Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:37,443
Lex, stop it!
2
00:00:37,663 --> 00:00:39,495
You will blow us all to pieces!
3
00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:42,073
Not now, woman! Something's happening.
4
00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:44,533
It's...it's..
5
00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:46,335
Zap
6
00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:49,542
bam
7
00:00:52,678 --> 00:00:54,669
clang
8
00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:58,051
It's just one more steaming flop.
9
00:00:58,267 --> 00:00:59,348
Argh!
10
00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:06,271
Baby..
11
00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:07,769
Nothing works!
12
00:01:09,987 --> 00:01:12,149
Argh!
13
00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:14,776
Lex, forget bringing back Brainiac.
14
00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:17,780
I don't need input from some crystal-gazing parasite!
15
00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:19,986
One who's confused a wench's grip on power
16
00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:21,570
with the real thing!
17
00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:27,122
This is the real trouble-maker for us.
18
00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:28,919
It's pure wild goose chase.
19
00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:30,462
Look, I will prove it.
20
00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:32,290
I will show you what is in there.
21
00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:33,749
Don"t be stupid.
22
00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:36,051
This is science. What good is your sorcery?
23
00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:38,630
Unless you plan to turn stone into gold?
24
00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:39,964
Or maybe a frog?
25
00:01:40,183 --> 00:01:41,344
Such ignorance.
26
00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,892
Transmutation is what you want to do!
27
00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,469
Transmutation is..
28
00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:48,521
What are you waiting for? Do it!
29
00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:50,395
- Okay! - Okay!
30
00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:58,069
By the slaughter of the innocent
31
00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:02,620
by pestilence and plague, reveal the hidden unto me.
32
00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,450
There, you see? Just a rock.
33
00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:09,000
A worthless piece of..
34
00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:10,543
What?
35
00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:12,087
It's not important.
36
00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,586
Show me!
37
00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:24,975
Critical system failure in three seconds.
38
00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:27,637
Two seconds.
39
00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:29,563
One second.
40
00:02:29,775 --> 00:02:32,016
Kaboom
41
00:02:34,905 --> 00:02:35,770
Aah!
42
00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,525
No, keep the image!
43
00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:49,450
There is still Brainiac in the universe.
44
00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,832
There is no way to tell where it happened.
45
00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:52,878
Wrong.
46
00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:54,296
I saw enough of those stars
47
00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:56,670
to determine the explosion's coordinates.
48
00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:58,125
It should be a simple matter.
49
00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,302
You saw the wild goose again.
50
00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:02,846
Concentrate on us, baby.
51
00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:04,674
Space is too far.
52
00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:07,851
Together, we can rule this world.
53
00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:17,649
If you like this world so much, keep your fool mouth shut.
54
00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,946
Then maybe I'll let you keep it.
55
00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:24,823
Me, I'm going to be a God again.
56
00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:43,902
Speed it up!
57
00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:50,950
Sinestro, don't forget the floor.
58
00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:52,156
'I want radiation shielding'
59
00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:53,365
'from every direction.'
60
00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:54,575
'Rampage..'
61
00:04:57,798 --> 00:05:00,039
Help Bizarro.
62
00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,050
splash
63
00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:09,014
Don't distort the metal, moron!
64
00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:11,342
I don't even know why we're doing this.
65
00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:16,305
Killer Frost, if Weather Wizard here
66
00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:18,857
doesn't shape up I'm holding you accountable.
67
00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:19,934
Whatever.
68
00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,520
Structural integrity is crucial.
69
00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:24,946
Okay! Got it.
70
00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,148
Geez.
71
00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:42,749
Soon, people, the Secret Society
72
00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:44,800
will no longer exist.
73
00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:48,424
'Instead, you'll become the new ruling class of the universe.'
74
00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,553
You are the lucky few, the chosen
75
00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:54,726
witnesses to the moment I seize my Godhead.
76
00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:56,019
Feh!
77
00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:58,188
Luthor, what kind of game is this?
78
00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,767
Because so far, it's no fun.
79
00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:04,445
Bear with me, Toyman. You'll get the hang of it.
80
00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:06,112
You're going to help me collect
81
00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:09,112
some newly discovered pieces of Brainiac.
82
00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:10,863
Swell.
83
00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:13,411
So you merge with a living computer, like you did before.
84
00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:16,490
You become more powerful than all of us put together
85
00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,121
but what do we get?
86
00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:22,170
You'll all be my lieutenants in the new order.
87
00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,589
Of course, if you don't like those terms
88
00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:27,714
you better stop me now while you still have a chance.
89
00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:32,264
But you'd also better remember what happened to poor Goldface.
90
00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:44,852
I'm already more powerful than all of you put together.
91
00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,900
Excuse me.
92
00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:51,825
Don"t take this the wrong way, but what exactly are we doing?
93
00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:53,869
I was coming to that.
