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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,236 --> 00:00:05,136 [ Man Narrating ] Last week, as you recall... 2 00:00:05,238 --> 00:00:09,402 we left the Jupiter 2 and our space pioneers contentedly streaking through the heavens... 3 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:12,273 unaware that a giant space mass... 4 00:00:12,379 --> 00:00:14,973 was even now hurtling out of the blackness... 5 00:00:15,081 --> 00:00:16,981 directly towards them. 6 00:00:17,083 --> 00:00:19,643 We must be nearly a million miles out in space, Dad. 7 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:21,414 Closer to two million, son. 8 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:24,251 Wow. We must be traveling at close to speed of light. 9 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:26,723 Just about, Will. 10 00:00:26,826 --> 00:00:29,260 What a pity we have no idea where we're traveling to. 11 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:32,593 We'll know, once we spot a familiar star and get a fix on it. 12 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:36,931 Trouble is there are billions of stars out there, and they all look familiar. 13 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,335 He's right. I can't tell one from the other. 14 00:00:39,439 --> 00:00:42,101 Of course not, silly. You don't know anything about astronomy. 15 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:44,108 But Dad does, and so does Don. 16 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:46,201 That is devoutly to be wished. 17 00:00:46,312 --> 00:00:49,748 Howsoever, I think I shall do a little stargazing on my own. 18 00:00:49,849 --> 00:00:52,682 You mean you're gonna take another nap. 19 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:54,686 Spare me the barbs, Major. 20 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:56,983 Just remember, they laughed at Copernicus too. 21 00:00:57,090 --> 00:00:59,285 You, sir, come with me. 22 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:01,383 And you can come with me, my dears. 23 00:01:01,494 --> 00:01:04,520 I wanna stay here with Dad and Don. They may need my help. 24 00:01:04,631 --> 00:01:07,464 - Not as much as I do. - Holy cow! 25 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:11,503 Now, let's see. Earth should be back here. 26 00:01:11,604 --> 00:01:13,902 - [ Beeping ] - John! 27 00:01:14,007 --> 00:01:16,908 Maneuver around it! 28 00:01:18,211 --> 00:01:20,270 We can't get around it! We've had it! 29 00:01:21,314 --> 00:01:23,407 Whoa! 30 00:01:23,516 --> 00:01:26,644 [ Shouting ] We're gonna crash! 31 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:31,250 We're passing right through it. 32 00:01:31,357 --> 00:01:34,190 - Will, switch on the analyzer. - Right, Dad. 33 00:01:34,294 --> 00:01:36,626 It's okay, Dr. Smith. We're not gonna crash. 34 00:01:36,729 --> 00:01:38,924 You don't have to be afraid. 35 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,579 Afraid? I? 36 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:58,174 It's just cosmic dust, Dad, a big ball of cosmic dust. 37 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:05,222 We're coming out of it. 38 00:02:12,565 --> 00:02:16,797 - Well, for a minute, I really thought we had it. - So did I. 39 00:02:16,903 --> 00:02:20,964 There was no need to panic. If either of you had thought to switch on the matter analyzer... 40 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:23,065 before you hit the alarm... 41 00:02:23,176 --> 00:02:26,202 the women and children would have been spared a terrifying ordeal. 44 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,418 In space that can be a dangerous mistake. 45 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:36,114 Try not to let it happen again, please. 46 00:02:36,222 --> 00:02:38,747 Come along. 47 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:42,558 - Someday. - [ Chuckles ] 48 00:02:56,142 --> 00:02:58,201 [ Shouts ] I've got it! 49 00:02:58,311 --> 00:03:00,541 I've got it! I've got it! 50 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:03,741 - Got what? - Our present position and our course for Earth. 51 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,750 There's no question about it. 52 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,514 The Robot has verified my instrument sightings and my calculations! 53 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:10,521 Now, I'll just reset the astrogator... 54 00:03:10,623 --> 00:03:12,523 and we'll be back on Earth in exactly four days... 55 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:15,219 seven hours and 43 minutes! 56 00:03:15,328 --> 00:03:19,355 Wait a minute, Smith! Wait a minute! Stop! 57 00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:22,263 Our destination is Alpha Centauri, not Earth, Doctor. 58 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:24,268 But we can find Earth, thanks to me. 59 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:27,567 And that's exactly where we're going! Aaah! 60 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:32,007 - Aaah! - Will! 61 00:03:32,111 --> 00:03:34,011 Aaah! 62 00:03:34,113 --> 00:03:37,344 - Get away from there, Smith! - No! We're going back to Earth! 63 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:45,748 Aaah! Good heavens! 64 00:03:45,858 --> 00:03:48,292 We're going out of control! 65 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:04,869 Do something before we're all killed! 66 00:05:07,273 --> 00:05:08,467 Aaah! 67 00:05:11,544 --> 00:05:14,308 Get it open so I can put a jumper cable on it. 68 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:16,314 Right. 69 00:05:17,583 --> 00:05:19,983 [ Shouts ] 70 00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:22,748 Help! Help! We'll all be electrocuted! 71 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:27,425 [ Groaning ] 72 00:05:27,527 --> 00:05:30,360 Off! Get off me, you bloated blimp! 73 00:05:47,613 --> 00:05:49,513 Switch circuits! 74 00:05:59,158 --> 00:06:01,626 It's okay now. We're back on course. 75 00:06:03,229 --> 00:06:05,129 Couldn't have held on much longer. 76 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:07,563 Oh, that's all right, dear. You did well. 77 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:09,567 Both of you. 78 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:13,801 From now on, you stay away from this! 79 00:06:13,906 --> 00:06:16,773 Surely, Major, you don't blame me for this mishap? 80 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:18,810 - Who should I blame? - Why, yourself, of course. 81 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:21,004 - If you hadn't been so heavy-handed-- - Why, you-- 82 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:23,309 Stand back, sir. I warn you! 83 00:06:23,416 --> 00:06:27,045 Stand back, sir! Stay away from me! 84 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:29,849 - Give me that slip of paper. - You mean this? 85 00:06:29,956 --> 00:06:32,720 Our position and course for Earth? 86 00:06:32,825 --> 00:06:35,555 For the last time, Smith, our destination is Alpha Centauri. 87 00:06:35,661 --> 00:06:39,097 I see. Then, of course, you will have no further need for this. 88 00:06:39,198 --> 00:06:41,598 - Just a minute. - Yes? 89 00:06:41,701 --> 00:06:45,569 If you've plotted our position, I want you to give it to me. 90 00:06:45,671 --> 00:06:48,401 Only if you give me your word you'll use it to get us back to Earth. 91 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:52,239 - Why, that's blackmail! - Call it what you will. 92 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:57,578 I have really no interest in camping out again on some dreary cinder in space! 93 00:06:57,683 --> 00:06:59,947 I'll get it from him. 94 00:07:00,052 --> 00:07:02,919 One step closer, Major... 95 00:07:03,022 --> 00:07:05,183 and I'll swallow it. 96 00:07:08,394 --> 00:07:10,555 And since I was only able to find our position... 97 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:12,961 by accidentally sighting a familiar star... 98 00:07:13,065 --> 00:07:15,158 the odds are a million to one that neither of you... 99 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:18,897 will be able to duplicate my calculations. 