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Did I ever tell you when me and Charlie
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stole a keg of beer
from the college bar?
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And it exploded
in the back seat of the car?
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- And right here
- You still have the scar?
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Yes
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No, you never told me
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Oh, yeah Those were the best years
of my life
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Before I met you, obviously
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Ben, I know you're excited
Charlie's back from the States,
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but can you make sure you're here
to say hello to Nerys?
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Yep, yep, of course
Nerys? Nerys? Who's Nerys?
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- Roger's mum
- Roger's got a mother?
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I know It was a shock for me, too
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I thought he was reared
by the Teletubbies
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She's come all the way from Wales
just to meet Abi
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What? Well, you know,
the word "anticlimax" springs to mind
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Look, do I have to be here, darling?
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I mean, you know,
I'll have to be polite and courteous,
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and it's not really
playing to my strengths
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- All I'm asking for is 20 minutes
- All right
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Wow! You know,
I haven't seen Charlie for years
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I just hope he remembers
our secret handshake
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- You had a secret handshake?
- Yeah, and stop looking
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(BEN LAUGHING)
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Did I ever tell you
when me and Charlie went cow-tipping?
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Cow-tipping? What's cow-tipping?
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Cow asleep in field Push cow
Cow falls over Cow-tipping
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- You mean, like fly-tipping?
- Yeah, right
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- What?
- And the cow fell on you?
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- Yep, and right here
- You still have the scar
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Yeah
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Mikey, did I ever tell you
when me and Charlie stole the statue
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from the university fountain?
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Yes
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If you had friends, Michael,
you would understand
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Mum, Dad, I've been offered
the deal of a lifetime
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The answer is no
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And if I refuse now, whatever it is,
it will cut out this pointless preamble
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Did I ever tell you
when me and Charlie were
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Yeah
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Anyway, you know my friend Amanda
with the shop?
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Well, she wants to sell me a share
in the property
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while she's off travelling
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- What kind of shop?
- Vintage clothing
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Stuff from the '60s and '70s
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Oh, you should look
in your father's wardrobe
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- How much do you need?
- It's the big thing
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- How much?
- Did I mention it'll sell itself?
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- How much?
- Ten grand
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(SNIGGERS)
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I said we should cut out
this pointless preamble
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Guys, I'm a reliable investment
You can trust me with your money
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I'd sooner trust Nick Leeson
with my money
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Mum?
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I admire your enthusiasm, Janey,
but the answer is no
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And I totally agree with your mother
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(MUG SMASHING)
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I knew you'd react like this,
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so I've already fixed a meeting
with the bank on Wednesday
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They'll give me the loan
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I've got a business plan
that will knock them sideways
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Good for you, darling
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But you might want to take
a balaclava and a shotgun
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Go, baby
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
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- Susan?
- Yes?
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- It's me, Charlie
- Charlie?
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Charlie
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Charlie Charlie? Charlie Briggs Charlie?
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Yes Susan, I haven't seen you
since the wedding
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- You haven't changed a bit
- Ditto
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You lookamazing
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I'm sorry if I seem a little shocked
Ben hasn't mentioned anything to me
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Well, that's because I haven't mentioned
anything to Ben in the e-mail
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In fact, that's why I'm here
May I come in?
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Oh, please do
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- But Ben's at work
- I know, I saw him go
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It's you I want to talk to
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If Ben's the same chap I knew,
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this is going to be
a bit of a shock to him
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Trust me, he's the same chap
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Go on, give us a twirl
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Fantastic
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So you do think
this is going to throw him?
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Charlie, he gets thrown
when I buy him a new toothbrush
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Susan, you know him better than anyone
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I was hoping that you could help me
break this to him
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It'll put him on edge
and make him really uncomfortable
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- I understand
- No, I'd be delighted
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Thanks, Susan
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- Time for a coffee?
- Oh, yes
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You know, Charlie,
I really admire what you've done
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- You're very brave
- This is easy
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You're married to Ben
Now that's real courage
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Oh, yes, thank you
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(LAUGHS)
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Been practising my putting for weeks
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Can't wait
to get on that course tomorrow
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Charlie's in for a big surprise
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Yes, well
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Tell me a little more
about Charlie at university
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We were inseparable
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Yeah, whatever Charlie was into,
I was into
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- People do change, Ben
- No, they don't Look at me
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- Yes
- What?
