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It sounds as though
you've become
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- dependent on each other.
- He's my everything.
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[woman over phone] Criminal
record disqualifies him from a visa.
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You are going to apologise
or we are going nowhere!
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- [whistles]
- You want a piece of the action?
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You want to dance with me,
mother effer?
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[screaming]
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- The gig is over.
- I hate knowing Tasha's gonna die
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and there's nothing
I can do about it.
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[Jo] I just think why can't you
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sag off your dead wife
and see me?
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This depot has a fundamental
failing in leadership.
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- So, Jo then.
- I love you too!
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[upbeat music playing]
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[???]
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Cracking intercourse, mate.
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- Thanks. [Sighs]
- Well done.
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You're welcome.
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[Lawrence groans]
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Uh-oh.
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Little Lawrence reporting
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for another march
around the parade ground?
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Oh, no, I just really need
to urinate actually.
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[clears throat]
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You know
where the little girl's room is.
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[door opens]
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[???]
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- [thuds]
- [Lawrence groans]
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[Jo] Are you all right, mate?
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Loz, if you've been number two,
just spray some Lynx Africa.
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Loz. Loz?
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[door opens, closes]
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Loz?
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Oh, shit!
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Sh...
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Oh.
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Fuck, shit, fuck!
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Shit!
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Opening theme music playing...
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Everything I do today
is the last time I'll do it
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as a South Hill paramedic.
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This is probably the last piece
of work mail
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- I'll ever open here.
- Don't.
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No freaking way!
It's the Home Office.
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You don't have a home office.
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You've got a desk in a kitchen.
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No, the Home Office Home Office.
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I've got Leave to Remain.
I'm sticking around.
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Am I dreaming?
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Apparently my union rep
put in a good word for me.
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He told them I was
an essential part of South Hill.
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- I can stay.
- Can I stay?
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- You're not even leaving.
- Aw! [Laughing]
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- Have you seen Lawrence?
- No.
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Shit balls!
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We've seen him.
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Oh, thank God.
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Yeah, loads of times.
He's our colleague.
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We work with him.
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Today, have you seen him
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here today, numb nuts?
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Ah, no, but great news,
Darrell's not leaving.
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Okay, great. Couldn't care less.
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Are you still coming
to my leaving party?
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- I thought you weren't leaving?
- I'm not.
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Then why are you
still having a party?
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Because I'm staying.
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Everyone's staying,
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it's called coming to work.
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All the more reason
to have a crazy party.
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I don't have time for this shit!
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[???]
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[siren blaring]
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[Gary]
I'm gonna need some tissues.
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No. Today is a no-cry zone
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as per Tasha's instructions.
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I don't think
I can go through with this.
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You have to. We promised.
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"Do not let that ginger
ninja Gary wuss out on this."
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Even in death
I'm quite scared of her.
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Let's do this.
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[engine starts]
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[heavy metal music
starts playing] - Whoo!
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[siren blaring]
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[???]
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[keys jangle]
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- [Gary] Sorry.
- Tasha's request.
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Oh, and she had
a little message as well.
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[both] Cheer up, wankers!
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[all laughing]
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It's all right.
That's, erm, that's very Tash.
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Did she say anything else?
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No, that was it.
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She was never one
for long speeches.
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- [keys jangle]
- [engine starts]
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Laters.
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[???]
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Ooh, Maleek, I've got
some great news about Darrell.
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Darrell can stay.
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[groans] Ah, cor,
that's the worst news ever.
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He's bear jarring man.
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Well, they're still going ahead
with the leaving party.
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It's nice having
two "it" couples in the depot.
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There are no "it" couples.
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There's us.
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We are not a couple.
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Look, we might not link our bits
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but I'm definitely
your work wife.
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You are not my work bae.
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I would know
if I had a work bae.
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Well, we argue all the time
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and we don't have sex.
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You know, wake up and smell
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the flat white coffee, Maleek.
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- I am 100% your work bae.
