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[ Man Narrating ] Last week, as you recall,we left Will, Dr. Smith and the Robot...
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busily repairingthe weather station...
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unaware that a fierce bandof giant alien warriors...
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were even now landingon their forgotten planet.
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- Here are the other tools, Dr. Smith.
- Ah, splendid. Cutters.
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Cutters.
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[ Grunts ]
There. Finished.
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William, our operation
is a smashing success.
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The operation is a success...
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but unfortunately,
the patient is dead.
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Nonsense, ninny. This weather station
is completely operational.
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You failed to secure
the wires of the sensitizer.
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Maybe you'd better check the wiring
again, Dr. Smith, just in case.
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Nonsense, my boy. It's in absolutely
perfect order. Now, pick up the tools.
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- Hello, Son.
- Oh, hi, Dad.
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Well, how's it going,
Smith?
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Do you wish to answer the question,
Dr. Smith, or shall I?
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Hold your tongue, sir.
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Ah! Professor.
Finished.
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A push of the switch
is all that is necessary.
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Very good. Then you shall have the honor of
connecting the relay station to Jupiter 2.
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Splendid.
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Observe.
Aaah!
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Obviously a faulty relay.
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Attention, attention!
Alien approaching!
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He's a veritable giant.
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He doesn't seem hostile.
Let's find out what he's doing here.
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We've had experience with these
strange space creatures before, you know.
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I'm John Robinson
from the planet Earth.
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He probably
doesn't understand us.
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I'll offer him my hand.
That's the universally understood gesture.
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Oh, it's
an excellent idea.
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- Friend.
- Yes, I'm a friend too.
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[ Dr. Smith Shouting ]
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[ Will ]Dad!
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[ Dr. Smith Shrieks ]
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Dad, look out!
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- No! You might hurt Dad!
- Affirmative.
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[ Man SpeaksIn Foreign Language ]
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I said, put him down.
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You must forgive Gromack.
He meant you no harm.
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I'm John Robinson,
from the planet Earth.
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Dr. Smithand my son, Will.
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- How do you do?
- Hi.
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- Who are you?
- I'm known as Myko.
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You fought well.
I didn't think you would win.
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Let's get something straight.
You saw the fight?
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And enjoyed it very much too.
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You could've stopped it anytime.
Why didn't you?
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It is good to see two
strong creatures battle.
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Besides, I wanted to
find out who was better.
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Professor Robinson flattened that
gentleman like the proverbial pancake.
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Yes. I was surprised.
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It is said throughout the galaxy
that Earth men...
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are weak
and without courage.
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Well, that just shows you that you can't
believe everything you hear.
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Do you live on this planet,
Mr. Myko?
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No, I am here
for only a short while.
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Unfortunately, it appears that our stay
here will be on a more permanent basis.
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- Our spaceship was damaged in an accident.
- That is too bad.
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Mr. Myko, you wouldn't
by any chance...
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happen to be going anywhere
near Earth when you leave.
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- Sorry. I shall be returning to my own planet.
- Pity.
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Yes, isn't it?
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Professor Robinson,
how much do you weigh?
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- About 190 Earth pounds.
- 190?
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Behind you!
Professor!
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Just what do you
think you're doing?
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Merely a test.
I meant no offense.
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You're not making too much sense,
Mr. Myko. Maybe you'd better explain.
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I am a fight promoter,
Professor Robinson.
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Every year, I hold a series
of bouts on this planet.
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These Gamma Games,
as we call them...
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are televised throughout
the entire galaxy...
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and witnessed by
hundreds of millions.
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Well, you've got a great rating,
but what does that got to do with me?
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You should be very happy,
Professor.
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I have chosen you to be
one of my fighters.
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You may become championof the entire galaxy.
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You must be joking, Mr. Myko.
I'm no fighter.
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You are intelligent,
agile and strong.
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You have all
the necessary requirements.
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Well, thanks for
the compliments, but no thanks.
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Professor Robinson...
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you could become champion
of the entire galaxy.
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Do you realize
what that could mean?
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No, I don't.
And what's more, I don't care.
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You've got yourself the wrong man.
Come on, Son. Let's go.
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What a shame.
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Professor Robinson has passed up
a magnificent opportunity.
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Did you say
"opportunity"?
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No Earth man has ever fought
in the games before.
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The entire galaxy
will be watching.
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I have never been
particularly fond of sports.
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They're so--
They're so healthy.
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Yes, but they can also be
extremely rewarding.
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Do you mean to say that
the contestants are paid?
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Only the winners.
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They receive riches
beyond your wildest dreams.
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Riches, indeed.
How very, very interesting.
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[ Will ]Are you coming, Dr. Smith?
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I shall be along in a moment,
dear boy, as soon as I replace the relay.
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You'd best go along with your father.
You know, a head injury may be very serious.
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He might suffer a series
of, uh, dizzy spells.
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I think you'd better run along, too,
you roly-poly rowdy.
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Private business.
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Mr. Myko, you were
saying... "riches"?
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I think you and I
should have a little talk.
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What did you have
in mind, Dr. Smith?
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I had in mind
Professor Robinson.
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How would you like to have him
fight in your games after all?
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I'd be delighted, but he's
already turned down my offer.
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A decision which was made
in great haste.
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Are you saying that you can
get him to change his mind?
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No doubt about it at all,
my dear sir.
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He and I enjoy
a very close relationship.
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He always follows my advice
on important matters.
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No one can doubt that your
opinion is extremely valued.
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Thank you, my dear sir. Your perception
both delights and amazes me.
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All that is required is that I suggest
that he fights, and it will be done.
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Naturally, as a promoter, I shall expect
a few minor considerations for myself.
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"Minor considerations"?
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How much, as you call it,
is the payoff?
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Payoff, sir, is such
an unpleasant word, isn't it?
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I shall require half of those
great riches you mentioned earlier...
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as well as passage for myself
back to Earth.
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Dr. Smith,
again, as you say...
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you have
got yourself a deal.
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And you, sir, have got yourself
a new champion.
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You fool!
Now you cannot fight.
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You are useless to me.
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Good heavens! Mr. Myko,what are you doing?
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This stupid creature
has eliminated himself from the games.
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He's injured his arm.
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But surely he will heal in time.
You wouldn't be so callous and brutal.
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No, you're quite right, Dr. Smith.
I wouldn't.
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I was merely trying to frighten him.
He's not very intelligent...
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and a threat is the only wayto teach him anything.
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I must take care
of this poor man.
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See you soon,
Dr. Smith?
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Mr. Myko, you're basically
a very kind person.
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Very soon.
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And then the alien
slowly turned toward Dad.
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It was like David
facing Goliath.
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And then the giant charged!
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- Dad clenched his hands in a double fist--
- Will, please.
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- All right. That's enough.
- But I was just getting to the best part.
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That's all right, dear. We don't need
a blow-by-blow description.
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Your dad wasn't too badly hurt,
and that's what counts.