94
00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:02,290
- Aah! - Aah!
95
00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:04,872
Bam
96
00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:12,429
kaboom
97
00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:43,582
I reconfigured Grodd's cloaking field into a hyperspatial drive.
98
00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,162
You're not serious!
99
00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:47,043
Little bit.
100
00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:48,168
Beep
101
00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:57,883
Why is my headquarters moving?
102
00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:01,394
Hey! What's going on?
103
00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:06,604
I demand to know what's going on!
104
00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,151
'Quiet, Grodd.'
105
00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:11,529
'You.'
106
00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:13,482
Come to gloat at me again?
107
00:08:13,702 --> 00:08:15,158
I'm not some monkey in a zoo throwing--
108
00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:16,576
Shh.
109
00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:19,701
Listen, I've been very, very bad.
110
00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:21,452
I backed the wrong pony.
111
00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:23,784
It should have been you.
112
00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:26,416
Oh, you finally sussed it out.
113
00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:29,214
That hairless sweetheart of yours isn't a leader.
114
00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:31,758
- He's a thug. - And how.
115
00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:35,053
I don't like to compete for Lex with a dead computer.
116
00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:38,257
I want you to be my man in charge, like before.
117
00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:42,185
So, baby, what do you want?
118
00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:45,389
Oh. Why, only you, my dear.
119
00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:48,270
And Luthor's fat head on a plate.
120
00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:56,150
That's one mother of a laser show.
121
00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,734
Toyman?
122
00:08:57,954 --> 00:09:00,787
We should be reaching the Brainiac remnants soon.
123
00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:04,583
By the way, thank you for making me your navigator, Luthor.
124
00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:07,161
I always love learning a new controller.
125
00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,962
Just keep us on course.
126
00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:11,131
The slightest error, and we're dead.
127
00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:12,878
Crash
128
00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,638
I wouldn't worry about it, Neanderthal.
129
00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:23,473
The way I see it, you're dead either way.
130
00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,477
I'd like to complete this transaction
131
00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:34,358
with as little bloodshed as possible, Lex.
132
00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:39,068
Now, put your hands up and have Toyman turn us around.
133
00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:41,278
Don't look at him, big boy.
134
00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:42,784
Grodd is leader.
135
00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:54,465
Bam
136
00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:57,965
Luthor?
137
00:09:58,181 --> 00:09:59,797
Bam
138
00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:30,373
Aah!
139
00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,078
Finish that off!
140
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,262
Aah! Hyah! Uh!
141
00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:55,022
Giganta, you're out of jail.
142
00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:56,478
How's your head?
143
00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:59,861
Pretty good, considering you tried to fry my brain.
144
00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:04,410
Don't get grabby, thunder thighs.
145
00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:06,363
Grodd is mine now.
146
00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,748
Ah! Argh!
147
00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,049
Bam
148
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,389
Hey.
149
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,550
Aah!
150
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,598
Aah!
151
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,724
Zap zap
152
00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,603
One creepsicle coming up.
153
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,115
You are so annoying.
154
00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:46,570
Bam
155
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:47,620
Hyah!
156
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:48,697
Bam
157
00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:51,662
bam
158
00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,086
'"Trapped like a rat.'
159
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,001
It's very weird.
160
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:04,179
You were never so much fun when we were together.
161
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:16,142
You wouldn't believe what this cost me.
162
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,540
Around the world.
163
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:38,375
Rock the cradle.
164
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,875
Crash
165
00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:45,629
Sleeper.
166
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,013
Zap
167
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,473
Aah!
168
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,479
Luthor! Look out!
169
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,277
Zap zap zap
170
00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:18,036
Aah!
171
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:27,799
Zap zap zap
172
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:30,848
Give it up, Lex.
173
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,223
You're only delaying the inevitable.
174
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:35,725
You're right.
175
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,275
Zap
176
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,146
If it's all the same to you
177
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:48,734
I'd rather snap your neck with my bare hands.
178
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:53,406
Hyah! Argh! Argh!
179
00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:07,503
You know, this mutiny was easy.
180
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:10,089
The Secret Society hates you.
181
00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:12,766
Ah! Like they love you.
182
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,273
Idiotic simian!
183
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,271
Half-baked objectivist!
184
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:28,069
You're ill-equipped to lead, Lex.
185
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:32,198
A lower primate, masquerading as an intellectual.
186
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:36,657
I'm the more accomplished, both physically and mentally.
187
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:42,207
Aah!
188
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:46,131
Took you long enough.
189
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:49,086
I was beginning to think I'd figured you wrong.
190
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:52,343
Now, bow down to me.
191
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,898
Who is master here?
192
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,768
You...are.
193
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,190
Get up.
194
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,447
Take six steps forward.
195
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,291
Beep beep
196
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:21,914
buzz
197
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:25,793
Get in.