100 00:07:19,005 --> 00:07:22,236 - He's right about that. - Then Earth it is? 101 00:07:25,144 --> 00:07:27,977 Oh, come, come, Professor. Every second you delay is taking us... 102 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:29,980 thousands of miles further off course. 103 00:07:30,082 --> 00:07:33,279 All right, Smith. You win. 104 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:35,286 We have a deal? 105 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:37,913 Provided your calculations are correct, we have a deal. 106 00:07:38,024 --> 00:07:39,958 Of that, you may be sure. 107 00:07:40,059 --> 00:07:43,392 Verify them with the Robot. 108 00:07:43,529 --> 00:07:45,394 Meanwhile, I'll go spread the good news... 109 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:48,433 that we shall be changing course for Earth in a matter of days! 110 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:52,467 Ahhh! ♪ We're going back to Earth ♪ 111 00:07:52,572 --> 00:07:54,472 ♪ To wonderful wonderful Earth ♪ 112 00:07:54,574 --> 00:07:57,475 ♪ A ball, I recall as the best spot of all in all the universe ♪ 113 00:07:57,577 --> 00:08:00,102 ♪ We're going back to Earth ♪ We're really going back to Earth! 114 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:02,977 ♪ A ball, I recall as the best spot of all in all the universe ♪♪ 115 00:08:03,082 --> 00:08:04,982 You shouldn't have made a deal with him. 116 00:08:05,084 --> 00:08:07,450 Our orders were to go to Alpha Centauri, not back to Earth. 117 00:08:07,553 --> 00:08:10,317 Until we know our position, we can't go anywhere. 118 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:13,722 Are Dr. Smith's calculations correct? 119 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:18,525 Affirmative. However, the calculations are not Dr. Smith's. 120 00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:22,362 - They are mine. - Well, it appears we made a deal with the devil. 121 00:08:22,468 --> 00:08:24,629 A deal you intend to keep, right? 122 00:08:24,737 --> 00:08:26,637 I gave him my word. 123 00:08:26,739 --> 00:08:29,105 Okay, then I'll set the astrogator on the course for Earth. 124 00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:33,508 As I informed Dr. Smith, Earth course is not advisable. 125 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:37,515 - Why? - From our position at this time of year... 126 00:08:37,617 --> 00:08:39,812 the azimuth and inclination-- 127 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:42,149 And for what we are about to receive... 128 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:44,155 we give thanks. 129 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:46,157 - Amen. - Amen. 130 00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:49,490 You might add a word of thanks that I was inspired to plot our course for Earth. 131 00:08:49,595 --> 00:08:52,723 - We've already thanked the Robot, Dr. Smith. - Really? 132 00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:55,995 Well, Mrs. Robinson, what did our environmental computer... 133 00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:58,161 come up with for our first meal in space? 134 00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:00,398 Well, let's push a button and see. 135 00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:03,641 - Hey, now. - Hey, there we are. 136 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:06,541 - Hey. Here you go. - Thank you. 137 00:09:09,448 --> 00:09:12,315 - There, now. - Oh, really! 138 00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:15,683 Here. Eat it, Debbie. It's concentrated hyperprotein. 139 00:09:17,990 --> 00:09:21,118 - Oh, Debbie! - My sentiments exactly. 140 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:23,718 I'm going to miss our hydroponic garden. 141 00:09:23,829 --> 00:09:26,889 I think I'll go on a hunger strike until we reach home. 142 00:09:26,999 --> 00:09:29,365 Dad, when exactly will we reach Earth? 143 00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:33,165 We're not returning to Earth, son. 144 00:09:33,272 --> 00:09:36,469 What? You gave me your word of honor. 145 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:40,808 - Yes, provided your calculations were correct. - And they were! 146 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:44,815 You forgot to mention the one detail that makes our return to Earth impossible. 147 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:50,184 I see. You've been talking to that traitorous, electronic junk pile! 148 00:09:50,289 --> 00:09:53,224 That's right, Smith. And it's a lucky thing we did too... 149 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:56,056 because he told us that right now, at this time of year... 150 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:58,096 the sun is between us and Earth. 151 00:09:58,197 --> 00:10:00,324 We wouldn't have found out until we were caught... 152 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,333 in the gravitational pull of the sun. 153 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,335 We can maneuver around the sun. 154 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:08,203 Perhaps. But that's a risk I don't intend to take. 155 00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:11,936 - Then we're not going home at all? - No, darling, we're not. 156 00:10:12,044 --> 00:10:15,571 You've broken your solemn word of honor, Professor. 157 00:10:15,681 --> 00:10:19,173 I warn you. I will not go to Alpha Centauri! 158 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,276 No one says you have to, Smith. 159 00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:23,912 Anytime you want, I'll stop the Jupiter 2 and let you off. 160 00:10:24,023 --> 00:10:25,923 Bah! 161 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,853 Never mind about Dr. Smith, Dad. 162 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:32,795 He'll probably even like Alpha Centauri once we get there. 163 00:10:32,898 --> 00:10:35,128 - We all will. - If we get there. 164 00:10:35,234 --> 00:10:37,099 Oh, we'll get there, all right. 165 00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:40,070 The astrogator's been programmed, and it's well on course. 166 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:51,515 Try not to make any more noise than you can help, you clumsy clump. 167 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:03,493 - They've locked the astrogator. - That is a true statement. 168 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:07,293 - Do they think that will stop me? - Your question cannot be answered-- 169 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,334 insufficient data. 170 00:11:09,435 --> 00:11:12,063 I'll answer it for you, you ninny. 171 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,306 Do you see this ring? 172 00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:19,510 - Magnetic material. - Exactly. 173 00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:24,311 Quite capable of deflecting this astrogator to any course I choose. 174 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,317 Observe. 175 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:48,063 There. 176 00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:51,166 Now it's on the right course. 177 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:01,552 There. 178 00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:04,589 ♪ We're on our way to Earth again to wonderful, wonderful Earth again ♪ 179 00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:07,488 - # A ball, I recall, as the best spot of all in all # - May I offer you-- 180 00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:11,154 Shh! Quiet, you goose! 181 00:12:11,263 --> 00:12:13,197 ♪ We're on our way to Earth again ♪ 182 00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:15,790 ♪ To wonderful wonderful Earth again ♪ 183 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:18,335 - # A ball, I recall as the best spot of all ## - [ Robot ] Attention! 184 00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:20,769 Attention. New course requires reprogramming... 185 00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:23,171 of fuel consumption distance ratios. 