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♪ Hello, world, hear
the song that we're singin'
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♪ come on, get happy
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♪ a whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we had a dream
we'd go travelin' together
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♪ and spread a little lovin'
then we'd keep movin' on
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♪ somethin' always happens
whenever we're together
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♪ we get a happy feelin'
when we're singin' a song
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♪ travelin' along there's
a song that we're singin'
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♪ come on, get happy
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♪ a whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ You can be what you
feel life is a Ferris wheel
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♪ come take a ride
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♪ it's on the inside ♪
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What are you doing here?
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I live here.
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Don't remind me.
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Look, i have to ask
you guys a question.
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And i want your honest opinion.
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I can take the truth.
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Well, what do you think?
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Well, i think cyd charisse
has nothing to worry about.
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Who's he?
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Forget it.
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Well, the question is, what
do you think of my body?
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Tell you the truth, danny,
i don't think about it much.
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Well, gloria hickey
does. She says i'm fat.
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Oh, that's ridiculous, Danny.
you're not fat. right, keith?
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Well, i wouldn't say...
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(Clears throat) Uh, i
wouldn't say he's fat, either.
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Husky, maybe.
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Yeah, you do have large bones.
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Keith: that's it. Large bones.
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Now do you feel better?
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Wait a minute. You guys
didn't think i was upset, did you?
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I mean, i never doubted
my body for a second.
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I just needed witnesses.
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If i were fat, i'd be the
first one to know about it.
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(Pants ripping)
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I'm fat. i knew it. Gloria
hickey's never wrong.
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Well, i never thought
i'd live to see it.
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Danny partridge going
without food for 10 minutes.
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Go ahead and laugh,
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but no food will pass these lips
till i have lost five ugly pounds.
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You could do that
by getting a haircut.
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(Laughs)
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Okay, have your fun,
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but no matter what you
say, you can't hurt me.
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Danny, pass the garlic bread.
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That hurt me.
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Danny, what's all this
nonsense about dieting?
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Gloria hickey says i'll be the
only one at her swimming party
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with a natural inner tube.
I've got to lose weight.
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Honey, don't be
silly. You're not fat.
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That's what we tried to tell
him, but he saw right through us.
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Danny, dinner's over
and you didn't eat a thing.
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Do i look any thinner?
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No. just unhappier.
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Honey, is losing weight
really that important to you?
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Yes. if i don't lose weight,
gloria hickey won't like me.
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Oh, i'm sure gloria hickey's going
to like you even if you're husky.
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Well, she may like me, but she'll
go to the party with someone else.
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Besides, mom, if you can't lose
weight for the woman you love,
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who can you lose it for?
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Okay, if you have
to lose weight,
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you're not going to do
it by starving to death.
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I'll put you on a sensible diet.
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A sensible diet?
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Yes.
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Does that mean i can eat?
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Yes.
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Uh... a sensible diet doesn't
mean spaghetti and garlic bread.
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It doesn't? No.
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It means celery, cottage
cheese and fresh vegetables.
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I hope gloria hickey
appreciates this.
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Boy, this diet's been
murder. But i must admit,
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i feel a hundred percent better.
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How much do you
think you lost, danny?
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Four, maybe five pounds.
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Honey, that's an awful lot
of weight to lose in one week.
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Yeah, but you know me, mom,
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when i put my mind to something,
the results are usually phenomenal.
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I have a feeling all that fat
he's losing is going to his head.
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Step on the scale, danny.
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All right.
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Here we go. Slippers.
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Are you sure you haven't
forgotten anything?
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Oh, yeah, thanks
for reminding me.
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Danny, you've
gained four pounds.
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With all that torture
and starvation?
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How could it happen?
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Danny,
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i'm afraid the scale doesn't
weigh human suffering.
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Are you sure you
stuck to that diet?
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Positive, mom. I only
ate what you gave me.
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You didn't cheat?
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No. that's what i meant
by torture and starvation.
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If it hadn't been for my
energy food, i would have died.
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Keith: your energy food?
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Yeah, everybody knows you can't
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operate on low blood sugar.
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Sure, everybody knows that.
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And that's why i had to have
something sweet, every now and then.
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And, how often is
every now and then?
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Too often?
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Danny, you're just
going to have to face it.
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There isn't a diet that
includes candy bars and tacos.
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I don't understand.
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Where's my metabolism
when i need it.
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Not working out, huh?
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Now, i didn't
think it would last.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Oh, nothing. I was
just thinking out loud.
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Reuben, what do
you mean by that?
