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- That's what you get for
taking my fucking hat.

What the fuck are you looking at?

- Nothing, just tent pegs.

Definitely not looking at you.

Not looking at you.

I think maybe I'm not home after all.

♪ I tried ♪

♪ But you're too slow ♪

♪ Your brains are
dripping down my wall ♪

Come on.

- Stay away from my fucking sheep,
you stupid cunt.

- Sorry, sorry.

What year is this?

- 2015.

Are you soft in the fucking head?

- No, I'm fine, I think.

- Hey!

Fuck you bro, fuck you.

Let's see you.

- Pete.

- We met?

- No, no.

Well, see you, have a great day.

- Snacking sausage, is it?

- Just a salami thing, it's nothing special.

- I haven't seen salami in a long,
long time.

- Okay, oh.

Whoa.

- Hand it over.

- You're mugging me for salami?

- And while we're at it,

everything else he's got on him.

Clothes, wallet, the lot.

- Oi, oi!

- Come back!

- Woo!

Hi, sorry, there were some ruffians

trying to take my clothes,
if you wish to arrest them.

- Right.

Yeah.

Excuse me.

- Right, yeah, where are you going?

Because they're that way.

- Hands behind your back.

- You're talking to me?

- Hands behind your back!

- All right, I think you've made a mistake.

I've been running away from the criminals.

I'm the victim, I'm the victim.

- You are under arrest.

Don't make this harder than it needs to be.

- I think you've got the wrong person, mate.

- But you're Milo Edwards, aren't you?

- Listen,
I hate to hit things off like this,

but I do very much need to poo.

Biological necessity.

There it is, just something I need to do.

- Where's Danny Gates?

- I don't know.

Honestly, I don't know.

Now,
will you tell me what this is all about?

- What's your angle?

Are you so arrogant that you thought

that you could just walk
into a police station

and walk right out again?

Or did you want to be caught?

- No idea, unless I make this face,

let's just assume I have no idea

what you're talking about, hm?

- Quantum genocide.

- Quantum, quantum what?

- They coined a term especially for you,

for what you and Danny Gates have done.

- Right, listen, just listen,
I'm from another reality,

and me and Danny, we met another Danny,

who said something about Goldenmire.

- So you admit you know about Goldenmire.

- Just a name I heard.

I don't know anything.

- This will go easier for
you if you cooperate, Milo.

Just give us Danny and there's
even a chance you won't hang.

- Hang, hang?

As in hanged with a rope and shit?

No, no, I mean, that's crazy.

You can't hang people.

- I would really rather not do this.

Just confess.

- I can't,
I don't even know what you think I've done.

- I am not messing about here, son.

- You've got the wrong Milo, I swear.

- All right, that's why we found

all these photographs in your pocket,

photos of every reality
you and Danny have visited.

- They're not mine, they're not mine,

they belong to another Milo.

- Oh, and I guess this notebook,

that belongs to another Milo too, does it?

A precise list of locations,

each in a different reality,
that not yours either, hey?

- You have to believe me, please, please.

Gran, gran, is that you?

- Oh Milo.

- Gran, how long have I been here?

Thank you.

I'm so hungry.

Service in here, pretty terrible.

I'm not your Milo, you can see that, right?

- They say you won't tell
them where Danny Gates is.

- Gran, other Milo's gran,

'cause you're certainly not mine,
you have to believe me.

I'm from another reality.

Another Milo sent me here,
trying to set me up.

- Stop it, just stop it.

Listen, tell them it was Danny.

Tell them it was all Danny's idea.

Tell them he's the one
that stole the wristbands,

he's the one that wouldn't
let you come back home.

Tell them you had no choice,

and then maybe,
just maybe there's a chance for you.

- You are not listening, I'm another Milo.

- They'll execute you.

Don't let that happen, Milo.

Tell them it was Danny.

- Where I'm from, you're dead.

Where I'm from, gran,
they don't put people in dungeons.

Where I'm from, they certainly-

- You haven't been here, love,

you don't know what it's like.

It was a few months after you went missing

that it started.

Power cuts, black outs,
no one could work out why,

and then Callum came to
tell us what you'd done,

that it was your fault
that we were sliding back

into the stone age.