186 00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:25,243 Why don't you attend to that problem, dear boy? 187 00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:28,802 Negative. I have no information on the procedures. 188 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:31,109 But it shouldn't be too difficult to figure out. 189 00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:35,176 Let me see. Yes, it's all right here. 190 00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:38,422 There. 191 00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:42,255 And here. Ah, yes, here are some pretty ones. 192 00:12:42,361 --> 00:12:44,352 There. You see. 193 00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:55,668 [ Beeping ] 194 00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,603 What? What's happening? 195 00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:02,210 You have dumped the reserve fuel cells. 196 00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:05,647 Our whole fuel supply went into space. 197 00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:07,651 Did-- 198 00:13:07,753 --> 00:13:10,119 Did we need... that fuel? 199 00:13:10,222 --> 00:13:14,352 In a few hours this ship will be out of fuel and helpless. 200 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,971 - Get out of the way, Smith! - [ Groans ] 201 00:13:27,072 --> 00:13:28,972 How bad is it? 202 00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:31,565 We have power for 20, 25 hours. No more. 203 00:13:31,677 --> 00:13:34,145 We'd better find someplace to land. Switch to manual controls! 204 00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:36,146 Right. 205 00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:41,212 Something's wrong. The controls are frozen. 206 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:45,723 The astrogator won't cut out. How did this ring get here? 207 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,794 Uh, I-I must have absentmindedly left it there. 208 00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:51,624 - Oh, so it altered our course for Earth, huh? - [ Yelps ] 209 00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:54,221 All right, Smith, this time you've had it. 210 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:57,791 I'm gonna take you apart bit by bit and throw the pieces away. 211 00:13:57,903 --> 00:13:59,962 Smith, get below and stay there! 212 00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:01,972 My ring, sir. 213 00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:08,045 Nothing. No place to land. 214 00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:10,707 Oh, that's great. So we just keep going till we run out of fuel... 215 00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:12,716 and then we, uh, just drift into space. 216 00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:15,753 - Now, wait a minute. There is something we can do. - Yeah, what's that? 217 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,688 The fuel cells have to be replaced, and we don't have any replacements. 218 00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:21,157 And there are no service stations in outer space, remember? 219 00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:23,160 Maybe there are. Here, look. 220 00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:27,494 - Here's our present position. - On the edge of the Siribidus galaxy. 221 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,831 Right. Now, you remember the year before we left... 222 00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:34,167 Alpha Control set out a string of fuel barges somewhere in this area. 223 00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:36,673 Yeah, as, uh, refueling stations... 224 00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:39,767 for the Intergalactic Probe 22, wasn't it? 225 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,813 Now, these barges should be somewhere within... 226 00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,882 oh, 21 hours of our present position. 227 00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:45,848 We might make it. 228 00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:48,283 Yeah. I'll set a new course. 229 00:14:57,863 --> 00:15:01,560 [ Steady Beeping ] 230 00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:05,032 Holding steady on course for the fuel barges. 231 00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:08,900 - [ Beeping ] - We're picking up something else on the radar. 232 00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:11,568 A whole series of blips right around those fuel barges. 233 00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:14,305 - Blips? How big? - Oh, about four, six feet. 234 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,313 About the size of a man, Dad? 235 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,645 That's right, son. But obviously they couldn't be men. 236 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,720 - There aren't any planets around here. - At least not that we know of. 237 00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:34,928 All right, stand by for lock-on. 238 00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:37,434 I'll maneuver into position while you get in the air lock. 239 00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:39,436 Right. 240 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,911 - All right, Will, stand by to switch off engines. - Right. 241 00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,983 Engines off! Lock in. 242 00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:02,560 Engines off. Locked in. 243 00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:04,561 Good boy, son. 244 00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:12,800 Okay, Don, we've moved into position. 245 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:16,102 - We can pick you up on the monitor. - [ Don's Voice ] I'm on my way. 246 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:20,076 Can you hear me? How are you doing? 247 00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:22,306 You're coming in loud and clear. 248 00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:25,144 I'm going to maneuver in toward the barge now. 249 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:28,811 Stay in close voice contact. You're moving past our monitor radius. 250 00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:31,856 Everything's A-okay. 251 00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:33,857 I'm at the barge now. 252 00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:38,723 Right now, I'm connecting the fuel line. 253 00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:43,566 John, the fuel gauge in this barge reads down a quarter... 254 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,331 but there's no indication that any other ship docked here. 255 00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:48,338 That's not possible! 256 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,408 Well, something's been at this fuel supply. 257 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,204 Maybe it was a leak. 258 00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:54,973 If it was, the fuel would still be moving past the barges. 259 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,913 [ Don ] Everything's still A-okay. 260 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:02,351 The refueling is completed, and I'm on my way ba-- 261 00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:08,257 Who are you? Who's there? 262 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,419 Don, what's wrong? 263 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:13,464 I'm okay. I'm coming in now. 264 00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:45,653 Don, what happened? 265 00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:49,063 I don't know. I just thought I saw something out there. 266 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,314 - Good job. - Thanks. 267 00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:09,143 Bravo, Major. Bravo. You've done it again. 268 00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:11,222 I congratulate you on your bravery. 