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Nothing personal
of course, danny,
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but dieting takes
a little something
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a kid like you
just doesn't have.
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And what's that?
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Willpower.
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Something that
comes with maturity.
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You mean that willpower
is no problem for you?
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That's right. Rock of gibraltar.
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And you can give up any
bad habit that you want to.
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No trouble at all.
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What about smoking?
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I could quit any
time i wanted to.
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What about now?
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I bet i can diet longer
than you can quit smoking.
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Oh, that's silly.
That'd be no contest.
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I challenge you.
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Okay, you're on.
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If i lose, i'll wash your
car for six months.
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And to prove i'm sincere, i'll mow
your lawn for six months if i lose.
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Shirley, you might
as well take these.
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I won't need them until
danny falls of his diet,
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which should be in
about an hour from now.
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Hey, how will i know if he's
smoking when he's not around?
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The same way i'll
know if you sneak out
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to big herm's for a
triple cherry freeze.
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Scales check on him.
Who's going to check on you?
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What are you talking about?
You have my word as a gentleman.
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Thanks, but i'd rather have
someone watching you.
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(Television sounds)
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(Applause)
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(Clanging)
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Aha! I caught you.
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What do you mean you
caught me? I caught you.
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Well, a fine example
you turned out to be.
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Look, kid, can't we make a deal?
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No way, mr. kincaid.
It's out of the question.
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Aw, come on, danny. Since when
have you been against listening
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to a good business proposition?
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Since mom came in the room.
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(Gasps)
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Hi, there.
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Boy, i don't know what's
the matter with me.
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I was doing okay, until i saw
that movie on television last night.
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Then i just had to
have a cigarette.
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How could watching heidi
remind you of a cigarette?
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Everything reminds
me of a cigarette.
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I was doing okay
until i got out of bed,
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put on my bathrobe and slippers,
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sneaked downstairs
and accidentally spotted
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that chocolate cake
in the refrigerator.
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You know, maybe they
should be handled like aa.
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The auto club?
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No, alcoholics anonymous.
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If they feel the
need for a drink,
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they call a friend to try
and talk them out of it.
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But danny and
mr. kincaid don't drink.
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I'll learn.
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What do you have in mind, mom?
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Well, if danny or reuben
feels he's weakening,
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he should be able
to call us for help,
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any time of the day or night.
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Any time?
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Couldn't we at
least work in shifts?
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There's one more thing.
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I'm putting you both
on the honor system.
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The honor system?
Well, that's more like it.
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You can sure trust
us from now on, mom.
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I know.
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Because the honor
system i have in mind,
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is that reuben will
move into your room.
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Then you can keep
an eye on each other.
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Oh, it's you.
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Why don't you go to sleep?
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What are you looking at?
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Look, kid, these pajamas
happen to be a gift
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from an admirer.
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What are you looking for?
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My magazine. Have you seen it?
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Okay, come on, let's have it.
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I was in the middle of an article
about oil wells in northern peru.
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Look, kid, if you're old
enough to look at an oil well,
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you're old enough to put it
back the way you found it.
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That is the way i found it.
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Okay, let's cut
out the small talk.
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I want to read for a while.
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What are you doing now?
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I'm suffering.
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Why is it i always crave a
cigarette when i'm around you?
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I don't know. Maybe
it's the same reason
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i crave a chocolate sundae
when i'm around you.
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Let's go. Me first.
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I want a cigarette real bad.
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I mean, real bad.
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I thought it would get easier
every day i went without them.
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Why is it getting worse?
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And another thing, i haven't
smoked for over a week now.
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Why don't i feel any different?
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Do you think i'll
really make it?
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Keith, i really want to thank you
for all the help you're giving me.
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That's what i'm here for.
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Boy, if i could just think of something
to take my mind off cigarettes.
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Something exciting.
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Reuben, there are a lot of things
more exciting than cigarettes.
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Name one. Gloria
hickey, for example.
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Give me another good
reason for staying on my diet.
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Pride.
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I really think you're
starting to get to me, mom.
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Now, if there were
just one more reason.
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If you don't stay on your diet, you'll
have to wash Reuben's car for six months.
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Need any more reasons?
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No. just the thought
of mowing the lawn
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is enough to keep me in line.
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(Sighs)
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You've been a great help, keith.
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I don't know how
to thank you enough.
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Well, you could give
me a goodnight kiss.
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Good night, mom.
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Good night, honey.
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Feel better now?
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Much better. How about you?
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Strong. Really strong.
I can make it now.
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There's just one thing.
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What's that?