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Oh, Charlie won't have changed
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- How can you be so sure?
- I know Charlie
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Well, you know,
he might have a new bird by now,
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you know, maybe a new sports car,
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a little distinguished grey
around the temples
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No, no, he'll be the same old Chazza!
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Ben, I need to tell you
something really important
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Susan, please, please
I'm just trying to concentrate, okay?
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Okay? Big putt Big putt coming up
Big putt
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- Ben
- Now, look You see?
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- Now look what you've made me do
- Fine
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She's late, Susan Mum's late
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Roger, staring out of the window
for three hours
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won't make her train get in any quicker
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Can you change windows, please?
You're wearing a spot on the carpet
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- Roger's a bit on edge, isn't he?
- We both are
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I hope Nerys likes my cooking
I'm making hash
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- Of course you are
- What if she doesn't like me?
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Oh, she's bound to, Abi
Just be yourself
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Only, not too much
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She's here She's here
She's coming up the path
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
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Relax
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(PANTING)
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Mummy!
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So how's my little shy hobbit?
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Now it all makes sense
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Mum, this is Susan
Susan, this is my mum, Nerys Bailey
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Susan, it's a pleasure to meet the woman
that's kept my dashing Adonis
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- on the straight and narrow
- Adonis? Oh, Roger
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It's lovely to finally meet you, Nerys
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Come and meet Abi
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So where's the vision of beauty
that's captured my son's heart?
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May I present Abigail Harper?
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Wotcha
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Oh, aren't you lovely?
Pretty as a picture with porcelain skin
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Cheers
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Oh, I hope everybody's hungry
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I brought down
some of my famous braised lamb
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Oh, thank you, Mum,
but we'll have to save it for tomorrow
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- Abi has made you a welcoming meal
- Oh, how lovely And you cook, too
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- Isn't my Roger the lucky boy?
- See, Abi, nothing to worry about
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Mum, you're incorrigible
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Right, drinks
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I could certainly use one
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Oh, I'll just put the lamb
in the fridge
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I don't understand how
it could have got burnt like that
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Don't worry about it, Abi
It could have happened to anyone
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Not a word, Ben
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Just as well you brought the lamb, Mum
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You haven't lost the magic
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You know, I had no idea food this good
could come out of that oven
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Roger Bailey Jr,
what do I say about an empty plate?
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Let's make these pieces a bit smaller,
shall we?
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And I thought
my family was dysfunctional
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Now, I was going to save this,
but I'm so excited
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Roger, your father worked
his entire life and saved every penny
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So as a wedding present to you both,
I am buying you a house
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- A what, house?
- And a dental practice
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Oh, Mum!
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We were thinking more on the lines
of a sandwich-maker
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I don't know what to say
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- Mum
- Oh, please
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Having you two as neighbours
is thanks enough
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- Neighbours? In Wales?
- Of course
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Well, there's a wedding present
we can all enjoy
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Mum, you have to understand,
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moving's such a big decision
It isn't just up to me
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What do you think, Ben?
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I'll help you pack
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
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That'll be Chazza
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Just when you thought
the night couldn't get any better
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Lock up your daughters,
the boys are back in town
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Charlie!
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- Hello
- Hello
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- Ben
- Yes
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Come in, come in
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Sorry, I was just Who
Have we met?
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Yes, think, Ben Way back
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It's me, Charlie
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- Charlie?
- Charlie
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- Charlie
- Charlie
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Well, technically it's Charlotte,
but you can stick to Charlie
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(WHOOPING NERVOUSLY)
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Wow!
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That's amazing, actually
'Cause, you know
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(STAMMERING) I'm just gonna
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Wow! 'Cause I
I mean, you didn't Whoa! You look
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- I'm
- You look
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It's all right It's all right
I'm fine
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I'm fine I'm fine
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Have you all met my friend Charlie?
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Why didn't you say Why didn't
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- Why didn't you tell me?
- I was afraid you might pass out
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- I'm glad I didn't disappoint you
- So now you do know, Ben,
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- are you all right about all this?
- Yeah, yeah, I'm fine
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Yeah, you know, I'm fine
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I mean, come on, it's the 21 st century,
isn't it? You know, you've gotta
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You know Yes Fine, I'm fine
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Why did you do it?
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I just was unhappy
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Do you know what it's like to wake up
miserable every single day?
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No, I don't, really
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But Charlie, if you were that depressed,
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why didn't you have a glass of Scotch
like the rest of us?