269 00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:14,656 What are you doing up here? You were ordered to stay below. 270 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:18,093 I just wanted to make sure that you were all right after your little walk in space. 271 00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:20,097 Now, let me help you off with this. 272 00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:22,326 There we go. And I'll check you over. 273 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:24,334 Later. 274 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:27,894 John, did either you or Will see anything while I was out there? 275 00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:30,736 Not a thing. 276 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:33,641 Could it be that our poor major is suffering from hallucinations? 277 00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:36,543 - What did you see? - Ah, it was nothing, I guess. 278 00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:38,843 There couldn't be anything out there in space. 279 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,885 Yeah, that's right, Will. 280 00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:43,511 I just thought I saw something moving around out there. 281 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:46,250 Now we're seeing things, are we, Major? 282 00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:48,724 Well, you'd better let me check you over. 283 00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:51,125 Tell us about it, Don. 284 00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:53,130 Well, there's really nothing to tell. 285 00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:55,393 I just thought I saw what might be a figure... 286 00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:57,435 ducking in and out behind the fuel barge, but-- 287 00:18:57,536 --> 00:18:59,436 You've been out in space too long, Major! 288 00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:01,563 That's enough, Smith! 289 00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:05,040 - Are you sure? - No. 290 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,271 But I am sure that I think I saw something. 291 00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:09,973 Space rapture. That's probably what it was. 292 00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:13,711 When the too rigid military mind snaps, it goes all the way. 293 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:17,346 - I'm afraid our poor major is sick. Sick, sick, sick. - Listen, Smith-- 294 00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:20,152 - That's quite enough, Smith! - I wish I'd have seen it. 295 00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:22,159 You might, my boy. You might. 296 00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:25,321 But a fine scientific mind like mine could never be fooled by such a mirage. 297 00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:28,092 - [ Scoffs ] - Escort Dr. Smith to the lower level... 298 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,100 and see that he remains there. 299 00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:32,693 Until further notice, he's confined to his quarters! 300 00:19:32,804 --> 00:19:34,704 Very well, Professor. 301 00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:39,273 And the next time you need an aspirin, Major... 302 00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:43,542 I'll refer you to the nearest drugstore. 303 00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:45,549 Traitor! 304 00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,226 I'll attend to you later! 305 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:59,830 Well, next stop Alpha Centauri. 306 00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:11,071 Stop following me, you clanking clod! 307 00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:13,576 I have my orders. 308 00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:15,579 Well, I'm giving you new orders. 309 00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:17,706 You get up there and reset our course for Earth. 310 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:24,014 - My orders are not to leave you. - Well, disobey them. 311 00:20:24,122 --> 00:20:26,454 - Have you no mind of your own? - Negative. 312 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:30,016 - I am a robot. - You are a deplorable dummy! 313 00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:32,028 [ Yells ] 314 00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:38,196 Somehow I've got to find a way to alter our course. 315 00:20:39,938 --> 00:20:42,998 Oh, hello, Dr. Smith. 316 00:20:43,108 --> 00:20:46,305 Hello, dear child. Where are you off to? 317 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,709 To the control room, to say good night to Daddy and Don. 318 00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:50,714 Penny! 319 00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:53,182 Penny... 320 00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:56,049 did, uh, did you say to the control room, my dear? 321 00:20:56,154 --> 00:20:58,554 That's right. Wanna ride up with me? 322 00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:01,850 I wouldn't dare to show my face up there. 323 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,655 Why? What did you do? 324 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:06,356 I fell asleep on watch. 325 00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:09,434 - Dr. Smith. - Oh, Dr. Smith-- 326 00:21:09,534 --> 00:21:12,992 - Shh! - You have made an incorrect statement. 327 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,972 Either rectify it, or I-- 328 00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:18,804 You disconnected his power pack. 329 00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:22,346 His memory banks are corroded. One must not overtax them. 330 00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:26,349 As I was saying, what's even worse than falling asleep... 331 00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:29,579 I forgot to reset the astrogator before I went off duty. 332 00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:32,589 - Oh. - When your father and Major West find out... 333 00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:34,750 I don't know what they'll do. 334 00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:37,920 - I think you should tell them. - I'm afraid. 335 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:40,999 Do you remember how you felt when you lost your father's charts? 336 00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:43,829 Oh, yes, but you helped me find them. 337 00:21:43,935 --> 00:21:46,631 Yes, I did. 338 00:21:46,738 --> 00:21:48,638 I have an idea, Penny. 339 00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:52,733 Would you like to return that favor and help your poor old friend, Dr. Smith? 340 00:21:52,844 --> 00:21:54,744 How? 341 00:21:54,846 --> 00:21:57,644 Just reset the astrogator on this course. 342 00:21:57,749 --> 00:21:59,717 - Well, I-I don't know. - I don't blame you. 343 00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:03,686 Why would you want to risk getting into trouble just to help an old friend? 344 00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:06,690 - Because that's what friends are for. - Yes, they are. You'll do it? 345 00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:08,885 Well, I'll have to tell Dad about it in the morning. 346 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:11,929 We'll talk about it later. All right, my dear. 347 00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:15,557 But-- But-- 348 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:19,433 Thank you, my dear, dear little friend. 349 00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:27,377 Big mouth. 350 00:22:36,221 --> 00:22:38,382 What is keeping that child? 351 00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:46,088 Good heavens! 352 00:22:49,901 --> 00:22:53,837 As I was saying, what do you suppose is keeping that child? 