:40,793
Silence, you cowardly junk!
Major, the lasers. It's our last chance.
636
00:41:42,766 --> 00:41:45,633
No. If I shoot him,
he'll know it's war.
637
00:41:45,736 --> 00:41:50,036
That ridiculous rain contraption
of yours-- it might work.
638
00:41:50,140 --> 00:41:54,133
Yeah, there's a chance, but... somebody's
got to stall them for a few minutes. Farnum!
639
00:41:54,245 --> 00:41:57,874
- You got us into this mess.Get out there and stall 'em.
- What, me?
640
00:41:57,982 --> 00:42:00,314
Yes, of course you.
It's all your fault.
641
00:42:00,417 --> 00:42:03,545
Yes.
[ Chuckles ]
642
00:42:03,654 --> 00:42:05,986
Yes, of course I'll handle it.
643
00:42:06,090 --> 00:42:10,493
Don't worry about a thing. The great Farnum B.
will arrange everything for you.
644
00:42:10,594 --> 00:42:13,654
No! I sold his soul.
He'll double-cross us.
645
00:42:13,764 --> 00:42:16,665
Take your hands off me,you stupid girl!
646
00:42:16,767 --> 00:42:19,964
I'm coming, master!
647
00:42:20,070 --> 00:42:22,038
[ Yells ]
648
00:42:25,109 --> 00:42:27,077
All right, Smith.
Looks like it's up to you.
649
00:42:27,177 --> 00:42:29,975
Me? Certainly not.
He knows I'm not strong enough.
650
00:42:32,850 --> 00:42:34,818
[ Hissing ]
651
00:42:36,620 --> 00:42:40,386
You, sir, my stalwart companion,
get out there and deal with those creatures.
652
00:42:40,491 --> 00:42:42,925
You heard the major,
Dr. Smith. Move.
653
00:42:43,027 --> 00:42:46,258
- Just you wait.
- I said, move!
654
00:42:49,767 --> 00:42:51,701
[ Hissing Continues ]
655
00:42:58,876 --> 00:43:01,868
I can't do it.
I'm frightened.
656
00:43:01,979 --> 00:43:05,073
- What will I say?
- You'll think of something, Dr. Smith.
657
00:43:05,182 --> 00:43:08,743
Of course.
I have a brilliant idea.
658
00:43:11,655 --> 00:43:15,113
Just tidying up. You see,
I wasn't expecting any visitors.
659
00:43:15,225 --> 00:43:18,854
Quickly, ninny, put these on. You shouldn't
have taken them off in the first place. Go!
660
00:43:19,897 --> 00:43:21,865
And come back!
661
00:43:26,170 --> 00:43:30,732
Peace, gentlemen.
I come in peace.
662
00:43:30,841 --> 00:43:33,901
You have given us
a warm welcome.
663
00:43:34,011 --> 00:43:38,141
Ah, yes, the force field.
Don't speak of it, Your Worship.
664
00:43:38,248 --> 00:43:41,740
But what is that?
What is he doing?
665
00:43:41,852 --> 00:43:45,413
That? That is music.
666
00:43:45,522 --> 00:43:50,152
You see, when Miss Galaxy travels anywhere,
there must always be music.
667
00:43:50,260 --> 00:43:52,228
Isn't it beautiful?
668
00:43:52,329 --> 00:43:54,297
I do not know.
669
00:43:54,398 --> 00:43:58,994
For ten thousand years, we have lived
in our galaxy without such beauty.
670
00:43:59,103 --> 00:44:03,733
But now that has changed.
Now we will take our beauty queen.
671
00:44:03,841 --> 00:44:06,207
Yes, of course, Your Worship.
672
00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:10,474
But as an outstanding doctor
of intergalactic environmental psychology...
673
00:44:10,581 --> 00:44:14,984
I must warn you that Judy
is subject to very high temperatures.
674
00:44:15,085 --> 00:44:17,883
She runs an enormous fever
at the drop of a hat.
675
00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:21,480
If you'll forgive my saying so,what you really need...
676
00:44:21,592 --> 00:44:26,052
is a beauty queen who is
compatible... and... healthy.
677
00:44:26,163 --> 00:44:29,792
And I have just the one for you.
678
00:44:34,972 --> 00:44:38,931
This lovely, gorgeous creature.
679
00:44:39,043 --> 00:44:43,673
Why, do you know that he can withstand heat
of 400 degrees Fahrenheit?
680
00:44:43,781 --> 00:44:46,443
I mean, she can.