- Ugh.
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[woman over radio] 451 Papa
Kilo, got a cat one at South Hill park.
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We're on our way.
Oh, just get me to lunch.
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[???]
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[siren blaring]
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[Gary] I hate time wasters.
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[Kareshma] Normally I'm with you
but come on.
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It's up-the-ass Steve.
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What do you reckon's
up there this time?
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I don't care.
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What I do care about
is treating people
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who actually need us.
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Well, I've bet on the remote.
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So...
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Stevo, it's the paramedics.
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[Steve] Door's open.
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[door squeals]
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[Steve] I tried
to get it out myself
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but it's just gone too far up.
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And that's why
I called you guys.
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Yeah, yeah. What is it?
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- Er, mobile.
- Dammit.
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What a brilliant use
of our time.
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Steve, mate,
hey, you've been doing so well.
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I'm sorry, I just had
a very stressful week at work
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and... [whistles] up it went.
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Well, you know the drill.
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Knees up to your chest.
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- [groaning]
- I know, it hurts.
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No, I just got a text message.
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[???]
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[Jo over speakers]
Attention please.
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This is an important
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all unit announcement.
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Has anyone seen Lozzer?
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[indistinct chatter]
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[Wendy over radio] Have you
tried calling him, ducky?
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Thanks, Wenders, no, I didn't think
of the most obvious thing in the world.
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'Course I tried calling him.
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[softly] Useless bastards.
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[???]
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[???]
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[printer whirring]
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- [Jo sighs]
- Jo. What's wrong?
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Loz. [Breathing heavily]
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I've lost Loz. I can't...
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Okay, you start
from the beginning.
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[Jo breathing heavily]
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[Jo] Oh, okay. Okay.
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[breathes in]
Last night, Lawrence and I...
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Shit!
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And then we, er...
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Shit!
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And finally, really hard.
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Shit.
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And then he took a slash.
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Saw Karen's stupid bench
and scarpered.
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Shit!
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[inhales sharply]
I tried retracing my steps
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to where I last saw him
and then I realised
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that only works with keys
and not people
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but why didn't I get rid
of the bench, George?
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Why didn't I get rid
of the bench?
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I don't know, Jo,
why you had the bench
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and why you have
this fixation on Lawrence
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would be better questions.
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Because I am mental, George.
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Bigger issues at play here.
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I'll try his flat.
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How come you're all tarted up?
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Er, off to Lewisham
to do my presentation
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- for the senior leadership team.
- [zipper zips]
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- Oh, yeah?
- [George] Mm-hmm
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[Jo] Oh, good luck.
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Don't throw us
under the bus, yeah.
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Actually you can
have the Darrells
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if they need a little red meat
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but leave the rest
of us alone, yeah.
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- [door closes]
- [printer whirring]
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[whirs]
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George's presentation.
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This should be a laugh.
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What the fuck?
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[???]
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I took this scheme
into South Hill
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with the brief of offering
mental health support
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to the paramedics there.
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But was quickly confronted
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by a non-existent
pastoral care structure
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and a toxic leadership culture.
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The chief architect
of which was Jo Cambridge.
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[projector clicks]
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Right, I'll go
and prep the stretcher.
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Where are my keys?
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Sorry.
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Oh, for goodness sake!
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[chuckles] This is just the call
I needed today.
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Honestly.
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Hey, don't get upset all right,
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we just treat them.
You taught me that.
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Well, today I would like to
treat some proper emergencies.
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We... We're not just people
you can call
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to pull things
out of people's bottoms like...
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dirty magicians.
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- Okay, you're stressed.
- [Gary exhales deeply]
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Take a breath.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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[inhales deeply]
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And you, mister.
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No more DIY colonics, okay?
You big human kinder egg.
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This cake is perfect.
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It's amazing,
I just want to eat you.
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I want to eat you.
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[Jo] Oi!
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Good presentation?
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- Erm...
- Oh, you forgot this.
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- Oh.
