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? Hello, world, hear
the song that we're singin'
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? Come on, get happy
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? A whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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? We'll make you happy
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? We had a dream
we'd go travelin' together
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? And spread a little lovin',
then we'd keep movin' on
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? Somethin' always happens
whenever we're together
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? We get a happy feelin'
when we're singin' a song
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? Travelin' along there's
a song that we're singin'
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? Come on, get happy
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? A whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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? We'll make you happy
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? We'll make you happy
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? We'll make you happy ?
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Danny, honey. No.
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What do you mean "no"? I
haven't even asked you anything yet.
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Whenever you put your arm
around me and say, "Danny, honey,"
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I know it's got to be a no.
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I think he's got your number.
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But, you see, I
promised to baby-sit
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with the Wilson
kids this weekend.
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And now I've been
invited to go skiing.
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In that case, I'll
do it. You will?
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Sure, I'll go skiing for you.
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Danny, please?
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No way. Not the Wilson kids.
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You'd... You'd make
a dollar an hour.
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No, thanks. Five kids?
That's only 20 cents a monster.
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(SIGHS) You're looking
at Keith Partridge.
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Speaking to the world
from high atop cloud nine.
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I'll pay you extra. Please?
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I'm not interested.
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Sometimes you search a
lifetime and never find it.
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And sometimes, if you're lucky,
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you find it in your youth.
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Danny, this ski trip
means so much to...
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Not to me.
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Will you guys listen? Mom.
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Isn't anybody going to ask
me why I'm feeling so good?
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You're in love.
(SIGHS) I'm in love.
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Still or again?
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With yourself or someone else?
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This family has no heart.
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I know. I just learned
that from Danny.
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All right, tell us all about it.
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(SIGHS)
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Karen Bailey, a
transfer from Ohio.
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Hazel eyes, silky blond hair.
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You know, I am so happy for you.
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Keith, honey. What
does she want?
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She's trying to hook you into
doing some baby-sitting for her.
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Forget it. Thanks.
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I'll do the same
for you someday.
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Was it love at first
sight for Karen, too?
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Well, that's what I hope
to find out at the party.
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What party?
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The one my wonderful, understanding
mother doesn't know about yet
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that I'm having
here, Friday night.
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Oh, well, at least I
have two days' warning.
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The last time you told
me how understanding
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and wonderful I was,
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the guests were
coming in the front door.
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(PHONE RINGING) I'll get it.
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Hello?
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Yes, this is the
Partridge residence.
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Uh-huh. Yeah,
he's here. Who is it?
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Just some girl named Karen.
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Give me that phone, you
mealy-mouthed munchkin!
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Hi, Karen.
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Hi! I just wanted to check
what time the party starts.
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Oh, about 7:00.
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Good! I'm looking forward to it.
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Great. I'll see you then.
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In fact...
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Why don't I come
by and pick you up?
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Hmm?
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Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
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Yeah. Right, I'll see you then.
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Bye.
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What happened?
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(SIGHS)
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She's bringing a date.
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Keith, don't jump!
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She isn't worth it.
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Get lost.
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Relax. I've solved your dilemma.
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You want my free
idea or my dollar idea?
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Neither one.
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My free idea is this,
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when Karen's date gets here,
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you turn on the dance music
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and then you nail
his shoes to the floor.
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Will you get out of here?
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You haven't heard my
dollar idea. I'm not interested.
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You do want to win
Karen over, don't you?
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(SIGHS)
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Okay, let's have the idea.
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Let's have the dollar.
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Okay, give.
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Okay. What does any girl want
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more than her boyfriend?
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I give up. What?
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Somebody else's boyfriend.
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Hmm?
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Bring another date,
a real knockout.
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That is the world's
oldest dodge.
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Love is the world's oldest game.
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You're right. I'll try it.
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Hey, that's my dollar.
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No, that's the world's
second oldest game.
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(SIGHS)
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Yeah, okay, Sue.
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No, I know it's
kind of late notice.
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Yeah, have fun ice
skating. Okay, bye.
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Did you bum out again?
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Don't you have something to do?
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Why is Nancy scratched out?
