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[The partridge family's
"come on get happy" playing]
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♪ Hello, world, hear the
song that we're singing ♪
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♪ come on, get happy ♪
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♪ a whole lot of lovin' is
what we'll be bringing ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we had a dream we'd
go traveling together ♪
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♪ we'd spread a little love ♪
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♪ and then we'll
keep movin' on ♪
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♪ something always happens
whenever we're together ♪
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♪ we get a happy feeling
when we're singing a song ♪
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♪ traveling along there's
a song that we're singing ♪
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♪ come on, get happy ♪
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♪ a whole lot of lovin' is
what we'll be bringing ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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[Singing "it's time
that I knew you"]
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Kincaid: I don't know why
we're driving home this way.
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Highway 21 is
shorter and faster.
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Shirley: This way
is a little longer,
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but it's much prettier.
Kincaid: You call this pretty?
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Where's the glamour,
where's the neon?
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Where's your soul?
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I sold it in a garage sale.
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After three long
weeks on the road,
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we deserve a few days to relax.
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I've been singing so much,
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my cheeks are getting callused.
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Keith, slow down.
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That looks like a
great spot for a picnic.
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A picnic? Darn, I left
my maypole at home.
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Let's go explore.
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Don't go too far. We won't.
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If we have to have a picnic,
couldn't we have it in the parking lot?
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Oh, Reuben. I'm serious.
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You don't have to
worry about poison oak
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and asphalt doesn't
get in your shoes.
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Why don't we spread
the blankets here.
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If we want to make
Mr. Kincaid happy,
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maybe we should spread
the blankets under the bus.
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Perfect. I love oil in my salad.
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Mom, mom, guess
what we found! What?
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A mermaid. A mermaid?
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Over there, come on.
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It's probably a dead perch.
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[♪♪♪]
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Tracy: The
mermaid's in the pond.
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[♪♪♪]
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What is it? Uh, it's nothing.
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Right, nothing. I
don't see a thing.
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Then, how come I can't look?
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[♪♪♪]
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Oh, really?
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Out. Everybody out.
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[♪♪♪]
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That's no dead perch.
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Come on, Danny.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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Isn't this a beautiful
place? Keith: Sure is.
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Jenny: I come here all the
time when I'm in this area.
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Oh? I'll have to remember that.
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Me too.
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How long have you
been on the road, Jenny?
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About a year. How do
your parents feel about that?
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My parents are dead.
I'm the only one left.
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Oh, I'm sorry. No, don't be.
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We weren't a very close family.
I hardly ever knew them at all.
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Gee, that's rough.
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Well, maybe I missed
a lot not having a family,
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but it taught me to do
a lot of things by myself.
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[Car approaching]
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Looks like we have company.
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Uh-oh.
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What does he want?
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I'll bet you anything
he wants to hassle me.
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Have you done something wrong?
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No, but a lot of people
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don't seem to
like the way I look.
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They've never seen
your dead-perch act.
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Hi, folks.
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Are you really the
partridge family?
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I saw your name on
the side of the bus.
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Yes, we are. Imagine that.
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I listen to your
records all the time.
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Thank you.
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What can we do for you, officer?
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I have a report
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that there's a hippie girl
camping around here.
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You haven't seen her, have you?
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Has this girl done
something wrong?
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Oh, no. But folks around here
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just don't like that
kind hanging around.
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What do you intend to do
with this girl when you find her?
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Arrest her for
vagrancy or something.
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We like to keep
them out so the area
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can be enjoyed by
decent folks like yourself.
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I see.
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Is this girl with you?
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[♪♪♪]
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Yes, she is.
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Policeman: Okay,
then, that's all right.
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Say, before I leave,
I wonder if I can get
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an autograph for
my son, do you mind?
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No, not at all.
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What's your son's
name? Officer mooney.
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[♪♪♪]
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We should be home
in a couple of hours.
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You might as well spend
the night at our place.