- And this.
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- [George] Jo, Jo, Jo.
- [Darryl] Ah, come on. Leave it.
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- Calm down.
- [Darrell] Break that up, break it up. Break it up.
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- [Geoge] No, no. Jo, please.
- [Darryl] Stop, stop. Calm down. Calm down.
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- Let go, let go, let go.
- [clamouring]
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- She tried to choke me.
- [Jo grunting]
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- [Darrell] You're okay.
- Off!
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- I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.
- Off!
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Jo, I tapped out.
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[grunting]
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I can't believe you punched me.
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[sniffles, groans]
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You scratch like a woman.
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I am a woman.
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How could you go behind my back
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and get my bosses to fire me?
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That's why you were so keen
for me to go over to HART.
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It was the right thing to do.
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I was sent here to sort out
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the mental health crisis
at South Hill
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and the thing that would fix it
is you going.
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You are emotionally unavailable.
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You are resistant
to talking about any problems
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and your answer to everything
is bury it down, do shots.
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[Jo] Okay.
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Okay, George, I get it.
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Thank you. I am a shit boss.
259
00:11:11,323 --> 00:11:12,583
I've seen you in action, Jo,
260
00:11:12,683 --> 00:11:14,943
and you are really great
at a lot of your job.
261
00:11:15,043 --> 00:11:17,223
Just not the bits
that I'm looking at.
262
00:11:17,323 --> 00:11:19,703
Honestly, it's not personal.
263
00:11:19,803 --> 00:11:23,043
If it's any consolation,
you are not getting fired.
264
00:11:24,163 --> 00:11:26,823
- I am.
- What?
265
00:11:26,923 --> 00:11:28,703
Yep. Apparently,
getting rid of you
266
00:11:28,803 --> 00:11:30,543
is too expensive
as is keeping me.
267
00:11:30,643 --> 00:11:35,323
So, the ambulance service
is replacing me with an app.
268
00:11:38,403 --> 00:11:39,903
An app?
269
00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:42,543
An app. Yes.
270
00:11:42,643 --> 00:11:45,063
The paramedics will log on
after every call out
271
00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:47,063
and click on a sad face
or a happy face.
272
00:11:47,163 --> 00:11:49,923
And that's their
mental health taken care of.
273
00:11:51,083 --> 00:11:54,103
That is shitty, George.
Really shitty.
274
00:11:54,203 --> 00:11:55,863
You don't deserve
to lose your job,
275
00:11:55,963 --> 00:11:58,863
even though your job is not
a proper job, just talking.
276
00:11:58,963 --> 00:12:03,303
- Thanks.
- Look, why don't you stick around for the party?
277
00:12:03,403 --> 00:12:05,063
Nah, I'm just gonna
get my things and go.
278
00:12:05,163 --> 00:12:06,503
It's been a really long day.
279
00:12:06,603 --> 00:12:09,103
- Plus, I am a recovering alcoholic, Jo...
- Yes.
280
00:12:09,203 --> 00:12:10,479
- ...remember, so...
- Yes, I do remember.
281
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,223
...parties are the last thing
I need.
282
00:12:12,323 --> 00:12:15,303
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fair enough.
Fair enough, George.
283
00:12:15,403 --> 00:12:17,383
[sighs] Oh.
284
00:12:17,483 --> 00:12:19,463
It looks like
we've both had a mare today.
285
00:12:19,563 --> 00:12:22,209
You lost your job,
286
00:12:22,294 --> 00:12:23,834
I lost Loz.
287
00:12:24,005 --> 00:12:26,005
[softly] I had him.
288
00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:28,203
One night.
289
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:31,163
It was perfect.
290
00:12:33,603 --> 00:12:36,463
Oh, I just wish
I could find him and explain.
291
00:12:36,563 --> 00:12:38,463
Come on, you know Lawrence
better than anyone.
292
00:12:38,563 --> 00:12:41,123
Surely you'd know
where he'd go in a crisis?