353 00:22:53,939 --> 00:22:55,839 Insufficient data. 354 00:22:55,941 --> 00:22:59,206 You're a fund of information, aren't you, you lily-livered, lead-lined lummox! 355 00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:01,211 [ Elevator Clicks ] 356 00:23:03,782 --> 00:23:05,807 There you are, dear, dear little friend. 357 00:23:05,917 --> 00:23:07,885 There you are. 358 00:23:07,986 --> 00:23:09,886 Ah, yes. 359 00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:14,085 - Did you do it, dear? - Sure. 360 00:23:14,192 --> 00:23:16,160 - And no one saw you? - Nope. 361 00:23:16,261 --> 00:23:19,697 Lovely. I think you should go right to bed, my dear. Right to bed. Off you go. 362 00:23:19,798 --> 00:23:22,164 - [ Chuckles ] Good night, Dr. Smith. - Good night, dear child. 363 00:23:22,267 --> 00:23:24,861 Pleasant dreams. 364 00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:27,268 [ Sighs ] 365 00:23:27,372 --> 00:23:30,535 There is more than one way to skin a cat, dear boy. 366 00:23:30,642 --> 00:23:33,133 There are exactly 37 ways. 367 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,372 And I've used them all. 368 00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:39,782 Oh, Dr. Smith? 369 00:23:39,885 --> 00:23:43,013 - Yes. - You disconnected my power pack. 370 00:23:43,121 --> 00:23:47,455 I must ask for a complete report of what transpired while I was deactivated. 371 00:23:47,559 --> 00:23:50,289 None of your business, you scurrilous scatterbrain! 372 00:23:50,395 --> 00:23:54,229 It is required that my memory banks be constantly in operation... 373 00:23:54,332 --> 00:23:59,099 in order for me to record any dangerous scientific phenomena in outer space. 374 00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:03,538 Dangerous scientific phenomena, indeed, you blithering booby! 375 00:24:03,642 --> 00:24:07,009 What could possibly be out there in all that nothingness? 376 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:09,012 - [ Cooing ] - Whoa! 377 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:13,244 - [ Cooing ] - [ Dr. Smith Screaming ] 378 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:22,787 [ All Laughing ] 379 00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:27,330 But I tell you-- She was here. 380 00:24:27,432 --> 00:24:29,423 Right outside the view port. 381 00:24:29,534 --> 00:24:31,832 A pretty little thing, all green... 382 00:24:31,937 --> 00:24:34,337 with a transparent dome for a hat. 383 00:24:34,439 --> 00:24:37,875 [ Chuckling ] What else was she wearing? 384 00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:42,379 One of those skintight things. You know, a sort of golden-green leotard. 385 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,381 Very pretty, I must say. 386 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:49,045 Dr. Smith, how big was this green thing, or girl, or whatever it was? 387 00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:53,454 Well, I don't really know. She was floating around... 388 00:24:53,558 --> 00:24:55,458 and I was trying to hear what she was saying. 389 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,460 What she was saying? 390 00:24:57,562 --> 00:25:01,054 [ Laughing ] I don't know why I'm wasting time listening to these ravings. 391 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,532 Smith, you've finally flipped your wig. 392 00:25:03,635 --> 00:25:06,331 - I think we should all turn in. - And leave me here all alone? 393 00:25:06,438 --> 00:25:08,338 Well, of course, Dr. Smith, if you're afraid... 394 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,340 - I'll have someone-- - I'm not afraid. 395 00:25:10,442 --> 00:25:12,342 Of course, I'm not afraid. 396 00:25:12,444 --> 00:25:15,743 It's just that I'd like a witness... 397 00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:17,747 just in case she comes back. 398 00:25:17,849 --> 00:25:19,749 That's all, a witness. 399 00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:21,819 Mom, I'll stay up with Dr. Smith for a while. 400 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,650 I'm not very tired. And besides, I'd like to see the green lady... 401 00:25:24,756 --> 00:25:26,656 if she does come back. 402 00:25:26,758 --> 00:25:29,591 Well, I-- All right then. 403 00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:32,162 But don't stay up too late. 404 00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:34,255 [ All Chuckling ] 405 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:36,266 - Good night. - Good night, Will. 406 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:38,529 Good night, Dr. Smith. 407 00:25:38,637 --> 00:25:41,902 You're a stalwart little chap, my boy. I've always said so. 408 00:25:42,007 --> 00:25:45,443 We might even be able to play a game or two of chess. 409 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,569 Okay, Dr. Smith, I think I'd like that. 410 00:25:47,679 --> 00:25:50,944 Yes. [ Gulps ] 411 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:59,448 I think I'll have your queen in two moves, Dr. Smith. 412 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:02,152 Don't be a nasty little boy. 413 00:26:03,495 --> 00:26:06,760 [ Screams ] Will-- Will... 414 00:26:06,865 --> 00:26:09,459 it's her! 415 00:26:15,340 --> 00:26:18,969 I know what you're thinking. But I tell you-- she was there. 416 00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:21,875 It's my move, Dr. Smith. 417 00:26:31,990 --> 00:26:34,424 Good move. You saved your queen. 418 00:26:34,526 --> 00:26:37,461 But if I'm right, I'll have you in check by three moves. 419 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:45,531 - Will. Will. - Yes, sir? 420 00:26:45,637 --> 00:26:48,071 Don't look now... 421 00:26:48,173 --> 00:26:50,334 but when I give you the word... 422 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,342 turn slowly around. 423 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:56,380 - Is she there again? - Let's not frighten her away. 424 00:26:56,481 --> 00:26:59,507 Just turn slowly-- 425 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:02,985 No! No! Will! Quick! Quick! 426 00:27:03,088 --> 00:27:05,886 Well? You saw her that time, didn't you? 427 00:27:05,991 --> 00:27:08,323 You see? She's all green, just as I said. 428 00:27:08,426 --> 00:27:10,656 What do you think of her? 429 00:27:10,762 --> 00:27:13,356 Dr. Smith, I didn't see anything. 430 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,660 Of course you saw her. She was there... 431 00:27:15,767 --> 00:27:17,667 big as life and twice as green! 432 00:27:17,769 --> 00:27:21,967 Dr. Smith, there was nothing there. 433 00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:26,711 Oh, dear. Oh, dear. 434 00:27:26,811 --> 00:27:30,008 Mom once told me about people who see things. 435 00:27:30,115 --> 00:27:33,050 She said they're the cause of a guilty conscience. 436 00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:36,518 A long time ago, Penny made some fudge for a Space Scouts meeting. 437 00:27:36,621 --> 00:27:40,216 Well, I found it and ate it, and I didn't tell anyone. 438 00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:42,259 Right after that, I started to have bad dreams. 439 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:44,590 I told Mom about it, and she said... 440 00:27:44,696 --> 00:27:47,096 I must have a bad deed on my mind. 441 00:27:47,198 --> 00:27:49,894 When I admitted eating the fudge, the bad dreams stopped. 442 00:27:51,536 --> 00:27:55,063 Very interesting story, my boy, but in no way does it apply to me. 443 00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:58,199 Yes, it does, if you've done something wrong. 444 00:27:58,309 --> 00:28:00,641 I tell you, that green beauty... 445 00:28:00,745 --> 00:28:03,407 swimming in space... is real. 446 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:06,507 So were my bad dreams. 447 00:28:06,618 --> 00:28:09,815 Indeed. I think it's time you went to bed, young man. 448 00:28:09,921 --> 00:28:11,821 All right, Dr. Smith. 449 00:28:12,991 --> 00:28:15,323 - Are you sure you'll be okay? - Of course. 450 00:28:15,427 --> 00:28:19,295 And if I should require company, there is always that one. 451 00:28:19,397 --> 00:28:21,297 That's true. 452 00:28:22,967 --> 00:28:25,595 At least you can beat him at chess. 