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Thank you.
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You know, you really
have a great family.
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You're all so together.
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Yeah. We get along
most of the time.
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In a way I feel sorry
for you. You do?
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You've got everything going
for you, except freedom.
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Who's not free?
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I mean, you all have
to work so much.
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I think we're lucky.
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I mean, we do work
hard, but let's face it:
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There are worse
ways of making a living.
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Yeah, there's other things
besides making money.
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True, but the only reason
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mom let us form the
group in the first place
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was to make enough money
to put us through college.
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But I guess it would be nice
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if we had a million dollars
and didn't have to work.
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As a kid,
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I always wished someone
would give me a million dollars.
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Yeah, that'd be all right.
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Danny: Tax-free?
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[♪♪♪]
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Morning. jenny: Morning.
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Danny: You look like you're
going to a boy scout jamboree.
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But I don't think you'll
pass the physical.
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I hope not.
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Well, I guess I
better get along.
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Where you gonna go?
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I don't know.
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But I'll see you again. Goodbye.
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I think Tracy'd like to say
goodbye. I'll go get her.
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I looked into her
room on the way down.
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Let her sleep. Goodbye.
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Look, could I give you
a ride or something?
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No, thanks. I'd rather walk.
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Goodbye. be careful.
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Don't take a ride
from strangers.
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Danny: See you later.
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Goodbye, Jenny.Bye.
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Mom, look what the tooth
fairy left under my pillow.
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I didn't know you
had a loose tooth.
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I didn't. I guess I owe her one.
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What is it, mom?
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A bankbook.
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A million dollars
deposited in my name.
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[♪♪♪]
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Danny, is this
your idea of a joke?
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Are you kidding?
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I don't even pretend
to give away money.
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Let me see. Something fell out.
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It's a note from Jenny.
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"Hi.
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You probably think
this is a joke, but it isn't.
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I inherited a $14-million
business from my father,
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and I doubt if this even amounts
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to the interest in
his investments.
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Please accept
this not as a gift,
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but for being a family
to me that I never had.
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I hope you use the money
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to find the kind
of freedom I have.
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Love, Jenny."
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I think the tooth fairy just
bounced her first check.
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Nobody gives away
a million dollars.
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No, they don't.
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[Phone ringing]
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Hello? mrs. Partridge?
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Yes, this is Mrs. Partridge.
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This is l.J. Belson.
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President of the San
pueblo national bank.
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Yes, Mr. Belson.
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I'm very sorry I was late
with that mortgage payment.
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But I mailed it out yesterday.
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Belson: Oh, I'm sure you did.
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I was just calling
to congratulate you
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on being our first
million-dollar depositor.
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Now, now, you be sure
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and call me if you
need any little thing.
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Why, yes...
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I will. Thank you.
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What's wrong, mom?
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Are they foreclosing?
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No, not today.
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Kids,
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we're millionaires.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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Now that you've
got a million dollars,
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what's the first thing
you're gonna do?
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Gloat.
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Besides that.
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Invest it.
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I think the first
thing I'm gonna do is
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charter a boat and
sail to the Caribbean.
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Great. I'll rent it to you.
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Why don't you
buy the boat, Keith?
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Because I bought it first.
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What are you gonna do, Chris?
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Buy a catcher's mitt.
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No wonder you're so
short, you think small.
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But then I'm gonna buy
the Los Angeles Dodgers.
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I'm not selling.
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Hi.
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Yachting caps?
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Why not? Our
ship's finally come in.
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[♪♪♪]
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Something wrong?
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Everybody in town must
know we have a million dollars.
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People keep calling me
trying to sell me something.
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That phone hasn't
stopped ringing.
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So have it disconnected.
We can afford it.
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I'm not gonna spend
any of that money.
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Mom, you don't make
any money if you save it.
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You have to invest.
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Danny, we're not gonna save
it or invest it or anything else.
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We're going to give it back.
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You're kidding.