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She caught me
dating her roommate.
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Why is Margaret scratched out?
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That's Nancy's roommate.
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Claire? Claire
Carter, how are you?
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I haven't seen you
since high school.
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Why, Keith, hi.
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Gee, it's been a long
time. What's new?
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Oh, nothing much.
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Hi. Mind if I sit down?
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If you wish. Thank you.
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My name's Keith Partridge.
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I know.
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You do?
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We went to junior high together.
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Oh, sure! Sure! I
thought I recognized you.
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I sat next to you for a
whole year in history class.
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I had a big crush on you.
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(CHUCKLES)
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You did?
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I was skinny and wore braces.
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And the only time
you ever spoke to me
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was to borrow my homework.
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Yeah, well, you
certainly have changed.
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(CLEARS THROAT) Look...
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How would you like to go
to a party this Friday night?
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I've been waiting five
years for this moment.
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You have? Yes.
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Buzz off!
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(SIGHS) If I'd known
about this earlier,
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I would have put
a stop to it then.
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Yeah, but, Mom...
Keith, it's wrong.
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You don't ask a girl out to
make another one jealous.
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If your date found out
about it, she'd be humiliated.
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Yeah, I guess you're right.
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Boy, am I going to look
like a loser to Karen.
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I can't even get a
date for my own party.
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Hi. Hi, honey.
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Wait a minute.
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Turn around.
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What's the matter?
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Nothing, nothing. Turn
around the other way.
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Why?
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Let me see your profile.
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What is this?
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You're pretty. What?
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You know, I never
thought about it before,
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but you're very pretty.
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I hope you're not thinking
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what I think you're thinking.
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Mom, it's perfect.
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She's pretty, and
she'd be in on it,
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so I wouldn't have to worry
about hurting her feelings.
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Well, that's true.
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Besides, I'm desperate.
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Ask her for me,
will you? Oh, no.
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Ask her what?
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Look, this is between
the two of you,
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so just count me out.
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From now on, I'm
just a spectator.
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What are you talking about?
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Laurie, honey. No.
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Now, wait a minute.
Let me finish.
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How would you like to
be my date for the party?
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Your date? Yeah.
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Nobody who's coming knows you.
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Don't say no until
you think about it.
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Oh, I am thinking about it,
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and I'm getting sick.
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Wait a minute. Come on,
I'm asking you as a favor.
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I need a date for the party.
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(CLICKS TONGUE)
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Well, let me see. Turn around.
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Come on. Turn around.
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Let me see your profile.
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No, forget it. I have
my own problem.
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What could be more
important than this?
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I can't go skiing unless I find
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someone to baby-sit
for the Wilsons.
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Say, maybe we
can work out a deal.
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Me, baby-sit?
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(SCOFFS)
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Me, date that profile?
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(SCOFFS)
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BOTH: Deal!
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Hey, how about some slow stuff,
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so you can cuddle
up and dance close?
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With my sister?
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Look, if you're going
to pull this thing off,
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you got to forget
she's your sister.
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Think "date," not "sister."
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Hi, Keith.
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Oh, hi, Karen! Meet my sister...
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Meet my brother Danny.
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Hi. Hi.
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Well, you know, I'm
glad you phoned because
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after I invited
you to the party,
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I got to thinking that you
might have misunderstood
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that you'd be with me.
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Of course, he has a date.
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Well, I'll see you tonight.
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She's a real knockout.
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Well, you know... Do I know her?
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No, no, I don't think so.
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She's from out of town.
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Yeah, right, she's
from out of town.
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She's one of those
beautiful Southern girls.
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Oh!
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(CHUCKLES)
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You know the type,
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sweet, clinging vine. Yeah.
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Of course, she's very nice,
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considering that her
father owns half of Alabama.
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Danny...
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Well, she certainly sounds
interesting. What's her name?
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Laurie. Belle!
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Yes, Lauriebelle.
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Lauriebelle? Lauriebelle?
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You're out of your
cotton-picking mind.
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But it wasn't my
idea, it was Danny's.
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Well good, then Danny
can be Lauriebelle
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and that'll really give
you something to explain.