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Boy, I wish I'd been there. John,
you really covered yourself with glory.
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Yes, he covered himself
with blood too-- his own.
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Really, Don,
I'm surprised at you.
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Oh, Don's not condoningthe fight, darling. It's just that--
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well, when it's forced on you like that,
you--you can't run away.
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Well, when your opponent
is bigger and stronger than you are...
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it's only sensible
to back away.
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I think that's
kind of cowardly.
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[ John ]Why don't we just drop the subject?
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He's quite right, you know.
There is no pride involved in his victory.
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I disagree with you,
Dr. Smith.
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The alien Dad beat
was a real tough customer.
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You missed my point, William.
Your father had no choice but to fight.
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Even a rabbit will make a stand
when he has no other choice.
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Look who's talking--Smith, the man of action.
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Spare me the inane
innuendos, Major.
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When an opportunity is offered,
I seldom fail to seize upon it.
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Yeah, and usually
at our expense too.
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I know where this
conversation's going...
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so let's put an end to it
once and for all.
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Smith, I'm not gonna fight
in Myko's games, and that is final.
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- Good. I second the motion.
- But you have everything
to win and nothing to lose.
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Mr. Myko said he could
make you a champion.
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Dad could beat anyone
if he really wanted to. Isn't that so, sir?
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Well, in most instances, I suppose
I can give a good account of myself...
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but primarily, Son,
I'm a scientist.
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A man of books, not battles,
unfortunately.
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Smith, will you stop
talking nonsense?
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What kind of a chance would John have
going up against a professional fighter, hmm?
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- Personally, I think he would win.
- Ah!
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And so would Will.
Of course, on the other hand...
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if he's afraidof being defeated--
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All right, Smith.
Since you're so brave...
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and with Myko's help
you could be a champion...
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why don't you
offer to fight?
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But get off me!
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Good heavens. Now, why do you
suppose he got so upset?
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Dr. Smith,
you try my patience.
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If at first you don't succeed,
try, try again.
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You wanted to speak with me?
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I have found an ideal candidate
for the games, an Earth man.
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Very good.
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We have long wondered
about those aliens.
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- Have you reached an agreement with him?
- Not as yet.
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He's different
from our other candidates.
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Neither riches nor honors
will tempt him.
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- Perhaps he is a coward.
- I do not believe so.
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I had one of our fighters deliberately attack
him. He was quick to defend himself.
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I have heard many tales
about the world known as Earth.
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Its people are strange
and unpredictable.
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Before we take any action...
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it would be well if we knew
more about them.
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Our military leaders will
therefore be interested...
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in a match between an Earth man
and one of our athletes.
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Get the alien to fight.
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It is very important
to our future plans.
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If he refuses to cooperate,
there are other Earth men here.
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One of them must be
in the games.
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I understand.
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All right, Will.
Stand clear.
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Good morning, good morning.
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As you well know, my mechanical
knowledge is limited...
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but I would be most happy
to be of some assistance.
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Why, Dr. Smith, your
volunteering to work...
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is something like a-- a cat offering
to be friends with a canary.
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There's got to be an ulterior motive
in it somewhere.
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I saw you handling this heavy piece
of equipment. I was most impressed.
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- It's just a question of weight distribution.
- And strength.
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I hadn't realized that
you were so athletic.
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Dad was a three-letter man
in college.
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He had an offer to play
professional football.
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- Really? How interesting.
- It was a long time ago.
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But it's plain to see that you've lost
none of your physical prowess.
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Uh, Dr. Smith,
if you're serious about helping...
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- how about taking down that block and tackle?
- I would be delighted.
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You know, it's really
quite a shame...
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that you turned down
Mr. Myko's offer.
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- We won't even discuss it.
- But we can't hide from the truth, you know.
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You're sacrificing the future of this
entire party for your own selfish reasons.
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You know, there's a limit to my patience,
and you're rapidly reaching it.
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How could I remain silent when this golden
opportunity is knocking at our door...
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and all you can do is pretend
no one is at home?
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Think of it. You would bea hero to your family.
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00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:37,391
Will could look at his father with pride
instead of turning away in shame.
236
00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:40,529
- That's enough, Smith.
- I cannot remain silent.
237
00:15:40,639 --> 00:15:42,937
If you're not out of my sight
within two seconds...
238
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:46,569
I'm gonna demonstrate some
of that athletic prowess on you.
239
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:49,170
Accept Mr. Myko's offer.
240
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:53,149
Save our intrepid little band
from this life of hardship.
241
00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:55,516
All right. Time's up!
242
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,021
You're making a mistake.
[ Gasps ]
243
00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:11,499
All right.
Say what's on your mind, Son.
244
00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:13,867
I wasn't thinking
anything, sir.
245
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,639
Oh, come on.
246
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:21,941
I was just wondering if,
well, maybe Dr. Smith's right.
247
00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:24,982
It wouldn't do any harm
to enter Mr. Myko's games...
248
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:28,349
- and if you won--
- We could all go home...
249
00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:30,354
and live happily ever after?
250
00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:35,018
- Something like that.
- You're disappointed in me, aren't you, Son?
251
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:39,392
Well, of course you are.
252
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:43,594
Every son wants to feel that his father's the
greatest, that he can succeed in anything.
253
00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:48,298
- And you can too!
- No. No, Son, I can't.
254
00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:51,137
I'm a man like any other man.
255
00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:55,236
Some things I do well.
Others I don't do so well.
256
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:58,646
You could win in Mr. Myko's games.
I know you could.
257
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:01,720
Maybe. But I'm not
a fighting man, Son.
258
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:03,651
I'm a scientist.
259
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:06,088
My battles are fought in
a laboratory, not a prize ring.
260
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,159
You understand.
261
00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:13,331
- I guess so.
- Let's get back to work.
262
00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:33,779
It all looks ridiculously easy.
If only your father had agreed.
263
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:38,152
Cheer up, Dr. Smith.
We'll get back to Earth someday, somehow.
264
00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:41,124
Spare me the youthful
enthusiasm, William.
265
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:44,787
Golden opportunities come
but once in a lifetime.
266
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,990
Oh, dear.
267
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:52,230
Well, come along. We may as well
tell Mr. Myko the bad news.
268
00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:57,798
[ Gasps ] William, I think
we'd better return to the spaceship.
269
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,435
There's nothing to be
afraid of, Dr. Smith.
270
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:03,174
Gromack's not dangerous.
Mr. Myko said so.
271
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:06,479
Yes, I'm sure, but does
Gromack know that?
272
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:14,989
You are right, Will Robinson.
He will not harm you.
273
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,688
You've come
at an excellent time.
274
00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:21,357
My fighters are having
a special training session.
275
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:24,197
- That's great. Can we watch them work out?
- Of course.
276
00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:26,931
Careful, William.
277
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:30,998
Dr. Smith, I'm disappointed not to see
Professor Robinson here with you.
278
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,010
He was busy.
Possibly tomorrow.
279
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,580
I sincerely hope so.