Your name alone, yours and Danny's,
people want revenge.

If you're gonna stand a
chance of staying alive,

you've got to blame it on Danny.

- Please gran, please.

You have to believe me, gran.

- You've said you're now
ready to make a statement.

- My name is Milo Edwards.

I hereby confess, of my own free will,

that I sold two wristband devices

belonging to Callum Stevens.

Using these devices, I've spent the past

six years traveling through
alternate realities.

Stealing the wristband devices

was Danny Gates' idea, and it was his idea

to continue traveling
through other realities,

even though I asked him not to.

I am not to blame for this, Danny is.

- Bastard.

You bastard.

You left me to fucking die!

Left me to fucking die.

No, no!

He's lying, I swear, he's lying!

I'm not your Danny, I'm not him!

- Right.

- I'm not him, I'm not your Danny,
I swear, I swear.

He's lying!

What if I told you this was all Milo's idea?

- Sign here.

Get yourself cleaned up for court.

- Get in.

Back.

- Dan.

Dan, how the hell, when?

I thought you were back on nuclear world.

- I was, 'til the bearded me
and you dragged me to safety.

They threw me through the gateway.

Left Kate behind.

- Sorry dude.

On the plus side, you're here.

I thought you were dead, man.

- I know!

You sold me out.

- What?

- I saw it, Milo, your entire confession.

Blaming it all on me, yeah,

shit we never did, either of us.

- Christ, Dan, I wouldn't have said anything

if I'd known you were here.

I thought you were back
in that crazy bunker.

I've been here for weeks, dude,

months even, I don't know.

They beat the shit out of me, Dan,

I didn't know what else to do.

- They did the same to me,
only I didn't crack.

- If I'd known you were here,
I wouldn't have said a thing.

How was I supposed to know
you were on this world?

- We didn't do this, Milo,
why would you confess?

- This isn't our fault, they've set us up.

Other us, they've set us up.

- Danny, Milo.

- Dad.

Are you here to defend us?

- No one else would take the job,

no one else wanted it.

Nor did I, but your mother.

- What can we do?

What are our chances, do you think?

- Shut up, keep quiet, and.

- And what, dad?

- Oh right, and I'll do everything

I can to keep you alive.

Settle down, settle down.

- Hang him!

- We are here in the matter of the Crown

and Milo Edwards and Daniel Gates.

This is the first recorded instance

of the charge of quantum genocide.

The penalty if found guilty is death.

- Yes!

- Mr. Gates,
I believe a plea is being sought?

- Yes, your honor, both Mr. Gates and Mr.

- Edwards.

- Edwards have signed full confessions.

- And I can see that each
implicates the other.

- You blamed it on me?

- You blamed it on me first.

- Given the full and frank admission

by both parties, we ask for leniency.

The damage my clients
have done to this world

was not intentional.

In exchange for a plea of guilty,

we ask that the death sentence be commuted.

- That's it, don't kill them please,

that's our whole defense?

- It's all we've got.

- This whole thing's crazy.

Shouldn't we have met our lawyer

before the actual trial begins?

And what is this plea agreement?

This is just begging.

- Oh yes, I forgot you were the expert.

- I've represented myself in court.

I know a thing or two.

- You would have avoided having

a criminal record if you'd
have just used a lawyer.

- It was a human rights issue, so.

- Smoking weed in the
ladies toilets at Starbucks.

- Which is my human right, you dick.

- You're the dick.

This is all because of you.

- You're a dick.

- Stop it!

Silence.

Mr. Gates,
kindly keep your clients under control.

Six years ago, Milo Edwards and Daniel Gates

stole technology from
General Callum Stevens.

Using this,
they traveled to other realities,

and every time they did so,
seeking money, fame, fortune.

To escape any consequences
of anything they did,

they bled energy from our own.

Now, the very fabric of our universe

hangs in the balance.

The laws of the natural
universe no longer hold true.

The Black Hole of Ealing
alone killed 316 people.

I find the accused extremely guilty,

and the sentence that they have handed down

to our world, through their selfishness

is the same sentence I give them, death.

You'll be executed in the morning.

- How can they do it so quick?

The whole thing's over in like 10 minutes,

and they're killing us tomorrow.

What happened to appeals and due process?