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I have the police out
searching for Jenny right now.
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I'm sure by now she's
had time to think about it.
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She'll want it back.
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Oh, I doubt it.
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I think that's why she
left the way she did,
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so we had to take it.
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Oh, the partridge
family, all together.
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Just as I imagined you would be.
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We're not all together.
Laurie and Tracy aren't here.
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Well, I have a very
poor imagination.
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Allow me to introduce myself.
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Lumus d. Palmer.
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We have mutual friends.
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Who?
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I understand you may be
seeking roomier living quarters.
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I know of a luxurious
estate on the coast of Maine.
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Now I recognize that voice.
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I just talked to
you on the phone.
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Yes, unfortunately
we were disconnected.
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I hung up on you!
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If you're not
interested in that,
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perhaps a rancho
grande in west Texas.
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Go away.
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How about a hunting
lodge in Detroit?
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Out!
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A manservant, I have
excellent references.
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But I don't need a Learjet.
It wouldn't fit in our garage.
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Tracy: Mom?
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I brought a friend
home. Is that okay?
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Sure. come on in, bill.
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Tracy, where did you get that?
258
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,498
A man gave it to me.
259
00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:53,278
A man just doesn't
give you a pony.
260
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,243
He did. He said
he'd bill you later.
261
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:56,772
That's why I named him bill.
262
00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:02,160
[♪♪♪]
263
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:03,382
[Doorbell ringing]
264
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:05,120
I'll get it.
265
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,995
Miss Laurie partridge? Yes.
266
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,647
My name is sir guy.
267
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:16,130
You bought a dress I
designed at bartlett's today.
268
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:20,882
I thought I might take
this opportunity to deliver it.
269
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:23,616
In person. Oh, well, thank you.
270
00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:26,228
I'm pleased that you
selected my design.
271
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:27,929
Though it is the cheapest...
272
00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:31,933
The least expensive of my line.
273
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,631
I thought I might take this
opportunity to show you
274
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:36,499
my more exclusive designs.
275
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,760
Sheila.
276
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:40,982
[♪♪♪]
277
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:44,643
Sheila is wearing a
black crepe evening dress
278
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:47,339
with a modest plunge back.
279
00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:50,767
And silver slippers, perfect
for a night out with a diplomat
280
00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:53,165
or your favorite student prince.
281
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:56,039
Only $500, without
the slippers, of course.
282
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:58,042
Thank you, Sheila.
283
00:15:58,044 --> 00:15:59,264
Tanya.
284
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:03,917
Tanya is dressed in
a silver lamé sheath
285
00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:06,229
accessorized with
mother-of-Pearl.
286
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:08,656
Mom, there're five
more girls out there.
287
00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:10,973
I can bring more.
288
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,490
I'm sorry.
289
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:15,283
I don't approve of
door-to-door fashion shows.
290
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:17,318
It's only $350.
291
00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:21,074
I don't care. Get your
mother-of-Pearl out of here!
292
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,457
As you wish. Come, Tanya.
293
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:27,900
I should have realized
we were dealing with
294
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:29,809
peasants.
295
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:32,434
[♪♪♪]
296
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:34,596
Mom, I didn't know
a thing about that.
297
00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:36,522
I just bought a $10 dress.
298
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:39,347
Honey, it isn't your fault.
They found out we're rich,
299
00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:41,776
and the sharks are
coming in for the...
300
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:44,614
Excuse me, ladies.
301
00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:47,662
Who are you? A
telephone man, lady.
302
00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:50,528
I just put a phone in that
redheaded kid's room.
303
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:52,401
Oh, you did.
304
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:54,232
[♪♪♪]
305
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,096
Danny?
306
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:59,503
Danny: Sorry,
mom, I'm indisposed.
307
00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:02,626
You better get disposed
and open this door.
308
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:05,550
Mom, Howard Hughes
never opens his door.
309
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:07,286
Danny, you're
gonna open this door
310
00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:09,157
and get rid of that
phone immediately.