280
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:38,844
- William.
- Yes, sir?
281
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:43,388
Perhaps we should visit with Mr. Myko
at some other time. It's getting a bit late.
282
00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:47,050
The boy will enjoy the activities,
and so will you, Dr. Smith.
283
00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:50,026
Oh, please, Dr. Smith.
Just for a little while?
284
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:53,257
Well, perhaps
for a little while.
285
00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:57,426
I'll have Gromack here demonstrate
some feats of strength for you.
286
00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:03,338
[ Speaking
Alien Language ]
287
00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:14,744
Gromack can lift
40 times his own weight.
288
00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:17,287
What else can Gromack do, sir?
289
00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:20,654
Gromack.
[ Alien Language ]
290
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:39,100
[ Yells ]
291
00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:41,975
- Fun!
- Golly!
292
00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:45,841
- Uh, Mr. Myko.
- Hmm?
293
00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:49,182
What is that strange-looking
contraption over there?
294
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:51,848
Oh, come.
Let me show you.
295
00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:57,190
We call this
the Wheel of Life.
296
00:19:57,296 --> 00:19:59,321
It comes from
the planet Lothar.
297
00:19:59,431 --> 00:20:02,457
- The Wheel of Life.
- Ah. Ah. Mustn't touch.
298
00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:05,401
These tubes appear to be weapons
of some sort.
299
00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:07,699
You are absolutely right,
Dr. Smith.
300
00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:11,264
Five of these weapons send forth
harmless puffs of smoke.
301
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,742
The sixth is
a deadly laser beam.
302
00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:16,973
Now, two opponents face
each other across the wheel.
303
00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:19,812
Taking turns,each presses a button...
304
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:22,785
which activates the weapon
at his opponent.
305
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,822
If the weapon is a blank...
306
00:20:24,923 --> 00:20:27,357
the wheel rotatesinto the next position...
307
00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:30,053
and the game continues...
308
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:32,562
until the deadly laser beam
ends it.
309
00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:34,632
Let me demonstrate.
310
00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:39,304
[ Yelps ]
Good heavens.
311
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:42,931
- It's like Russian roulette.
- It's a diabolical machine.
312
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:45,339
It gives me the shudders
just to look at it.
313
00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:47,742
I sure wish Dad
were here to see it.
314
00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:49,746
He would hardly be interested.
315
00:20:49,848 --> 00:20:51,816
He prefers
more intellectual pursuits.
316
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:55,546
Ah, there is the evil
in being too civilized.
317
00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:57,747
All too true, sir.
318
00:20:57,856 --> 00:21:00,381
Fortunately, however,
Will is better adjusted.
319
00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:04,826
He understands the joyof honest physical combat.
320
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,558
Does he? Well.
321
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:12,000
Then he will be interested in this
training device. This is used for hunting.
322
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,538
Unless the weapon is fired...
323
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:17,871
- within three feet of the target...
- [ Yelps ]
324
00:21:17,976 --> 00:21:20,206
it falls harmlessly
to the ground.
325
00:21:20,312 --> 00:21:22,746
It sure puts the animal
awfully close.
326
00:21:22,848 --> 00:21:24,839
Too close for comfort,
if you ask me.
327
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:29,785
I give it to you. Perhaps you'll wish
to test your bravery with it.
328
00:21:29,888 --> 00:21:33,085
- Thank you very much, sir.
- William...
329
00:21:33,191 --> 00:21:36,024
wouldn't you like to go and have
a look around the camp?
330
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:39,291
- Mr. Myko and I will chat for a while.
- Okay.
331
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:46,135
Mr. Myko, I would like to
talk to you alone, sir.
332
00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:48,604
- About Professor Robinson?
- Yes.
333
00:21:48,707 --> 00:21:53,735
Unfortunately, my attempts to get him to
enter your games have been... unsuccessful.
334
00:21:53,845 --> 00:21:56,211
You assured me
he would take your advice.
335
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,215
He generally does.
336
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:01,377
But he can be an extremely
stubborn man on occasion.
337
00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:04,478
I am grievously disappointed,
Dr. Smith.
338
00:22:04,589 --> 00:22:06,682
And I am heartsick, Mr. Myko...
339
00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:09,420
absolutely heartsick
over the whole thing.
340
00:22:09,528 --> 00:22:12,929
You are not exactly
an ideal specimen, but...
341
00:22:13,031 --> 00:22:15,795
I have an idea.
342
00:22:15,901 --> 00:22:20,133
Mr. Myko, are you suggesting
that I participate in the games?
343
00:22:20,238 --> 00:22:22,968
Why not? With the proper training,
I think you'll do very well.
344
00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:29,343
I think not.
My inclinations lie...
345
00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:31,939
toward less
strenuous activities.
346
00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:34,484
I shall be frank with you,
Dr. Smith.
347
00:22:34,586 --> 00:22:37,783
I must have an Earthling
in the games.
348
00:22:37,889 --> 00:22:43,020
In order to achieve my objective,
I'm willing to make certain concessions.
349
00:22:43,128 --> 00:22:46,962
Pray continue sir.
Uh, you interest me.
350
00:22:47,065 --> 00:22:51,661
With my help, you could be
champion of the entire galaxy.
351
00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:56,764
Not only would you return to Earth,
but you would go back a very rich man.
352
00:22:56,875 --> 00:23:01,642
You present
a most tempting offer.
353
00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:06,048
You did say something
about concessions?
354
00:23:06,151 --> 00:23:08,119
So I did.
355
00:23:10,288 --> 00:23:13,519
I invite you to pick
your own opponent.
356
00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:15,718
It's very generous of you,
my dear friend.
357
00:23:15,827 --> 00:23:18,295
I do hate
to refuse you, but--
358
00:23:27,105 --> 00:23:29,073
[ Yelps ]
359
00:23:35,514 --> 00:23:39,951
You, uh, did say
I could select anyone?
360
00:23:41,052 --> 00:23:44,180
- Anyone.
- Even the little one?
361
00:23:44,289 --> 00:23:48,225
Come now, Dr. Smith.
You're twice his size.
362
00:23:48,326 --> 00:23:51,818
- You said anyone, Mr. Myko.
- So I did.
363
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:54,160
Then you, sir,
have got yourself...
364
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,666
an Earth man contestant.
365
00:24:02,707 --> 00:24:04,675
Will?
Will, where are you?
366
00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:06,869
Ah, there you are,
my boy.
367
00:24:06,978 --> 00:24:08,946
Adieu.
368
00:24:12,651 --> 00:24:16,018
Very convincing
performance, Geoo.
369
00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:19,955
The Earth man has selected
you to be his opponent.
370
00:24:20,058 --> 00:24:22,356
You may return
to your sparring.
371
00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:42,439
At least it'll be
a humane victory.
372
00:24:42,547 --> 00:24:45,607
Dr. Smith will never know
what hit him.
373
00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:55,854
Ninety-seven, 98...
374
00:24:55,961 --> 00:24:58,020
99, time.