- Things have changed
since the two of you left.

No internet, no phones, no CCTV.

Government's grip has gone to shit.

People are starting
their own private armies.

Most of Scotland is a no-go war zone.

- Not so different to where we're from.

Just trying to lighten the mood, Danny.

- Death penalty came back two years ago.

Expedited judicial process
was introduced a year ago.

Rome is falling.

- My dad just hugged me.

- We are so dead.

We are so dead.

- If I pretend to choke on this,

you call the cops, they come running in,

smack, we take 'em out.

- As plans go-

- Yeah?

- It's very shit.

- This porridge is just
the right consistency.

- If the plan is to get
the police to run in,

then you can just pretend to choke.

You don't need to actually choke yourself

with a porridge of the correct consistency,

you colossal dickhead.

- At least I'm trying.

Aren't you just sitting there sulking.

- I'm not sulking, I am furious with you.

You sold me out.

- You sold me out.

- You did it first.

- You chose to stay with Kate,

instead of coming with me.

- I felt back for her,
okay, it wasn't about you.

- It was, Danny.

End of the day, you chose to have

happy families with Kate,
who isn't even your Kate,

instead of coming with me.

Shouldn't be surprised though,
you never did trust me.

Didn't even trust me
enough to be your best man.

- Oh fucking fuck fuck fuck.

Why are we still talking
about being best man?

Hey.

- Kate?

- So I heard that you handed yourselves in.

- No, no, no, no, you see, you see,

there's been a mistake.

- Ever since we were separated,

I've been tryna find you,
and now here we are,

back home, back where it all started,

and I just feel sad.

We had fun once though, didn't we?

- It's not us, it's not your Danny.

I'm the one you slept with back
on nuclear world, remember?

I was drunk, I had a fur coat.

- That only proves that you
saw me with another Danny.

Just give up.

I know about the evidence,
they found it in your pocket.

- They set us up.

That was probably their plan all along

to con us into coming here,

so that we would take the fall.

- I was at the trial,
so just save me the excuses.

- Milo, leave off, okay.

Kate, you have to listen to me.

We're really similar to the Danny

that you were with,
but you have to understand, okay?

Milo, get off me.

Get off me.

Are you serious?

For Gods sake.

Get up, get up.

- You're doing it wrong, you need to put

pressure under the ribs.

- What, like this?

- For Gods sake, no.

Come here.

- Milo!

- Oh fuck.

- I can get us out of here.

You promise not to do
any of that shit again.

- Yes, yes please.

Let's just get out of here.

- Good job.

- At least I tried.

- Kate, it's not us, you have to believe me.

- Oh my God, you're not him.

- That's what I've been trying to tell you.

- You're the drunk Danny I
slept with in nuclear world.

- Yes!

- The one who lasted five minutes

and fell asleep still inside me.

- Well, I mean-

- That does sound like him.

- But if you're not my Danny,

then that means that my
Danny's still out there

with Milo, dragging our world deeper

and deeper into shit.

Mother fuck!

- So, you'll tell everyone that

we're not the ones you're looking for,

maybe ask them not to execute us tomorrow.

- Yeah, yeah absolutely.

- And you can take us home.

- I can, but I need your help.

My Danny and Milo caused all this,

they deserve to be brought to justice.

- How, I don't understand.

How are two versions of us responsible

for ruining an entire world?

- Because every gateway they open,

every time they jump, they are bleeding

energy from this universe.

- But how can we help?

- Because you're so similar to them,

that's why they chose you,

because you think like they do.

So if you were finally free,
where would you go?

What kind of world?

- Mexico.

- Oh, big bag of weed, yeah.

- Although we'd probably wanna make sure

that our plan actually worked first,

you know, considering all the shit

that we went through,
so we'd probably stay here, yeah.

We'd make sure the versions
of us were put to death.

- We'd be in the crowd.

- So you'd show up in the middle

of a blood thirsty mob,
just to see yourselves die?

- And we'd bring snacks.

- Peperami.

- Spicy one.

- Mild for me.

Cause of his bunghole.

- Do you really think they'll show?

- It's what we'd do.

- So, can we go home now?

- After.

- After, what do you mean after?

- They're not gonna show up

if there's no execution to show up for.