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Come on, Laurie.
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I will not spend the whole night
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pretending to be
a Southern belle.
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But you promised to be my date.
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Didn't she, Mom? Well, yes.
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Well, Mom, who's
side are you on?
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I'm not on anybody's side.
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I won't do it.
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Okay, okay forget
it. I understand.
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You do? Oh, sure.
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I couldn't expect you
to do something like that
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any more than you
could expect me
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to baby-sit for those five kids.
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Oh, now, wait a minute, you
made a deal, didn't he, Mom?
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Deal me out.
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But I want to go
skiing, it's not fair.
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All's fair in love and war.
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I will not show up
as a Southern belle.
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No show, no snow.
260
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,554
(SIGHING)
261
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:49,657
(IN SOUTHERN ACCENT)
Lauriebelle Culpepper at your service, sir.
262
00:11:49,725 --> 00:11:51,925
Just don't ham it up too much.
263
00:11:54,564 --> 00:11:56,464
(SIGHS)
264
00:11:56,533 --> 00:11:58,110
You aren't really going
to go through with this,
265
00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,400
are you, Laurie?
266
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:00,934
Why, Mama,
267
00:12:01,003 --> 00:12:03,771
I'm just a little, old
helpless Southern girl
268
00:12:03,839 --> 00:12:05,406
who's just going to sit back
269
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,875
and let her escort wait on her.
270
00:12:07,943 --> 00:12:09,410
Hand and foot.
271
00:12:13,949 --> 00:12:15,716
Aren't you ready yet?
272
00:12:15,785 --> 00:12:17,751
Now, honey, we Southern girls
273
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:20,521
would never be caught
dead being on time.
274
00:12:20,590 --> 00:12:22,990
Besides, I don't
know what to wear
275
00:12:23,059 --> 00:12:24,858
until I receive my corsage.
276
00:12:24,927 --> 00:12:26,126
(SCOFFS)
277
00:12:26,196 --> 00:12:28,996
Corsage? Nobody
wears a corsage anymore.
278
00:12:29,065 --> 00:12:30,964
We Southern belles do.
279
00:12:31,033 --> 00:12:32,778
And while you're at
it, would you stop off
280
00:12:32,802 --> 00:12:35,414
at the drug store and
pick up some lilac water?
281
00:12:35,438 --> 00:12:37,037
Lilac water?
282
00:12:37,106 --> 00:12:40,074
Better hurry, honey. Karen
will be here in 15 minutes.
283
00:12:44,914 --> 00:12:46,414
Well, you heard her, go get it.
284
00:12:46,482 --> 00:12:47,748
Why me?
285
00:12:47,817 --> 00:12:49,950
Because you made
her what she is today.
286
00:12:53,456 --> 00:12:54,689
(SIGHING)
287
00:12:57,660 --> 00:12:59,360
(DOORBELL DINGS)
288
00:13:04,234 --> 00:13:06,754
Hi, Karen. Hi.
Keith, this is George.
289
00:13:06,802 --> 00:13:09,648
Keith, nice to meet
you. George. Come on in.
290
00:13:09,672 --> 00:13:12,206
Everybody, this is
Karen and George.
291
00:13:12,275 --> 00:13:13,752
Karen and George,
this is everybody.
292
00:13:13,776 --> 00:13:16,644
Hi. Where's Lauriebelle?
293
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,257
She hasn't arrived yet.
294
00:13:18,281 --> 00:13:20,180
Oh! Enjoy yourselves.
295
00:13:21,117 --> 00:13:23,384
Hi. I got it.
296
00:13:23,453 --> 00:13:25,419
Where's Laurie? Still upstairs.
297
00:13:25,488 --> 00:13:27,233
How is she going to come down
and show up at the front door
298
00:13:27,257 --> 00:13:28,834
without everybody seeing her?
299
00:13:28,858 --> 00:13:30,658
I've got an idea. It's perfect.
300
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:33,527
What is it? That'll
be $2, please.
301
00:13:33,796 --> 00:13:35,563
$2?
302
00:13:35,632 --> 00:13:37,865
One from before and one for now.