293
00:12:42,843 --> 00:12:44,843
George, you're a leg.
294
00:12:46,563 --> 00:12:48,263
Oh, Jo, before you go,
295
00:12:48,363 --> 00:12:50,863
just in the spirit
of reconciliation,
296
00:12:50,963 --> 00:12:52,863
can I just say
297
00:12:52,963 --> 00:12:55,744
you have taught me more
than I could ever teach you.
298
00:12:55,829 --> 00:12:59,149
I know. And sorry I bit you
on the chin, George.
299
00:13:04,163 --> 00:13:06,323
- [crows cawing]
- [birds chirping]
300
00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:15,023
All right, Lozzer?
301
00:13:15,123 --> 00:13:17,243
I just came here
to talk to Karen.
302
00:13:18,883 --> 00:13:20,883
Oh, right.
303
00:13:21,763 --> 00:13:24,903
Hi, Karen, I'm Jo.
Pleasure to meet you.
304
00:13:25,003 --> 00:13:27,003
So, er...
305
00:13:27,963 --> 00:13:29,963
what are you chatting about?
306
00:13:30,803 --> 00:13:33,463
- The bench? Yeah.
- It did come up, yeah.
307
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:36,383
The fact that you stole
my dead wife's memorial bench
308
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,923
and kept it in your flat
for a year and a half.
309
00:13:41,443 --> 00:13:44,383
When you say it like that, Loz,
out loud, it does sound bad.
310
00:13:44,483 --> 00:13:48,063
But it was ages ago
and I was in a...
311
00:13:48,163 --> 00:13:50,583
very bad place.
312
00:13:50,683 --> 00:13:53,143
Please, Lawrence, I...
313
00:13:53,243 --> 00:13:57,263
We can't throw this away
over one admittedly
314
00:13:57,363 --> 00:14:00,263
massive bump in the road.
315
00:14:00,363 --> 00:14:03,123
I honestly don't think
Karen would want that.
316
00:14:04,883 --> 00:14:10,303
[imitating Karen]
No, I wouldn't.
317
00:14:10,403 --> 00:14:13,563
[in normal voice] Sorry. That
was out of order. Sorry, Loz.
318
00:14:14,963 --> 00:14:16,863
[whispering] Sorry, Karen.
319
00:14:16,963 --> 00:14:21,943
I'm just saying Steve needs
proper mental health support.
320
00:14:22,043 --> 00:14:23,863
Not a paramedic every few weeks.
321
00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:27,223
Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
It's tragic, really.
322
00:14:27,323 --> 00:14:30,143
On the other hand,
who had phone?
323
00:14:30,243 --> 00:14:33,823
Darryl. Darryl, mate,
you've won 40 quid.
324
00:14:33,923 --> 00:14:35,503
Come on!
325
00:14:35,603 --> 00:14:37,063
Come on!
326
00:14:37,163 --> 00:14:38,263
It's not funny.
327
00:14:38,363 --> 00:14:39,543
And I'm not in the mood.
328
00:14:39,643 --> 00:14:41,223
I wanted today
to be a great shift
329
00:14:41,323 --> 00:14:42,783
out of respect for Tasha.
330
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:45,263
Come on, she would have
fucking loved the call out
331
00:14:45,363 --> 00:14:47,383
where the man
stuck your keys up his ass.
332
00:14:47,483 --> 00:14:49,783
- Yes, I suppose so.
- [Kareshma chuckles]
333
00:14:49,883 --> 00:14:52,143
[keys jangle] - I might
see if I can get a fresh set.
334
00:14:52,243 --> 00:14:54,263
Ones that haven't been in a man.
335
00:14:54,363 --> 00:14:55,983
Hmm.
336
00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:59,123
It was insane but I was just...
337
00:14:59,997 --> 00:15:01,177
desperate.
338
00:15:01,621 --> 00:15:03,263
And I was so jealous
339
00:15:03,363 --> 00:15:06,983
because you were basically
still seeing Karen who was...