Just be for show.

You'll be led out, and we'll let it carry on

for as long as it takes to find them.

Now, you should probably get some sleep.

It's gonna be fine.

It's gonna be fine.

- Don't talk to me.

- You don't talk to me.

- Fine, let's not talk to each other.

- Great for me.

- Oh, who's still talking?

- Ah, shh!

Bring 'em out!

- Remove the cloth.

- Get back.

- It's like we're Adolf
Hitlers or something.

- As far as they're concerned, we are.

Kill him, hang him up.

Hang him up.

- How long do we have to stand here for,
dude?

You're not gonna kill us, are you?

Huh, 'cause Kate did tell you about the plan,
didn't she?

Did she?

- Hold still.

- Okay, oh shit, shit, shit.

Where's Kate?

Where's Kate?

Where's Kate?

Danny, where is Kate?

- Milo Edwards and Daniel Gates,

you've been found guilty
of quantum genocide.

You shall be hung until you are dead.

- Wait, wait, Kate!

Kate, pull the plug, this isn't working.

- May God have mercy on your souls.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Don't I get some last words?

- Milo Edwards wishes
to say some final words.

Quiet, enough.

- What are you doing?

- Buying us time.

So, I am Milo Edwards.

These are my final words.

I didn't do anything, all right?

I'm not guilty, all right.

All my life, I've been looking for meaning.

See, ever since my gran died,

I've just drifted around,
smoking a lot of weed,

watching a lot of box sets,
and thinking about

doing a lot of stuff,
but never actually doing any stuff.

And then this guy appears with a sword,

and he tries to kill me, and I step through

into another reality,
and all I can think about is,

I wanna go home.

I really, genuinely just wanna go home.

I just wanna get up off my arse
and grab life by the balls.

I've seen all these
different versions of me,

and I've realized that
maybe I'm not that bad.

Maybe, just maybe, someday,
I could be somebody.

Fucking hell,
I didn't expect it to go like that.

- Hang them!

- Wait, don't I get to say anything?

- Nah.

Hang 'em.

- Wait, no, no, don't.

- Sorry mate, sorry for everything.

I love you, pal.

- I love you too.

- What did you say?

- I said I love you.

- We should go.

- Miss me?

- Man down!

Get them, it's them!

- Danny!

- What's going on?

- Fucking Paul.

- Fear not lads,
I'm team Danny and Milo to the end.

Oh you should probably
get out of here actually.

- Fucking Paul, I knew I liked that guy,

unlike Kate, leaving us there to hang.

- There we are!

What're you doing?

- They're from here,
they must know a way out.

- I meant, why are you following me?

I thought it was every man for themself.

- I'm following them.

- I'm following them, that's my thing.

- Well Milo, now really isn't the time.

Oh thank the Lord.

- Jesus Christ, it's cold.

- Very observant.

- What are you doing here?

- What are you doing here?

I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

If anyone was gonna follow us here,

it was gonna be you.

- It's not just us,
there was a hell of a lot of people

chasing us, and when they find that gateway,

you are gonna be in a world of shit.

- The gateways we make,
only us and Kate can use.

Even Callum can't follow us here.

Something to do with the wristbands,

they're prototypes, we recon.

- Hit?

- You set us up!

You wanted us to be hanged
for something that you did.

- Calm down.

- You fuckers!

- You forget, we think the same,
except I'm better.

There you go.

- So what are you gonna do with us?

- Rest up, then we're gonna send you back

to get executed, and then maybe,

maybe we can finally stop looking

over our shoulders, hey?

- So, what are the gateways?

The one from the graveyard, the bunker.

If you already had the wristbands,

why do you need another
way of getting around?

- We don't mean to create them,
they just happen.

Every time we jump a reality,
we create a gateway.

They appear wherever we go,

and we have no idea how to get rid of them.

- Truth is,
we just sort of press the buttons,

hope for the best, aint that right?

There you go.

- Yeah, but what about the clues?

- Wooly mammoth meat?

I can see why these bastards went extinct,

they taste amazing.

- Yeah, but what about the clues?

- We got separated early on.

Him and Kate were together.

I was on my own, so I started leaving clues.