303
00:13:49,279 --> 00:13:51,746
Oh, hi, Mr. Kincaid.
You're just in time.
304
00:13:51,814 --> 00:13:53,892
You want to step outside
and help me with the ladder?
305
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,476
Ladder. What do
you need a ladder for?
306
00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:00,220
The window. Laurie's
window is stuck.
307
00:14:01,123 --> 00:14:02,890
Danny, be careful!
308
00:14:04,394 --> 00:14:05,959
You, too, Reuben.
309
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:14,368
Keith, did you get stood up?
310
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:17,037
Yeah, where's Lauriebelle?
311
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,717
She's on her way
over. She just called.
312
00:14:18,741 --> 00:14:20,152
(DOORBELL DINGS) Oh, good.
313
00:14:20,176 --> 00:14:21,909
DANNY: That should be her.
314
00:14:21,977 --> 00:14:23,977
Excuse me. Mmm-hmm.
315
00:14:28,651 --> 00:14:30,618
(IN SOUTHERN
ACCENT) Keith, darlin'.
316
00:14:30,687 --> 00:14:33,354
I'm so sorry I'm late.
317
00:14:33,423 --> 00:14:35,556
I guess I should have called.
318
00:14:38,828 --> 00:14:43,263
My goodness, don't
you look handsome?
319
00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:47,535
Oh, my land, what a charming
little cottage you have here.
320
00:14:47,603 --> 00:14:50,571
Oh, where's the main house?
321
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:54,408
(CHUCKLES) Oh, and such
delightful looking company.
322
00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:57,144
Take care of the cab
driver, would you, sugar?
323
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,484
Sugar, the taxi?
324
00:15:07,357 --> 00:15:09,301
Is that really Laurie?
325
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:10,691
Uh-huh.
326
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:14,094
Just your plain, ordinary,
everyday cotton heiress.
327
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,375
Where did she get the outfit?
328
00:15:16,399 --> 00:15:18,899
Well, she got the gloves from me
329
00:15:18,968 --> 00:15:20,379
and the dress from a bridesmaid,
330
00:15:20,403 --> 00:15:23,270
and the petticoat's
from the Salvation Army.
331
00:15:25,441 --> 00:15:28,961
My life's in your
hands. Don't blow it.
332
00:15:31,381 --> 00:15:33,647
Lauriebelle, this
is Karen Bailey.
333
00:15:33,716 --> 00:15:35,026
Nice to meet you, Karen.
334
00:15:35,050 --> 00:15:36,450
Hi, Lauriebelle.
335
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:37,885
And...
336
00:15:37,953 --> 00:15:39,898
George Parkington.
Mr. Parkington.
337
00:15:39,922 --> 00:15:42,133
What part of the
South are you from?
338
00:15:42,157 --> 00:15:43,657
Mobile, Alabama.
339
00:15:43,726 --> 00:15:45,804
No kidding. I spent
a lot of time there.
340
00:15:45,828 --> 00:15:47,595
Oh?
341
00:15:47,663 --> 00:15:50,141
Well, we moved when I
was just an itty bitty child.
342
00:15:50,165 --> 00:15:53,545
Daddy wanted to reconstruct
the old family plantation,
343
00:15:53,569 --> 00:15:55,068
Magnolia Hill.
344
00:15:55,971 --> 00:15:57,237
Yes.
345
00:15:57,306 --> 00:15:59,339
Shall we go get some punch?
346
00:15:59,409 --> 00:16:02,276
I'd love some punch.
347
00:16:02,344 --> 00:16:05,713
Sugarplum, would you all
get little old me some punch?
348
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,649
Punch.
349
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:11,318
Of course. Anything
you want, I'll do.
350
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,520
I know.
351
00:16:14,490 --> 00:16:17,491
Oh, Keith is such a darling boy.
352
00:16:18,795 --> 00:16:20,360
How's it going?
353
00:16:20,430 --> 00:16:23,831
Compared to Laurie, Scarlett
O'Hara sounded like a Yankee.
354
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,905
I'll be right back, I'll
just take these chips in.