375
00:24:58,129 --> 00:25:00,620
- Ah. There. Towel.
- One towel.
376
00:25:00,732 --> 00:25:03,496
- And refreshment.
- Coming up.
377
00:25:03,602 --> 00:25:05,729
Ah!
378
00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:09,329
- All right, Smith. What's all this about?
- Indeed.
379
00:25:09,441 --> 00:25:12,501
- Here ya go, Champ.
- Ah, thank you very much, my boy.
380
00:25:14,246 --> 00:25:16,271
Delicious.
Now, then, Professor...
381
00:25:16,381 --> 00:25:18,474
since you have seen fit
to shirk your duty...
382
00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:21,279
I, Dr. Zachary Smith,
must save our brave little band...
383
00:25:21,386 --> 00:25:23,286
from its dire fate.
384
00:25:23,388 --> 00:25:25,720
I shall fight
in the games of Gamma 6.
385
00:25:25,824 --> 00:25:27,951
And now you must excuse me.
The barbells await.
386
00:25:28,059 --> 00:25:30,050
Conditioning. Conditioning.
Come along, Penny.
387
00:25:30,161 --> 00:25:32,425
You, too, Coach.
388
00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:36,661
Don, by any chance
did you just hear what I heard?
389
00:25:36,768 --> 00:25:41,137
- I think I'm gonna be sick.
- Dad, look what Mr. Myko gave me.
390
00:25:41,239 --> 00:25:43,230
Well, that's an interesting-looking
weapon, Son.
391
00:25:43,341 --> 00:25:47,243
It's used to test how brave you are.
Come on. I'll show you.
392
00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:52,073
You have to get within three feet
of whatever you're shooting at...
393
00:25:52,183 --> 00:25:54,083
or the dart falls
to the ground.
394
00:25:54,185 --> 00:25:56,153
Watch.
395
00:26:00,258 --> 00:26:04,456
Well, it seems to be a rather
primitive way of proving courage.
396
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:07,088
- You don't understand, sir.
- No? Why not?
397
00:26:07,198 --> 00:26:09,359
You're too intelligent.
398
00:26:09,467 --> 00:26:13,301
That's the first time I ever heard of mental
capacity being a detriment to understanding.
399
00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:17,034
It isn't, but it's not natural for you
to rely on brawn instead of brains.
400
00:26:17,142 --> 00:26:19,633
Uh, let me
tell you something, Son.
401
00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:23,441
A man with a high I.Q. will fight
just as quickly as anyone else...
402
00:26:23,548 --> 00:26:25,448
provided the
situation demands it.
403
00:26:25,550 --> 00:26:28,883
Dr. Smith wasn't worried about
accepting Mr. Myko's offer.
404
00:26:28,987 --> 00:26:32,388
I want to get off this planet
just as badly as he does...
405
00:26:32,490 --> 00:26:34,856
but I'm not jumping into anything
that doesn't make sense.
406
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,952
There are too many questions aboutMr. Myko's games that I can't answer.
407
00:26:38,063 --> 00:26:40,896
And another thing--
408
00:26:40,999 --> 00:26:44,560
Sometimes it takes more courage
to refuse a fight than to accept one.
409
00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:48,664
Will, don't you have
anything to say?
410
00:26:48,773 --> 00:26:52,539
- Not right now, sir.
- You think about it.
Now, let's have some breakfast.
411
00:26:52,644 --> 00:26:57,013
Thank you, but I've got to help
Dr. Smith get in shape for the games.
412
00:27:09,361 --> 00:27:13,388
Ah, my boy. My muscles are
like strands of steel.
413
00:27:13,498 --> 00:27:15,796
You sure are taking your
training seriously, sir.
414
00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:19,927
I always say, if you do it at all, do it well.
A great deal depends upon my winning. Towel.
415
00:27:20,038 --> 00:27:21,938
- One towel coming up.
- And refreshment.
416
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,531
- Yes, sir.
- Why are you standing there...
417
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,543
like a mechanical
monolith?
418
00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:29,409
Massage, massage!
Suppose my muscles stiffen?
419
00:27:29,514 --> 00:27:31,812
Do you want me
to catch cold?
420
00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:35,443
- Ah. Thank you, my boy.
- I am sorry, Dr. Smith.
421
00:27:35,553 --> 00:27:39,250
Spare me the apologies,
you ineffectual ineptitude.
422
00:27:39,357 --> 00:27:43,123
And be careful. The last time
you very nearly cracked several ribs.
423
00:27:43,228 --> 00:27:47,358
- Penny, isn't it time for my iron tablets?
- I think so, Dr. Smith.
424
00:27:47,465 --> 00:27:50,593
- Give them here, my dear. Give them here.
- They're in the spaceship.
425
00:27:50,702 --> 00:27:54,194
You neglected to bring them with you?
For shame, Penny, for shame.
426
00:27:54,305 --> 00:27:57,103
- Fetch them at once! You hear?
- Yes, sir.
427
00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:01,642
Good morning.
428
00:28:01,746 --> 00:28:06,513
I thought I'd drop by and see how our
future galaxy champion is getting on.
429
00:28:06,618 --> 00:28:09,348
We've got him trained down
to a fine edge, Mr. Myko.
430
00:28:09,454 --> 00:28:11,354
Good morning, sir.
[ Yells ]
431
00:28:11,456 --> 00:28:14,914
Gently, you clumsy clod!
I'm not made of iron, you know.
432
00:28:15,026 --> 00:28:18,587
A little while ago, you said your muscles
were like strands of steel, Dr. Smith.
433
00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,665
And so they are, William.
434
00:28:20,765 --> 00:28:23,427
But like the strings
of any finely tuned instrument...
435
00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:27,631
they must be played--
[ Gasps ] not plucked!
436
00:28:27,739 --> 00:28:30,003
Well, Dr. Smith...
437
00:28:30,108 --> 00:28:32,474
I'm happy to see you've
recruited your seconds.
438
00:28:32,577 --> 00:28:35,011
I trust they will be
with you at ringside.
439
00:28:35,113 --> 00:28:40,312
Naturally, sir. I must have my dear friends
in my corner at my hour of triumph.
440
00:28:40,418 --> 00:28:43,979
Continue!
Conditioning, conditioning.
441
00:28:44,089 --> 00:28:46,455
Gangway! Dr. Smith's pills.
442
00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:48,458
- Oh!
- Oh!
443
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,688
Well, was that our daughter
or was that a bird on the wing?
444
00:28:51,796 --> 00:28:54,458
Oh, just one of
Dr. Smith's helpers carrying out an order.
445
00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:56,557
He has Will and Penny
waiting on him hand and foot.
446
00:28:56,668 --> 00:28:59,262
- You should see the robot-- an abject slave.
- Hmm.
447
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,440
- I don't believe it.
- Ah, good morning, Professor.
448
00:29:04,542 --> 00:29:07,306
Excuse me.
449
00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:13,007
Mr. Myko, there's some questions
about the games that puzzle me.