- I followed the trail, we met up,

and we promised we'd never,
ever let that happen again.

So now, whenever we jump, we leave a clue,

and we write it down in our log books.

- Like the ones you left in my jacket.

- They're called fail safes.

- Why here?

Couldn't you have picked a
place less cold and shit.

- There's a button on the wristband

that always brings us back here.

We've no idea why.

It's our default, our home, I guess.

- So how'd you find us?

That was just right time, right universe.

- We were being chased by Callum,

and we got split up.

- Milo came back here,
I ended up on your world,

then soon as I saw you two, I just knew.

We were looking for the perfect us,
and you were it.

When my wristband got hammered,

I told you about Goldenmire.

Most worlds, we left a clue there.

Fucking yes!

Run, Forest.

- I cannot believe you have
never tried mammoth before.

I mean imagine, imagine a spare rib,

crossed with a chicken wing, but bigger.

- So,
if you don't know how to use the wristbands,

how did you find us on nuclear world?

Did you use the gateways?

- Yep, and it was scary shit, but worth it.

We needed a scapegoat,
it was nothing personal.

- What about Callum?

Who the hell is he?

- Your guess is as good as mine, lad.

All we know is that he invented this stuff,

but as to why or how, what he's planning.

Look at that marbling.

That is magnificent.

You really need to get involved with this.

Danny!

- You're the Kate from the last world.

How did you get here?

- Please, please, you have to help us.

You have to help us.

- I'm trying, okay.

The lock's stuck.

- So you found my collection.

- Why are you doing this?

They're prisoners.

- They're the best of the best.

Any time I find a Kate I like,
I bring her back here,

and I just know you of all
people will appreciate.

Never met a Kate I didn't like.

Now, if you run again,
we're gonna cut you up,

and stick you on the barbecue.

- Good effort though, buddy, good effort.

What you grinning about, you dick.

You are responsible for
ruining your own world.

- We never asked to jump
around different realities.

We were just dicking about,

trying not to let that Callum guy hurt us.

I mean, why should we be executed

for just having fun, hey?

- Fun, people are dead.

- People are dead.

- How have you spent the last six years

getting chased by a guy with a sword,

and still know next to
nothing about how or why.

- I think I've heard enough of these two.

- Me too.

- Hey, hey, let's not be hasty, huh?

What about the plan, sending us back, yeah?

Seems like that could take a while.

- Fuck that.

- Playing with yourself again, Milo.

- Kate?

How did you find us?

- I followed you.

- Which ones?

- Does it really matter?

- No.

- Kate, you're here.

- Back off.

I'm taking you back and I'm handing you in.

- To be killed?

Why?

- Because you left me behind.

- No we didn't, that was an accident.

- It was no accident, Danny.

Milo left me stranded.

- Is that true?

- I was.

- Go on, tell him.

- She was ruining it.

Danny, she kept talking about going home.

- Is it weird that I feel
like we're intruding?

- All right, we have been living
it up since we ditched her.

Remember the money we made in Vegas,

the twins in naked world.

- I could have died.

I really wish you hadn't done that, Milo.

- What have you done?

I thought we were friends.

- Jesus Christ, Danny.

I'm still handing you in.

- I missed you, Kate.

Without you, it just, it wasn't the same.

Milo deserved that.

Without you in my life,
I had to turn to others,

which means, sadly,
I no longer have any use for you.

- Jesus, this version of me is a psycho.

Go Kate, go on.

Get him in the head,
in the head, in the head.

In the other man, go!

- I don't wanna do this, Kate.

I can't.

I can't hurt you.

Take me back.

Take me back home.

- Don't, I'm lying, don't!

- Oh, I really am sorry.

My one, true shit for brains.

Girls, can we just not be hasty.

- Hold on.

- Just like that, we're home.

- Just like that.

- How do we know?

- Well,
it's warm and there's no one tryna kill us.

It'll do.

Don't know about you guys,

but I could do with a beer.

- Definitely.

- Yeah, come on then.

- Can I see you inside?

- Oh right yeah, of course.

Usual?

- Yeah.

So, this is it.

- Yep.

- Hey, how can you use a wristband

and jump wherever you want,
but other us had no idea?

- You guys never did.

- Right, that does sound like us.

- Can I help you?