355
00:16:30,973 --> 00:16:33,040
Feed them to Laurie,
the more she eats,
356
00:16:33,108 --> 00:16:34,708
the less she'll talk.
357
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,192
Well, it's hard to believe
the way you've hammed it up,
358
00:16:41,216 --> 00:16:42,828
but we're getting away with it.
359
00:16:42,852 --> 00:16:44,718
Of course, honey child.
360
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,159
Hi, Mom.
361
00:16:52,227 --> 00:16:54,027
Mom? Is this your mother?
362
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:56,875
(EXCLAIMS) All of a
sudden, I feel a bit faint.
363
00:16:56,899 --> 00:16:58,298
Excuse me.
364
00:16:59,669 --> 00:17:02,570
Karen, meet Mother Culpepper.
365
00:17:03,172 --> 00:17:04,172
Hi!
366
00:17:07,142 --> 00:17:08,887
She arrived earlier, you know.
367
00:17:08,911 --> 00:17:12,391
An old friend of the family.
Right, Mom Culpepper?
368
00:17:14,884 --> 00:17:17,050
(IN SOUTHERN
ACCENT) Why, of course.
369
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,820
I declare, I've known
this little old boy
370
00:17:19,889 --> 00:17:23,123
since he was knee
high to a boll weevil.
371
00:17:23,192 --> 00:17:24,792
Excuse me, please.
372
00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:33,300
(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
373
00:17:42,612 --> 00:17:43,878
(LAURIE GASPS)
374
00:17:43,946 --> 00:17:45,880
What are you doing?
375
00:17:45,948 --> 00:17:47,693
Smile. Karen's watching.
376
00:17:47,717 --> 00:17:49,349
(CHUCKLING)
377
00:17:51,554 --> 00:17:53,921
How can I smile
if I can't breathe?
378
00:17:55,290 --> 00:17:57,124
Whisper in my ear.
379
00:17:57,192 --> 00:18:00,639
Where did you get that
awful shaving lotion?
380
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:02,307
You gave it to me for Christmas.
381
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,931
(LAURIE LAUGHING)
382
00:18:11,140 --> 00:18:14,608
Now, stop that, you rascal.
383
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:16,755
George, wouldn't you like
to dance with Lauriebelle?
384
00:18:16,779 --> 00:18:19,379
Huh? Oh, uh... Yeah.
385
00:18:19,448 --> 00:18:22,449
Oh! Now, isn't this just fun?
386
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:25,664
But I'm going to keep
my eye on you two.
387
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:27,154
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
388
00:18:27,222 --> 00:18:28,923
She's so possessive.
389
00:18:33,062 --> 00:18:34,494
Good night.
390
00:18:34,564 --> 00:18:36,404
Night. Night.
391
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,365
See you.
392
00:18:38,434 --> 00:18:40,715
I had a wonderful time, Keith.
393
00:18:40,770 --> 00:18:43,170
Great. I'm glad. I really did.
394
00:18:43,238 --> 00:18:44,716
In fact, I'm planning
a little get together
395
00:18:44,740 --> 00:18:45,884
at my house, Tuesday night.
396
00:18:45,908 --> 00:18:47,575
Can you come?
397
00:18:47,643 --> 00:18:49,476
Oh, I'd love to.
398
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,244
Oh, good.
399
00:18:51,313 --> 00:18:53,614
I got your purse.
400
00:18:53,683 --> 00:18:56,850
Keith, thank you. Okay. George,
it was very nice meeting you.
401
00:18:56,919 --> 00:18:58,719
Bye. Bye, Lauriebelle.
402
00:18:59,822 --> 00:19:01,288
Bye-bye, sugar.
403
00:19:05,194 --> 00:19:07,061
(SIGHING)
404
00:19:07,129 --> 00:19:09,729
(IN SOUTHERN ACCENT) You
can come out now, Mama Culpepper.
405
00:19:10,532 --> 00:19:13,400
My Mother Culpepper
days are over.
406
00:19:13,469 --> 00:19:15,881
I'm sorry I got you into it,
Mom, but it just slipped out.
407
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,806
I wish I had slipped out of
this house about two hours ago.