450
00:29:13,118 --> 00:29:17,817
- Perhaps you would answer them.
- If I can, Professor Robinson.
451
00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:20,322
Smith-- Now, he's not
really an athlete.
452
00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:23,053
Why do you want himas a contestant?
453
00:29:23,161 --> 00:29:26,130
As I told you before, the presence
of an Earth man in the games...
454
00:29:26,231 --> 00:29:28,131
will add
considerable interest.
455
00:29:28,233 --> 00:29:32,397
Well, I'm afraid that Dr. Smith would
only add humorous interest, Mr. Myko.
456
00:29:32,504 --> 00:29:36,167
You know, he also seems quite adamant
about the fact that he's gonna win.
457
00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:39,835
- Now, how would he know that?
- Just confidence on his part, that's all.
458
00:29:39,944 --> 00:29:42,412
What is the purpose
of the games, Mr. Myko?
459
00:29:43,982 --> 00:29:46,849
- Purpose?
- Yeah. The reason for having them.
460
00:29:48,686 --> 00:29:52,520
The games are a series of sporting events
held for spectacle and entertainment.
461
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:54,387
And nothing else?
462
00:29:54,492 --> 00:29:58,428
Dr. Smith, I shall see you tomorrow
at the games.
463
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:10,531
He sure got hot under the collar
for nothing.
464
00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:13,873
- I wonder why.
- I'd like to know the answer to that one myself.
465
00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:15,878
Well, there's
one way to find out.
466
00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:18,141
Mr. Myko was kind enough
to visit us.
467
00:30:18,249 --> 00:30:20,217
I think we can repay
the courtesy.
468
00:30:20,318 --> 00:30:22,218
That's a good idea.
469
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:25,221
I think we'll drop in on
our promoter friend tonight.
470
00:30:29,928 --> 00:30:34,262
I thought it advisable
to report. All is well.
471
00:30:34,365 --> 00:30:37,198
You have persuaded the Earth man
to enter the games?
472
00:30:37,302 --> 00:30:39,770
Yes. A certain Dr. Smith.
473
00:30:39,871 --> 00:30:42,203
However, he was not
my first choice.
474
00:30:42,307 --> 00:30:44,207
That is unfortunate.
475
00:30:44,309 --> 00:30:46,834
Nevertheless,
you have a contestant.
476
00:30:46,945 --> 00:30:50,540
I have notified all the other
military leaders of the galaxy.
477
00:30:50,648 --> 00:30:52,980
- They will be watching.
- There's Myko.
478
00:30:53,084 --> 00:30:56,053
I'm not sure this Earth man
is entirely representative...
479
00:30:56,154 --> 00:30:58,054
of the people of his planet.
480
00:30:58,156 --> 00:31:00,056
He seems to lack courage.
481
00:31:00,158 --> 00:31:04,117
It is regrettable that you did not
get a better specimen.
482
00:31:04,229 --> 00:31:08,165
But the decision has been made.
We will act accordingly.
483
00:31:08,266 --> 00:31:10,496
I've selected Geoo
to fight the Earth man.
484
00:31:10,602 --> 00:31:12,934
An excellent choice.
485
00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:17,633
If the Earthling does well,
we will reward him handsomely.
486
00:31:17,742 --> 00:31:21,803
If he loses, his planet will suffer
the consequences.
487
00:31:21,913 --> 00:31:25,144
We will invade his world
and subdue it.
488
00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:28,413
Tomorrow we shall know
which it is to be.
489
00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:36,622
Now we know why Myko wouldn't
tell us the purpose of the games.
490
00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:38,696
Come on.
491
00:31:44,002 --> 00:31:47,802
Every athlete participating in the games
is a picked representative of his planet.
492
00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:51,034
I shall represent the planet Earth.
I see nothing wrong with that.
493
00:31:51,142 --> 00:31:53,042
Plenty of room
for the biceps, madam.
494
00:31:53,144 --> 00:31:56,545
Mr. Myko's games are no joke.
They're a deadly serious business.
495
00:31:56,648 --> 00:31:59,173
I'm fully aware of the
responsibilities involved.
496
00:31:59,284 --> 00:32:02,515
You know, Smith, if you happen to lose,
you could be placing Earth in great danger.
497
00:32:02,654 --> 00:32:05,122
I have no intention
of being defeated.
498
00:32:05,223 --> 00:32:07,987
Well, of course you haven't,
but something might go wrong.
499
00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:10,356
You forget, madam,
I've seen my opponent.
500
00:32:10,461 --> 00:32:12,622
Let me assure you
I shall be an easy winner.
501
00:32:12,730 --> 00:32:16,530
Just because you're matched against some
little alien doesn't mean you're gonna win.
502
00:32:16,634 --> 00:32:20,695
- This could be some trick.
- Spare me your dire doubts, Major.
503
00:32:20,805 --> 00:32:23,035
Mr. Myko is a gentleman
of integrity.
504
00:32:23,141 --> 00:32:26,633
He has assured me that I shall be
the champion, and I believe him.
505
00:32:26,744 --> 00:32:30,407
Oh, I give up.
You're impossible.
506
00:32:30,515 --> 00:32:33,712
When I am the galaxy hero
and our spaceship is being repaired...
507
00:32:33,818 --> 00:32:36,446
you, Major, will sing
a different tune.
508
00:32:36,554 --> 00:32:39,045
As much as we appreciate
your desire to help us...
509
00:32:39,157 --> 00:32:41,182
I cannot allow you to
participate in the games.
510
00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:43,419
Let me remind you, Professor--
511
00:32:43,528 --> 00:32:45,655
you have no authority
over me.
512
00:32:45,763 --> 00:32:50,132
Until the games are over, you're not
to leave this campsite. That's an order.
513
00:32:53,371 --> 00:32:55,430
You're to see to it that
Dr. Smith stays here.
514
00:32:55,540 --> 00:32:57,633
I don't care how you do it.
515
00:32:59,544 --> 00:33:02,877
There is only one way
to handle a tiger.
516
00:33:06,050 --> 00:33:08,814
Let me out of here at once,
you despotic dunce!
517
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,945
Do you hear me?
Let me out!
518
00:33:11,055 --> 00:33:13,523
I refuse to remain here
for another moment.
519
00:33:13,624 --> 00:33:17,321
Oh, dear. I promise
not to run away.
520
00:33:17,428 --> 00:33:20,886
- Isn't my word good enough for you?
- No.
521
00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:24,867
You ought to be ashamed of yourself,
after all I've done for you.
522
00:33:24,969 --> 00:33:27,028
Done for me?
523
00:33:27,138 --> 00:33:30,369
Yes. What were you
before we met?
524
00:33:30,475 --> 00:33:32,739
A hulking mass
of mechanical ignorance.
525
00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:35,369
A nothing. A nobody.
526
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,948
Who programmed you?
527
00:33:38,049 --> 00:33:40,313
Who spoon-fed you
the facts of life...