340
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:09,743
No of fence, Karen.
...in the ground.
341
00:15:09,843 --> 00:15:13,623
I never cried like I cried
when that bench was taken.
342
00:15:13,723 --> 00:15:15,723
I was there.
343
00:15:16,523 --> 00:15:20,903
Oh, you really, really cried.
344
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:24,143
I didn't know if it was a sign
from Karen or from God
345
00:15:24,243 --> 00:15:26,863
or some other religious figure.
346
00:15:26,963 --> 00:15:28,279
Although I'm not
strictly religious,
347
00:15:28,363 --> 00:15:30,063
more Zen Buddhist if I was to...
348
00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:34,663
Please, Lawrence,
just make your point,
349
00:15:34,763 --> 00:15:37,863
I'm... [scoffs] dying here.
350
00:15:37,963 --> 00:15:39,423
The reason it hurt was because
351
00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:41,304
I felt like Karen
was being taken from me again.
352
00:15:41,388 --> 00:15:42,728
Oh, I...
353
00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:44,679
[Lawrence] It was the only thing
people could take
354
00:15:44,763 --> 00:15:47,463
because there was no one else
I cared about.
355
00:15:47,563 --> 00:15:49,563
But there is now.
356
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,543
You.
357
00:15:51,643 --> 00:15:53,143
I don't want
to lose you as well.
358
00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:55,823
Fuck... Thank fuck.
359
00:15:55,923 --> 00:15:59,143
Sorry, Karen. Loz...
360
00:15:59,243 --> 00:16:01,583
The reason I came here
was to talk to Karen
361
00:16:01,683 --> 00:16:03,683
and make peace
with me moving on.
362
00:16:05,323 --> 00:16:06,663
She'd want me to be happy.
363
00:16:06,763 --> 00:16:09,603
And you know Jo makes me happy.
364
00:16:12,563 --> 00:16:14,223
Aw.
365
00:16:14,323 --> 00:16:17,263
That is so good of you, Karen.
Thank you.
366
00:16:17,363 --> 00:16:20,263
And I will take care of him.
367
00:16:20,363 --> 00:16:22,863
And of course, I will return
the bench to the park
368
00:16:22,963 --> 00:16:25,363
for all the little hobos
to sleep on.
369
00:16:27,963 --> 00:16:29,903
We'd best go and... [sniffles]
370
00:16:30,003 --> 00:16:33,023
leave you to your eternal rest.
371
00:16:33,123 --> 00:16:34,359
Okay, Loz, just give me
a few minutes,
372
00:16:34,443 --> 00:16:36,623
I'm just gonna
finish our girlie chat.
373
00:16:36,723 --> 00:16:37,663
Okay.
374
00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:38,983
[Lawrence sniffles]
375
00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:43,063
[???]
376
00:16:43,163 --> 00:16:49,083
[???]
377
00:16:50,624 --> 00:16:52,624
Hey, Karen.
378
00:16:53,022 --> 00:16:54,762
[softly] I won.
379
00:16:54,909 --> 00:16:57,069
[laughing]
380
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,843
[singing]
381
00:17:08,115 --> 00:17:10,695
? Shake that thing
Miss Cana, Cana ?
382
00:17:10,795 --> 00:17:12,495
? Shake that thing... ?
383
00:17:12,595 --> 00:17:14,495
[Maleek]
What the fuck are you...
384
00:17:14,595 --> 00:17:16,055
Fuck are you doing?
385
00:17:16,155 --> 00:17:18,695
? Jodi and Rebecca
Woman get busy ?
386
00:17:18,795 --> 00:17:20,335
? Just shake
That booty non-stop ?
387
00:17:20,435 --> 00:17:22,655
? When the beat drops
Just keep swinging it ?
388
00:17:22,755 --> 00:17:24,415
? Get jiggy, get crunked up ?
389
00:17:24,515 --> 00:17:26,255
? Percolate anything
You want to call it ?