408
00:19:18,874 --> 00:19:22,375
But you saved the day. She's
invited me to her house on Tuesday.
409
00:19:22,444 --> 00:19:24,979
I mean, do I know how to
handle women or don't I?
410
00:19:25,047 --> 00:19:26,880
Let's face it, if there's
one thing I know,
411
00:19:26,949 --> 00:19:28,849
it's the psychology
of the female mind.
412
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,684
(DOORBELL DINGS)
413
00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:32,720
Wonder who that could be.
414
00:19:35,224 --> 00:19:37,658
Oh, Keith, about Tuesday night,
415
00:19:37,727 --> 00:19:39,304
I should have mentioned
Lauriebelle and her mother
416
00:19:39,328 --> 00:19:40,894
are welcome to come over, too.
417
00:19:40,963 --> 00:19:42,096
We are?
418
00:19:42,164 --> 00:19:45,799
(IN SOUTHERN ACCENT)
I mean, how delightful.
419
00:19:45,868 --> 00:19:47,467
Why, thanks to little old Keith,
420
00:19:47,536 --> 00:19:50,771
life is just one big
surprise after another.
421
00:19:51,473 --> 00:19:52,806
Yes.
422
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:55,776
It's supposed to be a
secret, but I can tell you.
423
00:19:55,845 --> 00:19:58,606
George and I are going to
announce our engagement.
424
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,581
Engagement?
425
00:20:01,651 --> 00:20:03,361
I made George so
jealous by dancing with you
426
00:20:03,385 --> 00:20:05,119
that he proposed to me.
427
00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:13,027
Oh. Oh, Keith,
428
00:20:13,095 --> 00:20:15,228
I don't know how to thank you.
429
00:20:16,198 --> 00:20:18,298
My pleasure.
430
00:20:18,367 --> 00:20:20,300
Bye. Bye, now.
431
00:20:28,210 --> 00:20:31,178
Now, what were we talkin' about?
432
00:20:31,246 --> 00:20:34,581
Well, I do believe
little old Keith
433
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:38,585
was explaining the
psychology of the female mind.
434
00:20:42,124 --> 00:20:46,293
? Ooh, ooh, ooh
435
00:20:47,963 --> 00:20:50,164
? Da, da, da
436
00:20:53,535 --> 00:20:57,004
? You tell me you
are through with him
437
00:20:57,073 --> 00:21:00,908
? You'll soon be
free just to be with me
438
00:21:00,976 --> 00:21:03,043
? So I'll stay by the phone
439
00:21:05,915 --> 00:21:09,083
? I'm waiting
every night at home
440
00:21:09,151 --> 00:21:11,752
? Watching TV shows and honey
441
00:21:11,821 --> 00:21:15,789
? Heaven knows, I'm always alone
442
00:21:18,594 --> 00:21:20,728
? Though you never call me
443
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:25,632
? I keep on loving you
444
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:29,603
? Hoping that if I do,
you're gonna love me, too
445
00:21:29,671 --> 00:21:33,841
? And I won't
have to wait too long
446
00:21:33,909 --> 00:21:36,744
? But how long is too long?
447
00:21:36,812 --> 00:21:38,445
? How long is too long?
448
00:21:38,513 --> 00:21:41,348
? I've got to know, you're
making me lose my mind
449
00:21:41,416 --> 00:21:44,718
? How long is too long?
450
00:21:44,787 --> 00:21:46,319
? How long is too long?
451
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:50,023
? Baby, I've been
waiting a long, long time
452
00:21:50,092 --> 00:21:52,492
? Hung on for so long
453
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:53,994
? Hung on for so long
454
00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:57,831
? Hoping everything
will turn out okay
455
00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,900
? How long is too long?
456
00:21:59,969 --> 00:22:01,635
? How long is too long?