453 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:30,303 Go to bed, young man! Go to bed! 454 00:28:30,408 --> 00:28:34,970 - Aaah! - [ Cooing ] 455 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:38,072 [ Cooing ] 456 00:28:38,183 --> 00:28:42,119 Smi-ith. 457 00:28:44,989 --> 00:28:49,255 [ Groans ] Oh, the pain. The pain. 458 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:52,295 [ Gasps ] Oh. 459 00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:54,456 I need you, sir. Come here! 460 00:28:57,969 --> 00:28:59,869 Oh! 461 00:28:59,971 --> 00:29:03,134 Keep a sharp lookout for a girl, about 5 foot 2... 462 00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:05,141 green hair, green eyes-- 463 00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:07,711 She's all green, and she sings a lot. 464 00:29:07,812 --> 00:29:09,712 Opera or pop? 465 00:29:09,814 --> 00:29:11,782 Opera or pop indeed, you ninny! 466 00:29:11,883 --> 00:29:13,783 It doesn't matter what she sings. 467 00:29:13,885 --> 00:29:15,853 What matters is that I say she's out there... 468 00:29:15,954 --> 00:29:17,854 and they say I'm balmy. 469 00:29:17,956 --> 00:29:20,254 As soon as you see her, signal me immediately. 470 00:29:20,358 --> 00:29:24,089 - Do you understand? - Your instructions are clear. 471 00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:29,332 Watch carefully! 472 00:29:33,705 --> 00:29:36,833 Oh, dear. I'm exhausted. 473 00:29:36,941 --> 00:29:39,535 It's all this stress and strain. 474 00:29:39,644 --> 00:29:42,442 It's just too much. I-I simply... can't-- 475 00:29:42,547 --> 00:29:44,606 [ Muttering ] 476 00:29:46,351 --> 00:29:48,649 [ Groaning, Snoring ] 477 00:29:56,094 --> 00:29:58,528 Attention, Dr. Smith! Attention, Dr. Smith! 478 00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,530 I'm innocent! 479 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:06,070 Smi-ith. 480 00:30:07,839 --> 00:30:10,831 [ Cooing ] 481 00:30:10,942 --> 00:30:13,843 Smi-ith. 482 00:30:13,945 --> 00:30:15,845 - [ Cooing ] - It's her. 483 00:30:15,947 --> 00:30:18,916 She's back. 484 00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:24,349 - You, uh, you see her, don't you? - Yes. 485 00:30:24,455 --> 00:30:27,913 - Oh, thank goodness. - But she does not compute. 486 00:30:30,962 --> 00:30:32,862 You've got to make her compute. 487 00:30:32,964 --> 00:30:36,422 I must know who she is, what she is and why no one but you and I can see her. 488 00:30:36,534 --> 00:30:40,026 It does not compute. Others can see her if I can. 489 00:30:40,138 --> 00:30:44,973 - But they don't! - She may not want others to see her. Only you. 490 00:30:45,076 --> 00:30:47,704 - [ Cooing ] - Listen. Listen. 491 00:30:47,812 --> 00:30:51,578 [ Cooing ] 492 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:54,618 She's singing her little song again. 493 00:30:54,719 --> 00:30:58,849 [ Cooing ] 494 00:30:58,957 --> 00:31:03,394 Her language is a mathematical progression. I can translate. 495 00:31:03,494 --> 00:31:08,056 - [ Cooing ] - She states that she is from the people of the green mist. 496 00:31:08,166 --> 00:31:10,634 She is in love with you. 497 00:31:10,735 --> 00:31:12,703 She wants you to come away with her. 498 00:31:12,804 --> 00:31:15,204 - [ Cooing Continues ] - She does? 499 00:31:15,306 --> 00:31:17,501 Well, of course, she does. 500 00:31:17,609 --> 00:31:20,544 I can understand why she'd choose me. 501 00:31:20,645 --> 00:31:24,308 But the point is, what can she offer? 502 00:31:24,415 --> 00:31:28,875 What sort of life could we have living in green mist? 503 00:31:28,987 --> 00:31:30,887 I'm terribly flattered, dear. 504 00:31:30,989 --> 00:31:34,425 But really there's no way, no way at all. 505 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:38,723 [ Alarm Beeping ] 506 00:31:41,132 --> 00:31:43,032 - What is it? - I don't know! 507 00:31:43,134 --> 00:31:45,796 I'm going with you. 508 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:48,737 - How dare you! - My orders are to keep you here. 509 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:52,139 - Be still, you dunderhead. Hurry! Hurry! - Dr. Smith. 510 00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:54,677 [ Beeping Continues ] 511 00:31:59,484 --> 00:32:01,452 What is it, John? Do you know what the trouble is? 512 00:32:01,552 --> 00:32:03,782 We only know it's the outside atmosphere warning system. 513 00:32:03,888 --> 00:32:05,788 - What's happening, Dad? - I'm not sure. 514 00:32:05,890 --> 00:32:08,950 - The temperature outside the ship's started to climb. - Look at the astrogator. 515 00:32:09,060 --> 00:32:13,087 - We're off course again. - We're heading for Earth again! 516 00:32:13,197 --> 00:32:15,097 Do you know what you've done? 517 00:32:15,199 --> 00:32:17,724 Do you realize what's gonna happen because you wouldn't listen? 518 00:32:17,835 --> 00:32:19,735 Take a look! Take a look out there! 519 00:32:19,837 --> 00:32:21,828 Do you see that? That's our death warrant! 520 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:25,103 I don't know what you mean. I don't see anything. 521 00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:28,677 Oh, no? Well, look again... 522 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:30,680 at that flaring star out there. 523 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:32,773 You mean that flaring star? 524 00:32:32,884 --> 00:32:35,819 - Yes, I can see it. - [ John ] It happens to be the sun. 525 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:39,048 Our sun! The sun that Earth orbits. 526 00:32:39,157 --> 00:32:42,718 Its temperature is so high it can reduce the hull of this ship to butter! 527 00:32:42,827 --> 00:32:44,886 And we're heading straight for it! 528 00:32:44,996 --> 00:32:47,521 I had nothing to do with it. I haven't touched the instruments. 529 00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:50,863 Well, if you didn't, I'd certainly like to know who did! 530 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:52,869 - Dad-- - Not now, Penny! 531 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,804 Dad, Dr. Smith didn't do it! 532 00:32:55,907 --> 00:32:58,398 - I did. - Oh, Penny. 533 00:32:58,509 --> 00:33:00,704 Penny, what are you saying? 534 00:33:02,947 --> 00:33:04,972 I touched that thing, that knob. 535 00:33:06,217 --> 00:33:08,845 Penny, w-why did you touch it? 536 00:33:08,953 --> 00:33:11,319 Can I tell you even if I promised not to? 537 00:33:11,422 --> 00:33:14,152 Whom did you promise, dear? 538 00:33:14,258 --> 00:33:16,158 Dr. Smith, when I helped him. 539 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:22,831 - Well, Smith, you really hit bottom on that one. - I can explain everything. 540 00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:25,494 What's more, you've set this ship on a course for certain destruction! 541 00:33:25,603 --> 00:33:28,197 There must be something we can do, John. 542 00:33:28,306 --> 00:33:30,934 We'll plot a new course, extend it into a space-time solution. 543 00:33:31,042 --> 00:33:33,875 The best we'll do is a near miss. 544 00:33:33,978 --> 00:33:36,344 - Is that going to be good enough? - I don't know. 545 00:33:36,447 --> 00:33:39,541 We'll have to cope with temperatures hundreds of degrees higher than normal. 546 00:33:39,650 --> 00:33:41,515 Will the ship melt, Dad? 547 00:33:41,619 --> 00:33:44,053 The titanium hull should be able to withstand the heat, son... 548 00:33:44,155 --> 00:33:46,282 but it's gonna get pretty bad in here. 549 00:33:46,391 --> 00:33:49,189 - Do you think you can take it? - Yes, sir. 550 00:33:49,293 --> 00:33:52,888 There'll be one pleasure in this, Smith-- watching you fry. 551 00:33:54,732 --> 00:33:57,064 [ John ] Look! 552 00:33:57,168 --> 00:34:00,035 [ Don ] We'll have to get out of the sun's gravitational pull. 553 00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:09,702 - John, have we got a chance? - We haven't given up yet, dear. 554 00:34:19,424 --> 00:34:21,654 We've got to pull out now, or it'll be too late! 555 00:34:21,759 --> 00:34:24,159 [ John ] Give me a gravitation count. 556 00:34:24,262 --> 00:34:27,231 [ Don ] 42.8, 40.3... 557 00:34:27,331 --> 00:34:29,299 39.4 and dropping. 558 00:34:36,841 --> 00:34:38,775 We are gonna make it. 559 00:34:38,876 --> 00:34:40,969 [ Sighs ] 560 00:34:45,883 --> 00:34:48,408 I knew it all the time. 561 00:34:57,795 --> 00:35:00,821 [ Chattering ] 562 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:04,265 If I could have everyone's attention for a minute... 