198
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,351
I should have let you rot in jail.
199
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:39,644
Goodbye, Grodd.
200
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,439
It could have gone the other way.
201
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:45,358
It really could have, couldn't it?
202
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:46,435
No.
203
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,565
But why speak ill of the dead?
204
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,030
Beep beep
205
00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:59,414
You twisted pink rat-hole of a hominid, I'm not done with you!
206
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,162
I'll get out of this, and when I do..
207
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:10,543
Can any of you give me one good reason to let you live?
208
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:25,439
Killer Frost, you've got a future.
209
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:26,891
Get rid of the rest.
210
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,442
You got it.
211
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:33,652
We're here.
212
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:41,911
Darling, Grodd must have used mind control.
213
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,043
Okay, maybe not.
214
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:48,542
But, baby, you don't ever doubt that I love you, correct?
215
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:51,876
I-1-l know I did something bad.
216
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,300
I'm a sick person.
217
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,379
You don't know what it's like to be me.
218
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,555
Don't be afraid, darling.
219
00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:00,304
You still have a big role in my plan.
220
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,888
In fact, I can't do this without you.
221
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:04,971
Aah!
222
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:12,028
I used to think magic was unknowable
223
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,823
unpredictable, and not to be trusted.
224
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,025
You've taught me so much, Tala.
225
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,202
Even my wealth of scientific knowledge
226
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:21,996
would never have been up to this task.
227
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,915
You will be the mystic conduit
228
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:27,118
that will siphon Brainiac's essence from the debris.
229
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:30,330
I'll be able to reconstitute him from that energy.
230
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,382
But I doubt you'll see it.
231
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:35,506
You planned this all along. Even before I..
232
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,678
I'm a sick person, too.
233
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,848
Luthor, the collection panels are in place.
234
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,017
'Lex, please!'
235
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,515
I beg you!
236
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,312
Hold that thought.
237
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,231
Do it!
238
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,476
I said, do it!
239
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,562
He cannot hear you, Lex Luthor.
240
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:54,896
Time has stopped.
241
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,197
We exist between two ticks of the clock.
242
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,279
In my travels through the myriad paths of infinity
243
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:05,206
I have seen the first and the last.
244
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,206
But what you do today threatens the entire universe
245
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,504
past, present, and future.
246
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,206
I should hope it does.
247
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,008
Look, I didn't catch the name.
248
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:18,211
Metron, scientist and chronicler.
249
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:21,389
Well, Metron, I'll soon be ready for anything
250
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,387
the universe can throw at me.
251
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,219
I'm about to become a God.
252
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,395
You don't know what a God is.
253
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,939
Or what you are unleashing.
254
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:33,109
Tampering with forces beyond my ken, and so forth?
255
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:34,482
Nice try.
256
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:36,938
If you want my power, make your move.
257
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:39,069
Otherwise, you can get lost.
258
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,276
You will regret your decision.
259
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:42,576
We all will.
260
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,998
33 Twinkle twinkle Brainiac ¢
261
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,997
¥ Tala's gonna bring you back §JJid
262
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:51,327
clang
263
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:52,378
Lex!
264
00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:04,720
Brainiac, I'm coming.
265
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:24,365
People, meet your new lord and master!
266
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:40,336
It seems I have you to thank for my resurrection.
267
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,716
Though your world will suffer slowly
268
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:45,390
I grant you a quick death.
269
00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:48,810
Kaboom
270
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,117
P-taff
271
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,829
That rodent thunderbar thinks he can rule Apokolips
272
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,664
in Darkseid's stead.
273
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,214
We'll be the ones who deliver
274
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:22,169
his pestilent corpse to Granny Goodness.
275
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:37,024
Kaboom
276
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,799
Welcome home, oh, mighty Darkseid.
277
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,344
Arise, my children.
278
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:09,470
Let this meaningless battle for control end today.
279
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:11,972
Of course, lord.
280
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,646
We had thought ourselves bereft forever.
281
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,473
Only the slimmest of chances
282
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:19,184
has allowed me to overcome my death
283
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,440
at the hands of Superman.
284
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,521
But let the universe howl in despair
285
00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:25,903
for 1 have returned.
286
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:31,662
What is your will, my lord?
287
00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:35,162
As ever, to search for the Anti-Life Equation
288
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:38,495
that I may bring order to this aimless universe.
289
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:42,753
But first, Superman must suffer for killing me.
290
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,710
His adopted world will die screaming.
291
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:48,547
Only then will I seek the ultimate end.
292
00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:51,098
Forgive me, lord, but an attack on Earth
293
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,642
would violate your pact with Highfather.
294
00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:56,642
New Genesis would doubtless retaliate.
295
00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:59,224
Where do you think I'm going next?
296
00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:10,826
You'd better get outside, quick!
297
00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:29,755
We have a little problem.
19608
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof