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[ Man Narrating ] Last week, as you recall,
we left our space family suffering...

in the grip
of a blistering solar heat wave.

All were unaware that an alien
Dr. Frankenstein with his golden monster...

was soon to disrupt
their peaceful world.

- What kind of contraption is that, Dr. Smith?
- It's a punkah, my boy.

Very popular with rajas, pashas, caliphs
and similar powerful potentates.

You may share in
its cooling breeze...

if you promise to hold your breathing
down to a minimum.

That's a pretty good breeze.
But does it do anything for the Robot?

It lowers my thermal balance to a point...

where all sensors perform
at optimum efficiency.

Be still, you babbling birdbrain.
No one is interested in your state of health.

- Have either of you seen Penny?
- Well, I haven't seen her since breakfast, Mom.

Would you care to share the blessings
of my humble invention, madam?

No, thank you.

Pull, ninny.

All right.

[ Sighs ]
Boy, what a time for the air unit to go out.

Yeah, someone
sure overloaded it.

You know, you said that
as though you think I did it.

That wasn't my meaning.
You're being a little hypersensitive, Don.

Hypersensitive?
Oh, now, look--

Oh, dear, I was hoping Penny was up here.
She's not in her cabin.

- Want me to go look for her?
- No, no, that's all right, darling.

- You go on with your work. I'll go.
- All right.

Oh, here's a thirsty one.

You're not gonna die like all the others
because of the heat. I'll see to that.

Here, Debbie, you want to water it?
Here we go.

Come on.

There we go.

Isn't that lovely?

There.

[ Gasps ]

[ Device Chiming ]

Don't be afraid, little girl.
He won't hurt you.

- Who are you?
- I am Sesmar.

This is Raddion.
He's my masterpiece.

Of course, he's not quite ready
for exposure yet.

He walked today
for the first time.

Course, I didn't give him
very much power on his first promenade.

That's why he ended up in such
a ridiculous position. Who are you?

- I wanted to keep it alive.
Don't you think it's beautiful?
- Beautiful?

Beautiful?

When things are beautiful, they give you
such a thrilling, wonderful feeling.

"Thrilling,
wonderful feeling."

Where exactly is
this feeling located?

Just all over.

It's a part of you...

like hope and courage,
loyalty, love.

So these feelings are all part of you?
Extraordinary.

I wonder if I should give
a little of each of them to Raddion.

What would you take
for some of these feelings?

[ Laughs ] Oh, you can't buy a person's feelings.
Everybody has their own.

- They do?
- Um, I think I'd better get back...

to the Jupiter 2.

Come on, Debbie.
Come on. Good-bye.

Feelings, wonderful,
beautiful--

Courage, loyalty, love--

Raddion, how would you like to feel
the thrill of beauty?

The beauty that's in that growth,
for instance.

I think she called it
a "flower."

Obviously, you are lacking in feeling.
That must be corrected.

[ Snaps Fingers ]

He's had enough exercise for one day.
Take him back to the ship.

[ Gibberish ]

Those feelings she spoke of
call for study.

I must make my laboratory
on this planet for a while.

That child may have the very elements
I need for Raddion.

But I must find some way
to extract them.

Penny!

Penny!

- Here, Mom.
- Oh! Oh, my goodness.

- I was just about to go back
and send out a search party for you.
- Oh, Mom.

Where on earth have you been?
Don't you know what this heat can do to you?

Heat doesn't affect children
as much as grown-ups, Mom.

Obviously not. Well, at least you had
the good sense to bring your canteen with you.

- Where were you?
- Oh, Debbie and I were over
in Green Rock Canyon.

- I gave most of my water to a flower.
- A flower?

And that's not all. While I was watering it,
a strange creature appeared.

- At first I didn't know what he was gonna do.
- A creature?

Then Sesmar showed up,
and he told me that--

Come on. You're gonna go home.
I'm gonna put you in a cool bath.

- I think you've got a touch of heatstroke.
- But, Mom--

Come on.

- There. Okay?
- Yeah. Let's give it a try.

[ Air Blowing ]

Ahh.

It appears that our air-conditioning engineers
have finally earned their keep...

and high time too.

You may rest,
you pusillanimous punkah.

Ah, may I share the cool air with you,
my dear?

- Of course.
- Oh, what a blessing. What a relief.

I could have had this fixed much earlier,
you know, if only I'd had the time.

Oh, I'm sure you could have,
Dr. Smith.

- How's Penny?
- Still babbling to Mother
about someone called Sesmar.

I tell you-- that heat's made her more kooky
than she was before.

Well, a little extra cool air
will accelerate her recovery.

- Don't overload it, Dr. Smith.
- Never fear, Smith is here.

- Ah, it's working.
- Perhaps just a trifle more.

[ Indistinct Shouts ]

[ All Coughing ]

- Who's been fooling with
that air-conditioning unit?
- Oh, Dr. Smith tried to--

I was deeply concerned for dear Penny's
symptoms of heat prostration.

Don't give me that. You're never concerned
about anyone but Zachary Smith.

- Dr. Zachary Smith, if you please.
- So you did it for Penny, eh?

Smith, in your entire life, you've never
done anything for anyone but yourself.

- He let me share his punkah.
- I let him share my punkah.

Your punkah.

Which you made from insulation
you stole from our food storage unit.

John, I've had him up to here. I can't take
any more. Now, either he goes or I do!

Oh, now, Don,
surely you don't mean that.

Dear friends, rather than place you
on the horns of a tragic dilemma...

and in the interest
of harmony...

I am quite prepared to
voluntarily remove myself from the camp.

- Is no one going to stop me?
- Well, you did volunteer to leave, didn't you?

Yes, I did. But a few more protestations
on your part would not have been amiss.

Well, in a few days
when we're all feeling a little less irritable...

maybe things'll change.

- Not for me, they won't.
- Bah, Major!

Oh, the pain, the pain.

Adieu.

Mmm!

Lovely.

A series of minor
character disorders...

induced by excessive temperature,
that's all it was.

Mmm. In the morning...

when their consciences begin to trouble them,
they'll come and get me.

Indeed, they will. Down on your knees,
Major, and beg forgiveness.

Not until then will I even
consider returning. Hm!

Hmm! Sweet revenge.

[ Gibberish ]

Oh! It's a nightmare.
It must be the heat!

Nice work. Excellent.

Well, which one are you?
The little girl's father?

The little girl? You mean Penny?
Are you the Sesmar she was babbling about?

Ah, she told you about it.
Did she also tell you...

that I tried to buy some of her feeling for
beauty, loyalty, love and that sort of thing?

My dear sir, I am not the child's father.
I am Dr. Zachary Smith.

And let me assure you that I have
nothing whatever to do with any of them.

As a matter of fact,
I've cut myself off from all dealings with them.

- They infuriated me.
- Infuriate? Is that a feeling?

A very dangerous one. I can imitate the actions
of a tiger when I'm aroused.

That's very interesting.

But I don't think it would be advisable
to give that feeling to Raddion.

[ Gibberish ]

My little laboratory assistants
agree with me.

I'm rather proud
of those little devils.

After all, I made them out of
nothing much but string and baling wire...

to use one of your
Earthbound colloquialisms, Doctor.

- You made them?
- Yes, just as I made him.

Come.

Don't touch.

When he is finished, he will be the very acme
of organic perfection and beauty.

He will be the prototype
for future generations of biophysicists...

to look up to
and try to surpass.

Huh! But they never will.
His life span is practically eternal.

He will be my guard
against all dangers.

How exciting.
Tell me, dear sir...

would you have any interest
at all in taking him to Earth?

I could be your guide
when we got there.

We could surely negotiate a fabulous contract
to make hundreds like him.

- A whole army of Raddions--
- Silence!

Raddion is unique.
There will never be another like him.

- [ Snaps Fingers ]
- Bring him over here.

Wha-- Wha-- What are you
going to do with me?

I'm going to find out what other feelings
you are capable of, other than infuriation.

But why? No!

- [ Device Clicking ]
- They may be useful on Raddion.

Ah.

Sly, lazy, cowardly,
sycophantic.

Extraordinary.
There's nothing useful about you at all.

Indeed, sir. I consider that a deadly insult.
Character assassination!

- The worm is turning!
- [ Gibberish ]

[ Chuckles ]
You barbarous little devils.

That is an excellent idea.

They suggest that I reduce you to your
basic chemistry and put you together again.

They don't approve of your unworthy
characteristics any more than I do.

Oh, please, sir,
don't fiddle with my chemistry.

I have the deepest admiration for you,
the greatest respect for your achievements.

You're flattering me, Smith.

Remarkable how accurate these calipers are.
I made them in my spare time.

You're a genius, master.

Don't bore me with
your blandishments, Smith.

- What are you doing?
- I'm moving him out so that I can move you in.

Aah!

[ Chiming ]

- Stand over there, Raddion.
- [ Chiming ]

- Put him on the table.
- No, no, please. You can't do this to me.
It's murder!

It's nothing of the sort.
It's chemical reduction and transposition.

I'm not going to
destroy anything, Smith.

I'm simply going to do
a little rearranging.

No, no, please, wait.
Listen to me.

On Earth, I'm an exceptionally
wealthy man.

I'd be more than happy
to contribute to your studies.

A laboratory in your name?
A hospital?

A foundation? Oh, dear!
[ Indistinct Shouts ]

Please, master. Don't do this.
I implore you.

I can be very useful to you
just the way I am.

- I doubt that.
- But I can! I can!

I can get lots of feelings for you--
all the feelings you want.

- Oh? How?
- From the others.

All the cardinal virtues
you want for Raddion.

Would you allow me to sit up,
please?

Oh, thank you very much.
How generous you are, sir.

How kind. Oh, thank you, thank you, sir.
How kind you are.

- Never mind all that.
- Well, I love your home. You've done it very well.

You be quiet. What are these virtues,
and where do we get them?

And they'd better be something
useful to Raddion, for your sake.

Virtues, yes, sir. Virtues.

[ Coughing ]
I'm so dry, sir. May I have a drink, please?

[ Snaps Fingers ]

Ah, yes, there we are.
Lovely.

Mmm!

Splendid, lovely, delicious.
Thank you so much. May I ask what it is?

It is the molecular equivalent of mangoes,
papayas, passion fruit, hickory nuts...

all chemically rearranged from the common
or garden skunk cabbage.

Skunk cabbage?
It has a lovely flavor.

- I'm waiting, Smith.
- Yes, now, let me see.

Feelings, wasn't it?
Yes, feelings.

Sound human qualities.
Is that what you want for Raddion?

I have already said so.

What about... leadership?

A little solid
technical know-how.

- You can get that from Professor Robinson.
- What else?

Mrs. Robinson has a great capacity for love.
Would you like that?

And then there's Judy,
so warm and sensitive...

and young Will, full of enthusiasm
and eagerness for learning, and Penny--

- I know all about her.
- Yes, yes, of course you do.

And then there's Major West.
Now there's a man of feelings for you.

Personally, I detest him, but Raddion might
be able to use some of his aggressiveness.

Well, sir,
there you are.

Now you can go right ahead and chemically
reduce them to your heart's content.

- May I go now, please?
- No.

What is it you want, sir?
Haven't I helped you enough?

Not quite. Some of those qualities
may be useful to Raddion.

But the question is
how are we going to get them?

Well, that is your problem,
is it not?

No, Smith, it's yours.

You will capture
these qualities...

on this portable
transpirator.

You will focus it on them like a camera,
without them being aware of what you are doing.

- Not that way around, the other way.
- [ Gasps ]

Ah! There you are.

Don't press that button!

Then you will return here.

But I can't.
I've been banished from their camp!

Oh, I think a man who can
talk himself out of chemical reduction...

can talk his way into making
a few simple transpirations.

[ Snaps Fingers ]
Take him to
the detention area.

- When it is light, you will travel with him.
- [ Gibberish ]

- [ Chiming ]
- Ah, Raddion.

What will you not be capable of
once we have transpired...

some of these fine
human qualities into you?

I thought he might have come
back this morning.

Yeah, well if he did,
I'd send him right back where he came from.

- Dr. Smith.
- Shh! Shh.

- [ Gasps ]
- So you came back...

just as voluntarily as you left,
eh, Smith?

Gosh, Dr. Smith, why didn't you
tell us you were coming back?

- Yes, why did you come back?
- Purely for sentimental reasons.

I wanted a picture of all of you
to remember you by.

Did you take a picture of me
while I was combing my hair?

I couldn't resist it, my dear.
You looked so winsome.

And now you, Professor.

What was that for?

You looked so characteristically "you" just then--
a man of leadership and authority.

- Let's see that.
- Eh, no, no. It's a very delicate instrument.

Now you listen to me, Smith--
Oh, no, you don't!

Get angry, Major. Get as angry as you can.
Rave and rant at me!

- It'll be marvelous! Come on, Major!
- Smith, you put that down or--

There. A perfect shot.

Thank you very much,
gentlemen.

No, I wouldn't waste
the film.

I didn't even know Dr. Smith
had a camera like that.

I've never seen one
just like it before.

I'd sure like to see
what kind of pictures it takes.

Ah, this must be the young boy,
Will.

Enthusiasm, eagerness to learn--
It's all here.

- Congratulations, Smith.
- Thank you very much, sir.

- In fact, they're all excellent, except this one.
That must be Major West.
- [ Clatters ]

You know, Smith, you could make
an excellent laboratory assistant for me.

It's very kind of you to say so, sir.
I might even be able to help you with Raddion.

Yes, you might, you might.

And I might even impose upon you
to make a brief stop...

at the planet Earth
once we leave here--

That is, if my work proves
satisfactory, master.

- The planet Earth? Oh, yes, you might, you might.
- At last, at last.

- What was that?
- Nothing at all, sir.

Just another expression
of my deepest respect for you, master.

Well, let's see what
the characteristics...

that you've captured on these
transpiration plates will do for Raddion.

Ah, Raddion.

With these added human qualities,
you will not only be unique...

but you will be the prototype
for the man of the future.

[ Device Chiming ]

- Fetch me those flowers I plucked this morning.
- [ Snaps Fingers ]

Raddion...

what do these flowers
do for you?

- Beautiful. Beautiful.
- Magnificent!

Why did he do that?

He may have an allergy.
That's a human quality, too, you know.

No. Clearly, personal contact
with the donor of these qualities is necessary.

Character transpiration
is rather like blood transfusion.

- They must come here.
- You mean, you want me to go back there?

No. This is a task
I must perform myself later today.

It's going
to require tact...

a quality which I don't believe
is quite "up your alley," as they say.

As they used to say, master.
It's rather dated now.

I want all of you to police this area.
We may have visitors.

[ Chiming ]

[ Yelps ]

Take this, sir.

Well, I may have to do
a little planning...

but before too long,
you and I will make wonderful music together.

[ Chiming ]

Ha-ha-ha! Lovely!

Ha-ha-ha! Lovely!

♪ Soldier, soldier
won't you marry me ♪

♪ It's, oh, a fife and drum ♪

♪ How can I marry
such a pretty girl as you ♪

♪ When I've got no-- ♪
[ Gasps ]

Delightful,
perfectly delightful.

- Sesmar.
- Then you haven't forgotten me.

How could I?
Everybody told me I was imagining you.

Come on in, and you can prove I wasn't.

- Dad, he's here.
- Oh, not Smith again.

This is the gentleman
you wouldn't believe I saw. His name's Sesmar.

Who are you?
What do you want here?

Oh, I have lived on this planet for almost
a year now, according to your reckoning.

I believe that gives me
some sort of eminent domain...

doesn't it, in your,
eh, peculiar terminology?

- It's Sesmar, Mom.
- Sesmar. Oh, well, then you're--

- As you can see, I am quite real.
- What do you want here?

You seem to be having some little difficulty
with your atmospheric modifier.

- May I?
- No!

There. I don't think you should
have any more trouble with it now.

What is that?

Oh, that's a molecular replicator--
just a miniature, of course.

But here's something
that I think you might find useful.

It's a transponder-interrogator.
You might use it in your communication system.

And this is a digitizer.
This you will find enormously helpful.

It will increase the efficiency
of your robot.

And I also have
an impact predictor.

It might help you to avoid meteor storms
during the course of your travels.

Just why are you giving us
all these things?

As remuneration for those
excellent transpirator images of you.

Transpirator images?
Did you get those from Dr. Smith?

Oh, he was a most willing worker
in the interest of science.

- You mean, in the interest of Smith.
- You must be Major West.

- That's right.
- He's no more fond of you than you are of him.

Well, as you have probably guessed,
I'm a biophysicist.

Deposited on those plates
are the code symbols...

of all the qualities
that make you what you are.

Sure, and taken
without our consent!

Only because transpiration is more effective
when the subject is unaware of the purpose.

- What purpose is that?
- The transpiration...

of all your fine human qualities
into Raddion.

That's the strange creature
I saw, Mom.

Ah, but he's no longer strange.
Now he's superb!

He would like very much
to thank you all in person.

Who is this Raddion,
and what have you gotten from us?

Come.
See for yourselves.

What do you say, Dad?
Shall we go?

It's certainly aroused
my curiosity.

- Mine too.
- And mine.

- All right. We'll go.
- John, we can't.

- We go.
- All right, look. I'm outnumbered.

But if we do go, we're taking the Chariot.
We may need all its firepower.

Warning! Warning! Biophysical experiments
extremely dangerous to Earth people!

Repeat: Extremely dangerous.
Warning! Warning!

That way, please.

I don't like this, John.
I don't like it at all.

Don't you think you're carrying
your caution a little too far?

No further than
his sweet talk.

Would you step into
the conveyor tube, please?

Welcome to my
flying laboratory.

Oh, don't be alarmed, children. They're stuffed.
Parts of them went into the making of Raddion.

He doesn't look as scary as he did
the first time I saw him.

Oh, he's as gentle as a lamb,
as human as you are yourselves.

He is my life's work.
My masterpiece.

He is the ideal organism.
He is perfection itself.

But without human qualities,
he would be just another android--

as ordinary as
that robot of yours.

Our Robot's not ordinary.

I'm glad to hear you say that.
It shows loyalty.

A very desirable quality
for Raddion.

Thank the young man,
Raddion.

I thank you.

You're welcome.

- He sure has a warm handshake.
- A human handshake.

Now thank the ladies,
Raddion.

I thank you.

I thank you.

Now thank the lovely lady
over there.

Maureen, wait.

John, I don't like
this handshaking business.

- It's just a formality.
- Exactly.

Oh, fine. All right. I'm going back to the ship.
I'll pick up some gear.

I'll meet you
at the drill site.

Raddion is waiting to thank you,
Mrs. Robinson.

- I thank you, Mrs. Robinson.
- You're very welcome.

Mrs. Robinson, I understand that
the strongest force in your world is love.

It is.

I'm very glad
you have given it to Raddion.

Now thank Professor Robinson,
Raddion.

I thank you.

Who appointed you
meteorologist?

I am self-appointed,
by default of others.

- What others?
- All others.

- Oh, that's just great!
- Someone has to mind the store.

- Is there any more paper?
- Does it matter?

If you two are finished
with this very important job...

it might be a good idea
to clean up this mess.

- Why?
- What difference does it make?

What difference
does anything make?

Listen you two, that's not funny.
I want this swept up now.

- We'll do it later.
- I said now, Penny.

Do you hear me? Now!

- What's the matter with him?
- It's just one of his eager-beaver days.

He'll get over it.

Hey, what's the big idea?

I expected you to join me
at the drill site a couple of hours ago.

- I guess I forgot.
- That's not all you forgot.

- Oh?
- For one thing, how to behave
like the commander of this ship.

Don, what's the matter with you?

Do you know that all our instrumentation
was in an "off" position?

So what?
What's so important about that?

Do you realize what you're saying?
That's like saying that survival isn't important!

John, I don't like the way you're acting.
Something's not right around here.

You're acting like you're
in cloud-cuckoo-land
somewhere and nothing matters.

You haven't heard me
complaining, have you?

This all started when you shook hands
with that so-called gentle Raddion.

I don't like the way you're acting,
any of you! It's--

Don't you understand? Sesmar wanted your
fine human qualities for that ape, and he got 'em.

You know how?
By depriving you of 'em.

- That's plain ridiculous!
- It is, huh?

You want some proof?
All right. I'll get it.

- [ Gibberish ]
- Splendid! You are an apt pupil!

Very, very good.
Faster! Faster!

[ Chiming ]

Stop that!

What is the meaning of this?
What have you done to Raddion?

- I'm waiting for an answer.
- We were just having a bit of harmless fun, master.

By turning Raddion into a clown?
How dare you!

Where's my remote control?

I-- I borrowed it.

Look at him.
Behaving like a sentimental dolt.

Isn't that one of the qualities
you wanted him to have?

No, it isn't!
I see now what I did wrong.

I gave him all the good human qualities
and none of the bad ones.

He'll need some of those
to cope with people like you.

- Raddion!
- [ Chiming ]

Guard this Earthling.

Come here.

Now listen carefully.

I have a very important task
for you.

[ Gibberish ]

Ah, an ideal combination.

A little of Smith's cunning,
a touch of your pugnacious qualities, Major...

and Raddion should be fully equipped
to survive in any hostile environment.