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I'm dying for a cigarette.
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I'm starving to death.
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What took you so long?
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Good night, mr. kincaid.
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Good night, kid. Turn
out the light, will you?
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(Music blaring)
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Danny?
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I always go to sleep
with the music on.
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I could've been at home right
now getting a good night's sleep.
250
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Now why don't you
give up this silly diet
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so we can both
get back to normal?
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Never!
253
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Danny, don't get me wrong.
254
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I realize it hasn't
been easy for you
255
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giving up all your
favorite things.
256
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Things like pizza,
chocolate malts,
257
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macaroni and
cheese, french fries.
258
00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:12,892
Yeah, i guess it hasn't been easy
for you giving up cigarettes, either.
259
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Is it fun to smoke?
260
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(Sighs) wonderful.
261
00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:22,967
I always used to notice how you
loved having one with a cup of coffee.
262
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That was always a good one.
263
00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:31,141
Tell me, mr. kincaid, which one
was your favorite cigarette of the day?
264
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The one that i always had
265
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right after my
chocolate cream pie with
266
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whipped cream and bananas.
267
00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:53,707
I hadn't even thought about
smoking how can i stay on a diet
268
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for almost 20 minutes...
When he's talking about...
269
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All right, you two.
That's enough.
270
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This is the third night in a row
271
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we've been up talking
about your problem.
272
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And we don't seem
to be getting anywhere.
273
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That's right. And we
don't mind getting up,
274
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if it would just help.
275
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Right, keith?
276
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(Clears throat) I'll
go along with that.
277
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Well, now that that's settled,
278
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maybe we can all get some sleep.
279
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Nothing was settled.
280
00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:18,615
You know, if we're going to
have these family meetings,
281
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the least you can
do is stay awake.
282
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:22,632
Laurie, please.
283
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:25,758
All right now. How
did it all start again?
284
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It's very simple. It's
mr. kincaid's fault.
285
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Oh, now, hold on.
286
00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:32,606
You're not gonna pin
this whole thing on me.
287
00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:34,518
It's your fault we got
into this in the first place.
288
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You are the one
who made the bet.
289
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You can't blame
me. I'm just a kid.
290
00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:40,981
No you're not.
291
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You're a midget in a kid's suit.
292
00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:45,978
Now let's not get
nasty, mr. kincaid,
293
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just 'cause you're the
one that's really weak.
294
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Weak?
295
00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:52,599
Keith: you woke me up in the
middle of the night to listen to this?
296
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With an attitude like that, danny
could grow up to be a fat chain-smoker.
297
00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:58,304
I can't help it if he
hasn't got any willpower.
298
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Maybe you're the one that
doesn't have the willpower.
299
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What's that supposed to mean?
300
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:03,567
Think about it.
301
00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:05,499
You know, you sound
an awful lot like mom.
302
00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:07,714
Oh, so now you're
running down mom.
303
00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:09,536
(Whistle blowing)
304
00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:12,282
Now that i have your attention,
305
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,647
there's something
i'd like to say.
306
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Two weeks ago we were a family.
307
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Not perfect, you
understand, but a family.
308
00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:21,818
And because of
danny's and reuben's bet,
309
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our whole way of life has
been turned inside out.
310
00:20:24,923 --> 00:20:28,863
Well, it's going
to stop right now.
311
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:31,901
Here, danny, eat.
You're off the diet.
312
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:33,927
But mom...
313
00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:35,942
And if you're worried about
the bet, i'm declaring it a draw.
314
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As for you, smoke.
315
00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:40,213
But i... That's it.
316
00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:42,165
I've had it.
317
00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:45,084
From now on you're going to
have to take care of yourselves.
318
00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:46,577
Good night.
319
00:20:49,881 --> 00:20:52,551
Mom, what are you doing?
320
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Trust me.
321
00:20:58,156 --> 00:21:01,526
Well, this is the chance
you've been waiting for.
322
00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:03,497
Aren't you going
to have a cigarette?
323
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:06,055
Yeah. I sure am.
324
00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:14,007
Aren't you going to smoke it?
325
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,079
Maybe tomorrow.
326
00:21:19,177 --> 00:21:22,177
How about you? Aren't you
going to eat some of your candy?
327
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,681
I sure am.
328
00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:29,016
Maybe tomorrow.
329
00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:33,329
Come on, kid. Let's
get some sleep.