528
00:33:40,418 --> 00:33:45,412
and made you what you are today-- a sleek,
sophisticated, charming companion?
529
00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:48,253
- Answer me. Who?
- You did, Dr. Smith.
530
00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:53,228
Yes. And who keeps you oiledand shined and working properly?
531
00:33:53,331 --> 00:33:56,732
- You do, Dr. Smith.
- Yes.
532
00:33:56,834 --> 00:34:01,362
I've been your friend,
Your confidant, your protector...
533
00:34:01,472 --> 00:34:05,033
and now you repay me like this.
534
00:34:05,143 --> 00:34:07,407
I think I'm going to cry.
535
00:34:11,249 --> 00:34:14,582
Forgive me, Dr. Smith.
I am truly indebted to you.
536
00:34:14,685 --> 00:34:16,744
But I have my instructions.
537
00:34:16,854 --> 00:34:20,654
- I understand, my dear boy.
- Are we still friends?
538
00:34:20,758 --> 00:34:25,422
Of course we are.
Shall we shake hands?
539
00:34:30,134 --> 00:34:32,102
There!
540
00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:36,002
Thought you'd get
the best of me, did you?
541
00:34:36,107 --> 00:34:38,007
Well, you'd better
think again...
542
00:34:38,109 --> 00:34:42,011
you traitorous, tin-plated
fugitive from a junkyard.
543
00:34:42,113 --> 00:34:44,081
There.
544
00:34:48,486 --> 00:34:51,819
I'll be out of here
in a trice. There we go.
545
00:35:04,836 --> 00:35:07,498
Adieu, ninny.
546
00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:13,810
Dr. Smith.
547
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:38,959
- Where's Dr. Smith?
- I am a failure.
548
00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:41,595
I let him trick me.
I have failed.
549
00:35:41,706 --> 00:35:45,472
That's not important now.
He's gone to Mr. Myko's games.
550
00:35:45,576 --> 00:35:47,874
We can't let him face
all those aliens alone.
551
00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:50,504
And besides, we're supposed to act
as his seconds, remember?
552
00:35:50,615 --> 00:35:53,345
- Affirmative.
- Come on.
553
00:35:53,451 --> 00:35:57,649
"Tiger Smith."
Completely apropos.
554
00:35:59,023 --> 00:36:03,824
Now, then. [ Inhales Deeply ]
Splendid form.
555
00:36:03,928 --> 00:36:07,989
Yes. Gromack, indeed.
556
00:36:11,068 --> 00:36:13,366
Now then.
[ Yells ]
557
00:36:13,471 --> 00:36:15,371
[ Gasping ]
558
00:36:15,473 --> 00:36:18,738
Oh, Dr. Smith. I was beginning to think
you had changed your mind.
559
00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:21,937
I experienced some
slight delay, Mr. Myko.
560
00:36:22,046 --> 00:36:24,412
Yes.
561
00:36:24,515 --> 00:36:29,680
- Thank you so much.
- Everything is ready and waiting for you.
562
00:36:29,787 --> 00:36:32,449
So great is the interest in your event,
I've scheduled it first.
563
00:36:32,557 --> 00:36:37,017
Oh, Mr. Myko, how kind you are
to go to so much trouble for me.
564
00:36:37,128 --> 00:36:41,189
- Well, you are the star attraction, Dr. Smith.
- Naturally, my dear sir.
565
00:36:41,299 --> 00:36:45,497
These solarized cameras
will carry the pictures of your bout.
566
00:36:45,603 --> 00:36:47,730
Indeed. I do hope
I look all right.
567
00:36:47,838 --> 00:36:51,103
With millions of spectators watching, I do
want to make a good impression, you know.
568
00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:55,168
I've no doubt that you will. Ah.
There is your opponent entering the ring.
569
00:36:57,448 --> 00:37:01,908
Well, shall we begin? If I'm to be the
champion, the sooner that happens, the better.
570
00:37:02,019 --> 00:37:04,214
Oh, dear. Yes.
571
00:37:04,322 --> 00:37:06,483
This the way?
I see.
572
00:37:06,591 --> 00:37:10,459
Oh, Mr. Myko, you have a very
interesting arrangement of ropes, I think.
573
00:37:10,561 --> 00:37:13,086
[ Groans ]
Yes. Here we are.
574
00:37:13,197 --> 00:37:16,826
Well, then. Yes.
Excellent. Thank you, sir.
575
00:37:22,940 --> 00:37:27,673
Ladies and gentlemen,
in this corner...
576
00:37:27,778 --> 00:37:30,770
from the planet Zennkoa...
577
00:37:30,881 --> 00:37:34,783
the mighty mite, Geoo!
578
00:37:36,554 --> 00:37:39,318
And in this corner...
579
00:37:39,423 --> 00:37:41,414
representing the planet Earth...
580
00:37:41,525 --> 00:37:46,929
Professor Zachary"Tiger" Smith.
581
00:37:53,804 --> 00:37:56,329
Gentlemen, you both know
what's at stake.
582
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,340
I don't have to tell you
to do your best.
583
00:37:58,442 --> 00:38:00,967
In the event of a clinch,
I want you to break cleanly.
584
00:38:01,078 --> 00:38:03,444
In the event of a knockdown,
go to a neutral corner.
585
00:38:03,547 --> 00:38:06,641
Now, come out fighting
and shake hands.
586
00:38:08,185 --> 00:38:10,949
So sorry, but it doesn't
seem possible, actually.
587
00:38:15,059 --> 00:38:18,859
- One, two. One, two. One, two.
- Dr. Smith.
588
00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:22,626
Ah, my dear friends, just in time
to witness my victory.
589
00:38:22,733 --> 00:38:25,099
Dr. Smith, don't go through
with it. It's too dangerous.
590
00:38:25,202 --> 00:38:27,295
Dangerous, indeed.
Have you seen my opponent?
591
00:38:27,405 --> 00:38:29,430
He will be mere
child's play for me.
592
00:38:29,540 --> 00:38:31,599
Warning! Appearances
can be deceiving.
593
00:38:31,709 --> 00:38:33,609
Silence,
you jabbering Judas.
594
00:38:33,711 --> 00:38:37,169
Please withdraw while there's still time.
You know what'll happen if you lose.
595
00:38:37,281 --> 00:38:39,181
Think what will happen
when I win.
596
00:38:39,283 --> 00:38:42,309
Now, stop worrying, William.
The outcome of this fight is inevitable.
597
00:38:42,420 --> 00:38:45,446
- [ Bell Dings ]
- Ah. The bell.
598
00:38:45,556 --> 00:38:49,390
I shall get this over with very quickly.
Never fear, Smith is here.
599
00:38:49,493 --> 00:38:53,156
Here! Just a moment. Help me with my robe.
I'm not quite ready. That wasn't fair.
600
00:38:53,264 --> 00:38:56,290
You dreadful, little man. Not fair.I'm not quite ready, sir.
601
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,300
How very rude!
602
00:38:58,402 --> 00:39:01,166
I'll attend to you in just a moment.
[ Groans ] Stay away!
603
00:39:01,272 --> 00:39:04,969
Pull! Pull, Will!Ah! Now this one.
604
00:39:05,076 --> 00:39:09,979
Get away. Oh! I'll attend to you
as soon as I get loose of this robe!
605
00:39:10,081 --> 00:39:11,639
Ah!
606
00:39:13,417 --> 00:39:15,510
Ah. You see?
607
00:39:15,619 --> 00:39:17,951
As easy as pie,
just as I told you.
608
00:39:18,055 --> 00:39:20,216
And now for the coup de grĂ¢ce.
609
00:39:20,324 --> 00:39:23,885
Avaunt. Have at you, sir.
[ Groans ]
610
00:39:23,994 --> 00:39:28,192
Where are you? Come back. I know you'rehere somewhere, you dreadful little man.
611
00:39:28,299 --> 00:39:30,358
How can Dr. Smith fight
someone he can't see?
612
00:39:30,468 --> 00:39:33,460
I know what is about to happen,
and I cannot bear to watch.
613
00:39:33,571 --> 00:39:35,801
Come back here, Geoo!
Come back!
614
00:39:35,906 --> 00:39:37,806
[ Shouts ]
615
00:39:37,908 --> 00:39:40,433
- Whoa!
- [ Geoo Laughing ]
616
00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:43,411
How dare you!
Foul?
617
00:39:43,514 --> 00:39:47,211
- No, no. Fair blow.
- I claim a foul, sir.
618
00:39:48,686 --> 00:39:51,849
- [ Geoo Laughing ]
- Good heavens.
619
00:39:51,956 --> 00:39:54,254
- He's in back of you.
- [ Robot ] He's in front of you.
620
00:39:54,358 --> 00:39:55,882
- He's in back of you.
- He's in front of you.
621
00:39:55,993 --> 00:39:58,223
- He's in front of you.
- He's in back of you.
622
00:39:58,329 --> 00:40:00,559
Where is he?
Where did he go?
623
00:40:00,664 --> 00:40:02,859
Look out!
624
00:40:02,967 --> 00:40:04,901
Oh, no!
625
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:11,931
One, two, three...
626
00:40:12,042 --> 00:40:15,705
- four-five-six, seven-eight-nine--
- [ Bell Dings ]
627
00:40:18,215 --> 00:40:21,048
- Dr. Smith.
- Huh? What? Huh?
628
00:40:21,152 --> 00:40:23,950
- Come on, Dr. Smith. Get up.
- I'm innocent.
629
00:40:24,054 --> 00:40:26,522
[ Groaning ]
Where am I?
630
00:40:26,624 --> 00:40:29,149
- Dr. Smith, are you all right?
- I'm perfectly fine.
631
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:32,252
- Did you get his license number?
- Dr. Smith is overmatched.
632
00:40:32,363 --> 00:40:35,457
- It is futile to continue the contest.
- May the best man win.
633
00:40:35,566 --> 00:40:38,091
- What are we going to do?
- If I can find him, I can beat him.
634
00:40:38,202 --> 00:40:42,195
- We must surrender.
- Come out, come out, wherever you are.
635
00:40:44,241 --> 00:40:46,732
The winner, by default--
636
00:40:46,844 --> 00:40:49,574
You tricked him.
It wasn't a fair fight.
637
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:52,945
- Why not?
- You didn't tell him Geoo could disappear.
638
00:40:53,050 --> 00:40:56,349
He never asked me.
[ Chuckling Evilly ]
639
00:40:58,856 --> 00:41:02,883
- Come on, Dr. Smith.
Let's get back to the Jupiter.
- [ Groans ]
640
00:41:10,668 --> 00:41:15,537
- Yes, we must prepare for my
fight with the little alien.
- Dad.
641
00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:18,199
I'll be in there punching.
I'll get us back to Earth.
642
00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:20,607
Thanks to you, there may not be
an Earth to get back to.
643
00:41:20,711 --> 00:41:23,373
- Come along, Tiger.
- Yes, Coach.
644
00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:30,177
You were right, Dad.
Mr. Myko wasn't to be trusted.
645
00:41:30,287 --> 00:41:34,280
There's no satisfaction in proving a point
if as a result the Earth's gonna be attacked.
646
00:41:34,391 --> 00:41:37,656
Dr. Smith wasn't the only one wrong.
So was I.
647
00:41:37,761 --> 00:41:41,788
Now, you just learned something through
experience, Son. That's the best way.
648
00:41:41,899 --> 00:41:44,129
What are you going
to do now, Dad?
649
00:41:44,235 --> 00:41:47,534
Well, the aliens think that
the Earth people can be beaten easily.
650
00:41:47,638 --> 00:41:49,629
We're gonna have to
show them they're wrong.
651
00:41:49,740 --> 00:41:53,733
Ladies and gentlemen,the winner...
652
00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:55,903
by default...
653
00:41:56,013 --> 00:42:01,610
little Geoo from the planet
of Zennkoa, over the Earth people.
654
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:03,983
Just a minute, Myko.
655
00:42:04,088 --> 00:42:06,147
You missed a wonderful fight,
Professor Robinson.
656
00:42:06,257 --> 00:42:08,623
Of course, Dr. Smith was
no match for little Geoo.
657
00:42:08,726 --> 00:42:11,058
You can't judge the actions
of Earth people by Dr. Smith.
658
00:42:11,161 --> 00:42:15,393
I would've preferred someone else, but I had
no choice. You refused to fight. Remember?
659
00:42:15,499 --> 00:42:18,491
Well, that was my error. But I'm willing
to accept your offer now.
660
00:42:18,602 --> 00:42:22,129
Too late, Professor.
The bout is concluded.
661
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:25,208
What's the matter, Myko?
Are you afraid I'll beat your champion?
662
00:42:25,309 --> 00:42:29,268
All right. You may fight
little Geoo if you wish.
663
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:33,077
- But remember, nothing will be changed.
- Yeah, we'll see about that.
664
00:42:33,183 --> 00:42:36,641
When I give the signal,
let the bout begin.
665
00:42:40,024 --> 00:42:42,891
Careful, Dad.
He can disappear.
666
00:42:43,994 --> 00:42:45,962
Time!
667
00:42:56,507 --> 00:42:59,374
[ Geoo ]Ooh, don't! [ Groaning ]
668
00:42:59,476 --> 00:43:02,343
Oh, help!Ouch! Ooh!
669
00:43:02,446 --> 00:43:06,405
- Come on, Dad.
- [ Geoo Groaning ]
670
00:43:08,385 --> 00:43:11,081
Ouch! Oh!
Put me down!
671
00:43:11,188 --> 00:43:13,213
Put me--
I give up. Oh, I give up.
672
00:43:13,324 --> 00:43:15,292
Oh! Oh!
673
00:43:17,728 --> 00:43:22,290
Very interesting exhibition, Professor,
but nothing has been changed.