I want you to know, Sesmar,
that the minute I'm out of this mess...

you and that precious masterpiece
of yours have had it!

Don't threaten him, Major.
He can easily reduce us to our basic chemistry.

Just my luck-- being hooked up
with a spineless character like you.

Far too good for you!

Ah, that should be perfect. I caught you both
in your most characteristic attitudes.

Well, let us see what this plate
will do for Raddion.

[ Chiming ]

Thank the gentlemen,
Raddion.

- No! No!
- [ Snaps Fingers ]

I thank you.

- I thank you.
- Oh! Let me go!

Take them away. Stand guard over them until
I can think of some other use for their bodies.

- Doomed! Hopelessly doomed!
- Shut up, Smith!

No need to be rude, Major. We have to
be very careful with each other now.

- Yeah, Sesmar's buddy system.
- [ Yelps ]

Well, how do we
get out of this?

You're supposed to be the electronic genius.
You tell me.

- That's funny.
- What's funny?

Well, I haven't changed.
Neither have you.

- He didn't depersonalize us
the way he did the others.
- What do you mean?

Well, I'm just as mad as I ever was.
And you? Well, you're just as unbearable.

- Spare me the poisonous barbs, Major.
- You know, I think I know why.

He told us the transpiration is only effective
when the subject is unaware of its purpose.

- Well, we were aware.
- Then Raddion does not have our human qualities?

He may, and he may not.
There's only one way to find out.

Ask him to help us.
Somehow we've got to find a way...

to get those transpiration plates
out of his hide.

If we can do that and destroy them, well,
maybe the Robinsons will become what they were.

Hmm, maybe
that'll do it.

The least you can do is let me know
when you're planning something.

See that machine over there,
Smith?

That activated these magnetic manacles
when he locked us in.

If we can get Raddion
to turn it on again...

I think I've got a way
to short-circuit it.

Allow me, Major.
I understand these things much better.

Diplomacy was never
your strong point.

Raddion?
Dear Raddion.

Raddion, these manacles
appear to be just a little tight.

I know your master wouldn't want us to
injure our wrists. He might want to use them.

- I'll tell my master.
- No, no, no, no, Raddion.

Why don't you do it yourself?
I know your master will be delighted...

if you exercise
a little independent thinking.

Yes, master would be delighted.

[ Groaning ]

[ Groaning ]

- [ Gibberish ]
- [ Chiming ]

- Give that back to me.
- We'd better surrender.

- Drop that torch.
- I want those transpiration plates,
and I want 'em now.

All right. I will give them to you.
But I must have the remote-control unit.

Okay, but don't try anything funny,
or you'll all be nothing but cinders.

- Cinders!
- Give it to him, Smith.

You realize that you're ruining
a magnificent experiment.

Never mind the beautiful experiment.
Just get me those plates. Come on! Hurry it up!

- [ Chiming ]
- Seize them!

Aah!

Raddion, come!

Stop, Raddion, stop!

[ Groaning ]

I thought I'd
rendered them passive.

Oh, well, everything's imperfect
in this imperfect universe.

Aah! Aah! I can't go another step!
I'm completely exhausted!

- What do you want me to do?
Give you a fireman's carry?
- Would you, please?

- Come on!
- Oh! Oh, dear.

Oh! Oh, oh!

- Why are we stopping here?
- To wait for Raddion.

- He'll destroy us!
- On the contrary.

We'll destroy him, and those plates,
once we get a chance.

- Oh! I think I'm going to faint.
- Save it for later, Smith.

Here, let's try to get this off.
Raise your arm.

- [ Groaning ]
- No! Wait! There he is! Let's go!

- No, we've got to stay here and wear him down.
- He's bigger and stronger.

- He'll wear us down. I think we should go!
- Quiet!

- Raddion, I want to talk to you.
- Talk?

You're in pretty bad shape.
Maybe I can fix you up.

You are not Sesmar.

No, but I've got a pretty good
knowledge of electronics.

If you come over here,
I'll see what I can do for you.

I come.
But first you throw away torch.

He's still got plenty of you
left in him, Smith.

Well, here's our chance.

It didn't affect him a bit.
Let's get back to the ship.

- What ship?
- Come on!

Oh!

- Aah! Not so fast, Major! Our tendons are linked!
- Come on! Quickly!

- How did you two get together?
- Never mind. Raddion's after us.

- Who's Raddion? Go inside and take it easy.
- We need a laser gun.