311
00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:10,988
Okay.
312
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:16,730
Mom, if you're not gonna
let me be a financial mogul,
313
00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:19,521
you probably won't let me
keep my private secretary either.
314
00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:21,166
Your what?
315
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:25,041
[♪♪♪]
316
00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:33,878
What a rotten day.
317
00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:35,578
Laurie: What happened?
318
00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,672
The owner of the taco stand
319
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:41,186
insisted I open a
charge account.
320
00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:43,190
I did because it
gave me a chance
321
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:45,372
to do something I
always wanted to do.
322
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:46,668
Oh?
323
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:49,334
Yeah, I took all my
friends down there,
324
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,809
and I let them eat all
they wanted to, on me.
325
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:53,589
Twenty-six bucks worth of tacos.
326
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:55,514
That made you feel bad?
327
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:57,549
I thought it would be a
groovy thing to do, you know?
328
00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:59,694
But they didn't appreciate it.
329
00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:01,077
I mean, they ate the tacos.
330
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,260
They didn't eat
them with meaning.
331
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:06,166
You know what I mean?
Danny: Yeah, I know.
332
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:09,612
I gave punky lazaar my
old first baseman's mitt.
333
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:11,790
He asked me why I
didn't buy him a new one.
334
00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:14,046
I guess when you get something
335
00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:16,269
for nothing you just
don't appreciate it
336
00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:18,189
as much as when you
have to work for it yourself.
337
00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:21,714
[Doorbell ringing]
338
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,969
If you're not a
salesman, come in.
339
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,243
Hi.
340
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:34,501
Well, guess what.
341
00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:36,244
I finally managed
to get you booked
342
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:37,845
into oceanside
park this weekend.
343
00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:39,855
Why should we
work? We're filthy rich.
344
00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:43,596
I'll tell you why: It'll be fun.
345
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,690
I'd much rather be like
we were two weeks ago
346
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:46,989
than like we are right now.
347
00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:48,995
Me too. I never dreamed
348
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:51,167
that money could make
us fall apart like this.
349
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,743
It's just like the tacos.
It was given to us.
350
00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:56,791
Well, then I think the
first order of business
351
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:58,567
is to give the money back.
352
00:18:58,572 --> 00:18:59,622
[♪♪♪]
353
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:05,007
Can I have a little
time to think it over?
354
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:07,493
Keith: Where are
we gonna find Jenny?
355
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:09,254
The police haven't come
up with anything yet.
356
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:12,278
Well, have you tried looking
357
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:14,281
in the same place you found her?
358
00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:16,593
[♪♪♪]
359
00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:30,168
Oh, no sense in all of us going.
360
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,389
I'll go see if she's here.
361
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:36,999
I'd better go with him,
mom. He might get lost.
362
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:39,871
Three heads are better than two.
363
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:42,014
[♪♪♪]
364
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,270
I take it you found her.
365
00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:50,844
Found? Who?
366
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:53,151
Danny: The perch.
367
00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:54,798
Come on.
368
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,900
Shirley: Jenny, there's nothing
wrong with money if you work for it.
369
00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:04,717
It's a symbol for your labor.
370
00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:06,765
So you can respect
it and appreciate it.
371
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:09,160
But if it's given to
you, it isn't the same.
372
00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:11,034
It isn't really yours.
373
00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:12,725
Keith: Money isn't freedom.
374
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:15,263
If it were, you wouldn't
be living the way you do.
375
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:18,087
I guess you're right. I hardly
spend any money at all.
376
00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:20,866
That's why you feel
free. You do it yourself.
377
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:27,138
Well, if that's the way
you feel, I'll take it back.
378
00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:28,838
This is the first time
379
00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:30,836
someone's given
back a million dollars.
380
00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:32,398
Well,
381
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:34,835
not quite a million.
382
00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:37,102
Being a millionaire
has some overhead.