681
00:44:46,550 --> 00:44:48,450
- Can't you, my dear?
- [ Nancy's Voice ] Yes, I can.
682
00:44:48,552 --> 00:44:52,249
Come on, baby.
Give us some rain.
683
00:44:52,356 --> 00:44:55,484
And she's already packed
and eager to go.
684
00:44:55,592 --> 00:44:58,755
- Aren't you, my dear?
- Yes, I am.
685
00:44:58,862 --> 00:45:02,798
Stop! Enough!
Miss Galaxy, where are you?
686
00:45:02,900 --> 00:45:04,868
It's not working.
687
00:45:07,271 --> 00:45:09,398
[ Warbling ]
688
00:45:10,841 --> 00:45:12,775
- [ Warbling Stops ]
- Summon her.
689
00:45:15,412 --> 00:45:17,972
[ Warbling ]
690
00:45:19,683 --> 00:45:23,312
[ Warbling Continues ]
691
00:45:25,422 --> 00:45:27,947
[ Stops ]
692
00:45:48,378 --> 00:45:51,836
[ Hissing, Popping ]
693
00:45:55,886 --> 00:45:58,480
We will go now.
694
00:46:13,570 --> 00:46:15,800
[ Hissing, Popping Continue ]
695
00:46:21,345 --> 00:46:23,540
Come. Take my hand.
696
00:46:59,216 --> 00:47:01,776
[ Cackling ]
697
00:47:12,796 --> 00:47:15,094
[ Gasps ]
698
00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:21,638
Judy.
699
00:47:33,984 --> 00:47:36,953
My soul.
700
00:47:37,054 --> 00:47:42,720
Oh, stars and garters!
I've got my soul back!
701
00:47:42,826 --> 00:47:48,264
[ Whimpering ]
Oh, Judy. Judy, my child, are you all right?
702
00:47:48,365 --> 00:47:51,892
Stars and garters, my foot.
703
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,770
Oh, what a terrible experience.
I'm happy that's over with.
704
00:47:59,877 --> 00:48:01,970
Oh, I'm so glad you girls
have forgiven me.
705
00:48:02,079 --> 00:48:06,015
- I was possessed, simply possessed!
- You're all set, Mr. Farnum.
706
00:48:06,116 --> 00:48:09,984
- Your spaceship's repaired and ready for takeoff.
- Oh, thank you, my boy.
707
00:48:10,087 --> 00:48:15,150
Don, I promise I will never be
in another beauty pageant as long as I live.
708
00:48:15,259 --> 00:48:17,693
And do you really promise?
709
00:48:17,794 --> 00:48:20,957
Well, you know, it was sort of fun
having you come to my rescue like that.
710
00:48:21,064 --> 00:48:23,999
- [ Laughs ]
- I know what you mean, Judy.
711
00:48:24,101 --> 00:48:26,865
Sometimes it's just nice
to be noticed for a change.
712
00:48:26,970 --> 00:48:29,837
You know, the boss has even forgiven me
for selling his soul?
713
00:48:29,940 --> 00:48:34,343
What are you talking about?
I just don't want to lose a good agent, that's all.
714
00:48:34,444 --> 00:48:37,607
Besides, it's timeto start work on our next show.
715
00:48:37,714 --> 00:48:40,683
Good-bye, everyone.
No rest for the wicked, you know.
716
00:48:41,885 --> 00:48:46,584
- [ All Laughing ]
- Come along, girl.
717
00:48:46,690 --> 00:48:49,784
- [ Sighs ]
- Well, we've got some work
we have to finish up ourselves.
718
00:48:49,893 --> 00:48:51,884
- Let's get to it.
- Right.
719
00:48:51,995 --> 00:48:55,192
[ Thrusters Engaging ]
720
00:48:58,602 --> 00:49:00,968
Well, there goes Mr. Farnum.
721
00:49:02,406 --> 00:49:05,239
Good riddance to
that pompous popinjay.
722
00:49:05,342 --> 00:49:07,674
It is devoutly to be wished
that we never see him again.
723
00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:10,406
I'm surprised he didn't stay
for a curtain call.
724
00:49:10,514 --> 00:49:13,312
[ Nancy's Voice ]
Good riddance.
725
00:49:13,417 --> 00:49:18,719
[ Normal Voice ]Ahem! Ahem! Good riddance, I say.
726
00:49:18,822 --> 00:49:22,223
Oh, the pain,
the pain of it all.
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