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And that's why Ben's a dentist,
not a psychiatrist
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Anyway, I'm happy now
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Well, that's the point, isn't it?
I mean, you know, that's it
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That's everything in life, isn't it?
I mean, happiness, that's
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That's what it's all about
Good on you, mate Well done
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- Now, you two have a lot to talk about
- Susan, Susan Please, Susan?
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- Actually, Ben
- Yeah
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I haven't told you my big news
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This isn't it?
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I'm getting married
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- (STAMMERING) Well, that's nice
- And I'd like you to give me away
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Well, it's a bit late now,
because most people seem to know
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My father died last year, and I need
someone to walk me down the aisle
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And I thought,
who better than my oldest friend?
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Well, yeah, it would be an honour
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- Oh, look, if you're uncomfortable
- No, it's just You know Please
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It's coming a bit fast, so just
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Look, you know what,
forget I said anything
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- Don't worry about it
- Well, I
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It just seems so weird
You know, I mean, you know,
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me and Charlie used to hang out
in the students' union bar,
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see bands, get drunk together
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And you can't do that with a woman?
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Yeah It's just not the same,
though, is it?
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Why not?
I can get drunk with the best of them
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You don't have to tell me
Three kids bear testament to that
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Look, I know you're finding it tricky,
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but you're just gonna have to
get your head around this
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or risk losing a best friend
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Who is, in fact, your only friend
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Part of you is enjoying this
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Look, all I'm trying to say is
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if you go through life
with your head in the sand,
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all people will see is an arse
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00:14:35,447 --> 00:14:37,563
Your mum doesn't like me
247
00:14:37,647 --> 00:14:40,480
I don't like to say it
You know, I don't
248
00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:45,959
But But I reckon she deliberately
mucked up my meal last night
249
00:14:46,047 --> 00:14:47,241
(GASPS)
250
00:14:47,647 --> 00:14:49,478
Blasphemy!
251
00:14:50,767 --> 00:14:53,440
You You take that back
252
00:14:53,527 --> 00:14:58,123
Well, you've gotta admit,
it's a bit funny
253
00:14:58,207 --> 00:15:02,485
the way she started heating up her lamb
before my meal was even burnt
254
00:15:04,367 --> 00:15:06,801
- Morning, Abi
- Morning
255
00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:12,115
- Ready for off?
- Where are you going?
256
00:15:12,207 --> 00:15:15,961
If you must know, Mum's going to
treat me to some new socks
257
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:18,526
And pants
258
00:15:19,647 --> 00:15:21,080
Come on, Mum
259
00:15:32,407 --> 00:15:36,195
Listen, I've prepared a presentation
and I am confident I can get it
260
00:15:36,287 --> 00:15:39,563
Mum, I'm independent
I can do this on my own
261
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:43,435
Yeah, I just need the cab fare
and I'll be on my way
262
00:15:43,527 --> 00:15:47,315
Michael, would you fetch my bag
from the living room, please?
263
00:15:48,887 --> 00:15:52,004
Morning, Dad Wish me luck
I'm off to the bank
264
00:15:52,087 --> 00:15:54,203
Just so you know, I found one
with a very low interest rate
265
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,881
Really? Can't be any lower than mine
266
00:15:58,447 --> 00:16:00,756
Oh, God Not you, too, Mikey
267
00:16:01,687 --> 00:16:03,962
- Well, it does feel good
- Yeah
268
00:16:05,407 --> 00:16:06,442
(DOORBELL RINGING)
269
00:16:06,527 --> 00:16:08,199
Michael, would you mind?
270
00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:12,562
- A woman's work is never done
- Knock it off, Michael
271
00:16:12,647 --> 00:16:16,356
- Well, good luck, darling
- I make my own luck
272
00:16:16,447 --> 00:16:18,756
Yeah, and I'm gonna need another fiver
273
00:16:23,327 --> 00:16:26,603
- Oh, love the suit
- Love the skirt
274
00:16:29,247 --> 00:16:30,566
I do, too
275
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,323
Yeah, I do, too
276
00:16:35,767 --> 00:16:39,043
- Good morning, Ben
- Hi, darling Charlie, come in
277
00:16:39,367 --> 00:16:41,198
So, what are we doing today?