457
00:22:01,703 --> 00:22:06,106
? To sit around and
wait till you come my way
458
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:12,880
? I see you walking
around with him
459
00:22:12,948 --> 00:22:16,750
? Holding hands and making plans
460
00:22:16,819 --> 00:22:18,618
? You're never apart
461
00:22:21,623 --> 00:22:24,624
? I see the way you look at him
462
00:22:24,693 --> 00:22:28,628
? When you're in a crowd,
I know it makes him proud
463
00:22:28,697 --> 00:22:30,931
? While it's breaking my heart
464
00:22:33,669 --> 00:22:35,969
? And all the time you tell me
465
00:22:37,239 --> 00:22:39,472
? I keep on loving you
466
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:44,611
? And if I do, you're
gonna love me, too
467
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:48,648
? And I won't
have to wait too long
468
00:22:48,717 --> 00:22:51,285
? But how long is too long?
469
00:22:51,353 --> 00:22:52,920
? How long is too long?
470
00:22:52,988 --> 00:22:56,790
? Got to know, you're
making me lose my mind
471
00:22:56,859 --> 00:22:58,792
? How long is too long?
472
00:22:58,861 --> 00:23:00,560
? How long is too long?
473
00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:04,464
? To sit around and wait
till you come my way ?
474
00:23:09,171 --> 00:23:11,071
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
475
00:23:27,589 --> 00:23:29,768
(IN SOUTHERN ACCENT) I
hope it isn't too cold up there.
476
00:23:29,792 --> 00:23:32,492
We Southern girls aren't
used to all that snow.
477
00:23:32,561 --> 00:23:34,295
Will you stop rubbing it in?
478
00:23:34,363 --> 00:23:35,841
Personally, I never
want to go through
479
00:23:35,865 --> 00:23:37,031
anything like that again.
480
00:23:37,099 --> 00:23:38,999
Is that understood?
481
00:23:39,068 --> 00:23:40,134
Understood.
482
00:23:40,203 --> 00:23:41,969
Thank you, Mother.
483
00:23:42,038 --> 00:23:43,715
(IN SOUTHERN ACCENT) Would
you hand me my little old ski poles?
484
00:23:43,739 --> 00:23:45,906
Will you cut it
out? It's all over.
485
00:23:45,975 --> 00:23:47,107
(CHUCKLES)
486
00:23:47,176 --> 00:23:48,742
That's what you think.
487
00:23:48,811 --> 00:23:51,478
Remember that cute little
old Ralph at your party?
488
00:23:51,547 --> 00:23:53,058
Hmm? Well...
489
00:23:53,082 --> 00:23:56,116
He's going on the ski trip, too.
490
00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:58,319
I'm stuck with this accent.
491
00:23:58,387 --> 00:23:59,720
(LAUGHING)
492
00:24:02,424 --> 00:24:03,969
Yeah, well, at least
you get to go skiing.
493
00:24:03,993 --> 00:24:05,871
I'm stuck baby-sitting.
494
00:24:05,895 --> 00:24:07,328
A bargain is a bargain.
495
00:24:07,396 --> 00:24:09,441
But five of them, all monsters.
496
00:24:09,465 --> 00:24:13,100
Oh, they're nice kids. They
won't give you any trouble.
497
00:24:13,169 --> 00:24:16,203
Billy's 14, and Margie's 12.
498
00:24:16,272 --> 00:24:18,205
The triplets are six months.
499
00:24:18,274 --> 00:24:20,140
Triplets?
500
00:24:20,209 --> 00:24:22,087
Six months? This
whole thing is your fault!
501
00:24:22,111 --> 00:24:24,056
You and your dumb ideas!
502
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,046
Anyone can come
up with a dumb idea,
503
00:24:26,115 --> 00:24:28,983
but it takes a real
numbskull to listen to it.
504
00:24:37,994 --> 00:24:39,371
(IN SOUTHERN ACCENT)
Y'all know what I'm thinking,
505
00:24:39,395 --> 00:24:40,928
Lauriebelle honey?
506
00:24:40,997 --> 00:24:42,741
What, Mother Culpepper?
507
00:24:42,765 --> 00:24:45,966
I'm thinking the Partridges
are a nice family to visit,
508
00:24:46,035 --> 00:24:48,302
but I wouldn't
want to live here.
509
00:24:49,872 --> 00:24:51,638
(BOTH LAUGHING)
510
00:24:52,305 --> 00:25:52,807
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