- You know where they are.
- What?
- Come on, Smith.

What are you planning to do,
Major, with this laser? Oh!

- Oh, no!
- Shoot these manacles off us.

Have you taken leave of your senses?
I'm too young to die. I will not allow it!

- Smith, come back here!
- No! No! Aah!

- John! Be still.
- Aah! Careful, careful, careful.

[ Laser Blasts ]

- Thanks. I'm finally rid of you, Smith.
- That goes double for me, Major.

[ Loud Groaning ]

There's Sesmar's perfect man now--
the one you helped to create, John.

No, it's no use.
It won't have any affect on him.

- Android?
- I am a robot.

- Robot?
- Affirmative.

- Friend?
- That statement does not compute.

I am brave,
strong, cunning.

I tell lies.
I also tell truth.

- I am very loyal. You will be loyal?
- Negative.

Do not refuse my friendship
or else.

It's all right.
He's deactivated.

John, I-I don't know
what's been going on...

but I feel as though
I've been on a vacation from the living...

- and have only just returned.
- So do I.

- I feel the same way.
- Me too.

Don, I feel as if I've hurt you in some way.
Is that true?

[ Sesmar ]
Raddion! Raddion!

- [ Chiming ]
- What have you done to him?

You did it to him, Sesmar.
You wanted too much from him.

- My whole life's work shorted out.
- [ Snaps Fingers ]

[ Gibberish ]

You are right.
I wanted to make him all powerful...

and in doing so,
I corrupted him and myself.

My laboratory's
wrecked!

Well, I must return to my home
and start all over again.

You wouldn't consider
selling him, I suppose?

- Make us an offer.
- Smith!

Well, back to
the drawing board.

You're far from a bargain
at any price.

Aren't you going with the master?
I thought you were ready to give him everything.

I've had a change of heart.
I couldn't bear to think of the sadness...

- I'd leave behind if I were to go.
- [ Laughing ]

How dare you laugh at me,
you cantankerous coldhearted clump!

A strong cold front
is headed in this direction...

and should produce intermittent showers
and occasional thunderstorms during the night.

Temperature will fall to freezing level
as the cold front moves inland.

- Barometric pressure is--
- Who appointed him meteorologist?
That was my job!

Yeah, along with the rest of the chores
you've neglected lately.

I guess it was
the weather.

Don't you think you'd better tell him
what really happened?

That is, if you feel like being headman again.
[ Laughs ]

Yes, I'm gonna
call a meeting.

And there's gonna be
one item on the agenda--

human qualities, and how they can't
be bought, sold, traded or given away.

Remove yourself,
you bubbleheaded booby.

- This meeting is only for those
with human qualities.
- Which includes you out.

What? Unhand me at once,
you Judas!

We've enjoyed some
delightful experiences together...

and some tragic ones,
too, I might add.

You're not very romantic.
Don't you know what time of year this is?

It's May-- springtime.

- Not on this unhappy planet.
- I was talking about Earth.

Ah, Earth.
Springtime at home.

Walking hand in hand through
nature's wonderland. Oh, my.

What wouldn't I give at this very moment
for even the lowly hot dog...

with mustard and onions
and literally smothered in relish?

- You're back to eating again.
- My dear child,
you have your important memories.

Please permit me to have mine.
Now we'd best start back to camp.

All this talk of food has brought on
a ferocious appetite.

Uh, I think the spaceship's
that way, Dr. Smith.

My sense of direction is infallible.
This way.

- Oh, Dr. Smith, wait. Look at this one.
- [ Sniffs ]

- Mm. Wanna smell it?
- Very well. Give it here.

- [ Sneezes ] My allergy!
- [ Laughs ]

Oh! Penny!

Oh, Dr. Smith, what is it?

- It must've just landed.
- I don't care when it got here.
I want nothing to do with it.

- Aren't you just a little bit curious?
- Not in the least.

Not only did curiosity kill the cat, but it's
done in a goodly number of humans as well.

- [ Warbling ]
- That thing on top, it's moving!

- I don't like it.
- There's someone inside.

- I don't like it at all.
- [ Male Voice ] Come no closer.

- We don't mean you any harm, sir. We're friends.
- Indeed, we are.

I have no friends.

- They're cannons!
- Cannons?

- And they're pointing straight at us!
- Don't shoot!

I'm innocent and so is she!
It's gonna fire! No! No!