278
00:16:41,287 --> 00:16:44,245
Um I don't know
Well, you know, you decide
279
00:16:44,327 --> 00:16:48,240
I was thinking cappuccinos,
a little shopping,
280
00:16:48,327 --> 00:16:50,795
a manicure, and a Brazilian wax
281
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:55,036
Super
282
00:16:55,127 --> 00:16:57,357
- Kidding!
- Kidding She's kidding
283
00:16:57,447 --> 00:16:58,800
Hey, good, Charlie
284
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:01,560
Can I just say I just love those
earrings? Where did you get them?
285
00:17:01,647 --> 00:17:04,320
There's a little boutique
on the Portobello Road
286
00:17:04,407 --> 00:17:06,523
Actually, they've got a sale on
287
00:17:06,607 --> 00:17:08,438
We could go down there this morning,
if you like
288
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,245
No, no, no, I don't want to
spoil your time with Ben
289
00:17:10,327 --> 00:17:12,238
No, no, no, no, go ahead Go, go, go
290
00:17:12,327 --> 00:17:13,680
- Really? You don't mind?
- No
291
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:16,884
- We won't be long
- Those earrings won't buy themselves
292
00:17:16,967 --> 00:17:20,562
- All right, darling, see you later
- Yeah, bye
293
00:17:21,247 --> 00:17:22,566
(MUMBLING)
294
00:17:29,727 --> 00:17:32,161
Hello, I don't think we've met
295
00:17:32,247 --> 00:17:33,396
- I'm Charlie
- Hi
296
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:34,476
(KNUCKLES CRACKING)
297
00:17:35,327 --> 00:17:38,319
- Alfie
- Are you a musician?
298
00:17:38,407 --> 00:17:40,796
I'm an acoustic freedom fighter
299
00:17:40,887 --> 00:17:44,641
on a crusade to bring Celtic rock
to the ears of the masses
300
00:17:45,447 --> 00:17:46,641
How's that going?
301
00:17:46,727 --> 00:17:50,163
I'm saving up for a new plectrum
at the moment
302
00:17:51,727 --> 00:17:53,206
Right, let's go
303
00:17:53,287 --> 00:17:57,599
- See you again sometime, Alfie
- Oh, you will, it's destiny
304
00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:04,078
You all right, Alfie?
305
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:07,637
I'm in love, Michael,
with the most beguiling creature
306
00:18:08,847 --> 00:18:12,556
She isn't electronically tagged
like the last one, is she?
307
00:18:12,647 --> 00:18:16,003
No, no, it's Charlie
308
00:18:16,087 --> 00:18:20,205
I like older women They really
know their way around a man's body
309
00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:24,560
Well, you picked
the right one there, then
310
00:18:32,207 --> 00:18:34,004
I'm surprised
you could fit it in your mouth
311
00:18:34,087 --> 00:18:35,645
(BOTH LAUGHING)
312
00:18:36,647 --> 00:18:39,366
My God, how much have you spent?
313
00:18:40,527 --> 00:18:41,926
I told you
314
00:18:42,007 --> 00:18:44,396
Ben, I'm so sorry
We went shopping, had lunch,
315
00:18:44,487 --> 00:18:46,921
and completely lost track of time
316
00:18:47,567 --> 00:18:50,320
- Susan and I have so much in common
- Great
317
00:18:50,407 --> 00:18:52,762
Come on, Charlie,
there's a bottle of white in the fridge
318
00:18:52,847 --> 00:18:54,200
Great
319
00:18:54,487 --> 00:18:55,920
Well, I'll
320
00:18:57,687 --> 00:18:59,837
I'll just go down the pub
321
00:19:03,207 --> 00:19:05,960
Nerys, are you going to join us
for a glass of wine?
322
00:19:06,047 --> 00:19:09,483
Oh, it's a bit too early in the day
for me, thank you
323
00:19:10,487 --> 00:19:12,478
Well, I just thought I'd offer
324
00:19:13,647 --> 00:19:16,639
I'll just pop to the little girls' room
325
00:19:17,767 --> 00:19:20,565
I hope she remembers
to put the seat down
326
00:19:22,807 --> 00:19:26,641
- Preparing dinner Again?