- No, no, no.

No thanks.

- But I still don't understand,
what about Callum.

Who is he?

How did he make the wristbands?

And what the actual fuck is going on?

- But it's over.

You're home.

You don't have to worry about this anymore,

unless, you could come with me.

- What?

- I know that my world's a scary place,

but I have to go back to return this,

and let them know it's over.

- Look, what we shared was-

- Brief.

- But nice.

- Very nice.

- But I have a Kate of my own,

and I'm supposed to be marrying her.

- Even though you cheated on her?

- It's complicated.

- Well, I'll see you around, shit face.

- Laters, tunaveg.

- Where are they?

Where are Milo and Danny?

Where did you take them?

Okay.

This would have been much easier

if you just told me where to find them.

- You're the original Callum.

You won't find the Milo
and Danny from this planet.

They died.

- Then they can't be the
ones I'm looking for.

- So.

- Yep.

- That was weird.

- Yep.

We should probably talk, I guess.

- As much as we are doing right now.

- I mean-

- I know.

But I know what you mean.

- We've saved each other's lives,

we've sold each other out,

and this shit, I honestly don't know.

Are we friends anymore?

- I mean, it's been tough,
but I don't see why-

- 12th of May.

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

- What, what, what, what, what?

- My wedding's tomorrow.

Kate's gonna be worried sick.

- Kate again.

I thought you wanted to talk.

- Danny!

Danny, where, where've you been?

- God, I missed you so much.

I know it sounds crazy.

- Just a bit.

- Look, I wish I had something to show you,

you know,
something that would prove it, but.

Thank you.

- I thought maybe you just ran away,

that the engagement party was too much

and you couldn't handle it.

Why else would Milo disappear
at exactly the same time?

- That's not what happened.

- Danny, do you still wanna get married?

- What?

- I mean, you asked me,
and I'm happy that you did,

but we've never actually talked about it,

we've never actually sat down and said,

is this what we want?

- Are you saying that you
don't want to get married?

- No, no, no, I'm just,
I'm saying I've had doubts.

- All of this crazy shit that I've seen,

it's made me realize how lucky I am.

I do want to marry you,
I want that more than anything.

- Then just tell me the truth.

Stop all this crazy stuff
about parallel worlds.

Just tell me where you've been.

Has there been someone else?

Have you cheated on me?

- Technically no.

I need to speak with Kate.

- Milo.

- No, no, no.

Kate, Danny chose you.

He chose you over me,

and it has bothered me for a long time-

- Milo, look,
this is really not a great time.

- Just listen.

I've done some thinking,
and this is what I'm thinking.

I want us to get along, okay,

because I've seen what
happens when we don't,

so me and you need to
find a way to get along,

and like each other, hm?

- What do you mean that you
technically cheated on me?

- Oh, so that's what you mean
by this isn't a great time.

- Go, now, go, go, get out.

- What is going on?

- These two-

- I'm sorry.

- Have been trespassing, haven't you, boys?

Passing through the fabric of reality.

Watching what happens when
different decisions are made.

It's all about choice, isn't it?

Very well.

- If you're gonna kill us,

just do it, stop talking shit.

- No, no, no, please don't, please don't.

- Don't do that, don't do that.

- I don't wanna kill you,
I wanna find something out.

I want to test you.

I want you to choose.

Whose life do you save,
your best friend, or your fiance?

- Why, why do you want me to choose?

- Because I want to.

- Because I want to.

- Because I want to.

- No, no, I'm not doing it.

- I know you're gonna choose Kate,
it's fine.

- No, it's not fine.

He'll choose you, like he always does,

just like he did after our engagement party.

- Oh, every reality we go to,

all he's blabbing on about is,

"Oh Kate, where's Kate?"

- And at home,
all he ever talks about is Milo,

Milo this and Milo that.

- This is entertaining,
but I don't have all day,

so let's put a little clock on this,
shall we?

10, nine, eight.

- I don't wanna die.

- Seven.

Choose Danny, one will die, choose.

Six.

Five.

Four.

Three.

Two.

Danny?

- I'm sorry we had to do it like this.

- It's true, man, the prophecy come true.

- Oh fuck sticks.

What is going on?

You left me to fucking die.