390
00:17:26,355 --> 00:17:28,375
? Oscillate you hip
And don't take pity ?
391
00:17:28,475 --> 00:17:30,791
? Me want fi see you get live
'pon the riddim when me ride ?
392
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,935
? And me lyrics
A provide electricity ?
393
00:17:33,035 --> 00:17:34,695
? Gal nobody
Can tell you nuttin'... ?
394
00:17:34,795 --> 00:17:36,271
- [song continues]
- Stop that foolishness, man.
395
00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:38,615
If you're gonna dance,
just dance, Wendy.
396
00:17:38,715 --> 00:17:42,015
[Maleek and Wendy vocalising]
397
00:17:42,115 --> 00:17:44,655
Yo. Yo, what are you doing?
Get off.
398
00:17:44,755 --> 00:17:46,975
Yo! I do the winding.
399
00:17:47,075 --> 00:17:49,055
I don't get wind.
What are you doing?
400
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:51,215
I'm shaking
what my mama gave me.
401
00:17:51,315 --> 00:17:53,575
Yeah, you've deaded it now.
I want a work divorce.
402
00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:57,280
Get off me. Get off me.
403
00:17:57,395 --> 00:17:59,895
- [Maleek] All right, Lawrence.
- [Jo] All right, Maleek.
404
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:02,292
- Lawrence.
- Jo's looking for you.
405
00:18:02,377 --> 00:18:04,655
- Yeah, she's already found me.
- Lads.
406
00:18:04,755 --> 00:18:07,695
- We need to keep this on the down-low, Lawrence.
- [Lawrence] Mmm.
407
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:10,935
Don't want everyone knowing
that you are seeing your crazy boss.
408
00:18:11,035 --> 00:18:14,095
- So, er, keep it professional.
- [Lawrence] Yeah.
409
00:18:14,195 --> 00:18:16,315
- Or, I was thinking maybe...
- Yeah.
410
00:18:17,915 --> 00:18:19,695
[all exclaiming, whooping]
411
00:18:19,795 --> 00:18:20,911
[Maleek] My brother Lawrence!
412
00:18:20,995 --> 00:18:23,095
- Yeah, man!
- All right.
413
00:18:23,195 --> 00:18:25,895
Never seen anyone kiss before,
you pervs?
414
00:18:25,995 --> 00:18:29,215
- [all laughing]
- You, I didn't stay stop.
415
00:18:29,315 --> 00:18:30,831
[Darrell]
That's what I'm talking about.
416
00:18:30,915 --> 00:18:33,715
[music continues playing]
417
00:18:36,595 --> 00:18:38,815
You are on fire, Gary.
418
00:18:38,915 --> 00:18:42,155
God gave me these moves.
I just use them.
419
00:18:43,315 --> 00:18:46,295
[exhales sharply] God, I'm hot.
420
00:18:46,395 --> 00:18:48,395
You are, boy.
421
00:18:50,555 --> 00:18:53,495
[music fading away]
422
00:18:53,595 --> 00:18:54,991
- [Kareshma] Gary!
- [crowd exclaim]
423
00:18:55,075 --> 00:18:56,695
- [woman] Oh, gosh.
- Gary.
424
00:18:56,795 --> 00:18:58,255
Okay, focus.
425
00:18:58,355 --> 00:19:00,455
Everyone who's been drinking,
step away from Gary.
426
00:19:00,555 --> 00:19:03,695
[Maleek] Move, move, move.
Watch out, watch out.
427
00:19:03,795 --> 00:19:06,015
Here. Please take this.
428
00:19:06,115 --> 00:19:08,735
I stopped drinking cause of
the counselling and all that.
429
00:19:08,835 --> 00:19:10,215
What, you stopped drinking?
430
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,175
I stayed off it
out of solidarity with you.
431
00:19:12,275 --> 00:19:13,495
You dance like that sober?