- I like to do my bit, Susan
327
00:19:27,447 --> 00:19:29,403
Maybe Abi could muck in
328
00:19:29,487 --> 00:19:32,684
She was a bit upset about what happened
to her dinner last night
329
00:19:32,767 --> 00:19:36,919
Well, the thing is, Roger's always
had a taste for my cooking
330
00:19:37,007 --> 00:19:38,406
When they move to Wales,
331
00:19:38,487 --> 00:19:41,957
Abi'll have to get used to me
rustling up a few treats for him
332
00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:44,277
The house was
a very generous offer, Nerys,
333
00:19:44,367 --> 00:19:46,403
but I'm not sure
they've made up their minds yet
334
00:19:46,487 --> 00:19:49,604
I'll have a word with Roger
Make him see sense
335
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:54,640
Nerys, I know how hard it is
for us to let go of our kids,
336
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:57,685
to stop mollycoddling them,
to let them grow,
337
00:19:58,647 --> 00:20:00,922
let them cut up their own food
338
00:20:01,087 --> 00:20:05,603
Have you thought, perhaps your
lax attitude toward your children
339
00:20:05,687 --> 00:20:07,484
has had the opposite effect?
340
00:20:07,567 --> 00:20:11,116
No, my children are happy,
well-rounded, mature individuals,
341
00:20:11,207 --> 00:20:13,721
able to stand on their own two feet
342
00:20:14,687 --> 00:20:15,836
Janey!
343
00:20:16,847 --> 00:20:19,520
The horrid man at the stupid bank
refused my loan
344
00:20:19,607 --> 00:20:21,404
Now I've got nothing
345
00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:22,602
Oh, dear
346
00:20:22,687 --> 00:20:25,326
Yeah, they said something
about a farcical credit score
347
00:20:25,407 --> 00:20:28,604
My Roger has
a spotless financial record
348
00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:31,485
But then, I've always been there
for him
349
00:20:32,847 --> 00:20:33,996
Right
350
00:20:38,087 --> 00:20:41,284
- What are you doing?
- How much do you need?
351
00:20:41,367 --> 00:20:44,404
- Still 10 grand
- It's yours
352
00:20:46,207 --> 00:20:49,756
And I'll help you out in the shop
in any way you need
353
00:20:54,047 --> 00:20:56,845
Oh, Mum Thanks
354
00:20:57,967 --> 00:21:02,245
I think that shows the sort of
relationship I have with my children
355
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,355
You couldn't make it 12, could you?
356
00:21:06,647 --> 00:21:08,319
Ten is fine
357
00:21:13,527 --> 00:21:15,438
- Hi, Dad
- Yeah, hi
358
00:21:17,447 --> 00:21:19,756
Can I borrow some shaving cream?
359
00:21:24,447 --> 00:21:25,721
What for?
360
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,686
- Oh, forget it
- It's okay, it's okay
361
00:21:29,767 --> 00:21:31,917
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on
362
00:21:32,767 --> 00:21:36,521
When was the last time you and me
played golf together?
363
00:21:36,607 --> 00:21:39,963
When I was nine You made me
carry your clubs in the pouring rain
364
00:21:40,047 --> 00:21:44,325
Oh, yeah Good times, eh? Good times
We should do it again, you know
365
00:21:44,767 --> 00:21:47,361
Thought you were gonna be
playing with Charlie
366
00:21:47,447 --> 00:21:49,358
That's all changed now
367
00:21:50,647 --> 00:21:52,444
That's all gone away
368
00:21:58,207 --> 00:22:01,324
- But who cares, eh?
- Well, you do, for a start
369
00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:02,635
Me? Nah
370
00:22:03,727 --> 00:22:05,683
Dad, I've watched you
not care for years
371
00:22:05,767 --> 00:22:08,076
Really stands out when you do
372
00:22:08,167 --> 00:22:10,203
What do you know? You're only 16
373
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:12,323
- Eighteen
- Eighteen, yeah
374
00:22:13,447 --> 00:22:16,962
Anyway, you're old enough
to buy your own shaving cream
375
00:22:20,327 --> 00:22:24,206
- Hello, Susan Have you seen Mum?
- Oh, yes I've seen her
376
00:22:27,007 --> 00:22:30,363
- Right, Roger Do you love Abi?
- Yes
377
00:22:30,447 --> 00:22:32,278
Do you want to spend
the rest of your life with her?
378
00:22:32,367 --> 00:22:34,119
Yes
379
00:22:34,207 --> 00:22:37,643
Do you want you and your mother
to resemble a Krankies tribute act
380
00:22:37,727 --> 00:22:40,116
- in 20 years' time?