330
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♪ You can be what you
feel life is a Ferris wheel
331
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♪ come take a ride
332
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♪ come take a ride
333
00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:55,048
♪ it's on the inside
where you will find
334
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,177
♪ it's all in your mind
335
00:21:57,282 --> 00:21:59,052
♪ listen, listen
336
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:03,321
♪ you take a friend of
mine he was sad all the time
337
00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:05,462
♪ then he got smart
338
00:22:05,557 --> 00:22:07,527
♪ then he got smart
339
00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:09,756
♪ he opened his mind
340
00:22:09,861 --> 00:22:13,901
♪ and it helped him
to find it's all in his mind
341
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:15,999
♪ it's all in your mind
342
00:22:16,101 --> 00:22:18,201
♪ it's all in your mind
343
00:22:18,303 --> 00:22:20,243
♪ listen, listen
344
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,669
♪ it doesn't matter at all
345
00:22:22,774 --> 00:22:24,444
♪ it doesn't matter at all
346
00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:26,283
♪ who you are
347
00:22:26,378 --> 00:22:28,948
♪ or what you need
348
00:22:29,047 --> 00:22:33,587
♪ just take a look
inside I'm sure you'll find
349
00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:36,785
♪ it's there in your mind
350
00:22:36,888 --> 00:22:40,888
♪ baby, it's all in your mind
351
00:22:40,992 --> 00:22:44,002
♪ baby, it's all in your mind
352
00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:51,903
♪ who needs money
353
00:22:52,003 --> 00:22:56,273
♪ in a land of milk and honey
354
00:22:56,375 --> 00:23:02,445
♪ I'll tell you one more
time you'll find it in your mind
355
00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:03,977
♪ it's all in your mind
356
00:23:04,082 --> 00:23:08,252
♪ baby, it's all in your mind
357
00:23:08,353 --> 00:23:10,293
♪ listen, listen
358
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,459
♪ you can be what you feel
359
00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:16,497
♪ life isn't really
real it's up or down
360
00:23:16,595 --> 00:23:17,995
♪ it's up or down
361
00:23:18,096 --> 00:23:20,726
♪ put your feet on the ground
362
00:23:20,832 --> 00:23:22,872
♪ maybe you'll find
363
00:23:22,968 --> 00:23:27,038
♪ it's all in your mind
it's all in your mind
364
00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:30,879
♪ it's all in your mind
it's all in your mind
365
00:23:30,976 --> 00:23:35,046
♪ it's all in your mind
it's all in your mind
366
00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:39,077
♪ it's all in your mind
it's all in your mind
367
00:23:39,184 --> 00:23:42,954
♪ it's all in your mind
it's all in your mind ♪
368
00:23:52,831 --> 00:23:57,351
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369
00:23:57,369 --> 00:24:00,369
Reuben, you've told
us that four times.
370
00:24:00,472 --> 00:24:01,472
Oh, yeah, yeah.
371
00:24:01,506 --> 00:24:03,066
Did i tell you about last night?
372
00:24:03,175 --> 00:24:05,105
I found this unopened
pack in my car...
373
00:24:05,210 --> 00:24:07,180
Three times.
374
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:10,719
Well, i just feel so darn
great since i stopped smoking.
375
00:24:10,816 --> 00:24:14,316
Of course, i have put
on a few pounds but, i...
376
00:24:14,419 --> 00:24:16,289
The victor returns.
377
00:24:16,388 --> 00:24:17,588
How'd it go?
378
00:24:17,689 --> 00:24:19,369
What did gloria hickey
say about your body?
379
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,788
Trophies speak
louder than words.
380
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:25,028
"Best body.
381
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:28,000
"Gloria hickey's first annual
swimming party competition."
382
00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:29,699
Congratulations.
383
00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:32,671
Well, gloria must be
crazy about you now, huh?
384
00:24:32,771 --> 00:24:34,411
Not exactly.
385
00:24:34,506 --> 00:24:35,836
What do you mean?
386
00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:38,441
Well, i wouldn't let her
eat anything fattening.
387
00:24:38,543 --> 00:24:42,313
No cake, no ice
cream, no potato chips.
388
00:24:42,414 --> 00:24:44,484
Well, it was for her own good.
389
00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:47,993
She could lose a few pounds.
390
00:24:48,086 --> 00:24:50,856
And speaking of
losing a few pounds.
391
00:24:52,257 --> 00:24:53,827
Just a minute.
392
00:24:53,925 --> 00:24:57,195
Mr. kincaid, stick with me
and i think i can help you.
393
00:24:57,295 --> 00:25:01,425
All it takes is a little bit of
willpower and a lot of suffering.
394
00:25:01,475 --> 00:25:06,025
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