383
00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:40,105
Installing a phone,
uninstalling a phone.
384
00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:42,278
Twenty-six dollars
worth of tacos.
385
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:44,424
One million dollars even.
386
00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:46,107
You're gonna make
up the difference.
387
00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:47,114
You're kidding?
388
00:20:49,073 --> 00:20:52,033
Will I have to pay for the man
who cleaned up after my pony?
389
00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:54,603
[♪♪♪]
390
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:02,700
[Singing "it's time
that I knew you better"]
391
00:22:52,632 --> 00:22:54,332
[Crowd clapping]
392
00:22:57,724 --> 00:22:59,644
[♪♪♪]
393
00:23:09,953 --> 00:23:11,613
[♪♪♪]
394
00:23:17,570 --> 00:23:21,570
With a hotel, that's
$2000 you owe me.
395
00:23:21,574 --> 00:23:23,234
Okay.
396
00:23:23,227 --> 00:23:26,007
Let's see, I can mortgage
baltic and oriental.
397
00:23:26,013 --> 00:23:29,803
Uh-huh. And that puts
you about 1900 short.
398
00:23:29,799 --> 00:23:32,149
Face it, you're out of the game.
399
00:23:32,149 --> 00:23:34,019
I've got a deal for you.
400
00:23:34,021 --> 00:23:36,541
How about if I owe you the
money and pay you later?
401
00:23:36,545 --> 00:23:38,625
Not a chance. Pay up.
402
00:23:38,634 --> 00:23:40,204
Look, you've got
all the money now.
403
00:23:40,201 --> 00:23:41,901
What good will it
do you if I go out?
404
00:23:41,898 --> 00:23:43,678
I'll win.
405
00:23:43,683 --> 00:23:46,823
A bird out of the game
is worth two in contention.
406
00:23:46,816 --> 00:23:48,116
[Phone ringing]
407
00:23:51,995 --> 00:23:54,335
Hello? mrs. Partridge?
408
00:23:54,345 --> 00:23:55,905
This is l.J. Belson.
409
00:23:55,912 --> 00:23:57,352
President of the bank.
410
00:23:57,348 --> 00:24:00,258
Oh, yes, Mr. Belson.
411
00:24:00,264 --> 00:24:02,614
I've called to
congratulate you again.
412
00:24:02,615 --> 00:24:06,785
You were the first person
to deposit a million dollars.
413
00:24:06,793 --> 00:24:12,193
You were also the first person
to withdraw a million dollars.
414
00:24:12,189 --> 00:24:15,979
Yes, I'm sorry about that,
Mr. Belson, but things happen.
415
00:24:15,976 --> 00:24:19,146
Please, please, no
excuses are necessary.
416
00:24:19,153 --> 00:24:21,683
Easy come, easy go.
417
00:24:21,677 --> 00:24:24,067
Of course, we'll
continue to extend
418
00:24:24,071 --> 00:24:27,771
the same, fine courteous
service we always have.
419
00:24:27,770 --> 00:24:30,250
Thank you. There's
only one thing:
420
00:24:30,251 --> 00:24:32,641
Your mortgage
payment is one week late.
421
00:24:32,645 --> 00:24:34,685
I'd like to see that check
422
00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:36,690
in this office
next week or else.
423
00:24:36,692 --> 00:24:39,962
If you've already mailed
the check, ignore this call.
424
00:24:39,956 --> 00:24:41,906
I have and I will.
425
00:24:41,915 --> 00:24:43,565
Goodbye.
426
00:24:45,309 --> 00:24:46,269
What was that all about?
427
00:24:46,268 --> 00:24:48,048
Do not pass go.
428
00:24:48,051 --> 00:24:49,881
Do not collect
a million dollars.
429
00:24:49,879 --> 00:24:51,489
[♪♪♪]
430
00:24:54,275 --> 00:24:56,445
[♪♪♪]
431
00:24:56,495 --> 00:25:01,045
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