- Yes
381
00:22:40,207 --> 00:22:43,597
I mean, no, I don't think so
382
00:22:43,687 --> 00:22:46,963
Right, then Sort it out with Abi
before you lose her
383
00:22:47,047 --> 00:22:50,403
Point taken, Susan,
if somewhat harshly delivered
384
00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:57,680
Listen, Abi,
385
00:22:58,727 --> 00:23:01,241
Susan's told me a few home truths
386
00:23:02,847 --> 00:23:07,284
- She's made me realise that I'm a fool
- I could have told you that much
387
00:23:09,367 --> 00:23:11,722
I just don't want to lose you, Abi
388
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:14,560
You mean like that time at Alton Towers?
389
00:23:15,327 --> 00:23:16,362
No
390
00:23:17,927 --> 00:23:21,397
I just want us to be together Always
391
00:23:23,207 --> 00:23:27,166
Oh, good 'Cause it was really scary,
Alton Towers
392
00:23:28,687 --> 00:23:33,078
I was just nipping out
I wonder who'd like to escort me?
393
00:23:36,727 --> 00:23:39,764
- Roger?
- Look, Mum,
394
00:23:40,927 --> 00:23:44,556
- Abi and I are a bit busy at the moment
- Oh
395
00:23:45,207 --> 00:23:51,396
Oh, that's a shame
I was thinking of getting ice creams
396
00:23:51,487 --> 00:23:52,840
Ice creams?
397
00:23:53,647 --> 00:23:56,320
- I've got jam doughnuts
- Jam doughnuts?
398
00:23:57,127 --> 00:24:01,086
- Or we could go to the cinema
- Cinema?
399
00:24:01,167 --> 00:24:04,318
We could go to my bedroom
and listen to Aled Jones
400
00:24:04,407 --> 00:24:08,036
♪ I'm walking in the air ♪
401
00:24:08,887 --> 00:24:12,118
I've got wine gums
402
00:24:12,527 --> 00:24:14,006
(GRUNTS)
403
00:24:14,087 --> 00:24:15,645
I've got
404
00:24:15,727 --> 00:24:17,126
(WHISPERING)
405
00:24:22,527 --> 00:24:25,758
Really? Before the wedding?
406
00:24:27,927 --> 00:24:29,280
Sorry, Mum
407
00:24:32,847 --> 00:24:36,123
So this is
how it's going to be in Wales, Roger?
408
00:24:36,207 --> 00:24:38,277
Always putting me second?
409
00:24:40,247 --> 00:24:43,876
Mum, I don't think
we'll be moving to Wales
410
00:24:45,287 --> 00:24:49,200
Look, I'm too old to be ordered around
411
00:24:50,487 --> 00:24:53,604
and read Lord of the Rings
bedtime stories
412
00:24:53,687 --> 00:24:57,441
Even though you do do all the voices
with an unerring accuracy
413
00:24:58,887 --> 00:25:01,720
Oh, you know how to cut me deep, Roger
414
00:25:03,007 --> 00:25:04,520
I'm sorry, Mum,
415
00:25:04,647 --> 00:25:07,923
but the time has come for me
to stand on my own two feet
416
00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:09,679
and be my own man
417
00:25:12,007 --> 00:25:14,043
I wasn't too harsh, was I?
418
00:25:14,247 --> 00:25:18,638
You've all turned my son against me
He's just yelled at me
419
00:25:19,327 --> 00:25:20,521
Well, you've had a good run
420
00:25:20,607 --> 00:25:24,122
My kids were only six
when they started screaming at me
421
00:25:25,247 --> 00:25:27,556
Oh, you're disgusting
422
00:25:27,647 --> 00:25:31,401
You with that strange,
deviant friend of yours
423
00:25:31,487 --> 00:25:32,886
What, Alfie?
424
00:25:33,127 --> 00:25:35,243
That Charlie character
425
00:25:36,247 --> 00:25:38,078
- What?
- Well, it's not normal, is it?
426
00:25:38,167 --> 00:25:40,078
Normal? You're talking to me
about normal?
427
00:25:40,167 --> 00:25:43,477
Buying pants for a man in his 30s
and that's normal?
428
00:25:44,527 --> 00:25:46,916
And who buys your pants?