674
00:43:22,399 --> 00:43:24,890
The decision to
invade Earth has been made.
675
00:43:25,002 --> 00:43:29,029
Besides, you are much too big
for poor little Geoo.
676
00:43:29,139 --> 00:43:30,574
Then how about Gromack
for size?
677
00:43:30,574 --> 00:43:31,734
Then how about Gromack
for size?
678
00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:42,146
I told you it was too late,
Professor Robinson.
679
00:43:42,252 --> 00:43:44,652
You had your chance
to fight in the games.
680
00:43:44,755 --> 00:43:48,384
The Earth people must suffer
the consequence of your refusal.
681
00:43:48,492 --> 00:43:51,461
Gromack.
[ Alien Language ]
682
00:44:03,874 --> 00:44:07,241
- There's nothing else you can do, sir.
- There has to be something.
683
00:44:07,344 --> 00:44:09,244
It's our only chance of s--
684
00:44:11,382 --> 00:44:13,816
It's our only chance
of saving Earth.
685
00:44:13,917 --> 00:44:15,885
Myko!
686
00:44:20,157 --> 00:44:23,615
There's one challenge you can't refuse--
the Wheel of Life.
687
00:44:23,727 --> 00:44:28,130
Professor Robinson,
the decision has already been made.
688
00:44:28,232 --> 00:44:31,497
You say that Earth men are weak
and without courage.
689
00:44:31,602 --> 00:44:34,799
Well, let's see whatthe Wheel of Life has to say.
690
00:44:36,707 --> 00:44:40,268
Very well, Professor.
As you wish.
691
00:44:40,377 --> 00:44:43,972
We shall test one another
with the Wheel of Life.
692
00:44:44,081 --> 00:44:46,049
Dad, you can't.
693
00:44:47,618 --> 00:44:52,612
Son, whatever happens,
know that this had to be done.
694
00:44:56,994 --> 00:44:58,962
Professor.
695
00:45:08,505 --> 00:45:10,632
You may go first.
696
00:45:18,582 --> 00:45:20,641
Now it is my turn.
697
00:45:57,287 --> 00:46:00,279
We're down to
the last two, Myko.
698
00:46:00,390 --> 00:46:03,791
Since you gave me the first turn,
the next is yours.
699
00:46:05,696 --> 00:46:08,529
Go ahead.
It's your turn.
700
00:46:12,603 --> 00:46:16,869
It's no longer 5 to 1 now.
It's even money.
701
00:46:18,242 --> 00:46:20,972
What's the matter?Don't you like those odds?
702
00:46:21,078 --> 00:46:23,478
Push it.
703
00:46:24,915 --> 00:46:26,883
Push it.
704
00:46:41,765 --> 00:46:44,461
You'd have been
a winner, Myko.
705
00:46:44,568 --> 00:46:48,527
It would seem that Earth men have more
courage than you gave them credit for.
706
00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:50,539
We're a peaceful people
by nature...
707
00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:54,407
and just because we don't like to fight
doesn't mean we won't.
708
00:46:54,511 --> 00:47:00,245
I'm certain the military leaders of our galaxy
recognize that now, Professor Robinson.
709
00:47:00,350 --> 00:47:03,251
They've witnessed
the contest.
710
00:47:03,353 --> 00:47:06,345
Your planet
will not be invaded.
711
00:47:06,456 --> 00:47:09,550
That's what I came to hear.
712
00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:11,628
Come on, Son.
713
00:47:13,463 --> 00:47:15,363
Gee, Dad, you were great.
714
00:47:15,465 --> 00:47:18,263
May I add my congratulations, Professor.
You were magnificent.
715
00:47:18,368 --> 00:47:20,859
We don't need any ingratiating
speeches from you, Smith.
716
00:47:20,971 --> 00:47:23,872
If it hadn't been for you, we wouldn't be
in this situation in the first place.
717
00:47:23,974 --> 00:47:26,238
You're quite right
to excoriate me.
718
00:47:26,343 --> 00:47:31,747
Of all the dumb, stupid things you've ever
done, this is the grand tour de force--
719
00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:35,216
[ Laughing ]
720
00:47:35,319 --> 00:47:37,617
Oh, the pain. The pain.
721
00:47:37,721 --> 00:47:42,021
Come on, Tiger. Maybe Maureen
can find you a beefsteak for that eye.
722
00:47:43,827 --> 00:47:46,728
Coach, indeed!
It's all your fault.
723
00:47:56,206 --> 00:47:59,607
- Well, I guess it's over.
- In the morning, let's go look for meteorites.
724
00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:02,304
Maybe all sorts of
exciting things dropped.
725
00:48:07,251 --> 00:48:09,276
Hey,
look what I found.
726
00:48:09,386 --> 00:48:11,820
It's just an old alien bottle.
Really, children.
727
00:48:11,922 --> 00:48:15,517
Aren't you aware that anything of value
burns as it passes through our atmosphere?
728
00:48:15,626 --> 00:48:18,026
You'll find nothing
but rocky cinders out there.
729
00:48:18,128 --> 00:48:20,824
- Tomorrow you'll get a chance to prove it.
- I beg your pardon?
730
00:48:20,931 --> 00:48:23,399
We're gonna check
for damage. All of us.
731
00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:28,133
Oh! You know, Will...
732
00:48:28,238 --> 00:48:31,503
life was much more exciting
in the past, and you know why?
733
00:48:31,608 --> 00:48:34,577
Because men were not pestered
with all of this work foolishness.
734
00:48:34,678 --> 00:48:37,511
Your father invents one
useless job after another.
735
00:48:37,614 --> 00:48:40,845
There's the mineral drill.
It checks out okay, too, I guess.
736
00:48:40,951 --> 00:48:44,546
You'd better do the checking this time.
My back is extremely delicate today.
737
00:48:44,655 --> 00:48:47,453
- I think I shall take a little nap.
- I'll check the drill itself.
738
00:48:47,557 --> 00:48:49,525
Yes, do that.
739
00:49:03,874 --> 00:49:08,038
Dr. Smith, could you come over here
and hold one of these wrenches for me?
740
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:27,324
That's funny. Dr. Smith, I just putone of the wrenches down there.
741
00:49:27,431 --> 00:49:30,628
Now it's disappeared.
Would you please help me look for it?
742
00:49:30,734 --> 00:49:34,693
Get another one out of the tool bag.
I must rest my back.
743
00:49:37,874 --> 00:49:42,208
That's gone too.
Did you take the tool bag?
744
00:49:54,558 --> 00:49:59,120
Now, now, Will.
No lunch until we've finished work.
745
00:49:59,229 --> 00:50:01,288
- Dr. Smith!
- [ Gasps ]
746
00:50:01,398 --> 00:50:04,265
[ Gasping ]
Stop!
747
00:50:05,469 --> 00:50:08,302
Dogs! Infidels!
748
00:50:08,405 --> 00:50:10,373
Prepare to die!
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