563 00:35:04,368 --> 00:35:06,268 there's something I think you should all know. 564 00:35:06,370 --> 00:35:09,965 Before Don and I came down, we completed our computations. 565 00:35:10,074 --> 00:35:13,168 We decided we have just enough fuel for one course change... 566 00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:15,177 without endangering our landing. 567 00:35:15,279 --> 00:35:18,271 So, now that we're safely past our sun... 568 00:35:18,382 --> 00:35:21,613 and since it is closer than Alpha Centauri... 569 00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:23,619 - we've decided to head for Earth. - [ Gasping ] 570 00:35:23,721 --> 00:35:26,884 Oh, Earth! Earth! 571 00:35:26,991 --> 00:35:29,789 Mother Earth! Home and hearth! 572 00:35:29,894 --> 00:35:33,625 Oh, crêpe suzette! Pheasant under glass! 573 00:35:33,731 --> 00:35:35,500 - I've done it. - Dr. Smith, try to control yourself. 574 00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:38,333 - I've done it. - Dr. Smith, try to control yourself. 575 00:35:38,436 --> 00:35:42,167 I simply can't wait. When will the joyous occasion of our landing take place? 576 00:35:42,273 --> 00:35:45,333 - Don? - Our course has to be adjusted... 577 00:35:45,443 --> 00:35:47,468 at precisely three minutes after midnight tonight. 578 00:35:47,578 --> 00:35:49,705 We'll only have one chance. 579 00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:52,180 If we hit our course on time... 580 00:35:52,283 --> 00:35:55,719 we'll be firing our retro-rockets sometime tomorrow afternoon. 581 00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:59,381 Dr. Smith, maybe we'll be in time for the World Series. 582 00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:01,458 Oh, yes. That. 583 00:36:01,559 --> 00:36:04,494 We can go horseback riding and swimming and have bicycles! 584 00:36:04,595 --> 00:36:08,031 All right. Now, that's enough. 585 00:36:08,132 --> 00:36:10,498 I suggest we all go to bed as soon as we're through eating. 586 00:36:10,601 --> 00:36:12,501 We're gonna have a very busy day tomorrow. 587 00:36:12,603 --> 00:36:15,504 Besides, Don and I have some important maneuvering to do just before midnight. 588 00:36:15,606 --> 00:36:18,507 Come on, now children, back to the table. 589 00:36:20,711 --> 00:36:25,205 Oh, joy. Oh, bliss. Oh, crêpe suzette. 590 00:36:33,391 --> 00:36:37,987 [ Cooing ] 591 00:36:39,230 --> 00:36:43,257 [ Cooing Continues ] 592 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:54,075 - Smi-ith. - [ Snoring ] 593 00:36:54,178 --> 00:36:58,842 [ Cooing ] 594 00:37:03,521 --> 00:37:06,490 Smi-ith. 595 00:37:07,692 --> 00:37:11,753 Come away with me. 596 00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:16,462 [ Coos ] 597 00:37:16,567 --> 00:37:19,968 Smi-ith. 598 00:37:21,672 --> 00:37:24,766 Smi-ith. 599 00:37:26,444 --> 00:37:30,073 [ Cooing ] 600 00:37:30,181 --> 00:37:33,639 Ye-es. 601 00:37:37,655 --> 00:37:40,453 [ Cooing ] 602 00:37:40,558 --> 00:37:44,927 - Smi-ith. - Smi-ith. 603 00:37:47,198 --> 00:37:52,135 - Come away with me. - [ Cooing Along ] 604 00:38:00,144 --> 00:38:04,376 [ Trancelike ] I'm coming. 605 00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:16,824 [ Cooing ] 606 00:38:17,862 --> 00:38:22,026 Smi-ith. 607 00:38:33,577 --> 00:38:36,045 Yes, my darling. 608 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:38,047 I hear you. 609 00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:41,016 Come away with me. 610 00:38:41,118 --> 00:38:43,882 Yes, I know. 611 00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:47,822 It is our... destiny. 612 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:13,408 [ Sighs ] Eighteen minutes to firing for new course. 613 00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:15,485 Right. 614 00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:19,181 [ Sighs ] We should be able to see Earth by now... 615 00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:21,224 passing by Uranus and Arcturus. 616 00:39:27,865 --> 00:39:31,096 - John, do you see? - Yes, I see it. 617 00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:33,227 Then he was telling the truth. 618 00:39:33,337 --> 00:39:36,204 [ Cooing ] 619 00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:56,951 I better get the rest of the family up here right away. 620 00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:59,757 Right. 621 00:40:01,132 --> 00:40:03,862 [ Giggling ] 622 00:40:03,968 --> 00:40:07,131 [ Cooing ] 623 00:40:12,777 --> 00:40:16,804 [ Giggling ] 624 00:40:33,998 --> 00:40:37,195 - I see it, but I don't believe it. - I know what you mean. 625 00:40:38,736 --> 00:40:41,603 - What is it, John? What's wrong? - Well, take a look. 626 00:40:41,705 --> 00:40:44,265 [ Cooing ] 627 00:40:58,656 --> 00:41:01,489 She is all green, just like Dr. Smith said. 628 00:41:01,592 --> 00:41:03,492 Where could she have come from? 629 00:41:03,594 --> 00:41:06,654 - From the green mist. - By the fuel barge? 630 00:41:06,764 --> 00:41:10,723 [ Will ] Maybe there were a lot of them. That would explain the blips we picked up on radar. 631 00:41:10,835 --> 00:41:13,065 I have had time to compute this creature... 632 00:41:13,170 --> 00:41:16,537 and have found that she and her kind feed upon atomic fuel. 633 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:20,542 She has followed us for our fuel supply. 634 00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:24,136 - Golly! - She looks like a kind of fairy princess. 635 00:41:24,248 --> 00:41:26,341 Poor Dr. Smith. 636 00:41:26,450 --> 00:41:28,418 It looks like he's been hypnotized. 637 00:41:28,519 --> 00:41:31,886 - He thinks he's in love. - In love? You're kidding. 638 00:41:31,989 --> 00:41:34,082 I have not been programmed for humor. 639 00:41:34,191 --> 00:41:37,752 She has created this state of mind in order to try to get fuel from us. 640 00:41:37,862 --> 00:41:39,955 What are we going to do? 641 00:41:40,064 --> 00:41:42,430 Well, I'm gonna make a course change in 12 minutes. 642 00:41:48,839 --> 00:41:51,535 - Twelve minutes? - That's right, or we'll never make it back to Earth. 643 00:41:51,642 --> 00:41:54,702 Well, then we'd better get Dr. Smith back on board right away. 644 00:41:54,812 --> 00:41:56,871 We can't! He's too far from the ship to shoot him a line. 645 00:41:56,981 --> 00:41:58,881 And if we did change course to get in closer... 646 00:41:58,983 --> 00:42:02,282 we wouldn't have fuel enough to make a second course change for Earth. 647 00:42:02,386 --> 00:42:04,616 But you can't just leave him there. 648 00:42:04,722 --> 00:42:07,156 Well, what would happen if we did change course? 649 00:42:07,258 --> 00:42:11,194 We'd miss Earth entirely. We'd shoot right out the other side of the galaxy. 650 00:42:11,295 --> 00:42:14,423 We'd be lost in space again. 651 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:16,432 Well, then that's the way it has to be. 652 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,434 We've got to save Dr. Smith. 653 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:21,096 Why? He's caused us nothing but trouble from the beginning. 654 00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:23,298 Now, why should we sacrifice everything just for him? 655 00:42:23,407 --> 00:42:26,535 Because he's a human being. 656 00:42:26,644 --> 00:42:29,374 I say we go to Earth. Let him stay out there. 657 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:32,608 For the rest of eternity? 658 00:42:38,355 --> 00:42:40,289 Preparing course deviation of three degrees. 659 00:42:46,630 --> 00:42:49,622 - .0-4-50? - Check. 660 00:42:52,136 --> 00:42:54,434 Twenty-five azimuth degrees. 661 00:42:54,538 --> 00:42:56,438 Coming in slow. 662 00:42:59,910 --> 00:43:03,676 [ Sighs ] Well, somebody has to haul him back in. 663 00:43:34,645 --> 00:43:37,205 Dr. Smith! Dr. Smith! 664 00:43:37,314 --> 00:43:39,805 Yes, my darling. 665 00:43:39,917 --> 00:43:42,147 Oh, wake up! 666 00:43:44,021 --> 00:43:46,455 What? What? 667 00:43:46,557 --> 00:43:50,015 What is the meaning of this? What am I doing in my space suit? 668 00:43:50,127 --> 00:43:51,856 We rescued you, Dr. Smith. 