429
00:25:47,007 --> 00:25:49,760
My wife, but that's not the point
430
00:25:49,847 --> 00:25:53,396
What I'm trying to say is
you can't stand here in my living room
431
00:25:53,487 --> 00:25:56,320
passing judgement on my best friend
432
00:25:56,407 --> 00:25:58,967
Well, you should choose your friends
a bit more carefully, then
433
00:25:59,047 --> 00:26:00,605
I actually choose my friends
very carefully
434
00:26:00,687 --> 00:26:05,203
The only I regret is behaving like a
Well, like you Sorry, Roger
435
00:26:06,287 --> 00:26:10,326
For your information, Charlie is
a considerate and loyal friend
436
00:26:10,407 --> 00:26:12,318
And not only does she have
a killer pair of legs,
437
00:26:12,407 --> 00:26:16,082
but she's the only woman I know
who knows the offside rule
438
00:26:17,567 --> 00:26:20,400
To be honest, Nerys, you might learn
a lot about being a woman
439
00:26:20,487 --> 00:26:22,443
from my friend Charlie
440
00:26:24,887 --> 00:26:28,197
Actually, I'm a little hazy
on the offside rule
441
00:26:29,247 --> 00:26:33,320
Attacker there, defender there,
ball played offside
442
00:26:33,407 --> 00:26:36,319
But you can't be offside
in your own half
443
00:26:36,407 --> 00:26:37,726
You know what?
444
00:26:37,807 --> 00:26:41,243
I'm glad I'm a woman
Can we talk about something else?
445
00:26:41,327 --> 00:26:43,477
Yeah, okay Yeah, I'm sorry
446
00:26:45,407 --> 00:26:49,366
Listen, I was thinking about that offer
to give you away at your wedding
447
00:26:49,447 --> 00:26:52,325
- Yes, about that
- I'd be honoured
448
00:26:53,087 --> 00:26:56,284
Bit of a problem there
I've already asked Susan
449
00:26:57,687 --> 00:26:59,006
Oh, right
450
00:26:59,687 --> 00:27:01,086
Well, great
451
00:27:01,607 --> 00:27:03,518
I can offer you maid of honour
452
00:27:03,607 --> 00:27:06,360
It'll mean wearing
a peach organza dress
453
00:27:07,607 --> 00:27:09,006
I'll take it
454
00:27:10,487 --> 00:27:14,321
Right, well, I better go
You gonna be okay getting
455
00:27:15,207 --> 00:27:16,686
Ben, I'll be fine
456
00:27:16,767 --> 00:27:19,235
- I used to box the West London boys
- Box the West London boys
457
00:27:19,327 --> 00:27:22,205
Yeah, no one's gonna
mess with you, Charlie
458
00:27:32,167 --> 00:27:33,839
Now, you take care
459
00:27:34,767 --> 00:27:36,086
Charlotte
460
00:27:42,167 --> 00:27:45,842
Alone at last
I thought he'd never leave
461
00:27:51,807 --> 00:27:53,126
- Cheers
- Cheers
462
00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:57,044
- Tell me it's not true, Susan
- I'm afraid it is
463
00:27:57,127 --> 00:28:00,403
- Oh, come on, Mikey!
- Sorry, Dad
464
00:28:01,167 --> 00:28:03,965
The world is such an unjust place
465
00:28:04,047 --> 00:28:05,685
Don't you think
you're overreacting slightly?
466
00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:08,486
But they would have been happy in Wales
467
00:28:09,247 --> 00:28:12,364
- Couldn't we still convince them?
- I'm afraid not
468
00:28:12,447 --> 00:28:15,678
Roger told Nerys he loved Abi
and that they wanted to live down here
469
00:28:15,767 --> 00:28:18,406
But they wanted to go yesterday
What changed their minds?
470
00:28:18,487 --> 00:28:19,840
Search me
471
00:28:21,287 --> 00:28:24,757
- Hello, dear
- I tried to pay your cheque in
472
00:28:24,847 --> 00:28:28,396
They said as it was a joint account,
it needed two signatures
473
00:28:28,487 --> 00:28:32,275
- Oh, really?
- Yours and Dad's
474
00:28:32,367 --> 00:28:34,085
Oh, well, why don't you
ask your father now?
475
00:28:34,167 --> 00:28:36,556
I'm sure he'd be happy to oblige
476
00:28:39,287 --> 00:28:40,686
So near
477
00:28:43,567 --> 00:28:45,523
So how was Charlie?
478
00:28:45,607 --> 00:28:47,996
Well, that was a bit of a surprise
37044
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