432
00:19:13,595 --> 00:19:14,671
Maleek and Wendy,
you're on Gary.
433
00:19:14,755 --> 00:19:15,895
Darrells get the defib.
434
00:19:15,995 --> 00:19:17,975
- Kareshma, call Trish.
- I can't.
435
00:19:18,075 --> 00:19:21,135
You can, you will. If it comes from
me, she'll think she's a widow. Go.
436
00:19:21,235 --> 00:19:25,195
[???]
437
00:19:29,115 --> 00:19:31,095
[Maleek] Jo.
438
00:19:31,195 --> 00:19:32,215
I've got nothing.
439
00:19:32,315 --> 00:19:35,155
[???]
440
00:19:38,315 --> 00:19:39,255
[Maleek] Nothing.
441
00:19:39,355 --> 00:19:44,835
[???]
442
00:19:53,195 --> 00:19:56,455
[???]
443
00:19:56,555 --> 00:19:59,315
[siren blaring]
444
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:06,455
[Maleek] I didn't even know
you could dance like that.
445
00:20:06,555 --> 00:20:08,695
Proper pop locking and that.
446
00:20:08,795 --> 00:20:10,695
- Just...
- Oh, she's coming.
447
00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:12,895
You all right, lovey.
448
00:20:12,995 --> 00:20:14,895
[Maleek] Hey, mate.
449
00:20:14,995 --> 00:20:18,895
- How's he doing?
- [Kareshma] He's critical but stable.
450
00:20:18,995 --> 00:20:20,775
What kind of
a shit partner am I?
451
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:23,255
Oh, don't be silly. [Scoffs]
452
00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:25,135
It's not you.
453
00:20:25,235 --> 00:20:28,095
It's the way
they dance, Kareshma.
454
00:20:28,195 --> 00:20:30,295
They always look like
they're having a seizure.
455
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,935
[Kareshma giggling] - It throws
your warning system way off.
456
00:20:33,035 --> 00:20:36,935
[Kareshma sniffles]
He's such an annoying prick
457
00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:40,495
and I know I rip the literal
piss out of him all the time,
458
00:20:40,595 --> 00:20:43,555
but... [exhales sharply]
I can't lose him.
459
00:20:44,915 --> 00:20:46,895
[crying]
460
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:48,695
I don't know
what I'd do without him.
461
00:20:48,795 --> 00:20:50,495
[Maleek]
Ah, it's all right, mate.
462
00:20:50,595 --> 00:20:54,815
[Kareshma sobbing, sniffling]
463
00:20:54,915 --> 00:20:56,775
All right, bell ends.
464
00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:58,215
It's been a long all night
465
00:20:58,315 --> 00:21:01,775
and you all
smell like ass so, er,
466
00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:03,495
why don't you get home?
467
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:05,575
I'm... I'm staying.
468
00:21:05,675 --> 00:21:07,495
Yeah, I'm staying too.
469
00:21:07,595 --> 00:21:10,075
We're all staying.
All right, for Gary.
470
00:21:12,035 --> 00:21:12,775
Yeah.
471
00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:15,335
[Jo inhales deeply]
472
00:21:15,435 --> 00:21:17,295
Well, usually after something
like this, I say,
473
00:21:17,395 --> 00:21:19,095
"Fuck it. Let's do shots."
474
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:21,375
Er, but, er... [sniffles]
475
00:21:21,475 --> 00:21:23,995
This is bad and, er...
476
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:29,895
we should share some feelings.
477
00:21:29,995 --> 00:21:32,915
Er, mental health and all that.
478
00:21:34,675 --> 00:21:37,955
[Lawrence sniffles]
479
00:21:39,635 --> 00:21:42,095
- To brother Gary.
- [Jo] To Gary.
480
00:21:42,195 --> 00:21:43,335
- To Gary.
- [all] To Gary.
481
00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:49,275
[???]
482
00:21:56,275 --> 00:22:01,115
[???]
483
00:22:02,305 --> 00:23:02,703
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