669 00:43:51,962 --> 00:43:55,193 Rescued me, indeed. From my bed? 670 00:43:55,299 --> 00:43:57,529 You were out there, with the green lady. 671 00:43:57,635 --> 00:43:59,694 - What? - He's right. 672 00:43:59,803 --> 00:44:02,897 You were in some sort of hypnotic trance. We just pulled you in. 673 00:44:03,007 --> 00:44:04,907 - Or rather Don did. - Oh? 674 00:44:05,009 --> 00:44:08,035 Well, help me up, Will. Careful. My back! 675 00:44:08,145 --> 00:44:10,045 - [ Whimpering ] - All right. All right. 676 00:44:10,147 --> 00:44:13,048 Uh! How thoughtful of you, Major. 677 00:44:13,150 --> 00:44:16,119 - I suppose I'm deeply in your debt. - Forget it. 678 00:44:16,220 --> 00:44:18,415 I've always heard that only superior intellects... 679 00:44:18,522 --> 00:44:20,683 are subject to hypnotic influence. 680 00:44:20,824 --> 00:44:23,452 [ Man On Intercom ] Alpha Control to unidentified space vehicle. 681 00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,790 Do you read us? Over. 682 00:44:25,896 --> 00:44:28,660 It's Earth! They've located us! 683 00:44:30,968 --> 00:44:33,937 Earth. Earth? 684 00:44:36,407 --> 00:44:39,342 Alpha Control. Alpha Control! Come in, Alpha Control. 685 00:44:39,443 --> 00:44:41,411 Try it again. 686 00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:43,878 Alpha Control, this is Jupiter 2. Do you read me? 687 00:44:43,981 --> 00:44:47,508 This is Alpha Control. Your signal is very faint. 688 00:44:47,618 --> 00:44:50,610 Your identification sounded like the Jupiter 2. Please reconfirm. 689 00:44:50,721 --> 00:44:53,747 We are the Jupiter 2, you idiot! Help us! 690 00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:57,850 - The Jupiter 2 was lost in space over a year ago. - But we've come back! 691 00:44:57,961 --> 00:45:00,759 - We are pioneers, heroes! Save us! - Shut up, Smith! 692 00:45:00,864 --> 00:45:04,027 Alpha Control, we're on auxiliary power. 693 00:45:04,134 --> 00:45:07,433 - Can you track us? - Only with a radio telescope. 694 00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:10,701 - Can you try telemetry? - You are beyond the range of our telemetry. 695 00:45:10,808 --> 00:45:13,038 You seem to be passing Earth, departing this galaxy. 696 00:45:13,143 --> 00:45:16,169 - Can you change heading? - Negative, Alpha Control. 697 00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:19,044 - Rocket fuel unavailable. - We are losing your signal. 698 00:45:19,149 --> 00:45:21,709 You're exiting the galaxy, headed for outer space. 699 00:45:21,819 --> 00:45:25,619 - Good luck. - No! No! Come back! 700 00:45:31,028 --> 00:45:33,053 Then it's true? 701 00:45:33,163 --> 00:45:35,495 We can't get back to Earth? 702 00:45:40,037 --> 00:45:42,301 Oh, dear. 703 00:45:42,406 --> 00:45:44,306 No crêpe suzette. 704 00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:47,536 No pheasant under glass. 705 00:45:49,446 --> 00:45:52,677 Never mind, Dr. Smith. We'll be okay. 706 00:45:52,783 --> 00:45:55,217 And anyway, we're on an adventure now. 707 00:45:55,319 --> 00:45:57,651 That's better than crêpe suzette any day. 708 00:46:00,858 --> 00:46:02,758 Oh, the pain. 709 00:46:02,860 --> 00:46:06,728 Dad, where are we going now? 710 00:46:06,830 --> 00:46:09,390 We'll know when we get there, son. 711 00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:11,934 We'll know when we get there. 712 00:46:30,754 --> 00:46:32,915 ## [ Guitar ] 713 00:46:33,023 --> 00:46:36,186 ## [ Robot Singing ] 714 00:46:45,502 --> 00:46:48,562 ♪♪ [ Continues ] 715 00:46:55,145 --> 00:46:57,045 ♪♪ [ Stops Abruptly ] 716 00:46:59,082 --> 00:47:02,051 You bubbleheaded booby. Do you realize what you've done? 717 00:47:04,254 --> 00:47:07,621 I was on the point of landing on the Isle of Capri. Now I'll never get there. 718 00:47:07,724 --> 00:47:10,249 Sorry, Dr. Smith, but it was only a dream. 719 00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:12,954 Only a dream, indeed, my dear boy. 720 00:47:13,063 --> 00:47:16,362 Don't you know that dreams are the true interpreters of our desires? 721 00:47:16,466 --> 00:47:18,366 Once more, sir, from the top. 722 00:47:18,468 --> 00:47:21,960 - And try not to sing flat. - Negative. 723 00:47:22,072 --> 00:47:24,302 Due to worn conditions of memory bank... 724 00:47:24,408 --> 00:47:26,308 compliance impossible. 725 00:47:26,410 --> 00:47:29,709 That's right, Dr. Smith. As a matter of fact, I was just testing him... 726 00:47:29,813 --> 00:47:32,646 to see how many of his worn-out memory banks have to be erased. 727 00:47:32,749 --> 00:47:35,946 Very well. In that case, erase everything but facts... 728 00:47:36,053 --> 00:47:38,886 figures and his capacity for strict obedience. 729 00:47:38,989 --> 00:47:41,048 I've had enough of his sentimental nonsense anyway. 730 00:47:41,158 --> 00:47:43,058 Have a heart, Dr. Smith. 731 00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:46,288 It's that sentimental stuff that makes the Robot one of the family. 732 00:47:46,396 --> 00:47:48,864 Your family, my boy, not mine. 733 00:47:48,966 --> 00:47:51,628 This addle-pated armor bearer is no kin of mine. 734 00:47:51,735 --> 00:47:54,704 Correction. I know you like a big brother. 735 00:47:54,805 --> 00:47:57,797 - Do you indeed? - Example-- 736 00:47:57,908 --> 00:48:00,342 Who chickens out when all hands are needed? 737 00:48:00,444 --> 00:48:04,744 Example-- Who sneaks food when all personnel are on short rations? 738 00:48:04,848 --> 00:48:06,748 - Example-- Who-- - [ Clicks ] 739 00:48:08,619 --> 00:48:10,519 You're quite right, Will. 740 00:48:10,621 --> 00:48:14,022 Many of his memory banks do appear to be in a very sorry state indeed... 741 00:48:14,124 --> 00:48:16,319 especially his memory for facts. 742 00:48:16,426 --> 00:48:19,395 Go through them carefully and erase all references to me. 743 00:48:19,496 --> 00:48:22,590 I want no part of this dehumanized lie dispenser. 744 00:48:22,699 --> 00:48:26,635 And get rid of his sentimental twaddle at the same time. 745 00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:28,637 But, Dr. Smith-- 746 00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:32,635 I couldn't do that to you, Robot. 747 00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:35,405 It would be like brainwashing my best friend. 748 00:48:35,512 --> 00:48:38,709 All I wanted to do was give you a little more thinking room. 749 00:48:38,815 --> 00:48:41,511 [ Beeping ] 750 00:48:44,321 --> 00:48:46,289 There's something out there. 751 00:48:48,859 --> 00:48:50,850 It's some sort of spatial body. 752 00:48:50,961 --> 00:48:53,589 What? 753 00:48:53,697 --> 00:48:57,360 - A familiar planet? - More likely an unfamiliar asteroid. 754 00:48:57,467 --> 00:48:59,867 Maybe I can get a fix on it. 755 00:48:59,970 --> 00:49:03,371 [ Woman's Voice ] Jupiter 2. Jupiter 2. 756 00:49:03,473 --> 00:49:05,634 This is your space controller. 757 00:49:05,742 --> 00:49:08,370 Please prepare for entry into our atmosphere. 758 00:49:08,478 --> 00:49:12,141 Your compass heading should now be 8-5. 759 00:49:12,249 --> 00:49:14,581 Repeat, 8-5. 760 00:49:14,685 --> 00:49:18,086 Please conform all instruments to requested heading. 761 00:49:18,188 --> 00:49:21,316 This is Jupiter 2. Instructions received. 762 00:49:21,425 --> 00:49:25,191 But who are you, and what's your astral number? 763 00:49:25,295 --> 00:49:27,195 Don't ask foolish questions, my boy. 764 00:49:27,297 --> 00:49:29,197 Like everyone else who's ever been lost... 765 00:49:29,299 --> 00:49:32,700 we have been going around in circles, and now we've returned to home base. 766 00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:36,762 The planet Earth. And there it is. 767 00:49:38,875 --> 00:49:41,571 That can't be Earth. 768 00:49:41,678 --> 00:49:43,578 I suppose you think it's Alpha Centauri? 769 00:49:45,882 --> 00:49:47,782 What do you think you're doing? 770 00:49:47,884 --> 00:49:50,011 Conforming our instruments to the requested heading. 771 00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,020 120-- 772 00:49:55,225 --> 00:49:58,092 Warning! Warning! Periodicity of signal... 773 00:49:58,195 --> 00:50:00,493 indicates flight path of space vehicle... 774 00:50:00,597 --> 00:50:05,091 is on collision course with zone of high intensity particulate radiation. 775 00:50:05,202 --> 00:50:07,602 Advise immediate evasive action. 776 00:50:07,704 --> 00:50:10,298 Dr. Smith, look! 777 00:50:10,407 --> 00:50:13,103 We're heading into a radiation belt. 62679

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